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YEAH!
HEADS UP, PJ. INCOMING!
WHOA! TWO POINTS, DUDE-O!
CATCH YA AT THE TOP OF THE HILL!
HEADS UP, PEEJSTER!
HEY, YOU...
WHO, ME? OH, MY GOSH!
LEECH! LEECH, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT IT'S SATURDAY.
I MEAN, NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE SATURDAYS,
BUT BECAUSE IT'S NOT A SCHOOL DAY
I DON'T HAVE ANY LUNCH MONEY FOR YOU TO BEAT ME OUT OF,
FOR OLD TIMES SAKE, SO I'LL JUST SAY GOODBYE.
YOU OWE ME, PUDGY!
HEADS UP!
WHOOOOA!
SORRY, MAN. I DIDN'T SEE--
YIKES! LEECH!
SORRY I DON'T HAVE ANY LUNCH MONEY ON ME BUT IT'S SATURDAY.
I GUESS YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS ONE, HUH?
I'LL JUST GET RID OF THIS FOR YOU, LEECH.
LATER, BIG GUY.
10 GOES INTO 3. CARRY THE 8.
ADD 16. CHECK IT OUT, PEEJ!
WITH THE CAN MONEY, PLUS THE BUCKS WE'VE SAVED,
WE'LL HAVE EXACTLY ENOUGH
[BOTH] FOR THE CONCERT TICKETS!
SUBLIMINAL MESSENGERS, HERE WE COME!
TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE SPOONERCADDIE ARENA AND STOCK YARDS,
BE THERE OR BE OBLONG!
[BOTH] YEAH!
WAAH!
IT IS EASY!
YEP. THIS STUFF'LL BE WORTH SOME SERIOUS CASH
SOON AS I GET IT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE.
PJ, WE DID IT! WE DID IT!
WHOA!
I'LL SAVE YA!
YEAH? SO, WHO'S GONNA SAVE YOU?
[BOTH] WHOA!
AAH!
[CRASH]
HEY, I'M REALLY SORRY.
OOPS!
WHAT THE-- GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE!
[SIREN]
LISTEN, I GOT A LITTLE PROPOSITION FOR YOU TWO.
YOU TWO BABYSIT THAT BOTTLE FOR ME.
I'LL BE BACK TO GET IT LATER, O.K.?
I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A HOT IDEA, MAN.
JUST TAKE THE PERFUME BOTTLE ALREADY,
AND GIVE US THE TICKETS...PLEASE.
SURE, SURE, YOU'LL GET THE TICKETS
AFTER I GET THE BOTTLE BACK.
YOU KNOW, LIKE INSURANCE.
OH, BY THE WAY, LADIES,
I WOULDN'T LET THE COPS CATCH ME WITH THAT
IF I WERE YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?
GOTTA THINK! GOTTA THINK!
MAX, I CAN'T THINK!
O.K., DON'T PANIC. WITH THE POLICE IN THE STORE,
WE CAN'T RETURN THE PERFUME.
THEY'D ARREST US FOR SURE.
BUT--BUT--
BESIDES, LEECH HAS OUR TICKETS.
IF WE DON'T GIVE THIS BACK,
WE'LL BLOW THE CONCERT.
WHOA, NO WAY! NOT THE CONCERT!
UH, WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS
TILL WE DECIDE?
NO. IT'S JUST POISON!
I GOT YOU, PEEJ! O.K.?
LET IT GO, BUD. I HAVE AN IDEA.
YEAH?
WE'LL CONSULT A HIGHER AUTHORITY.
YOU MEAN...
NO. LOWER.
NO. MUCH LOWER.
YOU MEAN OUR DADS?
WHY NOT?
THEY'RE ALWAYS BUGGING US TO COME TO THEM
WITH OUR PROBLEMS ANYWAY.
I FEEL SICK.
PEG, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE.
- JUST US, SIR. - OH, HI, MR. PETE.
I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUR MOTHER.
HASN'T YOUR VOICE CHANGED YET, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD?
COME ON, KIDS.
GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOUR MOM.
WE'LL TRY IT IN THE GARAGE.
OH, SURE, MR. PETE. WHATEVER YOU SAY.
BOYS, SAY HELLO TO MY NEW TASKMASTER
COMBO POWER SANDER AND FISH SCALER.
I GOT ENOUGH OOMPH RIGHT HERE
TO SCALE A WHALE EVERY DAY INCLUDING LEAP YEAR!
MAKES ME TINGLE DOWN TO MY TOES JUST THINKING ABOUT IT.
NICE TO HAVE AROUND
IF YOU'RE EVER ATTACKED BY MOBY DICK.
HEY, THAT'S RIGHT. NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT.
I'M TELLING YOU, BOYS.
THIS LITTLE BEAUTY WAS A REAL STEAL, SEE?
FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION STEAL, DAD.
FOR WHAT THEY CHARGED, I FELT LIKE I WAS ROBBING THE PLACE.
YEAH, SIR, NOW ABOUT ROBBING THE PLACE--
WHAT? OH YES, SON, NOW WHAT IS IT?
WELL, YOU WERE TALKIN', DAD, SIR,
SUPPOSE YOU HAPPEN TO SEE SOMEONE STEAL SOMETHIN'--
LIKE IT WAS FOR SURE STEALING.
YEAH, ONLY YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT.
NOTHING TO DO WITH IT.
STEALING'S WRONG,
AGAINST THE LAW,
AND IT'S JUST PLAIN BAD MANNERS.
AND IF I EVER CAUGHT ANYONE I KNOW STEALING...
I'D SCALE AND SAND THEM MYSELF.
UNDERSTOOD?
[GULP]
THANKS, DAD.
GOTCHA, MR. PETE.
AH, GREAT. LEECH IS GONNA KILL US,
THE POLICE ARE GONNA ARREST US,
AND MY DAD'S GONNA SAND US.
LOOK, WE'LL HIDE THE BOTTLE HERE FOR TONIGHT.
IN THE MORNING, WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING.
LIKE CHANGING OUR NAMES AND PUTTING OURSELVES UP FOR ADOPTION?
YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS SURPRISE, PEGUMS.
OHH! OH, DARLING.
IS IT A BRAND-NEW REAL IMITATION FUR COAT?
NO. SMALLER.
OH, IT'S THAT FANCY CHINA YOU PROMISED ME
WHEN WE GOT MARRIED,
BUT I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN SO MUCH AS A SALAD PLATE OF!
OH, COME ON, PEG. THINK EXCITEMENT.
THINK THRILLING!
THINK HEART'S DESIRE.
[GASPS] OH, PETE!
THAT DIAMOND NECKLACE I'VE WANTED?
NO, POOPSIE.
FEAST YOUR PEEPERS ON THIS.
HUHHH!
IT'S A PROTOTYPE, PIGEON LIPS.
THERE'S ONLY ONE IN EXISTENCE,
AND WE'VE GOT IT.
I FEEL LIKE A NEW FATHER.
A POWER TOOL IS YOUR BIG SURPRISE?
HA HA! AIN'T IT A BEAUT?
HONESTLY, PEG.
NOW, WHAT GOOD WOULD A STUPID NECKLACE BE
ON THAT GREAT FISHING TRIP WE GOT PLANNED NEXT MONTH?
YOUR CHOICE--
ICE FOR MOMMY OR COLD SHOULDER FOR PAPA.
YOU TELL ME!
AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS!
[PETE] YOU DON'T LIKE IT?
WELL, SON, IT'S THE END OF THE LINE.
[SIZZLING]
NO, DAD!
YEP, I CHECKED. IT'S 10 AFTER 9:00.
I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE EVENING NOOSE.
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
YOU KNOW, THE NEWS.
IT'S ABOUT CRIME...
WHAT?
IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU WENT TO BED.
GOOD NIGHT, DAD.
MAN, I'M NEVER GOING TO GET TO SLEEP.
[SNORING]
THANKS FOR TAKIN' THE RAP,
YOU SAP.
TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY
OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE...
IN JAIL.
NO!
NO! OH, NO!
DON'T! DON'T!
NO, DON'T!
HELP!
I'M TAKING THAT BOTTLE BACK MYSELF NOW,
LEECH OR NO LEECH.
MAX, IT'S YOU.
MAX, WE GOTTA GET RID OF THAT BOTTLE.
YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE DREAMS I HAD, NIGHTMARES.
OH, YES, I WOULD. COME ON.
WAY I FIGURE IT,
WE'LL JUST SLIP IT BACK ON THE DRUGSTORE SHELF, NO PROBLEM.
WE'LL DEAL WITH LEECH LATER.
IT'S--IT'S...
GONE.
AAAAAAAH!
COOL IT, PEEJ. YOU WANT TO WAKE UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD?
WE'RE GONNA DIE. WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA DIE.
GOTTA THINK. GOTTA THINK.
LEECH WANTS THE PERFUME. THE POLICE WANT THE PERFUME.
WE HAD THE PERFUME, NOW WE DON'T.
YEP, DEATH DEFINITELY. THEN JAIL!
HOLD ON, PEEJ!
WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE, AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO JAIL.
WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, MAN.
WE DON'T HAVE THE PERFUME!
SO WE'LL GET IT BACK.
IT'S GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE.
OH, THIS IS STUPID. WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND IT.
IT'S GOTTA BE HERE. NO ONE KNEW IT WAS HERE,
AND IT DIDN'T JUST GET UP AND WALK AWAY, DID IT?
- UNLESS... - UNLESS WHAT?
UNLESS SOMETHING DID THE WALKING FOR IT.
[GRRR]
THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS!
QUICK, QUICK. LET'S GET IT!
MAX, HELP. I'M STUCK.
AFTER THAT FLEABAG!
[RUFF RUFF]
[DOG BARKS]
[RUNNING]
[THUD]
[CLANK]
HEH HEH HEH!
[COUGH COUGH]
I HATE DOGS.
[HUMMING]
CUTE LITTLE BOTTLE OF SMELLY STUFF.
[PEG] PISTOL?
UH-OH.
PISTOL!
WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE?
OH, MOMMY, YOU'RE THE BESTEST MOMMY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD!
AND I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU AND I WANNA LOOK LIKE YOU,
AND I WANNA SMELL LIKE YOU,
I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS PERFUME I JUST FOUND.
PISTOL, HONEY, IF YOU FOUND THIS,
THEN IT'S PROBABLY FROM DADDY.
IT MUST BE AN APOLOGY PRESENT.
OF COURSE!
OH, SWEETIE.
MOMMY HAS TO GO FIND THAT GREAT BIG LUG NUT
AND THANK HIM PROPERLY.
OH, AND, HONEY,
CLEAN UP THIS MESS!
[SNIFFING] PJ, DO YOU SMELL THAT?
YEAH, AND THAT STINK WON'T COME OUT FOR WEEKS.
NO. IT'S THE PERFUME!
PETE. OH, PETEY, SWEETIE,
OH, COME OUT SO I CAN THANK YOU PROPERLY!
[WHIMPERING]
WHY, SWEETUMS,
WHAT'S WRONG?
[SNIFF]
OOH! PUPPSIE-WUPPSIE!
YOU NEED A BATH AND A GOOD SPRITZ OF THIS.
I GOT AN IDEA... I THINK.
[HUMMING]
MOMMY'S LITTLE PUPPY
IS GOING TO SMELL WONDERFUL
FOR A CHANGE.
PJ, YOU HAD AN IDEA, AND IT WORKED!
YEAH. WAY COOL.
NOW WE CAN FINALLY RETURN THIS STUFF.
THANKS.
LEECH!
I GOT BIG-BUCK PLANS FOR WHAT THIS'LL BRING IN.
YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS BOTTLE BACK, LEECH!
- I'M NOT? - HE'S NOT?
NO, AND YOU'LL LEAVE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU.
GROUNDING YOU TWO RUNTS INTO THE DIRT
WILL BE REAL GOOD FOR ME.
O.K. WHICH ONE OF YA WANTS IT FIRST?
COME ON, PEEJ. TIME FOR THE OLD ONE-TWO.
WHAT OLD ONE-TWO?
UHH!
OUR CONCERT TICKETS!
GOTCHA!
WAAAH!
ATTA BOY, PEEJ!
YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO FALL FOR THAT OLD TRICK, DO YA, YA GOOF?
NAH. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T.
OOH!
I GOT THE TICKETS!
I GOT THE PERFUME!
AND I GOT YOU BOTH.
YOU LITTLE...
PJ, TOSS IT.
I GOT IT, I GOT IT.
I DON'T GOT IT. I DON'T GOT IT.
THAT'S GONNA COST YOU, PAL.
JOKE'S ON YOU. I'M BROKE.
BROKEN'S MORE LIKE IT.
DON'T PANIC, PEEJ. I'VE GOT AN IDEA.
[BLOW DRYER RUNNING]
NOW WHERE'S THAT PERFUME?
OH, SO THERE YOU ARE, YOU GREAT BIG AVOCADO!
OH, THANK YOU FOR THE SURPRISE.
BUT--BUT, TINSNIPS,
YOU SENT ME OUT TO THE GARAGE
BECAUSE OF MY LITTLE SURPRISE. REMEMBER?
I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR NASTY OLD POWER TOOL SURPRISE.
I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR BIG, EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF PERFUME
AS AN APOLOGY GIFT SURPRISE.
OH.
OH, OH, OH, OH.
YOU MEAN THAT SURPRISE.
SO YOU LIKED IT THEN?
LIKED IT?
I LOVED IT.
IN FACT, I WANT TO SPRITZ POOKUMS HERE
SO SHE SMELLS HER VERY, WERY BEST.
WHERE'D YOU PUT IT, HONEY?
PUT IT?
OH, NOW, DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME.
I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE SURPRISE,
SO YOU MAY AS WELL GIVE IT BACK TO ME!
WELL...
OF COURSE, PUNKY DOODLE.
IT'S JUST THAT IT...
IT WAS PERFUME YOU SAY?
MIDNIGHT IN MAZOOLA.
MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE.
WELL, OF COURSE. I WAS JUST CHECKING, DARLIN'.
THE SPRAYER DOODLEY WASN'T SPITTING RIGHT
SO I TOOK IT BACK TO THE STORE TO FIX IT. YEAH.
OH, DEAR.
WELL, I HAVE SOME ERRANDS TO RUN ANYWAY,
SO I'LL JUST PICK IT UP MYSELF.
WHEN WILL IT BE READY?
YOU CAN'T DO THAT.
I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE THE RECEIPT,
AND--AND I-- I DO,
BUT I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME, SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT LATER. O.K.?
WHEW.
MIDNIGHT IN MAZOOLA, EH?
NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST BUY PEGUMS ANOTHER BOTTLE.
I'M A GENIUS.
[BELL RINGS]
I'M GLAD YOU CAME TO ME WITH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM OF YOURS.
THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING, DAD.
YEAH. I FIGURED WE'D BE SPENDING
THE REST OF OUR LIVES IN JAIL.
AND I'VE GOT A CURFEW.
NOW SEE HOW AN EXPERT DOES IT.
PARDON ME, MISS, BUT I NEED TO RETURN THIS ITEM--
RECEIPT, PLEASE.
I DON'T HAVE A RECEIPT.
NO RECEIPT, NO RETURNS, NO EXCEPTION.
I'M JUST TRYING TO BRING BACK THIS BOTTLE OF PERFUME.
I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BRING BACK ELVIS.
NO RETURNS WITHOUT RECEIPT.
BOBBO, TO THE FRONT COUNTER.
NO, PLEASE. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT.
TROUBLE, DORIS?
NO TROUBLE. JUST A QUICK RETURN.
LIKE DORIS TOLD YOU.
NO RETURNS.
DO I NEED TO CALL MY PAL BARNEY OVER AT THE PRECINCT?
QUICK. WHILE DAD'S GOT HIM OCCUPIED.
HOW LUCKY DO YOU FEEL?
I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I'M DONE THROWING UP.
COME ON. HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO OPEN THIS THING?
HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU.
OH, THANKS.
UHH!
LEECH!
THANKS AGAIN.
WE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK, LEECH.
YEAH. STEALING'S WRONG.
AGAINST THE LAW.
AND JUST PLAIN BAD MANNERS.
DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
[GASPS] MIDNIGHT IN MAZOOLA!
I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THIS. THANKS, KID.
PEEJ! OH, THERE YOU ARE!
MOM!
PETE, IT'S BEEN HOURS.
IS MY PERFUME FINALLY READY?
WHY, YES, MY LITTLE MOON PIE. ALL SET.
GIVE ME THAT!
WHAT THE--
OHH!
[CRASH]
COME ON! LEECH IS GETTING AWAY!
LEECH! SHOPLIFTING AGAIN, EH?
BEEN NEARLY A WEEK SINCE WE'VE ARRESTED YOU.
SHOULDA KNOWN YOU WERE DUE.
NO, NO, MAN, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
THIS ISN'T MINE. IT'S HIS.
NO, IT'S NOT MINE. HONEST.
I WISH IT WAS, BUT IT'S NOT MINE EITHER.
OF COURSE NOT YOURS, YOU SILLY BILLY. IT'S MINE!
OH, I'M SORRY, MRS. PETE.
BUT IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ANY OF US.
IT BELONGS TO THE STORE.
LEECH STOLE IT.
WE WERE JUST TRYING TO GIVE IT BACK.
ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT ME.
JUST GET THOSE BRATS OUT OF MY LIFE.
NO, MAN. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG.
BOYS, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU,
TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND ALL LIKE YOU DID.
DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT CONCERT, KIDS.
YOUR DAD'S COME UP WITH WITH A WONDERFUL WAY TO PAY
FOR THOSE TICKETS YOU GAVE UP.
AFTER ALL, YOU'VE EARNED IT.
[CASH REGISTER RINGS]
BY THE WAY, SNOOKY, WHERE IS THAT PERFUME?
IS IT HERE? IS IT READY?
DID YOU HAVE IT FIXED? YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT FIXED, DID YOU?
YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA HAVE IT FIXED.
YOU NEVER DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO!
OH, I LOVE THAT WOMAN.
YOU NEVER DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO!