1 00:00:00,917 --> 00:00:02,377 Ah-hyuck! 2 00:00:02,460 --> 00:00:04,550 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,459 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,588 ♪ You're always number one ♪ 5 00:00:08,675 --> 00:00:09,675 [both] Yes! 6 00:00:09,759 --> 00:00:11,509 ♪ There's buddies There's pals ♪ 7 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:12,474 Yeah! 8 00:00:12,554 --> 00:00:14,854 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 9 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,641 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,725 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 11 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:19,640 Whoa! 12 00:00:20,311 --> 00:00:21,271 ♪ A real good time ♪ 13 00:00:21,354 --> 00:00:22,274 Aah! 14 00:00:22,689 --> 00:00:24,229 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:24,315 --> 00:00:26,525 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 16 00:00:26,609 --> 00:00:27,689 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 17 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 18 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,776 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,486 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 20 00:00:35,577 --> 00:00:39,907 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 21 00:00:39,998 --> 00:00:41,248 ♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ 22 00:00:41,332 --> 00:00:42,792 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 23 00:00:42,876 --> 00:00:45,456 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 24 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,375 Gawrsh! 25 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,343 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 26 00:00:47,422 --> 00:00:50,552 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 27 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,848 ♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪ 28 00:00:53,928 --> 00:00:55,888 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 29 00:00:55,972 --> 00:00:56,972 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 30 00:00:57,057 --> 00:00:58,847 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 31 00:00:58,933 --> 00:00:59,813 Yeah! 32 00:01:07,984 --> 00:01:11,534 There! Not missin' this show no how, no way! 33 00:01:12,238 --> 00:01:13,488 Three minutes to air time. 34 00:01:15,075 --> 00:01:17,155 Oh, Petey's gonna be on TV! 35 00:01:17,243 --> 00:01:18,243 Bury this! 36 00:01:18,328 --> 00:01:20,158 So nobody trips on the cord. 37 00:01:20,830 --> 00:01:23,460 A copy for me, one for mom, one for the academy. 38 00:01:24,793 --> 00:01:26,803 Comfy? Have some munchies. 39 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:30,629 Hey, Goof! Showtime! 40 00:01:30,715 --> 00:01:32,795 Come on, Dad. There's gonna be 41 00:01:32,884 --> 00:01:35,224 a big TV news special about Pete. 42 00:01:35,303 --> 00:01:37,263 Our own neighbour on tellyvision? 43 00:01:37,347 --> 00:01:39,767 I wouldn't miss that for all the jell-o in Java. 44 00:01:39,849 --> 00:01:43,189 Huh? Gawrsh! 45 00:01:43,269 --> 00:01:46,019 Twenty big ones! Know what this means? 46 00:01:46,106 --> 00:01:47,936 New skateboard, here I come. 47 00:01:48,024 --> 00:01:52,454 No! I gotta find the rightful owner, and pronto! 48 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:54,909 What if this belongs to some little old lady? 49 00:01:54,989 --> 00:01:56,949 What if she needs it to pay the mortgage on the-- 50 00:01:57,033 --> 00:01:58,453 I get it, I get it. 51 00:01:58,535 --> 00:02:00,865 It's like I always say, Max, 52 00:02:00,954 --> 00:02:03,544 -honesty's the best policy. -Honesty's the best policy. 53 00:02:03,623 --> 00:02:06,503 Tell Pete I'll be back in two tics of a tac toe. 54 00:02:06,584 --> 00:02:08,844 He's not going to like this. 55 00:02:08,920 --> 00:02:10,840 Aw, shucks. He'll understand. 56 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,088 [Pete] He's doin' what? 57 00:02:22,892 --> 00:02:26,772 [gasp] Why, thanks, Goof. You found my missin' 20. 58 00:02:26,855 --> 00:02:29,565 -Yours? You sure? Can you identify it? -You betcha? 59 00:02:29,649 --> 00:02:31,479 Twos, zeros, a picture of Andy Jackson 60 00:02:31,568 --> 00:02:32,898 when he had more hair and needed glasses. 61 00:02:32,986 --> 00:02:34,646 You're right. Here you go. 62 00:02:34,738 --> 00:02:36,408 Oh, I just can't wait! 63 00:02:36,489 --> 00:02:39,579 I called everybody at school, and they're all watching. 64 00:02:39,659 --> 00:02:41,079 [indistinct chatter] 65 00:02:41,161 --> 00:02:42,451 All right, all right. 66 00:02:42,537 --> 00:02:45,077 In 10 seconds, you are going to witness 67 00:02:45,165 --> 00:02:48,205 a major event in television broadcastin', 68 00:02:48,293 --> 00:02:51,553 a news special devoted solely to me. 69 00:02:51,629 --> 00:02:53,259 So sit back, relax, 70 00:02:53,340 --> 00:02:56,130 and try to hold the applause, hmm? 71 00:02:56,217 --> 00:02:59,007 Good day, Spoonerville. 72 00:02:59,095 --> 00:03:01,345 I'm Roland R. Havacheque, 73 00:03:01,431 --> 00:03:04,271 and this is a special presentation 74 00:03:04,351 --> 00:03:07,351 of channel one hyperaction news! 75 00:03:07,437 --> 00:03:11,437 Today a startling profile of a man called Pete, 76 00:03:11,524 --> 00:03:13,444 Spoonerville's leading used car dealer, 77 00:03:13,526 --> 00:03:16,856 as we present "Honest Pete's Used Cars: 78 00:03:16,946 --> 00:03:18,946 Scam or menace"? 79 00:03:19,032 --> 00:03:20,702 What? Pfaah! 80 00:03:20,784 --> 00:03:23,504 [female reporter] Is Honest Pete's just another consumer rip-off 81 00:03:23,578 --> 00:03:26,868 or a menace to then entire free enterprise system? 82 00:03:26,956 --> 00:03:28,706 You be the judge. 83 00:03:28,792 --> 00:03:31,252 Hey, look! It's Petey! 84 00:03:31,336 --> 00:03:33,916 [female reporter] Channel one's hidden camera was there 85 00:03:34,005 --> 00:03:35,875 as Pete conned an unsuspecting customer 86 00:03:35,965 --> 00:03:37,925 into taking a test ride 87 00:03:38,009 --> 00:03:41,139 in a car specially rigged to separate the customer 88 00:03:41,179 --> 00:03:43,099 from his pocket change. 89 00:03:45,475 --> 00:03:46,555 Heh-heh-heh. 90 00:03:46,643 --> 00:03:48,483 Sucker! 91 00:03:48,561 --> 00:03:51,821 Now, now, don't go jumpin' to contusions. 92 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,148 Haven't you ever heard of finders keepers? 93 00:03:54,234 --> 00:03:57,494 [muttering] 94 00:03:57,570 --> 00:03:59,410 Even after the deal's made, 95 00:03:59,489 --> 00:04:03,619 it's never too late for Honest Pete to pull the old switcheroo. 96 00:04:03,702 --> 00:04:04,952 Aah! 97 00:04:05,036 --> 00:04:07,036 Get that remote control, quick! 98 00:04:07,122 --> 00:04:09,962 Ah-hyuck! He's a regular TV star. 99 00:04:10,041 --> 00:04:12,461 And to think we knew him when. 100 00:04:12,544 --> 00:04:15,344 Yeah. Before the tar and feathers. 101 00:04:15,422 --> 00:04:17,882 My wives of hopeless husbands group 102 00:04:17,966 --> 00:04:19,796 is getting an earful this week. 103 00:04:19,884 --> 00:04:22,684 But, honey mustard, this is business. 104 00:04:22,762 --> 00:04:26,222 Everybody knows when their back's turned, anything goes. 105 00:04:26,307 --> 00:04:29,557 Mommy, can P.J. phone the FBI now? 106 00:04:29,644 --> 00:04:32,654 Later, we talked to the chief of police. 107 00:04:34,482 --> 00:04:36,072 These abuses must cease. 108 00:04:36,151 --> 00:04:40,241 Any more shady shenanigans, and honest Pete's gonna be jailbird Pete! 109 00:04:40,321 --> 00:04:41,571 [siren wailing] 110 00:04:41,656 --> 00:04:43,276 They're coming to get me! 111 00:04:43,366 --> 00:04:44,736 Don't let 'em get me, Goof! 112 00:04:44,826 --> 00:04:46,746 We're best pals! Bosom buddies! 113 00:04:46,828 --> 00:04:47,998 You gotta help me! 114 00:04:48,079 --> 00:04:49,079 [knock on door] 115 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:51,673 There he is! 116 00:04:51,750 --> 00:04:53,590 Eee! 117 00:04:53,668 --> 00:04:56,918 I've been looking for you... 118 00:04:57,005 --> 00:04:59,465 Mr Goof. 119 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:00,796 Me? 120 00:05:00,884 --> 00:05:03,394 Your posters for that $20 bill 121 00:05:03,470 --> 00:05:06,510 are a shining example to everyone outside of politics. 122 00:05:06,598 --> 00:05:09,098 Therefore, as mayor of our fair city, 123 00:05:09,184 --> 00:05:11,444 I'm pleased to proclaim you 124 00:05:11,519 --> 00:05:14,109 the most honest man in Spoonerville. 125 00:05:15,315 --> 00:05:16,975 Gawrsh! 126 00:05:17,067 --> 00:05:19,067 All right, dad! 127 00:05:19,152 --> 00:05:21,862 And at note, I'm happy to announce 128 00:05:21,946 --> 00:05:24,316 the most honest man in Spoonerville 129 00:05:24,407 --> 00:05:28,037 has just been made custodian of customer contentment 130 00:05:28,119 --> 00:05:30,579 at Honest Pete's Used Cars. 131 00:05:30,663 --> 00:05:32,083 I have? 132 00:05:32,332 --> 00:05:34,382 That's Honest Pete's Used Cars, 133 00:05:34,417 --> 00:05:38,207 open seven days a week at the sign of the big smilin' Pete, 134 00:05:38,296 --> 00:05:41,216 where no deal's too small and no price is to high 135 00:05:41,299 --> 00:05:44,549 for you, the car-buyin' public. 136 00:05:46,012 --> 00:05:47,262 And remember, 137 00:05:47,347 --> 00:05:51,097 one double-dealing dirty trick, and it's off to the hoosegow. 138 00:05:51,184 --> 00:05:53,654 Yes, your chieftanship. 139 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:57,188 Well, I must say I never thought I'd buy a car from honest Pete's, 140 00:05:57,273 --> 00:06:01,533 but if one can't trust the most honest man in Spoonerville, then who? 141 00:06:01,611 --> 00:06:04,611 [Goofy] Honesty is our policy. 142 00:06:05,198 --> 00:06:08,278 Heh-heh. It's working already. 143 00:06:08,368 --> 00:06:10,538 Hmm... I don't know. 144 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:14,960 $5,000 seems on the steep side. 145 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:16,211 Sure does. 146 00:06:16,292 --> 00:06:19,922 Can't worth more than, oh, 12 bucks. 147 00:06:21,006 --> 00:06:22,916 -Sold! -What? 148 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:24,508 That heap cost me a buck 50! 149 00:06:24,592 --> 00:06:26,092 [grumbling] 150 00:06:26,177 --> 00:06:27,177 Going somewhere, Pete? 151 00:06:28,722 --> 00:06:30,472 Heh-heh-heh. 152 00:06:30,557 --> 00:06:32,477 Just going to congratulate my new associate 153 00:06:32,559 --> 00:06:35,059 on his very first sale. 154 00:06:35,145 --> 00:06:36,645 Heh-heh-heh. 155 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:39,980 Congratulations, Pal. 156 00:06:40,066 --> 00:06:41,396 Thank you kindly, Pete. 157 00:06:42,235 --> 00:06:44,895 Here you go. Two 5s and a 2. 158 00:06:44,988 --> 00:06:46,408 Hee-hee-hee-hee! 159 00:06:46,489 --> 00:06:48,489 That's... swell. 160 00:06:51,202 --> 00:06:54,912 Hmm... bent axle, holes in the gas tank... 161 00:06:54,998 --> 00:06:57,458 I know it isn't much of a car, 162 00:06:57,542 --> 00:07:00,132 but if I could get a few dollars for it... 163 00:07:02,380 --> 00:07:05,130 Well, I guess I could give you 2 bucks for it. 164 00:07:05,216 --> 00:07:07,966 Oh, that would be wonderful. 165 00:07:09,220 --> 00:07:11,680 Since my Henry passed on, 166 00:07:11,765 --> 00:07:14,345 it's been so hard to make ends meet. 167 00:07:14,434 --> 00:07:17,024 I've sold practically everything-- 168 00:07:17,103 --> 00:07:19,693 my furniture, the wallpaper. 169 00:07:19,773 --> 00:07:23,363 I had to put the goldfish up for adoption. 170 00:07:23,443 --> 00:07:26,153 I couldn't afford to change the water 171 00:07:26,237 --> 00:07:28,277 in his little bowl. 172 00:07:29,491 --> 00:07:30,781 Gawrsh. 173 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,621 Here. Here's 500 bucks. 174 00:07:35,705 --> 00:07:38,035 Oh, thank you! 175 00:07:39,793 --> 00:07:41,003 Close enough. 176 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:43,086 Of course it will be hard 177 00:07:43,171 --> 00:07:46,721 to get to the senior centre now that the car is gone, 178 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:49,180 but I suppose I'm too old 179 00:07:49,260 --> 00:07:51,680 and too poor to have fun anymore. 180 00:07:52,097 --> 00:07:54,717 Gawrsh. Everybody ought to have a little fun 181 00:07:54,808 --> 00:07:57,728 once in a while. Tell you what I'm gonna do. 182 00:07:57,811 --> 00:08:00,021 I can throw in some kind of vehicle 183 00:08:00,105 --> 00:08:01,515 to help get you by. 184 00:08:09,197 --> 00:08:11,527 [neigh] 185 00:08:14,035 --> 00:08:16,445 Not the Fellini deluxe! 186 00:08:22,377 --> 00:08:24,417 Honesty is our policy. 187 00:08:24,504 --> 00:08:26,924 Can't be worth more than 12 bucks. 188 00:08:27,007 --> 00:08:29,677 I've got to find the rightful owner. 189 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:30,929 That's a promise. 190 00:08:31,011 --> 00:08:35,221 I-- d-- what-- aah! 191 00:08:37,684 --> 00:08:39,524 [Goofy] What a day! Ah-hyuck! 192 00:08:39,602 --> 00:08:42,062 Sold 114 cars! 193 00:08:42,147 --> 00:08:45,897 Here you go, Petey. $39.18. 194 00:08:45,984 --> 00:08:49,324 Proof positive that honesty pays. 195 00:08:49,404 --> 00:08:52,824 Pete, so long as the most honest man in Spoonerville 196 00:08:52,907 --> 00:08:55,947 is on the job, you're off the hook. 197 00:08:56,036 --> 00:08:58,366 See you bright and early tomorrow, Petey. 198 00:08:59,706 --> 00:09:03,036 I never shoulda left the Army! 199 00:09:03,126 --> 00:09:04,666 Waah! 200 00:09:06,463 --> 00:09:08,343 [Pete] Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk. 201 00:09:08,423 --> 00:09:12,683 Dis car? Gawrsh! Dis car's only worth $1.09. 202 00:09:12,761 --> 00:09:15,891 Oops! Forgot that spot of rust. 203 00:09:15,972 --> 00:09:18,642 Hyuk! $1.02. 204 00:09:18,725 --> 00:09:21,555 And gawrsh! Oh, gawrsh! 205 00:09:21,644 --> 00:09:25,824 Don't forget this bag of money you left in the back seat. 206 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,533 "The helmet of blind obedience 207 00:09:35,617 --> 00:09:38,537 makes any mutt your slave?" 208 00:09:42,832 --> 00:09:45,672 Heh-heh. Ain't life grand? 209 00:09:47,504 --> 00:09:51,344 Goof, old buddy, old pal, you've done so well 210 00:09:51,424 --> 00:09:54,554 that for the next hour you get to wear 211 00:09:54,636 --> 00:09:58,006 the official crown of sales distinction. 212 00:09:58,098 --> 00:09:59,768 Gawrsh. Thanks, Petey. 213 00:09:59,849 --> 00:10:01,599 Well, gosh, oh, golly. 214 00:10:01,685 --> 00:10:03,685 Would you look at that? 215 00:10:03,770 --> 00:10:05,520 Tsk, tsk. 216 00:10:05,605 --> 00:10:08,145 Some poor citizen left his wallet 217 00:10:08,233 --> 00:10:09,613 in one of our cars. 218 00:10:09,693 --> 00:10:11,613 Whatever shall we do? 219 00:10:11,695 --> 00:10:13,025 We got to find the owner! 220 00:10:13,113 --> 00:10:15,873 Like I always say, honesty is the best... 221 00:10:15,949 --> 00:10:19,619 Finders keepers! 222 00:10:19,703 --> 00:10:23,463 Finders keepers! 223 00:10:23,540 --> 00:10:26,540 Finders keepers. 224 00:10:30,255 --> 00:10:32,585 I'm in love! 225 00:10:32,674 --> 00:10:35,474 $100,000? 226 00:10:35,552 --> 00:10:37,512 What makes it worth that much? 227 00:10:37,595 --> 00:10:41,135 Got me. Truth is this clunker's only worth-- 228 00:10:41,224 --> 00:10:44,144 a fib's worth 1,000 facts. 229 00:10:44,227 --> 00:10:47,727 A fib's worth 1,000 facts. 230 00:10:47,814 --> 00:10:49,904 Worth 200,000. 231 00:10:49,983 --> 00:10:52,903 After all, that's what we gave Elvis 232 00:10:52,986 --> 00:10:53,986 when he traded it in. 233 00:10:54,070 --> 00:10:56,160 Elvis' car? 234 00:10:56,906 --> 00:10:58,276 I'll take it. 235 00:10:58,867 --> 00:11:01,657 Congratulations, sir. You made a wise purchase. 236 00:11:01,745 --> 00:11:04,495 Now go out there and command the road. 237 00:11:04,581 --> 00:11:08,461 When their back is turned, anything goes. 238 00:11:18,386 --> 00:11:20,096 Nice job, Goof! 239 00:11:20,180 --> 00:11:21,510 Thanks, Pete. 240 00:11:21,598 --> 00:11:23,558 Hey, somebody dropped a penny. 241 00:11:24,184 --> 00:11:27,024 Well, look at that. Now what do we do? 242 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:27,983 Why, we-- 243 00:11:28,063 --> 00:11:30,863 finders keepers. 244 00:11:30,940 --> 00:11:33,440 Ah-hyuck! Finders keepers! 245 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:36,356 [laughing] 246 00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,118 Finders keepers! 247 00:11:42,702 --> 00:11:45,792 A fib is worth 1,000 facts. 248 00:11:45,872 --> 00:11:47,792 When their back is turned, 249 00:11:47,874 --> 00:11:51,044 anything goes, goes, goes... 250 00:11:52,629 --> 00:11:55,839 All been sold out, and it isn't even noon! 251 00:11:55,924 --> 00:11:58,094 Ha-ha! What sucker would suspect 252 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:01,676 the most honest man in Spoonerville been rippin 'em off? 253 00:12:02,889 --> 00:12:04,139 Here's all the stuff 254 00:12:04,224 --> 00:12:05,894 folks dropped in the car, Petey. 255 00:12:05,975 --> 00:12:07,635 Leave it on the desk. 256 00:12:07,727 --> 00:12:08,807 Nuh-uh. 257 00:12:08,895 --> 00:12:10,475 What do you mean, nuh-uh? 258 00:12:10,563 --> 00:12:12,023 Well, it's mine. 259 00:12:12,107 --> 00:12:13,477 Finders keepers. 260 00:12:13,566 --> 00:12:16,646 Yeah, yeah, that's right. You found, I keep. 261 00:12:16,736 --> 00:12:20,316 That loot was on my lot, so it's mine, see? 262 00:12:20,407 --> 00:12:22,487 Sorry. I found it, I'm keepin' it. 263 00:12:22,575 --> 00:12:24,285 I don't even want it, 264 00:12:24,369 --> 00:12:25,999 but for some reason I can't to give it up. 265 00:12:26,079 --> 00:12:28,329 Oh, I'll give you a reason! 266 00:12:28,415 --> 00:12:30,075 You got just two seconds-- 267 00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,206 well, lookie what else I found. 268 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:34,713 Ah-hyuck! Finders keepers. 269 00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,626 Gimme that! It's mine! 270 00:12:36,715 --> 00:12:38,795 Well, this is nice. 271 00:12:38,883 --> 00:12:40,473 What? That's mine, too! 272 00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:42,052 Look at this and this-- give that back! That's my-- 273 00:12:42,137 --> 00:12:45,177 and this and this here. 274 00:12:45,265 --> 00:12:47,175 This is nice. Lookie here. 275 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:49,017 I found it. Finders keepers, you know. 276 00:12:49,102 --> 00:12:52,522 Oh, lookie! Found this and this and this! 277 00:12:52,605 --> 00:12:53,605 Stop that! 278 00:12:53,690 --> 00:12:55,780 OK, OK! 279 00:12:55,859 --> 00:12:57,109 You win. 280 00:12:57,193 --> 00:12:59,283 Take it, you-- just leave me-- 281 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:03,413 that's my car! 282 00:13:03,491 --> 00:13:05,991 Ah-hyuck! Found it sittin' out back. 283 00:13:06,077 --> 00:13:07,407 See ya after lunch! 284 00:13:08,913 --> 00:13:11,043 Come back here! 285 00:13:13,376 --> 00:13:17,046 [humming] 286 00:13:17,964 --> 00:13:20,384 Hmm... Elvis' car. 287 00:13:21,801 --> 00:13:24,181 Finders keepers! 288 00:13:24,262 --> 00:13:25,682 Finders keepers. 289 00:13:28,933 --> 00:13:30,313 That's right, Edna. 290 00:13:30,393 --> 00:13:31,903 It's pink, of course. 291 00:13:31,978 --> 00:13:34,108 And it may be my imagination, 292 00:13:34,189 --> 00:13:38,689 but I swear there was sweat on the steering wheel. 293 00:13:41,946 --> 00:13:44,946 And then I found a white thread on the driver's-- 294 00:13:45,033 --> 00:13:45,873 Aah! 295 00:13:45,950 --> 00:13:47,910 [humming] 296 00:13:54,417 --> 00:13:56,627 That's all I need. Try to make a dishonest living. 297 00:13:56,711 --> 00:13:58,841 Next thing I know, I've gone and invented Goofenstein! 298 00:13:58,922 --> 00:14:01,262 [muttering] 299 00:14:02,592 --> 00:14:04,762 Stop the Goof. Oh! 300 00:14:04,844 --> 00:14:08,644 Snookums! I take back most of the things I said about you 301 00:14:08,723 --> 00:14:10,483 because the paper is just full 302 00:14:10,558 --> 00:14:13,058 of how Goofy's put the honesty back in honest Pete's. 303 00:14:13,144 --> 00:14:15,154 And I'm so proud of you that I can-- 304 00:14:15,230 --> 00:14:16,730 punkin seed, I hate to get personal 305 00:14:16,815 --> 00:14:18,015 during your lunch hour, 306 00:14:18,108 --> 00:14:19,978 but why aren't you wearing any pants? 307 00:14:32,122 --> 00:14:35,542 Well, now let's see the Goof swipe this. 308 00:14:38,795 --> 00:14:40,625 Hiya, Petey. Ah-hyuck! 309 00:14:40,714 --> 00:14:42,304 Where did these cars come from! 310 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:44,842 Well, that one was parked in front of city hall, 311 00:14:44,926 --> 00:14:47,136 that one was in back of the police station, 312 00:14:47,220 --> 00:14:49,140 that one was just sitting in front of the bank 313 00:14:49,222 --> 00:14:50,352 with the engine running. 314 00:14:50,432 --> 00:14:53,312 Just all sort of sitting there, and I thought... 315 00:14:53,435 --> 00:14:55,765 Well, finders keepers. 316 00:14:55,854 --> 00:14:58,614 You didn't. You didn't. 317 00:14:58,690 --> 00:14:59,940 You did. 318 00:15:00,692 --> 00:15:03,362 But nobody will believe the most honest man in Spoonerville 319 00:15:03,445 --> 00:15:05,775 is a car thief. They'll blame me! 320 00:15:05,864 --> 00:15:08,204 We gotta put 'em all back before-- aah! 321 00:15:13,079 --> 00:15:15,499 Sorry! Can't let anybody on the lot! 322 00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:17,252 Got a big oil spill. Very slippery. 323 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,714 Oh. Did I mention plague? Yeah, tse tse flies. 324 00:15:19,794 --> 00:15:20,924 Heebie-jeebies, runny noses, horrible. 325 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:22,174 You don't want to be here. 326 00:15:22,297 --> 00:15:24,627 Yes, I do. 327 00:15:25,216 --> 00:15:28,086 What's my patrol car doing here? 328 00:15:28,178 --> 00:15:30,428 [Pete] Your car? Here? Gee-- 329 00:15:30,513 --> 00:15:33,683 I-- I can explain. It's here... 330 00:15:33,767 --> 00:15:36,267 Here for a free oil change. 331 00:15:37,103 --> 00:15:39,693 Yeah. Well, I'll just check that statement out 332 00:15:39,773 --> 00:15:41,943 with the most honest man in Spoonerville. 333 00:15:42,025 --> 00:15:43,645 Is that right, Goof? 334 00:15:44,277 --> 00:15:45,567 Well... 335 00:15:45,653 --> 00:15:49,123 A fib's worth 1,000 facts. 336 00:15:49,199 --> 00:15:51,949 Well, Chief, Pete's not exactly tellin' the truth. 337 00:15:52,535 --> 00:15:53,865 Ah-ha! 338 00:15:53,953 --> 00:15:56,123 It's really here for an oil change, 339 00:15:56,206 --> 00:15:58,876 free set of plugs, and a free wash. 340 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:01,168 Free plugs? A wash, you say? 341 00:16:01,252 --> 00:16:04,172 Well, OK, but make it snappy. 342 00:16:04,255 --> 00:16:07,335 Whew! Yes, sir, your chiefologist. 343 00:16:09,344 --> 00:16:11,014 O.K., Petey, don't panic. 344 00:16:11,096 --> 00:16:13,926 Quick oil change and a wash, and he's out of here. 345 00:16:14,057 --> 00:16:15,227 [crash] 346 00:16:15,308 --> 00:16:18,808 You know, this car looks sort of familiar. 347 00:16:18,895 --> 00:16:23,225 When their back's turned, anything goes. 348 00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,829 Polishin' it for you, Chiefy. 349 00:16:31,908 --> 00:16:34,488 Never mind that. Finish my car. 350 00:16:34,577 --> 00:16:36,247 Yes, Sir! 351 00:16:36,329 --> 00:16:39,749 That Goof's gonna land me in the slammer yet. 352 00:16:47,882 --> 00:16:49,432 Gimme those! What do you think you're doin'? 353 00:16:49,509 --> 00:16:51,139 They're mine. They're not yours! 354 00:16:51,261 --> 00:16:52,141 Finders keepers. I'll find you-- 355 00:16:52,262 --> 00:16:54,102 -Gimme them! -Get your mitts offa that! 356 00:16:54,222 --> 00:16:57,482 -Hey! -Here. I was just... 357 00:16:57,559 --> 00:16:59,309 Freshening the crease? 358 00:16:59,394 --> 00:17:01,314 Just finish the car! 359 00:17:01,396 --> 00:17:03,186 I don't need my buttons buffed 360 00:17:03,273 --> 00:17:05,283 or my cufflinks laundered. 361 00:17:05,400 --> 00:17:08,240 What's he trying to do, starting a fashion trend? 362 00:17:08,319 --> 00:17:10,609 [mumbling] 363 00:17:12,365 --> 00:17:14,865 What's my car doing on your lot? 364 00:17:15,118 --> 00:17:18,868 Um... it's a busted light bulb filament, 365 00:17:18,955 --> 00:17:20,415 bad brake pedal, very dangerous. 366 00:17:20,498 --> 00:17:22,538 Got it right here. Fix it for you for free. 367 00:17:22,667 --> 00:17:24,707 Courtesy of Honest Pete's used cars, oh, yeah. 368 00:17:30,258 --> 00:17:32,258 Isn't my car ready yet? 369 00:17:32,344 --> 00:17:34,184 Comin' right up! 370 00:17:34,262 --> 00:17:37,222 -Howdy, Mayor. Nice hat. -Thanks. Fine. 371 00:17:37,307 --> 00:17:38,597 Aah! 372 00:17:38,725 --> 00:17:40,185 Nice cane, too. 373 00:17:40,310 --> 00:17:41,350 Gimme that! 374 00:17:42,228 --> 00:17:43,608 I beg your pardon! 375 00:17:43,730 --> 00:17:45,020 Great tie. 376 00:17:45,106 --> 00:17:46,226 Let me have that! 377 00:17:46,316 --> 00:17:47,526 That's my cane! 378 00:17:47,609 --> 00:17:48,739 Look what I found. 379 00:17:48,818 --> 00:17:50,278 -That's my hat! -Gimme that! 380 00:17:50,403 --> 00:17:52,203 Attention all cars! 381 00:17:52,280 --> 00:17:54,030 Be on the lookout for an armoured car 382 00:17:54,157 --> 00:17:56,327 stolen from the Spoonerville bank parking lot. 383 00:18:01,456 --> 00:18:03,076 [panting] 384 00:18:03,208 --> 00:18:06,208 Where's my car? 385 00:18:06,294 --> 00:18:07,964 It's all ready for you, right over-- 386 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:10,256 -Aah! -[humming] 387 00:18:18,264 --> 00:18:20,184 Just rotatin' the tires. 388 00:18:22,102 --> 00:18:24,602 I presume my car's been repaired? 389 00:18:24,688 --> 00:18:27,148 Yeah, yeah, it's all fixed. Here. 390 00:18:31,069 --> 00:18:33,409 Hey! Won't start! 391 00:18:36,324 --> 00:18:38,164 Have you goin' in a jiffy. 392 00:18:38,243 --> 00:18:39,453 Aah! 393 00:18:40,578 --> 00:18:41,658 ♪ Doo doo doo doo doo ♪ 394 00:18:41,746 --> 00:18:43,076 ♪ Finders keepers ♪ 395 00:18:43,164 --> 00:18:44,794 Minor problem. 396 00:18:44,874 --> 00:18:47,294 Fix it in two shakes. 397 00:18:47,377 --> 00:18:50,417 Not so fast. 398 00:18:51,881 --> 00:18:54,511 ♪ Hmm-hmm-hmm, finders keepers ♪ 399 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:56,262 ♪ Losers weepers ♪ 400 00:18:56,344 --> 00:18:58,224 Ha-ha-ha-ha-ho. 401 00:18:58,304 --> 00:18:59,434 Aah! 402 00:19:00,515 --> 00:19:02,765 Get me down from here! 403 00:19:11,151 --> 00:19:13,991 What is that doin' here? 404 00:19:14,070 --> 00:19:16,240 -I found it. -You found it? 405 00:19:16,322 --> 00:19:18,992 No! What he means to say is-- 406 00:19:20,160 --> 00:19:22,830 there's a million bucks in that truck. 407 00:19:22,912 --> 00:19:24,332 Anybody else would've kept it, 408 00:19:24,414 --> 00:19:29,384 but you, ha, what an honest citizen. Here. 409 00:19:29,461 --> 00:19:32,131 [muttering] My eyes gotta be lyin' to me. 410 00:19:32,213 --> 00:19:35,473 I can't stand it. I'm going crazy! Aah! 411 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,550 Yes, Sir. We'll just get it to the bank and-- 412 00:19:38,636 --> 00:19:39,636 Oh, I'm not giving it b-- 413 00:19:39,721 --> 00:19:41,061 [muffled] 414 00:19:41,139 --> 00:19:42,429 Excuse us. 415 00:19:45,018 --> 00:19:47,188 Obviously, a little knowledge is a dangerous thing 416 00:19:47,270 --> 00:19:48,440 in the head of a Goof. 417 00:19:50,523 --> 00:19:52,443 Honesty is the best policy. 418 00:19:52,525 --> 00:19:55,025 Honesty's the best policy. 419 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:57,861 Honesty's... the best policy? 420 00:19:58,490 --> 00:19:59,490 Yes! 421 00:19:59,574 --> 00:20:00,994 [man] There's my car! 422 00:20:01,076 --> 00:20:02,536 Hey! What's going on? 423 00:20:02,619 --> 00:20:04,449 [shouting] 424 00:20:04,537 --> 00:20:06,037 All right, all right. 425 00:20:06,122 --> 00:20:08,382 Now what's the problem here? 426 00:20:08,458 --> 00:20:11,498 Oh, that's the car I bought this morning! 427 00:20:11,586 --> 00:20:13,836 And Elvis' car! 428 00:20:13,922 --> 00:20:15,342 That's my car! That car's mine! 429 00:20:15,423 --> 00:20:17,053 [shouting] 430 00:20:17,133 --> 00:20:20,013 Wait a minute! I can explain! 431 00:20:20,428 --> 00:20:23,468 More free car washes, Pete? 432 00:20:23,556 --> 00:20:26,016 Hee-hee-hee-hee-hee! 433 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:42,993 Whew! 434 00:20:43,076 --> 00:20:44,576 Thanks, Petey! 435 00:20:46,913 --> 00:20:51,083 Oh, I'm too tired to kill you now, Goof. 436 00:20:51,167 --> 00:20:55,337 I'm broke. I got no cars left to sell. 437 00:20:55,422 --> 00:20:58,092 In fact, all I got left 438 00:20:58,174 --> 00:21:02,854 is this lousy 20 I conned you out of yesterday. 439 00:21:03,388 --> 00:21:05,598 Either one of you the owner of this $20 bill? 440 00:21:05,682 --> 00:21:07,022 Yeah! 441 00:21:07,100 --> 00:21:09,190 It's mine, see? 442 00:21:09,269 --> 00:21:13,019 Mine! M-y-n! And nobody's taking it from me! 443 00:21:13,106 --> 00:21:15,356 Treasury department. That bill's counterfeit. 444 00:21:15,442 --> 00:21:16,782 It's his! He found it! 445 00:21:16,901 --> 00:21:17,941 Never saw it before in my life. 446 00:21:18,028 --> 00:21:19,198 It's all the Goof's! 447 00:21:19,279 --> 00:21:20,359 That correct, Goof? 448 00:21:20,613 --> 00:21:22,823 Honesty's the best policy. 449 00:21:22,949 --> 00:21:24,699 Yep. I found it. 450 00:21:24,784 --> 00:21:26,454 [laughing] 451 00:21:26,536 --> 00:21:28,866 See ya in 20 years, Goof. 452 00:21:28,955 --> 00:21:30,455 Ah-ah. We'll take that. 453 00:21:30,540 --> 00:21:31,830 First counterfeit bill ever made. 454 00:21:31,958 --> 00:21:33,168 Stolen from federal vault. 455 00:21:33,251 --> 00:21:34,921 Big reward for whoever found it. 456 00:21:35,003 --> 00:21:37,423 Gawrsh! Thanks! 457 00:21:43,428 --> 00:21:45,718 Medal from the President. Good work, Goof. 458 00:21:45,805 --> 00:21:49,635 Ah, but had it right in-- [babbling] 459 00:21:49,726 --> 00:21:52,016 My favorite hand! I could've had it! 460 00:21:52,103 --> 00:21:54,943 It was I-- but he-- but-- but it was-- 461 00:21:55,023 --> 00:21:57,073 Aah! 462 00:21:57,150 --> 00:22:00,990 Soon as you get more cars to sell, give me a call! Ah-hyuck! 463 00:22:01,071 --> 00:22:02,161 See ya, Petey. 464 00:22:02,238 --> 00:22:03,948 Uh-huck. See ya, Petey! 465 00:22:04,032 --> 00:22:06,912 Aah! 466 00:22:06,993 --> 00:22:11,043 [laughing maniacally] 467 00:22:12,415 --> 00:22:15,495 Aaah! 468 00:22:16,419 --> 00:22:17,629 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 469 00:22:17,712 --> 00:22:19,712 [theme music playing] 470 00:22:44,698 --> 00:22:45,618 Yeah!