1 00:00:01,042 --> 00:00:02,422 AH-HYUCK. 2 00:00:02,419 --> 00:00:04,629 ♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪ 3 00:00:04,629 --> 00:00:06,799 ♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪ 4 00:00:06,798 --> 00:00:09,178 ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES! 5 00:00:09,175 --> 00:00:12,095 ♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 6 00:00:12,095 --> 00:00:14,095 ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 7 00:00:14,097 --> 00:00:16,387 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪ 8 00:00:16,391 --> 00:00:18,811 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪ 9 00:00:18,810 --> 00:00:20,440 WHAA-OOO-HO-HO! 10 00:00:20,437 --> 00:00:22,107 ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ 11 00:00:22,105 --> 00:00:24,105 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 12 00:00:24,107 --> 00:00:25,777 ♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 13 00:00:25,775 --> 00:00:27,775 ♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 14 00:00:27,777 --> 00:00:29,397 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 15 00:00:29,404 --> 00:00:31,664 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 16 00:00:33,116 --> 00:00:35,236 ♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 17 00:00:35,243 --> 00:00:39,623 ♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪ 18 00:00:39,622 --> 00:00:41,252 ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ 19 00:00:41,249 --> 00:00:42,579 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 20 00:00:42,584 --> 00:00:45,594 ♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 21 00:00:45,587 --> 00:00:47,587 GAWRSH. ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 22 00:00:47,589 --> 00:00:51,469 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 23 00:00:51,468 --> 00:00:53,848 ♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪ 24 00:00:53,845 --> 00:00:55,675 ♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪ 25 00:00:55,680 --> 00:00:57,430 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 26 00:00:57,432 --> 00:00:58,772 ♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪ 27 00:00:58,767 --> 00:00:59,847 YEAH! 28 00:01:05,607 --> 00:01:06,647 PETE: EXCUSE ME. 29 00:01:06,649 --> 00:01:08,489 PEG: ANYBODY FOR THIRDS? 30 00:01:08,485 --> 00:01:09,935 AS IF I DIDN'T KNOW. 31 00:01:09,944 --> 00:01:11,364 [MUTTERING] 32 00:01:17,160 --> 00:01:20,120 AW. NO MORE MUFFINS? 33 00:01:20,121 --> 00:01:22,621 PEACH PIT, IT'S NOT THAT IT'S MY PLACE TO SAY, 34 00:01:22,624 --> 00:01:25,424 BUT HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF WATCHING YOUR WEIGHT? 35 00:01:25,418 --> 00:01:27,298 I AM-- [BURP]-- EXCUSE ME. 36 00:01:27,295 --> 00:01:28,545 I'M GETTING IT RIGHT OUT HERE 37 00:01:28,546 --> 00:01:29,796 WHERE I CAN KEEP AN EYE ON IT. 38 00:01:29,798 --> 00:01:31,418 HA HA! WHERE'S MY MUFFINS? 39 00:01:32,467 --> 00:01:34,887 YOU ATE YOUR MUFFINS, ALL 12. 40 00:01:34,886 --> 00:01:36,466 SO I LOST COUNT. 41 00:01:36,471 --> 00:01:37,971 MATH WAS NEVER MY STRONG SUBJECT ANYWAY. 42 00:01:37,972 --> 00:01:40,062 DARLING, YOU HAVE GOT TO LEARN 43 00:01:40,058 --> 00:01:42,388 TO SAY NO TO FOOD SOME TIME. 44 00:01:42,394 --> 00:01:43,694 RIGHT AFTER BREAKFAST. 45 00:01:43,687 --> 00:01:45,687 OH, CRUMB CAKE, 46 00:01:45,689 --> 00:01:47,729 DON'T YOU HAVE ANY WILL POWER? 47 00:01:47,732 --> 00:01:49,532 WILL POWER? 48 00:01:49,526 --> 00:01:52,526 WHY, I'VE GOT THE WILL POWER OF A RHINORAMUS. 49 00:01:52,529 --> 00:01:55,239 WHY, DO YOU THINK I'M A SLAVE TO THAT FLAPJACK? HA! 50 00:01:55,240 --> 00:01:57,910 I COULD GO A MONTH WITHOUT FOOD IF I WANTED TO-- 51 00:01:57,909 --> 00:01:59,739 UH, TWO MO-- SIX MONTHS. 52 00:01:59,744 --> 00:02:01,664 - A DAY? - HA! 53 00:02:01,663 --> 00:02:03,753 WHY, I COULD DO A DAY STANDING ON-- 54 00:02:03,748 --> 00:02:05,668 YOU'RE NOT SERIOUS ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU? 55 00:02:05,667 --> 00:02:06,747 YOU WANT TO BET? 56 00:02:06,751 --> 00:02:09,251 WELL, SURE. 57 00:02:09,254 --> 00:02:12,054 I'LL BET ANYTHING YOU WANT, ANYTHING YOU CARE TO LOSE. 58 00:02:12,048 --> 00:02:14,258 I BET YOU CAN'T GO TILL MIDNIGHT 59 00:02:14,259 --> 00:02:16,929 WITHOUT FEEDING YOUR FACE. 60 00:02:16,928 --> 00:02:19,348 WELL, IF I DO, WHAT DO I WIN? 61 00:02:19,347 --> 00:02:22,927 OH, HOW ABOUT THAT TURBO-CHARGED OUTBOARD MOTOR 62 00:02:22,934 --> 00:02:24,194 YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED. 63 00:02:28,690 --> 00:02:30,570 DEAL! HA HA! 64 00:02:30,567 --> 00:02:31,897 THIS IS GONNA BE EASIER 65 00:02:31,901 --> 00:02:34,451 THAN GETTING GOOF TO PAINT THE FENCE. HA HA HA! 66 00:02:34,446 --> 00:02:37,116 WELL, THEN YOU WON'T BE NEEDING THIS, WILL YOU? 67 00:02:37,115 --> 00:02:39,525 OH, BUT-- BUT, LOVE PUDDLE, I-- 68 00:02:39,534 --> 00:02:40,794 I-- OOH, 69 00:02:40,785 --> 00:02:42,695 OF COURSE NOT. 70 00:02:42,704 --> 00:02:44,584 THAT MOUTH-WATERINGLY DELICIOUS BREAKFAST 71 00:02:44,581 --> 00:02:46,081 DOESN'T MEAN A THING TO ME. 72 00:02:46,082 --> 00:02:47,502 AHEM. 73 00:02:47,500 --> 00:02:49,840 [MUTTERING] 74 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,757 AND YOU WON'T BE NEEDING 75 00:02:53,757 --> 00:02:55,627 THESE CHOCOLATE-COVERED RAISINS 76 00:02:55,633 --> 00:02:58,053 OR THIS SALT WATER TAFFY 77 00:02:58,053 --> 00:03:00,763 OR THESE POTATO CHIPS, CORN DOG, 78 00:03:00,764 --> 00:03:02,144 CHOCO BAR, CHOCO BAR WITH NUTS, 79 00:03:02,140 --> 00:03:03,220 CHOCO BAR WITH NUTS AND RAISINS, 80 00:03:03,224 --> 00:03:04,394 TOASTER WAFFLE, MEATLOAF, 81 00:03:04,392 --> 00:03:05,942 WEENIES, DIET COLA, NO-DIET COLA, 82 00:03:05,935 --> 00:03:07,225 NO ORIGINAL DIET COLA, 83 00:03:07,228 --> 00:03:08,768 CHEESECAKE, CHICKEN, CHICKEN CHEESECAKE, 84 00:03:08,772 --> 00:03:09,812 PORK RINDS, FIG BARS, 85 00:03:09,814 --> 00:03:11,444 - AND-- - [SQUISH] 86 00:03:11,441 --> 00:03:14,281 A JAR OF LIBRARY PASTE? 87 00:03:14,277 --> 00:03:17,607 I GOT THE HABIT IN KINDYGARTEN. 88 00:03:17,614 --> 00:03:19,744 WELL, DINNER WILL BE SERVED AT MIDNIGHT, 89 00:03:19,741 --> 00:03:23,701 JUST A WAIST-SLIMMING 17 HOURS AWAY. HA HA! 90 00:03:23,703 --> 00:03:27,043 TILL THEN, NO CHEATSKIES. 91 00:03:27,040 --> 00:03:28,250 [GIGGLING] 92 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:33,757 REPORTER: MEANWHILE, ON THE LOCAL SCENE, 93 00:03:33,755 --> 00:03:35,665 SPOONERVILLE POLICE STILL HAVE NO CLUES 94 00:03:35,674 --> 00:03:37,134 TO THE BIG BOY BANDIT, 95 00:03:37,133 --> 00:03:38,593 A HEFTY LIGHT-FINGER ARTIST 96 00:03:38,593 --> 00:03:41,103 WHO HAS BURGLARIZED A DOZEN HOMES. 97 00:03:41,096 --> 00:03:42,506 CITIZENS SHOULD BE PREPARED 98 00:03:42,514 --> 00:03:44,104 TO PROTECT THEIR PROPERTY. 99 00:03:47,936 --> 00:03:50,436 AH-HYUCK! I'M SURE GONNA BE. 100 00:03:50,438 --> 00:03:53,688 MAN, ON CASSETTE: AHEM. HOW TO BE A NINJA. 101 00:03:53,692 --> 00:03:55,652 AH, THE NINJA: 102 00:03:55,652 --> 00:03:57,782 PROTECTOR OF PROPERTY, 103 00:03:57,779 --> 00:04:00,369 DEFENDER OF THE DOWNTRODDEN, 104 00:04:00,365 --> 00:04:03,445 CHAMPION OF LAW AND ORDER. 105 00:04:03,451 --> 00:04:05,291 AH-HYUCK! THAT'S ME. 106 00:04:05,286 --> 00:04:09,666 LESSON 1: DONNING THE NINJA COSTUME. 107 00:04:10,875 --> 00:04:12,085 AH-HYUCK! 108 00:04:12,085 --> 00:04:14,495 THE COSTUME SHOULD FIT SNUGLY, 109 00:04:14,504 --> 00:04:16,924 PROTECTING HANDS, FEET, AND FACE, 110 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,973 WHILE ALLOWING UNRESTRICTED MOVEMENT OF THE EXTREMITIES. 111 00:04:20,969 --> 00:04:23,139 THE TIGHT FIT EMPHASIZES 112 00:04:23,138 --> 00:04:25,638 THE GRACEFUL FORM OF THE NINJA 113 00:04:25,640 --> 00:04:27,980 AND THE FLUID, BALLET-LIKE QUALITY 114 00:04:27,976 --> 00:04:29,476 OF HIS MOVEMENTS. 115 00:04:29,477 --> 00:04:33,517 IT ALLOWS HIM TO MOVE QUIETLY, UNDETECTED, 116 00:04:33,523 --> 00:04:37,363 SILENT AS A LEAF FLOATING GENTLY TO THE GROUND. 117 00:04:37,360 --> 00:04:39,570 AAH-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO-HOO! 118 00:04:39,571 --> 00:04:41,991 [CRASH] 119 00:04:43,033 --> 00:04:44,913 [BOUNCING] 120 00:04:45,910 --> 00:04:47,250 THERE. 121 00:04:47,245 --> 00:04:50,115 AREN'T YOU AN IMPOSING FIGURE? 122 00:04:56,338 --> 00:04:57,798 OOH! DOWN, BOY. 123 00:04:57,797 --> 00:04:59,507 JUST TWO HOURS TO LUNCH. 124 00:04:59,507 --> 00:05:02,007 OF COURSE, WE DON'T GET TO EAT LOTS, 125 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:05,430 WHICH LEAVES EIGHT HOURS TILL WE DON'T GET TO EAT DINNER. 126 00:05:05,430 --> 00:05:08,600 OOH! WILL POWER! THAT'S IT. 127 00:05:08,600 --> 00:05:10,270 I HAVE PLENTY OF WILL POWER. 128 00:05:10,268 --> 00:05:14,768 BUT TO POWER YOUR WILL, YOU NEED FOOD. 129 00:05:14,773 --> 00:05:17,443 UH, WHAT SAY WE GET YOUR MIND OFF OF FOOD? 130 00:05:17,442 --> 00:05:19,442 FREEWAY LANES WERE BLOCKED 131 00:05:19,444 --> 00:05:20,954 WHEN THE TRUCK JACKKNIFED, 132 00:05:20,945 --> 00:05:22,605 SPILLING 3 TONS OF CHOCOLATE ECLAIRS 133 00:05:22,614 --> 00:05:24,074 ALL OVER THE-- 134 00:05:24,074 --> 00:05:25,454 DELICIOUS HONEY GLAZED HAM 135 00:05:25,450 --> 00:05:27,620 IS ON SALE, ONLY $9.98 A POUND. 136 00:05:27,619 --> 00:05:29,909 LOOK AT THESE BARBECUED CHICKENS FROM OUR DELI, 137 00:05:29,913 --> 00:05:31,753 JUST DRIPPING WITH DELICIOUS-- 138 00:05:31,748 --> 00:05:34,628 NOW WE SPREAD THE ICING OVER THE TOP, 139 00:05:34,626 --> 00:05:36,496 ADD OODLES OF WHIPPED CREAM, 140 00:05:36,503 --> 00:05:40,053 AND OOH LA LA, ISN'T THAT JUST DELIC-- 141 00:05:40,048 --> 00:05:41,718 OUR FAMOUS ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT 142 00:05:41,716 --> 00:05:43,046 STEAK AND LOBSTER DINNER, ONLY-- 143 00:05:43,051 --> 00:05:44,301 BLUEBERRY PIE. 144 00:05:44,302 --> 00:05:45,642 DOUBLE FUDGE-- 145 00:05:45,637 --> 00:05:47,467 - CHAR-BROILED-- - EXTRA CHEESE! 146 00:05:47,472 --> 00:05:49,562 - ALL YOU CAN EAT. - ALL YOU CAN EAT. 147 00:05:49,557 --> 00:05:50,977 ALL YOU CAN EAT. 148 00:05:50,975 --> 00:05:54,095 [SCREAMING] 149 00:05:56,439 --> 00:05:59,939 PETE. OH, PETE. 150 00:05:59,943 --> 00:06:01,953 WE'RE HERE FOR YOU, PETE. 151 00:06:02,987 --> 00:06:05,317 DON'T FORGET THE ICE CREAM. 152 00:06:06,491 --> 00:06:10,701 POTATO CHIPS. 153 00:06:12,205 --> 00:06:14,575 WILL POWER! 154 00:06:14,582 --> 00:06:15,672 PJ: DAD! 155 00:06:15,667 --> 00:06:16,667 DUHH! 156 00:06:18,128 --> 00:06:19,248 ARE YOU OKAY? 157 00:06:19,254 --> 00:06:20,714 DID YOU LOSE SOMETHING? 158 00:06:20,714 --> 00:06:22,924 OH! PJ! PISTOL! 159 00:06:22,924 --> 00:06:24,264 YOU GOT TO HELP ME! 160 00:06:24,259 --> 00:06:25,929 I'M ON A DIET, SEE? 161 00:06:25,927 --> 00:06:28,927 BUT YOUR MA IS BEAMING SUBCRIMINAL MESSAGES INTO MY BRAIN 162 00:06:28,930 --> 00:06:30,520 TO BREAK MY WILL POWER, SEE? 163 00:06:30,515 --> 00:06:32,765 SO YOU GOT TO HELP ME EVEN THE ODDS. 164 00:06:32,767 --> 00:06:35,597 SO MAKE SURE I DON'T EAT ANYTHING UNTIL MIDNIGHT 165 00:06:35,603 --> 00:06:38,943 AND, UH...AND THERE'S NEW BIKES IN IT FOR BOTH OF YOU. 166 00:06:40,025 --> 00:06:41,475 YOU KNOW, 167 00:06:41,484 --> 00:06:43,114 THIS COULD BE GOOD. 168 00:06:47,532 --> 00:06:49,952 OKAY NOW, YOU'RE THE BURGLAR. 169 00:06:49,951 --> 00:06:52,121 GO AHEAD. AND JUST TRY 170 00:06:52,120 --> 00:06:54,370 AND MAKE OFF WITH THE FAMILY SILVER. 171 00:06:54,372 --> 00:06:56,752 [SIGH] OKAY, DAD. 172 00:06:56,750 --> 00:06:58,460 [HUMMING] 173 00:07:00,587 --> 00:07:03,087 WHAT THE-- A BURGLAR! 174 00:07:03,089 --> 00:07:05,679 STOP, THIEF. I WARN YOU, 175 00:07:05,675 --> 00:07:07,965 I'VE BEEN STUDYING KARAOKE. 176 00:07:07,969 --> 00:07:10,469 YEE-HA HA! 177 00:07:17,354 --> 00:07:18,484 YOW! 178 00:07:19,981 --> 00:07:22,821 DAD, YOU NINJAED THE FRIDGE. 179 00:07:22,817 --> 00:07:24,737 WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO WITH ALL THIS FOOD? 180 00:07:26,196 --> 00:07:28,156 AH-HYUCK. NOTHING TO DO 181 00:07:28,156 --> 00:07:30,196 BUT EAT IT BEFORE IT SPOILS. 182 00:07:34,537 --> 00:07:37,667 ["INDIAN LOVE CALL"] ♪ WE ARE CALLING PETE ♪ 183 00:07:37,665 --> 00:07:38,995 [CLUCKING] 184 00:07:39,000 --> 00:07:42,380 ♪ 'CAUSE WE'RE GOOD TO EAT ♪ 185 00:07:43,546 --> 00:07:46,216 NO OUTBOARD MOTOR'S WORTH THIS! 186 00:07:46,216 --> 00:07:49,966 FOOD! 187 00:07:49,969 --> 00:07:52,679 [ALARM BLARES] 188 00:07:53,682 --> 00:07:55,432 [GROANING] 189 00:07:55,433 --> 00:07:57,893 THEY CAN'T KEEP ME OUT OF MY OWN CUPBOARDS. 190 00:08:05,694 --> 00:08:08,454 OH, MAMA. 191 00:08:09,948 --> 00:08:11,448 [WHIMPERING] 192 00:08:11,449 --> 00:08:14,949 GUESS I'LL JUST HAVE TO SLEEP THROUGH MY HUNGER. 193 00:08:14,953 --> 00:08:20,043 AW, I WAS GOING TO BED IN ANOTHER FIVE HOURS ANYWAY! 194 00:08:35,473 --> 00:08:37,773 MM-MM! 195 00:08:42,731 --> 00:08:44,771 - MM-HMM. - [PANTING] 196 00:08:50,280 --> 00:08:51,910 OHH! 197 00:08:54,492 --> 00:08:56,332 AAH! 198 00:09:02,876 --> 00:09:04,706 PETE: OW. 199 00:09:05,879 --> 00:09:07,379 WHAT DID-- WHO DID-- 200 00:09:07,380 --> 00:09:08,380 HUH? 201 00:09:36,659 --> 00:09:38,619 DAD'S AWFULLY QUIET UP THERE. 202 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:40,460 YOU THINK HE'S REALLY ASLEEP? 203 00:09:40,455 --> 00:09:41,865 YOU DON'T THINK HE'D TRY TO FIND 204 00:09:41,873 --> 00:09:43,583 THE HALLOWEEN CANDY WE HID, DO YOU? 205 00:09:44,918 --> 00:09:46,128 BOTH: YES! 206 00:10:06,356 --> 00:10:08,726 [SNORING] 207 00:10:17,534 --> 00:10:21,754 YEESH. NO WONDER MOM ALWAYS WANTS EARPLUGS FOR CHRISTMAS. 208 00:10:33,091 --> 00:10:34,591 HEH HEH HEH. 209 00:10:34,592 --> 00:10:36,472 YOU'RE CLASS, BABY, THE HIGH KIND. 210 00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,390 [GRUNTING] 211 00:10:45,437 --> 00:10:46,557 WHEW. 212 00:10:46,563 --> 00:10:48,943 OKAY. POTATO CHIP PANTRY? 213 00:10:48,940 --> 00:10:50,360 CHECK. 214 00:10:50,358 --> 00:10:52,398 - REFRIGERATOR? - SAFE AS FORT KNOX. 215 00:10:52,402 --> 00:10:53,572 CANDY CUPBOARD. 216 00:10:53,570 --> 00:10:56,030 ALLOW ME TO DEMINISTERATE. 217 00:10:59,284 --> 00:11:00,454 BOTH: YES! 218 00:11:00,452 --> 00:11:01,622 UH, EXCUSE ME, 219 00:11:01,619 --> 00:11:03,499 BUT WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING? 220 00:11:03,496 --> 00:11:05,496 WE'RE HELPING DAD STAY ON HIS DIET, MOM. 221 00:11:05,498 --> 00:11:07,628 AND MAN, IS HE A MUNCH MONSTER. 222 00:11:07,625 --> 00:11:09,915 HE SAID HE'D BUY US NEW BIKES IF WE KEPT HIM FROM EATING. 223 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:11,879 SO WE GOT THE WHOLE KITCHEN BOOBY TRAPPED. 224 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:15,130 HMM. THE WILL POWER OF A RHINORAMUS, HUH? 225 00:11:15,133 --> 00:11:17,143 BRIBING HIS OWN KIDS, HUH? 226 00:11:17,135 --> 00:11:19,425 OH, COME HERE. 227 00:11:19,429 --> 00:11:23,139 I GOT AN IDEA HOW TO REALLY TRAP THAT BOOBY. 228 00:11:23,141 --> 00:11:25,601 OHH... 229 00:11:25,602 --> 00:11:27,102 HUH? 230 00:11:27,103 --> 00:11:29,903 MMM. 231 00:11:29,898 --> 00:11:33,108 YOU GO AHEAD, DAD. I'M STUFFED. 232 00:11:33,109 --> 00:11:34,649 OHH. ME, TOO. 233 00:11:34,652 --> 00:11:36,612 COME ON. LET'S GO TO BED. 234 00:11:36,613 --> 00:11:39,073 BOY, IT'S A SHAME PETE'S ON A DIET. 235 00:11:39,074 --> 00:11:41,334 I'D GIVE THE REST OF THIS STUFF TO HIM. 236 00:11:41,326 --> 00:11:42,946 AH. 237 00:11:51,544 --> 00:11:52,714 WHAT'S THAT? 238 00:11:52,712 --> 00:11:53,802 SOMEBODY'S IN THE KITCHEN. 239 00:11:53,797 --> 00:11:55,627 [GASP] IT'S THE BURGLAR. 240 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:57,802 GET IN YOUR ROOM AND CALL THE POLICE, MAX. 241 00:11:57,801 --> 00:12:00,511 BLOCK THE DOOR AND DON'T COME DOWN TILL THE COAST IS CLEAR. 242 00:12:00,512 --> 00:12:03,682 THIS NINJA'S GOT WORK TO DO. 243 00:12:24,703 --> 00:12:27,373 TALK ABOUT YOUR HOME SECURITY. 244 00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,042 WELL, DON'T MIND IF I DO. 245 00:12:32,043 --> 00:12:33,043 [SNAP] 246 00:12:33,044 --> 00:12:34,054 AAH! 247 00:12:35,046 --> 00:12:36,086 [CLICK] 248 00:12:36,089 --> 00:12:37,719 OH HO HO! 249 00:12:37,716 --> 00:12:39,626 CHEATING ON YOUR DIET, EH? 250 00:12:39,634 --> 00:12:41,724 HAND IN THE OLD COOKIE JAR, EH? 251 00:12:41,720 --> 00:12:43,970 WELL, WE CAUGHT-- 252 00:12:43,972 --> 00:12:46,472 - YOU? - HAND OVER THAT PICTURE, LADY. 253 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:50,314 EWW! HOW DID DAD GET SO UGLY? 254 00:12:50,311 --> 00:12:52,521 PJ, PISTOL, CALL THE COPS. 255 00:12:52,522 --> 00:12:53,732 10-4! 256 00:12:53,732 --> 00:12:54,982 THE COPS? 257 00:12:54,983 --> 00:12:57,653 PEG: OH! NICE WORK, GANG. 258 00:12:57,652 --> 00:12:59,202 BUT WE-- I HAVEN'T EVEN-- 259 00:12:59,195 --> 00:13:00,315 [POLICE SIRENS] 260 00:13:00,321 --> 00:13:01,531 - [CHOMP] - HUH? 261 00:13:02,741 --> 00:13:04,531 [SHOUTING] 262 00:13:07,495 --> 00:13:12,035 OOH. YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS ONE. 263 00:13:16,713 --> 00:13:19,133 [SHOUTING] 264 00:13:21,176 --> 00:13:22,546 [SWORD UNSHEATHED] 265 00:13:22,552 --> 00:13:23,932 HUH? 266 00:13:23,928 --> 00:13:25,558 MM-YAH! 267 00:13:30,185 --> 00:13:31,595 YAH! 268 00:13:31,603 --> 00:13:33,733 [CLATTER] 269 00:13:33,730 --> 00:13:36,400 THAT'S IT, DAD. GIVE IT TO HIM. 270 00:13:36,399 --> 00:13:38,439 [SHOUTING] 271 00:13:38,443 --> 00:13:41,573 NOW, CHAINSAW, TAKE THAT NASTY THING OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. 272 00:13:41,571 --> 00:13:42,911 YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE IT'S BEEN. 273 00:13:42,906 --> 00:13:44,906 [SHOUTING] 274 00:14:01,007 --> 00:14:02,377 [POLICE SIREN] 275 00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,600 - WHAT? - WHAT? 276 00:14:12,811 --> 00:14:17,111 AND IT WAS ONLY A SANDWICH. 277 00:14:22,487 --> 00:14:24,407 [SIREN BLARING] 278 00:14:26,491 --> 00:14:27,951 ALL RIGHT! 279 00:14:28,993 --> 00:14:30,753 DAD! THEY GOT HIM! 280 00:14:30,745 --> 00:14:33,665 HEY, DAD! I BET YOU THEY GIVE YOU A MEDAL! 281 00:14:33,665 --> 00:14:34,745 DAD! 282 00:14:34,749 --> 00:14:35,879 DAD? 283 00:14:36,918 --> 00:14:38,208 [MUTTERING] 284 00:14:38,211 --> 00:14:39,421 THIS CAN'T BE THE BIG HOUSE. 285 00:14:39,421 --> 00:14:41,011 IT'S GOT TO BE MY STOMACH JUICES 286 00:14:41,006 --> 00:14:42,876 ARE CAUSING ME TO HALLUCINACKING 287 00:14:42,882 --> 00:14:44,592 AS PART OF MY STARVERING. 288 00:14:44,592 --> 00:14:47,012 - MY OWN NEIGHBOR, A BURGLAR. - [MUMBLING] 289 00:14:47,012 --> 00:14:49,932 CAUGHT RED-HANDED WITH HIS OWN WIFE'S JEWELRY. 290 00:14:49,931 --> 00:14:52,931 BUT-- BUT I ONLY TOOK A SANDWICH. 291 00:14:52,934 --> 00:14:55,444 [GASP] YOU WERE SWIPING FOOD 292 00:14:55,437 --> 00:14:57,477 FROM THE MOUTHS OF YOUR OWN FAMILY? 293 00:14:57,480 --> 00:15:00,480 NO, IT WAS YOUR FAMILY! 294 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:04,153 WHAT? NOT SATISFIED TO BURGLE YOUR KIN. 295 00:15:04,154 --> 00:15:06,534 YOU GOT TO PREY ON YOUR NEIGHBORS, TOO? 296 00:15:06,531 --> 00:15:09,701 BUT I WAS STARVING! 297 00:15:11,995 --> 00:15:13,825 AW, PETEY. 298 00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,420 WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME? 299 00:15:15,415 --> 00:15:17,325 I-- I DIDN'T KNOW. 300 00:15:17,334 --> 00:15:19,384 POVERTY DROVE YOU TO IT, HUH? 301 00:15:19,377 --> 00:15:20,997 POVERTY DROVE-- 302 00:15:21,004 --> 00:15:23,214 YOU SWIVEL-HEADED GHERKIN! 303 00:15:23,214 --> 00:15:27,934 THE REAL BURGLAR GOT AWAY, AND THEY BUSTED US BY MISTAKE! 304 00:15:27,927 --> 00:15:30,347 YOU MEAN WE'RE INNOCENT? 305 00:15:30,347 --> 00:15:31,967 BINGO! 306 00:15:31,973 --> 00:15:34,893 WHY, THIS IS A TAPESTRY OF JUSTICE, 307 00:15:34,893 --> 00:15:36,983 A VIOLATION OF HABEAS CORPUSCLE! 308 00:15:36,978 --> 00:15:38,688 WHERE'S THE JUDGE? 309 00:15:38,688 --> 00:15:40,358 WE WANT TO SEE OUR SENATOR! 310 00:15:40,357 --> 00:15:41,687 - WE-- - [FOOTSTEPS] 311 00:15:42,984 --> 00:15:44,744 WHO ORDERED THE SIX PIZZAS, 312 00:15:44,736 --> 00:15:47,656 DOZEN MONGO BURGERS, AND A CHOCOLATE SHAKE? 313 00:15:47,655 --> 00:15:49,315 ME! ME! ME! ME! 314 00:15:49,324 --> 00:15:51,414 GIMME! GIMME! MM-MM. YUM YUM. EAT 'EM UP! 315 00:15:51,409 --> 00:15:53,699 OOH, TO THINK I ALMOST WASTED MY PHONE CALL ON A LAWYER. 316 00:15:53,703 --> 00:15:54,753 HA HA HA HA HA! 317 00:15:55,914 --> 00:15:58,084 NO! WE'RE NOT EATING A BITE 318 00:15:58,083 --> 00:16:01,463 TILL WE'RE PARDONED BY THE PRESIDENT. 319 00:16:01,461 --> 00:16:03,381 - WHAT? - HUNGER STRIKE! 320 00:16:03,380 --> 00:16:05,300 HUNGER STRIKE! HUNGER STRIKE! 321 00:16:05,298 --> 00:16:07,178 - WAAH! - HUNGER STRIKE! HUNGER STRIKE! 322 00:16:07,175 --> 00:16:09,505 HUNGER STRIKE! HUNGER STRIKE! 323 00:16:09,511 --> 00:16:11,101 [SOBBING] 324 00:16:12,847 --> 00:16:14,057 PJ: DAD. 325 00:16:18,937 --> 00:16:19,897 DAD! 326 00:16:19,896 --> 00:16:21,226 PEG: I FOUND HIM. 327 00:16:24,192 --> 00:16:25,532 HE ESCAPED. 328 00:16:25,527 --> 00:16:27,237 WHILE WE'RE OUT FIGHTING CRIME, 329 00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:28,697 HE'S OUT GETTING A HAMBURGER. 330 00:16:28,697 --> 00:16:30,027 [DOORBELL RINGS] 331 00:16:30,031 --> 00:16:33,621 [SIGH] PROBABLY THE COPS WANTING A STATEMENT. 332 00:16:33,618 --> 00:16:35,618 HEY, IS MY DAD HERE? 333 00:16:35,620 --> 00:16:37,330 NO, MAX, BUT CHECK IT OUT. 334 00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:41,080 MOM ACED THE BIG BOY BURGLAR RIGHT IN OUR KITCHEN! 335 00:16:41,084 --> 00:16:43,384 HUH? NO WAY. 336 00:16:43,378 --> 00:16:46,008 MY DAD NINJAED THE DUDE IN OUR KITCHEN. 337 00:16:46,006 --> 00:16:48,506 YOUR DAD'S A NINJA? COOL! 338 00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,218 OURS JUST EARS. 339 00:16:50,218 --> 00:16:52,638 WELL, SPOONERVILLE'S SLEEPING SAFER TONIGHT 340 00:16:52,637 --> 00:16:54,557 AFTER POLICE BUSTED THE BIG BOY BANDIT 341 00:16:54,556 --> 00:16:56,096 AND HIS NINJA ACCOMPLICE. 342 00:16:56,099 --> 00:16:57,979 THE BURGLAR WAS HEARD SHOUTING 343 00:16:57,976 --> 00:17:01,056 "SEND ME TO SAN QUENTIN AS LONG AS THERE'S FOOD," 344 00:17:01,062 --> 00:17:03,732 WHILE HIS NINJA SIDEKICK WOULD ONLY COMMENT, QUOTE, 345 00:17:03,732 --> 00:17:05,822 "HYUCK HYUCK, AH-HYUCK." 346 00:17:05,817 --> 00:17:07,897 ALL: OH, NO. 347 00:17:07,902 --> 00:17:09,782 BURGLAR: OH, YEAH. 348 00:17:09,779 --> 00:17:12,739 COPS BUSTED THE WRONG GUYS, HUH? 349 00:17:12,741 --> 00:17:14,621 TOO BAD. 350 00:17:17,287 --> 00:17:18,747 SO WHAT DO YOU WANT? 351 00:17:18,747 --> 00:17:20,787 COME BACK FOR THE REST OF MY JEWELRY? 352 00:17:20,790 --> 00:17:22,750 NO. THE PICTURE YOU TOOK OF ME. 353 00:17:22,751 --> 00:17:25,421 THINK I WANT ANYBODY TO KNOW WHAT I LOOK LIKE? 354 00:17:25,420 --> 00:17:28,130 OH, WHY, PJ, HOW THOUGHTFUL. 355 00:17:28,131 --> 00:17:29,171 [GIGGLE] 356 00:17:32,218 --> 00:17:33,968 OH, THAT'S NICE. 357 00:17:33,970 --> 00:17:36,180 WORK WITH ME, BABY. OH, LOVE THE ATTITUDE. 358 00:17:36,181 --> 00:17:38,351 LET ME SEE THOSE BEADY EYES. GOOD. TURN. GOOD. 359 00:17:38,350 --> 00:17:40,520 NO! STOP IT! WHOA! 360 00:17:40,518 --> 00:17:42,848 GIVE ME THAT. 361 00:17:42,854 --> 00:17:44,984 OLE! HA HA! 362 00:17:44,981 --> 00:17:46,151 CATCH! 363 00:17:46,149 --> 00:17:50,529 OH, MR. BURGURGLER! 364 00:17:53,615 --> 00:17:54,655 OVER HERE! 365 00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,697 NO. OVER HERE. 366 00:17:56,701 --> 00:17:58,371 HERE. HA HA HA HA! 367 00:17:58,370 --> 00:18:00,500 GIVE ME A PROFILE, BABY. 368 00:18:00,497 --> 00:18:02,417 - MR. BURGLAR! - NO! STOP! 369 00:18:04,292 --> 00:18:05,592 [WHIMPERING] 370 00:18:09,589 --> 00:18:12,379 IF I CAN GET A STAMP, I'M WRITING MY CONGRESSMAN. 371 00:18:12,384 --> 00:18:16,054 THIS HERE'S A CLEAR-CUT CASE OF MISTAKEN IDENTIFIABLES. 372 00:18:19,349 --> 00:18:22,479 THIS HERE'S A VIOLATION OF THE CONSTITUTIONAL AMENDMENT 373 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,977 OF THE LAND OF THE FREE 374 00:18:23,978 --> 00:18:26,688 ♪ AND THE HOME OF THE BRAVES ♪ 375 00:18:26,690 --> 00:18:27,690 AH-HYUCK! 376 00:18:27,691 --> 00:18:30,191 MM! 377 00:18:30,193 --> 00:18:32,573 OOH, YUMMY. 378 00:18:34,155 --> 00:18:35,655 OKAY. 379 00:18:35,657 --> 00:18:36,867 HEY! 380 00:18:40,078 --> 00:18:41,828 NOW, PETEY, NO FOOD. 381 00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:44,290 WE GOT TO STICK TO OUR PRINCIPLES. 382 00:18:46,126 --> 00:18:47,246 HUH? 383 00:18:48,503 --> 00:18:50,173 MMM. 384 00:18:54,592 --> 00:18:57,052 JAILBREAK! 385 00:18:57,053 --> 00:18:59,893 - [MUTTERING] - NYAAH NYAAH NYAAH NYAAH! 386 00:19:04,227 --> 00:19:05,397 UH-OH. 387 00:19:07,188 --> 00:19:09,898 [SHOUTING] 388 00:19:18,616 --> 00:19:20,286 GIVE ME 16 OF EVERYTHING. 389 00:19:20,285 --> 00:19:21,945 SORRY. WE'RE CLOSED. 390 00:19:21,953 --> 00:19:23,963 AAH! 391 00:19:23,955 --> 00:19:25,495 FOOD! FOOD! GLORIOUS FOOD. 392 00:19:25,498 --> 00:19:27,248 SOMETHING'S GOT TO BE OPEN! 393 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:40,389 WHY, YOU... 394 00:19:44,893 --> 00:19:46,643 FIRE! 395 00:19:50,231 --> 00:19:52,401 WHOA! 396 00:19:52,400 --> 00:19:55,110 BASEMENT FLOOR. SPIDERS AND COBWEBS. 397 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,821 OW! 398 00:19:56,821 --> 00:19:58,821 SQUAD! OUTSIDE! 399 00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:03,160 CLOSED? 400 00:20:04,162 --> 00:20:05,252 CLOSED! 401 00:20:06,331 --> 00:20:08,041 CLOSED! AAH! 402 00:20:09,376 --> 00:20:10,876 GIVE IT UP, PETE. 403 00:20:10,877 --> 00:20:12,497 ONLY KITCHEN THAT'S OPEN THIS TIME OF NIGHT 404 00:20:12,504 --> 00:20:13,554 IS AT YOUR HOUSE. 405 00:20:13,546 --> 00:20:14,836 MY HOUSE? 406 00:20:14,839 --> 00:20:16,219 MY HOUSE. 407 00:20:16,216 --> 00:20:20,846 MY HOUSE. MY HOUSE. 408 00:20:20,845 --> 00:20:23,925 MY HOUSE. MY HOUSE! 409 00:20:23,932 --> 00:20:25,432 [SIRENS] 410 00:20:25,433 --> 00:20:27,143 WHAT IN THE WORLD? 411 00:20:29,521 --> 00:20:31,481 NO, PETEY, NO! 412 00:20:31,481 --> 00:20:33,191 DOWN, BOY! DOWN! 413 00:20:33,191 --> 00:20:35,321 POP! IT'S THE BURGLAR! 414 00:20:35,318 --> 00:20:36,858 HE TRIED TO WIPE US OUT! 415 00:20:36,861 --> 00:20:39,781 OH, HE DID, DID HE? 416 00:20:39,781 --> 00:20:42,031 [NINJA SHOUTS] 417 00:20:45,662 --> 00:20:47,082 [PANTING] 418 00:20:47,080 --> 00:20:51,250 GOTTA...GET...THE PICTURES. 419 00:20:51,251 --> 00:20:52,211 OH, NO. 420 00:20:53,545 --> 00:20:57,215 YEE... 421 00:20:57,215 --> 00:20:59,125 HA! 422 00:20:59,134 --> 00:21:00,894 WHOA! 423 00:21:08,893 --> 00:21:10,403 THIS WAY, OFFICERS. 424 00:21:10,395 --> 00:21:11,855 COME ALONG, YOU. 425 00:21:11,855 --> 00:21:13,685 IT'LL BE A NICE, QUIET CELL, WON'T IT? 426 00:21:13,690 --> 00:21:15,360 WHERE I'LL BE SAFE FROM THEM? HUH? 427 00:21:15,358 --> 00:21:17,028 [WHIMPERING] 428 00:21:17,027 --> 00:21:19,817 OOH! AAH! 429 00:21:19,821 --> 00:21:21,571 [WHIMPERING] 430 00:21:21,573 --> 00:21:24,583 OUR APOLOGIES FOR THE MISTAKEN IDENTITY. 431 00:21:24,576 --> 00:21:25,696 YOU'RE FREE TO GO. 432 00:21:27,746 --> 00:21:29,246 NO, DAD, WAIT. 433 00:21:29,247 --> 00:21:31,247 ONE MORE MINUTE, AND YOU'LL WIN THE BET. 434 00:21:31,249 --> 00:21:33,959 THINK OF YOUR TURBO-CHARGED OUTBOARD MOTOR. 435 00:21:33,960 --> 00:21:36,420 THINK OF OUR NEW BIKES! 436 00:21:39,549 --> 00:21:41,219 THINK OF YOUR WILL POWER! 437 00:21:42,469 --> 00:21:45,559 WILL P-P-P-POWER? 438 00:21:46,681 --> 00:21:48,521 [GRUMBLING] 439 00:21:49,934 --> 00:21:52,274 I...I CAN-- 440 00:21:52,270 --> 00:21:54,270 I CAN-- I... 441 00:21:54,272 --> 00:21:56,612 CANNOT STAND IT! 442 00:21:56,608 --> 00:21:58,398 I WANT FOOD! FOOD! 443 00:21:58,401 --> 00:22:01,861 GLORIOUS, SUCCULENT FOOD! 444 00:22:03,365 --> 00:22:04,445 YES! 445 00:22:07,577 --> 00:22:09,447 WELL, WHAT DO YOU KNOW. 446 00:22:09,454 --> 00:22:11,214 HE MADE IT. 447 00:22:11,206 --> 00:22:12,666 YES! 448 00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,245 OH, MAMA. 449 00:22:15,251 --> 00:22:17,711 HOLD THE ONIONS.