Ah-hyuck!
♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
♪ Like father, like son ♪
♪ You're always number one ♪
[both] Yes!
♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪
Yeah!
♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
Whoa!
♪ A real good time ♪
Aah!
♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
♪ Always stick together ♪
♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
♪ The best of friends forever ♪
♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
♪ Now gimme a beat ♪
♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
♪ And we always stick together ♪
Gawrsh!
♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
♪ The best of friends forever ♪
♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
Yeah!
Max, I need your duffel bag.
-Coming. Catch, P.J. -What?
Oh, but, Walnut Shell, you're only going away for a weekend.
Why do you need the dog?
Goosebumps, what if we run into a herd of marauding chipmunks?
[growling]
Rabies on your family tree.
[both] One, two... three...
I got it! I got it!
Oops. Ah-hyuck!
My van!
No. My van.
You can put a sunroof when we get back.
Now, pick up the dog!
Have you boys seen Pistol?
Well, for goodness' sakes!
How'd you get in there?
An unidentified person
whose initials are P.J. kept shoving junk in the backseat.
[whistling]
Rather thoughtlessly, I might add.
Just ask Waffles.
[meows]
OK. Everybody in.
[P.J.] I got shotgun!
[overlapping chatter]
Quiet!
Now, dimple knees, try and be friendly with Goofy while we're gone... [chuckles]
Or else!
Uh... Yes, cookie tin.
Drive safely, Snookums.
-Miss you. Love you. -Miss you.
[Peg] Miss you. Love you.
[kissing]
-Be careful, son. -So long, kids!
-[Max] Bye, Dad! -Bye, Dad!
Bye. Bye-bye.
Goodbye.
Bye-bye.
Gone!
Ha ha ha!
Ahhhh. Two days of peace and quiet.
Well, neighbor, guess it's just you and me now.
Nothin' doin'.
I'm spending my time alone... alone.
But this is our big chance to get closer.
Ah-hyuck!
Like watch cartoons and play Parcheesi till dawn.
Scram.
Waffles, better get down, girl.
You know how Pete is about his boat.
[meows]
Uh-oh!
Help!
Pete! Save me!
Ha ha ha!
Screwball.
My boat!
-Ohhh! -[cat meows]
N-n-n-n-no!
Whoa!
Why... why, Pete! You saved my life.
Thanks!
Yeah, yeah. All right, fine. Don't slobber on me. [murmurs]
Oh, Pete?
Ugh.
How'd you get in here?
Your attic window was open. Here, I brought you a present.
[chuckles] My very first model kit.
Oh, I don't want these stupid things.
My most prized possession, Pete.
It's for saving my life.
[grins] I was saving my boat.
I owe you big, pal. Just name it.
Well, OK. Go make me a sandwich, then hit the bricks.
Ah-hyuck! You got it.
Hmm. Uhhh.
-[shatters] -Not bad.
Ha ha ha!
Bet he'd like some popcorn.
Uh, don't forget the chips, Goofer.
Okey-dokey.
Oh. And a diet sody, too.
[dings]
[popping]
Hmm. What's taking Einstein so long?
[popping]
Hey, what was tha--
[dings]
W-w-w-whoa ho!
Gawrsh. What a mess. Lemme clean it up for ya.
No! Just go outside and-and clean the rain gutters!
No problem.
Hmm. This is gonna take me till supper to get rid of.
[humming]
Help!
Help! [screams]
Now what?
Whoa!
[groaning]
Ahh. Safe at last.
Pete! Look what I brought ya.
Hey! I'm takin' a bath here!
I know.
That's why I brought Uncle Bubble.
Industrial strength you know.
Get outta here, dufus!
[Goofy] Uh-oh.
[Pete] You bubble head!
[Goofy] Sorry.
[snoring]
-Ah-hyuck! -[groaning]
And this little piggy--
What are you doin'?
Trimmin' your toenails. Ah-hyuck!
Why on earth would you be trimmin' my toenails?
'Cause I was done cuttin' your hair.
Aah!
Do you really like it?
Be brutal.
Whaa! Whoo whoo!
He likes it. Ah-hyuck!
[gibberish]
Hello?
Westwinds Travel Agency?
Do you have deserted island trips?
I'll take it!
OK, I'll take this.
Oh, yeah. [mumbling] A couple of those.
[laughs] I'll make a clean getaway.
[Goofy] Don't count on it, creep.
Oh, gawrsh! I thought you was a burglar.
Pete, say somethin'.
Can we get the bunny with the bent ear, Mama.
Gee, Pete. What were you doin' in the dark?
I was plannin' a party. Yeah. Party for you and me, buddy.
Stay up all night and watch movies. 'Kay?
Sounds great!
Then you go make some popcorn.
Lots and lots of popcorn.
You're so good at that.
I'm practically a pro. Ah-hyuck!
[humming]
Better clean this up first.
By the time that corn-poppin' [mumbles] moron gets back,
I'll be snoozin' on the sand.
Whoa!
Whoooa! Look out!
Goofy?
Yes!
[engine starts]
Freedom. [laughing]
[Pete laughing]
I'm alone. Yes! Except for you.
But you're not Goofy. Ha ha ha.
'Cause if you were, I'd throw you out that little window.
I'd stuff you up like this. Woop, woop, woop. Ha!
Throw you right out. But you're not.
So I won't. Ha ha ha!
Hey, these are good nuts.
[scoffs] Hey. Where the heck am I?
Pete's trunk. Hmm.
Must be a door around here somewhere.
Ow.
Hey, Pete! Help! Get me outta here!
Hey, open up! Help! Pete!
It can't be.
[Goofy] Save me, Pete!
You stop that, you hear?
Ooh, sorry.
Must be turbulence.
Whew! Gettin' kinda stuffy in here.
Ohh! Dahh!
Whaaaaaa!
Leg cramps.
You know why I like these? 'Cause they're not popcorn.
Popcorn'll kill you.
You're much safer with peanuts any day.
[laughs]
Fresh air.
[crunch crunch]
Peanuts?
Hey, what gives?
[belching]
Oops.
Ah-hyuck!
Ah-hyuck?
Aah! That laugh. Did you hear it? Did you hear it? You heard it!
What laugh? Ah-hyuck?
Stewardess, I'm going nuts.
What kinda nuts?
Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck!
Aah!
Blb-blb-blb-blb-blb!
[man] Are you all right?
Be waking yourself up now.
Huh.
[grunts]
I musta been dreamin'.
Hey, mon.
Relax... You're in da islands now.
Yeah. You're right, buddy.
Oh... Nothin' to bother me now.
Yow!
Duh, w-w-w...
What was that?
Da most fearsome shark in these waters, yeah.
Very bad fish, mon. The locals call him jimbobbo royzara.
And now he havin' a taste for you, mon.
Eh... But you on vacation now, don't ya know.
So don't worry. Be happy, mon.
There you go, mon.
A hundred miles from no civilization.
No one around, mon. No one around.
Oh, at last. Away from everything...
And everybody.
Hey! Long time no see.
Ah-hyuck!
Aaah! I'm gonna pulverize ya!
Want the last cookie? Ah-hyuck!
-[Pete] My food! -And it was delicious.
-Yes, it's just the two of us, pal. -Oh.
[Goofy] Wait! Come back!
Aaah!
Whoa. Pretty mean goldfish.
How can I get rid of you?
You can't. You saved my life.
So? We all make mistakes.
Ancient folklore.
I'm in your debt till I can pay you back.
Now, let me get this straight.
I saved your life...
Uh-huh.
...so you won't go away till you can save mine?
Bingo.
Wait right here.
Help. Goofy.
Oh, save me.
Help. Help. Oh, help.
Where is that goof-off? Save me, Goofy!
Hang on, Pete. I'm comin'!
Ow! Ohh! The pain.
Gawrsh, Pete, are you hurt?
Aah. I fell, and I cannot get up.
You'll have to save my life, pal.
Tie this around ya.
[strains] Uhh!
Uhh!
Ooph! Ow!
Ohh!
Mmm. Yum, yum, yum, yum.
Him again? Faster, Goof. Faster!
OK. Lemme get a better grip.
Yeoooow!
Oops.
No! No! No! No! No!
Hang on, Pete!
Yeooow!
Pete. Pete!
You give my pal back!
Help!
Sorry.
Aah!
Ooph.
Gawrsh. Sorry I couldn't save ya, Pete.
Save me?
You couldn't save table scraps for a dog!
[chuckles] Oh, you don't mean that.
Oh... But I do.
I want you to leave me alone, understand?
I'm sick of you savin' me.
-Ow. -And I'm sick of your
"Uh-hyuck, Uh-hyuck!"
Basically, I'm sick of you!
But we're pals.
Wrong!
I want you as far away from me as you can get.
Now get off my island!
But where will I live?
Hmm.
Ow! Ow!
Oh, help, Goofy.
I broke my foot.
You OK?
Ow.
Boy, what a dipstick.
Now, get! Go! Go for good!
[sniffing]
Ooh, yummy! [slurp]
I thought I told you to beat it.
Oops.
Gaaah!
Oh, nice fishy. Nice fin.
How's the wife and kids?
[blowing]
[gasping]
Yeow!
[blowing]
Uh, g-g-Goofy. A shark!
Chop, chop. Frying pan!
You gotta save me, pal.
Uh-uh. I ain't fallin' for that again.
Come back!
Nothin' doin'.
You can only fool me once or twice or more.
Aah!
Uh-hyuck!
What? Ow!
Goofy, old pal, old buddy, old chum!
No way. You're gonna hit me again.
I won't hit ya. Promise.
Look. I'll hit myself.
See?
Me, not you.
Gawrsh. You really mean it.
Yes. Now save me!
Get in.
Great.
[whistling]
Uh, ba bl-bl bl bl bl?
What big fat guy?
Bla bla dld blah.
Nope. Haven't seen him. Try down river.
Blo blay.
He's gone.
Great! Oh!
Hey, it's locked.
She's stuck, Pete.
Hold on.
Pry it open, dummy!
Uhh!
What the heck are you doin'?
Oh. Don't move, Pete. I'll get ya.
Float slowly. I'm comin'!
[Pete] Hey, it's gettin' soggy in here!
I want out! [sobs]
I gotta do everything myself.
Mama!
Whew!
[groans]
Hang on, Petey boy! I'm comin'!
Yum, yum, yum, yum!
I made it!
[both] W-w-w-whoa! W-w-w-whoa!
Ptooey!
[pants] Don't let him get me, Goof!
Do somethin'.
OK. Take off your shirt.
Shirt. Right. Right.
[belch]
[pants] OK. Now the pants.
You got it.
I can't believe-- stupid.
Now what?
Jump in.
OK.
What?
Sharks hate lava.
I learned that in boy scouts.
I'm not jumpin' into any volcano and that's that.
Uh-hyuck! I got it!
Popcorn?
No!
[both] Yaah! Yaah!
[Goofy] Uh-hyuck!
Uh-hyuck! Well, guess we're even.
[Pete] Even? Why, you...
Aaaah!
Hoo hoo!
[Peg] Yoo-hoo!
Pete, we're home.
See, I knew you two could be pals.
Next time I'll leave you two here for a week.
Oh, and look, kids.
Daddy made dinner.
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
[theme music playing]
Yeah!