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♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ YES!
♪ BEST BUDDIES, BEST PALS ♪ ♪ YEAH ♪
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♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
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♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
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♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
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♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
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YEAH!
[ DOG BARKING ]
PISTOL: P.J.!
DUCK!
P.J.!
COME OUT RIGHT NOW OR I'M GONNA TELL DADDY!
SHE'S GOING INTO YOUR HOUSE!
MAYBE SHE'S GIVEN UP?
MAYBE, BUT WE'LL STAY OUT OF SIGHT FOR A WHILE TO MAKE SURE.
YUM...
LET'S SEE, BAD NEWS, MORE BAD NEWS,
WORSE NEWS... WHAT'S THE WORLD COMING TO?
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, MAX AND P.J. WON'T PLAY WITH ME.
OH, THAT'S GREAT, PUMPKIN.
THEY DON'T LIKE THE CIRCUS. I LOVE THE CIRCUS.
I LOVE THE LIONESSES AND THE MONKEY SHINES
AND ELEPHANTICALS AND THE BEARS.
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THE CIRCUS, DADDY?
I JUST KNOW YOU DO. DON'T YOU DADDY, HUH?
DON'T YOU, DON'T YOU, HUH, HUH, DADDY?
MMM, OH, SURE, LADY BUG, SURE. DADDY LOVES THE...
WHATEVER IT IS YOU WERE JUST TALKING ABOUT.
HURRAY!
THEN YOU CAN PLAY WITH ME 'CAUSE YOU LOVE THE CIRCUS TOO.
YOU CAN BE MY PONY ACT.
YOW!
BUT PISTOL, MY LITTLE ONION RING,
DADDY WAS TRYING TO READ THE PAPER.
WAAAH!
YOU DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH ME EITHER!
OH, SHH, SHH! NOW, NOW.
PISTOL, BABY, DADDY'S LITTLE PETUNIA.
QUIET DOWN!
WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO THAT CHILD?
OH, WE'RE JUST PLAYING CIRCUS.
AREN'T WE, PISTOL?
OH BOY, GIDDYUP, DADDY. C'MON, DADDY!
[ SHOUTING ]
OH, ISN'T THAT SWEET?
NOW KEEP IT DOWN!
RIDE 'EM, DADDY, YAHOO!
[ CRASHING ]
SOUNDS LIKE PISTOL FOUND SOMEONE TO PLAY CIRCUS WITH.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO CALL A DOCTOR OR A VET.
[ PETE GROANING ]
COME ON, DADDY, YOU HAVE TO PLAY THE REST OF THE ANIMALS.
LIONS AND TEDDY BEARS AND...
WAIT A SECOND, DADDY'S LITTLE PEACH PIT.
I HAVE A BETTER IDEA.
HOW'D YOU LIKE TO GO SEE A REAL CIRCUS?
FOR YOU BIRTHDAY.
REALLY? OH, YES, DADDY. YES, YES, YES, YES, YES.
OH, BUT MY BIRTHDAY'S NOT FOR THREE MONTHS.
A MERE TECHNICALITY.
NOW, DADDY'S TOO BUSY TO TAKE YOU...
PETE: P.J.!
IGNORE IT?
PETE: P.J.!
BAD IDEA.
YES, SIR?
WELL, MY BOY, IT THOUGHT TODAY YOU'D LIKE TO TAKE YOUR BABY SISTER
TO THE CIRCUS.
AW, BUT SIR, I WAS...
I THINK THAT'S AN INSPIRED IDEA, MR. PETE.
BUT, WE CAN'T.
WAAAH!
OH, DON'T WORRY, PUNKY-DOODLE.
THE BOYS'LL TAKE YOU,
OR THEY'LL COLLECT THEIR SOCIAL SECURITY
BEFORE THEY COLLECT THEIR ALLOWANCE.
BUT THAT'S JUST IT, MR. P.
WE'RE BROKE.
YEAH, BUSTED, SQUEEZED, EMPTIED, DRIED,
STRANGLED, STARVED, NOTHING, NADA, ZIPPO.
OH, DON'T WORRY, BOYS.
I'LL SPRING FOR EVERYTHING.
OH, THANK YOU, DADDY.
THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU, THANK YOU...
[ CHOKES ]
I WANT TO SEE THE LIONS AND THE ELEPHANTICALS AND THE TIGRESSES.
UGH, I THINK THIS BIG-TOPS BOTTOM IS SHOWING.
...AND THE MONKEYS AND THE HIPPOPOTOMOHORSES,
AND THE BEARS ON THE BICYCLES AND THE LITTLE SMALL YIPPY DOGS,
AND THE CLOWN'S POCKETS, AND I GUESS THAT'S ALL.
PLACE LOOKS CLOSED, PISTOL.
I WANNA SEE THE ANIMALS!
OKAY, OKAY, SHH, SHH, OKAY.
HELLO?
ANYBODY IN THERE?
WHAT DO YOU KIDS WANT?
AH!
TICKETS TO THE SHOW.
WE'RE CLOSED.
CLOSED?
HANG ON A SEC.
YES?
UH, WE'D LIKE TO KNOW WHEN YOU'RE NOT CLOSED.
YOU SEE, THIS LITTLE GIRL HERE REALLY LOVES--
THERE IS NO NOT CLOSED. WE ARE ALWAYS TO BE CLOSED
FROM THIS MOMENT ON. GOT IT?
- GOT IT. - GOOD!
HEY, HEY YOU, UGLY MAN WITH THE HAIRY NOSE!
AND WHAT DO YOU WANT,
YOU NASTY LITTLE BED BUG OF A GIRL?
I WANT TO SEE THE ANIMALS.
NOW, IF YOU'RE NOT OUT OF HERE IN 10 SECONDS,
I'M GOING TO SIC GIBLET THE CLOWN ON YOU.
GIBLET THE CLOWN?
BIG RED NOSES AND PANEL FEET DO NOT USUALLY STRIKE TERROR
INTO MY HEART.
YOUR TEN SECONDS ARE UP.
BUT I'M OPEN-MINDED.
YOU TWO BETTER GET GOING WHILE THE GET GONE IS GOOD.
PISTOL! WHERE'S PISTOL!
I DON'T NEED A PISTOL TO HANDLE YOU TWO.
NO, MAN, IT'S MY LITTLE SISTER.
NOW, GET OFF MY FOOT, AND SCRAM!
OOPS!
OH, THESE STUPID SHOES.
UH, WHAT ABOUT HER ROYAL WEIRDNESS?
I THINK WE BETTER FIND HER BEFORE CHUCKLES HERE
FEEDS HER TO THE LIONS.
SO WHERE ARE ALL THE ANIMALS?
[ MONKEY SCREECHING ]
WHAT?
HI, MONKEY.
NO WONDER THERE'S NO CIRCUS, THEY GOT YOU ALL LOCKED UP.
[ SCREECHING ]
LET YOU OUT? THAT'S A GREAT IDEA!
OKAY, GUYS, COME ON OUT.
[ SCREECHING ]
KITTY! I JUST LOVE KITTIES!
[ ELEPHANT BLARING ]
AND AN ELEPHANTICAL.
[ PISTOL GASPS ]
AND A TEDDY BEAR.
[ SEAL BARKS ]
AND A WET, SHINY PUPPY THING.
WITH FISH BREATH, BLEGH.
WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR? LET'S PLAY CIRCUS!
PISTOL'S NOT IN HERE, MAX.
SHH.
NO, NO, NO.
I WON'T SELL YOU THE ANIMALS UNLESS YOU BUY THE REST OF THE CIRCUS AS WELL.
I WANT OUT OF THIS SILLY BUSINESS.
JUST LOOK AT THE CLOTHES WE HAVE TO WEAR.
IT'S DEMEANING, ISN'T IT, GIBLET?
- WELL... - SHUT UP, GIBLET!
SHE'S NOT HERE. LET'S CHECK THE TENT.
[ LIGHTS CLANG ON ]
AND NOW FOR PISTOL'S CIRCUS OF THE ANIMALS.
ANNIE THE PEANUT SHOOTING ELEPHANTICAL!
[ MONKEY SCREECHING ]
AND NOW FOR BORIS AND HIS REAL HIGH ROLLER SKATING.
[ HOWLS ]
ANNIE, DON'T BE SELFISH.
LET GO OF BORIS'SES WIRE!
[ HOWLS ]
OOPS!
PISTOL, WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE.
WHY? WE'RE HAVING FUN!
THAT'S WHY!
WHAT DO YOU MALEVOLENT LITTLE MUNCHKINS THINK YOU ARE DOING?
WE'RE HAVING A CIRCUS!
WHO TOLD YOU TO SET THOSE ANIMALS FREE?
THEY TOLD ME TO. THEY DON'T LIKE THAT ICKY OLD CAGE.
DID YOU HEAR HER, GIBLET?
THE ANIMALS TOLD HER TO LET THEM OUT,
BECAUSE THE PEWLING LITTLE DARLINGS DON'T LIKE MY ICKY CAGE.
GET THOSE ANIMALS BACK INTO THAT CAGE
RIGHT NOW!
[ HONKS HORN ]
ELEPHANT, SEAL, MONKEY, LION.
OKAY, WHERE'S THE BEAR?
I WANT THAT BEAR HERE AND I WANT HIM HERE NOW.
I THINK THAT CLOWN'S WISH IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
[ WHISTLING AIR ]
OOH!
HELP! WHO TURNED OUT THE LIGHTS?
WHERE'S THE EXIT?
HELP!
STAND UP LIKE A MAN!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA PUT MY FRIENDS BACK IN THAT OLD CAGE.
OH, AND WHAT'S TO STOP ME,
YOU INSIGNIFICANT WEED OF A CHILD?
OW! OOH! EEH!
[ GROANING ]
I HATE THIS! LET ME OUT!
GET THOSE TROUBLEMAKERS INTO THAT CAGE.
UH, I SUPPOSE IT'S TOO LATE TO NEGOTIATE?
THE ONLY THING TO DO IS...
RUN!
[ LION ROARS, ELEPHANT BLARES ]
YOU LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE, YOU MEAN OLD...
MEANIE!
NOT SO FAST, SPUNKY.
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE YOURSELF COMFORTABLE
AND WATCH WHAT HAPPENS TO YOUR FRIENDS?
[ CACKLES ]
YOW!
IF I WEREN'T A GROWN MAN,
AND A GENTLEMAN TO THE CORE,
I'D TELL YOUR MOMMY ON YOU.
WHAT THE?
OOH!
[ BLOWS RASPBERRY ]
ALL RIGHT, TARZAN, YOU WANT TO PLAY?
LET'S PLAY.
UH-OH.
[ SCREAMS ]
COME BACK HERE, KING KONG!
[ SNICKERS ]
HUH?
HA!
GOT YOU, BANANA-BREATH!
[ GIGGLES ]
OOPSIE-DAISY.
[ ROARS ]
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE ME FOR A MOMENT,
I HAVE TO GO FIND A LARGER NET.
COME ON, MAX, WE GOT TO GO FIND MY SISTER AND SPLIT.
[ ELEPHANT BLARES ]
[ CHUCKLES ]
BLOW YOUR NOSE ALL YOU WANT, ANNIE.
I GOT YOU!
[ ELEPHANT BLARES ]
COME ON, ANNIE.
LET'S GET SOME PEANUTS!
[ ELEPHANT BLARES ]
WE CLOWNS AREN'T AS DUMB AS WE LOOK.
NO, YOU'RE EVEN DUMBER.
HAUL BUNS, PETESTER!
[ PISTOL LAUGHING ]
FASTER, FASTER!
SO, SO, IF WE POOLED OUR ALLOWANCES AND WORKED
AFTER SCHOOL ON WEEKENDS FOR A COUPLE OF CENTURIES...
I DON'T WANT YOUR MONEY.
I JUST WANT THE THREE OF YOU OUT OF MY LIFE.
YOU'RE JUST A MEAN OLD--
HEH, HEH. CUTE, HUH?
UH, SHE SAID SHE'S SORRY ABOUT YOUR CIRCUS.
WELL, I'M SORRY, TOO,
BUT FOR THE PRICE I'M GETTING FOR YOUR FRIENDS,
I CAN RETIRE IN STYLE.
AT LEAST AS PUPPY CHOW, THEY'LL BE GOOD FOR SOMETHING.
PUPPY CHOW?
YOU THINK HE MEANS IT?
I THINK THIS GUY'D SELL HIS OWN MOTHER IF HE COULD FIND A MARKET FOR GORILLAS.
SO YOU BOYS TALK THAT SAWED-OFF LITTLE HARPY AND...
WHERE DID SHE--
FIND HER! SOMEBODY FIND HER BEFORE--
HERE I AM!
GOODBYE, GOODBYE.
GOOD RIDDANCE.
AH, YES, GIBLET.
NOW THAT THOSE CHILDREN ARE GONE,
NOTHING CAN POSSIBLE GO WRONG.
OOH.
NOBODY AROUND? GREAT.
OKAY GUYS, IT'S SNACK TIME.
[ EXCITED ANIMAL NOISES ]
OH BOY!
HERE'S A NICE BIRDY FOR THE KITTY.
AND A STEAK FOR BORIS.
AND PROTEIN FOR... THE PUPPY THING.
[ BARKS ]
[ DOG BARKING ]
UH-OH, TROUBLE.
[ SHRIEKS ]
[ WHINES ]
[ MUFFLED BARKING ]
LET'S FINISH EATING IN MY ROOM.
HEY, WHAT'S ALL THE NOISE YOU FLEA-BITTEN TIRE-BITER?
WHAT THE?
[ MUFFLED BARKING ]
I'LL MURDER THAT MUTT!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE A WATCH DOG, NOT A CHOW HOUND.
THAT REMINDS ME.
I'D BETTER MAKE SURE MY LITTLE RUG RATS ARE BEDDED DOWN.
NIGHT, SON. SLEEP TIGHT.
IF THE BED BUGS BITE HIT 'EM WITH A HAMMER.
[ LAUGHS ]
HEH-HEH. NIGHT, SIR.
[ CRUNCH ]
HUH? WHAT?
PEANUT SHELLS?
PISTOL?
AND SO THE ICKY OLD RINGMASTER RAN AWAY SCREAMING
AND WAS NEVER SEEN AGAIN.
AND THE PRINCESS AND ALL THE AMINALS
LIVED HAPPILY EVERY AFTER.
[ HAPPY ANIMAL NOISES ]
PISTOLKINS, ARE YOU SLEEPYPOO?
IT'S DADDY!
BABY CAKES?
HI, DADDY.
NIGHTY-NIGHT, MONKEY FACE.
SAY, THAT KINDA TICKLED.
HA-HA! I THINK ONE OF US NEEDS A SHAVE, DADDY.
HMM, YEAH.
ONE OF US.
[ MONKEY CHITTERS ]
UH... I HAD TO BLOW MY NOSE.
OH.
HMM.
I MUST BE SLEEPIER THAN I THOUGHT.
[ MUTTERING ]
GIBLET: BOSS, EVEN IF SHE HAS THE ANIMALS,
HOW ARE WE EVER GONNA FIND HER?
WE'LL FIND HER.
A CHILD THAT OBNOXIOUS
IS IMPOSSIBLE TO KEEP SECRET FOR LONG.
PISTOL: NOW, IF YOU ALL STAND VERY STILL,
THIS IS THE BEST TIME
TO GET A "YES, YES, YES!" FROM DADDY.
[ DOORBELL RINGS ]
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, NUM, NUM, NUM.
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY.
[ PETE MUTTERING ]
DADDY, DADDY, DADDY!
[ BARKS ]
THAT'S A GOOD DOG. NICE DOGGY.
THEY FOLLOWED ME HOME FROM THE CIRCUS.
CAN I KEEP 'EM, HUH? CAN I, CAN I, CAN I?
PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, DADDY, OH, PLEASE.
I'LL TAKE CARE OF THEM, I'LL LOVE THEM,
AND I'LL FEED 'EM.
WELL, HE DIDN'T SAY NO.
PETE: CIRCUS ANIMALS?!
PISTOL, WHAT... WHERE...
OH, DADDY, I'M SO GLAD YOU DIDN'T SAY NO!
YOU'LL LOVE THEM, DADDY.
THEY CAN DO ALL SORTS OF THINGS
LIKE CLEAN THE POOL AND KEEP AWAY THE BURGLARS.
- OH, BUT, PISTOL HONEYBUN. - VERY, VERY ENTERTAINING
AND TAKE CARE OF ME WHEN YOU AND MOMMY GO OUT.
YOU JUST CAN'T HAVE 'EM.
- [ MOTOR APPROACHING ] - WHY NOT?
BECAUSE THEY BELONG TO ME, THAT'S WHY NOT!
BUT HE'S GONNA MAKE THEM IN TO PUPPY CHOW!
- EW! - EW!
OH, BUT THEY BELONG TO HIM, SWEET CHEEKS.
HE CAN DO WHAT HE WANTS.
BUT, BUT, BUT, BUT THEY'RE MY FRIENDS!
[ CRYING ]
GET THE TRUCK STARTED.
GOODBYE, I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU.
WHOA!
HEY, STOP, RUNAWAY TRUCK!
NO DRIVER!
HYUCK, HI-YA, PETE!
WHAT'S GOING ON?
FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!
THAT'S MY BABY, I'LL GIVE THE ORDERS, SEE?
FOLLOW THAT TRUCK!
OH, BOY, JUST LIKE THE MOVIES!
WHOA!
FASTER, GOOF!
[ TIRES SQUEAL ]
[ HONKING ]
SHE'S A-HEADING FOR THE RIVER!
[ SCREAMING ]
[ TIRES SQUEALING ]
[ SPLASH ]
[ GOOFY SHOUTING ]
MY BABY!
OH, NO!
[ PETE SOBS ]
MY LITTLE SWEET PATOOTY.
GONE!
HUH?
PISTOL?
BABY?
[ SNIFFING ]
[ BARKS ]
YAY!
[ LAUGHING ]
LET'S DO IT AGAIN!
AT LEAST MY PUPPY CHOW IS SAFE!
YOU'RE NOT GONNA TURN THE ANIMALS
THAT SAVED MY DAUGHTER INTO DOG FOOD, SEE!
THEY'RE MY ANIMALS NOW!
SO GET IN THAT MOBILE CAGE OF YOURS,
AND GET THAT TRUCK OUT OF HERE!
BUT OUR TRUCK IS DOWN THERE.
I KNOW.
[ SHOUTING ]
OH, DADDY'S LITTLE CORN FRITTER.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO WITH ALL THESE ANIMALS, MR. P?
[ LAUGHS ]
WOO! WEE!
WOOPIE!
[ MONKEY SCREECHES ]
[ ELEPHANT BLARES ]
[ SEAL BARKS ]
BOY, I GOT TO HAND IT TO YOU, DAD.
YOU REALLY CAME THROUGH.
YEAH, I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL PISTOL'S NEXT BIRTHDAY.
BECAUSE OF WHY?
OH, 'CAUSE PISTOL WANTS TO GO TO SEE-MORE SEAQUARIUM.
[ GROANS ]
YEAH.