1 00:00:01,167 --> 00:00:02,837 AH-HYUCK! 2 00:00:02,836 --> 00:00:04,586 ♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪ 3 00:00:04,587 --> 00:00:06,507 ♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪ 4 00:00:06,506 --> 00:00:09,506 - ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ - YES! 5 00:00:09,509 --> 00:00:11,549 ♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪ 6 00:00:11,553 --> 00:00:14,563 - ♪ YEAH ♪ - ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 7 00:00:14,556 --> 00:00:16,596 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪ 8 00:00:16,599 --> 00:00:19,889 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪ 9 00:00:19,894 --> 00:00:22,114 - ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ - AAH! 10 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,015 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 11 00:00:24,024 --> 00:00:26,194 ♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 12 00:00:26,192 --> 00:00:27,742 ♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 13 00:00:27,736 --> 00:00:29,356 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 14 00:00:29,362 --> 00:00:33,032 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 15 00:00:33,033 --> 00:00:35,373 ♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 16 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:39,498 ♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪ 17 00:00:39,497 --> 00:00:42,457 - ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ - ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 18 00:00:42,459 --> 00:00:45,549 ♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 19 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:47,545 - GAWRSH! - ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 20 00:00:47,547 --> 00:00:51,427 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 21 00:00:51,426 --> 00:00:53,886 ♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪ 22 00:00:53,887 --> 00:00:55,557 ♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪ 23 00:00:55,555 --> 00:00:56,925 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 24 00:00:56,931 --> 00:00:58,601 ♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪ 25 00:00:58,600 --> 00:00:59,730 YEAH! 26 00:01:04,981 --> 00:01:08,491 PHEW! NOTHIN' LIKE A NICE, COLD SODIE-POP 27 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,815 IN A BIG GLASS OF ICE. 28 00:01:12,405 --> 00:01:14,865 WHOAAAAH! 29 00:01:17,077 --> 00:01:18,697 COME TO DADDY. 30 00:01:22,749 --> 00:01:25,669 GOTCHA! NOW FOR SOME ICY CUBES. 31 00:01:26,753 --> 00:01:29,463 BETTER BE CAREFUL. 32 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:36,353 [GRUNTS] 33 00:01:38,640 --> 00:01:41,140 [STRAINING] 34 00:01:42,268 --> 00:01:44,518 PHEW! 35 00:01:44,521 --> 00:01:46,151 [CLATTERING] 36 00:01:50,360 --> 00:01:51,650 GAWRSH! 37 00:01:51,653 --> 00:01:52,823 HUH? EMPTY? 38 00:01:52,821 --> 00:01:54,321 MAX! 39 00:01:54,322 --> 00:01:57,742 ONCE AGAIN, INCHES AWAY FROM A CLEAN GETAWAY. 40 00:01:57,742 --> 00:02:01,502 MAX, DID YOU PUT THESE ICE TRAYS IN THE FREEZER EMPTY? 41 00:02:01,496 --> 00:02:03,826 EMPTY? THEY'RE NOT EMPTY. 42 00:02:03,832 --> 00:02:07,632 ERRRGGGH! 43 00:02:07,627 --> 00:02:08,497 SEE? 44 00:02:08,503 --> 00:02:10,383 COME WITH ME, MAXIE. 45 00:02:10,380 --> 00:02:13,130 WHAT'S THE BIG DEAL, DAD? IT'S ONLY ICE. 46 00:02:13,133 --> 00:02:15,303 MAX, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TAKE 47 00:02:15,301 --> 00:02:17,681 YOUR RESPONSIBILITIES MORE SERIOUSLY, 48 00:02:17,679 --> 00:02:19,389 EVEN THE ITSY-BITSY ONES. 49 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,389 IT'S ALL HERE IN THE FAMILY ALBUM. 50 00:02:21,391 --> 00:02:24,021 OHH! THE ALBUM! WAIT, POP! 51 00:02:24,019 --> 00:02:26,059 SERIOUSLY! I'M NOT WORTH THE TROUBLE. 52 00:02:26,062 --> 00:02:27,902 OH, IT'S NO TROUBLE, SON. 53 00:02:27,897 --> 00:02:31,567 - NOW, JUST HAVE A SEAT, MAXIE. - SWELL. 54 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:34,778 HERE'S YOUR GREAT-UNCLE ELIOT GOOF, 55 00:02:34,779 --> 00:02:38,529 THE GREATEST CRIME BUSTER OF THE EARLY 20TH CENTURY. 56 00:02:38,533 --> 00:02:40,623 WHO'S THIS? 57 00:02:43,496 --> 00:02:48,706 EVEN AS A CHILD, ELIOT GOOF SAW HIMSELF AS A BLAZING BEACON OF JUSTICE. 58 00:02:48,710 --> 00:02:51,050 [HORN HONKS] 59 00:02:52,213 --> 00:02:56,843 [WHISTLE BLOWS] 60 00:02:56,843 --> 00:02:58,263 UNFORTUNATELY, EVERYONE ELSE 61 00:02:58,261 --> 00:03:00,061 SAW HIM AS A DIM BULB. 62 00:03:00,055 --> 00:03:01,675 YOU CAN CROSS NOW. 63 00:03:02,891 --> 00:03:05,731 HA HA! NO WAY. 64 00:03:05,727 --> 00:03:07,437 I WANNA LIVE TO BE 6. 65 00:03:11,733 --> 00:03:13,783 UH, KEEP MOVIN'. 66 00:03:13,777 --> 00:03:16,147 HEY, COPPER. 67 00:03:16,154 --> 00:03:18,574 WHAT'S SHAKIN'? HA HA! 68 00:03:18,573 --> 00:03:20,083 UH, NOTHIN'. 69 00:03:20,075 --> 00:03:23,535 - CHECK AGAIN, OFFICER. - HA HA HA! 70 00:03:28,500 --> 00:03:30,420 [GASP] 71 00:03:31,878 --> 00:03:34,708 THERE OUGHT TO BE A LAW 72 00:03:34,714 --> 00:03:36,634 AGAINST TROUBLEMAKERS LIKE YOU. 73 00:03:45,725 --> 00:03:48,055 [CRIES OUT] 74 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:49,981 - [LAUGHING] - [SHOUTING] 75 00:03:55,151 --> 00:03:57,451 [STRAINING] 76 00:03:57,445 --> 00:04:00,025 WHAT A GOOF. 77 00:04:00,031 --> 00:04:01,281 WAIT! GET ME DOWN FROM HERE! 78 00:04:01,282 --> 00:04:04,412 SOMEBODY, HELP! 79 00:04:04,411 --> 00:04:06,001 THOUGH HIS PRIDE WAS BRUISED, 80 00:04:05,995 --> 00:04:08,075 ELIOT GOOF FELT A RESPONSIBILITY 81 00:04:08,081 --> 00:04:10,171 TO PROMOTE SAFETY AND JUSTICE 82 00:04:10,166 --> 00:04:13,626 THAT COULD SURVIVE PUNCTURE WOUNDS AND TOTAL HUMILIATION. 83 00:04:13,628 --> 00:04:15,258 UH, YEAH. RIGHT, DAD. 84 00:04:15,255 --> 00:04:17,835 BE MORE RESPONSIBLE. I GOT IT. SEE YA! 85 00:04:17,841 --> 00:04:19,181 - HOLD IT! - WHOA! 86 00:04:19,175 --> 00:04:21,505 I DON'T WANT YOU TO MISS THE GOOD STUFF. 87 00:04:21,511 --> 00:04:23,181 SWELL. 88 00:04:25,306 --> 00:04:27,306 CHICAGO, 1929-- 89 00:04:27,308 --> 00:04:30,098 A CITY SWELTERS IN A PLAGUE OF UNCHECKED CRIME. 90 00:04:39,237 --> 00:04:41,157 HUH? 91 00:04:41,156 --> 00:04:43,026 SADLY, OUR HERO ELIOT GOOF 92 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:46,753 CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AS BINGO REFEREE. 93 00:04:46,745 --> 00:04:50,455 [BALLS CLATTERING] 94 00:04:50,457 --> 00:04:52,827 B-52. 95 00:04:57,797 --> 00:05:00,837 ELIOT GOOF REPORTING FOR DUTY, SIR. 96 00:05:00,842 --> 00:05:02,722 UH, SORRY, GOOF. 97 00:05:02,719 --> 00:05:04,139 THE POSITION'S BEEN FILLED. 98 00:05:08,350 --> 00:05:09,890 BUT, HEY, MAYBE YOU COULD GET SOME ICE 99 00:05:09,893 --> 00:05:11,983 FOR THIS LUKEWARM SODA. 100 00:05:11,978 --> 00:05:15,728 LOOKS LIKE YOU'VE GOT A JOB AFTER ALL. 101 00:05:19,235 --> 00:05:21,525 THE ICEMAN COMETH! 102 00:05:21,529 --> 00:05:22,859 AH-HYUCK! 103 00:05:26,993 --> 00:05:28,663 [WHISPERING] 104 00:05:30,955 --> 00:05:33,625 DRIVE SAFELY! AH-HYUCK! 105 00:05:35,710 --> 00:05:37,500 [ELIOT GOOF] GAWRSH. 106 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:41,594 PARDON ME. DID YOU SEE SOME BANK ROBBERS DRIVE THROUGH HERE? 107 00:05:43,593 --> 00:05:47,393 NOPE, ALL I'VE SEEN IS A COUPLE OF MASKED MEN WITH PILES OF MONEYBAGS 108 00:05:47,389 --> 00:05:48,389 WANTING TO GET OUT OF TOWN. 109 00:05:48,390 --> 00:05:51,230 WELL, THANKS ANYWAY. 110 00:05:51,226 --> 00:05:53,266 [NEIGH] 111 00:05:53,269 --> 00:05:54,769 THE WILLINGNESS TO SERVE 112 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:56,441 WAS NEVER FAR FROM GOOF'S HEART, 113 00:05:56,439 --> 00:06:01,109 BUT WAS ALWAYS WAY TOO FAR FROM HIS BRAIN. 114 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,572 MEANWHILE, THE CITY WAS IN THE TIGHT GRIPS 115 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:08,702 OF A POWERFUL ORGANIZED CRIME RING LED BY FRANK NUTTI, 116 00:06:08,702 --> 00:06:11,372 WHO WAS ONCE LED BY DEREK THE DWARF 117 00:06:11,371 --> 00:06:14,371 UNTIL HE WAS FILLED WITH LEAD BY PEG DOLL, 118 00:06:14,374 --> 00:06:16,794 WHO IS NOW THE BRAINS OF THE OPERATION. 119 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:22,474 HA! I WILL NEVER TELL. 120 00:06:23,550 --> 00:06:26,300 [GENERATOR POWERS DOWN] 121 00:06:26,302 --> 00:06:29,932 - [LEVER CLACKS] - SPILL THE COLA BEANS, FRENCHY. 122 00:06:29,931 --> 00:06:31,391 NO, NO, AND NO. 123 00:06:31,391 --> 00:06:34,271 I WANT THE RECIPE TOUT DE SUITE. 124 00:06:34,269 --> 00:06:37,269 [GASPS] FIRST WE MEASURE 2 LITERS PHOSPHORIC ACID. 125 00:06:37,272 --> 00:06:39,322 BRING TO A BOIL WITH SEVERAL POUNDS OF SUGAR. 126 00:06:39,315 --> 00:06:43,485 ADD POTASSIUM BENZOATE, GLYCERIN-BAKED COCA LEAVES. 127 00:06:43,486 --> 00:06:45,906 CARBONATE TO ARTIFICIAL PERFECTION. VOILA! 128 00:06:45,905 --> 00:06:48,945 C'EST CREME COLA DE CALAMITE. MAGNIFIQUE! 129 00:06:48,950 --> 00:06:50,450 [SIGHS] 130 00:06:55,540 --> 00:06:58,840 MERCI, HENRI! LET'S GO, DOLL. 131 00:06:58,835 --> 00:07:04,585 - OOH! THAT'S MY KIND O' WOMAN. - COME OUT WITH YOUR HANDS UP! 132 00:07:04,591 --> 00:07:07,341 STATE YOUR NAME AND OCCUPATION! 133 00:07:07,344 --> 00:07:10,144 THE NAME'S FRANK NUTTI. 134 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:13,018 OCCUPATION... NICE GUY. 135 00:07:13,016 --> 00:07:17,146 FRANK NUTTI? MEN, RETREAT! 136 00:07:17,145 --> 00:07:20,315 IN THIS TOWN, NOBODY STOOD IN FRANK NUTTI'S WAY, 137 00:07:20,315 --> 00:07:23,185 LEAST OF ALL, THE POLICE. 138 00:07:23,193 --> 00:07:25,783 CITY HALL-- WHERE JUSTICE LIVES 139 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:28,819 AS THE CHANCE BY-PRODUCT OF POLITICS. 140 00:07:28,823 --> 00:07:31,743 EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! 141 00:07:31,743 --> 00:07:36,083 MOBSTERS GET AWAY WITH MURDER AS MAYOR TWIDDLES THUMBS! 142 00:07:36,081 --> 00:07:40,041 HOW'S THE RE-ELECTION CAMPAIGN GOING, MAYOR? 143 00:07:40,043 --> 00:07:43,383 HMM. CUTE KID. 144 00:07:43,380 --> 00:07:45,800 HERE. CATCH. 145 00:07:45,799 --> 00:07:48,799 - [CRIES OUT] - [CRASHING] 146 00:07:48,802 --> 00:07:51,552 AH, THE MIRACLE OF YOUTH. 147 00:07:53,306 --> 00:07:56,346 I'LL NEVER BE RE-ELECTED AT THIS RATE. 148 00:07:56,351 --> 00:07:58,231 - GIVE ME THE FBI. - [PHONE RINGS] 149 00:07:58,228 --> 00:07:59,688 FBI. 150 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:01,398 CHICAGO MAYOR BABA HERE. 151 00:08:01,398 --> 00:08:04,068 I NEED A MAN TO CLEAN UP THIS TOWN. 152 00:08:04,067 --> 00:08:05,397 - IT'S FOR YOU. - NO WAY, JOSE. 153 00:08:05,402 --> 00:08:07,202 - IT'S FOR YOU. - UH-UH. 154 00:08:07,195 --> 00:08:09,695 - NO WAY, JOSE. YOU TOUCH IT. - IT'S FOR YOU. 155 00:08:09,698 --> 00:08:12,158 [OVERLAPPING CHATTER] 156 00:08:12,158 --> 00:08:13,868 IT'S FOR YOU, FESTER. 157 00:08:15,036 --> 00:08:16,156 YEAH. FESTER HERE-- 158 00:08:16,162 --> 00:08:17,622 WHOOOOAAAAAAHHHH! 159 00:08:19,582 --> 00:08:21,132 GODFREY! 160 00:08:21,126 --> 00:08:23,036 AHEM. AGENT FESTER NESS 161 00:08:23,044 --> 00:08:25,054 AT YOUR SERVICE, MR. MAYOR. 162 00:08:25,046 --> 00:08:28,166 OH, YOU BOYS DON'T WASTE TIME. 163 00:08:28,174 --> 00:08:29,514 NO, SIR. WE WASTE MONEY. 164 00:08:29,509 --> 00:08:31,009 YOUR MISSION, SON, 165 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:33,761 IS TO PUT FRANK NUTTI BEHIND BARS. 166 00:08:33,763 --> 00:08:38,273 HA HA HA! FRANK NUTTI? 167 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,768 HA HA HA! THAT'S A GOOD ONE. 168 00:08:41,771 --> 00:08:44,771 HIS LATEST PERFIDIOUS DERRING-DO 169 00:08:44,774 --> 00:08:47,444 IS SELLING COUNTERFEIT CALAMITY CREAM COLA. 170 00:08:47,444 --> 00:08:48,534 [GULP] 171 00:08:48,528 --> 00:08:50,068 F-FRANK N-NUTTI? 172 00:08:50,071 --> 00:08:52,411 - GRRRRRR! - AAH! 173 00:08:52,407 --> 00:08:55,117 I SUGGEST YOU GET A PARTNER OR GO UNDERCOVER. 174 00:08:55,118 --> 00:08:58,748 HE'S A TOUGH NUT TO CRACK. 175 00:08:58,747 --> 00:09:00,167 GRRRRRR! 176 00:09:00,165 --> 00:09:01,575 ANY QUESTIONS? 177 00:09:01,583 --> 00:09:02,753 AAAAAGH! 178 00:09:02,751 --> 00:09:05,301 I LIKE THE BOY'S ENTHUSIASM. 179 00:09:05,295 --> 00:09:06,755 [BEEPING] 180 00:09:06,755 --> 00:09:10,465 GODFREY DANIELS, I'VE BEEN BUGGED. 181 00:09:12,260 --> 00:09:15,970 SO, THE MAYOR PUT THE FBI ON US. 182 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:20,982 WE'LL JUST FIND SOMEONE TO ICE THIS FESTER NESS. 183 00:09:20,977 --> 00:09:23,147 [COUGHING] 184 00:09:23,146 --> 00:09:27,276 THIS STUFF TASTES HORRIBLE! 185 00:09:27,275 --> 00:09:28,985 NO. 186 00:09:28,985 --> 00:09:29,895 NO! 187 00:09:29,903 --> 00:09:31,783 NOT THAT! NOT THAT! 188 00:09:31,780 --> 00:09:35,530 [BLOWS LANDING] 189 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:36,663 EWW. 190 00:09:40,121 --> 00:09:42,921 [SNIFFING] 191 00:09:45,585 --> 00:09:48,585 GET! SCRAM, YOU! 192 00:09:48,588 --> 00:09:49,838 ♪♪ [HUMMING TUNE] 193 00:09:49,839 --> 00:09:51,469 [YAPPING] 194 00:09:53,259 --> 00:09:54,589 HEY, THERE, LITTLE FELLA. 195 00:09:54,594 --> 00:09:57,314 WANT A PIECE OF ICE? 196 00:09:57,305 --> 00:10:00,305 [SNARLING] 197 00:10:00,308 --> 00:10:03,648 GAWRSH, A SODIE-POP FACTORY. 198 00:10:03,645 --> 00:10:06,645 TOPEKA! AH-HYUCK! I'M IN BUSINESS. 199 00:10:06,648 --> 00:10:10,528 WHY, THEY'LL BE THRILLED I DROPPED BY. 200 00:10:10,527 --> 00:10:13,357 OH! AAH! OH! AAH! OH! 201 00:10:17,826 --> 00:10:19,656 IT'S A RAID! 202 00:10:21,663 --> 00:10:25,383 - WHOOPSIE! - SAY YOUR PRAYERS, G-MAN. 203 00:10:26,876 --> 00:10:29,626 - [GUNFIRE] - [LAUGHING] 204 00:10:29,629 --> 00:10:32,669 GET SOME OF THIS! [LAUGHING] 205 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:34,724 NO! WAIT! DON'T TOUCH THAT SWITCH! 206 00:10:36,970 --> 00:10:38,140 YOU MEAN THIS ONE? 207 00:10:43,685 --> 00:10:47,145 WHOA! 208 00:10:54,738 --> 00:10:57,488 I JUST CAN'T BELIEVE IT. 209 00:10:57,490 --> 00:11:00,450 HE SURE PUT THE CRUNCH ON THE KING PIN. 210 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:02,412 WHOA! 211 00:11:04,873 --> 00:11:06,833 I'LL JUST BE ON MY WAY NOW. 212 00:11:06,833 --> 00:11:08,883 I DON'T BELIEVE WE'VE MET. 213 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,877 [GULP] 214 00:11:15,842 --> 00:11:17,592 WHO ARE YOU? 215 00:11:17,594 --> 00:11:19,724 UH, I'M THE ICEMAN. 216 00:11:19,721 --> 00:11:21,721 A PROFESSIONAL ICEMAN? 217 00:11:21,723 --> 00:11:23,603 HE'S NO AMATEUR. 218 00:11:23,600 --> 00:11:27,600 WHY, SURE. I'LL ICE ANYBODY ANYTIME. 219 00:11:27,604 --> 00:11:29,444 WHAT'RE YA DOIN' HERE? 220 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:31,609 THOUGHT I COULD DRUM UP SOME BUSINESS. 221 00:11:31,608 --> 00:11:33,568 ICE, ICE, BABY... 222 00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:37,108 I'D LIKE YOU TAKE CARE OF SOME FRIENDS OF MINE. 223 00:11:37,113 --> 00:11:38,243 ABSOLUTELY. 224 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:42,540 THERE'S FINGERS GILLESPIE, 225 00:11:42,535 --> 00:11:45,455 TRICK KNEE TUCKER, FACE CAST FREDDY-- 226 00:11:45,455 --> 00:11:47,705 COOL IT, BABYCAKES! WE NEED YOU 227 00:11:47,707 --> 00:11:50,747 TO ICE FBI MAN FESTER NESS. 228 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:53,052 WILL THAT BE CUBED OR CRUSHED? 229 00:11:53,046 --> 00:11:54,206 CRUSHED. 230 00:11:54,214 --> 00:11:55,724 [GULP] 231 00:11:55,715 --> 00:11:57,545 I GOTTA HIDE! 232 00:11:57,550 --> 00:11:59,050 GREAT STORY, POP! 233 00:11:59,052 --> 00:12:02,312 WE'VE GOT A HIT MAN IN THE FAMILY! 234 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:04,555 I GOTTA TELL PEEJ. 235 00:12:04,557 --> 00:12:05,927 POP! 236 00:12:05,934 --> 00:12:09,154 HOLD YOUR HORSIES, MAX. THE STORY GETS BETTER. 237 00:12:11,981 --> 00:12:15,781 THAT'S WHAT THEY TOLD HUMPTY DUMPTY. 238 00:12:15,777 --> 00:12:17,067 ♪♪ [HUMMING TUNE] 239 00:12:19,072 --> 00:12:23,872 - IT SAYS "PULL," ACE. - WHOOPSIE. THANKS. 240 00:12:30,000 --> 00:12:31,380 ♪♪ [WHISTLING] 241 00:12:34,087 --> 00:12:37,417 AAH! MY GUN! WHERE'S MY GUN? 242 00:12:40,635 --> 00:12:43,635 ♪♪ [ELIOT WHISTLING] 243 00:12:43,638 --> 00:12:46,018 - [SCREAMS] - WELL, WHERE DO YOU WANT IT? 244 00:12:46,016 --> 00:12:49,976 NOT THE KNEES! ANYWHERE BUT THE KNEES! 245 00:12:49,978 --> 00:12:53,018 O.K., I'LL JUST DUMP IT OVER HERE. 246 00:12:53,023 --> 00:12:54,273 [ICE CUBES CLATTERING] 247 00:12:54,274 --> 00:12:56,694 Y-Y-YOU'RE DELIVERING ICE? 248 00:12:56,693 --> 00:12:59,783 BUT YOU TRASHED FRANK NUTTI'S FACTORY! 249 00:12:59,779 --> 00:13:02,279 AND THEY DIDN'T KILL YA? 250 00:13:02,282 --> 00:13:06,792 GUESS I'M WHAT YOU CALL A PEOPLE PERSON. AH-HYUCK! 251 00:13:06,786 --> 00:13:09,866 YOU KNOW, THE FBI COULD USE 252 00:13:09,873 --> 00:13:12,293 A PEOPLE PERSON LIKE YOU. 253 00:13:13,585 --> 00:13:16,295 GAWRSH. 254 00:13:16,296 --> 00:13:18,876 "HOW TO BE A FEDERAL AGENT. 255 00:13:18,882 --> 00:13:21,132 "AH, THE DIGNITY AND VALOR 256 00:13:21,134 --> 00:13:24,054 "OF THE FEDERAL BUREAU INVESTIGATOR... 257 00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,724 "THE KEEPER OF JUSTICE 258 00:13:25,722 --> 00:13:28,732 IN A WORLD OF CRIME AND IMPROPRIETY." 259 00:13:28,725 --> 00:13:30,885 I LOVE THIS STUFF. 260 00:13:30,894 --> 00:13:33,984 CHAPTER ONE...HANDCUFFS. 261 00:13:33,980 --> 00:13:36,360 ALWAYS KEEP YOUR HANDCUFFS-- OR BRACELETS-- 262 00:13:36,358 --> 00:13:40,068 ACCESSIBLE FOR QUICK APPREHENSION OF THE CRIMINAL. 263 00:13:40,070 --> 00:13:42,860 A QUICK FLIP OF THE WRIST IS ALL THAT'S REQUIRED 264 00:13:42,864 --> 00:13:45,244 TO LOCK THE HANDCUFFS SECURELY. 265 00:13:45,241 --> 00:13:46,121 WHOA! 266 00:13:46,117 --> 00:13:50,407 OHHHHH...OH! 267 00:13:50,413 --> 00:13:52,213 AND ALWAYS REMEMBER WHERE YOU'VE PLACED THE KEY. 268 00:13:52,207 --> 00:13:55,087 WHOOPSIE. 269 00:13:55,085 --> 00:13:59,505 CHAPTER TWO-- THE TEAR GAS GRENADE. 270 00:13:59,506 --> 00:14:02,756 BECAUSE THE TEAR GAS GRENADE IS A LAST-RESORT SOLUTION 271 00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:06,219 TO EXTREME CASES OF CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE, 272 00:14:06,221 --> 00:14:10,021 THE GRENADE PIN IS VERY DIFFICULT TO REMOVE. 273 00:14:10,016 --> 00:14:12,016 OOPS. 274 00:14:12,018 --> 00:14:12,848 WAH! 275 00:14:12,852 --> 00:14:14,402 HOO-HOO-HOO! 276 00:14:14,396 --> 00:14:16,726 BOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 277 00:14:16,731 --> 00:14:22,451 CHAPTER THREE-- TARGET PRACTICE. 278 00:14:22,445 --> 00:14:24,315 MY OWN SIX-SHOOTER! 279 00:14:27,826 --> 00:14:30,406 COME OUT, COME OUT, WHEREVER YOU ARE! 280 00:14:30,412 --> 00:14:32,502 OLLIE, OLLIE OXEN FREE! 281 00:14:36,001 --> 00:14:39,551 THE FEDERAL AGENT HOLDING HIS FIREARM AT THE READY 282 00:14:39,546 --> 00:14:44,256 MUST USE ALL HIS SENSES TO SPOT THE MURDEROUS PERPETRATOR. 283 00:14:46,094 --> 00:14:47,434 GAWRSH! 284 00:14:47,429 --> 00:14:49,639 WITH JUSTICE ON HIS SIDE, 285 00:14:49,639 --> 00:14:53,439 THE FEDERAL AGENT HOLDS HIS GROUND. 286 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:56,095 I DARE YOU TO TRY THAT AGAIN. 287 00:14:59,482 --> 00:15:04,112 ONLY UNTIL HE'S TOTALLY OUTMANNED DOES HE RUN FOR SAFETY. 288 00:15:04,112 --> 00:15:05,912 I SAID RUN! 289 00:15:09,909 --> 00:15:13,499 CHAPTER FOUR-- WORKING UNDERCOVER. 290 00:15:13,496 --> 00:15:16,746 NOTHING GIVES AN AGENT ADVANTAGE OVER HIS ADVERSARIES 291 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,840 LIKE THE PERFECT DISGUISE. 292 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:24,256 BLENDING IN INCONSPICUOUSLY AND TOTALLY UNNOTICED 293 00:15:24,257 --> 00:15:27,927 MAKES THE UNDERCOVER AGENT "INDEFEATABLE." 294 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,757 WHO THE HECK IS THAT? 295 00:15:30,764 --> 00:15:33,644 EXCUSE ME. PARDON ME. 296 00:15:33,641 --> 00:15:35,601 ALOHA. 297 00:15:35,602 --> 00:15:41,022 GOOF, YOU'VE SUCCESSFULLY COMPLETED YOUR FBI TRAINING. 298 00:15:41,024 --> 00:15:43,694 YOU ARE A FEDERAL AGENT. 299 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:46,533 AND THERE IS AN ASSIGNMENT WAITIN' FOR YA. 300 00:15:46,529 --> 00:15:49,239 OH, BOY! AN ASSIGNMENT! 301 00:15:49,240 --> 00:15:50,780 THANK YOU, AGENT FESTER! 302 00:15:50,784 --> 00:15:53,664 - THANK YOU! - [KISSES] 303 00:15:53,661 --> 00:15:55,581 YECCH! UGH! UHHH! 304 00:15:55,580 --> 00:15:58,880 I THINK I PREFER INGRATITUDE. 305 00:15:58,875 --> 00:16:02,125 OH! WHAT A LOVELY SOUVENIR, HUH? 306 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:06,298 YEAH. SINCE ICEMAN HERE BUMPED OFF THE FED, 307 00:16:06,299 --> 00:16:08,639 THERE'S NO ONE TO STAND IN OUR WAY. 308 00:16:08,635 --> 00:16:11,675 - FROM WHAT? - FROM BLOWING UP OUR COMPETITION-- 309 00:16:11,680 --> 00:16:14,470 THE CALAMITY COLA FACTORY! 310 00:16:14,474 --> 00:16:17,564 BUT YOU HAVE THEIR SECRET RECIPE. WHAT WENT WRONG? 311 00:16:17,560 --> 00:16:19,020 HERE. HAVE A TASTE. 312 00:16:23,900 --> 00:16:26,530 [WHEEZE] SMOOTH. 313 00:16:26,528 --> 00:16:30,318 FIGURES. THE ONLY IDIOT IN TOWN WHO LIKES THE STUFF. 314 00:16:30,323 --> 00:16:33,873 NOW I GOTTA RECONNOITER WITH FESTER. 315 00:16:44,337 --> 00:16:46,667 [RING] 316 00:16:46,673 --> 00:16:48,013 WHAT'S THE RUMPUS? 317 00:16:48,008 --> 00:16:51,548 HEY, BIG MUMU. WE GOT A CASE 8x20 318 00:16:51,553 --> 00:16:53,893 FRYIN' ON A LOW BIRD SONG TO THE ZENITH. 319 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:56,728 OW! [STRAINING] 320 00:16:56,725 --> 00:16:59,095 WELL, I SHOULD'VE GUESSED. 321 00:16:59,102 --> 00:17:00,192 FBI. 322 00:17:00,186 --> 00:17:02,896 UNHHHH! 323 00:17:02,897 --> 00:17:05,857 - [WHISPERING] - HUH? 324 00:17:06,943 --> 00:17:09,033 FESTER, MEET ME IN THE FREEZER! 325 00:17:10,238 --> 00:17:13,068 WHAT IS IT? 326 00:17:13,074 --> 00:17:14,784 WELL, I'LL BE. 327 00:17:14,784 --> 00:17:16,834 THAT NICE LADY SAID THERE WAS GONNA BE 328 00:17:16,828 --> 00:17:19,368 A FREE PAIR OF CEMENT SHOES HERE FOR THE BOTH OF US. 329 00:17:19,372 --> 00:17:21,622 I DON'T SEE ANY SHOES. 330 00:17:23,418 --> 00:17:25,628 [PEG CACKLES] 331 00:17:32,093 --> 00:17:33,603 ELIOT GOOF HITS ROCK BOTTOM, 332 00:17:33,595 --> 00:17:35,715 TAKING FESTER NESS WITH HIM. 333 00:17:35,722 --> 00:17:37,772 - SHUT UP! - SHUT UP! 334 00:17:37,766 --> 00:17:40,936 WE'RE GONNA SWIM WITH THE FISH STICKS. 335 00:17:40,935 --> 00:17:42,435 I'D LIKE TO GO SWIMMIN', TOO, 336 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:44,307 BUT FIRST WE BETTER STOP THEM GANGSTERS. 337 00:17:44,314 --> 00:17:46,444 FROM BLOWING UP THE CALAMITY CREAM COLA FACTORY. 338 00:17:46,441 --> 00:17:48,321 [RUMBLING] 339 00:17:48,318 --> 00:17:51,488 OH, NO! I'M NOT READY TO GO! 340 00:17:51,488 --> 00:17:53,488 I'M STILL YOUNG 341 00:17:53,490 --> 00:17:56,580 AND RELATIVELY GOOD-LOOKING. [SOBBING] 342 00:17:56,576 --> 00:17:59,286 [ELIOT] FESTER! 343 00:17:59,287 --> 00:18:03,287 NO, NO, PLEASE! I'LL DO ANYTHING! 344 00:18:03,291 --> 00:18:06,001 FESTER, THAT'S NOT JUDGMENT DAY. 345 00:18:06,002 --> 00:18:07,922 IT'S OUR WAY OUT. COME ON! 346 00:18:07,921 --> 00:18:11,591 [ELIOT] O.K., PULL...NOW! 347 00:18:11,591 --> 00:18:13,091 AAAAAAAGH! 348 00:18:15,929 --> 00:18:19,349 HMM, AN ICE DISPENSER. 349 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:21,019 WHAT A LUCKY BREAK! 350 00:18:21,017 --> 00:18:23,017 YEAH! 351 00:18:23,019 --> 00:18:25,689 [FRANK] LET'S PUT DISTANCE BETWEEN US 352 00:18:25,689 --> 00:18:28,019 AND THE SCENE OF THE CRIME. 353 00:18:28,024 --> 00:18:31,034 [GASPS] FRANK! THEY GOT OUT! 354 00:18:31,027 --> 00:18:33,317 STEP ON IT! 355 00:18:33,321 --> 00:18:36,241 [HONK] 356 00:18:36,241 --> 00:18:38,701 WHOA! IF I DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER, 357 00:18:38,702 --> 00:18:40,792 I'D SAY THEM PEOPLE WAS TRYIN' TO KILL US. 358 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:41,867 - AAH! - AAH! 359 00:18:46,418 --> 00:18:48,588 THEY ARE TRYIN' TO KILL US! 360 00:18:48,586 --> 00:18:51,966 RUN! WE HAVE TO WARN THE CALAMITY COLA FACTORY! 361 00:18:51,965 --> 00:18:53,835 GET 'EM! 362 00:18:59,389 --> 00:19:02,479 COME ON, DOLL. I KNOW A SHORTCUT. 363 00:19:04,894 --> 00:19:08,234 [PANTING] 364 00:19:08,231 --> 00:19:11,481 I THINK WE BEAT 'EM. 365 00:19:13,820 --> 00:19:15,820 [ELIOT] UH-OH! 366 00:19:15,822 --> 00:19:18,662 THIRSTY, BOYS? 367 00:19:18,658 --> 00:19:24,208 AAAGHGH! THEY GOT ME! I'M A GONE GOOFER. 368 00:19:24,205 --> 00:19:28,705 GOOF, GOOF! SNAP OUT OF IT! IT'S JUST CREAM COLA. 369 00:19:28,710 --> 00:19:31,840 THEN THAT'S NOT MY HEART TICKING LIKE A TIME BOMB? 370 00:19:31,838 --> 00:19:35,588 NO, THAT'S A TIME BOMB TICKING LIKE A TIME BOMB! 371 00:19:35,592 --> 00:19:38,852 - [TICKING] - HOPE YOU HAVE A NICE TIME, KIDS. 372 00:19:38,845 --> 00:19:41,005 HA HA HA HA! 373 00:19:41,014 --> 00:19:45,734 GAWRSH! THIS LOOKS LIKE A STANDARD FBI CRISIS SITUATION. 374 00:19:45,727 --> 00:19:47,767 WHAT DO WE DO FIRST, FESTER? 375 00:19:47,771 --> 00:19:49,561 WELL, NOW, DON'T PANIC. 376 00:19:49,564 --> 00:19:51,274 LET'S SEE. 377 00:19:51,274 --> 00:19:53,234 CHAPTER FIVE, "TIME BOMBS." 378 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:55,864 WHAT TO DO WHEN A TIME BOMB 379 00:19:55,862 --> 00:19:59,162 TICKS CLOSER AND CLOSER TO DETONATION-- 380 00:19:59,157 --> 00:20:01,367 PANIC, YOU IDIOTS! 381 00:20:03,161 --> 00:20:04,621 - AAH! - AAH! 382 00:20:12,921 --> 00:20:15,631 [TICKING] 383 00:20:19,052 --> 00:20:22,812 IT TAKES A LICKIN' AND IT'S STILL TICKIN'. NOW WHAT? 384 00:20:22,806 --> 00:20:24,556 - RUN! - HEY, WAIT! 385 00:20:24,557 --> 00:20:25,887 THE FREEZER! 386 00:20:28,937 --> 00:20:30,107 HURRY! 387 00:20:36,778 --> 00:20:38,488 - [TICKING SLOWS] - [ICE CREAKING] 388 00:20:38,488 --> 00:20:41,448 YEAH! WE DID IT! I THOUGHT WAS GONNA END UP 389 00:20:41,449 --> 00:20:42,739 DECORATING THE WALLS. 390 00:20:44,369 --> 00:20:46,369 THIS PLACE COULD USE A LITTLE SPRUCIN' UP. 391 00:20:46,371 --> 00:20:48,421 WE BETTER GET THEM CRIMINALS FIRST. 392 00:20:48,415 --> 00:20:52,455 - HOW? - LEAVE IT TO A PROFESSIONAL ICEMAN. 393 00:20:52,460 --> 00:20:53,500 AH-HYUCK! 394 00:20:56,089 --> 00:20:57,419 COME ON! 395 00:20:57,424 --> 00:20:58,634 YEOW! 396 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:02,763 - AAIIIEEE! - WHHHOOOAAHH! 397 00:21:02,762 --> 00:21:04,602 - WHO-HO-HOAH! - AAIIIIEEEE! 398 00:21:04,597 --> 00:21:07,927 [FESTER] WATCH OUT FOR THAT BUS! 399 00:21:07,934 --> 00:21:11,274 - WHOOAAHH! - AAH! 400 00:21:11,271 --> 00:21:13,441 THERE THEY ARE! 401 00:21:18,194 --> 00:21:20,244 [TICKING] 402 00:21:20,238 --> 00:21:22,698 - [DING] - OH, NO! HIT THE DECK! 403 00:21:28,663 --> 00:21:30,213 OH, IT'S A DUD. 404 00:21:33,918 --> 00:21:36,588 YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT. 405 00:21:36,588 --> 00:21:40,338 BUT THEN AGAIN, YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO SPILL YOUR GUTS. 406 00:21:40,342 --> 00:21:41,842 AH-HYUCK! 407 00:21:43,345 --> 00:21:45,005 NOW WHAT DO YOU THINK, MAX? 408 00:21:45,013 --> 00:21:46,183 [TEETH CHATTERING] 409 00:21:46,181 --> 00:21:48,391 [CAT YOWLS] 410 00:21:52,687 --> 00:21:54,147 [GOOFY] GAWRSH! 411 00:21:54,147 --> 00:21:56,817 WHOA! WAFFLES! 412 00:21:56,816 --> 00:21:59,896 [YOWLS] 413 00:21:59,903 --> 00:22:04,573 WELL, GAWRSH. LOOKS LIKE I LEFT THE FREEZER DOOR OPEN. 414 00:22:04,574 --> 00:22:08,164 WELL, IT WASN'T VERY RESPONSIBLE OF YOU, POP, 415 00:22:08,161 --> 00:22:10,661 BUT AT LEAST NOW WE'VE GOT PLENTY OF ICE. 416 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:15,211 ♪ GIMME A BEAT ♪ 417 00:22:41,861 --> 00:22:43,571 YEAH!