1 00:00:01,126 --> 00:00:02,376 Ah-hyuck. 2 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:04,550 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,919 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:08,927 -♪ You're always number one ♪ -Yes! 5 00:00:09,009 --> 00:00:12,049 -♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪ -Yeah 6 00:00:12,137 --> 00:00:14,427 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 7 00:00:14,514 --> 00:00:17,024 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 8 00:00:17,100 --> 00:00:18,730 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 9 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,980 Whoa! 10 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,941 -♪ A real good time ♪ -Aah! 11 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,022 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 12 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,527 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 13 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:27,689 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 14 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,946 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 16 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,326 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 17 00:00:35,410 --> 00:00:39,330 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 18 00:00:40,123 --> 00:00:41,253 ♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ 19 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,632 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 20 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:45,499 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 21 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,337 -Gawrsh. -♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 22 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,339 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 23 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,848 ♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪ 24 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,638 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 25 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:57,222 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 26 00:00:57,307 --> 00:00:58,847 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 27 00:00:58,933 --> 00:00:59,853 Yeah! 28 00:01:00,935 --> 00:01:04,395 [Max] This is the city-- Spoonerville. 29 00:01:04,481 --> 00:01:08,901 This is the school, and this is me. 30 00:01:09,110 --> 00:01:11,570 My name's Max. I carry a badge. 31 00:01:11,654 --> 00:01:15,204 O.K., O.K. I didn't always have a badge. 32 00:01:15,909 --> 00:01:18,499 That day, all I had was three quarters 33 00:01:18,578 --> 00:01:21,248 and a serious problem named Tooth. 34 00:01:22,040 --> 00:01:23,460 Big for his age? 35 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:26,251 This guy would've been big for the Stone Age. 36 00:01:26,336 --> 00:01:29,756 His motto-- pay up or get beat up. 37 00:01:29,839 --> 00:01:31,169 Lunch money, allowance. 38 00:01:31,257 --> 00:01:34,757 He wasn't picky. Just so it was cash. 39 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,893 But that day I had a plan. 40 00:01:38,390 --> 00:01:40,560 All I needed was my best friend P.J. 41 00:01:40,642 --> 00:01:44,652 and his kid sister. Her name was Pistol. 42 00:01:44,729 --> 00:01:46,019 Oh, boy, you guys, I can't hardly wait! 43 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,936 This is gonna be so much fun! I can't wait! 44 00:01:48,358 --> 00:01:50,028 Aw, this plan's stupid. 45 00:01:50,443 --> 00:01:52,453 That's O.K. So's he. 46 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,109 [growls] 47 00:01:55,532 --> 00:01:57,452 So the doctor says "drink lots and lots 48 00:01:57,534 --> 00:01:59,294 and quarts and gallons of milk, 49 00:01:59,369 --> 00:02:01,369 and it'll help you grow." but who would have guessed? 50 00:02:01,454 --> 00:02:03,044 Pistol, sit still. 51 00:02:03,456 --> 00:02:07,916 Hey, lardo, where's your pal, the little goofball? 52 00:02:08,003 --> 00:02:09,173 Huh? 53 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,094 [gulp] You mean the goofball 54 00:02:12,173 --> 00:02:15,093 whose money you always steal? Uh... 55 00:02:15,176 --> 00:02:16,756 Haven't seen him. Later. 56 00:02:17,846 --> 00:02:20,176 Yeah. Yeah, later, Tooth. 57 00:02:21,266 --> 00:02:23,596 So long, sucker. Oof! 58 00:02:24,519 --> 00:02:25,729 You can't do this 59 00:02:25,812 --> 00:02:27,772 every time that bully comes after you. 60 00:02:27,856 --> 00:02:29,266 Tell me about it. 61 00:02:29,357 --> 00:02:31,477 My dad ought to give him my allowance, 62 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:33,028 cut out the middleman. 63 00:02:33,862 --> 00:02:39,282 Nah, that would take all the fun out of it. 64 00:02:39,367 --> 00:02:41,747 This jerk needed to be taught a lesson. 65 00:02:42,245 --> 00:02:44,325 Nobody messes with a Goof... 66 00:02:44,414 --> 00:02:45,754 Except maybe Tooth, 67 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,712 The-the kind of kid 68 00:02:47,792 --> 00:02:49,792 who started shaving in the first grade. 69 00:02:50,628 --> 00:02:53,208 O.K. I admit it. I needed... 70 00:02:53,298 --> 00:02:57,258 Help! 71 00:02:57,344 --> 00:02:59,144 Hang on. I'll get the safety. 72 00:02:59,554 --> 00:03:01,064 Melvin! Help! 73 00:03:01,139 --> 00:03:03,639 The Safety-- The Swift Sword of Justice, 74 00:03:03,725 --> 00:03:05,725 The long Arm of the law. 75 00:03:06,227 --> 00:03:07,307 [tweet] 76 00:03:08,188 --> 00:03:09,728 [growls] 77 00:03:10,648 --> 00:03:12,648 The only kid around more scared than me. 78 00:03:13,151 --> 00:03:15,321 I kissed my cash goodbye 79 00:03:15,403 --> 00:03:17,163 and said hello to the concrete. 80 00:03:17,238 --> 00:03:20,578 Another shakedown, and nobody could stop it. 81 00:03:20,909 --> 00:03:23,999 Nobody except my partner P.J.-- 82 00:03:24,371 --> 00:03:26,331 Pete Junior if you're nasty. 83 00:03:30,251 --> 00:03:33,921 You'd better give my friend his m-money back, 84 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:36,715 or I swear I'll-- I'll... 85 00:03:36,800 --> 00:03:42,140 Ooh, lardo, I'm real scared. 86 00:03:44,432 --> 00:03:45,772 You dropped one. 87 00:03:45,850 --> 00:03:48,100 It was the match-up of the century-- 88 00:03:48,186 --> 00:03:50,436 Rump vs. Chump. 89 00:03:59,823 --> 00:04:01,283 Uh, Tooth? 90 00:04:01,366 --> 00:04:03,366 Aah! 91 00:04:05,370 --> 00:04:07,120 Who cares if it was an accident? 92 00:04:07,872 --> 00:04:10,422 It was still awesome. 93 00:04:12,252 --> 00:04:14,342 Way to go, Peej! 94 00:04:14,421 --> 00:04:17,381 Huh? Tooth must have changed his mind, Max. 95 00:04:17,465 --> 00:04:20,255 -Here's your money. -Don't you get what you did? 96 00:04:20,343 --> 00:04:22,683 P.J. beat the bully! 97 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:25,522 ♪ P.J. beat the bully, P.J. beat the bully ♪ 98 00:04:25,598 --> 00:04:27,348 I what? 99 00:04:27,434 --> 00:04:29,274 My big brother is a bully-bumper! 100 00:04:29,352 --> 00:04:30,692 Cheer him or fear him, folks! 101 00:04:30,770 --> 00:04:32,190 Cut it out, Pistol! 102 00:04:32,272 --> 00:04:34,112 I didn't beat up anybody! 103 00:04:34,190 --> 00:04:35,400 Beg to differ, pal. 104 00:04:35,483 --> 00:04:37,493 But I didn't mean to do it, man. 105 00:04:37,569 --> 00:04:40,239 Oh, I-I just want to go on record 106 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,741 as being more than willing 107 00:04:41,823 --> 00:04:44,583 to both cheer and fear you, uh, sir-- 108 00:04:44,659 --> 00:04:46,079 P.J., sir, sir. 109 00:04:46,161 --> 00:04:48,121 Ah Melvin, get a grip. 110 00:04:48,329 --> 00:04:50,079 Right, dude. Hands off the hero. 111 00:04:51,499 --> 00:04:53,749 Maybe it was the word "hero," 112 00:04:53,835 --> 00:04:55,545 or maybe it was how Peej 113 00:04:55,628 --> 00:04:57,508 struck a blow for the little guy. 114 00:04:57,672 --> 00:04:59,672 But suddenly all I could think about 115 00:04:59,758 --> 00:05:01,508 was the battle for justice. 116 00:05:01,593 --> 00:05:04,433 And we were the heroes for the job. 117 00:05:04,512 --> 00:05:05,932 But first I had to convince 118 00:05:06,014 --> 00:05:07,684 the chief safety to let us join. 119 00:05:07,766 --> 00:05:11,096 He was a know-it-all named Douglas Twinkmeyer. 120 00:05:11,186 --> 00:05:13,896 In gym class, they called him Twinkie, 121 00:05:14,147 --> 00:05:16,687 but here he called the shots. 122 00:05:16,816 --> 00:05:19,486 Yeah. Like there's really a crime wave, right? 123 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:22,159 Look, Chief! This racket is too organized! 124 00:05:22,238 --> 00:05:24,818 We all know that tooth is a total spud. 125 00:05:25,658 --> 00:05:28,158 I got a hunch somebody's behind the scenes. 126 00:05:28,244 --> 00:05:30,754 A Mr., uh, a Mr... 127 00:05:30,830 --> 00:05:32,500 Mr. Big. 128 00:05:32,582 --> 00:05:34,132 Oh, hey, I just noticed-- 129 00:05:34,209 --> 00:05:35,709 Don't need any more safeties. 130 00:05:35,919 --> 00:05:38,459 Oh, well, too bad. Maybe next year. Ciao. 131 00:05:38,546 --> 00:05:40,006 It's O.K., Max. I told you 132 00:05:40,090 --> 00:05:41,800 I only beat that bully by accident. 133 00:05:41,883 --> 00:05:43,973 I mean I probably couldn't do that again to save-- 134 00:05:44,052 --> 00:05:46,812 Unless we were official safeties. 135 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:48,468 Tsk tsk. You know, 136 00:05:48,556 --> 00:05:50,976 I'm not so sure you two are safety material. 137 00:05:51,059 --> 00:05:54,229 The force is made up of spoonerville school's finest. 138 00:05:54,312 --> 00:05:57,112 The few, the proud, the-- 139 00:05:57,190 --> 00:05:58,400 [Melvin] Hi, chief. 140 00:05:58,483 --> 00:06:01,703 Hmm. One look at that lineup of macho men 141 00:06:01,778 --> 00:06:04,488 told me they were no match for any bully. 142 00:06:04,572 --> 00:06:06,242 Hey, they were afraid of-- 143 00:06:06,324 --> 00:06:09,584 Oh, the kid with the deadly rump. 144 00:06:10,453 --> 00:06:11,333 Deadly? 145 00:06:11,746 --> 00:06:12,996 Chill out, Melvin. 146 00:06:13,081 --> 00:06:15,251 Oh, yes, indeed, please do chill. 147 00:06:15,333 --> 00:06:17,673 These wannabes were just leaving. 148 00:06:17,752 --> 00:06:20,552 So the chief didn't think we had what it takes. 149 00:06:20,964 --> 00:06:23,724 Time for a demolition demo. 150 00:06:23,800 --> 00:06:25,640 Peej, shoe's untied! 151 00:06:27,721 --> 00:06:28,761 Aah! 152 00:06:28,847 --> 00:06:31,017 Chief, wouldn't it be better 153 00:06:31,099 --> 00:06:33,599 to have him with us rather than again' us? 154 00:06:33,685 --> 00:06:35,725 O.K. O.K. Meeting adjourned. 155 00:06:35,812 --> 00:06:38,362 Report to Maple and Main for your first assignment. 156 00:06:38,440 --> 00:06:39,770 Ohh! 157 00:06:39,858 --> 00:06:41,358 You won't regret this, Chief. 158 00:06:43,862 --> 00:06:46,782 Maple and Main-- our first assignment, 159 00:06:46,865 --> 00:06:48,115 and we were ready. 160 00:06:48,199 --> 00:06:50,039 O.K., kids, listen up. 161 00:06:50,118 --> 00:06:53,538 We stop, look both ways, 162 00:06:53,663 --> 00:06:56,463 then we cross single file. 163 00:06:56,541 --> 00:06:58,671 Aw, what a great assignment, Max. 164 00:06:58,960 --> 00:07:00,500 Did the chief realize 165 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,627 he had stuck his two best men in Dullsville? 166 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:07,427 Oh, sure. P.J. said that he enjoyed this, 167 00:07:07,927 --> 00:07:10,057 but he meant that crime fighting was in his blood. 168 00:07:10,138 --> 00:07:12,308 I just had to remind him. 169 00:07:12,390 --> 00:07:15,940 You want to hang out here, Peej? O.K. 170 00:07:16,561 --> 00:07:19,151 But think about the kid who can't buy milk 171 00:07:19,647 --> 00:07:21,567 'cause a bully stole his lunch money. 172 00:07:22,400 --> 00:07:25,280 You want to just hide here? I don't blame ya. 173 00:07:25,779 --> 00:07:29,069 I guess that kid would hide, too, if he could. 174 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,914 Who's hiding? I'm ready! 175 00:07:31,993 --> 00:07:34,373 [sobbing] Ready as I'll ever be, anyway. 176 00:07:34,454 --> 00:07:37,624 So P.J. and I went down to the local Pizza Palace 177 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:39,707 to check out a few leads. 178 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,416 [P.J.] Well, everything looks under control here. 179 00:07:43,755 --> 00:07:46,215 -Let's call it a day. -Not so fast, Peej. 180 00:07:46,299 --> 00:07:48,839 I smell a shakedown. Bingo! 181 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,640 [grunts] Hey, poindexter, 182 00:07:51,763 --> 00:07:54,683 got a little business proposition for ya. 183 00:07:54,766 --> 00:07:56,936 Oh, I know. I know, Tooth. 184 00:07:57,018 --> 00:07:59,598 If I pay ya, ya won't beat me up? 185 00:07:59,688 --> 00:08:02,518 No, nothing like that. 186 00:08:02,607 --> 00:08:06,777 If you pay me, he won't beat you up. 187 00:08:06,861 --> 00:08:09,991 Meet my new pal Nails. 188 00:08:13,326 --> 00:08:14,576 Nice to meet you. 189 00:08:14,661 --> 00:08:15,831 They're not gonna get away with this! 190 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:17,412 Right, Peej? Peej? 191 00:08:17,497 --> 00:08:21,377 Uh, well, I assumed my partner was acting as a lookout 192 00:08:21,418 --> 00:08:22,788 to survey the battlefield 193 00:08:22,877 --> 00:08:24,247 and assess the enemy's weaknesses. 194 00:08:24,337 --> 00:08:25,837 Make a wish. 195 00:08:26,214 --> 00:08:28,934 Peej. Peej! 196 00:08:29,009 --> 00:08:30,759 [snap] 197 00:08:30,844 --> 00:08:32,104 Whoa! 198 00:08:33,513 --> 00:08:36,183 It's that lardo kid again! 199 00:08:36,266 --> 00:08:37,096 Whoa! 200 00:08:37,767 --> 00:08:39,767 He can't be human. 201 00:08:40,270 --> 00:08:43,610 That's why they call him the bumpinator. 202 00:08:43,690 --> 00:08:45,690 Aah! 203 00:08:45,817 --> 00:08:48,897 Whoa! 204 00:08:50,905 --> 00:08:52,405 [crash] 205 00:08:54,534 --> 00:08:56,374 I'm your worst nightmare-- 206 00:08:56,703 --> 00:08:58,713 A Goof with a badge. 207 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:00,745 That's it, Max! No more. 208 00:09:00,832 --> 00:09:02,632 I'm not cut out for this. 209 00:09:02,709 --> 00:09:04,669 Thanks for saving me, bumpinator. 210 00:09:04,753 --> 00:09:07,673 Have a pepperoni plus on me. 211 00:09:07,756 --> 00:09:09,756 Wow. Don't mind if I do! 212 00:09:10,467 --> 00:09:12,717 P.J. already had a taste for pepperoni. 213 00:09:13,053 --> 00:09:15,563 Now he was developing a taste for crime fighting. 214 00:09:15,638 --> 00:09:17,638 [cheering] 215 00:09:17,724 --> 00:09:21,234 We were heroes. Correction, superheroes. 216 00:09:21,311 --> 00:09:23,401 O.K., O.K. We were legends. 217 00:09:23,480 --> 00:09:24,900 We were... 218 00:09:24,981 --> 00:09:26,611 Bumpinators! Bumpinators! 219 00:09:26,691 --> 00:09:29,571 Bumpinators! Bumpinators! Bumpinators! 220 00:09:29,652 --> 00:09:31,242 Y-You tell him. 221 00:09:31,321 --> 00:09:33,991 No way. You tell him. 222 00:09:34,908 --> 00:09:36,828 [Mr. Big] Tooth, Nails, boys. 223 00:09:38,370 --> 00:09:41,250 Listen, just leave the quarters from the Arcade Job 224 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,671 and boom, get outta here. 225 00:09:42,749 --> 00:09:47,049 Uh, had a little problem. 226 00:09:47,128 --> 00:09:49,128 What kind of... problem? 227 00:09:49,214 --> 00:09:52,474 [panting] It's those new safeties. 228 00:09:52,550 --> 00:09:55,390 Yeah. The B-b-b-b... 229 00:09:55,470 --> 00:09:57,560 -Bumpinators. -Bumpinators? 230 00:09:57,639 --> 00:10:00,729 You two are the biggest, toughest bullies in this school. 231 00:10:00,809 --> 00:10:03,309 You can't handle a couple of rookie safeties? 232 00:10:04,020 --> 00:10:08,400 So Max and P.J. want to turn up the heat, huh? 233 00:10:09,484 --> 00:10:13,574 Good. The time has come to play hardball. 234 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:18,155 I want shakedowns every day all over town. 235 00:10:18,660 --> 00:10:22,410 And if the bumpinators get in our way, 236 00:10:23,081 --> 00:10:24,751 eliminate 'em. 237 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:29,749 3:41 p.m.-- 238 00:10:29,838 --> 00:10:33,428 P.J. and I were working the day watch out of the after-school division. 239 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:35,968 Uh, mobile after-school division. 240 00:10:36,052 --> 00:10:38,682 You see, I tricked out my old bike 241 00:10:38,763 --> 00:10:41,183 so my partner could rode shotgun. 242 00:10:41,266 --> 00:10:43,766 They told us that we couldn't be everywhere at once. 243 00:10:44,436 --> 00:10:46,016 They were wrong. 244 00:10:46,104 --> 00:10:48,864 P.J. and I were patrolling, keeping the peace. 245 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,860 We came across a local donut shop. 246 00:10:50,942 --> 00:10:52,692 Hey, heroes got to eat, too. 247 00:10:52,777 --> 00:10:54,277 P.J. couldn't make up his mind 248 00:10:54,362 --> 00:10:56,702 between the powdered or the glazed donut. 249 00:10:56,781 --> 00:10:58,281 Just then, we heard a disturbance. 250 00:10:58,366 --> 00:10:59,826 [chatter] 251 00:11:02,579 --> 00:11:03,619 [burp] 252 00:11:04,456 --> 00:11:06,576 Cough it up, swivel neck. 253 00:11:06,666 --> 00:11:08,246 Drop him, Nails! 254 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:10,455 Max! Tooth and Nails have wheels! 255 00:11:10,545 --> 00:11:12,125 I don't care if they have wings. 256 00:11:12,714 --> 00:11:14,804 Preying on a fellow champion of justice-- 257 00:11:14,883 --> 00:11:17,093 No, sir! Not on my beat. 258 00:11:17,927 --> 00:11:21,307 [laughs] We call this the speed bump. 259 00:11:23,767 --> 00:11:26,767 Look out! Look out! The cart! Aah! 260 00:11:26,853 --> 00:11:28,613 Follow that cart! 261 00:11:30,190 --> 00:11:32,480 Aah! Aah! 262 00:11:48,541 --> 00:11:50,921 Seems they hadn't counted on our nerves of steel 263 00:11:51,503 --> 00:11:53,093 or a bum wheel. 264 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:57,013 Tooth got lucky, but Nails was ours-- 265 00:11:57,092 --> 00:11:59,092 Right where he belonged. 266 00:12:00,595 --> 00:12:02,465 O.K., Nails, let's start with 267 00:12:02,555 --> 00:12:04,265 the easy questions. 268 00:12:04,599 --> 00:12:05,889 Lights, Peej. 269 00:12:06,935 --> 00:12:09,395 We borrowed a spotlight from the boys in A.V. 270 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,556 I had him right where I wanted him. 271 00:12:11,648 --> 00:12:15,108 Finally, I hit him with the big question. 272 00:12:15,193 --> 00:12:17,243 Who's Mr. Big? 273 00:12:17,320 --> 00:12:18,740 Wha-- wha-- 274 00:12:18,822 --> 00:12:21,162 O.K., O.K.! 275 00:12:21,241 --> 00:12:22,371 I'll tell ya! 276 00:12:22,492 --> 00:12:24,412 Just please ask him to sit down! 277 00:12:27,163 --> 00:12:28,503 Mr. Big is-- 278 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,553 Talk about leads, P.J... 279 00:12:33,628 --> 00:12:35,508 The weapon! Even better, 280 00:12:35,588 --> 00:12:38,428 the gumslinger had a mondo gob stuck to his shoe! 281 00:12:41,177 --> 00:12:42,257 What are you doing? 282 00:12:42,345 --> 00:12:45,715 Chief, we were this close to nabbing Mr. Big! 283 00:12:45,807 --> 00:12:47,727 You're working too hard, safety. 284 00:12:48,184 --> 00:12:50,404 Take a few days' R & R. 285 00:12:50,478 --> 00:12:52,308 There's no time for reading and writing. 286 00:12:52,397 --> 00:12:55,067 We caught one of his goons! Come on! He'll tell you! 287 00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:56,230 [P.J.] gone! 288 00:12:56,317 --> 00:12:57,737 We had Nails, 289 00:12:57,819 --> 00:12:59,569 and he was ready to spill his guts! 290 00:12:59,654 --> 00:13:01,074 Honest, Chief! 291 00:13:01,156 --> 00:13:03,116 The Chief knew we were on to something, 292 00:13:03,199 --> 00:13:04,989 and he was behind us all the way. 293 00:13:05,076 --> 00:13:06,996 Go home. Take a nap. 294 00:13:10,415 --> 00:13:13,205 As for Nails, I'd bet my allowance 295 00:13:13,293 --> 00:13:16,713 that Mr. Big had something to do with springing him. 296 00:13:17,380 --> 00:13:20,630 Y-you wanted to see me, sir? 297 00:13:20,717 --> 00:13:22,887 I'm very disappointed 298 00:13:22,969 --> 00:13:25,719 that I had to get personally involved. 299 00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:29,475 Sir, you see, I-I can explain about the store. 300 00:13:29,559 --> 00:13:31,479 It's those bumpinators! 301 00:13:31,895 --> 00:13:35,565 No self-repulsin' bully can have any fun! 302 00:13:36,232 --> 00:13:38,192 No matter. I have a way 303 00:13:38,276 --> 00:13:40,816 we can avoid making the same mistakes. 304 00:13:41,446 --> 00:13:44,236 You see, I possess all the quarters I need 305 00:13:44,324 --> 00:13:46,794 to begin phase two of my plan. 306 00:13:46,868 --> 00:13:48,328 Best of all, 307 00:13:48,411 --> 00:13:51,461 those meddling fools can't do a thing about it! 308 00:13:51,539 --> 00:13:54,709 It'll all be perfectly legal. 309 00:13:54,793 --> 00:13:56,633 I will own this town! 310 00:13:59,756 --> 00:14:01,256 Here's all of the shakedowns. 311 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:03,263 I just know we're missing something. 312 00:14:03,343 --> 00:14:04,553 -A pattern? -Yeah. 313 00:14:04,636 --> 00:14:08,676 Listen. Why don't you two take five and let me have a crack? 314 00:14:08,765 --> 00:14:10,555 It was great to see the Chief 315 00:14:10,642 --> 00:14:13,312 taking a personal interest in our investigation. 316 00:14:13,395 --> 00:14:15,355 He found a pattern, all right-- 317 00:14:15,438 --> 00:14:17,148 Southside Spoonerville, 318 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:20,070 The corner of Bleak Street and Nowhere Avenue. 319 00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,990 [munching] 320 00:14:24,155 --> 00:14:26,485 I said stakeout, not "pigout." 321 00:14:26,574 --> 00:14:30,624 You said to prepare for a long night. [chomping] 322 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,035 P.J. ate and ate, until finally... 323 00:14:33,123 --> 00:14:34,293 [snoring] 324 00:14:34,374 --> 00:14:35,504 Hey, hey! 325 00:14:35,583 --> 00:14:37,883 That was my last piece, man! 326 00:14:37,961 --> 00:14:39,961 Shh! Look. They got Melvin! 327 00:14:40,463 --> 00:14:41,383 Wow! 328 00:14:42,215 --> 00:14:43,875 Melvin's Mr. Big? 329 00:14:43,967 --> 00:14:46,717 No! It's a shakedown. 330 00:14:46,803 --> 00:14:47,893 All right! 331 00:14:47,971 --> 00:14:50,971 I got this new aerial maneuver I've been working on. 332 00:14:52,183 --> 00:14:55,063 Maybe you ought to cut down on the chocolate milk. 333 00:14:55,145 --> 00:14:57,395 Viva bumpinators! 334 00:14:57,480 --> 00:14:59,230 It was a perfect bust. 335 00:14:59,983 --> 00:15:01,403 Too bad there was no crime. 336 00:15:01,484 --> 00:15:03,244 Freeze! Where's Melvin? 337 00:15:03,319 --> 00:15:07,739 -Ugh! What... are... you... doing? -Saving you. 338 00:15:07,824 --> 00:15:10,294 It wasn't a shakedown! 339 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:13,458 I was just sellin' them my Lefty McGuffin. 340 00:15:13,538 --> 00:15:14,998 A baseball card? 341 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:18,961 Huh. Yep. All nice and legal like. 342 00:15:19,502 --> 00:15:21,052 Lefty was a south paw pitcher 343 00:15:21,129 --> 00:15:22,759 for the Spoonerville Sparrows. 344 00:15:22,839 --> 00:15:25,009 Hardly all-star material, though. 345 00:15:25,091 --> 00:15:27,181 Heck, everybody had a Lefty. 346 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:29,100 The card wasn't worth a dime. 347 00:15:29,179 --> 00:15:30,969 We paid him a quarter for it. 348 00:15:31,056 --> 00:15:33,476 [laughs] Hey-- hey, fellas. 349 00:15:33,600 --> 00:15:35,810 What do you say we just forget about this whole thing? 350 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:37,984 The front page of the school paper said it all-- 351 00:15:39,981 --> 00:15:41,731 "Renegade Safeties." 352 00:15:41,816 --> 00:15:43,606 Y-you wanted to see us, Chief? 353 00:15:43,693 --> 00:15:45,363 Read the news lately? 354 00:15:45,445 --> 00:15:47,315 What? You believe that rag? 355 00:15:47,405 --> 00:15:49,985 -I'm the editor! -Oh. 356 00:15:50,075 --> 00:15:52,485 You two are a disgrace to this force! 357 00:15:52,577 --> 00:15:54,657 You don't deserve to wear these badges! 358 00:15:54,746 --> 00:15:57,326 No, no! You're not gonna-- 359 00:15:57,415 --> 00:15:59,955 He did. Seemed to enjoy it, too. 360 00:16:00,043 --> 00:16:02,843 Oh, yes! Yes! Ha ha ha ha! 361 00:16:02,921 --> 00:16:05,221 Yesterday we were heroes. 362 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:09,838 Today we're just a couple of no-badge nobodies. 363 00:16:15,392 --> 00:16:18,402 I thought a little free pizza might clear our minds. 364 00:16:18,853 --> 00:16:21,313 Surely we'd still be heroes at the old haunt. 365 00:16:22,065 --> 00:16:23,645 Ow! That hurts. 366 00:16:23,733 --> 00:16:25,823 With the bumpinators badgeless, 367 00:16:25,902 --> 00:16:27,322 the bullies were free 368 00:16:27,404 --> 00:16:29,204 to resume their reign of terror. 369 00:16:29,280 --> 00:16:32,780 This line is for five Leftys or less only. 370 00:16:32,867 --> 00:16:36,447 Don't shove! We've got plenty of quarters for everyone. 371 00:16:37,580 --> 00:16:39,210 All right, all right. They were treated 372 00:16:39,290 --> 00:16:40,830 like they were doing a public service 373 00:16:40,917 --> 00:16:42,707 buying up all those Lefty cards. 374 00:16:43,128 --> 00:16:44,458 P.J.! 375 00:16:45,255 --> 00:16:47,165 The reaction was always the same. 376 00:16:48,049 --> 00:16:50,889 Heck, Max, everybody's got a Lefty. 377 00:16:51,720 --> 00:16:55,020 This stunk like last week's lunch in the back of your locker. 378 00:16:55,098 --> 00:16:57,098 Nobody would look at us. Nobody would talk to us. 379 00:16:57,183 --> 00:17:00,103 Nobody would... Buy us pizza. [sighs] 380 00:17:01,021 --> 00:17:02,771 It just doesn't add up. 381 00:17:03,231 --> 00:17:05,111 Yeah. You think we would've gotten 382 00:17:05,191 --> 00:17:07,691 one more freebie for old times' sake, huh? 383 00:17:07,777 --> 00:17:11,867 No! I mean, why would the bullies swipe all those quarters 384 00:17:11,948 --> 00:17:14,778 just to buy the world's most worthless baseball card? 385 00:17:14,868 --> 00:17:17,198 P.J.'s a star! P.J.'s a star! Look! Check it out! 386 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,287 Look at this! 387 00:17:18,371 --> 00:17:19,911 Can't you see we're moping? 388 00:17:19,998 --> 00:17:22,378 But lookie, lookie! Douglas got your good side. 389 00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:24,456 Douglas? 390 00:17:24,544 --> 00:17:27,804 Douglas Twinkmeyer, the school newspaper's editor-in-chief 391 00:17:27,881 --> 00:17:31,341 and reporter, copy boy, 392 00:17:31,509 --> 00:17:34,139 astrologer, photographer! 393 00:17:34,220 --> 00:17:36,430 "Picture by D. Twinkmeyer." 394 00:17:36,514 --> 00:17:38,684 Douglas took that picture? 395 00:17:38,892 --> 00:17:40,602 W-What was he doing in that alley? 396 00:17:41,394 --> 00:17:44,314 Yeah! What was he doing in that alley? 397 00:17:44,814 --> 00:17:47,654 Unless it was a set-up! 398 00:17:49,611 --> 00:17:53,111 It hit me with the force of a Monday morning pop quiz-- 399 00:17:53,990 --> 00:17:56,740 Twinkmeyer's odd reluctance 400 00:17:56,826 --> 00:17:58,616 to accept us as the ultimate 401 00:17:58,703 --> 00:18:00,333 crime-fighting force... 402 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:02,916 The bubble gum trail 403 00:18:02,999 --> 00:18:06,169 that led to the coincidental encounter at his locker... 404 00:18:07,295 --> 00:18:08,505 His so-called "help" 405 00:18:09,005 --> 00:18:11,505 in choosing the location for our stakeout. 406 00:18:12,842 --> 00:18:15,052 Douglas Twinkmeyer is Mr. Big! 407 00:18:16,262 --> 00:18:18,062 Oh, yeah, right. 408 00:18:18,139 --> 00:18:20,889 I mean, he's the most respected kid in school! 409 00:18:20,975 --> 00:18:23,725 You can't accuse the Chief of the Safety Force! 410 00:18:24,396 --> 00:18:26,436 I'm not a safety anymore, Peej. 411 00:18:27,357 --> 00:18:29,607 Now it's... personal. 412 00:18:32,237 --> 00:18:33,487 [rattling doorknob] 413 00:18:33,822 --> 00:18:36,452 Oh, you best be right about this, Max. 414 00:18:39,828 --> 00:18:41,038 Aha! 415 00:18:41,371 --> 00:18:43,501 You are Mr. Big! 416 00:18:44,666 --> 00:18:45,666 Touche. 417 00:18:45,750 --> 00:18:47,340 Too bad no one will believe you. 418 00:18:47,419 --> 00:18:50,759 I am the most respected kid In school, after all. 419 00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,756 Lunch money was bad enough, 420 00:18:52,841 --> 00:18:55,761 but messing with baseball cards-- This is low. 421 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:57,264 Look familiar? 422 00:18:57,345 --> 00:18:58,965 A Lefty McGuffin. 423 00:18:59,055 --> 00:19:01,055 So? Everybody's got one. 424 00:19:01,141 --> 00:19:03,231 Oh, really? Where's yours? 425 00:19:03,560 --> 00:19:05,560 I-I sold it... to him. 426 00:19:06,312 --> 00:19:07,152 Oh. 427 00:19:07,230 --> 00:19:11,400 Aw, don't you get it, Peej? He's cornered the market! 428 00:19:11,484 --> 00:19:13,954 Hey, so quick for a Goof. 429 00:19:14,195 --> 00:19:15,315 Pity you're too late. 430 00:19:15,405 --> 00:19:16,815 What's that supposed to mean? 431 00:19:16,906 --> 00:19:18,526 That you're not on time. 432 00:19:18,950 --> 00:19:20,490 I take back what i said about "quick." 433 00:19:21,494 --> 00:19:24,084 So you got a ton of Lefty cards. 434 00:19:24,164 --> 00:19:25,754 Try one... 435 00:19:25,832 --> 00:19:28,212 One very valuable rarity. 436 00:19:28,626 --> 00:19:29,666 You wouldn't! 437 00:19:29,753 --> 00:19:30,633 Perhaps not... 438 00:19:31,212 --> 00:19:33,052 But my mother would. 439 00:19:33,381 --> 00:19:35,381 Let me paint you a little picture. 440 00:19:36,468 --> 00:19:38,548 The laundroplex...Mom... 441 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:40,346 The leftys... 442 00:19:40,597 --> 00:19:45,307 And a heavy-duty large-capacity washing machine. 443 00:19:45,393 --> 00:19:47,103 Heh heh heh heh. 444 00:19:47,187 --> 00:19:48,357 At any moment, 445 00:19:48,438 --> 00:19:51,778 the cards will be washed, rinsed, 446 00:19:51,941 --> 00:19:57,201 and agitated into oblivion! Ha ha ha! 447 00:19:57,280 --> 00:20:01,660 His plot sickened me worse than liveroni day in the school caf. 448 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:06,623 Stop them! 449 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:14,921 Mrs. Twinkmeyer? 450 00:20:15,590 --> 00:20:17,380 The Leftys! The Leftys! 451 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:22,758 Ha ha ha ha ha. 452 00:20:22,847 --> 00:20:25,097 Try the back door next time. 453 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,193 [Max] you disgust me, Twinkie. 454 00:20:27,602 --> 00:20:30,862 Ah! That's a cheap shot, mister! 455 00:20:30,939 --> 00:20:33,149 What kind of spineless wimp 456 00:20:33,233 --> 00:20:35,903 hides behind somebody else's brawn? 457 00:20:35,985 --> 00:20:36,985 Get 'em, Peej. 458 00:20:39,072 --> 00:20:41,412 Ball Bannanars away! 459 00:20:41,491 --> 00:20:43,411 [crash] 460 00:20:49,040 --> 00:20:50,040 [Max] Yep. 461 00:20:50,125 --> 00:20:51,625 Don't worry, Twinkie-- 462 00:20:51,710 --> 00:20:53,380 They'll be ready by Monday. 463 00:20:53,461 --> 00:20:54,461 Take 'em, Peej. 464 00:20:55,171 --> 00:20:56,881 Slight problem here. 465 00:20:57,382 --> 00:20:58,552 I'm stuck! 466 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:01,803 Lose something... Like your nerve? 467 00:21:01,886 --> 00:21:03,926 But without P.J., how could I-- 468 00:21:04,014 --> 00:21:07,394 That's when I realized we were a team 469 00:21:07,475 --> 00:21:09,265 and now it was my turn. 470 00:21:10,687 --> 00:21:12,557 Douglas, your mother's calling you! 471 00:21:12,814 --> 00:21:13,734 Mommy? 472 00:21:16,234 --> 00:21:17,324 Ha! 473 00:21:17,402 --> 00:21:19,492 My Leftys! Nooooo! 474 00:21:22,782 --> 00:21:24,662 Yes! They're mine! 475 00:21:25,535 --> 00:21:27,445 This is not fair! 476 00:21:27,537 --> 00:21:28,617 [glub] 477 00:21:28,705 --> 00:21:29,995 When the suds cleared... 478 00:21:30,665 --> 00:21:33,955 The baseball cards were A-O.K. 479 00:21:34,669 --> 00:21:36,089 [kids cheering] 480 00:21:36,671 --> 00:21:38,971 Peej and I were heroes again 481 00:21:39,049 --> 00:21:40,759 and back on the force. 482 00:21:40,842 --> 00:21:42,592 Tooth and Nails were sentenced 483 00:21:42,677 --> 00:21:45,177 to two weeks of hard time in detention hall, 484 00:21:45,430 --> 00:21:47,180 clapping erasers. 485 00:21:48,058 --> 00:21:51,388 [both] [coughing] 486 00:21:53,313 --> 00:21:56,153 Douglas Twinkmeyer paid the ultimate price-- 487 00:21:56,733 --> 00:21:58,943 Detention? Suspension? 488 00:21:59,319 --> 00:22:01,489 No. He was reassigned 489 00:22:01,571 --> 00:22:03,991 to the most dangerous turf of all-- 490 00:22:04,074 --> 00:22:06,704 Pistol's pre-school. 491 00:22:06,785 --> 00:22:08,195 Oh, wow, far out! 492 00:22:08,286 --> 00:22:09,536 What's shakin', Twinkie? 493 00:22:10,121 --> 00:22:12,081 [mumbling] 494 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,959 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 495 00:22:18,046 --> 00:22:19,796 [theme music playing] 496 00:22:44,614 --> 00:22:45,454 Yeah!