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[Rumbling]

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Aaah!

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Aaah!

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Aaah!

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Aaaaaah!

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[Car alarm wails,
dog barking]

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I hate those things.

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♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh

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♪ ooh ooh ooh ooh

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♪ reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪

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♪ reality used to be a friend
of mine ♪

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♪ maybe why is the question
that's on your mind ♪

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♪ but reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪

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♪ reality
used to be a friend of mine ♪

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♪ reality used to be a friend
of mine ♪

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♪ please don't ask me
because I don't know why ♪

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♪ but reality used to be
a friend of mine ♪

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♪ I used to be friends
with reality ♪

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♪ she used to be a pal
real close to me ♪

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♪ when she tried to hide from me
what was in store... ♪

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[howling]

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Woman: Will you put
that back?

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Put that back.

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Hey.

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I just washed
all this stuff.

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It's my gear.

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Sorry, man.

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What's my mom
screaming about?

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She's bummed because
I snaked her last bagel.

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Grab a shovel,
man.

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No. I just want
to munch.

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Fine. If you don't
want to help,

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that's just fine.

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You know,
this is a total
waste of time.

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Dave, be more
of a geek.

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There's no way
you're going
to the prom.

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You're a disease,

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and no one will ever swim
in this stupid pool.

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Later.

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Look, David, please
do me a favor and
stress less, bro.

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High school is over, buddy.
Get into it.

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We're losers.

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I've decided
something, stoney.

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I want to look back
on my high school career

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and think
that I started slowly,
but I finished strong.

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I mean, high school's
almost over, and I don't
have anything to show for it.

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I know. Me neither.

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Dude, you should be
stoked, though,

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'cause you got through
the last 4 years

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without the full-on
melon tweakage.

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It's not enough.

52
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I mean, I want my own page
in the yearbook.

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Jump off the gym,
splatter on the street,

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and go for the cover.

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It's not funny.

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I'm not going down
as this geek kid
from Encino.

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When I finish this pool,

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I'm gonna have the killer
party after the prom.

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I'm gonna be the prom king,

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and I'm gonna graduate
a legend.

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Well, what about me?

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Oh. Well, you'll
be there, too.

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Thanks. But
Robyn Sweeney, bro,

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she's not going
to the prom with you.

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I wish she would,
but she's really not.

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What are you talking
about?

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Robyn Sweeney
is mine.

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She's become a major babe
and she loves me.

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She finds you
crusty, Dave.

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I'll convince her.
She'll see the truth.

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Truth is, bro,
life's about greasin'
the 'do back, buddy,

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and weazin'
on the buffest, man.

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High school was
interesting, all right?

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But it was kind of like
a harsh ride.

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We're going on
to bigger and better
things, buddy.

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Stoney, I am on to
bigger and better things.

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Count on it.

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♪ won't take a minute

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♪ won't take long

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♪ so get on in it...

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Stoney: Aay! Owww!

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Aay!

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Whoa. Hey,
what's up?

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I'm the stoney
crusty dude.

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Did you know that?

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I got a mop on top.

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Excuse me.
Can you please move?

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Me and
my friend David
are coming through.

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Hey, there's Robyn.

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Oh, hey, Robyn!
Oww-woo!

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Four-wheelin'
over the berms.

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Look, Dave, you're
going to have to just
mellow out, bro,

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on this whole
Robyn thing.

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She always
shines you, bro.

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You don't understand.
We have history.

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You had pre-freshman history.
You could have had her
back then, man.

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She hadn't hit
babehood yet.

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Milk does a body good, huh?
Check her.

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She's clean, buddy,
and he's got her.

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Matt Wilson?

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I mean, what a jerk.

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What does she see
in him anyway?

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Well, he's got the buff spikes
chillin' on top of his melon,
obviously, right?

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Dude, he's checking
her cheeks. Oh!

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He's got the serious beak
and his own personal...

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Holding company,

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full of fundage, bro,
that he weazes off
of ma...

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Jor.

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18-inch bis.

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Mine are only 4.

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But besides that.

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He walks like this,
right?

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Just like this, right?

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[Bell rings]

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[Kids talking]

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Hey, Matt.

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All right, everybody,
quiet, please.

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Settle down. Quiet.

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We're going to start
this week's class

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same place
we ended last week's class,

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and that's talking about
prehistoric man in the what?

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Prehistoric man
in the...?

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Oh, stoney.

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Ice age?

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Yes, ice age.
That's right.

126
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Now, why do we call it
the ice age?

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Because there was
a lot of ice around.

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What do we call these
big chunks of ice?

129
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Do you remember?
Those huge slabs of ice?

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What do we call them?

131
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Glaciers.

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Right. You are
paying attention.
That's good.

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Now, these glaciers,
as they moved down
our way,

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you got to understand,
they're so heavy and
so cold and so thick

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that they freeze
the groundwater
underneath them

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and they form
underground...

137
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Glaciers.

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Right. Now,
believe it or not,
ladies and gentlemen,

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some scientists believe that
there are actual underground
glacial movements

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still in this part
of the world.

141
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But you know what I think
that is, class?

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Students: Lame!

143
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Exactly.

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Listen. Please remember that
most of this hemisphere--

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including the ground
that I'm walking on--

146
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all of this was under
ice at some point,

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so, I guess finding something
frozen, dug up here or there,

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wouldn't be that uncommon
if you think about it.

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So, moving right along
on your journey of knowledge,

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let me show you cro-magnon man,
ladies and gentlemen.

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He's dope.
I'd go out with him.

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[Laughter]

153
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I don't think so, Ella.

154
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You see, cro-magnon man,
even though he's not
bad-looking--

155
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you know, he's standing
upright and all--

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he was extremely brutal,

157
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so he just took whatever
he wanted,

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and that included
his women.

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That's barbaric.

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Indeed.

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Stone.

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Stoney!

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[Music playing]

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Hey!

165
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Come on,
check this out.

166
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Feel the ground,
man.

167
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Whoa. Buddy,
it's chillin'.

168
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It's not like
chillin' chillin'.

169
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Bro, it is chillin'.

170
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I know. It's cold.

171
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[Blows]

172
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Help me.

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Check it, buddy.

174
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Oh, buddy.

175
00:10:44,077 --> 00:10:46,046
I know
what this is, bro.

176
00:10:46,079 --> 00:10:47,180
What is it?

177
00:10:47,214 --> 00:10:49,449
It's a Mousterian bowl.

178
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No way!

179
00:10:50,851 --> 00:10:54,121
Hey. Come on, David.
Be careful with that.

180
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What's a Mousterian bowl?

181
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A Mousterian bowl
from the Mousterian era.

182
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Prehistoric artifacts
for 500, Alex.

183
00:11:03,263 --> 00:11:05,833
Don't you ever
watch jeopardy!?

184
00:11:08,101 --> 00:11:12,072
Hey, this is kind of like
prehistoric Tupperware, bro.

185
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It's still preserved.

186
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Like Smucker's.

187
00:11:16,443 --> 00:11:17,911
Aaaah!

188
00:11:17,945 --> 00:11:19,412
[Barking]

189
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Earthquake. Earthquake!
Earthquake!

190
00:11:26,086 --> 00:11:27,921
Aah!

191
00:11:31,224 --> 00:11:32,926
Oh, god. Oh, god.

192
00:11:46,639 --> 00:11:50,043
Nice save, Dave-age!

193
00:12:01,121 --> 00:12:02,089
Stone?

194
00:12:02,122 --> 00:12:03,190
Yeah.

195
00:12:03,223 --> 00:12:06,226
There's a guy
buried in my pool.

196
00:12:08,095 --> 00:12:10,097
Aah!
Aah!

197
00:12:10,130 --> 00:12:12,432
Hello, Fred?
Oh, I'm glad I caught you.

198
00:12:12,465 --> 00:12:15,035
Are you available
for a meeting
sometime this week?

199
00:12:15,068 --> 00:12:16,036
Mrs. Morgan!

200
00:12:16,069 --> 00:12:17,437
Mom! Mom!

201
00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:19,139
[Both yelling
indistinctly]

202
00:12:19,172 --> 00:12:22,442
Well, we're thinking
about starting a center
for the homeless,

203
00:12:22,475 --> 00:12:24,044
and, uh...Excuse me.

204
00:12:24,077 --> 00:12:25,445
Mom, help!

205
00:12:25,478 --> 00:12:27,614
I'm working.

206
00:12:29,082 --> 00:12:32,219
So, anyway, Carol...

207
00:12:39,626 --> 00:12:42,295
You know,
they never found
Joe Larsen.

208
00:12:42,329 --> 00:12:44,431
Yeah, or Jimmy Hoffa.

209
00:12:46,033 --> 00:12:47,600
Or Jimmy Mahoney.

210
00:12:49,036 --> 00:12:52,439
He was a kid I knew
in Cub Scouts.

211
00:12:52,472 --> 00:12:54,007
Come on, let's go.

212
00:12:54,041 --> 00:12:56,443
They never
found them.

213
00:13:01,481 --> 00:13:04,017
Dude, I know
what this is.

214
00:13:04,051 --> 00:13:05,018
What?

215
00:13:05,052 --> 00:13:06,453
It's a cave man.

216
00:13:06,486 --> 00:13:07,454
Please.

217
00:13:07,487 --> 00:13:09,622
I'm serious.

218
00:13:13,060 --> 00:13:14,461
No way.

219
00:13:14,494 --> 00:13:16,096
Whoa.

220
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:19,266
A cave man.

221
00:13:19,299 --> 00:13:22,002
This is unbelievable.

222
00:13:22,035 --> 00:13:25,005
Do you know what this
could mean for us?

223
00:13:25,038 --> 00:13:28,441
This could mean fame
or money...

224
00:13:28,475 --> 00:13:29,843
Or popularity.

225
00:13:29,877 --> 00:13:32,012
Far too much
responsibility
for me.

226
00:13:32,045 --> 00:13:34,447
Anyways,
I'm already popular.

227
00:13:34,481 --> 00:13:38,018
Yeah. You travel
in large groups of one,
stoney.

228
00:13:38,051 --> 00:13:41,021
Besides, this is my
one chance to make
something out of myself.

229
00:13:41,054 --> 00:13:43,023
You got to help me
dig him out.

230
00:13:43,056 --> 00:13:45,025
You were here.
You're part of it.

231
00:13:45,058 --> 00:13:47,294
I don't want to be
part of anything, Dave.

232
00:13:47,327 --> 00:13:50,030
I'm happy just to be me.

233
00:13:50,063 --> 00:13:54,067
It could mean money.

234
00:13:54,101 --> 00:13:58,471
You telling me
you couldn't use
a new scooter?

235
00:13:58,505 --> 00:14:01,408
Some new bell-bottoms?

236
00:14:01,441 --> 00:14:04,144
A little fun-dage?

237
00:14:04,177 --> 00:14:08,415
Weaze some older nugs
with a mansion and a pool?

238
00:14:08,448 --> 00:14:12,019
Soaking up the rays...

239
00:14:12,052 --> 00:14:15,422
Watching all the jeopardy!
You can handle?

240
00:14:15,455 --> 00:14:17,424
That was
the clincher, bro.

241
00:14:17,457 --> 00:14:19,426
Everybody's got a price.
Come on.

242
00:14:19,459 --> 00:14:21,428
[Motor running]

243
00:14:21,461 --> 00:14:24,597
[Dog barking]

244
00:14:31,304 --> 00:14:32,439
Steady it!

245
00:14:32,472 --> 00:14:34,207
More gas! More gas!

246
00:14:35,475 --> 00:14:36,609
Hold!

247
00:14:38,578 --> 00:14:41,081
This thing
weighs a ton.

248
00:15:03,570 --> 00:15:05,305
Ahh...

249
00:15:11,144 --> 00:15:13,313
Hey, there's
his pits, bro.

250
00:15:17,517 --> 00:15:19,152
That's his head.

251
00:15:19,186 --> 00:15:21,454
That's his skull.

252
00:15:32,599 --> 00:15:34,567
[Snores]

253
00:15:34,601 --> 00:15:37,570
Ah! Get off me.

254
00:15:37,604 --> 00:15:39,272
What are you doing?

255
00:15:39,306 --> 00:15:41,574
I don't like
mornings.

256
00:15:41,608 --> 00:15:44,311
Ow. Come on,
let's get up.

257
00:15:45,478 --> 00:15:47,314
He's still in here.

258
00:15:49,182 --> 00:15:52,185
No kidding, Dave.
He's an ice cube.

259
00:15:52,219 --> 00:15:54,621
We got to thaw him out.

260
00:15:54,654 --> 00:15:55,622
Ok.

261
00:15:55,655 --> 00:15:58,191
[Exhaling]

262
00:15:58,225 --> 00:16:00,193
This has got to be
our secret, ok, stone?

263
00:16:00,227 --> 00:16:02,595
You can't tell anybody.
Nobody.

264
00:16:02,629 --> 00:16:04,597
Can I tell
Steve Koozer?

265
00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:06,133
No one, all right?
Nobody.

266
00:16:06,166 --> 00:16:07,134
Ok.

267
00:16:07,167 --> 00:16:08,535
You understand?
No one.

268
00:16:08,568 --> 00:16:09,536
Yeah. Zip.

269
00:16:09,569 --> 00:16:10,537
Thank you.

270
00:16:10,570 --> 00:16:12,105
A Dee doo dah.

271
00:16:28,188 --> 00:16:30,557
Robyn: This is
kind of nice.

272
00:16:30,590 --> 00:16:32,159
Hi, Rob.

273
00:16:32,192 --> 00:16:34,161
Hi, Dave.

274
00:16:34,194 --> 00:16:35,895
Guess what
I found.

275
00:16:35,928 --> 00:16:37,164
A life?

276
00:16:37,197 --> 00:16:38,565
No. Come here.

277
00:16:38,598 --> 00:16:39,866
Guess what I found.

278
00:16:39,899 --> 00:16:40,867
I don't know.

279
00:16:40,900 --> 00:16:42,569
Guess, guess.
I have no idea.

280
00:16:42,602 --> 00:16:44,571
[Whispering]
I found a cave man.

281
00:16:44,604 --> 00:16:45,572
A cave man?

282
00:16:45,605 --> 00:16:46,573
Shh! Yeah.

283
00:16:46,606 --> 00:16:49,142
Oh, Dave.
You're drowning.

284
00:16:49,176 --> 00:16:51,578
It's cool, right?
I found a cave man.

285
00:16:51,611 --> 00:16:52,579
All by myself.

286
00:16:52,612 --> 00:16:54,181
I dug him out
of my back yard.

287
00:16:54,214 --> 00:16:56,583
You want to come
check him out
after school?

288
00:16:56,616 --> 00:16:57,584
Well, uh...

289
00:16:57,617 --> 00:16:59,586
I'm only inviting
a few people.

290
00:16:59,619 --> 00:17:01,588
I got that
prom thing,
you know.

291
00:17:01,621 --> 00:17:03,556
10 minutes.
Please?

292
00:17:03,590 --> 00:17:05,558
Dave, I just...

293
00:17:05,592 --> 00:17:08,161
Don't think
I'm ready
to handle a...

294
00:17:08,195 --> 00:17:09,562
A cave man.

295
00:17:09,596 --> 00:17:11,331
You're not?

296
00:17:13,200 --> 00:17:15,168
All right.

297
00:17:15,202 --> 00:17:16,936
I understand.

298
00:17:18,071 --> 00:17:19,939
Bye, David.

299
00:17:21,608 --> 00:17:22,575
[Sighs]

300
00:17:22,609 --> 00:17:24,944
I love it when
she calls me David.

301
00:17:26,079 --> 00:17:28,581
Hello, David.

302
00:17:28,615 --> 00:17:29,549
Ugh.

303
00:17:29,582 --> 00:17:31,118
Going somewhere?

304
00:17:31,151 --> 00:17:33,120
Yeah. I got a date
with your mom.

305
00:17:33,153 --> 00:17:34,554
That's not nice.

306
00:17:34,587 --> 00:17:38,091
It was a joke.
I'm sorry. Just kidding.

307
00:17:58,511 --> 00:17:59,612
Aah!

308
00:17:59,646 --> 00:18:01,614
Aah!

309
00:18:01,648 --> 00:18:05,152
You've been a headache
ever since the third grade.

310
00:18:05,185 --> 00:18:07,987
I know about your stupid
prom-king bullshit.

311
00:18:08,020 --> 00:18:09,389
Forget it.

312
00:18:09,422 --> 00:18:11,324
Robyn wouldn't piss
on your gums

313
00:18:11,358 --> 00:18:13,293
if your teeth
were on fire.

314
00:18:13,326 --> 00:18:14,894
Yes, she would.

315
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:19,132
Ha ha. Shush!
Hush, please.

316
00:18:19,166 --> 00:18:21,134
Showing your ignorance
again, Morgan.

317
00:18:21,168 --> 00:18:23,570
Some of us pump...

318
00:18:23,603 --> 00:18:26,573
And some of us slump.

319
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,575
You should try
some pump, Morgan.

320
00:18:28,608 --> 00:18:31,110
Might clear up
your acne.

321
00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:33,146
You're so--

322
00:18:33,180 --> 00:18:34,847
am I?

323
00:18:36,383 --> 00:18:38,585
No. Stop.

324
00:18:38,618 --> 00:18:40,953
Stop it.

325
00:18:40,987 --> 00:18:43,156
Why do you make me
do this?

326
00:18:43,190 --> 00:18:46,959
What are you writing?
Hey, what did you write?

327
00:18:47,627 --> 00:18:50,129
Matt--
not the fire alarm!

328
00:18:50,163 --> 00:18:51,964
Matt! Matt!

329
00:18:51,998 --> 00:18:54,167
Matt! Oh, god.

330
00:18:54,201 --> 00:18:57,604
[Fire alarm ringing]

331
00:18:57,637 --> 00:18:59,172
Hey, come here.

332
00:18:59,206 --> 00:19:00,607
Oh, ha ha ha.

333
00:19:00,640 --> 00:19:03,042
[Kids laughing]

334
00:19:21,261 --> 00:19:22,962
[Crash]

335
00:19:28,100 --> 00:19:30,337
Aaah!

336
00:20:44,176 --> 00:20:45,144
[Woof woof]

337
00:20:45,177 --> 00:20:47,113
Woof woof!

338
00:21:13,606 --> 00:21:18,144
[Helicopter]

339
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:20,179
Aah!

340
00:21:34,561 --> 00:21:35,528
Hah!

341
00:21:35,562 --> 00:21:37,630
Aah!

342
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:49,108
[Glass shatters]

343
00:21:55,147 --> 00:21:56,949
Hmm.

344
00:21:56,983 --> 00:21:58,951
[Spitting]

345
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:01,187
[Car approaching]

346
00:22:04,557 --> 00:22:06,993
[Coughing]

347
00:22:07,026 --> 00:22:08,828
[Motor revving]

348
00:22:12,665 --> 00:22:15,201
Aah! Aah!

349
00:22:15,234 --> 00:22:17,136
[Screaming]

350
00:22:19,539 --> 00:22:21,541
[Horn honks]

351
00:22:21,574 --> 00:22:23,042
Aah!

352
00:22:26,078 --> 00:22:28,581
Whoa. Ohh.

353
00:22:37,557 --> 00:22:39,325
Uhh.

354
00:22:41,561 --> 00:22:42,929
I'll be back.

355
00:22:45,932 --> 00:22:48,334
[Heavy metal playing]

356
00:22:59,311 --> 00:23:00,913
[Song ends]

357
00:23:00,947 --> 00:23:03,416
[Dance song begins]

358
00:23:37,249 --> 00:23:38,985
He melted.

359
00:23:40,252 --> 00:23:42,421
Dave, it just wasn't
meant to happen,

360
00:23:42,455 --> 00:23:43,456
all right?

361
00:23:43,490 --> 00:23:47,259
Come on.
I'll go buy you
some Ho-Hos.

362
00:23:48,461 --> 00:23:50,930
Come on.
It's all right.

363
00:23:52,131 --> 00:23:53,432
He melted.

364
00:24:02,141 --> 00:24:03,843
Boris!

365
00:24:05,111 --> 00:24:07,279
[Alarm buzzing]

366
00:24:08,447 --> 00:24:11,150
Aah!
Aah!

367
00:24:12,351 --> 00:24:13,953
[Crashing]

368
00:24:13,986 --> 00:24:14,954
What the--

369
00:24:14,987 --> 00:24:16,523
[thump]

370
00:24:25,565 --> 00:24:27,099
[Gasps]

371
00:24:29,468 --> 00:24:31,604
[Grunts]

372
00:24:40,212 --> 00:24:43,182
I can't believe it.
He's alive!

373
00:24:43,215 --> 00:24:46,185
He was practically
an ice cube...Practically.

374
00:24:46,218 --> 00:24:47,954
I say we just walk.

375
00:24:47,987 --> 00:24:49,956
No. No way.
He is ours.

376
00:24:49,989 --> 00:24:52,625
He is ours.
We found him.

377
00:24:54,026 --> 00:24:54,994
What?

378
00:24:55,027 --> 00:24:57,329
Be hospitable.

379
00:24:57,363 --> 00:24:59,532
[Creaking]

380
00:25:01,901 --> 00:25:03,570
[Sniffing]

381
00:25:03,603 --> 00:25:04,571
Uhh. Aah!

382
00:25:04,604 --> 00:25:05,572
Aah!

383
00:25:05,605 --> 00:25:06,973
[Grunts]

384
00:25:07,006 --> 00:25:09,576
How you doing?
Hi.

385
00:25:09,609 --> 00:25:11,578
My name is Dave.

386
00:25:11,611 --> 00:25:13,045
Aah!

387
00:25:14,280 --> 00:25:15,848
Come here.
Come here.

388
00:25:15,882 --> 00:25:17,083
Come here.
Introduce yourself.

389
00:25:17,116 --> 00:25:20,887
This is stoney.
Stoney--he's
my friend.

390
00:25:20,920 --> 00:25:23,322
Uh...this is my room.

391
00:25:23,355 --> 00:25:24,557
Aah!

392
00:25:24,591 --> 00:25:26,192
It's ok. It's ok.

393
00:25:26,225 --> 00:25:28,828
[Grunting]

394
00:25:28,861 --> 00:25:30,196
Uh...

395
00:25:30,229 --> 00:25:31,598
We're from Encino.

396
00:25:31,631 --> 00:25:33,600
It's a pleasure
to make your acquaintance.

397
00:25:33,633 --> 00:25:36,035
And we hope
you don't gnaw
on our beaks.

398
00:25:36,068 --> 00:25:39,038
Shh! I know
what I'm doing, stone.

399
00:25:39,071 --> 00:25:41,207
[Grunting softly]

400
00:25:43,242 --> 00:25:46,445
We go to high school.
High school?

401
00:25:46,478 --> 00:25:48,447
He doesn't know
what high school is.

402
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,349
I know.
He doesn't know
what a room is.

403
00:25:50,382 --> 00:25:51,918
He doesn't know
what anything is.

404
00:25:51,951 --> 00:25:54,253
Look, just be
calm and easy.

405
00:25:54,286 --> 00:25:56,422
Calm...

406
00:25:56,455 --> 00:25:58,057
And easy.

407
00:25:58,090 --> 00:25:59,058
Yeah.

408
00:25:59,091 --> 00:26:00,059
Hi.

409
00:26:00,092 --> 00:26:01,427
[Telephone rings]

410
00:26:01,460 --> 00:26:03,029
Aah!

411
00:26:03,062 --> 00:26:04,430
Aah!

412
00:26:04,463 --> 00:26:05,531
Aah!

413
00:26:05,564 --> 00:26:07,466
[Ring]

414
00:26:07,499 --> 00:26:09,969
Aah!
Aah!

415
00:26:10,002 --> 00:26:10,970
Get the phone!

416
00:26:11,003 --> 00:26:13,372
Ok. Ok.

417
00:26:25,517 --> 00:26:28,454
[Grunting]

418
00:26:28,487 --> 00:26:30,322
It's ok. It's ok.

419
00:26:30,356 --> 00:26:32,925
See? I think
he's calming down.

420
00:26:32,959 --> 00:26:36,228
Calming...down.

421
00:26:36,262 --> 00:26:38,330
[Telephone beeping]

422
00:26:38,364 --> 00:26:40,800
Aah!

423
00:26:40,833 --> 00:26:41,934
Aah!

424
00:26:41,968 --> 00:26:45,271
Aah!

425
00:26:46,438 --> 00:26:47,807
Huh?

426
00:26:47,840 --> 00:26:50,076
Fire.

427
00:26:50,109 --> 00:26:51,110
Ha ha.

428
00:26:51,143 --> 00:26:53,112
Flame-age.

429
00:26:53,145 --> 00:26:54,513
Buddy, he's into it.

430
00:26:54,546 --> 00:26:56,415
That was kill,
stone.

431
00:26:56,448 --> 00:26:57,950
Look
at his eyes.

432
00:26:57,984 --> 00:27:00,286
Buddy, he likes
the blue part.

433
00:27:00,319 --> 00:27:01,620
He's glossy eyed.

434
00:27:01,654 --> 00:27:03,089
Look. Freak him out.

435
00:27:03,122 --> 00:27:04,156
Ow!

436
00:27:04,190 --> 00:27:05,958
Ow! Oh!

437
00:27:07,159 --> 00:27:08,127
Uhh!

438
00:27:08,160 --> 00:27:10,462
Ok. Ah..Ah...Ah!

439
00:27:11,497 --> 00:27:14,033
Ha ha ha!

440
00:27:14,066 --> 00:27:16,368
Give it to him.
Give it to him.

441
00:27:16,402 --> 00:27:18,270
[Grunting]

442
00:27:18,304 --> 00:27:19,972
Here. Here.
Here.

443
00:27:20,006 --> 00:27:21,440
You got to teach him.

444
00:27:21,473 --> 00:27:23,509
Ahh! Ohh!

445
00:27:23,542 --> 00:27:25,044
[Grunting]

446
00:27:25,077 --> 00:27:27,046
Ah. Ohh.

447
00:27:27,079 --> 00:27:29,381
Ha ha ha!

448
00:27:36,488 --> 00:27:38,457
Hey!

449
00:27:38,490 --> 00:27:40,059
No.

450
00:27:40,092 --> 00:27:41,060
No?

451
00:27:41,093 --> 00:27:42,461
What? Did
you just--

452
00:27:42,494 --> 00:27:44,463
I think he just
said "no."

453
00:27:44,496 --> 00:27:45,865
No.

454
00:27:45,898 --> 00:27:46,999
No?

455
00:27:47,033 --> 00:27:49,068
No. No.

456
00:27:49,101 --> 00:27:50,236
No.

457
00:27:50,269 --> 00:27:51,403
No.

458
00:27:51,437 --> 00:27:55,574
Cool, buddy.
He is so greasy.

459
00:27:55,607 --> 00:27:59,345
Greasy?
He's a prehistoric
pyromaniac.

460
00:27:59,378 --> 00:28:01,914
We got to
teach him stuff.

461
00:28:01,948 --> 00:28:04,416
We'll teach him
how to weaze.

462
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:05,885
No.

463
00:28:05,918 --> 00:28:07,887
No.

464
00:28:07,920 --> 00:28:08,888
No!

465
00:28:08,921 --> 00:28:09,889
No!

466
00:28:09,922 --> 00:28:10,723
Oh, god.

467
00:28:10,757 --> 00:28:13,926
We got to teach him
how to be normal.

468
00:28:13,960 --> 00:28:15,327
No. Uh-uh.

469
00:28:15,361 --> 00:28:17,329
We're going psycho
with him, bro.

470
00:28:17,363 --> 00:28:19,198
That's boring, dude--
normal.

471
00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:21,167
Stoney, come on,
man, hang with me.

472
00:28:21,200 --> 00:28:23,569
We got to just play
this thing out,
all right?

473
00:28:23,602 --> 00:28:25,571
If we tell anyone,
if anyone sees him,

474
00:28:25,604 --> 00:28:27,573
they'll take him
away from us,
all right?

475
00:28:27,606 --> 00:28:29,876
And then they'll
cut him up into
little pieces,

476
00:28:29,909 --> 00:28:31,177
and they'll take
all the credit,

477
00:28:31,210 --> 00:28:32,945
and we'll
still be geeks.

478
00:28:32,979 --> 00:28:34,413
I'm not a geek.

479
00:28:34,446 --> 00:28:36,115
I'm a unique weasel,
David.

480
00:28:36,148 --> 00:28:37,216
[Clicking tongue]

481
00:28:37,249 --> 00:28:40,286
I'm just underrated
because I live here
in Encino.

482
00:28:40,319 --> 00:28:42,088
Bud...

483
00:28:42,121 --> 00:28:44,090
Buddy...

484
00:28:44,123 --> 00:28:45,357
Owww!

485
00:28:45,391 --> 00:28:48,961
Ok? He needs
a bath...Big time.

486
00:28:48,995 --> 00:28:51,530
♪ I'm too sexy
for my love ♪

487
00:28:51,563 --> 00:28:53,299
♪ too sexy for my love

488
00:28:53,332 --> 00:28:56,903
♪ love's going to leave me

489
00:29:10,182 --> 00:29:12,919
♪ I'm too sexy
for my shirt ♪

490
00:29:12,952 --> 00:29:14,586
♪ too sexy for my shirt

491
00:29:14,620 --> 00:29:18,057
♪ so sexy, it hurts

492
00:29:18,090 --> 00:29:20,559
♪ and I'm too sexy
for Milan ♪

493
00:29:20,592 --> 00:29:25,832
♪ too sexy for Milan,
New York, and Japan ♪

494
00:29:25,865 --> 00:29:30,069
[grunting]

495
00:29:33,172 --> 00:29:36,275
♪ I'm too sexy
for your party ♪

496
00:29:36,308 --> 00:29:37,944
♪ too sexy for your party

497
00:29:37,977 --> 00:29:41,180
♪ the way
I'm disco dancing ♪

498
00:29:56,362 --> 00:29:59,331
♪ I'm too sexy
for my love ♪

499
00:29:59,365 --> 00:30:01,167
♪ too sexy for my love

500
00:30:01,200 --> 00:30:04,270
♪ love's going to leave me

501
00:30:04,303 --> 00:30:08,007
♪ and I'm too sexy
for this song ♪

502
00:30:08,040 --> 00:30:09,441
standing "o"!

503
00:30:09,475 --> 00:30:10,276
[Whistles]

504
00:30:10,309 --> 00:30:13,012
Dude, if I had a Bic,
bro, right here.

505
00:30:13,045 --> 00:30:14,046
Don't freak him out.

506
00:30:14,080 --> 00:30:15,514
Ok. Let's show him
himself.

507
00:30:15,547 --> 00:30:17,850
Ok. Here, look.
You want to see
your mug, bud?

508
00:30:17,884 --> 00:30:18,851
Check it.

509
00:30:18,885 --> 00:30:20,119
Aah!

510
00:30:20,152 --> 00:30:23,055
Dude. Buddy, you
should be with
your mug, bro.

511
00:30:23,089 --> 00:30:24,523
You look buff.

512
00:30:24,556 --> 00:30:26,125
Right?

513
00:30:26,158 --> 00:30:29,028
Hey, can you
say bu...

514
00:30:29,061 --> 00:30:30,963
Uff?

515
00:30:32,198 --> 00:30:35,167
Bu...uff?

516
00:30:35,201 --> 00:30:37,169
Ha ha ha!

517
00:30:37,203 --> 00:30:38,570
I like that.

518
00:30:38,604 --> 00:30:40,973
You know,
you paused, too.

519
00:30:43,910 --> 00:30:46,245
We got to give him
a cool name.

520
00:30:46,278 --> 00:30:47,880
Axl. Yeah, buddy.

521
00:30:47,914 --> 00:30:50,249
No. Come on.
Not Axl.
This is serious.

522
00:30:50,282 --> 00:30:52,318
I mean, we've got
the missing link

523
00:30:52,351 --> 00:30:54,086
standing
in my bedroom.

524
00:30:57,456 --> 00:30:58,424
Link!

525
00:30:58,457 --> 00:31:00,326
Link! We'll
call him Link!

526
00:31:00,359 --> 00:31:02,861
Ok, cool. Look, David,
I was thinking

527
00:31:02,895 --> 00:31:05,264
maybe we could call him
stoney number 2

528
00:31:05,297 --> 00:31:07,099
because he's got
my same 'do

529
00:31:07,133 --> 00:31:09,001
and he's from
the stone age.

530
00:31:09,035 --> 00:31:10,402
I like Link
better.

531
00:31:10,436 --> 00:31:12,104
Ok. We'll
call him Link,

532
00:31:12,138 --> 00:31:14,106
but can I call him
Linkage?

533
00:31:14,140 --> 00:31:15,107
Cool.

534
00:31:15,141 --> 00:31:16,108
Cool.

535
00:31:16,142 --> 00:31:18,544
Let's see
how smart he is.

536
00:31:21,380 --> 00:31:22,348
Whoa!

537
00:31:22,381 --> 00:31:23,950
Ok.

538
00:31:23,983 --> 00:31:24,917
Ok.

539
00:31:24,951 --> 00:31:25,918
You ok? Ok.

540
00:31:25,952 --> 00:31:27,920
Uh...uh...

541
00:31:27,954 --> 00:31:29,455
Look.

542
00:31:30,923 --> 00:31:32,291
See?

543
00:31:32,324 --> 00:31:34,593
Huh? Ahh...

544
00:31:34,626 --> 00:31:35,928
Whoa!

545
00:31:35,962 --> 00:31:37,296
Whoa!

546
00:31:37,329 --> 00:31:39,265
Aah! Aah!

547
00:31:39,298 --> 00:31:42,935
Ohh. Ahh.

548
00:31:42,969 --> 00:31:45,204
Ok. Ok.

549
00:31:45,237 --> 00:31:48,074
Um...Link.

550
00:31:48,107 --> 00:31:50,042
Link.

551
00:31:50,076 --> 00:31:51,477
No.

552
00:31:51,510 --> 00:31:53,112
You're Link.

553
00:31:53,145 --> 00:31:55,614
I'm Dave. Dave.

554
00:31:55,647 --> 00:31:57,316
Dave. Dave.

555
00:31:57,349 --> 00:31:58,951
No. Dave. Dave.

556
00:31:58,985 --> 00:32:00,319
Dave. Dave.
Dave.

557
00:32:00,352 --> 00:32:01,320
Dave.

558
00:32:01,353 --> 00:32:02,288
Yes!

559
00:32:02,321 --> 00:32:03,422
Ha ha ha!

560
00:32:03,455 --> 00:32:06,258
Ok. And that's...
That's...

561
00:32:06,292 --> 00:32:07,293
Stoney.

562
00:32:07,326 --> 00:32:09,228
Mm-hmm.

563
00:32:09,261 --> 00:32:11,430
Stoney.

564
00:32:11,463 --> 00:32:13,932
No. No. Stoney.

565
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:15,101
Stoney.

566
00:32:15,134 --> 00:32:16,102
Yes!

567
00:32:16,135 --> 00:32:17,103
Ha ha ha!

568
00:32:17,136 --> 00:32:18,337
Ok. Ok. Ok.

569
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,938
Now...

570
00:32:19,972 --> 00:32:23,409
You...are...

571
00:32:23,442 --> 00:32:25,477
Dave. Ha!

572
00:32:25,511 --> 00:32:27,479
No, no, no.
I'm Dave.

573
00:32:27,513 --> 00:32:29,581
You are...

574
00:32:34,520 --> 00:32:36,122
Buff.

575
00:32:36,155 --> 00:32:38,457
Oh...

576
00:32:38,490 --> 00:32:40,126
No.

577
00:32:40,159 --> 00:32:42,128
[Horn honking]

578
00:32:42,161 --> 00:32:43,829
It's all right.
You've had
a hard day.

579
00:32:43,862 --> 00:32:44,830
It's ok.

580
00:32:44,863 --> 00:32:46,098
Your parents!

581
00:32:46,132 --> 00:32:47,299
My parents!

582
00:32:47,333 --> 00:32:48,267
Aah!

583
00:32:48,300 --> 00:32:50,436
Ok. Uh...Uh...
Take him out back

584
00:32:50,469 --> 00:32:52,471
and ring the doorbell
3 times, ok?

585
00:32:52,504 --> 00:32:53,472
But, Dave--

586
00:32:53,505 --> 00:32:55,107
no buts.
Just do it!

587
00:32:55,141 --> 00:32:56,475
Look. Follow the weasel,
Linkage.

588
00:32:56,508 --> 00:32:58,444
Come on.
Come on, bud.

589
00:32:58,477 --> 00:33:00,346
Come on. Come on.
Link, quick.

590
00:33:04,983 --> 00:33:06,352
[Crash]

591
00:33:06,385 --> 00:33:07,986
My kitchen!

592
00:33:08,020 --> 00:33:09,188
Aah!

593
00:33:09,221 --> 00:33:11,457
Busted.

594
00:33:13,859 --> 00:33:16,028
What are you doing?

595
00:33:16,062 --> 00:33:18,030
What are you doing?

596
00:33:18,064 --> 00:33:19,331
I'm cooking dinner.

597
00:33:19,365 --> 00:33:21,133
You're what?
Busted.

598
00:33:21,167 --> 00:33:22,968
I'm cooking dinner
for you guys.

599
00:33:23,001 --> 00:33:25,137
I thought it might be
a nice surprise.

600
00:33:25,171 --> 00:33:26,338
They're surprised,
all right.

601
00:33:26,372 --> 00:33:28,574
[Doorbell ringing]

602
00:33:28,607 --> 00:33:30,576
All right.
What is going on here?

603
00:33:30,609 --> 00:33:33,045
Where's the flour?
I can't find the flour.

604
00:33:33,079 --> 00:33:35,314
Hello, Stanley.
Who is this
strange boy,

605
00:33:35,347 --> 00:33:37,583
and why is
he ringing
my doorbell?

606
00:33:37,616 --> 00:33:39,051
It got stuck, sir.

607
00:33:39,085 --> 00:33:41,053
Come in.
Meet your new family.

608
00:33:41,087 --> 00:33:44,090
What? What?
Whose family?

609
00:33:44,123 --> 00:33:46,058
[Barking]

610
00:33:46,092 --> 00:33:47,193
Boris, get down.

611
00:33:47,226 --> 00:33:48,927
Boris. Boris, get down.

612
00:33:48,960 --> 00:33:52,231
[Boris barking]

613
00:33:52,264 --> 00:33:53,932
Aah!

614
00:33:53,965 --> 00:33:56,102
Boris,
go outside.

615
00:33:57,969 --> 00:33:59,405
Hey, dad.

616
00:33:59,438 --> 00:34:01,507
David,
who is that?

617
00:34:01,540 --> 00:34:03,109
That? Who's that?

618
00:34:03,142 --> 00:34:06,178
That was
Linkavitch...
Chomofsky, mom.

619
00:34:06,212 --> 00:34:07,613
What?

620
00:34:07,646 --> 00:34:08,614
Link...Linkavitch.

621
00:34:08,647 --> 00:34:10,116
Doesn't anybody
in this house

622
00:34:10,149 --> 00:34:11,917
listen
to anything I say?

623
00:34:11,950 --> 00:34:14,920
What are you talking--
what is he talking about?

624
00:34:14,953 --> 00:34:16,255
Dad. Linkavitch
Chomofsky.

625
00:34:16,288 --> 00:34:19,024
Our exchange
student? He's here.

626
00:34:19,057 --> 00:34:21,927
Yeah. He's
going to help us
dig the pool.

627
00:34:22,961 --> 00:34:24,596
Yeah.

628
00:34:24,630 --> 00:34:27,433
Why does none
of this sound
familiar to me?

629
00:34:27,466 --> 00:34:29,935
I told you about
this months ago.
Don't you remember?

630
00:34:29,968 --> 00:34:32,438
About school giving us
extra credit for college

631
00:34:32,471 --> 00:34:33,372
for housing
exchange students

632
00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,874
and learning about
their culture and junk,

633
00:34:35,907 --> 00:34:37,809
and you said it was ok.

634
00:34:37,843 --> 00:34:39,811
Now you're going
to take it back?

635
00:34:39,845 --> 00:34:42,248
No, no, no.
I'm not going
to take it back.

636
00:34:42,281 --> 00:34:44,250
This is
important to me.
This is my life.

637
00:34:44,283 --> 00:34:46,818
Besides, it's embarrassing.
What am I supposed
to tell the guy?

638
00:34:46,852 --> 00:34:48,387
He traveled here
all the way from...

639
00:34:48,420 --> 00:34:50,322
I don't know.
Estonia?

640
00:34:50,356 --> 00:34:52,424
Yeah. Estonia.

641
00:34:52,458 --> 00:34:54,926
Mom, come on.
You're not
buying this.

642
00:34:54,960 --> 00:34:55,927
Dad!

643
00:34:55,961 --> 00:34:56,928
Well...

644
00:34:56,962 --> 00:34:58,930
Actually...

645
00:34:58,964 --> 00:35:01,433
I--i think now that--

646
00:35:01,467 --> 00:35:04,436
i--i do recall something...
Something about...

647
00:35:04,470 --> 00:35:05,571
You see?

648
00:35:05,604 --> 00:35:07,606
See? It's about
focusing.

649
00:35:07,639 --> 00:35:08,607
You're bogus.

650
00:35:08,640 --> 00:35:09,475
Larry.

651
00:35:09,508 --> 00:35:12,278
How could I
forget something
like this?

652
00:35:12,311 --> 00:35:13,479
There's an
exchange student

653
00:35:13,512 --> 00:35:15,113
who's going
to be staying
in our house...

654
00:35:15,147 --> 00:35:17,316
How could you have
forgotten about me
in the third grade?

655
00:35:17,349 --> 00:35:20,118
I spent the entire
night after the play
in the parking lot.

656
00:35:20,152 --> 00:35:22,421
In the sixth grade,
do you remember,
the soccer dues--

657
00:35:22,454 --> 00:35:25,291
ok. Where is he
going to stay, and...

658
00:35:25,324 --> 00:35:28,294
And why is he...
Why is he attacking
the dog?

659
00:35:28,327 --> 00:35:30,862
He's going to stay
in my room,

660
00:35:30,896 --> 00:35:33,365
and he's not
attacking the dog.
He's bonding.

661
00:35:33,399 --> 00:35:34,433
As if.

662
00:35:34,466 --> 00:35:36,202
Shut up!
You shut up.

663
00:35:36,235 --> 00:35:37,469
No. Everybody
shut up.

664
00:35:37,503 --> 00:35:38,337
Larry, Larry.

665
00:35:38,370 --> 00:35:40,506
I'm fine. I'm tired.
I'm a little hungry.

666
00:35:40,539 --> 00:35:43,542
I think it's time
we decide what we're
going to make for dinner.

667
00:35:43,575 --> 00:35:45,544
Stanley, I assume
you'll be joining us?

668
00:35:45,577 --> 00:35:47,479
You assume
correctly, Mr. m.

669
00:35:47,513 --> 00:35:49,615
Well, we practically feed
the entire neighborhood.

670
00:35:49,648 --> 00:35:52,050
Why not part
of Estonia as well, huh?

671
00:35:52,083 --> 00:35:54,286
I always eat here,
and I like your food.

672
00:35:54,320 --> 00:35:55,854
Great.

673
00:35:55,887 --> 00:35:57,289
[Ringing doorbell]

674
00:35:57,323 --> 00:35:58,857
Stop it.
Stop it.

675
00:35:58,890 --> 00:36:00,859
No. No.

676
00:36:00,892 --> 00:36:02,228
No.

677
00:36:02,261 --> 00:36:04,863
[Ding dong]

678
00:36:06,031 --> 00:36:07,999
Dave: I can't believe
you told my parents

679
00:36:08,033 --> 00:36:09,301
he's from Estonia.

680
00:36:09,335 --> 00:36:10,502
Stoney:
Cow pajamas, buddy.

681
00:36:10,536 --> 00:36:12,238
Those are
kind of flaming.

682
00:36:12,271 --> 00:36:14,072
Ohh.

683
00:36:16,275 --> 00:36:18,577
Some Betty, huh?

684
00:36:18,610 --> 00:36:20,412
Betty.

685
00:36:20,446 --> 00:36:22,080
Mmm.

686
00:36:22,113 --> 00:36:24,250
Gonzagas.

687
00:36:25,451 --> 00:36:26,418
Gonzagas.

688
00:36:26,452 --> 00:36:28,420
Buddy, cones.

689
00:36:28,454 --> 00:36:31,056
[Moaning]

690
00:36:31,089 --> 00:36:34,059
I know you've had
a big day, pal,

691
00:36:34,092 --> 00:36:36,595
but tomorrow,
I am going to take you

692
00:36:36,628 --> 00:36:38,196
someplace
really special.

693
00:36:38,230 --> 00:36:39,197
Taco Bell.

694
00:36:39,231 --> 00:36:40,999
Better.
Get the camera, stone.

695
00:36:41,032 --> 00:36:42,067
Ha ha.

696
00:36:42,100 --> 00:36:43,435
Congratulations,
Link.

697
00:36:43,469 --> 00:36:45,604
You're going
to be a senior.

698
00:36:47,038 --> 00:36:48,206
Smile.

699
00:36:49,275 --> 00:36:50,442
Aah!

700
00:36:50,476 --> 00:36:51,443
Uhh!

701
00:36:51,477 --> 00:36:53,879
♪ wild thing

702
00:36:55,281 --> 00:36:58,417
♪ you make my heart sing

703
00:37:00,386 --> 00:37:04,556
♪ you make everything
groovy ♪

704
00:37:06,325 --> 00:37:08,460
♪ wild thing

705
00:37:09,961 --> 00:37:11,297
uhh!

706
00:37:11,330 --> 00:37:13,299
No. He doesn't
like that.

707
00:37:13,332 --> 00:37:15,934
That's glass.
That hurts
your beak, right?

708
00:37:15,967 --> 00:37:17,536
Stand up straight.

709
00:37:17,569 --> 00:37:19,871
Poor stone-ager.

710
00:37:19,905 --> 00:37:21,407
He spent
a million years

711
00:37:21,440 --> 00:37:23,409
chillin' in
a block of ice.

712
00:37:23,442 --> 00:37:26,144
Now he's got to go
to high school. Uck!

713
00:37:26,177 --> 00:37:28,414
Who's that guy
with the dork squad?

714
00:37:28,447 --> 00:37:30,282
Oh, my god.
He is totally rude.

715
00:37:30,316 --> 00:37:31,883
Totally.

716
00:37:33,151 --> 00:37:35,287
We have got
a major find here.

717
00:37:35,321 --> 00:37:37,423
This guy is
our ticket to fame
and popularity.

718
00:37:37,456 --> 00:37:40,392
All we got to do
is get him enrolled
in school,

719
00:37:40,426 --> 00:37:42,394
and he'll help us
become popular.

720
00:37:42,428 --> 00:37:43,962
Hey, that's harsh.

721
00:37:43,995 --> 00:37:45,397
We'll make him
famous.

722
00:37:45,431 --> 00:37:47,833
We'll teach him
some stupid
pet tricks

723
00:37:47,866 --> 00:37:49,401
and get him
on letterman.

724
00:37:49,435 --> 00:37:51,437
You're weazin'
off his gig.

725
00:37:51,470 --> 00:37:54,072
Oh, please.
He's a cave man,
for god's sakes.

726
00:37:54,105 --> 00:37:55,441
I mean,
look at him.

727
00:37:55,474 --> 00:37:57,075
He's practically
a monkey.

728
00:37:57,108 --> 00:37:58,076
Come here.

729
00:37:58,109 --> 00:37:59,077
Ahh.

730
00:37:59,110 --> 00:38:00,446
We found him.

731
00:38:00,479 --> 00:38:02,448
We can do
whatever we want
with him.

732
00:38:02,481 --> 00:38:04,416
We, we, we.
No, no, no.

733
00:38:04,450 --> 00:38:07,519
You, you, you.
I just want to
be his friend.

734
00:38:07,553 --> 00:38:08,520
Fine.

735
00:38:08,554 --> 00:38:11,122
Hello, Mrs. Mackey.

736
00:38:11,156 --> 00:38:12,924
Fine.

737
00:38:14,125 --> 00:38:16,962
And what do
we have here?

738
00:38:16,995 --> 00:38:19,365
Hi, Steve Koozer.

739
00:38:19,398 --> 00:38:21,367
Ok. Got him covered
up to fourth period.

740
00:38:21,400 --> 00:38:23,935
I don't know
what to do with him
after that.

741
00:38:23,969 --> 00:38:25,937
I can take him
to Spanish, if you want.

742
00:38:25,971 --> 00:38:27,939
I'll be cool, man.
I promise.

743
00:38:27,973 --> 00:38:29,140
Ok.

744
00:38:30,476 --> 00:38:32,143
What's he doing?

745
00:38:32,177 --> 00:38:33,845
I don't know.

746
00:38:35,981 --> 00:38:37,483
Link, be careful!

747
00:38:45,090 --> 00:38:47,025
Uh...uh...

748
00:38:47,058 --> 00:38:50,462
Hey, Link,
how's your melon, bud?

749
00:38:53,365 --> 00:38:55,967
[Sniffing]

750
00:38:57,403 --> 00:38:59,204
Whoa.

751
00:39:01,006 --> 00:39:03,141
Excuse me.
Hey, hey, hey.

752
00:39:03,174 --> 00:39:04,410
[Grunting]

753
00:39:04,443 --> 00:39:06,478
Whoa.
Ha ha ha!

754
00:39:06,512 --> 00:39:08,346
Link.

755
00:39:09,615 --> 00:39:12,584
Is this dude
totally fundamental
or what?

756
00:39:12,618 --> 00:39:14,185
Did you miss me?

757
00:39:14,219 --> 00:39:16,187
Always.
Who is this?

758
00:39:16,221 --> 00:39:18,189
This is
my friend Link.

759
00:39:18,223 --> 00:39:20,191
He's staying with us
for a little while.

760
00:39:20,225 --> 00:39:21,427
He's from Estonia.

761
00:39:21,460 --> 00:39:22,528
You're kidding.

762
00:39:22,561 --> 00:39:24,930
This guy...
Is staying
with you guys?

763
00:39:24,963 --> 00:39:26,898
Mm-hmm.

764
00:39:26,932 --> 00:39:28,366
Ahh...

765
00:39:28,400 --> 00:39:31,102
Yeah. He's thinking of
becoming a hairdresser,
actually.

766
00:39:31,136 --> 00:39:32,438
Designing crusty mops

767
00:39:32,471 --> 00:39:35,607
for the rich
and the famous,
little one.

768
00:39:35,641 --> 00:39:38,076
Uhh. Gonzagas.

769
00:39:38,109 --> 00:39:39,077
No!

770
00:39:39,110 --> 00:39:40,078
Hey, hey, hey.

771
00:39:40,111 --> 00:39:40,979
Bye, Rob.

772
00:39:41,012 --> 00:39:43,449
I think he was saying
he likes your cones.

773
00:39:43,482 --> 00:39:46,051
I'm thrilled.
Get out of my face.

774
00:39:46,084 --> 00:39:47,052
Ow!

775
00:39:47,085 --> 00:39:49,287
Robyn, that import
is mine.

776
00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:51,590
This is just in time
for prom.

777
00:39:51,623 --> 00:39:53,592
Is he fine or what?

778
00:39:53,625 --> 00:39:55,527
I'm not sure.

779
00:40:06,137 --> 00:40:08,106
He's a looker.
Ha ha.

780
00:40:08,139 --> 00:40:10,308
Link. Link!

781
00:40:11,577 --> 00:40:13,211
Link, please.
Come sit down.

782
00:40:13,244 --> 00:40:14,312
[Grunting]

783
00:40:14,345 --> 00:40:16,948
Who is this
dipshit, anyway?

784
00:40:16,982 --> 00:40:19,217
His name's Link.

785
00:40:19,250 --> 00:40:22,220
He's from Estonia,
and I think he's jive.

786
00:40:22,253 --> 00:40:25,323
Jive. Yeah.
You do?

787
00:40:25,356 --> 00:40:26,958
Hell, yeah.

788
00:40:26,992 --> 00:40:29,327
And I'm not
the only one.

789
00:40:29,360 --> 00:40:31,597
Hey...Link!

790
00:40:32,864 --> 00:40:36,001
[Coughing]

791
00:40:36,034 --> 00:40:38,003
[Bell rings]

792
00:40:38,036 --> 00:40:39,571
Dave: Fifth period.
Watch him.

793
00:40:39,605 --> 00:40:41,139
All right,
Dave-age.

794
00:40:41,172 --> 00:40:42,908
Buddy, we got
Spanish now.

795
00:40:42,941 --> 00:40:45,811
Spanish is
like guacamole,
chips and salsa.

796
00:40:45,844 --> 00:40:49,915
La dã

797
00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,950
the day is beautiful.

798
00:40:51,983 --> 00:40:54,119
[Rap music playing]

799
00:41:09,467 --> 00:41:11,302
Sorry, you guys.

800
00:41:11,336 --> 00:41:12,938
Whoa, man!

801
00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:15,106
[Laughing]

802
00:41:17,876 --> 00:41:20,178
Repitan
en español.

803
00:41:20,211 --> 00:41:23,515
The cheese
is old and moldy.

804
00:41:23,549 --> 00:41:27,118
[Class speaking Spanish]

805
00:41:27,152 --> 00:41:28,954
Where is the bathroom?

806
00:41:28,987 --> 00:41:33,358
¿donde esta
El sanitario?

807
00:41:33,391 --> 00:41:35,961
[Class speaking Spanish]

808
00:41:35,994 --> 00:41:38,363
Teacher: Good. Good.
Once again.

809
00:41:38,396 --> 00:41:40,298
You're cute.

810
00:41:40,331 --> 00:41:42,534
Cute.

811
00:41:42,568 --> 00:41:45,470
Meet me at blades
tonight.

812
00:41:45,503 --> 00:41:47,839
Blades tonight.

813
00:41:51,509 --> 00:41:53,078
Yes?

814
00:41:53,111 --> 00:41:56,214
You can drop him off
in front of blades
tonight, right?

815
00:41:56,247 --> 00:41:59,217
Oh, um, can
David and I go,
too, please?

816
00:41:59,250 --> 00:42:00,819
Uck. You smell.

817
00:42:00,852 --> 00:42:03,589
He-hey, señorita!

818
00:42:03,622 --> 00:42:05,190
That hurt my lobes!

819
00:42:05,223 --> 00:42:07,358
I didn't do it.
They started it.

820
00:42:14,465 --> 00:42:16,267
Kashmir,
Rajnish,

821
00:42:16,301 --> 00:42:18,269
how many minutes for
the burrito again?

822
00:42:18,303 --> 00:42:19,905
Kashmir: 2 minutes.

823
00:42:19,938 --> 00:42:21,907
Rajnish: One minute.
One and a half.

824
00:42:21,940 --> 00:42:24,442
Ahh! Make up
your melons!

825
00:42:24,475 --> 00:42:26,044
Ahh.

826
00:42:26,077 --> 00:42:28,046
Is it one or 2?

827
00:42:28,079 --> 00:42:30,115
One and a half
minutes.

828
00:42:30,148 --> 00:42:31,349
Ok.

829
00:42:31,382 --> 00:42:33,919
Ok, my friend.
Try and experience

830
00:42:33,952 --> 00:42:37,188
what I'm about to
chirp in your lobes.
Ok, cool?

831
00:42:37,222 --> 00:42:38,189
Uhh.

832
00:42:38,223 --> 00:42:40,558
Today, buddy,
we're going to
discuss grindage--

833
00:42:40,592 --> 00:42:42,260
how to fill the furnace,

834
00:42:42,293 --> 00:42:44,963
pack the cheeks,
and stuff the gills. Ok?

835
00:42:44,996 --> 00:42:47,933
You're probably used
to eating twigs, right?

836
00:42:47,966 --> 00:42:50,301
But out here
in the U.S. of A., buddy,

837
00:42:50,335 --> 00:42:52,971
we got something called
the 4 basic food groups.

838
00:42:53,004 --> 00:42:55,140
And, Link, this is not
one of them.

839
00:42:55,173 --> 00:42:56,141
Oh.

840
00:42:56,174 --> 00:42:59,077
Look at what
we have here.

841
00:42:59,110 --> 00:43:01,046
Dairy group.

842
00:43:01,079 --> 00:43:02,213
Milk duds.

843
00:43:02,247 --> 00:43:04,115
You hide these
under your pillow, bro,

844
00:43:04,149 --> 00:43:05,951
so your mom
doesn't find them.

845
00:43:05,984 --> 00:43:07,953
If she does,
you're tweaked, buddy.

846
00:43:07,986 --> 00:43:09,387
Keep on cruisin'.

847
00:43:09,420 --> 00:43:11,389
Fruit group.
SweeTarts.

848
00:43:11,422 --> 00:43:13,258
These are killer, buddy.

849
00:43:13,291 --> 00:43:15,927
So citrusy, dude,
you'll freak.

850
00:43:15,961 --> 00:43:17,328
Keep on cruisin'.

851
00:43:17,362 --> 00:43:18,329
Uh-huh.

852
00:43:18,363 --> 00:43:20,932
Right. This is
the vegetable group.

853
00:43:20,966 --> 00:43:22,934
Vegetable group.

854
00:43:22,968 --> 00:43:25,403
Corn Nuts. Put them
on a pedestal, bro.

855
00:43:25,436 --> 00:43:27,238
Look at that. Yeah.
Those are kill, huh?

856
00:43:27,272 --> 00:43:28,239
[Microwave dings]

857
00:43:28,273 --> 00:43:29,841
Meat group!

858
00:43:29,875 --> 00:43:31,943
Come on, Link.
The meat group.

859
00:43:31,977 --> 00:43:34,479
These are my favorite.
Ahh.

860
00:43:34,512 --> 00:43:37,482
Hey--hey!

861
00:43:37,515 --> 00:43:40,485
You got to be equal.
Equal.

862
00:43:40,518 --> 00:43:42,487
So 50-50. Here.

863
00:43:42,520 --> 00:43:44,122
Mmm.

864
00:43:44,155 --> 00:43:45,490
Mmm.

865
00:43:45,523 --> 00:43:47,125
[Spitting]

866
00:43:47,158 --> 00:43:49,127
Ew!

867
00:43:49,160 --> 00:43:51,162
Figures.
Hot on the outside,

868
00:43:51,196 --> 00:43:52,597
icicle
in the middle.

869
00:43:52,630 --> 00:43:54,165
Kashmir: 2 minutes.

870
00:43:54,199 --> 00:43:57,135
But you like that,
right, because
you're a cave man.

871
00:43:57,168 --> 00:43:58,870
Cool, buddy.

872
00:43:58,904 --> 00:44:02,107
The beverage.
Icee, bro.

873
00:44:02,140 --> 00:44:04,876
This is what put
this place on the map.

874
00:44:04,910 --> 00:44:07,879
What are you doing,
Mr. stoney? No.
You can't do this.

875
00:44:07,913 --> 00:44:09,180
You can't do this here.

876
00:44:09,214 --> 00:44:11,449
Leave now. Now.
You must leave now.
Please.

877
00:44:11,482 --> 00:44:14,319
Look, Kashmir,
Rajnish, why don't
you just chill?

878
00:44:14,352 --> 00:44:15,220
No buds chill.

879
00:44:15,253 --> 00:44:18,156
Link and I
are cruisin'
the mountain, bro,

880
00:44:18,189 --> 00:44:20,325
and we figured
we'd weaze
a little ju-ice.

881
00:44:20,358 --> 00:44:22,193
No weazing the ju-ice.

882
00:44:22,227 --> 00:44:24,162
Weaze the juice.

883
00:44:24,195 --> 00:44:26,965
No, no, no weazing
the juice!

884
00:44:26,998 --> 00:44:28,466
No weazing the juice!

885
00:44:28,499 --> 00:44:30,135
Hey! Hey!

886
00:44:30,168 --> 00:44:31,502
Dude.
Chill, buds.

887
00:44:31,536 --> 00:44:32,503
No buds chill.

888
00:44:32,537 --> 00:44:34,072
No, no, no.

889
00:44:34,105 --> 00:44:36,307
It's ok. Just chill.

890
00:44:41,246 --> 00:44:43,414
I'll be back.

891
00:44:43,448 --> 00:44:45,316
No buds chill.

892
00:44:49,187 --> 00:44:51,422
Aah!
Aah!

893
00:44:53,091 --> 00:44:54,325
Aah!
Aah!

894
00:44:54,359 --> 00:44:56,928
Oh, my god, no!
Wait, stop!

895
00:44:56,962 --> 00:45:00,331
Aah!
Aah!

896
00:45:03,368 --> 00:45:05,904
Aah!

897
00:45:09,307 --> 00:45:12,944
Aah!

898
00:45:25,456 --> 00:45:27,893
Owww!

899
00:45:41,406 --> 00:45:43,041
Here we go!

900
00:46:01,960 --> 00:46:05,063
Whoo!

901
00:46:05,096 --> 00:46:07,098
Whoo!

902
00:46:07,132 --> 00:46:10,601
Was that the hottest
or what, bro?

903
00:46:10,635 --> 00:46:12,603
Are you into it?

904
00:46:21,112 --> 00:46:24,315
♪ joy to the fishes
in the deep blue sea ♪

905
00:46:24,349 --> 00:46:26,451
♪ joy to you and me

906
00:46:26,484 --> 00:46:28,519
stop! Stop!
Where did you go?

907
00:46:28,553 --> 00:46:30,421
You just took off
after school.

908
00:46:30,455 --> 00:46:32,824
Do you know
how worried I've been?

909
00:46:32,858 --> 00:46:34,192
You sound like
my mom.

910
00:46:34,225 --> 00:46:36,261
You can't do that to me.

911
00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,462
What's on his nose?

912
00:46:37,495 --> 00:46:40,531
Just chill, because
you know why?

913
00:46:40,565 --> 00:46:43,168
Link and I had
a stoney time
at the mountain.

914
00:46:43,201 --> 00:46:46,171
You took him
to megamountain?
Are you crazy?

915
00:46:46,204 --> 00:46:48,306
They're
riding the vapor
in reverse.

916
00:46:48,339 --> 00:46:50,876
They are? Oh, cool.

917
00:46:50,909 --> 00:46:53,211
Check out the fresh nugs,
weazin' the juice.

918
00:46:53,244 --> 00:46:55,213
Owww!
Owww!

919
00:46:55,246 --> 00:46:56,882
Buddy.
Buddy.

920
00:46:58,083 --> 00:47:00,051
Check out my cat. Owww!

921
00:47:00,085 --> 00:47:01,452
Oh, my god.

922
00:47:01,486 --> 00:47:03,955
You got him talking
like you now.

923
00:47:03,989 --> 00:47:06,191
Owww!
Owww!

924
00:47:06,224 --> 00:47:08,626
Gee, Link, that
is so beautiful.

925
00:47:08,659 --> 00:47:10,628
Is it old?

926
00:47:10,661 --> 00:47:11,963
[Gags]

927
00:47:13,231 --> 00:47:16,134
You know, Mr. m.,
the way I look at it,

928
00:47:16,167 --> 00:47:19,905
someday your daughter
and I could be married,

929
00:47:19,938 --> 00:47:21,639
and we could be related.

930
00:47:21,672 --> 00:47:24,209
I count the days.

931
00:47:31,282 --> 00:47:35,186
So, Stanley,
how's your mother?

932
00:47:35,220 --> 00:47:36,587
She's really bummed.

933
00:47:36,621 --> 00:47:38,589
Can you pass the peas?

934
00:47:38,623 --> 00:47:39,590
Sure.

935
00:47:39,624 --> 00:47:40,926
Thanks.

936
00:47:41,960 --> 00:47:44,529
Mr. Morgan,
if you're edged

937
00:47:44,562 --> 00:47:46,097
because I'm weazin'
on your grindage,

938
00:47:46,131 --> 00:47:48,199
just chill
because if I had

939
00:47:48,233 --> 00:47:50,835
the whole Brady bunch thing
happening at my pad,

940
00:47:50,868 --> 00:47:52,237
I'd go grind over there,

941
00:47:52,270 --> 00:47:54,906
so don't tax my gig
so hard-core, cruster.

942
00:47:54,940 --> 00:47:57,208
English, Stanley.
Speak english.

943
00:47:57,242 --> 00:47:58,209
Dad!

944
00:47:58,243 --> 00:48:00,845
Link, honey, how
was your day?

945
00:48:00,878 --> 00:48:02,047
How are
you adjusting?

946
00:48:02,080 --> 00:48:03,348
He's doing
just great.

947
00:48:03,381 --> 00:48:05,951
We got him enrolled
in all his classes.

948
00:48:05,984 --> 00:48:07,285
Didn't we, pal?
Yeah.

949
00:48:07,318 --> 00:48:08,586
A success.

950
00:48:08,619 --> 00:48:10,188
[Fly buzzing]

951
00:48:10,221 --> 00:48:11,923
What's up?

952
00:48:14,392 --> 00:48:16,361
How was your day,
mom?

953
00:48:16,394 --> 00:48:18,129
Where are you going?

954
00:48:19,097 --> 00:48:21,099
What's he doing?

955
00:48:21,132 --> 00:48:23,268
I think
he's tracking a fly.

956
00:48:23,301 --> 00:48:24,902
♪ shoo, fly

957
00:48:24,936 --> 00:48:27,272
♪ don't bother me

958
00:48:27,305 --> 00:48:29,074
♪ shoo, fly

959
00:48:29,107 --> 00:48:31,809
♪ don't bother me

960
00:48:31,842 --> 00:48:33,111
♪ shoo, fly

961
00:48:33,144 --> 00:48:35,113
♪ don't bother me

962
00:48:35,146 --> 00:48:38,950
♪ 'cause you belong
to my friend Link ♪

963
00:48:38,984 --> 00:48:40,318
good catch.

964
00:48:40,351 --> 00:48:42,620
[Buzzing]

965
00:48:42,653 --> 00:48:44,055
[Gulp]

966
00:48:44,089 --> 00:48:46,457
Meat group.

967
00:48:47,658 --> 00:48:49,394
[Sniffing]

968
00:48:56,134 --> 00:48:58,436
He's into munching,
too, you know?

969
00:49:10,215 --> 00:49:13,618
Blades--finally
part of the elite.

970
00:49:13,651 --> 00:49:15,186
How cool are we?

971
00:49:15,220 --> 00:49:16,421
We're cool.

972
00:49:16,454 --> 00:49:18,189
David, I even showered, bro.

973
00:49:18,223 --> 00:49:19,624
Check out my--

974
00:49:19,657 --> 00:49:22,527
dude, I got the raddest
deodorant on, buddy.

975
00:49:22,560 --> 00:49:24,329
Take a whiff, bud.

976
00:49:24,362 --> 00:49:25,463
Dude, smell.

977
00:49:25,496 --> 00:49:27,132
♪ oh, no

978
00:49:27,165 --> 00:49:30,201
♪ you're invited,
but your friend can't come ♪

979
00:49:32,370 --> 00:49:34,105
Link. Hey.

980
00:49:36,207 --> 00:49:39,344
I am so glad
to see you.

981
00:49:41,646 --> 00:49:44,182
Hon, lose the geek squad.

982
00:49:44,215 --> 00:49:46,284
They're bad for your deal.

983
00:49:46,317 --> 00:49:48,286
Blades.

984
00:49:48,319 --> 00:49:51,622
Highway patrol,
barneys incoming.

985
00:49:52,890 --> 00:49:54,059
Get 'em.
Got 'em.

986
00:49:54,092 --> 00:49:55,526
Hey, Rob--

987
00:49:55,560 --> 00:49:57,028
oh!

988
00:49:58,496 --> 00:50:00,198
Good.
Good.

989
00:50:00,231 --> 00:50:02,200
That was not cool at all.

990
00:50:02,233 --> 00:50:04,969
You know, you could hurt
his pancreas.

991
00:50:12,443 --> 00:50:15,180
I like the ketchup
and mustard.

992
00:50:15,213 --> 00:50:17,415
Very avant-garde.

993
00:50:17,448 --> 00:50:19,584
Whoa.

994
00:50:19,617 --> 00:50:21,186
Is that me?

995
00:50:21,219 --> 00:50:22,187
Betty.

996
00:50:22,220 --> 00:50:23,088
Betty.

997
00:50:23,121 --> 00:50:24,189
Betty?

998
00:50:24,222 --> 00:50:26,191
Betty nugs.

999
00:50:26,224 --> 00:50:28,193
Betty nugs.

1000
00:50:28,226 --> 00:50:30,195
Robyn, don't forget.

1001
00:50:30,228 --> 00:50:32,363
We've been
naked together.

1002
00:50:35,633 --> 00:50:36,601
Nice body.

1003
00:50:36,634 --> 00:50:38,203
Remember when
we were together?

1004
00:50:38,236 --> 00:50:40,205
Did you show this
to anyone?

1005
00:50:40,238 --> 00:50:41,339
No.
That's your copy.

1006
00:50:41,372 --> 00:50:43,341
You can show
anyone you want.

1007
00:50:43,374 --> 00:50:44,342
Thanks, Dave.

1008
00:50:44,375 --> 00:50:45,943
Oh, I get it.

1009
00:50:45,976 --> 00:50:47,612
This is
your old girlfriend

1010
00:50:47,645 --> 00:50:49,280
in Estonia
or something.

1011
00:50:49,314 --> 00:50:52,283
Do you miss her?

1012
00:50:52,317 --> 00:50:55,453
Because
I can tell you
from experience,

1013
00:50:55,486 --> 00:50:58,089
long-distance
relationships
never work out.

1014
00:50:58,123 --> 00:50:59,857
Oh.

1015
00:51:11,136 --> 00:51:15,206
Estonia is a long ways
away, Link...

1016
00:51:15,240 --> 00:51:16,607
And I'm right here.

1017
00:51:16,641 --> 00:51:20,311
So let's work
on changing your mind...

1018
00:51:20,345 --> 00:51:21,546
Rad mobile.

1019
00:51:21,579 --> 00:51:23,080
Rad mobile.

1020
00:51:23,114 --> 00:51:24,081
Whoa.

1021
00:51:24,115 --> 00:51:25,383
Rad mobile.

1022
00:51:27,252 --> 00:51:29,086
Or not.

1023
00:51:29,120 --> 00:51:32,623
You just think I'm bad
for your act. That's all.

1024
00:51:32,657 --> 00:51:35,226
Right. And you think
I'm good for yours.

1025
00:51:35,260 --> 00:51:36,594
What?

1026
00:51:36,627 --> 00:51:38,095
Matt!

1027
00:51:38,129 --> 00:51:39,464
What are you doing?

1028
00:51:39,497 --> 00:51:41,832
You're not allowed in here.

1029
00:51:41,866 --> 00:51:44,169
Ha ha! Whoa!

1030
00:51:44,202 --> 00:51:47,972
Whoa!

1031
00:51:48,005 --> 00:51:50,508
Oh!
Aah!

1032
00:51:50,541 --> 00:51:52,076
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo!

1033
00:51:52,109 --> 00:51:53,478
Are you deaf, dork?

1034
00:51:53,511 --> 00:51:56,347
Didn't I forbid you
to speak to her?

1035
00:51:56,381 --> 00:51:58,816
Aah!

1036
00:52:00,151 --> 00:52:02,153
That's all, Link.
It's over.

1037
00:52:02,187 --> 00:52:03,120
Robyn: Matt!

1038
00:52:03,154 --> 00:52:04,455
Stoney:
End of story.

1039
00:52:11,028 --> 00:52:12,430
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

1040
00:52:12,463 --> 00:52:13,964
Aah!

1041
00:52:13,998 --> 00:52:16,301
Link: Weaze
the juice!

1042
00:52:16,334 --> 00:52:18,169
Hey!

1043
00:52:18,203 --> 00:52:20,438
You want a piece of me?

1044
00:52:24,975 --> 00:52:26,544
Oh, god!

1045
00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,181
Man: Fight! Fight!

1046
00:52:30,215 --> 00:52:31,949
I don't know you.

1047
00:52:31,982 --> 00:52:34,285
I don't like you.

1048
00:52:34,319 --> 00:52:36,187
As of now,

1049
00:52:36,221 --> 00:52:38,556
I'm all over you.

1050
00:52:52,370 --> 00:52:54,004
Did you see that?

1051
00:52:54,038 --> 00:52:56,407
The new kid,
he took it.

1052
00:52:56,441 --> 00:52:57,975
Whoa.
Whoa.

1053
00:52:58,008 --> 00:52:59,410
Don't just stand there.

1054
00:52:59,444 --> 00:53:02,012
Do something.
Stand up for yourself.

1055
00:53:02,046 --> 00:53:03,348
Hit him back.

1056
00:53:03,381 --> 00:53:04,915
Link, hit him back.

1057
00:53:04,949 --> 00:53:06,417
Where are you going?

1058
00:53:06,451 --> 00:53:07,985
What do you think

1059
00:53:08,018 --> 00:53:11,356
of your Bulgarian
dork-bud, now, hmm?

1060
00:53:11,389 --> 00:53:14,392
That was harsh,
Matt.

1061
00:53:16,961 --> 00:53:18,329
Let's get out
of here.

1062
00:53:18,363 --> 00:53:19,930
The stench of losers

1063
00:53:19,964 --> 00:53:21,932
is doing damage
to my sinuses.

1064
00:53:21,966 --> 00:53:23,334
Just stop it, Matt.

1065
00:53:23,368 --> 00:53:25,936
Just don't even
come near me.

1066
00:53:25,970 --> 00:53:27,338
Hey, watch it.

1067
00:53:27,372 --> 00:53:29,940
You know,
why don't you take this?

1068
00:53:29,974 --> 00:53:32,277
Because I don't think
I need it anymore.

1069
00:53:32,310 --> 00:53:34,245
Hey!

1070
00:53:34,279 --> 00:53:36,281
Can't believe
he got nailed.

1071
00:53:36,314 --> 00:53:37,615
He's a pacifist.

1072
00:53:37,648 --> 00:53:39,617
A pacifist
cave man?

1073
00:53:39,650 --> 00:53:40,618
You're mental.

1074
00:53:40,651 --> 00:53:42,587
Cave mans aren't
like us, Dave.

1075
00:53:42,620 --> 00:53:45,055
They fought for food
and survival.

1076
00:53:45,089 --> 00:53:47,191
They did not fight
for popularity.

1077
00:53:47,224 --> 00:53:49,193
What would he
be fighting for?

1078
00:53:49,226 --> 00:53:51,796
For face. For us.

1079
00:53:51,829 --> 00:53:52,797
To be cool.

1080
00:53:52,830 --> 00:53:53,598
Cool, huh?

1081
00:53:53,631 --> 00:53:55,533
He does not know
what cool is, Dave.

1082
00:53:55,566 --> 00:53:57,935
He doesn't know
where he is.

1083
00:53:57,968 --> 00:53:59,570
He knows nothing.

1084
00:54:00,971 --> 00:54:03,608
He's got to learn
how to defend himself.

1085
00:54:03,641 --> 00:54:05,209
Against what?

1086
00:54:05,242 --> 00:54:07,945
Against buttholes
like Matt.

1087
00:54:19,457 --> 00:54:20,491
Come on. Come on.

1088
00:54:20,525 --> 00:54:22,092
♪ I'm gonna knock you out

1089
00:54:22,126 --> 00:54:23,328
♪ mama said knock you out

1090
00:54:23,361 --> 00:54:25,430
♪ I'm gonna knock you out

1091
00:54:25,463 --> 00:54:28,433
♪ mama said knock you out

1092
00:54:28,466 --> 00:54:30,435
TV: Oh, airplane spin.

1093
00:54:30,468 --> 00:54:31,969
Going round and round.

1094
00:54:32,002 --> 00:54:33,338
Dave: Link, stop!

1095
00:54:33,371 --> 00:54:36,273
Hey, stop!

1096
00:54:37,375 --> 00:54:39,344
♪ knock you out

1097
00:54:59,664 --> 00:55:01,131
♪ I'm gonna knock you out

1098
00:55:01,165 --> 00:55:03,300
♪ mama said knock you out

1099
00:55:03,334 --> 00:55:05,336
♪ knock you out,
mama said knock you out ♪

1100
00:55:05,370 --> 00:55:06,604
hey! Hey! Hey!

1101
00:55:06,637 --> 00:55:08,172
Hey, Link! Aah!

1102
00:55:08,205 --> 00:55:10,040
Put me down, Link!

1103
00:55:10,074 --> 00:55:11,108
Aah!

1104
00:55:11,141 --> 00:55:12,610
♪ knock you out

1105
00:55:12,643 --> 00:55:15,179
stoney: Ow. My pancreas.

1106
00:55:16,180 --> 00:55:18,215
[Bell rings]

1107
00:55:18,248 --> 00:55:19,817
Hey, look.

1108
00:55:19,850 --> 00:55:20,818
Hey, dude, man.

1109
00:55:20,851 --> 00:55:22,887
You took it
from Wilson.

1110
00:55:22,920 --> 00:55:25,456
No one's ever
done that before
and survived.

1111
00:55:25,490 --> 00:55:27,458
Ye hee hee whoo!

1112
00:55:27,492 --> 00:55:30,327
Oh, man.

1113
00:55:39,504 --> 00:55:40,638
Mmm.

1114
00:55:41,906 --> 00:55:43,307
Whoo!

1115
00:55:43,340 --> 00:55:45,876
Link! Get back here!

1116
00:55:45,910 --> 00:55:48,045
Oh, my god.
He's so...

1117
00:55:52,583 --> 00:55:56,186
♪ Mattie told Hattie

1118
00:55:56,220 --> 00:55:59,490
♪ about a thing she saw

1119
00:55:59,524 --> 00:56:02,927
♪ had two big arms

1120
00:56:02,960 --> 00:56:04,429
♪ and a woolly jaw

1121
00:56:04,462 --> 00:56:07,932
♪ wooly bully

1122
00:56:07,965 --> 00:56:10,000
♪ wooly bully

1123
00:56:11,536 --> 00:56:13,103
♪ wooly bully

1124
00:56:13,137 --> 00:56:15,039
♪ wooly bully

1125
00:56:15,072 --> 00:56:16,574
♪ wooly bully ♪

1126
00:56:16,607 --> 00:56:17,575
hey.

1127
00:56:17,608 --> 00:56:18,576
Home slice.

1128
00:56:18,609 --> 00:56:20,177
What's up, man?

1129
00:56:20,210 --> 00:56:22,580
We'll see you
in Mr. Albert's
class, huh?

1130
00:56:22,613 --> 00:56:24,181
Slicey.

1131
00:56:24,214 --> 00:56:26,350
Hello, little one.

1132
00:56:28,586 --> 00:56:30,120
We took a vote,

1133
00:56:30,154 --> 00:56:31,355
and the computer
club feels

1134
00:56:31,388 --> 00:56:35,125
your presence will
be a valuable asset
to our organization.

1135
00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:37,127
Computer club.
Computer club.

1136
00:56:37,161 --> 00:56:38,929
Homeboy.

1137
00:56:42,500 --> 00:56:45,570
Why doesn't
that happen
when Matt hits me?

1138
00:56:45,603 --> 00:56:49,807
Give yourself a few
million years, David.

1139
00:56:55,613 --> 00:56:57,582
Beautiful orange skirt
you have.

1140
00:56:57,615 --> 00:57:01,218
That's a nice
bell-bottom outfit
you have.

1141
00:57:01,251 --> 00:57:03,220
Link. Link. Link.

1142
00:57:03,253 --> 00:57:04,622
Get down. Get down.

1143
00:57:04,655 --> 00:57:06,223
All right. Hey.

1144
00:57:06,256 --> 00:57:09,226
No. I was just playing.
I was just playing.

1145
00:57:09,259 --> 00:57:11,161
All right, cro-magnon man--

1146
00:57:11,195 --> 00:57:13,163
what you're looking
at here, class,

1147
00:57:13,197 --> 00:57:16,133
is a representation
of what cro-magnon man's
everyday life

1148
00:57:16,166 --> 00:57:17,434
may have been like.

1149
00:57:17,468 --> 00:57:19,136
If he was here today,

1150
00:57:19,169 --> 00:57:21,438
you could sit next to him
on a bus,

1151
00:57:21,472 --> 00:57:23,574
you would never know
the difference.

1152
00:57:23,608 --> 00:57:26,944
We're going to look
at the giant sloth.

1153
00:58:16,326 --> 00:58:17,828
[Roars]

1154
00:58:20,665 --> 00:58:22,299
[Screeches]

1155
00:58:23,534 --> 00:58:26,070
[Growls]

1156
00:58:30,407 --> 00:58:31,876
[Growls]

1157
00:58:31,909 --> 00:58:33,243
Uhh!

1158
00:58:33,277 --> 00:58:34,378
[Screeches]

1159
00:58:34,411 --> 00:58:35,913
Aah!

1160
00:58:37,414 --> 00:58:39,416
Class,
this is sabertooth cat.

1161
00:58:39,449 --> 00:58:41,418
Even though
he's been extinct

1162
00:58:41,451 --> 00:58:43,020
for well over 10,000 years,

1163
00:58:43,053 --> 00:58:45,155
while he was alive
you can imagine

1164
00:58:45,189 --> 00:58:47,558
that many a caveman
was a tasty meal

1165
00:58:47,592 --> 00:58:49,159
to one of these.

1166
00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,561
Link: Aah!

1167
00:58:50,595 --> 00:58:52,196
There's one now.

1168
00:58:52,229 --> 00:58:54,599
Let's go look
at the mammoth display,

1169
00:58:54,632 --> 00:58:56,400
our school mascot.

1170
00:58:58,235 --> 00:58:59,236
Come on.

1171
00:58:59,269 --> 00:59:00,605
Look out!

1172
00:59:00,638 --> 00:59:02,006
Whoa!

1173
00:59:13,651 --> 00:59:15,920
[Blowing]

1174
00:59:21,158 --> 00:59:23,127
Link, get out
from there.

1175
00:59:23,160 --> 00:59:24,228
Aah!

1176
00:59:24,261 --> 00:59:26,130
Look at him.
He's flipping out.

1177
00:59:26,163 --> 00:59:27,564
He knows, Dave.

1178
00:59:27,598 --> 00:59:28,565
What?

1179
00:59:28,599 --> 00:59:29,934
He knows.

1180
00:59:31,168 --> 00:59:34,138
He knows what
happened to him.

1181
00:59:34,171 --> 00:59:36,306
We have to
help him.

1182
00:59:39,176 --> 00:59:40,577
Link.

1183
00:59:42,079 --> 00:59:43,580
Link.

1184
00:59:43,614 --> 00:59:45,149
Link.

1185
00:59:45,182 --> 00:59:46,316
Ow.

1186
00:59:48,185 --> 00:59:49,319
Link.

1187
00:59:50,187 --> 00:59:51,321
Hey.

1188
00:59:52,623 --> 00:59:54,158
Stop it.

1189
00:59:54,191 --> 00:59:56,560
Look.
Hey, I understand.

1190
00:59:57,327 --> 00:59:58,963
Family.

1191
01:00:01,331 --> 01:00:03,167
Family.

1192
01:00:06,436 --> 01:00:07,504
Family.

1193
01:00:07,537 --> 01:00:08,438
You ok?

1194
01:00:08,472 --> 01:00:11,608
It's ok. Look, we're
your new family, man.

1195
01:00:11,642 --> 01:00:13,577
We're your new family.

1196
01:00:13,610 --> 01:00:16,280
It's ok.

1197
01:00:21,618 --> 01:00:23,921
It's all right.

1198
01:00:28,325 --> 01:00:31,028
He's burnt from all this.

1199
01:00:31,061 --> 01:00:34,131
Seeing as we started
the school year
as total losers

1200
01:00:34,164 --> 01:00:36,500
and now everyone
knows who we are,

1201
01:00:36,533 --> 01:00:40,104
I don't think
one mistake is
such a big deal.

1202
01:00:40,137 --> 01:00:41,471
You're doggin' him, Dave.

1203
01:00:41,505 --> 01:00:44,108
Just promise me
just a little more mellow?

1204
01:00:44,141 --> 01:00:45,475
Not so much?

1205
01:00:45,509 --> 01:00:46,476
Stoney.

1206
01:00:46,510 --> 01:00:48,145
Dave.

1207
01:00:49,146 --> 01:00:50,480
All right.

1208
01:00:50,514 --> 01:00:52,549
If it'll make you
feel better,

1209
01:00:52,582 --> 01:00:55,019
I'll be more mellow
with him.

1210
01:00:55,052 --> 01:00:56,386
Ok, Robyn sweeney.

1211
01:00:56,420 --> 01:00:57,387
Here.

1212
01:00:57,421 --> 01:00:58,455
Again?

1213
01:00:58,488 --> 01:01:02,459
I just can't quite get
that parallel-parking thing.

1214
01:01:02,492 --> 01:01:05,162
Whoa. Whoa.
Parallel parking
is not a thing.

1215
01:01:05,195 --> 01:01:06,897
Understand?
It's not a feeling,

1216
01:01:06,931 --> 01:01:08,298
it's not
a state of mind,

1217
01:01:08,332 --> 01:01:10,634
and it's not
one of your
disco dances.

1218
01:01:10,667 --> 01:01:12,169
Now get in the car,

1219
01:01:12,202 --> 01:01:14,171
and don't take it
personally.

1220
01:01:14,204 --> 01:01:15,973
Ok, Mr. beady.

1221
01:01:16,006 --> 01:01:17,341
Linkavitch Chomofsky.

1222
01:01:17,374 --> 01:01:18,475
Ooh. Ooh.

1223
01:01:18,508 --> 01:01:21,045
What are you
looking at?

1224
01:01:22,446 --> 01:01:24,248
Get inside the car.

1225
01:01:25,515 --> 01:01:29,053
I can shoot
your barber.

1226
01:01:29,086 --> 01:01:32,089
With Hemingway's
the sun also rises

1227
01:01:32,122 --> 01:01:37,194
where the blood sport
of bullfighting is used...

1228
01:01:37,227 --> 01:01:39,429
Uh-oh.

1229
01:01:41,966 --> 01:01:43,100
Oh, god!

1230
01:01:43,133 --> 01:01:44,501
Rad mobile!
Rad mobile!

1231
01:01:44,534 --> 01:01:46,270
Boys, will you sit down?

1232
01:01:47,972 --> 01:01:51,441
Mellow, Dave.
This isn't mellow.

1233
01:01:52,542 --> 01:01:55,079
Link! Link!

1234
01:01:57,147 --> 01:01:59,249
Dave.

1235
01:01:59,283 --> 01:02:01,418
Watch the people!
Grab the wheel!

1236
01:02:01,451 --> 01:02:03,788
Hey! Come on!

1237
01:02:07,091 --> 01:02:08,558
Tell him to stop!

1238
01:02:08,592 --> 01:02:10,094
Ok. Stop.

1239
01:02:10,127 --> 01:02:12,930
Didn't phase him, bro.

1240
01:02:12,963 --> 01:02:16,200
All right, Link,
joke's over. Stop.

1241
01:02:16,233 --> 01:02:17,534
Hey.

1242
01:02:17,567 --> 01:02:19,269
Stop that car,
young man.

1243
01:02:19,303 --> 01:02:23,240
No, Link! Both hands
on the wheel!

1244
01:02:26,476 --> 01:02:29,113
Who was that?
Who was that?

1245
01:02:29,146 --> 01:02:30,915
A car! A car!

1246
01:02:34,151 --> 01:02:35,485
Aah!

1247
01:02:35,519 --> 01:02:37,321
Close call, buddy.

1248
01:02:37,354 --> 01:02:40,490
Hey, buddy.

1249
01:02:40,524 --> 01:02:41,892
Hi, Rob.

1250
01:02:41,926 --> 01:02:43,393
Hi, Dave.

1251
01:02:44,428 --> 01:02:46,096
Red light!

1252
01:02:46,130 --> 01:02:47,297
Aah!

1253
01:02:54,304 --> 01:02:56,273
Boom! There he was up
on two wheels.

1254
01:02:56,306 --> 01:02:58,275
I've never seen
anything like this.

1255
01:02:58,308 --> 01:02:59,910
I don't teach that.

1256
01:02:59,944 --> 01:03:01,912
I got the license
plate number.

1257
01:03:01,946 --> 01:03:03,147
It's e684257.

1258
01:03:03,180 --> 01:03:04,581
You don't have to write

1259
01:03:04,614 --> 01:03:08,152
I left the keys
in the ignition, do you?

1260
01:03:08,185 --> 01:03:09,586
Ow!

1261
01:03:09,619 --> 01:03:12,957
I think he's got
the hang of it.

1262
01:03:18,162 --> 01:03:21,365
Well, that concludes
our parallel parking
for today.

1263
01:03:21,398 --> 01:03:22,933
Class dismissed.

1264
01:03:24,001 --> 01:03:27,471
Robyn: Link,
I think you just
failed driver's ed.

1265
01:03:27,504 --> 01:03:30,174
Hey, Link, wait up.

1266
01:03:30,207 --> 01:03:32,276
Where are we?

1267
01:03:32,309 --> 01:03:34,178
Great.

1268
01:03:34,211 --> 01:03:36,613
♪ move your body

1269
01:03:36,646 --> 01:03:38,815
♪ move your body
to the rhythm of love ♪

1270
01:03:38,849 --> 01:03:40,550
♪ move your body

1271
01:03:40,584 --> 01:03:43,120
♪ move your body
to the rhythm of love ♪

1272
01:03:43,153 --> 01:03:44,554
hola, mi amigos.

1273
01:03:44,588 --> 01:03:47,457
Is it ok
if I just chill
upon here?

1274
01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:48,492
Odalã©.

1275
01:03:48,525 --> 01:03:50,060
Amigo, huh?

1276
01:03:50,094 --> 01:03:53,163
You want
to be a man, ã©se?

1277
01:03:53,197 --> 01:03:54,564
Uh, eventually,
yeah,

1278
01:03:54,598 --> 01:03:56,566
but I'm almost
there. Look.

1279
01:03:56,600 --> 01:03:58,168
Look at my patch,
bro.

1280
01:03:58,202 --> 01:03:59,169
Whoa.
Whoa.

1281
01:03:59,203 --> 01:04:00,971
Macho.

1282
01:04:02,206 --> 01:04:04,174
This is Tequila, right?

1283
01:04:04,208 --> 01:04:05,475
Hmm.

1284
01:04:05,509 --> 01:04:07,411
Wait, where's the worm?

1285
01:04:07,444 --> 01:04:10,247
The worm's
right there, ã©se.

1286
01:04:10,280 --> 01:04:12,016
Uh-uh. I'm a weasel.

1287
01:04:12,049 --> 01:04:14,318
[Imitating weasel]

1288
01:04:15,452 --> 01:04:16,353
A weasel, eh?

1289
01:04:16,386 --> 01:04:17,354
Yeah.

1290
01:04:17,387 --> 01:04:18,422
You want to be a man,
weasel?

1291
01:04:18,455 --> 01:04:19,924
You want to
be a man, ã©se?

1292
01:04:19,957 --> 01:04:21,225
Then drink like an hombre.

1293
01:04:21,258 --> 01:04:22,927
No, I can't.
No. I'm not gonna.

1294
01:04:22,960 --> 01:04:23,928
What?

1295
01:04:23,961 --> 01:04:26,330
Aah! You guys!

1296
01:04:26,363 --> 01:04:28,432
It's disrespectful,
weasel!

1297
01:04:28,465 --> 01:04:30,100
Be a man, ã©se.
Come on.

1298
01:04:30,134 --> 01:04:31,435
Drink it up.
Let's go.

1299
01:04:31,468 --> 01:04:33,237
Drink like a man, ã©se.

1300
01:04:33,270 --> 01:04:35,072
You can do it, ã©se.
You can do it.

1301
01:04:35,105 --> 01:04:37,942
Andale!

1302
01:04:37,975 --> 01:04:41,611
[Howling]

1303
01:04:41,645 --> 01:04:44,414
Come on!
Otra! Otra!

1304
01:04:44,448 --> 01:04:49,253
Otra vez! Otra vez!
Otra vez! Otra!

1305
01:04:49,286 --> 01:04:52,122
Ok, ok, ok. Stop.

1306
01:04:53,157 --> 01:04:54,124
5 more, man.

1307
01:04:54,158 --> 01:04:56,860
[Chanting] Weasel! Weasel!

1308
01:04:56,893 --> 01:04:59,396
Weasel! Weasel! Weasel!

1309
01:04:59,429 --> 01:05:02,066
Weasel! Weasel! Weasel!

1310
01:05:02,099 --> 01:05:03,600
[Howling]

1311
01:05:06,070 --> 01:05:08,272
Weasel! Weasel! Weasel!

1312
01:05:08,305 --> 01:05:09,273
Wait, wait!
Stop, stop!

1313
01:05:09,306 --> 01:05:11,308
Dude, do I have
to pay for 'em?

1314
01:05:11,341 --> 01:05:13,110
[Howling]

1315
01:05:13,143 --> 01:05:14,878
♪ move your body

1316
01:05:14,911 --> 01:05:16,313
♪ move your body

1317
01:05:16,346 --> 01:05:19,549
♪ move your body
to the rhythm of love ♪

1318
01:05:19,583 --> 01:05:21,585
♪ move your body

1319
01:05:21,618 --> 01:05:22,586
hey.

1320
01:05:22,619 --> 01:05:24,254
Hey, stone.

1321
01:05:24,288 --> 01:05:25,922
Where's Link?

1322
01:05:25,956 --> 01:05:27,457
Dancing.

1323
01:05:27,491 --> 01:05:30,160
♪ move your body
to the rhythm of love ♪

1324
01:05:30,194 --> 01:05:32,129
cool. Let's go.
Let's go dance.

1325
01:05:32,162 --> 01:05:34,131
No. I'm not good
at dancing.

1326
01:05:34,164 --> 01:05:36,133
Dave, you are too uptight.

1327
01:05:36,166 --> 01:05:38,935
I just don't like
to dance.

1328
01:05:38,969 --> 01:05:40,937
Hey, weasels,
what's happening?

1329
01:05:40,971 --> 01:05:42,939
Hey. Enrique, Dave.
Enrique.

1330
01:05:42,973 --> 01:05:46,510
Hey, man, you vatos see
that muchacha over there?

1331
01:05:46,543 --> 01:05:48,112
You see her?

1332
01:05:48,145 --> 01:05:49,479
You see her?

1333
01:05:49,513 --> 01:05:51,515
Don't be looking
at her, man!

1334
01:05:51,548 --> 01:05:53,083
You see her?

1335
01:05:53,117 --> 01:05:55,952
If I see any man looking
at my muchacha,

1336
01:05:55,986 --> 01:05:59,956
that man will no longer
be recognizable as a man.

1337
01:05:59,990 --> 01:06:01,358
Now I want you vatos

1338
01:06:01,391 --> 01:06:03,960
to have a good time,
all right?

1339
01:06:03,994 --> 01:06:05,462
See you later, weasels.

1340
01:06:05,495 --> 01:06:06,330
Ahh.

1341
01:06:06,363 --> 01:06:08,598
♪ feel the rhythm

1342
01:06:08,632 --> 01:06:10,467
♪ feel the rhythm
everywhere ♪

1343
01:06:10,500 --> 01:06:12,336
♪ feel the rhythm

1344
01:06:12,369 --> 01:06:14,604
♪ feel-feel-feel-feel
the rhythm ♪

1345
01:06:14,638 --> 01:06:16,473
♪ move your body

1346
01:06:16,506 --> 01:06:18,442
♪ move your body
to the rhythm of love ♪

1347
01:06:18,475 --> 01:06:20,610
♪ move your body ♪

1348
01:06:28,318 --> 01:06:31,821
Chomofsky...chomofsky...

1349
01:06:31,855 --> 01:06:33,490
Got it.

1350
01:06:34,358 --> 01:06:35,959
Chomofsky.

1351
01:06:37,661 --> 01:06:42,499
"Rabies, distemper,
flea dip."

1352
01:06:43,367 --> 01:06:44,968
What is this?

1353
01:06:45,001 --> 01:06:46,970
It's a dog license, man.

1354
01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:47,971
Whoa.

1355
01:06:48,004 --> 01:06:49,506
Animal shelter.

1356
01:06:52,409 --> 01:06:56,346
What are the two biggest
losers in school hiding?

1357
01:06:56,380 --> 01:06:57,914
A dog?

1358
01:06:57,947 --> 01:07:00,250
It's not
his license.

1359
01:07:01,951 --> 01:07:03,920
Mm-hmm.

1360
01:07:04,954 --> 01:07:06,856
Let's get out of here.

1361
01:07:06,890 --> 01:07:08,558
♪ yeah

1362
01:07:08,592 --> 01:07:12,162
♪ you know you really
turn me on ♪

1363
01:07:13,230 --> 01:07:16,233
♪ come on now, hon, yeah

1364
01:07:16,266 --> 01:07:19,869
♪ you know you really
turn me on ♪

1365
01:07:19,903 --> 01:07:22,072
♪ you do, you do

1366
01:07:22,106 --> 01:07:25,175
♪ and when, when,
oh, when you do it ♪

1367
01:07:25,209 --> 01:07:27,577
♪ uh, uh, uh, oh

1368
01:07:27,611 --> 01:07:29,846
♪ that's my song

1369
01:07:35,219 --> 01:07:38,422
♪ come on now, baby, yeah

1370
01:07:38,455 --> 01:07:42,426
♪ come on and do it
to me please ♪

1371
01:07:42,459 --> 01:07:45,095
aah!

1372
01:07:49,833 --> 01:07:51,801
♪ do it, let's do it

1373
01:07:51,835 --> 01:07:54,571
♪ hip, hip, hip,
you do it ♪

1374
01:07:54,604 --> 01:07:57,207
♪ come on,
uh, uh, uh, oh ♪

1375
01:07:57,241 --> 01:07:59,143
♪ that's my song

1376
01:07:59,176 --> 01:08:01,211
♪ let's do it,
let's do it ♪

1377
01:08:01,245 --> 01:08:02,579
♪ you're turning me on

1378
01:08:02,612 --> 01:08:04,581
♪ let's do it,
let's do it ♪

1379
01:08:04,614 --> 01:08:07,584
♪ come on now,
let's do a twirl ♪

1380
01:08:07,617 --> 01:08:11,255
♪ come on,
and do it to me ♪

1381
01:08:12,622 --> 01:08:15,959
♪ come on,
let's do a twirl ♪

1382
01:08:37,347 --> 01:08:38,948
You're right, ã©se.

1383
01:08:38,982 --> 01:08:40,284
She's not worth it.

1384
01:08:40,317 --> 01:08:42,186
Yeah, the vato's
got a point.

1385
01:08:42,219 --> 01:08:44,954
Hey, she ain't
worth it, homes.

1386
01:08:47,991 --> 01:08:48,925
Come here, vato.

1387
01:08:48,958 --> 01:08:51,161
♪ let's do it,
let's do it ♪♪

1388
01:08:53,497 --> 01:08:54,964
police.

1389
01:08:54,998 --> 01:08:56,633
Inmigraciã³n.

1390
01:08:56,666 --> 01:08:58,535
Oh, god!
Let's get out of here!

1391
01:08:58,568 --> 01:08:59,936
Oh, shit.

1392
01:09:01,971 --> 01:09:04,941
Stone, stone, look.
Take Robyn.

1393
01:09:04,974 --> 01:09:06,176
[Belches]

1394
01:09:06,210 --> 01:09:07,944
Robyn, take stone.

1395
01:09:07,977 --> 01:09:08,945
Get him out of here.

1396
01:09:08,978 --> 01:09:10,447
I'll meet up
with you guys later.

1397
01:09:10,480 --> 01:09:12,616
All right, get out of here.

1398
01:09:12,649 --> 01:09:14,318
Link!

1399
01:09:14,351 --> 01:09:16,052
Link!

1400
01:09:16,085 --> 01:09:18,054
Link! Link!

1401
01:09:18,087 --> 01:09:21,057
The cops are here.
Get down. Get down.

1402
01:09:21,090 --> 01:09:24,060
Come on.
We're going to get busted.

1403
01:09:24,093 --> 01:09:26,463
You are busted.

1404
01:09:34,070 --> 01:09:38,475
Stoney is
the crustiest vato

1405
01:09:38,508 --> 01:09:41,077
I've ever witnessed.

1406
01:09:41,110 --> 01:09:45,415
So don't harsh his gig,
buddy.

1407
01:09:45,449 --> 01:09:48,318
Ow!
Ow!
Ow!

1408
01:09:54,458 --> 01:09:57,060
Buddy.

1409
01:09:57,093 --> 01:09:58,061
Bye, guys.

1410
01:09:58,094 --> 01:09:59,429
Drive safely.

1411
01:09:59,463 --> 01:10:01,064
[Honks horn]

1412
01:10:01,097 --> 01:10:03,433
Nice element you're
hanging out with.

1413
01:10:03,467 --> 01:10:06,069
Who are your friends
in the lowrider?

1414
01:10:06,102 --> 01:10:09,072
None of your business,
Matt. Go home.

1415
01:10:09,105 --> 01:10:10,240
Huh.

1416
01:10:16,045 --> 01:10:18,415
What time do you want me

1417
01:10:18,448 --> 01:10:21,017
to pick you up
tomorrow night?

1418
01:10:21,050 --> 01:10:23,019
It's the prom, remember?

1419
01:10:23,052 --> 01:10:25,955
You know,
you are just like
everyone else.

1420
01:10:25,989 --> 01:10:28,958
All you care about
is what people think.

1421
01:10:28,992 --> 01:10:31,395
Oh, it's really pathetic.

1422
01:10:31,428 --> 01:10:33,430
Hey, watch it.

1423
01:10:34,398 --> 01:10:39,202
Matt, I'm not going
to the prom with you.

1424
01:10:40,437 --> 01:10:43,973
I want to go with somebody
who's really cool,

1425
01:10:44,007 --> 01:10:47,611
who's not afraid
of being himself
or having fun.

1426
01:10:51,915 --> 01:10:53,249
Good night.

1427
01:10:56,486 --> 01:10:59,122
Who's cooler than me?

1428
01:11:00,123 --> 01:11:01,458
Your phone call.

1429
01:11:01,491 --> 01:11:04,260
You got one.
Make it quick.

1430
01:11:08,097 --> 01:11:09,232
Thanks.

1431
01:11:11,535 --> 01:11:13,937
[Telephone rings]

1432
01:11:13,970 --> 01:11:16,072
Matthew Wilson.

1433
01:11:18,007 --> 01:11:19,108
Hello.

1434
01:11:19,142 --> 01:11:20,977
Robyn.

1435
01:11:21,010 --> 01:11:23,347
Dave, did you guys
get away ok?

1436
01:11:23,380 --> 01:11:25,349
We're in prison.
It's been great.

1437
01:11:25,382 --> 01:11:28,418
Look, this is
my one phone call,

1438
01:11:28,452 --> 01:11:30,987
and I'm using it
to ask you

1439
01:11:31,020 --> 01:11:33,423
to go to the prom
with me.

1440
01:11:33,457 --> 01:11:34,924
So just say yes.

1441
01:11:34,958 --> 01:11:37,026
No.

1442
01:11:37,060 --> 01:11:39,262
Why not?

1443
01:11:39,295 --> 01:11:41,431
I want to go with Link.

1444
01:11:41,465 --> 01:11:42,432
What?

1445
01:11:42,466 --> 01:11:44,434
Look, will you
just ask Link

1446
01:11:44,468 --> 01:11:46,002
if he'll go with me?

1447
01:11:46,035 --> 01:11:47,270
You want me to what?

1448
01:11:47,303 --> 01:11:49,373
Look, I'm sorry.

1449
01:11:49,406 --> 01:11:51,040
I tell you what.

1450
01:11:51,074 --> 01:11:52,442
We'll all go together.

1451
01:11:52,476 --> 01:11:55,211
We'll have a great time.
How about that?

1452
01:11:56,480 --> 01:11:57,847
Dave.

1453
01:12:41,958 --> 01:12:44,260
Hey, David!

1454
01:12:45,429 --> 01:12:46,430
Hey.

1455
01:12:46,463 --> 01:12:52,201
¿cã³mo estã¡ usted
muy bonitas de dia?

1456
01:12:52,235 --> 01:12:54,370
Hey, wait. How was jail?

1457
01:12:54,404 --> 01:12:56,372
Did you meet anyone?

1458
01:12:56,406 --> 01:12:59,909
Hey, wait! Wait up!

1459
01:13:24,968 --> 01:13:27,937
Look,
things just didn't
turn out right.

1460
01:13:27,971 --> 01:13:30,940
I mean,
I don't want them
cutting you up

1461
01:13:30,974 --> 01:13:32,942
into little pieces
or anything.

1462
01:13:32,976 --> 01:13:35,945
This is just
what's best for you.

1463
01:13:35,979 --> 01:13:38,948
It's best for me,
too, all right.

1464
01:13:38,982 --> 01:13:40,116
Here.

1465
01:13:44,488 --> 01:13:46,322
For rad mobile.

1466
01:13:46,355 --> 01:13:47,957
For rad mobile.

1467
01:13:47,991 --> 01:13:51,160
Yeah. Put them
in your pocket.

1468
01:13:54,964 --> 01:13:57,300
Don't look
at me like that.

1469
01:13:57,333 --> 01:14:00,604
This is just the way
it's got to be.

1470
01:14:00,637 --> 01:14:03,607
Go on.
Get out of here.

1471
01:14:05,374 --> 01:14:07,410
Go on.

1472
01:14:07,443 --> 01:14:10,146
Go on. Leave.

1473
01:14:11,515 --> 01:14:13,016
Go.

1474
01:14:17,353 --> 01:14:18,955
I'm sorry.

1475
01:14:22,358 --> 01:14:23,960
Hey, hey, hey, hey.

1476
01:14:23,993 --> 01:14:25,328
Talk to me, Dave.

1477
01:14:25,361 --> 01:14:28,331
Let me know what's
going on, man.

1478
01:14:28,364 --> 01:14:29,966
What are you doing?

1479
01:14:29,999 --> 01:14:31,334
I'm letting him go.

1480
01:14:31,367 --> 01:14:32,335
What?

1481
01:14:32,368 --> 01:14:34,938
Look, I can't
handle him anymore.

1482
01:14:34,971 --> 01:14:37,306
Besides,
he'll be better off
with somebody else.

1483
01:14:37,340 --> 01:14:38,942
No, he's not, Dave.

1484
01:14:38,975 --> 01:14:40,944
Listen to me.
Call him back.

1485
01:14:40,977 --> 01:14:42,311
I can't take it anymore.

1486
01:14:42,345 --> 01:14:44,313
I'm not kidding.
Call him back.

1487
01:14:44,347 --> 01:14:46,049
It's done, man.

1488
01:14:46,082 --> 01:14:48,184
I'm serious.
Call him back.
That's harsh.

1489
01:14:48,217 --> 01:14:49,619
He's not
my responsibility.

1490
01:14:49,653 --> 01:14:53,356
You're the one who wheezed
off his gig the whole time

1491
01:14:53,389 --> 01:14:55,959
because you thought maybe
it'd get you somewhere,

1492
01:14:55,992 --> 01:14:57,861
and now the guy gets
a little crusty,

1493
01:14:57,894 --> 01:14:59,963
and you're just
going to bag him.

1494
01:14:59,996 --> 01:15:03,366
I'm sorry.
That's not how it works
with friends, man.

1495
01:15:03,399 --> 01:15:04,968
You don't
bag your friends

1496
01:15:05,001 --> 01:15:07,971
because they get
in your way,
no matter what.

1497
01:15:08,004 --> 01:15:11,407
You've only cared
about nugs, chillin',
and grindage.

1498
01:15:11,440 --> 01:15:13,376
I happen to care
right now.

1499
01:15:13,409 --> 01:15:15,011
That's convenient.

1500
01:15:15,044 --> 01:15:16,913
You came along
for the ride,

1501
01:15:16,946 --> 01:15:18,915
and you let me
do the dirty work

1502
01:15:18,948 --> 01:15:21,918
because you thought
it might work out
to your advantage.

1503
01:15:21,951 --> 01:15:23,920
Those are desperate words
of a loser.

1504
01:15:23,953 --> 01:15:25,922
Maybe Matt Wilson
was right about you.

1505
01:15:25,955 --> 01:15:27,356
Take that back,
stoney.

1506
01:15:27,390 --> 01:15:29,225
No, you take it back.

1507
01:15:29,258 --> 01:15:31,027
Take it back!

1508
01:15:37,233 --> 01:15:39,502
You're a loser.

1509
01:15:41,605 --> 01:15:43,907
All right.

1510
01:15:46,976 --> 01:15:48,177
I'm sorry.

1511
01:15:48,211 --> 01:15:49,946
Family.

1512
01:15:53,482 --> 01:15:56,219
You can let go, Link.

1513
01:15:59,055 --> 01:16:00,423
I'm sorry, man.

1514
01:16:00,456 --> 01:16:02,025
It's ok.

1515
01:16:02,058 --> 01:16:05,028
I don't know
what got into me.

1516
01:16:05,061 --> 01:16:06,295
I'm sorry.

1517
01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:09,933
I didn't mean it, stone.

1518
01:16:11,467 --> 01:16:13,236
I'm sorry about it.

1519
01:16:16,973 --> 01:16:18,274
Ow!

1520
01:16:25,114 --> 01:16:27,617
[Rap song playing]

1521
01:16:28,451 --> 01:16:30,219
You look great.

1522
01:16:31,020 --> 01:16:32,421
Have a good time.

1523
01:16:32,455 --> 01:16:33,990
You deserve it.

1524
01:16:34,023 --> 01:16:35,424
[Doorbell rings]

1525
01:16:35,458 --> 01:16:36,993
[Sniffing]

1526
01:16:37,026 --> 01:16:38,628
If you touch her...

1527
01:16:41,965 --> 01:16:43,399
So you think
they're ready?

1528
01:16:43,432 --> 01:16:44,968
I don't know.

1529
01:16:45,001 --> 01:16:46,402
Dave!

1530
01:16:46,435 --> 01:16:48,604
Dave, hey.

1531
01:16:49,873 --> 01:16:51,074
Hey.

1532
01:16:51,107 --> 01:16:53,242
You're not ready.

1533
01:16:53,276 --> 01:16:55,278
I can't go.

1534
01:16:55,311 --> 01:16:56,612
Of course you can.

1535
01:16:56,646 --> 01:16:58,614
Just turn around
and go upstairs,

1536
01:16:58,648 --> 01:16:59,949
put something on.

1537
01:16:59,983 --> 01:17:03,086
No, really, I can't.
I'm on probation.

1538
01:17:03,119 --> 01:17:04,487
I'm grounded.

1539
01:17:07,390 --> 01:17:09,458
Hi, Link.
You look great.

1540
01:17:09,492 --> 01:17:11,627
You guys go.
Have a good time.

1541
01:17:11,661 --> 01:17:13,462
Come on. Let go.

1542
01:17:13,496 --> 01:17:15,999
Oh, no, no, no.
Come on.

1543
01:17:16,032 --> 01:17:17,433
Dave, are you sure?

1544
01:17:17,466 --> 01:17:18,935
Go.
Have a good time.

1545
01:17:18,968 --> 01:17:21,370
Go on.
Get out of here.

1546
01:17:21,404 --> 01:17:22,972
Have a good time.

1547
01:17:23,006 --> 01:17:24,607
Drive safely.

1548
01:17:25,408 --> 01:17:27,944
God, she smells good.

1549
01:17:31,414 --> 01:17:32,548
To Link.

1550
01:17:32,581 --> 01:17:36,052
May he have a cool time
at the prom.

1551
01:17:36,085 --> 01:17:37,854
To Linkage.

1552
01:17:44,493 --> 01:17:46,462
There's always college.

1553
01:17:46,495 --> 01:17:48,965
Junior college.

1554
01:17:54,003 --> 01:17:56,072
Link, get down here.

1555
01:17:58,507 --> 01:18:00,376
Give me a boost.

1556
01:18:40,416 --> 01:18:41,584
Whoa.

1557
01:18:45,889 --> 01:18:48,925
Ha ha ha!

1558
01:18:51,327 --> 01:18:52,796
Gotcha.

1559
01:18:55,832 --> 01:18:56,800
Dave!

1560
01:18:56,833 --> 01:18:58,434
Stoney, come on.

1561
01:18:58,467 --> 01:19:00,069
Uh-oh.

1562
01:19:00,103 --> 01:19:01,437
Hey, what are you doing?

1563
01:19:01,470 --> 01:19:03,072
What are you doing?

1564
01:19:03,106 --> 01:19:05,041
Give me back
those pictures.

1565
01:19:05,074 --> 01:19:06,242
No.

1566
01:19:07,110 --> 01:19:08,444
Hey, come back here.

1567
01:19:08,477 --> 01:19:10,479
They took
the polaroids.

1568
01:19:10,513 --> 01:19:12,081
Come on.

1569
01:19:12,115 --> 01:19:14,483
Come on. Those
are our pictures.

1570
01:19:26,429 --> 01:19:29,132
And it's unanimous.

1571
01:19:29,165 --> 01:19:31,567
The vote for prom king
goes to--

1572
01:19:31,600 --> 01:19:33,169
wait!

1573
01:19:35,171 --> 01:19:36,940
Wait!

1574
01:19:39,943 --> 01:19:41,277
What are you
trying to do, Matt?

1575
01:19:41,310 --> 01:19:42,946
Come on. Stop it.

1576
01:19:46,482 --> 01:19:49,285
This is our school, right?

1577
01:19:49,318 --> 01:19:50,619
Yeah.
Yeah.

1578
01:19:50,653 --> 01:19:52,588
And we have a right to know

1579
01:19:52,621 --> 01:19:55,925
if something bogus
is going down

1580
01:19:55,959 --> 01:19:57,293
in our school, right?

1581
01:19:57,326 --> 01:19:59,462
Right.
Right.

1582
01:19:59,495 --> 01:20:02,932
This Hummer right here
is taking you for a ride.

1583
01:20:05,001 --> 01:20:07,136
His name isn't
Linkovitch Chomofsky,

1584
01:20:07,170 --> 01:20:09,305
and he's not from Estonia.

1585
01:20:09,338 --> 01:20:12,475
Matt, will you just
stop this already?

1586
01:20:12,508 --> 01:20:14,477
Shoosh!

1587
01:20:14,510 --> 01:20:17,280
Trust me.

1588
01:20:17,313 --> 01:20:20,984
They've all been lying
to us,

1589
01:20:21,017 --> 01:20:22,818
but I found out.

1590
01:20:24,087 --> 01:20:25,989
I know the truth.

1591
01:20:26,022 --> 01:20:28,457
Do you want to know
the truth?

1592
01:20:28,491 --> 01:20:29,959
Yeah.
Yeah.

1593
01:20:29,993 --> 01:20:33,629
Do you want to know
what he really is?

1594
01:20:33,662 --> 01:20:35,631
Yeah!
Yeah!

1595
01:20:35,664 --> 01:20:38,034
Girl:
What's the secret?

1596
01:20:40,003 --> 01:20:42,071
He's a caveman.

1597
01:20:46,042 --> 01:20:48,477
No. No!

1598
01:20:48,511 --> 01:20:51,214
Look! He's a freak!

1599
01:20:55,118 --> 01:20:57,053
I got pictures.

1600
01:20:57,086 --> 01:20:58,821
No!

1601
01:20:58,854 --> 01:21:00,223
Let me see those pictures.

1602
01:21:00,256 --> 01:21:01,925
Give me back those pictures.

1603
01:21:01,958 --> 01:21:03,359
Give me those.

1604
01:21:03,392 --> 01:21:04,427
No.

1605
01:21:04,460 --> 01:21:06,262
Dave!

1606
01:21:09,098 --> 01:21:11,500
Hmm-mmm!

1607
01:21:11,534 --> 01:21:14,003
What are you doing,
fag?

1608
01:21:18,107 --> 01:21:19,075
Whoa.

1609
01:21:19,108 --> 01:21:20,076
Hey.

1610
01:21:20,109 --> 01:21:21,244
Hey!

1611
01:21:22,578 --> 01:21:24,613
Hey!

1612
01:21:24,647 --> 01:21:28,051
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!

1613
01:21:28,084 --> 01:21:30,286
Hey!

1614
01:21:36,425 --> 01:21:38,928
Watch, watch, watch.

1615
01:21:47,470 --> 01:21:49,238
Uh-huh.

1616
01:21:52,075 --> 01:21:53,909
Shoosh!

1617
01:22:04,653 --> 01:22:05,989
Ow!

1618
01:22:14,597 --> 01:22:17,100
♪ she likes
to feed the monkey ♪

1619
01:22:17,133 --> 01:22:18,934
♪ she likes
to feed the monkey ♪

1620
01:22:18,968 --> 01:22:20,303
♪ she likes
to feed the monkey ♪

1621
01:22:20,336 --> 01:22:21,604
♪ she likes to boogie

1622
01:22:21,637 --> 01:22:24,607
♪ well, you got
to let me tell you ♪

1623
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:26,009
♪ all the story

1624
01:22:26,042 --> 01:22:30,413
♪ of a hometown boy
and his monkey ♪

1625
01:22:30,446 --> 01:22:32,081
♪ he's got that kind
of monkey ♪

1626
01:22:32,115 --> 01:22:33,449
♪ that the girls
want to know ♪

1627
01:22:33,482 --> 01:22:36,152
♪ he likes
to take his monkey ♪

1628
01:22:36,185 --> 01:22:38,087
♪ every place that he goes

1629
01:22:46,029 --> 01:22:50,166
Ow!

1630
01:22:51,034 --> 01:22:52,335
♪ to feed the monkey

1631
01:22:52,368 --> 01:22:54,170
♪ didn't you know

1632
01:22:54,203 --> 01:22:55,104
watch this.

1633
01:22:55,138 --> 01:22:56,439
♪ a funky monkey

1634
01:22:56,472 --> 01:22:59,108
♪ I didn't really know

1635
01:22:59,142 --> 01:23:00,476
♪ how did
he get so hungry? ♪

1636
01:23:00,509 --> 01:23:01,510
♪ I'd like to know

1637
01:23:01,544 --> 01:23:04,447
♪ would you
feed my monkey? ♪

1638
01:23:04,480 --> 01:23:08,117
♪ would you like to do
the wild thing? ♪

1639
01:23:08,151 --> 01:23:09,985
♪ my monkey don't scratch,
my monkey don't bite ♪

1640
01:23:10,019 --> 01:23:12,155
♪ my monkey don't swing
in no tree ♪

1641
01:23:12,188 --> 01:23:13,456
♪ my monkey don't chill,
my monkey don't drool ♪

1642
01:23:13,489 --> 01:23:15,058
♪ my monkey don't start
a thing ♪

1643
01:23:15,091 --> 01:23:17,993
♪ my monkey don't freak,
my monkey don't care ♪

1644
01:23:18,027 --> 01:23:19,495
♪ my monkey
gonna be ok ♪

1645
01:23:19,528 --> 01:23:21,464
♪ you tell my monkey
you want to eat ♪

1646
01:23:21,497 --> 01:23:24,333
♪ then he'll turn
into a big old ape ♪♪

1647
01:23:28,003 --> 01:23:32,007
[Tarzan yell]

1648
01:23:37,613 --> 01:23:39,582
[Honking horn]

1649
01:23:39,615 --> 01:23:42,251
Hey, party!

1650
01:23:50,093 --> 01:23:52,061
What you did
was pretty cool.

1651
01:23:52,095 --> 01:23:54,063
Who cares about cool
anyway, right?

1652
01:23:54,097 --> 01:23:55,164
Right.

1653
01:23:55,198 --> 01:23:58,067
Well, there was one
really cool thing

1654
01:23:58,101 --> 01:24:00,069
I wanted
to show you.

1655
01:24:00,103 --> 01:24:01,270
What?

1656
01:24:01,304 --> 01:24:02,938
This.

1657
01:24:14,917 --> 01:24:17,220
Oh, Dave.

1658
01:24:17,253 --> 01:24:18,421
Hey, buddy.

1659
01:24:26,629 --> 01:24:29,398
[Alarm sounding]

1660
01:24:29,432 --> 01:24:32,135
Aah!
Aah!

1661
01:24:42,245 --> 01:24:44,947
Stoney: It's your cavenug.

1662
01:24:45,981 --> 01:24:47,616
Aah!

1663
01:24:47,650 --> 01:24:49,218
Ha ha ha!

1664
01:24:49,252 --> 01:24:50,586
Ow!

1665
01:24:50,619 --> 01:24:53,456
Aah!

1666
01:24:54,590 --> 01:24:56,892
Yeah!

1667
01:24:56,925 --> 01:25:00,296
Ow!
Ow!

1668
01:25:00,329 --> 01:25:02,931
Oh, yeah.

1669
01:25:02,965 --> 01:25:05,268
Yeah, buddy.
She is so greasy.

1670
01:25:05,301 --> 01:25:06,269
Duh!

1671
01:25:06,302 --> 01:25:08,171
Aah. Hey.

1672
01:25:08,204 --> 01:25:13,075
Ow!

1673
01:25:21,617 --> 01:25:23,586
I'll be ba-ack.

1674
01:25:26,322 --> 01:25:29,292
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buena vista television

1675
01:25:29,325 --> 01:25:33,028
ow! Yeah, stoners!

1676
01:25:33,061 --> 01:25:34,330
What's up, bro?

1677
01:25:34,363 --> 01:25:35,331
Whoo!

1678
01:25:35,364 --> 01:25:37,933
Party fiesta!

1679
01:25:37,966 --> 01:25:40,936
Captioning performed by
the national captioning
institute, inc.

1680
01:25:40,969 --> 01:25:44,039
Public performance of captions
prohibited without permission of
national captioning institute

1681
01:25:49,345 --> 01:25:52,181
♪ your little woman got
that look in her eyes ♪

1682
01:25:52,215 --> 01:25:53,949
♪ wanna cut me down
to size ♪

1683
01:25:53,982 --> 01:25:56,485
♪ show me what you
gonna do ♪

1684
01:25:57,853 --> 01:25:59,888
♪ it's true

1685
01:26:01,524 --> 01:26:04,193
♪ who's that gorilla
standin' by your side? ♪

1686
01:26:04,227 --> 01:26:06,195
♪ oh, no,
that must be a ride ♪

1687
01:26:06,229 --> 01:26:08,831
♪ you wouldn't be
with such a fool ♪

1688
01:26:09,665 --> 01:26:12,134
♪ call your mama, too

1689
01:26:14,002 --> 01:26:17,139
♪ there's somethin' over
here I want you to see ♪

1690
01:26:17,172 --> 01:26:18,307
♪ there's a party

1691
01:26:18,341 --> 01:26:20,075
♪ but it isn't for free

1692
01:26:20,108 --> 01:26:22,411
♪ get somethin' straight
between you and me ♪

1693
01:26:22,445 --> 01:26:23,412
♪ because

1694
01:26:23,446 --> 01:26:25,248
♪ oh, no!

1695
01:26:25,281 --> 01:26:28,517
♪ you're invited,
but your friend can't come ♪

1696
01:26:28,551 --> 01:26:31,254
♪ whoa, no, no

1697
01:26:31,287 --> 01:26:33,889
♪ come on, babe,
we gonna have some fun ♪

1698
01:26:33,922 --> 01:26:36,191
♪ whoa!

1699
01:26:42,231 --> 01:26:44,567
♪ heartbreaker, yeah,
you came for the show ♪

1700
01:26:44,600 --> 01:26:46,201
♪ but little did you know

1701
01:26:46,235 --> 01:26:48,937
♪ you'd end up
in the spotlight ♪

1702
01:26:50,239 --> 01:26:52,107
♪ well, all right

1703
01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:56,545
♪ come on, babe,
won't you show me what you got ♪

1704
01:26:56,579 --> 01:26:58,414
♪ ready or not

1705
01:26:58,447 --> 01:26:59,448
♪ I want to

1706
01:26:59,482 --> 01:27:01,116
♪ here we go

1707
01:27:02,885 --> 01:27:04,353
♪ oh, no!

1708
01:27:15,498 --> 01:27:18,301
♪ I'm makin' plans
for the rest of the night ♪

1709
01:27:18,334 --> 01:27:21,203
♪ so tell your father
that he better not fight ♪

1710
01:27:21,236 --> 01:27:24,440
♪ my dogs are bigger,
and they're ready to bite ♪

1711
01:27:24,473 --> 01:27:26,609
♪ so come on,
come on, come on ♪

1712
01:27:26,642 --> 01:27:27,943
♪ give it up tonight

1713
01:27:27,976 --> 01:27:29,445
♪ oh, no!

1714
01:27:29,478 --> 01:27:32,615
♪ you're invited,
but your friend can't come ♪

1715
01:27:33,982 --> 01:27:35,618
♪ whoa, no, no!

1716
01:27:35,651 --> 01:27:38,454
♪ come on, babe,
we gonna have some fun ♪

1717
01:27:39,988 --> 01:27:41,957
♪ oh, no!

1718
01:27:41,990 --> 01:27:44,393
♪ you're invited,
but your friend can't come ♪

1719
01:27:44,427 --> 01:27:46,094
♪ your friend can't come

1720
01:27:46,128 --> 01:27:47,596
♪ whoa, no, no!

1721
01:27:47,630 --> 01:27:50,265
♪ come on, babe,
we gonna have some fun ♪

1722
01:27:50,299 --> 01:27:51,334
♪ yeah

1723
01:27:51,367 --> 01:27:53,936
♪ we're gonna have
some fun ♪

1724
01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:57,406
♪ we're gonna have
some fun ♪

1725
01:27:58,273 --> 01:28:00,142
♪ we're gonna have
some fun, baby ♪

1726
01:28:00,175 --> 01:28:03,245
♪ oh, but she can't come

1727
01:28:05,348 --> 01:28:06,782
♪ whoa!