1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:01,842 Ah-hyuck. 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,297 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,379 --> 00:00:06,459 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:09,468 -♪ You're always number one ♪ -[both] Yes! 5 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:12,051 -♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪ -Yeah! 6 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,257 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 7 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:16,644 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 8 00:00:17,142 --> 00:00:18,732 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 9 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,980 Whoa! 10 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,941 -♪ A real good time ♪ -Aah! 11 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,022 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 12 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,187 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 13 00:00:26,276 --> 00:00:27,686 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 14 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,606 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 16 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,156 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 17 00:00:35,535 --> 00:00:39,325 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 18 00:00:40,165 --> 00:00:41,245 ♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ 19 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,632 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 20 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,709 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 21 00:00:44,961 --> 00:00:45,881 Gawrsh. 22 00:00:45,962 --> 00:00:47,342 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 23 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,339 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 24 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,758 ♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪ 25 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,465 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 26 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:57,345 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 27 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,812 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 28 00:00:58,892 --> 00:00:59,732 Yeah! 29 00:01:05,648 --> 00:01:08,228 Oh, yeah. Play it, Maxie. 30 00:01:08,318 --> 00:01:12,658 Ooh, ooh, ooh. You know, the Subliminal Messengers' tune? 31 00:01:12,739 --> 00:01:14,909 Know it, dude? I live it! 32 00:01:15,450 --> 00:01:19,290 ♪ Suburban cowboys out on the concrete range ♪ 33 00:01:19,371 --> 00:01:21,001 [imitating guitar noise] 34 00:01:23,041 --> 00:01:26,341 ♪ Jingling spurs, it's just My loose change, cool ♪ 35 00:01:26,419 --> 00:01:29,169 [both imitating guitar noises] 36 00:01:34,219 --> 00:01:36,349 [both] Oh! Yeah. 37 00:01:36,429 --> 00:01:38,349 -[laughing] -All right, man! 38 00:01:38,765 --> 00:01:41,425 P.J., we're good. 39 00:01:41,726 --> 00:01:42,846 Sign us up, man! 40 00:01:42,936 --> 00:01:44,846 This is our calling, Peej. 41 00:01:44,938 --> 00:01:46,688 Jammin' and riffin' rock 'n' roll! 42 00:01:46,773 --> 00:01:49,363 We are the sound of the '90s! 43 00:01:49,943 --> 00:01:52,073 [both] Whoa! 44 00:01:52,654 --> 00:01:53,914 Max, we gotta book 45 00:01:53,988 --> 00:01:56,318 or we'll miss the Ruptured Eardrums' new video! 46 00:01:58,410 --> 00:02:00,750 [rock music playing] 47 00:02:07,877 --> 00:02:09,377 [yowling] 48 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:14,803 [yowling] 49 00:02:14,884 --> 00:02:17,144 [P.J.] All right! Pump it up! 50 00:02:18,596 --> 00:02:19,886 [yowling] 51 00:02:23,601 --> 00:02:26,271 You fellas want a snack? [screams] 52 00:02:32,861 --> 00:02:35,281 That music sure is loud! 53 00:02:35,613 --> 00:02:37,033 [both] What? 54 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,275 You gotta turn it down! 55 00:02:42,037 --> 00:02:44,407 It won't go any louder! 56 00:02:44,497 --> 00:02:46,037 Whoa! 57 00:02:54,299 --> 00:02:55,509 Thanks, Mr. G. 58 00:02:58,845 --> 00:03:01,805 Dad, P.J. and I want to start a band. 59 00:03:02,015 --> 00:03:04,385 What? Fruit stand? 60 00:03:04,726 --> 00:03:06,476 But I just made cuppety cakes! 61 00:03:06,811 --> 00:03:09,561 No, no, guitars and amps. 62 00:03:09,647 --> 00:03:13,067 Oh, sorry, Max, but we're plumb outta stamps. 63 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:16,911 No, Dad, you're not getting it. We want to start a band! 64 00:03:16,988 --> 00:03:20,658 Oh, oh! Ah-hyuck! You wanna buy a band? 65 00:03:21,076 --> 00:03:24,746 Hmm, well, it's okay with me. 66 00:03:27,665 --> 00:03:29,125 Oh, yeah! 67 00:03:30,919 --> 00:03:33,459 Okay, guys, now let's stick together. 68 00:03:34,881 --> 00:03:35,721 Ah-hyuck! 69 00:03:35,799 --> 00:03:37,219 Guess they're excited! 70 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:38,340 Ah-hyuck! 71 00:03:40,136 --> 00:03:42,096 -Rad guitars. -Oh, killer, man! 72 00:03:42,180 --> 00:03:43,930 -Man. -The sound outta that. 73 00:03:44,015 --> 00:03:46,175 Well, I don't see any bands for sale. 74 00:03:46,851 --> 00:03:49,941 No, Dad, we are going to be the band. 75 00:03:50,021 --> 00:03:51,361 Oh, yeah. 76 00:03:56,903 --> 00:03:59,113 Uh, where's your instruments? 77 00:03:59,614 --> 00:04:01,454 That's why we're here, Pop! 78 00:04:03,535 --> 00:04:07,205 You know, I used to play ukulele in a band. Ah-hyuck! 79 00:04:07,288 --> 00:04:09,038 It sure was fun. 80 00:04:09,124 --> 00:04:10,294 Great, Dad, great. 81 00:04:10,917 --> 00:04:11,747 Let's see here. 82 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:14,165 ♪♪ 83 00:04:17,340 --> 00:04:20,180 Ow! [mumbling] 84 00:04:23,972 --> 00:04:28,232 Look. Ah-hyuck! It's a cat's cradle. Ah-hyuck! 85 00:04:28,309 --> 00:04:30,979 Oh! [panting] 86 00:04:31,062 --> 00:04:31,942 [clears throat] 87 00:04:32,022 --> 00:04:34,072 Just gotta show them who's boss. 88 00:04:34,149 --> 00:04:35,939 Yow! 89 00:04:36,109 --> 00:04:38,239 [P.J.] Dad, it's perfect! 90 00:04:38,319 --> 00:04:40,739 Okay, now just watch. 91 00:04:40,822 --> 00:04:44,412 I'm Mr. Cool when it comes to wheeler dealin'. Ah-hyuck! 92 00:04:47,037 --> 00:04:49,657 We'll buy it all! How much for the set? 93 00:04:50,415 --> 00:04:52,875 [vocalizing] Sixty-five dollars. 94 00:04:52,959 --> 00:04:54,039 [chuckles] 95 00:04:55,378 --> 00:04:58,128 Sounds a little low. What's wrong with it? 96 00:04:58,214 --> 00:04:59,974 I don't know. What? 97 00:05:00,050 --> 00:05:03,430 These boys can't start a band with second-rate equipment. 98 00:05:03,720 --> 00:05:06,770 Hey, chill out, parental-type dude. 99 00:05:06,973 --> 00:05:10,193 It's my junk, and I can sell it for whatever I want. 100 00:05:10,852 --> 00:05:13,102 Oh yeah? [snaps finger] I'll give ya $70. 101 00:05:13,438 --> 00:05:15,018 -Sixty! -Seventy-five! 102 00:05:15,106 --> 00:05:16,356 -Fifty-five! -Eighty! 103 00:05:16,608 --> 00:05:19,318 Fifty dollars and free home delivery. 104 00:05:19,402 --> 00:05:21,532 And that is my final offer! [chuckles] 105 00:05:21,613 --> 00:05:22,493 Deal! 106 00:05:23,281 --> 00:05:26,531 Ah-hyuck! I still got the touch. Ah-hyuck! 107 00:05:27,952 --> 00:05:30,832 [Max] Okay, let's fire up these puppies. 108 00:05:30,914 --> 00:05:33,214 [thudding] 109 00:05:36,836 --> 00:05:39,756 I prefer a full-bodied sound! 110 00:05:42,175 --> 00:05:43,755 ♪♪ 111 00:05:43,843 --> 00:05:45,603 Hear the crowd roar! 112 00:05:47,514 --> 00:05:49,394 Oh boy, oh boy, a concert, a concert! 113 00:05:49,474 --> 00:05:51,184 Oh, can I be a groupie and say like I'm with the band? 114 00:05:51,267 --> 00:05:52,727 Like I'm really rockin' rollin' huh, huh, huh? 115 00:05:53,144 --> 00:05:54,314 Hit it, Peej! 116 00:05:57,482 --> 00:06:00,322 Waffles! Soup's on! 117 00:06:01,236 --> 00:06:03,656 Whoa! 118 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:13,292 [rock music playing] 119 00:06:13,790 --> 00:06:16,040 [screaming] 120 00:06:18,169 --> 00:06:19,049 [thuds] 121 00:06:23,675 --> 00:06:27,215 Yay! Righteous dudes, pump up the volume! 122 00:06:27,554 --> 00:06:29,604 [both] Party on! 123 00:06:30,348 --> 00:06:31,468 Whoa! 124 00:06:32,684 --> 00:06:33,644 Ugh! 125 00:06:34,978 --> 00:06:39,228 What in the name of worthless trade-ins are they doin'? 126 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:42,395 I think they call it rock 'n' roll, dear. 127 00:06:42,819 --> 00:06:46,819 Well, something's gonna roll around here, and it ain't rocks! 128 00:06:46,906 --> 00:06:50,076 Oh, now just eat your popcorn and give them a chance. 129 00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:51,660 You may get to like it. 130 00:06:52,370 --> 00:06:55,120 -[electric guitar playing] -[screams] 131 00:06:55,623 --> 00:06:59,383 That does it! This is the day the music dies, 132 00:06:59,627 --> 00:07:01,707 along with the musicians. 133 00:07:01,796 --> 00:07:04,376 -Not so fast, Petey! -Oh! 134 00:07:04,466 --> 00:07:07,636 This band thing means so much to the boys. 135 00:07:07,719 --> 00:07:09,599 You're not going to break their little hearts, 136 00:07:09,679 --> 00:07:12,559 are you, you big lug nut? 137 00:07:12,932 --> 00:07:17,852 Aw, not if you don't want me to, pookums. 138 00:07:17,937 --> 00:07:20,817 Oh! That's my good boy. 139 00:07:22,442 --> 00:07:26,202 Yeah. Why should I tell them they stink? 140 00:07:26,279 --> 00:07:27,279 [chuckles] 141 00:07:27,364 --> 00:07:28,874 Let the music world 142 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:31,868 break their little tone-deaf hearts for me. 143 00:07:31,951 --> 00:07:34,121 [laughs] 144 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:40,174 Hey, boys! Good news. I found my ukulele! 145 00:07:40,251 --> 00:07:43,921 Wow. That's really the bee's knees, Daddy-O. 146 00:07:44,172 --> 00:07:46,592 Uh, yeah, like, groovy, man. 147 00:07:46,675 --> 00:07:49,175 It might make a real nice lamp, Mr. G, you know, 148 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:50,760 being an antique and everything? 149 00:07:50,845 --> 00:07:54,175 Well, I was a-thinkin' that maybe we, uh... 150 00:07:55,517 --> 00:07:57,477 That is you boys and me, well, 151 00:07:57,894 --> 00:08:00,114 would you want some help from an old pro? 152 00:08:00,563 --> 00:08:02,943 Uh, thanks, anyway, Pop. 153 00:08:03,024 --> 00:08:05,284 Oh. Oh, okay. 154 00:08:05,777 --> 00:08:09,487 Maybe another time. I play a mean solo. 155 00:08:09,906 --> 00:08:10,816 [Max] Maybe later? 156 00:08:10,907 --> 00:08:13,827 [sighs] Sure, Maxie. Later. 157 00:08:13,910 --> 00:08:16,750 Play me them blues, Peej! 158 00:08:17,080 --> 00:08:19,750 ♪ I'm big boy P.J. ♪ 159 00:08:20,834 --> 00:08:24,384 ♪ and I'm swamp water Max ♪ 160 00:08:24,462 --> 00:08:29,382 Hey, do you mind if green thumb Goofy joins in? 161 00:08:30,051 --> 00:08:32,391 [both] Green thumb Goofy? 162 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,310 Oh, guess there was some mold 163 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:37,019 on these old ukulele strings. Ah-hyuck! 164 00:08:37,100 --> 00:08:38,230 Oh, Dad! Oh, man! 165 00:08:38,309 --> 00:08:39,689 [both gagging] 166 00:08:40,061 --> 00:08:40,941 [all] Huh? 167 00:08:41,021 --> 00:08:44,321 You call yourselves rock 'n' rollers? 168 00:08:44,399 --> 00:08:47,739 Well, today, you've gotta have a hot video. 169 00:08:47,819 --> 00:08:49,569 -All right, Mr. P! -Sir! 170 00:08:49,654 --> 00:08:51,574 [chuckles] Don't thank me. 171 00:08:52,032 --> 00:08:55,792 Cecil B. Degoofberg here is gonna film your video. 172 00:08:55,869 --> 00:08:56,909 I am? 173 00:08:56,995 --> 00:08:58,115 But I promised the boys 174 00:08:58,204 --> 00:08:59,834 I'd be their ukulele player. 175 00:08:59,914 --> 00:09:01,124 -Oh, that's okay, Pop! -A video, we got to video. 176 00:09:01,207 --> 00:09:02,627 -We got to have a video, man. -You can play later. 177 00:09:02,959 --> 00:09:06,379 Oh, yeah, it needs that unique-- ahem-- 178 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:07,763 "Touch de la Goof." 179 00:09:07,839 --> 00:09:10,719 If I'm going to sell it to Suave Records. 180 00:09:11,217 --> 00:09:12,637 [both] Wow! 181 00:09:12,719 --> 00:09:15,849 No kidding? Suave Records! 182 00:09:16,598 --> 00:09:19,638 Great talent should be recognized. 183 00:09:19,809 --> 00:09:22,059 Gawrsh! Ah-hyuck! Thanks, Pete. 184 00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,112 Not you. Them! 185 00:09:25,774 --> 00:09:27,114 You better get busy! 186 00:09:27,359 --> 00:09:30,109 Well, that oughta fix the little spuds. 187 00:09:30,195 --> 00:09:31,445 Give them enough videotape, 188 00:09:31,529 --> 00:09:33,109 and they'll hang themselves with it. 189 00:09:33,198 --> 00:09:35,078 [laughs] 190 00:09:36,701 --> 00:09:38,621 Okay. Let's do it! 191 00:09:38,703 --> 00:09:40,713 Can we do it with the lens cap off? 192 00:09:40,789 --> 00:09:43,039 Yeah! That's a great idea. 193 00:09:43,124 --> 00:09:45,094 Ah-hyuck! I can see you now. 194 00:09:45,669 --> 00:09:46,839 [screams] 195 00:09:46,920 --> 00:09:48,090 Well, 196 00:09:48,171 --> 00:09:49,671 sometimes I'm so smart, 197 00:09:49,756 --> 00:09:52,216 I scare myself! [laughs] 198 00:09:53,593 --> 00:09:55,853 When the record company gets a gander of this, 199 00:09:55,929 --> 00:09:57,179 they'll step on each other 200 00:09:57,263 --> 00:10:00,643 to shut the little weasels up. [laughs] 201 00:10:05,438 --> 00:10:06,818 [laughing] 202 00:10:06,898 --> 00:10:09,148 Let's see, which band will I pick today. 203 00:10:09,234 --> 00:10:11,284 Stupid enough to let me rob them blind? 204 00:10:11,736 --> 00:10:15,316 Hmm. "The Goof Troop"? [chuckles] Sounds perfect! 205 00:10:18,076 --> 00:10:21,536 Rockers! [vocalizing] 206 00:10:23,998 --> 00:10:24,828 Pistol. 207 00:10:25,834 --> 00:10:26,634 Whoa! 208 00:10:27,961 --> 00:10:29,631 Rock 'n' rollers! 209 00:10:29,713 --> 00:10:32,303 [vocalizing] 210 00:10:34,759 --> 00:10:37,009 We are the coolest dudes 211 00:10:37,262 --> 00:10:39,512 Whoa! [gurgling] 212 00:10:39,597 --> 00:10:41,307 [vocalizing] 213 00:10:41,391 --> 00:10:44,351 And I bet you wish you were too. 214 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,266 [vocalizing] 215 00:10:47,605 --> 00:10:51,525 I'm going to be rich... er. 216 00:10:52,068 --> 00:10:55,408 [Goofy] Boys! I got Suave Records on the phone. 217 00:10:55,697 --> 00:10:56,697 -Come on, Peejster! -Right behind ya! 218 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,201 I knew they were going to call! 219 00:10:58,783 --> 00:11:00,203 I gotta hear this. 220 00:11:00,869 --> 00:11:01,789 Uh-huh. 221 00:11:01,870 --> 00:11:05,210 Now boys, don't be too disappointed, 222 00:11:05,540 --> 00:11:09,630 but there are other careers, uh, quiet ones. 223 00:11:09,711 --> 00:11:11,761 They're giving you a record contract! 224 00:11:12,339 --> 00:11:14,759 [both cheering] 225 00:11:15,633 --> 00:11:17,593 What? You can't do it! 226 00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:18,597 [both] What? 227 00:11:18,678 --> 00:11:20,138 [stammering] 228 00:11:20,221 --> 00:11:23,891 Without me as your manager! [chuckles] 229 00:11:25,685 --> 00:11:26,725 [Pete] Now remember, 230 00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:29,561 I'm your manager, so let me do the talking. 231 00:11:29,647 --> 00:11:32,897 I'm Mr. Cool when it comes to the dotted line. 232 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:37,568 Hey! Max! P.J.! And you must be Goofy, huh? 233 00:11:37,655 --> 00:11:38,815 Brilliant video. 234 00:11:38,907 --> 00:11:42,327 Avant-garde, postmodern, refreshingly unpolished. 235 00:11:42,744 --> 00:11:45,164 [groans] Hey! Hey! Wait a minute! 236 00:11:45,580 --> 00:11:47,500 I'm the band's manager. Let me in! 237 00:11:47,582 --> 00:11:50,132 [sniffing] What's that smell? 238 00:11:50,210 --> 00:11:51,880 I'm burning aromatic incense. 239 00:11:51,961 --> 00:11:54,211 It relieves stress and kills flies. 240 00:11:54,297 --> 00:11:58,047 [laughs] Maybe your record will be up there someday, guys. 241 00:11:58,134 --> 00:11:59,474 -Dude! -Cool! 242 00:11:59,803 --> 00:12:00,893 Gawrsh! 243 00:12:00,970 --> 00:12:01,890 [Carter] You kidding? 244 00:12:01,971 --> 00:12:03,771 You guys are hot! Quite hot! 245 00:12:03,848 --> 00:12:05,928 Whew! I feel it! 246 00:12:07,686 --> 00:12:09,396 Fire! 247 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,573 -Hi, I'm the man-- -Fire! 248 00:12:12,649 --> 00:12:14,609 Sound the alarm! 249 00:12:16,403 --> 00:12:18,413 Stop, drop and roll! 250 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:20,158 [groaning] 251 00:12:20,240 --> 00:12:21,410 [both grunting] 252 00:12:24,577 --> 00:12:26,407 [sighs] 253 00:12:26,496 --> 00:12:29,246 [sobbing] My million dollar rug 254 00:12:29,332 --> 00:12:32,252 woven by little old ladies in downtown Istanbul... 255 00:12:32,335 --> 00:12:33,915 It's ruined! 256 00:12:34,838 --> 00:12:36,668 [growling] 257 00:12:38,299 --> 00:12:41,589 [laughs] Ah, there's no reason to get upset. 258 00:12:41,678 --> 00:12:43,888 I'll just add it to the amount you already owe me. 259 00:12:44,305 --> 00:12:46,055 -[both] Owe you? -Oh, yeah. 260 00:12:46,391 --> 00:12:48,101 There are already video distribution costs, 261 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,064 reserving concert halls, touring costs, you know. 262 00:12:50,145 --> 00:12:51,725 [panting] 263 00:12:51,813 --> 00:12:53,313 Excuse me, my good man. 264 00:12:53,565 --> 00:12:54,895 Let's get the tour started, huh? 265 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:56,323 Your first concert date is comin' up. 266 00:12:56,401 --> 00:12:57,741 But, Colonel Carter, I'm-- 267 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,989 I want this mess cleaned up by the time I get back, 268 00:13:00,071 --> 00:13:01,821 or you're fired! 269 00:13:01,906 --> 00:13:03,066 [snoring] 270 00:13:03,158 --> 00:13:04,738 Oh, ladies and gentlemen, 271 00:13:04,826 --> 00:13:07,406 the Goof Troop has left the building. 272 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:12,495 No ladies, I'm taken. [snore] I'm, I'm already taken. 273 00:13:12,584 --> 00:13:14,254 Max! We're here. Come on! 274 00:13:14,586 --> 00:13:17,006 Oh! Hotels are great, 275 00:13:17,088 --> 00:13:20,838 the pool, the room service, the groupies. 276 00:13:23,428 --> 00:13:25,008 [both] The pits! 277 00:13:26,348 --> 00:13:28,848 -Uh, Max? -Yeah? 278 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:31,943 This rock 'n' roll stuff's really great, huh? 279 00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:33,944 Yeah, great. 280 00:13:34,022 --> 00:13:37,612 Yeah, it'd be really great if I had my own bed, though. 281 00:13:37,692 --> 00:13:41,152 Yeah. Or sheets. Some sheets would be good. 282 00:13:41,363 --> 00:13:43,323 Otherwise, it's great. 283 00:13:43,698 --> 00:13:44,528 Great. 284 00:13:44,616 --> 00:13:47,366 [yawns] 'Nighty-night, Petey boy. 285 00:13:48,203 --> 00:13:49,833 Aw, shut up! 286 00:13:51,331 --> 00:13:52,791 [Goofy snoring] 287 00:13:53,333 --> 00:13:56,003 Hmm, a wise guy, eh? 288 00:13:59,464 --> 00:14:01,384 Ah, the stupid Goof. 289 00:14:01,466 --> 00:14:03,176 I'd flush him down the shower drain, 290 00:14:03,259 --> 00:14:05,679 but it'd scare the cockroaches! 291 00:14:05,762 --> 00:14:07,722 [rooster crows] 292 00:14:07,806 --> 00:14:09,556 Mornin'! Wake up, everybody. 293 00:14:09,641 --> 00:14:11,561 Sleep is for sissies. Come on, get up. 294 00:14:12,143 --> 00:14:16,313 Just five more minutes, my little muffin tin! 295 00:14:16,398 --> 00:14:18,818 Oh, but it's so early. 296 00:14:19,317 --> 00:14:22,817 Burning the candle at both ends, now that's rock 'n' roll. 297 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:25,821 Colonel, why are we staying at a hotel 298 00:14:25,907 --> 00:14:28,077 when we're only four blocks from home? 299 00:14:28,159 --> 00:14:30,749 [stammers] I can't make any money if you live at home! 300 00:14:30,829 --> 00:14:33,209 -Huh? -[chuckles] You know, I mean, 301 00:14:33,289 --> 00:14:34,829 you can't be ready for the rigors of the road 302 00:14:34,916 --> 00:14:36,166 unless you train for them! 303 00:14:36,251 --> 00:14:37,541 Hey, success hurts! 304 00:14:37,794 --> 00:14:39,714 Oh, yeah, sure. 305 00:14:39,796 --> 00:14:41,206 I'll need some cash for the room. 306 00:14:41,297 --> 00:14:43,927 Okay, okay, hold your horses. 307 00:14:45,802 --> 00:14:48,512 Wait a second! These are my pants. 308 00:14:50,682 --> 00:14:53,692 Okay if I borrow a couple of bucks, Goof? 309 00:14:53,768 --> 00:14:55,898 -[snores] -Thanks. 310 00:14:55,979 --> 00:14:58,439 That oughta cover it. If not, you can owe me. 311 00:14:58,690 --> 00:15:00,110 [Goofy snores] 312 00:15:00,191 --> 00:15:02,191 He says no problemo. 313 00:15:04,529 --> 00:15:07,119 Half a dozen eggs, over medium, couple o' T-bone steaks, 314 00:15:07,198 --> 00:15:09,948 A mountain o' cottage fries, coffee, orange juice, 315 00:15:10,035 --> 00:15:12,445 freshly squeezed, of course, stack of flapjacks. 316 00:15:12,537 --> 00:15:14,867 Hey, ah, and give them an English muffin to share. 317 00:15:15,540 --> 00:15:17,750 Gotta get in shape for the tour. Trust me. 318 00:15:17,834 --> 00:15:19,504 [gobbling] 319 00:15:20,837 --> 00:15:23,417 Colonel Carter, we wrote a great song. 320 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:25,676 Oh yeah, it's about a vampire bat. 321 00:15:25,759 --> 00:15:27,639 [laughs] But listen, boys. 322 00:15:27,719 --> 00:15:29,929 My bands only play my material, my way. 323 00:15:30,013 --> 00:15:31,143 It makes the bookkeeping easier 324 00:15:31,222 --> 00:15:33,432 when it comes to distributing the royalties, you know? 325 00:15:33,808 --> 00:15:37,398 All right. As long as we're performing, I guess. 326 00:15:37,479 --> 00:15:39,399 Oh, you're gonna be performing your ears off. 327 00:15:39,481 --> 00:15:41,071 [laughs] 328 00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:43,031 [chuckling sarcastically] 329 00:15:43,109 --> 00:15:45,489 [burps] Sorry, this must be yours. 330 00:15:45,570 --> 00:15:47,200 It's 35 bucks for the grub. 331 00:15:47,280 --> 00:15:48,820 Next comes creating the rock 'n' roll image 332 00:15:48,907 --> 00:15:49,867 That'll make millions. 333 00:15:49,949 --> 00:15:51,989 Yeah, But we haven't even finished breakfast. 334 00:15:52,077 --> 00:15:54,247 Too late now. Fame and fortune are waiting. 335 00:15:56,706 --> 00:15:59,786 Well, what do you think? Am I a genius or what? 336 00:15:59,876 --> 00:16:03,166 Now you are ready for your first gig! 337 00:16:05,382 --> 00:16:07,132 [tires squeal] 338 00:16:07,342 --> 00:16:08,302 Okay, boys! 339 00:16:08,385 --> 00:16:12,175 Next stop, Spoonerville Amphitheater. Big time! 340 00:16:13,223 --> 00:16:15,233 [all coughing] 341 00:16:18,228 --> 00:16:21,148 Ya know, this isn't fun anymore. 342 00:16:21,231 --> 00:16:23,531 Yeah! We gotta dress like dweebs. 343 00:16:23,608 --> 00:16:25,688 Up in front of people we don't even know! 344 00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:27,857 and we don't even get to do our own songs! 345 00:16:27,946 --> 00:16:30,366 You left out one thing. 346 00:16:30,448 --> 00:16:31,368 [both] What? 347 00:16:31,449 --> 00:16:32,779 We owe big bucks! 348 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:35,287 We have to do this concert to break even. 349 00:16:35,370 --> 00:16:36,710 Don't worry, fellers. 350 00:16:36,788 --> 00:16:39,708 Me and Betsy here are behind ya all the way! 351 00:16:40,375 --> 00:16:42,165 That's swell, Pop. 352 00:16:42,669 --> 00:16:46,209 Rock 'n' roll forever! 353 00:16:46,381 --> 00:16:49,091 [all] Rock 'n' roll forever. 354 00:16:50,343 --> 00:16:52,183 We have to get out of this. 355 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:57,676 [P.J.] Gosh, Max, I feel like a cat in a dog pound. 356 00:16:58,351 --> 00:17:01,771 [Max] Relax, P.J... What can they do if they don't like us? 357 00:17:01,855 --> 00:17:04,605 I don't know, man, but there's enough of them to do it a lot! 358 00:17:04,691 --> 00:17:06,691 I just decided I don't want to be a rock star. 359 00:17:06,776 --> 00:17:08,946 Me, too, but what about the concert? 360 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:11,109 [crowd hooting] 361 00:17:11,197 --> 00:17:12,027 Come on! 362 00:17:13,116 --> 00:17:15,366 What can't be found can't perform! 363 00:17:15,452 --> 00:17:16,792 Max, wait. 364 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:20,121 Hey, this is no exit. 365 00:17:20,206 --> 00:17:22,706 No, it's the inside of a locked trunk. 366 00:17:22,792 --> 00:17:25,002 Oh, pretty lame, Max. Even for you. 367 00:17:25,086 --> 00:17:27,586 Hey, what do you expect from a terrified adolescent? 368 00:17:27,672 --> 00:17:29,512 [Carter] [chuckles] I guess my advertising 369 00:17:29,591 --> 00:17:32,091 for the best rock band in history really worked, huh? 370 00:17:32,177 --> 00:17:33,677 The place is packed! 371 00:17:33,762 --> 00:17:36,312 The boys will put on a nice little show for them. 372 00:17:36,389 --> 00:17:37,969 Hey, they'd better! 373 00:17:38,058 --> 00:17:40,888 Whoa! I'd hate to disappoint that many people! 374 00:17:40,977 --> 00:17:43,647 Ten thousand seats in this dump, 375 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:46,480 and we got 20 bucks for every one of them! 376 00:17:46,566 --> 00:17:49,396 Yeah! [chuckles] That should just about make us even. 377 00:17:49,486 --> 00:17:50,606 [groans] 378 00:17:50,695 --> 00:17:52,565 [crowd] [chanting] Goof Troop! Goof Troop! 379 00:17:52,655 --> 00:17:54,815 Crowd's getting impatient. Better start the show. 380 00:17:54,908 --> 00:17:56,828 Hmm. Wonder where the boys are. 381 00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,410 Makes no difference to me. 382 00:17:58,495 --> 00:18:00,575 They don't perform, I just foreclose on your houses. 383 00:18:00,663 --> 00:18:01,663 [both] What? 384 00:18:02,165 --> 00:18:03,205 Just good business. 385 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:04,961 Either way, I make out like a bandit. 386 00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:08,210 I'll twist your business off and I'll stuff it-- 387 00:18:08,296 --> 00:18:11,336 Oh, hold on. Not now, Pete. We gotta find the boys. 388 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,471 Don't want them to miss their big chance. 389 00:18:13,551 --> 00:18:15,301 I'll say we don't! 390 00:18:15,387 --> 00:18:16,677 [crowd] [chanting] Goof Troop! Goof Troop! 391 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:18,063 You keep the crowd happy 392 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:19,639 while I find the brats! 393 00:18:20,016 --> 00:18:22,516 Wait! What are ya doing? Stop pushing! 394 00:18:22,602 --> 00:18:24,652 [P.J.] Max! You know, we gotta do this concert. 395 00:18:24,729 --> 00:18:25,939 Our dads need us! 396 00:18:26,022 --> 00:18:28,862 I know, I know, but how do we get out of these things? 397 00:18:28,942 --> 00:18:31,702 I don't think we're supposed to get in them in the first place. 398 00:18:31,778 --> 00:18:35,118 If you're not going to say something helpful, P.J., 399 00:18:35,198 --> 00:18:37,278 keep it buttoned! 400 00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,865 [applause] 401 00:18:39,953 --> 00:18:42,163 [man] Whoa, I know that dude. 402 00:18:42,622 --> 00:18:44,122 Hiya, folks. 403 00:18:44,207 --> 00:18:46,287 Well, uh, you hear the one 404 00:18:46,376 --> 00:18:48,956 about the Frenchman who wouldn't eat snails? 405 00:18:49,045 --> 00:18:52,005 He preferred fast food. [laughing] 406 00:18:52,090 --> 00:18:54,510 That one really tickles me. 407 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,052 [clears throat] 408 00:18:56,136 --> 00:18:58,176 Well, you'll love this one. Ah-hyuck! 409 00:18:58,263 --> 00:19:00,103 What's the difference between an elephant 410 00:19:00,181 --> 00:19:01,811 and my best friend Pete? 411 00:19:02,517 --> 00:19:05,187 About 10 pounds. Ah-hyuck! 412 00:19:08,982 --> 00:19:10,482 Don't you get it? 413 00:19:11,192 --> 00:19:13,652 Hey! What's the-- Whoa! 414 00:19:14,571 --> 00:19:15,701 Hey! Watch it! 415 00:19:15,780 --> 00:19:17,120 [shouting] 416 00:19:20,618 --> 00:19:22,408 Comedy's not their thing. 417 00:19:23,079 --> 00:19:24,159 Ya find the boys? 418 00:19:24,247 --> 00:19:25,827 -[P.J.] Help! Anybody! -[Max] We're in here! 419 00:19:25,915 --> 00:19:27,875 -Let me out of here. Come on. -Let us out! 420 00:19:28,293 --> 00:19:30,463 Now, that's what I call a costume. 421 00:19:30,545 --> 00:19:32,375 [Max] We're locked in! 422 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:34,968 [Goofy] Hey! Take it easy! 423 00:19:35,050 --> 00:19:37,590 [Pete] Keep them entertained while I get the boys out! 424 00:19:37,969 --> 00:19:40,509 Ah-hyuck! I'm back! 425 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:43,477 Ah-hyuck! You care to see some dancing? 426 00:19:43,558 --> 00:19:44,638 Ah-hyuck! 427 00:19:44,726 --> 00:19:47,596 [vocalizes] 428 00:19:48,021 --> 00:19:49,271 Not bad, huh? 429 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:54,283 Whoa! Ah-hyuck! You missed me! 430 00:19:54,361 --> 00:19:57,701 Ohh! Stop! No fair! Whoa! 431 00:19:58,782 --> 00:20:00,622 -[thuds] -[grunts] 432 00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,040 [groaning] 433 00:20:03,828 --> 00:20:04,698 Now? 434 00:20:04,788 --> 00:20:07,418 Not yet. Go on back out there! 435 00:20:07,707 --> 00:20:08,537 Shucks! 436 00:20:13,004 --> 00:20:14,924 [gulping noisily] 437 00:20:15,006 --> 00:20:16,926 [gagging] 438 00:20:21,262 --> 00:20:23,852 Whoa! [straining] 439 00:20:29,062 --> 00:20:30,062 Whoa! 440 00:20:30,647 --> 00:20:31,727 [screams] 441 00:20:31,815 --> 00:20:33,975 [crowd laughs] 442 00:20:35,151 --> 00:20:36,151 [shouts] 443 00:20:37,070 --> 00:20:40,240 Ladies and gents, the Goof Troop. 444 00:20:40,323 --> 00:20:42,993 [cheering, applause] 445 00:20:47,163 --> 00:20:48,583 [gulps] 446 00:20:48,790 --> 00:20:51,540 [crowd boos] 447 00:20:51,626 --> 00:20:52,956 Go for it, Maxie. 448 00:20:56,131 --> 00:20:58,551 Forget to plug him in. Ah-hyuck! 449 00:20:58,800 --> 00:20:59,880 Hit it, Maxie! 450 00:21:02,595 --> 00:21:05,265 [hysterical cheers] 451 00:21:07,392 --> 00:21:10,772 You boys were phenomenal! A hit! I'll-- [chuckles] 452 00:21:10,854 --> 00:21:13,444 I mean-- [chuckles] We'll make millions! 453 00:21:13,523 --> 00:21:15,443 Not with the Goof Troop you won't. 454 00:21:15,775 --> 00:21:17,395 Yeah, we're retiring. 455 00:21:17,485 --> 00:21:19,565 But you can't! I discovered you! 456 00:21:19,654 --> 00:21:21,204 You owe me for all I've done for you! 457 00:21:22,532 --> 00:21:25,952 All we owe you is a trip to intensive care! 458 00:21:26,036 --> 00:21:27,116 No, Dad! Wait! 459 00:21:27,370 --> 00:21:29,210 Yeah, Mr. P, we're already hitting him 460 00:21:29,289 --> 00:21:31,459 where it hurts the most-- His wallet! 461 00:21:31,541 --> 00:21:33,921 Well, you're right, 462 00:21:34,002 --> 00:21:36,922 but I wish he was wearing his wallet on his face! 463 00:21:37,005 --> 00:21:39,665 [sighs] Well, they all can't be as dumb as they look. 464 00:21:41,134 --> 00:21:43,514 [chuckles] Boy, I'm glad that's over. 465 00:21:43,595 --> 00:21:46,885 Yeah. The closest I ever want to be to a concert again 466 00:21:46,973 --> 00:21:47,973 is in the audience. 467 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:49,978 Oh, I don't know. 468 00:21:50,060 --> 00:21:52,940 I kinda liked it up there on stage in the spotlight. 469 00:21:53,021 --> 00:21:55,821 Hey! What do ya think of me going solo? 470 00:21:55,899 --> 00:21:58,319 In some of them tight sequined pants, 471 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:00,201 with electric rhinestonees 472 00:22:00,278 --> 00:22:01,908 and a strobe string tie. 473 00:22:01,988 --> 00:22:04,318 Wait! What're you doing? 474 00:22:04,407 --> 00:22:06,237 Aren't we gonna talk to the Colonel? 475 00:22:06,326 --> 00:22:07,446 Maxie! Pete! 476 00:22:07,619 --> 00:22:09,659 Careful of the ukulele! 477 00:22:11,247 --> 00:22:12,497 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 478 00:22:12,582 --> 00:22:14,542 [theme music playing] 479 00:22:39,442 --> 00:22:40,282 Yeah!