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YEAH!
IF IT GETS HOTTER,
WE'RE GONNA NEED US A BIGGER THERMOMETER.
HERE YOU GO, DAISY, YER DAILY DRIP OF A DRINK.
WISH IT WAS MORE,
BUT WE GOT US AN AWFUL BAD DROUGHT GOIN' ON, YOU KNOW.
DRINK UPSY, DAISY.
[BURPS]
SHE'S A SWELL KINDA FLOWER,
BUT MANNERS AREN'T THE BEST.
YEP, WE SURE COULD USE SOME RAIN.
[PEG] PETE!
OH, CHEDDAR CHEEKS!
YES, DEAR, I WASHED THE TRASH,
SPACKLED THE DOG, VACUUMED THE CLOCK.
IT'S ALL DONE, YEAH.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY GORGEOUS GARDEN MAGAZINE?
UH, SWIMSUIT ISSUE?
UHH!
WELL, HERE IT IS,
PROPPING UP YOUR TV TABLE.
WHOA!
I NEED THAT, PEACH PIT!
IT'S GOT JUST THE RIGHT PAGE COUNT!
BUT I HAVEN'T READ IT.
WHO'D WANT TO? NOTHIN' IN IT BUT STUPID FLOWERS.
NASTY LITTLE, BEE-ATTRACTIN',
ACREAGE-WASTIN', POLLEN-PRODUCIN'--
BEAUTIFUL MONEY-MAKIN' FLOWERS!
MIND IF I BORROW THAT, HON?
"SMILIN' SAM'S SLIGHTLY-USED SEEDS
"ANNOUNCES A FLOWER-GROWIN' CONTEST.
"GRAND PRIZE-- YOUR YARD ON THE COVER OF GORGEOUS GARDEN,
AND 50,000 CASH!"
NOW, PETE!
WHY, WITH THAT KIND OF MONEY,
I COULD PAVE THE WHOLE BACK YARD!
"ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS GROW THE PRETTIEST GARDEN FROM OUR SEEDS,
AVAILABLE AT A SPECIAL LOW, LOW PRICE OF 450 BUCKS."
$450 FOR SEEDS?
WELL, SOMETIMES YOU GOTTA STOP AND SMELL THE MONEY-- UH, FLOWERS.
BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER,
MAY I REMIND YOU THAT WE'RE IN THE MIDDLE OF A DROUGHT.
AND I DON'T THINK THAT YOU--
HELLO?
SMILIN' SAM?
[STRUGGLING]
THE FIRST THING WE GOTTA DO IS CLEAR A SPOT FOR SEEDS.
UHH!
YAH!
BAH!
UHH!
REMEMBER, SON, THE ONLY GOOD WEED IS A DEAD WEED.
THANKS, DA-- HELP!
THIS GROUND'S GONNA HAFTA BE AERATED,
AND CULTIVATED, AND FERTILIZATED,
MINERALIZED, MULCHIFIED, AND...
AND COVERED WITH TIPTOP, TOP-OF-THE-LINE TOP PRICE TOPSOIL.
THEN WE'LL PUT THE SEEDS INTO THE GROUND
DEEP ENOUGH SO'S THEY DON'T SUNBURN,
AND NOT SO DEEP SO'S THEY SUFFOCATE.
THEN WE'LL ADD WATER...
DAD!
AND WATCH THOSE BEAUTIFUL $50,000 BABIES GROW!
BUT WHAT IF THEY DON'T?
WHAT IF SOME OF 'EM COME UP SCRAWNY AND-- AND CROOKED AND...
GOOFY LOOKIN'?
UHH!
BETTER ORDER ANOTHER BATCH TO HEDGE MY BET.
PJ, QUIT PLAYIN' AROUND! TIME TO GET TO WORK, BOY!
SMILIN' SAM, PETE HERE.
I NEED SEEDS, SEEDS, SEEDS, AND MORE SEEDS.
AND MAKE IT AN OVERNIGHT EXPRESS FIRST CLASS RUSH DELIVERY.
NO, NO, WAIT. THAT MIGHT NOT BE FAST ENOUGH.
YOU BETTER FAX 'EM TO ME.
NOW IT'S A CINCH
I'LL WIN THE GRAND PRIZE.
GET THE HOSE, PJ!
WE'RE GONNA DO US SOME SERIOUS MOISTURIZIN'!
DAD, AREN'T WE IN A SORTA...DROUGHT?
DROUGHT'S NOTHIN' BUT A STATE OF MIND. AM I RIGHT?
WELL...
IT'S A PLOY ON THE PART OF THE WATER DEPARTMENT
TO GOUGE RATE HIKES OUT OF US TAX PAYIN' CITIZENS!
I DUNNO, DAD, BUT--
WHY, THIS PLANET'S SWIMMIN' IN WATER.
GOT TWO, MAYBE THREE WHOLE OCEANS FULL OF THE STUFF.
WHY, THE HUMAN BODY ITSELF IS 98.6% WATER!
SO HOW CAN THERE POSSIBLY BE A DROUGHT?
WHATEVER YOU SAY, DAD.
I CAN USE ALL THE WATER I WANT, CAN'T I?
AND ALL THE WATER THIS PLANT WANTS.
AND THAT PLANT. AND THIS ONE OVER HERE!
AND AFTER I'M DONE,
I'LL USE SOME MORE WATER!
AW.
WHO TURNED OFF MY WATER?
I DID.
BECAUSE YOU HAVE TO SLOW DOWN, EASE UP, AND BACK OFF!
THE BILL JUST CAME.
$1,387.64?
WHY, THIS IS GOVERNMENTAL EXTORTION!
AND I'M NOT GONNA PAY!
BUT PETE, YOU KNOW HOW STRIPES MAKE YOU LOOK FAT.
THEY DO NOT!
AND WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ANYWAY?
I'M TALKING ABOUT PRISON, PINTO BEAN.
IF YOU DON'T PAY THE BILL,
THEY'LL LOCK YOU UP IN JAIL AND THROW AWAY THE KEY.
SO CASH IN THAT CD, SWEET PEA.
I'LL FIND A WAY OUTTA THIS.
I'VE GOT MORE BRAINS IN MY HEAD
THAN MOST PEOPLE HAVE IN THEIR LITTLE FINGER.
[GOOFY] I GOT YER DAILY DRINK, DAISY.
I THINK I JUST FOUND A WAY.
THROUGH THE PETALS 'N' OVER THE GUMS,
LOOK OUT ROOTS, HERE IT COMES!
[PETE COUGHING]
PETE, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
OH, SURE, GOOF. I'M...
UHH...
FINE.
[COUGHS]
YOU DON'T NEED TO WORRY ABOUT...ME.
OH, THAT'S GOOD.
THOUGHT SOMETHIN' WAS WRONG FOR A MINUTE THERE.
[GASPS]
OH, IT'S SAD.
IT'S TOO SAD.
CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT, GOOF.
WELL, OKEY-DOKE, PETE.
IT'S NOTHIN'...REALLY.
JUST MY... [COUGHS]
CONDITION.
WHAT KINDA CONDITION'S THAT?
WELL, I'LL TELL YA ON THE CONDITION
YOU DON'T TELL ANYBODY ABOUT MY CONDITION.
IT'S, UH...
IT'S HERBETITUS DUSTEROSIS,
WITH A SIDE ORDER OF ADVANCED GASTRIC DEHYDROFICATION
OF THE HYDROPHOSPHATE GLAND.
BUT DON'T TELL A SOUL I TOLD YA SO.
GAWRSH, NO, PETEY.
I COULDN'T SAY IT IF I TRIED.
YOU SEE, I-- I WOULDN'T WANNA UPSET
THE ONEST 'N' ONLYEST FAMILY I GOT, GOOF.
IT'LL BE HARD ENOUGH ON THEM WHEN I'M...
PUSHIN' UP THE DAISIES.
WHY, PETE, YOU'RE TAKIN' UP GARDENIN'?
NO, LAMEBRAIN! I'M BUYIN' THE FARM!
REALLY, WITH COWS 'N' CHICKENS?
CAN I DRIVE THE TRACTOR?
HELLO IN THERE.
DON'T YA UNDERSTAND?
THIS IS IT, THE END. I'M FINISHED. DONE FOR.
OH.
DON'T SAY THAT, PETE!
OH, TOO LATE, GOOF.
[SNIFFLES]
I ALREADY DID!
AND YOU WITH THAT NEW FARM!
DOC SAYS THERE'S NOTHIN' FOR ME BUT...
[SOBS] WATER.
[SOBBING]
I GOTTA KEEP EVERY LAST PORE IN MY BODY RUNNIN'...
AT 110% HUMIDITY.
SAYS I GOTTA BE CONSTANTLY SURROUNDED BY WATER AND--
AND EVERYTHIN' RELATED TO WATER AND MOISTURE AND WETNESS
OR ELSE I'M A...GONER.
AND--AND US SUFFERIN'
THIS DEVASTATIN' DROUGHT.
UGH!
GAWRSH, PETE.
YOU KNOW I'LL DO ANYTHING I CAN TA HELP.
ANYTHING?
ANYTHING. YA KNOW I WILL.
YEAH.
I KNOW YOU WILL.
[SLURPS]
I SURE APPRECIATE YOUR HELPIN' OUT, GOOF.
DOC SAYS ANY PHYSICAL EXERTION
IN MY STATE'D...
BE FATAL 'N' POSSIBLY DEADLY.
JUST WISH THERE WAS MORE I COULD DO FOR YA, PETE.
OH, SO DO I, GOOF, BUT YOU'RE THE BEST,
A LIFESAVER IN EVERY SENSE--
YOU WANNA WATER THOSE ORCHIDS THERE?
THEY'RE GETTIN' KINDA DROOPY, GOOF.
OH, AND ADD SOME WATER TO THAT POND.
DON'T WANT THEM HIGH PRICED FAR EASTERN GOLDFISH
TO ASPHYXERATE.
WHAA!
YES SIRREE, I GOT THAT GARDENIN' CONTEST
ALL SEWED UP IN A BAG WITH MY NAME ON IT.
COURSE, THERE'S ALWAYS A CHANCE
THERE'S SOME GREEDY LITTLE SELFISH MONEY-GRUBBER OUT THERE
DOING JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE.
WHOA!
LEMME SEE HERE.
10 DOZEN LILY PADS, 2 FLATS OF FERNS,
ASSORTED JUNGLE VINES.
EVERYTHING THE BACK YARD TROPICAL HABITAT NEEDS.
SAY, WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE BAOBAB TREES?
GOOFSTER!
HEY, YER ENDANGERATIN'
AN ENDANGERATED SPECIES!
UHH!
OOH!
SORRY, PETE.
HMM.
WHAT SAY WE TRY 'EM OVER THERE BY THE WATERFALL?
NAH, MIGHT CLASH WITH THE CYPRESS SWAMP.
LET'S PUT 'EM BY THE REFLECTIN' POOL.
WHOA!
UH, CAREFUL, WILL YA?
I WOULDN'T WANNA HAFTA CHARGE YOU FOR DAMAGES.
OH, LET ME HELP YOU WITH THAT.
[COUGHS]
GOOF, ARE YOU THERE?
EVERYTHING'S SO...
DARK.
[COUGHS]
[STRUGGLING]
OH, THERE YOU ARE.
WHY, ALL THIS WORK'S SWEATIN' AWAY
MY PRECOCIOUS BODILY FLUIDS.
MAYBE YA BETTER LAY IN THE POOL A WHILE,
AND HUMIDIFY YOURSELF.
GOOFER, WHEN THEY BROKE THE MOLD,
THEY MADE YOU.
THANKS, PETE!
OH, GOOFYTON,
MY MINERAL WATER'S IN SERIOUS NEED OF A SPRITZIN',
AND WE GOT HEAVY EVAPORATION LOSS IN THIS POOL.
[BELL RINGS]
GOOF? OH, GOOFY!
OH, POOR DAISY.
ARE YA O.K., LITTLE FLOWER?
SPEAK TO ME.
DON'T SUPPOSE PETE'D MIND IF I--
[PETE COUGHING]
[GASPS]
MAYBE YOU CAN CARRY ME, GRANDPAPPY.
WE'LL--WE'LL HEAD INTO THE LIGHT...
TOGETHER.
TRY TO HANG ON, DAISY, WILL YA?
OH, WHAT KINDA CONDITION IS YER CONDITION IN NOW, PETE?
[BURPS]
AHH...
FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, GOOF.
WHICH IS PROBABLY WHAT I'M SAVING ON MY WATER BILL.
WELL, JUST RING IF YOU NEED ME.
OH, I WILL, PAL, I WILL.
JUST AS SOON AS THE WISTERIA NEED WATERIN',
OR THE HYDRANGEA NEEDS HYDRATIN'.
HMM.
"ED SMELT--LAST YEAR'S GRAND-PRIZE WINNER."
LOOK AT THAT MAN-MADE LAGOON.
WHY, IT'S DISGUSTING THE THINGS SOME PEOPLE WILL DO FOR A BUCK.
IF I'M GONNA BEAT THE ED SMELTS OF THIS WORLD,
I'M GONNA HAFTA SEVERELY RAISE MY WATER LEVEL!
AND THIS NICKELIN' AND DIMIN' THE GOOF ISN'T GONNA CUT IT.
YES, VERBENA, THERE IS A SANTY CLAUS!
POOR PITIFUL PETE DOESN'T WANT ANYONE KNOWIN'
HOW PITIFUL HIS PITIFUL CONDITION IS.
NOW I CAN WASTE ALL WATER I WANT,
AND NO GOOF WILL BE THE WISER.
GEE, DAD, WE ALREADY HAVE ONE POOL.
THIS ISN'T FOR SWIMMIN', BOY.
IT'S A BREEDIN' POND FOR THE TROUT
I'M GONNA PUT IN THE LAKE YOU'RE GONNA DIG.
AND COME WINTER, IT'LL FREEZE OVER,
AND WE'LL HAVE A NICE FAMILY HOCKEY RINK
WITH FISHSICLES AND EVERYTHING.
YOU'LL LIKE THAT, WON'T YA?
SURE HOPE PETE'S CONDITION GETS BETTER SOON,
OR I'M GONNA BE--
[MAN] IN HOT WATER.
TOOK THE WORDS OUT OF MY...MOUTH?
SIR, YOU OWE THE CITY $14,999.
HUH? THAT CAN'T BE RIGHT! CAN IT?
YOU'RE RIGHT. I FORGOT THE 50,000 IN FINES,
25 IN INTEREST PENALTIES, 13 GRAND FOR BACK TAXES,
27 LEGAL COSTS, AND $1.39 PROCESSING FEE.
SO LET'S CALL IT AN EVEN 130,000.
I COULDN'T PAY THAT IN 130 YEARS.
AND THAT'S JUST ABOUT WHEN YOU'LL BE RELEASED.
MR. GOOFY, YOU STAND ACCUSED OF VIOLATING
PENAL CODE 1313, SECTION F, CHAPTER 11, SUBHEADING C,
ADDENDUM 19G, STATUTE 83,
SUBJECT TO LOCAL PROVISO 176.32,
CITY ORDINANCE 1929, SUB-SUBSECTION 241.
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THE CHARGES AGAINST YOU?
ABSOLUTELY.
'CEPT THAT LAST PART AND ALL OF THE STUFF IN FRONT OF IT.
YOU ARE CHARGED WITH WASTING WATER.
ACCORDING TO YOUR BILL,
YOU ARE PRESENTLY AVERAGING 340,000 GALLONS A DAY!
HOW DO YOU PLEAD?
PLEAD?
WELL, USUALLY SOMETHIN' KINDA LIKE THIS--
OH, PLEASE HAVE MERCY! COME ON, I'M BEGGIN' YOU, PLEASE?
HOW DO YOU EXPLAIN THIS DESPICABLE DISREGARD
FOR OUR DWINDLING WATER SUPPLIES?
UH...DRIPPY FAUCET?
AHEM. YOUR HONOR?
I'M HERE ACTIN' AS ATTORNEY FOR MR. GOOF.
OH, HOW LOVELY FOR YOU.
IF THERE'S ONE THING I LOATHE MORE THAN A WATER WASTER,
IT'S A WATER WASTER'S WEASELY LAWYER!
YOUR HONORFULNESS, MAY I APPROACH
YOUR EXQUISITELY HAND-CRAFTED BENCH?
HOW'S ABOUT A PLEA BARGAIN?
WE AVOID THE HUMILIATION OF A PUBLIC EXECUTION,
AND HE PLEADS GUILTY AS SIN.
DEAL. I AM GOING TO MAKE AN EXAMPLE OF YOU,
MR. GOOFY.
AWW, SHUCKS. THAT'S AWFUL NICE OF YA.
I SENTENCE YOU TO PRISON FOR TWO CONSECUTIVE LIFE TERMS...
OR AT LEAST UNTIL THE DROUGHT ENDS.
WOW!
TAKE GOOD CARE OF MAX,
WON'T YA, PETE?
I'LL TREAT HIM LIKE MY OWN SON, ONLY BETTER.
SO LONG, SON. BE SURE TO WASH BEHIND YER EARS,
AND EAT YOUR BROCCOLI.
SURE THING, DAD.
WELL, THIS ISN'T ALL THAT BAD.
COULD USE SOME CURTAINS, A FEW DOILIES,
AND MAYBE A LITTLE CHINTZ HERE 'N' THERE.
BED'S NICE...
SO LONG AS YA DON'T NEED TA SLEEP ON IT.
WELL, LOOKY HERE. MY VERY OWN PERSONAL SINK.
AND ROOM SERVICE TA BOOT.
A DINNER--
WHOA!
UH...HOW DO YA DO?
NAME'S GOOFY. THAT'S WHAT THE "G" STANDS FOR.
GUESS WE'RE GONNA BE ROOMIES.
DID YOU TRY TO TOUCH ME?
DID YOU WANT TO SHAKE MY HAND?
WERE YOU TRYING TO SHAKE MY HAND?
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE THAT TRY TO SHAKE MY HAND.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO KNOW WHAT I ONCE DID
TO SOMEONE WHO SHOOK MY HAND?
'CAUSE I COULD SHOW YOU. I COULD SHOW YOU RIGHT NOW VERY EASILY.
OH, THAT'S O.K.
WE'LL HAVE PLENTY OF TIME TO LEARN ALL ABOUT EACH OTHER.
YES, SIR, I CAN TELL RIGHT NOW, WE'RE GONNA BE
THE BEST OF BEST FRIENDS.
I DO NOT LIKE FRIENDS.
DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I ONCE DID TO A FRIEND OF MINE?
HE WAS A FRIEND, A GOOD FRIEND. YOU WANNA KNOW?
NO, BUT I BET THERE WAS SOME SERIOUS
CLEANIN' UP TO DO AFTERWARDS.
WELL, IF IT'S ALL THE SAME TO YOU,
I'LL JUST GO LOOK OUT THE WINDOW HERE.
POOR LITTLE MAX, 'N' POOR LITTLE DAISY.
[SIGHS]
HOW'RE YA HOLDIN' UP, PETE?
OH, NOT TOO GOOD, GOOF.
YOU NOTICE I'M WEARIN' A SPECIAL SPONGE SUIT.
DOC SAYS I CAN'T SET FOOT OUT OF THE HOUSE
'LESS I THIS ON,
OR PFFFT-- I DEHYDRATE TO DUST.
OH, BUT THAT'S NOT THE HALF OF IT.
WHY, I LOST A WHOLE COMPLETE 1/4 POUND
IN THE LAST TWO WEEKS ALONE.
AND I THOUGHT I HAD IT BAD.
I MISS YOU, GOOF.
I MISS YOU, TOO, PETE.
WITH YOU GONE, I HAD TA HIRE SOMEBODY
TO DUST THE DELPHINIUMS.
TSK, TSK. AND HOW'S MAX DOIN'?
MAX? MAX WHO?
OH, YEAH! YER KID.
OH, YEAH, HE'S FINE. HE'S SWELL.
HE EATS A LOT, THOUGH, DOESN'T HE?
AND DAISY, MY LITTLE DAFFODIL?
I'M AFRAID SHE'S GONE
TO THAT BIG COMPOST HEAP IN THE SKY, GOOFER.
WELL, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND CHEW THE FAT, PAL,
BUT I GOT SOME READY-MIX MUD COMIN' IN THIS AFTERNOON.
OH, THAT'S O.K.
WE'RE TAKIN' THE PRISON PICTURES TODAY.
AIN'T LIFE GRAND?
SEE YA, PAL, SAME TIME NEXT YEAR.
POOR, POOR LITTLE DAISY. IT'S ALL MY FAULT.
ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME? ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?
BECAUSE IF YOU'RE NOT TALKIN' TO ME,
YOU MUST BE TALKIN' TO YOURSELF AND I--
DON'T TELL ME. YOU DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO TALK TO THEMSELVES.
IT'S GUYS LIKE HIM WHO GIVE PRISONS A BAD NAME.
MAX: MAKING RAIN FOR FUN AND PROFIT.
BEGINNER'S GUIDE TO RAINMAKING.
HOW TO MAKE RAIN FALL MAINLY ON THE PLAIN.
DO YOU SEE ONE ON SERIOUS BACK INJURIES?
"PREHISTORIC MAN BELIEVED RAIN COULD BE PRODUCED
BY SACRIFICING A VALUABLE POSSESSION OF ONE'S FORBEARER."
WHAT'S YOUR FORBEARER'S MOST VALUABLE POSSESSION, PEEJ?
UH... HIS FISHING GEAR.
BINGO!
I DON'T KNOW ABOUT THIS, MAX.
NOW, LOOK, I'M A REASONABLE MAN.
IF YOU'LL ANSWER ONE QUESTION,
I'LL REDUCE YOUR TWO LIFE SENTENCES BY HALF.
THAT'S REAL GENEROUS OF YA, YOUR ROYAL JUDGYNESS.
WHAT DID YOU DO WITH ALL THE WATER?
WHERE ARE YOU HOARDING IT?
WELL, IT'S, UM...
HERBETITUS DUSTEROSIS,
WITH A SIDE ORDER OF ADVANCED GASTRIC DEHYDROFICATION
OF THE HYDROPHOSPHATE GLAND.
BUT DON'T TELL A SOUL I TOLD YOU SO.
UH, TO BE HONESTLY HONEST,
I HONESTLY DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO IT.
PERHAPS IT WOULD REFRESH YOUR MEMORY
IF WE WENT TO YOUR HOME TOGETHER.
FISHIN' POLE.
TACKLE BOX.
AW, MAX, I'M GONNA GET GROUNDED FOR A YEAR.
PEEJ, WHERE'D YA GO?
I'M DOWN HERE, MAX.
YOU O.K.?
OH, YEAH. THIS RUSTY METAL PIPE BROKE MY FALL.
WHY'S THAT PIPE RUNNIN' FROM OUR WATER METER
TO YOUR WATER METER?
HEY, WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN, MAX, HUH?
ARE YOU SUGGESTING MY DAD'D DO SOMETHING UNETHICAL OR DISHONEST?
FOR THE SAKE OF OUR FRIENDSHIP, DON'T ANSWER THAT.
GET A SHOVEL, PEEJ.
WE'RE GONNA DIG MY DAD OUT OF THE MESS HE'S IN.
ON MY HONOR, YOUR HONOR, I WASN'T WASTIN' ANY WATER.
I KNOW YOU'RE HIDIN' IT HERE SOMEWHERE.
ALL THAT WATER,
AND YOU COULDN'T EVEN TAKE CARE OF
ONE INNOCENT LITTLE FLOWER?
OH, IF THERE'S ANYTHING WORSE
THAN SOMEONE WHO WASTES WATER,
IT'S SOMEONE WHO MISTREATS PLANTS.
O.K., DUDE, TURN IT BACK ON.
YOU THINK IT OUGHTA BE SWELLIN' UP LIKE THAT, MAX?
HEAD FOR THE HILLS! SHE'S GONNA BLOW!
WHY, IT'S RAININ'!
GUESS THAT MEANS I'M FREE...
DOESN'T IT?
HOW CAN IT BE RAININ' WHEN THE SUN IS SHININ'?
WELL, IT'S EITHER REALLY THIN CLOUDS,
OR THERE'S SOMETHING DOWNRIGHT PECULIAR GOIN' ON.
SHUT IT OFF, PEEJ!
DON'T YOU CHILDREN KNOW THERE'S A DROUGHT?
DAD!
MAXIE!
AND WHAT HAVE WE HERE?
WHAT'S ALL THIS RACKET?
AND WHAT HAPPENED TO MY FISHIN' GEAR, AND--HELLO, JUDGE.
I SEE YOU'VE MANAGED TO GROW A VERY LUSH GARDEN
IN WHAT WAS A VERY SERIOUS DROUGHT!
UH, WHAT? THESE?
WEEDS. NOTHIN' BUT WEEDS.
SPRING UP LIKE CRAZY. CAN'T KEEP UP WITH 'EM.
I HATE PLANTS, I HATE 'EM WITH A PASSION.
DIRTY THINGS. OOH, YUCK-O.
THEY GET ALL KINDS OF BUGS WITH 'EM.
OUGHT TO BE OUTLAWED.
PERSONALLY, I PREFER DIRT,
GOOD OL' DROUGHT-TOLERATIN' DIRT.
EASY TO CARE FOR.
NEVER ANY TROUBLE WITH DIRT. OH, NO!
"SMILIN' SAM INDICTED FOR MAIL FRAUD,
OPERATIN' A SCAM WITHOUT A LICENSE,
AND SELLIN' OVERPRICED USED SEEDS."
REMEMBER, YOU HAVE TO MAKE THAT WATER LAST AND LAST AND LAST!
OF ALL THE CRUMFRITTERIN', GRIMBLEFRAMMIN' BAD LUCK
A GUY COULD HAVE--
ARE YOU GRUMBLIN' AT ME? DID I HEAR YOU GRUMBLIN'?
WAS THAT YOU GRUMBLIN'?
I DON'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO GRUMBLE.
YOU WERE GRUMBLIN'. DON'T GRUMBLE.