1 00:00:01,999 --> 00:00:04,868 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2 00:00:04,935 --> 00:00:05,903 ♫ OH ♫ 3 00:00:05,970 --> 00:00:07,437 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 4 00:00:07,504 --> 00:00:09,373 ♫ OH ♫ 5 00:00:09,440 --> 00:00:10,208 ♫ OH ♫ 6 00:00:10,274 --> 00:00:11,242 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 7 00:00:11,309 --> 00:00:12,944 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 8 00:00:13,012 --> 00:00:14,245 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 9 00:00:14,312 --> 00:00:18,751 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 10 00:00:18,818 --> 00:00:23,256 ♫ THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM ♫ 11 00:00:23,323 --> 00:00:27,360 ♫ IN THIS WORLD OF BROKEN DREAMS ♫ 12 00:00:27,428 --> 00:00:31,298 ♫ TEACHER, TELL ME WHAT TO DO ♫ 13 00:00:31,366 --> 00:00:34,969 ♫ I'M TRYING HARD TO MAKE IT THROUGH ♫ 14 00:00:35,037 --> 00:00:37,173 ♫ SO I'M LOOKING TO YOU ♫ 15 00:00:37,240 --> 00:00:39,308 ♫ PLEASE JUST DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ♫ 16 00:00:39,375 --> 00:00:41,377 ♫ IN MY HEART, IN MY SOUL ♫ 17 00:00:41,444 --> 00:00:46,115 ♫ I BELIEVE THAT I AM A CLASS ACT ♫ 18 00:00:46,182 --> 00:00:47,284 ♫ OH ♫ 19 00:00:47,351 --> 00:00:49,820 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 20 00:00:49,887 --> 00:00:51,989 ♫ OH ♫ 21 00:00:52,057 --> 00:00:53,024 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 22 00:00:53,091 --> 00:00:54,292 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 23 00:00:54,359 --> 00:00:55,994 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 24 00:00:56,062 --> 00:01:00,299 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 25 00:01:00,366 --> 00:01:04,403 ♫ HAVE MORE WORK THAN CHILDREN PLAY ♫ 26 00:01:04,470 --> 00:01:09,009 ♫ A-FALLING DOWN THE OTHER DAY ♫ 27 00:01:09,077 --> 00:01:12,213 ♫ 17, A FOOTBALL STAR ♫ 28 00:01:12,280 --> 00:01:15,884 ♫ ANOTHER YOUNG LIFE RIPPED APART ♫ 29 00:01:15,950 --> 00:01:18,387 ♫ SO I'M LOOKING TO YOU ♫ 30 00:01:18,453 --> 00:01:20,489 ♫ PLEASE JUST DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ♫ 31 00:01:20,555 --> 00:01:22,559 ♫ IN MY HEART, IN MY SOUL ♫ 32 00:01:22,626 --> 00:01:26,497 ♫ I BELIEVE THAT I AM A CLASS ACT ♫ 33 00:01:27,831 --> 00:01:28,932 ♫ OH ♫ 34 00:01:28,999 --> 00:01:31,502 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 35 00:01:31,568 --> 00:01:33,036 ♫ OH ♫ 36 00:01:33,104 --> 00:01:34,206 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 37 00:01:34,272 --> 00:01:35,906 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 38 00:01:35,972 --> 00:01:37,141 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 39 00:01:37,208 --> 00:01:41,347 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 40 00:01:41,414 --> 00:01:42,381 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 41 00:01:42,448 --> 00:01:44,217 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 42 00:01:44,283 --> 00:01:45,785 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 43 00:01:45,852 --> 00:01:49,689 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 44 00:01:49,756 --> 00:01:50,724 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 45 00:01:50,790 --> 00:01:52,159 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 46 00:01:52,226 --> 00:01:53,894 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 47 00:01:53,961 --> 00:01:56,197 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 48 00:01:58,033 --> 00:01:59,368 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 49 00:01:59,435 --> 00:02:00,901 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 50 00:02:00,968 --> 00:02:02,338 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 51 00:02:02,404 --> 00:02:06,643 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 52 00:02:06,709 --> 00:02:08,677 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 53 00:02:08,744 --> 00:02:10,747 YO! I MEAN, HEY! 54 00:02:10,813 --> 00:02:12,983 LOOK, THIS ISN'T ME. 55 00:02:13,050 --> 00:02:15,085 I'M DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. 56 00:02:15,153 --> 00:02:17,088 LOOK, I WAS A GENIUS. 57 00:02:17,156 --> 00:02:18,357 I AM A GENIUS. 58 00:02:18,423 --> 00:02:20,124 LOOK, I'VE BEEN FRAMED! 59 00:02:20,191 --> 00:02:22,394 UH-HUH. AND I'M PEE-WEE HERMAN. 60 00:02:22,461 --> 00:02:25,064 THAT'S FUNNY. NO, NO. YOU DON'T GET IT. 61 00:02:25,131 --> 00:02:28,534 YOU SEE, I WAS ON MY WAY TO COLLEGE. DOUBLE 800s, 4.0. 62 00:02:28,601 --> 00:02:30,671 YOU KNOW, GET A DEGREE IN BIOCHEMISTRY 63 00:02:30,737 --> 00:02:33,374 OR APPLIED MATHEMATICAL ENGINEERING SCIENCES. 64 00:02:33,440 --> 00:02:36,042 BUT IT DIDN'T TURN OUT THAT WAY. 65 00:02:36,109 --> 00:02:39,846 I CAME FROM A GOOD, WHOLESOME, INTELLECTUALLY STIMULATING ENVIRONMENT. 66 00:02:39,913 --> 00:02:42,950 AND BLADE-- HE'S THE OTHER GUY I'M GONNA TELL YOU ABOUT. 67 00:02:43,017 --> 00:02:45,388 WELL, HE-- HE'S FROM THE HOOD. 68 00:02:45,454 --> 00:02:48,123 SO YOU CAN SEE OUR LIVES HAVE BEEN COMPLETELY OPPOSITE. 69 00:02:48,191 --> 00:02:50,694 UH-HUH. 70 00:02:50,760 --> 00:02:52,562 LOOK, LET ME START FROM THE BEGINNING. 71 00:02:52,629 --> 00:02:54,198 MAYBE THAT'LL HELP CLEAR THINGS UP. 72 00:02:54,264 --> 00:02:56,334 YOU KNOW, CLARIFY THINGS. 73 00:02:56,401 --> 00:02:58,735 DUNCAN MADE WATER IN POTTY. 74 00:02:58,802 --> 00:03:01,407 WHILE I WAS CONCERNED WITH THE FINER POINTS OF ETIQUETTE, 75 00:03:01,473 --> 00:03:04,510 BLADE WAS PLAYING YELLOW STREAMS BY I.P. FREELY. 76 00:03:04,576 --> 00:03:05,711 PUT THAT AWAY. 77 00:03:05,777 --> 00:03:07,179 HUH? 78 00:03:07,246 --> 00:03:09,048 I WAS A VERITABLE HUMAN SPONGE, 79 00:03:09,115 --> 00:03:12,219 SOAKING UP THE WEALTH OF KNOWLEDGE THE WORLD HAD TO OFFER. 80 00:03:12,285 --> 00:03:14,354 BLADE WAS BECOMING A SMUT KING. 81 00:03:15,956 --> 00:03:19,493 I WAS THE PERFECT CHILD WHO LEARNED TO SHARE... 82 00:03:19,560 --> 00:03:22,464 WHILE BLADE WAS BECOMING A HARDENED CRIMINAL. 83 00:03:23,932 --> 00:03:27,236 I WAS ALWAYS LOOKING INTO THE FUTURE AND BEYOND. 84 00:03:28,170 --> 00:03:30,539 HE WAS LOOKING NEXT DOOR. 85 00:03:30,605 --> 00:03:32,408 YEAH. 86 00:03:32,475 --> 00:03:36,780 I WAS WELL ON THE ROAD TO THE ACADEMIC HALL OF FAME. 87 00:03:36,847 --> 00:03:39,417 BLADE WAS WELL ON HIS WAY TO ALCATRAZ. 88 00:03:39,484 --> 00:03:41,519 IT WAS THE SUMMER BEFORE MY SENIOR YEAR 89 00:03:41,586 --> 00:03:44,021 AND WE HAD JUST MOVED TO A NEW NEIGHBORHOOD. 90 00:03:44,088 --> 00:03:46,391 COULD YOU EXCUSE US? 91 00:03:46,458 --> 00:03:50,429 THERE'S A COUPLE OF GOOD CAN EATINGS FOR SHANKING OVER THERE IN THE CORNER. 92 00:03:50,496 --> 00:03:52,131 SEE? I WAS SET. 93 00:03:52,198 --> 00:03:53,933 BUT ONE OF US WAS STILL VACATIONING 94 00:03:54,000 --> 00:03:57,437 WITH THE BROTHERS AT HIS FAVORITE SUMMER RESORT. 95 00:03:57,504 --> 00:03:59,407 YO, BE COOL, BLADE. 96 00:04:02,141 --> 00:04:03,311 I DON'T LIKE BEING ANGRY. 97 00:04:03,378 --> 00:04:05,281 BUT YOU HAVE TO STAY CALM. 98 00:04:05,347 --> 00:04:08,049 I TRIED TO DO THAT, BUT YOU KNOW, IT'S JUST 99 00:04:08,116 --> 00:04:10,653 IT'S JUST NOT HAPPENING. 100 00:04:12,822 --> 00:04:15,124 JUVEY DICK REICHERT, WHAT A PLEASANT SURPRISE. 101 00:04:15,191 --> 00:04:16,459 WHAT'S GOING ON, MY MAN? 102 00:04:16,526 --> 00:04:18,896 STILL TRYING TO TAKE A BITE OUT OF CRIME? 103 00:04:18,962 --> 00:04:20,897 WHEN AM I GONNA BLOW THIS JOINT? 104 00:04:20,963 --> 00:04:22,501 WHEN YOU'RE A GOOD BOY, MICHAEL. 105 00:04:22,567 --> 00:04:25,670 DON'T GIVE ME THIS CRAP. YOU CAN'T KEEP ME IN HERE, MAN. 106 00:04:25,737 --> 00:04:28,307 I SHOULDN'T EVEN BE IN HERE. NO MATTER WHAT LAWS-- 107 00:04:28,373 --> 00:04:29,708 OH, SHUT UP. 108 00:04:29,774 --> 00:04:31,511 I'M A BLACK MINOR BEING OPPRESSED. 109 00:04:31,577 --> 00:04:33,812 HOW ABOUT WE CALL THE NAACP DOWN HERE? 110 00:04:33,878 --> 00:04:36,248 AAH! AAH! YOU'RE GIVING ME A HEADACHE. 111 00:04:36,316 --> 00:04:38,520 OW! OW! OW! MY EARS ARE BLEEDING. 112 00:04:38,586 --> 00:04:41,021 HOW ABOUT AL SHARPTON, JESSE JACKSON, 113 00:04:41,087 --> 00:04:42,524 THE MINISTER FARRAKHAN? 114 00:04:42,590 --> 00:04:45,659 HERE'S A NEWSFLASH, OKAY? 115 00:04:45,726 --> 00:04:49,331 FARRAKHAN'S NOT COMING HERE TO BAIL ANY PETTY CAR THIEVES. 116 00:04:49,397 --> 00:04:53,401 IF IT WAS UP TO ME, YOU'D STAY HERE UNTIL THIS GUY LOOKED GOOD. 117 00:04:55,138 --> 00:04:56,640 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 118 00:04:56,706 --> 00:05:00,844 BUT IT'S NOT UP TO ME. AND THE, UH, JUDGE IS LETTING YOU OUT. 119 00:05:02,447 --> 00:05:03,814 SEE? THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. 120 00:05:03,881 --> 00:05:05,616 RAISE YOUR VOICE AND PEOPLE LISTEN. 121 00:05:05,683 --> 00:05:08,686 I'M A FREE MAN! POWER TO THE PEOPLE! 122 00:05:08,753 --> 00:05:10,956 WHOA, WHOA, WHOA. WHAT? 123 00:05:11,022 --> 00:05:12,424 NOT SO FAST. 124 00:05:12,491 --> 00:05:14,861 THE JUDGE IS LETTING YOU OUT PENDING CERTAIN CONDITIONS. 125 00:05:14,927 --> 00:05:16,128 WHAT CONDITIONS? 126 00:05:16,195 --> 00:05:17,564 FIRST, YOU GOTTA GO TO SCHOOL 127 00:05:17,630 --> 00:05:19,466 AND YOU HAVE TO GET GOOD GRADES. 128 00:05:19,532 --> 00:05:23,403 COME ON, MAN. ME AND SCHOOL, THAT'S LIKE OIL AND VINEGAR. THEY DON'T MIX. 129 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:25,072 THAT'S OIL AND WATER. WHATEVER. 130 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:26,407 LOOK. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 131 00:05:26,474 --> 00:05:28,843 YOU WANNA GET OUTTA HERE, YOU GO BACK TO SCHOOL. 132 00:05:28,910 --> 00:05:31,279 YOU'LL TURN 18 BEFORE THE END OF THE SEMESTER 133 00:05:31,346 --> 00:05:33,516 THAT MEANS YOU'RE NOT GONNA BE A MINOR ANYMORE. 134 00:05:33,583 --> 00:05:36,485 IF YOU DON'T GET GOOD GRADES, OR YOU'RE CAUGHT FIGHTING 135 00:05:36,551 --> 00:05:38,020 OR HANGING OUT WITH THE BROTHERS, 136 00:05:38,087 --> 00:05:41,291 IF I CATCH YOU SO MUCH AS WIPING YOUR ASS SIDEWAYS, PAL 137 00:05:41,358 --> 00:05:43,326 THAT'S GONNA BE A VIOLATION OF YOUR PROBATION, 138 00:05:43,394 --> 00:05:45,162 AND I'M GONNA BUST YOU AS AN ADULT! 139 00:05:45,229 --> 00:05:48,432 WIPING MY ASS SIDEWAYS. WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? 140 00:05:48,499 --> 00:05:51,503 DAMN, HOMEY, YOU DON'T LIKE ME, DO YOU? 141 00:05:51,569 --> 00:05:53,906 OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. 142 00:05:53,972 --> 00:05:58,210 THE JUDGE HAS ARRANGED FOR A SPECIAL PARTING GIFT FOR YOU BEFORE YOU LEAVE. 143 00:05:58,276 --> 00:06:02,782 THAT'S WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT. THAT'S ALL I'VE BEEN ASKING FOR, A LITTLE RESPECT. 144 00:06:02,849 --> 00:06:06,320 FUCK YOU! 145 00:06:06,387 --> 00:06:07,987 AAH! 146 00:06:08,054 --> 00:06:10,925 WHAT HAPPENED NEXT WAS-- THAT HAMBURGER SURE LOOKS GOOD. 147 00:06:10,991 --> 00:06:12,561 TASTES GOOD, TOO, PUNK. 148 00:06:12,628 --> 00:06:14,895 DR. OPPENHEIMER, DR. MARTIN. 149 00:06:14,962 --> 00:06:16,566 FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY HEART, 150 00:06:16,633 --> 00:06:18,535 SPEAKING AS A THIRD-GENERATION PINDERHUGHES, 151 00:06:18,601 --> 00:06:21,604 THIS IS THE CULMINATION OF A LIFELONG DREAM. 152 00:06:21,671 --> 00:06:22,739 GO, RAGING BEAVERS. 153 00:06:22,805 --> 00:06:24,508 WELL, WELL, THEN, DUNCAN. 154 00:06:24,575 --> 00:06:26,743 HAFFORD HAS THE HIGHEST ADMITTANCE STANDARDS IN THE WORLD. 155 00:06:26,809 --> 00:06:31,549 THE FACT THAT YOU HAD A PERFECT S.A.T. SCORE, A 4.0 GRADE AVERAGE-- 156 00:06:31,616 --> 00:06:35,487 WELL, AS FAR AS WE AT HAFFORD ARE CONCERNED-- IS INSUFFICIENT. 157 00:06:35,555 --> 00:06:37,156 I BEG YOUR PARDON? 158 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:40,426 WHAT HE MEANS IS, ALL OF YOUR ACCOMPLISHMENTS WILL GO FOR NAUGHT 159 00:06:40,493 --> 00:06:42,528 IF YOU CAN'T PASS A P.E. COURSE 160 00:06:42,595 --> 00:06:45,297 TO SATISFY YOUR HIGH SCHOOL GRADUATION REQUIREMENTS. 161 00:06:45,364 --> 00:06:48,102 NO GRADUATION, NO HAFFORD. 162 00:06:48,169 --> 00:06:50,805 WELL, DOCTORS, WE MOVED BECAUSE WE FOUND A SCHOOL 163 00:06:50,872 --> 00:06:54,408 THAT GRADES PHYSICAL EDUCATION ON A PASS/FAIL BASIS. 164 00:06:54,476 --> 00:06:56,479 I DIDN'T HAVE TO FAKE ASTHMA ANYMORE. 165 00:06:56,545 --> 00:06:59,181 DUNCAN WAS NEVER VERY ATHLETIC. 166 00:06:59,247 --> 00:07:00,683 OH, OH, OH. 167 00:07:01,650 --> 00:07:03,787 GET YOUR TRANSCRIPTS IN. 168 00:07:03,853 --> 00:07:05,354 BY THE 1st. 169 00:07:05,421 --> 00:07:09,026 EVERYTHING WAS CHILLIN' TILL THAT FIRST DAY OF SCHOOL. 170 00:07:11,395 --> 00:07:12,362 HELLO. 171 00:07:12,429 --> 00:07:13,598 HI. 172 00:07:15,233 --> 00:07:16,535 SORRY, SIR. 173 00:07:17,334 --> 00:07:19,571 UNLOCK THE DAMN DOOR. 174 00:07:19,638 --> 00:07:21,774 [INDISTINCT SHOUTING] 175 00:07:24,544 --> 00:07:26,480 COME ON IN THE BUILDING THERE. 176 00:07:26,547 --> 00:07:28,682 GO AHEAD ON IN THE BUILDING. 177 00:07:35,656 --> 00:07:37,626 MM-M-M-M. OWN THIS BOOTY BABY! 178 00:07:37,692 --> 00:07:41,863 BERMAN! DAMN KIDS, GET ON MY DAMN NERVES. 179 00:07:56,047 --> 00:07:57,381 HEY! HEY! 180 00:07:57,448 --> 00:08:00,952 OOH! JAIL BAIT. OOH. 181 00:08:10,865 --> 00:08:12,633 UNH! WHOA! 182 00:08:13,968 --> 00:08:15,603 UHH! HEY, DON'T! 183 00:08:18,073 --> 00:08:19,774 OOH, MY GOODNESS. 184 00:08:26,082 --> 00:08:28,017 AAH! 185 00:08:38,896 --> 00:08:40,631 AND THERE IT WAS-- 186 00:08:40,698 --> 00:08:44,236 THE ONE MISTAKE THAT WOULD CHANGE THE REST OF MY LIFE. 187 00:08:44,303 --> 00:08:45,605 HOW BIG WERE THEM TITTIES? 188 00:08:45,671 --> 00:08:47,206 OH, THEY WERE-- 189 00:08:47,272 --> 00:08:49,943 WAIT A MINUTE. LET'S GET BACK TO THE STORY. 190 00:08:50,911 --> 00:08:53,479 QUITE A RECORD, YOUNG MAN. 191 00:08:53,546 --> 00:08:55,782 NO JOKE. 192 00:08:55,849 --> 00:08:58,986 IT'S QUITE A PROFILE. 193 00:08:59,053 --> 00:09:00,823 THAT'S QUITE AN S.A.T. SCORE. 194 00:09:00,889 --> 00:09:02,591 YEAH. I GOT MY NAME RIGHT. 195 00:09:02,658 --> 00:09:05,160 A CRIME. WHAT A CRIME. 196 00:09:05,227 --> 00:09:06,595 WHICH ONE? 197 00:09:06,662 --> 00:09:09,265 IT'S A CRIME YOU CAN'T GET HIGHER THAN A 4.0. 198 00:09:09,332 --> 00:09:12,401 CLEARLY, YOU NEED AN EVEN GREATER CHALLENGE THAN THAT. 199 00:09:12,468 --> 00:09:13,870 CHALLENGE? YES! 200 00:09:13,937 --> 00:09:17,407 SOMEONE LIKE YOU GETS BORED IN A PLACE LIKE THIS. 201 00:09:17,474 --> 00:09:18,643 GOT THAT, BOY. 202 00:09:18,709 --> 00:09:21,112 GOOD! THAT'S WHY I'VE COME UP 203 00:09:21,179 --> 00:09:24,349 WITH SOMETHING A LITTLE EXTRA FOR YOU. 204 00:09:24,415 --> 00:09:25,951 WHAT EXTRA? 205 00:09:27,786 --> 00:09:31,257 HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO SHOW OFF WHAT YOU CAN DO ON TV? 206 00:09:31,323 --> 00:09:34,862 ON WHAT, AMERICA'S MOST WANTED? 207 00:09:34,928 --> 00:09:36,563 THAT'S VERY FUNNY. NO. 208 00:09:36,630 --> 00:09:39,600 IT'S A LOCAL TV COMPETITION SHOW CALLED THE KNOWLEDGE BOWL. 209 00:09:39,668 --> 00:09:41,135 TV COMPETITION? 210 00:09:41,202 --> 00:09:43,604 IT'S A FACE-OFF BETWEEN STUDENTS FROM RIVAL SCHOOLS. 211 00:09:43,672 --> 00:09:46,808 HARD-HITTING, ONE-ON-ONE, 212 00:09:46,875 --> 00:09:49,044 MANO A MANO. THAT'S IT. 213 00:09:49,111 --> 00:09:52,448 WHEN I HEARD YOU WERE GOING TO SPEND YOUR SENIOR YEAR WITH US, 214 00:09:52,515 --> 00:09:55,919 I TOOK THE LIBERTY OF ENTERING HIGGINS HIGH AS A CONTESTANT ON THE SHOW. 215 00:09:55,986 --> 00:10:00,557 I WANT YOU TO LEAD OUR TEAM AGAINST THAT OPPOSING SCHOOL AND KNOCK 'EM DEAD. 216 00:10:00,624 --> 00:10:02,993 I KNOW YOU CAN DO IT. IT'S IN YOUR RECORD. 217 00:10:03,060 --> 00:10:04,663 BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF 'EM? 218 00:10:04,730 --> 00:10:06,732 YES. BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF 'EM. 219 00:10:06,799 --> 00:10:08,834 MURDER THEM. PUT THEIR HEADS TO BED. 220 00:10:08,901 --> 00:10:10,836 RIP THEIR ARMS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS. 221 00:10:10,904 --> 00:10:12,405 OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS. RIGHT! 222 00:10:12,471 --> 00:10:15,241 I'VE BEEN LOOKING FOR A SCHOOL LIKE THIS ALL MY LIFE 223 00:10:15,308 --> 00:10:17,610 THAT COULD TAKE ADVANTAGE OF MY SPECIAL SKILLS. 224 00:10:17,677 --> 00:10:19,914 I THINK WE UNDERSTAND EACH OTHER. 225 00:10:19,980 --> 00:10:23,184 JUST, UH... LEAN ON ME, BRO. 226 00:10:25,520 --> 00:10:27,288 YOU! 227 00:10:27,355 --> 00:10:29,725 IN HERE... NOW. 228 00:10:29,791 --> 00:10:32,527 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE! 229 00:10:32,593 --> 00:10:33,762 THANK YOU, PRINCIPAL KRATZ. 230 00:10:33,829 --> 00:10:35,999 YOU CALL THIS AN S.A.T. SCORE? 231 00:10:36,066 --> 00:10:38,469 THEY SAID IT WAS THE FIRST OF ITS KIND. 232 00:10:38,536 --> 00:10:40,470 WELL, THEY WEREN'T KIDDING. 233 00:10:40,537 --> 00:10:42,673 IT SEEMS TO ME... 234 00:10:48,012 --> 00:10:53,819 IT SEEMS TO ME THAT IF YOU DON'T GET AT LEAST A 3.0, 235 00:10:53,886 --> 00:10:56,790 YOU ARE IN DEEP DOO-DOO. 236 00:10:56,857 --> 00:10:58,691 I'M SHOOTING FOR A 4.0, SIR. 237 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:02,096 HEY, DON'T GIVE ME ANY OF YOUR SMART GUY STUFF. 238 00:11:02,163 --> 00:11:04,330 I KNOW YOU THINK YOU'RE ONE IN A MILLION. 239 00:11:04,397 --> 00:11:07,401 STATISTICALLY, I'M ACTUALLY 1 IN 3.75 MILLION. 240 00:11:07,468 --> 00:11:12,240 WELL, I DON'T GIVE A HOOTENANNY WHAT YOU THINK YOU ARE, BUB. 241 00:11:12,307 --> 00:11:15,244 YOU'RE NOT GONNA INTIMIDATE ME, JACK. 242 00:11:15,311 --> 00:11:18,147 NOW, GET OUTTA HERE BEFORE I CALL SECURITY. 243 00:11:18,214 --> 00:11:20,483 BUT, SIR-- HEY, HEY, HEY! JUST... 244 00:11:20,549 --> 00:11:24,320 BACK OFF. YOU GIVE ME ANY TROUBLE, I'LL CALL THE COPS. 245 00:11:24,387 --> 00:11:26,391 GET BACK TO CLASS. 246 00:11:28,393 --> 00:11:30,728 SO WE GOT OUR CLASS SCHEDULES 247 00:11:30,796 --> 00:11:33,365 AND WENT ON OUR MERRY WAYS. 248 00:11:43,410 --> 00:11:46,747 [HANDEL'S HALLELUJAH CHORUS PLAYS] 249 00:11:54,355 --> 00:11:55,790 SO BEAUTIFUL. 250 00:11:55,857 --> 00:11:58,461 [RECITING LATIN VERSE] 251 00:12:02,866 --> 00:12:04,334 BUTTON IT UP, SWEETHEART. 252 00:12:06,603 --> 00:12:08,204 WELCOME TO ADVANCED LATIN. 253 00:12:08,271 --> 00:12:10,007 ADVANCED WHAT? 254 00:12:10,074 --> 00:12:12,444 IT'S AN HONOR TO HAVE YOU IN MY CLASS. 255 00:12:12,510 --> 00:12:13,879 YEAH, RIGHT. 256 00:12:13,946 --> 00:12:15,881 WHAT'S THE TRICK? WHERE'S REICHERT? 257 00:12:15,948 --> 00:12:17,783 YOU KNOW REICHERT? YEAH. 258 00:12:17,851 --> 00:12:21,287 HE'S A BRILLIANT POET. HE IS? 259 00:12:21,354 --> 00:12:25,025 I'M, UH, MISS SIMPSON. IT'S JOANNE. 260 00:12:25,092 --> 00:12:26,826 KINDLY BEAR WITH ME. 261 00:12:26,893 --> 00:12:29,329 I'M GOING TO ATTEMPT TO BE YOUR TEACHER. 262 00:12:29,396 --> 00:12:31,532 AS IF YOU NEEDED A TEACHER. 263 00:12:31,599 --> 00:12:33,568 YEAH, PICTURE THAT. 264 00:12:33,634 --> 00:12:35,570 PLEASE, HAVE A SEAT. 265 00:12:35,636 --> 00:12:37,406 WHOA! 266 00:12:37,473 --> 00:12:39,207 DAMN. 267 00:12:39,274 --> 00:12:40,576 WHERE YOU FROM? 268 00:12:43,412 --> 00:12:46,349 AN OBJECT.. 269 00:12:46,416 --> 00:12:49,253 THE OBJECT OF A TRANSITIVE VERB 270 00:12:49,320 --> 00:12:51,722 IS AFFECTED, HOWEVER LIGHTLY, 271 00:12:51,789 --> 00:12:53,724 BY WHAT THE VERB ASSERTS. 272 00:12:53,791 --> 00:12:55,126 AN INTRANSITIVE VERB... 273 00:12:55,193 --> 00:12:56,461 DON'T BE THROWING THAT STUFF. 274 00:12:56,528 --> 00:12:59,965 DOES NOT NEED AN OBJECT TO COMPLETE IT. 275 00:13:00,032 --> 00:13:01,967 AN AFFIX IS A SYLLABLE, 276 00:13:02,034 --> 00:13:03,670 A SYLLABLE PUT... 277 00:13:03,737 --> 00:13:05,471 YO, YO, YO, MY MAN. 278 00:13:05,538 --> 00:13:08,575 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SITTING IN MY FAVORITE SEAT. 279 00:13:08,642 --> 00:13:11,478 SO, MOVE. MOVE, DOPE. 280 00:13:11,545 --> 00:13:13,114 HEY, HOMEPERM. 281 00:13:13,180 --> 00:13:16,018 I KNOW YOU'RE NOT SITTING IN MY SECOND-FAVORITE SEAT. 282 00:13:16,084 --> 00:13:17,251 BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID-- 283 00:13:17,318 --> 00:13:19,422 SHUT UP. YO, GIVE ME SOME DUCATS, 284 00:13:19,488 --> 00:13:22,191 LOOT, CASH, DOUGH, CABBAGE, GREEN. 285 00:13:22,258 --> 00:13:25,461 YOU WANT ME TO PAY YOU TO SIT HERE? ARE YOU CRAZY? 286 00:13:25,528 --> 00:13:27,164 OF COURSE I'M CRAZY! 287 00:13:29,899 --> 00:13:32,502 YOU GOT ME ALL WRONG, SPONGECAKE HEAD. 288 00:13:32,569 --> 00:13:34,940 I WANT YOU TO PAY ME FOR THE PRIVILEGE 289 00:13:35,006 --> 00:13:40,512 FOR YOU NOT TO SIT THERE ON THE FLOOR. 290 00:13:40,579 --> 00:13:42,047 JUST SAVE IT, MAN. 291 00:13:42,113 --> 00:13:44,083 SAVE THE MONEY, BUY YOURSELF SOME NEW KICKS, 292 00:13:44,150 --> 00:13:46,319 'CAUSE MY THREE SONS JOINTS YOU GOT IS WHACK. 293 00:13:46,386 --> 00:13:50,657 PENCIL, UH, CRAYONS, UH, MAGIC MARKER. 294 00:13:50,723 --> 00:13:53,594 THEY ALL THE SAME TO ME. I'M EASY. 295 00:13:53,661 --> 00:13:55,029 AMOR 296 00:13:55,096 --> 00:13:56,064 OMNIA 297 00:13:56,130 --> 00:13:58,667 VINCIT. 298 00:13:58,733 --> 00:14:00,668 LOVE CONQUERS ALL. 299 00:14:02,704 --> 00:14:04,106 LATIN. 300 00:14:04,173 --> 00:14:07,610 IT'S THE FATHER OF ALL ROMANCE LANGUAGES. 301 00:14:07,677 --> 00:14:09,012 [CRUNCH] 302 00:14:09,079 --> 00:14:11,983 YOU SURE YOU'RE IN THE RIGHT PLACE, MAN? 303 00:14:12,049 --> 00:14:14,818 IT SAYS I BELONG HERE. 304 00:14:14,885 --> 00:14:17,755 WELL, SINCE I WILL BE HARASSING YOU THE ENTIRE SEMESTER, 305 00:14:17,822 --> 00:14:18,991 YOU SHOULD KNOW MY NAME. 306 00:14:19,057 --> 00:14:21,392 HOW YOU DOING? MY NAME'S POPSICLE. 307 00:14:21,458 --> 00:14:24,363 CHEERIO. HA HA. 308 00:14:24,430 --> 00:14:25,931 WHY DO THEY CALL YOU POPSICLE? 309 00:14:25,999 --> 00:14:29,168 WEDGE SAYS 'CAUSE I'M COOL, BUT SLOPPY. I DON'T AGREE. 310 00:14:29,235 --> 00:14:31,538 WHAT'S A WEDGE? THAT'S A WEDGE. 311 00:14:31,605 --> 00:14:33,773 WHERE MY MONEY AT? I AIN'T GOT, MAN. 312 00:14:33,840 --> 00:14:35,842 WHERE MY MONEY AT? GIVE IT UP, MAN. 313 00:14:35,909 --> 00:14:38,712 I'LL GIVE YOU THIS. BACK OFF. 314 00:14:38,778 --> 00:14:41,683 I SAID BACK OFF. 315 00:14:41,750 --> 00:14:43,685 GIVE ME THAT GUN. 316 00:14:43,752 --> 00:14:45,854 OPEN THE DOOR. 317 00:14:45,921 --> 00:14:47,056 AAH! 318 00:14:47,123 --> 00:14:49,959 MOVE, PUNK. GET OFF OF ME. 319 00:14:52,594 --> 00:14:54,431 YO! 320 00:14:54,497 --> 00:14:57,136 YO! 321 00:14:57,202 --> 00:14:59,870 WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING WITH MY FEMALE, MAN? 322 00:14:59,937 --> 00:15:02,407 CHILL. CHILL. I'M ALRIGHT. STOP. 323 00:15:02,474 --> 00:15:05,677 TELL ME WHY I SHOULDN'T CAUSE A SIX-CAR PILE-UP ON YOUR HEAD. 324 00:15:05,744 --> 00:15:08,581 BECAUSE YOU'RE REALLY A NICE GUY AND WE SHOULD BE FRIENDS? 325 00:15:08,648 --> 00:15:11,783 YO, HOMEWEDGE. I THINK YOU BETTER THINK ABOUT THIS. 326 00:15:11,850 --> 00:15:14,655 TELL HIM ABOUT THE LAST FOOL TO MESS WITH YOU. 327 00:15:14,721 --> 00:15:15,989 CHILL OUT. 328 00:15:16,057 --> 00:15:19,093 TELL HIM WHAT YOU DID TO HIM. 329 00:15:19,160 --> 00:15:21,596 I DID HIS BOOK REPORT FOR HIM. 330 00:15:21,663 --> 00:15:22,763 NO. HE'S MY MAN. 331 00:15:22,829 --> 00:15:24,399 NO, NO, NO. YO. SHUT UP. 332 00:15:24,466 --> 00:15:28,371 DO THE WORDS "INTENSIVE CARE" MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU? 333 00:15:28,437 --> 00:15:29,372 NO. 334 00:15:29,438 --> 00:15:32,942 HOW ABOUT "MULTIPLE CON... 335 00:15:33,009 --> 00:15:34,111 CONTUSIONS." 336 00:15:34,178 --> 00:15:36,546 "CONTUSIONS, AND FRACTURES..." 337 00:15:36,613 --> 00:15:37,514 INTENSIVE CARE? 338 00:15:37,581 --> 00:15:39,917 "WITH SEVERE INTERNAL INJURIES 339 00:15:39,984 --> 00:15:42,886 WITH A MAJOR CONCLUSION." THAT'S A LOT OF PAIN. 340 00:15:42,952 --> 00:15:46,125 YOUR DAYS OF BRUISING ARE OVER. 341 00:15:46,192 --> 00:15:48,160 I WANT TO INTRODUCE TO YOU MY MAN-- 342 00:15:48,227 --> 00:15:50,196 TWO TEETH, ONE LEG LONGER THAN THE OTHER, 343 00:15:50,262 --> 00:15:52,432 HURRICANE HUGO-HIP-HAVOC, 344 00:15:52,499 --> 00:15:54,866 TWISTED, TWO-TIED TORSO FROM TEXAS, 345 00:15:54,933 --> 00:15:58,471 A BOY OF PREVENTION THAT HIS GIRL GOT EXTENSIONS. 346 00:15:58,538 --> 00:16:03,211 MY MAN, A.K.A. MICHAEL CHARLES, A.K.A. BLADE BROWN. 347 00:16:03,277 --> 00:16:05,214 I DARE YOU TO HIT HIM. 348 00:16:05,280 --> 00:16:06,980 SO YOU'RE BLADE BROWN, HUH? 349 00:16:07,047 --> 00:16:09,151 CHECK THIS OUT, BLADE. 350 00:16:09,218 --> 00:16:12,355 YOU STAY OUT OF MY WAY, YOU DIG? 351 00:16:12,422 --> 00:16:13,655 YOU DIG? 352 00:16:13,722 --> 00:16:15,825 I DUG. 353 00:16:15,891 --> 00:16:17,827 SIT! 354 00:16:17,894 --> 00:16:21,532 EVERYBODY, GET UP. 355 00:16:21,598 --> 00:16:26,737 NOW... READING IS FUNDAMENTAL. 356 00:16:26,804 --> 00:16:29,174 LET US GET ON WITH THIS SCHOOL THING. 357 00:16:29,241 --> 00:16:32,477 YOU, TEACH! 358 00:16:32,544 --> 00:16:35,482 OH, YES. READING IS FUNDAMENTAL. 359 00:16:35,549 --> 00:16:36,650 OKAY, CLASS. 360 00:16:36,716 --> 00:16:39,786 WE ARE NOW GOING TO HAVE 20 MINUTES OF FREE TIME. 361 00:16:51,733 --> 00:16:54,035 SO, UH, YOU'RE BLADE? 362 00:16:54,102 --> 00:16:56,639 WELL, I HEARD ABOUT YOU AND SHERELLE FROM LAWANDA 363 00:16:56,706 --> 00:16:59,476 WHO TOLD DAVONNE WHO TOLD CECILIA 364 00:16:59,542 --> 00:17:03,647 WHO TOLD ME THAT, UH, YOU HAD IT GOIN' ON. 365 00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:08,653 I DON'T THINK IT'S A GOOD IDEA THAT YOU AND I TALK. 366 00:17:08,720 --> 00:17:12,924 AND, UH, SHERELLE TOLD LAWANDA WHO TOLD DAVONNE 367 00:17:12,991 --> 00:17:16,128 WHO TOLD ALETHA WHO TOLD ME THAT, UH... 368 00:17:16,196 --> 00:17:17,596 YOU KNOW HOW TO DO THINGS 369 00:17:17,662 --> 00:17:22,269 THAT SHE NEVER DREAMED ABOUT DOIN'. 370 00:17:22,336 --> 00:17:24,871 IS THAT TRUE? 371 00:17:24,938 --> 00:17:27,275 WELL, I--I CAN DO SOME THINGS. 372 00:17:27,342 --> 00:17:29,811 COUPLE THINGS. 373 00:17:29,877 --> 00:17:35,184 I NEVER QUITE MET A GUY LIKE YOU BEFORE. 374 00:17:35,251 --> 00:17:38,153 ME, NEITHER. 375 00:17:38,221 --> 00:17:41,691 HI. MY NAME'S ELLEN. ELLEN GROVE. 376 00:17:41,758 --> 00:17:43,727 WHAT'S UP, BABE? 377 00:17:43,793 --> 00:17:46,931 I READ YOUR ARGUMENT FOR LIPOPOLYSACCHARIDE- INDUCED MODULATION 378 00:17:46,997 --> 00:17:48,998 OF HUMAN MONOCYTE UROKINASE PRODUCTION AND ACTIVITY 379 00:17:49,066 --> 00:17:52,136 IN THE HIGH SCHOOL NATIONAL SCIENCE REVIEW. 380 00:17:52,203 --> 00:17:53,739 SAY WHAT, GIRL? 381 00:17:53,805 --> 00:17:55,340 IT WAS OUTSTANDING. 382 00:17:55,406 --> 00:17:57,076 ♫ ♫ ♫ 383 00:17:57,143 --> 00:18:00,947 GOOD MORNING, STUDENTS. THIS IS YOUR PRINCIPAL, MR. KRATZ. 384 00:18:01,013 --> 00:18:02,749 I WANT TO WELCOME YOU ALL 385 00:18:02,815 --> 00:18:05,219 TO ANOTHER NEW AND GLORIOUS YEAR 386 00:18:05,286 --> 00:18:07,019 HERE AT HIGGINS HIGH. 387 00:18:07,086 --> 00:18:10,057 WE'RE KICKING THINGS OFF WITH OUR ANNUAL ANTIDRUG RALLY. 388 00:18:10,123 --> 00:18:12,294 WE HOPE YOU'LL JOIN US 389 00:18:12,361 --> 00:18:14,596 FOR A ROCKIN' GOOD TIME. 390 00:18:14,663 --> 00:18:16,499 BUT WHAT REALLY MAKES ME PROUD 391 00:18:16,566 --> 00:18:18,133 AS A SCHOOL ADMINISTRATOR 392 00:18:18,200 --> 00:18:21,504 IS THAT I HAVE JUST SIGNED UP A NEW ARRIVAL HERE, 393 00:18:21,571 --> 00:18:23,906 HE'S PROBABLY THE SMARTEST STUDENT I'VE EVER MET, 394 00:18:23,973 --> 00:18:26,976 TO HEAD UP A TEAM REPRESENTING OUR SCHOOL 395 00:18:27,042 --> 00:18:28,313 AT THE KNOWLEDGE BOWL, 396 00:18:28,380 --> 00:18:30,214 MR. DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. 397 00:18:30,282 --> 00:18:31,449 WHO? 398 00:18:33,851 --> 00:18:35,953 DUNCAN PERSONALLY ASSURED ME THIS MORNING 399 00:18:36,021 --> 00:18:39,424 THAT HE WOULD RIP THEIR ARMS OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS. 400 00:18:40,459 --> 00:18:43,662 WELL, GET BACK TO WORK. 401 00:18:46,065 --> 00:18:50,004 ♫ ♫ ♫-- 402 00:18:50,070 --> 00:18:51,605 ♫ 403 00:18:51,671 --> 00:18:54,542 DUNCAN, YOU'RE SO INTELLECTUALLY AGGRESSIVE. 404 00:18:54,609 --> 00:18:56,745 WAIT A MINUTE. I'M NOT-- 405 00:19:05,087 --> 00:19:07,023 MAYBE I AM. 406 00:19:13,096 --> 00:19:14,998 ...AND A PREDICATE. 407 00:19:15,065 --> 00:19:18,603 PREPOSITIONAL PHRASES CONTAIN A PREPOSITION, 408 00:19:18,670 --> 00:19:22,874 ITS SUB-OBJECTS, AND ANY MODIFIER. 409 00:19:22,941 --> 00:19:26,111 I.E., IN THE SUNNY GARDEN, AFTER MY ARRIVAL, 410 00:19:26,178 --> 00:19:30,416 BY THE COOL FOUNTAIN. TRANSITIVE VERBS, CLASS... 411 00:19:30,483 --> 00:19:33,153 DO I LOOK STUPID TO YOU? 412 00:19:33,220 --> 00:19:35,857 IS THAT A TRICK QUESTION? 413 00:19:35,923 --> 00:19:39,161 I TOLD YOU TO STAY OUT OF MY SHIT. 414 00:19:39,227 --> 00:19:41,796 NOW, SHE IS MY SHIT. 415 00:19:41,863 --> 00:19:45,067 YOU, ME. PARKING LOT. AFTER SCHOOL. 416 00:19:45,133 --> 00:19:46,268 [BELL RINGS] 417 00:19:46,335 --> 00:19:48,270 I'D LOVE TO, MR. WEDGE, 418 00:19:48,337 --> 00:19:50,073 BUT I DO HOMEWORK AFTER SCHOOL. 419 00:19:50,139 --> 00:19:52,877 I DON'T CARE. YOU JUST HAVE YOUR ASS THERE. 420 00:19:52,943 --> 00:19:54,879 LET'S GO, BABY. 421 00:19:59,017 --> 00:20:00,951 "DO I LOOK STUPID TO YOU?" 422 00:20:02,187 --> 00:20:03,722 YOU SEEN BLADE? BLADE BROWN? 423 00:20:03,789 --> 00:20:04,656 HELL, NO. 424 00:20:04,723 --> 00:20:07,560 YOU SEEN BLADE, SWEETHEART? NO. 425 00:20:07,627 --> 00:20:09,328 YOU SEEN BLADE? ANYBODY SEEN BLADE? 426 00:20:09,396 --> 00:20:14,301 YO, BLADE, HOW'S IT HANGIN'? MY MAIN MAN. 427 00:20:14,368 --> 00:20:17,104 UH, IT'S HANGIN' OKAY, I GUESS. 428 00:20:17,170 --> 00:20:19,407 OKAY, WELL, CATCH YOU LATER, MAN. 429 00:20:22,277 --> 00:20:24,414 PRINCIPAL KRATZ! 430 00:20:24,480 --> 00:20:26,449 THERE'S BEEN A TERRIBLE MISTAKE-- 431 00:20:28,083 --> 00:20:29,820 YOU MUST BE BLADE BROWN. 432 00:20:29,886 --> 00:20:31,455 NO. THAT'S THE MISTAKE. 433 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:32,488 [WHIRRING] 434 00:20:32,555 --> 00:20:33,890 I'M DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. 435 00:20:33,957 --> 00:20:34,925 NO. 436 00:20:34,991 --> 00:20:37,027 NO. NO. NO. NO. NO. 437 00:20:37,093 --> 00:20:38,863 NO. NO. NO. 438 00:20:38,930 --> 00:20:41,600 I'M DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. YOU THINK THAT'S FUNNY? 439 00:20:41,667 --> 00:20:44,537 YOU THINK THAT'S A JOKE? COME HERE. 440 00:20:46,138 --> 00:20:47,473 SAY HELLO TO MY FRIEND. 441 00:20:47,540 --> 00:20:50,510 OW! OW! AAH! 442 00:20:51,109 --> 00:20:52,978 [WHIRRING] 443 00:20:53,045 --> 00:20:55,215 AH. AH. AH. AH. 444 00:20:55,282 --> 00:20:56,551 WHAT'S THE MATTER, MAN? 445 00:20:56,617 --> 00:20:58,553 SOMETHING TELLS ME YOU'RE BLADE BROWN. 446 00:20:58,619 --> 00:21:01,557 WHERE YOU GOING? YOU STAY RIGHT HERE. 447 00:21:01,623 --> 00:21:03,891 LOOK. I'M NOT HAVING A GREAT DAY. 448 00:21:03,958 --> 00:21:06,528 FIRST SOMEBODY WANTS TO BEAT ME UP FOR BEING YOU. 449 00:21:06,595 --> 00:21:08,965 THEN YOU WANNA BEAT ME UP FOR NOT BEING YOU. 450 00:21:09,031 --> 00:21:12,435 THEN YOU WANT ME TO BE YOU. WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME? 451 00:21:12,502 --> 00:21:14,672 NO, DON'T BE ME. YOU BE YOU FOR ME. 452 00:21:14,738 --> 00:21:17,908 YOU ACE ALL MY CLASSES THIS SEMESTER AND I'LL LET YOU LIVE. 453 00:21:17,975 --> 00:21:20,143 YOU DON'T, AND YOU DIE. COME ON. 454 00:21:21,513 --> 00:21:23,246 LOOK. THIS AFTERNOON AFTER SCHOOL, 455 00:21:23,313 --> 00:21:26,585 I'VE GOT A MOUNTAIN NAMED WEDGE WHO WANTS TO PILE-DRIVE MY HEAD. 456 00:21:26,651 --> 00:21:29,021 HOW CAN I ACT MY WAY THROUGH A FIGHT? 457 00:21:29,088 --> 00:21:31,223 LEAVE IT UP TO ME, DUKES. 458 00:21:31,290 --> 00:21:32,526 [WHIRRING] 459 00:21:35,360 --> 00:21:37,631 YOU KEEP THIS ACT UP, OR YOU BE DRIVIN' 460 00:21:37,698 --> 00:21:39,866 WITH ONE OF THOSE HANDICAPPED STICKERS ON YOUR CAR. 461 00:21:39,933 --> 00:21:42,035 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'? DON'T TELL ANYBODY, 462 00:21:42,102 --> 00:21:43,971 I MEAN NOBODY, ABOUT THIS. NOBODY. 463 00:21:44,039 --> 00:21:47,610 AND YOU GONNA BE IN THAT PARKING LOT AFTER SCHOOL. GOT IT? 464 00:21:47,676 --> 00:21:50,378 OKAY. NOW... CLASS IS OVER. 465 00:21:50,445 --> 00:21:52,015 DISMISSED. COME ON! 466 00:21:59,222 --> 00:22:01,091 [CLOCK TICKING] 467 00:22:04,630 --> 00:22:07,431 T-MINUS 10... 468 00:22:07,499 --> 00:22:10,101 2...1... 469 00:22:10,168 --> 00:22:12,605 [BELL RINGS] 470 00:22:14,172 --> 00:22:16,276 LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE! 471 00:22:16,343 --> 00:22:17,578 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT! 472 00:22:19,146 --> 00:22:21,915 GET OUT OF MY WAY, MAN! OKAY. OKAY. 473 00:22:27,622 --> 00:22:29,924 $2.00! WHO'S GOT MONEY? 474 00:22:32,361 --> 00:22:35,699 YO, I GOT IT COVERED. WE'LL GET PAID ON THIS FIGHT. 475 00:22:35,766 --> 00:22:38,734 GOOD BOY. THAT'S A GOOD BOY. 476 00:22:39,870 --> 00:22:42,874 EXCUSE ME, EXCUSE ME! DAMN FREAK. 477 00:22:42,940 --> 00:22:46,476 IT'S ME, DUNCAN PINCUSHION. 478 00:22:46,543 --> 00:22:48,012 IT'S PINDERHUGHES. 479 00:22:48,079 --> 00:22:50,248 YO. I JUST PEEPED THAT PUNK WEDGE 480 00:22:50,315 --> 00:22:51,550 RUNNIN' HOME TO MAMA. 481 00:22:51,617 --> 00:22:55,454 MY MAN BLADE HERE'S LEGIT AS THEY SAY. 482 00:22:55,521 --> 00:22:57,123 I MEAN LEGITIMATE. 483 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:59,793 I GOTTA GO. I GOTTA GO BUST OUT SOME HOMEWORK. 484 00:22:59,859 --> 00:23:04,163 THAT'S RIGHT. THAT'S RIGHT. YOU HEARD THE NERD. 485 00:23:04,230 --> 00:23:05,866 PAY THE MAN. PAY THE MAN. 486 00:23:05,933 --> 00:23:07,903 BLADE, YOU FREAKED THAT KID WEDGE OUT 487 00:23:07,969 --> 00:23:09,537 AND DIDN'T EVEN BREAK A SWEAT. 488 00:23:09,605 --> 00:23:11,573 YOU THE MAN! YO, HERE'S YOUR CUT. 80-20. 489 00:23:11,640 --> 00:23:14,577 THAT'S COOL? COOL. CAN I ROLL WITH YOU? 490 00:23:14,644 --> 00:23:16,012 ROLL? 491 00:23:16,078 --> 00:23:19,048 HANG WITH YOU? YOU BACK ME UP, I BACK YOU UP. 492 00:23:19,115 --> 00:23:21,284 SURE, I GUESS. 493 00:23:21,351 --> 00:23:22,586 MOVE OUT THE WAY! 494 00:23:22,653 --> 00:23:24,021 THE MAN'S COMIN' THROUGH! MOVE. 495 00:23:24,087 --> 00:23:25,055 ONE STOP. 496 00:23:25,122 --> 00:23:26,925 GET OUT THE WAY, PUNK! HEY! 497 00:23:26,991 --> 00:23:29,192 YO, MOVE! PAVE THE WAY FOR THE KING. 498 00:23:29,259 --> 00:23:31,663 PAVE THE WAY FOR MY MAN! 499 00:23:31,730 --> 00:23:35,533 BLADE, WHY DON'T THIS TIME YOU GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER? 500 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,638 YOU WANT MY NUMBER? 501 00:23:37,704 --> 00:23:40,073 I... I DON'T HAVE ANY PAPER. 502 00:23:40,140 --> 00:23:41,407 THAT'S ALRIGHT. 503 00:23:41,474 --> 00:23:44,911 JUST PUT IT RIGHT...HERE. 504 00:23:44,978 --> 00:23:47,314 I'M LOOKIN' FOR BLADE BROWN. ANYONE SEEN HIM? 505 00:23:49,115 --> 00:23:51,085 TELL HIM JUVEY DICK REICHERT'S LOOKIN' FOR HIM. 506 00:23:51,152 --> 00:23:53,656 CAN YOU REMEMBER THAT? THAT'S ONE WORD EACH. 507 00:23:53,723 --> 00:23:56,759 JUVEY DICK REICHERT. GOT IT? 508 00:23:56,825 --> 00:23:59,262 YOU WANT MY ADDRESS, TOO? 509 00:23:59,328 --> 00:24:01,564 PSST. COME HERE. 510 00:24:01,631 --> 00:24:04,233 PINHEAD. COME HERE. NOW. 511 00:24:04,300 --> 00:24:05,736 OH. GOTTA GO. 512 00:24:05,803 --> 00:24:08,071 SEE YOU LATER, DATITTY-- UH, DAMITA. 513 00:24:08,137 --> 00:24:10,041 OKAY. 514 00:24:11,109 --> 00:24:13,378 COULD I GO HOME NOW? PLEASE? 515 00:24:13,444 --> 00:24:15,881 SEE. THAT'S WHAT I GOTTA TALK TO YOU ABOUT. 516 00:24:15,947 --> 00:24:17,717 PEOPLE GOTTA THINK YOU'RE ME. 517 00:24:17,784 --> 00:24:20,085 SO I'VE BEEN THINKIN'. OH, NO. 518 00:24:21,553 --> 00:24:23,489 I WANT YOU TO TAKE LUCILLE HOME. 519 00:24:23,555 --> 00:24:24,624 LUCILLE? 520 00:24:24,692 --> 00:24:26,459 YEAH. WHAT ABOUT MY PARENTS? 521 00:24:26,526 --> 00:24:29,731 MY FATHER WOULD HAVE A CORONARY IF I BROUGHT A WOMAN HOME. 522 00:24:29,798 --> 00:24:32,734 SHE'S NOT PREGNANT, IS SHE? 523 00:24:32,801 --> 00:24:35,236 THIS IS LUCILLE. I TRICKED HER OUT MYSELF. 524 00:24:35,303 --> 00:24:38,907 ARE YOU CRAZY? I CAN'T DRIVE. I DON'T HAVE A LICENSE. 525 00:24:38,973 --> 00:24:43,046 ME, NEITHER. SO YOU'LL LEARN. 'CAUSE IF YOU MESS HER UP, 526 00:24:43,113 --> 00:24:45,215 I MEAN GET ONE ITSY-BITSY SCRATCH 527 00:24:45,281 --> 00:24:48,519 ON HER CUSTOMIZED PAINT JOB, WE GOIN' BACK TO WOOD SHOP. 528 00:24:48,585 --> 00:24:50,654 COME ON, GET IN THERE. 529 00:24:50,722 --> 00:24:52,356 GET IN THERE! 530 00:24:54,625 --> 00:24:56,361 [STARTS ENGINE] 531 00:24:56,428 --> 00:24:58,362 LUCILLE'S GOT ONE OF THE MOST SOPHISTICATED 532 00:24:58,429 --> 00:25:00,366 FUEL-BURNING HYDRAULIC SYSTEMS IN THE WORLD. 533 00:25:00,433 --> 00:25:02,401 I AIN'T EVEN GETTING INTO HER HIGH-TECH LUBRICATION 534 00:25:02,468 --> 00:25:06,239 FLOW-BEARING ROTATION DESIGN. YO, SHE'S BAD! 535 00:25:06,305 --> 00:25:09,176 MY BIKE'S THIRD GEAR'S A KILLER, TOO, IF YOU'RE GOING DOWNHILL. 536 00:25:09,243 --> 00:25:12,212 OH, YEAH? WHERE'S SHE AT? RIGHT THERE. 537 00:25:12,279 --> 00:25:15,451 YOU AIN'T GOT A BIKE. YOU GOT A BIKE. 538 00:25:15,517 --> 00:25:17,485 COOL, HUH? 539 00:25:17,552 --> 00:25:21,690 GET LOST, PINDERPISS, AND DON'T MESS HER UP. GO! 540 00:25:25,661 --> 00:25:26,763 YO, YO, MAN! 541 00:25:26,829 --> 00:25:28,498 GET YOUR FOOT OFF THE BRAKE! 542 00:25:28,565 --> 00:25:30,800 WHOA, LUCILLE. WHOA. 543 00:25:30,867 --> 00:25:33,604 GIRL, THAT'S BLADE BROWN. 544 00:25:33,671 --> 00:25:35,273 HE IS FINE! 545 00:25:38,476 --> 00:25:40,545 HEY, LOOK OUT, IDIOT! 546 00:25:40,612 --> 00:25:43,783 DAMN! 547 00:25:43,849 --> 00:25:47,420 ARE YOU OKAY? STEP OFF. 548 00:25:47,487 --> 00:25:52,093 I'M... I'M OUTTA HERE. 549 00:25:52,159 --> 00:25:53,127 BYE. 550 00:25:56,730 --> 00:25:59,201 THAT'S DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. 551 00:25:59,267 --> 00:26:01,002 HE'S WONDERFUL. 552 00:26:07,510 --> 00:26:09,745 THIS ISN'T MINE. 553 00:26:09,813 --> 00:26:11,949 THAT'S A HELL OF A CAR. 554 00:26:12,016 --> 00:26:14,251 ...IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO. 555 00:26:14,318 --> 00:26:17,754 ME, THE BLADE. HOW CAN THE BLADE GO OUT LIKE THIS? 556 00:26:17,822 --> 00:26:19,456 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. 557 00:26:19,523 --> 00:26:21,459 CURB, CURB, CURB... 558 00:26:21,526 --> 00:26:23,029 AAH! 559 00:26:31,538 --> 00:26:34,174 DAMN PINDERPUKE. 560 00:26:37,545 --> 00:26:38,779 WHO IS IT? 561 00:26:38,847 --> 00:26:41,482 IT'S ME, MA. MICHAEL. 562 00:26:41,549 --> 00:26:43,886 [DOOR UNLOCKS] 563 00:26:48,057 --> 00:26:50,793 SOUNDS LIKE YOU ADDED MORE LOCKS TO THE DOOR, MA. 564 00:26:50,860 --> 00:26:52,094 MM-HMM. 565 00:26:55,466 --> 00:26:57,768 I'M OUT. AIN'T YOU GLAD TO SEE ME? 566 00:26:57,835 --> 00:27:00,004 THE JUDGE SAYS I GOT TO LOOK AFTER YOU? 567 00:27:00,071 --> 00:27:02,240 DO ME A FAVOR. STAY OUT OF TROUBLE. 568 00:27:05,243 --> 00:27:07,412 I HOPE YOU DIDN'T PAY FOR THAT HAIRCUT. 569 00:27:09,116 --> 00:27:11,417 YOU KNOW, DUNCAN, 570 00:27:11,484 --> 00:27:16,255 YOU COULD TAKE 2, MAYBE 3 INCHES OFF THE TOP THERE. 571 00:27:16,322 --> 00:27:18,658 DAD, WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE. 572 00:27:18,725 --> 00:27:22,197 I'M JUST EXPRESSING MYSELF... AERODYNAMICALLY. 573 00:27:22,263 --> 00:27:25,200 DID YOU MEET ANYONE AT SCHOOL TODAY 574 00:27:25,266 --> 00:27:27,203 THAT'S UP TO YOUR SOCIAL LEVEL, 575 00:27:27,269 --> 00:27:29,838 YOUR INTELLECTUAL ABILITIES? 576 00:27:29,906 --> 00:27:31,874 NO, ACTUALLY, I--I DIDN'T. 577 00:27:31,941 --> 00:27:33,977 DUNCAN, IT'S NOT JUST WHAT YOU KNOW. 578 00:27:34,044 --> 00:27:35,978 IT'S WHO YOU KNOW. 579 00:27:36,045 --> 00:27:38,581 I COULDN'T AGREE WITH YOU MORE, DEAR. 580 00:27:38,648 --> 00:27:39,917 [DOORBELL RINGS] 581 00:27:39,983 --> 00:27:42,153 OH, I'LL GET IT. 582 00:27:42,220 --> 00:27:46,425 [DOORBELL RINGS REPEATEDLY] 583 00:27:46,491 --> 00:27:47,825 [POUNDING ON DOOR] 584 00:27:47,892 --> 00:27:49,828 NOW, THAT'S RIDICULOUS. 585 00:27:49,895 --> 00:27:52,165 DAMN, WHAT TOOK YOU SO LONG? CAN'T YOU HEAR? 586 00:27:52,232 --> 00:27:54,333 OH MY! CAN I HELP YOU? 587 00:27:54,399 --> 00:27:56,136 YEAH, I'M LOOKING FOR DUNCAN. 588 00:27:56,202 --> 00:27:58,239 BLADE! WHAT A SURPRISE. 589 00:27:58,305 --> 00:27:59,473 NICE CRIB. 590 00:27:59,540 --> 00:28:02,343 UH, MOM, DAD, THIS IS MY FRIEND, BLADE. 591 00:28:02,409 --> 00:28:04,546 BLADE? THAT'S YOUR NAME? 592 00:28:04,612 --> 00:28:06,348 DAD? IS THAT YOURS? 593 00:28:06,414 --> 00:28:09,952 BLADE CAME BY TO GET SOME HELP WITH HIS HOMEWORK. 594 00:28:10,018 --> 00:28:12,088 REALLY? WHAT SEEMS TO BE THE PROBLEM? 595 00:28:12,155 --> 00:28:14,390 YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 596 00:28:14,457 --> 00:28:16,193 UH...ISN'T HE FUNNY? 597 00:28:16,260 --> 00:28:19,964 WELL, WE'VE GOT LOTS TO DO. BLADE, LET'S GO UPSTAIRS, OKAY? 598 00:28:20,030 --> 00:28:21,966 ALRIGHT. WE'LL BE BACK. 599 00:28:22,032 --> 00:28:23,969 CHECK THIS OUT. 600 00:28:24,035 --> 00:28:26,270 IT TOOK YEARS TO BUILD UP MY REP. 601 00:28:26,336 --> 00:28:28,606 I AIN'T LETTING NO PUNK LIKE YOU RUIN IT. 602 00:28:28,673 --> 00:28:31,278 ALRIGHT. WHAT'S SO SPECIAL ABOUT BEING YOU, ANYWAY? 603 00:28:31,344 --> 00:28:33,279 FIRST, YOU GOTTA DRESS RIGHT. 604 00:28:33,345 --> 00:28:36,149 STYLE IS MORE THAN JUST A STATE OF MIND, MY BROTHER, 605 00:28:36,216 --> 00:28:38,884 SO I BROUGHT YOU SOME GEAR. 606 00:28:38,951 --> 00:28:40,253 OH, YEAH. 607 00:28:40,320 --> 00:28:43,091 YES. YOU, TOO, CAN BE A SOUL TRAIN DANCER. 608 00:28:43,157 --> 00:28:45,492 WHAT YOU TALKIN' ABOUT? THIS GEAR IS HYPE, MAN. 609 00:28:45,558 --> 00:28:47,729 NOT LIKE THAT KMART STUFF YOU BE WEARIN'. 610 00:28:47,796 --> 00:28:49,531 KMART? THIS IS NOT KMART. 611 00:28:49,598 --> 00:28:52,367 THIS IS J.C. PENNEY'S TOP OF THE LINE, BUDDY. 612 00:28:52,434 --> 00:28:54,669 WHOA, WHOA. DON'T START YELLIN'. 613 00:28:54,737 --> 00:28:56,839 NOW, FOR STARTERS, 614 00:28:56,906 --> 00:28:59,709 LET'S GET RID OF THESE. 615 00:28:59,775 --> 00:29:02,545 AH! HERE. TAKE THIS. 616 00:29:02,613 --> 00:29:03,947 THAT'S NOT HYGIENIC! 617 00:29:04,015 --> 00:29:06,551 I'LL GIVE YOU HYGIENIC! TAKE IT! 618 00:29:12,024 --> 00:29:13,958 OH, YEAH. FITS LIKE A CHARM. 619 00:29:14,026 --> 00:29:15,894 ONE MORE THING TO TAKE CARE OF. 620 00:29:15,961 --> 00:29:17,395 WHAT'S THAT? THAT. 621 00:29:17,462 --> 00:29:19,198 AAH! 622 00:29:20,600 --> 00:29:21,701 AAH! 623 00:29:21,768 --> 00:29:23,470 AAH! 624 00:29:24,838 --> 00:29:26,774 WHAT IS GOING ON UP THERE? 625 00:29:26,841 --> 00:29:30,745 I BETTER CHECK THIS OUT. 626 00:29:32,180 --> 00:29:34,516 YOU KNOW YOU'RE GONNA LIKE IT. STOP SQUIRMING. 627 00:29:34,583 --> 00:29:37,619 WILL YOU STOP BLOWIN' ME? IT'S GETTING ME MUCH TOO HOT. 628 00:29:37,686 --> 00:29:39,089 OW! 629 00:29:44,027 --> 00:29:47,165 DEAR, WHAT'S THE MATTER? 630 00:29:47,231 --> 00:29:50,234 JULIE, HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED 631 00:29:50,301 --> 00:29:52,671 ABOUT OUR SON'S SEXUAL PREFERENCE? 632 00:29:54,639 --> 00:29:58,678 YOU KNOW, I NEVER REALLY WAS AWARE THAT HE HAD ONE. 633 00:29:58,744 --> 00:30:00,779 OH, NO, NO, NO. OH, NO. 634 00:30:04,117 --> 00:30:07,620 THE BLADE TRADEMARK IS IN FULL EFFECT. 635 00:30:12,627 --> 00:30:13,661 BYE, DAD. 636 00:30:13,728 --> 00:30:15,029 BYE, DAD. 637 00:30:18,901 --> 00:30:22,438 WAS THAT OUR SON? 638 00:30:22,505 --> 00:30:25,110 I LIKE THE WAY THE TOP COMES OFF THE BACK. 639 00:30:25,176 --> 00:30:27,311 LIKE LEGO-- ON, OFF. 640 00:30:27,377 --> 00:30:28,678 SHUT UP. 641 00:30:28,746 --> 00:30:30,848 WIND THROUGH YOUR HAIR. 642 00:30:30,915 --> 00:30:34,152 BREEZE THROUGH THE DREADS. 643 00:30:34,219 --> 00:30:38,723 SHUT UP. WHY ARE WE HERE? 644 00:30:38,789 --> 00:30:42,395 SEE THE WAY I LOOK AT IT IS, IF YOU'RE GONNA BE BLADE BROWN, 645 00:30:42,462 --> 00:30:45,298 YOU GOTTA KNOW WHERE BLADE BROWN COMES FROM. 646 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:48,536 I THOUGHT YOU CRAWLED OUT FROM UNDER A ROCK. 647 00:30:48,602 --> 00:30:50,003 DAMN. 648 00:30:50,070 --> 00:30:51,471 HEY. 649 00:30:51,538 --> 00:30:55,576 YOU HURT MY TOOTH. NOT THE GOLD ONE, MY BICUSPID. 650 00:30:55,643 --> 00:30:57,379 BICUSPID. 651 00:30:57,446 --> 00:31:00,116 HOW'S YOUR TOOTH NOW? 652 00:31:00,183 --> 00:31:02,518 BOY, ARE YOU SENSITIVE. 653 00:31:09,160 --> 00:31:10,593 HOW YOU DOING, SWEETHEART? 654 00:31:10,660 --> 00:31:11,727 HI, BLADE. 655 00:31:11,795 --> 00:31:13,931 YOU GOT TO FOLLOW ME, THE LEADER. 656 00:31:13,998 --> 00:31:15,099 STAY CLOSE. 657 00:31:15,167 --> 00:31:16,334 BLADE! 658 00:31:16,401 --> 00:31:18,102 MISSED YOU, SWEETHEART. HOW YOU DOING? 659 00:31:18,170 --> 00:31:20,639 HEY, HEY! I MISSED YOU, TOO. 660 00:31:20,706 --> 00:31:23,107 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. HEY, HOMEBOY, WHAT'S UP? 661 00:31:23,175 --> 00:31:26,445 THE MAN IS IN THE HOUSE! GET OFF OF ME! 662 00:31:26,512 --> 00:31:28,681 ALRIGHT, COME ON. FOLLOW, MAN. 663 00:31:30,784 --> 00:31:33,788 YOU GOT TO KEEP UP IF YOU WANT TO LEARN. 664 00:31:34,622 --> 00:31:36,691 ALRIGHT! 665 00:31:36,757 --> 00:31:39,059 YOU WANNA JINGLE, BABY? 666 00:31:39,126 --> 00:31:40,729 COME ON, SEXY. 667 00:31:40,796 --> 00:31:44,600 AH, DO YOU COME A LOT? I MEAN, DO YOU COME HERE A LOT? 668 00:31:46,669 --> 00:31:49,339 YOU KNOW, WHEN I SAW YOU FROM ACROSS THE ROOM, 669 00:31:49,406 --> 00:31:54,511 I KINDA FIGURED THAT YOU AND I WOULD-- 670 00:31:54,577 --> 00:31:57,147 WOULD YOU LIKE TO DANCE WITH ME? 671 00:32:01,519 --> 00:32:04,290 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK OF WHEN I LOOK AT YOU? 672 00:32:04,357 --> 00:32:08,361 I THINK OF SCHUSSING DOWN THE SLOPES 673 00:32:08,428 --> 00:32:12,299 OF THE BLUE RIDGE MOUNTAINS. 674 00:32:12,366 --> 00:32:14,868 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE? 675 00:32:22,076 --> 00:32:23,679 SO HOW ABOUT IT? 676 00:32:25,847 --> 00:32:27,283 TWICE THE FUN. 677 00:32:27,350 --> 00:32:29,285 HOW YOU DOING? OOP! 678 00:32:29,352 --> 00:32:31,288 OH, I'M SORRY. DID I GET THAT? 679 00:32:31,355 --> 00:32:33,789 OH, MY GOD. OH. OH! 680 00:32:33,856 --> 00:32:37,628 YO, SIMON, HOMEBOY, IT'S BEEN ONE HELL OF A NIGHT, MAN! 681 00:32:46,938 --> 00:32:48,574 LISA, RIGHT? 682 00:32:50,042 --> 00:32:52,645 OH, I... 683 00:32:59,687 --> 00:33:01,623 ♫ I CAN'T FEEL IT 'CAUSE... ♫ 684 00:33:01,690 --> 00:33:04,224 YO, WATCH MY FEMALE, MAN! 685 00:33:04,292 --> 00:33:08,431 ♫ BODY LANGUAGE TALKING CONSTANTLY ♫ 686 00:33:08,498 --> 00:33:10,433 ♫ NOT A LOT OF TIME ♫ 687 00:33:10,500 --> 00:33:13,437 ♫ NOW, LUCKY LADIES' NIGHT... ♫ 688 00:33:13,504 --> 00:33:16,272 ♫ LUCKY LADIES' NIGHT NOW ♫ 689 00:33:16,339 --> 00:33:18,275 WHAT'S UP, MAN? YOU GOT A PROBLEM? 690 00:33:18,342 --> 00:33:20,611 YO, YO, CHILL! HE'S WITH ME, FELLAS. CHILL. 691 00:33:20,677 --> 00:33:23,681 ALRIGHT! HEY! WHAT'S UP? 692 00:33:23,748 --> 00:33:25,384 NOT MUCH, MAN. YO, FRUITY, GO-GO, 693 00:33:25,451 --> 00:33:27,820 THIS IS MY MAN D. HE'S ALRIGHT WITH ME. 694 00:33:27,886 --> 00:33:29,822 FRESH DO, MAN. 695 00:33:29,888 --> 00:33:31,324 DON'T WORRY. 696 00:33:31,390 --> 00:33:33,560 WE GOT BUSINESS TO TALK LATER. GOT TO GO. 697 00:33:33,627 --> 00:33:35,428 WAIT. I WAS INTO IT. 698 00:33:35,494 --> 00:33:37,063 WHY YOU HUGGING THE BROTHER, STUPID? 699 00:33:37,130 --> 00:33:38,197 DON'T CALL ME STUPID. 700 00:33:38,264 --> 00:33:39,733 YOU STUPID, MAN. 701 00:33:39,799 --> 00:33:42,069 CAN WE PLEASE GO HOME NOW? 702 00:33:42,136 --> 00:33:43,738 SIT HERE! 703 00:33:43,804 --> 00:33:47,208 LET ME BREAK THIS DOWN TO YOU. YOU GOT TO KICK THE LANGUAGE 704 00:33:47,275 --> 00:33:49,210 AS IF YOU GOT IT GOING ON. 705 00:33:49,277 --> 00:33:51,647 LIKE, WITH THE PROGRAM. 706 00:33:51,713 --> 00:33:53,882 LIKE A MICROSOFT WORD PROGRAM ON MY COMPUTER? 707 00:33:53,949 --> 00:33:55,684 NO. LISTEN. 708 00:33:55,751 --> 00:33:58,922 SPEAK TO THE PEOPLE AS THOUGH YOU'RE WITH IT, 709 00:33:58,989 --> 00:34:00,924 AIN'T NEW TO THIS. 710 00:34:00,991 --> 00:34:02,092 OKAY. OKAY. 711 00:34:02,159 --> 00:34:04,563 I DON'T UNDERSTAND. IT'S LIKE... 712 00:34:04,629 --> 00:34:07,431 YOU DON'T KICK SOME BUTT. 713 00:34:07,498 --> 00:34:09,901 YOU BE KICKIN' SOME ASS! 714 00:34:12,338 --> 00:34:14,273 YOU DON'T HIT ON A GIRL. 715 00:34:14,340 --> 00:34:18,545 YOU'D BE HITTIN' ON A BITCH! 716 00:34:18,612 --> 00:34:21,114 OKAY. I GET IT. I USE THE WORD "BE" 717 00:34:21,181 --> 00:34:24,752 FOLLOWED BY THE GERUND OR FIRST PERSON SINGULAR OF THE VERB. 718 00:34:24,819 --> 00:34:27,320 YOU KNOW, LIKE, I BE GOING HOME, 719 00:34:27,388 --> 00:34:30,092 OR I BE GETTING A GOOD MARK IN CLASS. 720 00:34:30,158 --> 00:34:32,160 THAT'S HYPE! 721 00:34:32,227 --> 00:34:35,097 WHAT? HYPE! STUPID! DOPE! 722 00:34:35,163 --> 00:34:37,634 LIVIN' LARGE! IN THE MIX! 723 00:34:37,701 --> 00:34:40,336 ONE THING AT A TIME. BACK TO THIS "BE" THING. 724 00:34:40,404 --> 00:34:42,406 WHAT IF IT'S USED WITH AN INTRANSITIVE VERB? 725 00:34:42,472 --> 00:34:43,608 SAY WHAT? 726 00:34:43,674 --> 00:34:45,843 LET'S SAY I'M ON A PLANE TO NEW YORK. 727 00:34:45,910 --> 00:34:48,514 WOULD I BE FLY ON THE PLANE TO NEW YORK? 728 00:34:48,580 --> 00:34:50,048 WELL, THAT DEPENDS. 729 00:34:50,115 --> 00:34:51,082 DEPENDS ON WHAT? 730 00:34:51,149 --> 00:34:52,317 ON YOU BE WEARING. 731 00:34:52,384 --> 00:34:54,352 BE FLY IF I DRESS A CERTAIN WAY? 732 00:34:54,420 --> 00:34:55,388 THAT'S RIGHT. 733 00:34:55,455 --> 00:34:57,556 THAT'S STUPID. THANKS. 734 00:34:57,623 --> 00:34:59,559 I SAID THAT WAS STUPID. 735 00:34:59,626 --> 00:35:01,193 I SAID THANKS. 736 00:35:01,260 --> 00:35:02,430 YOU DEAF? 737 00:35:02,496 --> 00:35:04,532 THE DEAFEST BROTHER ON THIS BLOCK. 738 00:35:04,598 --> 00:35:06,600 YOU'RE DEAF? THAT'S RIGHT. 739 00:35:10,303 --> 00:35:15,377 I THINK BLADE BROWN IS THE BIGGEST ASSHOLE ON THE PLANET. 740 00:35:17,680 --> 00:35:20,484 HEY! YOU'RE NOT DEAF. 741 00:35:20,551 --> 00:35:23,720 STOP DISSIN' ME. I'LL KICK YOU IN YOUR MOUTH! 742 00:35:23,787 --> 00:35:26,491 THANKS FOR THAT LITTLE WALK ON THE WILD SIDE. 743 00:35:26,558 --> 00:35:28,525 I BE NEEDING TO GET TO BED NOW. 744 00:35:28,592 --> 00:35:30,728 I BE NEEDING MY SUITCASE. 745 00:35:33,297 --> 00:35:34,900 SEE YA. I'M OUTTA HERE. 746 00:35:34,967 --> 00:35:36,769 WAIT. SINCE I'M DOING SOMETHING FOR YOU, 747 00:35:36,835 --> 00:35:39,238 YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING FOR ME. 748 00:35:39,305 --> 00:35:42,676 I AM DOING SOMETHING FOR YOU. I'M LETTING YOU LIVE. REMEMBER? 749 00:35:42,742 --> 00:35:44,678 AND I APPRECIATE THAT, BUT IN ADDITION, 750 00:35:44,744 --> 00:35:47,681 YOU'VE GOT TO HELP ME PASS PHYS. ED. 751 00:35:47,747 --> 00:35:50,752 OH, SPORTS. NO PROBLEM. I'M DOPE IN SPORTS. 752 00:35:50,819 --> 00:35:53,054 MAN, IF YOU DON'T GET OFF ME... 753 00:35:53,121 --> 00:35:56,357 YOU'LL NEED SOME OF MY CLOTHES. 754 00:35:56,424 --> 00:35:58,928 SHIRT HERE. 755 00:35:58,995 --> 00:35:59,962 [SQUEAK] 756 00:36:00,029 --> 00:36:03,165 AND, OH... 757 00:36:03,232 --> 00:36:08,739 SHOES TO MAKE IT COMPLETE. 758 00:36:08,806 --> 00:36:10,775 I DON'T THINK SO. I'LL GET MY OWN. 759 00:36:10,842 --> 00:36:13,612 WELL, IF YOU DO, DON'T FORGET THE PENNIES. 760 00:36:16,380 --> 00:36:19,618 NICE PENNIES. 761 00:36:20,418 --> 00:36:21,954 DAMN! OH! 762 00:36:22,021 --> 00:36:24,457 HEY, YOU KNOW THAT KID OF YOURS, 763 00:36:24,525 --> 00:36:26,459 HE'LL MAKE ONE HELL OF A HOMEY. 764 00:36:26,527 --> 00:36:29,564 NICE CUPS. 765 00:36:29,631 --> 00:36:31,599 DID HE SAY HOMO? 766 00:36:31,665 --> 00:36:33,367 [KNOCK ON DOOR] 767 00:36:33,434 --> 00:36:35,069 OPEN THIS DOOR, MAN! 768 00:36:35,136 --> 00:36:36,771 [KNOCKING] 769 00:36:36,839 --> 00:36:39,775 HOLY MACKEREL, HERE. WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE? 770 00:36:43,379 --> 00:36:44,781 STEP OFF, MAN! 771 00:36:45,615 --> 00:36:47,316 BLADE BROWN... 772 00:36:47,383 --> 00:36:50,820 YOUR ASS IS MINE! 773 00:36:50,887 --> 00:36:54,458 OKAY, GENTLEMEN, I'M ONLY GOING TO SAY THIS ONCE, SO LISTEN UP. 774 00:36:54,525 --> 00:36:57,028 I DON'T WANT NO CHEATING, NO FIGHTING, 775 00:36:57,095 --> 00:37:01,267 NO BITING, NO SPITTING, OR ANY UNFAIR SPORTS PLAY. 776 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:04,904 ALRIGHT, LISTEN UP. I'M ONLY GONNA SAY THIS ONCE 777 00:37:04,971 --> 00:37:09,442 'CAUSE TOMORROW, YOU CANDY ASSES ARE GONNA WALCE INTO HERE. 778 00:37:09,509 --> 00:37:10,810 WITH A DOCTORS NOTE 779 00:37:10,877 --> 00:37:15,883 FOR EVERYTHING, FROM SENSITIVE SKIN TO ASTHMA. 780 00:37:17,686 --> 00:37:20,455 I WANNA SEE, GOOD, CLEAN SPORTSMANSHIP. 781 00:37:20,522 --> 00:37:22,724 NOW, GET OUT THERE AND HAVE SOME FUN! 782 00:37:24,627 --> 00:37:25,995 I SAID HAVE SOME FUN! 783 00:37:26,061 --> 00:37:28,732 LET'S GO, Y'ALL! 784 00:37:30,567 --> 00:37:32,970 IT'S COMING AT ME. WHAT DO I DO? 785 00:37:33,037 --> 00:37:34,205 CATCH IT, MAN. 786 00:37:36,741 --> 00:37:38,142 WHAT DO I DO NOW? 787 00:37:38,209 --> 00:37:40,178 RUN! 788 00:37:40,245 --> 00:37:41,813 ♫ MY, MY, MY ♫ 789 00:37:41,879 --> 00:37:43,949 ♫ YOU CAN'T TOUCH THIS MUSIC HITS ME SO HARD ♫ 790 00:37:44,016 --> 00:37:45,819 ♫ MAKES ME SAY "OH, MY LORD" ♫ 791 00:37:45,885 --> 00:37:48,054 ♫ THANK YOU FOR BLESSING ME ♫ 792 00:37:48,121 --> 00:37:49,255 HI. 793 00:37:49,322 --> 00:37:50,289 HEY, LADIES. 794 00:37:50,356 --> 00:37:51,325 AAH! AAH! 795 00:37:51,391 --> 00:37:52,793 SORRY. 796 00:37:55,596 --> 00:37:57,765 ♫ YOU CAN'T TOUCH ME ♫ 797 00:37:57,832 --> 00:38:00,936 ♫ I TOLD YOU, HOMEBOY ♫ 798 00:38:01,002 --> 00:38:02,804 ♫ YEAH,THAT'S HOW WE LIVIN' ♫ 799 00:38:02,871 --> 00:38:04,506 MERRY CHRISTMAS, WEDGE. 800 00:38:04,573 --> 00:38:06,175 WHAT YOU DOING, MAN? 801 00:38:06,242 --> 00:38:07,777 [CRASH] 802 00:38:09,946 --> 00:38:11,181 [CRASH] 803 00:38:14,952 --> 00:38:16,019 AAH! 804 00:38:24,630 --> 00:38:27,499 HAVE A NICE DAY, KID. 805 00:38:27,566 --> 00:38:30,503 GO GET 'EM, MAN. 806 00:38:30,570 --> 00:38:33,406 DON'T I KNOW... 807 00:38:33,473 --> 00:38:35,943 THANKS. 808 00:38:39,546 --> 00:38:41,048 MOMMY! 809 00:38:42,217 --> 00:38:44,251 I'M SORRY, MAN. 810 00:38:44,318 --> 00:38:46,221 AAGH. 811 00:38:46,288 --> 00:38:47,489 YO, COACH. 812 00:38:47,555 --> 00:38:49,726 HE WAS A TOUGH ONE, MAN. 813 00:38:49,793 --> 00:38:54,031 1...2...3. YOU'RE OUT OF THERE. 814 00:38:54,098 --> 00:38:57,300 BLADE IS IT? COME ON OUT HERE. 815 00:38:57,366 --> 00:39:00,337 I WANT TO SEE HOW WELL YOU CAN KICK THAT FOOTBALL. 816 00:39:00,404 --> 00:39:01,571 DO I HAVE TO, SIR? 817 00:39:01,638 --> 00:39:04,641 YES, YOU HAVE TO, SIR. 818 00:39:04,709 --> 00:39:06,679 WHERE DO YOU WANT ME TO KICK IT? 819 00:39:06,746 --> 00:39:08,915 BETWEEN THOSE TWO POINTY STICKS. 820 00:39:08,981 --> 00:39:11,583 THAT'S A 50-YARD KICK. 821 00:39:11,650 --> 00:39:13,285 COME ON, MAN. 822 00:39:22,496 --> 00:39:24,165 [LAUGHTER] 823 00:39:38,750 --> 00:39:41,152 WHOA! WHOA! WHOA! 824 00:39:44,155 --> 00:39:45,123 YEAH! 825 00:39:45,190 --> 00:39:48,159 HOW'D YOU DO THAT? 826 00:39:48,225 --> 00:39:50,062 ACTUALLY, IT'S QUITE SIMPLE. 827 00:39:50,128 --> 00:39:52,397 IT'S SIMPLY A MATTER OF CALCULATING THE WIND VELOCITY 828 00:39:52,464 --> 00:39:54,667 GRAVITATIONAL PULL, THE ANGLE OF DEFLECTION 829 00:39:54,734 --> 00:39:56,536 SYMMETRY, AND THE WEIGHT OF THE BALL. 830 00:39:56,603 --> 00:39:57,604 DO IT AGAIN. 831 00:39:57,671 --> 00:39:59,306 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 832 00:40:01,842 --> 00:40:03,710 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 833 00:40:05,914 --> 00:40:06,914 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 834 00:40:06,981 --> 00:40:08,649 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 835 00:40:08,716 --> 00:40:09,951 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 836 00:40:10,018 --> 00:40:11,687 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 837 00:40:11,754 --> 00:40:13,422 CHECK IT OUT. HUH? 838 00:40:13,489 --> 00:40:14,924 YAY! YAY! YAY! 839 00:40:14,991 --> 00:40:18,461 ♫ THINGS AREN'T ALWAYS WHAT THEY SEEM ♫ 840 00:40:18,528 --> 00:40:23,600 ♫ IN THIS WORLD OF BROKEN DREAMS ♫ 841 00:40:23,666 --> 00:40:25,069 YOU'RE GOING OUT FOR FOOTBALL. 842 00:40:25,136 --> 00:40:27,605 YOU'RE GOING TO BE MY SECRET WEAPON, 843 00:40:27,671 --> 00:40:31,310 YOU AND ME ARE GONNA BE REAL CLOSE. 844 00:40:31,376 --> 00:40:34,880 HEY, MR. FROGGY, YOU WANT A LICK? 845 00:40:34,947 --> 00:40:37,983 WANNA LICK, MR. FROGGY? 846 00:40:38,050 --> 00:40:40,620 YOU KNOW, THIS IS QUITE AN INTERESTING SPECIES OF FROG. 847 00:40:40,686 --> 00:40:41,922 YEAH, I KNOW. 848 00:40:41,988 --> 00:40:45,960 I MEAN, HE'S SO WET AND SLIPPERY. 849 00:40:46,027 --> 00:40:50,465 MMM, BIOLOGY IS SO REAL, HUH? 850 00:40:53,601 --> 00:40:56,105 DAMITA, YOU WERE GOING TO PLAY WITH MY FROG. 851 00:40:56,172 --> 00:40:59,844 YOUR FROG AIN'T JUMPING IN MY DIRECTION. 852 00:40:59,910 --> 00:41:02,312 THERE'S A NEW TADPOLE IN TOWN. 853 00:41:05,015 --> 00:41:07,418 HERE'S MY ADDRESS. PICK ME UP TONIGHT AROUND 8:00 854 00:41:07,485 --> 00:41:10,687 SO WE CAN GET THAT BIOLOGY THING HAPPENING. 855 00:41:10,754 --> 00:41:13,724 [IMITATING WEDGE] DAMITA, I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA TO PLAY 856 00:41:13,791 --> 00:41:16,762 WITH MY FROG! 857 00:41:16,829 --> 00:41:18,966 DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. 858 00:41:19,833 --> 00:41:21,434 DUNCAN. HUH? 859 00:41:21,501 --> 00:41:23,270 YOU PREPARED TO GIVE YOUR DISSERTATION? 860 00:41:23,336 --> 00:41:24,771 DISSER WHAT? 861 00:41:24,838 --> 00:41:28,176 YOUR DISSERTATION ON HUMAN SEXUALITY AND REPRODUCTION. 862 00:41:28,242 --> 00:41:32,214 YOU GOT THE WRONG, UH, STUDENT, TEACH. 863 00:41:32,281 --> 00:41:34,884 I'M NOT READY TO GIVE MY DISSEMATION. 864 00:41:34,950 --> 00:41:36,385 DISSERTATION. WHY NOT? 865 00:41:36,451 --> 00:41:38,588 IT WAS IN THE SYLLABUS. WHOSE BUS? 866 00:41:38,654 --> 00:41:41,290 SYLLABUS! 867 00:41:41,356 --> 00:41:42,926 BECAUSE I NEED HELP, 868 00:41:42,993 --> 00:41:44,727 AND THE ONLY ASSISTANT HERE 869 00:41:44,794 --> 00:41:48,064 SMART ENOUGH TO HELP ME IS, UH...HER. 870 00:41:48,131 --> 00:41:50,502 OKAY. I'LL GIVE YOU A ONE-DAY EXTENSION. 871 00:41:50,568 --> 00:41:51,836 GOOD LOOKING OUT, TEACH. 872 00:41:51,904 --> 00:41:53,571 THE NAME'S MRS. IPSWITCH. 873 00:41:53,637 --> 00:41:55,273 WHATEVER. 874 00:41:55,340 --> 00:41:58,244 OKAY. ELLEN, LET'S GET BACK TO BASE OPPRESSION. 875 00:41:58,311 --> 00:41:59,913 DUNCAN. 876 00:41:59,978 --> 00:42:01,981 OH, HI. HI. 877 00:42:02,048 --> 00:42:04,150 MY HOME ADDRESS. 878 00:42:04,217 --> 00:42:06,520 UM, WHY DON'T YOU CALL ME TONIGHT, 879 00:42:06,586 --> 00:42:08,956 AND WE CAN GET STARTED ON THAT, UM... 880 00:42:09,023 --> 00:42:10,458 DISSERTATION. 881 00:42:10,525 --> 00:42:12,460 UH, YEAH, SURE. 882 00:42:12,527 --> 00:42:13,962 OKAY. BYE. 883 00:42:14,029 --> 00:42:16,965 HEY, WHAT DO YOU THINK? 884 00:42:17,032 --> 00:42:19,767 YO, BABY, WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE BROOKS BROTHERS? 885 00:42:19,834 --> 00:42:22,973 I'M JUST GONNA GO HOME GET STARTED ON THE DISSECTION PAPER 886 00:42:23,040 --> 00:42:24,975 ON MY DATABASE. 887 00:42:25,042 --> 00:42:28,011 WAIT. SEE YOU TONIGHT, RIGHT? 888 00:42:32,049 --> 00:42:34,218 BYE. ALRIGHT. LATER. 889 00:42:40,859 --> 00:42:43,463 [REVS ENGINE] 890 00:42:44,796 --> 00:42:47,500 YOU GOT YOUR SHIT OFF ON THE FOOTBALL FIELD, 891 00:42:47,567 --> 00:42:49,903 BUT LET'S SEE WHAT YOU GOT NOW. 892 00:43:08,091 --> 00:43:09,359 [SIREN] 893 00:43:09,425 --> 00:43:10,360 OHH! 894 00:43:10,427 --> 00:43:12,697 THANKS FOR BAILING ME OUT OF JAIL, MINK. 895 00:43:12,763 --> 00:43:15,533 DON'T THINK I'M PAYING FOR THIS. YOU'RE PAYING ME BACK, ALRIGHT? 896 00:43:15,600 --> 00:43:17,535 LET'S GET THE HELL OUTTA HERE. 897 00:43:17,602 --> 00:43:20,539 YOU LOOK LIKE A SLAB OF MEAT IN ROCKY. 898 00:43:20,606 --> 00:43:23,741 SO...HAVING SOME PROBLEMS AT SCHOOL? 899 00:43:23,808 --> 00:43:26,646 OH, NO, MINK, EVERYTHING IS COOL. 900 00:43:26,713 --> 00:43:29,049 COOL. IT'S COOL. 901 00:43:29,116 --> 00:43:31,384 COOL. COOL. 902 00:43:31,451 --> 00:43:33,587 WELL, I HEAR DIFFERENTLY. 903 00:43:33,654 --> 00:43:35,555 I HEAR THAT BLADE BROWN 904 00:43:35,622 --> 00:43:38,759 HAS GOT YOU LOOKING LIKE A CHUMP, MAN. 905 00:43:38,826 --> 00:43:40,595 IS THAT RIGHT? 906 00:43:40,662 --> 00:43:44,567 I HEAR THAT THE WHOLE SCHOOL'S LOOKING UP TO HIM. 907 00:43:44,634 --> 00:43:47,837 OH, BROTHER, THAT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS. 908 00:43:47,903 --> 00:43:49,205 SORRY, MINK. 909 00:43:49,272 --> 00:43:51,908 THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO BE LOOKING UP TO YOU 910 00:43:51,975 --> 00:43:53,609 AND ONLY YOU. 911 00:43:53,676 --> 00:43:55,779 NOW, IF THAT'S A PROBLEM, 912 00:43:55,846 --> 00:43:58,616 I HAVE TO GET RID OF YOU. 913 00:44:01,853 --> 00:44:03,522 LET'S GO, FELLAS. 914 00:44:06,159 --> 00:44:08,027 ♫ SO I'M LOOKIN' TO YOU ♫ 915 00:44:08,094 --> 00:44:10,396 ♫ PLEASE JUST DON'T TURN YOUR BACK ♫ 916 00:44:10,463 --> 00:44:12,432 ♫ IN MY HEART, IN MY SOUL ♫ 917 00:44:12,499 --> 00:44:17,905 ♫ I BELIEVE THAT I AM A CLASS ACT ♫ 918 00:44:17,972 --> 00:44:19,006 ♫ OH ♫ 919 00:44:19,074 --> 00:44:20,108 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 920 00:44:20,175 --> 00:44:22,844 ♫ OH ♫ 921 00:44:22,911 --> 00:44:24,012 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 922 00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:26,081 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 923 00:44:26,147 --> 00:44:27,716 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 924 00:44:27,783 --> 00:44:31,588 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 925 00:44:31,654 --> 00:44:32,622 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 926 00:44:32,689 --> 00:44:33,890 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 927 00:44:33,956 --> 00:44:35,359 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 928 00:44:35,426 --> 00:44:36,994 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 929 00:44:37,061 --> 00:44:39,730 AAGH! 930 00:44:39,797 --> 00:44:40,764 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 931 00:44:40,831 --> 00:44:42,133 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 932 00:44:42,200 --> 00:44:43,935 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 933 00:44:44,002 --> 00:44:48,241 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 934 00:44:48,308 --> 00:44:49,309 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 935 00:44:49,375 --> 00:44:50,876 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 936 00:44:50,943 --> 00:44:52,212 ♫ WORK THAT BODY ♫ 937 00:44:52,278 --> 00:44:54,648 ♫ CLASS ACT, YEAH ♫ 938 00:44:54,715 --> 00:44:55,749 HEY. 939 00:44:55,816 --> 00:44:57,049 THERE SHE BLOWS! 940 00:44:57,117 --> 00:44:59,420 OOH! 941 00:45:01,155 --> 00:45:03,290 5,000, POPS. 942 00:45:31,190 --> 00:45:33,159 DUNCAN! 943 00:45:34,427 --> 00:45:36,529 YO, ELLEN, WHAT'S UP? 944 00:45:36,596 --> 00:45:38,732 SO GLAD YOU'RE HERE. COME ON. 945 00:45:38,799 --> 00:45:39,867 SURE. 946 00:45:41,067 --> 00:45:42,836 HEY, LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD! 947 00:45:42,903 --> 00:45:45,106 WHERE ARE YOU GOING, TO GRANDMA'S HOUSE? 948 00:45:45,174 --> 00:45:47,108 LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD! 949 00:45:47,176 --> 00:45:49,211 AIN'T YOU IN THE WRONG NEIGHBORHOOD, BOY? 950 00:45:49,278 --> 00:45:52,648 WHERE YOU GOIN'? YOU DON'T BELONG AROUND HERE. 951 00:45:52,715 --> 00:45:54,284 IS THIS 6714? 952 00:45:54,350 --> 00:45:56,286 WHAT YOU THINK, MAN? 953 00:45:57,888 --> 00:45:59,823 WHAT'S UP? IT'S ABOUT TIME. 954 00:45:59,889 --> 00:46:01,124 I'M GOING, POPS. 955 00:46:01,192 --> 00:46:03,660 UMPH! 956 00:46:03,727 --> 00:46:05,830 GOD. 957 00:46:05,897 --> 00:46:08,499 HEY. YOU READY? 958 00:46:08,566 --> 00:46:09,902 READY? 959 00:46:09,968 --> 00:46:12,771 I THOUGHT WE WERE GOING TO DO THE BIOLOGY PAPER. 960 00:46:12,838 --> 00:46:16,309 SUGAR, WE NEED TO DO A LITTLE MORE RESEARCH FIRST. 961 00:46:16,376 --> 00:46:19,011 HUH? HUH? HMM? 962 00:46:19,077 --> 00:46:20,980 OH, THAT IS FRESH. 963 00:46:21,047 --> 00:46:22,982 YOU ARE ROLLING BIG-TIME! 964 00:46:23,049 --> 00:46:25,320 LET'S SEE HOW FAST IT GOES. 965 00:46:25,386 --> 00:46:27,087 WAIT A MINUTE. 966 00:46:27,154 --> 00:46:29,090 THAT HAS VERY SOPHISTICATED, 967 00:46:29,157 --> 00:46:31,293 UH, FUEL-BURNING HYDRAULIC SYSTEM. 968 00:46:32,628 --> 00:46:36,065 HEY, YOU GOT ANY DOGS AROUND HERE OR SOMETHING? 969 00:46:36,132 --> 00:46:37,600 NO, WE DON'T HAVE A DOG. 970 00:46:37,667 --> 00:46:40,069 SURE THE NEIGHBORS DON'T HAVE ANY DOG OR SOMETHING? 971 00:46:40,136 --> 00:46:42,072 IF I RUIN THESE SHOES-- 972 00:46:42,139 --> 00:46:44,107 I PAID A LOT FOR THESE SHOES, GIRL. 973 00:46:44,174 --> 00:46:46,377 COME ON, DUNCAN. 974 00:46:46,444 --> 00:46:49,681 I FELT SOMETHING, SOMETHING MOIST. 975 00:46:53,718 --> 00:46:55,921 SO THESE ARE ONE OF THOSE GARBANZOS? 976 00:46:55,988 --> 00:46:57,622 GAZEBO. WHATEVER. 977 00:46:57,690 --> 00:46:59,760 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU, DUNCAN? 978 00:46:59,826 --> 00:47:02,028 YOU MAY BE A SERIOUS SCHOLAR, 979 00:47:02,095 --> 00:47:05,732 BUT YOU HAVE A WILD STREAK HIDDEN DEEP INSIDE YOU. 980 00:47:05,799 --> 00:47:06,967 NO SHIT. 981 00:47:07,033 --> 00:47:10,871 SEE, I LOVE IT, WHEN YOU TALK DIRTY LIKE THAT. 982 00:47:10,937 --> 00:47:13,140 OHH, DUNCAN. 983 00:47:13,207 --> 00:47:15,144 I WANT TO FIND MY WILD SIDE. 984 00:47:15,211 --> 00:47:17,145 NO. NOT YOU. 985 00:47:17,212 --> 00:47:19,148 I DON'T BELIEVE IT. YOU GOT ONE? 986 00:47:19,215 --> 00:47:20,384 YES, I DO. 987 00:47:20,450 --> 00:47:23,052 NO, NO, NO, NO. YOU DON'T GET IT. 988 00:47:23,119 --> 00:47:25,054 YOU SEE THAT FLOWER RIGHT THERE? 989 00:47:25,121 --> 00:47:26,089 YEAH. 990 00:47:26,155 --> 00:47:27,892 YOU'RE LIKE THAT FLOWER-- 991 00:47:27,958 --> 00:47:30,193 ALL SOFT AND PRETTY, 992 00:47:30,261 --> 00:47:31,897 RESPECTABLE-LIKE, 993 00:47:31,963 --> 00:47:34,065 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 994 00:47:34,132 --> 00:47:36,368 AND WHAT ARE YOU LIKE? 995 00:47:36,435 --> 00:47:39,372 ME? I'M LIKE THE OTHER FLOWER-- 996 00:47:39,439 --> 00:47:41,907 ALL ROUGH AND UGLY, 997 00:47:41,973 --> 00:47:45,578 NOTHING YOU'D WANT TO DECORATE YOUR LIVING ROOM WITH. 998 00:47:47,281 --> 00:47:48,549 IT'S DYING. 999 00:47:50,284 --> 00:47:53,087 HOW SEXY. 1000 00:47:53,154 --> 00:47:54,356 SEXY? 1001 00:47:54,423 --> 00:47:56,358 WHAT'S SO SEXY ABOUT THAT? 1002 00:47:56,425 --> 00:47:59,094 IN MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, 1003 00:47:59,161 --> 00:48:01,062 SHAKESPEARE WROTE, 1004 00:48:01,129 --> 00:48:04,234 "I WILL LIVE IN THY HEART... 1005 00:48:04,301 --> 00:48:07,404 "DIE IN THY LAP... 1006 00:48:07,471 --> 00:48:10,308 AND BE BURIED IN THY EYES." 1007 00:48:12,476 --> 00:48:14,111 YEAH? SO? 1008 00:48:14,178 --> 00:48:18,116 WELL, SO IN HIS TIME, 1009 00:48:18,183 --> 00:48:20,653 TO DIE--THE WAY HE USED IT-- 1010 00:48:20,719 --> 00:48:22,922 MEANT TO HAVE A SEXUAL ORGASM. 1011 00:48:22,989 --> 00:48:27,761 HOLD UP. MY MAN SHAKESPEARE, WAS RAPPING ABOUT POPPIN' IN SOME GIRL? 1012 00:48:29,429 --> 00:48:31,366 WELL, I GUESS YOU COULD SAY THAT. 1013 00:48:31,431 --> 00:48:33,601 OH, I'M SORRY. I MEANT MAKING LOVE. 1014 00:48:33,668 --> 00:48:35,269 YEAH. 1015 00:48:35,336 --> 00:48:37,305 YOU REALLY ARE SOMETHING KIND OF WILD, BOY. 1016 00:48:37,374 --> 00:48:38,840 YEAH? 1017 00:48:41,478 --> 00:48:43,312 LISTEN, I GOT SOMETHING TO TELL YOU. 1018 00:48:43,380 --> 00:48:44,846 YOU DO? 1019 00:48:49,387 --> 00:48:51,488 NEVER MIND. COME ON. LET'S GO. 1020 00:48:51,554 --> 00:48:55,026 I KNOW SOMEPLACE NEARBY. COME ON. 1021 00:48:55,093 --> 00:48:57,429 ♫ LET ME SHOW YOU WHY ♫ 1022 00:48:57,496 --> 00:49:00,131 ♫ YOUR BODY CAN'T LIE TO ME ♫ 1023 00:49:00,198 --> 00:49:03,134 ♫ 'CAUSE I KNOW DESPITE YOUR MEANINGS ♫ 1024 00:49:03,201 --> 00:49:06,539 ♫ YOUR BODY CAN'T LIE TO ME... ♫ 1025 00:49:09,342 --> 00:49:11,378 OH, MISS THING, HOW YOU DOING? 1026 00:49:11,445 --> 00:49:13,681 YOU LOOK JUST LIKE ROBIN GIVENS, BABY. 1027 00:49:13,748 --> 00:49:16,551 JUST CALL ME MIKE TYSON. WHERE YOU GOIN'? 1028 00:49:16,618 --> 00:49:19,153 MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY! 1029 00:49:19,220 --> 00:49:21,223 I GOT TO HAVE THAT, MAN. 1030 00:49:21,289 --> 00:49:24,058 DON'T MIND THEM. WE'LL EAT AND BLOW OUT OF HERE. 1031 00:49:25,629 --> 00:49:28,565 SAY, YOU DON'T MIND IF ONE OF MY FRIENDS HERE 1032 00:49:28,632 --> 00:49:30,834 DANCES WITH YOUR LADY, DO YOU? 1033 00:49:30,900 --> 00:49:32,537 YEAH, BABY, COME ON. 1034 00:49:32,603 --> 00:49:35,505 LOOK, YOU'RE MESSIN' WITH THE WRONG BITCH. OKAY? 1035 00:49:35,572 --> 00:49:38,743 OH, BABY, I LIKE A FEMALE WITH A MIND. 1036 00:49:38,809 --> 00:49:41,613 TAKE YOUR GREASY, ACTIVATOR-DRIPPING, 1037 00:49:41,680 --> 00:49:43,615 JHERRI CURL HANDS OFF ME, OKAY? 1038 00:49:43,682 --> 00:49:46,352 I AIN'T GOT NO JHERRI CURL! THIS IS NATURAL, BABY. 1039 00:49:46,419 --> 00:49:48,721 I ONLY PUT LEMON JUICE IN IT. 1040 00:49:48,788 --> 00:49:51,624 DON'T TOUCH ME. MY MAN IS NOT GONNA STAND FOR THAT. 1041 00:49:51,691 --> 00:49:55,294 WHO? HIM? WHAT'S MOP-TOP GONNA DO, 1042 00:49:55,361 --> 00:49:56,798 CRY ALL OVER US? 1043 00:49:56,865 --> 00:49:58,567 LENNY KRAVITZ-LOOKING SOMEBODY, MAN. 1044 00:49:58,633 --> 00:50:00,068 I SAY WE FLIP HIM. 1045 00:50:00,134 --> 00:50:02,704 HEADS WE BEAT HIM UP, TAILS WE BEAT HIM UP. 1046 00:50:02,771 --> 00:50:04,707 YA, MAN. Y'ALL KICK HIS ASS. 1047 00:50:04,774 --> 00:50:07,275 BLADE, AIN'T YOU GONNA STAND UP FOR ME? 1048 00:50:07,341 --> 00:50:09,278 THE BLADE? 1049 00:50:09,344 --> 00:50:11,482 YO, MAN, YOU BLADE BROWN? 1050 00:50:15,853 --> 00:50:17,455 UH, YEAH. 1051 00:50:21,092 --> 00:50:22,560 I MEAN, UH... 1052 00:50:22,627 --> 00:50:24,497 YEAH, FOOL! 1053 00:50:24,563 --> 00:50:26,130 YOU WANNA MAKE SOMETHING OF IT? 1054 00:50:26,197 --> 00:50:28,266 NO, SIR, MR. BROWN. 1055 00:50:28,333 --> 00:50:29,669 WE MISUNDERSTOOD. 1056 00:50:29,736 --> 00:50:31,671 WE WAS JUST FOOLING AROUND. 1057 00:50:31,738 --> 00:50:34,875 OH, YOU WERE, HUH? NO. I THINK THE THREE OF YOU-- 1058 00:50:34,942 --> 00:50:37,244 I THINK Y'ALL WERE TRYING TO PLAY ME! 1059 00:50:37,311 --> 00:50:39,714 NO. NO, MAN. 1060 00:50:39,780 --> 00:50:42,082 LOOK, Y'ALL, I AM BLADE BROWN, 1061 00:50:42,149 --> 00:50:44,952 THE DOPEST, HYPEST BROTHER ON THE BLOCK. 1062 00:50:45,019 --> 00:50:46,387 TRUE, TRUE. 1063 00:50:46,454 --> 00:50:48,825 I THINK Y'ALL BE NEEDING TO GET OUTTA HERE 1064 00:50:48,891 --> 00:50:51,528 BEFORE YOU FORCE ME TO CLARIFY MYSELF... 1065 00:50:51,594 --> 00:50:54,498 WITH MY FISTS! LIKE THIS. 1066 00:51:08,180 --> 00:51:09,814 OHH! OHH! 1067 00:51:11,150 --> 00:51:12,417 COME ON, GIRL. 1068 00:51:12,484 --> 00:51:17,156 I THINK WE BE NEEDING SOME FRESH AIR. THIS PLACE IS THROUGH. 1069 00:51:17,222 --> 00:51:19,160 WHATEVER YOU SAY, BABY. 1070 00:51:24,165 --> 00:51:25,132 OHH! OHH! 1071 00:51:29,236 --> 00:51:30,472 WAIT A MINUTE. 1072 00:51:30,539 --> 00:51:33,141 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1073 00:51:33,208 --> 00:51:34,177 LOOK... 1074 00:51:36,212 --> 00:51:37,180 I'M SORRY. 1075 00:51:38,716 --> 00:51:41,150 EXCUSE ME. WHAT WAS THAT? 1076 00:51:41,217 --> 00:51:43,654 I SAID I WAS SORRY. 1077 00:51:43,721 --> 00:51:45,957 OH. THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT YOU SAID. 1078 00:51:46,024 --> 00:51:47,958 YOU KNOW I'LL SLAP YOU, BOY. 1079 00:51:48,025 --> 00:51:51,330 BUT I WON'T TONIGHT 'CAUSE I LIKE YOU. 1080 00:51:51,397 --> 00:51:52,865 TAKE IT EASY. 1081 00:51:56,235 --> 00:51:58,338 IT'S SO PATHETIC. 1082 00:51:58,405 --> 00:52:01,575 I MEAN, WHEN GUYS THINK THEY NEED TO PROVE THEIR MASCULINITY 1083 00:52:01,642 --> 00:52:04,612 BY BEING TOUGH, THEY JUST END UP LOOKING FOOLISH. 1084 00:52:05,213 --> 00:52:06,947 YEAH. PATHETIC. 1085 00:52:09,118 --> 00:52:12,021 THAT WAS SO FUNNY. DAMN, THAT WAS FUNNY. 1086 00:52:12,087 --> 00:52:14,523 YOU SCARED THEM TO DEATH, BABY. 1087 00:52:14,590 --> 00:52:16,525 PULL OVER RIGHT HERE. 1088 00:52:16,592 --> 00:52:17,560 YEAH. 1089 00:52:17,628 --> 00:52:19,695 BUT DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES? 1090 00:52:19,762 --> 00:52:22,432 DID YOU SEE THEIR FACES? 1091 00:52:22,498 --> 00:52:26,170 YOU ARE SO DOPE. I MEAN, YOU ARE SO DOPE. 1092 00:52:26,237 --> 00:52:30,442 THEY RAN OUT OF THERE LIKE THEY HAD HOT COAL UP THEIR ASS. 1093 00:52:30,508 --> 00:52:32,577 YOU KNOW, WOULD YOU LIKE ME 1094 00:52:32,645 --> 00:52:36,215 EVEN IF I WASN'T SO... POWERFUL? 1095 00:52:36,282 --> 00:52:39,786 I MEAN, IF PEOPLE WEREN'T SO AFRAID OF ME? 1096 00:52:39,853 --> 00:52:42,489 BLADE, YOU'RE COOL NO MATTER WHAT. 1097 00:52:42,556 --> 00:52:45,325 WELL, I MEAN, WOULD YOU LIKE ME 1098 00:52:45,392 --> 00:52:47,027 EVEN IF I WAS A NERD 1099 00:52:47,094 --> 00:52:48,429 AND DIDN'T BEAT PEOPLE UP 1100 00:52:48,496 --> 00:52:51,065 AND WASN'T SO COOL? WOULD YOU LIKE ME EVEN THEN? 1101 00:52:51,131 --> 00:52:53,802 BUT YOU ARE COOL, SO DON'T EVEN WORRY ABOUT IT. 1102 00:52:53,869 --> 00:52:57,439 WAIT A MINUTE. WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. I'M SERIOUS. 1103 00:52:57,506 --> 00:53:01,278 I WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOU. I WANNA KNOW ABOUT YOU INSIDE. 1104 00:53:01,344 --> 00:53:03,512 I WANT YOU TO KNOW ABOUT ME INSIDE. 1105 00:53:03,579 --> 00:53:04,682 REALLY? 1106 00:53:04,748 --> 00:53:07,017 NO ONE'S EVER ASKED FOR THAT. 1107 00:53:07,084 --> 00:53:08,820 WELL, IT'S IMPORTANT TO ME. 1108 00:53:08,887 --> 00:53:12,123 I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING. COME ON. 1109 00:53:16,762 --> 00:53:18,397 COME ON. 1110 00:53:18,463 --> 00:53:20,400 HURRY UP! COME ON. 1111 00:53:25,505 --> 00:53:26,873 WHAT IS IT? IT'S A SURPRISE. 1112 00:53:26,940 --> 00:53:28,408 YOU LIKE SURPRISES? 1113 00:53:28,475 --> 00:53:29,711 YEAH, I GUESS. 1114 00:53:29,777 --> 00:53:30,945 GOOD. 1115 00:53:31,013 --> 00:53:33,716 WHAT ARE WE DOING AT A WAX MUSEUM? 1116 00:53:33,782 --> 00:53:35,417 I WORK HERE. 1117 00:53:35,483 --> 00:53:37,252 REALLY? MM-HMM. 1118 00:53:37,319 --> 00:53:38,922 CHECK THIS OUT. 1119 00:53:40,556 --> 00:53:41,523 CONAN. 1120 00:53:41,589 --> 00:53:42,557 MM-HMM. 1121 00:53:42,624 --> 00:53:43,592 ALRIGHT. 1122 00:53:43,659 --> 00:53:45,362 I DESIGNED THAT. 1123 00:53:45,429 --> 00:53:46,463 YOU? THAT? 1124 00:53:46,530 --> 00:53:47,898 ME. MM-HMM. GET OUTTA HERE. 1125 00:53:47,965 --> 00:53:50,736 I DID! REALLY. YOU LIKE IT? 1126 00:53:50,802 --> 00:53:52,938 YEAH. IT'S COOL, WORD. 1127 00:53:54,505 --> 00:53:58,444 YOU KNOW WHAT I LIKE ABOUT YOU? 1128 00:53:58,510 --> 00:54:02,248 I MEAN, YOU'RE STRONG AND TOUGH... 1129 00:54:03,516 --> 00:54:05,252 BUT YOU'RE HONEST, YOU KNOW? 1130 00:54:05,318 --> 00:54:08,856 I MEAN, I FEEL LIKE WE DON'T HAVE ANY SECRETS. 1131 00:54:12,993 --> 00:54:15,563 YO, D.C., MAN, I USED TO GO WITH HER. 1132 00:54:15,629 --> 00:54:17,800 YEAH, RIGHT. 1133 00:54:17,867 --> 00:54:19,468 I AIN'T LYING, MAN. 1134 00:54:19,534 --> 00:54:20,702 MM-HMM. 1135 00:54:21,703 --> 00:54:23,673 YOU KNOW, I HAD A GOOD TIME TONIGHT. 1136 00:54:23,740 --> 00:54:25,707 SO DID I. 1137 00:54:25,775 --> 00:54:27,077 DAMITA. 1138 00:54:27,143 --> 00:54:29,914 THERE'S SOMETHING I NEED TO TELL YOU. 1139 00:54:29,981 --> 00:54:32,482 OKAY WHAT? WELL... 1140 00:54:37,389 --> 00:54:39,758 UH, WE SHOULD DO THE BIOLOGY PAPER TOMORROW. 1141 00:54:39,825 --> 00:54:41,961 ALRIGHT, COOL. THAT'LL WORK. 1142 00:54:43,797 --> 00:54:46,465 WELL...GOOD NIGHT. 1143 00:54:58,780 --> 00:55:00,681 WILL I SEE YOU TOMORROW? 1144 00:55:00,748 --> 00:55:01,717 SURE, SURE. 1145 00:55:01,784 --> 00:55:02,751 AHEM. SURE. 1146 00:55:02,818 --> 00:55:05,054 BYE. 1147 00:55:05,121 --> 00:55:07,057 NOW, WHAT YOU FOOLS LOOKING AT? 1148 00:55:07,124 --> 00:55:09,860 HUH? HUH? MMM? 1149 00:55:12,796 --> 00:55:15,399 WHOO! 1150 00:55:15,465 --> 00:55:16,433 GOODNIGHT. 1151 00:55:16,499 --> 00:55:19,170 BYE-BYE. 1152 00:55:24,176 --> 00:55:25,511 SO... 1153 00:55:29,816 --> 00:55:31,751 I HAD FUN. 1154 00:55:31,818 --> 00:55:33,420 SO DID I. 1155 00:55:36,323 --> 00:55:38,760 HAVE A GOOD NIGHT, DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. 1156 00:55:38,827 --> 00:55:40,762 LISTEN, BEFORE WE GO ANY FURTHER, 1157 00:55:40,829 --> 00:55:42,965 ABOUT THIS DUNCAN PINDER-- 1158 00:55:49,505 --> 00:55:51,040 UM... 1159 00:55:51,107 --> 00:55:53,709 YOU DIDN'T REALLY WANT HELP WITH THAT DISSERTATION, DID YOU? 1160 00:55:53,776 --> 00:55:55,712 NO. NOT EXACTLY. I KNEW IT. 1161 00:55:55,779 --> 00:55:56,747 LISTEN. 1162 00:55:56,814 --> 00:55:58,383 GOODNIGHT. 1163 00:56:12,900 --> 00:56:14,201 OH! 1164 00:56:14,267 --> 00:56:16,237 OH, NUTS! 1165 00:56:16,304 --> 00:56:22,944 PINDERPUSS! 1166 00:56:23,011 --> 00:56:25,980 OH! OW! 1167 00:56:26,047 --> 00:56:27,382 WHAT DO YOU WANT? 1168 00:56:27,449 --> 00:56:31,187 I NEED HELP WITH MY DISSEMITATION IN BIOLOGY CLASS. 1169 00:56:31,254 --> 00:56:34,257 I DON'T WANT TO LOOK LIKE NO FOOL. WHAT SHOULD I DO? 1170 00:56:34,324 --> 00:56:36,860 FIND SOMETHING IN IT YOU LIKE, 1171 00:56:36,928 --> 00:56:38,428 SOMETHING YOU KNOW ABOUT. 1172 00:56:38,494 --> 00:56:40,497 THAT WAY YOU CAN TALK ABOUT IT INTELLIGENTLY. 1173 00:56:40,564 --> 00:56:43,335 FIND AN ANGLE THAT MAKES IT JAM IN MY HEAD? 1174 00:56:43,401 --> 00:56:44,536 YEAH, I GUESS. 1175 00:56:44,602 --> 00:56:46,438 THANKS, MAN. 1176 00:56:46,504 --> 00:56:47,473 OH! 1177 00:56:55,049 --> 00:56:56,983 THAT'S GOT TO BE RIGHT, 1178 00:56:57,050 --> 00:56:58,818 'CAUSE IF YOU PUT THE FUEL INJECTION-- 1179 00:56:58,885 --> 00:57:01,489 MAN, I JUST DON'T-- 1180 00:57:01,556 --> 00:57:02,991 HEY, MORNING, MOM. 1181 00:57:03,058 --> 00:57:05,226 DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE DOING HOMEWORK. 1182 00:57:05,293 --> 00:57:09,297 YEAH. I'M DOING HOMEWORK. 1183 00:57:09,364 --> 00:57:12,134 WHAT'S THAT? 1184 00:57:12,201 --> 00:57:12,969 WHAT? 1185 00:57:13,035 --> 00:57:14,271 THAT. 1186 00:57:15,771 --> 00:57:16,773 WHAT? 1187 00:57:16,839 --> 00:57:19,510 THAT! 1188 00:57:19,577 --> 00:57:21,012 IT'S A FLOWER. 1189 00:57:21,079 --> 00:57:23,147 WHAT'S IT DOING THERE? 1190 00:57:26,085 --> 00:57:28,419 SOMEONE GAVE IT TO ME. 1191 00:57:28,486 --> 00:57:31,023 'CAUSE THEY THOUGHT I WAS SPECIAL, 1192 00:57:31,090 --> 00:57:34,261 AND I PUT IT THERE... FOR YOU. 1193 00:57:37,630 --> 00:57:38,699 HMM. 1194 00:57:47,141 --> 00:57:50,779 IT INVOLVES FUEL INJECTION AND ROTATION. 1195 00:57:50,846 --> 00:57:53,449 THE INCREASED SPEED IS DEPENDENT ON HOW BIG... 1196 00:57:53,516 --> 00:57:54,717 YOUR SHAFT IS. 1197 00:57:54,783 --> 00:57:59,688 IN MOST CASES, LUBRICATION AND PISTON CONTROL IS A MUST. 1198 00:57:59,755 --> 00:58:00,990 IN PREVENTION OF HEAT, 1199 00:58:01,057 --> 00:58:04,528 YOU REALLY SHOULD KEEP A COIL AROUND. 1200 00:58:04,594 --> 00:58:06,731 AND THAT WAS HUMAN REPRODUCTION, 1201 00:58:06,797 --> 00:58:08,266 BY DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. 1202 00:58:08,333 --> 00:58:12,104 AS YOU CAN SEE, SCIENCE IS MY LIFE. 1203 00:58:12,837 --> 00:58:14,773 NOW, ANY QUESTIONS? 1204 00:58:14,840 --> 00:58:16,275 WHAT DOES A DESCRIPTION 1205 00:58:16,342 --> 00:58:18,278 OF AN AUTOMOBILE AND ITS COMPONENTS 1206 00:58:18,345 --> 00:58:20,913 HAVE TO DO WITH HUMAN SEXUAL BEHAVIOR? 1207 00:58:20,980 --> 00:58:23,584 UH...WELL, THINK ABOUT IT. 1208 00:58:23,651 --> 00:58:28,957 WHERE DOES MOST SEX TAKE PLACE? 1209 00:58:29,024 --> 00:58:32,961 OH, DUNCAN, THIS IS EXCELLENT. 1210 00:58:33,028 --> 00:58:34,463 I KNOW, I KNOW. 1211 00:58:34,529 --> 00:58:37,532 HUMAN SEXUALITY AS A FUNCTION OF BREEDING ENVIRONMENT. 1212 00:58:37,599 --> 00:58:39,735 WHAT YOU JUST SAID, LADY. 1213 00:58:39,802 --> 00:58:42,139 OH, SPLENDID, SPLENDID. 1214 00:58:42,206 --> 00:58:44,140 THANK YOU, THANK YOU. 1215 00:58:44,908 --> 00:58:46,843 ANY OTHER QUESTIONS? 1216 00:58:46,910 --> 00:58:50,214 NO! NO! NO! NO! NO! 1217 00:58:51,615 --> 00:58:54,820 NOW, YOU WANT TO GET HIGH, YOU GOT TO PAY THE MAN! 1218 00:58:54,887 --> 00:58:56,390 NOW, WHERE'S MY MONEY? 1219 00:58:56,455 --> 00:58:59,392 MR. WEDGE, THERE WAS A LONG LINE AT THE BANK 1220 00:58:59,458 --> 00:59:02,596 AND A LOT OF PEER PRESSURE AND HOMEWORK-- 1221 00:59:02,662 --> 00:59:03,729 WEDGE! 1222 00:59:06,666 --> 00:59:08,169 DROP HIM! 1223 00:59:09,769 --> 00:59:13,775 I'M GETTING TIRED OF YOU HIGH, YELLOW, RAGGEDY-RASTA ASS! 1224 00:59:13,842 --> 00:59:15,576 LET'S GET IT ON NOW! 1225 00:59:15,644 --> 00:59:18,114 NO PROBLEM, HOMEY. RIGHT THIS WAY. 1226 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:20,049 LET'S DO THIS. 1227 00:59:27,024 --> 00:59:28,259 HOLD IT, WEDGE. 1228 00:59:28,326 --> 00:59:31,963 I WANT TO REMEMBER YOU JUST LIKE THIS. 1229 00:59:32,030 --> 00:59:33,698 HEY! HEY! 1230 00:59:33,765 --> 00:59:35,834 [CRUNCH] 1231 00:59:35,900 --> 00:59:38,770 [CLANG] 1232 00:59:38,837 --> 00:59:40,273 [RING] 1233 00:59:40,340 --> 00:59:42,274 NICE, BUT YOU MISSPELLED "OUCH." 1234 00:59:42,341 --> 00:59:44,478 PUT ME DOWN, MAN! 1235 00:59:49,783 --> 00:59:50,985 OH! OH! OH! 1236 00:59:51,052 --> 00:59:52,520 THAT'S MY MAN. 1237 00:59:55,557 --> 00:59:56,658 OW! 1238 00:59:56,724 --> 00:59:58,293 SAY "PRETTY PLEASE." 1239 00:59:58,360 --> 00:59:59,895 PRETTY PLEASE. 1240 00:59:59,962 --> 01:00:01,697 OKAY, YOU CAN GO. 1241 01:00:03,567 --> 01:00:05,901 OHH! OHH! OHH! 1242 01:00:05,968 --> 01:00:09,539 MAN, THERE WAS ABOUT EIGHT, NINE OF THEM, MAN. 1243 01:00:10,875 --> 01:00:13,843 YO, THAT KID LOOKS LIKE BUSTER DOUGLAS. 1244 01:00:13,910 --> 01:00:15,647 DOPE, THANKS, PARTNER! 1245 01:00:15,714 --> 01:00:17,883 TRYING TO SWEAT ME FOR SOME LOOT FOR SOME-- 1246 01:00:17,949 --> 01:00:20,752 YOU AIN'T NO PARTNER OF MINE IF YOU MESSING WITH DRUGS. 1247 01:00:20,819 --> 01:00:25,123 I DON'T WANT TO CATCH YOU MESSING WITH THAT STUFF AGAIN! 1248 01:00:25,191 --> 01:00:27,394 I'M SORRY, MAN. I'M SORRY. 1249 01:00:27,460 --> 01:00:29,128 Y'ALL HEARD HIM! Y'ALL HEARD HIM! 1250 01:00:29,196 --> 01:00:30,864 JUST SAY NO. 1251 01:00:30,931 --> 01:00:32,132 GET BACK TO CLASS! 1252 01:00:32,200 --> 01:00:33,968 BLADE! BLADE! BLADE! 1253 01:00:34,035 --> 01:00:35,670 OH, MAMA. 1254 01:00:35,737 --> 01:00:38,640 BEING YOU IS BEGINNING TO CRAMP MY STYLE. 1255 01:00:38,707 --> 01:00:39,941 THIS WAS YOUR IDEA. 1256 01:00:40,008 --> 01:00:43,213 WE CAN GO TO PRINCIPAL KRATZ AND TELL HIM THE WHOLE STORY. 1257 01:00:43,279 --> 01:00:45,647 OH, NO, YOU WON'T! 1258 01:00:45,715 --> 01:00:47,149 YO, CHILL. 1259 01:00:47,217 --> 01:00:50,153 I NEED YOU TO HELP ME WITH MY HOMEWORK. 1260 01:00:50,221 --> 01:00:52,456 YOU WANT ME TO DO IT FOR YOU. 1261 01:00:52,523 --> 01:00:56,360 I NEED YOU TO HELP FOR ME TO DO IT MYSELF. 1262 01:00:56,427 --> 01:00:57,795 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT? 1263 01:00:57,862 --> 01:01:00,131 WHOO! WHOO! 1264 01:01:00,198 --> 01:01:01,667 COOL, BUDDIES. 1265 01:01:01,734 --> 01:01:06,172 TYSON, RASTA BUTTS, CRUISING OUTSIDE OF YOUR MAP LAND. 1266 01:01:06,240 --> 01:01:09,476 BLADAGE, DUDE. TALK TO ME. 1267 01:01:09,543 --> 01:01:11,478 GINSU. 1268 01:01:11,545 --> 01:01:13,814 WHAT? WHAT? 1269 01:01:13,881 --> 01:01:16,550 I KNOW YOU'RE CLUELESS, LIKE, OF MY WHOLE GIG, 1270 01:01:16,616 --> 01:01:19,820 BUT MY NAME IS JULIAN THOMAS, AND I'M THE WEASEL! 1271 01:01:19,887 --> 01:01:22,491 I'M ORGANIZING THE STONIEST DRUG RALLY-- 1272 01:01:22,558 --> 01:01:25,495 I MEAN, ANTIDRUG RALLY-- AND DANCE TOMORROW NIGHT, 1273 01:01:25,562 --> 01:01:28,831 AND MY LOBES JUST EXPERIENCED THROUGH THE GRAPE VINAGE 1274 01:01:28,898 --> 01:01:33,671 THAT YOU AND DRUGS ARE NOT, LIKE, A KILLER COM...BO, 1275 01:01:33,737 --> 01:01:37,542 AND I FULLY THINK THAT'S MA...JOR. 1276 01:01:39,811 --> 01:01:41,446 AGAINST DRUGS? 1277 01:01:41,513 --> 01:01:43,782 I AM? NO. I AM. 1278 01:01:43,848 --> 01:01:46,951 MY LOBES ALSO EXPERIENCED THAT YOU KNOW HOW TO ROCK THE MIKE, 1279 01:01:47,018 --> 01:01:50,590 AND I'D BE STOKED, BRO, IF YOU COULD DO IT AT THE DANCE. 1280 01:01:50,656 --> 01:01:54,194 I GOT FIVE TOPLESS DANCERS FROM SLOPPY SUE'S. 1281 01:01:54,261 --> 01:01:56,531 THEY'RE GOING TO HAVE PUMPS, MINIS, 1282 01:01:56,598 --> 01:01:58,766 AND THE FAKE CONES ARE GOING TO BE CHILLIN'. 1283 01:01:58,833 --> 01:02:01,303 THE WOODS ARE GOING TO BE CREATED DOWN BELOW. 1284 01:02:01,369 --> 01:02:04,039 THEY'RE GOING TO DANCE IN CAGES BY THE STAGE. 1285 01:02:04,106 --> 01:02:05,840 THAT IS IF THEY DON'T SHINE. 1286 01:02:05,907 --> 01:02:09,211 DO YOU THINK THAT'S TOO HARSH FOR AN ANTIDRUG RALLY, BUDDIES? 1287 01:02:09,278 --> 01:02:10,380 NO. YES. 1288 01:02:10,447 --> 01:02:12,749 SO I COULD CRAYOLA YOU IN? 1289 01:02:12,816 --> 01:02:14,684 YEAH. NO. 1290 01:02:14,751 --> 01:02:16,153 YES. 1291 01:02:16,220 --> 01:02:17,422 YES. YES? 1292 01:02:19,623 --> 01:02:20,425 YES. 1293 01:02:20,491 --> 01:02:22,893 LATER, BUD...DIES. 1294 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:26,097 YO, THE DRUG RALLY-- YOU GOING TO BUST A RAP THERE. 1295 01:02:26,164 --> 01:02:28,668 $75? AND HE DIDN'T GET A KISS? 1296 01:02:28,735 --> 01:02:30,737 SO WHAT? 1297 01:02:30,803 --> 01:02:33,606 I CAN'T RAP LIKE YOU, AND I CAN'T DANCE LIKE YOU. 1298 01:02:33,673 --> 01:02:35,609 HEY, MAN, YOU CAN-- FRUITY, GO-GO, 1299 01:02:35,676 --> 01:02:37,810 WOULD YOU TURN THAT CRAP DOWN, PLEASE? 1300 01:02:37,877 --> 01:02:38,945 NOW? 1301 01:02:39,011 --> 01:02:40,381 THROW THE MUSIC ON. 1302 01:02:40,448 --> 01:02:42,484 COME ON, MAN. 1303 01:02:42,551 --> 01:02:44,118 [MUSIC PLAYS] 1304 01:02:44,185 --> 01:02:45,587 ALRIGHT, HERE WE GO. 1305 01:02:45,654 --> 01:02:50,291 NOW, 50% OF IT IS YOUR ATTITUDE AND STYLE, 1306 01:02:50,359 --> 01:02:51,527 YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYING? 1307 01:02:51,594 --> 01:02:53,062 BODY LANGUAGE IS VERY IMPORTANT, 1308 01:02:53,128 --> 01:02:56,132 BUT THE WORDS GOT TO COME FROM UPSTAIRS. 1309 01:02:56,199 --> 01:02:59,303 NOW, TRY THIS. 1310 01:02:59,371 --> 01:03:00,972 ♫ MY SISTER, MY SISTER ♫ 1311 01:03:01,038 --> 01:03:02,874 ♫ TELL ME WHAT THE TROUBLE IS I'LL TRY TO LISTEN GOOD ♫ 1312 01:03:02,940 --> 01:03:04,909 ♫ AND GIVE THE BEST ADVICE THAT I CAN GIVE ♫ 1313 01:03:04,976 --> 01:03:07,380 ♫ SO WHAT'S UP WITH YOU THIS TIME? YOUR HONEY TOOK A DIVE ♫ 1314 01:03:07,446 --> 01:03:09,814 ♫ AND NOW HE'S PLAYIN' WITH YOUR MIND? ♫ 1315 01:03:09,881 --> 01:03:13,352 TRY THIS ONE. IN THE HIPS. 1316 01:03:13,419 --> 01:03:15,755 ♫ HOLD ON, TIME OUT I SHOUT GET IT TOGETHER, SISTER ♫ 1317 01:03:15,822 --> 01:03:17,624 ♫ TELL HIM TO BE NOT SO DISTANT, MISTER ♫ 1318 01:03:17,691 --> 01:03:19,293 ♫ IT'S A SHAME ♫ 1319 01:03:19,360 --> 01:03:21,295 COME ON! COME ON! 1320 01:03:21,362 --> 01:03:23,297 ♫ IT'S A SHAME ♫ 1321 01:03:23,364 --> 01:03:24,465 ♫ THE WAY YOU HURT ME ♫ 1322 01:03:24,532 --> 01:03:26,000 ADD THIS TO IT. 1323 01:03:26,066 --> 01:03:28,002 ♫ IT'S A SHAME ♫ 1324 01:03:28,068 --> 01:03:30,004 COME ON, MAN. 1325 01:03:30,070 --> 01:03:31,140 COME ON, DANCE, MAN. 1326 01:03:31,207 --> 01:03:32,642 ♫ IT'S A SHAME ♫ 1327 01:03:32,709 --> 01:03:35,344 ♫ THE WAY YOU HURT ME ♫ 1328 01:03:35,412 --> 01:03:37,046 TRY THIS ONE. 1329 01:03:37,113 --> 01:03:39,182 ♫ I'M BEGGIN' YOU TO CHECK OUT FOR YOUR OWN NEEDS ♫ 1330 01:03:39,249 --> 01:03:41,384 ♫ DON'T NOBODY SEE YOU IN A STATE OF GRIEVIN' ♫ 1331 01:03:41,451 --> 01:03:43,821 ♫ OVER THE BROTHER THERE'S ANOTHER POSSIBILITY ♫ 1332 01:03:43,887 --> 01:03:45,756 ♫ WORK OUT WHERE YOU WENT WRONG ♫ 1333 01:03:45,824 --> 01:03:48,192 ♫ I GUARANTEE TO YOU IT WILL NOT TAKE LONG ♫ 1334 01:03:48,259 --> 01:03:50,129 ♫ FOR YOU TO PRETEND THAT YOU BELONG ♫ 1335 01:03:50,195 --> 01:03:52,064 ♫ YOU KNOW WHERE HONEY'S HEAD AT ♫ 1336 01:03:52,131 --> 01:03:53,331 ♫ AND WHERE HE'S COMIN' FROM... ♫ 1337 01:03:53,398 --> 01:03:54,734 OH! 1338 01:03:56,669 --> 01:03:59,039 THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT, MAN. 1339 01:03:59,105 --> 01:04:02,142 THIS GUY--YOU TWO. 1340 01:04:02,208 --> 01:04:03,478 COME ON! 1341 01:04:05,913 --> 01:04:07,214 OW. 1342 01:04:07,281 --> 01:04:11,119 I'LL GET YOU YOUR MONEY, MINK. REALLY, I PROMISE, MAN. 1343 01:04:11,186 --> 01:04:12,620 COME ON, MINK. 1344 01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:16,124 BILLY, BILLY, BILLY, HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU ANYTHING? 1345 01:04:16,191 --> 01:04:17,761 HAVEN'T I TAUGHT YOU 1346 01:04:17,827 --> 01:04:20,797 NEVER TO MAKE PROMISES YOU CAN'T KEEP? 1347 01:04:20,864 --> 01:04:24,635 YOU LET BLADE BROWN DIS YOU IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY. 1348 01:04:24,701 --> 01:04:28,940 IT'S A WONDER THEY DIDN'T WANT TO PAY YOU THE MONEY. 1349 01:04:29,007 --> 01:04:31,175 NOW... 1350 01:04:31,241 --> 01:04:35,982 I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME WE TAKE OUT THE GARBAGE. 1351 01:04:36,048 --> 01:04:37,316 OH, NO! 1352 01:04:37,383 --> 01:04:40,453 DON'T, MINK! YOU GOT TO BELIEVE ME! 1353 01:04:40,520 --> 01:04:42,890 HE'S STEALING YOUR MONEY, MAN, NOT ME. 1354 01:04:42,956 --> 01:04:44,925 HE'S THE ONE STEALING YOUR MONEY. 1355 01:04:44,992 --> 01:04:47,895 HE'S SCARED EVERYBODY INTO THINKING YOU PAY HIM. 1356 01:04:47,961 --> 01:04:49,230 BLADE BROWN? 1357 01:04:49,297 --> 01:04:52,502 YEAH, HE'S TRYING TO EDGE IN ON YOUR TERRITORY. 1358 01:04:52,568 --> 01:04:55,237 YOU BETTER NOT BE PLAYING ME! 1359 01:04:55,304 --> 01:04:57,439 NO. I'M STRAIGHT UP. 1360 01:04:58,474 --> 01:05:00,042 OH, GOD! 1361 01:05:00,109 --> 01:05:01,344 OH, THANK YOU, MINK! 1362 01:05:01,411 --> 01:05:03,378 THANK YOU, GOD, MY BROTHER. 1363 01:05:03,445 --> 01:05:05,215 THANK YOU, OH, LORD! 1364 01:05:05,281 --> 01:05:08,520 STOP WHINING, YOU SILLY BITCH. 1365 01:05:11,723 --> 01:05:14,693 WELL, I THINK IT'S ABOUT TIME 1366 01:05:14,760 --> 01:05:16,962 WE PAID BLADE BROWN A VISIT. 1367 01:05:17,029 --> 01:05:18,764 YEAH! 1368 01:05:18,831 --> 01:05:22,167 LET'S KICK HIS ASS. 1369 01:05:22,234 --> 01:05:25,706 HEY, DON'T LEAVE ME HERE, MAN. 1370 01:05:28,543 --> 01:05:29,677 OH, DUNCAN. 1371 01:05:29,744 --> 01:05:31,478 WHAT UP, MONEY? 1372 01:05:31,547 --> 01:05:32,681 MONEY? 1373 01:05:32,748 --> 01:05:35,517 A FIGURE OF SPEECH, DAD. 1374 01:05:35,584 --> 01:05:38,920 DUNCAN, WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT THE HAIR, 1375 01:05:38,987 --> 01:05:40,256 THE--THE GEAR. 1376 01:05:40,322 --> 01:05:42,424 I'M GOING TO A BIG DANCE. 1377 01:05:42,491 --> 01:05:44,494 OH, YOU'RE GOING TO A DANCE. 1378 01:05:44,562 --> 01:05:46,929 BLADE AND I ARE GOING. 1379 01:05:46,996 --> 01:05:48,932 YOU'RE GOING TO A DANCE WITH BLADE? 1380 01:05:48,999 --> 01:05:51,936 YEAH. CHECK YOU LATER, POPS. PEACE, MOMS. 1381 01:05:54,738 --> 01:05:56,675 ♫ I CAN'T STAND ♫ 1382 01:05:56,741 --> 01:05:59,245 ♫ WHOA, OH ♫ 1383 01:05:59,312 --> 01:06:01,647 ♫ WHAT YOU'RE DOIN' TO ME ♫ 1384 01:06:01,714 --> 01:06:03,216 ♫ YEAH ♫ 1385 01:06:03,283 --> 01:06:04,450 ♫ EVERYBODY ♫ 1386 01:06:04,517 --> 01:06:06,887 ♫ MESSIN' WITH MY MIND ♫ 1387 01:06:06,953 --> 01:06:09,756 ♫ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♫ 1388 01:06:09,823 --> 01:06:11,926 ♫ YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND ♫ 1389 01:06:11,993 --> 01:06:15,430 ♫ GIRL, I WANT YOU TO BE MINE ♫ 1390 01:06:15,497 --> 01:06:16,665 ♫ YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ♫ 1391 01:06:16,732 --> 01:06:17,900 ♫ JUST BE RIGHT ♫ 1392 01:06:17,966 --> 01:06:19,334 ♫ HOLD THAT BODY, BABY ♫ 1393 01:06:19,401 --> 01:06:21,203 ♫ T-ROCK WILL NEVER MAKE IT ♫ 1394 01:06:21,269 --> 01:06:23,239 ♫ PACKIN' THE RHYTHMS YOU CAN RELATE ♫ 1395 01:06:23,306 --> 01:06:24,707 ♫ I LOVE IT WHEN THE WOMEN ARE SOFT... ♫ 1396 01:06:24,773 --> 01:06:26,375 ANY EXTRA BULLETS? 1397 01:06:26,442 --> 01:06:27,877 I THINK SO. 1398 01:06:27,944 --> 01:06:30,548 GOOD. WAIT, WAIT. DO YOU OR DON'T YOU HAVE ANY? 1399 01:06:30,616 --> 01:06:31,816 YEAH, YEAH. 1400 01:06:31,882 --> 01:06:34,018 ALRIGHT. I'M GOING TO NEED THEM. 1401 01:06:34,084 --> 01:06:35,721 NO, I DON'T. 1402 01:06:37,222 --> 01:06:39,791 ♫ LIKE A STORM, I STEPPED INTO A LIGHT ♫ 1403 01:06:39,858 --> 01:06:41,359 ♫ ELECTRIC STAIN ♫ 1404 01:06:41,426 --> 01:06:42,929 ♫ WANTED TO FEEL FLY ♫ 1405 01:06:42,995 --> 01:06:44,429 ♫ BUT WHAT YOU GET IS WHAT YOU AIM ♫ 1406 01:06:44,495 --> 01:06:46,667 ♫ IF YOU GET THE TAME AWAY ♫ 1407 01:06:46,734 --> 01:06:47,901 ♫ REMAIN THE SAME ♫ 1408 01:06:47,968 --> 01:06:49,369 ♫ WHERE YOU GOIN'? ♫ 1409 01:06:49,436 --> 01:06:51,839 BLADE! 1410 01:06:51,905 --> 01:06:56,177 ♫ NOW, GIVE IT UP TO ME NOW ♫ 1411 01:06:56,243 --> 01:06:58,112 YO, BLADE! 1412 01:06:58,179 --> 01:07:01,215 DUNCAN, I SAW YOUR GIRLFRIEND OUT THERE, MAN. 1413 01:07:01,282 --> 01:07:03,252 GET OUT OF HERE, YOU LITTLE DWEEP. 1414 01:07:06,022 --> 01:07:08,358 WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN? WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU? 1415 01:07:08,424 --> 01:07:09,793 I COULDN'T GET MY HAIR TOGETHER. 1416 01:07:09,860 --> 01:07:11,995 SURE YOU KNOW WHERE WE GOING? 1417 01:07:12,062 --> 01:07:13,163 I THINK SO. 1418 01:07:13,229 --> 01:07:16,800 WHAT DO YOU MEAN? DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT I THINK? 1419 01:07:17,635 --> 01:07:18,871 ♫ YEAH, YEAH ♫ 1420 01:07:18,937 --> 01:07:22,908 ♫ ALL MY LOVE ♫ 1421 01:07:22,975 --> 01:07:24,943 YEAH! 1422 01:07:25,010 --> 01:07:26,612 YEAH, BUDDY. THAT WAS COOL. 1423 01:07:26,680 --> 01:07:29,615 OKAY, COOL. TOO FLY. TOO FLY. OKAY. 1424 01:07:29,683 --> 01:07:31,384 REMEMBER WHAT I TAUGHT YOU. 1425 01:07:31,450 --> 01:07:33,053 I WAS GOING TO TALK TO YOU. 1426 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:36,925 LISTEN, I WANT YOU TO KNOW. DON'T GET EDGED AT ME, RIGHT, 1427 01:07:36,992 --> 01:07:38,927 BECAUSE THOSE FIVE TOPLESS DANCERS 1428 01:07:38,994 --> 01:07:41,029 FROM SLOPPY SUE'S COULDN'T MAKE IT. 1429 01:07:41,096 --> 01:07:45,034 THEY CAME DOWN WITH A SUDDEN RASH OF, LIKE, POISON OAK. 1430 01:07:45,101 --> 01:07:47,102 I FIGURED IT WOULD BE IN BAD TASTE 1431 01:07:47,168 --> 01:07:49,672 FOR THEM TO SHOW UP THIS EVENING. 1432 01:07:49,739 --> 01:07:52,944 I WAS THINKING. BUT... 1433 01:07:53,011 --> 01:07:55,145 I'M GOING TO SING A SONG TONIGHT. 1434 01:07:55,212 --> 01:07:56,514 UH-1... 1435 01:07:56,580 --> 01:07:57,749 UH-2... 1436 01:07:57,816 --> 01:07:59,750 UH-1, 2, 3, 4! 1437 01:07:59,817 --> 01:08:01,820 ♫ I'M A STONY, CRUSTY DUDE ♫ 1438 01:08:01,886 --> 01:08:03,521 ♫ WITH THE MOP ON TOP ♫ 1439 01:08:03,587 --> 01:08:04,556 BOO! BOO! 1440 01:08:04,623 --> 01:08:05,656 GET OFF! 1441 01:08:05,724 --> 01:08:07,225 ♫ BUT I'LL NEVER STOP ♫ 1442 01:08:07,291 --> 01:08:09,562 ♫ TRYIN' TO REACH THE NOTES ♫ 1443 01:08:09,629 --> 01:08:11,097 ♫ FROM COAST TO COAST ♫ 1444 01:08:11,164 --> 01:08:13,566 ♫ THE ONES WITH THE CONES I DIG THE MOST ♫ 1445 01:08:13,633 --> 01:08:15,836 WAIT, WAIT, WAIT. 1446 01:08:15,902 --> 01:08:17,138 OKAY, CHILL. 1447 01:08:17,204 --> 01:08:18,172 OKAY, OKAY. 1448 01:08:18,239 --> 01:08:20,507 OKAY, SHUT UP. 1449 01:08:20,574 --> 01:08:23,980 I'M GOING TO BRING OUT THE GUY THAT YOU GUYS BEEN WAITING FOR. 1450 01:08:24,047 --> 01:08:28,084 YOUR BUD, MY BUD-- THE BLADE! 1451 01:08:29,652 --> 01:08:32,021 HO HO! 1452 01:08:32,088 --> 01:08:35,524 I'M HAVING SOME SERIOUS SECOND THOUGHTS, MAN. I REALLY AM. 1453 01:08:35,592 --> 01:08:37,526 DON'T FRONT NOW. DON'T FRONT. 1454 01:08:37,593 --> 01:08:39,529 BLADE, TYSON, WHAT'S UP? 1455 01:08:39,596 --> 01:08:41,232 DUDE, DO NOT SHINE ME. 1456 01:08:41,299 --> 01:08:42,500 THEY'RE SO INTO YOU. 1457 01:08:42,567 --> 01:08:44,169 THEY HATED LISA-LISA. 1458 01:08:44,235 --> 01:08:48,307 I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO GET A TOMATO IN MY MOUTH. CHECK IT! 1459 01:08:48,374 --> 01:08:49,675 JUST TRIP INTO THE MIKE. 1460 01:08:49,742 --> 01:08:51,778 YOU'RE GOING TO BE FULLY WITH IT. 1461 01:08:51,844 --> 01:08:54,113 DON'T LET THEM SEE YOU SWEAT. 1462 01:09:04,692 --> 01:09:07,096 [FEEDBACK] 1463 01:09:07,997 --> 01:09:09,931 YOU JUST GOT TO DO IT. 1464 01:09:09,998 --> 01:09:12,701 HIT IT. HIT IT. 1465 01:09:12,768 --> 01:09:14,337 THAT'S MY BOY! 1466 01:09:14,404 --> 01:09:16,339 BUST THIS BEAT. 1467 01:09:16,406 --> 01:09:20,845 ♫ OH, YEAH ♫ 1468 01:09:20,912 --> 01:09:23,514 ♫ THIS IS ANOTHER HYPED ONE FOR YA ♫ 1469 01:09:26,450 --> 01:09:28,452 ♫ NOW, STOP, STOP, STOP THE PRESSES ♫ 1470 01:09:28,519 --> 01:09:31,124 ♫ HOLD YOUR HORSES SIT BACK, RELAX, AND MAX ♫ 1471 01:09:31,190 --> 01:09:32,525 ♫ 'CAUSE, OF COURSE, IT'S A BROTHER ♫ 1472 01:09:32,591 --> 01:09:35,061 ♫ WHO WAS PUT ON BY ANOTHER BROTHER ♫ 1473 01:09:35,128 --> 01:09:36,729 ♫ NOW IT'S TIME TO DISCOVER ♫ 1474 01:09:36,796 --> 01:09:38,532 ♫ THAT THE KNOWLEDGE CONTAINED IN THE RHYMIN' BLITZ ♫ 1475 01:09:38,598 --> 01:09:41,034 ♫ THE MAN WITH THE FUNKY DOPE TWISTS NEVER QUITS ♫ 1476 01:09:41,100 --> 01:09:43,437 ♫ NOW START SINGING TO THE BEAT I'M SWINGING TO ♫ 1477 01:09:43,503 --> 01:09:45,673 ♫ A STAR'S BIGGER THAN MESSING, WE'RE BREAKING THROUGH ♫ 1478 01:09:45,740 --> 01:09:46,875 ♫ NOW LISTEN HERE, MY DEAR ♫ 1479 01:09:46,942 --> 01:09:48,176 ♫ 'CAUSE I'M A-GONNA FLY ♫ 1480 01:09:48,243 --> 01:09:49,177 ♫ HIGH SCHOOL DOESN'T MEAN ♫ 1481 01:09:49,244 --> 01:09:50,646 ♫ YOU GOTTA GET HIGH ♫ 1482 01:09:50,712 --> 01:09:52,248 ♫ A STRONG MENTALITY WILL REACH THE SKY ♫ 1483 01:09:52,314 --> 01:09:54,616 ♫ A WEAK MIND ONLY WANTS TO GET BY ♫ 1484 01:09:54,683 --> 01:09:56,252 ♫ AND IT'S LIKELY TO GO AND GET CAUGHT UP ♫ 1485 01:09:56,318 --> 01:09:58,922 ♫ WITH ANY DRUGS THAT CAN BE BOUGHT UP ♫ 1486 01:09:58,989 --> 01:10:01,057 ♫ LIKE THE DOPE SMOKE, SMACK, THE CRACK ♫ 1487 01:10:01,123 --> 01:10:03,127 ♫ THE SET, SET, SET OF THE CHU-CHUNKY BLACK ♫ 1488 01:10:03,194 --> 01:10:04,863 ♫ IN FACT, IF YOU WANT THAT ♫ 1489 01:10:04,929 --> 01:10:06,097 ♫ YOU BETTER GET SMART ♫ 1490 01:10:06,164 --> 01:10:07,798 HE'S SCREWING UP MY DAMN NAME! 1491 01:10:07,866 --> 01:10:09,668 ♫ BE YOURSELF, BE FOR REAL ♫ 1492 01:10:09,734 --> 01:10:10,836 ♫ DON'T TRY TO IGNORE US ♫ 1493 01:10:10,903 --> 01:10:12,203 ♫ I GOT MY MIND MADE UP ♫ 1494 01:10:12,270 --> 01:10:14,739 ♫ COME ON, I'M GOING TO GET IT ♫ 1495 01:10:14,806 --> 01:10:16,575 ♫ GET IT RIGHT ♫ 1496 01:10:16,641 --> 01:10:18,212 ♫ ALL DAY AND NIGHT ♫ 1497 01:10:18,278 --> 01:10:20,046 ♫ EVEN IF I HAVE TO FIGHT ♫ 1498 01:10:20,113 --> 01:10:21,748 WHERE'S THE EXTRA MIKE, MAN? 1499 01:10:21,815 --> 01:10:24,385 ♫ AND IF THE GANG AIN'T WITH IT QUIT IT, JUST FORGET IT ♫ 1500 01:10:24,451 --> 01:10:26,087 ♫ I'M MOVIN' ON BECAUSE I'M SO STRONG ♫ 1501 01:10:26,153 --> 01:10:27,321 GET OUT OF MY FACE. 1502 01:10:27,388 --> 01:10:29,524 ♫ I KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG ♫ 1503 01:10:29,591 --> 01:10:32,826 ♫ STEP, STEP BACK, BOY DON'T ALWAYS BELIEVE WHAT YOU HEARD ♫ 1504 01:10:32,894 --> 01:10:35,198 ♫ BECAUSE RIGHT HERE AND NOW I'M GONNA SCHOOL YOU 'BOUT NERDS ♫ 1505 01:10:35,264 --> 01:10:37,134 ♫ YOU SHOULD NEVER JUDGE A BOOK ♫ 1506 01:10:37,200 --> 01:10:38,601 ♫ BY ITS COVER ♫ I'M SIMPLY TALKIN' 'BOUT ♫ 1507 01:10:38,667 --> 01:10:40,603 ♫ TRUSTIN' YOUR BOY, GIRL, OR LOVER ♫ 1508 01:10:40,669 --> 01:10:42,272 ♫ THERE'S TOO MANY THINGS ONE NEEDS TO CONSIDER ♫ 1509 01:10:42,339 --> 01:10:44,473 ♫ BEFORE YOU FIND THE PICK OF THE LITTER ♫ 1510 01:10:44,540 --> 01:10:46,376 ♫ NOW, I MYSELF TRY TO EXPRESS THE TRUTH ♫ 1511 01:10:46,443 --> 01:10:48,278 ♫ COVERED UP WITH A SMILE AND A BRIGHT GOLD TOOTH ♫ 1512 01:10:48,345 --> 01:10:49,514 ♫ AND IF THE GANG AIN'T WITH IT ♫ 1513 01:10:49,580 --> 01:10:51,449 ♫ QUIT IT, JUST FORGET IT ♫ 1514 01:10:51,516 --> 01:10:53,953 ♫ I'M MOVIN' ON 'CAUSE I'M TOO STRONG ♫ 1515 01:10:54,020 --> 01:10:57,689 ♫ I KNOW RIGHT FROM WRONG ♫ 1516 01:10:57,756 --> 01:10:58,790 ♫ I GOT MY MIND MADE UP ♫ 1517 01:10:58,857 --> 01:11:00,326 ♫ COME ON ♫ 1518 01:11:00,392 --> 01:11:02,295 ♫ YEAH ♫ 1519 01:11:02,362 --> 01:11:05,532 ♫ DYNAMIC DUO WINNER, HA ♫ 1520 01:11:05,598 --> 01:11:07,768 ♫ LIVE AND DIRECT FROM THE TROUBLE SCENE ♫ 1521 01:11:07,835 --> 01:11:10,104 ♫ YOU'RE 'BOUT TO GET HIT WITH THE DOUBLE TEAM ♫ 1522 01:11:10,171 --> 01:11:12,073 ♫ AND FIRST UP AT BAT ♫ 1523 01:11:12,140 --> 01:11:13,642 ♫ IS A BROTHER THAT SAW ALL THAT ♫ 1524 01:11:13,708 --> 01:11:15,476 ♫ FROM THE WRONG SIDE OF THE TRACKS ♫ 1525 01:11:15,543 --> 01:11:16,678 ♫ BUT THAT DON'T MEAN I DON'T KNOW ♫ 1526 01:11:16,745 --> 01:11:18,347 ♫ WHAT TIME IT IS ♫ 1527 01:11:18,413 --> 01:11:20,283 ♫ IN THE RAP AND THE RHYMIN' BIZ AND ONE THING FOR SURE ♫ 1528 01:11:20,350 --> 01:11:21,650 ♫ YO, I AIN'T NO QUITTER ♫ 1529 01:11:21,716 --> 01:11:23,386 ♫ HERE COMES THE HOMERUN HITTER ♫ 1530 01:11:23,453 --> 01:11:25,656 ♫ NEVER HAD TO TAKE IT, I WAS GETTIN' RESPECT ♫ 1531 01:11:25,722 --> 01:11:27,857 ♫ NEVER HAD TO LEARN IT, 'CAUSE I CAME CORRECT ♫ 1532 01:11:27,925 --> 01:11:30,094 ♫ COULDN'T CARE LESS ABOUT BEIN' DOWN ♫ 1533 01:11:30,161 --> 01:11:31,997 ♫ AIN'T NOTHIN' PROFOUND ABOUT STANDIN' AROUND ♫ 1534 01:11:32,064 --> 01:11:33,631 ♫ SET THE TRENDS ♫ 1535 01:11:33,698 --> 01:11:35,632 ♫ STRICT RULES, I BEEN BREAK 'EM AGAIN AND AGAIN ♫ 1536 01:11:35,700 --> 01:11:37,035 ♫ IT'S MY LIFE, MY FRIEND ♫ 1537 01:11:37,102 --> 01:11:39,773 ♫ AND IT'LL BE THAT WAY UNTIL I SAY CEASE ♫ 1538 01:11:39,839 --> 01:11:41,574 ♫ WE OUTTA HERE, PEACE ♫ 1539 01:11:41,640 --> 01:11:45,279 ♫ I GOT MY MIND MADE UP, COME ON ♫ 1540 01:11:45,779 --> 01:11:47,113 SO... 1541 01:11:47,180 --> 01:11:50,650 I ALMOST FAINTED WHEN YOU GOT UP ON STAGE TO RAP. 1542 01:11:50,717 --> 01:11:52,353 WHAT MADE YOU DO IT? 1543 01:11:52,420 --> 01:11:58,194 I DON'T KNOW. IGUESS IT WAS THE WILD STREAK BUSTING OUT IN ME. 1544 01:11:58,260 --> 01:11:59,028 DUNCAN? 1545 01:11:59,095 --> 01:12:01,863 YEAH, WHAT'S UP, BABY? 1546 01:12:01,930 --> 01:12:03,866 I WANT TO DO SOMETHING WILD, TOO. 1547 01:12:03,933 --> 01:12:05,235 YOU DO? 1548 01:12:05,302 --> 01:12:08,438 I DO THINK I LIKE ALL-NIGHT MINIATURE GOLF 1549 01:12:08,505 --> 01:12:09,739 DOWN OVER AT, UM-- 1550 01:12:09,806 --> 01:12:12,476 YOU DON'T HAVE TO... 1551 01:12:14,913 --> 01:12:16,848 UH, YEAH, I'M WITH THAT. 1552 01:12:16,915 --> 01:12:19,351 WE CAN--WE CAN DEFINITELY DO THAT. 1553 01:12:19,418 --> 01:12:21,253 LET'S DO THAT. COME ON. 1554 01:12:21,320 --> 01:12:24,157 WHOSE BREEDING ENVIRONMENT IS THIS? 1555 01:12:24,224 --> 01:12:25,624 IT'S BLADE BROWN'S. 1556 01:12:27,293 --> 01:12:28,495 UH! 1557 01:12:28,562 --> 01:12:31,732 OH! 1558 01:12:31,798 --> 01:12:33,367 LET'S MAKE BACON. 1559 01:12:33,434 --> 01:12:34,436 BACON? 1560 01:12:35,070 --> 01:12:36,238 OH, DUNCAN! 1561 01:12:37,204 --> 01:12:39,707 OH, WAIT! THE--THE BUTTON! 1562 01:12:39,774 --> 01:12:41,576 YOU GUYS JAMMED. 1563 01:12:41,643 --> 01:12:46,483 JAMMED, JIM, JAMMED, JIMMY, JAMMY, JIMMY. 1564 01:12:46,550 --> 01:12:49,186 WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO DO ALL THAT? 1565 01:12:49,253 --> 01:12:51,188 UH, THE STREETS, THE STREETS-- 1566 01:12:51,255 --> 01:12:53,490 MY TURF. IT'S KIND OF INBRED. 1567 01:12:53,557 --> 01:12:56,493 A LOT OF INBREEDING GOING ON IN THE STREETS. 1568 01:12:56,560 --> 01:13:00,698 MMM, WELL, WHATEVER, BUT YOU WAS DOPE, BIG-TIME-- 1569 01:13:00,766 --> 01:13:02,701 DOPE WITH A CAPITAL "D." 1570 01:13:02,768 --> 01:13:05,838 UH, THANKS. 1571 01:13:05,905 --> 01:13:07,907 BLADE? 1572 01:13:07,974 --> 01:13:10,009 UH, YES, DAMITA? 1573 01:13:10,077 --> 01:13:11,711 UM... 1574 01:13:13,146 --> 01:13:16,783 MY MOM'S WORKING TONIGHT. 1575 01:13:16,849 --> 01:13:18,320 [GULP] 1576 01:13:23,125 --> 01:13:26,529 OH MY GOD! YOU GOT IT GOING ON. 1577 01:13:26,596 --> 01:13:28,130 BANG, BOOM, PAP! 1578 01:13:28,197 --> 01:13:31,601 YOU'RE THE FINEST GIRL I'VE SEEN IN HIGH SCHOOL IN SIX YEARS. 1579 01:13:31,667 --> 01:13:34,438 LET ME GO GET MY STUFF. I'LL BE BACK, OKAY? 1580 01:13:40,877 --> 01:13:42,580 HERE WE GO! HERE HE IS! 1581 01:13:42,647 --> 01:13:43,848 GRAB HIM! 1582 01:13:43,915 --> 01:13:45,518 OH, NO, YOU DON'T. 1583 01:13:45,584 --> 01:13:46,618 IT'S BYE-BYE TIME. 1584 01:13:46,684 --> 01:13:48,786 I WAS JUST ABOUT TO GET SOME! 1585 01:13:48,854 --> 01:13:50,957 BLADE, WAIT! 1586 01:13:51,024 --> 01:13:52,592 GET IN THERE, PUNK. 1587 01:13:52,659 --> 01:13:54,060 I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. 1588 01:13:54,128 --> 01:13:56,263 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1589 01:14:04,172 --> 01:14:05,207 AAH! DAMN! 1590 01:14:05,274 --> 01:14:06,408 CAN'T YOU KNOCK? 1591 01:14:06,475 --> 01:14:09,146 THE PINDER-- THEY GOT HIM, MAN. 1592 01:14:09,212 --> 01:14:11,448 YO, AIN'T THAT THAT GENIUS KID? 1593 01:14:11,514 --> 01:14:13,283 YEAH, THAT'S ME. GET IN! 1594 01:14:13,350 --> 01:14:15,485 [TIRES SCREECHING] 1595 01:14:17,621 --> 01:14:20,291 THIS IS PROBABLY AS GOOD A TIME AS ANY 1596 01:14:20,358 --> 01:14:22,327 TO LET YOU KNOW HOW SORRY I AM 1597 01:14:22,394 --> 01:14:24,364 FOR BEATING YOU UP, WEDGE. 1598 01:14:24,430 --> 01:14:26,365 IT WAS PEER PRESSURE AND ALL. 1599 01:14:26,431 --> 01:14:28,368 I HAD TO MAINTAIN MY REPUTATION. 1600 01:14:28,434 --> 01:14:31,670 WHY DON'T WE JUST LET BYGONES BE BYGONES, OKAY? 1601 01:14:31,736 --> 01:14:34,440 SHUT UP, BLADE. 1602 01:14:34,507 --> 01:14:36,643 MICHAEL CHARLES BLADE BROWN. 1603 01:14:36,710 --> 01:14:38,445 NICE DO. 1604 01:14:38,512 --> 01:14:39,947 HA HA HA! 1605 01:14:40,014 --> 01:14:42,250 I CRACK ME UP, Y'ALL. 1606 01:14:42,317 --> 01:14:44,051 HA HA HA! 1607 01:14:44,118 --> 01:14:45,153 WHO ARE YOU? 1608 01:14:45,220 --> 01:14:46,888 I'M MINK. 1609 01:14:46,954 --> 01:14:48,691 WHA-WHAT DO YOU DO, MR. MINK? 1610 01:14:48,757 --> 01:14:51,226 WELL, LET'S JUST SAY THAT I'M A BUSINESSMAN. 1611 01:14:51,293 --> 01:14:53,229 AND YOU SCREWIN' MY BUSINESS. 1612 01:14:53,296 --> 01:14:55,633 SCREWING. THAT'S A LITTLE HARSH. 1613 01:14:55,700 --> 01:14:59,970 YES. WHAT'S BAD FOR BUSINESS, IS BAD FOR THE ECONOMY. 1614 01:15:00,037 --> 01:15:01,439 MY ECONOMY. 1615 01:15:01,506 --> 01:15:06,211 I'M GONNA CAUSE YOU SOME SERIOUS BRAIN DAMAGE. 1616 01:15:06,277 --> 01:15:10,748 THAT, WOULD BE MORE THAN BRAIN DAMAGE. 1617 01:15:10,815 --> 01:15:12,985 LIKE CEREBRAL HEMORRHAGE. 1618 01:15:13,052 --> 01:15:16,088 HA HA HA! 1619 01:15:16,155 --> 01:15:17,457 THAT'S, A NICE BRA THERE. 1620 01:15:17,524 --> 01:15:19,427 GO, TOUCH YOURSELF. 1621 01:15:19,493 --> 01:15:22,930 YO, MAN, STEP OFF. I'M TALKIN' ABOUT STEPPIN' OFF. 1622 01:15:22,996 --> 01:15:26,099 YOU SURE YOU KNOW WHAT THIS CAR LOOKS LIKE? 1623 01:15:26,166 --> 01:15:27,669 I'VE GOT PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. 1624 01:15:27,736 --> 01:15:29,037 YOU GOT WHAT? 1625 01:15:29,103 --> 01:15:34,944 PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORY. YOU KNOW, LEE MAJORS AND THAT BIONIC MAN. 1626 01:15:35,010 --> 01:15:38,147 I THOUGHT YOU HAD ONE OF THOSE PHOTOGRAPHIC MEMORIES. 1627 01:15:38,214 --> 01:15:40,483 EVEN LEE MAJORS' THING MESSES UP SOMETIMES. 1628 01:15:40,550 --> 01:15:42,553 I KNOW I BEEN OUT LATE, 1629 01:15:42,619 --> 01:15:45,056 BUT I BEEN TAKING CARE OF BUSINESS. 1630 01:15:45,122 --> 01:15:46,558 I DID CALL YOU, 1631 01:15:46,624 --> 01:15:48,059 BUT NOBODY ANSWERED THE PHONE. 1632 01:15:48,125 --> 01:15:49,694 HELLO! HELLO! UNCLE THEOPHILUS! 1633 01:15:49,761 --> 01:15:50,729 UNCLE THEOPHILUS! 1634 01:15:50,796 --> 01:15:51,764 COME ON! 1635 01:15:51,830 --> 01:15:52,798 UNCLE THEOPHILUS! 1636 01:15:52,864 --> 01:15:54,065 IT'S ME, POPSICLE! 1637 01:15:54,131 --> 01:15:56,001 GO GET YOUR HEARING AID! 1638 01:15:56,068 --> 01:15:57,803 GO GET YOUR HEARING AID! 1639 01:15:57,870 --> 01:16:00,307 YOU CAN'T--YOU CAN'T FIND YOUR HEARING AID? 1640 01:16:00,374 --> 01:16:03,143 GET A CUP! PUT A CUP TO THE PHONE! 1641 01:16:03,210 --> 01:16:05,313 I'M IN THE HOSPITAL! MY LEG'S BROKEN! 1642 01:16:05,380 --> 01:16:07,014 POP! COME ON! 1643 01:16:07,081 --> 01:16:08,816 I GOT TO GO WALK MY DOG! 1644 01:16:08,883 --> 01:16:11,320 LET'S GO! WE GOT TO GO GET HIM! 1645 01:16:11,387 --> 01:16:14,323 COME ON! GET IN THE CAR, MAN! 1646 01:16:14,390 --> 01:16:16,993 [CHATTER] [CHATTER] [CHATTER] 1647 01:16:17,059 --> 01:16:18,595 THERE THEY GO. 1648 01:16:22,900 --> 01:16:24,167 WHO'S DOING THAT? 1649 01:16:24,234 --> 01:16:25,302 AAH! 1650 01:16:25,368 --> 01:16:27,871 YOU STUPID! YO, WATCH IT! 1651 01:16:27,938 --> 01:16:29,039 HA HA HA! 1652 01:16:29,106 --> 01:16:30,874 I ONLY GOT ONE GOOD EYE! 1653 01:16:30,941 --> 01:16:32,544 COME ON, MAN! 1654 01:16:32,611 --> 01:16:34,547 GET OFF! HEY! 1655 01:16:34,614 --> 01:16:36,682 COME ON, GUYS! UHH! 1656 01:16:36,749 --> 01:16:38,718 GET OFF ME! 1657 01:16:38,784 --> 01:16:40,052 AAH! 1658 01:16:40,119 --> 01:16:41,187 GRAB HIM! 1659 01:16:41,254 --> 01:16:42,289 I GOT HIM. 1660 01:16:42,356 --> 01:16:45,359 HANG ON, GUYS! HANG ON! 1661 01:16:45,426 --> 01:16:47,060 YOU STUPID IGNORAMUS! 1662 01:16:47,127 --> 01:16:48,997 PAINT THE LINE STRAIGHT! 1663 01:16:49,064 --> 01:16:50,298 PULL! 1664 01:16:50,365 --> 01:16:51,599 I GOT HIM! 1665 01:16:51,666 --> 01:16:54,136 DON'T YOU LET HIM OUT OF HERE! 1666 01:16:54,202 --> 01:16:56,037 HEY! WATCH OUT! 1667 01:16:56,103 --> 01:16:58,173 OH! OW! 1668 01:16:58,240 --> 01:16:59,342 OH! OH! 1669 01:16:59,408 --> 01:17:01,911 AAH! OH! OH! OH! 1670 01:17:05,616 --> 01:17:07,318 GIVE ME YOUR GUN! 1671 01:17:07,385 --> 01:17:09,019 I DON'T HAVE MY GUN! 1672 01:17:09,086 --> 01:17:10,154 WHERE'S YOUR GUN? 1673 01:17:10,220 --> 01:17:11,188 IN THE TRUNK! 1674 01:17:11,255 --> 01:17:12,591 WHAT'S IT DOING THERE? 1675 01:17:12,658 --> 01:17:14,360 I ONLY GOT ONE GOOD EYE! 1676 01:17:14,426 --> 01:17:16,293 WATCH THE ROAD! [HORN HONKS] 1677 01:17:16,361 --> 01:17:17,496 WHOA! 1678 01:17:17,563 --> 01:17:19,064 WHOA! WHOA! 1679 01:17:19,130 --> 01:17:20,299 AAH! 1680 01:17:23,936 --> 01:17:25,038 YOU LET HIM GO! 1681 01:17:25,105 --> 01:17:28,040 PULL ME UP! PULL ME UP! 1682 01:17:28,107 --> 01:17:29,877 PULL YOURSELF! 1683 01:17:29,943 --> 01:17:32,914 HOLD ON TO HIM! 1684 01:17:32,981 --> 01:17:35,883 PULL HIM IN! PULL HIM, STUPID! 1685 01:17:35,949 --> 01:17:38,220 [DUNCAN] THEY'RE SHOOTING! THEY'RE SHOOTING! 1686 01:17:38,287 --> 01:17:39,755 [GUNSHOTS] 1687 01:17:39,822 --> 01:17:42,892 [DAMITA] COME TO MAMA, BABY. COME TO MAMA. 1688 01:17:44,194 --> 01:17:45,929 [ELLEN] AAH! 1689 01:17:45,996 --> 01:17:48,031 [GUNSHOTS] 1690 01:17:51,803 --> 01:17:53,737 DAMN, MINK. I LOST 'EM. SORRY. 1691 01:17:53,805 --> 01:17:55,741 WHAT DO YOU MEAN, YOU LOST 'EM? 1692 01:17:55,808 --> 01:17:58,243 WAIT. I THINK I KNOW WHERE THEY WENT. 1693 01:17:58,310 --> 01:18:01,980 YOU BETTER BE RIGHT. LET'S GO. GO! 1694 01:18:02,047 --> 01:18:04,651 COME ON. LET'S GO. 1695 01:18:04,718 --> 01:18:06,419 THANKS. THAT WAS A CLOSE ONE. 1696 01:18:06,485 --> 01:18:08,755 LET'S GO TO THE WAX MUSEUM. 1697 01:18:08,822 --> 01:18:13,394 I TOLD YOU NOT TO LOSE 'EM! 1698 01:18:13,461 --> 01:18:16,231 AND YOU TWO! I TOLD YOU TO NOT LET HIM GO! 1699 01:18:16,297 --> 01:18:18,232 HE'S DRIVING LIKE AN OLD LADY! 1700 01:18:18,298 --> 01:18:20,502 ALL I'M HEARING IS EXCUSES! SHUT UP! 1701 01:18:21,770 --> 01:18:23,540 I THINK I KNOW WHERE THEY WENT. 1702 01:18:23,606 --> 01:18:26,944 WHERE? WHERE? I FORGOT. 1703 01:18:27,010 --> 01:18:28,211 I MEAN FORGET! 1704 01:18:28,278 --> 01:18:30,481 I FORGET YOU EXIST! THIS IS IT! 1705 01:18:30,548 --> 01:18:33,116 AFTER THIS, YOU ARE GONE! 1706 01:18:35,554 --> 01:18:37,755 OH, MAN! CHUCK WOOLERY! 1707 01:18:37,821 --> 01:18:39,190 YO, MAN, THAT'S PAT SAJAK. 1708 01:18:39,257 --> 01:18:40,759 THAT AIN'T PAT SAJAK. 1709 01:18:40,825 --> 01:18:42,663 THAT'S CHUCK WOOLERY FROM JEOPARDY!, MAN. 1710 01:18:42,729 --> 01:18:44,764 GOOD THINKING, PINKERPUSS. 1711 01:18:44,830 --> 01:18:47,701 LOOK, THE NAME IS PINDERHUGHES. DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES. 1712 01:18:47,768 --> 01:18:50,335 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF YOU SCREWING UP MY NAME. 1713 01:18:50,403 --> 01:18:52,172 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF BEING YOU, PERIOD! 1714 01:18:52,238 --> 01:18:55,042 I'M SICK AND TIRED OF LIVING YOUR BOOKWORMY LIFE. 1715 01:18:55,109 --> 01:18:58,078 HOLD IT. YOU'RE DUNCAN PINDERHUGHES? 1716 01:18:58,144 --> 01:18:59,414 AND YOU'RE BLADE BROWN? 1717 01:18:59,482 --> 01:19:00,449 OH, MAN! 1718 01:19:00,516 --> 01:19:02,284 YOU, LYIN' SON OF A-- 1719 01:19:02,350 --> 01:19:04,119 [INDISTINCT ARGUMENT] 1720 01:19:05,754 --> 01:19:08,525 HOLD UP. IT'S VERY SIMPLE. 1721 01:19:08,591 --> 01:19:10,560 HE ASKED ME TO PRETEND TO BE HIM 1722 01:19:10,627 --> 01:19:12,596 SO I COULD PASS P.E. FOR HIM. 1723 01:19:12,662 --> 01:19:15,466 HE MADE ME BE HIM SO HE'D STAY OUT OF JAIL. 1724 01:19:15,533 --> 01:19:17,067 HE THREATENED TO BELT-SAND MY FACE. 1725 01:19:17,134 --> 01:19:20,171 YOU'RE NOT MY MAN. YOU'RE A GENIUS. 1726 01:19:20,238 --> 01:19:22,808 I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS HANGING OUT WITH A GENIUS. 1727 01:19:22,874 --> 01:19:24,943 I'M GOING TO THROW UP NASTY CHICKEN GREASE 1728 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:28,246 AND CORN OIL AND CREAM OF WHEAT. 1729 01:19:28,313 --> 01:19:29,380 I'M JUST GETTING SICK 1730 01:19:29,447 --> 01:19:31,050 THINKING ABOUT THROWING UP. 1731 01:19:31,117 --> 01:19:33,921 I WANT YOU TWO TO OPEN THE DOOR. 1732 01:19:33,987 --> 01:19:35,923 YOU STAY HERE AND WATCH THE CAR. 1733 01:19:35,989 --> 01:19:37,559 MAKE SURE THE CAR'S OKAY. 1734 01:19:37,626 --> 01:19:39,393 MINK, WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE. 1735 01:19:39,460 --> 01:19:40,928 MAKE SURE IT'S OKAY. 1736 01:19:40,994 --> 01:19:41,830 BUT, MINK! 1737 01:19:41,896 --> 01:19:43,598 GET THE DOOR OPEN, STUPID. 1738 01:19:43,665 --> 01:19:45,668 I REALLY CARE ABOUT YOU. DON'T TOUCH ME! 1739 01:19:45,735 --> 01:19:47,803 I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU'D DO THIS, DUNCAN-- 1740 01:19:47,870 --> 01:19:49,506 BLADE OR WHOEVER YOU ARE! 1741 01:19:49,573 --> 01:19:51,508 SOMEBODY'S COMING. COME ON. 1742 01:19:51,575 --> 01:19:54,244 [POPSICLE] OH, MY GOD! THIS WAY! 1743 01:19:54,310 --> 01:19:58,916 OH, MY GOD! OH, MY GOD! 1744 01:19:58,983 --> 01:20:00,050 DEAL. 1745 01:20:11,665 --> 01:20:13,066 OOH OOH OOH OOH! 1746 01:20:13,132 --> 01:20:14,100 WHAT? WHAT? 1747 01:20:14,167 --> 01:20:15,602 THERE GOES CHUCK WOOLERY! 1748 01:20:15,669 --> 01:20:17,605 THAT'S NOT CHUCK WOOLERY, STUPID. 1749 01:20:17,672 --> 01:20:19,873 IT'S JIMMY SWAGGART. 1750 01:20:19,939 --> 01:20:22,143 LET'S GO. 1751 01:20:22,210 --> 01:20:24,746 [POPSICLE] OLLIE-OLLIE-OUTGOFREE! 1752 01:20:24,813 --> 01:20:26,648 OLLIE-OLLIE-OUTGOFREE! 1753 01:20:26,715 --> 01:20:28,718 LET'S GET BACK DOWN. 1754 01:20:28,785 --> 01:20:30,719 HEY, WE--WE KNOW YOU'RE IN HERE. 1755 01:20:30,786 --> 01:20:32,755 I SAW SOMETHING MOVE! 1756 01:20:32,822 --> 01:20:34,957 WHERE DID THEY GO? 1757 01:20:35,825 --> 01:20:37,995 WHERE ARE YOU GOING? 1758 01:20:38,061 --> 01:20:39,162 THERE. W-WAIT. 1759 01:20:39,229 --> 01:20:40,331 THERE THEY GO. 1760 01:20:40,398 --> 01:20:41,833 OKAY, GO. 1761 01:20:41,900 --> 01:20:44,435 YOU COME WITH ME, STUPID. 1762 01:20:44,502 --> 01:20:45,970 LET'S GO. 1763 01:20:53,046 --> 01:20:54,014 HEY. 1764 01:20:54,080 --> 01:20:54,915 WHAT? 1765 01:20:54,981 --> 01:20:57,117 LOOK, MAN, IT'S WILLIE NELSON. 1766 01:20:57,183 --> 01:20:58,919 HA HA HA HA HA! 1767 01:20:58,985 --> 01:21:01,122 IT'S NOT WILLIE NELSON, STUPID. 1768 01:21:01,188 --> 01:21:02,623 IT'S COLONEL SANDERS. 1769 01:21:02,689 --> 01:21:04,926 COME ON, LET'S GO. 1770 01:21:07,896 --> 01:21:08,663 [CLANG] 1771 01:21:08,730 --> 01:21:10,432 OH, DAMN! 1772 01:21:10,498 --> 01:21:12,268 QUIET, YOU-- 1773 01:21:12,335 --> 01:21:13,937 [CLANG] 1774 01:21:23,681 --> 01:21:27,219 AAH! 1775 01:21:27,286 --> 01:21:28,486 AAH! 1776 01:21:28,553 --> 01:21:30,221 AAH! 1777 01:21:30,288 --> 01:21:31,958 HA HA HA HA HA! 1778 01:21:32,024 --> 01:21:33,792 COME ON! 1779 01:21:33,859 --> 01:21:35,895 WE GOT TO GET OUT OF HERE! 1780 01:21:35,962 --> 01:21:37,930 THIS WAY. LET'S GO. QUICK. 1781 01:21:39,900 --> 01:21:42,402 THIS WAY. HURRY UP. 1782 01:21:42,469 --> 01:21:44,605 DAMN, THAT THING IS UGLY. 1783 01:21:45,539 --> 01:21:46,574 UH! 1784 01:21:46,641 --> 01:21:47,909 COME ON. 1785 01:21:50,244 --> 01:21:51,280 HURRY UP! 1786 01:21:54,215 --> 01:21:55,350 COME ON, COME ON! 1787 01:22:05,129 --> 01:22:07,064 [GROANING] 1788 01:22:12,103 --> 01:22:13,470 WHOA! 1789 01:22:13,537 --> 01:22:15,108 LET'S GO THIS WAY. 1790 01:22:17,410 --> 01:22:19,779 LET'S GO. GO ON, MAN. GO! 1791 01:22:21,080 --> 01:22:22,382 KEEP GOING! KEEP GOING! 1792 01:22:24,251 --> 01:22:26,987 CAN YOU STOP SHAKING? YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS. 1793 01:22:27,054 --> 01:22:28,989 [GROANING] 1794 01:22:31,192 --> 01:22:31,960 AAH! 1795 01:22:32,027 --> 01:22:33,562 SHOOT IT! SHOOT IT! 1796 01:22:33,629 --> 01:22:35,097 OH, WOULD YOU SHUT UP? 1797 01:22:35,164 --> 01:22:37,700 LET'S GO. 1798 01:22:41,571 --> 01:22:44,173 [WOMAN SHRIEKING] 1799 01:22:44,240 --> 01:22:45,743 SHH...IT'S OKAY. 1800 01:22:48,079 --> 01:22:49,348 OKAY, LOOK. 1801 01:22:49,414 --> 01:22:50,381 WHOO! 1802 01:22:50,448 --> 01:22:51,482 AW, SHUT UP! 1803 01:22:51,549 --> 01:22:52,717 I'M GOING AROUND THAT WAY, 1804 01:22:52,784 --> 01:22:54,754 AND I WANT YOU TO GO THIS WAY. 1805 01:22:54,820 --> 01:22:55,788 I'M GOING WITH YOU. 1806 01:22:55,854 --> 01:22:58,057 WHAT'S THAT? GO THAT WAY. 1807 01:22:59,925 --> 01:23:02,494 [SHRIEKING] 1808 01:23:02,561 --> 01:23:04,430 AAH! 1809 01:23:07,368 --> 01:23:08,836 YOU DIDN'T SCARE ME. 1810 01:23:11,138 --> 01:23:14,409 ♫ OH, JEEPERS CREEPERS ♫ 1811 01:23:14,476 --> 01:23:16,845 ♫ WHERE'D YA GET THOSE PEEPERS? ♫ 1812 01:23:16,912 --> 01:23:19,515 ♫ JEEPERS CREEPERS ♫ 1813 01:23:19,582 --> 01:23:21,684 ♫ WHERE'D YA GET THOSE EYES? ♫ 1814 01:23:21,751 --> 01:23:24,453 ♫ OH, GOSH, ALL GIT UP ♫ 1815 01:23:24,521 --> 01:23:27,257 ♫ HOW'D THEY GET SO LIT UP? ♫ 1816 01:23:27,324 --> 01:23:29,259 HASTA LUEGO! 1817 01:23:29,326 --> 01:23:30,795 BON VOYAGEE! 1818 01:23:35,432 --> 01:23:37,036 DUCK, BABY. 1819 01:23:37,103 --> 01:23:38,204 WHOA! 1820 01:23:38,270 --> 01:23:41,774 AAH! 1821 01:23:41,841 --> 01:23:43,976 WHOA! AAH! 1822 01:23:48,381 --> 01:23:50,317 IT'S JUST ME AND YOU. 1823 01:23:53,254 --> 01:23:54,923 YEAH. HA HA! 1824 01:23:58,760 --> 01:23:59,962 NICE PUNCH. 1825 01:24:11,275 --> 01:24:13,144 WHAT THE-- 1826 01:24:14,145 --> 01:24:16,281 I KNOW A SHORTCUT. COME ON. 1827 01:24:19,384 --> 01:24:20,418 COME ON. 1828 01:24:22,921 --> 01:24:24,623 HURRY UP! 1829 01:24:24,690 --> 01:24:25,859 OOH! 1830 01:24:32,766 --> 01:24:33,733 FOLLOW ME. 1831 01:24:33,800 --> 01:24:35,370 HURRY UP! 1832 01:24:39,507 --> 01:24:41,143 OH, STUPID TUNNEL. 1833 01:24:41,210 --> 01:24:43,913 HOPE THERE AIN'T NO RATS IN HERE. 1834 01:24:53,623 --> 01:24:54,658 DAMN! 1835 01:24:54,725 --> 01:24:57,795 OH OH OH OH OH! 1836 01:24:57,862 --> 01:24:59,231 GO! 1837 01:24:59,298 --> 01:25:01,400 COME ON OUT, YOU LITTLE WUSS! 1838 01:25:01,466 --> 01:25:03,068 GO. 1839 01:25:05,037 --> 01:25:07,207 COME ON. COME ON, I KNOW YOU'RE HERE. 1840 01:25:14,349 --> 01:25:17,851 YOU GOT HIM! 1841 01:25:17,919 --> 01:25:20,788 NO ONE IS TALKING WHILE I'M TALKING. 1842 01:25:20,855 --> 01:25:23,491 NO ONE IS TALKING WHILE I'M TALKING. 1843 01:25:23,558 --> 01:25:24,359 SHUT UP! 1844 01:25:24,426 --> 01:25:27,595 EVERYBODY FREEZE! DROP THE GUNS. 1845 01:25:27,662 --> 01:25:30,734 SO THAT'S THE WHOLE STORY IN A NUTSHELL. 1846 01:25:30,800 --> 01:25:32,536 IT WAS ALL BLADE BROWN'S FAULT. 1847 01:25:32,602 --> 01:25:35,239 IF IT WASN'T FOR HIM, I WOULDN'T BE HERE. 1848 01:25:35,305 --> 01:25:38,709 AND YOU NEVER WOULD HAVE MET DAMITA EITHER. 1849 01:25:38,776 --> 01:25:40,010 HMM, THAT'S TRUE. 1850 01:25:40,077 --> 01:25:42,247 AND YOU'D STILL BE A WIMP. 1851 01:25:42,313 --> 01:25:43,915 [DUNCAN] YEAH, I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT. 1852 01:25:43,982 --> 01:25:46,119 HEY, ROCK, HOW'S IT GOING? 1853 01:25:49,021 --> 01:25:50,423 OH, NO. GRAB A SEAT, PUNK, 1854 01:25:50,490 --> 01:25:52,658 AND TURN DOWN THE VOLUME ON THAT JACKET. 1855 01:25:52,724 --> 01:25:54,727 HEY, DELINQUENTS! 1856 01:25:54,794 --> 01:25:56,896 HEY, TINKERBELLS, WHAT'S UP? 1857 01:25:56,964 --> 01:26:00,433 WHAT'S UP IS THE, UH, GIRLS WERE RELEASED AN HOUR AGO, 1858 01:26:00,500 --> 01:26:05,007 AND NOW YOU GUYS ARE FREE TO GO. YOU, TOO, BROWN. 1859 01:26:05,075 --> 01:26:07,642 ME? WHAT'S THE CATCH? 1860 01:26:07,709 --> 01:26:09,145 [MUMBLING] 1861 01:26:09,212 --> 01:26:11,147 DID YOU HEAR HIM? 1862 01:26:11,214 --> 01:26:13,183 WAIT A MINUTE. A LITTLE LOUDER. 1863 01:26:13,249 --> 01:26:15,251 YOU HEARD ME. WE NEED YOU. 1864 01:26:15,318 --> 01:26:17,721 YOU'RE TRYING TO TELL ME 5-0 NEEDS ME? 1865 01:26:17,788 --> 01:26:22,494 YEAH. THAT'S RIGHT. NEED YOU TO TESTIFY AGAINST MINK. 1866 01:26:22,560 --> 01:26:26,064 THE JUDGE WANTS YOU IN SCHOOL BECAUSE YOU'RE GOOD ROLE MODELS. 1867 01:26:26,131 --> 01:26:28,100 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK? MY OPINION IS 1868 01:26:28,166 --> 01:26:30,768 ONCE BAD, ALWAYS BAD. 1869 01:26:30,835 --> 01:26:32,204 I'M REAL SORRY TO HEAR THAT, 1870 01:26:32,270 --> 01:26:34,874 BUT I'VE GOT THINGS TO SEE AND PEOPLE TO DO. 1871 01:26:34,941 --> 01:26:37,978 PEOPLE TO SEE AND THINGS TO DO. 1872 01:26:38,045 --> 01:26:40,348 WAIT--WAIT--WAIT A MINUTE. 1873 01:26:40,415 --> 01:26:42,217 I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS ANYMORE. 1874 01:26:43,984 --> 01:26:45,153 WHAT YOU BEEN EATING? 1875 01:26:45,220 --> 01:26:47,055 ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT. SINGLE FILE. 1876 01:26:47,122 --> 01:26:48,757 SEE YOU LATER, ISAAC HAYES. 1877 01:26:48,824 --> 01:26:51,260 THE PLEASURE'S MINE, WHOOPI. 1878 01:26:54,131 --> 01:26:55,698 HEY, DUNCAN, 1879 01:26:55,764 --> 01:26:58,735 THINK YOU COULD, UH, FIX ME UP WITH THE PRINCIPAL'S SECRETARY? 1880 01:26:58,801 --> 01:27:00,204 YOU KNOW, UH... 1881 01:27:00,271 --> 01:27:03,040 THE ONE WITH THE BIG... YEAH, YEAH. 1882 01:27:03,106 --> 01:27:05,143 UH, THINK SHE LIKES ME? 1883 01:27:05,209 --> 01:27:07,111 ANYTHING'S POSSIBLE. 1884 01:27:08,181 --> 01:27:09,781 HELLO! DAMN! 1885 01:27:09,848 --> 01:27:12,418 LADIES. BOOM! PAP! 1886 01:27:13,486 --> 01:27:15,655 MY PARENTS ARE GOING TO KILL ME. 1887 01:27:15,721 --> 01:27:18,124 UNCLE THEOPHILUS IS GOING TO BEAT ME. 1888 01:27:18,191 --> 01:27:20,127 MAN, YOU SHOULD BE PROUD. 1889 01:27:20,194 --> 01:27:22,228 I CAN'T FRONT, PINDERHUGHES. YOU DID ALRIGHT. 1890 01:27:22,295 --> 01:27:25,333 YOU SAID MY NAME RIGHT. 1891 01:27:25,400 --> 01:27:28,203 I, WANT TO APOLOGIZE MAN. IT WAS ALL MY FAULT. I'M SORRY. 1892 01:27:28,270 --> 01:27:31,840 ASIDE FROM BEING STRETCHED BETWEEN CARS AND GETTING SHOT AT, 1893 01:27:31,907 --> 01:27:33,376 I GUESS IT WASN'T THAT BAD. 1894 01:27:33,442 --> 01:27:36,179 WHAT AM I GOING TO DO ABOUT ELLEN, MAN? 1895 01:27:36,245 --> 01:27:40,250 I REALLY LIKED THAT GIRL, AND I THINK SHE HATES ME. 1896 01:27:40,317 --> 01:27:42,486 I CAN'T BE AS SMART AS Y'ALL, TOO. 1897 01:27:42,552 --> 01:27:44,855 WELL, AS SMART AS YOU, ANYWAY. 1898 01:27:44,922 --> 01:27:46,124 THAT'S A PROBLEM. 1899 01:27:46,191 --> 01:27:47,525 HELP ME, MAN. 1900 01:27:47,592 --> 01:27:50,595 WAIT. I GOT IT! THIS ONE COULD BE BIG. 1901 01:27:50,661 --> 01:27:51,797 MAN, WHAT? 1902 01:27:51,863 --> 01:27:52,897 THE KNOWLEDGE BOWL! 1903 01:27:52,963 --> 01:27:54,031 WHAT? 1904 01:27:54,099 --> 01:27:55,567 COME ON. COME ON. 1905 01:27:55,634 --> 01:27:58,004 WAIT. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS GOING? 1906 01:27:58,071 --> 01:28:00,240 YO, THAT DID IT. WHAT? 1907 01:28:00,307 --> 01:28:02,242 CAN I HANG WITH Y'ALL? 1908 01:28:02,309 --> 01:28:04,245 YO, MAN, THIS IS YOUR BOY. 1909 01:28:04,312 --> 01:28:06,179 YEAH, SURE. COME ON. 1910 01:28:08,182 --> 01:28:10,352 YOU DON'T KNOW HOW MUCH THIS MEANS TO ME. 1911 01:28:10,419 --> 01:28:12,787 MOVE OUT OF THE WAY. HERE COME MY BOYS. 1912 01:28:12,854 --> 01:28:14,524 THEY'RE TOO LEGIT TO QUIT. 1913 01:28:15,658 --> 01:28:17,926 YOU MEAN TO TELL ME THAT YOU TWO-- 1914 01:28:17,992 --> 01:28:19,629 THAT YOU'RE-- 1915 01:28:19,695 --> 01:28:21,030 THAT HE'S REALLY-- 1916 01:28:21,097 --> 01:28:25,135 THAT THE TWO OF YOU... 1917 01:28:25,201 --> 01:28:26,370 EXACTLY. EXACTLY. 1918 01:28:27,638 --> 01:28:28,739 [CHEERING] 1919 01:28:28,806 --> 01:28:30,542 WAY TO GO, HIGGINS! 1920 01:28:30,608 --> 01:28:33,077 BACK TO KNOWLEDGE BOWL, STARRING SKIP WANKMAN! 1921 01:28:33,145 --> 01:28:35,248 WELCOME BACK. I'M YOUR HOST 1922 01:28:35,314 --> 01:28:37,382 SKIP WANKMAN. AND THIS IS, KNOWLEDGE BOWL. 1923 01:28:37,449 --> 01:28:39,385 THIS WEEK, HIGGINS HIGH SCHOOL 1924 01:28:39,452 --> 01:28:41,520 VERSUS ST. PETER'S CATHOLIC SCHOOL FOR GIRLS. 1925 01:28:41,587 --> 01:28:44,423 READY NOW FOR THE LIGHTNING ROUND. 1926 01:28:44,490 --> 01:28:46,794 IN MATHEMATICS, DIVIDING SOMETHING INTO TWO PARTS, 1927 01:28:46,861 --> 01:28:49,330 SUCH THE WHOLE SEGMENT IS TO THE LARGER PART 1928 01:28:49,396 --> 01:28:52,167 AS THAT PART IS TO THE SMALLER PART IS CALLED WHAT? 1929 01:28:52,233 --> 01:28:53,635 HIGGINS. DUNCAN. 1930 01:28:53,702 --> 01:28:57,238 THAT'S THE GOLDEN SECTION. THE RATIO IS 1 TO 1.618. 1931 01:28:57,305 --> 01:28:58,874 THAT IS CORRECT. 1932 01:28:58,940 --> 01:29:00,041 [BELL RINGS] 1933 01:29:00,108 --> 01:29:02,812 [CHEERLEADERS] GO, HIGGINS! 1934 01:29:02,879 --> 01:29:04,514 WHICH COUPLE WERE KNOWN 1935 01:29:04,581 --> 01:29:06,550 FOR THEIR IRONCLAD CATHOLIC RULE OVER THEIR SUBJECTS 1936 01:29:06,617 --> 01:29:09,387 AND RESPONSIBLE FOR THE SPANISH INQUISITION? 1937 01:29:09,453 --> 01:29:11,255 ST. PETER'S. JODI. 1938 01:29:11,322 --> 01:29:15,226 FERDINAND D'ARAGON ET ISABELLE DE CASTILLE. THAT'S IN FRENCH, SKIP. 1939 01:29:15,293 --> 01:29:19,999 THANK YOU. IN 1979 DONALD JOHANSON DISCOVERED LUCY IN ETHIOPIA. 1940 01:29:20,065 --> 01:29:22,368 WHAT SPECIES WAS SHE? DUNCAN! 1941 01:29:22,435 --> 01:29:25,972 SKIP, THAT WOULD BE AUSTRALOPITHECUS AF-AFIRENSIS. 1942 01:29:26,039 --> 01:29:27,907 CORRECT. 1943 01:29:27,973 --> 01:29:31,212 ON THAT NOTE, THAT'S THE END OF THE LIGHTNING ROUND. 1944 01:29:31,278 --> 01:29:32,446 [HORN BLOWS] 1945 01:29:32,513 --> 01:29:34,616 WE HAVE A TIEBREAKER QUESTION 1946 01:29:34,682 --> 01:29:37,753 FOR AN ALL-EXPENSE-PAID VACATION FOR TWO TO HAWAII. 1947 01:29:37,820 --> 01:29:39,588 BUT PERHAPS MORE IMPORTANTLY, 1948 01:29:39,655 --> 01:29:42,625 A BRAND-NEW HARDWOOD FLOOR FOR THE SCHOOL GYMNASIUM. 1949 01:29:42,691 --> 01:29:46,295 IN WILLIAM SHAKESPEARE'S MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING, 1950 01:29:46,362 --> 01:29:47,430 BENEDICT SAID, 1951 01:29:47,496 --> 01:29:49,266 "I WILL LIVE IN THY HEART, 1952 01:29:49,333 --> 01:29:50,568 "DIE IN THY LAP, 1953 01:29:50,635 --> 01:29:52,570 AND BE BURIED IN THY EYES." 1954 01:29:52,637 --> 01:29:56,342 WHAT WAS THE MEANING OF THE WORD "DIE" AS USED? 1955 01:29:56,408 --> 01:29:57,776 YES? [BUZZ] 1956 01:29:57,843 --> 01:29:59,744 [CLOCK TICKING] 1957 01:29:59,810 --> 01:30:01,713 YOUR ANSWER... 1958 01:30:01,780 --> 01:30:03,715 PLEASE. 1959 01:30:03,782 --> 01:30:06,519 [CLOCK TICKING] 1960 01:30:08,589 --> 01:30:12,192 [ELLEN] TO DIE--THE WAY HE USED IT--MEANT.... 1961 01:30:20,735 --> 01:30:24,040 TO DIE MEANT TO HAVE A SEXUAL ORGASM. 1962 01:30:24,106 --> 01:30:25,140 SEXUAL ORGASM. 1963 01:30:25,207 --> 01:30:26,175 [SOUNDS HORN] 1964 01:30:26,242 --> 01:30:28,712 IT MEANS TO POP THE-- 1965 01:30:28,779 --> 01:30:30,381 I'M SORRY. 1966 01:30:32,616 --> 01:30:35,420 IT MEANS TO HAVE A SEXUAL...ORGASM. 1967 01:30:35,487 --> 01:30:37,821 THAT IS CORRECT! 1968 01:30:39,725 --> 01:30:40,993 MY BOY'S A GENIUS! 1969 01:30:41,059 --> 01:30:43,496 THANKS ONCE AGAIN FOR WATCHING KNOWLEDGE BOWL. 1970 01:30:43,562 --> 01:30:45,464 I'M YOUR HOST THE WANKSTER. 1971 01:30:45,531 --> 01:30:48,802 I-I-I-I-HAWAII! HAWAII! 1972 01:30:54,341 --> 01:30:57,445 NOT FAIR! 1973 01:30:57,512 --> 01:30:59,981 YOU WERE ABSOLUTELY INCREDIBLE! 1974 01:31:00,048 --> 01:31:01,817 I'M SO PROUD! 1975 01:31:01,883 --> 01:31:02,918 THANKS, MOM. 1976 01:31:02,984 --> 01:31:04,420 WE LOVE YOU, SKIP. 1977 01:31:04,486 --> 01:31:05,621 CONGRATULATIONS, ELLEN. 1978 01:31:05,687 --> 01:31:07,924 CONGRATULATIONS, RASHID. 1979 01:31:10,392 --> 01:31:11,595 LISTEN, ELLEN. 1980 01:31:11,662 --> 01:31:13,597 I'M SORRY FOR LYING TO YOU. 1981 01:31:13,664 --> 01:31:15,599 SHAKESPEARE HAS SOME PRETTY HEAVY STUFF. 1982 01:31:15,666 --> 01:31:19,270 HANGING OUT WITH THESE SMART KIDS, I CAN DEAL WITH-- 1983 01:31:19,338 --> 01:31:21,472 SHUT UP, BLADE BROWN. 1984 01:31:32,419 --> 01:31:33,853 YO, PINDERHUGHES! 1985 01:31:39,060 --> 01:31:45,501 IF YOU EVER LIE TO ME AGAIN, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. 1986 01:31:45,568 --> 01:31:49,071 IF YOU DON'T TREAT ME RIGHT, I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. 1987 01:31:49,137 --> 01:31:53,241 AND IF YOU DON'T COME HERE NOW, AND GIVE ME A KISS. 1988 01:31:53,308 --> 01:31:55,612 I'LL KICK YOUR ASS. 1989 01:32:15,067 --> 01:32:16,469 WHAT WAS THAT, DEAR? 1990 01:32:17,606 --> 01:32:19,373 I'M AFRAID TO FIND OUT. 1991 01:32:20,207 --> 01:32:23,344 [WOMAN SCREAMING] 1992 01:32:28,650 --> 01:32:29,885 DAD! 1993 01:32:29,952 --> 01:32:30,985 I-I CAN EXPLAIN. 1994 01:32:32,020 --> 01:32:35,325 MY SON! MY WONDERFULLY, WONDERFUL SON! 1995 01:32:35,392 --> 01:32:36,660 DAD? 1996 01:32:36,727 --> 01:32:39,329 ARE YOU TWO COMFORTABLE? CAN I GET YOU ANYTHING, 1997 01:32:39,396 --> 01:32:41,165 A BEVERAGE? ANYTHING AT ALL. 1998 01:32:41,232 --> 01:32:43,199 WE'RE KINDA IN THE MIDDLE OF SOMETHING, DAD. 1999 01:32:43,266 --> 01:32:46,938 WELL, SORRY. AND I HOPE YOU GOT YOUR JIMMY HAT ON. 2000 01:32:49,007 --> 01:32:52,010 ♫ I FEEL WELL ♫ 2001 01:32:52,077 --> 01:32:52,679 ♫ HEY, HEY ♫ 2002 01:32:52,746 --> 01:32:53,780 WHOA! 2003 01:32:58,151 --> 01:32:59,419 WHAT WAS THAT NOISE, DEAR? 2004 01:32:59,486 --> 01:33:00,921 OH, NOTHING, HON. 2005 01:33:00,988 --> 01:33:05,059 JUST OUR SON MAKING IT WITH SOME SEXY BABE IN HIS ROOM. 2006 01:33:05,125 --> 01:33:07,863 BOY, WAS SHE...STACKED. 2007 01:33:07,930 --> 01:33:11,066 AHH! I'M JUST SO PROUD OF HIM. 2008 01:33:11,132 --> 01:33:12,702 GOODNIGHT, HON. 2009 01:33:13,836 --> 01:33:14,803 [CHUCKLES] 2010 01:33:14,870 --> 01:33:15,938 JOHN! 2011 01:33:18,841 --> 01:33:20,478 JOHN. 2012 01:33:22,112 --> 01:33:23,615 OH! 2013 01:33:23,682 --> 01:33:25,917 SO THAT'S HOW THE STORY ENDED. 2014 01:33:25,984 --> 01:33:27,752 BLADE BECAME HIMSELF AGAIN. 2015 01:33:27,819 --> 01:33:29,488 HE ENDED UP AT HAFFORD... 2016 01:33:29,554 --> 01:33:31,222 WITH SOME HELP FROM ELLEN AND ME. 2017 01:33:31,289 --> 01:33:33,825 I HEAR HE MAJORED IN EXTRACURRICULAR ACTIVITIES. 2018 01:33:33,892 --> 01:33:37,062 ME--I WON THE FOOTBALL SCHOLARSHIP TO STANFORD. 2019 01:33:37,129 --> 01:33:39,065 CAN I...KICK IT? 2020 01:33:39,132 --> 01:33:40,266 NO, YOU CAN'T. 2021 01:33:40,333 --> 01:33:42,035 HERE'S MY SIDE OF THE STORY. 2022 01:33:42,102 --> 01:33:45,907 IT ALL STARTED WHEN I WAS A TWINKLE IN MY FATHER'S EYE. 2023 01:33:45,973 --> 01:33:48,409 WHAT ARE YOU DOING? 2024 01:33:48,476 --> 01:33:49,844 TELLING MY SIDE OF THE STORY. 2025 01:33:49,911 --> 01:33:53,414 I ALREADY DID. THEY WON'T SIT THROUGH THIS AGAIN. 2026 01:33:53,481 --> 01:33:54,717 MY STORY'S MUCH BETTER. 2027 01:33:54,783 --> 01:33:57,721 IT INVOLVES SEX, CAR CHASES AND SEX. 2028 01:33:57,787 --> 01:33:59,723 HIP-HOP AND MORE SEX-- 2029 01:33:59,789 --> 01:34:01,424 IT'S OVER. IT'S OVER. 2030 01:34:01,491 --> 01:34:03,293 WE'RE OUTTA HERE. FADE TO BLACK. 2031 01:34:03,360 --> 01:34:04,428 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2032 01:34:04,495 --> 01:34:07,131 ♫ GOT TO GET UP GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2033 01:34:07,197 --> 01:34:08,265 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2034 01:34:08,332 --> 01:34:11,203 ♫ GOT TO GET UP GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2035 01:34:11,270 --> 01:34:12,337 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2036 01:34:12,403 --> 01:34:15,474 ♫ GOT TO GET UP GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2037 01:34:15,542 --> 01:34:17,309 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2038 01:34:17,376 --> 01:34:18,711 ♫ GOT TO GET UP GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2039 01:34:18,778 --> 01:34:22,314 ♫ 1, 2, 3, 4, 5 GOT TO KICK IT LIVE ♫ 2040 01:34:22,382 --> 01:34:24,150 ♫ I'M THE TWEE FROM THE PILLYPEE THE SEA ♫ 2041 01:34:24,216 --> 01:34:26,286 ♫ COMIN' FROM THE UNDERGROUND TOOK ME TO THE STREET ♫ 2042 01:34:26,353 --> 01:34:28,089 ♫ CHIEF BALLER IN L.A. ♫ 2043 01:34:28,156 --> 01:34:29,691 ♫ 'BOUT TO ROCK THE USA ♫ ♫ FROM THE FLY DOPE LIST ♫ 2044 01:34:29,758 --> 01:34:30,692 ♫ SUCKERS CAN'T COPE WITH THIS ♫ 2045 01:34:30,759 --> 01:34:33,061 ♫ STRAIGHT MACK ♫ 2046 01:34:33,127 --> 01:34:35,197 ♫ THEN I'LL THROW THE SUCKERS OUT ♫ 2047 01:34:35,264 --> 01:34:39,869 ♫ ONCE AGAIN, IF YOU SEE US IN THE HOUSE ♫ 2048 01:34:39,935 --> 01:34:43,138 ♫ TRY TO PUT ME TO THE TEST ♫ 2049 01:34:43,205 --> 01:34:45,175 ♫ A CLASS ACT WAS REALLY GOIN' ON ♫ 2050 01:34:45,241 --> 01:34:47,378 ♫ I'M SO SMOOTH, LADIES CALL ME SILKY ♫ 2051 01:34:47,444 --> 01:34:49,747 ♫ STAND SO COOL THAT SHE CALL ME CHILLY ♫ 2052 01:34:49,814 --> 01:34:51,849 ♫ WHEN I ROCK A GROOVE NO ONE GETS NEAR ME ♫ 2053 01:34:51,916 --> 01:34:53,551 ♫ HOW YOU FIGURE, NIGGER, DON'T BE SILLY, I'M A ♫ 2054 01:34:53,618 --> 01:34:57,555 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2055 01:34:57,623 --> 01:35:02,095 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2056 01:35:02,161 --> 01:35:05,633 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2057 01:35:05,700 --> 01:35:09,202 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2058 01:35:09,268 --> 01:35:11,438 ♫ TEACHER, TEACHER, DON'T EVEN TRIP FOR THE GRIP ♫ 2059 01:35:11,505 --> 01:35:13,875 ♫ I GOTS TO DO THIS AIN'T NOTHIN' CHANGED, I'M A TROOP ♫ 2060 01:35:13,942 --> 01:35:19,215 ♫ STILL TROOP THROUGH THIS ♫ 2061 01:35:19,281 --> 01:35:21,117 ♫ I'M GONNA FLY IN A PIMP LAND ♫ 2062 01:35:21,183 --> 01:35:23,285 ♫ POSITIVE IMAGE MAKING PROGRESS ♫ 2063 01:35:23,352 --> 01:35:26,857 ♫ SPIN ICE IS IN HERE TO PIT A FALL ♫ 2064 01:35:29,727 --> 01:35:30,894 ♫ NEGLECTING YOUR BITCHES ♫ 2065 01:35:30,961 --> 01:35:33,932 ♫ GOTS TO LET OFF ♫ 2066 01:35:33,998 --> 01:35:37,069 ♫ WITH 16 IN THE CLIP MY POCKET'S GETTIN' FATTER ♫ 2067 01:35:41,841 --> 01:35:43,408 ♫ THE PENTHOUSE IS A RUTHLESS JIVE ♫ 2068 01:35:43,475 --> 01:35:44,443 ♫ I'M WITH THIS ♫ 2069 01:35:44,509 --> 01:35:47,880 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2070 01:35:47,947 --> 01:35:51,452 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2071 01:35:51,518 --> 01:35:55,623 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2072 01:35:55,690 --> 01:36:01,964 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2073 01:36:02,030 --> 01:36:05,201 ♫ LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE ♫ 2074 01:36:12,242 --> 01:36:14,679 ♫ LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE ♫ 2075 01:36:22,621 --> 01:36:25,224 ♫ BLADE BROWN, BLADE BROWN ♫ 2076 01:36:32,365 --> 01:36:35,670 ♫ LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE ♫ 2077 01:36:42,812 --> 01:36:45,147 ♫ BLADE BROWN, BLADE BROWN ♫ 2078 01:37:13,180 --> 01:37:16,016 ♫ LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE ♫ 2079 01:37:18,285 --> 01:37:20,288 ♫ BLADE BROWN, BLADE BROWN ♫ 2080 01:37:23,124 --> 01:37:26,162 ♫ LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE ♫ 2081 01:37:41,244 --> 01:37:42,647 ♫ CLASS ACT GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2082 01:37:42,714 --> 01:37:44,716 ♫ GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2083 01:37:44,784 --> 01:37:45,851 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2084 01:37:45,918 --> 01:37:50,223 ♫ GOT TO GET UP GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2085 01:37:50,290 --> 01:37:51,257 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2086 01:37:51,324 --> 01:37:52,624 ♫ GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2087 01:37:52,691 --> 01:37:54,460 ♫ GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2088 01:37:54,527 --> 01:37:55,495 ♫ CLASS ACT ♫ 2089 01:37:55,561 --> 01:37:56,629 ♫ GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2090 01:37:56,696 --> 01:37:57,731 ♫ GOT TO GET UP ♫ 2091 01:37:57,799 --> 01:37:59,633 BAD DUDE RAP! 2092 01:37:59,700 --> 01:38:01,235 TELL A FRIEND, HOMEY!