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♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
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♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
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MAXIMUM COOL, BUT NO WAY HE'LL DO IT AGAIN.
BET YOU A SET OF HANDLEGRIPS HE DOES.
[ALL] YAY!
ANOTHER WILD RIDER RECORD.
AND ANOTHER FREE PIZZA!
MAN, WE'RE TALKIN' ONE COO-EL DUDE!
YA WANNA SEE COO-EL? WATCH ME.
HEY. WILD RIDER'S NOT FOR GOOFBALLS.
YEAH? THIS GOOFBALL'S GONNA WIPE YOU OUT.
HAVE YOU POPPED YOUR TOP?
NOBODY BEATS BUTCH.
BACK OFF, PEEJ.
I'VE BEEN PRACTICING AT HOME.
HA HA. CHECK OUT THE MILD RIDER, GUYS.
PEER PRESSURE. GREAT.
COULD BE WORSE.
[GOOFY] MAX! OH, MAX!
IT'S WORSE.
MAX! WHERE YA HIDIN'?
GETTING PICKED UP BY YOUR DAD--MAJOR UNCOOL.
AH-HYUCK! A-HA HA HA!
HOWDY!
WHOA!
AH-HOO HOO HOO!
HA HA HA HA! HA HA HA HA!
AH-HYUCK! THERE YA ARE, MAX.
HOPE YOU DIDN'T FORGET.
WE'RE GONNA WHIP UP A MESS O' YOUR FAVORITE CUPCAKES.
I EVEN GOT THE JIMMIES.
DAD.
HEY, CHECK OUT THE CHEESEHEAD.
HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
HEY, HOTSHOT, SURE YOU DON'T WANNA PLAY ANOTHER GAME?
MY QUARTER.
LET'S JUST GO, O.K.?
HOLD ON, MAX.
THIS LOOKS KINDA FUN.
AH-HYUCK! IT MOVES!
GAWRSH! TOUGHER THAN IT LOOKS. AH-HYUCK!
HEH HEH. LIKE FATHER, LIKE GOOFBALL.
AH-HYUCK! THAT'S FUN, BUT IT'S TIME TO GO.
I HEAR THOSE CUPPYCAKES A-CALLIN'!
DOOMED TO BE A DWEEB.
C'MON, MAX-O.
YOU CAN'T HIDE IN YOUR GARAGE FOREVER.
LOOK, PJ, THE WORLD IS DIVIDED INTO TWO GROUPS--
THE COOL GUYS AND EVERYBODY ELSE.
BUTCH IS COOL, I'M EVERYBODY ELSE.
AT LEAST NOTHING STUPID CAN HAPPEN TO ME HERE, RIGHT?
YIKE!
MAX, ARE YOU ALIVE?
YEAH, I'M O.K.
I, UH...UH...UH...
HEY, WHATCHA LOOKIN' AT?
IT'S JUST A...MOTORCYCLE!
A REAL MOTORCYCLE!
[BOTH] COOL!
NEVER SEEN MAX SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS.
GOTTA CHEER HIM UP.
WHOA!
DAD? DAD!
OH, DAD!
AH-HYUCK! CHEERED UP ALREADY.
[THUMPS]
A MOTORCYCLE! WE FOUND A MOTORCYCLE!
IN OUR GARAGE!
THAT OLD THING? ALMOST FORGOT I HAD IT.
CAN PJ AND I WHEEL 'ER OUT, HUH?
WELL, I DON'T KNOW...
WE'LL CLEAN HER UP SHINY AS NEW.
IT'S NOT A TOY, YOU KNOW.
IT'LL LOOK SO CHOICE.
OH...O.K.
[BOTH] YES!
BUT YA GOTTA PROMISE YA WON'T RIDE IT.
WON'T LEAVE THE DRIVEWAY. GOOF'S HONOR.
BUTCH THINKS HE'S COOL?
WAIT'LL HE CATCHES ME ON THIS BAD BOY.
WE'RE TALKIN' SUBZERO.
UH! DREAM ON.
BUT DON'T WORRY.
I WON'T FORGET YOU WHEN I'M COOL.
COOL, HUH?
WHA--?
WHOA!
[PJ] HA HA! RIDE 'EM, COWBOY!
HA HA HA HA! OH, GREAT!
OH, PJ...
AT YOUR SERVICE.
YOU CAN RUN, BUT YOU CAN'T STAY DRY.
O.K., O.K. I GIVE.
THE WATER BLASTER--
SILENT, LETHAL, GETS THE JOB DONE.
[BOTH] WAY COOL!
WELL, HMM...
MM-HMM...
NICE WORK, BOYS.
THANKS, DAD.
'COURSE, IT'LL NEVER RUN.
AND WHY NOT--
UH, SIR?
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE AXLE GREASE, GOOFER.
TRANSMISSION'S GONE.
LOOKS REAL PRETTY THOUGH.
YOU BOYS WANT TO WASH MY CAR NEXT?
HA HA HA HA HA!
UH, WHAT'S A TRANSMISSION?
[PJ] THIS IS HOPELESS.
HEY, KEEP LOOKIN'.
THERE'S GOTTA BE A WHATCHAMACALLIT--
TRANSMISSION.
RIGHT. --IN HERE SOMEWHERE.
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MAX.
HEY, WHAT DOES A WASHER NEED A TRANSMISSION FOR?
IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.
HAMMER.
SLIP JOINT PLIERS.
3/16's OR 7/8's?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW? THEY'RE YOUR DAD'S TOOLS.
CONTROL KNOB.
NASTY! OPERATION'S A SUCCESS.
YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT ALL THESE EXTRA PARTS, MAN?
WHO NEEDS 'EM? THEY'RE JUST SPARE STUFF.
HEY, WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?
GOTTA LOOK COOL.
NOW, LET'S SEE HOW THIS PUPPY WORKS.
BUT YOUR DAD SAID--
WHAT'LL IT HURT JUST TO START IT, PJ? COME ON.
1...2...3!
[ENGINE STARTS, DIES]
CLOSE. TRY AGAIN.
[SCREECHING]
WHOOPS. MY MISTAKE, KITTY.
HUH? OH, MAX'S VIDEO GAME. AH-HYUCK!
OH, THINK YOU CAN BEAT ME, HUH?
[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTS]
WE DID IT!
GAWRSH! IT SOUNDS REAL.
AH-HYUCK!
P-P-PURRS LIKE A K-K-KITTY.
WHOA!
WOW! IS THIS COOL OR--WHOA!
GOTTA KILL THE ENGINE!
ACK!
GOTTA KILL THE DRIVER.
LAY OFF! I'M GETTIN' IT.
UMPH...
ISN'T THAT A FEDERAL OFFENSE?
WHOA, DAGGER! LOOK OUT!
MAX, DO YOU KNOW WHO WE JUST SQUASHED?
HUH?
THE ROAD HOGS!
YA SEE THOSE GUYS?
YEAH, WE SEE 'EM, BOSS.
- THOSE TWO GUYS? - YEAH, YEAH, TWO GUYS OVER THERE, YEAH.
GO GRIND THEM INTO MEAT.
- GRIND 'EM UP, BOSS. - WHAT KIND OF MEAT?
LUNCH MEAT, SALAMI. JUST GRIND 'EM UP!
YOU DON'T SUPPOSE WE CAN SETTLE THIS PEACEFULLY?
NEXT TIME, I STEER!
WE'RE TRAPPED!
WE'RE GONNA DIE!
MAX! DO SOMETHING!
UH-OH.
SHOW OFF, LAME-O.
AAAH!
YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ME?
ARE YOU GONNA GET A LIMO, BOSS?
HE SAID LAME-O.
YOU'RE BOTH LAME-OS!
[TIRES SQUEALING]
PEEJ, I THINK WE LOST 'EM.
BUT THEY DIDN'T LOSE US.
AAH!
GREAT HIDING PLACE, MAX.
SMELL TAKES SOME GETTIN' USED TO, BUT IT WORKS FOR ME.
[DAGGER] THE ROAD HOGS WILL BE AVENGED.
YOU HEARD DAGGER.
THE ROAD HOGS WILL BE REVENGED.
NO, HE SAID "AVENGED."
I HEARD HIM.
I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT HE SAID.
SHUT UP, WILL YAS?
SORRY, BOSS.
WHOA! THAT SKULL.
THE SILVER SKULL!
THIS CHOPPER BELONGS TO--
MY DAD!
IT'S MY DAD'S.
HIS DAD'S THE SKULL?
OH, MAN, THIS IS TOO WILD.
CAN'T BEAT HIM TO A PULP.
HE'S THE SON OF A LEGEND. YOU O.K., LIL' SKULL?
OH, YEAH, BUT MY DAD'S NO LEGEND.
HEY, EVERY BIKER'S HEARD OF THE SKULL.
ONE BAA-AD HOMBRE.
OH, THE SKULL. I THOUGHT YOU SAID SCHOOL.
YEP, THAT'S MY OLD MAN.
TAUGHT ME HOW TO LIVE FAST AND RIDE HARD.
GOT MY FIRST WHEELS BEFORE I COULD WALK.
DAD'S GONNA KILL ME!
NOT TO WORRY, LIL' SKULL.
FIX 'ER RIGHT UP. BE AN HONOR.
BE A MIRACLE. IT'S TOTALED.
BEAST HAS A REAL DELICATE TOUCH.
THERE. ROAD-READY.
OUTSTANDING!
IT WOULD BE A REAL RIGHTEOUS RIDE
TO HANG WITH THE SON OF THE SKULL.
WELL, UH, BEATS ICING CUPCAKES...
I THINK.
[ENGINE REVVING]
CLUTCH! TRY THE CLUTCH!
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CRUISE. I'M THE BIKER LEGEND HERE.
AAH! JUST LET ME--
HEY, WHERE'D THEY GO?
KILLER. THE LITTLE DUDE HAS DEFINITELY GOT
THAT SKULL MAGIC.
AS HEAD HOG,
I OFFICIALLY DECLARE YOU...
ROAD HOGS.
US?
WELCOME TO THE CLUB.
GLAD WE'RE...HERE.
SUIT UP, HOGLETS.
JACKETS ARE YOURS FOR LIFE, NOW.
LIFE?
IS THIS MONDO-BEYONDO COOL OR WHAT, PEEJ?
I'M LEANING TOWARDS "WHAT" MYSELF.
LET'S GO HOME.
YEAH, YEAH, O.K.
AFTER WE MAKE ONE STOP.
HUH?
CLUTCH! CLUTCH!
I'M CLUTCHING!
WHOA!
OOH!
GOOFBALL?
YOU'RE A ROAD HOG?
THEY CALL ME "LIL' SKULL."
WHOA! OOH!
YEP. GOT MOTOR OIL RUNNING THROUGH MY VEINS.
I AM THE ULTIMATE MENACE ON TWO WHEELS.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE THE ULTIMATE MENACE ON TWO WHEELS, DAG.
HUH, DAG? RIGHT, DAG? IS THAT RIGHT, DAG? HUH, DAG?
YA GET MY DRIFT, "MILD RIDER"?
I'M OUTTA HERE.
JUST DON'T FORGET WHO'S THE BADDEST BIKER AROUND!
YEAH, WELL, I GOT A GOOD MEMORY,
AND I'M THE BADDEST BIKER AROUND!
YOU THINK MAYBE YOU OVERDID IT?
MAYBE.
YOU HAVE CHALLENGED ME, LIL' SKULL.
HUH? ME CHALLENGE YOU?
NO, SIR.
ACCORDING TO SACRED HOG TRADITION,
THERE'S ONE WAY TO SETTLE THIS--
A BIKER'S DUEL.
[ALL] OOH.
[BANGING]
PJ! YOU IN THERE?
BORROWIN' MY TOOLS... I'LL TEACH HIM.
I'LL TIE HIS FINGERS INTO KNOTS.
[CRASH]
[CAT YOWLS]
ALL RIGHT, WHERE'S MY KID?
WHERE'S PETE JUNIOR?
WHAT? I WAS WINNIN'.
GOOF!
OH, HIYA, PETE.
TV's ON THE FRITZ.
FORGET THE BLASTED TV. I'M LOOKING FOR PJ.
PJ? OH. WHERE IS HE?
GEE...WELL, LAST TIME I SAW HIM HE WAS OVER--
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING TO FIND OUT FROM YOU!
RUG RAT TOOK MY TOOLS.
THAT'S RIGHT.
BOYS WERE WORKIN' OUT IN THE DRIVEWAY.
MY LITTLE BOY.
27-PIECE RATCHET SET WITH MY INITIALS ENGRAVED!
CAN'T PUT A PRICE TAG ON THIS KIND OF HARDWARE.
DON'T SEE MAX AND PJ...
OR MY OLD CHOPPER.
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU LET OUR BOYS
PLAY WITH A MOTOR-SICKLE?
WHAT KIND OF FATHER ARE YOU, ANYWAY?
GAWRSH, MAX PROMISED HE WOULDN'T RIDE THE CHOPPER.
WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BURNT RUBBER, GOOF. THEY'RE GONE!
WOW, DEADMAN'S RIDGE.
WHEN YOU PLAY CHICKEN, YOU GOTTA STOP
RIGHT BEFORE THE GUARDRAIL, OR ELSE.
OR ELSE NOTHIN'!
YOU'RE THE SON OF THE SKULL!
THEY DON'T CALL IT CHICKEN FOR NOTHIN', PJ.
WHAT AM I GONNA DO?
END UP AS ROAD PIZZA?
PERFECT.
PERFECT! PIZZA!
GOTTA MAKE A QUICK CALL, FELLOW HOGS.
WHAT?
JUST ORDERING SOME VICTORY PIZZA.
WAY I SEE IT, I'M GONNA WANT TO CELEBRATE...
WHEN I WIN.
AHEM. PRIVATE CALL.
NOTHIN'S PRIVATE BETWEEN HOGS.
C'mon, Dad, answer the phone.
[GOOFY] HELLO?
DAD? ER, DAD'S PIZZA?
SORRY. WRONG NUMBER.
DON'T HANG UP!
I'D LIKE TO ORDER A PEPPERONI PLUS TO GO.
YOU DO DELIVER TO DEADMAN'S RIDGE, DON'T YOU?
PEPPERONI RIDGE? HUH?
BEEN WORKIN' UP AN APPETITE.
TOOK THE OLD CHOPPER OUT FOR A CRUISE...
by accident, Dad.
We're talkin' a freak one in a million kind of thing.
YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL BACK AFTER THE DUEL.
READY, LIL' SKULL?
YEAH.
[THINKING] I'M HISTORY.
STOP!
IT'S HIM...
THE SKULL!
YAAH!
HEH HEH HEH.
THAT'S THE SKULL?
HA HA HA HA HA HA!
AH-HYUCK! HOWDY, BOYS.
DAD, YOU MADE IT!
YUP. YOU FELLAS ARE COMING HOME, WHERE YOU BELONG.
THESE FELLAS ARE ROAD HOGS NOW.
MAX?
SORRY, DAD. WE WERE JUST--
THEY GOTTA LIVE BY THE CODE OF THE ROAD,
AND THE CODE SAYS THERE'S GONNA BE A DUEL.
WHOA. MAYBE THE SKULL HERE
WANTS TO TAKE YOU ON, DAGGER.
HA HA HA!
HEY! OOF!
DAD! YOU CAN'T!
IF YOU WIN, THE BOYS GO HOME.
IF I WIN, THEY'RE HOGS FOR LIFE. GOT IT?
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
THIS AIN'T NO WAY TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.
WAHOOOAAA!
DOESN'T STAND A CHANCE.
- DAD, LOOK OUT! - MR. G!
WHOA, IT'S GETTIN' DARK EARLY.
YAAHAA-WAHOOWIE!
DAD!
THAT GEEK SURE HAD GUTS.
YEAH. A REAL TRAGEDY.
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL CHOPPER.
WHOA!
I'M COMIN', BOYS!
YAAAHOOO!
OH, DAD!
WAY AWESOME, MR. G.
AH-HYUCK! OL' CHOPPER HASN'T LET ME DOWN YET.
HE BEAT ME.
NOBODY BEATS ME.
I MEAN NOBODY BEATS ME UNLESS...
UNLESS THAT GOOF REALLY IS THE SKULL.
WHO WOULD'VE THOUGHT. HAA!
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW MUCH TROUBLE
THIS DUMB CHOPPER GOT ME INTO.
HEY, DAD, DID THEY REALLY USED TO CALL YOU THE SKULL?
YUP. SURE DID.
NUMSKULL. AH-HYUCK!
[DAGGER] THE GREATEST BIKER OF ALL TIME.