AH-HYUCK.
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES!
♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
GAWRSH. ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
[RATTLING]
SOUNDS LIKE MICE.
[MICE? ROWR!]
HUH?
GAWRSH!
GIANT MICE.
WHERE DO ROCKS GO?
ROCKS CAN TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES.
SHH!
OUCHEY!
THESE MICE ARE TOUGH.
[PJ] UH, HI, MR. G.
WHY THE TEN-GALLON HAT, POP? IS IT RAINING?
SHH! Mice.
What are you boys doing out here anyway?
We're getting stuff to recycle.
I'll help you.
HERE'S A ROCK.
THANKS, POP.
[CLATTER]
HOW'S A GUY SUPPOSED TO RELAX WITH THAT RACKET?
OH, CHILL OUT, PETE.
IT SOUNDS LIKE THEY'RE HAVING FUN.
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!
WHY DON'T YOU GO AND HAVE SOME FUN, TOO, HUH, DADDY?
WHY NOT? WHY DON'T YOU GO HAVE SOME FUN, HUH?
THAT'S A GOOD IDEA, PUMPKIN.
I'LL GO SHUT THOSE GOOFS UP.
THAT OUGHT TO BE REAL FUN! HA HA HA HA HA HA!
STEALING MY GARBAGE, EH?
W-WE'RE RECYCLING, SIR.
LOOKS LIKE STEALING TO ME.
NO. YOU GOT IT WRONG, PETE.
THE BOYS HEARD ABOUT RECYCLING AT SCHOOL.
NOTHING LIKE GIVING BACK TO MOTHER EARTH, HUH, PETEY BOY?
AS LONG AS THERE'S MONEY IN IT, YOU GOOF.
THIS IS MY GARBAGE, SEE?
AH-HYUCK! THAT'S THE SPIRIT, PETEY BOY!
COME ON, BOYS, LET'S CHECK OUT THE NEIGHBORHOOD
FOR MORE STUFF. [BOYS] ALL RIGHT!
WAIT A MINUTE, PJ.
WHAT DO YOU SAY WE MAKE A GAME OUT OF THIS, SON?
LET'S SEE WHO CAN GET MORE MONEY--
UH, RECYCLABLE TRASH-- US OR THE GOOFS.
WHAT DO YOU SAY, SONNY BOY? HUH?
FUN WITH DAD? HA HA HA!
HA HA HA. SURE, SIR.
WELL, GUESS IT'S YOU AND ME, MAXIE.
YEAH. I BET WE CAN GET MORE STUFF THAN THEY DO.
THERE'S ONE.
THIS IS JUST LIKE TREASURE HUNTING.
THIS MAKES SIX CANS IN THE LAST BLOCK.
THAT'S WHAT I CALL GOOD MILEAGE.
OR IS THAT BLOCKAGE? AH-HYUCK!
YEAH, BLOCKAGE OF THE BRAIN, AH-HYUCK.
SAY, GOOFER, WANT TO MAKE A BUNDLE ON SCRAP IRON?
YOU BET, PETEY.
THEN RECYCLE THAT HEAP YOU CALL A JALOPY.
HA HA HA HA HA! [COUGHING]
HA HA! WE GOT YOU BEAT, MAX!
NO WAY, PETE-STER!
COME ON, MAXIE.
LET'S SHOW THEM TWO HOW TO BRING HOME GARBAGE.
I'M WITH YOU, POP.
NOBODY OUT-TRASHES US. RIGHT, MAXIE?
YOU SAID IT, DAD. WE'RE GARBAGE GONZOS.
AW, SORRY, GOOFSTER.
NOT! HA HA HA HA HA!
WHY, THAT SUNDAY DRIVER.
REMEMBER, HE WHO LAUGHS LAST, LAUGHS, UH...
A LOT. AH-HYUCK! I ALWAYS SAY.
I NEVER HEARD YOU SAY THAT, POP.
I JUST DID, MAXIE BOY. PAY ATTENTION.
WAIT'LL PETE AND PJ SEE THIS.
[TRUCK HORN HONKS]
LOOKS LIKE THEY ALREADY GOT A LOAD.
THE MOTHER LODE.
HEY, GOOF LIPS.
GREAT IDEA ABOUT GOING THROUGH TRASH.
KIND OF IMPROVED YOUR LANDSCAPE, TOO.
HA HA HA HA!
WELL, LIKE I ALWAYS SAY,
IF YOU'RE YOU DO SOMETHING, DO IT BIG.
LOOK AT ALL THE TOYS!
AH-AH-AH-AH, PISTOL. THEY'RE DADDY'S TOYS.
AND IF HE DOESN'T PICK THEM UP,
HE'LL BE SLEEPING IN CHAINSAW'S DOGHOUSE TONIGHT.
OPEN THE GARAGE DOOR, MAXIE.
WE'VE GOT US SOME MODDY-FICATIONS TO MAKE.
[ROWR]
OPERATION GOOFY GARBAGE UNDERWAY.
COOL!
[CAR HORN HONKS]
YOU AND ME, PETEY, TRUCKO A TRUCKO.
GIVE IT UP, GOOFER.
WHEN IT COMES TO TRASH, I'M KING OF THE HILL.
HEY. IT'S OURS.
FORGET IT.
MINE, MINE, MINE.
THINK AGAIN, PETEY BOY.
HANDS OFF, YOU SPUD.
[CHEEVERS] AH, MONSIEUR FARNSWORTH,
TWO TRASH MEN AND THEIR YOUNG APPRENTICES
ARE FIGHTING OVER YOUR DISCARDS.
WILL YOU STOP LAYING AROUND AND HELP ME ALREADY?
[SIGH] HELP YOU WHAT, SIR?
I CAN'T FIND MY 24-KARAT GOLD BABY BOOTIES,
YOU--YOU--YOU YOU SERVANT, YOU.
ARE THOSE THE 24-KARAT GOLD BABY BOOTIES
YOU LEFT SITTING AROUND
WHEN YOU TOLD ME TO CLEAN UP THIS PIGSTY?
YOU THREW THEM OUT?
GET THEM BACK NOW OR SOONER, EVEN,
OR I'LL GIVE YOU SUCH A PINCH.
NO. STOP, MONSIEUR!
PLEASE DON'T TAKE OUR TRASH AWAY!
PINCH, PINCH, PINCH.
OOH, I HATE THIS.
[HUMMING]
OH, A WISE GUY, HUH?
THIS WILL KEEP HIS NOZZLE OUT OF MY BUSINESS.
AH-HYUCK!
HUH?
ALL RIGHT, NO MORE MR. NICE GUY.
YOU GOT TO HAND IT TO OLD PETE.
ONCE HE STICKS HIS MIND TO SOMETHING,
IT'S STUCK. AH-HYUCK!
BATTER UP. AH-HYUCK!
COME ON, PETEY BOY.
OVER THE PLATE.
AND IT'S OUT OF HERE!
HUH? HEY!
THE CROWD GOES WILD!
THAT WAS A LUCKY HIT.
INSIDE, JUST THE WAY I LIKE THEM. AH-HYUCK!
THEN THAT'S JUST THE WAY YOU'LL GET THEM.
I'LL TAKE YOU OUT OF THE BALLGAME, BABE GOOF.
I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A DESIGNATED HIT.
ATTABOY! RIGHT OUT OF THE PARK!
COME ON, DAD, STRIKE THIS BUM, ER, MR. G, SIR, OUT.
HUH?
W-W-WHOA!
HOME RUN. AH-HYUCK!
[BLOWS WHISTLE]
TIME OUT!
GAME'S CALLED ON ACCOUNT OF MOM.
TAKE OUT THE TRASH...NOW.
FIRST THING IN THE MORNING, POPSICLE FACE.
6 A.M. SHARP.
564, 565--
DADDY, DADDY, I WANT TO HELP!
FIVE HUNDRED, UH...
NOT NOW, SWEETUMS, DADDY'S COUNTING.
AND NOW HE HAS TO START ALL OVER, YOU LITTLE...
BOY, I WISH I COULD JUST...
ONE, TWO--
[DOORBELL RINGS]
CLOSE YOUR EARS. DADDY'S GOING TO YELL.
OH, GOODY.
WHATEVER YOU'RE SELLING, WE DON'T WANT ANY!
[CRASH]
THAT OUGHT TO HOLD THAT SPUD.
WHAT THE...
OH, PLEASE. PLEASE.
I THREW OUT MY EMPLOYER'S PAIR
OF 24-KARAT GOLD BABY BOOTIES.
I MUST HAVE THEM BACK.
WELL, THAT'S TOUGH TRASH, BUDDY,
BECAUSE THEY ARE MINE NOW.
YEOW.
AH, THAT FELT GOOD.
THERE'S A BIG REWARD.
REWARD?
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO, PAL?
NOW, WHAT'S THAT ABOUT ONE MAN'S TRASH
BEING ANOTHER MAN'S TREASURE?
OH! NO 24-KARAT GOLD BABY BOOTIES.
I'VE BEEN CHEATED, I'VE BEEN ROBBED, I'VE BEEN--
HEY, MY TREASURE'S IN ANOTHER MAN'S TRASH.
HA HA HA.
PJ, GET MAX. I WANT TO TALK AT THE GOOF.
B-BUT I THOUGHT WE WEREN'T TALKING TO HIM.
I'LL DO THE NOT-TALKING AROUND HERE.
YOU JUST GO GET MAX.
PSST, MAX.
WHAT DO YOU WANT?
MY DAD WANTS TO TALK TO YOUR DAD.
POP, IT'S MR. PETE.
SINCE I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU-KNOW-WHATSA-WHOOIE,
ASK HIM WHAT HE WANTS.
WHAT'S YOUR POP WANT?
WELL, I WANT TO APOLOGIZE
FOR BEING SO GREEDY AND MEAN AND--AND...
HE SAYS HE'S SORRY.
HE'S SORRY FOR BEING HIMSELF, POP.
WELL, I'LL HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.
PJ, TELL MAX TO TELL EINSTEIN IN THERE
THAT I BROUGHT HIM SOMETHING AS A TOKEN OF MY EXTREME.
HERE'S SOME TRASH FOR YOUR DAD, MAX.
GAWRSH! FOR ME?
AIN'T THAT SWEET OF PETEY?
AH-HYUCK!
YEAH, POP. SWEET.
HERE. THIS IS FOR PETE, MY OLD BUDDY NEIGHBOR.
RIGHT.
AW, FOR MOI?
YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, GOOFER.
WHAT A NEIGHBOR.
BYE, GOT TO GO.
HEH HEH HEH.
EASY AS TAKING CANDY FROM A BABY...
AND ALMOST AS FUN.
OH, DRAT. NO BOOTIES.
WELL, THERE'S MORE WHERE THIS CAME FROM.
PASS IT OVER, PJ.
[PJ] INCOMING.
AW, NEIGHBOR OF MINE.
AH-HYUCK! HERE, THIS IS FOR PETE.
[MAX] OUTGOING.
FOR ME? AW, YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE, GOOF.
BYE.
GAWRSH! MAXIE, TAKE THAT FOR PETE.
AW, IT'S GOING TO TAKE ME FOREVER
TO GET THOSE 24-KARAT GOLD BABY BOOTIES.
PETE, I MUST STILL BE DREAMING.
IT'S ALMOST 6 A.M.
I'D BETTER HAVE MY COFFEE SO WHEN I'M TRULY AWAKE
I WON'T SEE TRASH IN MY YARD.
WHEN WE TURN THIS STUFF IN, WE'LL BE RICHER THAN RICH.
YOU GOT THAT RIGHT.
SAY, WHERE'S PETEY BOY?
THEY GOT TO BE HERE SOMEWHERE. AFTER ALL, I--
NO, I HAVEN'T FOUND THE 24-KARAT GOLD BOOTIES YET.
BUT I GOT THE TRASH.
PLEASE HURRY.
ALL RIGHT, GOOFER, LET HER DOWN.
EASY NOW.
OKEY-DOKEY!
HMM, DOWN. LET'S SEE HERE.
TRY THIS ONE, MR. G.
OKEY-DOKE.
TRASH AWAY, PETEY BOY!
OH, I HATE THIS.
THAT NO-GOOD, TRASH-GRABBING GOOFINHEIMER.
SAY, GOOFY, OLD PAL, WHY DON'T YOU DRIVE, HMM?
YOU'RE GOING TO LET ME DRIVE YOUR BOAT? GAWRSH!
WHY, SURE, CAPTAIN GOOFY.
BESIDES, SOMEONE SHOULD RIDE BACK WITH THE GARBAGE.
OKEY-DOKEY.
CAPTAIN GOOFY. I LIKE THE SOUND OF THAT.
WOW. LOOKS LIKE A STORM.
YEAH. I DON'T LIKE THE LOOKS OF THIS.
HAH! DON'T BE LANDLUBBERS.
A LITTLE ROUGH WEATHER NEVER HURT NOBODY.
PEOPLE ON THE TITANIC
WILL BE GLAD TO HEAR THAT.
BETTER TAKE IT EASY, POP.
AYE, AYE. BYE-BYE. AH-HYUCK!
AS SOON AS I FIND A PLANK,
THAT GOOF'S GOING FOR A STROLL.
NIGHT SURE COMES QUICK ON A RIVER. AH-HYUCK!
[MAX] IT'S NOT NIGHT. IT'S THE STORM.
HERE, BOYS. THESE WILL KEEP THE RAIN OFF YOUR NOGGINS.
HEY, WHAT'S GOING--
WHOA! WHOA!
HEAD FOR SHORE! HEAD FOR SHORE!
WHAT'D HE SAY?
GIVE IT MORE! GIVE IT MORE!
[GOOFY] SURE, WE'LL OUTRUN THE STORM.
GOOD THING PETE'S SO NAUTICAL.
YOU'RE HEADING OUT TO SEA, YOU IDIOT.
NO, NO, NO!
WHAT'S HE SAYING NOW?
GO, GO, GO! GO, GO, GO!
[GOOFY] GOING, GOING...
AH-HYUCK! GONE.
[PETE] WHOOOA...AAH!
[GOOFY] GANGWAY! [PETE] WHOA HO AAH!
LOOK OUT!
OH, OH, OH, OH, AAH!
[GOOFY] TAKE THE WHEEL, BOYS.
I'LL GO HELP PETEY.
H-HANG ON, PETEY. DON'T WORRY.
STOP! IT TICKLES!
DON'T WORRY, PETE.
ALL YOU NEED IS SOME ARTIFICIAL RECREATION.
GRRR!
GAWRSH!
LOOKY.
GOTCHA, MAXIE BOY.
MY BOY!
MY BOAT!
[PETE] MY BOOTIES!
I DIDN'T COME THIS FAR
TO LET MY FORTUNE FLOUNDER.
HEY, EASY THERE, PETE-STER.
GET THE TRASH. GET THE TRASH.
HE SOUNDS LIKE MOM ON TRASH DAY.
GOOD THINKING. WE'LL LASH THE TRASH TO THE BARGE.
COME ON, BABY.
DADDY NEEDS A NEW PAIR OF SHOES.
[GOOFY] SORRY ABOUT YOUR SPEEDBOAT, PETE.
AW, WHAT'S A TREMENDOUSLY EXPENSIVE SPEEDBOAT
BETWEEN FRIENDS?
ALL'S SWELL THAT ENDS SWELL. AH-HYUCK!
NOW LET'S SEE ABOUT GETTING THIS TUB MOVING.
LET'S MAKE A SAIL.
NOW YOU'RE TALKING.
[GOOFY] HEAVING...
[PJ AND MAX] HO.
HEAVING...
HO.
YAHOO! YAY!
COME TO PAPA, LITTLE SHOESIES.
COME BACK. I HAVEN'T SEARCHED YOU YET.
I'LL GET IT, PETEY BOY.
OH-HOY! HA-HA-HA-HOW!
WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO? LASSO HIM.
HELP! HELP!
DON'T HELP! DON'T HELP!
WHOA! WHOA!
AAH-HO-HO-HO!
POP! LET GO OF THE ROPE!
GAWRSH! NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
I GOT HIM. HE'S HEAVY.
THANKS, BOYS.
WHOA! WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN NEXT?
[WOOD BREAKING]
YOU HAD TO ASK.
I GOT IT.
UH-OH.
DOUBLE UH-OH.
AS LONG AS WE GOT FINGERS AND TOESIES,
WE'RE GOING TO BE OKEY-DOKEY, BOYS.
I'M RUNNING OUT OF PLUGS.
SAVE THE TRASH.
MAKE YOURSELF USEFUL.
HEY!
LET ME GO, YOU GOOF!
EASY, PETE. GET HOLD OF YOURSELF.
YOU'RE HISTORICAL.
OOPSIE.
YOU HAD THEM ALL ALONG?
AH-HYUCK! FOUND THEM IN THAT RICH FELLER'S TRASH.
KINDA PRETTY, AREN'T THEY?
HERE. YOU HAVE THEM, PETE.
OLD BUDDY, OLD NEIGHBOR.
GEE, THEY AREN'T EVEN HIS SIZE. AH-HYUCK!
TALK ABOUT RECYCLING. AH-HYUCK!
WITH THE MONEY I'M GONNA GET FOR THESE BABIES,
I'LL BE ABLE TO BUY A NEW BOAT.
NO, NO, NO, TWO NEW BOATS.
TWO NEW BOATS, A ROLLS ROYCE, AND A BRAND-NEW CAR.
DID YOU SAY MONEY FOR THE SHOES, SIR?
MONEY? WHO SAID MONEY?
FOR THE SHOES, MR. PETE.
THE SHOES THAT MY POP FOUND.
OOH, UH, I DIDN'T...OH, HO-HO.
LOOKY THERE. PETE'S SO HAPPY, HE'S AT A LOSS FOR WORDS.
MAKES YOU FEEL ALL WARM INSIDE, DON'T IT?
WE'RE RICH! WE'RE RICH!
HA HA. TWO HAPPENING, RICH DUDES WITH MONEY.
[GOOFY] YEP. WE GOT MONEY FOR RECYCLING.
AH-HYUCK! AND A BIG REWARD FOR TURNING IN
SOME 24-KARAT GOLD BABY BOOTIES
TO A GUY IN A PRISSY SHIRT.
JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU, I'M TOP OF THE HEAP.
[PETE] HA HA HA HA!
OH! LOTS OF MONEY, MY LITTLE TRASH BIN?
OH, GOOD, 'CAUSE THESE BILLS CAME WHILE YOU WERE GONE.
TRUCK, TRAILER RENTALS, TRAFFIC TICKETS.
OH, AND DON'T FORGET YOUR SPEEDBOAT, PETEY.
SANK LIKE A ROCK. AH-HYUCK!
[SOBBING]
AW. THERE, THERE, OLD BUDDY.
THERE'S PLENTY OF TRASH TO GO AROUND.
MINE. MINE. MINE.
MINE.
WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT. AH-HYUCK!
HERE WE GO AGAIN.
HA HA! BET WE OUT-TRASH YOU.
NO WAY, DUDE.