1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:02,422 AH-HYUCK. 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,629 ♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,799 ♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪ 4 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,178 ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES! 5 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:12,095 ♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 6 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,095 ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,387 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪ 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,811 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪ 9 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,440 WHAA-OOO-HO-HO! 10 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,107 ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ 11 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,105 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 12 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,777 ♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 13 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,775 ♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 14 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,397 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 15 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,664 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 16 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,236 ♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 17 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:39,623 ♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪ 18 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,252 ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ 19 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,579 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 20 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,594 ♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 21 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,587 GAWRSH. ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 22 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,469 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 23 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,848 ♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪ 24 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,675 ♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪ 25 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,430 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 26 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,772 ♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪ 27 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,847 YEAH! 28 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:07,321 [PJ] HAS ANYONE SEEN MY BALL GLOVE? 29 00:01:07,317 --> 00:01:08,857 [GRRR] 30 00:01:34,969 --> 00:01:36,639 YO, PEEJ! YOU READY? 31 00:01:42,143 --> 00:01:44,523 AW, MAN! WHERE'D YOU GO? 32 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,061 [DOOR SLAMS] 33 00:01:46,064 --> 00:01:47,484 [GRUMBLING] 34 00:01:47,482 --> 00:01:49,232 YO, MR. P! 35 00:01:49,234 --> 00:01:51,864 Yo, Mr. P. 36 00:01:51,861 --> 00:01:54,491 SHAKE IT, PETE, BEFORE IT GETS TOO DARK. 37 00:01:54,489 --> 00:01:56,659 I CAN'T FIND MY GLOVE. 38 00:01:56,658 --> 00:01:58,328 HAVE YOU LOOKED UNDER HERE? 39 00:01:58,326 --> 00:02:01,866 LISTEN, YOU TWO. THIS IS MY DAY OFF. 40 00:02:01,871 --> 00:02:05,501 ALL I WANT TO DO IS RELAX AND READ MY NEWSPAPER 41 00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:07,460 WITH A LITTLE PEACE AND QUIET! 42 00:02:07,460 --> 00:02:10,340 UH, N-NO SWEAT, MR. P. NOT ANOTHER SOUND. 43 00:02:10,338 --> 00:02:12,218 QUIET AS MICE, STILL AS A TOMB, PEACEFUL AS-- 44 00:02:12,215 --> 00:02:13,625 PIPE DOWN! 45 00:02:15,635 --> 00:02:17,425 SHH! 46 00:02:21,433 --> 00:02:23,023 [GRRR] 47 00:02:25,520 --> 00:02:29,070 OH, MAN, I GIVE UP. IT'S GONE. 48 00:02:29,065 --> 00:02:30,895 SOMEBODY MUST'VE STOLEN IT. 49 00:02:30,900 --> 00:02:34,070 RIGHT, PEEJ. LIKE BURGLARS BROKE IN YOUR HOUSE 50 00:02:34,070 --> 00:02:35,450 TO SNATCH A BALL GLOVE. 51 00:02:35,447 --> 00:02:41,237 HMM. YOU KNOW, MAX, PJ HAS A POINT. 52 00:02:41,244 --> 00:02:43,164 LOOKY HERE. 53 00:02:43,163 --> 00:02:45,623 "HOME BURGLARIES ON THE RISE. 54 00:02:45,623 --> 00:02:49,843 SOON, ONE HOME IN FOUR WILL BE ROBBED." 55 00:02:49,836 --> 00:02:51,086 TOLD YA. 56 00:02:51,087 --> 00:02:53,467 YOU'RE JUMPIN' THE GUN, SON. 57 00:02:53,465 --> 00:02:57,425 THEY WON'T ROB US. WE'RE NOT NUMBER FOUR. 58 00:02:57,427 --> 00:02:58,757 HUH? 59 00:02:58,762 --> 00:03:01,772 WELL, START DOWN THE BLOCK AND COUNT. 60 00:03:01,765 --> 00:03:03,475 THE TAYLORS. 1. 61 00:03:03,475 --> 00:03:05,435 THE WILSONS. 2. 62 00:03:05,435 --> 00:03:07,435 MY HOUSE. 3. 63 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:09,727 YOUR HOUSE. 64 00:03:09,731 --> 00:03:10,821 [GULP] 65 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:12,605 OH, MY GOSH. MY HOUSE! 66 00:03:12,609 --> 00:03:15,819 WE'RE GONNA BE ROBBED! WE'RE GONNA BE ROBBED! 67 00:03:15,820 --> 00:03:18,490 OH, QUICK, SON, GO WARN YOUR DAD. 68 00:03:18,490 --> 00:03:23,160 HA HA HA HA! THAT GOT RID OF THE LITTLE BEAN DIP. 69 00:03:24,579 --> 00:03:27,619 BURGLARS! ROBBERS! THIEVES! 70 00:03:30,210 --> 00:03:32,300 [RATTLE] 71 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:36,506 WHOA! 72 00:03:40,512 --> 00:03:43,812 WELL, IF THAT DON'T BEAT ALL. AH-HYUCK! 73 00:03:43,807 --> 00:03:46,427 DAD! QUICK! LOCK THE CAT! NAIL THE JEWELRY! 74 00:03:46,434 --> 00:03:47,774 AND HIDE THE DOOR CLOSED! 75 00:03:47,769 --> 00:03:50,809 SLOW DOWN, SON. WHAT'S WRONG? 76 00:03:50,814 --> 00:03:52,324 WE'RE GONNA BE ROBBED! 77 00:03:52,315 --> 00:03:53,475 ROBBED? 78 00:03:53,483 --> 00:03:55,653 YEAH! WE'RE NUMBER FOUR! 79 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,612 RELAX, MAX. 80 00:03:57,612 --> 00:03:59,032 WE'RE TOTALLY SAFE. 81 00:03:59,030 --> 00:04:00,820 NO. NO, WE'RE NOT. 82 00:04:00,824 --> 00:04:03,954 HECK. NO BURGLAR'S GONNA BREAK INTO OUR HOME. 83 00:04:03,952 --> 00:04:06,042 WHY, IT'S UNBREAKABLE. 84 00:04:13,294 --> 00:04:14,754 YOU'RE NOT INSTILLING ME 85 00:04:14,754 --> 00:04:16,464 WITH TREMENDOUS CONFIDENCE HERE, DAD. 86 00:04:16,464 --> 00:04:18,634 OKAY, THEN. WATCH WHAT I DO 87 00:04:18,633 --> 00:04:20,223 EVERY NIGHT BEFORE GOING TO BED. 88 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:23,178 I DOUBLE-LOCK ALL THE DOORS. 89 00:04:28,893 --> 00:04:32,193 NO CROOK COULD EVER GET BY OLD WAFFLES HERE. 90 00:04:32,188 --> 00:04:35,568 HE'S THE BEST DARN WATCH CAT IN THE WORLD. 91 00:04:35,567 --> 00:04:38,897 BESIDES, I KNOW THAT KARATE STUFF. 92 00:04:38,903 --> 00:04:40,243 HYAH! 93 00:04:40,238 --> 00:04:41,238 HO! 94 00:04:41,239 --> 00:04:42,489 HII! 95 00:04:42,490 --> 00:04:44,200 HEE HEE HEE! 96 00:04:44,200 --> 00:04:45,830 [ROWR] 97 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,327 SORRY, KITTY. 98 00:04:47,328 --> 00:04:49,408 NOW DO YOU BELIEVE ME, SON? 99 00:04:49,414 --> 00:04:52,254 WELL...YAAH! 100 00:04:52,250 --> 00:04:56,590 SAY, NEIGHBOR, NOTICED YOUR WINDOW WAS LEFT OPEN. 101 00:04:56,588 --> 00:04:58,548 NOT TOO SAFE, YOU KNOW. 102 00:04:58,548 --> 00:05:01,838 OH, THANKS, PETEY. I WAS JUST ABOUT TO LOCK IT. 103 00:05:01,843 --> 00:05:06,683 YEP. CAN'T BE TOO CAREFUL WITH BURGLARS ABOUT. 104 00:05:06,681 --> 00:05:09,351 SEE? EVEN PETE'S LOOKING OUT FOR US. 105 00:05:09,351 --> 00:05:11,561 AAH! 106 00:05:11,561 --> 00:05:14,271 SHUCKS, MAX. WHEN I WAS A KID, 107 00:05:14,272 --> 00:05:16,942 I WAS SCARED OF BURGLARS, TOO. AH-HYUCK! 108 00:05:16,941 --> 00:05:19,361 ONCE I SMEARED BUTTER ALL OVER THE STAIRS. 109 00:05:19,361 --> 00:05:20,571 WHAT DID YOU CATCH? 110 00:05:20,570 --> 00:05:23,240 A COLD. I SLID OUT THE FRONT DOOR 111 00:05:23,239 --> 00:05:25,739 AND LANDED IN A SNOW BANK. AH-HYUCK! 112 00:05:25,742 --> 00:05:26,912 GOOD NIGHT, SON. 113 00:05:26,910 --> 00:05:29,290 YEAH. GOOD NIGHT. 114 00:05:35,877 --> 00:05:38,297 [BELL RINGS] 115 00:05:39,881 --> 00:05:41,631 WHAT'S SHAKIN', MAD MAX? 116 00:05:41,633 --> 00:05:44,393 LISTEN, WHILE YOU'RE SLEEPING TONIGHT, 117 00:05:44,386 --> 00:05:46,046 CAN YOU KEEP AN EYE ON OUR HOUSE? 118 00:05:46,054 --> 00:05:48,314 YEAH. NO PROBLEM. 119 00:05:48,306 --> 00:05:51,226 I LOVE SLEEPING LIKE A ZOMBIE. 120 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,266 HA HA HA! GOOD NIGHT, MAN. 121 00:05:56,606 --> 00:05:58,476 [YAWNS] 122 00:06:03,321 --> 00:06:04,571 OW! 123 00:06:06,157 --> 00:06:08,787 AH-HYUCK! BEEN LOOKING FOR THAT. 124 00:06:08,785 --> 00:06:09,825 [CLATTER] [GASP] 125 00:06:09,828 --> 00:06:11,158 WAFFLES, DID YOU HEAR THAT? 126 00:06:15,291 --> 00:06:17,671 GAWRSH! I FORGOT TO TUCK MAX IN. 127 00:06:20,422 --> 00:06:21,922 DOGGONE DOOR. 128 00:06:21,923 --> 00:06:23,933 SOMEONE'S TRYING TO GET IN. 129 00:06:23,925 --> 00:06:25,885 [GRUNTING] 130 00:06:29,264 --> 00:06:31,934 [YAWN] 131 00:06:31,933 --> 00:06:33,183 HE'S HERE! 132 00:06:33,184 --> 00:06:34,444 [MEOW] 133 00:06:39,357 --> 00:06:41,147 OW! 134 00:06:41,151 --> 00:06:42,491 DAD! 135 00:06:44,029 --> 00:06:45,859 OH, NO, DAD. I'M REALLY SORRY. 136 00:06:45,864 --> 00:06:47,534 I'M REALLY SORRY. WAKE UP. PLEASE, PLEASE WAKE UP. 137 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,872 I WANT TO THANK THE MEMBERS OF THE ACADEMY 138 00:06:49,868 --> 00:06:52,038 FOR THIS AWARD. HYUCK! 139 00:06:53,163 --> 00:06:55,083 WOW! WHAT HAPPENED? 140 00:06:55,081 --> 00:06:58,841 UM, I--I THOUGHT YOU WERE A BURGLAR. 141 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:01,375 YOU REALLY GOT TO CALM DOWN, SON. 142 00:07:01,379 --> 00:07:02,879 IT'S TOUGH ON MY SHINS. 143 00:07:02,881 --> 00:07:07,141 HA HA. OKAY, DAD. I'M FINE NOW. 144 00:07:08,178 --> 00:07:09,508 I LOVE YOU, SON. 145 00:07:09,512 --> 00:07:11,062 NOW GO TO SLEEP. 146 00:07:11,056 --> 00:07:12,466 LOVE YOU, TOO. 147 00:07:12,474 --> 00:07:15,644 DON'T WORRY. I'LL ALWAYS BE HERE 148 00:07:15,643 --> 00:07:17,153 TO PROTECT YOU. 149 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:18,555 WHOA! 150 00:07:20,523 --> 00:07:22,033 DIDN'T HURT. 151 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,735 DAD'S RIGHT. I'M BEING A JERK. 152 00:07:26,738 --> 00:07:28,698 I'LL LISTEN TO SOME MUSIC. 153 00:07:30,533 --> 00:07:32,913 MY RADIO! IT'S GONE! 154 00:07:32,911 --> 00:07:35,411 THERE REALLY IS A BURGLAR! 155 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:44,671 OHH... 156 00:07:44,673 --> 00:07:45,923 GOOD LOOK ON YOU. 157 00:07:45,924 --> 00:07:47,844 I DIDN'T SLEEP A WINK. 158 00:07:47,842 --> 00:07:50,352 STAY UP FOR THE "TWILIGHT ZONE" MARATHON? 159 00:07:51,554 --> 00:07:53,934 I AM THE "TWILIGHT ZONE." 160 00:07:53,932 --> 00:07:56,022 I WAS ROBBED, PJ. 161 00:07:56,017 --> 00:07:57,847 CRUSTY! 162 00:07:57,852 --> 00:08:01,062 YEAH. SOMEONE BROKE INTO MY ROOM LAST NIGHT. 163 00:08:01,064 --> 00:08:03,114 MUST HAVE BEEN 10 FEET TALL. 164 00:08:03,108 --> 00:08:06,028 I ALMOST CAUGHT HIM, BUT HE SWIPED MY RADIO. 165 00:08:06,027 --> 00:08:09,527 GEEZ! FIRST MY GLOVE AND NOW THIS. 166 00:08:09,531 --> 00:08:11,281 LOOKS LIKE I WAS RIGHT. 167 00:08:11,282 --> 00:08:14,872 YOU WERE NUMBER FOUR AFTER ALL. 168 00:08:14,869 --> 00:08:16,869 YEAH. WE'RE JUST NOT SAFE. 169 00:08:16,871 --> 00:08:18,871 NOW I'LL NEVER GET ANY SLEEP. 170 00:08:18,873 --> 00:08:20,333 YOU GOT TO DO SOMETHING. 171 00:08:20,333 --> 00:08:21,543 LIKE WHAT? 172 00:08:21,543 --> 00:08:22,923 UH, 173 00:08:22,919 --> 00:08:25,709 THE ANSWER'S JUST AS SIMPLE AS YOU ARE. 174 00:08:27,382 --> 00:08:29,342 GET A SECURITY SYSTEM. 175 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:32,851 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT WE NEED. 176 00:08:32,846 --> 00:08:34,466 HA HA HA HA! 177 00:08:34,472 --> 00:08:36,472 THIS I GOT TO SEE. 178 00:08:38,226 --> 00:08:39,936 DAD! DAD! 179 00:08:39,936 --> 00:08:41,396 WHOA! OW! 180 00:08:41,396 --> 00:08:45,146 SORRY, MR. G, BUT MAXIE HAS A RIGHTEOUS IDEA. 181 00:08:45,150 --> 00:08:47,150 OH, YEAH? WHAT IS IT? 182 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:49,452 A SECURITY SYSTEM FOR THE HOUSE. 183 00:08:49,446 --> 00:08:51,656 A WHAT? [PJ] A BURGLAR ALARM. 184 00:08:51,656 --> 00:08:54,446 LOOK, MAX, I THOUGHT WE SETTLED THIS. 185 00:08:54,451 --> 00:08:55,491 BUT, DAD... 186 00:08:57,120 --> 00:08:59,500 AS LONG AS YOUR DAD IS ON THE ALERT, 187 00:08:59,497 --> 00:09:01,667 WE'RE NOT GETTING ANY BURGLAR ALARM. 188 00:09:10,008 --> 00:09:13,468 SO, UH, HOW'D IT GO, FELLAS? 189 00:09:13,470 --> 00:09:14,930 CRASHED AND BURNED. 190 00:09:14,929 --> 00:09:16,929 DAD THINKS WE'RE ALREADY SAFE. 191 00:09:16,931 --> 00:09:19,601 YEP. SOME FOLKS WON'T DO ANYTHING 192 00:09:19,601 --> 00:09:21,941 TILL IT'S TOO LATE. 193 00:09:21,936 --> 00:09:25,976 I'D SAY THAT GUY NEEDS TO BE ROBBED. 194 00:09:25,982 --> 00:09:29,322 MR. P, THAT'S IT. WE'LL HAVE A BURGLARY. 195 00:09:29,319 --> 00:09:33,199 YEAH, BUT, MAX, HOW DO YOU KNOW WHEN A BURGLAR'S GONNA BURGLE? 196 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:37,328 OH, IT'LL HAPPEN MUCH SOONER THAN YOU THINK. 197 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,831 [SNORING] 198 00:09:58,682 --> 00:10:00,312 HEE HEE HEE HEE! 199 00:10:03,395 --> 00:10:05,555 [ROOSTER CROWS] 200 00:10:09,651 --> 00:10:12,531 OOH... MAN, AM I BEAT. 201 00:10:28,586 --> 00:10:30,416 [HUMMING] 202 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:37,182 OHH... 203 00:10:37,178 --> 00:10:39,348 NEED SOME COFFEE. 204 00:10:39,347 --> 00:10:41,177 THIS'LL WAKE ME UP. 205 00:10:43,018 --> 00:10:44,598 STRONG STUFF. 206 00:10:44,602 --> 00:10:45,732 WHAT? 207 00:10:45,729 --> 00:10:48,399 I'VE BEEN ROBBED! ROBBED! 208 00:10:48,398 --> 00:10:50,568 HELP! HELP! THIEVES! 209 00:10:50,567 --> 00:10:52,397 HA HA HA HA HA! 210 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,572 LOOK AT THAT! 211 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:55,410 ROBBERS! BURGLARS! CROOKS! 212 00:10:55,405 --> 00:10:58,405 HA HA HA! YOU TELL THEM, GOOF! 213 00:10:58,408 --> 00:11:00,078 GET THE MARINES! GET THE POLICE! 214 00:11:00,076 --> 00:11:02,116 GET THE NUMBER FOR 911! 215 00:11:02,120 --> 00:11:03,500 [LAUGHTER] 216 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:04,656 [PJ] CHECK IT OUT. 217 00:11:05,874 --> 00:11:07,384 HO HO HO HO! 218 00:11:07,375 --> 00:11:08,625 [MAX] AH, DAD. 219 00:11:08,626 --> 00:11:10,206 HA HA! 220 00:11:10,211 --> 00:11:11,381 HIYA, POP. 221 00:11:11,379 --> 00:11:12,629 WHAT'S GOING ON? 222 00:11:12,630 --> 00:11:15,130 HEY! THAT'S OUR MISSING STUFF. 223 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,303 YEAH. WE STOLE IT. 224 00:11:17,302 --> 00:11:20,472 HA HA. HOPE YOU'RE NOT SORE, MR. G. 225 00:11:20,472 --> 00:11:22,562 I DON'T THINK THAT'S VERY FUNNY. 226 00:11:22,557 --> 00:11:25,977 THAT'S THE POINT, DAD. BEING RIPPED OFF ISN'T FUNNY. 227 00:11:25,977 --> 00:11:29,477 GAWRSH. MAYBE I'M NOT AS ALERT AS I THOUGHT. 228 00:11:29,481 --> 00:11:31,481 SO CAN WE GET A SECURITY SYSTEM? 229 00:11:31,483 --> 00:11:32,483 YOU BET. 230 00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,324 WAY COOL! 231 00:11:34,319 --> 00:11:36,319 AND WE'LL MAKE IT OURSELVES. 232 00:11:36,321 --> 00:11:39,661 BUT, DAD, DON'T YOU WANT ONE OF THOSE PROFESSIONAL JOBS 233 00:11:39,657 --> 00:11:43,157 WITH THE SENSORS AND BELLS AND LASERS AND MISSILES? 234 00:11:43,161 --> 00:11:44,581 NOPE. TOO EXPENSIVE. 235 00:11:44,579 --> 00:11:46,209 OURS WILL BE JUST AS SNAZZY. 236 00:11:46,206 --> 00:11:48,706 YOU WATCH. WE'LL START AS SOON AS YOU MOVE 237 00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,668 ALL THIS STUFF BACK IN THE HOUSE. 238 00:11:53,213 --> 00:11:55,513 YOU SURE THIS STUFF IS GONNA WORK? 239 00:11:55,507 --> 00:11:58,587 HECK, YEAH. ANY CROOK DUMB ENOUGH TO WALK THROUGH HERE 240 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:00,433 IS IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE. 241 00:12:00,428 --> 00:12:02,598 WHOOPS. FORGOT MY SAW. 242 00:12:02,597 --> 00:12:04,637 WHOOPS! WHOA! 243 00:12:08,812 --> 00:12:10,772 BOY, FOR SOMETHING SO STUPID, 244 00:12:10,772 --> 00:12:13,362 THAT SURE SMARTS. AH-HYUCK! 245 00:12:15,151 --> 00:12:16,651 [SAW BUZZES] 246 00:12:16,653 --> 00:12:18,863 [HAMMER POUNDS] 247 00:12:21,616 --> 00:12:23,826 PJ, WHAT'S ALL THAT RACKET? 248 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:27,157 MR. G AND MAX ARE BUILDING THEIR OWN SECURITY SYSTEM. 249 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:29,213 WHY, THOSE ROCKET SCIENTISTS 250 00:12:29,207 --> 00:12:31,787 ARE PESTERING MY PEACE AND QUIET! 251 00:12:33,586 --> 00:12:35,416 BURGLAR ALARMS. HAH! 252 00:12:35,422 --> 00:12:37,342 WHAT A BUNCH OF SCAREDY-GOOFS. 253 00:12:37,340 --> 00:12:38,760 THEY GOT A LOT OF NERVE. 254 00:12:38,758 --> 00:12:41,088 AAH! MY BENCH SAW! 255 00:12:49,728 --> 00:12:51,478 [LAUGHING] 256 00:12:51,479 --> 00:12:54,979 QUICK! CALL THE FBI! CALL THE CIA! CALL THE PTA! 257 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,993 WHAT'S WRONG, TINSEL TUSH? 258 00:12:56,985 --> 00:13:02,655 MY NEW $2,000-PLUS-TAX BENCH SAW--GONE! 259 00:13:02,657 --> 00:13:06,367 I NEED SECURITY! 260 00:13:06,369 --> 00:13:09,909 YES, SIR, PETE, YOU'VE MADE A WISE CHOICE. 261 00:13:09,914 --> 00:13:12,384 THIS IS THE WORLD'S FINEST SECURITY SYSTEM, 262 00:13:12,375 --> 00:13:15,045 OR MY NAME'S NOT BATTLIN' BIFF BOFFO. 263 00:13:15,045 --> 00:13:16,795 IF SOME DIRTBAG MANAGES 264 00:13:16,796 --> 00:13:19,046 TO SURVIVE THE FENCE AND THE LASER BEAMS, 265 00:13:19,049 --> 00:13:21,969 THIS 50-GAUGE STEEL WILL KEEP HIM OUT. 266 00:13:21,968 --> 00:13:24,718 HMM, STYLISH, TOO. 267 00:13:24,721 --> 00:13:26,771 DON'T YOU THINK SO, SWEETUMS? 268 00:13:26,765 --> 00:13:28,095 HOW MUCH? 269 00:13:29,267 --> 00:13:31,557 ONLY, UH, 30,000. 270 00:13:34,564 --> 00:13:37,234 ARE YOU NUTS? WE DON'T NEED ALL THIS. 271 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:40,033 IT'S LIKE SWATTING MOSQUITOES WITH A BAZOOKA. 272 00:13:40,028 --> 00:13:41,398 NO, MA'AM. 273 00:13:41,404 --> 00:13:43,784 WE SAVE THE BAZOOKA FOR THE SALESMEN. 274 00:13:43,782 --> 00:13:45,532 WITH A SINGLE BUTTON, 275 00:13:45,533 --> 00:13:47,543 INTRUDERS ARE YESTERDAY'S HASH. 276 00:13:52,707 --> 00:13:56,997 OOH. NOW THAT'S FIREPOWER. 277 00:13:57,003 --> 00:13:59,923 AND THE BEST PART-- IT'S FULLY AUTOMATIC. 278 00:13:59,923 --> 00:14:02,883 WELL, GOTTA CONTINUE MY WAR ON CRIME. 279 00:14:02,884 --> 00:14:04,594 SO LONG, TROOPS. 280 00:14:04,594 --> 00:14:06,764 LET'S MOVE OUT, MEN! 281 00:14:06,763 --> 00:14:10,103 HUT-2, HUT-2, HUT-2, HUT-2. 282 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,980 HUT-2, HUT-2... 283 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,306 COOL! 284 00:14:16,314 --> 00:14:18,324 [SNORING] 285 00:14:18,316 --> 00:14:20,276 DAD! DAD! 286 00:14:20,276 --> 00:14:23,106 HAVE YOU SEEN HOW SAFE PETE'S HOUSE IS? 287 00:14:23,113 --> 00:14:26,743 NOPE. I WORE MYSELF OUT MAKING US SAFE. 288 00:14:26,741 --> 00:14:28,791 LOOKS PRETTY GOOD, DON'T IT? 289 00:14:28,785 --> 00:14:30,745 OH. YEAH, DAD, REAL SNAZZY. 290 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:32,745 CAN I SLEEP OVER PJ's TONIGHT? 291 00:14:32,747 --> 00:14:35,287 DON'T YOU WANT TO TEST OUT THE NEW-- 292 00:14:35,291 --> 00:14:36,791 THANKS, DAD. BYE. 293 00:14:36,793 --> 00:14:40,843 GEE, KITTY, GUESS IT'S JUST YOU AND ME NOW. 294 00:14:40,839 --> 00:14:44,719 TELL YOU WHAT. I'LL TAKE THE FIRST WATCH TONIGHT. 295 00:14:44,718 --> 00:14:46,178 [SNORING] 296 00:14:47,721 --> 00:14:50,931 OKAY. REST EASY. 297 00:14:50,932 --> 00:14:53,102 OL' GOOFY'S ON THE JOB. 298 00:15:03,486 --> 00:15:07,446 OH, YEAH. I REALLY FEEL SAFE OVER HERE. 299 00:15:07,449 --> 00:15:11,329 LOOKS LIKE TONIGHT I'M FINALLY GONNA GET SOME SLEEP. 300 00:15:12,871 --> 00:15:15,461 [BIFF] GOOD. EVERYONE'S ASLEEP. 301 00:15:15,457 --> 00:15:17,917 FOLLOW ME, YOU DIM BULBS. 302 00:15:17,917 --> 00:15:19,287 [BANG] 303 00:15:19,294 --> 00:15:20,884 WHAT WAS THAT? 304 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:35,063 HEH HEH HEH! I LOVE THIS PART. 305 00:15:35,060 --> 00:15:37,730 FIRST WE SELL 'EM, THEN WE ROB 'EM. 306 00:15:40,190 --> 00:15:41,360 [DOOR UNLOCKS] 307 00:15:43,026 --> 00:15:44,316 BURGLARS! 308 00:15:51,201 --> 00:15:53,541 OKAY, BOYS, STRIP THE JOINT. 309 00:15:57,999 --> 00:16:01,249 WAIT. DON'T YOU WANT THE VAN KEYS? 310 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:03,842 UH, PUT 'EM IN MY POCKET, OKAY? 311 00:16:04,881 --> 00:16:06,511 GOTTA STOP THEIR GETAWAY. 312 00:16:16,017 --> 00:16:17,387 [CRASH] 313 00:16:17,394 --> 00:16:19,944 HOT DOG! BURGLARS! 314 00:16:22,607 --> 00:16:25,357 HOLD IT RIGHT THERE, BOZO! 315 00:16:30,115 --> 00:16:31,905 GOTTA TELL DAD. 316 00:16:36,913 --> 00:16:39,793 I--WAIT. I CAN'T-- UH-OH... 317 00:16:39,791 --> 00:16:41,131 GRRR! 318 00:16:41,126 --> 00:16:43,836 GIVE ME THEM KEYS. 319 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,045 BOSS! 320 00:16:47,048 --> 00:16:49,798 BOSS! BOSS! HELP! 321 00:16:49,801 --> 00:16:51,471 BOSS, COME HERE! 322 00:16:51,469 --> 00:16:53,139 HE'S GOT OUR KEYS. 323 00:17:03,565 --> 00:17:07,895 PJ! SOMEBODY! HELP! 324 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,322 MAX! 325 00:17:11,656 --> 00:17:13,576 HELP! 326 00:17:13,575 --> 00:17:16,485 OHH! TRAPPED! I GOTTA HELP MAX! 327 00:17:21,374 --> 00:17:23,964 OH, THESE STUPID SAFETY SCISSORS. 328 00:17:28,882 --> 00:17:30,432 AAH! 329 00:17:35,096 --> 00:17:36,766 DAD! DAD! 330 00:17:37,974 --> 00:17:39,274 DAD, WAKE UP! 331 00:17:39,267 --> 00:17:40,687 DAD? 332 00:17:43,772 --> 00:17:45,692 MURRAY, YOU TAKE THE BASEMENT. 333 00:17:45,690 --> 00:17:46,980 MOOSE, FOLLOW ME. 334 00:17:50,278 --> 00:17:53,158 HEY, THIS WAS EASY. 335 00:17:53,156 --> 00:17:54,696 [ALARM BUZZES] UH-OH. 336 00:18:00,997 --> 00:18:02,667 WHOA! 337 00:18:02,665 --> 00:18:05,125 WHOA-AAH! 338 00:18:05,126 --> 00:18:06,876 DAD, WHERE ARE YOU? 339 00:18:06,878 --> 00:18:09,008 OKAY, KID, HAND OVER THOSE KEYS, 340 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:12,585 OR I'LL MUSH YOU LIKE BANANA FRITTERS. 341 00:18:14,761 --> 00:18:16,301 OH! 342 00:18:18,390 --> 00:18:21,480 HUH! WHAT DO YA KNOW? IT REALLY WORKS. 343 00:18:22,977 --> 00:18:24,397 [GOOFY, WAFFLES SNORING] 344 00:18:27,023 --> 00:18:28,153 DAD! 345 00:18:29,693 --> 00:18:31,903 DAD, WAKE UP! 346 00:18:31,903 --> 00:18:33,993 GET THAT PIPSQUEAK! 347 00:18:35,407 --> 00:18:36,567 DAD'S STAIRBLASTER. 348 00:18:38,868 --> 00:18:40,828 WHOA! 349 00:18:40,829 --> 00:18:42,959 IT'S LAUNDRY TIME. 350 00:18:48,378 --> 00:18:50,458 AAH! 351 00:19:01,766 --> 00:19:03,386 GOTCHA! OH! 352 00:19:05,687 --> 00:19:07,397 [GRUNTING] 353 00:19:07,397 --> 00:19:08,567 OH, BOY! 354 00:19:08,565 --> 00:19:10,065 [SNORT] 355 00:19:13,695 --> 00:19:16,405 ONE GIANT BUTT FOR MOOSEKIND. 356 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:24,663 [RING] 357 00:19:33,673 --> 00:19:34,843 OH! 358 00:19:34,841 --> 00:19:37,091 HELP! 359 00:19:38,720 --> 00:19:39,970 FOR THE LAST TIME-- 360 00:19:41,222 --> 00:19:43,562 GIVE ME THOSE KEYS! 361 00:20:10,752 --> 00:20:13,882 WHAT'S THE MATTER? GETTIN' TIRED? 362 00:20:13,880 --> 00:20:17,720 THE KEYS, KID. HAND THEM OVER REAL NICE. 363 00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,547 I'M WILLING TO DISCUSS IT. 364 00:20:20,553 --> 00:20:23,313 YOU'RE GONNA BE RAVIOLI! 365 00:20:23,306 --> 00:20:24,766 SORRY. CHANGED MY MIND. 366 00:20:30,814 --> 00:20:32,364 ALL RIGHT, DAD! 367 00:20:46,121 --> 00:20:48,711 FORGET THE KEYS. FORGET THE LOOT. 368 00:20:48,707 --> 00:20:51,287 I JUST WANT OUT! 369 00:20:52,419 --> 00:20:53,669 NO! 370 00:20:53,670 --> 00:20:54,920 IT CAN'T BE. 371 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:56,761 OH! OH! OH! AAH! 372 00:20:58,550 --> 00:21:00,720 JUST HAD A CHAT WITH THE POLICE. 373 00:21:00,719 --> 00:21:04,469 LET US OUT! LET US OUT! 374 00:21:15,233 --> 00:21:17,573 [SIREN] 375 00:21:20,071 --> 00:21:21,071 [POP] 376 00:21:21,072 --> 00:21:22,162 [MEOW] 377 00:21:22,157 --> 00:21:24,197 HUH? WHAT? HEY! 378 00:21:28,079 --> 00:21:29,959 HEY, RIP VAN WINKLE, 379 00:21:29,956 --> 00:21:31,246 YOU MISSED ALL THE EXCITEMENT. 380 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,499 I DID? IT WAS FANTASTIC. 381 00:21:33,501 --> 00:21:35,591 YOUR SECURITY SYSTEM WORKED GREAT. 382 00:21:35,587 --> 00:21:38,167 SEE? TOLD YOU YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY 383 00:21:38,173 --> 00:21:40,473 WITH YOUR OLD DAD AROUND. 384 00:21:40,467 --> 00:21:43,637 WHAT SAY WE GET SOME SHUT-EYE? 385 00:21:43,636 --> 00:21:46,846 [YAWN] YEAH. I'M POOPED. 386 00:21:46,848 --> 00:21:48,218 UH-OH. 387 00:21:48,224 --> 00:21:51,064 HEY, LET ME IN! LET ME IN! 388 00:21:53,730 --> 00:21:57,280 HEY, LET ME OUT! LET ME OUT! 389 00:21:58,777 --> 00:22:01,237 HEE HEE HEE HA HA HA!