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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

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[LOUD SNORES]

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Now, Isis, my sweet.

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[YAWNS]

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Perfect, my love.

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Let's go home.

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So, our new cat burglar is a woman.

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Hmm. Probably my imagination.

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Probably not.

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[YOWLS]

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[HISSING]

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Magnificent.

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I suggest you save the flattery
for the judge.

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So long, Dark Knight.

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BATMAN: Drop in anytime.

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[YOWLS]

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You're too kind.

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[YELLS]

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[HISSES]

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Hey!

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I'll have to try and trim those claws.

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[GRUNTS]

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-[TIRES SCREECH]
-[YOWLS]

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No!

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Left you behind, did she?

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[INAUDIBLE]

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[MEOWS]

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[WHISTLES]

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Thanks for the memento.

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<i>Next, we'll be auctioning off a date</i>

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<i>with Gotham's most eligible bachelor,</i>

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<i>-Mr. Bruce Wayne!</i>
-[CROWD MURMURING]

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<i>Uh, if Mr. Wayne would be
good enough to step up.</i>

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<i>Now, now, don't be shy.</i>

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<i>Ah, there he is.</i>

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-Oh, Bruce!
-I'm so happy to see you.

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Where've you been?

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-You look handsome.
-You look wonderful.

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Ooh! Have I missed you.

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I've been pinching my pennies for you.

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Uh... Excuse me, ladies.

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<i>Remember, we've got
lots of animals to save,</i>

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<i>so we're going to start the bidding
at $500.</i>

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-500.
-600.

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We have six. Do I hear seven?

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-700.
-Eight.

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1,000.

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Well, well.

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That's 1,000.

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Going once, going twice...

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SELINA: $10,000.

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[PEOPLE GASPING]

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[CROWD WHISPERING]

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<i>Uh, do I hear any more bids?</i>

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<i>Then sold, for $10,000, to...</i>

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<i>Ms. Selina Kyle.</i>

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Oh, wow.

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I've never seen her before.

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Rumor has it she's a wildlife nut.

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She's supposed to be sponsoring
a mountain lion preserve outside Gotham.

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It's a pleasure.

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Thank you.

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[WOMAN CLEARS THROAT]

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Uh, Mr. Wayne, my secretary, Maven.

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How do you do?

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Uh... Please. "Bruce."

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I'm very flattered.

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Please understand,
it's purely for the animals, Mr. Wayne.

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You're off the hook.

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But you're not.

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I beg your pardon?

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You bought a date,

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and I'm honor-bound,
and delighted to deliver.

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I warn you,
I'm not a man who gives up easily.

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All right. Lunch, then.

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[GUNSHOTS]

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[POLICE SIRENS BLARING]

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I wonder what's going on

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Oh! Where'd he go?

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[TIRES SCREECHING]

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[SIRENS APPROACHING]

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Watch yourselves, men.
These guys are crazy.

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-Thanks, friend.
-BATMAN: What's going down?

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This morning, I get a warning
from the feds.

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Red Claw is in Gotham.

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Now, this.

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-Any leads?
-Nothing.

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Red Claw is the most ruthless
terrorist leader in the world.

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And we don't even have
a picture of the guy.

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I'll see what I can do from my end.

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Good. There's no telling
what they're up to.

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Nothing is safe
with these savages in town.

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Aren't you even a little excited
about your date?

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I mean, Bruce Wayne
is tall, dark and disgustingly rich.

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I'd rather it were Batman.

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[SIGHS]

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You should have seen him, Maven.

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He had the eyes of a lion.

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[DOORBELL BUZZES]

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Yes?

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MAN: <i>A Mr. Bruce Wayne is on his way up.</i>

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Here we go.

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[TELEPHONE RINGING]

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Come on, Selina,
at least he's a good connection.

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You might be able to use him.

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-Hello?
-SELINA: Yes, I know.

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I suppose you're right.

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Still, I wish it were Batman
standing behind this door.

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Bruce, how wonderful to see you.

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Please, come in.

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You're even more stunning
than I remember.

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I'll just put these in some water.

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Selina, it's your lawyer.

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He says the deal is off.

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What?

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Give me that.

117
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Martin, what happened?

118
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That's ridiculous.
You tell him I want to meet with him!

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No, today! He can't sell to Multigon!
We had an agreement!

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-Uh, nice flowers.
-What's going on?

121
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Selina was negotiating for land
for a wildlife preserve.

122
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Some cartel just muscled her
out of the deal.

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SELINA: What do you mean
he won't take your calls?

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You go there,
and kick down the door if you have to!

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I want that land for the mountain lions.

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[SIGHS WEARILY]

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I'm afraid I'm not going to be
very good company.

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-Is there anything I can do?
-Not really.

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Unless you can get me a meeting

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with the chairman
of Multigon International.

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What time's good for you?

132
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Hey, I'm starting to like this guy.

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Really, Wayne,
I do wish there was something

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I could do for you
and your lovely friend,

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but the deal is quite set.

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[PLAYING TUNE]

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You see, we're committed
to building a major resort.

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Golf course, tennis courts,

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bocce ball, the whole shot.

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That's insane!

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The land is in the middle of nowhere.
It's worthless except to wildcats.

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My dear, you just don't understand
development potential.

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As for the cats,

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Multigon will take care of them.

145
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One way or another.

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Now, if you'll excuse me,

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I've given you all the time I can spare.

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Oh, you'll find
more time for me, Mr. Stern!

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Before I'm through,
I'll have every environmental group

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and animal rights activist
breathing down your neck.

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They'll be looking at you,
and your project, so closely,

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you'll feel like a bug in a bell jar.

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Have a nice day.

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I'm afraid
that Selina Kyle may be trouble.

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We've come too far
to have our plans jeopardized

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by some environmental fanatic.

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Have someone keep an eye on Ms. Kyle.

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I'm afraid I wasn't much help after all.

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Well, at least now
I know what their cover story is.

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You know, it's awfully late for lunch.

161
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Would you mind
if I took a rain check on our date?

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Please?

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Okay.

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-Tomorrow?
-Thanks.

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That'll give me time
to take care of some business tonight.

166
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Actually, I plan to work late myself.

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And so, boys,

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we got to increase our cut
in the gambling operations.

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Anybody got a problem with that?

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[GASPS]

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[GRUNTS]

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Back off, boys.

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I want a word with your boss.

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But you can listen.

175
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What do you want?

176
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What do you know about Red Claw?

177
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Why are you asking us?
We're no terrorists.

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You're still scum.

179
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And you hear things I don't.

180
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I want Red Claw.

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And until I get him,

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I'm going to lean extra hard on you,
and all the other mob bosses.

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If you think I've been bad news before...

184
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I get the picture.
I'll see what I can do.

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If Stern won't admit what's going on,

186
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we'll have to find out for ourselves.

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Despite our loss of arms,

188
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thanks to Batman's interference,

189
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we're going to proceed according to plan.

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[DOOR OPENS]

191
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Tomorrow at 2300 hours,

192
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a train under military escort
will pass through Gotham.

193
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It will be transporting
a strain of viral plague

194
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that Interpol confiscated
from our eastern laboratories.

195
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I cannot overemphasize the importance
of that plague to our cause.

196
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CATWOMAN: All clear?

197
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[MEOWS]

198
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I believe Beethoven's
<i>Ode to Joy</i> will do the trick.

199
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[PLAYING TUNE]

200
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Remind me to thank Mama
for the piano lessons.

201
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[CONTINUES PLAYING TUNE]

202
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[MEOWS]

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[YOWLS]

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Outstanding.

205
00:17:08,041 --> 00:17:11,837
We'll hit the train
outside the city, at this point.

206
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[ALARMS BEEPING]

207
00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:19,720
What is that?

208
00:17:19,804 --> 00:17:23,350
A cat at the end of its nine lives.

209
00:17:24,393 --> 00:17:25,811
Let's go.

210
00:17:43,915 --> 00:17:44,999
[MEOWING]

211
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All right, I'm done.

212
00:17:48,754 --> 00:17:49,880
[DOOR RATTLES]

213
00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:08,025
She's in the ventilation system.

214
00:18:13,949 --> 00:18:15,951
I think we're in over our heads.

215
00:18:33,053 --> 00:18:34,054
Ow, ow, ow!

216
00:18:35,764 --> 00:18:36,765
Ah!

217
00:18:49,738 --> 00:18:50,865
[MEOWS LOUDLY]

218
00:18:51,490 --> 00:18:52,491
CATWOMAN: Detour.

219
00:18:53,951 --> 00:18:55,401
THUG: She's down here! Hurry!

220
00:19:03,504 --> 00:19:04,589
Going up.

221
00:19:30,993 --> 00:19:32,244
Hang on, Isis.

222
00:19:45,468 --> 00:19:46,552
Isis, jump!

223
00:19:54,436 --> 00:19:55,687
[SCREAMS]

224
00:20:02,528 --> 00:20:03,529
My hero.

225
00:20:14,750 --> 00:20:16,293
That was for saving my cat.

226
00:20:16,627 --> 00:20:18,169
Is that all it was for?

227
00:20:18,253 --> 00:20:20,590
-Maybe not.
-I heard gunfire.

228
00:20:20,674 --> 00:20:22,384
Occupational hazard.

229
00:20:23,551 --> 00:20:24,552
No.

230
00:20:24,636 --> 00:20:25,887
Let's keep the mystery.

231
00:20:26,179 --> 00:20:28,932
If I don't unmask you, the police will.

232
00:20:29,016 --> 00:20:30,100
Police?

233
00:20:30,184 --> 00:20:31,352
Don't be silly.

234
00:20:32,186 --> 00:20:34,271
You can't deny
there's something between us.

235
00:20:34,355 --> 00:20:35,440
You're right.

236
00:20:35,983 --> 00:20:37,818
And I'm afraid it's the law.

237
00:20:42,239 --> 00:20:43,323
I'm sorry.

238
00:20:51,958 --> 00:20:54,503
Never trifle
with the affections of a woman.

239
00:20:54,628 --> 00:20:56,171
Until next time.

240
00:21:00,551 --> 00:21:02,971
And there will be a next time.

241
00:21:06,474 --> 00:21:07,475
[RUSTLING]

242
00:21:14,692 --> 00:21:16,610
Oh. Tough night?

243
00:21:16,694 --> 00:21:18,196
It had its ups and downs.

244
00:21:18,613 --> 00:21:21,700
But I did get pictures
of the fun family-resort site.

245
00:21:22,034 --> 00:21:23,368
It looks like there's some kind of

246
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abandoned military facility, underground.

247
00:21:26,706 --> 00:21:28,207
Very interesting.

248
00:21:28,499 --> 00:21:31,199
[OVER HEADPHONES]
We may save those mountain lions yet.

249
00:21:37,009 --> 00:21:40,137
But who is going to save you?

250
00:21:55,029 --> 00:21:57,031
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]