1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,830 ♪♪ 2 00:00:04,170 --> 00:00:05,750 AH-HYUCK. 3 00:00:05,750 --> 00:00:08,000 ♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪ 4 00:00:08,000 --> 00:00:10,210 ♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪ 5 00:00:10,210 --> 00:00:12,460 ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES! 6 00:00:12,460 --> 00:00:15,330 ♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪ 7 00:00:15,330 --> 00:00:17,330 ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 8 00:00:17,330 --> 00:00:19,670 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪ 9 00:00:19,670 --> 00:00:22,210 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪ 10 00:00:22,210 --> 00:00:23,710 WHAA-OOO-HO-HO! 11 00:00:23,710 --> 00:00:25,250 ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ 12 00:00:25,250 --> 00:00:27,250 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 13 00:00:27,250 --> 00:00:29,080 ♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 14 00:00:29,080 --> 00:00:31,080 ♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 15 00:00:31,080 --> 00:00:32,620 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 16 00:00:32,620 --> 00:00:34,920 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 17 00:00:36,250 --> 00:00:38,420 ♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 18 00:00:38,420 --> 00:00:42,880 ♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪ 19 00:00:42,880 --> 00:00:44,420 ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ 20 00:00:44,420 --> 00:00:45,830 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 21 00:00:45,830 --> 00:00:48,880 ♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 22 00:00:48,880 --> 00:00:50,880 GAWRSH. ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 23 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,710 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 24 00:00:54,710 --> 00:00:57,170 ♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪ 25 00:00:57,170 --> 00:00:58,960 ♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪ 26 00:00:58,960 --> 00:01:00,620 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 27 00:01:00,620 --> 00:01:02,080 ♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪ 28 00:01:02,080 --> 00:01:03,170 YEAH! 29 00:01:10,330 --> 00:01:13,500 THE REAL ME, A POEM BY WENDELL FRINKMAN. 30 00:01:13,500 --> 00:01:14,710 AHEM. 31 00:01:14,710 --> 00:01:17,540 "I LIKE COFFEE. I LIKE TEA. 32 00:01:17,540 --> 00:01:20,710 I LIKE RECESS. THAT IS ME." 33 00:01:20,710 --> 00:01:21,880 THE END. THANK YOU. 34 00:01:21,880 --> 00:01:25,170 BRAVO! ALL RIGHT, WENDELL! 35 00:01:25,170 --> 00:01:26,290 THANK YOU, WENDELL. 36 00:01:26,290 --> 00:01:28,710 THAT WAS VERY...BRIEF. 37 00:01:28,710 --> 00:01:31,380 ALL RIGHT, OUR NEXT POET WILL BE... 38 00:01:31,380 --> 00:01:34,580 ROSE. ROSE BECKENBLOOM. 39 00:01:36,000 --> 00:01:37,710 THE REAL ME. 40 00:01:37,710 --> 00:01:40,120 "I AM LIKE A FLOWER 41 00:01:40,120 --> 00:01:42,580 "HIDDEN BENEATH A SHADY PATH-- 42 00:01:42,580 --> 00:01:44,210 "WAITING FOR SOMEONE 43 00:01:44,210 --> 00:01:46,170 "TO BRING MY WORLD TO LIGHT. 44 00:01:46,170 --> 00:01:48,500 "WAITING FOR SOMEONE WHO WILL SEE 45 00:01:48,500 --> 00:01:52,120 "THAT, BEHIND MY SHY AND QUIET EYES-- 46 00:01:52,120 --> 00:01:55,250 I AM A ROSE, WAITING TO BLOOM." 47 00:01:55,250 --> 00:01:57,420 [LAUGHTER] 48 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:03,250 ALL RIGHT, SETTLE DOWN, SETTLE DOWN! 49 00:02:03,250 --> 00:02:05,170 THAT WAS LOVELY, ROSE. 50 00:02:07,540 --> 00:02:11,000 RELAX, PJ IT WASN'T THAT BAD. 51 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:14,920 NO. IT WAS BEAUTIFUL, JUST LIKE HER. 52 00:02:14,920 --> 00:02:16,830 HUH? WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? 53 00:02:16,830 --> 00:02:18,920 PEEJ? PEEJ? 54 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:22,830 PEEJ, GET A GRIP. 55 00:02:22,830 --> 00:02:25,210 I KNOW SPRINGTIME MAKES FOLKS CRAZY, 56 00:02:25,210 --> 00:02:27,170 BUT ROSE BECKENBLOOM? 57 00:02:27,170 --> 00:02:31,170 MAX, HER WORDS TOUCHED ME RIGHT HERE. 58 00:02:31,170 --> 00:02:33,500 THE REAL ME. 59 00:02:33,500 --> 00:02:35,290 I GOTTA FIND HER POEM. 60 00:02:35,290 --> 00:02:37,380 O.K., BUT SHOW SOME DIGNITY. 61 00:02:37,380 --> 00:02:40,250 ROMANCE AND STALE MEAT LOAF DON'T MIX. 62 00:02:40,250 --> 00:02:41,710 SOMEBODY'S COMING! 63 00:02:41,710 --> 00:02:42,880 WHOA! 64 00:02:44,170 --> 00:02:45,960 [PJ] MAX? MAX! 65 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:58,960 EW! 66 00:03:00,170 --> 00:03:02,080 AH, GREAT... 67 00:03:06,040 --> 00:03:07,620 WELL, MAYBE SHE DIDN'T SEE THE REAL YOU, 68 00:03:07,620 --> 00:03:11,040 BUT YOU DID FIND HER POEM. 69 00:03:11,040 --> 00:03:14,500 UH, AND AN EXOTIC NEW SMELL, TOO. 70 00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,580 [PEG] PETEY-PIE, I'M WORRIED ABOUT PJ. 71 00:03:17,580 --> 00:03:20,290 HE BARELY TOUCHED HIS THIRD HELPING. 72 00:03:20,290 --> 00:03:21,580 DO YOU THINK IT'S THE MUMPS? 73 00:03:21,580 --> 00:03:24,120 NAW, IT'S PROBABLY JUST YOUR COOKING. 74 00:03:24,120 --> 00:03:26,540 HAR-HAR! HAR-HAR! JUST YOUR COOKING! 75 00:03:26,540 --> 00:03:29,920 HA HA. HA. GUY HUMOR. HOW AMUSING. 76 00:03:29,920 --> 00:03:33,290 NOW LAUGH THESE DISHES OFF THE TABLE. 77 00:03:33,290 --> 00:03:37,210 UH, YES, PEACH-PITS. HA-HA. HO-HO. 78 00:03:42,420 --> 00:03:45,080 CURIOUSER AND CURIOUSER. 79 00:03:55,540 --> 00:03:58,170 [PJ] "I AM LIKE A FLOWER, 80 00:03:58,170 --> 00:04:00,330 HIDDEN BENEATH THE SHADY PATH--" 81 00:04:00,330 --> 00:04:02,250 HELLO. LOVE TALK. YOU'RE ON THE AIR. 82 00:04:02,250 --> 00:04:06,460 I-- O.K. WELL, I KINDA LIKE THIS GIRL, SEE? AND-- 83 00:04:06,460 --> 00:04:07,960 SAME OLD STORY, HUH? 84 00:04:09,580 --> 00:04:11,170 OH, YEAH. RIGHT. 85 00:04:11,170 --> 00:04:14,170 BUT SHE DOESN'T KNOW I LIKE HER, O.K.? 86 00:04:14,170 --> 00:04:16,000 SO WHAT DO I DO? 87 00:04:16,000 --> 00:04:17,330 WHATEVER YOU DO, SON, 88 00:04:17,330 --> 00:04:19,000 DON'T PLAY YOUR HAND TOO SOON 89 00:04:19,000 --> 00:04:20,790 IN THIS COSMIC DANCE OF THE HEART SONG. 90 00:04:20,790 --> 00:04:22,170 DON'T, I REPEAT, DON'T-- 91 00:04:22,170 --> 00:04:23,880 WHO YA TALKIN' TO, PJ? 92 00:04:23,880 --> 00:04:25,580 SANTA CLAUS. NOW BEAT IT! 93 00:04:25,580 --> 00:04:27,170 IS THAT CLEAR? 94 00:04:27,170 --> 00:04:29,750 UH, YEAH. UH, THANKS. 95 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,460 HAPPY LOVE LIFE. 96 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:34,000 WOW. WAIT'LL MY FRIENDS HEAR ABOUT THIS. 97 00:04:34,000 --> 00:04:36,290 YOU BETTER NOT! GIMME YOUR TAPE DECK, OR I'LL BLAB. 98 00:04:36,290 --> 00:04:37,580 MY TAPE DECK? DREAM ON, KID. 99 00:04:37,580 --> 00:04:38,790 PJ'S GOT A GIRLFRIEND! 100 00:04:38,790 --> 00:04:40,540 SHH! O.K., O.K., O.K.! 101 00:04:40,540 --> 00:04:41,960 YOU CAN HAVE IT. SHH! 102 00:04:44,540 --> 00:04:46,080 PJ's GOT A GIRLFRIEND! 103 00:04:46,080 --> 00:04:47,500 SHUT UP! 104 00:04:47,500 --> 00:04:49,080 WHOA! 105 00:04:54,620 --> 00:04:57,120 O.K. WHAT GIVES? 106 00:04:57,120 --> 00:05:01,580 UH, JUST HELPING PISTOL, UH, SWALLOW HER DESSERT. 107 00:05:01,580 --> 00:05:03,170 UH-UH, DADDY. 108 00:05:03,170 --> 00:05:04,960 PJ WAS STIFLING MY FREEDOM OF SPEECH. 109 00:05:04,960 --> 00:05:07,670 HE DOESN'T WANT YOU TO KNOW HE'S IN LOVE. 110 00:05:07,670 --> 00:05:11,000 OH, THE BIG "L," HUH? 111 00:05:11,000 --> 00:05:13,420 THANKS, DARLIN'. SCOOT ALONG. 112 00:05:13,420 --> 00:05:15,420 WELL, THAT'S GRATITUDE. 113 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:18,460 SO CUPID'S DART HAS PUNCTURED 114 00:05:18,460 --> 00:05:20,080 MY LITTLE GUY'S AORTA. HA HA! 115 00:05:20,080 --> 00:05:22,830 IS THE LUCKY LADY UNDER YOUR SPELL? 116 00:05:22,830 --> 00:05:25,670 WELL, NOT EXACTLY, DAD. 117 00:05:25,670 --> 00:05:28,170 SHE SORT OF DOESN'T EVEN KNOW I'M ALIVE. 118 00:05:28,170 --> 00:05:31,580 NOW, SON, IF YOU WANT TO ROPE A FILLY, 119 00:05:31,580 --> 00:05:34,670 YA GOTTA ACT LIKE A MAN. 120 00:05:34,670 --> 00:05:37,040 NOW PUT THESE ON AND STAND COOL, SEE? 121 00:05:37,040 --> 00:05:38,790 NOT LIKE THAT, SON. 122 00:05:38,790 --> 00:05:40,960 LEGS APART, THUMBS HOOKED, HEAD COCKED. 123 00:05:40,960 --> 00:05:44,080 AND KEEP YOUR SHIRTTAILS OUT. SLOPPY IS SEXY. 124 00:05:44,080 --> 00:05:45,830 HERE. 125 00:05:45,830 --> 00:05:47,580 BOOTS REEK OF MANLINESS. 126 00:05:48,580 --> 00:05:50,170 WHOA. YOU GOT THAT RIGHT. 127 00:05:50,170 --> 00:05:51,460 LET ME SEE SOME MUSCLES. 128 00:05:51,460 --> 00:05:52,960 YEAH, BUT, DAD-- SLEEVES ARE ONLY GOOD 129 00:05:52,960 --> 00:05:55,170 FOR WIPIN' YER NOSE, BOY! HA HA! 130 00:05:56,830 --> 00:05:57,960 DYNAMITE! NOW BELCH. 131 00:05:57,960 --> 00:05:59,000 WHAT? 132 00:05:59,000 --> 00:06:00,170 BELCH. 133 00:06:00,170 --> 00:06:01,880 LET HER KNOW YOU'RE THERE. 134 00:06:01,880 --> 00:06:03,080 [BURP] 135 00:06:03,080 --> 00:06:04,880 NO, SON. 136 00:06:04,880 --> 00:06:06,420 FROM YOUR GUTS, LIKE THIS. 137 00:06:06,420 --> 00:06:08,620 SWALLOW SOME AIR, SEE? 138 00:06:08,620 --> 00:06:10,620 [BURP] 139 00:06:10,620 --> 00:06:12,170 RELEASES CALORIES, TOO. 140 00:06:12,170 --> 00:06:14,000 AND THEN YOU SPIT, SEE? 141 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:16,080 DO I HAFTA? 142 00:06:16,080 --> 00:06:18,210 DO YOU WANT THIS GIRL OR NOT? 143 00:06:18,210 --> 00:06:20,040 WELL, YEAH. 144 00:06:20,040 --> 00:06:22,830 THEN DO EXACTLY LIKE I SAY. 145 00:06:22,830 --> 00:06:26,000 I GUARANTEE ANY GIRL WILL FALL FOR IT. 146 00:06:26,000 --> 00:06:28,500 HA HA! YOUR MOM DID. 147 00:06:28,500 --> 00:06:31,290 SON, YOU BE COOL. YOU BE TOUGH. 148 00:06:31,290 --> 00:06:33,500 AND YOU'LL ALWAYS BE THE MASTER. 149 00:06:33,500 --> 00:06:35,080 [PEG] PETE, YOU GET DOWN HERE 150 00:06:35,080 --> 00:06:36,920 AND RINSE OUT THE CREAMER! 151 00:06:36,920 --> 00:06:39,460 COMING, FLOWER POT! 152 00:06:39,460 --> 00:06:42,330 [SCHOOL BELL RINGS] 153 00:06:45,460 --> 00:06:47,250 [SLURPS] 154 00:06:49,380 --> 00:06:50,830 [BURP] 155 00:06:50,830 --> 00:06:52,540 YO, MAMA. 156 00:06:52,540 --> 00:06:53,750 UH! 157 00:06:54,790 --> 00:06:56,170 WAIT! ROSE. 158 00:06:56,170 --> 00:06:59,000 HEY, DUDE, LOOK AT MY SHOES. 159 00:06:59,000 --> 00:07:01,000 UM, I'M SORRY, MARTY. 160 00:07:01,000 --> 00:07:02,460 AIN'T GOOD ENOUGH. 161 00:07:02,460 --> 00:07:04,620 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN, YOU BAD BOY? 162 00:07:04,620 --> 00:07:06,330 THE VET IS WAITING FOR YOU. 163 00:07:06,330 --> 00:07:08,670 HE'S HAVING TROUBLE. HE THINKS HE'S A DOG. 164 00:07:08,670 --> 00:07:10,960 THINKS HE'S-- OH, YEAH! 165 00:07:10,960 --> 00:07:12,920 RUFF! RUFF RUFF! GRRRRRRR. 166 00:07:12,920 --> 00:07:15,750 BAD DOG. NO KIBBLE FOR YOU TONIGHT. 167 00:07:15,750 --> 00:07:19,620 AW, SHE HATES ME, MAX. I KNOW IT. 168 00:07:19,620 --> 00:07:22,380 I MEAN, FIRST THE DUMPSTER, AND NOW THIS. 169 00:07:22,380 --> 00:07:24,620 PEEJ, DO YOU NEED A FIRE HYDRANT? 170 00:07:24,620 --> 00:07:28,080 SO WHERE'D YOU GET THIS LOOK, REDNECK MONTHLY? 171 00:07:28,080 --> 00:07:29,920 DAD'S IDEA. 172 00:07:29,920 --> 00:07:32,790 MAX, HE'S RUINING MY LOVE LIFE! 173 00:07:32,790 --> 00:07:34,500 RELAX, ROMEO! 174 00:07:34,500 --> 00:07:38,210 I KNOW SOMEONE WHO CAN HELP YOU WIN ROSE-- 175 00:07:38,210 --> 00:07:39,750 REALLY? YEP. 176 00:07:39,750 --> 00:07:42,210 AN EXPERT OF EMOTIONS. A HEALER OF HEARTS. 177 00:07:42,210 --> 00:07:43,920 WHO? A DIRECTOR OF DATING. 178 00:07:43,920 --> 00:07:45,500 WHO? A GURU OF GIRLFRIENDS! 179 00:07:45,500 --> 00:07:47,000 WHO? ME! 180 00:07:47,000 --> 00:07:50,670 AW, THIS IS GONNA BE...RUFF. 181 00:07:53,790 --> 00:07:56,040 I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MAX. 182 00:07:56,040 --> 00:07:58,500 LOOK, ROSE IS THE SENSITIVE TYPE, 183 00:07:58,500 --> 00:08:00,460 SO SHE'S GOTTA LIKE BABIES. 184 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:03,000 AND IF YOU SAVE ONE, SHE'S GOTTA LIKE YOU. 185 00:08:03,000 --> 00:08:04,830 WELL... 186 00:08:04,830 --> 00:08:06,210 NOW GO GET READY. 187 00:08:19,710 --> 00:08:20,750 BINGO! 188 00:08:29,290 --> 00:08:31,000 WAAH WAAH! 189 00:08:31,000 --> 00:08:34,620 OH, MY. THAT SOUNDS LIKE A BABY IN DANGER. 190 00:08:34,620 --> 00:08:36,080 WAAH! WAAH! 191 00:08:36,080 --> 00:08:38,540 BUT DO NOT DIAL 911, MISS, 192 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:40,830 FOR I AM A TRAINED PARAMEDIC. 193 00:08:40,830 --> 00:08:42,710 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE SHORT? 194 00:08:42,710 --> 00:08:44,710 I'M A PARA-PARAMEDIC. 195 00:08:44,710 --> 00:08:46,710 WAAH WAAH! 196 00:08:46,710 --> 00:08:48,580 YOU SEE, ALTHOUGH WE ARE A RUGGED LOT, 197 00:08:48,580 --> 00:08:50,880 WE ARE TERRIBLY SENSITIVE AND CARING. 198 00:08:50,880 --> 00:08:53,000 WHAT ABOUT THE BABY? 199 00:08:53,000 --> 00:08:54,290 THE BABY! 200 00:08:54,290 --> 00:08:57,250 HELP! WAAAAAHHHH! 201 00:08:57,250 --> 00:08:59,210 GOTCHA, MAX. WHOA! 202 00:09:03,790 --> 00:09:05,710 OW! OOO! EEE! OW! 203 00:09:08,170 --> 00:09:10,540 YAAAH! 204 00:09:25,710 --> 00:09:27,000 [COUGHING] 205 00:09:28,120 --> 00:09:30,210 PEEJ? PEEJ! 206 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:36,040 UHH. DIAL 911. 207 00:09:36,040 --> 00:09:39,330 AT THIS RATE, I'LL NEVER GET TO DANCE WITH ROSE. 208 00:09:39,330 --> 00:09:41,540 MAYBE YOU SHOULD ASK OUT MARTY. 209 00:09:41,540 --> 00:09:43,670 YOU SEE HIM ENOUGH. 210 00:09:43,670 --> 00:09:44,920 NOT FUNNY, MAX. 211 00:09:44,920 --> 00:09:47,080 HEY THERE, HEARTBREAKER. 212 00:09:47,080 --> 00:09:49,710 MY ADVICE MUST REALLY BE PAYING OFF, EH? 213 00:09:49,710 --> 00:09:50,790 WHAT? 214 00:09:50,790 --> 00:09:52,620 LOOKS LIKE THOSE BABES 215 00:09:52,620 --> 00:09:54,420 CAN HARDLY KEEP THEIR HANDS OFF YOU. 216 00:09:54,420 --> 00:09:57,500 YEAH RIGHT, DAD. MOB CITY. 217 00:09:57,500 --> 00:10:00,250 HOW'S IT COMIN' WITH THAT CHICKADEE? 218 00:10:00,250 --> 00:10:01,420 YOU ASK HER OUT? 219 00:10:01,420 --> 00:10:03,080 OH! ABSO-TOOTIN'-LUTELY, SIR! 220 00:10:03,080 --> 00:10:04,670 SHE CAN'T WAIT TO GO WITH PEEJ HERE 221 00:10:04,670 --> 00:10:05,790 TO THE SPRING FLING. 222 00:10:05,790 --> 00:10:08,580 HA HA HA! THAT'S MY BOY. 223 00:10:08,580 --> 00:10:10,170 A CREDIT TO YOUR GENDER, 224 00:10:10,170 --> 00:10:12,210 JUST LIKE YOUR OLD MAN. 225 00:10:13,250 --> 00:10:15,290 MAX, YOU LIED TO MY DAD! 226 00:10:15,290 --> 00:10:17,250 YOU WANT HIM TO GIVE YOU SOME MORE POINTERS? 227 00:10:17,250 --> 00:10:19,620 NO. THEN SHOW A LITTLE GRATITUDE, DUDE. 228 00:10:19,620 --> 00:10:22,620 O.K., BUT FROM NOW ON, NO MORE ADVICE-- 229 00:10:22,620 --> 00:10:25,790 NOT FROM YOU, NOT FROM DAD, NOT FROM ANYONE! 230 00:10:25,790 --> 00:10:27,170 THAT'S THE SPIRIT! 231 00:10:27,170 --> 00:10:30,790 I GOT MY OWN PLAN NOW. I BOUGHT ROSE A PRESENT. 232 00:10:30,790 --> 00:10:32,460 WELL, ALL RIGHT. 233 00:10:32,460 --> 00:10:33,750 FROM NOW ON, 234 00:10:33,750 --> 00:10:36,620 I'M GONNA STAND ON MY OWN TWO FEET! 235 00:10:38,790 --> 00:10:40,460 MAX? YEAH. 236 00:10:40,460 --> 00:10:42,620 WILL YOU GIVE IT TO HER? 237 00:10:44,170 --> 00:10:45,880 [PJ] O.K., UH, ALL RIGHT, LISTEN. 238 00:10:45,880 --> 00:10:48,620 WHEN SHE COMES TO HER LOCKER, I'LL TELL YOU WHAT TO SAY. 239 00:10:48,620 --> 00:10:50,960 GREAT. WHERE WILL YOU BE? 240 00:10:50,960 --> 00:10:52,830 UH, I'LL HIDE IN HERE. 241 00:10:56,540 --> 00:10:58,750 COME ON. GIMME A HAND, MAX. 242 00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:02,620 YOU DON'T NEED A HAND. YOU NEED A BULLDOZER. 243 00:11:02,620 --> 00:11:06,120 EASY! OW! LEMME JUST-- WATCH IT! 244 00:11:07,580 --> 00:11:08,790 WELL? 245 00:11:08,790 --> 00:11:10,670 YOU LOOK LIKE A CANNED HAM. 246 00:11:10,670 --> 00:11:11,880 [BELL RINGS] 247 00:11:11,880 --> 00:11:13,120 SHE'S COMING! 248 00:11:18,790 --> 00:11:21,000 HI, ROSE. 249 00:11:22,500 --> 00:11:23,620 She's here. 250 00:11:23,620 --> 00:11:25,790 UM, "I PRESENT THIS GIFT 251 00:11:25,790 --> 00:11:27,620 ON BEHALF OF A YEARNING HEART." 252 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:29,670 I PRESENT THIS GIFT 253 00:11:29,670 --> 00:11:32,250 ON BEHALF OF A BURNING TART. 254 00:11:32,250 --> 00:11:33,380 [PJ] HEART! 255 00:11:33,380 --> 00:11:34,710 I MEAN HEART. 256 00:11:38,830 --> 00:11:39,790 IT'S... 257 00:11:39,790 --> 00:11:41,250 THANK YOU. 258 00:11:41,250 --> 00:11:43,750 HEY, WAIT! WE'RE NOT DONE! 259 00:11:43,750 --> 00:11:45,830 BE RIGHT BACK, PEEJ. 260 00:11:45,830 --> 00:11:47,040 WHAT'D YOU SAY? 261 00:11:47,040 --> 00:11:49,170 [PJ] "SO ACCEPT THIS GIFT 262 00:11:49,170 --> 00:11:50,460 FROM MY FRIEND PJ, 263 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:52,380 "WHO WORSHIPS YOUR EVERY MOVE. 264 00:11:52,380 --> 00:11:54,170 "PLEASE FIND IT IN YOUR HEART 265 00:11:54,170 --> 00:11:57,750 TO GO TO THE SPRING FLING WITH ME, MY DARLING." 266 00:11:57,750 --> 00:12:01,620 OH, HI, MARTY. YOU WANNA PLAY FETCH? 267 00:12:01,620 --> 00:12:03,540 FUR BALL! 268 00:12:10,880 --> 00:12:14,380 AND PJ? HAS ANYONE SEEN PJ 269 00:12:16,330 --> 00:12:17,460 PRESENT. 270 00:12:17,460 --> 00:12:19,790 VERY WELL. TAKE YOUR SEATS. 271 00:12:26,920 --> 00:12:29,000 WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 272 00:12:29,000 --> 00:12:31,040 MARTY SHOWED ME HIS KNUCKLE COLLECTION. 273 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,710 SORRY. ROSE RAN OFF, SO I HAD TO FOLLOW HER. 274 00:12:33,710 --> 00:12:35,670 AND YOU WANT THE GOOD NEWS OR THE BAD NEWS? 275 00:12:35,670 --> 00:12:37,420 THE BAD. 276 00:12:37,420 --> 00:12:39,710 SHE LOVED THE GIFT, AND SHE SAID YES TO THE DANCE. 277 00:12:39,710 --> 00:12:40,880 WHAT'S BAD ABOUT THAT? 278 00:12:40,880 --> 00:12:42,710 SHE WANTS TO GO WITH ME. 279 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:51,460 AH, SOME PAL. 280 00:12:51,460 --> 00:12:54,790 WHILE MARTY'S REARRANGING MY FACE, YOU STEAL MY DATE! 281 00:12:54,790 --> 00:12:57,500 HEY, GENIUS, REWIND THE TAPE. 282 00:12:57,500 --> 00:12:59,670 YOU GOT ME INTO THIS, YOU LOCKER LOAFER. 283 00:12:59,670 --> 00:13:01,830 WHOA, TIME-OUT! WHAT'S THE PROBLEM? 284 00:13:01,830 --> 00:13:03,750 MARTY THINKS HE'S A DOG, 285 00:13:03,750 --> 00:13:06,500 AND ROSE IS BARKING UP THE WRONG TREE! 286 00:13:06,500 --> 00:13:08,540 DON'T TELL ME. HE'S BEEN COACHING YOU 287 00:13:08,540 --> 00:13:10,580 ON "HOW TO ROPE A FILLY" 288 00:13:10,580 --> 00:13:12,580 AND BELCHING, YEAH, AND SPITTING. 289 00:13:12,580 --> 00:13:14,540 OH! WHEN IT COMES TO WOMEN, 290 00:13:14,540 --> 00:13:16,080 YOUR FATHER IS FULL OF YAMS! 291 00:13:16,080 --> 00:13:18,500 I KINDA FIGURED THAT OUT, MOM. 292 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:21,080 BOY, I'D LIKE TO TEACH THAT HAMHOCK A LESSON. 293 00:13:21,080 --> 00:13:22,960 YES! THAT'S IT! 294 00:13:22,960 --> 00:13:24,880 THANKS, MRS. P! 295 00:13:24,880 --> 00:13:27,120 YOU'RE WELCOME... I THINK. 296 00:13:29,330 --> 00:13:31,920 SO, MAX, IF YOU'RE TAKING ROSE TO THE DANCE, 297 00:13:31,920 --> 00:13:33,380 WHY AM I GOING? 298 00:13:33,380 --> 00:13:36,330 SO YOU CAN DANCE WITH HER, DIPSTICK. 299 00:13:36,330 --> 00:13:38,120 BUT SHE LIKES YOU. 300 00:13:38,120 --> 00:13:40,880 NOT AFTER WE SWITCH DATES. 301 00:13:40,880 --> 00:13:42,830 I DON'T HAVE A DATE. 302 00:13:42,830 --> 00:13:46,420 YOU DO NOW. MEET MALLORY. 303 00:13:50,670 --> 00:13:53,620 LIKE, I'M TOTALLY PLEASED TO MEET YOU! 304 00:13:53,620 --> 00:13:55,290 [GASP] 305 00:13:55,290 --> 00:13:57,710 I'M TELLING MOM YOU'VE GOT A GIRL IN YOUR ROOM! 306 00:13:57,710 --> 00:13:59,710 SHE ALREADY KNOWS, HONEY. 307 00:13:59,710 --> 00:14:00,710 MOM! 308 00:14:00,710 --> 00:14:01,830 AND YOUR DAD 309 00:14:01,830 --> 00:14:03,920 WILL NEVER HAVE TO KNOW. 310 00:14:03,920 --> 00:14:06,540 [PETE] PJ, YOU UP THERE? 311 00:14:06,540 --> 00:14:08,330 OH, YEAH? HIDE. 312 00:14:10,080 --> 00:14:12,330 SO WHADDYA THINK? 313 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:15,120 NICE, DAD. UH, GOING TO A FUNERAL? 314 00:14:15,120 --> 00:14:18,670 WAKE UP, PJ THAT'S A CHAUFFEUR'S UNIFORM. 315 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:22,380 RIGHT. I'M DRIVIN' YOU TWO ROMEOS 316 00:14:22,380 --> 00:14:24,290 TO THE DANCE IN A LIMOUSINE. 317 00:14:24,290 --> 00:14:27,290 HE NEVER TAKES ME OUT IN A LIMO. 318 00:14:27,290 --> 00:14:29,290 UH, THANKS, SIR, BUT WE'LL WALK. 319 00:14:29,290 --> 00:14:32,080 YA GOTTA DAZZLE DAMES WITH DOUGH! 320 00:14:32,080 --> 00:14:33,460 SPEAKING OF WHICH, 321 00:14:33,460 --> 00:14:35,830 HERE'S A PAIR OF EARRINGS FOR YOUR GAL. 322 00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,710 YOUR MOM'LL NEVER MISS 'EM. 323 00:14:37,710 --> 00:14:39,620 HA HA HA HA HA HA! 324 00:14:39,620 --> 00:14:41,040 [PEG SQUEALS] 325 00:14:42,290 --> 00:14:43,880 D'JU HEAR SOMETHIN'? 326 00:14:43,880 --> 00:14:45,460 MY DAD PROBABLY STEPPED ON WAFFLES. 327 00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:49,080 WELL, LET'S GET THIS CATTLE DRIVE GOIN'. 328 00:14:49,080 --> 00:14:51,750 MOO! HA HA HA! 329 00:14:51,750 --> 00:14:53,620 YEAH, GREAT. MEETCHA DOWNSTAIRS. 330 00:14:54,710 --> 00:14:57,500 Oooo! OOOOOOOO! 331 00:14:57,500 --> 00:14:59,040 NOT NOW, MRS. P. 332 00:14:59,040 --> 00:15:00,500 NOW RUN OVER TO STEVIE LISH'S HOUSE 333 00:15:00,500 --> 00:15:02,120 SO WE CAN PICK YOU UP. 334 00:15:02,120 --> 00:15:04,500 ALL RIGHT, BUT BEFORE THE NIGHT'S OVER, 335 00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,960 I'M GONNA DANCE ON HIS WINDPIPE! 336 00:15:06,960 --> 00:15:08,670 YII! 337 00:15:08,670 --> 00:15:09,710 [CRASH] 338 00:15:09,710 --> 00:15:11,880 AND TELL HIM MAX SENT YA! 339 00:15:14,500 --> 00:15:16,170 [HONKING] 340 00:15:16,170 --> 00:15:18,000 [PJ AND MAX] AWESOME! 341 00:15:23,790 --> 00:15:27,330 SO WHERE DOES THIS HOT DATE OF YOURS LIVE, JUNIOR? 342 00:15:27,330 --> 00:15:29,750 UH, GO ONE BLOCK, THEN TURN LEFT. 343 00:15:29,750 --> 00:15:33,000 [PETE] HA HA HA! NICE JALOPY, HUH? 344 00:15:33,000 --> 00:15:34,290 GO RIGHT! RIGHT! 345 00:15:34,290 --> 00:15:35,500 I THOUGHT YOU SAID LEFT. 346 00:15:35,500 --> 00:15:36,540 [MAX] NO, RIGHT! 347 00:15:42,670 --> 00:15:44,380 [MAX] SHE MADE IT. 348 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,040 OOPS. YOU WERE RIGHT. 349 00:15:46,040 --> 00:15:47,330 WE SHOULDA GONE LEFT. 350 00:15:50,460 --> 00:15:51,710 [DING-DONG] 351 00:15:56,290 --> 00:15:58,460 WOW. HI. 352 00:15:58,460 --> 00:15:59,960 YEAH, YEAH. HI. MAX SENT ME. 353 00:15:59,960 --> 00:16:01,170 MAX WHO? 354 00:16:01,170 --> 00:16:03,120 JUST LET ME IN, TWINK! 355 00:16:03,120 --> 00:16:04,920 THANK YOU. 356 00:16:04,920 --> 00:16:06,420 [HONK HONK] 357 00:16:07,750 --> 00:16:09,290 LIKE, BYE, LITTLE BROTHER. 358 00:16:09,290 --> 00:16:10,790 SEE YA LATER, FER SURE! 359 00:16:10,790 --> 00:16:12,920 THAT'S YOUR DATE? 360 00:16:12,920 --> 00:16:14,420 [PJ] UH, YEAH. 361 00:16:14,420 --> 00:16:17,420 THAT'S MY BOY! HA HA HA! 362 00:16:17,420 --> 00:16:19,120 [PETE] GIVE HER THE BOX. 363 00:16:19,120 --> 00:16:22,210 OH, RIGHT. UH, HERE, MOM-- MAM-- MAM-- MALLORY! 364 00:16:22,210 --> 00:16:24,290 OH, THEY'RE, LIKE, WOW. 365 00:16:24,290 --> 00:16:28,170 IN FACT, THEY'RE TOTALLY LIKE A PAIR I ONCE HAD. 366 00:16:29,330 --> 00:16:32,380 AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLD FOR PJ? 367 00:16:32,380 --> 00:16:35,120 GIRLS MATURE FASTER THAN BOYS. 368 00:16:35,120 --> 00:16:36,380 GAAK! 369 00:16:37,540 --> 00:16:39,580 FEISTY LITTLE FILLY. 370 00:16:39,580 --> 00:16:42,080 SORTA LIKE PEG AT THAT AGE. 371 00:16:43,420 --> 00:16:45,380 WHEN MAX AND I GET UP TO DANCE TONIGHT, 372 00:16:45,380 --> 00:16:46,750 YOU TALK TO ROSE. 373 00:16:46,750 --> 00:16:49,250 HOW 'BOUT I JUST MOVE TO SIBERIA? 374 00:16:49,250 --> 00:16:52,080 RELAX. NOW LET'S GET ROSE. 375 00:17:10,170 --> 00:17:12,830 THANKS FOR ALL YOUR HELP, DAD. YOU CAN GO NOW. 376 00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:14,380 BYE. SO LONG. LEAVE! 377 00:17:16,380 --> 00:17:18,540 HMM. THINK I'LL STICK AROUND 378 00:17:18,540 --> 00:17:20,750 AND WATCH MY LITTLE PUPIL AT WORK. 379 00:17:22,040 --> 00:17:25,380 SAY, ROSE, DO YOU LIKE TO FAST-DANCE? 380 00:17:25,380 --> 00:17:28,500 OH, I'M-- I'M NOT TOO GOOD AT IT. 381 00:17:28,500 --> 00:17:30,210 ME, NEITHER. 382 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:35,210 AW, TOO BAD, 'CUZ I LOVE HOT MUSIC! 383 00:17:35,210 --> 00:17:37,420 OOO, LIKE, ME, TOO! 384 00:17:41,580 --> 00:17:43,120 ♪♪ 385 00:17:46,120 --> 00:17:48,170 IF WE DON'T GET SOME REAL MUSIC, 386 00:17:48,170 --> 00:17:49,880 OUR WHOLE PLAN IS SHOT. 387 00:17:49,880 --> 00:17:51,380 LEAVE IT TO ME, MRS. P. 388 00:18:03,210 --> 00:18:05,830 ♪♪ [JAZZ] 389 00:18:07,920 --> 00:18:09,460 ♪♪ [PLAYING ALONG WITH RADIO] 390 00:18:22,960 --> 00:18:24,880 THEY DANCE WELL. 391 00:18:24,880 --> 00:18:26,420 YEAH. 392 00:18:29,710 --> 00:18:32,920 OH! UH, DO YOU WANT SOME PUNCH? 393 00:18:32,920 --> 00:18:34,170 O.K. 394 00:18:37,380 --> 00:18:40,420 YEP, LOOKS LIKE OUR JOB'S DONE. 395 00:18:40,420 --> 00:18:41,960 [PEG] FER SURE. 396 00:18:43,420 --> 00:18:45,580 I'LL GET IT. 397 00:18:45,580 --> 00:18:48,080 NOW WE'LL JUST TIPPY-TOE OUTTA HERE. 398 00:18:48,080 --> 00:18:51,000 I'LL JUST TIPPY-TOE UP YOUR SPINE! 399 00:18:51,000 --> 00:18:54,750 HEY, PJ, I CAUGHT THIS LITTLE WEASEL STEALIN' YOUR DATE! 400 00:18:55,830 --> 00:18:57,580 OH, MAN! 401 00:18:57,580 --> 00:18:59,420 SIR, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. 402 00:18:59,420 --> 00:19:03,380 LOOK, KID, I HELPED PJ SNAG THIS FOX FAIR AND SQUARE. 403 00:19:03,380 --> 00:19:05,790 SO YOU JUST STICK WITH YOUR OWN DATE, SEE? 404 00:19:05,790 --> 00:19:08,960 [SOBBING] 405 00:19:08,960 --> 00:19:12,420 WHEN ARE YOU EVER GONNA LEARN TO BUTT OUT? 406 00:19:12,420 --> 00:19:15,250 AW, CLAM UP, MISSY. YOU'RE WORSE THAN MY WIFE. 407 00:19:15,250 --> 00:19:16,460 OH, THAT'S IT! 408 00:19:17,620 --> 00:19:19,170 MUFFIN TIN! 409 00:19:19,170 --> 00:19:21,330 THANKS FOR THE EARRINGS! 410 00:19:27,540 --> 00:19:29,580 FOOD FIGHT! 411 00:19:45,380 --> 00:19:47,750 GO AFTER HER, PJ. 412 00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:50,960 AND THIS TIME, JUST BE YOURSELF. 413 00:19:52,960 --> 00:19:54,170 THANKS, MOM. 414 00:20:08,920 --> 00:20:11,040 SIC 'EM, BOY! 415 00:20:11,040 --> 00:20:12,170 GRRR... 416 00:20:22,540 --> 00:20:25,120 GOOD THING, TOO. I HAVE RABIES! 417 00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:40,460 YOU WANT A NAPKIN? I ONLY USED IT ONCE. 418 00:20:40,460 --> 00:20:42,960 OH, THANKS. 419 00:20:42,960 --> 00:20:45,080 [HONNKKK] 420 00:20:45,080 --> 00:20:47,330 NOW I'D LIKE TO BE ALONE. 421 00:20:53,040 --> 00:20:54,620 AHEM. 422 00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:57,120 "I AM LIKE A FLOWER 423 00:20:57,120 --> 00:20:59,710 HIDDEN BENEATH THE SHADY PATH." 424 00:21:01,040 --> 00:21:03,250 THAT'S-- THAT'S MY POEM! 425 00:21:03,250 --> 00:21:06,120 I KINDA DUG IT OUT OF THE DUMPSTER. 426 00:21:06,120 --> 00:21:07,170 THAT WAS YOU? 427 00:21:07,170 --> 00:21:09,750 [PJ] YEAH. AND THE REDNECK 428 00:21:09,750 --> 00:21:11,250 AND THE PARA-PARAMEDIC. 429 00:21:11,250 --> 00:21:13,170 [GIGGLING] 430 00:21:13,170 --> 00:21:15,830 I THINK I LIKE THE REAL YOU MORE. 431 00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:17,000 ME, TOO. 432 00:21:23,920 --> 00:21:25,290 ♪♪ [SLOW MUSIC] 433 00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:33,040 I DON'T SUPPOSE YOU'D WANT TO SORT OF DANCE. 434 00:21:33,040 --> 00:21:35,500 UM, O.K.