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Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells
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Jingle all the way
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Oh, what fun it is to ride
In a one horse open slay, hey!
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
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The Batmobile lost a wheel
And the Joker got away!
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Crashing through the roof
In a one-horse open tree
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Busting out I go
Laughing all the wheeeee!
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Come on, Batman,
it's Christmas Eve.
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Let's kick back and get into the spirit.
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The Joker's escaped
from Arkham Asylum, Robin.
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And you really think he's gonna
make his move on Christmas Eve?
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Even scum spend the holidays
with their families.
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He has no family.
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Okay, I'll make a deal with you.
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If we go out on patrol, and Gotham
is quiet with no sign of the Joker,
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we come back here, have Christmas dinner
and watch It's a Wonderful Life.
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You know, I've never seen that.
I could never get past the title.
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It's a deal, then?
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Deal.
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Doesn't it warm your heart to see
everyone in the spirit of Christmas?
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Bah Humbug to you, too.
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You just can't believe
there's no use for us for one night.
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There.
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Hey, lady, hold up.
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You dropped this package
a couple blocks back.
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Oh, it's for my grandson.
Thanks so much.
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Merry Christmas.
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Now can we go home?
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He could give lessons
to Scrooge.
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The Christmas goose
will be ready shortly.
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You know, we really should've done
one more sweep of the city.
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Now just relax, Bruce.
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You're gonna love It's a Wonderful Life.
It's a great movie.
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It's not relentlessly cheerful, is it?
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No, it's about how much
of a difference
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one man can make to a city.
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Sound familiar?
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Uh, wrong channel.
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Some kind of Christmas special.
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It's a Wonderful Life
will not be seen this year.
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In its place is the following.
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Joker here.
Greetings, Gotham, and merry Christmas.
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I hope you're watching, Batman.
This one's for you.
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Live from Gotham City,
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the show that nobody wants to see
but everyone will watch.
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Yes, it's Christmas with the Joker!
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And now, let's welcome our host,
the Clown Prince of Crime,
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the Joker!
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Greetings from Gotham City.
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And welcome to the first annual
Christmas with the Joker.
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Oh, thank you, thank you.
Thank you very much.
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Have I got a show for you tonight.
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It's loaded with surprises
and mystery guests and Christmas jeer.
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Well, Batman,
you were sure right about the Joker.
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Any leads?
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I've accessed Gotham's
electrical mainframe.
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And I'm zeroing in on the power surges
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to pinpoint the location
of Joker's broadcast signal.
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That's it.
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I don't know, Batman, it seems too easy.
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It's never easy with the Joker.
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Oh, Batman, I hope you're watching
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'cause I've got
a very special surprise for you.
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Rumor has it, Christmas is a time
to share with family.
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And since I don't have one of my own...
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AWW!
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I decided to steal one.
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And here they are,
the awful Lawful family.
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Aren't they just the cutest
family you've ever seen?
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It's never easy with the Joker.
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Meet Daddy Lawful.
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You diseased maniac! I'll--
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Hmm.
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Looks like I'll have to teach
Daddy some manners.
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And here's Mommy Lawful.
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Help!
Somebody please help us. We--
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Ho, ho, ho. Isn't she jolly?
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And here we have little Baby Lawful.
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Coochie, coochie, coo.
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When I get my hands on you,
I'll rip your--
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I'll bet Batman wishes
he had a family just like mine.
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Personally, I think
relatives are a bore,
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so Batman can have them
if he can find them by midnight.
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Otherwise...
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Hold tight, we're almost there.
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Hi, I'm Laffy,
Joker's helpful little elf.
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I'm here to present Batman
with a very special Christmas surprise.
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Uh-oh, here it comes.
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Gee, Joker, it's sure nice of you
to get Bat Breath a present.
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Ho, ho, I'm just that kind of guy.
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It's an exact replica of Gotham City.
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It has everything,
even trains and bridges.
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Bridges? Must have Mowing up bridges.
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Well, in that case,
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let's go live to Donner and Blitzen
at the President's Bridge.
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Greetings, Donner.
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How about singing us a merry tune
while you blow up the bridge?
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Sure, boss.
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Jingle Bells, Batman smells
Robin laid an egg
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That was great!
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The fun has just begun.
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The 11:30 train
will be along any minute.
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We've gotta stop that train.
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Oh, look, Laffy, Mommy Lawful
has something to say.
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What's up, Mommy?
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My mother's on that train.
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Your mother?
Well, that's different, then.
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Yeah, it'll be even
more exciting when it crashes.
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You uncouple the passenger cars.
I'll get the engineer.
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The bridge is out. Come on.
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Bah Humbug.
I hate Batman and Robin.
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Then let's get rid of them.
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Oh, boy, let's build a snowman.
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We've isolated
the Joker's broadcast signal.
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It's coming from the observatory
on Mount Gotham.
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There, the radar antenna.
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What's that?
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Careful, Robin. I'm sure there's
more to this than meets the eye.
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Merry Christmas, Batman.
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I'm so glad you could join us.
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What's your game, Joker?
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Oh, just a little holiday
entertainment, Batman.
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I'm sure all the folks at home will
enjoy sharing this special occasion.
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls,
live from the top of Mount Gotham,
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the death of Batman.
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When you care enough
to send the very blast.
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We'll return in just a moment,
but first a word from our sponsor.
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Robin, try and get inside
the observatory.
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I'II draw its fire.
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Whoops. Looks like we're experiencing
technical difficulty.
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But don't worry, folks,
we're still on the air.
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Oh, no! Our cannon seems
to be out of control.
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Gotham City could be in serious danger.
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Batman, Robin here.
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Robin, Operation Cause and Effect.
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Gotcha.
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Batman?
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I'm fine. But we're not any closer
to finding Joker's hideout.
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What's our next move?
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To be quite honest, I don't know.
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Batman, it's almost midnight.
We have to do something.
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It's up to the Joker now.
Only a miracle can save the hostages.
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Arrgh! Where's that Bat fella?
And that Robin fella?
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Ooh, they're gonna spoil my Christmas.
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What's the matter? Can't they figure
anything out? Time's up.
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I'm rubbing everybody out at midnight.
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But wait, we have
another present to open.
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Let's not keep Mommy Lawful waiting.
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Too bad Batman is such a party pooper.
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Maybe he doesn't know how to get here.
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All dressed up with nowhere to go.
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Well, I wonder what Mommy Lawful
is getting for Christmas.
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Ooh! The suspense is killing me.
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Is it? Can it be? Oh, yes!
It's a Betty Blooper doll.
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And what do Better Blooper dolls do?
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Why, you just wind them up...
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And they wreak havoc on Gotham City.
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I haven't seen
one of those dolls in years.
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They don't make dolls like that anymore,
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not since the Laffco toy factory
went out of business 14 years ago.
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Third and Main, downtown.
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Look sharp, Robin.
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Where's that music coming from?
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Good question.
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Look out!
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Stand ready. More on the way.
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Stand clear, Robin.
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They don't call you
"Batman" for nothing.
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Snipers!
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Where'd he go?
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There he is.
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- Huh?
- What?
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Look out!
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Whoa!
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I love you very much.
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Keep your eyes open for the Joker.
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I'II save you the trouble, Batman.
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Come and get your Christmas present,
or the kiddies get it.
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Let them go, Joker. It's me you want.
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Merry Christmas, Batman.
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Well, go on, open it.
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Don't do it, Batman!
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Easy, Robin.
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Oh, I can't stand it.
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Robin, take care of 'em.
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Run, run as fast as you can.
You'll not catch me, I'm the Joker man.
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Merry Christmas, Joker.
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Bah Humbug.
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It was nice of Commissioner Gordon
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to give you that recording
of It's a Wonderful Life.
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And it is a wonderful life.
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It has its moments.
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Don we now our gay apparel
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Fa-Ia-Ia, Ia-Ia-Ia, Ia-Ia-Ia
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Merry Christmas.