♪♪
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
YES!
♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪
♪ YEAH ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
IN THE BEGINNING
THERE WAS PETE'S USED CARS AND RVs,
A MODEST LITTLE AUTOMOTIVE WONDERLAND
DAZZLING DOWNTOWN SPOONERVILLE,
BUT NOW MY GENIUS IS ABOUT TO TRANSFORM IT
INTO A CAR LOT...
GO HOME NOW, MOMMY?
SHH, DEAR, NOT WHILE DADDY'S INFLATING HIS EGO.
...SO MUCH DOUGH, THE U.S. TREASURY WILL PHONE FOR A LOAN.
PRESENTING PETE'S MEGA-EMPORIUM USED CAR PLEX.
- YAY. - YEAH, SWELL. - COOL.
KNEW YOU'D LOVE IT. GONNA BE TWICE THE SIZE OF THE OLD LOT.
I BOUGHT THE MINIATURE GOLF COURSE NEXT DOOR.
MINI GOLF!
YOU BOUGHT THE MINIATURE GOONY GOLF?
OH, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY, DADDY.
MY BOULDER BELLY BOUGHT GOONY GOLF?
[GOOFY] GOOD GOIN', PETEY.
[MAX] WAY TO GO, MR. PETE. FINALLY, A SMART PURCHASE.
[PISTOL] LET US IN FREE, PRETTY PLEASE?
MY DAD OWNS THE COOLEST PLACE IN SPOONERVILLE.
NOW, JUST HOLD IT!
I DIDN'T BUY THIS PLACE TO KEEP IT OPEN.
MY EXPANDED CAR LOT'S GOIN' HERE.
IT'S NIGHT AFTER TOMORROW,
GOONY GOLF'S GONNA BE BITING THE BULLDOZER.
TEAR IT DOWN?
IT'S A SLICE OF HISTORY.
HALF THE TOWN GREW UP HERE.
OH, COME ON. IT'S A USELESS OLD DUMP.
WHERE I SPENT THE MOST PRECIOUS MOMENTS OF MY CHILDHOOD.
HERE'S WHERE JOHNNY LUMBAGO GAVE ME THE RING
FROM HIS CEREAL BOX AND ASKED ME TO GO STEADY.
JOHNNY LUMBAGO?
CHEESE ROLL, PLEASE, MY STATUE'S GOING THERE.
AND HERE'S WHERE MAX GOT HIS FIRST JOB AT AGE SIX.
BOBBING IN THE MOAT FOR GOLF BALLS.
FUTURE HOME OF MY SPORTS CAR FOUNTAIN.
FOLKS WILL THROW IN COINS AND WISH FOR A TURBO CHARGER.
I'M GONNA BE FAMOUS.
ONION BREATH, HERE'S THE KIND OF FAME THAT COUNTS.
THAT'S ME BEING CROWNED MISS GOONY GOLF
FOR WINNING THE ALL-GRADE GOLF-OFF.
THAT'S ME WHEN I WON
THE PUTTING AND SAND CASTLE BUILDING TOURNAMENT.
REMEMBER WHEN I GOT THAT NOSE IN ONE?
DAD, YOU GOTTA KEEP IT OPEN.
I MEAN, EVERYBODY HAS A BLAST HERE.
COME ON, DIDN'T YOU EVER PLAY HERE AS A KID?
ONCE. GOT SO MANY HOLES IN ONE
THAT THE GREAT PALMER ARNOLD HID HIS HEAD IN A SAND TRAP.
I HUNG UP MY CLUBS IN BOREDOM.
MINIATURE GOLF IS FOR MINIATURE MINDS.
GAWRSH, PETEY, THEN MAYBE YOU CAN GIVE ME A FEW POINTERS.
FORE!
OR IS IT FIVE?
NOW, PEG, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BOTTOM LINE.
THIS PLACE COULDN'T MAKE ENOUGH MONEY
TO PAY THE KIDS' ALLOWANCE,
LET ALONE THEIR COLLEGE TUITION.
SO, FOR THE GOOD OF FAMILY'S FUTURE,
THE BULLDOZER ROLLS.
[SLAMS DOOR]
GAWRSH, GOONY GOLF'S A GONER.
NOT IF WE CAN TURN IT INTO A GOLD MINE.
BOTTOM LINE, HUH?
FAMOUS, HUH?
BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE, THIS PLACE WILL GIVE HIM
THE BANK ACCOUNT OF ROCKEFELLER
AND THE FAME OF ELVIS.
[SQUAWKS]
WHOA!
YEP. WHEN PETE SEES THIS PLACE, HE'S GONNA FLIP.
WHAT?
JUST WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING WITH MY PROPERTY?
BUMPING YOUR BOTTOM LINE UP THE LADDER OF SUCCESS.
PRESENTING PETE'S GOONY GOLF.
TA-DA!
WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO, MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A GEEK?
UH, JUST SHOWING YOU HOW THIS PLACE CAN MAKE MONEY.
THIS PLACE MAKE MONEY?
AT 25 CENTS A CUSTOMER,
IT WON'T MAKE ENOUGH TO GIVE A PIGGY BANK INDIGESTION.
[LAUGHING]
GIVE US ONE DAY AND IT'LL MAKE ENOUGH MONEY
TO GIVE YOU INDIGESTION WHEN YOU HAVE TO EAT YOUR WORDS.
FINE. DON'T LISTEN TO ME.
WANNA LEARN THE HARD WAY? GO AHEAD
KNOCK YOURSELVES OUT.
INDIGESTION.
FATHEAD.
[GOOFY] TODAY'S 200th CUSTOMER STEVIE SCHLUMPKOPFFER
WINS ALL THE SODA HE CAN DRINK
AND A TICKET TO THE HEAD OF THE REST ROOM LINE.
THAT'S 960 COMPLETIONS...
FOR A TOTAL OF 1,500 YARDS.
THAT'S 1,000 QUARTERS.
THIS HOUR ONLY,
OUR GOONY GOLF PRO IS GIVING FREE BEGINNERS' LESSONS
AT THE BUNNY GREEN.
AND THIS HERE'S MY INSIDE-OUT SHOT.
OOH, $500!
CONGRATULATIONS, GANG.
GOONY GOLF IS SAVED.
PETE WON'T FLATTEN THE GOOSE THAT LAID THIS GOLDEN EGG.
NOW, ABOUT THIS GOLF COURSE...
TOLD YOU THIS PLACE WAS PENNY ANTE.
BUT WE MADE YOU $500.
DOESN'T THAT CONVINCE YOU TO KEEP IT OPEN?
HA! MY EXPANDED CAR LOT WILL MAKE 10 TIMES THAT MUCH.
THE DEADLINE STILL STANDS.
TOMORROW NIGHT THIS PLACE IS TOAST.
GOOD MORNING, ORANGE PEEL.
GREAT NEWS. NOW THAT I'M GONNA BE A USED CAR MOGUL,
WE CAN TAKE THAT EXTRA VACATION.
FOUND THIS GREAT TIME SHARE IGLOO.
CHECK THE BROCHURE.
IF YOU'RE INTERESTED, I'LL SEND UP THREE ICE BAGS' DEPOSIT.
ICE BAG.
I GUESS YOU'RE NOT.
SAY, PJ, PASS THE JAM TO YOUR DEAR OLD DAD, HMM?
YOU'RE WELCOME. DON'T MENTION IT.
YEAH, WELL, UH...
NOW, I KNOW YOU'RE ALL UPSET ABOUT GOONY GOLF,
BUT I AIN'T WRECKING YOUR FUN, I'M SAVING YOUR HEALTH.
OH, PLEASE.
I HAVE IT ON THE BEST PSEUDOSCIENTIFICARIZED RESEARCHERIZED AUTHORITY
GOLF BALLS GIVE OFF RADIOACTIVE PLASTICONIUM
'CAUSE PROLONGED EXPOSURE CAUSES HOLES IN ONE IN THE HEAD,
NOT TO MENTION HOLES IN THE MORTGAGE AND THE GROCERY BILLS.
THAT PLACE WILL NEVER EARN ENOUGH MONEY TO KEEP--
[PEG] FINE! WE'LL EARN IT!
WE'LL MAKE ENOUGH MONEY TO BUY GOONY GOLF FROM YOU.
- [PJ] ALL RIGHT, MOM! - [MAX] WAY TO GO, MRS. PETE.
[PETE] WHY, THOSE LITTLE DELINQUENTS.
STINKING TOW TRUCKS COST 20 BUCKS.
THREE HOURS LATE FOR WORK--
IT'S ALMOST LUNCH TIME, AND ALREADY I'M STARVING.
- NOW WHAT? - [PEG] SAVE GOONY GOLF.
BUY A PLATE OF PEG'S RIGATONI WITH ANCHOVY SAUCE,
AND EARN THE GRATITUDE
OF GOONY GOLFERS EVERYWHERE.
RIGATONI AND ANCHOVY SAUCE?
SHE KNOWS THAT'S MY FAVORITE.
BET SHE MADE ME SOME FOR LUNCH.
AAH!
GET OUTTA MY WAY, YOU--
THAT'S MY LUNCH YOU'RE EATING.
HUSBANDS FIRST.
OH, SORRY, FISH FLAKE, ALL SOLD OUT.
THIS IS INSUBORDINATION, HUSBAND STARVATION, ILLEGAL NEGLECT!
[GOOFY] STEP RIGHT UP, FOLKS.
FIRST ON THE AUCTION BLOCK'S
THIS GENUINE-Y 100% POLYESTER HALLOWEENY COSTUME--
WITH CLASHING TIGHTS--
YOURS FOR THE HIGHEST BID TO HELP SAVE GOONY GOLF.
DO I HEAR 2 BUCKS?
KIDDIN' ME? TO SAVE GOONY GOLF,
200!
THAT'S MINE.
SORRY. YOU GAVE IT TO ME WHEN YOU CLEANED YOUR GARAGE.
WELL, I WANT IT BACK.
SURE, PETEY, IF YOUR BID'S THE HIGHEST.
DID I HEAR 200 BUCKS?
200.
OH, YEAH? 250.
300.
- 500. - 750.
1,000!
SOLD FOR 1,000 BUCKS TO THE GUY WHO WANTS TO BULLDOZE GOONY GOLF.
- [MAN 1] OH, THERE HE IS. - [MAN 2] THAT'S HIM OVER THERE.
NOW, NOW, WAIT A MINUTE.
[CROWD BOOING]
[PISTOL] MUD PIES!
WHAT IN THE NAME OF FACTORY WARRANTIES--
MUD PIES! GET YOUR MUD PIES! A BUCK EACH.
ALL PROCEEDS GO TO BENEFIT GOONY GOLF.
OH, CHAINSAW, DON'T YOU WANNA FETCH PAPA'S PAPER?
THAT'S A GOOD DOGGIE.
[GRRR]
YOU WANT ME TO PAY?
NOT IF YOU KNOW WHICH SIDE YOUR KIBBLE'S BUTTERED ON.
[GRRR]
YOU LOUSY FURBALL!
DON'T COME RUNNING TO ME NEXT TIME
YOUR STUPID LICENSE EXPIRES.
NO THANKS TO YOU AND THAT LOUSY...GOLF COURSE?
OH, NO.
"HEROIC EFFORTS TO SAVE GOONY GOLF
"HAVE CAPTURED THE HEARTS OF SPOONERVILLE
AND RAISED A TOTAL OF..."
$50,000! JUST WHAT YOU SAID
YOUR EXPANDED CAR LOT WOULD MAKE.
SO, IF YOU'LL SIGN THE SALES PAPERS.
I'LL TAKE THAT WORTHLESS OLD PIECE OF PROPERTY OFF YOUR HANDS AND--
DIMPLE GUMS, I HATE TO GET PERSONAL DURING A BUSINESS DEAL,
BUT WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR PANTS?
[WHIMPERING]
GRRR!
ARGH! THAT DOES IT!
SMEARING MY GOOD NAME IN THE PAPERS, EH?
BRIBING ME TO ABANDON MY PRINCIPLES, EH?
WELL, I'M NOT SELLING AT ANY PRICE!
[ALL] WHAT?!
THE BULLDOZER ROLLS TONIGHT!
[DOORBELL RINGS]
- WHAT DO YOU WANT? - SORRY, PETE.
I'M REFUNDING YOUR MONEY FOR RENTING MY BULLDOZER.
MET MY WIFE AT GOONY GOLF WHEN WE WERE BOTH SIX,
AND, WELL, I-- I JUST CAN'T BEAR TO PLOW IT UNDER.
GEE, THAT'S REAL ROMANTIC,
BUT IF YOU WON'T, I WILL!
I'M BUYING THAT GOLF COURSE CRUNCHER.
GAWRSH. NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
♪ AND ALL THE KING'S HORSES AND ALL THE KING'S MEN ♪
♪ WON'T PUT GOONY GOLF TOGETHER AGAIN ♪
OH, YEAH?
OVER MY CATERPILLAR-TRACKED BODY.
[ALL CHANTING] SAVE GOONY GOLF! SAVE GOONY GOLF!
I'M A PATIENT MAN.
SO I'M GIVING YOU FIVE SECONDS TO SCRAM.
AND IF I DON'T, YOU'RE GONNA MOW ME DOWN?
OH, I CAN SEE THE HEADLINES NOW.
"HONEST PETE PLOWS WIFE UNDER FOR PROFIT."
OH, THAT SHOULD DO WONDERS FOR CAR SALES.
FACE IT, DEAR,
I'VE GOT PUBLIC OPINION ON MY SIDE.
[SIREN]
AND I'VE GOT THE LAW ON MINE.
OH, YOU DIDN'T CALL THE COPS.
GET THAT TRESPASSER OFF MY PROPERTY!
SORRY, MA'AM.
BEING A LOUSE IS WITHIN HIS LEGAL RIGHTS.
AW, MAN.
SORRY, GANG. WE TRIED.
LOOK, GET THE PICTURES.
AT LEAST WE CAN SAVE THE WALL OF FAME.
[SIGHS] GOT MY MUG ON THAT WALL.
WON THE FUTURE POLICEMAN'S TOURNAMENT WHEN I WAS TEN.
YOU DON'T SAY. COME ON!
WHOA!
WHOOPS!
WOW, EASY, MR. G.
HUH? WELL, IF THIS DON'T JUMP-START
A GEARBOX FULL OF RUSTY MEMORIES.
PSST! LOOK HERE.
THAT'S PETE.
BUT HE TOLD US HE WAS A GOLFING ACE.
KLUTZ IS MORE LIKE IT.
I PLUMB FORGOT PETEY COULDN'T HIT A BALL
IF IT WAS GLUED TO HIS CLUB.
THE VERY FIRST TIME HE PLAYED,
THE WHOLE THIRD GRADE CLASS HOOTED HIM OFF THE COURSE.
HE NEVER CAME BACK AGAIN.
COME ON, QUIT STALLING.
WELL, YOU HEARD THE MAN.
GOOFY, WHY DON'T YOU TEE OFF ONE LAST TIME
FOR AULD LANG SYNE.
AND KIDS, STEP OUT OF THE WAY
SO DADDY CAN DEMOLISH THIS WORTHLESS BLIGHT ON OUR BANK ACCOUNT.
[ALL] HUH?
DARLING, YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT.
LET THE BULLDOZER ROLL.
HUH? UH...YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT.
I WAS RIGHT.
YES, A STOCK PORTFOLIO IN THE HAND
IS WORTH 200 HOLES IN ONE.
GLAD YOU AGREE.
YOU'RE JUST ACTING WITH YOUR FAMILY'S
HIGH YIELD INTEREST AT HEART.
ABSOTIVELY.
OF COURSE, THAT'S NOT WHAT YOUR THIRD-GRADE CLASS WOULD SAY.
WHO TOLD YOU THAT? WHAT ARE THEY SAYIN?
I THOUGHT THEY ALL GREW UP AND MOVED OUT BY NOW.
IF NOT, THEY SHOULD HAVE.
STICKIN' AROUND, HUH? TALKING BEHIND MY BACK, HUH?
WELL, I DON'T CARE WHAT ARE THEY SAYING?
WHAT ARE THEY SAYIN'?
OH, THAT YOU'RE TEARING THIS PLACE DOWN
'CAUSE YOU COULDN'T PUTT YOUR WAY OUT OF A PAPER BAG.
WHAT? THAT'S A LIE.
NOT ONLY THAT, IT'S A FALSE LIE.
IT'S A HUSERFALSE. ABSOLUTE FIBISH.
NOW, PEACH PIT, I BELIEVE YOU, YOUR KIDS BELIEVE YOU,
BUT THOSE THIRD-GRADERS...
OF COURSE, YOU COULD SHUT 'EM UP FOREVER
BY BEATING THE COURSE PRO
FOR THE GOONY GOLF GRAND CHAMPION TROPHY,
BUT ARE YOU THAT GOOD?
WELL, I'LL JUST HAVE TO TELL THE PRO TO FORGET IT, AND--
A PRO GOLFER? HE'S HERE?
RIGHT OVER THERE.
FORE!
WHOA!
- GOOFY? - THAT'S HIM.
- THE COURSE PRO? - NONE BETTER.
- I BEAT HIM, I WIN THE TROPHY. - YOU GOT IT.
GOOF LIPS, OLD COMPADRE.
SAY, HOW'S ABOUT PLAYING ONE LAST TOURNAMENT
FOR OLD TIMES' SAKE?
THREE HOLES, WINNER TAKE ALL.
AH-HYUCK! LOVE TO, PETEY BOY.
MOM, HAVE YOU FLIPPED YOUR FIVE IRON?
WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
SAVING GOONY GOLF BY TURNING
AN UNCOORDINATED LUMP OF DOUGH
INTO THE TOAST OF THE PGA.
MAX, YOU STILL GOT THAT TRICK BALL
YOU GAVE YOUR DAD LAST YEAR?
YEAH.
GOOD.
OH, ALLOW ME, DEAR.
A GOLFER YOUR STATURE SHOULDN'T STOOP TO POSITION HIS OWN BALL.
NOW, YOU REALIZE I MIGHT BE A LITTLE BIT RUSTY.
IT'S BEEN DECADES SINCE I HUNG UP MY CLUBS.
AND AWAY WE--
OUCH!
MY LUMBAGO MUST BE ACTING UP,
OR IS IT MY OLD BOY SCOUT BLISTERS?
AHEM.
BUT BEING THE TROOPER I AM,
NEITHER A FRACTURED TASTE BUD
NOR A DISLOCATED HANGNAIL
WILL KEEP ME OUT OF THIS GAME.
PETEY, WHAT A SHOT. AH-HYUCK!
LOOK AT THAT BALL BOOGIE. AH-HYUCK!
[PJ] RAD!
[PEG] AWESOME!
[PISTOL] SUPERCALAFROCIOUS!
[ALL] HOLE IN ONE!
HEH, HEH. YEAH, WELL, I KNEW I HADN'T LOST MY TOUCH.
YOUR TURN, GOOFY.
AND UH-1,
AND UH-2,
AND UH-FORE!
[HUMMING THIS IS THE WAY WE WASH OUR CLOTHES]
TA-DA!
INTERESTING.
NOW, I DON'T WANNA SPOIL YOUR FUN, CARUSO,
BUT THE POINT OF THIS PARTICULAR GAME
IS TO GET MR. BALL INTO MR. HOLE.
I DID--THE HOLE IN MY POCKET.
GOOF, GOLF ISN'T ABOUT HAVING FUN,
IT'S ABOUT WINNING.
YOU GOTTA SHOW THE BALL WHO'S BOSS.
WATCH THIS.
GAWRSH. HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE TO HIT THE BALL,
JUST THREATEN IT.
LIZARD LIPS, I'M IMPRESSED.
[CHEERING]
WELL, I GUESS I GOT ANOTHER HOLE IN ONE.
HARD ACT TO FOLLOW THERE, GOOFER,
BUT TELL YOU WHAT,
I'LL LET YOU USE MY BALL FOR LUCK.
YOU DON'T WANNA DO THAT.
A GOLF BALL'S A VERY PERSONAL THING, MR. PETE.
PETE, THAT'S BAD LUCK.
NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?
GOOF, AS PER USUAL, YOU'RE DOING IT ALL WRONG.
YOU GOTTA HAVE A FEEL FOR THE GAME.
NOW ME, I GOT SO MUCH FEEL,
I CAN HIT THE BALL BLINDFOLDED.
SEE, GOOF, NOTHING TO IT.
[GASPING]
[PETE] MUSTA PUT SOME SPIN ON THAT PUPPY.
GAWRSH, PETEY, WHEN YOU HIT THEM,
THEY STAY HIT.
AH-HYUCK! THE WINNER!
I WON?
I WON!
ALL RIGHT, DAD!
YAY!
WAY TO GO!
THE GOONY GOLF GRAND CHAMPION TROPHY IS YOURS,
A NEW COURSE RECORD, TOO--
THREE HOLES IN ONE.
WELL, THIS CERTAINLY DESERVES A PLACE OF HONOR
ON THE WALL OF FAME.
OH, I FORGOT.
ISN'T GONNA BE A WALL OF FAME, HUH?
NO, HONEY, I'M AFRAID NOT.
COME ON, KIDS.
WELL, THANKS FOR A GREAT GAME, PETEY.
WAIT. UH, NO, WAIT!
LISTEN, UH, DID I TELL YOU ALL
THAT THERE'S NEW SCIENTIFIC EVIDENCE?
YEAH, JUST CAME IN.
SEE, GOLFING INCREASES FRESH AIR CONSUMPTION
AND STIMULIZES THE BRAIN CELLS.
NOT TO MENTION, YOU ALSO WEAR THOSE WHITE BELTS,
AND THEM DUMB SHOES AND--
[PETE] AND KIDS, AFTER YOU VISIT THE SNACK BAR,
DON'T MISS OUR GOONY GOLF SPECIAL--
A ONE-YEAR PASS FOR A MERE 365 QUARTERS
WHEN YOUR FOLKS BUY A CAR FROM HONEST PETE'S
RIGHT NEXT STORE, WHERE TODAY ONLY, WE--
WHAT'S THE PROBLEM KID?
CAN'T HIT THE BALL.
HMM...
565 STROKES ON THE FIRST HOLE.
HERE YOU GO.
EVERY KID'S A WINNER AT PETE'S GOONY GOLF.
WELL, HE TRIED. I MEAN,
WE WANNA HAVE GOOD CUSTOMER RELATIONS, AND ALL,
AND AFTER ALL--
OOH!
OOH...
OH, MAMA.