1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,830 ♪♪ 2 00:00:06,330 --> 00:00:08,080 ♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪ 3 00:00:08,080 --> 00:00:10,330 ♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪ 4 00:00:10,330 --> 00:00:13,080 ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ 5 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:14,170 ♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪ 6 00:00:14,170 --> 00:00:15,540 ♪ YEAH ♪ 7 00:00:15,540 --> 00:00:18,210 ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 8 00:00:18,210 --> 00:00:20,380 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪ 9 00:00:20,380 --> 00:00:23,540 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪ 10 00:00:23,540 --> 00:00:24,620 ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ 11 00:00:24,620 --> 00:00:26,000 AAH! 12 00:00:26,000 --> 00:00:27,420 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 13 00:00:27,420 --> 00:00:29,710 ♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 14 00:00:29,710 --> 00:00:31,330 ♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 15 00:00:31,330 --> 00:00:33,000 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 16 00:00:33,000 --> 00:00:35,170 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 17 00:00:36,420 --> 00:00:38,920 ♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 18 00:00:38,920 --> 00:00:43,000 ♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪ 19 00:00:43,000 --> 00:00:44,620 ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ 20 00:00:44,620 --> 00:00:46,040 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 21 00:00:46,040 --> 00:00:49,250 ♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 22 00:00:49,250 --> 00:00:51,120 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 23 00:00:51,120 --> 00:00:54,960 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 24 00:00:54,960 --> 00:00:57,250 ♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪ 25 00:00:57,250 --> 00:00:58,830 ♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪ 26 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:00,330 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 27 00:01:00,330 --> 00:01:02,380 ♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪ 28 00:01:02,380 --> 00:01:03,250 YEAH! 29 00:01:10,210 --> 00:01:12,120 HEADS UP, PJ. INCOMING! 30 00:01:18,880 --> 00:01:21,460 WHOA! TWO POINTS, DUDE-O! 31 00:01:24,210 --> 00:01:26,000 CATCH YA AT THE TOP OF THE HILL! 32 00:01:46,040 --> 00:01:47,880 HEADS UP, PEEJSTER! 33 00:02:05,670 --> 00:02:07,250 HEY, YOU... 34 00:02:07,250 --> 00:02:09,380 WHO, ME? OH, MY GOSH! 35 00:02:09,380 --> 00:02:11,000 LEECH! LEECH, I'M REALLY SORRY THAT IT'S SATURDAY. 36 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:12,250 I MEAN, NOT THAT I DON'T LIKE SATURDAYS, 37 00:02:12,250 --> 00:02:14,210 BUT BECAUSE IT'S NOT A SCHOOL DAY 38 00:02:14,210 --> 00:02:15,710 I DON'T HAVE ANY LUNCH MONEY FOR YOU TO BEAT ME OUT OF, 39 00:02:15,710 --> 00:02:18,210 FOR OLD TIMES SAKE, SO I'LL JUST SAY GOODBYE. 40 00:02:18,210 --> 00:02:19,830 YOU OWE ME, PUDGY! 41 00:02:21,000 --> 00:02:22,210 HEADS UP! 42 00:02:23,920 --> 00:02:25,880 WHOOOOA! 43 00:02:29,080 --> 00:02:32,080 SORRY, MAN. I DIDN'T SEE-- 44 00:02:32,080 --> 00:02:33,460 YIKES! LEECH! 45 00:02:36,170 --> 00:02:39,330 SORRY I DON'T HAVE ANY LUNCH MONEY ON ME BUT IT'S SATURDAY. 46 00:02:39,330 --> 00:02:41,000 I GUESS YOU'RE DONE WITH THIS ONE, HUH? 47 00:02:41,000 --> 00:02:42,040 I'LL JUST GET RID OF THIS FOR YOU, LEECH. 48 00:02:42,040 --> 00:02:43,120 LATER, BIG GUY. 49 00:02:46,540 --> 00:02:49,120 10 GOES INTO 3. CARRY THE 8. 50 00:02:49,120 --> 00:02:52,670 ADD 16. CHECK IT OUT, PEEJ! 51 00:02:52,670 --> 00:02:55,170 WITH THE CAN MONEY, PLUS THE BUCKS WE'VE SAVED, 52 00:02:55,170 --> 00:02:56,750 WE'LL HAVE EXACTLY ENOUGH 53 00:02:56,750 --> 00:02:58,540 [BOTH] FOR THE CONCERT TICKETS! 54 00:02:58,540 --> 00:03:01,960 SUBLIMINAL MESSENGERS, HERE WE COME! 55 00:03:01,960 --> 00:03:05,710 TOMORROW NIGHT AT THE SPOONERCADDIE ARENA AND STOCK YARDS, 56 00:03:05,710 --> 00:03:08,210 BE THERE OR BE OBLONG! 57 00:03:08,210 --> 00:03:10,330 [BOTH] YEAH! 58 00:03:28,000 --> 00:03:30,790 WAAH! 59 00:03:36,500 --> 00:03:38,290 IT IS EASY! 60 00:04:02,960 --> 00:04:07,080 YEP. THIS STUFF'LL BE WORTH SOME SERIOUS CASH 61 00:04:07,080 --> 00:04:09,710 SOON AS I GET IT TO THE RIGHT PEOPLE. 62 00:04:12,830 --> 00:04:15,250 PJ, WE DID IT! WE DID IT! 63 00:04:16,710 --> 00:04:18,040 WHOA! 64 00:04:22,460 --> 00:04:24,290 I'LL SAVE YA! 65 00:04:24,290 --> 00:04:26,000 YEAH? SO, WHO'S GONNA SAVE YOU? 66 00:04:27,040 --> 00:04:28,290 [BOTH] WHOA! 67 00:04:35,120 --> 00:04:36,790 AAH! 68 00:04:36,790 --> 00:04:38,170 [CRASH] 69 00:04:46,920 --> 00:04:49,880 HEY, I'M REALLY SORRY. 70 00:04:49,880 --> 00:04:51,380 OOPS! 71 00:04:51,380 --> 00:04:54,120 WHAT THE-- GIVE ME THAT BOTTLE! 72 00:04:54,120 --> 00:04:55,460 [SIREN] 73 00:04:55,460 --> 00:05:00,000 LISTEN, I GOT A LITTLE PROPOSITION FOR YOU TWO. 74 00:05:00,000 --> 00:05:01,880 YOU TWO BABYSIT THAT BOTTLE FOR ME. 75 00:05:01,880 --> 00:05:03,460 I'LL BE BACK TO GET IT LATER, O.K.? 76 00:05:03,460 --> 00:05:06,000 I DON'T THINK THIS IS SUCH A HOT IDEA, MAN. 77 00:05:06,000 --> 00:05:07,580 JUST TAKE THE PERFUME BOTTLE ALREADY, 78 00:05:07,580 --> 00:05:09,880 AND GIVE US THE TICKETS...PLEASE. 79 00:05:09,880 --> 00:05:12,080 SURE, SURE, YOU'LL GET THE TICKETS 80 00:05:12,080 --> 00:05:14,040 AFTER I GET THE BOTTLE BACK. 81 00:05:14,040 --> 00:05:16,080 YOU KNOW, LIKE INSURANCE. 82 00:05:18,120 --> 00:05:19,750 OH, BY THE WAY, LADIES, 83 00:05:19,750 --> 00:05:22,040 I WOULDN'T LET THE COPS CATCH ME WITH THAT 84 00:05:22,040 --> 00:05:24,120 IF I WERE YOU, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN? 85 00:05:24,120 --> 00:05:26,290 GOTTA THINK! GOTTA THINK! 86 00:05:26,290 --> 00:05:28,250 MAX, I CAN'T THINK! 87 00:05:28,250 --> 00:05:30,620 O.K., DON'T PANIC. WITH THE POLICE IN THE STORE, 88 00:05:30,620 --> 00:05:31,750 WE CAN'T RETURN THE PERFUME. 89 00:05:31,750 --> 00:05:33,000 THEY'D ARREST US FOR SURE. 90 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:34,830 BUT--BUT-- 91 00:05:34,830 --> 00:05:36,920 BESIDES, LEECH HAS OUR TICKETS. 92 00:05:36,920 --> 00:05:38,290 IF WE DON'T GIVE THIS BACK, 93 00:05:38,290 --> 00:05:39,330 WE'LL BLOW THE CONCERT. 94 00:05:39,330 --> 00:05:41,880 WHOA, NO WAY! NOT THE CONCERT! 95 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:46,500 UH, WHAT DO WE DO WITH THIS 96 00:05:46,500 --> 00:05:47,670 TILL WE DECIDE? 97 00:05:52,540 --> 00:05:53,920 NO. IT'S JUST POISON! 98 00:05:53,920 --> 00:05:55,290 I GOT YOU, PEEJ! O.K.? 99 00:05:55,290 --> 00:05:57,120 LET IT GO, BUD. I HAVE AN IDEA. 100 00:05:57,120 --> 00:05:58,580 YEAH? 101 00:05:58,580 --> 00:06:01,880 WE'LL CONSULT A HIGHER AUTHORITY. 102 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,710 YOU MEAN... 103 00:06:03,710 --> 00:06:05,920 NO. LOWER. 104 00:06:05,920 --> 00:06:08,710 NO. MUCH LOWER. 105 00:06:11,500 --> 00:06:12,920 YOU MEAN OUR DADS? 106 00:06:12,920 --> 00:06:14,540 WHY NOT? 107 00:06:14,540 --> 00:06:16,080 THEY'RE ALWAYS BUGGING US TO COME TO THEM 108 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:19,040 WITH OUR PROBLEMS ANYWAY. 109 00:06:19,040 --> 00:06:20,120 I FEEL SICK. 110 00:06:20,120 --> 00:06:22,750 PEG, I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE. 111 00:06:22,750 --> 00:06:24,500 - JUST US, SIR. - OH, HI, MR. PETE. 112 00:06:24,500 --> 00:06:27,460 I THOUGHT YOU WERE YOUR MOTHER. 113 00:06:27,460 --> 00:06:31,290 HASN'T YOUR VOICE CHANGED YET, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD? 114 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:32,500 COME ON, KIDS. 115 00:06:32,500 --> 00:06:33,790 GOT A SURPRISE FOR YOUR MOM. 116 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:35,880 WE'LL TRY IT IN THE GARAGE. 117 00:06:35,880 --> 00:06:37,750 OH, SURE, MR. PETE. WHATEVER YOU SAY. 118 00:06:39,960 --> 00:06:43,330 BOYS, SAY HELLO TO MY NEW TASKMASTER 119 00:06:43,330 --> 00:06:45,880 COMBO POWER SANDER AND FISH SCALER. 120 00:06:45,880 --> 00:06:47,750 I GOT ENOUGH OOMPH RIGHT HERE 121 00:06:47,750 --> 00:06:50,540 TO SCALE A WHALE EVERY DAY INCLUDING LEAP YEAR! 122 00:06:50,540 --> 00:06:54,920 MAKES ME TINGLE DOWN TO MY TOES JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. 123 00:06:54,920 --> 00:06:56,500 NICE TO HAVE AROUND 124 00:06:56,500 --> 00:06:58,420 IF YOU'RE EVER ATTACKED BY MOBY DICK. 125 00:06:58,420 --> 00:07:01,880 HEY, THAT'S RIGHT. NEVER THOUGHT OF THAT. 126 00:07:01,880 --> 00:07:03,580 I'M TELLING YOU, BOYS. 127 00:07:03,580 --> 00:07:06,830 THIS LITTLE BEAUTY WAS A REAL STEAL, SEE? 128 00:07:06,830 --> 00:07:08,790 FUNNY YOU SHOULD MENTION STEAL, DAD. 129 00:07:08,790 --> 00:07:12,000 FOR WHAT THEY CHARGED, I FELT LIKE I WAS ROBBING THE PLACE. 130 00:07:12,000 --> 00:07:14,120 YEAH, SIR, NOW ABOUT ROBBING THE PLACE-- 131 00:07:14,120 --> 00:07:16,080 WHAT? OH YES, SON, NOW WHAT IS IT? 132 00:07:16,080 --> 00:07:18,000 WELL, YOU WERE TALKIN', DAD, SIR, 133 00:07:18,000 --> 00:07:19,170 SUPPOSE YOU HAPPEN TO SEE SOMEONE STEAL SOMETHIN'-- 134 00:07:19,170 --> 00:07:20,960 LIKE IT WAS FOR SURE STEALING. 135 00:07:20,960 --> 00:07:22,080 YEAH, ONLY YOU DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO WITH IT. 136 00:07:22,080 --> 00:07:24,040 NOTHING TO DO WITH IT. 137 00:07:24,040 --> 00:07:25,460 STEALING'S WRONG, 138 00:07:25,460 --> 00:07:26,880 AGAINST THE LAW, 139 00:07:26,880 --> 00:07:29,380 AND IT'S JUST PLAIN BAD MANNERS. 140 00:07:29,380 --> 00:07:33,290 AND IF I EVER CAUGHT ANYONE I KNOW STEALING... 141 00:07:35,080 --> 00:07:38,380 I'D SCALE AND SAND THEM MYSELF. 142 00:07:38,380 --> 00:07:39,460 UNDERSTOOD? 143 00:07:39,460 --> 00:07:40,500 [GULP] 144 00:07:40,500 --> 00:07:41,750 THANKS, DAD. 145 00:07:41,750 --> 00:07:43,040 GOTCHA, MR. PETE. 146 00:07:51,460 --> 00:07:53,170 AH, GREAT. LEECH IS GONNA KILL US, 147 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:54,500 THE POLICE ARE GONNA ARREST US, 148 00:07:54,500 --> 00:07:56,040 AND MY DAD'S GONNA SAND US. 149 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,250 LOOK, WE'LL HIDE THE BOTTLE HERE FOR TONIGHT. 150 00:07:58,250 --> 00:07:59,960 IN THE MORNING, WE'LL THINK OF SOMETHING. 151 00:07:59,960 --> 00:08:03,330 LIKE CHANGING OUR NAMES AND PUTTING OURSELVES UP FOR ADOPTION? 152 00:08:03,330 --> 00:08:07,540 YOU'RE GONNA LOVE THIS SURPRISE, PEGUMS. 153 00:08:07,540 --> 00:08:09,920 OHH! OH, DARLING. 154 00:08:09,920 --> 00:08:13,620 IS IT A BRAND-NEW REAL IMITATION FUR COAT? 155 00:08:13,620 --> 00:08:15,620 NO. SMALLER. 156 00:08:15,620 --> 00:08:17,750 OH, IT'S THAT FANCY CHINA YOU PROMISED ME 157 00:08:17,750 --> 00:08:19,210 WHEN WE GOT MARRIED, 158 00:08:19,210 --> 00:08:22,170 BUT I STILL HAVEN'T SEEN SO MUCH AS A SALAD PLATE OF! 159 00:08:22,170 --> 00:08:25,830 OH, COME ON, PEG. THINK EXCITEMENT. 160 00:08:25,830 --> 00:08:27,120 THINK THRILLING! 161 00:08:27,120 --> 00:08:29,830 THINK HEART'S DESIRE. 162 00:08:29,830 --> 00:08:31,710 [GASPS] OH, PETE! 163 00:08:31,710 --> 00:08:34,500 THAT DIAMOND NECKLACE I'VE WANTED? 164 00:08:34,500 --> 00:08:35,710 NO, POOPSIE. 165 00:08:35,710 --> 00:08:38,210 FEAST YOUR PEEPERS ON THIS. 166 00:08:40,210 --> 00:08:42,120 HUHHH! 167 00:08:42,120 --> 00:08:44,920 IT'S A PROTOTYPE, PIGEON LIPS. 168 00:08:44,920 --> 00:08:47,710 THERE'S ONLY ONE IN EXISTENCE, 169 00:08:47,710 --> 00:08:50,670 AND WE'VE GOT IT. 170 00:08:52,670 --> 00:08:55,380 I FEEL LIKE A NEW FATHER. 171 00:08:55,380 --> 00:08:59,170 A POWER TOOL IS YOUR BIG SURPRISE? 172 00:08:59,170 --> 00:09:01,580 HA HA! AIN'T IT A BEAUT? 173 00:09:01,580 --> 00:09:02,750 HONESTLY, PEG. 174 00:09:02,750 --> 00:09:05,880 NOW, WHAT GOOD WOULD A STUPID NECKLACE BE 175 00:09:05,880 --> 00:09:09,000 ON THAT GREAT FISHING TRIP WE GOT PLANNED NEXT MONTH? 176 00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:10,750 YOUR CHOICE-- 177 00:09:10,750 --> 00:09:14,790 ICE FOR MOMMY OR COLD SHOULDER FOR PAPA. 178 00:09:14,790 --> 00:09:15,830 YOU TELL ME! 179 00:09:17,790 --> 00:09:19,620 AND CLEAN UP THIS MESS! 180 00:09:22,830 --> 00:09:25,250 [PETE] YOU DON'T LIKE IT? 181 00:09:26,750 --> 00:09:30,330 WELL, SON, IT'S THE END OF THE LINE. 182 00:09:30,330 --> 00:09:32,790 [SIZZLING] 183 00:09:32,790 --> 00:09:34,500 NO, DAD! 184 00:09:34,500 --> 00:09:37,210 YEP, I CHECKED. IT'S 10 AFTER 9:00. 185 00:09:37,210 --> 00:09:40,790 I DON'T WANT TO MISS THE EVENING NOOSE. 186 00:09:40,790 --> 00:09:41,830 WHAT DID YOU SAY? 187 00:09:41,830 --> 00:09:44,830 YOU KNOW, THE NEWS. 188 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:48,080 IT'S ABOUT CRIME... 189 00:09:48,080 --> 00:09:49,290 WHAT? 190 00:09:49,290 --> 00:09:52,000 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU WENT TO BED. 191 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:56,710 GOOD NIGHT, DAD. 192 00:10:08,040 --> 00:10:11,460 MAN, I'M NEVER GOING TO GET TO SLEEP. 193 00:10:11,460 --> 00:10:13,670 [SNORING] 194 00:10:27,920 --> 00:10:29,670 THANKS FOR TAKIN' THE RAP, 195 00:10:29,670 --> 00:10:31,880 YOU SAP. 196 00:10:33,250 --> 00:10:35,540 TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY 197 00:10:35,540 --> 00:10:38,750 OF THE REST OF YOUR LIFE... 198 00:10:38,750 --> 00:10:40,670 IN JAIL. 199 00:10:40,670 --> 00:10:42,540 NO! 200 00:10:42,540 --> 00:10:43,920 NO! OH, NO! 201 00:10:43,920 --> 00:10:46,250 DON'T! DON'T! 202 00:10:46,250 --> 00:10:47,250 NO, DON'T! 203 00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:48,290 HELP! 204 00:10:50,000 --> 00:10:52,790 I'M TAKING THAT BOTTLE BACK MYSELF NOW, 205 00:10:52,790 --> 00:10:54,000 LEECH OR NO LEECH. 206 00:10:54,000 --> 00:10:55,460 MAX, IT'S YOU. 207 00:10:55,460 --> 00:10:57,250 MAX, WE GOTTA GET RID OF THAT BOTTLE. 208 00:10:57,250 --> 00:10:59,120 YOU WON'T BELIEVE THE DREAMS I HAD, NIGHTMARES. 209 00:10:59,120 --> 00:11:00,210 OH, YES, I WOULD. COME ON. 210 00:11:00,210 --> 00:11:02,000 WAY I FIGURE IT, 211 00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:04,500 WE'LL JUST SLIP IT BACK ON THE DRUGSTORE SHELF, NO PROBLEM. 212 00:11:04,500 --> 00:11:07,710 WE'LL DEAL WITH LEECH LATER. 213 00:11:07,710 --> 00:11:09,210 IT'S--IT'S... 214 00:11:09,210 --> 00:11:10,620 GONE. 215 00:11:10,620 --> 00:11:16,580 AAAAAAAH! 216 00:11:16,580 --> 00:11:19,000 COOL IT, PEEJ. YOU WANT TO WAKE UP THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD? 217 00:11:25,210 --> 00:11:27,960 WE'RE GONNA DIE. WE'RE DEFINITELY GONNA DIE. 218 00:11:27,960 --> 00:11:29,670 GOTTA THINK. GOTTA THINK. 219 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:32,040 LEECH WANTS THE PERFUME. THE POLICE WANT THE PERFUME. 220 00:11:32,040 --> 00:11:33,830 WE HAD THE PERFUME, NOW WE DON'T. 221 00:11:33,830 --> 00:11:37,540 YEP, DEATH DEFINITELY. THEN JAIL! 222 00:11:37,540 --> 00:11:38,670 HOLD ON, PEEJ! 223 00:11:38,670 --> 00:11:41,250 WE'RE NOT GONNA DIE, AND WE'RE NOT GOING TO JAIL. 224 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:42,960 WE DON'T HAVE A CHOICE, MAN. 225 00:11:42,960 --> 00:11:44,290 WE DON'T HAVE THE PERFUME! 226 00:11:44,290 --> 00:11:45,670 SO WE'LL GET IT BACK. 227 00:11:45,670 --> 00:11:48,500 IT'S GOTTA BE AROUND HERE SOMEPLACE. 228 00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:51,620 OH, THIS IS STUPID. WE'RE NEVER GONNA FIND IT. 229 00:11:51,620 --> 00:11:53,710 IT'S GOTTA BE HERE. NO ONE KNEW IT WAS HERE, 230 00:11:53,710 --> 00:11:56,080 AND IT DIDN'T JUST GET UP AND WALK AWAY, DID IT? 231 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,670 - UNLESS... - UNLESS WHAT? 232 00:11:57,670 --> 00:12:00,960 UNLESS SOMETHING DID THE WALKING FOR IT. 233 00:12:00,960 --> 00:12:03,540 [GRRR] 234 00:12:06,330 --> 00:12:08,540 THERE IT IS! THERE IT IS! 235 00:12:08,540 --> 00:12:10,580 QUICK, QUICK. LET'S GET IT! 236 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:33,120 MAX, HELP. I'M STUCK. 237 00:12:34,420 --> 00:12:36,670 AFTER THAT FLEABAG! 238 00:12:36,670 --> 00:12:39,080 [RUFF RUFF] 239 00:12:49,330 --> 00:12:50,500 [DOG BARKS] 240 00:12:50,500 --> 00:12:51,540 [RUNNING] 241 00:12:51,540 --> 00:12:52,620 [THUD] 242 00:12:52,620 --> 00:12:54,620 [CLANK] 243 00:13:01,250 --> 00:13:02,790 HEH HEH HEH! 244 00:13:03,960 --> 00:13:05,580 [COUGH COUGH] 245 00:13:05,580 --> 00:13:07,250 [COUGH COUGH] 246 00:13:07,250 --> 00:13:10,000 I HATE DOGS. 247 00:13:18,380 --> 00:13:20,620 [HUMMING] 248 00:13:32,670 --> 00:13:36,540 CUTE LITTLE BOTTLE OF SMELLY STUFF. 249 00:13:36,540 --> 00:13:38,380 [PEG] PISTOL? 250 00:13:38,380 --> 00:13:39,960 UH-OH. 251 00:13:39,960 --> 00:13:41,000 PISTOL! 252 00:13:41,000 --> 00:13:42,790 WHAT HAPPENED IN HERE? 253 00:13:42,790 --> 00:13:44,710 OH, MOMMY, YOU'RE THE BESTEST MOMMY IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD! 254 00:13:44,710 --> 00:13:45,750 AND I WANNA BE JUST LIKE YOU AND I WANNA LOOK LIKE YOU, 255 00:13:45,750 --> 00:13:47,330 AND I WANNA SMELL LIKE YOU, 256 00:13:47,330 --> 00:13:50,330 I HOPE YOU LIKE THIS PERFUME I JUST FOUND. 257 00:13:50,330 --> 00:13:53,120 PISTOL, HONEY, IF YOU FOUND THIS, 258 00:13:53,120 --> 00:13:55,920 THEN IT'S PROBABLY FROM DADDY. 259 00:13:55,920 --> 00:13:59,710 IT MUST BE AN APOLOGY PRESENT. 260 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:01,670 OF COURSE! 261 00:14:01,670 --> 00:14:03,380 OH, SWEETIE. 262 00:14:03,380 --> 00:14:07,290 MOMMY HAS TO GO FIND THAT GREAT BIG LUG NUT 263 00:14:07,290 --> 00:14:08,620 AND THANK HIM PROPERLY. 264 00:14:08,620 --> 00:14:10,040 OH, AND, HONEY, 265 00:14:10,040 --> 00:14:11,420 CLEAN UP THIS MESS! 266 00:14:15,330 --> 00:14:17,420 [SNIFFING] PJ, DO YOU SMELL THAT? 267 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:19,170 YEAH, AND THAT STINK WON'T COME OUT FOR WEEKS. 268 00:14:19,170 --> 00:14:21,380 NO. IT'S THE PERFUME! 269 00:14:21,380 --> 00:14:25,170 PETE. OH, PETEY, SWEETIE, 270 00:14:25,170 --> 00:14:29,000 OH, COME OUT SO I CAN THANK YOU PROPERLY! 271 00:14:29,000 --> 00:14:30,040 [WHIMPERING] 272 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,330 WHY, SWEETUMS, 273 00:14:32,330 --> 00:14:33,420 WHAT'S WRONG? 274 00:14:33,420 --> 00:14:34,500 [SNIFF] 275 00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:37,420 OOH! PUPPSIE-WUPPSIE! 276 00:14:37,420 --> 00:14:41,620 YOU NEED A BATH AND A GOOD SPRITZ OF THIS. 277 00:14:44,380 --> 00:14:47,540 I GOT AN IDEA... I THINK. 278 00:14:48,330 --> 00:14:51,120 [HUMMING] 279 00:14:55,330 --> 00:14:56,750 MOMMY'S LITTLE PUPPY 280 00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:59,500 IS GOING TO SMELL WONDERFUL 281 00:14:59,500 --> 00:15:01,580 FOR A CHANGE. 282 00:15:05,670 --> 00:15:09,250 PJ, YOU HAD AN IDEA, AND IT WORKED! 283 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:11,460 YEAH. WAY COOL. 284 00:15:11,460 --> 00:15:13,330 NOW WE CAN FINALLY RETURN THIS STUFF. 285 00:15:13,330 --> 00:15:14,380 THANKS. 286 00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,960 LEECH! 287 00:15:15,960 --> 00:15:19,420 I GOT BIG-BUCK PLANS FOR WHAT THIS'LL BRING IN. 288 00:15:19,420 --> 00:15:22,080 YOU'RE NOT GETTING THIS BOTTLE BACK, LEECH! 289 00:15:22,080 --> 00:15:24,250 - I'M NOT? - HE'S NOT? 290 00:15:24,250 --> 00:15:27,750 NO, AND YOU'LL LEAVE IF YOU KNOW WHAT'S GOOD FOR YOU. 291 00:15:27,750 --> 00:15:30,330 GROUNDING YOU TWO RUNTS INTO THE DIRT 292 00:15:30,330 --> 00:15:32,420 WILL BE REAL GOOD FOR ME. 293 00:15:37,170 --> 00:15:41,040 O.K. WHICH ONE OF YA WANTS IT FIRST? 294 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:44,000 COME ON, PEEJ. TIME FOR THE OLD ONE-TWO. 295 00:15:44,000 --> 00:15:47,330 WHAT OLD ONE-TWO? 296 00:15:51,960 --> 00:15:53,960 UHH! 297 00:15:57,330 --> 00:15:59,250 OUR CONCERT TICKETS! 298 00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:01,040 GOTCHA! 299 00:16:01,040 --> 00:16:02,960 WAAAH! 300 00:16:02,960 --> 00:16:05,460 ATTA BOY, PEEJ! 301 00:16:05,460 --> 00:16:08,420 YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO FALL FOR THAT OLD TRICK, DO YA, YA GOOF? 302 00:16:08,420 --> 00:16:10,920 NAH. YOU PROBABLY WOULDN'T. 303 00:16:10,920 --> 00:16:13,460 OOH! 304 00:16:28,790 --> 00:16:30,790 I GOT THE TICKETS! 305 00:16:30,790 --> 00:16:32,580 I GOT THE PERFUME! 306 00:16:32,580 --> 00:16:35,290 AND I GOT YOU BOTH. 307 00:16:35,290 --> 00:16:36,830 YOU LITTLE... 308 00:16:36,830 --> 00:16:38,250 PJ, TOSS IT. 309 00:16:39,460 --> 00:16:41,250 I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 310 00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:42,620 I GOT IT, I GOT IT. 311 00:16:42,620 --> 00:16:44,290 I DON'T GOT IT. I DON'T GOT IT. 312 00:16:44,290 --> 00:16:47,040 THAT'S GONNA COST YOU, PAL. 313 00:16:47,040 --> 00:16:49,420 JOKE'S ON YOU. I'M BROKE. 314 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:52,880 BROKEN'S MORE LIKE IT. 315 00:16:52,880 --> 00:16:56,460 DON'T PANIC, PEEJ. I'VE GOT AN IDEA. 316 00:16:56,460 --> 00:16:58,880 [BLOW DRYER RUNNING] 317 00:16:59,830 --> 00:17:03,500 NOW WHERE'S THAT PERFUME? 318 00:17:03,500 --> 00:17:09,210 OH, SO THERE YOU ARE, YOU GREAT BIG AVOCADO! 319 00:17:09,210 --> 00:17:12,290 OH, THANK YOU FOR THE SURPRISE. 320 00:17:12,290 --> 00:17:15,210 BUT--BUT, TINSNIPS, 321 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:16,710 YOU SENT ME OUT TO THE GARAGE 322 00:17:16,710 --> 00:17:20,120 BECAUSE OF MY LITTLE SURPRISE. REMEMBER? 323 00:17:20,120 --> 00:17:24,290 I'M NOT TALKING ABOUT YOUR NASTY OLD POWER TOOL SURPRISE. 324 00:17:24,290 --> 00:17:29,290 I'M TALKING ABOUT YOUR BIG, EXPENSIVE BOTTLE OF PERFUME 325 00:17:29,290 --> 00:17:32,710 AS AN APOLOGY GIFT SURPRISE. 326 00:17:34,500 --> 00:17:35,580 OH. 327 00:17:35,580 --> 00:17:37,420 OH, OH, OH, OH. 328 00:17:37,420 --> 00:17:40,040 YOU MEAN THAT SURPRISE. 329 00:17:40,040 --> 00:17:42,670 SO YOU LIKED IT THEN? 330 00:17:42,670 --> 00:17:44,250 LIKED IT? 331 00:17:44,250 --> 00:17:45,380 I LOVED IT. 332 00:17:45,380 --> 00:17:47,290 IN FACT, I WANT TO SPRITZ POOKUMS HERE 333 00:17:47,290 --> 00:17:51,080 SO SHE SMELLS HER VERY, WERY BEST. 334 00:17:51,080 --> 00:17:52,420 WHERE'D YOU PUT IT, HONEY? 335 00:17:52,420 --> 00:17:54,000 PUT IT? 336 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:57,040 OH, NOW, DON'T PLAY COY WITH ME. 337 00:17:57,040 --> 00:17:58,620 I KNOW ALL ABOUT THE SURPRISE, 338 00:17:58,620 --> 00:18:00,120 SO YOU MAY AS WELL GIVE IT BACK TO ME! 339 00:18:00,120 --> 00:18:01,210 WELL... 340 00:18:01,210 --> 00:18:03,670 OF COURSE, PUNKY DOODLE. 341 00:18:03,670 --> 00:18:05,880 IT'S JUST THAT IT... 342 00:18:05,880 --> 00:18:07,330 IT WAS PERFUME YOU SAY? 343 00:18:07,330 --> 00:18:09,120 MIDNIGHT IN MAZOOLA. 344 00:18:09,120 --> 00:18:11,920 MY ABSOLUTE FAVORITE. 345 00:18:11,920 --> 00:18:14,670 WELL, OF COURSE. I WAS JUST CHECKING, DARLIN'. 346 00:18:14,670 --> 00:18:17,750 THE SPRAYER DOODLEY WASN'T SPITTING RIGHT 347 00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:22,080 SO I TOOK IT BACK TO THE STORE TO FIX IT. YEAH. 348 00:18:22,080 --> 00:18:23,500 OH, DEAR. 349 00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:25,210 WELL, I HAVE SOME ERRANDS TO RUN ANYWAY, 350 00:18:25,210 --> 00:18:26,500 SO I'LL JUST PICK IT UP MYSELF. 351 00:18:26,500 --> 00:18:27,580 WHEN WILL IT BE READY? 352 00:18:27,580 --> 00:18:29,250 YOU CAN'T DO THAT. 353 00:18:29,250 --> 00:18:30,500 I MEAN, YOU DON'T HAVE THE RECEIPT, 354 00:18:30,500 --> 00:18:32,880 AND--AND I-- I DO, 355 00:18:32,880 --> 00:18:37,080 BUT I DON'T HAVE IT ON ME, SO I'LL JUST HAVE TO DO IT LATER. O.K.? 356 00:18:37,080 --> 00:18:38,250 WHEW. 357 00:18:38,250 --> 00:18:40,380 MIDNIGHT IN MAZOOLA, EH? 358 00:18:40,380 --> 00:18:45,120 NO PROBLEM. I'LL JUST BUY PEGUMS ANOTHER BOTTLE. 359 00:18:45,120 --> 00:18:47,080 I'M A GENIUS. 360 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,380 [BELL RINGS] 361 00:18:50,380 --> 00:18:54,210 I'M GLAD YOU CAME TO ME WITH THIS LITTLE PROBLEM OF YOURS. 362 00:18:54,210 --> 00:18:56,250 THANKS FOR UNDERSTANDING, DAD. 363 00:18:56,250 --> 00:18:58,790 YEAH. I FIGURED WE'D BE SPENDING 364 00:18:58,790 --> 00:19:00,620 THE REST OF OUR LIVES IN JAIL. 365 00:19:00,620 --> 00:19:02,210 AND I'VE GOT A CURFEW. 366 00:19:02,210 --> 00:19:04,210 NOW SEE HOW AN EXPERT DOES IT. 367 00:19:06,750 --> 00:19:09,210 PARDON ME, MISS, BUT I NEED TO RETURN THIS ITEM-- 368 00:19:09,210 --> 00:19:10,710 RECEIPT, PLEASE. 369 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,210 I DON'T HAVE A RECEIPT. 370 00:19:12,210 --> 00:19:16,080 NO RECEIPT, NO RETURNS, NO EXCEPTION. 371 00:19:16,080 --> 00:19:19,040 I'M JUST TRYING TO BRING BACK THIS BOTTLE OF PERFUME. 372 00:19:19,040 --> 00:19:22,540 I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE TRYING TO BRING BACK ELVIS. 373 00:19:22,540 --> 00:19:24,460 NO RETURNS WITHOUT RECEIPT. 374 00:19:24,460 --> 00:19:26,960 BOBBO, TO THE FRONT COUNTER. 375 00:19:26,960 --> 00:19:29,670 NO, PLEASE. IT'S NOT LIKE THAT. 376 00:19:29,670 --> 00:19:32,170 TROUBLE, DORIS? 377 00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:34,120 NO TROUBLE. JUST A QUICK RETURN. 378 00:19:34,120 --> 00:19:36,080 LIKE DORIS TOLD YOU. 379 00:19:36,080 --> 00:19:37,880 NO RETURNS. 380 00:19:37,880 --> 00:19:41,880 DO I NEED TO CALL MY PAL BARNEY OVER AT THE PRECINCT? 381 00:19:41,880 --> 00:19:44,080 QUICK. WHILE DAD'S GOT HIM OCCUPIED. 382 00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:48,120 HOW LUCKY DO YOU FEEL? 383 00:19:48,120 --> 00:19:51,620 I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN I'M DONE THROWING UP. 384 00:19:51,620 --> 00:19:55,880 COME ON. HOW HARD CAN IT BE TO OPEN THIS THING? 385 00:19:55,880 --> 00:19:57,790 HERE. LET ME SHOW YOU. 386 00:19:57,790 --> 00:19:59,080 OH, THANKS. 387 00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,170 UHH! 388 00:20:00,170 --> 00:20:02,210 LEECH! 389 00:20:02,210 --> 00:20:04,250 THANKS AGAIN. 390 00:20:05,620 --> 00:20:07,710 WE GOT TO GIVE IT BACK, LEECH. 391 00:20:07,710 --> 00:20:09,620 YEAH. STEALING'S WRONG. 392 00:20:09,620 --> 00:20:11,000 AGAINST THE LAW. 393 00:20:11,000 --> 00:20:13,580 AND JUST PLAIN BAD MANNERS. 394 00:20:13,580 --> 00:20:15,790 DAD! WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE? 395 00:20:15,790 --> 00:20:18,460 [GASPS] MIDNIGHT IN MAZOOLA! 396 00:20:18,460 --> 00:20:21,040 I'VE LOOKED EVERYWHERE FOR THIS. THANKS, KID. 397 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,210 PEEJ! OH, THERE YOU ARE! 398 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:25,210 MOM! 399 00:20:25,210 --> 00:20:26,750 PETE, IT'S BEEN HOURS. 400 00:20:26,750 --> 00:20:29,670 IS MY PERFUME FINALLY READY? 401 00:20:29,670 --> 00:20:32,750 WHY, YES, MY LITTLE MOON PIE. ALL SET. 402 00:20:32,750 --> 00:20:33,790 GIVE ME THAT! 403 00:20:33,790 --> 00:20:35,120 WHAT THE-- 404 00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,540 OHH! 405 00:20:36,540 --> 00:20:38,120 [CRASH] 406 00:20:40,790 --> 00:20:42,080 COME ON! LEECH IS GETTING AWAY! 407 00:20:57,040 --> 00:20:59,080 LEECH! SHOPLIFTING AGAIN, EH? 408 00:20:59,080 --> 00:21:01,460 BEEN NEARLY A WEEK SINCE WE'VE ARRESTED YOU. 409 00:21:01,460 --> 00:21:03,420 SHOULDA KNOWN YOU WERE DUE. 410 00:21:03,420 --> 00:21:05,210 NO, NO, MAN, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. 411 00:21:05,210 --> 00:21:07,040 THIS ISN'T MINE. IT'S HIS. 412 00:21:07,040 --> 00:21:09,080 NO, IT'S NOT MINE. HONEST. 413 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:14,040 I WISH IT WAS, BUT IT'S NOT MINE EITHER. 414 00:21:14,040 --> 00:21:16,290 OF COURSE NOT YOURS, YOU SILLY BILLY. IT'S MINE! 415 00:21:16,290 --> 00:21:19,040 OH, I'M SORRY, MRS. PETE. 416 00:21:19,040 --> 00:21:21,460 BUT IT DOESN'T BELONG TO ANY OF US. 417 00:21:21,460 --> 00:21:23,580 IT BELONGS TO THE STORE. 418 00:21:23,580 --> 00:21:24,880 LEECH STOLE IT. 419 00:21:24,880 --> 00:21:27,460 WE WERE JUST TRYING TO GIVE IT BACK. 420 00:21:27,460 --> 00:21:29,790 ALL RIGHT. YOU GOT ME. 421 00:21:29,790 --> 00:21:31,500 JUST GET THOSE BRATS OUT OF MY LIFE. 422 00:21:32,790 --> 00:21:34,080 NO, MAN. YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG. 423 00:21:36,250 --> 00:21:38,620 BOYS, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, 424 00:21:38,620 --> 00:21:40,580 TRYING TO DO THE RIGHT THING AND ALL LIKE YOU DID. 425 00:21:40,580 --> 00:21:43,830 DON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THAT CONCERT, KIDS. 426 00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:46,580 YOUR DAD'S COME UP WITH WITH A WONDERFUL WAY TO PAY 427 00:21:46,580 --> 00:21:47,960 FOR THOSE TICKETS YOU GAVE UP. 428 00:21:47,960 --> 00:21:50,080 AFTER ALL, YOU'VE EARNED IT. 429 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,830 [CASH REGISTER RINGS] 430 00:21:54,880 --> 00:21:56,250 BY THE WAY, SNOOKY, WHERE IS THAT PERFUME? 431 00:21:56,250 --> 00:21:58,250 IS IT HERE? IS IT READY? 432 00:21:58,250 --> 00:21:59,620 DID YOU HAVE IT FIXED? YOU DIDN'T HAVE IT FIXED, DID YOU? 433 00:21:59,620 --> 00:22:00,960 YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA HAVE IT FIXED. 434 00:22:00,960 --> 00:22:03,830 YOU NEVER DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO! 435 00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:06,540 OH, I LOVE THAT WOMAN. 436 00:22:08,080 --> 00:22:11,460 YOU NEVER DO WHAT YOU SAY YOU'RE GOING TO DO!