♪♪
AH-HYUCK!
♪ H-H-H-HIT IT ♪
♪ LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON ♪
♪ YOU'RE ALWAYS NUMBER ONE ♪
[BOTH] YES!
♪ THERE'S BUDDIES, THERE'S PALS ♪
♪ YOU ALWAYS SEEM TO WORK THINGS OUT ♪
♪ CAN'T YOU SEE YOU'RE TWO OF A KIND ♪
♪ LOOKIN' FOR A REAL GOOD TIME? ♪
WHAA-OOO-HO-HO!
♪ A REAL GOOD TIME ♪
YAAH-HOO-HOO!
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE'LL ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ SIDE BY SIDE WHEREVER WE GO ♪
♪ WE'RE ALWAYS READY TO ROLL ♪
♪ NOW GIMME A BEAT ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ AND WE ALWAYS STICK TOGETHER ♪
♪ WE'RE THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ THE BEST OF FRIENDS FOREVER ♪
♪ NOW WE'RE CALLING EVERYONE ♪
♪ COME ALONG AND JOIN THE FUN ♪
♪ REPORT TO THE GOOF TROOP ♪
♪ LA DO BE DA BOP LA BA DO BOP ♪
YEAH!
THAT OUGHTA DO IT.
NO MORE RUNNIN' TA THE FRIDGE FOR ME,
NOW THAT I'VE INVENTED THE SOFA SODEE MACHINE.
[MEOW]
[DING]
[WHISTLES]
[RING RING RING]
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A SODEE POP FLY.
WHOA!
YA PUT UP A GOOD FIGHT, LITTLE FELLER,
BUT IT'S TIME TO FACE THE MUSIC.
MUST BE SOLD BY WEIGHT, NOT BY VOLUME.
AHH...
HI, DAD. CAN'T TALK.
PEEJ AND I ARE GONNA SHAG FLIES IN THE PARK.
HE'S GOT A NEW FUNGO BAT.
CAN'T WAIT TO GET OVER THERE AND BREAK IT IN.
BUT MAXIE, AREN'T YOU FORGETTING SOMETHING?
TODAY'S YOUR DENTIST APPOINTMENT.
BUT, DAD, WHY DO I HAVE TO GO TO THE DENTIST?
GRANDPA NEVER WENT TO THE DENTIST.
GRANDPA DOESN'T HAVE ANY TEETH, MAXIE.
BUT MY TEETH ARE FINE.
LOOK, POP, NO CAVITIES.
THAT MAY BE TRUE, SON,
BUT YOU STILL GOTTA HAVE AN ANNUAL CHECK-UP EVERY SIX MONTHS.
UGH! SO I'M TRAPPED.
I THINK YER MISSING THE POINT, MAX.
C'MON, I WANNA SHOW YA SOMETHING.
NO YOU'RE NOT GONNA PULL OUT THE--
YUP. THE FAMILY PHOTO ALBUM.
I KNOW HOW YOU LOVE IT, SON.
YEAH, ABOUT AS MUCH AS A ROOT CANAL.
PULL UP A SEAT, MAXIE. THIS IS GONNA TAKE A FEW MINUTES.
IT ALWAYS DOES.
IT ALL STARTED WAY BACK IN PREHYSTERICAL TIMES
WITH YOUR ANCESTOR, CAVEMAN GOOF.
HE WAS AN INVENTOR.
GUESS IT RUNS IN THE FAMILY.
I CALL THIS A BOOMERANG.
IT ALWAYS COMES BACK.
HOW IT DOES THAT?
WATCH.
OW!
THIS BELONG TO YOU, INVENTOR?
SURE DOES, CHIEF PETE.
SEE, WHAT'D I TELL YOU? IT ALWAYS COMES BACK.
HERE'S WHAT I THINK OF YOUR STUPID INVENTION.
LET'S SEE IF IT COMES BACK NOW.
HAW HAW!
EYOOWUCCHH!!
OOH...
PETEY HURT HIM'S HEAD.
GAWRSH, CHIEF PETE, YOU IMPROVED ON THE DESIGN.
LISTEN, YA GOOF.
I MADE YOU INVENTOR SO YOU'D INVENT SOMETHING IMPORTANT.
THIS IS MY LATEST.
I CALL IT A POGO STICK--
GUARANTEED TO PUT A SPRING IN YER STEP.
OW! OW! OW!
GAWRSH, PETE. YOU'RE A NATURAL.
YA DON'T EVEN NEED A STICK.
WHY, YOU...
I'M WORKING ON A NEW IDEA.
GONNA CALL IT A PARACHUTE.
BETTER WORK FAST! HEE-YUCK!
[PEG] YOO-HOO!
DINNER TIME, PTERODACTYL TOES!
COMING, DINOSAUR DIMPLES.
[SNIFF SNIFF SNIFF]
MMM, SMELLS YUMMY.
LOOKS DELICIOUS, TOO.
OUCH! MY TOOTH!
THIS STUFF'S HARD AS A ROCK, CAVE KITTEN.
WELL, OF COURSE IT IS.
THAT'S BECAUSE IT'S FROZEN.
I NEED FIRE TO COOK IT!
I HEARD SOME OF THE WOMEN TALKING.
ALL THE CAVES BACK EAST HAVE IT.
JUST IMAGINE-- EATING STEAKS COOKED, NOT RAW.
POPCORN THAT'S FLUFFY INSTEAD OF THOSE HARD LITTLE PELLETS.
OR MAYBE YOU'D PREFER EATING FROZEN DINNERS
FROM NOW TILL THE BRONZE AGE.
[GOOFY] CHIEF PETE DECIDED THEN AND THERE
THAT HE WAS GONNA BRING FIRE TO HIS CAVE.
AND THERE WAS ONLY ONE MAN FOR THE JOB.
FIRE? THAT'S A TOUGHIE, PETE.
I'M STILL WORKING ON THE HOT WATER BOTTLE.
I BET THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE WOULD HAVE IT.
THAT'S A LONG WAY AWAY.
AND NO ONE'S EVER COME BACK ALIVE
FROM THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE.
NO ONE'S EVER COME BACK ALIVE
FROM THE BRONTOSAURUS CAGE EITHER.
THAT'S WHERE YOU'LL END UP
IF YOU DON'T GO AND GET ME FIRE!
C'MON, PETEY.
I READ THAT BRONTOSAURUSES ARE VEGETARIANS.
AH-HYUCK!
[PETE] WELL, I GUESS HE HASN'T READ THAT BOOK.
PETE, YA GOT YOURSELF A DEAL.
[BUZZING]
WHADDAYA THINK? CALL IT A JOY BUZZER.
GREAT FOR PARTIES.
♪ OH, I'M GONNA FIND THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE ♪
♪ TO FIND OUT STUFF THEY DON'T TEACH IN COLLEGE ♪
DAD, WHAT HAS ANY OF THIS GOT TO DO
WITH GOING TO THE DENTIST?
WE'RE GETTING THERE, MAXIE.
BUT FIRST WE GOTTA GET CAVEMAN GOOF
TO THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE.
UH-OH. TOLL BOOTH.
UH, COULD I GET A RECEIPT?
IT'S A BUSINESS TRIP.
WHOOAA!
AAH!
OOH-HOO-HOO-HOO!
GAWRSH! NO MAP.
NO IDEA WHERE I'M GOING,
AND I THINK I LOST MY RECEIPT, TOO.
THINGS COULDN'T BE ANY WORSE.
I STAND CORRECTED.
N-NICE BIRDIE!
GOOD GIRL.
POLLY WANT A CRACKER?
GAWRSH. IT'S GONNA TAKE SOME INVENTIVE INVENTIN'
TO GET OUTTA THIS ONE!
EXCUSE ME, SIR.
I KNOW YOU'RE GONNA RIP MY FLESH, SWALLOW ME WHOLE,
AND SPIT OUT MY BONES. NO HARD FEELINGS, OK?
[BUZZ]
AAH!
[SPLASH]
GAWRSH!
I FOUND IT.
IT'S THE CAVE OF...
KNOWLEDGE.
[ECHOING] KNOWLEDGE.
[GOOFY] CAVEMAN GOOF WAS PRETTY SCARED
AS HE WALKED INTO THAT SPOOKY CAVE.
[PISTOL] WHO DARES TO ENTER THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE?
[TEETH CHATTERING] IT'S ME, I, THE PARTY IN QUESTION.
SILENCE!
COME FORWARD FOR THE WISDOM YOU ARE SEEKING.
WIPE YOUR FEET!
HM. THAT'S PRETTY WISE, ALL RIGHT.
[GONG]
COME CLOSE FOR THE SECRET TO WEALTH AND HAPPINESS.
BUY PETROLEUM STOCK NOW.
THAT IS ALL. PAY THE CASHIER ON THE WAY OUT.
[PISTOL] NEXT!
NOW WAIT A SECOND.
I'M NOT FINISHED YET.
HEY, YOU'RE LUCKY I EVEN LET YOU IN.
I'M BOOKED UP TWO WEEKS SOLID.
I NEED TO KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIRE.
WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO? FIRE IS A PIECE OF CAKE.
[PISTOL] THIS BOOK WILL TELL YOU EVERYTHING
YOU NEED TO KNOW.
OOOF!
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO HAVE THIS IN PAPERBACK, WOULD YA?
[SNOOTY NARRATOR] AHEM. HOW TO MAKE FIRE.
CHAPTER ONE.
THE MOST RUDIMENTARY METHOD
REQUIRES TAKING TWO STICKS
AND STRIKING THEM TOGETHER IN A RHYTHMIC FASHION.
BY DOING THIS, ONE PRODUCES FRICTION,
THEREBY GENERATING ENOUGH HEAT TO CREATE...
A SPARK.
HYUCK! HOW'M I DOING?
THAT'S HOT, ALL RIGHT, BUT IT'S NOT FIRE.
CHAPTER TWO.
ANOTHER TIME-HONORED METHOD INVOLVES STALKING
THE RARE AND ELUSIVE FLAME-A-SAURUS.
[GRRR]
OF COURSE, ACTUALLY CATCHING THE FIRE
IS A FAR MORE DIFFICULT MATTER, FRAUGHT WITH PERIL.
CHAPTER THREE.
BY FAR THE MOST DANGEROUS METHOD OF ELICITING FIRE
IS THROUGH THE USE OF A MAKESHIFT LIGHTNING ROD AND KITE.
TO ACCOMPLISH THIS,
IT IS NECESSARY TO HOIST THE KITE TO AN APPROPRIATE HEIGHT.
I SAID, HOIST THE KITE TO AN APPROPRIATE HEIGHT.
I'M TRYING. I'M TRYING.
WHOA! WHOA!
NOW YOU'RE GETTING THE HANG OF IT.
ONCE THE KITE ACHIEVES ITS DESIRED HEIGHT,
MOTHER NATURE WILL DO THE REST.
YEOW!
HOWEVER, BEWARE OF ACCOMPANYING SIDE EFFECTS
SUCH AS STATIC CLING.
AH-CHOO!
SO HOW'D IT GO? DID YOU INVENT FIRE?
[SNEEZING]
NO, BUT I THINK I INVENTED THE COMMON COLD.
AH-CHOO!
NEXT THING I'M GONNA INVENT IS THE TISSUE.
LOVE TO BE ABLE TO BLOW MY NOSE.
I HAVE JUST THE THING TO CURE YOUR COLD.
GAWRSH. I'LL BET THIS IS SOME ANCIENT SECRET POTION
PASSED DOWN THROUGH THE AGES.
ACTUALLY, IT'S CHICKEN SOUP,
BUT IT'LL MAKE YA FEEL BETTER.
MMM. A DELICATE BOUQUET,
A NICE NOSE,
BUT A LITTLE BLAND.
THINK I'LL ADD SOME SPICE.
CAREFUL! THAT'S HOT STUFF!
AH-HYUCK! DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.
I LIKE A LITTLE ZIP IN MY FOOD.
[LAUGHING]
I TOLD YOU IT WAS HOT.
[VIDEO GAME NOISES]
WELL, WHADDAYA KNOW?
FIRE.
NOW, WHEN CAVEMAN GOOF CAME HOME WITH FIRE,
CHIEF PETE COULDN'T WAIT TO SHOW HIS GRATITUDE.
HERE'S A QUARTER FOR YOUR TROUBLE.
PETE'S WIFE LOVED HAVING THE FIRE TO COOK WITH.
SHE WENT ON A BAKING SPREE.
YUM!
NEVER REALIZED HOW MUCH BETTER COOKIES AND PIES TASTE
WHEN THEY'RE COOKED.
NOW, EASY ON THE SWEETS, MAMMOTH MOUTH.
YOU DON'T WANT TO SPOIL YOUR DINNER.
[BURP]
EXCUSE ME.
[MOANING]
OH, IT'S YOU, PETE-UMS.
I THOUGHT A SICK DINOSAUR STUMBLED INTO THE CAVE.
[WHIMPERING]
IT'S YOUR TOOTH, ISN'T IT?
I WARNED YOU ABOUT EATING ALL THOSE SWEETS.
MY TOOTH IS FINE, BUNNY CAKES.
IF IT WASN'T, WOULD I BE ABLE TO DO THIS?
EYOOUUCCHH!!
JUST AS I THOUGHT.
FIRST THING TOMORROW, YOU SEE A DENTIST.
TOMORROW? DENTIST!
I CAN'T. BIG HUNTING PARTY.
STAG PARTY.
GOTTA MAKE ARROWHEADS,
GET MY SPEAR RE-ALIGNED.
YOU'RE NOT AFRAID OF THE DENTIST,
ARE YOU, MY BIG STRONG CAVEMAN?
ME? SCARED?
HA!
YOU SURE LOOK SCARED, MISTER.
ME? SCARED? HA!
OVERBITE.
I SHOULDA HAD IT TAKEN CARE OF YEARS AGO.
I HEAR THIS DENTIST HAS A DRILL 4 FEET LONG!
HE DOES?
YEAH,
AND HE WORKS IT REAL SLOW!
NOW, WHO'S THE ONE WITH THE TOOTHACHE?
AAUGGHH!!
WOULD YOU LIKE TO RESCHEDULE?
HMM.
WONDER WHAT GOT INTO HIM.
WELL, MAXIE, THAT NIGHT CHIEF PETE'S TOOTH
WAS HURTING WORSE THAN EVER.
SO, HOW WAS THE DENTIST, TAR PITS?
GREAT. DIDN'T HURT A BIT.
OH, I'M SO GLAD.
AND JUST FOR BEING SUCH A GOOD, BRAVE CAVEMAN,
I BAKED YOU YOUR FAVORITE--
TRIPLE CHOCOLATE MERINGUE WITH EXTRA ICING!
I'M JUST GONNA SIT HERE
AND WATCH YOU ENJOY EVERY BITE.
SO, IS IT MOIST ENOUGH?
UH-HUH!
ICING THICK ENOUGH?
UH-HUH!
SWEET ENOUGH?
AAH!
SO, YOU DIDN'T GO TO THE DENTIST AFTER ALL!
WHOA! OW!
BUT, LAVA LIPS...
DON'T YOU LAVA LIPS ME,
AND DON'T COME BACK
UNTIL YOU GET THAT TOOTH FIXED FOR REAL.
OOH!
GO TO THE DENTIST.
YOU CAN'T MAKE ME! I DON'T WANT TO GO!
I LIKE MY TOOFERS!
NO, PLEASE!
OH!
GAWRSH! LOOK, PETE.
I INVENTED A SQUIRTING FLOWER.
YOU GOTTA INVENT SOMETHING TO CURE MY TOOTHACHE!
GAWRSH. THAT'S A LITTLE OUT OF MY LINE,
BUT LET'S TAKE A LOOK.
WHADDAYA THINK?
I THINK YOU SHOULD BE USING A STRONGER MOUTHWASH.
OK, RINSE!
CHIEF PETE WOULDN'T TAKE NO FOR AN ANSWER.
AND THE NEXT MORNING,
CAVEMAN GOOF DECIDED TO TRY SOME HIPPIE-NOSIS.
OK, PETE, WATCH THE BIRDIE.
YOU'RE GETTIN' SLEEPY...
VERY SLEEPY.
[YAWN]
VERY SLEEPY.
[SNORING]
GIMME THAT, YA IDJUT!
OH!
VERY...
SLEEPY.
DON'T WORRY, PETE.
WE'LL JUST MELT THAT TOOTH OFF.
YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING?
COURSE, I'M SURE. IT'S SO HOT INSIDE,
THE LAVA CAN MELT A ROCK!
WELL, THAT SHOULD...
MELT A ROCK?!
AAH!
GAWRSH! IT WASN'T SUPPOSED TO ERUPT FOR ANOTHER YEAR.
DON'T WORRY, PETE.
THIS METHOD IS FOOLPROOF,
AND I'M JUST THE FOOL TO PROVE IT.
READY, SET, AND AWAY WE GO!
MMM!
AND AWAY WE GO!
UH!
AND AWAY WE--
DIDJA FORGET?
THE WHEEL HASN'T BEEN INVENTED YET.
WELL, NO WONDER I GOT SUCH A GOOD DEAL ON THE WAGON.
WAIT HERE, PETE.
I GOTTA GO SEE A BIG WHEEL ABOUT INVENTIN' THE WHEEL.
CAVEMAN GOOF HIGH-TAILED IT
BACK TO THE CAVE OF KNOWLEDGE,
BUT WAS HE IN FOR A BIG SURPRISE.
[PISTOL] TEMPORARILY CLOSED FOR REMODELING.
YOU'RE ON YOUR OWN, TOOTS.
GAWRSH!
AH-HYUCK!
I THINK I GOT IT!
HURRY UP, WILLYA?
THE ICE AGE'LL BE HERE ANY MINUTE.
OKAY, PETE,
NOW THIS IS GONNA HURT YOU MORE THAN IT HURTS ME.
AND AWAY WE GO!
WHOA! OOH! WHOA!
OOH! WHOA! OH!
WHERE'S THE BRAKES TO THIS THING?
BRAKES?
YEEOOWW!
WHOOAA!
OOF!
YEEOOWW!
AAH!
OOH!
HEY, LUCKY YOU!
I JUST HAD A CANCELLATION.
YES, SIR, WE'LL GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY,
JUST AS SOON AS I FINISH WATERING THESE PLANTS.
RISE AND SHINE, PETEY.
IT'S A DONE DEAL.
HEY, THE PAIN IS GONE.
AND SO'S YER TOOTH.
A REAL BEAUT, TOO.
NICEST SHADE OF GREEN I EVER SEEN.
OH, I'M SO PROUD OF YOU, DINOSAUR DIMPLES.
THE DOCTOR SAID YOU DIDN'T EVEN SCREAM ONCE.
BY THE WAY, HERE'S THE BILL.
AAHHH!
SO YOU SEE, MAXIE, PETE COULD'VE AVOIDED ALL THAT MESS
BY GOING TO THE DENTIST IN THE FIRST PLACE.
I GET THE MESSAGE, DAD.
I'M GETTIN' MY TEETH CHECKED OUT RIGHT NOW.
HOLD IT, MAXIE.
MAYBE THE DENTIST CAN SQUEEZE ME IN, TOO.
THINK I HAD ONE TOO MANY SODEES.
OWWEE.