1 00:00:28,160 --> 00:00:33,712 Since the dawn of man, the vampires have walked among us, killing, feeding. 2 00:00:34,042 --> 00:00:38,991 The only one with the strength or skill to stop their heinous evil is the Slayer... 3 00:00:39,297 --> 00:00:42,767 ... she who bears the birthmark, the mark of the coven. 4 00:00:43,010 --> 00:00:48,448 Trained by the Watcher, one slayer dies and the next is chosen. 5 00:00:49,809 --> 00:00:51,925 And I shall be his sword. 6 00:00:52,103 --> 00:00:54,094 Let Satan tremble. 7 00:00:54,273 --> 00:00:57,026 The Slayer is born. 8 00:01:00,238 --> 00:01:04,868 (# "Keep It Comin' (Dance Till You Can't Dance No More)" by C & C Music Factory) 9 00:02:41,642 --> 00:02:45,635 OK, people. They're psyching you out. Let's not be so defensive out there. 10 00:02:45,896 --> 00:02:51,129 What do we say on the court? Repeat after me. "I am a person. I have a right to the ball." 11 00:02:51,444 --> 00:02:55,437 Good. Now, here's our key play. We're gonna... Are we the Xs or the Os? 12 00:02:55,699 --> 00:02:58,293 - We're the Os. - Oh. Oh, right. OK. 13 00:03:36,995 --> 00:03:38,986 (cheering) 14 00:03:48,966 --> 00:03:50,957 Mr Howard is so heinous. 15 00:03:52,512 --> 00:03:54,548 He's always giving me a hard time. 16 00:03:54,723 --> 00:03:58,557 I get a C plus on the test, and he tells me "You have no sense of history." 17 00:03:58,811 --> 00:04:02,042 I have no sense of history? He wears a brown tie. 18 00:04:02,273 --> 00:04:06,186 You got a C plus? I can't believe I cheated off of you. 19 00:04:06,444 --> 00:04:09,117 Excuse me for not knowing about El Salvador. 20 00:04:09,322 --> 00:04:11,552 Like I'm ever going to Spain anyway. 21 00:04:12,701 --> 00:04:14,976 Oh, wow. Look at thatjacket. 22 00:04:18,249 --> 00:04:20,558 Oh, this is so lush. 23 00:04:21,670 --> 00:04:26,141 - Wouldn't you guys just love me in this? - Guys, what's the sitch? I'm bored. 24 00:04:26,425 --> 00:04:30,577 - What do you think? - Please. It's so five minutes ago. 25 00:04:30,847 --> 00:04:33,202 - Yeah! - Oh. 26 00:04:35,143 --> 00:04:36,371 What are we doing? 27 00:04:36,520 --> 00:04:38,670 - Why don't we go see a movie? - Where? 28 00:04:38,856 --> 00:04:41,051 - Omniplex? - Nee sitch. No way. 29 00:04:41,233 --> 00:04:43,383 - No THX. - They don't even have Dolby. 30 00:04:43,611 --> 00:04:44,885 - Sorry. - Beverly Center. 31 00:04:45,029 --> 00:04:47,782 - They show previews for foreign movies. - Oh, yeah. 32 00:04:47,991 --> 00:04:50,061 - AMC? - (both) Bogus corn. 33 00:04:50,244 --> 00:04:53,680 Totally stale. And the ushers are, like, the acne patrol. Totally. 34 00:04:53,914 --> 00:04:58,783 OK. OK. How about... We're thinking Pavilion? Sitch solved? 35 00:04:59,086 --> 00:05:02,362 - Sounds toasty. - Excellent. What's playing there? 36 00:05:02,590 --> 00:05:04,820 I don't know. Does it matter? 37 00:05:05,218 --> 00:05:09,097 - Excuse much. Rude or anything? - Nice ensemble. 38 00:05:09,598 --> 00:05:12,271 What a homeless. 39 00:05:22,154 --> 00:05:24,588 Is Jeffrey really spending the night at your house? 40 00:05:24,781 --> 00:05:27,659 - That's the plan. - Ooh! What a sitch. 41 00:05:27,868 --> 00:05:31,178 - Your parents are always away. You're lucky. - Hey. 42 00:05:31,413 --> 00:05:33,563 - I guess. - Mine don't. I'll die a virgin. 43 00:05:33,750 --> 00:05:36,503 You guys shut up, please. 44 00:05:36,711 --> 00:05:39,145 It could happen. 45 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,330 God, what a 'tude. 46 00:05:41,509 --> 00:05:43,500 - Boo. - Aargh. 47 00:05:43,677 --> 00:05:45,668 It's the Loch Ness monster! 48 00:05:46,639 --> 00:05:49,153 God, take a chill lozenge. 49 00:05:49,351 --> 00:05:51,421 - Like we don't have rights too. - Yeah. 50 00:05:51,603 --> 00:05:53,594 Ignore them, OK? Ignore them. 51 00:05:54,440 --> 00:05:58,592 Oh, no, no. I can't believe these people. We paid good money to see this. 52 00:05:58,861 --> 00:06:01,898 - No, we didn't. - Oh, yeah. 53 00:06:06,704 --> 00:06:12,973 Look at the street. They're all lining up for me because I am the champ! 54 00:06:13,336 --> 00:06:16,726 - Whoo! - Look at the moon, man. It's a huge moon. 55 00:06:16,964 --> 00:06:19,524 Guys, tonight we gotta go out and party. 56 00:06:19,718 --> 00:06:23,472 If you spent more time sleeping, you'd spend less time on the court sucking. 57 00:06:23,722 --> 00:06:26,475 You were a bonehead out there yesterday. 58 00:06:26,684 --> 00:06:31,200 Anyway, I'm booked. Gotta spend some quality time with the little lady. 59 00:06:31,606 --> 00:06:35,440 - Pushover. You're such a pushover. - You guys are pathetic. 60 00:06:35,694 --> 00:06:39,130 - I'm blowing. Andy, you coming? - I'll catch a ride with Jeffrey. 61 00:06:39,364 --> 00:06:41,924 - Later. - Slam dunk. 62 00:06:42,118 --> 00:06:44,109 Later. 63 00:06:59,136 --> 00:07:02,731 Jeffrey, I don't wanna sound sexist or anything, but can I borrow her? 64 00:07:02,974 --> 00:07:04,885 - Andy. - No way. 65 00:07:05,060 --> 00:07:08,052 You'd get her dirty. He would, honey. He's an animal. 66 00:07:08,271 --> 00:07:11,581 - See you at my house. - Don't look. 67 00:07:19,743 --> 00:07:21,734 (sinister laughter) 68 00:07:27,335 --> 00:07:29,326 (heavy breathing) 69 00:07:30,421 --> 00:07:32,139 (growling) 70 00:07:32,299 --> 00:07:34,415 Oh, man. 71 00:07:34,592 --> 00:07:36,981 I'm not in the mood for this. 72 00:07:37,179 --> 00:07:40,216 OK, whoever's behind me better be gone when I turn around. 73 00:07:40,432 --> 00:07:42,263 (chuckling) 74 00:07:42,434 --> 00:07:46,347 What are you? Are you some kind of weirdo or somethin'? Huh? 75 00:07:52,029 --> 00:07:54,748 The cause of death was a neck wound that resembled... 76 00:07:54,948 --> 00:07:58,463 ... in the words of one bystander, "a really gross hickey". 77 00:07:59,078 --> 00:08:04,869 In a related story, the body of the third slasher victim has disappeared from the morgue. 78 00:08:05,210 --> 00:08:08,202 - There it is. - Have fun. Be good. Stay away from the Jag. 79 00:08:08,422 --> 00:08:10,697 I know. 80 00:08:10,883 --> 00:08:13,522 - That's everything. - Bye. 81 00:08:13,719 --> 00:08:15,789 Kiss noise. Bye-bye, Bobby. 82 00:08:15,972 --> 00:08:19,408 - Bye. - ... victim was found today, the fourth. 83 00:08:19,643 --> 00:08:23,477 And Lulu just can't get pregnant. 84 00:08:23,730 --> 00:08:28,167 - She thinks my name is Bobby? - It's possible she thinks my name's Bobby. 85 00:08:28,444 --> 00:08:30,674 Real quality-timer, huh? 86 00:08:30,864 --> 00:08:32,422 Mm. 87 00:08:32,574 --> 00:08:34,565 Something like that. 88 00:08:35,911 --> 00:08:38,061 Hey, it works for me. 89 00:08:38,247 --> 00:08:42,684 I mean, if they wanna leave you alone in the house, all helpless and vulnerable... 90 00:08:42,960 --> 00:08:47,511 The weather hasn't disappointed us. Constant sun and temperatures in the high 70s... 91 00:08:47,799 --> 00:08:50,791 ... have made every winter's day a beach day. 92 00:09:24,966 --> 00:09:28,720 Oh, please. Show me a real slayer. 93 00:09:28,970 --> 00:09:32,360 - Lothos. - Will you people ever learn? 94 00:09:32,599 --> 00:09:34,590 We can't be stopped. 95 00:09:40,817 --> 00:09:43,206 This is our world now. 96 00:09:52,496 --> 00:09:54,487 Wow. 97 00:10:05,469 --> 00:10:10,179 Sleep, my master, my own. Sleep. 98 00:10:11,101 --> 00:10:14,138 I have already begun building you a new family. 99 00:10:14,354 --> 00:10:19,986 Soon we will be legion. When you rise, we will claim this place as our own. 100 00:10:20,319 --> 00:10:23,072 Rubies will drip from your lips. 101 00:10:32,624 --> 00:10:33,898 Soon. 102 00:10:34,543 --> 00:10:39,663 The environment. I tell you, it's totally key. The earth is in terrible shape. We could die. 103 00:10:39,966 --> 00:10:42,400 - Sting's doing it. - I thought he was doing Indians. 104 00:10:42,593 --> 00:10:45,346 - How about the homelesses? - Move. 105 00:10:45,555 --> 00:10:48,513 Aren't there any sicknesses that aren't too depressing? 106 00:10:48,725 --> 00:10:51,080 - Hi. - What you guys doin'? 107 00:10:51,603 --> 00:10:55,994 - Senior dance. We need a theme. - It has to be a socially conscious theme. 108 00:10:56,275 --> 00:10:59,506 One that reflects the students' growing awareness of... 109 00:10:59,737 --> 00:11:02,251 ...and involvement in the world around them. 110 00:11:02,449 --> 00:11:04,440 (both) Downer. 111 00:11:04,618 --> 00:11:07,212 I still say the environment. That's my suggestion. 112 00:11:07,413 --> 00:11:09,802 - Yeah, me too. - Yes. It's gonna work. 113 00:11:09,999 --> 00:11:14,072 What are the most immediate threats to the world environment right now? 114 00:11:14,504 --> 00:11:16,699 Um... Litter? 115 00:11:16,882 --> 00:11:19,442 - Litter, yeah. - Forest fires? 116 00:11:20,051 --> 00:11:22,519 - Bugs? - Bugs, totally. 117 00:11:22,722 --> 00:11:24,713 - Yeah. I hate bugs. - Yeah. 118 00:11:24,890 --> 00:11:27,245 - Cassandra, write it down. - OK, guys. 119 00:11:27,435 --> 00:11:30,188 - What do you think about the ozone layer? - (bell rings) 120 00:11:30,396 --> 00:11:32,387 Yeah. 121 00:11:32,566 --> 00:11:37,686 - Yeah. We gotta get rid of that. - First bell, people. Time marches on. 122 00:11:37,988 --> 00:11:40,502 - What's your point? - Button it, Kramer. 123 00:11:40,700 --> 00:11:43,692 Let's meet tonight, OK? Café Blasé? 124 00:11:43,911 --> 00:11:46,869 - Cool. We can figure decorations and stuff. - Yeah. 125 00:11:47,082 --> 00:11:51,837 I don't know, guys. I really wanna get a head start on my homework. 126 00:11:52,129 --> 00:11:54,927 Oh, yeah. I love that one. 127 00:11:56,592 --> 00:11:58,981 (# "Man Smart, Woman Smarter" by The Dream Warriors) 128 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:03,091 Buff, I don't see why we have to invite every single senior. 129 00:12:03,559 --> 00:12:07,393 Because it's the senior dance. It's just a shot in the dark. 130 00:12:07,939 --> 00:12:12,376 So? I mean, like, why do we have to invite Nadia? She's such a blemish. 131 00:12:12,652 --> 00:12:14,882 I know, you're right. She is. 132 00:12:15,071 --> 00:12:17,062 Hi. 133 00:12:19,326 --> 00:12:22,557 - What? - I thought that look was over. 134 00:12:23,289 --> 00:12:26,122 - Well, it's retro. - Yeah, retro. 135 00:12:27,585 --> 00:12:29,860 You can borrow it sometime. 136 00:12:30,046 --> 00:12:34,483 OK. Maybe I will. We were talking about the senior dance, if you're interested. 137 00:12:34,760 --> 00:12:37,035 You guys, look who's coming. 138 00:12:37,221 --> 00:12:39,860 - Ew! - Sick! 139 00:12:41,309 --> 00:12:43,300 (giggling) 140 00:12:45,647 --> 00:12:47,638 What does it look like? 141 00:12:51,153 --> 00:12:53,542 Two coffees or a hot dog. 142 00:12:54,157 --> 00:12:57,035 - Nothing on it and nothing on the side. - Losers. 143 00:12:57,243 --> 00:13:00,633 - I'm Charlotte. I'll be your waitress. - Hi, Charlotte. 144 00:13:00,872 --> 00:13:04,342 - Say something, Buffy. - You guys are thrashed. 145 00:13:04,793 --> 00:13:06,784 - Just a little. - Are we? 146 00:13:08,965 --> 00:13:12,082 That would explain the slurred speech. 147 00:13:12,301 --> 00:13:14,576 Thanks. What's your name? 148 00:13:16,681 --> 00:13:19,878 - Buffy. - Yeah, it figures. 149 00:13:22,855 --> 00:13:24,925 I'm Pike. 150 00:13:25,107 --> 00:13:27,302 This is Benny. 151 00:13:29,737 --> 00:13:32,046 And I'm... Pike. 152 00:13:32,699 --> 00:13:34,929 Pike isn't a name. It's a fish. 153 00:13:38,038 --> 00:13:41,189 - Don't we know you guys? - Hey, wait a minute. 154 00:13:41,417 --> 00:13:43,851 You're the guys from the movie. 155 00:13:44,045 --> 00:13:46,081 We hate you guys. 156 00:13:46,506 --> 00:13:48,576 Like we care, I'm sure. 157 00:13:48,926 --> 00:13:52,157 Yeah. Boo-hoo. 158 00:13:52,388 --> 00:13:55,619 You guys were very rude, OK? It was shocking. 159 00:13:55,850 --> 00:13:58,762 - Well, you just snuck in anyway. - Yeah. 160 00:13:59,813 --> 00:14:02,691 Hey, Buffy. You hungry? I got something for ya. 161 00:14:02,899 --> 00:14:05,049 (shocked screams) 162 00:14:07,946 --> 00:14:10,414 Oh, man. She wasted my dog. 163 00:14:16,498 --> 00:14:20,047 (Pike) I'll have it runnin' in a week. All it needs is some brake pads. 164 00:14:20,294 --> 00:14:24,924 Shocks and tyres. A new engine, maybe. It'll be totally cherry. 165 00:14:25,216 --> 00:14:28,572 When you get that car together, let's bail. Get out of this town. 166 00:14:28,803 --> 00:14:31,556 Those rich bitches are a plague. They gotta be stopped. 167 00:14:31,765 --> 00:14:33,801 You didn't like 'em? Give me that. 168 00:14:33,976 --> 00:14:37,286 I mean, they're all the same. They're just so stuck-up. 169 00:14:37,521 --> 00:14:40,558 Pike, they're not even human. I hate 'em. 170 00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:42,766 Yeah, but would you bone 'em? 171 00:14:42,944 --> 00:14:45,378 Yes, definitely. Please, God. 172 00:14:45,572 --> 00:14:49,087 Especially the blonde. I'd give my right eye for a piece of that. 173 00:14:49,327 --> 00:14:51,636 She's not even human. 174 00:14:51,829 --> 00:14:54,787 Yes, but her yabos scoff at gravity. 175 00:14:54,999 --> 00:15:00,153 Man, you're disgusting. You don't even like her and you'd sleep with her. What is that? 176 00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:03,694 I got news. Another shot of this and I'll have sex with you. 177 00:15:03,926 --> 00:15:06,724 Oh, yeah. Then you'll never call me. 178 00:15:13,937 --> 00:15:19,534 - I think I'm gonna ralph. - Hey, Benny, I'm here for you, man. I'm here. 179 00:15:21,195 --> 00:15:23,186 I'm here for you, Ralph. 180 00:15:28,036 --> 00:15:30,027 Oh, man. 181 00:15:38,923 --> 00:15:40,914 (sinister laughter) 182 00:15:47,933 --> 00:15:51,050 This is not a very safe place for you to fall asleep. 183 00:15:51,270 --> 00:15:53,386 OK, Mom. 184 00:15:57,944 --> 00:16:01,334 (Buffy) OK. Dribble, shoot, shoot. 185 00:16:02,240 --> 00:16:05,232 Take that ball to the hoop, hoop. 186 00:16:05,453 --> 00:16:07,489 - Right. Yeah. - It's cool. I like that. 187 00:16:07,663 --> 00:16:09,654 - Bye. - Hey, you guys, I was thinking. 188 00:16:09,833 --> 00:16:15,226 For the senior dance, what if we made a big sign that says "Don't Tread On Me"? 189 00:16:15,547 --> 00:16:17,742 You know? And a picture of the earth? 190 00:16:17,925 --> 00:16:22,237 How do you not tread on the earth? I mean, you kind of have to, right? 191 00:16:22,513 --> 00:16:23,389 Oh. 192 00:16:23,514 --> 00:16:27,109 - Yeah, I never thought of that. Yeah. - I gotta bail. You coming? 193 00:16:27,352 --> 00:16:33,188 No, you guys blow. I'm waiting on Cassandra. She's gonna help me with my history. Wait. 194 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:39,714 I kinda loaned her Kimberly's yellow leatherjacket, so don't tell her, all right? 195 00:16:40,283 --> 00:16:42,478 - OK. I won't. See ya. - Bye. 196 00:16:57,511 --> 00:17:00,423 God! You scared me to death. 197 00:17:00,639 --> 00:17:05,633 - Where the hell'd you come from? - That was very impressive. The tumbling. 198 00:17:05,937 --> 00:17:08,690 What? Oh. 199 00:17:08,898 --> 00:17:12,811 I used to do gymnastics. Are you looking for somebody? 200 00:17:13,403 --> 00:17:16,122 I was looking for you, actually. 201 00:17:16,323 --> 00:17:19,793 Why? Am I in trouble or something? Cos if I am, I didn't do it. 202 00:17:21,287 --> 00:17:25,075 You're not in trouble, I am. I'm years late. You should have been taught. 203 00:17:25,333 --> 00:17:28,803 But I wasn't certain until just now that it was you. 204 00:17:29,045 --> 00:17:33,675 - What are you talking about? - I've searched everywhere for you, Buffy. 205 00:17:35,469 --> 00:17:38,984 - Why? - To bring you your birthright. 206 00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:43,297 My birthright? Is that, like, a trust fund or something? 207 00:17:43,979 --> 00:17:50,009 I think it'll be easier for you to understand this birthright if I show it to you. 208 00:17:50,778 --> 00:17:55,647 All right? So you come with me now to the graveyard. 209 00:17:55,950 --> 00:17:58,066 Oh. 210 00:17:58,245 --> 00:18:00,713 No, no, no, no. 211 00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:03,587 My trust fund's in the graveyard? 212 00:18:03,792 --> 00:18:05,783 God, what's your damage? 213 00:18:06,796 --> 00:18:08,229 Buffy? 214 00:18:08,381 --> 00:18:14,013 You're one of those skanky old men that attacks little girls, right? Well, forget you. 215 00:18:14,638 --> 00:18:18,187 My name is Merrick, and you have been chosen, Buffy. 216 00:18:20,102 --> 00:18:24,892 Chosen to go to the graveyard? Why don't you just take the first runner-up, OK? 217 00:18:25,191 --> 00:18:31,027 Everything depends on you, Buffy. You must come to the graveyard while there's still time. 218 00:18:31,365 --> 00:18:35,074 - Time to do what? - Time to stop the killing. 219 00:18:35,328 --> 00:18:40,880 - To stop the vampires. - All right. Let me get this straight, OK? 220 00:18:41,209 --> 00:18:44,485 You want me to go to the graveyard with you... 221 00:18:44,712 --> 00:18:48,387 ...because I'm the Chosen One and there are vampires? 222 00:18:49,134 --> 00:18:50,806 Yes. 223 00:18:50,970 --> 00:18:53,165 Does Elvis talk to you? 224 00:18:53,348 --> 00:18:57,227 Does he tell you to do things? Do you see spots? 225 00:18:57,894 --> 00:19:00,806 Spots? Yes, of course. 226 00:19:01,022 --> 00:19:04,253 That's your proof. Spots. 227 00:19:04,777 --> 00:19:08,736 You bear the mark. You bear the mark of the coven. 228 00:19:08,990 --> 00:19:10,981 What? That big old hairy mole? 229 00:19:11,159 --> 00:19:13,150 Ew. I had that thing removed. 230 00:19:13,328 --> 00:19:16,923 You knowing about my big old mole doesn't prove anything... 231 00:19:17,166 --> 00:19:20,795 ...except for it's way past medication time for you, buddy. 232 00:19:21,045 --> 00:19:24,674 - Why don't you just stay away from me? - Ever dream you were someone else? 233 00:19:24,924 --> 00:19:27,563 - Everybody does. - Someone in the past. 234 00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:32,300 Someone real. A Magyar peasant girl, perhaps. 235 00:19:32,558 --> 00:19:34,628 An Indian princess? 236 00:19:34,810 --> 00:19:36,801 A slave? 237 00:19:40,316 --> 00:19:43,353 - I was a slave. - In Virginia. 238 00:19:43,863 --> 00:19:47,822 I don't know. There was, like, this big farm or something. 239 00:19:50,286 --> 00:19:54,723 There was this one where there were these knights, and I am a... 240 00:19:55,583 --> 00:19:58,097 A servant girl. A barmaid. 241 00:19:59,546 --> 00:20:01,537 Oh, my God. 242 00:20:02,842 --> 00:20:08,917 Oh, my God. I never told anybody about this. There's one where there's this man. 243 00:20:09,266 --> 00:20:11,985 I think he's a man. He's in my dreams sometimes. 244 00:20:12,186 --> 00:20:14,495 I'm fighting him. 245 00:20:14,688 --> 00:20:18,681 Always fighting him. But he's so strong. 246 00:20:19,152 --> 00:20:21,143 His name is Lothos. 247 00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,766 How do you know all this? 248 00:20:27,952 --> 00:20:31,103 Because it is your birthright and I am a part of it. 249 00:20:32,833 --> 00:20:38,191 You come with me to the graveyard, and I will show you. 250 00:20:43,386 --> 00:20:48,540 I can't believe I'm doing this. I can't believe I'm in a graveyard with a strange man... 251 00:20:48,851 --> 00:20:52,400 ...hunting for vampires on a school night. 252 00:20:52,647 --> 00:20:54,444 Ew. 253 00:20:54,607 --> 00:20:58,520 Why did you never tell anyone about your dreams? 254 00:20:58,778 --> 00:21:02,009 Right. Tell everybody I'm crazy. Beauty idea. 255 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:03,993 Ow. 256 00:21:04,160 --> 00:21:07,755 - Cramps? - None of your business. God. 257 00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:11,876 This is it. Robert Berman was killed three days ago. 258 00:21:12,127 --> 00:21:15,437 His body was found in the bushes by the canal. 259 00:21:15,672 --> 00:21:18,425 Extensive tissue damage. 260 00:21:18,634 --> 00:21:21,626 Tearing at the neck and shoulders. 261 00:21:24,516 --> 00:21:28,225 - Take these. - Wait a minute. 262 00:21:28,478 --> 00:21:33,791 No, no. You won't have to do anything. They're just for your protection. Sit there. 263 00:21:34,110 --> 00:21:36,419 I just need you to watch. 264 00:21:39,532 --> 00:21:42,330 All right. What do we do now? 265 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:46,005 We wait for Robert Berman to wake up. 266 00:21:49,335 --> 00:21:51,326 Do you have any gum? 267 00:21:55,258 --> 00:21:57,249 No. 268 00:22:04,936 --> 00:22:06,927 (sinister laughter) 269 00:22:24,416 --> 00:22:26,168 (creaking) 270 00:22:35,553 --> 00:22:38,351 (yells) 271 00:22:44,062 --> 00:22:45,541 Buffy! 272 00:23:12,344 --> 00:23:14,335 Behind you. 273 00:23:26,944 --> 00:23:29,333 (# "I Fought the Law" by Mary's Danish) 274 00:23:35,703 --> 00:23:37,694 (knocking) 275 00:23:40,918 --> 00:23:43,034 Pike. 276 00:23:43,211 --> 00:23:45,202 Ben? 277 00:23:49,302 --> 00:23:53,056 Where you been, man? I tried to call your house, like, 50 times. 278 00:23:53,306 --> 00:23:56,742 - I've been hanging. - You left me hanging. I almost did a Hendrix. 279 00:23:56,977 --> 00:23:59,366 - Let me in. - This weird guy gave me a ride home. 280 00:23:59,563 --> 00:24:01,599 I thought he was gonna hit on me. 281 00:24:01,774 --> 00:24:03,969 Come on. Invite me in, Pike. 282 00:24:04,152 --> 00:24:07,110 Wait a minute, man. What's wrong with you? 283 00:24:07,322 --> 00:24:09,995 - I'm fine. - You look like shit, man. 284 00:24:10,576 --> 00:24:12,771 Well, I feel pretty. 285 00:24:16,165 --> 00:24:19,077 - You on somethin'? - No. 286 00:24:24,341 --> 00:24:26,491 Let me in, Pike. I'm hungry. 287 00:24:27,427 --> 00:24:30,658 - Go home, Ben. - I'm hungry. 288 00:24:30,889 --> 00:24:33,687 You're floating. Come on, man. Get away from here. 289 00:24:33,893 --> 00:24:38,091 I'm hungry. I'm hungry. I'm hungry! 290 00:24:46,281 --> 00:24:51,435 Now, Buffy, you go to school tomorrow and act normally. 291 00:24:51,746 --> 00:24:55,580 Don't let anyone know you know what's happening. This is important. 292 00:24:55,834 --> 00:25:01,386 Because once the vampires find out who you are, you won't be hunting them any more. 293 00:25:01,715 --> 00:25:04,468 You understand? They mustn't know your name. 294 00:25:04,677 --> 00:25:06,474 All right. 295 00:25:06,637 --> 00:25:09,629 Meet me at this address tomorrow after school. 296 00:25:11,852 --> 00:25:16,607 - I have cheerleading practice, OK? - Well, you're going to have to skip it. 297 00:25:19,527 --> 00:25:23,202 They can't come in unless you invite them in, is that true? 298 00:25:23,448 --> 00:25:26,963 - That's true. Mm-hm. - Good. 299 00:25:36,504 --> 00:25:38,893 Do you know what time it is? 300 00:25:39,966 --> 00:25:42,844 - Around ten? - I knew this thing was slow. 301 00:25:43,054 --> 00:25:47,445 You pay a fortune for something... Honey, come on. We're gonna be late. 302 00:26:53,840 --> 00:26:57,469 Wake up, sweetie. You'll be late for school. 303 00:26:58,303 --> 00:27:00,771 Are we having a nightmare, Cassandra? 304 00:27:00,974 --> 00:27:06,048 He knows you're awake. Your heartbeat sounds out to him like thunder. 305 00:27:11,944 --> 00:27:13,741 Oh, my God. 306 00:27:14,196 --> 00:27:16,630 (echoing laughter) 307 00:27:18,701 --> 00:27:20,692 Who are you? 308 00:27:22,747 --> 00:27:24,738 (sinister laughter) 309 00:27:28,921 --> 00:27:31,833 - Oh, hi. Wow, you're late. - I'm gonna practise. 310 00:27:32,049 --> 00:27:34,279 - Cool. See you out there. - OK. Bye. 311 00:27:40,309 --> 00:27:44,939 Oh, God! What are you doing here? This is a naked place. 312 00:27:45,231 --> 00:27:47,984 You were supposed to meet me an hour ago. 313 00:27:49,194 --> 00:27:52,903 - I told you that I have practice. - And I told you to skip it. 314 00:27:53,157 --> 00:27:56,513 Listen, I think there's been a big mistake, all right? 315 00:27:56,744 --> 00:28:00,532 I appreciate there are real vampires and you're on this big holy mission... 316 00:28:00,790 --> 00:28:05,659 ...but obviously somebody read their tea leaves wrong, cos I'm not your girl. 317 00:28:05,962 --> 00:28:10,001 And I don't think I'm up to it. And, just between you and me, neither do you. 318 00:28:10,259 --> 00:28:12,250 It is true. 319 00:28:12,427 --> 00:28:15,624 You have missed years of training. 320 00:28:16,307 --> 00:28:18,901 - See? - And you are undisciplined. 321 00:28:19,852 --> 00:28:21,968 - Frivolous. - Don't I know it? 322 00:28:22,147 --> 00:28:25,662 Quite probably the most vacuous choice in my entire... 323 00:28:25,902 --> 00:28:28,939 OK. OK, I think we both get the point. 324 00:28:29,906 --> 00:28:33,615 Right. Well, I don't think there's anything more for us to say. 325 00:28:34,494 --> 00:28:36,485 I guess not. 326 00:28:37,414 --> 00:28:39,974 Good luck an' all. 327 00:28:44,464 --> 00:28:46,853 Oh, yes. 328 00:28:47,050 --> 00:28:51,043 There is... one thing. 329 00:28:52,013 --> 00:28:54,481 - What? - This. 330 00:28:57,019 --> 00:28:59,010 Bravo. 331 00:29:00,982 --> 00:29:04,258 - You threw a knife at my head. - Yes. I had to show you. 332 00:29:05,487 --> 00:29:09,036 But... you threw a knife at my head. 333 00:29:09,283 --> 00:29:12,958 And you caught it. Only the Chosen One could have caught it. 334 00:29:13,204 --> 00:29:16,082 Don't you get it? I don't want to be the Chosen One. 335 00:29:16,291 --> 00:29:19,966 I don't wanna spend the rest of my life chasing after vampires. 336 00:29:20,212 --> 00:29:26,048 All I want to do is graduate from high school, go to Europe, marry Christian Slater and die. 337 00:29:26,385 --> 00:29:30,856 It may not sound too exciting to a sconehead like you, but I think it's swell. 338 00:29:31,140 --> 00:29:35,691 You come and tell me I'm in the hairy-mole club so you can throw things at me? 339 00:29:36,647 --> 00:29:38,638 Buffy, it was necessary. 340 00:29:38,815 --> 00:29:42,171 Last night you knew I was sitting on a fresh grave, didn't you? 341 00:29:42,403 --> 00:29:45,759 Yes, because I had to make you aware of the implica... 342 00:29:46,240 --> 00:29:48,470 Oh. Wow. 343 00:29:50,579 --> 00:29:53,218 I never hit anybody before. 344 00:29:53,999 --> 00:29:56,308 Really? Well, you did it perfectly. 345 00:29:57,337 --> 00:29:59,328 I didn't even break a nail. 346 00:30:00,423 --> 00:30:04,052 (# "I Ain't Gonna Eat Out My Heart Anymore" by The Divinyls) 347 00:30:08,723 --> 00:30:10,714 # Yeah 348 00:30:16,858 --> 00:30:21,807 - # Yeah - # I admit you got the biggest brown eyes 349 00:30:22,406 --> 00:30:26,684 # And you know how to bite your lips and tantalise 350 00:30:26,952 --> 00:30:29,182 # Sure 351 00:30:29,372 --> 00:30:33,843 - # Yeah - # You can get any girl you want going 352 00:30:34,127 --> 00:30:38,757 # How do you do it? And don't say you don't know cos you do 353 00:30:40,467 --> 00:30:44,938 # Well, baby, I ain't gonna eat out my heart any more 354 00:30:45,472 --> 00:30:49,511 # I ain't gonna eat out my heart any more 355 00:30:49,769 --> 00:30:55,844 # I ain't gonna eat out my heart any more, so quit it 356 00:30:58,862 --> 00:31:02,855 # I love you, I love you, I do, boy 357 00:31:03,118 --> 00:31:05,757 # But you ain't gonna cheat on me 358 00:31:07,205 --> 00:31:10,436 # I need you, I need you, I do, boy 359 00:31:10,667 --> 00:31:13,659 # Chooses a tyranny 360 00:31:14,755 --> 00:31:18,634 # Chooses it here on me 361 00:31:18,885 --> 00:31:20,876 # Yeah 362 00:31:21,680 --> 00:31:24,672 # Just cos I am saying, boy 363 00:31:24,892 --> 00:31:30,808 # You still think the same about what I've been saying 364 00:31:31,148 --> 00:31:32,581 # Yeah 365 00:31:32,734 --> 00:31:37,091 # You'd better watch your step or, boy, you're gonna lose 366 00:31:37,364 --> 00:31:41,118 # The best thing you ever had 367 00:31:42,870 --> 00:31:46,909 # And I ain't gonna eat out my heart any more 368 00:31:47,626 --> 00:31:51,301 # I ain't gonna eat out my heart any more 369 00:31:51,838 --> 00:31:57,788 # I ain't gonna eat out my heart any more, so quit it 370 00:32:03,434 --> 00:32:05,504 The heart. Remember? 371 00:32:05,937 --> 00:32:08,770 So when do I meet this guy Lothos? 372 00:32:08,983 --> 00:32:14,660 I don't know. When he comes to you in your dreams, what does he do to you? 373 00:32:14,990 --> 00:32:17,299 How does he make you feel? 374 00:32:18,326 --> 00:32:21,477 He, uh... he scares me. 375 00:32:22,623 --> 00:32:28,539 Well, I think we can safely say that there's something going on with you, Buffy. 376 00:32:30,590 --> 00:32:34,583 Now, there's nothing to be nervous about. 377 00:32:34,845 --> 00:32:37,279 You're not in any kind of trouble. 378 00:32:37,473 --> 00:32:41,989 Don't think of me as Gary Murray, administrator. 379 00:32:42,270 --> 00:32:49,426 No. Think of me as Gary Murray, party guy. Happenin' dude who can talk to the young. 380 00:32:49,820 --> 00:32:52,892 - So tell me, it's... - (fly buzzes) 381 00:32:53,115 --> 00:32:57,233 It's drugs, isn't it? Hey, I know where you're coming from. 382 00:32:57,495 --> 00:33:00,612 Believe me, I've had my drug experiences. 383 00:33:00,832 --> 00:33:05,269 Oh, yeah. Yeah, I did a lot... well, some acid in the '60s. 384 00:33:05,545 --> 00:33:07,536 - See, I was at a... - (fly buzzes) 385 00:33:07,715 --> 00:33:10,149 I was at a Doobie Brothers concert. 386 00:33:10,342 --> 00:33:14,051 And I could see the music flowing in. It was flowing into me. 387 00:33:14,305 --> 00:33:20,335 It was bright red and electric. And I felt like I was a big toaster, you know. 388 00:33:20,687 --> 00:33:25,044 And I thought "Well, maybe I am a toaster, and we're all molecules." 389 00:33:25,317 --> 00:33:28,832 My friend Melissa, her head looked like a big party balloon. 390 00:33:29,072 --> 00:33:32,223 And that... Boy, that scared me! And... 391 00:33:34,619 --> 00:33:38,009 And then I... I started to freak out. 392 00:33:40,501 --> 00:33:45,211 You said you'd have the part by two o'clock. Christ, it's almost dark. 393 00:33:46,925 --> 00:33:50,361 What nasty bug crawled up your bungus? Where the hell are you goin'? 394 00:33:50,595 --> 00:33:55,225 I'm leavin', man. I'm bailin' town. This place has gotten way too hairy. 395 00:33:55,518 --> 00:33:58,510 Where do I find a mechanic stupid enough to work for my money? 396 00:33:58,730 --> 00:34:00,960 - Seen Benny lately? - No. 397 00:34:03,360 --> 00:34:06,193 Hey. What, you want me to give him a message? 398 00:34:06,405 --> 00:34:09,158 You should think about leaving too, man. 399 00:34:09,366 --> 00:34:14,759 Sell this place. There's something going on here. I don't know, something real weird. 400 00:34:17,250 --> 00:34:19,969 Hey, what do you want me to do if I see Benny? 401 00:34:20,170 --> 00:34:22,161 Run. 402 00:34:32,643 --> 00:34:34,634 Nice night for a walk. 403 00:34:40,859 --> 00:34:43,612 God, it's cold. 404 00:34:43,821 --> 00:34:45,812 Dark. 405 00:34:55,585 --> 00:34:57,576 # Feelings 406 00:34:59,714 --> 00:35:03,343 # Whoa, whoa, whoa, feelings 407 00:35:04,970 --> 00:35:08,963 # Boy, I'm feeling really helpless 408 00:35:09,224 --> 00:35:11,215 Oh, God. 409 00:35:13,855 --> 00:35:16,164 Wait. 410 00:35:16,358 --> 00:35:18,349 Hello? 411 00:35:43,680 --> 00:35:45,113 Toaster-caked him. 412 00:35:45,557 --> 00:35:48,390 It was a trap, get it? I led him in. 413 00:35:48,602 --> 00:35:53,881 It was a blind alley. Get it? If there'd been any more of them, you would be dead by now. 414 00:35:54,191 --> 00:35:57,149 You must never forget the cardinal rule, Buffy. 415 00:35:57,361 --> 00:36:01,240 One vampire is a lot easier to kill than ten. 416 00:36:01,491 --> 00:36:04,085 Does the word "duh" mean anything to you? 417 00:36:04,954 --> 00:36:08,913 You felt sick, didn't you? You had cramps. 418 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:13,209 Nice conversationalist. Yeah, I felt them a little. 419 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:16,899 But I'm not due for a couple of weeks, since you're so hot on the subject. 420 00:36:17,133 --> 00:36:21,490 No, of course you're not. It was a natural reaction on the part of a slayer. 421 00:36:21,763 --> 00:36:24,197 A reaction to their unnaturalness. 422 00:36:24,392 --> 00:36:27,668 And you're going to be able to use that to track them. 423 00:36:27,896 --> 00:36:33,653 Great. My secret weapon is PMS. That's just terrific. Thanks for telling me. 424 00:36:33,986 --> 00:36:36,784 It's not a weapon. It's an alert system. 425 00:36:37,240 --> 00:36:41,552 Well, aren't we kung fu! I don't see you out there killing any vampires. 426 00:36:41,828 --> 00:36:43,819 I play my part. 427 00:36:44,706 --> 00:36:49,257 You can play with your part all you want, but it's my neck on the block. 428 00:36:49,544 --> 00:36:51,580 I'm out there risking my life. 429 00:36:51,756 --> 00:36:55,431 I'm risking my life and you're not doing anything. 430 00:36:57,053 --> 00:37:00,523 I train girls to be slayers. 431 00:37:01,308 --> 00:37:05,347 I have done so for a hundred lives and I shall continue to do so. 432 00:37:06,188 --> 00:37:10,500 I am born each time with the knowledge that my purpose is to prepare the... 433 00:37:10,776 --> 00:37:13,813 ...Chosen One for her battle. 434 00:37:14,030 --> 00:37:18,467 I am not a slayer, and I must not interfere, even if I want to. 435 00:37:18,744 --> 00:37:25,456 Even if I think that this time the girl... is truly exceptional. 436 00:37:29,797 --> 00:37:31,788 So... 437 00:37:32,717 --> 00:37:39,395 What do you do? I mean, you just keep on living the same old life over and over? 438 00:37:40,017 --> 00:37:44,852 - Yes. Yes, until... - What? Till there aren't any more vampires? 439 00:37:45,148 --> 00:37:48,220 - Then what? - Then maybe I'll go to heaven. 440 00:37:49,278 --> 00:37:51,428 Or maybe you'll just get ajob. 441 00:37:51,947 --> 00:37:56,099 Oh, ajob. I would have been a wonderful boot-maker. 442 00:37:56,369 --> 00:37:59,759 That is so dull. I'm going to be a buyer. 443 00:38:00,582 --> 00:38:03,654 - Of what? - I don't know. It's just ajob I heard of. 444 00:38:03,877 --> 00:38:05,868 Sounded pretty cool, you know. 445 00:38:08,091 --> 00:38:12,960 Buying. Buyer. To buy. I like that. 446 00:38:20,563 --> 00:38:23,202 - We should go to work. - Yeah. 447 00:38:25,026 --> 00:38:27,745 Quick, before anybody has any fun. 448 00:38:28,780 --> 00:38:33,535 Merrick, I'm not gonna croak that easily. I have something the other girls didn't have. 449 00:38:33,827 --> 00:38:35,977 And what might that be, pray? 450 00:38:36,872 --> 00:38:38,863 My keen fashion sense. 451 00:38:39,333 --> 00:38:42,006 Vampires of the world, beware. 452 00:38:42,211 --> 00:38:44,805 Merrick, you made ajoke. 453 00:38:45,006 --> 00:38:47,998 That's good. Are you all right? Do you wanna lie down? 454 00:38:48,218 --> 00:38:50,209 I know it hurts the first time. 455 00:38:51,889 --> 00:38:53,880 It was a good joke. 456 00:38:57,979 --> 00:39:01,176 Come on, baby. Come on, baby. Come on, be good. 457 00:39:01,400 --> 00:39:03,391 Come on, come on, come on. 458 00:39:06,322 --> 00:39:08,313 This is not my night. 459 00:39:24,383 --> 00:39:27,773 Come on, baby. This is for the money. Make me proud. Come on. 460 00:39:28,012 --> 00:39:30,003 (engine starts) 461 00:39:30,182 --> 00:39:32,537 Yes. All right. 462 00:39:39,692 --> 00:39:42,206 Ohhhh! 463 00:39:42,403 --> 00:39:44,394 (# "Zap City" by The Cult) 464 00:39:53,165 --> 00:39:55,838 Get off my car, dude. 465 00:40:11,602 --> 00:40:13,399 Come on. 466 00:41:04,328 --> 00:41:06,444 (car horn blares) 467 00:41:17,092 --> 00:41:19,401 Give me a break. 468 00:41:19,595 --> 00:41:21,586 You ruined my new jacket. 469 00:41:22,723 --> 00:41:25,237 Kill him a lot. 470 00:41:47,334 --> 00:41:49,529 Hi. Is that your van? 471 00:41:49,712 --> 00:41:52,067 Yeah, why? Is there... 472 00:42:06,355 --> 00:42:08,471 Interesting choice. 473 00:42:08,650 --> 00:42:12,165 Last-minute decision. Sorry about your guitar. 474 00:42:12,779 --> 00:42:15,339 Hey. You're that weird guy. 475 00:42:18,995 --> 00:42:21,190 - Yeah. - You've been hurt? 476 00:42:21,372 --> 00:42:25,684 Oh, no. You know what they say - anyone who can walk away from... 477 00:42:26,753 --> 00:42:30,029 - You know this guy? - Well, somewhat. 478 00:42:30,257 --> 00:42:33,806 He's rather fond of passing out just as I happen by. 479 00:42:39,935 --> 00:42:42,733 - You doin' all right? You OK? - Yeah, I'm good. 480 00:42:42,938 --> 00:42:45,247 I, you know, kinda miss my knees, though. 481 00:42:45,441 --> 00:42:47,671 You want some water or anything? 482 00:42:47,860 --> 00:42:50,772 - The kitchen's in here. - Nope. Got it covered. 483 00:43:03,585 --> 00:43:06,657 So you do this a lot? I mean, is this like a hobby for you? 484 00:43:06,881 --> 00:43:08,872 Not exactly. 485 00:43:10,594 --> 00:43:13,267 They were vampires, weren't they? 486 00:43:16,183 --> 00:43:19,653 - Yeah. - God! Vampires. Unbelievable. 487 00:43:22,273 --> 00:43:25,265 You had a car full of stuff. Were you leaving? 488 00:43:25,484 --> 00:43:29,682 Yeah, I was bailin'. I've got this friend, and he's really... 489 00:43:29,948 --> 00:43:34,100 Well, he's really a vampire, I guess. It's not a good scene, it's a bad scene. 490 00:43:34,369 --> 00:43:36,929 And tomorrow I'm on a bus. I'm outta here. 491 00:43:38,124 --> 00:43:40,797 - Wow. Are you OK? - No, I'm fine. 492 00:43:41,003 --> 00:43:43,961 - You sure? - It doesn't hurt. 493 00:43:44,548 --> 00:43:46,778 I'm OK. 494 00:43:47,426 --> 00:43:51,658 Who are you? I'm sorry, but you seemed like such a flake. 495 00:43:51,931 --> 00:43:54,809 And I mean that in a good way, really. It's just... 496 00:43:55,018 --> 00:43:58,806 Hey, I can keep talking until you strike me dead, or not. I prefer not. 497 00:43:59,064 --> 00:44:02,454 - Things are kinda confusing. - I'll buy that. 498 00:44:04,445 --> 00:44:07,357 Three weeks ago all I could think about was... 499 00:44:07,573 --> 00:44:11,885 I didn't actually think about anything. I definitely didn't expect this. 500 00:44:12,161 --> 00:44:15,437 You know what it's like when everything is suddenly different? 501 00:44:15,665 --> 00:44:22,377 And everything you thought was crucial seems so stupid? 502 00:44:22,757 --> 00:44:28,627 You find yourself... babbling incoherently to a strange man in your living room. 503 00:44:33,644 --> 00:44:36,875 Are you... calling me a man? 504 00:44:46,033 --> 00:44:48,103 Listen, I'm gonna go to bed. 505 00:44:49,411 --> 00:44:54,929 If you want to stay, you can stay in the guest room. 506 00:44:55,251 --> 00:44:59,802 No, I'll stay right here. Make sure the sun comes up and everything. 507 00:45:02,009 --> 00:45:04,000 OK. 508 00:45:05,555 --> 00:45:08,023 I know what it's like. 509 00:45:16,901 --> 00:45:22,134 You fool. You left the others behind because of a little thing like this? 510 00:45:22,448 --> 00:45:24,439 On their first kill? 511 00:45:25,493 --> 00:45:27,484 He took my arm. 512 00:45:29,080 --> 00:45:33,676 It's your own fault, you reckless imbecile. 513 00:45:33,961 --> 00:45:37,670 The city of angels is ours for the taking. 514 00:45:37,924 --> 00:45:44,363 But you... 1200 years old, you behave like a child. 515 00:45:45,600 --> 00:45:47,636 I had him in my grasp. 516 00:45:49,103 --> 00:45:52,573 Cheer up. You may still. 517 00:45:53,733 --> 00:45:56,850 And do something about that arm. It looks horrible. 518 00:45:57,904 --> 00:46:01,613 Honestly, I don't know how you made it through the crusades. 519 00:46:02,577 --> 00:46:04,568 I'll be in my chamber... 520 00:46:06,957 --> 00:46:08,948 ...having a little snack. 521 00:46:15,633 --> 00:46:18,989 They found Cassandra's body in the hills. 522 00:46:19,220 --> 00:46:21,939 I know. It had been there for weeks, all icky. 523 00:46:22,140 --> 00:46:23,937 - It's awful. - Uh-huh. 524 00:46:24,100 --> 00:46:26,694 - She still had my jacket. - The yellow leather? 525 00:46:26,895 --> 00:46:30,171 - You didn't get that back from her? - Oh, I'm so sorry. 526 00:46:31,608 --> 00:46:35,487 - I loved thatjacket. - There's a memorial service. You goin'? 527 00:46:35,738 --> 00:46:38,377 I don't know. Coach says I gotta work on my abs. 528 00:46:38,575 --> 00:46:40,611 Oh, got to get some. 529 00:46:41,036 --> 00:46:41,991 Whoa! 530 00:46:45,958 --> 00:46:47,311 Whoa! Whoa! 531 00:46:47,460 --> 00:46:50,418 I'm sorry. I don't actually need any right now. 532 00:46:51,339 --> 00:46:54,331 - Hey, what is it with you? - Don't grab me, OK? 533 00:46:54,550 --> 00:46:57,667 Absolutely. I see now the error of my mistake. 534 00:46:57,888 --> 00:47:01,324 Hey, keep your hand off my thang. I'll pop you one. 535 00:47:02,059 --> 00:47:05,495 - Did he scare you? - I can take care of myself, all right? 536 00:47:05,730 --> 00:47:07,721 So I noticed. 537 00:47:07,899 --> 00:47:11,858 - Yo, Jeff. - It's nice to feel needed. 538 00:47:12,112 --> 00:47:14,307 - Let's move out! - Yes! 539 00:47:15,783 --> 00:47:19,981 I've missed three practices. If I'm not at the game tomorrow, everybody will talk. 540 00:47:20,246 --> 00:47:23,079 It's just another distraction. It isn't right. 541 00:47:23,291 --> 00:47:26,681 It isn't my fate? It isn't in the Book of All Knowledgefulness... 542 00:47:26,921 --> 00:47:30,596 ...that I'll be cheering at the game tomorrow? Lighten up, Merrick. 543 00:47:30,841 --> 00:47:33,799 None of the other girls ever gave me this much trouble. 544 00:47:34,012 --> 00:47:36,731 And where are they now? Hello? 545 00:47:39,977 --> 00:47:45,256 If we all work together, together it'll all work out! Are you with me? Now, get out there! 546 00:47:45,566 --> 00:47:47,636 All right. Score some, uh, points. 547 00:47:47,819 --> 00:47:53,052 Hey. You missed practice again today. Sit down and think about how that made me feel. 548 00:47:55,828 --> 00:47:57,819 Go, team, go. 549 00:48:05,046 --> 00:48:06,764 (Buffy) Ready? OK. 550 00:48:06,923 --> 00:48:11,121 (all chant) How funky is your chicken? How funky is your chicken? 551 00:48:11,386 --> 00:48:14,822 How loose is your goose? Our goose is totally loose 552 00:48:15,474 --> 00:48:19,228 So come on, all you Hog fans So come on, all you Hog fans 553 00:48:19,478 --> 00:48:23,073 And shake your caboose And shake your caboose 554 00:48:23,316 --> 00:48:25,307 (cheering and whistling) 555 00:48:27,696 --> 00:48:30,654 (cheerleaders) Two, four, six, eight... 556 00:48:30,866 --> 00:48:34,825 Murph, come on out. You're in. And remember, you're special. 557 00:48:35,080 --> 00:48:38,356 Thanks. All right. Assert your personhood. 558 00:48:38,583 --> 00:48:40,858 Actualise. Actualise. 559 00:48:49,596 --> 00:48:51,985 (coach) More polite. More polite. 560 00:48:52,182 --> 00:48:54,980 Stagger them with your politeness. 561 00:48:55,185 --> 00:48:57,699 I'm open. Grueller? 562 00:48:57,897 --> 00:48:59,888 I'm open! 563 00:49:07,783 --> 00:49:12,174 - We can't have this. Get him out. - It is reprehensible. The points count, right? 564 00:49:12,454 --> 00:49:14,649 - Get him out. - Yeah, OK. 565 00:49:19,170 --> 00:49:21,161 Take it, man. 566 00:49:25,010 --> 00:49:27,444 You go get him out. 567 00:49:31,475 --> 00:49:35,673 Grueller's pretty much abandoned the concept of zones. 568 00:49:40,152 --> 00:49:42,507 There's a girl on the court. 569 00:49:47,785 --> 00:49:50,379 (Grueller yells) 570 00:49:51,164 --> 00:49:53,359 - (Merrick) Buffy. - He knows who I am. 571 00:49:58,965 --> 00:50:00,717 - Got a gear... - Hah! 572 00:50:00,883 --> 00:50:03,397 Hey, Eric. Must be half-time. 573 00:50:03,595 --> 00:50:07,031 Hey, babe. You wanna get some real power between your legs? 574 00:50:07,265 --> 00:50:10,177 Yeah, I do. 575 00:50:10,394 --> 00:50:13,704 Dyke! You're a dyke! 576 00:50:13,940 --> 00:50:16,215 I'll tell the world! 577 00:50:25,869 --> 00:50:28,144 (Buffy) Grueller! Grueller! 578 00:50:29,039 --> 00:50:31,030 Come on! 579 00:50:39,802 --> 00:50:41,793 Come on. 580 00:51:27,855 --> 00:51:30,415 - Ha-ha. - Ow. 581 00:51:31,233 --> 00:51:33,224 Someone get an ouchie? 582 00:51:33,403 --> 00:51:38,716 Grueller, it's me. Remember me? Buffy. We used to hang. My birthday party? 583 00:51:39,034 --> 00:51:42,663 You drank all the blueberry schnapps and louched on my mom? 584 00:51:44,039 --> 00:51:47,748 - You were my friend. - Now I'm a god. 585 00:51:54,927 --> 00:51:57,760 And now you're a coatrack. 586 00:52:00,767 --> 00:52:02,086 Geek. 587 00:52:02,227 --> 00:52:04,218 Whoa. Here we go. 588 00:52:14,448 --> 00:52:16,564 Look. There. 589 00:52:24,126 --> 00:52:27,277 - Hi. - Hi. What are you doing here? 590 00:52:27,505 --> 00:52:30,099 What am I doing here? I'm saving your butt. 591 00:52:30,299 --> 00:52:35,373 Well, there was sort of an exchange of butts. At least I didn't faint. 592 00:52:35,680 --> 00:52:38,353 Pike, you shouldn't have come back. 593 00:52:39,685 --> 00:52:42,677 What am I gonna do? Run? Where am I gonna go? 594 00:52:42,897 --> 00:52:48,210 These guys are everywhere, and I wanna do some damage. I'm good with damage. 595 00:52:48,528 --> 00:52:51,042 I'd better find Merrick. 596 00:53:00,583 --> 00:53:03,336 I didn't expect to see you so soon. 597 00:53:07,216 --> 00:53:10,811 I know that guy. That is a bad guy. Can we go, please? 598 00:53:11,053 --> 00:53:13,203 Has our time finally come? 599 00:53:14,014 --> 00:53:16,323 Have you ripened so fast? 600 00:53:16,517 --> 00:53:19,031 Come closer. 601 00:53:19,229 --> 00:53:21,220 Look at me. 602 00:53:23,358 --> 00:53:26,395 Does anybody here have a problem with this but me? 603 00:53:31,784 --> 00:53:34,059 Come into my eyes. 604 00:53:34,245 --> 00:53:36,679 - Yes. - (Pike) Hey. 605 00:53:38,834 --> 00:53:44,192 Hello? This is not a caring nurturer. He's a bloodsucking fiend from beyond the grave. 606 00:53:44,674 --> 00:53:48,986 Will you be wagging thatjaw of yours while I'm biting it off? 607 00:53:49,262 --> 00:53:51,253 Are you addressing I? 608 00:53:51,432 --> 00:53:53,423 (Lothos) Who's ready to stop me? 609 00:53:54,601 --> 00:53:57,035 It's not you, Merrick. 610 00:53:57,521 --> 00:54:02,595 You finally brought me someone real. But is she ready? 611 00:54:03,111 --> 00:54:06,183 Well, actually, she's quite a pain in the ass. 612 00:54:06,406 --> 00:54:08,681 - What a pity. - (Pike) Your move, Merrick. 613 00:54:10,035 --> 00:54:14,825 Come on, Lefty. Remember what happened the last time you messed with me? 614 00:54:15,124 --> 00:54:18,321 - I remember. - Shit. 615 00:54:21,799 --> 00:54:24,108 She's not ready for you, Lothos. 616 00:54:24,634 --> 00:54:28,866 That's too bad. I had such high hopes. 617 00:54:29,724 --> 00:54:31,874 Close your eyes. 618 00:54:33,645 --> 00:54:35,761 No! Not this one. 619 00:54:37,775 --> 00:54:39,493 Lothos. 620 00:54:46,618 --> 00:54:48,574 Ashes to ashes. 621 00:54:53,542 --> 00:54:56,056 Oh, look. 622 00:54:56,253 --> 00:54:58,847 Look... what I've done. 623 00:55:02,844 --> 00:55:05,312 Dust to dust. 624 00:55:05,514 --> 00:55:08,153 - We're leaving. - We're not eating? 625 00:55:08,350 --> 00:55:10,341 She's not ready. 626 00:55:13,272 --> 00:55:15,263 God. 627 00:55:16,234 --> 00:55:18,225 - Stay still. - I am still. 628 00:55:20,196 --> 00:55:22,187 I'll get you some help. 629 00:55:26,579 --> 00:55:29,093 You... 630 00:55:29,290 --> 00:55:32,487 You do everything wrong. 631 00:55:36,298 --> 00:55:38,766 Sorry. I take it back. 632 00:55:38,967 --> 00:55:40,958 No. 633 00:55:41,887 --> 00:55:44,196 Do it wrong. 634 00:55:44,390 --> 00:55:47,700 Don't play our game. 635 00:55:48,729 --> 00:55:54,406 Lothos is a... is a show. 636 00:55:55,277 --> 00:55:57,632 Remember about the music. 637 00:55:57,822 --> 00:55:59,813 Listen. 638 00:56:00,867 --> 00:56:06,863 When the music stops, the rest is... 639 00:56:11,170 --> 00:56:13,889 Merrick? Merrick? 640 00:56:16,134 --> 00:56:18,125 Oh... 641 00:57:03,270 --> 00:57:05,943 It really was mondo bizarro. 642 00:57:06,148 --> 00:57:11,142 When she ran out onto the court, wasn't it the most out-of-it thing ever, or did I blink? 643 00:57:11,445 --> 00:57:13,436 No. Way mental. 644 00:57:16,492 --> 00:57:19,290 - Oh, hi, Buffy. - Hi, guys. 645 00:57:19,495 --> 00:57:21,884 You were supposed to be here at three. 646 00:57:22,791 --> 00:57:26,420 - Yeah, I know. I'm sorry, I forgot. - Buffy, what is your sitch? 647 00:57:26,671 --> 00:57:30,027 You're acting like a thing from another tax bracket. It's too weird. 648 00:57:30,258 --> 00:57:33,136 Listen, a lot's been going on, guys, OK? 649 00:57:33,344 --> 00:57:36,780 And I really wanted to talk to you guys about it. 650 00:57:38,601 --> 00:57:43,038 See, a couple of weeks ago, I met this guy... 651 00:57:43,314 --> 00:57:45,828 Oh, my God. You're having an affair? 652 00:57:46,026 --> 00:57:48,017 - Cool. - Does Jeffrey know? 653 00:57:49,613 --> 00:57:54,050 It's not about that. He's, like, old. He's 50. 654 00:57:54,785 --> 00:57:56,776 (all) Ew! 655 00:57:56,954 --> 00:57:58,353 - Sick. - Gross. 656 00:57:58,498 --> 00:58:03,288 Haven't you guys noticed what's been going on here? The strange things? 657 00:58:04,129 --> 00:58:07,917 Haven't you noticed people disappearing? Turning up dead? 658 00:58:08,175 --> 00:58:10,370 - What are you talking about? - Weird. 659 00:58:10,552 --> 00:58:13,908 You mean, like, hanging out with that homeless, Poke? 660 00:58:14,140 --> 00:58:16,176 Pike. 661 00:58:17,728 --> 00:58:21,687 - Ew. You're having an affair with him? - He doesn't look 50. 662 00:58:21,940 --> 00:58:25,774 Guys, I think reality stepped out of here about five minutes ago. 663 00:58:26,028 --> 00:58:29,020 - Thank you very much. - Yeah. Like you've got a grip. 664 00:58:29,240 --> 00:58:33,597 You're out of it. Jennifer says you've blown off cheerleading and dance committee. 665 00:58:33,870 --> 00:58:36,589 Excuse me for having something important to do. 666 00:58:36,790 --> 00:58:40,624 And this isn't important? This happens to be the dance. 667 00:58:40,878 --> 00:58:42,709 Right. It's a dance. 668 00:58:42,880 --> 00:58:47,635 It's a stupid dance with a bunch of stupid people that I see every stupid day. 669 00:58:47,927 --> 00:58:50,043 Like, now we're, like, stupid? 670 00:58:50,222 --> 00:58:53,339 You know, Buffy, this doesn't happen to be just any dance. 671 00:58:53,559 --> 00:58:56,995 It happens to be the last dance of our last year. 672 00:58:57,229 --> 00:58:59,538 - Except for the semiformal. - Right. 673 00:58:59,732 --> 00:59:02,007 - And the totally formal. - Oh, yeah. 674 00:59:02,193 --> 00:59:04,661 - Oh, yeah. And the senior prom. - OK! 675 00:59:04,864 --> 00:59:08,777 Buffy, if you wanna play house with the unwashed masses, that's fine. 676 00:59:09,034 --> 00:59:13,107 But, personally, I think you should spend a little time prioritising. 677 00:59:13,373 --> 00:59:17,207 - What language are you speaking? - Get out of my facial. 678 00:59:21,841 --> 00:59:25,231 Well, I guess you got what you came for. 679 00:59:27,096 --> 00:59:29,451 - Nic... - Later for it. 680 00:59:31,976 --> 00:59:34,092 Jen? 681 00:59:46,785 --> 00:59:51,700 Buff! Hey, Buff. What you been doing? I've been looking all over for you. 682 00:59:51,998 --> 00:59:54,512 I'm going shopping. Don't try and stop me, OK? 683 00:59:54,710 --> 00:59:57,065 Cool. I need Allen wrenches. What do you need? 684 00:59:57,255 --> 00:59:59,246 - Dress. - For what? 685 00:59:59,423 --> 01:00:01,414 - Dance. - Come again? 686 01:00:01,593 --> 01:00:03,629 I'm going to the senior dance. 687 01:00:03,803 --> 01:00:06,397 The second word sounds like "dance". 688 01:00:06,599 --> 01:00:10,751 - I'm going to the dance. - For what? 689 01:00:11,020 --> 01:00:14,296 In order to dance, drink punch, be with my friends, comprende? 690 01:00:14,524 --> 01:00:20,201 No. The world is under attack by legions of the undead and you're going to a mixer? 691 01:00:20,531 --> 01:00:24,080 It's a senior dance. It's important. You wouldn't understand. 692 01:00:24,327 --> 01:00:27,160 No, I wouldn't. I thought you wanted to kill vampires. 693 01:00:27,372 --> 01:00:32,287 I don't wanna kill anybody, OK? And I don't wanna talk about this any more. 694 01:00:32,586 --> 01:00:36,499 - What about Merrick? Is that what he'd want? - Merrick's dead. 695 01:00:36,757 --> 01:00:38,827 Cheap shot. 696 01:00:39,009 --> 01:00:43,605 He's dead because of me. Because I couldn't lift a hand against Lothos. 697 01:00:43,890 --> 01:00:45,881 I'm in way over my head. 698 01:00:46,059 --> 01:00:49,938 Look, life's a bitch. I'll give you that. But, Buffy, you're the guy. 699 01:00:50,189 --> 01:00:52,180 You are the chosen guy. 700 01:00:52,983 --> 01:00:57,022 Right. I'm the Chosen One. And I choose to be shopping. 701 01:00:58,072 --> 01:01:01,701 - Yeah, I should have known. - So leave me alone, all right? 702 01:01:02,953 --> 01:01:08,266 Benny was right. You're all the same. I'm not disappointed, just angry. 703 01:01:22,725 --> 01:01:24,716 Buffy? 704 01:01:34,363 --> 01:01:37,878 - Buffy. - Lay out my suit. 705 01:01:38,117 --> 01:01:40,312 We will be attending a dance. 706 01:01:40,495 --> 01:01:43,692 Dance? Master, what are we waiting for? 707 01:01:43,915 --> 01:01:47,225 The Slayer is unmasked. Let's finish it. 708 01:01:47,461 --> 01:01:50,339 - We'll wait until Saturday. - Why? 709 01:01:50,547 --> 01:01:54,745 Because I want to dance. 710 01:01:56,221 --> 01:01:58,212 I am yours to command. 711 01:01:58,390 --> 01:02:00,381 (# "Silent City" by Matthew Sweet) 712 01:02:02,227 --> 01:02:06,379 # Taking you to the silent city 713 01:02:06,649 --> 01:02:10,437 # Underneath the broken stones 714 01:02:10,695 --> 01:02:14,529 # I was hoping for eternity 715 01:02:14,783 --> 01:02:18,332 # Here among the dirt and bones 716 01:02:20,831 --> 01:02:24,187 # Lovers hand in hand 717 01:02:26,295 --> 01:02:33,485 # Enjoy your time together while you can 718 01:02:46,818 --> 01:02:48,809 (# "Inner Mind" by Eon) 719 01:03:11,387 --> 01:03:13,378 Nice outfit. 720 01:03:14,266 --> 01:03:17,224 - This one doesn't have a mirror at home? - Sh! 721 01:03:31,952 --> 01:03:35,547 - Have you seen Jeffrey? - If I say no, are you gonna hurt me? 722 01:03:36,999 --> 01:03:39,354 - No. - No. 723 01:03:46,468 --> 01:03:48,459 - Hi, guys. - Hi. 724 01:03:49,472 --> 01:03:55,866 Have you seen Jeffrey? Cos the limo didn't show up, and I thought maybe he'd be here. 725 01:03:58,397 --> 01:04:00,388 What? 726 01:04:03,487 --> 01:04:06,524 - Jeffrey, there you are. - Buffy, what are you doing here? 727 01:04:06,740 --> 01:04:09,971 I thought we were gonna come here together. 728 01:04:10,202 --> 01:04:12,193 I'm here with Jenny. 729 01:04:15,876 --> 01:04:19,073 - I don't get it. - Come on, Buffy. You know what's going on. 730 01:04:19,297 --> 01:04:21,731 It's not working out at all. 731 01:04:21,924 --> 01:04:24,518 I gotta move on. I got needs too. 732 01:04:25,970 --> 01:04:30,088 - I told you about all this. - No, you didn't. 733 01:04:30,600 --> 01:04:33,273 - Didn't you get my message? - You left me a message? 734 01:04:33,479 --> 01:04:35,674 You weren't home. Like always. 735 01:04:36,148 --> 01:04:39,504 - You broke up with my machine? - I'm outta here. Jenny. 736 01:04:40,737 --> 01:04:42,728 Jenny! We're leaving! 737 01:04:47,745 --> 01:04:50,498 (# "Little Heaven" by Toad the Wet Sprocket) 738 01:05:01,051 --> 01:05:03,007 # Opened my eyes 739 01:05:03,178 --> 01:05:06,648 # The fire had come 740 01:05:09,060 --> 01:05:12,848 # Not for the end of days 741 01:05:14,107 --> 01:05:16,143 # Not for the faithless ones 742 01:05:17,987 --> 01:05:21,343 # Not for vision understood 743 01:05:21,991 --> 01:05:25,745 # Burns because it has to burn 744 01:05:25,996 --> 01:05:29,671 # Change'll happen whether we 745 01:05:29,917 --> 01:05:33,956 # Are still or moving 746 01:05:37,759 --> 01:05:42,992 # Breathe in waves of doubt 747 01:05:45,726 --> 01:05:50,720 # Bitter in your mouth 748 01:05:51,982 --> 01:05:57,693 # You will exhale cinnamon clouds 749 01:05:59,449 --> 01:06:01,440 God. Pike. 750 01:06:02,119 --> 01:06:04,235 I crashed your party. 751 01:06:04,413 --> 01:06:08,406 - How shallow of you. - Yeah, well, I'm pretty shallow. 752 01:06:10,545 --> 01:06:12,422 I'm glad you came. 753 01:06:12,589 --> 01:06:17,868 You seemed to be having a swell time, Queen of the Cardboard Jungle. 754 01:06:23,226 --> 01:06:26,218 Would I get my ass kicked if I asked you to dance? 755 01:06:29,483 --> 01:06:31,474 Maybe. 756 01:06:32,819 --> 01:06:37,370 # Turns me inside out 757 01:06:39,077 --> 01:06:44,993 # And I will exhale a primal shout 758 01:06:49,338 --> 01:06:53,047 You know, Buffy, you're not like other girls. 759 01:06:57,806 --> 01:06:59,797 Yes, I am. 760 01:06:59,975 --> 01:07:05,254 # I understand the fire will come 761 01:07:07,692 --> 01:07:11,128 # Not for the strength of will 762 01:07:12,405 --> 01:07:15,044 # Or passion of anyone 763 01:07:15,242 --> 01:07:19,155 # Not for the end of days 764 01:07:20,248 --> 01:07:23,001 # Not for the faithless ones 765 01:07:28,298 --> 01:07:31,131 (# "Party with the Animals" by Ozzy Osbourne) 766 01:07:39,894 --> 01:07:41,885 I can't believe it. 767 01:07:52,116 --> 01:07:54,152 Is somebody kidding? 768 01:08:01,710 --> 01:08:04,782 Oh, man. There were vampires out there, man. 769 01:08:09,261 --> 01:08:10,899 Oh, my God! 770 01:08:11,346 --> 01:08:13,337 OK. Nobody go near the door. 771 01:08:15,768 --> 01:08:18,362 Party time! 772 01:08:19,146 --> 01:08:23,139 Don't worry. They can't come in unless they're invited. 773 01:08:23,609 --> 01:08:25,600 I already invited 'em. 774 01:08:27,656 --> 01:08:29,726 They're seniors. 775 01:08:29,908 --> 01:08:31,500 (vampire) Buffy! 776 01:08:31,661 --> 01:08:33,936 You wanna dance? 777 01:08:34,122 --> 01:08:37,717 We want her. We want Buffy. Send her out. 778 01:08:37,959 --> 01:08:40,473 Or we'll come in. 779 01:08:40,670 --> 01:08:45,061 Hey. I have detention slips here and I'm not afraid to use 'em. 780 01:08:47,553 --> 01:08:49,623 We got a problem. 781 01:08:51,265 --> 01:08:54,655 I got a bag full of solutions. What are we gonna do about it? 782 01:08:54,894 --> 01:08:57,169 - You're staying here. - What? 783 01:08:57,355 --> 01:09:00,233 If they come in here, it's gonna turn into a total stain. 784 01:09:00,443 --> 01:09:02,559 Yeah, you say it like it's a bad thing. 785 01:09:02,736 --> 01:09:05,330 It's a good thing one of us was prepared. 786 01:09:06,323 --> 01:09:10,635 - I'm not gonna let you out there by yourself. - Don't piss me off. 787 01:09:12,581 --> 01:09:14,776 Buffy! 788 01:09:15,334 --> 01:09:17,211 Hey, Buff. 789 01:09:50,873 --> 01:09:53,671 It's OK. I think they're going after her. 790 01:10:00,342 --> 01:10:03,140 - Jeffrey. Wow. - (Buffy) That was quick. 791 01:10:03,929 --> 01:10:05,920 Run, Buffy. Run. 792 01:10:09,894 --> 01:10:10,690 Ew! 793 01:10:15,484 --> 01:10:17,679 Look out, dude. 794 01:10:30,418 --> 01:10:32,568 Hi. How's it going? 795 01:10:34,672 --> 01:10:38,347 I'm fine. But you're obviously having a bad-hair day. 796 01:10:39,093 --> 01:10:41,084 Funny. 797 01:10:41,263 --> 01:10:43,777 (# "Light Comes out of Black" by Halford) 798 01:11:04,455 --> 01:11:07,845 Or she could go for what's behind door number three. 799 01:11:30,400 --> 01:11:32,391 This party sucks, man. 800 01:11:36,324 --> 01:11:38,792 Come on, come on. Fight like a man. 801 01:11:47,128 --> 01:11:52,122 Isn't it great, Pike? Isn't it great? Finally got those bitches on the run. 802 01:11:53,134 --> 01:11:57,332 Honestly, I leave you alone for five minutes and look who you're hangin' out with. 803 01:11:57,597 --> 01:12:00,509 It doesn't have to be that way. I could still change you. 804 01:12:00,726 --> 01:12:02,717 Give me a break, Benny. 805 01:12:03,772 --> 01:12:06,411 Why do you like these people? They're sheep. 806 01:12:08,985 --> 01:12:13,297 Oh, forget them. Live for ever. We could start a band. 807 01:12:16,327 --> 01:12:22,038 I'll get you, Buffy. And your little dog, too. I just don't know what he sees in you. 808 01:12:22,375 --> 01:12:25,924 You don't really think you can stand up to him, do you? 809 01:12:26,171 --> 01:12:31,370 Admit it, Buffy. Aren't there times when you just feel less than fresh? 810 01:12:35,515 --> 01:12:37,870 You're pathetic. 811 01:12:38,060 --> 01:12:40,449 You're not even fit to die for him. 812 01:12:41,396 --> 01:12:43,705 We're immortal, Buffy. 813 01:12:44,399 --> 01:12:46,469 We can do anything. 814 01:12:46,652 --> 01:12:48,643 Oh, yeah? Clap. 815 01:12:48,821 --> 01:12:50,413 (violin plays) 816 01:13:16,185 --> 01:13:18,574 You're gonna wish you'd died. 817 01:13:22,859 --> 01:13:25,089 Ooh. Ah. 818 01:13:25,279 --> 01:13:27,315 Ow. Ooh. 819 01:13:27,489 --> 01:13:30,049 Ooh. Ah. Ah. 820 01:13:31,160 --> 01:13:33,116 Ah. Ooh. 821 01:13:33,288 --> 01:13:35,518 Ugh. Ah. 822 01:13:38,293 --> 01:13:40,523 Ah. Uh. Uh. 823 01:13:49,806 --> 01:13:52,320 You know this is our night. 824 01:13:52,851 --> 01:13:55,365 I do. 825 01:13:56,813 --> 01:13:59,008 - It was good, wasn't it? - What? 826 01:13:59,191 --> 01:14:03,184 Killing him. So intimate. 827 01:14:03,446 --> 01:14:08,645 Your first real kill, and my last gift to him. 828 01:14:09,954 --> 01:14:12,422 - Where is she? - She's meat for the beast. 829 01:14:13,123 --> 01:14:16,115 The Master wants her. And Uncle Sam wants you. 830 01:14:20,298 --> 01:14:23,370 - Things change, Ben. - What's up with that, Pike? 831 01:14:30,476 --> 01:14:35,630 It's time to put away childish things. 832 01:14:45,785 --> 01:14:48,174 (music stops) 833 01:14:48,371 --> 01:14:50,362 Silence. 834 01:14:55,462 --> 01:14:57,612 Look at me. 835 01:14:57,798 --> 01:15:00,995 The rest is silence. That's it. 836 01:15:01,219 --> 01:15:05,007 - What? - Merrick told me. I knew it all along. 837 01:15:08,560 --> 01:15:10,551 The music stopped. 838 01:15:12,356 --> 01:15:14,347 Look at me. 839 01:15:16,694 --> 01:15:20,482 - It's too late. - You and I are one. 840 01:15:21,992 --> 01:15:25,507 One what? Cute couple? I don't think so. 841 01:15:28,624 --> 01:15:30,774 You and I... Look at me. 842 01:15:30,960 --> 01:15:33,474 You and I are joined. 843 01:15:33,671 --> 01:15:36,629 We're joined? Please! 844 01:15:37,342 --> 01:15:39,936 You stupid little bitch! 845 01:15:40,137 --> 01:15:42,093 How are you gonna stop me? 846 01:15:42,556 --> 01:15:45,912 I am life beyond death. 847 01:15:46,143 --> 01:15:50,421 And you are just like the other girls. 848 01:15:50,690 --> 01:15:52,726 Maybe I'll surprise you. 849 01:15:53,485 --> 01:15:56,443 This is your defence? Please! 850 01:15:57,114 --> 01:15:59,708 - Your puny faith? - No. 851 01:16:00,952 --> 01:16:03,147 My keen fashion sense. 852 01:16:10,671 --> 01:16:12,662 Detention. 853 01:16:13,465 --> 01:16:18,664 Detention, detention, detention. 854 01:16:18,971 --> 01:16:24,603 Detention, detention. I think that's all of 'em. Nope! Detention, detention. 855 01:16:24,936 --> 01:16:27,894 Hey, look. It's Buffy. 856 01:16:28,107 --> 01:16:32,498 Buffy? No, no! Don't let her in. They'll kill us! Please keep her out! 857 01:16:41,371 --> 01:16:45,444 Buffy. I didn't think I was gonna see you again. Are you all right? 858 01:16:47,795 --> 01:16:50,104 Get out of my way. Find my friend Pike. 859 01:16:58,933 --> 01:17:01,163 I'll have you beg. 860 01:17:01,352 --> 01:17:05,106 Split open like rotted fruit, all of you. 861 01:17:05,982 --> 01:17:08,291 That is definitely not a student. 862 01:17:11,447 --> 01:17:13,836 You are my destiny. 863 01:17:16,577 --> 01:17:18,647 I could never hurt you. 864 01:17:28,132 --> 01:17:33,252 I'm gonna send you screaming to the pits of hell. Ha! Trust me! 865 01:17:47,862 --> 01:17:50,376 I haven't finished with you, bitch. 866 01:18:07,801 --> 01:18:09,792 I got him! 867 01:18:18,271 --> 01:18:20,580 Well, I had him. 868 01:18:24,236 --> 01:18:26,352 No, no, no, no. 869 01:18:36,792 --> 01:18:39,625 Now I'm really pissed off. 870 01:18:41,172 --> 01:18:43,561 Good! 871 01:18:45,009 --> 01:18:47,159 Oops. 872 01:19:01,736 --> 01:19:03,454 Pike? 873 01:19:12,039 --> 01:19:14,234 Pike. 874 01:19:16,085 --> 01:19:18,076 Oh, I used to be. 875 01:19:20,465 --> 01:19:22,456 Sorry. 876 01:19:23,969 --> 01:19:26,039 You OK? 877 01:19:26,221 --> 01:19:29,338 Yeah, I'm all right. Are you OK? 878 01:19:29,559 --> 01:19:31,629 I can't move my legs. 879 01:19:31,812 --> 01:19:34,326 - Why? - Cos you're sitting on 'em. 880 01:19:37,943 --> 01:19:40,582 OK, come on. I'll help you up. 881 01:19:46,828 --> 01:19:48,819 (sirens approaching) 882 01:19:51,624 --> 01:19:53,615 Did I do all of that? 883 01:19:55,296 --> 01:19:57,287 No. 884 01:19:57,464 --> 01:19:59,500 Did you do all of that? 885 01:19:59,676 --> 01:20:01,667 Yeah. Yeah, I did. 886 01:20:12,065 --> 01:20:13,817 I, uh... 887 01:20:13,983 --> 01:20:15,974 I saved you a dance. 888 01:20:19,364 --> 01:20:21,355 You gonna ask me? 889 01:20:27,999 --> 01:20:30,274 - I suppose you wanna lead? - No. 890 01:20:34,381 --> 01:20:36,372 Me neither. 891 01:20:38,344 --> 01:20:40,335 This is a good thing. 892 01:20:47,645 --> 01:20:50,079 (# "We Close Our Eyes" by Susanna Hoffs) 893 01:21:09,795 --> 01:21:13,708 # We close our eyes 894 01:21:17,387 --> 01:21:19,537 # We close our eyes and dream 895 01:21:20,599 --> 01:21:24,512 # And the world has turned around again 896 01:21:31,611 --> 01:21:37,368 # When everybody is running in the big race 897 01:21:37,701 --> 01:21:41,899 # And having a good time 898 01:21:42,164 --> 01:21:45,713 # Who am I to cast a shadow? 899 01:21:45,961 --> 01:21:47,599 # Who am I? 900 01:21:47,754 --> 01:21:52,430 # I looked death in the face last night... 901 01:21:52,718 --> 01:21:56,347 ... and laid siege, if you will, to the Hemery senior dance. 902 01:21:56,597 --> 01:21:59,350 They had fangs, they were biting people. 903 01:21:59,559 --> 01:22:03,552 They had this look in their eyes. Totally cold. Animal. 904 01:22:04,857 --> 01:22:06,848 I think they were Young Republicans. 905 01:22:07,025 --> 01:22:11,894 It was like a nightmare in there. Of course, I had to keep my head, but... 906 01:22:12,197 --> 01:22:14,427 ... l've been there, you know. 907 01:22:14,617 --> 01:22:17,051 Yeah. I saw a lot of action in Nam. 908 01:22:18,621 --> 01:22:21,010 Well, I saw "Platoon". 909 01:22:21,834 --> 01:22:25,588 I'm very happy to accept this honour... 910 01:22:25,838 --> 01:22:31,071 ... and I will try very hard to fulfil my needs as your next Miss America. 911 01:22:31,386 --> 01:22:35,664 I do think the students learned a valuable lesson about safety. 912 01:22:37,017 --> 01:22:40,896 Except the dead ones, I mean, of course. Well, they learned it. 913 01:22:41,147 --> 01:22:45,698 But they really didn't have time to implement it, you know, and... 914 01:22:47,445 --> 01:22:49,720 Are we live? 915 01:22:49,906 --> 01:22:54,218 Well, I felt something was wrong, so we really got outta there before... 916 01:22:54,495 --> 01:22:58,249 I mean, I heard stuff. We were nearby. We heard... 917 01:22:58,500 --> 01:23:01,139 I can't believe I let you do that to me. 918 01:23:05,716 --> 01:23:10,551 Details are still sketchy as to exactly who is responsible. 919 01:23:10,847 --> 01:23:15,284 Gang members? Cultists? Everyone seemed to see something different. 920 01:23:15,560 --> 01:23:18,836 This is Liz Smith in Los Angeles.