1 00:00:00,420 --> 00:00:02,830 ♪♪ 2 00:00:03,790 --> 00:00:06,210 AH-HYUCK. 3 00:00:06,210 --> 00:00:07,710 ♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪ 4 00:00:07,710 --> 00:00:09,830 ♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪ 5 00:00:09,830 --> 00:00:10,830 ♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪ 6 00:00:10,830 --> 00:00:12,290 YES! 7 00:00:12,290 --> 00:00:13,380 ♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪ 8 00:00:13,380 --> 00:00:15,000 ♪ YEAH ♪ 9 00:00:15,000 --> 00:00:17,000 ♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪ 10 00:00:17,000 --> 00:00:19,580 ♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪ 11 00:00:19,580 --> 00:00:22,040 ♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪ 12 00:00:22,040 --> 00:00:23,290 WHAA-OOO-HO-HO! 13 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:24,380 ♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪ 14 00:00:24,380 --> 00:00:25,670 YAAH-HOO-HOO! 15 00:00:25,670 --> 00:00:27,380 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 16 00:00:27,380 --> 00:00:29,040 ♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 17 00:00:29,040 --> 00:00:30,790 ♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 18 00:00:30,790 --> 00:00:32,210 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 19 00:00:32,210 --> 00:00:34,790 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 20 00:00:36,380 --> 00:00:38,460 ♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪ 21 00:00:38,460 --> 00:00:42,670 ♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪ 22 00:00:42,670 --> 00:00:44,210 ♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪ 23 00:00:44,210 --> 00:00:45,670 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 24 00:00:45,670 --> 00:00:48,960 ♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪ 25 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,670 ♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 26 00:00:50,670 --> 00:00:54,620 ♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪ 27 00:00:54,620 --> 00:00:56,750 ♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪ 28 00:00:56,750 --> 00:00:58,670 ♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪ 29 00:00:58,670 --> 00:01:00,290 ♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪ 30 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:01,210 ♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪ 31 00:01:01,210 --> 00:01:02,250 YEAH! 32 00:01:04,330 --> 00:01:07,580 [PJ] LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, 33 00:01:07,580 --> 00:01:09,460 PREPARE TO BE INCREDIBLIZED 34 00:01:09,460 --> 00:01:11,830 BY THE GREATEST MAGIC SHOW 35 00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:15,250 IN THE HISTORY OF... THIS HOUSE! 36 00:01:15,250 --> 00:01:17,170 PRESENTING FOR YOUR AMAZEMENT, 37 00:01:17,170 --> 00:01:20,790 THE GREAT MAXINI! 38 00:01:22,620 --> 00:01:25,380 TA-DA! HOW YA DOIN', LADIES AND GERMS? 39 00:01:25,380 --> 00:01:27,170 WE'RE GONNA MAKE THIS DISAPPEAR BEFORE VERY YOUR NOSE. 40 00:01:27,170 --> 00:01:29,830 HOW DOES HE DO IT YOU ASK? IT'S MAGIC! 41 00:01:29,830 --> 00:01:32,420 ALL RIGHT, LET'S HEAR IT FOR GRAVITY! 42 00:01:32,420 --> 00:01:34,620 PICK A CARD, ANY CARD, 43 00:01:34,620 --> 00:01:36,040 IT'S ALL PART OF THE SHOW, FOLKS. 44 00:01:36,040 --> 00:01:37,290 HAND'S QUICKER THAN THE EYE. 45 00:01:37,290 --> 00:01:40,210 NOTHIN' UP MY SLEEVE. PRESTO! 46 00:01:40,210 --> 00:01:42,210 O.K., PITCHER OF ORDINARY MOO JUICE. 47 00:01:42,210 --> 00:01:45,620 A WAVE OF THE WAND, AND ABRACADABRA, AND-- 48 00:01:48,620 --> 00:01:51,670 WATCH OUT! 49 00:01:54,460 --> 00:01:55,880 TA-DA! 50 00:01:55,880 --> 00:01:57,580 GIMME A BREAK. 51 00:01:57,580 --> 00:02:01,250 HMM. UH. THAT'S... DIFFERENT. 52 00:02:01,250 --> 00:02:03,210 [YAWN] 53 00:02:03,210 --> 00:02:05,080 WELL? YOU LIKE IT? 54 00:02:05,080 --> 00:02:06,880 UH, I GOTTA GO MELT SOME CRAYONS. 55 00:02:06,880 --> 00:02:08,750 DAD, YOU EVER SEE ANYTHING LIKE THAT 56 00:02:08,750 --> 00:02:10,290 IN YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE LIFE? 57 00:02:10,290 --> 00:02:13,670 WELL, THEM TRICKS WERE VERY...TRICKY. 58 00:02:13,670 --> 00:02:17,080 YES! COAST-TO-COAST RAVES FOR THE GREAT MAXINI. 59 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:20,290 ARE WE GONNA ACE THIS SCHOOL TALENT SHOW OR WHAT? 60 00:02:20,290 --> 00:02:22,460 WE'RE GONNA HAVE THOSE JUDGES SCREAMIN'. 61 00:02:22,460 --> 00:02:24,040 YEAH, RIGHT FOR THE EXITS. 62 00:02:24,040 --> 00:02:25,500 BUT DAD JUST SAID-- 63 00:02:25,500 --> 00:02:27,080 HEY, WHEN THAT'S ALL YOUR DAD CAN SAY, MAN, 64 00:02:27,080 --> 00:02:29,120 YOU KNOW YOU STINK. 65 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:30,120 STINK? 66 00:02:30,120 --> 00:02:32,040 LIKE A SKUNK WITH B.O. 67 00:02:32,040 --> 00:02:33,250 MAYBE IF YOU DID A GOOD TAP-DANCE 68 00:02:33,250 --> 00:02:36,290 OR GARGLED GOLDFISH OR SOMETHIN' '. 69 00:02:36,290 --> 00:02:39,460 OH, YOU'RE SAYIN' THE ACT NEEDS A LITTLE POLISH. 70 00:02:39,460 --> 00:02:41,880 MAX, IT NEEDS DRY CLEANING. 71 00:02:43,790 --> 00:02:46,000 GOTCHA. LIGHTING'S ALL WRONG. 72 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:47,120 AND WE NEED BETTER COSTUMES. 73 00:02:47,120 --> 00:02:48,080 TRY SACKS ON OUR HEADS. 74 00:02:48,080 --> 00:02:50,040 AND OUR TRICKS ARE REAL RE-TREADS. 75 00:02:50,040 --> 00:02:52,710 I MEAN, HOW MANY GUYS HAVE YOU SEEN PUT MILK IN THEIR HATS? 76 00:02:52,710 --> 00:02:55,790 AND POUR IT ON THEIR HEADS? UH...ONE. 77 00:02:55,790 --> 00:02:57,670 SO FIRST THING TOMORROW WE HIT THE MAGIC SHOP, 78 00:02:57,670 --> 00:02:59,380 AND GET SOME REAL TRICKS. 79 00:02:59,380 --> 00:03:02,620 THE TALENT SHOW'S ONLY THE BEGINNING, PEEJ. 80 00:03:02,620 --> 00:03:04,790 WE'RE RIDIN' A MAGIC CARPET 81 00:03:04,790 --> 00:03:05,880 TO FAME AND FORTUNE. 82 00:03:05,880 --> 00:03:08,120 YEAH, DOWN A DEAD END STREET. 83 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:12,670 HOW MUCH MONEY YOU GOT, PEEJ? 84 00:03:12,670 --> 00:03:14,120 10 BUCKS. HOW MUCH YOU GOT? 85 00:03:14,120 --> 00:03:15,960 10 BUCKS! COME ON. 86 00:03:18,250 --> 00:03:21,080 UM...HELLO? 87 00:03:23,250 --> 00:03:24,620 [COUGH COUGH COUGH] 88 00:03:24,620 --> 00:03:28,040 [COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH] 89 00:03:28,040 --> 00:03:29,290 [COUGH COUGH] 90 00:03:29,290 --> 00:03:31,000 [COUGH COUGH COUGH COUGH] 91 00:03:31,000 --> 00:03:33,880 WAY COOL! A REAL MAGICIAN! 92 00:03:33,880 --> 00:03:35,120 BINGO, BIG BOY. 93 00:03:35,120 --> 00:03:39,500 PRESENTING THE GREAT GARBONZO! 94 00:03:41,330 --> 00:03:44,880 THAT'S ME-- [GRUMBLE] GARBONZO. 95 00:03:44,880 --> 00:03:48,080 AND I AM THE GREAT MAXINI. 96 00:03:48,080 --> 00:03:53,380 PRESENTING MY ASSISTANT-- PJ THE SPLENDID. 97 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:54,420 YO. 98 00:03:54,420 --> 00:03:56,290 YEAH, ALWAYS HAPPY TO MEET 99 00:03:56,290 --> 00:03:58,290 A FELLOW HOCUS-POCUSER. 100 00:03:58,290 --> 00:04:00,040 SO, WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU, MAXINI? 101 00:04:00,040 --> 00:04:03,750 DON'T YOU TELL ME, YOU WANT TO BUY A TRICK, RIGHT? 102 00:04:03,750 --> 00:04:06,250 NOW, SEEING AS HOW YOU'RE IN THE MAGIC BUSINESS, TOO, 103 00:04:06,250 --> 00:04:08,290 I TELL YA WHAT I'M GONNA DO. 104 00:04:08,290 --> 00:04:09,790 PRESENTING... 105 00:04:09,790 --> 00:04:14,120 THE AMAZING WILTING FLOWER TRICK! 106 00:04:14,120 --> 00:04:15,170 WA-BA-DA-BA-BA-DA! 107 00:04:15,170 --> 00:04:19,120 SWAMI...BEGONIA. 108 00:04:19,120 --> 00:04:20,920 [HUMMING] 109 00:04:20,920 --> 00:04:22,670 OH, MAN. 110 00:04:22,670 --> 00:04:26,120 UH, WE'RE SORTA LOOKIN' FOR SOMETHING WITH MORE, UH... 111 00:04:26,120 --> 00:04:27,880 PIZZAZZ. I KNEW IT. 112 00:04:27,880 --> 00:04:31,250 A KID WHO'S ON HIS WAY TO THE TOP. 113 00:04:31,250 --> 00:04:32,960 THE ENCHANTED... [HUMMING] 114 00:04:32,960 --> 00:04:34,880 CARD TRICK. 115 00:04:34,880 --> 00:04:39,210 GUARANTEED TO KNOCK 'EM COLD. ONLY 3 BUCKS. 116 00:04:39,210 --> 00:04:41,460 C'MON, MAX. THIS HOCUSER'S BOGUS. 117 00:04:41,460 --> 00:04:43,250 HE'S NOT A REAL MAGICIAN. 118 00:04:43,250 --> 00:04:44,750 HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A HAT. 119 00:04:44,750 --> 00:04:46,830 HEY, HOW ABOUT THAT ONE? 120 00:04:46,830 --> 00:04:50,080 THE LEVITATING BIRTHDAY CAKE. WOO! 121 00:04:50,080 --> 00:04:52,040 A FINE CHOICE, MR. MAXINI-- 122 00:04:52,040 --> 00:04:54,420 OR, UH, CAN I CALL YOU GREAT? 123 00:04:54,420 --> 00:04:57,080 A BARGAIN AT 5 BUCKS. 124 00:04:57,080 --> 00:04:58,880 HIDEE-HI, HODEE-HO. 125 00:04:58,880 --> 00:05:02,420 FROSTING FLY. HERE WE GO. 126 00:05:02,420 --> 00:05:04,210 MAX, LET'S BUG OUTTA HERE. 127 00:05:04,210 --> 00:05:07,080 GIMME A BREAK, KID, I'M JUST GETTIN' WARMED UP. 128 00:05:07,080 --> 00:05:09,710 BINKY DINKY DOUBLE FUDGE. 129 00:05:09,710 --> 00:05:13,290 ARISE OR I'LL TURN YOU INTO SLUDGE. 130 00:05:13,290 --> 00:05:16,000 NO! STOP! HE'S JUST A KID! 131 00:05:17,750 --> 00:05:21,250 ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT! I'M NOT GREAT! 132 00:05:21,250 --> 00:05:24,500 I'M THE WORLD'S WORST MAGICIAN! 133 00:05:28,080 --> 00:05:31,290 WHOA! HOW MUCH FOR THAT HAT? 134 00:05:31,290 --> 00:05:33,750 HAT? HAT? WHAT HAT? WHAT HAT? 135 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:35,960 THAT'S IN THAT-- 136 00:05:35,960 --> 00:05:38,120 FORGET IT, KID. NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE, NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE. 137 00:05:38,120 --> 00:05:39,670 HERE, HAVE A COUPLE OF DISAPPEARING RABBITS. 138 00:05:39,670 --> 00:05:41,500 TAKE ONE OF THESE AND A COUPLE OF THOSE. 139 00:05:41,500 --> 00:05:42,880 HEY, MAGIC SCISSORS. CUT UP ANYTHING AND STICK IT TOGETHER. 140 00:05:42,880 --> 00:05:44,880 HAT'S NOT FOR SALE. 141 00:05:44,880 --> 00:05:46,330 HEY. MAGIC YO-YO. 142 00:05:46,330 --> 00:05:49,500 WELL, BUT--THANKS, BUT THAT HAT-- 143 00:05:49,500 --> 00:05:52,080 SAW SOME LADIES IN HALF. NO LADIES? SAW SOME GUYS IN HALF. 144 00:05:52,080 --> 00:05:53,960 YEAH, BUT THE HAT! 145 00:05:53,960 --> 00:05:56,080 BUT I CAN'T AFFORD THIS! 146 00:05:56,080 --> 00:05:58,080 KNOCK 'EM DEAD, KID, IT'S FREE, IT'S FREE. O.K.? 147 00:05:58,080 --> 00:05:59,290 FREE, ALL RIGHT, KID? 148 00:05:59,290 --> 00:06:02,540 ALL RIGHT. C'MON, PEEJ. YOU HEARD THE MAN. 149 00:06:02,540 --> 00:06:04,120 WE'RE GONNA KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 150 00:06:04,120 --> 00:06:06,580 [DOORBELL RINGS] 151 00:06:06,580 --> 00:06:10,420 HEY, NEIGHBOR. BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR? 152 00:06:11,380 --> 00:06:12,790 WELL, WHILE I'M HERE, 153 00:06:12,790 --> 00:06:14,790 MIGHT AS WELL BORROW SOME OF THIS, AND, UH-- 154 00:06:14,790 --> 00:06:17,380 OOH, I'LL TAKE THAT AND RECYCLE IT FOR HIM. 155 00:06:17,380 --> 00:06:20,750 THE MAGNIFICENT, THE INCREDIBLE, 156 00:06:20,750 --> 00:06:22,080 THE...UH... 157 00:06:22,080 --> 00:06:23,120 MEGA-COOL. 158 00:06:23,120 --> 00:06:24,170 OH, YEAH. THANKS. 159 00:06:24,170 --> 00:06:27,380 MEGA-COOL, UH, GREAT MAXINI. 160 00:06:27,380 --> 00:06:31,000 TA-DA! HIYA, HIYA, LADIES AND GERMS. 161 00:06:31,000 --> 00:06:33,080 I JUST FLEW IN FROM MAGICLAND, 162 00:06:33,080 --> 00:06:35,380 AND BOY, ARE MY ARMS TIRED. 163 00:06:35,380 --> 00:06:37,380 HEY, ON WITH THE SHOW, 164 00:06:37,380 --> 00:06:40,710 AS MY ASSISTANT PJ THE SPLENDID 165 00:06:40,710 --> 00:06:42,500 DARES ME TO UNTANGLE 166 00:06:42,500 --> 00:06:45,170 THE MYSTERIOUS MAGIC RINGS. 167 00:06:45,170 --> 00:06:50,330 WITH A FLIP AND A FLAP AND AN ABRACADABRA. 168 00:06:52,000 --> 00:06:54,330 KIDS. SHOWS YOU WHAT HAPPENS 169 00:06:54,330 --> 00:06:57,920 WHEN THEY DON'T GET ENOUGH TV. 170 00:06:57,920 --> 00:07:00,250 TA-DA! 171 00:07:00,250 --> 00:07:01,460 HUH? HEY! 172 00:07:01,460 --> 00:07:05,000 WHA--WHA--WHAT? WHAT--HEY! 173 00:07:05,000 --> 00:07:08,000 HEY. FOR MY NEXT ILLUSION, I'LL NEED A VOLUNTEER 174 00:07:08,000 --> 00:07:09,120 FROM OUR VAST AUDIENCE. 175 00:07:09,120 --> 00:07:11,540 ANYONE? HUH, HUH? THANK YOU, SIR. 176 00:07:11,540 --> 00:07:14,920 A SNIPPETY-SNIP OF THE MAGIC SCISSORS, 177 00:07:14,920 --> 00:07:16,920 AND YOUR TIE IS RUINED. 178 00:07:16,920 --> 00:07:19,000 BUT--HA HA--NEVER FEAR. 179 00:07:19,000 --> 00:07:22,790 A WAVE OF THE WAND, AND ABRACADABRA-- 180 00:07:22,790 --> 00:07:23,880 AND-- 181 00:07:23,880 --> 00:07:25,330 OH, GAWRSH. 182 00:07:25,330 --> 00:07:28,500 WHAT DO YA THINK YOU'RE DOIN'? 183 00:07:28,500 --> 00:07:33,080 UH, THE INCREDIBLY MYSTERIOUS APPEARING SCARVES TRICK. 184 00:07:33,080 --> 00:07:37,000 HA HA HA HA! OOH, BABY! HA HA! 185 00:07:37,000 --> 00:07:38,080 WOO HOO. 186 00:07:41,080 --> 00:07:42,830 SO WHAT WE'RE SEEIN' IS 187 00:07:42,830 --> 00:07:45,880 THE ACT NEEDS JUST A LITTLE MORE...PRACTICE? 188 00:07:45,880 --> 00:07:50,830 THAT GOOF COULD PRACTICE TILL HE'S IN THE 47th GRADE, 189 00:07:50,830 --> 00:07:53,170 AND HE STILL WON'T WIN THE TALENT SHOW! 190 00:07:53,170 --> 00:07:56,380 AND YOU. DON'T YOU LET ME CATCH YOU 191 00:07:56,380 --> 00:07:58,750 LETTIN' HIM MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE A GEEK AGAIN! 192 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,710 NOW, WAIT A MINUTE, PETE! 193 00:08:00,710 --> 00:08:02,830 THAT'S MY SON YOU'RE TALKIN' ABOUT! 194 00:08:02,830 --> 00:08:05,710 AND DON'T LET ME CATCH YOU LETTIN' ME BORROW ANYTHING 195 00:08:05,710 --> 00:08:08,460 WHILE I'M CATCHIN' YOU AND LETTIN' YOU BORROW IT FROM ME AGAIN! 196 00:08:08,460 --> 00:08:11,790 UH, MAX, YOU KNOW THEY'RE NICE TRICKS, 197 00:08:11,790 --> 00:08:14,790 BUT MAYBE YOU OUGHTA WAIT TILL NEXT YEAR'S TALENT SHOW. 198 00:08:14,790 --> 00:08:16,040 LIKE THEY ALWAYS SAY, 199 00:08:16,040 --> 00:08:18,830 THE EARLY BIRD ALWAYS, UH... 200 00:08:18,830 --> 00:08:20,670 GETS THE WORM AND... 201 00:08:22,330 --> 00:08:23,620 HOW'S IT GOING, MAX? 202 00:08:23,620 --> 00:08:26,040 AH, IT ISN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE. 203 00:08:26,040 --> 00:08:28,750 FORGET IT, PEEJ. I'M TAKIN' THIS STUFF BACK. 204 00:08:28,750 --> 00:08:30,750 YEAH, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE TALENT SHOW? 205 00:08:30,750 --> 00:08:32,670 NO TALENT, NO SHOW. 206 00:08:32,670 --> 00:08:35,330 FAME AND FORTUNE. YEAH, RIGHT. 207 00:08:35,330 --> 00:08:37,540 I CAN'T EVEN PLAY THE HARMONICA. 208 00:08:40,170 --> 00:08:42,330 MR. GARBONZO! 209 00:08:45,580 --> 00:08:46,830 HELLO! 210 00:08:46,830 --> 00:08:49,000 IT'S THE NOT-SO-GREAT MAXINI. 211 00:08:49,000 --> 00:08:53,380 M-M-MR. GARBONZO, I'M RETURNING YOUR STUFF! 212 00:08:53,380 --> 00:08:57,790 NEVER WANTED TO BE A MAGICIAN ANYWAY. 213 00:08:57,790 --> 00:08:59,080 [CREAK] 214 00:08:59,080 --> 00:09:02,540 Voice: DON'T BE SO SURE, KID. 215 00:09:08,080 --> 00:09:10,880 Voice: SO YOU WANT TO BE A MAGICIAN? 216 00:09:10,880 --> 00:09:13,250 WHO SAID THAT? WHERE ARE YOU? 217 00:09:15,670 --> 00:09:17,710 TA-DA! 218 00:09:17,710 --> 00:09:20,080 CARD TRICKS GOT YOU DOWN? CAN'T PULL A RABBIT OUT OF A HAT? 219 00:09:20,080 --> 00:09:22,250 DO I HAVE THE ANSWER FOR YOU! 220 00:09:22,250 --> 00:09:25,040 Y-Y-YOU'RE TALKING! 221 00:09:25,040 --> 00:09:26,210 BET YOUR BEANIE, BINKY. 222 00:09:26,210 --> 00:09:28,170 BUT YOU'RE JUST A HAT! 223 00:09:28,170 --> 00:09:32,000 JUST A HAT! WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON JUST A GUY WITH BAD TEETH? 224 00:09:32,000 --> 00:09:34,540 WAS TOM EDISON JUST A GUY WHO NEEDED A LIGHT? 225 00:09:34,540 --> 00:09:37,670 KID, KID, I'M YOUR TICKET TO FAME AND FORTUNE. 226 00:09:37,670 --> 00:09:38,620 TRY THIS ON. 227 00:09:38,620 --> 00:09:42,750 PRESENTING THE GREAT MAXINI! 228 00:09:44,420 --> 00:09:45,920 LIKE IT, LIKE IT? YOU DO? GREAT. 229 00:09:45,920 --> 00:09:46,960 GOES WITH THE SHOES HUH? 230 00:09:46,960 --> 00:09:49,380 I GOTTA BE DREAMIN'. 231 00:09:49,380 --> 00:09:51,960 A TALKIN' HAT TELLIN' THE WORLD'S WORST MAGICIAN HE'S GREAT? 232 00:09:51,960 --> 00:09:54,790 SHH! SHH! QUICK! IX-NAY! IX-NAY! 233 00:09:54,790 --> 00:09:57,670 DON'T EVER SAY THAT. YOU'RE GONNA BE GREAT. 234 00:09:57,670 --> 00:10:00,960 YOU ARE GREAT! YOU ALWAYS BEEN GREAT! 235 00:10:00,960 --> 00:10:02,420 COME ON. REALLY? 236 00:10:02,420 --> 00:10:04,170 REALLY? REALLY? REALLY? DID HOUDINI ESCAPE 237 00:10:04,170 --> 00:10:05,620 THE GAPING JAWS OF A RABID CHICKEN, HUH? 238 00:10:05,620 --> 00:10:08,000 I SAW IT, I TELL YA, IT CHANGED MY WHOLE LIFE. 239 00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,170 YOU NEED MAGIC TO GET AHEAD. 240 00:10:09,170 --> 00:10:11,000 I NEED A HEAD TO GET AHEAD. 241 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:12,750 A HAT LIKE ME IS NOTHIN' WITHOUT ONE. 242 00:10:12,750 --> 00:10:14,500 OH, WHAT A TEAM WE'LL MAKE. 243 00:10:14,500 --> 00:10:15,790 GO AHEAD, GO AHEAD, DO A TRICK. 244 00:10:15,790 --> 00:10:18,080 BUT I DON'T KNOW ANY TRICKS. 245 00:10:18,080 --> 00:10:19,420 TRUST ME. HOLD OUT YOUR HANDS. 246 00:10:21,170 --> 00:10:23,710 GOTTA MAKE WITH THE MUMBO-JUMBO, KID. 247 00:10:23,710 --> 00:10:25,170 OH. UH...UH... 248 00:10:25,170 --> 00:10:27,620 ABRACADABRA. 249 00:10:31,000 --> 00:10:33,790 WOW. I DID THAT? 250 00:10:33,790 --> 00:10:35,920 I MIGHTA HELPED A LITTLE, 251 00:10:35,920 --> 00:10:38,170 BUT SURE YOU DID. 252 00:10:38,170 --> 00:10:40,290 SO WHAT DO YOU SAY WE GOT A DEAL? 253 00:10:40,290 --> 00:10:42,670 BUT GARBONZO SAID YOU WEREN'T FOR SALE. 254 00:10:42,670 --> 00:10:44,120 HE SAID YOU WERE NOTHIN' BUT TROUBLE. 255 00:10:44,120 --> 00:10:46,170 HEY, THAT WAS THE GUY WHO TOLD HOUDINI 256 00:10:46,170 --> 00:10:48,290 TO GIVE UP MAGIC AND BECOME A DERMATOLOGIST. 257 00:10:48,290 --> 00:10:52,290 DO NOT WORRY. I'LL SQUARE IT WITH THE GARBONSTER. 258 00:10:52,290 --> 00:10:54,170 AW, C'MON, C'MON, C'MON. 259 00:10:54,170 --> 00:10:57,080 TAKE ME HOME WITH YA, PLEASE! 260 00:10:57,080 --> 00:10:59,710 WITH CHERRIES AND GUMMI DWOPS ON TOP! 261 00:10:59,710 --> 00:11:01,540 I DON'T KNOW. 262 00:11:01,540 --> 00:11:03,000 GO AHEAD, TAKE A CHANCE. 263 00:11:03,000 --> 00:11:05,170 FAME AND FORTUNE, KID. 264 00:11:05,170 --> 00:11:06,540 FAME AND FORTUNE. 265 00:11:06,540 --> 00:11:10,040 THE GREAT MAXINI! 266 00:11:10,040 --> 00:11:11,040 WELL... 267 00:11:11,040 --> 00:11:12,580 MAYBE JUST FOR THE TALENT SHOW. 268 00:11:12,580 --> 00:11:13,620 I GUESS IT'S O.K. 269 00:11:13,620 --> 00:11:15,580 OF COURSE IT'S O.K. 270 00:11:15,580 --> 00:11:18,580 AND NOW, THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR, 271 00:11:18,580 --> 00:11:24,380 THE ONE, THE ONLY, THE GREAT MAXINI! 272 00:11:24,380 --> 00:11:27,120 ABRA...CADABRA! 273 00:11:27,120 --> 00:11:28,670 [ROAR] 274 00:11:34,290 --> 00:11:36,420 [TWEETING] 275 00:11:39,120 --> 00:11:40,330 [RING] 276 00:11:40,330 --> 00:11:44,120 OHH...WHAT A DREAM. 277 00:11:44,120 --> 00:11:45,170 TALKING HATS... 278 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:46,540 WHEW. 279 00:11:46,540 --> 00:11:49,290 NEXT I'LL BE SEEIN' PINK ELEPHANTS. 280 00:11:49,290 --> 00:11:51,710 I PREFER PURPLE MYSELF. 281 00:11:51,710 --> 00:11:52,750 [GASP] 282 00:11:52,750 --> 00:11:54,330 Y-YOU'RE REAL! 283 00:11:54,330 --> 00:11:56,080 REAL AS THE DAY I WAS STITCHED. 284 00:11:56,080 --> 00:11:57,580 AND I AM RESIDING ON THE HEAD 285 00:11:57,580 --> 00:12:00,420 OF THE WORLD'S GREATEST MAGICIAN. 286 00:12:00,420 --> 00:12:04,250 THE WORLD'S GREATEST MAGICIAN. 287 00:12:04,250 --> 00:12:07,210 PJ! WAIT'LL YOU SEE THIS! 288 00:12:07,210 --> 00:12:09,830 HIYA, MAX. WHAT'S ALL THE-- 289 00:12:09,830 --> 00:12:11,250 WHOA! 290 00:12:11,250 --> 00:12:12,620 PJ! 291 00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,670 WHOAAA! 292 00:12:14,830 --> 00:12:17,620 YOU! YOU GOT 10 SECONDS TO GET OUTTA MY DEN, 293 00:12:17,620 --> 00:12:19,620 YA CLOTHES WRECKER. 294 00:12:19,620 --> 00:12:21,120 FIRST, MIND IF I BORROW YOUR TIE. 295 00:12:21,120 --> 00:12:22,250 NOT AGAIN! 296 00:12:22,250 --> 00:12:24,580 MAX, WHAT'RE YA DOIN'? 297 00:12:24,580 --> 00:12:26,460 MAX, NO! 298 00:12:26,460 --> 00:12:27,830 CHECK THIS, PEEJ. 299 00:12:27,830 --> 00:12:31,120 ABRA...CADABRA! 300 00:12:32,330 --> 00:12:35,170 HOW IN HECK DID YA DO THAT? 301 00:12:35,170 --> 00:12:38,000 THAT'S THE MOST INCREDULOUS THING I SEEN 302 00:12:38,000 --> 00:12:41,920 SINCE CYNTHIA SNODGRASS GOT HER SNOOT STUCK IN AN ICE CREAM TRUCK, 303 00:12:41,920 --> 00:12:44,620 AND HAD TO EAT HER WAY OUT OF 36 FLAVORS. 304 00:12:44,620 --> 00:12:46,670 D-D-DID YOU SEE THAT? 305 00:12:46,670 --> 00:12:47,580 YEAH. 306 00:12:47,580 --> 00:12:49,670 HE MUSTA BEEN PRACTICING ALL NIGHT. 307 00:12:49,670 --> 00:12:55,330 I TAKE BACK EVERYTHING I SAID ABOUT THAT DUMB KID. 308 00:12:55,330 --> 00:12:56,500 WHY, HE'S-- 309 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:58,080 THE GREATEST MAGICIAN IN THE WORLD? 310 00:12:58,080 --> 00:13:00,880 YOU HAVEN'T SEEN NOTHIN' YET. 311 00:13:00,880 --> 00:13:02,750 UH, MAX-- 312 00:13:04,880 --> 00:13:06,250 WHOA... 313 00:13:06,250 --> 00:13:08,420 MAX, WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' WITH THAT HAT? 314 00:13:08,420 --> 00:13:11,380 THE GREAT GARBONZO TOLD YOU IT WAS TROUBLE. 315 00:13:11,380 --> 00:13:13,080 GREAT? HAH! HAH! 316 00:13:13,080 --> 00:13:15,750 THE GUY WHO TOLD HOUDINI TO GIVE UP MAGIC AND BECOME A DERMOMETER? 317 00:13:15,750 --> 00:13:17,250 CLOSE ENOUGH. 318 00:13:17,250 --> 00:13:18,420 RELAX, PEEJ. THIS HAT'S MY MAGIC CARPET 319 00:13:18,420 --> 00:13:20,460 TO FAME AND FORTUNE. 320 00:13:20,460 --> 00:13:23,620 IT'S GARBONZO'S, AND HE SAID IT WASN'T FOR SALE. 321 00:13:23,620 --> 00:13:26,210 AND YOU SAID WE'RE RIDIN' THAT CARPET TOGETHER. 322 00:13:26,210 --> 00:13:27,880 WELL, SURE WE ARE. 323 00:13:27,880 --> 00:13:30,500 GO GET YOUR COSTUME AND I'LL TEACH YOU OUR NEW ACT. 324 00:13:30,500 --> 00:13:31,750 NOT IF I CAN HELP IT. 325 00:13:31,750 --> 00:13:33,580 [VACUUM WHIRRING] 326 00:13:33,580 --> 00:13:34,580 WHOA! 327 00:13:34,580 --> 00:13:36,620 HEY, THAT WASN'T PART OF THE ACT. 328 00:13:36,620 --> 00:13:38,330 LET HIM OUT. HE'S MY-- 329 00:13:38,330 --> 00:13:41,460 HEY, PAL-Y, MAYBE AFTER YOU WIN THAT TALENT SHOW, 330 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:44,000 YOU COULD COME TO MY CAR LOT 331 00:13:44,000 --> 00:13:46,380 AND BE OUR PERMANENT PRESTIDIGITATOR IN RESIDENCE. 332 00:13:46,380 --> 00:13:48,500 THINK OF THE CROWDS. 333 00:13:48,500 --> 00:13:51,420 THINK OF THE CARS YOU'D MAKE DISCAPPEAR. 334 00:13:52,540 --> 00:13:54,120 MAX, WE GOTTA TALK-- 335 00:13:54,120 --> 00:13:55,330 LATER, PJ. 336 00:13:55,330 --> 00:13:58,120 ME AND THIS GENIUS HAVE GOT A DEAL TO MAKE. 337 00:13:58,120 --> 00:14:01,170 REAL GREAT ABOUT MAX BEING SO... 338 00:14:01,170 --> 00:14:04,580 SUCCESSFUL ALL OF A SUDDEN, ISN'T IT? 339 00:14:04,580 --> 00:14:06,080 YEAH, SUDDEN. 340 00:14:06,080 --> 00:14:10,460 SO WHAT DO YOU THINK, BLACK OR PURPLE? 341 00:14:10,460 --> 00:14:12,670 KID, YOU'RE GONNA WOW 'EM. 342 00:14:12,670 --> 00:14:16,080 AH, MY GOOD ASSISTANT. HIYA, PEEJ. 343 00:14:16,080 --> 00:14:17,710 HEY, WHERE'S YOUR COSTUME? 344 00:14:17,710 --> 00:14:21,460 MAX, MAN, WE REALLY GOTTA TALK ABOUT THAT HAT. 345 00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:22,620 NO, WE GOTTA TALK. 346 00:14:22,620 --> 00:14:26,790 UH, HANG ON, PJ. I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 347 00:14:26,790 --> 00:14:28,040 KID, KID, KID, YOU ARE TOO GOOD 348 00:14:28,040 --> 00:14:29,580 FOR A TWO-BIT ASSISTANT, 349 00:14:29,580 --> 00:14:32,170 ESPECIALLY ONE WHO WANTS TO STEAL YOUR GLORY. 350 00:14:32,170 --> 00:14:33,210 WHAT? HE'S MY BEST FRIEND? 351 00:14:33,210 --> 00:14:35,330 I HAVE SEEN IT HAPPEN, KID. 352 00:14:35,330 --> 00:14:38,420 SOON AS YOU GET ON STAGE, HE'S GONNA MAKE HIMSELF LOOK LIKE THE STAR, 353 00:14:38,420 --> 00:14:41,000 AND YOU LOOK LIKE A GEEK. 354 00:14:41,000 --> 00:14:42,330 DON'T BELIEVE ME? TRY HIM. 355 00:14:42,330 --> 00:14:44,170 CUT HIS SOME SLACK, JACK. 356 00:14:44,170 --> 00:14:45,830 PJ'S COOL. I'LL PROVE IT. 357 00:14:48,080 --> 00:14:50,080 PEEJ, UM, I WAS THINKIN'-- 358 00:14:50,080 --> 00:14:51,790 LET'S REHEARSE THE FIRST TRICK. 359 00:14:51,790 --> 00:14:55,250 MAX, IF YOU'D JUST LISTEN FOR LIKE, YOU KNOW A SECOND-- 360 00:14:55,250 --> 00:14:58,960 I CALL IT THE FANTASTICAL FLYING FLOWERS. 361 00:14:58,960 --> 00:15:00,540 YOU HAND ME THE VASE, 362 00:15:00,540 --> 00:15:03,460 AND I TURN THE POSIES INTO PARROTS. GOT IT? 363 00:15:03,460 --> 00:15:05,040 MAX... 364 00:15:07,710 --> 00:15:10,380 ABRACADABRA... 365 00:15:11,790 --> 00:15:13,500 WHAT'D I TELL YA? WHAT'D I TELL YA? 366 00:15:13,500 --> 00:15:17,210 YOU WANT THAT TO HAPPEN WHEN YOU'RE ON COAST-TO-COAST TV? 367 00:15:17,210 --> 00:15:21,000 THAT WAS PRETTY GOOD... FOR AN ASSISTANT. 368 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,620 BUT I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING. 369 00:15:22,620 --> 00:15:25,420 WHAT? YOU'VE BEEN PRACTICING BEHIND MY BACK, 370 00:15:25,420 --> 00:15:26,420 STEALING MY TRICKS. 371 00:15:26,420 --> 00:15:28,330 WHAT TRICKS? 372 00:15:28,330 --> 00:15:30,000 OH, MAX, YOU CAN'T SHUFFLE TWO CARDS TOGETHER 373 00:15:30,000 --> 00:15:31,920 WITHOUT BLOWING IT. 374 00:15:31,920 --> 00:15:35,420 IT'S THAT HAT, MAN, YOU GOTTA DUMP IT LIKE A BAD HABIT. 375 00:15:35,420 --> 00:15:38,040 AND BLOW THE TALENT SHOW? 376 00:15:38,040 --> 00:15:40,880 I'D RATHER DUMP YOU! 377 00:15:46,000 --> 00:15:49,420 HEY, PJ, C'MON BACK. 378 00:15:49,420 --> 00:15:55,210 HA HA. FROM NOW ON, IT'S JUST ME AND YOU, KID. 379 00:15:55,210 --> 00:15:57,250 ME AND YOU. 380 00:16:05,080 --> 00:16:06,540 AH, FULL HOUSE, KID. 381 00:16:06,540 --> 00:16:09,420 MORE PEOPLE THAN THE NIGHT THE GREAT DOUG LEMMING 382 00:16:09,420 --> 00:16:11,460 JUMPED OFF A CLIFF INTO A BUCKET OF PORK RINDS. 383 00:16:11,460 --> 00:16:13,750 YEAH. EVERYBODY HERE, EXCEPT PJ. 384 00:16:13,750 --> 00:16:16,250 FORGET HIM. AFTER TONIGHT, 385 00:16:16,250 --> 00:16:19,290 YOU'RE GONNA BE THE MOST FAMOUS KID ON THE PLANET. 386 00:16:19,290 --> 00:16:21,290 OH, JUST THINK, FAMILY, 387 00:16:21,290 --> 00:16:23,120 MY SON, OUR RELATIVE, 388 00:16:23,120 --> 00:16:28,250 IS ASSISTANT TO THE GREAT MAXINI HIMSELF. 389 00:16:28,250 --> 00:16:29,790 BUT DAD, DIDN'T YOU HEAR? 390 00:16:29,790 --> 00:16:31,290 PJ QUIT THE SHOW. 391 00:16:31,290 --> 00:16:33,500 QUIT? AND THROW AWAY THE BEST MEAL TICKET 392 00:16:33,500 --> 00:16:35,210 SINCE ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT NIGHT 393 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:37,380 AT THE BIG BRONCO BILLY'S BARBECUE BISTRO? 394 00:16:37,380 --> 00:16:39,580 WHERE IS HE ANYHOW? 395 00:16:40,460 --> 00:16:41,920 UH-UH. 396 00:16:41,920 --> 00:16:44,920 NO WAY I'M GONNA HELP MAX OUTTA THIS ONE. 397 00:16:44,920 --> 00:16:47,920 STILL, I'VE GOT A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS. 398 00:16:47,920 --> 00:16:49,420 [APPLAUSE] 399 00:16:49,420 --> 00:16:54,670 WELCOME TO THE SPOONERVILLE TALENT EXTRAVAGANZA. 400 00:16:54,670 --> 00:16:58,080 SO, UM, WELL, LET'S STICK OUR HANDS TOGETHER, SHALL WE, 401 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,040 AND PULL THEM APART, 402 00:17:00,040 --> 00:17:02,460 THEN DO IT REALLY FAST 403 00:17:02,460 --> 00:17:04,880 AS WE GIVE A BIG SPOONERVILLE WELCOME 404 00:17:04,880 --> 00:17:09,380 TO OUR FIRST ACT, TAD AND TOMMY TIPPLESMITH, 405 00:17:09,380 --> 00:17:11,830 THE TAP-DANCING TWINS! 406 00:17:11,830 --> 00:17:15,210 TAD AND TOMMY-- I LOVE THESE TWO. 407 00:17:15,210 --> 00:17:17,670 [MUSIC PLAYS] 408 00:17:21,120 --> 00:17:24,080 AH...OH, NO! 409 00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:30,210 OKAY, MAXIE. ALL SET TO BE YOUR ASSISTANT. 410 00:17:30,210 --> 00:17:34,040 BUT ARE YOU REALLY SURE YOU DON'T WANT PJ TO DO IT? 411 00:17:34,040 --> 00:17:36,040 YEAH, DAD, I'M SURE. 412 00:17:36,040 --> 00:17:38,540 YOU KNOW, I'D HATE TO SEE YOU LOSE YOUR BEST FRIEND 413 00:17:38,540 --> 00:17:40,460 OVER JUST A SILLY OLD HAT. 414 00:17:40,460 --> 00:17:44,540 AND NOW, SOON TO APPEAR AT PETE'S USED CARS, 415 00:17:44,540 --> 00:17:47,540 IT'S TIME TO WELCOME THE-- LET'S SEE-- 416 00:17:47,540 --> 00:17:50,460 AH, THE WORLD'S GREATEST MAGICIAN, 417 00:17:50,460 --> 00:17:53,460 THE GREAT MAXINI! 418 00:17:53,460 --> 00:17:55,120 THAT'S US! HYUCK! 419 00:17:55,120 --> 00:17:56,210 BREAK AN ANKLE. 420 00:17:56,210 --> 00:17:58,330 HOLY KING TUT! 421 00:17:58,330 --> 00:18:01,120 WHAT'D YOU BRING THAT OLD FOSSIL INTO THE ACT FOR? 422 00:18:01,120 --> 00:18:03,330 FOSSIL? THAT'S MY DAD. 423 00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,580 I HAVE SEEN HAT STANDS WITH MORE PERSONALITY. 424 00:18:05,580 --> 00:18:07,170 YOU WANT TO DRAG THAT DOOFUS AROUND 425 00:18:07,170 --> 00:18:09,920 WHILE WE'RE PLAYIN' AT THE PALLADIUM, HUH? 426 00:18:09,920 --> 00:18:11,330 DUMP HIM. 427 00:18:11,330 --> 00:18:12,920 YOU CAN'T GIVE ORDERS. 428 00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:15,960 IF HE DOESN'T GO ON, I DON'T GO ON. 429 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,960 ANYTHING YOU SAY. 430 00:18:17,960 --> 00:18:20,170 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, 431 00:18:20,170 --> 00:18:22,120 DO NOT ADJUST YOUR EYES. 432 00:18:22,120 --> 00:18:24,960 THE GREAT MAXINI IS IN CONTROL 433 00:18:24,960 --> 00:18:27,120 OF ALL YOU SEE AND HEAR. 434 00:18:27,120 --> 00:18:31,880 WHATTA KID-- A MAGICIAN AND A VENTRILOQUISTMAS. 435 00:18:31,880 --> 00:18:34,500 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN'? THIS IS MY SHOW! 436 00:18:34,500 --> 00:18:35,540 NEWS FLASH, KID. 437 00:18:35,540 --> 00:18:37,420 I SAID I NEEDED YOUR HEAD. 438 00:18:37,420 --> 00:18:39,960 I DIDN'T SAY NOTHIN' ABOUT NEEDIN' YOU. 439 00:18:39,960 --> 00:18:42,420 GET OFF OF ME, YOU-- 440 00:18:42,420 --> 00:18:44,880 NEED A HAND, KID? 441 00:18:48,670 --> 00:18:50,750 HEY, MAXIE, 442 00:18:50,750 --> 00:18:54,420 I DON'T REMEMBER YOU MENTIONING THAT IN THE ACT. 443 00:18:54,420 --> 00:18:55,540 WHOA... 444 00:18:55,540 --> 00:18:57,880 HEY, WHAT'S GOING ON? 445 00:19:02,540 --> 00:19:05,000 MAX! 446 00:19:10,710 --> 00:19:12,540 KNOCK IT OFF, YOU! 447 00:19:12,540 --> 00:19:15,750 OFF THE STAGE, TURKEY! 448 00:19:15,750 --> 00:19:17,880 COOL! 449 00:19:17,880 --> 00:19:19,120 HEY, MAX! NOW TURN DAD 450 00:19:19,120 --> 00:19:21,120 INTO CRANBERRY SAUCE AND STUFFIN'! 451 00:19:21,120 --> 00:19:25,170 NOBODY'S GONNA MAKE A TURKEY OUTTA MY KID, SEE? 452 00:19:25,170 --> 00:19:27,380 CHANGE HIM BACK, YA BABOON! 453 00:19:27,380 --> 00:19:30,830 SOMEBODY SAY BABOON? 454 00:19:33,290 --> 00:19:35,080 WAY TO GO, MAX! 455 00:19:35,080 --> 00:19:41,000 MAX, WHAT THE HECK DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING UP THERE--WHOA! 456 00:19:43,750 --> 00:19:45,080 OH, DEAR... 457 00:19:45,080 --> 00:19:46,580 OH, DEARY DEAR! 458 00:19:50,380 --> 00:19:51,920 OH, MAX! 459 00:19:51,920 --> 00:19:53,830 THIS HERE'S AN AMAZING TRICK, SON, 460 00:19:53,830 --> 00:19:56,500 BUT I THINK YOU BETTER LET ME LOOSE! 461 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:58,920 DAD, I CAN'T STOP IT! 462 00:20:02,880 --> 00:20:05,250 MR. GARBONZO! HE-E-ELP! 463 00:20:05,250 --> 00:20:06,500 WHAT? 464 00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:09,210 I'M GETTIN' TOO OLD FOR THIS. 465 00:20:10,750 --> 00:20:13,080 HUH? WHO...WHAT... 466 00:20:13,080 --> 00:20:15,420 RELAX, KID. THANKSGIVING'S NOT FOR THREE MONTHS.. 467 00:20:15,420 --> 00:20:19,170 MR. GARBONZO, YOU GOTTA STOP THE HAT! 468 00:20:19,170 --> 00:20:20,500 AH, SORRY, PAL. 469 00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,540 YOUR FRIEND'S THE ONLY ONE WHO CAN DO THAT. 470 00:20:24,210 --> 00:20:26,040 QUICK! HOW? 471 00:20:26,040 --> 00:20:28,710 AS LONG AS HE THINKS HE'S THE GREATEST MAGICIAN IN THE WORLD, 472 00:20:28,710 --> 00:20:32,170 HIS GOT A SWELLED HEAD AND THE HAT WON'T COME OFF. 473 00:20:32,170 --> 00:20:34,420 SO THAT'S WHY YOU SAID YOU WERE-- 474 00:20:34,420 --> 00:20:36,460 HEY, MAX! TELL 'EM YOU STINK, MAN! 475 00:20:36,460 --> 00:20:38,000 TELL 'EM YOU'RE BAD. TELL 'EM-- 476 00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:42,290 I'M THE WORLD'S WORST MAGICIAN! 477 00:20:42,290 --> 00:20:44,620 NO-O-O! 478 00:20:44,620 --> 00:20:46,250 OH! 479 00:20:46,250 --> 00:20:48,710 WHOA-OA-OA! 480 00:20:49,420 --> 00:20:51,040 HUH? 481 00:20:51,040 --> 00:20:54,330 RATS. JUST AS I WAS GONNA TELL CYNTHIA SNODGRASS 482 00:20:54,330 --> 00:20:56,290 MY DAD'S KING KONG. 483 00:20:56,290 --> 00:20:58,710 DON'T SAY THAT, KID. YOU'RE GREAT. 484 00:20:58,710 --> 00:20:59,960 I'M NOT! 485 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:01,080 YOU ARE! YOU ARE! YOU'RE COLOSSAL! 486 00:21:01,080 --> 00:21:02,960 YOU'RE TERRIFIC. STUPENDOUS! 487 00:21:02,960 --> 00:21:05,250 NOT! NOT! NOT! 488 00:21:05,250 --> 00:21:07,080 HAT'S ALL, FOLKS. 489 00:21:07,080 --> 00:21:09,080 HA HA HA... 490 00:21:09,080 --> 00:21:11,170 OH, THANKS, MR. GARBONZO. 491 00:21:11,170 --> 00:21:13,040 WELL, LADIES AND GERMS, 492 00:21:13,040 --> 00:21:15,120 THAT CONCLUDES OUR SHOW. 493 00:21:15,120 --> 00:21:17,000 BUT YOU CAN SEE THE GREAT MAXI-- 494 00:21:17,000 --> 00:21:20,540 UH, THE GREAT, PLAIN-OLD MAXINI 495 00:21:20,540 --> 00:21:22,080 TOMORROW AT PETE'S USED CARS. 496 00:21:22,080 --> 00:21:23,960 FORGET IT! DEAL'S OFF! 497 00:21:23,960 --> 00:21:30,080 THAT GOOF WAS NOTHIN' BUT A WASTE OF SPACE... 498 00:21:33,460 --> 00:21:35,210 AH, WHO AM I TRYIN' TO KID? 499 00:21:35,210 --> 00:21:38,460 I'M NO MAGICIAN. I'M NOBODY. 500 00:21:38,460 --> 00:21:40,120 THAT'S NOT TRUE, MAXIE. 501 00:21:40,120 --> 00:21:42,920 YOU'RE THE BEST SON A DAD COULD HAVE. 502 00:21:42,920 --> 00:21:45,000 AND YOU'RE PJ's BEST FRIEND, TOO.. 503 00:21:45,000 --> 00:21:46,920 BEST BUDDIES FOREVER, RIGHT? 504 00:21:46,920 --> 00:21:49,920 AH, MAGIC WASN'T FOR ME, ANYWAY. 505 00:21:49,920 --> 00:21:51,250 ME, NEITHER, MAN. 506 00:21:51,250 --> 00:21:54,000 HECK, ONLY THING I CAN MAKE DISAPPEAR IS PIZZAS. 507 00:21:54,000 --> 00:21:55,880 BUT YOU KNOW, 508 00:21:55,880 --> 00:21:59,580 THERE IS A WHOLE YEAR 'TIL THE NEXT TALENT SHOW. 509 00:21:59,580 --> 00:22:01,880 BY THEN, WE COULD HAVE THE MOST STUPENDOUS ACT IN THE UNIVERSE. 510 00:22:01,880 --> 00:22:03,120 MAX-- 511 00:22:03,120 --> 00:22:05,880 WHAT IF WE GOT A GIGANTIC HOT-AIR BALLOON? 512 00:22:05,880 --> 00:22:07,710 MAX! 513 00:22:07,710 --> 00:22:09,920 YEAH, YEAH, WE'LL TAKE OF FROM THE TOP OF THE GYM 514 00:22:09,920 --> 00:22:12,710 AND WE'LL BUNGEE JUMP INTO YOUR DAD'S SWIMMING POOL! 515 00:22:12,710 --> 00:22:14,880 FULL OF--FULL OF CHOCOLATE TAPIOCA. 516 00:22:14,880 --> 00:22:16,750 AW, PEEJ, IT'LL BE GREAT. 517 00:22:16,750 --> 00:22:18,960 YOU AND ME, TOGETHER. 518 00:22:18,960 --> 00:22:20,750 MAX!