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♪♪

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♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪

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♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪

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♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS
NUMBER ONE ♪

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YES!

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♪ THERE'S BUDDIES,
THERE'S PALS ♪

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♪ YEAH ♪

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♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM
TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪

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♪ CAN'T YOU SEE
YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪

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♪ LOOKIN' FOR
A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪

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♪ A REAL GOOD
TIME ♪

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AAH!

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♪ REPORT
TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪

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♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪

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♪ ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪

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♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪

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♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪

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♪ SIDE BY SIDE
WHEREVER WE GO ♪

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♪ WE'RE ALWAYS
READY TO ROLL ♪

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♪ NOW
GIMME A BEAT ♪

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♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪

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♪ AND WE ALWAYS
STICK TOGETHER ♪

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♪ COME ON,
WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪

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♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS
FOREVER ♪

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♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING
EVERYONE ♪

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♪ COME ALONG
AND JOIN THE FUN ♪

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♪ REPORT TO
THE GOOF TROOP ♪

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♪ LA DO BE DA BOP
LA BA DO BOP ♪

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YEAH!

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♪♪

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MAXIMUM COOL,
BUT NO WAY
HE'LL DO IT AGAIN.

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BET YOU A SET
OF HANDLEGRIPS
HE DOES.

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[ALL]
YAY!

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ANOTHER WILD RIDER
RECORD.

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AND ANOTHER
FREE PIZZA!

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MAN, WE'RE TALKIN'
ONE COO-EL DUDE!

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YA WANNA SEE COO-EL?
WATCH ME.

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HEY. WILD RIDER'S
NOT FOR GOOFBALLS.

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YEAH? THIS GOOFBALL'S
GONNA WIPE YOU OUT.

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HAVE YOU POPPED
YOUR TOP?

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NOBODY BEATS BUTCH.

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BACK OFF, PEEJ.

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I'VE BEEN
PRACTICING AT HOME.

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HA HA. CHECK OUT
THE MILD RIDER,
GUYS.

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PEER PRESSURE.
GREAT.

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COULD BE WORSE.

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[GOOFY]
MAX! OH, MAX!

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IT'S WORSE.

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MAX!
WHERE YA HIDIN'?

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GETTING PICKED UP
BY YOUR DAD--MAJOR UNCOOL.

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AH-HYUCK!
A-HA HA HA!

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HOWDY!

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WHOA!

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AH-HOO HOO HOO!

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HA HA HA HA!
HA HA HA HA!

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AH-HYUCK!
THERE YA ARE, MAX.

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HOPE YOU DIDN'T FORGET.

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WE'RE GONNA WHIP UP
A MESS O' YOUR
FAVORITE CUPCAKES.

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I EVEN GOT
THE JIMMIES.

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DAD.

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HEY, CHECK OUT
THE CHEESEHEAD.

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HA HA HA!
HA HA HA!

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HEY, HOTSHOT,
SURE YOU DON'T WANNA
PLAY ANOTHER GAME?

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MY QUARTER.

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LET'S JUST GO,
O.K.?

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HOLD ON, MAX.

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THIS LOOKS
KINDA FUN.

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AH-HYUCK! IT MOVES!

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GAWRSH! TOUGHER
THAN IT LOOKS. AH-HYUCK!

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HEH HEH. LIKE FATHER,
LIKE GOOFBALL.

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AH-HYUCK! THAT'S FUN,
BUT IT'S TIME TO GO.

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I HEAR THOSE
CUPPYCAKES A-CALLIN'!

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DOOMED TO BE A DWEEB.

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C'MON, MAX-O.

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YOU CAN'T HIDE IN
YOUR GARAGE FOREVER.

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LOOK, PJ,
THE WORLD IS DIVIDED
INTO TWO GROUPS--

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THE COOL GUYS
AND EVERYBODY ELSE.

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BUTCH IS COOL,
I'M EVERYBODY ELSE.

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AT LEAST NOTHING STUPID
CAN HAPPEN TO ME HERE, RIGHT?

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YIKE!

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MAX, ARE YOU ALIVE?

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YEAH, I'M O.K.

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I, UH...UH...UH...

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HEY, WHATCHA
LOOKIN' AT?

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IT'S JUST
A...MOTORCYCLE!

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A REAL MOTORCYCLE!

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[BOTH]
COOL!

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NEVER SEEN MAX
SO DOWN IN THE DUMPS.

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GOTTA CHEER HIM UP.

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WHOA!

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DAD? DAD!

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OH, DAD!

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AH-HYUCK!
CHEERED UP ALREADY.

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[THUMPS]

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A MOTORCYCLE!
WE FOUND
A MOTORCYCLE!

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IN OUR GARAGE!

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THAT OLD THING?
ALMOST FORGOT I HAD IT.

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CAN PJ AND I
WHEEL 'ER OUT, HUH?

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WELL, I DON'T KNOW...

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WE'LL CLEAN HER UP
SHINY AS NEW.

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IT'S NOT A TOY,
YOU KNOW.

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IT'LL LOOK SO CHOICE.

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OH...O.K.

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[BOTH]
YES!

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BUT YA GOTTA PROMISE
YA WON'T RIDE IT.

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WON'T LEAVE THE DRIVEWAY.
GOOF'S HONOR.

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BUTCH THINKS HE'S COOL?

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WAIT'LL HE CATCHES ME
ON THIS BAD BOY.

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WE'RE TALKIN' SUBZERO.

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UH! DREAM ON.

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BUT DON'T WORRY.

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I WON'T FORGET YOU
WHEN I'M COOL.

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COOL, HUH?

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WHA--?

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WHOA!

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[PJ]
HA HA! RIDE 'EM,
COWBOY!

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HA HA HA HA!
OH, GREAT!

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OH, PJ...

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AT YOUR SERVICE.

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YOU CAN RUN,
BUT YOU CAN'T STAY DRY.

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O.K., O.K. I GIVE.

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THE WATER BLASTER--

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SILENT, LETHAL,
GETS THE JOB DONE.

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[BOTH]
WAY COOL!

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WELL, HMM...

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MM-HMM...

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NICE WORK, BOYS.

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THANKS, DAD.

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'COURSE,
IT'LL NEVER RUN.

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AND WHY NOT--

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UH, SIR?

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WAKE UP AND SMELL
THE AXLE GREASE, GOOFER.

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TRANSMISSION'S GONE.

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LOOKS REAL PRETTY
THOUGH.

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YOU BOYS WANT TO
WASH MY CAR NEXT?

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HA HA HA HA HA!

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UH, WHAT'S
A TRANSMISSION?

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[PJ]
THIS IS HOPELESS.

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HEY, KEEP LOOKIN'.

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THERE'S GOTTA BE
A WHATCHAMACALLIT--

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TRANSMISSION.

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RIGHT.
--IN HERE SOMEWHERE.

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I DON'T KNOW
ABOUT THIS, MAX.

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HEY, WHAT DOES A WASHER
NEED A TRANSMISSION FOR?

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IT'S NOT GOING ANYWHERE.

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HAMMER.

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SLIP JOINT PLIERS.

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3/16's OR 7/8's?

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HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?
THEY'RE YOUR DAD'S TOOLS.

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CONTROL KNOB.

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NASTY!
OPERATION'S A SUCCESS.

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YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT
ALL THESE EXTRA PARTS,
MAN?

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WHO NEEDS 'EM?
THEY'RE JUST SPARE STUFF.

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HEY, WHAT'S
THE BIG IDEA?

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GOTTA LOOK COOL.

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NOW, LET'S SEE HOW
THIS PUPPY WORKS.

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BUT YOUR DAD SAID--

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WHAT'LL IT HURT JUST
TO START IT, PJ? COME ON.

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1...2...3!

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[ENGINE STARTS, DIES]

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CLOSE. TRY AGAIN.

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[SCREECHING]

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WHOOPS.
MY MISTAKE, KITTY.

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HUH? OH, MAX'S
VIDEO GAME. AH-HYUCK!

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OH, THINK YOU
CAN BEAT ME, HUH?

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[MOTORCYCLE ENGINE STARTS]

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WE DID IT!

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GAWRSH!
IT SOUNDS REAL.

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AH-HYUCK!

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P-P-PURRS
LIKE A K-K-KITTY.

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WHOA!

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WOW!
IS THIS COOL OR--WHOA!

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GOTTA KILL THE ENGINE!

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ACK!

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GOTTA
KILL THE DRIVER.

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LAY OFF!
I'M GETTIN' IT.

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UMPH...

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ISN'T THAT
A FEDERAL OFFENSE?

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WHOA, DAGGER!
LOOK OUT!

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MAX, DO YOU KNOW
WHO WE JUST SQUASHED?

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HUH?

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THE ROAD HOGS!

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YA SEE THOSE GUYS?

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YEAH,
WE SEE 'EM, BOSS.

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- THOSE TWO GUYS?
- YEAH, YEAH, TWO GUYS
OVER THERE, YEAH.

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GO GRIND THEM INTO MEAT.

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- GRIND 'EM UP, BOSS.
- WHAT KIND OF MEAT?

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LUNCH MEAT, SALAMI.
JUST GRIND 'EM UP!

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YOU DON'T SUPPOSE WE CAN
SETTLE THIS PEACEFULLY?

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NEXT TIME, I STEER!

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WE'RE TRAPPED!

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WE'RE GONNA DIE!

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MAX! DO SOMETHING!

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UH-OH.

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SHOW OFF, LAME-O.

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AAAH!

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YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ME?

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00:12:03,460 --> 00:12:05,750
ARE YOU GONNA GET
A LIMO, BOSS?

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HE SAID LAME-O.

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00:12:07,080 --> 00:12:09,420
YOU'RE BOTH LAME-OS!

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[TIRES SQUEALING]

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PEEJ, I THINK
WE LOST 'EM.

203
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BUT THEY
DIDN'T LOSE US.

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AAH!

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GREAT
HIDING PLACE, MAX.

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SMELL TAKES
SOME GETTIN' USED TO,
BUT IT WORKS FOR ME.

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[DAGGER]
THE ROAD HOGS
WILL BE AVENGED.

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YOU HEARD DAGGER.

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THE ROAD HOGS
WILL BE REVENGED.

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NO, HE SAID "AVENGED."

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I HEARD HIM.

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I KNOW EXACTLY
WHAT HE SAID.

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SHUT UP, WILL YAS?

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SORRY, BOSS.

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WHOA! THAT SKULL.

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THE SILVER SKULL!

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THIS CHOPPER
BELONGS TO--

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MY DAD!

219
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IT'S MY DAD'S.

220
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HIS DAD'S THE SKULL?

221
00:13:13,580 --> 00:13:15,210
OH, MAN,
THIS IS TOO WILD.

222
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CAN'T BEAT HIM TO A PULP.

223
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HE'S THE SON OF A LEGEND.
YOU O.K., LIL' SKULL?

224
00:13:20,540 --> 00:13:23,210
OH, YEAH, BUT
MY DAD'S NO LEGEND.

225
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HEY, EVERY BIKER'S
HEARD OF THE SKULL.

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ONE BAA-AD HOMBRE.

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OH, THE SKULL.
I THOUGHT YOU SAID SCHOOL.

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YEP, THAT'S MY OLD MAN.

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TAUGHT ME HOW TO
LIVE FAST AND RIDE HARD.

230
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GOT MY FIRST WHEELS
BEFORE I COULD WALK.

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DAD'S GONNA KILL ME!

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NOT TO WORRY,
LIL' SKULL.

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FIX 'ER RIGHT UP.
BE AN HONOR.

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BE A MIRACLE.
IT'S TOTALED.

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BEAST HAS A REAL
DELICATE TOUCH.

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THERE. ROAD-READY.

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OUTSTANDING!

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IT WOULD BE
A REAL RIGHTEOUS RIDE

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TO HANG WITH
THE SON OF THE SKULL.

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WELL, UH,
BEATS ICING CUPCAKES...

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I THINK.

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[ENGINE REVVING]

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CLUTCH!
TRY THE CLUTCH!

244
00:14:13,170 --> 00:14:16,710
DON'T TELL ME HOW TO CRUISE.
I'M THE BIKER LEGEND HERE.

245
00:14:16,710 --> 00:14:18,750
AAH!
JUST LET ME--

246
00:14:18,750 --> 00:14:20,330
HEY, WHERE'D THEY GO?

247
00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:31,750
KILLER.
THE LITTLE DUDE
HAS DEFINITELY GOT

248
00:14:31,750 --> 00:14:33,420
THAT SKULL MAGIC.

249
00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:34,710
AS HEAD HOG,

250
00:14:34,710 --> 00:14:37,380
I OFFICIALLY
DECLARE YOU...

251
00:14:37,380 --> 00:14:38,380
ROAD HOGS.

252
00:14:39,380 --> 00:14:40,500
US?

253
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:42,620
WELCOME
TO THE CLUB.

254
00:14:42,620 --> 00:14:44,120
GLAD WE'RE...HERE.

255
00:14:44,120 --> 00:14:46,460
SUIT UP,
HOGLETS.

256
00:14:48,210 --> 00:14:50,380
JACKETS ARE YOURS
FOR LIFE, NOW.

257
00:14:50,380 --> 00:14:51,880
LIFE?

258
00:14:51,880 --> 00:14:55,380
IS THIS
MONDO-BEYONDO COOL
OR WHAT, PEEJ?

259
00:14:55,380 --> 00:14:57,750
I'M LEANING
TOWARDS "WHAT"
MYSELF.

260
00:14:57,750 --> 00:14:59,210
LET'S GO HOME.

261
00:14:59,210 --> 00:15:01,080
YEAH, YEAH, O.K.

262
00:15:01,080 --> 00:15:03,500
AFTER WE MAKE
ONE STOP.

263
00:15:10,420 --> 00:15:11,830
HUH?

264
00:15:11,830 --> 00:15:14,500
CLUTCH! CLUTCH!

265
00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,960
I'M CLUTCHING!

266
00:15:16,960 --> 00:15:18,880
WHOA!

267
00:15:23,380 --> 00:15:25,500
OOH!

268
00:15:29,830 --> 00:15:31,250
GOOFBALL?

269
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:32,580
YOU'RE A ROAD HOG?

270
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:35,750
THEY CALL ME
"LIL' SKULL."

271
00:15:35,750 --> 00:15:38,000
WHOA!
OOH!

272
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:42,120
YEP. GOT
MOTOR OIL RUNNING
THROUGH MY VEINS.

273
00:15:42,120 --> 00:15:46,290
I AM THE
ULTIMATE MENACE
ON TWO WHEELS.

274
00:15:46,290 --> 00:15:49,380
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
THE ULTIMATE MENACE
ON TWO WHEELS, DAG.

275
00:15:49,380 --> 00:15:51,330
HUH, DAG? RIGHT, DAG?
IS THAT RIGHT, DAG?
HUH, DAG?

276
00:15:51,330 --> 00:15:54,210
YA GET MY DRIFT,
"MILD RIDER"?

277
00:15:54,210 --> 00:15:56,170
I'M OUTTA HERE.

278
00:15:56,170 --> 00:16:00,710
JUST DON'T FORGET
WHO'S THE BADDEST
BIKER AROUND!

279
00:16:00,710 --> 00:16:03,000
YEAH, WELL,
I GOT A GOOD MEMORY,

280
00:16:03,000 --> 00:16:06,080
AND I'M THE BADDEST
BIKER AROUND!

281
00:16:06,080 --> 00:16:07,500
YOU THINK MAYBE
YOU OVERDID IT?

282
00:16:07,500 --> 00:16:09,210
MAYBE.

283
00:16:09,210 --> 00:16:12,330
YOU HAVE
CHALLENGED ME,
LIL' SKULL.

284
00:16:12,330 --> 00:16:14,210
HUH?
ME CHALLENGE YOU?

285
00:16:14,210 --> 00:16:15,580
NO, SIR.

286
00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:18,330
ACCORDING TO
SACRED HOG TRADITION,

287
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:21,750
THERE'S ONE WAY
TO SETTLE THIS--

288
00:16:21,750 --> 00:16:23,380
A BIKER'S DUEL.

289
00:16:23,380 --> 00:16:25,420
[ALL]
OOH.

290
00:16:26,290 --> 00:16:27,380
[BANGING]

291
00:16:27,380 --> 00:16:29,790
PJ! YOU IN THERE?

292
00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:32,880
BORROWIN' MY TOOLS...
I'LL TEACH HIM.

293
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:36,250
I'LL TIE HIS FINGERS
INTO KNOTS.

294
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,290
[CRASH]

295
00:16:37,290 --> 00:16:38,330
[CAT YOWLS]

296
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:41,830
ALL RIGHT,
WHERE'S MY KID?

297
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:45,210
WHERE'S PETE JUNIOR?

298
00:16:45,210 --> 00:16:48,290
WHAT? I WAS WINNIN'.

299
00:16:48,290 --> 00:16:49,250
GOOF!

300
00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:51,040
OH, HIYA, PETE.

301
00:16:51,040 --> 00:16:52,790
TV's ON THE FRITZ.

302
00:16:52,790 --> 00:16:56,210
FORGET THE BLASTED TV.
I'M LOOKING FOR PJ.

303
00:16:56,210 --> 00:16:58,170
PJ? OH.
WHERE IS HE?

304
00:16:58,170 --> 00:17:03,500
GEE...WELL, LAST TIME
I SAW HIM HE WAS OVER--

305
00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:06,880
THAT'S WHAT I'M TRYING
TO FIND OUT FROM YOU!

306
00:17:06,880 --> 00:17:08,290
RUG RAT TOOK MY TOOLS.

307
00:17:08,290 --> 00:17:11,120
THAT'S RIGHT.

308
00:17:11,120 --> 00:17:12,670
BOYS WERE WORKIN'
OUT IN THE DRIVEWAY.

309
00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,330
MY LITTLE BOY.

310
00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:22,040
27-PIECE RATCHET
SET WITH MY
INITIALS ENGRAVED!

311
00:17:23,830 --> 00:17:27,380
CAN'T PUT
A PRICE TAG ON THIS
KIND OF HARDWARE.

312
00:17:27,380 --> 00:17:30,040
DON'T SEE MAX AND PJ...

313
00:17:30,040 --> 00:17:31,250
OR MY OLD CHOPPER.

314
00:17:31,250 --> 00:17:32,290
I CAN'T BELIEVE
YOU LET OUR BOYS

315
00:17:32,290 --> 00:17:33,710
PLAY WITH
A MOTOR-SICKLE?

316
00:17:33,710 --> 00:17:35,420
WHAT KIND OF FATHER
ARE YOU, ANYWAY?

317
00:17:35,420 --> 00:17:39,670
GAWRSH, MAX
PROMISED HE WOULDN'T
RIDE THE CHOPPER.

318
00:17:39,670 --> 00:17:44,750
WAKE UP AND SMELL
THE BURNT RUBBER, GOOF.
THEY'RE GONE!

319
00:17:47,620 --> 00:17:49,210
WOW, DEADMAN'S RIDGE.

320
00:17:49,210 --> 00:17:50,580
WHEN YOU PLAY CHICKEN,
YOU GOTTA STOP

321
00:17:50,580 --> 00:17:53,040
RIGHT BEFORE
THE GUARDRAIL,
OR ELSE.

322
00:17:53,040 --> 00:17:54,120
OR ELSE NOTHIN'!

323
00:17:54,120 --> 00:17:56,460
YOU'RE THE SON
OF THE SKULL!

324
00:18:02,080 --> 00:18:04,290
THEY DON'T CALL IT CHICKEN
FOR NOTHIN', PJ.

325
00:18:04,290 --> 00:18:05,710
WHAT AM I
GONNA DO?

326
00:18:05,710 --> 00:18:07,670
END UP
AS ROAD PIZZA?

327
00:18:07,670 --> 00:18:09,620
PERFECT.

328
00:18:09,620 --> 00:18:12,120
PERFECT! PIZZA!

329
00:18:13,750 --> 00:18:16,080
GOTTA MAKE
A QUICK CALL,
FELLOW HOGS.

330
00:18:16,080 --> 00:18:17,500
WHAT?

331
00:18:17,500 --> 00:18:19,880
JUST ORDERING
SOME VICTORY PIZZA.

332
00:18:19,880 --> 00:18:22,080
WAY I SEE IT,
I'M GONNA WANT
TO CELEBRATE...

333
00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,170
WHEN I WIN.

334
00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:27,290
AHEM. PRIVATE CALL.

335
00:18:27,290 --> 00:18:30,210
NOTHIN'S PRIVATE
BETWEEN HOGS.

336
00:18:30,210 --> 00:18:32,920
C'mon, Dad,
answer the phone.

337
00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,040
[GOOFY]
HELLO?

338
00:18:34,040 --> 00:18:37,250
DAD?
ER, DAD'S PIZZA?

339
00:18:37,250 --> 00:18:39,380
SORRY.
WRONG NUMBER.

340
00:18:39,380 --> 00:18:40,670
DON'T HANG UP!

341
00:18:40,670 --> 00:18:43,120
I'D LIKE TO ORDER
A PEPPERONI PLUS TO GO.

342
00:18:43,120 --> 00:18:47,040
YOU DO DELIVER
TO DEADMAN'S RIDGE,
DON'T YOU?

343
00:18:47,040 --> 00:18:49,880
PEPPERONI RIDGE?
HUH?

344
00:18:49,880 --> 00:18:52,170
BEEN WORKIN' UP
AN APPETITE.

345
00:18:52,170 --> 00:18:53,670
TOOK THE OLD CHOPPER
OUT FOR A CRUISE...

346
00:18:53,670 --> 00:18:55,670
by accident, Dad.

347
00:18:55,670 --> 00:18:59,710
We're talkin' a freak
one in a million
kind of thing.

348
00:19:01,250 --> 00:19:05,120
YOU CAN ALWAYS CALL BACK
AFTER THE DUEL.

349
00:19:26,500 --> 00:19:28,460
READY, LIL' SKULL?

350
00:19:28,460 --> 00:19:29,620
YEAH.

351
00:19:29,620 --> 00:19:30,960
[THINKING]
I'M HISTORY.

352
00:19:30,960 --> 00:19:32,710
STOP!

353
00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:39,120
IT'S HIM...

354
00:19:39,120 --> 00:19:41,040
THE SKULL!

355
00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:43,000
YAAH!

356
00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,420
HEH HEH HEH.

357
00:19:45,420 --> 00:19:47,040
THAT'S THE SKULL?

358
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:49,500
HA HA HA HA HA HA!

359
00:19:49,500 --> 00:19:52,210
AH-HYUCK!
HOWDY, BOYS.

360
00:19:52,210 --> 00:19:54,040
DAD, YOU MADE IT!

361
00:19:54,040 --> 00:19:57,880
YUP. YOU FELLAS
ARE COMING HOME,
WHERE YOU BELONG.

362
00:19:57,880 --> 00:20:01,040
THESE FELLAS
ARE ROAD HOGS NOW.

363
00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,210
MAX?

364
00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:03,500
SORRY, DAD.
WE WERE JUST--

365
00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:06,170
THEY GOTTA LIVE BY
THE CODE OF THE ROAD,

366
00:20:06,170 --> 00:20:08,830
AND THE CODE SAYS
THERE'S GONNA BE A DUEL.

367
00:20:08,830 --> 00:20:11,250
WHOA.
MAYBE THE SKULL HERE

368
00:20:11,250 --> 00:20:13,000
WANTS TO TAKE YOU ON,
DAGGER.

369
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:14,710
HA HA HA!

370
00:20:14,710 --> 00:20:15,790
HEY! OOF!

371
00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:17,210
DAD! YOU CAN'T!

372
00:20:17,210 --> 00:20:20,750
IF YOU WIN,
THE BOYS GO HOME.

373
00:20:20,750 --> 00:20:23,000
IF I WIN, THEY'RE
HOGS FOR LIFE. GOT IT?

374
00:20:27,250 --> 00:20:29,790
NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.

375
00:20:31,080 --> 00:20:34,790
THIS AIN'T NO WAY
TO SOLVE A PROBLEM.

376
00:20:34,790 --> 00:20:37,000
WAHOOOAAA!

377
00:20:37,000 --> 00:20:39,210
DOESN'T
STAND A CHANCE.

378
00:20:43,250 --> 00:20:45,540
- DAD, LOOK OUT!
- MR. G!

379
00:20:45,540 --> 00:20:49,040
WHOA, IT'S
GETTIN' DARK EARLY.

380
00:20:56,420 --> 00:21:00,080
YAAHAA-WAHOOWIE!

381
00:21:00,080 --> 00:21:01,500
DAD!

382
00:21:01,500 --> 00:21:04,040
THAT GEEK
SURE HAD GUTS.

383
00:21:04,040 --> 00:21:07,000
YEAH.
A REAL TRAGEDY.

384
00:21:07,000 --> 00:21:09,830
SUCH A BEAUTIFUL
CHOPPER.

385
00:21:09,830 --> 00:21:11,960
WHOA!

386
00:21:11,960 --> 00:21:15,040
I'M COMIN', BOYS!

387
00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:17,080
YAAAHOOO!

388
00:21:21,170 --> 00:21:23,000
OH, DAD!

389
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,920
WAY AWESOME,
MR. G.

390
00:21:30,120 --> 00:21:34,670
AH-HYUCK! OL' CHOPPER
HASN'T LET ME DOWN YET.

391
00:21:34,670 --> 00:21:36,460
HE BEAT ME.

392
00:21:36,460 --> 00:21:37,790
NOBODY BEATS ME.

393
00:21:37,790 --> 00:21:40,710
I MEAN NOBODY
BEATS ME UNLESS...

394
00:21:40,710 --> 00:21:44,790
UNLESS THAT GOOF
REALLY IS THE SKULL.

395
00:21:44,790 --> 00:21:46,330
WHO WOULD'VE
THOUGHT. HAA!

396
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,040
I CAN'T BELIEVE
HOW MUCH TROUBLE

397
00:21:50,040 --> 00:21:52,670
THIS DUMB CHOPPER
GOT ME INTO.

398
00:21:52,670 --> 00:21:56,000
HEY, DAD,
DID THEY REALLY USED TO
CALL YOU THE SKULL?

399
00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,620
YUP. SURE DID.

400
00:21:57,620 --> 00:22:00,330
NUMSKULL. AH-HYUCK!

401
00:22:01,750 --> 00:22:06,330
[DAGGER]
THE GREATEST BIKER
OF ALL TIME.