1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:02,422 AH-HYUCK. 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,629 ♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,799 ♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪ 4 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,178 ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES! 5 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:12,095 ♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 6 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,095 ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,387 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪ 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,811 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪ 9 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,440 WHAA-OOO-HO-HO! 10 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,107 ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ 11 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,105 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 12 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,777 ♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 13 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,775 ♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 14 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,397 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 15 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,664 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 16 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,236 ♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 17 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:39,623 ♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪ 18 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,252 ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ 19 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,579 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 20 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,594 ♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 21 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,587 GAWRSH. ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 22 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,469 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 23 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,848 ♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪ 24 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,675 ♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪ 25 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,430 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 26 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,772 ♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪ 27 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,847 YEAH! 28 00:01:01,186 --> 00:01:04,606 OKAY. EARTH, VENUS, PLUTO, MARS. 29 00:01:04,606 --> 00:01:07,276 ROUND AND ROUND THE SUN AND STARS. 30 00:01:10,695 --> 00:01:13,615 Max: MARS FALLS OUT OF ORBIT, TAKE 11. 31 00:01:17,869 --> 00:01:20,159 PEEJ, THIS IS TOTALLY TWEAKED! 32 00:01:20,163 --> 00:01:23,083 I THOUGHT YOU SAID THIS SCIENCE PROJECT WAS GONNA BE FUN. 33 00:01:34,469 --> 00:01:36,349 THIS IS FUN. SEE? 34 00:01:38,473 --> 00:01:39,683 PLEASE! 35 00:01:39,683 --> 00:01:42,143 JUST LOOKING AT IT MAKES MY EYES YAWN! 36 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,563 COME ON! IT'S NOT THAT BAD, REALLY. 37 00:01:45,730 --> 00:01:47,860 YES, IT IS. REALLY. 38 00:01:47,857 --> 00:01:50,187 LOOK, BRO, IF YOU WANNA ACE THIS PROJECT, 39 00:01:50,193 --> 00:01:53,033 YOU NEED SOMETHIN' PIZAZZ-IER THAN A BENT COAT HANGER! 40 00:01:53,029 --> 00:01:54,699 LIKE WHAT? 41 00:01:54,698 --> 00:01:57,578 THINK CREATIVE! VISUAL! COSMIC! 42 00:01:59,536 --> 00:02:01,706 WITH COMETS, QUASARS, NOVAS! 43 00:02:01,705 --> 00:02:03,915 SUPERNOVAS! CHEVY NOVAS! 44 00:02:03,915 --> 00:02:05,995 HEY, YEAH. 45 00:02:06,001 --> 00:02:10,211 YOU NEED SOMETHING NOW AND WOW... 46 00:02:11,923 --> 00:02:13,093 A VIDEO! 47 00:02:13,091 --> 00:02:16,011 WOW! JUST LIKE IN THE MOVIES! 48 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:18,391 HEY, WAIT A MINUTE. 49 00:02:18,388 --> 00:02:21,518 DON'T MOVIES TAKE A LOT OF TIME AND WORK? 50 00:02:23,768 --> 00:02:26,228 TRUST ME, SPACE CADET! 51 00:02:30,108 --> 00:02:35,278 COME, COME, COME, MR. GOOF, YOU MUST PUSH, PUSH YOURSELF! 52 00:02:35,280 --> 00:02:38,780 THINK CREATIVE. VISUAL. 53 00:02:38,783 --> 00:02:40,373 OKIE-DOKE! 54 00:02:40,368 --> 00:02:41,578 SHH. NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO. 55 00:02:41,578 --> 00:02:45,168 REMEMBER, REMEMBER, MIMES DO NOT TALK. 56 00:02:49,294 --> 00:02:51,714 (SQUEAL) GOOD! GOOD! GOOD! 57 00:02:51,713 --> 00:02:56,553 NOW LET US PRACTICE THE MIME CARDS, SHALL WE? 58 00:02:56,551 --> 00:02:57,681 READY? 59 00:02:59,054 --> 00:03:00,564 SCISSORS! 60 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:06,732 TREE! 61 00:03:10,607 --> 00:03:12,147 CHICKEN! 62 00:03:19,949 --> 00:03:21,949 (CROWING) 63 00:03:21,951 --> 00:03:23,161 DUCK! 64 00:03:25,121 --> 00:03:27,541 OH! INTERESTING. 65 00:03:27,540 --> 00:03:30,170 CONGRATULATIONS, MR. GOOF. 66 00:03:30,168 --> 00:03:36,168 YOU HAVE JUST PASSED THE ARTHUR HUMANITIES SCHOOL OF STREET THEATER. 67 00:03:36,174 --> 00:03:39,844 REALLY? GAWRSH! WAIT TILL I TELL MAX. 68 00:03:39,844 --> 00:03:42,934 NOW, GET YOURSELF A FLASHY COSTUME, 69 00:03:42,931 --> 00:03:45,931 THEN GO OUT THERE AND DAZZLE 'EM! 70 00:03:45,934 --> 00:03:47,694 DAZZLE. YES, SIR! 71 00:03:47,686 --> 00:03:49,016 (SQUEAL) 72 00:03:49,020 --> 00:03:51,480 DON'T EVER SPEAK WHILE PERFORMING! 73 00:03:51,481 --> 00:03:52,691 NUH-UH! 74 00:03:53,983 --> 00:03:56,863 KEEP AN EYE OUT FOR TALENT AGENTS. 75 00:03:58,279 --> 00:03:59,609 YOU BETCHA! 76 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:03,994 AND REMEMBER! REACH FOR THE STARS! 77 00:04:03,993 --> 00:04:06,623 AH-HYUCK! OKIE-DOKIE! 78 00:04:06,621 --> 00:04:09,121 (EXCLAIMING) 79 00:04:12,335 --> 00:04:15,915 LOOKS LIKE I'VE TRAINED ANOTHER GENIUS. 80 00:04:18,299 --> 00:04:20,259 PJ: WHAT ABOUT COSTUMES, MAX? 81 00:04:20,260 --> 00:04:22,850 I MEAN, COME ON! WE CAN'T INVADE EARTH IN BLUE JEANS! 82 00:04:22,846 --> 00:04:25,136 I'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. I ALWAYS DO. 83 00:04:25,140 --> 00:04:27,890 TA-DA! WHAT DO YA THINK? 84 00:04:29,811 --> 00:04:32,191 DAD'S TAKING A PANTOMIME CLASS. 85 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:33,518 WHAT'S HE WEARING? 86 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:36,533 TIN-FOIL. DAZZLIN', HUH? 87 00:04:36,526 --> 00:04:38,986 GUESS WHAT I AM. 88 00:04:38,987 --> 00:04:40,737 GAWRSH! HEY, MAX, 89 00:04:40,739 --> 00:04:42,739 I'M HEADIN' DOWNTOWN TO PERFORM MY ACT. 90 00:04:42,741 --> 00:04:43,991 WANNA COME ALONG? 91 00:04:43,992 --> 00:04:46,832 UH, OH... I'D LOVE TO, DAD, 92 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:48,908 BUT I GOTTA HELP PEEJ HERE WITH HIS HOMEWORK. 93 00:04:48,913 --> 00:04:51,373 (SIGHS) OH, OKAY. 94 00:04:51,374 --> 00:04:54,544 WELL, GOTTA GO REACH FOR THE STARS! 95 00:04:54,544 --> 00:04:59,134 OOPS. CAN'T TALK ANYMORE, STARTING RIGHT NOW! 96 00:05:00,550 --> 00:05:03,140 SHEESH! THANKS, DAD! COME ON, PEEJ. 97 00:05:03,136 --> 00:05:05,846 WAIT, MAN! THIS IS GETTIN' KINDA FUN. 98 00:05:08,183 --> 00:05:09,683 LATER, MR. G. 99 00:05:14,397 --> 00:05:15,727 FOUND IT! 100 00:05:17,275 --> 00:05:19,935 NUTS. I FORGOT THIS NEEDS A VCR, 101 00:05:19,944 --> 00:05:21,364 AND OURS IS BROKEN. 102 00:05:21,363 --> 00:05:23,113 WELL, THAT'S THAT. 103 00:05:24,366 --> 00:05:27,076 I KNOW! WE'LL USE YOUR DAD'S! 104 00:05:27,077 --> 00:05:31,327 HEY, MAN! WE TOUCH MY DAD'S STUFF, BOOM, HE'LL PLASTER US! 105 00:05:31,331 --> 00:05:32,751 (HUMMING) 106 00:05:34,959 --> 00:05:37,499 Peg: OH, PUDGY-POO! 107 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:40,924 OVER HERE, SNOOKUMS! 108 00:05:40,924 --> 00:05:43,894 OH MY, IT LOOKS WONDERFUL! 109 00:05:43,885 --> 00:05:46,425 IS IT THAT POTTERY KILN YOU PROMISED ME? 110 00:05:46,429 --> 00:05:49,929 NO, IT'S A BARBECUE! HA HA! 111 00:05:49,933 --> 00:05:52,773 THIS BABY'LL ROAST AN OSTRICH. 112 00:05:52,769 --> 00:05:55,109 OH, THEN I BETTER GET SOME FOOD READY. 113 00:05:55,105 --> 00:05:56,765 OH, HERE. TRY THIS. 114 00:05:56,773 --> 00:05:58,733 THANKS, POOKEY. 115 00:06:03,655 --> 00:06:04,945 YOU LIKE IT? 116 00:06:04,948 --> 00:06:08,738 YES! WHAT IS THIS STUFF? 117 00:06:08,743 --> 00:06:11,333 TASMANIAN TAR ROAST COFFEE. 118 00:06:11,329 --> 00:06:14,709 IT WAS ON SALE, SO I BOUGHT 50 POUNDS. 119 00:06:21,673 --> 00:06:22,973 YUCK! 120 00:06:24,676 --> 00:06:28,756 HMM. MAYBE I COULD USE IT FOR CHARCOAL LIGHTER. 121 00:06:29,806 --> 00:06:31,596 (HUMMING) 122 00:06:31,599 --> 00:06:33,139 MORNIN', SON! 123 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:40,033 WHOA! STOP! TIME OUT! HOLD IT RIGHT THERE! 124 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:43,485 OH, UM, DAD! UH, I NEED TO BORROW THE VCR 125 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:46,196 FOR MY SCIENCE PROJECT. AND WHAT HAPPENED 126 00:06:46,197 --> 00:06:48,527 TO THE PING-PONG BALLS I GAVE YA? 127 00:06:48,533 --> 00:06:52,333 UH I, I'M MAKING A SCIENCE FICTION VIDEO INSTEAD. 128 00:06:52,328 --> 00:06:53,578 WELL, FORGET IT! 129 00:06:53,580 --> 00:06:55,710 BUT WHY, DAD? I MEAN, YOU... 130 00:06:55,707 --> 00:06:59,377 YOU SEE, SON, A MAN'S HOME IS HIS CASTLE, 131 00:06:59,377 --> 00:07:01,707 SO THAT MAKES ME KING. 132 00:07:01,713 --> 00:07:04,923 KING OF THE HOUSE, THE BOAT, THE BARBECUE, 133 00:07:04,924 --> 00:07:08,764 THE BOWLING TROPHIES, AND ESPECIALLY THE VCR. 134 00:07:08,762 --> 00:07:11,722 SO THAT ROYAL STUFF IS OFF-LIMITS 135 00:07:11,723 --> 00:07:14,143 TO PEASANTS AND SUCH LIKE YOURSELF. 136 00:07:14,142 --> 00:07:15,482 YOU UNDERSTAND? 137 00:07:15,477 --> 00:07:17,397 UH, SORTA. 138 00:07:17,395 --> 00:07:18,645 GOOD. 139 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:22,355 PUT IT BACK. 140 00:07:27,072 --> 00:07:30,912 WELL, LOOKS LIKE WE'RE JUST GONNA HAVE TO BUILD THAT MODEL AFTER ALL. 141 00:07:30,909 --> 00:07:34,789 NO WAY! YOUR DAD SAID WE COULDN'T MOVE THE VCR, 142 00:07:34,788 --> 00:07:38,208 BUT HE DIDN'T SAY WE COULDN'T PLUG IN TO IT. 143 00:07:38,208 --> 00:07:39,248 HUH? 144 00:07:41,836 --> 00:07:43,086 Max: PIPE WRENCH. PJ: CHECK! 145 00:07:43,088 --> 00:07:44,878 - HAMMER. - CHECK! 146 00:07:44,881 --> 00:07:46,341 - SAW. - BINGO! 147 00:07:47,884 --> 00:07:50,354 - SCREWDRIVER! - YOU GOT IT! 148 00:07:50,345 --> 00:07:52,675 UH, ARE YOU SURE YOU HOOKED IT UP RIGHT? 149 00:07:52,681 --> 00:07:55,771 UH, YEP! PIECE OF CAKE! 150 00:07:55,767 --> 00:07:58,847 MOST FOLKS ARE TECHNO-WIMPS COMPARED TO ME. 151 00:07:58,853 --> 00:08:01,443 NOW, ALL WE GOTTA DO IS LOAD HER UP HERE 152 00:08:01,439 --> 00:08:02,939 AND START FILMING BACK THERE. 153 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:11,566 (WHISTLING) 154 00:08:17,789 --> 00:08:19,419 (PETE GRUNTS) 155 00:08:19,416 --> 00:08:23,206 HMM! SHOULDN'T HAVE BOUGHT THAT CHEAP CEMENT. 156 00:08:24,963 --> 00:08:27,763 NOW WHERE AM I GONNA FIND AN AUDIENCE? 157 00:08:28,967 --> 00:08:31,217 THERE'S SOMEONE, I THINK. 158 00:08:31,219 --> 00:08:33,259 I'LL TRY MY CHICKEN IMPRESSION. 159 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,070 Max: MAN, EVERY SO OFTEN, 160 00:08:47,068 --> 00:08:50,448 DAD ACTUALLY COMES UP WITH A GOOD IDEA. 161 00:08:50,447 --> 00:08:52,317 I TOLD YOU HE LOOKED LIKE AN ALIEN. 162 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:09,335 OKAY, NOW TALK WEIRD AND MAKE LOTS OF THREATS. 163 00:09:09,341 --> 00:09:10,761 READY? ACTION! 164 00:09:11,885 --> 00:09:13,255 ATTENTION, EARTHLINGS. 165 00:09:13,261 --> 00:09:15,641 WE ARE TINFOILIANS FROM PLANET LUMINUM. 166 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,138 UH, YEAH. LUMINUM. 167 00:09:17,140 --> 00:09:19,140 I REPEAT, WE ARE TINFOILIANS 168 00:09:19,142 --> 00:09:20,442 FROM PLANET LUMINUM. 169 00:09:20,435 --> 00:09:22,595 THAT IS 3 ZILLION LIGHT YEARS 170 00:09:22,604 --> 00:09:25,114 FROM YOUR MISERABLE LITTLE PLANET. 171 00:09:25,106 --> 00:09:28,186 I AM MAXELL TDK, AND THIS IS... 172 00:09:28,193 --> 00:09:30,953 PJ: UH, C-3-P-J. 173 00:09:30,945 --> 00:09:33,275 Max: OUR MISSION? QUITE SIMPLE-- 174 00:09:33,281 --> 00:09:35,701 TO TAKE OVER EARTH! 175 00:09:35,700 --> 00:09:38,950 PJ: YEAH, AND SHUT DOWN ALL YOUR SCHOOLS! 176 00:09:38,953 --> 00:09:40,873 THAT IS RIGHT! WE DEMAND TO SPEAK 177 00:09:40,872 --> 00:09:42,502 TO YOUR LEADERS IMMEDIATELY! 178 00:09:42,499 --> 00:09:44,789 UH, YES, SIR. UH, WE'RE GETTING A SIGNAL 179 00:09:44,793 --> 00:09:46,423 FROM SOMEWHERE IN OUTER SPACE SIR. 180 00:09:46,419 --> 00:09:49,169 A SCOUT HAS BEEN SENT TO COMMUNICATE OUR DEMANDS. 181 00:09:49,172 --> 00:09:52,092 PLEASE COOPERATE OR WE'LL DUST YA! 182 00:09:52,092 --> 00:09:53,642 BUT, SIR, HE'S GOT A WEAPON. 183 00:09:53,635 --> 00:09:55,255 WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE SOME KIND 184 00:09:55,261 --> 00:09:58,181 OF SUB-VACUOUS PLUTONIC EXTRICATER, SIR. 185 00:09:58,181 --> 00:10:00,641 (YELLING OVER PHONE) 186 00:10:00,642 --> 00:10:02,312 PANIC INDEED, SIR. 187 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:04,850 LET'S JUST HOPE THE PUBLIC DOESN'T SEE THIS. 188 00:10:04,854 --> 00:10:06,564 Max: THAT IS RIGHT, EARTH-NOIDS. 189 00:10:06,564 --> 00:10:09,194 OUR SCOUT HAS SUPER-ALIEN POWERS! 190 00:10:09,192 --> 00:10:11,992 HE CAN DISINTEGRATE A BUILDING WITH THE WAVE OF HIS HAND. 191 00:10:11,986 --> 00:10:13,986 (GASPING) 192 00:10:13,988 --> 00:10:16,488 HEY, A WHOLE CROWD! 193 00:10:16,491 --> 00:10:18,081 (CROWD MUMBLING) DID YOU HEAR THAT? 194 00:10:19,577 --> 00:10:22,867 FIND YOUR OWN WINDOW. AAH! 195 00:10:23,957 --> 00:10:26,577 OH, BOY! A CAPTIVE AUDIENCE! 196 00:10:27,836 --> 00:10:29,296 (ALL GASP) 197 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:32,215 (THINKING) SHUCKS. THEY'RE ALREADY AMAZED, 198 00:10:32,215 --> 00:10:33,625 AND I HAVEN'T EVEN STARTED! 199 00:10:34,634 --> 00:10:36,094 WHAT IS HE DOING? 200 00:10:39,264 --> 00:10:41,894 CAREFUL! I THINK HE'S BUILDING A FORCE FIELD! 201 00:10:41,891 --> 00:10:44,601 GAWRSH! MUST BE TALENT AGENTS. 202 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:46,772 I WONDER IF THEY LIKE MY GET-UP. 203 00:10:46,771 --> 00:10:48,401 DON'T LET HIM GET AWAY! 204 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:49,398 GET HIM! 205 00:10:49,399 --> 00:10:51,399 NOW, NOW, FOLKS. COME ON. 206 00:10:51,401 --> 00:10:54,111 I'LL STILL DO FREE SHOWS AFTER I'M FAMOUS. AH-HYUCK! 207 00:10:59,075 --> 00:11:01,785 GAWRSH! NOW I KNOW HOW ELVIS FELT! 208 00:11:09,627 --> 00:11:12,087 NO AUTOGRAPHS, PLEASE! 209 00:11:21,097 --> 00:11:25,227 (THINKING) GAWRSH. I MUST BE IN A TV STUDIO. 210 00:11:25,226 --> 00:11:28,226 HEY, THIS MIGHT BE MY BIG SHOT AT STARDOM. 211 00:11:28,229 --> 00:11:29,269 AH-HYUCK! 212 00:11:29,272 --> 00:11:32,442 BETTER PRACTICE FOR MY AUDITION. 213 00:11:32,442 --> 00:11:33,742 AMAZING! 214 00:11:33,735 --> 00:11:36,565 WHY, HE HAS THE ABILITY TO ACTUALLY LEAN 215 00:11:36,571 --> 00:11:39,121 AGAINST INVISIBLE GAMMA RAYS! 216 00:11:39,115 --> 00:11:40,825 OBSERVE, EARTHLINGS! 217 00:11:40,825 --> 00:11:43,745 C-3-P-J IS CALCULATING OUR ATTACK. 218 00:11:43,745 --> 00:11:47,285 WE PLAN TO STEAL ALL YOUR PLANES AND FOOD 219 00:11:47,290 --> 00:11:50,340 AND NATIONAL MONUMENTS AND... 220 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:51,835 PJ: AND, UH, CORDLESS SHAVERS 221 00:11:51,836 --> 00:11:54,456 AND POGO STICKS, UH, AND TOOTHPASTE! 222 00:11:57,342 --> 00:12:00,552 OH, OH, BABY! I AIN'T NOTHIN' 223 00:12:00,553 --> 00:12:02,513 BUT THE REMBRANDT OF ROTISSERIES! 224 00:12:02,514 --> 00:12:04,644 DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! DADDY! 225 00:12:04,641 --> 00:12:07,981 ALIENS HAVE INVADED SPOONERVILLE! 226 00:12:07,977 --> 00:12:13,017 YOU INTERRUPTED MY ART ALLITERATIONS FOR A CHEAP JOKE? 227 00:12:13,024 --> 00:12:14,484 BUT IT'S TRUE, DADDY! 228 00:12:14,484 --> 00:12:16,034 COSMIC INVADERS BENT ON PLANETARY ANNIHILATION 229 00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:18,197 ARE OUT THERE THIS VERY INSTANT! 230 00:12:18,196 --> 00:12:21,116 SEE? NOW YA GOT HER DOIN' IT! 231 00:12:21,116 --> 00:12:23,696 OH, SHUT YOUR YAP AND OPEN YOUR EYES! 232 00:12:23,702 --> 00:12:28,712 WHOA! OW, OW, OW! BUT, CEREAL! BUT MUFFIN CAKES! 233 00:12:28,707 --> 00:12:31,417 WE ARE NOT JOKING, EARTHLINGS. OBSERVE! 234 00:12:31,418 --> 00:12:33,918 THIS USED TO BE CALAMITYVILLE! 235 00:12:33,920 --> 00:12:40,550 HA HA HA HA! AND WE LIKED CALAMITYVILLE! YOU'RE NEXT! 236 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,802 THAT BROADCAST JUST SEEN MOMENTS AGO. 237 00:12:42,804 --> 00:12:44,974 NOW, PLEASE, FOLKS, REMEMBER. 238 00:12:44,973 --> 00:12:47,143 DO NOT PANIC. 239 00:12:47,142 --> 00:12:50,192 JUST RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! 240 00:12:50,186 --> 00:12:52,016 BOTH: TOLD YA SO! 241 00:12:52,022 --> 00:12:54,022 M-M-M-MARTIANS? 242 00:12:54,024 --> 00:12:56,234 NOW, HONEY, NOW YOU'VE GOT TO HURRY AND PACK YOUR THINGS 243 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:57,154 BECAUSE WE HAVE TO LEAVE RIGHT AWAY. 244 00:12:57,152 --> 00:12:59,492 NO! WE STAY! 245 00:12:59,487 --> 00:13:02,157 WHY, I WORKED HARD FOR THIS STUFF, 246 00:13:02,157 --> 00:13:04,657 AND NO DROOL-DRIPPING MOON-MAN 247 00:13:04,659 --> 00:13:06,489 IS GONNA LAY A TENTACLE ON IT, SEE? 248 00:13:06,494 --> 00:13:08,714 WE'RE GONNA FIGHT BACK! 249 00:13:11,458 --> 00:13:13,418 HE KNOWS WHAT A TYPEWRITER IS. 250 00:13:19,758 --> 00:13:21,428 SIRS, WE'VE TRACKED DOWN THE ALIEN SIGNAL. 251 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,796 IT'S NOT COMING FROM SPACE. 252 00:13:22,802 --> 00:13:25,102 IT'S BEING SENT FROM RIGHT HERE ON EARTH! 253 00:13:25,096 --> 00:13:29,016 ALIENS HAVE LANDED IN SPOONERVILLE! 254 00:13:29,017 --> 00:13:31,517 UH, UM, UM, PEANUT-BRITTLE, 255 00:13:31,519 --> 00:13:34,399 ARE YOU SURE WE SHOULDN'T JUST LEAVE TOWN? 256 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:37,607 A MAN'S HOUSE IS HIS CASTLE, SO I'M DIGGING A MOAT. 257 00:13:37,609 --> 00:13:40,109 NO GALACTIC GOON IS GONNA COME ALONG 258 00:13:40,111 --> 00:13:41,741 AND WRECK MY ROYAL STUFF. 259 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:47,735 UH, PETEY, WHAT EXACTLY ARE YOU DOING? 260 00:13:47,744 --> 00:13:51,504 UH, WELL, I'M--I'M BUILDING A BLOCKADE. 261 00:13:55,168 --> 00:13:56,458 (HELICOPTER WHIRRING) 262 00:13:58,463 --> 00:14:01,723 IT'S THEM! PEG, GET IN THE HOUSE AND BLOCK ALL THE WINDOWS! 263 00:14:01,716 --> 00:14:04,466 OH, DEAR! NOW I'LL NEVER GET THAT FREEZER DEFROSTED. 264 00:14:04,469 --> 00:14:06,299 LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE'S DISAPPEARED. 265 00:14:06,304 --> 00:14:07,474 WAIT, WHAT'S THAT? 266 00:14:09,974 --> 00:14:14,274 YOU'LL NEVER GRILL ON THIS EARTH MAN'S BARBEQUE! 267 00:14:14,270 --> 00:14:16,980 YOU COSMIC CREEPOS! 268 00:14:16,981 --> 00:14:19,481 GUY'S LOST HIS MARBLES. 269 00:14:19,484 --> 00:14:21,284 FEAR, PROBABLY. 270 00:14:25,990 --> 00:14:28,160 THE MOAT! GOTTA FILL THE MOAT! 271 00:14:29,994 --> 00:14:31,124 EMPTY! 272 00:14:32,580 --> 00:14:35,250 TASMANIAN TAR ROAST! 273 00:14:35,250 --> 00:14:38,000 LET'S SEE THEM BUG-EYED, POINTY-EARED TIN-HEADS 274 00:14:38,003 --> 00:14:39,173 GET PAST THIS! 275 00:14:41,548 --> 00:14:43,168 NOW WHAT'S HE DOING? 276 00:14:46,845 --> 00:14:49,505 (LAUGHING) 277 00:14:55,937 --> 00:14:58,307 - WHAT'S THAT? - A SMOKE SIGNAL? 278 00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:01,194 THIS IS FLYING DUCK TO HOMEBOY. WE FOUND THE ALIEN LANDING SITE. 279 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:03,282 SEND ALL UNITS. 280 00:15:03,278 --> 00:15:05,448 SURRENDER NOW, EARTHLINGS! 281 00:15:05,447 --> 00:15:07,777 RESISTANCE IS USELESS! 282 00:15:10,535 --> 00:15:13,195 SO IS THAT AN A+ PROJECT OR WHAT? 283 00:15:13,204 --> 00:15:15,294 OH, YEAH, I LIKED THE PART 284 00:15:15,290 --> 00:15:16,830 ABOUT TURNING LINCOLN'S MEMORIAL 285 00:15:16,833 --> 00:15:18,543 INTO A VIDEO ARCADE! 286 00:15:20,962 --> 00:15:23,212 COME ON, LET'S GO WATCH THE TAPE. 287 00:15:24,716 --> 00:15:26,586 (PEOPLE CLAMORING) 288 00:15:30,972 --> 00:15:34,352 WHOA! WHAT HAPPENED TO MY HOUSE? 289 00:15:34,351 --> 00:15:37,191 SINCE THE ALIEN BROADCASTS BEGAN THIS AFTERNOON, 290 00:15:37,187 --> 00:15:40,517 NASA HAS BEEN ABLE TO CAPTURE THIS MARTIAN SCOUT. 291 00:15:40,523 --> 00:15:43,573 AND AUTHORITIES NOW BELIEVE OTHER ALIENS HAVE LANDED HERE 292 00:15:43,568 --> 00:15:46,238 AND ARE HOLDING THIS FAMILY CAPTIVE. 293 00:16:00,502 --> 00:16:02,962 TAKE THIS, MR. SPOCK! 294 00:16:02,962 --> 00:16:05,012 (SCREAMS) 295 00:16:05,006 --> 00:16:07,296 MAX, WHAT HAVE WE DONE? 296 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:10,470 SHH! LOOK, THERE'S ONLY ONE WAY TO CLEAR UP THIS MESS. 297 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:12,760 - FESS UP? - NO, COVER UP! 298 00:16:12,764 --> 00:16:14,524 FIRST WE GOTTA SAVE DAD! 299 00:16:22,899 --> 00:16:26,359 (GRUNTING) YOU SURE THEY GOT YOUR DAD IN HERE? 300 00:16:26,361 --> 00:16:28,861 (GRUNTS) NASA HEADQUARTERS, RIGHT? 301 00:16:28,863 --> 00:16:30,373 NOW HUSTLE YOUR BUNS. 302 00:16:42,460 --> 00:16:43,460 HMM. THIS LOOKS BAD. 303 00:16:43,461 --> 00:16:46,511 IT IS BAD, GENTLEMEN. 304 00:16:46,506 --> 00:16:47,916 AND JUST WHO ARE YOU? 305 00:16:47,924 --> 00:16:52,264 GREETINGS, COLLEAGUES! I AM DOCTOR MAXIMILLIAN, 306 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,812 AND THIS IS PROFESSOR PEEJFIELD. 307 00:16:54,806 --> 00:16:58,266 UH, WE, WE'RE FROM THE FEDERATED LEAGUE OF, UH... 308 00:16:58,268 --> 00:16:59,728 UM, UH... 309 00:16:59,728 --> 00:17:01,768 INTERGALACTIC BODY LANGUAGE! 310 00:17:01,771 --> 00:17:04,481 - YES, THANK YOU, PROFESSOR. - MY PLEASURE. 311 00:17:04,482 --> 00:17:06,612 WAIT, I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE FED-- 312 00:17:06,609 --> 00:17:09,449 OH, NO! PROFESSOR, DO YOU SEE THAT? 313 00:17:09,446 --> 00:17:12,486 - Max: THIS IS TERRIBLE! - WHAT IS IT? 314 00:17:12,490 --> 00:17:15,740 HE SAYS HE'S, UH, UH, CUTTING OUT OF HERE! 315 00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:17,254 WHY WOULD HE DO THAT? 316 00:17:17,245 --> 00:17:19,575 PJ: UH, 'CAUSE HE'S NOT FEELING WELL. 317 00:17:19,581 --> 00:17:23,131 UH, WE THOUGHT SO. WHAT'S WRONG? 318 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:26,496 QUITE SIMPLY, HE'S GOT THE COSMIC CHICKEN POX. 319 00:17:27,589 --> 00:17:29,419 IS THAT DANGEROUS? 320 00:17:29,424 --> 00:17:32,144 WELL, FIRST YOUR TEETH ALL CHANGE POSITION, 321 00:17:32,135 --> 00:17:34,635 AND THEN--AND THEN YOUR EAR WAX MELTS. 322 00:17:34,637 --> 00:17:37,307 THIS IS FOLLOWED BY HOUSE-ITOSIS, 323 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,927 BLOATED LIVER AND ONIONS, 324 00:17:38,933 --> 00:17:41,143 AND MALE PATTERN BALDNESS. 325 00:17:41,144 --> 00:17:43,614 AND WORST OF ALL, IT'S VERY CONTAGIOUS. 326 00:17:43,605 --> 00:17:45,315 (STUTTERING) UH, UH, CONTAGIOUS? 327 00:17:45,315 --> 00:17:46,645 EVERY MAN FOR HIMSELF! 328 00:17:46,649 --> 00:17:48,109 RUN! RUN! 329 00:17:50,320 --> 00:17:52,200 COME ON, DAD! LET'S VACATE! 330 00:17:52,197 --> 00:17:54,367 WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW! 331 00:17:59,329 --> 00:18:01,369 BUT EVERYONE'S GONE! SEE? 332 00:18:01,373 --> 00:18:05,503 GAWRSH! WHAT HAPPENED? I WAS DOIN' SO WELL. 333 00:18:05,502 --> 00:18:07,092 WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT, DAD? 334 00:18:07,087 --> 00:18:08,757 THE TV TRY-OUTS! 335 00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:11,085 BUT THIS ISN'T A TV-- 336 00:18:11,091 --> 00:18:13,261 I WANTED TO MAKE YOU PROUD OF ME. 337 00:18:13,259 --> 00:18:16,599 AH! BUT I AM, DAD. I THOUGHT YOU WERE GREAT. 338 00:18:16,596 --> 00:18:20,976 NO, I WAS TERRIBLE. NOW I'LL NEVER GET ON TV. 339 00:18:22,185 --> 00:18:23,805 OH, YES, YOU WILL! 340 00:18:25,522 --> 00:18:28,692 GAWRSH! WHAT'S GOIN' ON AT PETE'S HOUSE? 341 00:18:28,692 --> 00:18:31,032 UH, THEY'RE FILMING A SCIENCE-FICTION SHOW. 342 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:32,817 AND THEY WANT YOU IN IT. 343 00:18:32,821 --> 00:18:34,571 - REALLY? - YEAH. 344 00:18:34,572 --> 00:18:36,162 THE TALENT AGENTS TOLD US ABOUT IT. 345 00:18:36,157 --> 00:18:38,077 - THEY DID? - SHH! 346 00:18:38,076 --> 00:18:40,906 NOW, PUT YOUR HELMET ON, DAD, AND I'LL FILL YOU IN. 347 00:18:40,912 --> 00:18:42,582 OKIE-DOKIE. 348 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,420 FIRST, YOU GOTTA MAKE A GRAND ENTRANCE. 349 00:18:45,417 --> 00:18:47,837 PEEJ HERE WILL HELP YOU. 350 00:18:47,836 --> 00:18:50,586 (CHATTER) 351 00:18:50,588 --> 00:18:53,878 EAT HOT PHOSPHORUS, YOU VENUSIAN VARMINTS! 352 00:18:56,469 --> 00:19:00,179 DEATH RAYS! DEATH RAYS! (YELLING) 353 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:03,271 QUICK, MOMMY! THOSE DISREPUTABLE MARTIANS ARE TRYING TO GET IN. 354 00:19:08,189 --> 00:19:09,569 FIRE! 355 00:19:09,566 --> 00:19:10,896 (SCREAMING) 356 00:19:10,900 --> 00:19:12,240 (CRASHES) 357 00:19:12,235 --> 00:19:13,525 I THINK WE GOOFED. 358 00:19:13,528 --> 00:19:15,358 WAKE UP, SUGAR-SOCKS. 359 00:19:15,363 --> 00:19:18,913 UH, THOSE ALIENS MUST'VE GOT YOU! 360 00:19:18,908 --> 00:19:22,618 CAN WE STAY FOR THE CARTOONS, MAMA? 361 00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,960 OW! SAY, PISTOL-PUMPKIN, 362 00:19:25,957 --> 00:19:29,667 HOW ABOUT A NICE GLASS OF WATER FOR DADDY, HUH? 363 00:19:29,669 --> 00:19:31,089 NO THANKS. I'M NOT THIRSTY. 364 00:19:31,087 --> 00:19:32,877 Scientist: WE COME IN PEACE! 365 00:19:32,881 --> 00:19:34,761 WE WANT TO TALK TO YOU! 366 00:19:34,758 --> 00:19:38,218 NEVER, YOU PURPLE PEOPLE-EATERS! 367 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,719 LET 'EM HAVE IT, JELLY-JAR! 368 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,261 FIRE! 369 00:19:45,894 --> 00:19:48,104 YOU WANT MY BOWLING TROPHIES? 370 00:19:48,104 --> 00:19:52,614 WELL, COME AND GET 'EM, YOU SOLAR SISSIES! 371 00:19:52,609 --> 00:19:56,399 THIS IS DANIELLE WRATHMAKER SIGNING OFF. 372 00:20:04,120 --> 00:20:07,040 AHEM, UH, EXCUSE ME! 373 00:20:07,040 --> 00:20:08,750 I HAVE AN ANNOUNCEMENT TO MAKE. 374 00:20:08,750 --> 00:20:10,790 THE ALIEN HAS ESCAPED. LOOK! 375 00:20:12,003 --> 00:20:14,053 - (ALL GASPING) - HE'S GONE. 376 00:20:15,382 --> 00:20:17,682 THERE'S ONE ON MY ROOF? 377 00:20:17,676 --> 00:20:20,006 ALLOW ME TO INTERPRET FOR HIM. 378 00:20:20,011 --> 00:20:21,931 THE MARTIAN SAYS 379 00:20:21,930 --> 00:20:25,180 THE WALLS OF MANKIND ARE CLOSING IN ON HIM. 380 00:20:25,183 --> 00:20:30,483 SO HE'S DECIDED TO RETURN TO THE WINDY PLAINS OF MARS. 381 00:20:30,480 --> 00:20:34,650 AND HE, HE'S NOT GOING TO DESTROY EARTH AFTER ALL. 382 00:20:34,651 --> 00:20:37,151 HE'S LEAVING NOW! 383 00:20:37,153 --> 00:20:39,453 FAREWELL! ADIOS, MUCHACHOS! 384 00:20:42,617 --> 00:20:44,367 IT'S WORKING, PEEJ. IT'S WORKING! 385 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,199 YIKES! IT'S NOT WORKING! 386 00:20:46,204 --> 00:20:47,754 OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 387 00:20:47,747 --> 00:20:50,667 YOU DON'T WRECK MY HOUSE AND GET OFF SCOT FREE! 388 00:20:52,752 --> 00:20:53,882 (GRUNTING) 389 00:20:55,839 --> 00:20:57,129 (GOOFY EXCLAIMING) 390 00:21:10,812 --> 00:21:13,152 LOOK, THE ALIENS HAVE LEFT FOR GOOD! 391 00:21:13,148 --> 00:21:14,478 (ALL WHOOPING) 392 00:21:16,317 --> 00:21:18,357 SEE, PEEJ? NOTHING TO IT. 393 00:21:18,361 --> 00:21:20,491 HEY, WHERE YOU GOIN'? 394 00:21:20,488 --> 00:21:23,908 I'M GONNA LOOK FOR THOSE PING-PONG BALLS AND START OVER. 395 00:21:23,908 --> 00:21:26,408 GAWRSH! BY THE TIME I WOKE UP, 396 00:21:26,411 --> 00:21:28,461 THE TV CREW HAD GONE. 397 00:21:28,455 --> 00:21:30,075 THAT'S OKAY, DAD. 398 00:21:30,081 --> 00:21:32,791 I THINK WE'RE TOO GOOD FOR TELEVISION ANYWAY. 399 00:21:32,792 --> 00:21:35,132 I WAS THINKIN' THE SAME THING, MAX. 400 00:21:35,128 --> 00:21:37,628 THAT'S WHY I DUG UP THIS HERE BROCHURE 401 00:21:37,630 --> 00:21:38,840 ON HOPI INDIAN DANCING. 402 00:21:38,840 --> 00:21:40,630 NOW, CLASSES START MONDAY. 403 00:21:40,633 --> 00:21:42,473 YOU AND I COULD WORK UP A GREAT ROUTINE 404 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,099 AND TAKE IT ON THE ROAD OR SOMETHIN' LIKE THAT THERE. 405 00:21:45,096 --> 00:21:46,716 (GROANS) 406 00:21:46,723 --> 00:21:48,183 LOOK WHAT THEM SLIME-DRIPPING, 407 00:21:48,183 --> 00:21:52,523 FLAT-FOOTED MARTIANS DID TO MY BARBECUE. 408 00:21:52,520 --> 00:21:54,560 BOY, IF I 'EM HERE, 409 00:21:54,564 --> 00:21:57,234 I'D MAKE 'EM SORRY THEY WERE EVER HATCHED. 410 00:21:57,233 --> 00:22:00,533 IT'S A GOOD THING YOU'RE A MILLION LIGHT-YEARS AWAY, 411 00:22:00,528 --> 00:22:02,608 YOU FOIL-COVERED MORONS! 412 00:22:02,614 --> 00:22:06,084 (YELLS) ALIEN EGGS! 413 00:22:06,076 --> 00:22:07,696 (EXCLAIMING) 414 00:22:12,749 --> 00:22:16,879 OH, SO THAT'S HOW YOU MAKE MASHED POTATOES.