Ah-hyuck!
♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪
♪ Like father, like son ♪
♪ You're always number one ♪
[both] Yes!
♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪
Yeah!
♪ You always seem to work things out ♪
♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪
♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪
Whoa!
♪ A real good time ♪
Aah!
♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
♪ And we'll always stick together ♪
♪ Always stick together ♪
♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
♪ The best of friends forever ♪
♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪
♪ We're always ready to roll ♪
-♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ -♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
♪ And we always stick together ♪
Gawrsh!
♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪
♪ The best of friends forever ♪
♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪
♪ Come along and join the fun ♪
♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪
♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪
Yeah!
[birds chirping]
[dog barking]
[Pete] Oh, Goofster,
time's a-tickin'.
Hmm. I could spell "cat."
No, don't have enough Ks.
Hmm.
I'm not gettin' any younger, ya know.
I know, Pete, but you're aging real dignified.
Shush, bean dip. Goofy's tryin' to think.
Think. Ha ha. Well.
That'll only take another 2,000 years
of evolutin'!
It's been 27 minutes 30 seconds, Goof!
Why don't you just put somethin' down?
Hmm. Oh, well, uh...
How about sesquipedalian?
Sesquipa-whaty? If you're gonna make up a word,
don't make up such a phony-sounding long one.
Ah-ah-ah. It is too a word. See?
Give me that!
"Sesquiped--a long and lengthsome word."
I don't believe this stupid-- [muttering]
Pure dumb luck.
10, 20, and three 5s,
Plus the quintuple word score
makes it... Oh, my! 225 points!
Once, when I was in grade school,
I won a spellin' "c."
Or was it a "g"? "E"? "D"?
I knew it was one of them alphabetic numerials.
Ooh! You really think you're smart, don'tcha?
I'm so smart, I know stuff
I haven't even learned yet, see?
[telephone ringing]
Pardon my frank, but my phone's ringin'.
We better go, dimple chins.
We have to go pack for the trip
that you've been promising us
for the past six months!
Hey, Pete, it's one of them radio quizzes.
I never been on the radio before.
How's my hair?
[man on radio] Sir, this is your lucky day.
You could win a free remodeling job
on any room in your house
if--and I underline if--
if you can answer tonight's question.
Saskatchewan! I mean 3,041!
Albatross! The shin bone!
To get to the other side? No, don't tell me.
Kumquats!
Goof, let him ask the question,
then you can get it wrong.
Right.
And the question is...
Who is buried in Grant's tomb?
Oh, gawrsh. Did Grant die?
That's absolutely correct!
Oh, congratulations, really!
Won?
You won?
He won?
Hold the phone! I got to go tell Maxie!
He-he-hello? He-hello?
We forgot to ask you for your address.
Well, how would I know?
The dipstick lives next door to me,
so it must be 365 west--
Correction on that.
I got a little overexcited.
Ha ha ha. His address is 367 West Main,
and his name is Pete. That's with one "p."
Why should they waste a free remodelin' job on this dump?
They'll be here tomorrow?
Oh, that'll be fine, just fine.
This is just wonderful! Ah-hyuck!
Maybe I'll have them remodel that broom closet
or Maxie's tree house
-or-- -Uh, bad news, Goof.
They seem to have made a slight miscalculation.
Come to find out you had to be the 1000th caller
instead of the 99th.
Sorry, pal. You didn't win.
Aw. And to think I came so close.
I'll tell you what.
You're welcome to come on over
and watch the renovatin'
I'm havin' done on my place.
Maybe it'll cheer ya up.
[Pete] Ah, let me see now.
I could redo the living room.
Peg would like that.
Or maybe a new TV room for the kids.
Or my own very private game room,
just for the three of us: me, myself, and I.
Oh, I'm gonna take these remodelin' guys
for all I'm worth.
We'll start with bigger windows
so's the neighbors can see
the hand-carved mahogany shelf you're buildin' here.
Right after you get rid of this old couch.
Does this guy know his remodelin' or what, Spud?
Yeah, Wally.
I'm surprised he didn't want a bowling alley, too.
Bowlin' alley?
Did you say bowlin' alley?
You couldn't get one of them here, could you?
I guess you're right.
It wouldn't really fit
what with this wall being here and all.
Oh. Well, you can move it back
just a skosh, couldn't you?
Now why didn't we think of that, Wally?
Say, you're not one of them inferior decorators, are ya,
tryin' to scam us poor small business types?
Moi? I'm just a simple, dumb homeowner.
Wouldn't know which end of the sawhorse to pick up.
Seems on the level to me, Spud.
Of course, if we was to go extending beyond this wall,
it'd cost a little bit extra.
Oh, just a little.
I must be gettin' a 10-grand job done for nothin'.
And a bowling alley would run me 5,000.
So I'm actually turnin' a 150% profit here.
Well, boys, you drive a hard bargain,
but ya got yourselves a deal.
Pete, what in the name of Pete is going on?
It's OK, Peggy-kins.
Just havin' a little remodelin' done.
A little? This is going to cost us a little fortune.
Don't forget, we've got to pay for my trip--
No, no, pumpernickel.
We're actually gettin' a great deal.
I outslicked them slickers
into doin' it all for practically peanuts.
Pete, if this is some elaborate scheme
to get out of the trip--
Now, punkin,
these are professional contractors.
They'll be done long before then.
[Spud] Hey, Mr. Pete.
You just go on about your business, dumplin'.
The boys want to talk to me.
If you want a full
Olympic-size bowling alley--
And a man of your discriminating taste
would want the very best.
Then we're gonna have to move the kitchen...
Temporary-like.
Uh... oh. But, guys, I thought--
Uh-huh. Shoulda seen it comin', Wally.
I guess we go with the bargain-basement model, huh?
Now, now, now wait a minute, fellas.
This kitchen, is it gonna cost extra?
Just a little.
[Pete snoring]
[muttering]
[snoring]
Oh...
[snoring]
Oh...
-[crash] -Quit shovin', Grandma.
There's plenty room in the next lifeboat.
What in the world?
It sounds like they're destroying
the entire house!
It's OK, Peg-ums.
They're probably just doin' the finish work.
Aah!
Hiya, neighbors! Ah-hyuck!
The boys here say I'm a natural
at this demolishin' stuff.
Now, now, Peg,
my sweetness, most-lovable wife...
Don't get those temple veins throbbin'.
I'm goin' right out there now and straighten this out.
[crash]
Oh, uh, by the way, careful where ya step.
Yeah, we took out the--
Aah!
[crash]
[Goofy] ...Stairs.
[water running]
Maybe a good hot shower'll c-c-calm my nerves.
[hums]
[humming]
[humming and whistling]
[whistles]
Oh, yes siree, Petey-boy, ha ha,
everything's gonna be just
fine.
Yaaaah!
Ahh.
[telephone rings]
Honest Car's Lot Pete--
Honest Pete's Car Lot. This is spete peaking--
Uh, this is Pete. What do you want?
Hey, Pete, yeah, hey, things are goin' great.
Just called to tell you
the house is gonna need new wirin'
and we had to tear out the fireplace.
Hmm. Almost had it that time.
What?
[Spud] You see, you got a 1,500-amp main line
running over the joist,
so we're gonna have to reroute it
through the bathroom.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
How much is this gonna cost?
Oh, just a little.
OK, Petey... So it cost ya a teensy bit extra.
That new game room's
gonna make this house worth its weight in gold.
[Goofy] Pete!
I just wanted to be with you
when you see what we did. Ah-hyuck!
Yeah, that's nice, but you know, Goofer,
major remodelin' can be a real strain
on a person's central nervous system.
But I'll tell you, when opportunity knocks,
you grab it by the horns. That's what I always sa--
Say!
My... my... my... my...
It's nice 'n' bright 'n' sunny, isn't it?
Ah-hyuck! Lots more roomier than before.
Don't ya just love it, Pete? Ah-hyuck!
My... my... my...
Say, you're lookin' kinda pale there, buddy.
You got some kind of vitamin deficiency?
Or maybe comin' down with somethin' or somethin'.
My... my... my...
My house!
Yep. Won't Peg be surprised?
Peg! Oh, no! 3:00!
She'll be here any minute now!
I can't let her see it like this!
You want it to be a surprise, do ya?
Well, here she comes now.
Just wait till she sees it.
She'll be speechless.
What?
Hiya, Peg.
Where's Pete?
He's got a surprise for you.
Oh. There you are, sweetums.
I-- [coughs]
'fraid I can't make the--
[coughs] ...trip.
Ah-choo!
Doc says I got the Friday-to-Sunday flu.
Boy, am I surprised.
But-- but I am sick.
See?
Yep. He's been lookin' a few degrees
this side of under the weather, all righty.
Really?
Yeah. Just a minute ago,
he turned all white and broke into a cold sweat.
Oh, well, you poor dear.
I'm not leaving you here all alone.
You're not? I mean, you're not
because you can't let the kids down.
Yeah. Now don't worry about me. I'll be fine.
I asked the goof here if he'd take care of me.
And he said, "Why, sure. Hyuck!"
Ain't that right, Goofer?
Well, no, but if you would have, I'd have said yes.
Well, I suppose we could go without you.
Sure, you could. Ah-choo.
Now if you take the interstate over to vine--
But first I'll set you up a nice comfy spot on the couch
And get you some aspirin and--
No! I mean, you can't, puppy breath.
You gotta pick up the kids and get rollin'
so you beat the rush-hour traffic.
But there's no traffic in Spoonerville.
Right. Not yet.
But there's all those tract-house suburbs
on the drawing board. [giggles]
You never know when the bombs will hit.
Gridlock from here to eternity.
Bye, plum cake.
See ya Sunday afternoon.
That is when you're comin' home, isn't it?
Yes, stubble cheeks.
I'll see ya then. [coughs]
Should be all cured by Sunday.
Now you stay in bed.
You know I will, sweet patootie.
And you make sure he does.
Okey-dokey, sweet patootie--
I mean Peg.
See that he stays warm, drinks plenty of fluids,
and gets a lot of rest.
I'll get him in shipshape shape,
or my name isn't, uh... "15% cotton."
That's not it. It's...
Good-bye, Pete. Bye-bye. Kiss, kiss.
Good-bye, Goofy. Bye-bye. Miss you.
Goofy. That's it. Ah-hyuck!
[Pete] I thought you said
you were gonna have it finished by the weekend!
You're gonna have my household back here
first thing in the morning,
or I'm personally comin' after ya!
[panting]
Petey, I brought you some blankets here.
Gawrsh. I think you're runnin' a fever there, Petey.
I got to get you to bed
so you can get some sleep.
Sleep? Yeah, yeah.
Maybe I need a little sleep.
[snoring]
Aw, look at him.
He looks so... So Pete-ish.
[muttering]
I better make sure he stays all warm 'n' cozy.
[mutters]
Unh! Unh!
What the-- this? Hey.
Aah!
[Pete] Oh, where are those guys?
Here ya go. Some nice hot chicken soup.
They shoulda been on the job at a quarter past dawn.
Oh, kitty, come and get it!
[slurp] Hmm. Not bad.
Tastes like ya left the livers in, too.
[recorded female voice] I'm sorry. The number you have reached
is no longer in service.
It can't be! They couldn't have...
Ah-hyuck! I almost fed the cat some soup.
Hmm? Hmm?
-[retching] -Pete, what's the matter?
Get your keys, Goof.
We're goin' for a little ride.
Nope. Peg told me I got to take good care of ya,
and that's just what I'm gonna do.
[muttering]
But, uh, that was my doctor on the phone.
Yeah. Says I got an acute case of homesickness.
Says as soon as I get my house back, I'll be all cured up.
-Naw. -Yeah.
But I gotta get it back by tomorrow afternoon,
or I'll be headin' for that great used-car lot in the sky.
Whoa! Then we gotta find them guys fast!
Gawrsh.
Beautiful place for a remodelin' business.
Only I don't see any business.
That's because there isn't any business
on account of because I got conned
by a couple of cons!
[echoing] Cons! Cons! Cons...
You're gonna be all right, Petey.
The long arm of the law will put the collar on them crooks
and get your house back.
So I tell you,
this guy ends up loses his entire house.
Nah. You're kidding, right?
Crooks stole the house right from under the guy's nose.
[laughter]
What kind of crazy nut would let something like that happen?
A dumb one, a real dumb one.
[laughing]
Ah-hyuck! Ah-hyuck! Ah-ha ha ha ha!
That's a good one, all righty! Ah-hyuck!
Kind of like exactly what happened to--
[Pete] Now the whole town knows.
If Peg finds out, I'm-- Peg!
Goofer, you got to help me! Time's runnin' out!
Don't go talking like that, Pete.
Maybe you need a second opinion.
What I need is a house!
You know,
I saw somethin' in the paper
that just might be the answer to your problem.
There's a place havin' a weekend special
on used-house parts.
Maybe we can find you somethin' here...
Like maybe this kitchen.
Hmm. You know,
when the sun hits the dirt just a certain way,
it does kind of sort of almost look slightly like my old kitchen.
Well, lookie there. Ah-hyuck!
Doesn't this take a liking
to your little daughter Pistol's room?
Yeah. Yeah! It does, now that you mention it.
Kind of reminds you of your own bedroom, don't it?
The similaritude is almost amazin'.
Even has a fishin' cap just like the one you had.
Why, the semblance of a resemblance is practically eerie.
If I didn't know any better, I'd think that this was--
My fishin' cap! That was my fishin' cap!
This-- this is my bedroom!
And this-- this is my hall!
And my garage!
Well, well, well.
Who have we here?
You!
Uh, boy, am I glad to see you.
I'm givin' you home wreckers one hour
to put my house back together!
Gee, I wish we could, pal, but nope, we can't.
What do you mean, you can't?
I guess you missed the small print
down here where it says
"Any room we have ta move we get salvage rights on."
Right next to a place you signed
with your own legally bindin' name.
Of course, if you really want it back,
I'm sure we could come to some agreement.
[Pete] 52, 53, 54, 55, 56.
There. That's $1,437.56, all I got.
It's a pleasure doin' the business to ya.
Forget it! Just put my house back together.
Sorry, pal. We don't build houses.
We only remodel 'em.
Hey! Hey! You get back here!
You no-good, good for nothin'--
[coughs]
Peg's gonna be here soon.
There ain't no way no how
I'll ever get that house back together in time!
[sobbing]
There's no hope, Goof!
Aw, sure, there is, Pete.
Look, the boys left these architecky-type plans.
But do you think we can do it?
I never put a whole house back together before.
Aw, shucks, if you take half
and I take the other third,
we'll have it done as easy as 1-2-4.
Move 'er up, Goof. Move 'er up.
Back 'er up, Goof. Back 'er up.
Ow!
After a while, you just get used to it.
Oh, I got to hand it to us, Goofer.
We really pulled it off. Ha ha ha!
Yeah, and just in time for Peg and the kids to see.
Ha ha. Perfecto.
Goof! The picture.
Uh, got it, Pete.
Oh, how's my lambie-kins feeling?
Aw, he's doin' swell now,
but you shoulda seen him before we--
[stammering] I'm doin' a wee bit better now, dumplin'.
A good rest did me some good.
Did everything go OK while I was gone?
Fine, yeah, why? What makes you think
anything was wrong in the first place?
I wanted to make sure you were OK.
Oh. Y-yeah.
Ohh.
[singsong] Oh, Pete.
Yes, snookie-wookie, what is it?
You wouldn't happen to know
what happened to my kitchen, would you?
No, dear, I-- What?
Hmm. I thought those right angles looked wrong.
All things being equal,
she didn't take it near so bad as I thought she would.
She coulda blown her stack,
flown right off the handle,
gone and done somethin' rash. Heh heh.
Yes, sir, coulda been a lot worse.
Oh...
♪ Gimme a beat ♪
[theme music playing]
Yeah!