1 00:00:00,542 --> 00:00:02,792 Ah-hyuck! 2 00:00:02,877 --> 00:00:04,547 ♪ H-h-h-hit it ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,379 ♪ Like father, like son ♪ 4 00:00:07,298 --> 00:00:08,548 ♪ You're always number one ♪ 5 00:00:08,633 --> 00:00:09,473 Yes! 6 00:00:09,551 --> 00:00:11,511 ♪ There's buddies, there's pals ♪ 7 00:00:11,594 --> 00:00:12,644 Yeah! 8 00:00:12,721 --> 00:00:14,851 ♪ You always seem to work things out ♪ 9 00:00:14,931 --> 00:00:16,641 ♪ Can't you see you're two of a kind ♪ 10 00:00:16,725 --> 00:00:18,975 ♪ Lookin' for a real good time ♪ 11 00:00:19,060 --> 00:00:19,980 Woah! 12 00:00:20,061 --> 00:00:21,191 ♪ A real good time ♪ 13 00:00:21,271 --> 00:00:22,111 Aah! 14 00:00:22,522 --> 00:00:24,022 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 15 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:26,357 ♪ And we'll always stick together ♪ 16 00:00:26,443 --> 00:00:27,693 ♪ Always stick together ♪ 17 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,357 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 18 00:00:29,446 --> 00:00:31,776 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 19 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,286 ♪ Side by side wherever we go ♪ 20 00:00:35,368 --> 00:00:37,618 ♪ We're always ready to roll ♪ 21 00:00:39,956 --> 00:00:42,626 -♪ Now gimme a beat ♪ -♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 22 00:00:42,709 --> 00:00:44,879 ♪ And we always stick together ♪ 23 00:00:45,545 --> 00:00:46,375 Gawrsh! 24 00:00:46,463 --> 00:00:47,513 ♪ We're the Goof Troop ♪ 25 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:50,549 ♪ The best of friends forever ♪ 26 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,598 ♪ Now we're calling everyone ♪ 27 00:00:53,678 --> 00:00:55,638 ♪ Come along and join the fun ♪ 28 00:00:55,722 --> 00:00:56,812 ♪ Report to the Goof Troop ♪ 29 00:00:56,890 --> 00:00:58,480 ♪ Baa ba doo da bop baa ba doo bop ♪ 30 00:00:58,558 --> 00:00:59,728 Yeah! 31 00:01:01,686 --> 00:01:03,146 [Pete] "Food was my life. 32 00:01:03,229 --> 00:01:05,149 I ate all day. I ate in my sleep. 33 00:01:05,231 --> 00:01:07,031 I even ate whilst I was eating. 34 00:01:09,235 --> 00:01:11,485 I consumated more than some countries. 35 00:01:11,571 --> 00:01:13,411 I wore size blimp". 36 00:01:13,490 --> 00:01:17,080 Aw, he's just big boned, kind of debonair-looking, if you ask me. 37 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:19,330 "And this is me today". 38 00:01:19,412 --> 00:01:24,582 -[raucous laughter] -Hello, Mr. Bones! 39 00:01:25,377 --> 00:01:29,377 Hiya, Pete! Guess what I'm doing! 40 00:01:29,464 --> 00:01:32,224 Mmm-hmm. Boy, ain't you something? 41 00:01:32,300 --> 00:01:34,140 Now just quiet down before I call the police again. 42 00:01:34,386 --> 00:01:40,266 "With the lickety-split diet plan, I lost over 700 pounds in just five days". 43 00:01:40,350 --> 00:01:43,480 I'm doing what they call anemic exercising. 44 00:01:43,561 --> 00:01:46,361 Gets the cardio-vehicular system tuned up. 45 00:01:46,439 --> 00:01:51,029 "Lickety-split will pay you big bucks to lose inches. 46 00:01:51,111 --> 00:01:53,031 Send your picture and current weight 47 00:01:53,113 --> 00:01:57,123 and we'll send a supply of diet bars for only $79.99". 48 00:01:57,200 --> 00:01:59,910 [mumbling] 49 00:01:59,994 --> 00:02:04,374 "...25 bucks a pound for every pound up to 1,000 pounds". 50 00:02:05,291 --> 00:02:12,261 It's good for the heart... The legs... the arms... ow! 51 00:02:12,382 --> 00:02:15,932 -[groans] -But not the head. Hmm. 52 00:02:16,011 --> 00:02:19,811 Twenty five pesos per square foot of paunch, huh? 53 00:02:20,390 --> 00:02:23,140 Ah, too bad I'm in such good shape. 54 00:02:24,060 --> 00:02:27,150 Lousy, cheap, defective raft. 55 00:02:29,566 --> 00:02:32,486 [grumbles] Cheap, defective pool. 56 00:02:32,610 --> 00:02:38,160 Well, maybe I could find a couple of bucks' worth of flesh to shed. 57 00:02:45,832 --> 00:02:47,382 [brakes screeching] 58 00:02:47,459 --> 00:02:50,879 [tires screeching] 59 00:02:50,962 --> 00:02:54,882 Oh, my favourite three words in the English vocabulary... 60 00:02:54,966 --> 00:02:57,216 Money, money, and money. Hah! 61 00:02:57,302 --> 00:03:00,602 And before long, that's just what I'll be rolling in. 62 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:05,103 Hmm, not bad for reconstituted cardboard. 63 00:03:05,894 --> 00:03:08,864 Pete, are you snacking between snacks again? 64 00:03:08,938 --> 00:03:10,728 [gulping] 65 00:03:10,815 --> 00:03:14,525 For your information, these are lo-Cal, high-fiber, 66 00:03:14,611 --> 00:03:17,201 top-notch weight loss bars... 67 00:03:17,280 --> 00:03:19,030 -[belching] -Excuse me, with nuts. 68 00:03:19,115 --> 00:03:21,615 At least take the wrapper off first. 69 00:03:21,701 --> 00:03:26,211 I'm gonna lose major poundage and get paid for doing it. 70 00:03:27,207 --> 00:03:29,207 I feel lighter already. 71 00:03:29,292 --> 00:03:32,422 But it says here you're only supposed to eat one bar per meal. 72 00:03:32,504 --> 00:03:34,764 Well, then, I guess you better get cooking. 73 00:03:34,839 --> 00:03:36,169 I've had half a dozen of them. 74 00:03:36,257 --> 00:03:39,257 So I need six meals to make this system work. 75 00:03:39,344 --> 00:03:40,684 Fat chance. 76 00:03:40,762 --> 00:03:44,522 Oh, Pete, I don't want an attractive, athletic man with a good physique. 77 00:03:44,599 --> 00:03:46,389 I want you. 78 00:03:46,476 --> 00:03:48,976 And besides, you know you never stick to diets. 79 00:03:49,062 --> 00:03:51,982 You don't think I can do it, do ya? 80 00:03:52,065 --> 00:03:55,315 In one word, no, I don't think you can do it, Pete. 81 00:03:55,402 --> 00:03:57,612 [grumbling] That's more than one word. 82 00:03:57,696 --> 00:04:00,816 [chuckling] And that's more than one spare tire. 83 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,827 Then I'll do it alone. 84 00:04:02,909 --> 00:04:06,409 I'll see you around. And if you don't recognize me, 85 00:04:06,496 --> 00:04:08,746 I'll be the rich, skinny guy. 86 00:04:08,832 --> 00:04:12,632 [grunting] Cheap, defective doorway. 87 00:04:15,213 --> 00:04:18,553 Well, now, let's see how much weight I lost last night. 88 00:04:21,302 --> 00:04:23,642 I couldn't have gained! 89 00:04:23,722 --> 00:04:26,022 [screaming] 90 00:04:26,099 --> 00:04:28,599 Dropping more weight, Pete? 91 00:04:28,685 --> 00:04:30,895 [Pete] Whoa! 92 00:04:30,979 --> 00:04:32,269 [coughing] 93 00:04:34,566 --> 00:04:37,356 Cheap, defective scale. 94 00:04:37,444 --> 00:04:39,534 [Waffles yowling] 95 00:04:39,612 --> 00:04:42,952 Oh, getting that dough is gonna be harder than I thought. 96 00:04:43,491 --> 00:04:46,451 All I need is a picture of me minus a pound or 200. 97 00:04:46,536 --> 00:04:49,786 [straining] Got to get this hamstring unstrung. 98 00:04:49,873 --> 00:04:54,093 Of course, it wouldn't have to be a picture of me prezactly. 99 00:04:54,169 --> 00:04:59,339 So long as it was somebody nice and skinny and scrawny and boney... 100 00:04:59,841 --> 00:05:02,761 -Like the Goof. -[grunting] 101 00:05:02,844 --> 00:05:05,354 Have to make sure I'm loose and limburger 102 00:05:05,764 --> 00:05:07,524 or I could injure myself. 103 00:05:07,599 --> 00:05:09,639 -Hi, Dad. -Morning, Mr G. 104 00:05:09,726 --> 00:05:12,556 Where are you boys off to at half past the crack of dawn? 105 00:05:12,645 --> 00:05:15,815 Oh, today's the start of the school fundraising cookie sale, sir. 106 00:05:15,899 --> 00:05:19,489 Whoever sells the most cookies gets a certificate of appreciation. 107 00:05:19,569 --> 00:05:23,489 Not to mention two front row seats to the rock concert. 108 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:28,334 Put me down for a box of chocolate cookies, the vanilla kind. 109 00:05:28,411 --> 00:05:31,581 Come on, Peej. We want to move merchandise. 110 00:05:31,664 --> 00:05:35,134 Morning there, Goof! How's everything? 111 00:05:35,210 --> 00:05:39,050 Well, hiya, Pete. I was just heading off on my power walk. 112 00:05:40,131 --> 00:05:42,341 [chuckling] Well, this is great. 113 00:05:42,425 --> 00:05:45,635 Mind if I power along, neighbour? 114 00:05:45,720 --> 00:05:50,520 Well, sure! Glad to see you appreciate the value of exercising. 115 00:05:50,600 --> 00:05:55,690 Yeah. Well, you know me, Goof. Uh... my body's a temple and... 116 00:05:55,772 --> 00:05:59,282 Oh, no! A man fell out of an airplane. 117 00:05:59,359 --> 00:06:02,529 -Where? -Right up there! [screaming] 118 00:06:02,612 --> 00:06:04,112 [thudding] 119 00:06:04,197 --> 00:06:07,027 No, Pete, I think that's a telephone pole. 120 00:06:07,117 --> 00:06:09,487 Come on, Petey, think light thoughts. 121 00:06:09,577 --> 00:06:11,707 Just empty your head, like me. 122 00:06:18,503 --> 00:06:20,513 Now this is good for the lower back, 123 00:06:20,588 --> 00:06:23,718 the upper thigh, and outer limits of the inner clavicle. Ah-hyuck! 124 00:06:26,845 --> 00:06:28,885 Feeling the burn, are ya? Ah-hyuck! 125 00:06:28,972 --> 00:06:32,312 Well, like they say, "no pain, no Spain". 126 00:06:32,392 --> 00:06:38,062 Or no rain, no plain. Or no train... Uh, no, that ain't it... 127 00:06:38,148 --> 00:06:41,478 Don't move! There's a big, ugly black thing on your nose! Quick! 128 00:06:41,568 --> 00:06:43,568 -Close your eyes! -I think that is my nose. 129 00:06:50,076 --> 00:06:52,116 Cheap, defective camera. 130 00:06:52,203 --> 00:06:55,083 Say, what are you doing there, Petey? 131 00:06:55,165 --> 00:07:00,455 [stammering] Well, I'm... I mean, what I was doing was... 132 00:07:00,545 --> 00:07:05,375 I was trying to take your picture, oh, idol of mine. 133 00:07:05,467 --> 00:07:08,717 Well, if you want my picture, why don't you just say so? 134 00:07:08,803 --> 00:07:12,103 [laughs] I want your picture. 135 00:07:12,182 --> 00:07:14,772 Okey-dokey! [chuckles] Shoot! 136 00:07:14,851 --> 00:07:20,821 [laughs] I'd love to, Goof, but all I got is this camera. 137 00:07:20,899 --> 00:07:23,739 [camera clicks] 138 00:07:23,818 --> 00:07:27,318 [wheels squeaking] 139 00:07:27,405 --> 00:07:29,695 [panting] Oh, Max, we're gonna have to knock 140 00:07:29,783 --> 00:07:33,123 on every door in town to get rid of all these cookies. 141 00:07:33,203 --> 00:07:37,623 -Door-to-door? Are you kidding? -Well, who're we gonna sell them to? 142 00:07:37,707 --> 00:07:41,537 To the two biggest appetites in all of Spoonerville. 143 00:07:43,296 --> 00:07:46,876 Sorry, boys, but I'm gonna have to make it just one box. 144 00:07:46,966 --> 00:07:49,926 If I eat those cookies, they go right to my lips. 145 00:07:50,011 --> 00:07:53,811 -Or is that my hips? -[both groaning] 146 00:07:53,890 --> 00:07:57,640 OK, OK, give me everything $1.50 will buy. 147 00:07:57,727 --> 00:08:01,147 Now what? Your dad's too skinny and my dad's too cheap. 148 00:08:03,483 --> 00:08:06,493 I'll be so rich I'll need my own bank to hold all the money. 149 00:08:09,406 --> 00:08:13,616 [Burt] Incredible! Fantastic! Beyond belief! 150 00:08:13,702 --> 00:08:15,832 After, and before! 151 00:08:15,912 --> 00:08:19,832 Boy, I wouldn't have recognized him if it hadn't been for the hat! 152 00:08:19,916 --> 00:08:23,416 What a creature! The perfect lickety-split weight-loss man! 153 00:08:23,503 --> 00:08:26,633 Get him on the phone. I'll build a national ad campaign 154 00:08:26,715 --> 00:08:27,545 around this Adonis. 155 00:08:27,632 --> 00:08:29,842 [telephone ringing] 156 00:08:29,926 --> 00:08:35,926 Hello? Who? No, there's no Adonis here. 157 00:08:36,016 --> 00:08:38,096 I... oh! Give me that! 158 00:08:38,184 --> 00:08:42,364 Your roast's burning, and the baby's diaper needs changing, 159 00:08:42,439 --> 00:08:44,189 and there's a cab out front. 160 00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:47,114 Pete, I don't have a roast and we don't have a baby. 161 00:08:47,193 --> 00:08:49,363 Well, then, whose cab is that? 162 00:08:51,031 --> 00:08:53,911 Ahem! Hello? 163 00:08:53,992 --> 00:08:57,792 [Burt] Whoa! Got your pictures! Fantastic! 164 00:08:57,871 --> 00:08:59,541 Yeah, right. Well, I... I never could've done it 165 00:08:59,622 --> 00:09:01,542 without your outstanding dietary product. 166 00:09:01,624 --> 00:09:04,134 Now about those 25 bucks a pound... 167 00:09:04,294 --> 00:09:07,264 You're gonna put lickety-split on the map! 168 00:09:07,339 --> 00:09:10,179 Yeah, ain't life grand? Now, I lost 180 pounds. 169 00:09:10,258 --> 00:09:13,008 I make that 4,500 simoleons, 170 00:09:13,094 --> 00:09:15,974 but let's just round it off to an even 10 grand. [laughs] 171 00:09:16,056 --> 00:09:17,806 So if you wanna cut a check... 172 00:09:17,891 --> 00:09:21,061 Of course I'll need pictures, interviews, family history, the works! 173 00:09:21,144 --> 00:09:22,984 I'll be at your house in three days. 174 00:09:23,063 --> 00:09:26,653 You'll what? Interview? Uh, no! 175 00:09:26,733 --> 00:09:30,653 I got incurable shyness, and I can't talk to strange strangers. 176 00:09:30,737 --> 00:09:31,817 I break out in chives, get lockjaw. 177 00:09:31,905 --> 00:09:33,905 [chuckles nervously] Pictures? 178 00:09:33,990 --> 00:09:35,450 Well, you can't have my picture took. 179 00:09:35,533 --> 00:09:37,873 Er... superstitious, you know? 180 00:09:37,952 --> 00:09:39,752 Camera steals the soul, yeah. 181 00:09:39,829 --> 00:09:42,169 I signed an agreement? You sure about that? 182 00:09:42,248 --> 00:09:45,788 Uh, breach of promise? Restraining order? 183 00:09:45,877 --> 00:09:47,587 Firstborn male child? 184 00:09:47,671 --> 00:09:53,641 Well, in that case, I'll, I'll, I'll see you in three days. 185 00:09:53,718 --> 00:09:55,098 [sobbing loudly] 186 00:09:57,555 --> 00:09:59,925 I got 72 hours to lose 180 pounds. 187 00:10:00,016 --> 00:10:01,936 That's nearly 10 pounds a day. 188 00:10:02,018 --> 00:10:04,648 [straining] 189 00:10:04,729 --> 00:10:07,269 Hey, what's wrong with this thing? 190 00:10:07,357 --> 00:10:09,937 Uh-oh! Oh, boy! Hold on... 191 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,186 [screams] 192 00:10:13,655 --> 00:10:14,815 [coughing weakly] 193 00:10:14,906 --> 00:10:16,826 -Cheap, defective... -[honks] 194 00:10:16,908 --> 00:10:18,988 [moaning] 195 00:10:21,162 --> 00:10:22,412 [humming] 196 00:10:33,508 --> 00:10:36,678 If I can't work the weight off, I'll just sweat it off. 197 00:10:40,682 --> 00:10:42,852 [steam hissing] 198 00:10:42,934 --> 00:10:46,484 Ah! Just like one of them Turkish steamy baths, 199 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:49,403 and everybody knows how skinny turkeys are. 200 00:10:49,649 --> 00:10:53,319 Whew! Another hour of this and I ought to be a regular beanpole. 201 00:10:57,282 --> 00:11:00,162 -Oh, I bet I dropped a ton. -[slippers squeaking] 202 00:11:00,243 --> 00:11:04,003 I ought to be down to skin and bones by now... what! 203 00:11:04,080 --> 00:11:08,000 I only lost one eighth of a quarter of a tenth of a pound? 204 00:11:08,084 --> 00:11:10,634 And only 48 more hours to go. 205 00:11:13,173 --> 00:11:15,473 -[rooster crowing] -[Pete] I'll never make it. 206 00:11:15,550 --> 00:11:17,640 They'll find out I'm not the Goof and the Goof's not me. 207 00:11:17,719 --> 00:11:20,599 They'll sue! They'll lock me up and throw away the jail! 208 00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:24,980 Ooh, wait just one lickety-splickity-second. 209 00:11:25,060 --> 00:11:29,360 I got it! I'll assume a new identity. I'll change my name! 210 00:11:29,439 --> 00:11:32,779 [groans] That's how I got in this mess in the first place. 211 00:11:33,318 --> 00:11:35,778 I know there's an answer out there somewhere. 212 00:11:35,862 --> 00:11:38,782 I know it's gonna hit me any second now. 213 00:11:42,285 --> 00:11:45,035 [chuckling diabolically] And it just did. 214 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,500 [panting] Goofster, when was the last time 215 00:11:51,586 --> 00:11:53,876 I told ya how much I admire and respect ya? 216 00:11:53,963 --> 00:11:55,973 Well, let me see now. 217 00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,839 I guess it's been about since, uh... never. 218 00:11:58,927 --> 00:12:02,177 It's... it's funny, isn't it, how we never verbalize, 219 00:12:02,263 --> 00:12:05,313 in our words, our internalest-most feelings? 220 00:12:05,392 --> 00:12:07,442 [straining] 221 00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:11,109 And you know, my whole family feels the same way about you. 222 00:12:11,189 --> 00:12:13,819 They do? Aw! 223 00:12:13,900 --> 00:12:17,280 Oh, yeah! They say, "Pete", which is me, 224 00:12:17,362 --> 00:12:20,412 they're always going, "why can't you be more like that Goof"? 225 00:12:20,490 --> 00:12:21,740 [chuckles] That's what they say, yeah. 226 00:12:21,825 --> 00:12:23,575 They say that? 227 00:12:23,660 --> 00:12:28,000 [sniffling] No, I'm not gonna cry, I'm not. 228 00:12:28,081 --> 00:12:32,211 No, Pete, don't do this to me. 229 00:12:32,293 --> 00:12:38,473 [straining] Goof, we love you like you were a member of our own species. 230 00:12:38,550 --> 00:12:43,510 Oh, gosh, now I know I'm gonna... cry! 231 00:12:47,267 --> 00:12:52,357 Gee, Goof, this is a side of you I've never seen before. 232 00:12:52,439 --> 00:12:54,269 [yelling] Now get off of me, you blockheaded, 233 00:12:54,357 --> 00:12:56,027 boneheaded, lame-brained... 234 00:12:56,109 --> 00:13:01,359 I mean to say, would you mind moving over just a skosh? 235 00:13:01,448 --> 00:13:04,698 Your posterior's crushing my exterior. 236 00:13:04,784 --> 00:13:09,464 [panting] Yes, I wanna make you a little preposition here, pal. 237 00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,119 What's that, Pete? 238 00:13:11,207 --> 00:13:14,247 Well, I want you to show me how you do it. 239 00:13:14,336 --> 00:13:16,666 You know, how to run a family, 240 00:13:16,755 --> 00:13:20,505 how to make the dog fetch the paper and not wet on anything. 241 00:13:20,592 --> 00:13:23,432 How to barbecue, how to sit and eat, 242 00:13:23,511 --> 00:13:27,311 and watch the ball game like a real man-of-the-house. 243 00:13:27,390 --> 00:13:31,390 Gosh, Pete, I thought you already knew that stuff. 244 00:13:31,478 --> 00:13:34,308 Oh, no, Goof. You see, 245 00:13:34,397 --> 00:13:38,147 it's all been an elaborate false facade. 246 00:13:38,234 --> 00:13:40,744 I'm a failure as a father, as a husband, 247 00:13:40,820 --> 00:13:43,490 and as a member of the volunteer fire department. 248 00:13:43,573 --> 00:13:47,493 I am less than a worm. 249 00:13:47,577 --> 00:13:50,077 Aw, and all this time, I just thought 250 00:13:50,163 --> 00:13:52,833 you were short-tempered and kind of selfish. 251 00:13:52,916 --> 00:13:56,626 No. That was a facade, too. 252 00:13:56,711 --> 00:14:01,301 [sniffling] Gee, Petey, you know I'll do anything I can to help. 253 00:14:01,383 --> 00:14:04,803 Fine! Let's get you moved into my place so I can observate you and learn from you. 254 00:14:04,886 --> 00:14:07,676 And just to make things all realistical, 255 00:14:07,764 --> 00:14:11,734 how's about we start calling you "Pete"? 256 00:14:11,810 --> 00:14:13,600 Well, OK, Pete. 257 00:14:13,687 --> 00:14:16,017 Oh, no, no, no, no, no. 258 00:14:16,106 --> 00:14:19,526 Tell you what, why don't you call me by my middle name from now on? 259 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:21,949 And what name might that be? 260 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:24,198 Goofy. 261 00:14:24,280 --> 00:14:26,910 Goofy. [chuckles] 262 00:14:26,991 --> 00:14:29,491 I like it. Got a familiar ring to it. 263 00:14:31,663 --> 00:14:35,133 [Pete] Yeah. Seems he's suffering some sort of delusionary hallucinations 264 00:14:35,208 --> 00:14:36,878 brung on by a fever he had in the third grade 265 00:14:36,960 --> 00:14:38,420 when he was bit by a rat. 266 00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:41,133 Yep, appears he's got a case of chronic hero worship. 267 00:14:41,214 --> 00:14:44,344 On me, of course. Hah! Thinks he's me. 268 00:14:44,426 --> 00:14:47,716 Doc says we got to work him through it real gentle-like. 269 00:14:47,846 --> 00:14:50,466 Since when have you cared about Goofy? 270 00:14:50,557 --> 00:14:54,557 Now, puddle-dumpling, I know we've had our little downs and downs. 271 00:14:54,644 --> 00:14:58,404 But if that Goof and a fish was drowning, I'd save Goofy, 272 00:14:58,481 --> 00:15:00,901 right after the fish. 273 00:15:00,984 --> 00:15:04,364 Now, I have decided to let that Goof stay right here 274 00:15:04,446 --> 00:15:07,236 for a couple of days and pretend to be me. 275 00:15:07,323 --> 00:15:09,583 Just till he gets over this terrible mental anguish, don't you know. 276 00:15:09,659 --> 00:15:12,659 Now, he's gonna want to act like me. 277 00:15:12,746 --> 00:15:14,576 In fact, you'll... 278 00:15:14,664 --> 00:15:16,674 You'll even have to call him Pete. Go figure. 279 00:15:16,750 --> 00:15:19,250 So, just go play along with it, darling. 280 00:15:19,336 --> 00:15:23,416 You know, you don't wanna be responsible for pushing that Goof over the edge. 281 00:15:23,506 --> 00:15:27,716 Well, all right, if you're sure this is for the best. 282 00:15:27,802 --> 00:15:33,022 Oh, it is, Snookums. [laughs deviously] It is. 283 00:15:34,184 --> 00:15:35,814 [doorbell rings] 284 00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:39,154 Welcome there, Pete, my neighbour named Pete! 285 00:15:39,272 --> 00:15:41,522 Come on in and make yourself at home, Pete. 286 00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:45,448 [chuckles] Sorry I'm late. Had to set the mousetraps. 287 00:15:45,528 --> 00:15:47,528 Oops! Forgot to bring the cat. 288 00:15:47,614 --> 00:15:50,704 Forget that and get in here! Er... Pete. 289 00:15:51,618 --> 00:15:52,618 Thanks, Pete. 290 00:15:52,702 --> 00:15:56,292 I'm Goofy, remember? You're Pete. Now repeat after me, Pete. 291 00:15:56,373 --> 00:15:58,883 -You're Pete, got it? -[goofy] Got it, Pete. 292 00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:00,998 -Goofy! -What? 293 00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:05,086 Uh... Max, why are our dads switching names? 294 00:16:05,173 --> 00:16:06,843 You got me, Peej. 295 00:16:06,925 --> 00:16:10,845 What do you think you're doing? That's my chair you're desecrating! 296 00:16:10,929 --> 00:16:15,479 [softly] Pete, have you forgotten? Rat bite? Third grade? 297 00:16:15,558 --> 00:16:19,058 What are you talk... Oh, yeah, that's right, I forgot. 298 00:16:19,145 --> 00:16:20,555 Goof bit that rat. Yeah. [forced laughter] 299 00:16:20,647 --> 00:16:23,897 -Take a load off your tootsies. -Oof! 300 00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:26,243 Thanks... Goofy. 301 00:16:26,319 --> 00:16:28,069 [shuddering with disgust] 302 00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,200 [snoring] 303 00:16:37,205 --> 00:16:39,035 [sniffing and moaning] 304 00:16:39,124 --> 00:16:40,584 Oh, smells awful good... 305 00:16:40,667 --> 00:16:43,167 [sniffs] But I got to watch my figurine. 306 00:16:43,253 --> 00:16:48,013 Oh, but my dad never worries about his figurine. 307 00:16:48,091 --> 00:16:50,141 Hmm, guess you got a point. 308 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:53,808 If'n I'm Pete, I must have Pete's appetite. 309 00:16:53,888 --> 00:16:57,728 What say we, uh, start a tab for you? 310 00:16:57,809 --> 00:17:01,899 [TV announcer] And he's on the 20, the 15, the 40. 311 00:17:01,980 --> 00:17:06,570 Now he's at the five and ten. The defense is closing in and... 312 00:17:06,651 --> 00:17:08,951 -Oh, the humanity! -[whistle blows] 313 00:17:09,029 --> 00:17:12,199 Tubby tummy, what's gnawing you? You're not eating. 314 00:17:12,282 --> 00:17:15,122 Oh, how can I eat when I know he is in there 315 00:17:15,201 --> 00:17:17,871 slamming his eyeballs all over my TV with his eyes? 316 00:17:17,954 --> 00:17:23,424 [Goofy] Oh, Peg-head! [Chuckles] Got any more of them sody pops? 317 00:17:23,501 --> 00:17:26,341 Just a minute... Pete. 318 00:17:26,421 --> 00:17:28,841 [snarling] 319 00:17:28,923 --> 00:17:34,723 If anybody needs me, I'll be next door, meditating. 320 00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:38,104 Hey, feed the cat, will you, Goofball? 321 00:17:38,183 --> 00:17:40,023 [Peter growling] 322 00:17:47,484 --> 00:17:51,744 [Panting] OK now, Petey boy, easy does it. 323 00:17:51,863 --> 00:17:56,583 No hyperventilizing. Two more days, and it'll all be over. 324 00:17:56,659 --> 00:17:58,449 [meows] 325 00:17:58,536 --> 00:18:02,746 Oh! Well, you want your supper, do you, kitty? 326 00:18:02,832 --> 00:18:04,462 [screeching] 327 00:18:04,542 --> 00:18:07,962 I let him take my name and sit in my chair 328 00:18:08,046 --> 00:18:11,756 and chow down on my food. 329 00:18:11,841 --> 00:18:17,431 Oh, I even let him call me the [stutters] "G" name. 330 00:18:17,514 --> 00:18:21,394 And you don't even wanna know how I feel about that. 331 00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,558 -[yowling] -Hey, come back here! 332 00:18:25,188 --> 00:18:27,518 Open up! Let me out! 333 00:18:27,941 --> 00:18:30,151 [wood creaking] 334 00:18:30,276 --> 00:18:32,276 Uh-oh. 335 00:18:32,362 --> 00:18:35,242 [thudding and clanking] 336 00:18:35,323 --> 00:18:39,543 Somebody get me out of here! 337 00:18:42,372 --> 00:18:45,542 [Goofy] That's mighty fine cooking there, lint ball. 338 00:18:45,625 --> 00:18:49,085 Oh, why, thank you... [stutters] Pete. 339 00:18:49,170 --> 00:18:51,090 I hope he recovers soon. 340 00:18:51,172 --> 00:18:54,762 One Pete was one thing, but two is just too much. 341 00:18:54,843 --> 00:18:57,013 Yeah, but this one gives a better allowance. 342 00:18:57,095 --> 00:19:02,095 [burping] Got any more of them marmalade and wheat-germ pancakes? 343 00:19:03,768 --> 00:19:05,688 [Pete] [grunting] Oh, there's got to be some way 344 00:19:05,770 --> 00:19:06,980 out of this lobster trap. 345 00:19:07,063 --> 00:19:11,363 [groaning] I'm so hungry I could eat a... 346 00:19:11,443 --> 00:19:13,073 Chef's salad! 347 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:16,873 [mouse squeaking] 348 00:19:16,990 --> 00:19:19,370 [screaming] 349 00:19:23,621 --> 00:19:26,791 Food! I... I got to find food! 350 00:19:28,209 --> 00:19:30,129 Food! 351 00:19:30,211 --> 00:19:36,551 French gourmet cat food. And it's mine! It's mine! All mine! 352 00:19:36,634 --> 00:19:40,764 All I need is a... can opener. 353 00:19:40,847 --> 00:19:47,807 And I got no can opener! [wailing] 354 00:19:47,937 --> 00:19:50,687 Open! Please, please, please, please open. 355 00:19:50,774 --> 00:19:52,784 Please! Ow! [gurgling] 356 00:19:57,155 --> 00:19:59,525 [gurgling] Help! 357 00:20:03,244 --> 00:20:05,334 Where are you two going with all that? 358 00:20:05,413 --> 00:20:09,083 Well, we're taking them out to Mr G... uh, I mean, Dad. 359 00:20:09,167 --> 00:20:11,207 You know, that guy in the pool out back. 360 00:20:11,294 --> 00:20:13,764 [doorbell rings] 361 00:20:17,050 --> 00:20:18,800 Hi! I need pictures, stories, 362 00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:20,925 the family tree, weight history, the works! 363 00:20:21,054 --> 00:20:23,974 Uh... who are you? And what are you talking about? 364 00:20:33,274 --> 00:20:37,494 Pete, there's somebody here from... ahhh! 365 00:20:37,612 --> 00:20:39,742 -Pete. -Goofy! 366 00:20:39,823 --> 00:20:41,703 Pete! 367 00:20:41,783 --> 00:20:44,953 -What happened to you? -What happened to him? 368 00:20:45,036 --> 00:20:49,116 -What happened to us? -What's gonna happen to me? 369 00:20:49,207 --> 00:20:51,207 What have you done to yourself? 370 00:20:51,793 --> 00:20:55,263 -Me? -The deal's off, Pete! 371 00:20:57,340 --> 00:21:00,550 You look like him before he looked like you. 372 00:21:00,635 --> 00:21:02,385 Hey, where'd I go? 373 00:21:02,470 --> 00:21:05,310 I'm a shadow of my former magnificent self. 374 00:21:05,390 --> 00:21:10,480 I've dried up to Pete jerky. I'm... I'm... I'm skinny. 375 00:21:10,603 --> 00:21:13,823 Oh! Wait! Oh, Mr. Weight-loss man, wait! 376 00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:17,650 Uh... there's been a slight misunderstanding, you see. I'm Pete. 377 00:21:17,777 --> 00:21:20,607 No, Goofy, I'm Pete. Remember? 378 00:21:20,739 --> 00:21:25,039 -He's not Pete, he's Goofy! -I'm not Goofy, you're Goofy. 379 00:21:25,118 --> 00:21:26,908 You're both Goofy. 380 00:21:26,995 --> 00:21:28,535 Then who's she? 381 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:32,334 You got to believe me! I'm me, honest! 382 00:21:32,375 --> 00:21:35,545 If you're really Goofy, then what am I thinking? 383 00:21:35,628 --> 00:21:37,458 What! 384 00:21:37,547 --> 00:21:40,717 I'm too smart for a couple of scam artists like you two. 385 00:21:40,800 --> 00:21:44,260 And if you don't let go, I'm calling the police. 386 00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:49,768 Now look what you went and did, you Goof! 387 00:21:49,851 --> 00:21:52,851 -I thought I was Pete. -[snarling] 388 00:21:53,104 --> 00:21:55,324 I'm Pete, I'm Pete, I'm Pete! 389 00:21:55,398 --> 00:22:00,278 Well, somebody named Pete owes us $300 for cookies. 390 00:22:02,364 --> 00:22:04,954 Give me back my shirt, and my trunks, and my house, 391 00:22:05,075 --> 00:22:07,445 and my TV too, and my own good name! 392 00:22:07,535 --> 00:22:08,785 [Max] Wait a minute, what about our money? 393 00:22:08,912 --> 00:22:10,622 [P.J.] Yeah, hold it right there. 394 00:22:10,705 --> 00:22:14,205 [sighing] Well, it's nice to have things back on track. 395 00:22:14,292 --> 00:22:17,302 If only he could keep that weight off. 396 00:22:21,341 --> 00:22:22,341 ♪ Gimme a beat ♪ 397 00:22:22,425 --> 00:22:24,965 [theme music playing] 398 00:22:49,077 --> 00:22:50,287 Yeah!