1 00:01:50,621 --> 00:02:10,624 Subs by BHUPI 1 00:02:35,621 --> 00:02:38,624 [ Screaming ] 2 00:02:52,138 --> 00:02:55,641 [ Screaming ] 3 00:03:00,146 --> 00:03:04,650 [ Car Alarms Wailing ] [ Dogs Barking ] 4 00:03:04,650 --> 00:03:09,655 [ Panting ] 5 00:03:09,655 --> 00:03:13,659 I HATE THOSE THINGS. 6 00:03:17,163 --> 00:03:19,165 OH. 7 00:03:22,168 --> 00:03:26,672 ???? [ "Reality Used To Be A Friend of Mine" ] 8 00:03:26,672 --> 00:03:31,177 ?? OOO-OOO OOO-OOO ?? 9 00:03:31,177 --> 00:03:33,179 ?? REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE ?? 10 00:03:33,179 --> 00:03:35,181 ?? REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE ?? 11 00:03:35,181 --> 00:03:37,683 ?? MAY BE WHY THE QUESTION THAT'S ON YOUR MIND ?? 12 00:03:37,683 --> 00:03:39,685 ?? BUT REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE ?? 13 00:03:40,186 --> 00:03:42,188 ?? REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE ?? [ Barking ] 14 00:03:42,188 --> 00:03:44,190 ?? REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE ?? 15 00:03:44,190 --> 00:03:46,192 ?? PLEASE DON'T ASK ME 'CAUSE I DON'T KNOW WHY ?? 16 00:03:46,192 --> 00:03:48,694 ?? BUT REALITY USED TO BE A FRIEND OF MINE ?? 17 00:03:48,694 --> 00:03:50,696 ?? I USED TO BE FRIENDS WITH REALITY ?? 18 00:03:50,696 --> 00:03:52,698 ?? SHE USED TO BE A PAL REAL CLOSE TO ME ?? 19 00:03:52,698 --> 00:03:55,701 ?? BUT SHE TRIED TO HIDE FROM ME WHAT WAS IN STORE ?? 20 00:03:55,701 --> 00:03:57,703 [ Howling ] 21 00:03:57,703 --> 00:04:00,706 [ Woman ] STANLEY, IS THAT -- WILL YOU PUT THAT BACK ? 22 00:04:00,706 --> 00:04:03,209 UMMM. PUT THAT BACK ! 23 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:06,712 HEY, I JUST WASHED ALL THIS STUFF. 24 00:04:06,712 --> 00:04:08,714 IT'S MY GEAR. SORRY, MAN. 25 00:04:08,714 --> 00:04:11,217 IT'S OKAY. WHAT'S MY MOM SCREAMING ABOUT ? 26 00:04:11,217 --> 00:04:14,720 SHE'S BUMMED 'CAUSE I SNAKED YOUR LAST BAGEL. 27 00:04:14,720 --> 00:04:19,225 GRAB A SHOVEL, MAN. NO, I JUST WANNA MUNCH. 28 00:04:19,225 --> 00:04:21,227 YOU DON'T WANNA HELP, THAT'S JUST FINE. 29 00:04:21,227 --> 00:04:26,232 [ Stoney ] UH-HUH. YOU KNOW, THIS IS A TOTAL WASTE OF TIME. 30 00:04:26,232 --> 00:04:30,236 DAVE, BE MORE OF A GEEK. THERE'S NO WAY YOU'RE GOING TO THE PROM. 31 00:04:30,236 --> 00:04:32,738 [ Girl ] YOU'RE A DISEASE. AHH. 32 00:04:32,738 --> 00:04:36,242 AND NO ONE WILL EVER SWIM IN THIS STUPID POOL. HEY ! 33 00:04:36,242 --> 00:04:37,743 LATER. 34 00:04:37,743 --> 00:04:42,248 LOOK, DAVID, PLEASE DO ME A FAVOR AND STRESS LESS, BRO. 35 00:04:42,248 --> 00:04:44,250 HIGH SCHOOL IS OVER, BUDDY. 36 00:04:44,250 --> 00:04:47,253 GET INTO IT. WE'RE LOSERS. 37 00:04:47,253 --> 00:04:50,256 I'VE DECIDED SOMETHING, STONEY. I WANNA LOOK BACK ON MY HIGH SCHOOL CAREER, 38 00:04:50,756 --> 00:04:53,759 AND THINK THAT I STARTED SLOWLY BUT I FINISHED STRONG, YOU KNOW ? 39 00:04:54,260 --> 00:04:56,762 HIGH SCHOOL'S ALMOST OVER AND I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO SHOW FOR IT. 40 00:04:57,263 --> 00:05:00,766 I KNOW, ME NEITHER. YOU SHOULD BE STOKED THOUGH, BUDDY, 41 00:05:00,766 --> 00:05:03,769 'CAUSE YOU GOT THROUGH THE LAST FOUR YEARS WITHOUT THE FULL-ON MELON TWEEKAGE. 42 00:05:03,769 --> 00:05:08,274 IT'S NOT ENOUGH. I MEAN, I WANT MY OWN PAGE IN THE YEARBOOK. 43 00:05:08,274 --> 00:05:13,279 JUMP OFF THE GYM, SPLATTER ON THE STREET AND GO FOR THE CO-VER. 44 00:05:13,279 --> 00:05:16,782 IT'S NOT FUNNY. I'M NOT GOIN' DOWN AS THIS GEEK KID FROM ENCINO. 45 00:05:16,782 --> 00:05:21,287 WHEN I FINISH THIS POOL, I'M GONNA HAVE THE KILLER PARTY AFTER THE PROM. 46 00:05:21,287 --> 00:05:25,791 I'M GONNA BE THE PROM KING ! AND I'M GONNA GRADUATE A LEGEND. 47 00:05:27,293 --> 00:05:29,795 [ Stoney ] WELL, WHAT ABOUT ME ? 48 00:05:30,296 --> 00:05:32,798 OH, WELL YOU'LL BE THERE TOO. 49 00:05:32,798 --> 00:05:38,804 THANKS, BUT ROBYN SWEENEY, SHE'S NOT GOIN' TO THE PROM WITH YOU, MAN. 50 00:05:38,804 --> 00:05:42,308 -I WISH SHE WOULD BUT SHE'S NOT. -WHAT ARE YOU TALKIN' ABOUT ? 51 00:05:42,308 --> 00:05:44,810 ROBYN SWEENEY IS MINE. 52 00:05:44,810 --> 00:05:47,313 SHE'S BECOME A MAJOR BABE AND SHE LOVES ME. 53 00:05:47,313 --> 00:05:50,316 SHE FINDS YOU CRUSTY, DAVE. I'LL CONVINCE HER. 54 00:05:50,316 --> 00:05:53,819 SHE'LL SEE THE TRUTH. TRUTH IS... 55 00:05:54,320 --> 00:05:57,323 LIFE'S ABOUT GREASIN' THE DO-BACK, BUDDY AND WEASIN' ON THE BUFFEST. 56 00:05:57,823 --> 00:05:59,825 HIGH SCHOOL WAS INTERESTING, RIGHT, 57 00:05:59,825 --> 00:06:02,828 BUT IT WAS KIND OF LIKE A HARSH RIDE. O-O-O-OW. 58 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,331 WE'RE GOIN' ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS, BUDDY. 59 00:06:05,331 --> 00:06:08,834 STONEY, I AM ON TO BIGGER AND BETTER THINGS. 60 00:06:10,836 --> 00:06:14,340 COUNT ON IT ! 61 00:06:20,846 --> 00:06:24,850 [ Stoney Yelling ] 62 00:06:26,852 --> 00:06:28,854 [ Stoney ] OH, WOW ! HEY, WHAT'S UP ? 63 00:06:28,854 --> 00:06:32,358 ?? I'M A STONEY CRUSTY DUDE ?? DID YOU KNOW THAT ? GET OUT, DUDE. 64 00:06:32,858 --> 00:06:35,361 [ Stoney ] ?? I GOT A MOP ON TOP ?? WATCH OUT ! 65 00:06:35,361 --> 00:06:40,366 EXCUSE ME. COULD YOU MOVE. ME AND MY FRIEND, DAVID ARE COMIN' THROUGH. 66 00:06:40,366 --> 00:06:43,369 HEY, THERE'S ROBYN. HEY, ROBYN. O-O-O-OW ! 67 00:06:50,376 --> 00:06:53,379 FOUR-WHEELIN' OVER THE FERNS. 68 00:06:53,879 --> 00:06:57,383 LOOK, DAVE, YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO MELLOW OUT, BRO, ON THIS WHOLE ROBYN THING. 69 00:06:57,383 --> 00:07:00,886 SHE ALWAYS SHINES YA. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. WE HAVE HISTORY. 70 00:07:01,387 --> 00:07:05,391 YOU HAD PRE-FRESHMAN HISTORY. YOU COULD'VE HAD HER BACK THEN. 71 00:07:05,391 --> 00:07:08,894 SHE HADN'T HIT "BABEHOOD" YET. 72 00:07:08,894 --> 00:07:12,398 MILK DOES A BODY GOOD. CHECK HER. 73 00:07:12,398 --> 00:07:14,900 [ Stoney ] SHE'S CLEAN, BUDDY, 74 00:07:14,900 --> 00:07:17,903 AND HE'S GOT HER. [ Chuckles ] 75 00:07:17,903 --> 00:07:21,407 MATT WILSON ? WHAT A JERK. 76 00:07:21,407 --> 00:07:23,409 WHAT DOES SHE SEE IN HIM ANYWAY ? 77 00:07:23,409 --> 00:07:27,413 [ Stoney ] HE'S GOT THE BUFF SPIKES CHILLIN' THE TOP OF HIS MELON. 78 00:07:27,913 --> 00:07:30,416 DUDE, HE'S CHECKIN' HER CHEEKS. OOH ! 79 00:07:30,416 --> 00:07:35,921 HE'S GOT THE SERIOUS BEAK, HIS OWN PERSONAL... OH ! HOLDING COMPANY, 80 00:07:35,921 --> 00:07:37,923 FULL OF FUNDAGE, BRO, 81 00:07:37,923 --> 00:07:43,429 THAT HE WEASES OFF OF MA-- JOR. 82 00:07:43,429 --> 00:07:45,931 [ Stoney ] EIGHTEEN INCH BI'S. BYE-BYE. 83 00:07:45,931 --> 00:07:47,933 MINE ARE ONLY FOUR. 84 00:07:47,933 --> 00:07:49,935 BESIDES THAT. 85 00:07:49,935 --> 00:07:51,937 HE WALKS LIKE THIS, RIGHT ? 86 00:07:51,937 --> 00:07:55,941 JUST LIKE THIS, THE NUGS FULLY LOOSE. [ Bell Rings ] 87 00:07:56,442 --> 00:07:59,445 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 88 00:08:07,453 --> 00:08:09,955 HI, MATT. 89 00:08:10,956 --> 00:08:12,958 HI, MATT. 90 00:08:12,958 --> 00:08:14,960 ALL RIGHT, EVERYBODY. QUIET, PLEASE. 91 00:08:14,960 --> 00:08:18,464 SETTLE DOWN, QUIET. WE'RE GONNA START THIS WEEK'S CLASS... 92 00:08:18,464 --> 00:08:20,466 SAME PLACE WE ENDED LAST WEEK'S CLASS. 93 00:08:20,466 --> 00:08:22,968 THAT'S TALKING ABOUT PREHISTORIC MAN IN THE WHAT ? 94 00:08:22,968 --> 00:08:25,471 PREHISTORIC MAN IN THE -- ? OH, STONEY ? 95 00:08:25,971 --> 00:08:29,975 ICE AGE. YES, ICE AGE. THAT'S RIGHT, THE ICE AGE. 96 00:08:29,975 --> 00:08:32,978 WHY DO WE CALL IT THE ICE AGE ? 'CAUSE THERE WAS A LOT OF ICE. 97 00:08:32,978 --> 00:08:36,482 WHAT DO WE CALL THESE BIG CHUNKS OF ICE, THOSE BIG SLABS OF ICE ? 98 00:08:36,482 --> 00:08:38,984 WE CALLED WHAT ? WHAT DO WE CALL THEM ? GLACIERS. 99 00:08:38,984 --> 00:08:42,488 RIGHT. YOU ARE PAYING ATTENTION. THAT'S GOOD. 100 00:08:42,488 --> 00:08:45,491 THESE GLACIERS, AS THEY MOVED DOWN OUR WAY, 101 00:08:45,491 --> 00:08:49,495 THEY'RE SO HEAVY, COLD AND THICK THAT THEY FREEZE THE GROUND WATER... 102 00:08:49,495 --> 00:08:52,498 AND THEY FORM UNDERGROUND -- ? GLACIERS. 103 00:08:52,498 --> 00:08:57,503 RIGHT. BELIEVE IT OR NOT, SOME SCIENTISTS BELIEVE THAT THERE ARE ACTUAL... 104 00:08:57,503 --> 00:09:00,506 UNDERGROUND GLACIAL MOVEMENTS STILL IN THIS PART OF THE WORLD. 105 00:09:00,506 --> 00:09:02,508 YOU KNOW WHAT I THINK THAT IS, CLASS ? 106 00:09:03,008 --> 00:09:06,512 [ Class ] LAME ! EXACTLY. BUNCO, BOGUS. 107 00:09:06,512 --> 00:09:09,014 LISTEN, PLEASE REMEMBER... 108 00:09:09,014 --> 00:09:12,518 THAT MOST OF THIS HEMISPHERE, INCLUDING THE GROUND I'M WALKING ON, 109 00:09:12,518 --> 00:09:14,520 ALL OF THIS WAS UNDER ICE AT SOME POINT, SO I GUESS... 110 00:09:15,020 --> 00:09:17,523 FINDING SOMETHING FROZEN, DUG UP HERE OR THERE, 111 00:09:17,523 --> 00:09:19,525 WOULDN'T BE THAT UNCOMMON WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT IT. 112 00:09:20,025 --> 00:09:24,029 SO MOVING RIGHT ALONG ON YOUR JOURNEY OF KNOWLEDGE, 113 00:09:24,029 --> 00:09:27,032 LET ME SHOW YOU CRO-MAGNON MAN. [ Girl ] WOO ! 114 00:09:27,533 --> 00:09:30,035 HE'S DOPE. I'D GO OUT WITH HIM. 115 00:09:30,035 --> 00:09:32,037 [ Class Laughing ] NO, NO. 116 00:09:32,538 --> 00:09:36,542 I DON'T THINK SO, ELLA. CRO-MAGNON MAN, EVEN THOUGH HE'S NOT BAD-LOOKIN', 117 00:09:36,542 --> 00:09:39,044 HE'S STANDIN' UPRIGHT AND ALL, HE WAS EXTREMELY BRUTAL. 118 00:09:39,044 --> 00:09:41,547 HE JUST TOOK WHATEVER HE WANTED... 119 00:09:42,047 --> 00:09:44,049 AND THAT INCLUDED HIS WOMEN. 120 00:09:44,049 --> 00:09:47,052 THAT'S BARBARIC ! INDEED. 121 00:09:51,056 --> 00:09:56,061 ???? [ Radio ] 122 00:10:04,069 --> 00:10:07,072 STONE ! STONEY ! 123 00:10:07,072 --> 00:10:11,577 ???? [ Radio ] 124 00:10:15,080 --> 00:10:19,084 HEY ! COME ON, CHECK THIS OUT. THAT'S MY LOBES. 125 00:10:19,084 --> 00:10:23,088 FEEL THE GROUND, MAN. 126 00:10:23,088 --> 00:10:26,091 WHOA, BUDDY, IT'S CHILLIN'. 127 00:10:26,091 --> 00:10:29,094 IT'S NOT LIKE CHILLIN', CHILLIN'. 128 00:10:29,094 --> 00:10:33,098 BRO, IT IS CHILLIN' ! I KNOW. IT'S COLD ! 129 00:10:33,098 --> 00:10:37,603 IT'S SO, UH -- HELP ME. 130 00:10:38,103 --> 00:10:39,605 CHECK IT, BUDDY. 131 00:10:39,605 --> 00:10:42,107 OH, BUDDY ! 132 00:10:42,107 --> 00:10:45,611 DUDE, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS, BRO. WHAT IS IT ? 133 00:10:45,611 --> 00:10:49,114 IT'S A MOUSTERIAN BOWL. NO WAY ! 134 00:10:49,114 --> 00:10:52,117 HEY, COME ON, DAVID. BE CAREFUL WITH THAT. 135 00:10:52,117 --> 00:10:54,119 WHAT'S A MOUSTERIAN BOWL ? 136 00:10:54,119 --> 00:10:57,122 A MOUSTERIAN BOWL FROM THE MOUSTERIAN ERA. 137 00:10:57,122 --> 00:11:01,126 "PREHISTORIC ARTIFACTS FOR FIVE HUNDRED, ALEX." 138 00:11:01,627 --> 00:11:05,130 DON'T YOU EVER WATCH "JEOPARDY" ? 139 00:11:05,130 --> 00:11:10,636 BUDDY, THIS IS KIND OF LIKE PREHISTORIC TUPPERWARE, BRO. 140 00:11:10,636 --> 00:11:14,640 IT'S STILL PRESERVED... LIKE SMUCKERS ! 141 00:11:14,640 --> 00:11:17,643 OOOOW ! [ Barking ] 142 00:11:17,643 --> 00:11:20,646 EARTHQUAKE ! EARTHQUAKE ! 143 00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:23,148 EARTHQUAKE ! [ Rumbling ] 144 00:11:23,649 --> 00:11:25,651 AHHHH ! 145 00:11:25,651 --> 00:11:29,154 OH ! 146 00:11:29,655 --> 00:11:30,656 OH GOD ! OH GOD ! 147 00:11:45,170 --> 00:11:47,923 NICE SAVE, DAVAGE. 148 00:11:58,684 --> 00:12:01,687 STONE ? YEAH. 149 00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:05,190 THERE'S A GUY BURIED IN MY POOL. 150 00:12:06,191 --> 00:12:08,193 [ Screaming ] 151 00:12:08,193 --> 00:12:11,196 HELLO, FRED. I'M GLAD I CAUGHT YOU. 152 00:12:11,196 --> 00:12:13,699 ARE YOU AVAILABLE FOR A MEETING SOMETIME THIS WEEK ? 153 00:12:14,199 --> 00:12:16,702 MS. MORGAN, OPEN THE DOOR ! MOM ! 154 00:12:16,702 --> 00:12:21,707 MOM, THERE'S A GUY BURIED IN OUR POOL ! 155 00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:24,209 MOM ! MOM ! OPEN THE DOOR ! 156 00:12:24,710 --> 00:12:26,211 [ Indistinct Yelling ] I'M WORKING ! 157 00:12:26,712 --> 00:12:30,716 CALL 9-1-1 ! CALL 9-1-1 ! 158 00:12:32,217 --> 00:12:34,720 [ Scratching ] 159 00:12:38,223 --> 00:12:40,726 [ Stoney ] THEY NEVER FOUND JIM MORRISON. 160 00:12:40,726 --> 00:12:43,729 YEAH, OR JIMMY HOFFA. 161 00:12:43,729 --> 00:12:47,733 OR JIMMY MAHONEY. 162 00:12:47,733 --> 00:12:50,235 HE WAS A KID I KNEW IN CUB SCOUTS. 163 00:12:50,235 --> 00:12:52,237 COME ON, LET'S GO. 164 00:12:52,237 --> 00:12:54,740 THEY NEVER FOUND HIM. 165 00:13:00,245 --> 00:13:02,748 DAVID, I KNOW WHAT THIS IS. WHAT ? 166 00:13:02,748 --> 00:13:06,251 IT'S A CAVEMAN. WOULD YOU PLEASE ! 167 00:13:06,251 --> 00:13:09,254 NO, I'M SERIOUS. 168 00:13:11,256 --> 00:13:13,759 NO WAY ! 169 00:13:14,259 --> 00:13:17,262 WHOA. A CAVEMAN ! 170 00:13:17,763 --> 00:13:22,768 THIS IS UNBELIEVABLE ! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS COULD MEAN FOR US ? 171 00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,771 THIS COULD MEAN -- THIS COULD MEAN FAME OR MONEY ! 172 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:27,773 OR POPULARITY ! 173 00:13:27,773 --> 00:13:30,275 FAR TOO MUCH RESPONSIBILITY FOR ME. 174 00:13:30,275 --> 00:13:32,778 ANYWAYS, I'M ALREADY POPULAR. 175 00:13:32,778 --> 00:13:36,281 YEAH, YOU TRAVEL IN LARGE GROUPS OF ONE, STONEY. 176 00:13:36,782 --> 00:13:39,785 BESIDES, THIS IS MY ONE CHANCE TO MAKE SOMETHIN' OUT OF MYSELF. 177 00:13:39,785 --> 00:13:43,288 YOU GOTTA HELP ME DIG HIM OUT. YOU WERE HERE. YOU'RE PART OF IT. 178 00:13:43,288 --> 00:13:48,794 I DON'T WANNA BE PART OF ANYTHING, DAVE. I'M HAPPY JUST TO BE ME. 179 00:13:48,794 --> 00:13:51,797 IT COULD MEAN MONEY. 180 00:13:51,797 --> 00:13:57,302 YOU TELLIN' ME YOU COULDN'T USE A, A NEW SCOOTER ? 181 00:13:57,302 --> 00:13:59,805 SOME NEW BELL-BOTTOMS ? 182 00:14:00,305 --> 00:14:02,808 A LITTLE FUN-DAGE ? 183 00:14:03,308 --> 00:14:07,312 WEASE SOME OLDER NUGS WITH A MANSION AND A POOL ? 184 00:14:07,312 --> 00:14:10,315 SOAKIN' UP THE RAYS, 185 00:14:10,816 --> 00:14:14,319 WATCHIN' ALL THE "JEOP-ARDY" YOU CAN HANDLE ? 186 00:14:14,319 --> 00:14:17,823 THAT WAS THE CLINCHER. EVERYBODY'S GOT A PRICE. COME ON, MAN. 187 00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:22,828 [ Lawn Mower Motor ] 188 00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:33,839 STEADY IT ! GIVE IT MORE GAS, MORE GAS ! 189 00:14:33,839 --> 00:14:36,341 PERFECT ! HOLD ! 190 00:14:38,343 --> 00:14:40,345 THIS THING WEIGHS A TON. 191 00:15:00,365 --> 00:15:03,869 AHH ! 192 00:15:09,374 --> 00:15:13,378 HEY, THERE'S HIS PITS, BRO. 193 00:15:15,881 --> 00:15:18,884 [ David ] THAT'S HIS HEAD. 194 00:15:18,884 --> 00:15:20,886 THAT'S HIS SKULL. 195 00:15:28,393 --> 00:15:33,398 [ Snoring ] 196 00:15:33,398 --> 00:15:36,401 GET OFF ME ! 197 00:15:36,401 --> 00:15:39,905 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? I DON'T LIKE MORNINGS. 198 00:15:40,405 --> 00:15:42,908 OW ! COME ON, LET'S GET UP. 199 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:46,411 HE'S STILL IN HERE. 200 00:15:47,412 --> 00:15:50,415 NO KIDDING, DAVE. HE'S AN ICE CUBE. 201 00:15:50,415 --> 00:15:54,419 WE GOTTA THAW HIM OUT. OKAY. 202 00:15:56,421 --> 00:15:58,423 THIS HAS GOTTA BE OUR SECRET, OKAY ? 203 00:15:58,423 --> 00:16:00,926 YOU CAN'T TELL ANYBODY... NOBODY ! 204 00:16:01,426 --> 00:16:03,929 CAN I TELL STEVE KOOSER ? NO ONE ! 205 00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:07,432 ALL RIGHT ? NOBODY ! YOU UNDERSTAND ? YEAH, ZIP... 206 00:16:07,432 --> 00:16:09,935 THANK YOU. DEE-DO-DAH. 207 00:16:09,935 --> 00:16:14,940 ???? [ Rock ] 208 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:27,452 ???? 209 00:16:27,452 --> 00:16:29,955 THIS IS KIND OF NICE. YOU WERE GREAT. 210 00:16:29,955 --> 00:16:32,457 HI, ROBYN. HI, DAVE. 211 00:16:32,958 --> 00:16:35,961 GUESS WHAT I FOUND ? A LIFE ? 212 00:16:35,961 --> 00:16:38,463 NO. COME HERE. GUESS WHAT I FOUND ? 213 00:16:38,463 --> 00:16:40,966 I DON'T KNOW. I HAVE NO IDEA. GUESS ? GUESS ? 214 00:16:40,966 --> 00:16:43,969 [ Whispering ] I FOUND A CAVEMAN. A CAVEMAN ? 215 00:16:43,969 --> 00:16:47,973 SHH. YEAH. OH DAVE, YOU'RE DROWNING. 216 00:16:47,973 --> 00:16:50,475 IT'S COOL, RIGHT ? I FOUND A CAVEMAN. 217 00:16:50,475 --> 00:16:52,978 ALL BY MYSELF. I DUG HIM OUT OF MY BACKYARD. 218 00:16:52,978 --> 00:16:55,480 YOU WANNA COME CHECK HIM OUT AFTER SCHOOL ? WELL, UH -- 219 00:16:55,480 --> 00:16:58,984 I'M ONLY INVITIN' A FEW PEOPLE. I GOT THAT PROM THING. 220 00:16:58,984 --> 00:17:01,987 TEN MINUTES... PLEASE ? 221 00:17:02,487 --> 00:17:06,491 DAVE, I JUST DON'T THINK I'M READY TO HANDLE A -- 222 00:17:06,491 --> 00:17:08,493 A CAVEMAN. 223 00:17:08,493 --> 00:17:11,496 YOU'RE NOT ? 224 00:17:11,496 --> 00:17:13,498 ALL RIGHT. 225 00:17:13,498 --> 00:17:16,501 I UNDERSTAND. 226 00:17:16,501 --> 00:17:19,004 BYE, DAVID. 227 00:17:20,505 --> 00:17:24,009 [ Sighs ] I LOVE IT WHEN SHE CALLS ME DAVID. 228 00:17:24,509 --> 00:17:28,013 HELLO, DAVID. AGH. 229 00:17:28,013 --> 00:17:30,015 GOIN' SOMEWHERE ? 230 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:33,018 YEAH, I GOT A DATE WITH YOUR MOM. THAT'S NOT NICE. 231 00:17:33,018 --> 00:17:36,021 IT'S A JOKE. I'M SORRY, JUST KIDDING. 232 00:17:56,541 --> 00:17:59,044 [ Grunting ] 233 00:18:00,045 --> 00:18:03,548 YOU'VE BEEN A HEADACHE EVER SINCE THE THIRD GRADE. GOD ! 234 00:18:03,548 --> 00:18:07,552 I KNOW ABOUT YOUR STUPID PROM-KING BULLSHIT. FORGET IT. 235 00:18:07,552 --> 00:18:11,556 ROBYN WOULDN'T PISS ON YOUR GUMS IF YOUR TEETH WERE ON FIRE. 236 00:18:11,556 --> 00:18:14,059 - YES, SHE WOULD. - [ Chuckling ] 237 00:18:14,559 --> 00:18:17,562 SHUSH ! HUSH, PLEASE ! 238 00:18:17,562 --> 00:18:20,065 SHOWIN' YOUR IGNORANCE AGAIN, MORGAN. 239 00:18:20,065 --> 00:18:25,070 SOME OF US PUMP AND SOME OF US SLUMP. 240 00:18:25,570 --> 00:18:29,074 YOU SHOULD TRY SOME PUMP, MORGAN. MIGHT CLEAR UP YOUR ACNE. 241 00:18:29,074 --> 00:18:32,577 YOU'RE SO -- AM I ? 242 00:18:34,579 --> 00:18:37,082 N-NO, STOP. 243 00:18:37,082 --> 00:18:39,084 STOP IT ! 244 00:18:39,084 --> 00:18:41,086 WHY DO YOU MAKE ME DO THIS ? 245 00:18:41,586 --> 00:18:44,589 [ Dave ] WHAT ARE YOU WRITING ? HEY, WHAT DID YOU WRITE ? 246 00:18:46,091 --> 00:18:48,093 MATT, NOT THE FIRE ALARM ! 247 00:18:48,093 --> 00:18:50,095 MATT ! MATT ! 248 00:18:50,095 --> 00:18:55,100 GOD, HELP ! OH GOD ! [ Alarm Ringing ] 249 00:18:56,101 --> 00:18:58,603 HEY, COME HERE. OH, TA-HA-HA. 250 00:18:59,104 --> 00:19:04,109 [ Laughing, Jeering ] 251 00:19:26,131 --> 00:19:30,635 [ Screaming ] 252 00:20:04,169 --> 00:20:06,671 [ Sniffing ] 253 00:20:20,185 --> 00:20:24,689 [ Grunting ] 254 00:20:42,707 --> 00:20:45,210 [ Barking ] [ Barking ] 255 00:21:12,237 --> 00:21:15,740 [ Helicopter Whirring ] 256 00:21:16,741 --> 00:21:19,744 [ Screams ] 257 00:21:45,270 --> 00:21:47,272 [ Glass Smashing ] 258 00:21:53,778 --> 00:21:55,780 HMM. 259 00:21:55,780 --> 00:21:59,284 [ Truck Engine ] 260 00:22:02,287 --> 00:22:05,790 [ Coughing ] 261 00:22:05,790 --> 00:22:08,793 [ Engine Revving ] 262 00:22:11,796 --> 00:22:15,300 [ Yelling ] 263 00:22:38,323 --> 00:22:40,825 I'LL BE BACK. 264 00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:47,332 ?? THIS IS OUR PHILOSOPHY ALL THESE THINGS CAN TURN YOU FREE ?? 265 00:22:47,832 --> 00:22:50,835 ???? [ Continues Indistinct ] 266 00:22:50,835 --> 00:22:53,838 ?? NOW IN THIS LAND OF DEMOCRACY WHY NO ONE SETS THE PEOPLE FREE ?? 267 00:22:53,838 --> 00:22:55,840 ?? LADY LIBERTY ROCKS AWAY NO TRUTH, NO JUSTICE ?? 268 00:22:55,840 --> 00:22:58,843 ?? THE AMERICAN WAY ???? [ Groans ] 269 00:22:58,843 --> 00:23:01,346 ?? CLAP YOUR HANDS AND DANCE ?? 270 00:23:01,346 --> 00:23:08,353 ???? 271 00:23:08,353 --> 00:23:11,856 ?? TREATY, OO-OH TREATY, YEAH ?? 272 00:23:12,357 --> 00:23:13,858 ?? TREATY, OO-OH ?? 273 00:23:14,359 --> 00:23:25,870 ???? 274 00:23:28,373 --> 00:23:31,376 [ Gasping ] 275 00:23:35,880 --> 00:23:38,383 HE MELTED. 276 00:23:38,383 --> 00:23:42,387 DAVE, IT JUST WASN'T MEANT TO HAPPEN. 277 00:23:42,387 --> 00:23:45,390 COME ON, I'LL GO BUY YOU SOME HO-HOS. 278 00:23:47,392 --> 00:23:49,394 COME ON. IT'S ALL RIGHT. 279 00:23:49,394 --> 00:23:51,396 HE MELTED. 280 00:24:01,406 --> 00:24:03,408 BORIS ! 281 00:24:03,408 --> 00:24:06,411 [ Alarm Sounding ] 282 00:24:06,411 --> 00:24:08,913 [ Screaming ] 283 00:24:11,916 --> 00:24:15,420 WHAT THE -- 284 00:24:18,423 --> 00:24:21,426 [ Sizzling ] 285 00:24:39,444 --> 00:24:41,946 I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. HE'S ALIVE ! 286 00:24:41,946 --> 00:24:44,449 HE WAS PRACTICALLY AN ICE CUBE... PRACTICALLY. 287 00:24:44,449 --> 00:24:46,951 I SAY WE JUST WALK. NO, NO WAY ! 288 00:24:46,951 --> 00:24:51,456 OH, PLEASE. HE IS OURS. WE FOUND HIM. 289 00:24:52,957 --> 00:24:55,460 WHAT ? BE HOSPITABLE ? 290 00:24:59,964 --> 00:25:01,966 [ Sniffing ] 291 00:25:01,966 --> 00:25:04,969 - OOH ! - AHH ! AHH ! 292 00:25:04,969 --> 00:25:09,974 HOW YA DOIN' ? HI, MY NAME IS DAVE. 293 00:25:12,477 --> 00:25:14,979 COME HERE, COME HERE. INTRODUCE YOURSELF. 294 00:25:14,979 --> 00:25:19,484 THIS IS STONEY. STONEY, HE'S MY FRIEND. 295 00:25:19,484 --> 00:25:21,486 UH, THIS IS MY ROOM. 296 00:25:22,987 --> 00:25:25,490 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 297 00:25:26,991 --> 00:25:30,495 UH, WE'RE FROM ENCINO. 298 00:25:30,495 --> 00:25:32,997 IT'S A PLEASURE TO MAKE YOUR ACQUAINTANCE. 299 00:25:32,997 --> 00:25:34,999 AND WE HOPE YOU DON'T GNAW ON OUR BEAKS. SHH. 300 00:25:34,999 --> 00:25:38,503 I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING, STONE. 301 00:25:41,506 --> 00:25:46,010 WE GO TO HIGH SCHOOL. HIGH SCHOOL ? 302 00:25:46,010 --> 00:25:48,012 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT HIGH SCHOOL IS. 303 00:25:48,012 --> 00:25:50,014 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHAT ANYTHING IS. 304 00:25:50,014 --> 00:25:52,517 JUST BE CALM AND EASY. 305 00:25:52,517 --> 00:25:58,022 CALM... AND EASY. HEY, HI. 306 00:25:58,022 --> 00:26:02,527 - [ Ringing ] - [ Screaming ] 307 00:26:08,032 --> 00:26:11,536 - GET THE PHONE. - OKAY. OKAY. 308 00:26:22,046 --> 00:26:26,551 [ Caveman Laughing ] 309 00:26:26,551 --> 00:26:29,053 IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. 310 00:26:29,053 --> 00:26:31,055 SEE, I THINK HE'S CALMING DOWN. 311 00:26:31,055 --> 00:26:34,559 CALMING... DOWN. 312 00:26:34,559 --> 00:26:36,561 [ Phone Beeping ] 313 00:26:36,561 --> 00:26:39,063 [ Screaming ] 314 00:26:44,068 --> 00:26:46,070 UGH ? 315 00:26:47,071 --> 00:26:51,576 FIRE. FLAMEAGE. 316 00:26:52,076 --> 00:26:54,579 BUDDY'S INTO IT. THAT WAS KILL, STONE. 317 00:26:54,579 --> 00:26:58,583 LOOK AT HIS EYES. HE LIKES THE BLUE PART. 318 00:26:58,583 --> 00:27:02,086 HE'S GLOSSY-EYED. LOOK, FREAK HIM OUT. OW ! 319 00:27:02,086 --> 00:27:03,588 OW ! OOH ! 320 00:27:05,590 --> 00:27:08,593 - UGH ! - OKAY. AH, AH ! 321 00:27:12,096 --> 00:27:14,599 GIVE IT TO HIM. NO ! 322 00:27:14,599 --> 00:27:16,601 UGH. UGH. 323 00:27:16,601 --> 00:27:20,605 - HERE, HERE. LOOK, HERE. -YOU GOTTA TEACH HIM. 324 00:27:21,105 --> 00:27:23,107 WHOA ! OH. 325 00:27:34,619 --> 00:27:35,620 HEY ! 326 00:27:35,620 --> 00:27:38,623 NO. NO. 327 00:27:38,623 --> 00:27:40,625 WHAT ? DID YOU JUST -- 328 00:27:40,625 --> 00:27:44,128 - I THINK HE JUST SAID "NO." - NO ! 329 00:27:44,128 --> 00:27:47,131 - NO ? - NO ! NO ! 330 00:27:47,131 --> 00:27:49,634 NO. NO. 331 00:27:49,634 --> 00:27:54,138 COOL, BUDDY. HE IS SO GREASY ! 332 00:27:54,639 --> 00:27:58,643 GREASY ? HE'S A PREHISTORIC PYROMANIAC. 333 00:27:58,643 --> 00:28:01,646 WE GOTTA TEACH HIM STUFF. WE'LL TEACH HIM HOW TO WEASE. 334 00:28:01,646 --> 00:28:05,149 NO. NO. 335 00:28:05,149 --> 00:28:08,653 NO ! NO ! NO ! 336 00:28:08,653 --> 00:28:12,156 OH GOD. WE GOTTA TEACH HIM HOW TO BE NORMAL. 337 00:28:12,156 --> 00:28:15,159 NO, UH-UH. WE'RE GOIN' PSYCHO WITH HIM, BRO. 338 00:28:15,159 --> 00:28:17,161 THAT'S BORING, DUDE, NORMAL ! 339 00:28:17,161 --> 00:28:19,664 STONEY, COME ON, MAN. HANG WITH ME. 340 00:28:20,164 --> 00:28:21,666 WE GOTTA PLAY THIS THING OUT. 341 00:28:22,166 --> 00:28:25,670 IF WE TELL ANYONE, IF ANYONE SEES HIM, THEY'LL TAKE HIM AWAY FROM US. 342 00:28:26,170 --> 00:28:27,672 THEY'LL CUT HIM UP INTO LITTLE PIECES. 343 00:28:28,172 --> 00:28:31,175 THEY'LL TAKE ALL THE CREDIT, AND WE'LL STILL BE GEEKS. 344 00:28:31,175 --> 00:28:35,680 I'M NOT A GEEK. I'M A UNIQUE WEASEL, DAVID. 345 00:28:35,680 --> 00:28:38,683 I'M JUST UNDERRATED 'CAUSE I LIVE HERE IN ENCINO. 346 00:28:38,683 --> 00:28:42,186 BUD ? BUDDY ? 347 00:28:42,186 --> 00:28:44,689 O-O-O-OW ! OKAY ? 348 00:28:44,689 --> 00:28:47,191 HE NEEDS A BATH... BIG TIME. 349 00:28:47,191 --> 00:28:49,694 ?? I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE ?? 350 00:28:50,194 --> 00:28:54,699 ?? TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME ?? 351 00:28:54,699 --> 00:29:08,713 ???? 352 00:29:08,713 --> 00:29:11,215 ?? I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT ?? 353 00:29:11,215 --> 00:29:16,220 ?? TOO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT SO SEXY IT HURTS ?? 354 00:29:16,220 --> 00:29:19,223 ?? AND I'M TOO SEXY FOR MILAN ?? 355 00:29:19,223 --> 00:29:24,228 ?? TOO SEXY FOR MILAN NEW YORK AND JAPAN ?? 356 00:29:24,228 --> 00:29:28,733 [ Growling ] 357 00:29:32,236 --> 00:29:34,739 ?? I'M TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY ?? 358 00:29:34,739 --> 00:29:38,743 ?? TOO SEXY FOR YOUR PARTY NO WAY I'M DISCO DANCING ?? 359 00:29:38,743 --> 00:29:54,759 ???? 360 00:29:54,759 --> 00:29:57,762 ?? I'M TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE ?? 361 00:29:57,762 --> 00:30:02,767 ?? TOO SEXY FOR MY LOVE LOVE'S GOING TO LEAVE ME ?? 362 00:30:02,767 --> 00:30:06,771 ?? I'M TOO SEXY FOR THIS SONG ???? 363 00:30:06,771 --> 00:30:08,773 STANDING O. OUTSTANDING. 364 00:30:09,273 --> 00:30:12,276 IF I HAD A BIC, BRO, RIGHT HERE. DON'T FREAK HIM OUT. 365 00:30:12,276 --> 00:30:14,278 LET'S SHOW HIM HIMSELF. OKAY. 366 00:30:14,278 --> 00:30:16,781 YOU WANNA SEE YOUR MUG, BUD ? CHECK IT. 367 00:30:16,781 --> 00:30:18,783 UGH ! 368 00:30:18,783 --> 00:30:21,285 WHAT, DUDE ? YOU SHOULD BE WITH YOUR MUG, BRO. 369 00:30:21,285 --> 00:30:24,789 YOU LOOK BUFF. RIGHT ? 370 00:30:24,789 --> 00:30:30,294 HEY, CAN YOU SAY "BA...UFF" ? 371 00:30:30,795 --> 00:30:35,800 BA...UFF ? [ Laughing ] 372 00:30:35,800 --> 00:30:39,804 I LIKE THAT. YOU KNOW, YOU PAUSE TOO. 373 00:30:42,306 --> 00:30:44,308 WE GOTTA GIVE HIM A COOL NAME. 374 00:30:44,308 --> 00:30:46,310 AXL. YEAH, BUDDY. 375 00:30:46,811 --> 00:30:49,313 NOT AXL. THIS IS SERIOUS. OKAY. 376 00:30:49,313 --> 00:30:51,816 WE'VE GOT THE MISSING LINK STANDING IN MY BEDROOM. 377 00:30:54,819 --> 00:30:58,823 LINK ! LINK ! WE'LL CALL HIM LINK ! 378 00:30:58,823 --> 00:31:02,326 OKAY, COOL. MAYBE WE COULD CALL HIM STONEY NUMBER TWO... 379 00:31:02,326 --> 00:31:04,328 BECAUSE HE'S GOT MY SAME 'DO... 380 00:31:04,829 --> 00:31:07,331 AND HE'S FROM THE STONE AGE. 381 00:31:07,331 --> 00:31:10,835 I LIKE LINK BETTER. OKAY, WE'LL CALL HIM LINK. 382 00:31:10,835 --> 00:31:12,837 BUT CAN I CALL HIM LINKAGE ? COOL ! 383 00:31:13,337 --> 00:31:16,841 COOL ! LET'S SEE HOW SMART HE IS. 384 00:31:19,343 --> 00:31:20,845 NO, NO. COME HERE. 385 00:31:21,345 --> 00:31:24,849 OKAY. OKAY. YOU OKAY ? UH. 386 00:31:24,849 --> 00:31:27,351 UH, UH, LOOK. 387 00:31:29,353 --> 00:31:33,357 SEE ? UGH. AHH ? 388 00:31:33,858 --> 00:31:36,360 WHOA ! AHH ! WHOA ! AHH ! 389 00:31:36,360 --> 00:31:38,362 AHH, OOW, OOO. 390 00:31:38,863 --> 00:31:40,865 OOOW ! [ Chuckling ] 391 00:31:41,365 --> 00:31:43,367 OKAY, OKAY. 392 00:31:43,367 --> 00:31:46,370 UM, LINK. 393 00:31:46,370 --> 00:31:50,374 LINK. NO ! 394 00:31:50,374 --> 00:31:53,377 YOU'RE LINK. I'M DAVE. DAVE ! 395 00:31:53,377 --> 00:31:55,379 DAVE. DAVE. 396 00:31:55,379 --> 00:31:58,883 NO, DAVE, DAVE. DAVE, DAVE, DAVE. 397 00:31:59,383 --> 00:32:01,385 DAVE. YES ! 398 00:32:01,886 --> 00:32:04,388 OKAY, AND THAT'S -- 399 00:32:04,388 --> 00:32:07,391 THAT'S STONEY. MM-HMM. 400 00:32:07,391 --> 00:32:10,394 STO...NEY. 401 00:32:10,394 --> 00:32:13,397 NO, NO. STONEY. STONEY. 402 00:32:13,898 --> 00:32:16,400 YES ! AHH ! 403 00:32:16,400 --> 00:32:21,405 OKAY, OKAY. AND NOW YOU ARE ? 404 00:32:21,906 --> 00:32:23,908 DAVE ! AHH ! 405 00:32:23,908 --> 00:32:27,411 NO, NO, I'M DAVE. YOU ARE ? 406 00:32:33,417 --> 00:32:35,419 BUFF. 407 00:32:35,419 --> 00:32:39,423 [ Sighs ] NO. 408 00:32:39,423 --> 00:32:42,927 IT'S ALL RIGHT. YOU'VE HAD A HARD DAY. [ Car Horn Honking ] 409 00:32:42,927 --> 00:32:45,429 - YOUR PARENTS ! - MY PARENTS ! 410 00:32:47,431 --> 00:32:50,935 OKAY, UH, UH, TAKE HIM OUT BACK AND RING THE DOORBELL THREE TIMES. 411 00:32:50,935 --> 00:32:53,437 BUT, DAVE -- NO "BUTS," JUST DO IT ! 412 00:32:53,437 --> 00:32:58,442 FOLLOW THE WEASEL, LINKAGE, COME ON. QUICK, QUICK, QUICK. 413 00:33:02,947 --> 00:33:05,950 [ Banging, Crashing ] MY KITCHEN ! 414 00:33:07,952 --> 00:33:10,454 BUSTED ! 415 00:33:10,454 --> 00:33:13,958 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 416 00:33:13,958 --> 00:33:17,461 WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? I'M COOKING DINNER. 417 00:33:17,461 --> 00:33:19,463 YOU'RE WHAT ? BUSTED ! 418 00:33:19,463 --> 00:33:22,466 I'M COOKING DINNER. I THOUGHT IT MIGHT BE A NICE SURPRISE. 419 00:33:22,466 --> 00:33:24,468 THEY'RE SURPRISED, ALL RIGHT. 420 00:33:24,468 --> 00:33:26,971 [ Ringing ] 421 00:33:26,971 --> 00:33:28,973 WHAT IS GOING ON HERE ? 422 00:33:28,973 --> 00:33:30,975 WHERE'S THE FLOUR ? I CAN'T FIND THE FLOUR. 423 00:33:31,475 --> 00:33:35,479 HELLO, STANLEY. WHO IS THIS STRANGE BOY AND WHY IS HE RINGING MY DOORBELL ? 424 00:33:35,479 --> 00:33:40,484 IT GOT STUCK, SIR. COME IN. MEET YOUR NEW FAMILY. 425 00:33:40,484 --> 00:33:43,487 [ Father ] WHOSE FAMILY ? [ Dog Barking ] 426 00:33:43,487 --> 00:33:46,490 BORIS, GET DOWN ! BORIS ! 427 00:33:46,490 --> 00:33:50,494 - BORIS, GET OUT ! -[ Dave ] GET DOWN ! 428 00:33:50,494 --> 00:33:53,998 -[ Link Screaming ] - GET OUT, GET OUT ! 429 00:33:55,499 --> 00:33:57,501 HEY, DAD. 430 00:33:57,501 --> 00:33:59,503 DAVID, WHO IS THAT ? HUH ? 431 00:34:00,004 --> 00:34:01,505 THAT ? WHO'S THAT ? 432 00:34:01,505 --> 00:34:06,010 - THAT WAS LINKAVITCH CHOMOFSKY. - WHAT ? 433 00:34:06,010 --> 00:34:10,014 LINK... LINKAV-- DOESN'T ANYBODY IN THIS HOUSE LISTEN TO ANYTHING I SAY ? 434 00:34:10,514 --> 00:34:12,516 WHAT IS HE TALKING ABOUT ? 435 00:34:12,516 --> 00:34:14,518 DAD, LINKAVITCH CHOMOFSKY. 436 00:34:14,518 --> 00:34:17,521 OUR EXCHANGE STUDENT ? HE'S HERE. 437 00:34:18,022 --> 00:34:20,024 HE'S GONNA HELP US DIG THE POOL. 438 00:34:21,025 --> 00:34:23,027 - YEAH ! - [ Sighs ] 439 00:34:23,027 --> 00:34:25,529 WHY DOES NONE OF THIS SOUND FAMILIAR TO ME ? 440 00:34:25,529 --> 00:34:28,032 I TOLD YOU ABOUT THIS MONTHS AGO, REMEMBER ? 441 00:34:28,032 --> 00:34:32,536 ABOUT SCHOOL GIVING US EXTRA CREDIT FOR COLLEGE FOR HOUSING EXCHANGE STUDENTS, 442 00:34:33,037 --> 00:34:36,040 AND LEARNING ABOUT THEIR CULTURE AND YOU SAID IT WAS OKAY. 443 00:34:36,040 --> 00:34:38,542 NOW YOU'RE GONNA TAKE IT BACK ? 444 00:34:38,542 --> 00:34:40,544 NO, NO, NO, I'M NOT GONNA TAKE IT BACK. 445 00:34:40,544 --> 00:34:43,047 THIS IS IMPORTANT TO ME. THIS IS MY LIFE. 446 00:34:43,047 --> 00:34:46,550 IT'S EMBARRASSING. HE TRAVELLED HERE ALL THE WAY FROM -- 447 00:34:46,550 --> 00:34:50,554 - I DON'T KNOW, ESTONIA ? - YEAH, ESTONIA ! 448 00:34:50,554 --> 00:34:53,057 MOM, COME ON. YOU'RE NOT BUYING THIS ? 449 00:34:53,057 --> 00:34:55,059 WELL, I -- DAD ? 450 00:34:55,059 --> 00:34:59,063 ACTUALLY, I, I, I THINK NOW... 451 00:34:59,063 --> 00:35:02,566 THAT I, I, I DO RECALL SOMETHING. 452 00:35:03,067 --> 00:35:05,569 - SEE ? - SEE, IT'S ABOUT FOCUSING. 453 00:35:06,070 --> 00:35:10,574 YOU'RE BOGUS. LARRY, HOW COULD I FORGET SOMETHING LIKE THIS ? 454 00:35:10,574 --> 00:35:14,078 HE'S AN EXCHANGE STUDENT. HE'S GOING TO BE STAYING IN OUR HOUSE. 455 00:35:14,078 --> 00:35:16,080 YOU FORGOT ME IN THE THIRD GRADE. 456 00:35:16,080 --> 00:35:20,584 I SPENT THE ENTIRE NIGHT AFTER THE PLAY IN THE PARKING LOT. IN THE SIXTH GRADE, THE SOCCER ? 457 00:35:20,584 --> 00:35:24,588 OKAY, WHERE'S HE GONNA STAY ? [ Banging ] 458 00:35:24,588 --> 00:35:27,091 AND WHY IS HE ATTACKING THE DOG ? 459 00:35:27,091 --> 00:35:31,595 HE'S GONNA STAY IN MY ROOM. HE'S NOT ATTACKING THE DOG. HE'S BONDING. 460 00:35:31,595 --> 00:35:33,597 - AS IF ! - SHUT UP ! 461 00:35:33,597 --> 00:35:36,100 - YOU SHUT UP. - NO, EVERYBODY SHUT UP. 462 00:35:36,100 --> 00:35:39,603 LARRY, IT'S OKAY. I'M TIRED. I'M A LITTLE HUNGRY. 463 00:35:39,603 --> 00:35:42,606 IT'S TIME WE DECIDE WHAT WE'RE GONNA MAKE FOR DINNER. 464 00:35:43,107 --> 00:35:45,609 I ASSUME YOU'LL BE JOINING US ? YOU ASSUME CORRECTLY, MR. M. 465 00:35:45,609 --> 00:35:50,114 WE PRACTICALLY FEED THE ENTIRE NEIGHBORHOOD. WHY NOT PART OF ESTONIA AS WELL, HUH ? 466 00:35:50,114 --> 00:35:52,116 I ALWAYS EAT HERE AND I LIKE YOUR FOOD. 467 00:35:52,616 --> 00:35:55,619 GREAT. [ Ringing ] 468 00:35:55,619 --> 00:35:58,122 STOP IT ! NO. 469 00:35:58,622 --> 00:36:02,626 NO, NO, NO. [ Rings ] 470 00:36:02,626 --> 00:36:07,631 [ Dave ] I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU TOLD MY PARENTS HE'S FROM ESTONIA. 471 00:36:07,631 --> 00:36:11,135 [ Stoney ] COW PAJAMAS ? THOSE ARE KIND OF FLAMING. 472 00:36:11,135 --> 00:36:14,138 OOH ! 473 00:36:14,638 --> 00:36:18,642 SOME BETTY, HUH ? BETTY. 474 00:36:21,645 --> 00:36:24,148 GONZANGAS. 475 00:36:24,148 --> 00:36:28,652 GONZANGAS ? BUDDY, CONES. 476 00:36:30,154 --> 00:36:33,657 I KNOW YOU'VE HAD A BIG DAY, PAL. BUT TOMORROW... 477 00:36:33,657 --> 00:36:36,160 I'M GONNA TAKE YOU SOMEPLACE REALLY SPECIAL. 478 00:36:36,660 --> 00:36:40,164 TACO BELL. BETTER. GET THE CAMERA. 479 00:36:40,164 --> 00:36:45,169 CONGRATULATIONS, LINK. YOU'RE GONNA BE A SENIOR. 480 00:36:45,169 --> 00:36:47,671 SMILE. 481 00:36:49,673 --> 00:36:51,675 ?? WILD THING ?? 482 00:36:54,178 --> 00:36:56,680 ?? YOU MAKE MY HEART SING ?? 483 00:36:59,183 --> 00:37:02,686 ?? YOU MAKE EVERYTHING GROOVY ?? 484 00:37:04,688 --> 00:37:07,191 ?? WILD THING ?? 485 00:37:09,693 --> 00:37:11,695 OH GOD, HE DOESN'T LIKE THAT. 486 00:37:12,196 --> 00:37:14,198 THAT'S GLASS. THAT HURTS YOUR BEAK. 487 00:37:14,198 --> 00:37:16,200 STAND UP STRAIGHT. 488 00:37:17,201 --> 00:37:19,203 [ Stoney ] POOR STONE-AGER. 489 00:37:19,203 --> 00:37:21,205 HE SPENT A MILLION YEARS CHILLIN' IN A BLOCK OF ICE, 490 00:37:21,205 --> 00:37:24,208 NOW HE'S GOTTA GO TO HIGH SCHOOL ! AGH ! 491 00:37:24,208 --> 00:37:26,210 WHO'S THAT GUY WITH THE DORK SQUAD ? 492 00:37:26,210 --> 00:37:29,713 OH MY GOD, HE IS TOTALLY RUDE. TOTALLY. 493 00:37:31,215 --> 00:37:34,218 WE HAVE GOT A MAJOR FIND HERE. 494 00:37:34,218 --> 00:37:36,220 THIS GUY'S OUR TICKET TO FAME AND POPULARITY. 495 00:37:36,720 --> 00:37:40,224 ALL WE GOTTA DO IS GET HIM ENROLLED IN SCHOOL AND HE'LL HELP US BECOME POPULAR. 496 00:37:40,224 --> 00:37:44,228 THAT'S HARSH. WE'LL MAKE HIM FAMOUS. 497 00:37:44,228 --> 00:37:47,231 WE'LL TEACH HIM SOME STUPID PET TRICKS AND GET HIM ON LETTERMAN. 498 00:37:47,731 --> 00:37:49,733 YOU'RE WEASIN' OFF HIS GIG. 499 00:37:50,234 --> 00:37:52,236 OH PLEASE ! HE'S A CAVEMAN, FOR GOD SAKES. 500 00:37:52,736 --> 00:37:55,739 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S PRACTICALLY A MONKEY. 501 00:37:57,741 --> 00:38:00,744 WE FOUND HIM. WE CAN DO WHATEVER WE WANT WITH HIM. 502 00:38:00,744 --> 00:38:03,247 WE, WE, WE ? NO, NO, NO. YOU, YOU, YOU. 503 00:38:03,247 --> 00:38:05,749 I JUST WANNA BE HIS FRIEND. 504 00:38:05,749 --> 00:38:07,751 FINE. 505 00:38:07,751 --> 00:38:10,754 HELLO, MRS. MACKEY. 506 00:38:12,256 --> 00:38:15,259 AND WHAT DO WE HAVE HERE ? 507 00:38:17,761 --> 00:38:19,763 NOW I'M COVERED UP TO FOURTH PERIOD. 508 00:38:20,264 --> 00:38:23,767 I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO WITH HIM AFTER THAT. I CAN TAKE HIM TO SPANISH. 509 00:38:23,767 --> 00:38:25,769 WILL YOU BE CAREFUL ? I'LL BE COOL, MAN. I PROMISE. 510 00:38:25,769 --> 00:38:28,272 OKAY. 511 00:38:28,272 --> 00:38:30,274 WHAT'S HE DOIN' ? 512 00:38:30,274 --> 00:38:33,277 [ Dave ] I DON'T KNOW. 513 00:38:33,277 --> 00:38:35,779 LINK, BE CAREFUL ! 514 00:38:43,287 --> 00:38:45,289 UH, HEY, HEY -- 515 00:38:45,289 --> 00:38:48,292 HEY, LINK, HOW'S YOUR MELON, BUD ? 516 00:38:51,795 --> 00:38:53,797 [ Sniffing ] 517 00:38:56,300 --> 00:38:58,802 WHOA ! 518 00:38:59,303 --> 00:39:01,805 EXCUSE ME. HEY, HEY, HEY ! 519 00:39:01,805 --> 00:39:04,808 [ Grunting ] WHOA. 520 00:39:04,808 --> 00:39:07,311 LINK ? 521 00:39:08,312 --> 00:39:11,315 IS THIS DUDE TOTALLY FUNDAMENTAL OR WHAT ? 522 00:39:11,315 --> 00:39:13,817 DID YOU MISS ME ? ALWAYS. 523 00:39:13,817 --> 00:39:16,320 WHO IS THIS ? THIS IS MY FRIEND, LINK. 524 00:39:16,320 --> 00:39:19,823 LINK. HE'S STAYING WITH US. HE'S FROM ESTONIA. 525 00:39:19,823 --> 00:39:23,327 YOU'RE KIDDING ? THIS GUY IS STAYING WITH YOU ? 526 00:39:23,327 --> 00:39:25,329 UH-HUH. 527 00:39:26,830 --> 00:39:29,333 HE'S THINKIN' OF BECOMING A HAIRDRESSER. 528 00:39:29,333 --> 00:39:32,336 DESIGNING CRUSTY MOPS FOR THE RICH AND FAMOUS. 529 00:39:32,336 --> 00:39:33,837 OH. 530 00:39:33,837 --> 00:39:36,840 UGH. GONZANGAS. 531 00:39:36,840 --> 00:39:39,343 NO ! BYE, ROBYN. HEY, HEY, HEY. 532 00:39:39,843 --> 00:39:42,346 I THINK HE WAS SAYING HE LIKES YOUR CONES. 533 00:39:42,346 --> 00:39:45,849 I'M THRILLED. GET OUT OF MY FACE ! 534 00:39:45,849 --> 00:39:47,851 ROBYN, THAT IMPORT IS MINE. 535 00:39:47,851 --> 00:39:50,354 THIS IS JUST IN TIME FOR PROM. YEAH ? 536 00:39:50,854 --> 00:39:53,357 IS HE FINE OR WHAT ? I'M NOT SURE. 537 00:40:04,368 --> 00:40:09,873 HE'S A LOOKER ! LINK. LINK ! 538 00:40:09,873 --> 00:40:12,376 LINK, PLEASE, COME SIT DOWN. 539 00:40:12,376 --> 00:40:15,879 WHO IS THIS DIPSHIT, ANYWAY ? 540 00:40:15,879 --> 00:40:17,881 HIS NAME'S LINK. 541 00:40:17,881 --> 00:40:20,884 HE'S FROM ESTONIA AND I THINK HE'S JIVE. 542 00:40:20,884 --> 00:40:24,388 JIVE, YEAH. YOU DO ? 543 00:40:24,388 --> 00:40:27,391 HELL YEAH, AND I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE. 544 00:40:27,891 --> 00:40:29,893 HEY, LINK ! 545 00:40:29,893 --> 00:40:31,895 [ Coughing ] 546 00:40:35,399 --> 00:40:37,901 [ Bell Ringing ] I'LL SEE YOU NEXT PERIOD. 547 00:40:37,901 --> 00:40:40,404 WATCH HIM. ALL RIGHT, DAVID. 548 00:40:40,404 --> 00:40:44,408 WE GOT SPANISH NOW. SPANISH IS LIKE GUACAMOLE, CHIPS AND SALSA. 549 00:40:44,408 --> 00:40:48,412 La d?a es mi en hermanos. 550 00:40:48,412 --> 00:40:50,914 THE DAY IS BEAUTIFUL. ???? [ Rap ] 551 00:40:51,415 --> 00:40:54,918 THE SUN ISN'T SHINING ALL THROUGH THE NIGHT. 552 00:40:54,918 --> 00:41:05,929 ???? 553 00:41:06,430 --> 00:41:09,933 LINK, COME ON. SORRY, YOU GUYS. 554 00:41:09,933 --> 00:41:12,936 WHOA ! 555 00:41:15,939 --> 00:41:18,942 Vale, repitan en Espanol. 556 00:41:19,443 --> 00:41:21,945 THE CHEESE IS OLD AND MOLDY. 557 00:41:21,945 --> 00:41:25,949 [ Class ] El queso est? viejo y podrido. 558 00:41:25,949 --> 00:41:27,951 [ Teacher ] WHERE IS THE BATHROOM ? 559 00:41:27,951 --> 00:41:31,955 żż D?nde est? el sanitario ? 560 00:41:31,955 --> 00:41:35,459 żż D?nde est? el sanitario ? 561 00:41:35,459 --> 00:41:38,962 [ Teacher ] GOOD, ONCE AGAIN. YOU'RE CUTE. 562 00:41:38,962 --> 00:41:41,465 YOU'RE CUTE. 563 00:41:41,465 --> 00:41:44,468 MEET ME AT BLADES TONIGHT. 564 00:41:44,468 --> 00:41:47,471 BLADES TONIGHT. 565 00:41:49,973 --> 00:41:54,478 YES, WHAT ? YOU CAN DROP HIM OFF IN FRONT OF BLADES TONIGHT, RIGHT ? 566 00:41:54,478 --> 00:41:57,481 CAN DAVID AND I GO TOO, PLEASE ? 567 00:41:57,481 --> 00:41:59,983 YOU SMELL. 568 00:41:59,983 --> 00:42:03,487 HEY, seniorita. THAT HURT MY LOBES. 569 00:42:03,487 --> 00:42:06,490 I DIDN'T DO IT. THEY STARTED THE WHOLE THING. 570 00:42:12,496 --> 00:42:14,998 KASHMIR ? RAJNEESH, IS IT ? 571 00:42:14,998 --> 00:42:17,501 HOW MANY MINUTES FOR THE BURRITO ? [ Kashmir ] TWO MINUTES. 572 00:42:17,501 --> 00:42:21,004 [ Rajneesh ] ONE MINUTE. TWO MINUTES ! 573 00:42:21,505 --> 00:42:24,508 AH, MAKE UP YOUR MELONS ! 574 00:42:24,508 --> 00:42:27,511 IS IT ONE OR TWO ? [ Rajneesh ] ONE AND A HALF MINUTES. 575 00:42:28,011 --> 00:42:29,513 OKAY. 576 00:42:29,513 --> 00:42:33,016 OKAY, MY FRIEND. TRY AND EXPERIENCE... 577 00:42:33,016 --> 00:42:36,019 WHAT I'M ABOUT TO CHIRP IN YOUR LOBES, COOL ? HEY. 578 00:42:36,520 --> 00:42:38,522 WE'RE GOING TO DISCUSS GRINDAGE; 579 00:42:39,022 --> 00:42:43,527 HOW TO FILL THE FURNACE, PACK THE CHEEKS AND STUFF THE GILLS. OKAY ? 580 00:42:43,527 --> 00:42:46,530 YOU'RE USED TO EATING TWIGS, RIGHT ? 581 00:42:46,530 --> 00:42:49,533 BUT HERE IN THE U.S. OF A-AGE WE GOT SOMETHING CALLED... 582 00:42:49,533 --> 00:42:53,537 THE FOUR BASIC FOOD GROUPS, AND THIS IS NOT ONE OF 'EM. 583 00:42:53,537 --> 00:42:55,038 OH. 584 00:42:55,539 --> 00:42:57,541 LOOK AT WHAT WE HAVE HERE. 585 00:42:57,541 --> 00:43:00,043 DAIRY GROUP. DAIRY GROUP. 586 00:43:00,043 --> 00:43:04,047 MILK DUDS. HIDE THESE UNDER YOUR PILLOW SO YOUR MOM DOESN'T FIND THEM. 587 00:43:04,047 --> 00:43:06,049 IF SHE DOES, YOU'RE TWEAKED, BUDDY. 588 00:43:06,049 --> 00:43:08,051 KEEP ON CRUISIN'. 589 00:43:08,051 --> 00:43:10,554 FRUIT GROUP. SWEET TARTS. 590 00:43:10,554 --> 00:43:14,558 THESE ARE KILLER. SO CITRUSY, DUDE, YOU'LL FREAK. 591 00:43:14,558 --> 00:43:16,560 KEEP ON CRUISIN'. UH-HUH. 592 00:43:17,060 --> 00:43:20,063 RIGHT, THIS IS THE VEGETABLE GROUP. 593 00:43:20,063 --> 00:43:23,567 CORN NUTS ! PUT 'EM ON A PEDESTAL, BRO. 594 00:43:23,567 --> 00:43:26,570 LOOK AT THAT ! THOSE ARE KILL, HUH ? [ Microwave Rings ] 595 00:43:26,570 --> 00:43:30,073 MEAT GROUP ! COME ON, THE MEAT GROUP. 596 00:43:30,073 --> 00:43:33,577 THESE ARE MY FAVORITE ! 597 00:43:35,078 --> 00:43:40,083 HEY, YOU GOTTA BE EQUAL, EQUAL, FIFTY/FIFTY. 598 00:43:40,083 --> 00:43:44,087 HERE. MMM. MMM. 599 00:43:45,589 --> 00:43:48,091 OOH ! FIGURES. 600 00:43:48,091 --> 00:43:52,596 HOT ON THE OUTSIDE, ICICLE IN THE MIDDLE. [ Rajneesh ] TWO MINUTES. 601 00:43:52,596 --> 00:43:55,098 YOU LIKE THAT, RIGHT, 'CAUSE YOU'RE A CAVEMAN. 602 00:43:55,599 --> 00:43:57,100 COOL, BUDDY. 603 00:43:57,100 --> 00:44:00,103 THE BEVERAGE ! ICEE, BRO. 604 00:44:00,103 --> 00:44:03,106 THIS IS WHAT PUT THIS PLACE ON THE MAP. 605 00:44:03,106 --> 00:44:06,109 WHAT ARE YOU DOING, MR. STONEY ? NO, NO ! 606 00:44:06,109 --> 00:44:09,613 - YOU CAN'T DO THIS HERE. - YOU MUST LEAVE NOW, PLEASE. 607 00:44:09,613 --> 00:44:13,617 -LOOK, KASHMIR, RAJNEESH, CHILL. -NO BUDS CHILL ! 608 00:44:13,617 --> 00:44:18,622 LINK AND I ARE CRUISIN' THE MOUNTAIN AND WE FIGURED WE'D WEASE JU-UICE. 609 00:44:18,622 --> 00:44:22,125 - NO WEASIN' THE JU-UICE. - WEASE THE JUICE ! 610 00:44:22,125 --> 00:44:25,128 NO ! NO WEASIN' THE JUICE. 611 00:44:25,128 --> 00:44:26,630 NO WEASIN' THE JUICE. 612 00:44:26,630 --> 00:44:32,135 HEY, JUST CHILL, BUDS. NO BUDS CHILL. 613 00:44:32,135 --> 00:44:36,139 IT'S OKAY. JUST CHILL. 614 00:44:39,643 --> 00:44:43,146 I'LL BE BACK. NO BUDS CHILL ! 615 00:44:47,651 --> 00:44:51,154 [ Screaming ] 616 00:44:52,656 --> 00:44:55,158 OH GOD, NO ! WAIT ! STOP ! 617 00:45:39,703 --> 00:45:42,205 HERE WE GO ! 618 00:45:48,712 --> 00:45:52,215 [ Screaming ] 619 00:46:05,228 --> 00:46:07,230 COMIN' HOME ! 620 00:46:07,230 --> 00:46:10,734 WAS THAT THE HOTTEST OR WHAT, BRO ? ARE YOU INTO IT ? 621 00:46:19,743 --> 00:46:22,746 [ Stoney ] ?? JOY TO THE FISHES IN THE DEEP, BLUE SEA ?? 622 00:46:22,746 --> 00:46:25,749 ?? JOY TO YOU AND ME ?? [ Dave ] STOP ! 623 00:46:26,249 --> 00:46:28,752 WHERE DID YOU GO ? YOU JUST TOOK OFF. 624 00:46:28,752 --> 00:46:30,754 DO YOU KNOW HOW WORRIED I'VE BEEN ? 625 00:46:30,754 --> 00:46:34,257 YOU SOUND LIKE MY MOM. YOU CAN'T DO THAT TO ME. 626 00:46:34,257 --> 00:46:36,760 WHAT'S ON HIS NOSE ? 627 00:46:36,760 --> 00:46:38,762 JUST CHILL, DAVE, 'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHY ? 628 00:46:39,262 --> 00:46:41,264 LINK AND I HAD A STONEY TIME AT THE MOUNTAIN. 629 00:46:41,264 --> 00:46:44,267 YOU TOOK HIM TO MEGA MOUNTAIN ? ARE YOU CRAZY ? 630 00:46:44,267 --> 00:46:46,269 YEAH, 'CAUSE THEY'RE RIDING THE VAPOR IN REVERSE. 631 00:46:46,770 --> 00:46:48,772 THEY ARE ? OH, COOL. UH-HUH. 632 00:46:48,772 --> 00:46:51,775 CHECK OUT THE FRESH NUGS. WEASIN' THE JUICE. 633 00:46:51,775 --> 00:46:53,777 O-O-O-OW. O-O-O-OW. 634 00:46:53,777 --> 00:46:56,279 BUDDY. BUDDY. 635 00:46:56,279 --> 00:46:58,782 [ Link ] CHECK OUT MY CAP. O-O-O-OW ! 636 00:46:59,282 --> 00:47:01,785 OH MY GOD ! YOU GOT HIM TALKIN' LIKE YOU NOW. 637 00:47:02,285 --> 00:47:03,286 O-O-O-OW. O-O-O-OW. 638 00:47:05,288 --> 00:47:08,792 GEE, LINK, THAT IS SO BEAUTIFUL. IS IT OLD ? 639 00:47:12,295 --> 00:47:15,298 YOU KNOW, MR. M., THE WAY I LOOK AT IT, SOME DAY... 640 00:47:15,298 --> 00:47:17,801 YOUR DAUGHTER AND I COULD BE MARRIED... 641 00:47:17,801 --> 00:47:22,305 AND WE COULD BE RELATED. I COUNT THE DAYS. 642 00:47:29,312 --> 00:47:33,817 SO, STANLEY, HOW'S YOUR MOTHER ? 643 00:47:33,817 --> 00:47:36,820 SHE'S REALLY BUMMED. CAN YOU PASS THE PEAS ? 644 00:47:36,820 --> 00:47:39,823 SURE. THANKS. 645 00:47:39,823 --> 00:47:45,328 MR. MORGAN, IF YOU'RE EDGED 'CAUSE I'M WEASIN' ON YOUR GRINDAGE, JUST CHILL. 646 00:47:45,328 --> 00:47:48,331 'CAUSE IF I HAD THE WHOLE BRADY-BUNCH THING HAPPENIN' AT MY PAD, 647 00:47:48,331 --> 00:47:50,333 I'D GO GRIND OVER THERE. 648 00:47:50,333 --> 00:47:52,836 SO DON'T TAX MY GIG SO HARD CORE, CRUSTER. 649 00:47:52,836 --> 00:47:56,339 - STANLEY, SPEAK ENGLISH. - DAD ! 650 00:47:56,339 --> 00:47:59,843 LINK, HOW WAS YOUR DAY ? HOW ARE YOU ADJUSTING ? 651 00:47:59,843 --> 00:48:03,346 HE'S DOIN' JUST GREAT. WE GOT HIM ENROLLED IN ALL HIS CLASSES. 652 00:48:03,346 --> 00:48:05,849 DIDN'T WE, PAL ? YEAH. UGH. 653 00:48:05,849 --> 00:48:08,852 A SUCCESS. [ Fly Buzzing ] 654 00:48:08,852 --> 00:48:11,354 WHAT'S UP ? 655 00:48:13,857 --> 00:48:17,861 HOW WAS YOUR DAY, MOM ? WHERE YOU GOIN' ? 656 00:48:18,361 --> 00:48:21,364 - WHAT'S HE DOIN' ? - I THINK HE'S TRACKING A FLY. 657 00:48:21,364 --> 00:48:25,869 ?? SHOO, FLY DON'T BOTHER ME ?? 658 00:48:25,869 --> 00:48:28,872 ?? SHOO, FLY DON'T BOTHER ME ?? 659 00:48:29,372 --> 00:48:33,376 ?? SHOO, FLY DON'T BOTHER ME ?? 660 00:48:33,376 --> 00:48:36,379 ?? 'CAUSE YOU BELONG TO MY FRIEND, LINK ?? 661 00:48:36,880 --> 00:48:40,383 GOOD CATCH. 662 00:48:42,385 --> 00:48:44,387 MEAT GROUP ! 663 00:48:44,387 --> 00:48:48,391 [ Sniffing ] 664 00:48:54,397 --> 00:48:57,901 HE'S INTO MUNCHIN' TOO, YOU KNOW. [ Gagging ] 665 00:49:08,411 --> 00:49:11,915 BLADES... FINALLY PART OF THE ELITE. 666 00:49:11,915 --> 00:49:15,418 HOW COOL ARE WE ? WE'RE COOL. 667 00:49:15,418 --> 00:49:18,421 DAVID, I EVEN SHOWERED. CHECK OUT MY -- 668 00:49:18,421 --> 00:49:23,426 I GOT SOME RADICAL DEODORANT ON, BUDDY. TAKE A WHIFF, BRO. 669 00:49:23,426 --> 00:49:27,931 ?? OH NO YOU'RE INVITED BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME ?? 670 00:49:29,933 --> 00:49:31,935 LINK, HEY ! 671 00:49:34,938 --> 00:49:39,442 I AM SO GLAD TO SEE YOU. UGH. 672 00:49:40,944 --> 00:49:44,447 OH, HON, LOSE THE GEEK SQUAD. THEY'RE BAD FOR YOUR DEAL. UGH ? 673 00:49:44,447 --> 00:49:46,449 BLADES ! 674 00:49:46,449 --> 00:49:48,952 HUMMER PATROL, BARNEYS INCOMING. 675 00:49:48,952 --> 00:49:50,954 ROBYN. 676 00:49:50,954 --> 00:49:52,956 GET HIM. GOT HIM. 677 00:49:52,956 --> 00:49:54,958 HEY, ROB-- 678 00:49:54,958 --> 00:49:56,459 ROBYN ! 679 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:58,461 GOOD. GOOD. 680 00:49:58,461 --> 00:50:00,463 THAT WAS NOT COOL AT ALL, YOU GUYS. 681 00:50:00,463 --> 00:50:02,966 YOU COULD HURT HIS PANCREAS OR SOMETHING. 682 00:50:10,974 --> 00:50:14,978 I LIKE THE KETCHUP AND MUSTARD. VERY AVANT-GARDE. 683 00:50:16,479 --> 00:50:20,483 WHOA ! IS THAT ME ? BETTY. 684 00:50:20,483 --> 00:50:22,485 BETTY. BETTY ? 685 00:50:22,485 --> 00:50:26,489 BETTY, BETTY NUGS. BETTY NUGS. 686 00:50:26,489 --> 00:50:28,491 ROBYN, DON'T FORGET, 687 00:50:28,491 --> 00:50:31,995 WE'VE BEEN NAKED TOGETHER. 688 00:50:34,998 --> 00:50:37,500 NICE BODY. REMEMBER WHEN WE WERE TOGETHER ? 689 00:50:37,500 --> 00:50:40,003 DID YOU SHOW THIS TO ANYONE ? NO. 690 00:50:40,003 --> 00:50:42,505 THAT'S YOUR COPY. SHOW ANYONE YOU WANT. THANKS, DAVE. 691 00:50:42,505 --> 00:50:48,511 OH, I GET IT. THIS IS LIKE YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND IN ESTONIA ? 692 00:50:48,511 --> 00:50:51,514 DO YOU MISS HER ? UGH. 693 00:50:51,514 --> 00:50:54,017 BECAUSE I CAN TELL YOU FROM EXPERIENCE, 694 00:50:54,017 --> 00:50:58,021 LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIPS NEVER WORK OUT. UGH. 695 00:51:09,532 --> 00:51:13,536 ESTONIA'S A LONG WAYS AWAY, LINK. YEAH. 696 00:51:13,536 --> 00:51:15,538 AND I'M RIGHT HERE... 697 00:51:15,538 --> 00:51:18,541 SO LET'S WORK ON CHANGING YOUR MIND. [ Voice ] RAD MOBILE. 698 00:51:18,541 --> 00:51:21,044 RAD MOBILE RAD MOBILE. 699 00:51:21,044 --> 00:51:24,547 WHOA ! 700 00:51:25,048 --> 00:51:27,050 OR NOT. 701 00:51:27,050 --> 00:51:30,553 YOU JUST THINK I'M BAD FOR YOUR ACT, THAT'S ALL. 702 00:51:30,553 --> 00:51:33,056 RIGHT, AND YOU THINK I'M GOOD FOR YOURS. 703 00:51:33,556 --> 00:51:36,059 WHAT ? MATT ! 704 00:51:36,559 --> 00:51:40,063 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED IN HERE. 705 00:51:42,565 --> 00:51:47,070 WHOA-OA-OA ! 706 00:51:47,570 --> 00:51:50,073 WOO ! WOO-WOO-WOO-WOO ! 707 00:51:50,073 --> 00:51:52,075 ARE YOU DEAF, DORK ? 708 00:51:52,575 --> 00:51:54,577 DIDN'T I FORBID YOU TO SPEAK TO HER ? I'M SORRY. 709 00:51:58,081 --> 00:52:00,083 THAT'S ALL, LINK. IT'S OVER. 710 00:52:00,083 --> 00:52:02,585 END OF STORY. [ Yelling ] 711 00:52:02,585 --> 00:52:06,089 [ Indistinct Arguing ] 712 00:52:09,092 --> 00:52:12,095 I'M SORRY. I'M SORRY. HUH ? 713 00:52:12,095 --> 00:52:14,597 [ Link ] WEASE SOME JUICE ! 714 00:52:14,597 --> 00:52:18,601 HEY, YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME ? 715 00:52:23,106 --> 00:52:27,110 OH GOD ! 716 00:52:28,111 --> 00:52:30,113 I DON'T KNOW YOU. 717 00:52:30,113 --> 00:52:32,615 I DON'T LIKE YOU. 718 00:52:32,615 --> 00:52:36,619 AS OF NOW, I'M ALL OVER YOU. 719 00:52:50,633 --> 00:52:54,137 DID YOU SEE THAT ? THE NEW KID, HE TOOK IT. 720 00:52:54,137 --> 00:52:56,139 WHOA ! WHOA ! 721 00:52:56,139 --> 00:53:00,643 DON'T JUST STAND THERE. DO SOMETHING. STAND UP FOR YOURSELF. 722 00:53:00,643 --> 00:53:02,645 HIT HIM BACK ! 723 00:53:02,645 --> 00:53:04,647 LINK, HIT HIM BACK ! WHERE YOU GOIN' ? 724 00:53:04,647 --> 00:53:07,650 WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BULGARIAN DORK BUD, NOW ? 725 00:53:07,650 --> 00:53:09,652 HMM ? 726 00:53:09,652 --> 00:53:14,157 THAT WAS HARSH, MATT. 727 00:53:15,158 --> 00:53:17,160 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 728 00:53:17,160 --> 00:53:20,663 THE STENCH OF LOSERS IS DOING DAMAGE TO MY SINUSES. 729 00:53:20,663 --> 00:53:24,167 JUST STOP IT, MATT. DON'T EVEN COME NEAR ME. 730 00:53:24,667 --> 00:53:26,169 HEY, WATCH IT. 731 00:53:26,669 --> 00:53:30,673 WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THIS, 'CAUSE I DON'T THINK I NEED IT ANYMORE. 732 00:53:30,673 --> 00:53:32,175 HEY ! 733 00:53:32,675 --> 00:53:36,679 I CAN'T BELIEVE HE GOT NAILED. HE'S A PACIFIST. 734 00:53:36,679 --> 00:53:40,183 A PACIFIST CAVEMAN ! YOU'RE MENTAL. 735 00:53:40,183 --> 00:53:42,185 CAVEMENS AREN'T LIKE US, DAVE. 736 00:53:42,185 --> 00:53:45,688 THEY FOUGHT FOR FOOD AND SURVIVAL. THEY DID NOT FIGHT FOR POPULARITY. 737 00:53:46,189 --> 00:53:49,192 WHAT WOULD HE BE FIGHTING FOR, HUH ? FOR FACE. 738 00:53:49,192 --> 00:53:52,695 FOR US ! TO BE COOL ! COOL, HUH ? 739 00:53:52,695 --> 00:53:54,697 HE DOES NOT KNOW WHAT COOL IS. 740 00:53:55,198 --> 00:53:58,201 HE DOESN'T KNOW WHERE HE IS. HE KNOWS NOTHIN'. 741 00:53:59,202 --> 00:54:02,205 HE'S GOTTA LEARN HOW TO DEFEND HIMSELF. 742 00:54:02,205 --> 00:54:06,709 AGAINST WHAT ? AGAINST BUTT HOLES LIKE MATT. 743 00:54:16,719 --> 00:54:18,721 COME ON. COME ON. 744 00:54:18,721 --> 00:54:22,225 ?? I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT ?? 745 00:54:22,225 --> 00:54:26,729 ?? I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT ?? 746 00:54:26,729 --> 00:54:30,233 [ TV Announcer ] OUR AIRPLANE'S BEEN GOING ROUND AND ROUND. 747 00:54:30,233 --> 00:54:32,735 [ Dave ] STOP ! 748 00:54:32,735 --> 00:54:35,738 HEY, STOP ! 749 00:54:35,738 --> 00:54:38,241 ?? KNOCK YOU OUT ?? 750 00:54:38,241 --> 00:54:40,243 [ Grunting ] 751 00:54:58,261 --> 00:55:01,264 ?? I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT ?? 752 00:55:01,264 --> 00:55:06,269 ?? I'M GONNA KNOCK YOU OUT MAMA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT ???? Ow ! Hey, Link ! 753 00:55:06,269 --> 00:55:09,255 [ Bell Ringing ] 754 00:55:09,255 --> 00:55:11,257 HEY, LOOK ! 755 00:55:11,257 --> 00:55:13,759 HEY, DUDE. YOU TOOK IT FROM WILSON. 756 00:55:14,260 --> 00:55:17,763 NO ONE'S EVER DONE THAT BEFORE AND SURVIVED. 757 00:55:34,780 --> 00:55:36,782 LINK, COME BACK HERE. STOP ! 758 00:55:36,782 --> 00:55:39,285 OH GOD. HE IS SO COOL. 759 00:55:44,290 --> 00:55:46,792 ?? MATTY TOLD HATTY ?? 760 00:55:47,793 --> 00:55:49,295 ?? 'BOUT A THING SHE SAW ?? 761 00:55:50,796 --> 00:55:55,801 ?? IT HAD TWO BIG HORNS AND A WOOLY JAW ?? 762 00:55:55,801 --> 00:55:59,305 ?? WOOLY BULLY ?? 763 00:55:59,305 --> 00:56:01,307 ?? WOOLY BULLY ?? 764 00:56:02,808 --> 00:56:06,312 ?? WOOLY BULLY WOOLY BULLY ?? 765 00:56:06,312 --> 00:56:07,813 ?? WOOLY BULLY ?? 766 00:56:07,813 --> 00:56:11,317 HEY. HOMESLICE. 767 00:56:11,317 --> 00:56:13,319 SEE YOU IN MR. ALBERT'S CLASS. 768 00:56:13,319 --> 00:56:15,821 SLICEY. SLICEY. SLICEY. 769 00:56:15,821 --> 00:56:18,824 HELLO, LITTLE ONE. 770 00:56:20,326 --> 00:56:22,828 WE TOOK A VOTE AND THE COMPUTER CLUB FEELS YOUR PRESENCE... 771 00:56:22,828 --> 00:56:24,830 WILL BE A VALUABLE ASSET TO OUR ORGANIZATION. 772 00:56:24,830 --> 00:56:28,334 COMPUTER CLUB. COMPUTER CLUB. COMPUTER CLUB. 773 00:56:28,834 --> 00:56:30,836 HOMEBOY. 774 00:56:35,341 --> 00:56:37,343 WHY DOESN'T THAT HAPPEN WHEN MATT HITS ME ? 775 00:56:37,343 --> 00:56:40,846 GIVE YOURSELF A FEW MILLION YEARS, DAVID. 776 00:56:48,354 --> 00:56:51,857 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 777 00:56:52,858 --> 00:56:55,361 LINK. LINK. LINK, GET DOWN. 778 00:56:55,861 --> 00:56:57,363 ALL RIGHT, COME ON. 779 00:56:57,863 --> 00:57:00,366 NO, NO. I WAS JUST PLAYIN'. 780 00:57:00,866 --> 00:57:02,368 [ Teacher ] ALL RIGHT, CRO-MAGNON MAN. 781 00:57:02,368 --> 00:57:05,371 WHAT YOU'RE LOOKING AT HERE IS A REPRESENTATION... 782 00:57:05,871 --> 00:57:08,374 OF WHAT CRO-MAGNON MAN'S EVERYDAY LIFE MAY HAVE BEEN LIKE. 783 00:57:08,874 --> 00:57:12,878 IF HE WAS HERE TODAY, YOU COULD SIT NEXT TO HIM, YOU WOULD NEVER KNOW THE DIFFERENCE. 784 00:57:12,878 --> 00:57:17,383 STONEY, LET'S MOVE ON. WE'RE GONNA LOOK AT THE GIANT SLOTH. 785 00:58:07,433 --> 00:58:10,936 [ Growling ] 786 00:58:28,454 --> 00:58:31,957 CLASS, THIS IS SABER-TOOTHED CAT. 787 00:58:31,957 --> 00:58:34,960 EVEN THOUGH HE'S BEEN EXTINCT FOR OVER 10,000 YEARS, 788 00:58:34,960 --> 00:58:37,463 WHILE HE WAS ALIVE YOU CAN IMAGINE THAT MANY A CAVEMAN... 789 00:58:37,963 --> 00:58:40,466 WAS A TASTY MEAL TO ONE OF THESE. 790 00:58:40,466 --> 00:58:42,468 [ Link Screaming ] 791 00:58:42,468 --> 00:58:44,470 THERE'S ONE NOW. UH-OH. 792 00:58:44,470 --> 00:58:48,474 LET'S LOOK AT THE MAMMOTH DISPLAY, OUR SCHOOL MASCOT. 793 00:58:50,476 --> 00:58:53,479 LOOK OUT ! WHOA. 794 00:59:12,998 --> 00:59:15,501 LINK ! LINK, GET OUT FROM THERE ! [ Screams ] 795 00:59:15,501 --> 00:59:17,503 LOOK AT HIM. HE'S FLIPPING OUT. 796 00:59:17,503 --> 00:59:19,505 HE KNOWS, DAVE. WHAT ? 797 00:59:20,005 --> 00:59:23,008 HE KNOWS. 798 00:59:23,008 --> 00:59:26,011 HE KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO HIM. 799 00:59:26,011 --> 00:59:30,516 WE HAVE TO HELP HIM. 800 00:59:30,516 --> 00:59:33,018 LINK. 801 00:59:34,520 --> 00:59:36,522 LINK. LINK. 802 00:59:36,522 --> 00:59:39,024 OW ! 803 00:59:40,025 --> 00:59:42,027 LINK. 804 00:59:42,027 --> 00:59:46,031 HEY. HEY, COME ON, MAN. STOP IT. 805 00:59:46,031 --> 00:59:48,033 LOOK, I UNDERSTAND. 806 00:59:49,034 --> 00:59:51,537 FAMILY. 807 00:59:53,038 --> 00:59:55,040 FAMILY. 808 00:59:58,043 --> 01:00:00,045 FAMILY. YOU OKAY ? 809 01:00:00,045 --> 01:00:02,548 IT'S OKAY. WE'RE YOUR NEW FAMILY. 810 01:00:02,548 --> 01:00:05,050 WE'RE YOUR NEW FAMILY. 811 01:00:05,551 --> 01:00:07,052 IT'S OKAY. 812 01:00:13,058 --> 01:00:16,562 IT'S ALL RIGHT. 813 01:00:19,565 --> 01:00:22,067 [ Stoney ] HE'S BURNT FROM ALL THIS. 814 01:00:22,067 --> 01:00:25,571 SEEING AS WE STARTED THE SCHOOL YEAR AS TOTAL LOSERS, 815 01:00:26,071 --> 01:00:28,073 AND NOW EVERYONE KNOWS WHO WE ARE, 816 01:00:28,073 --> 01:00:30,576 I DON'T THINK ONE MISTAKE IS SUCH A BIG DEAL. 817 01:00:30,576 --> 01:00:34,079 BUT YOU'RE DOGGIN' HIM. JUST PROMISE ME, 818 01:00:34,079 --> 01:00:37,082 JUST A LITTLE MORE MELLOW, NOT SO MUCH ? 819 01:00:37,082 --> 01:00:40,586 STONEY ! DAVE ! 820 01:00:40,586 --> 01:00:42,588 ALL RIGHT. 821 01:00:42,588 --> 01:00:46,091 IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER, I'LL BE MORE MELLOW WITH HIM. 822 01:00:46,091 --> 01:00:48,594 ROBYN SWEENEY ? HERE. 823 01:00:48,594 --> 01:00:53,599 AGAIN ? I'M SORRY. I CAN'T GET THAT PARALLEL PARKING THING. 824 01:00:53,599 --> 01:00:57,603 WHOA. PARALLEL PARKING IS NOT A THING, UNDERSTAND ? 825 01:00:57,603 --> 01:01:01,607 IT'S NOT A FEELING, NOT A STATE OF MIND, OR ONE OF YOUR DISCO DANCES. 826 01:01:02,107 --> 01:01:05,110 YEAH. GET IN THE CAR AND DON'T TAKE IT PERSONALLY. 827 01:01:05,110 --> 01:01:07,112 OKAY, MR. BEADY. 828 01:01:07,112 --> 01:01:09,615 - LINKAVITCH CHOMOFSKY ? - UGH, UGH. 829 01:01:09,615 --> 01:01:12,117 WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' AT ? 830 01:01:12,117 --> 01:01:13,619 UGH. 831 01:01:13,619 --> 01:01:17,122 GET INSIDE THE CAR... 832 01:01:17,122 --> 01:01:20,125 AND SHOOT YOUR BARBER. 833 01:01:20,125 --> 01:01:25,130 CONTRAST THIS WITH HEMINGWAY'S "THE SUN ALSO RISES," 834 01:01:25,631 --> 01:01:27,132 WHERE THE BLOOD SPORT OF BULLFIGHTING... 835 01:01:27,633 --> 01:01:30,636 IS USED AND PERHAPS WHAT -- UH-OH. 836 01:01:33,138 --> 01:01:35,641 OH GOD. RAD MOBILE ! RAD MOBILE ! 837 01:01:36,141 --> 01:01:39,144 BOYS, WILL YOU SIT DOWN ? CLASS ? 838 01:01:39,144 --> 01:01:42,648 YOU PROMISED ME MELLOW. THIS ISN'T MELLOW. 839 01:01:43,649 --> 01:01:46,652 LINK ! LINK ! 840 01:01:48,153 --> 01:01:50,155 DAVE. 841 01:01:50,656 --> 01:01:52,658 [ Dave ] WATCH THE PEOPLE ! GRAB THE WHEEL ! 842 01:01:52,658 --> 01:01:55,160 OKAY ! 843 01:01:58,163 --> 01:02:01,166 [ Dave ] STONE, TELL HIM TO STOP ! OKAY, STOP. 844 01:02:01,166 --> 01:02:04,169 [ Stoney ] DIDN'T PHASE HIM, BRO. OH SHIT ! 845 01:02:04,169 --> 01:02:07,172 ALL RIGHT, LINK. JOKE'S OVER. STOP ! 846 01:02:07,172 --> 01:02:10,676 - HE-E-E-EY ! - STOP THAT CAR, YOUNG MAN ! 847 01:02:10,676 --> 01:02:14,179 I'M YOUR TEACHER. BOTH HANDS ON THE WHEEL ! 848 01:02:14,179 --> 01:02:18,183 [ Applause, Cheering ] 849 01:02:18,183 --> 01:02:20,185 WHO WAS THAT ? 850 01:02:20,185 --> 01:02:22,688 CROSSWALK ! CROSSWALK ! 851 01:02:26,692 --> 01:02:28,694 CLOSE CALL, BUDDY. 852 01:02:28,694 --> 01:02:31,196 [ Stoney ] HEY, BUDDY ! 853 01:02:31,196 --> 01:02:34,199 HI, ROBYN. HI, DAVE. 854 01:02:35,701 --> 01:02:38,203 RED LIGHT ! RED LIGHT ! 855 01:02:38,203 --> 01:02:43,709 [ Screeching, Honking ] 856 01:02:45,711 --> 01:02:47,713 BOOM ! UP ON TWO WHEELS ! 857 01:02:47,713 --> 01:02:50,716 I'VE NEVER SEEN ANYTHING LIKE THIS. I DON'T TEACH THAT. 858 01:02:50,716 --> 01:02:56,221 I GOT THE LICENSE PLATE. IT'S E684-257. 859 01:02:56,221 --> 01:02:59,224 YOU DON'T HAVE TO WRITE THAT I LEFT THE KEYS IN THE IGNITION, DO YOU ? 860 01:02:59,224 --> 01:03:01,727 OW-O-O-O-O ! 861 01:03:02,227 --> 01:03:04,730 [ Dave ] I THINK HE'S GOT THE HANG OF IT. 862 01:03:09,735 --> 01:03:15,240 THAT CONCLUDES OUR PARALLEL PARKING FOR TODAY. CLASS DISMISSED. 863 01:03:15,240 --> 01:03:19,244 [ Robyn ] LINK, I THINK YOU JUST FAILED DRIVER'S ED. 864 01:03:19,244 --> 01:03:21,246 [ Stoney ] HEY, LINK, WAIT UP. 865 01:03:21,246 --> 01:03:23,248 [ Dave ] WHERE ARE WE ? 866 01:03:23,749 --> 01:03:25,751 GREAT ! 867 01:03:25,751 --> 01:03:28,253 ?? MOVE YOUR BODY ?? 868 01:03:28,253 --> 01:03:30,255 ?? MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE ?? 869 01:03:30,255 --> 01:03:32,257 ?? MOVE YOUR BODY ?? 870 01:03:32,257 --> 01:03:34,259 ?? MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE ?? 871 01:03:34,259 --> 01:03:36,762 Hola, mi amigos. 872 01:03:36,762 --> 01:03:41,767 IS IT OKAY IF I JUST CHILL UPON HERE ? Orale. 873 01:03:41,767 --> 01:03:44,770 YOU WANNA BE A MAN, ese ? 874 01:03:44,770 --> 01:03:47,773 EVENTUALLY, YEAH. BUT I'M ALMOST THERE. 875 01:03:47,773 --> 01:03:50,275 LOOK AT MY PATCH, BRO. OHH ! OOH ! 876 01:03:50,275 --> 01:03:53,278 Mucho macho. OOH. 877 01:03:53,278 --> 01:03:57,282 OH, THIS IS TEQUILA ? 878 01:03:57,282 --> 01:03:59,785 WAIT, WHERE'S THE WORM ? 879 01:03:59,785 --> 01:04:01,787 THE WORM'S RIGHT THERE, ese. 880 01:04:01,787 --> 01:04:04,289 UT-UH. I'M A WEASEL. 881 01:04:06,792 --> 01:04:09,795 A WEASEL, EH ? YOU WANNA BE A MAN, WEASEL ? 882 01:04:10,295 --> 01:04:12,798 - YOU WANNA BE A MAN ? - THEN DRINK LIKE AN hombre. 883 01:04:12,798 --> 01:04:15,300 NO, I CAN'T. YOU'RE SHOWING US DISRESPECT. 884 01:04:15,801 --> 01:04:17,302 AH, YOU GUYS -- 885 01:04:17,803 --> 01:04:20,305 THAT'S DISRESPECTFUL, WEASEL. 886 01:04:20,305 --> 01:04:22,307 BE A MAN, ese. DRINK IT UP. 887 01:04:22,808 --> 01:04:24,810 DRINK LIKE A MAN. 888 01:04:24,810 --> 01:04:27,312 YOU CAN DO IT, WEASEL. BOTTOMS UP. 889 01:04:27,312 --> 01:04:29,815 YOU CAN DO IT. Andale. 890 01:04:30,315 --> 01:04:32,818 [ Howling ] 891 01:04:32,818 --> 01:04:36,321 WAIT. i Otra, otra ! 892 01:04:36,321 --> 01:04:40,826 Otra vez, otra vez, otra vez. 893 01:04:41,326 --> 01:04:42,828 OKAY, OKAY, STOP ! 894 01:04:43,328 --> 01:04:45,330 FIVE MORE, MAN. 895 01:04:45,831 --> 01:04:50,335 [ Chanting ] WEASEL, WEASEL. WEASEL, WEASEL. 896 01:04:53,338 --> 01:04:56,842 [ Howling ] 897 01:04:57,342 --> 01:04:59,344 [ Chanting ] WEASEL, WEASEL. WEASEL, WEASEL. 898 01:04:59,845 --> 01:05:02,347 WAIT, STOP. DUDE, DO I HAVE TO PAY FOR 'EM ? 899 01:05:04,349 --> 01:05:12,858 ???? 900 01:05:12,858 --> 01:05:15,360 HEY, STONE. HEY. 901 01:05:15,360 --> 01:05:18,864 WHERE'S LINK ? DANCIN'. 902 01:05:18,864 --> 01:05:21,366 ???? 903 01:05:21,366 --> 01:05:23,869 COOL, LET'S GO DANCE. NO, NO. 904 01:05:23,869 --> 01:05:27,873 I'M NOT GOOD. LET'S NOT DANCE. YOU ARE TOO UPTIGHT. 905 01:05:27,873 --> 01:05:30,375 I, I JUST DON'T LIKE TO DANCE. 906 01:05:30,375 --> 01:05:32,878 HEY, WEASEL. WHAT'S HAPPENING ? HEY. 907 01:05:32,878 --> 01:05:35,380 DAVE, ENRIQUE. HEY, MAN, 908 01:05:35,881 --> 01:05:37,883 YOU SEE THAT muchacha OVER THERE ? 909 01:05:37,883 --> 01:05:40,886 OH MAN, YEAH. YOU SEE HER ? YOU SEE HER ? 910 01:05:40,886 --> 01:05:43,388 DON'T BE LOOKIN' AT HER, MAN ! I'M SORRY. 911 01:05:43,388 --> 01:05:45,390 YOU SEE HER ? NO. 912 01:05:45,390 --> 01:05:48,393 IF I SEE ANY MAN LOOKING AT MY muchacha, THAT MAN WILL NO LONGER... 913 01:05:48,393 --> 01:05:51,897 BE RECOGNIZABLE AS A MAN. 914 01:05:51,897 --> 01:05:54,900 I WANT YOU vatos TO HAVE A GOOD TIME. YEAH. 915 01:05:54,900 --> 01:05:57,903 SEE YOU LATER, WEASELS. SEE YA. 916 01:05:57,903 --> 01:06:01,907 ?? FEEL THE RHYTHM FEEL THE RHYTHM EVERYWHERE ?? 917 01:06:01,907 --> 01:06:05,911 ?? FEEL THE RHYTHM FEEL THE, FEEL THE FEEL THE RHYTHM ?? 918 01:06:05,911 --> 01:06:07,913 ?? MOVE YOUR BODY ?? 919 01:06:07,913 --> 01:06:10,415 ?? MOVE YOUR BODY TO THE RHYTHM OF LOVE ?? OH ! 920 01:06:19,424 --> 01:06:22,427 CHOMOFSKY. CHOMOFSKY. 921 01:06:22,427 --> 01:06:24,429 GOT IT. 922 01:06:24,429 --> 01:06:27,933 CHOMOFSKY. 923 01:06:28,934 --> 01:06:33,438 RABIES, DISTEMPER, FLEA DIP. 924 01:06:33,438 --> 01:06:36,441 WHAT IS THIS ? 925 01:06:36,441 --> 01:06:39,444 IT'S A DOG LICENSE, MAN. WHOA. 926 01:06:39,444 --> 01:06:41,947 ANIMAL SHELTER. 927 01:06:43,949 --> 01:06:47,953 WHAT ARE THE TWO BIGGEST LOSERS IN SCHOOL HIDING ? 928 01:06:47,953 --> 01:06:52,958 A DOG ? IT'S NOT HIS LICENSE. 929 01:06:53,458 --> 01:06:55,961 MM-HMM. 930 01:06:55,961 --> 01:06:57,963 LET'S GET OUT OF HERE. 931 01:06:57,963 --> 01:06:59,965 ?? DANCE ?? 932 01:06:59,965 --> 01:07:02,968 ?? YOU KNOW YOU REALLY TURN ME ON ?? 933 01:07:04,970 --> 01:07:07,973 ?? COME ON NOW, HONEY ?? 934 01:07:08,473 --> 01:07:10,976 ?? YOU KNOW YOU REALLY TURN ME ON ?? HEY ! 935 01:07:10,976 --> 01:07:13,478 ?? GET FILLED GET FILLED ?? 936 01:07:13,478 --> 01:07:16,481 ?? AND WHEN WHEN, OH WHEN YOU DO IT ?? 937 01:07:16,481 --> 01:07:20,986 ?? UH-UH-UH-OH THAT'S THE SONG ?? 938 01:07:20,986 --> 01:07:33,999 ???? 939 01:07:33,999 --> 01:07:37,002 [ Screams ] 940 01:07:42,507 --> 01:07:45,010 WOW ! WOW ! 941 01:07:46,011 --> 01:07:50,515 ?? UH-UH-UH-OH THAT'S MY SONG ?? 942 01:07:50,515 --> 01:07:54,019 ?? LET'S DO IT LET'S DO IT YOU TURN ME ON ?? 943 01:07:54,519 --> 01:07:59,024 ?? LET'S DO IT LET'S DO IT COME ON NOW, SUGAR ?? 944 01:07:59,524 --> 01:08:02,527 ?? COME ON AND JUST STICK IT TO ME ?? 945 01:08:02,527 --> 01:08:06,583 ?? YOU TURN ME ON COME ON NOW, SUGAR ?? 946 01:08:28,471 --> 01:08:31,975 YOU'RE RIGHT, ese. SHE'S NOT WORTH IT. 947 01:08:31,975 --> 01:08:36,062 - THE vato's GOT THE POINT. - SHE AIN'T WORTH IT, HOMES ! 948 01:08:39,065 --> 01:08:41,067 COME HERE, vato. 949 01:08:45,571 --> 01:08:47,573 POLICE. Immigraci?n. 950 01:08:47,573 --> 01:08:49,575 [ Dave ] LET'S GET OUT OF HERE ! 951 01:08:49,575 --> 01:08:51,577 OH SHIT ! 952 01:08:53,079 --> 01:08:57,583 STONE, TAKE ROBYN. [ Burp ] 953 01:08:57,583 --> 01:09:00,086 ROBYN, TAKE STONE. GET HIM OUT OF HERE. 954 01:09:00,086 --> 01:09:02,588 I'LL MEET UP WITH YOU GUYS LATER. ALL RIGHT, GET OUT. 955 01:09:03,089 --> 01:09:05,591 [ Robyn ] COME ON, I'LL DRIVE. LINK ! 956 01:09:05,591 --> 01:09:09,095 [ Making Monkey Sounds ] LINK ! 957 01:09:09,095 --> 01:09:12,098 THE COPS ARE HERE. GET DOWN. 958 01:09:12,098 --> 01:09:15,101 COME ON. WE'RE GONNA GET BUSTED ! 959 01:09:15,101 --> 01:09:17,603 YOU ARE BUSTED. GET DOWN, MAN. 960 01:09:26,612 --> 01:09:29,615 [ All Together ] STONEY IS THE CRUSTIEST vato... 961 01:09:29,615 --> 01:09:32,618 I'VE EVER WITNESSED. 962 01:09:32,618 --> 01:09:37,123 SO DON'T HUSH HIS GIG, BUDDY. 963 01:09:37,623 --> 01:09:39,125 OW-O-O-O ! 964 01:09:41,627 --> 01:09:45,631 [ Indistinct Chatter ] 965 01:09:46,132 --> 01:09:48,134 [ Stoney ] EH, BUDDY ! 966 01:09:48,134 --> 01:09:52,138 BYE, GUYS. DRIVE SAFELY. [ Horn Honking ] 967 01:09:52,638 --> 01:09:55,141 NICE ELEMENT YOU'RE HANGING OUT WITH. 968 01:09:55,141 --> 01:09:58,644 WHO ARE YOUR FRIENDS IN THE LOW-RIDER ? NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. 969 01:09:58,644 --> 01:10:02,148 GO HOME. HUH. 970 01:10:08,154 --> 01:10:11,157 WHAT TIME DO YOU WANT ME TO PICK YOU UP TOMORROW NIGHT ? 971 01:10:11,157 --> 01:10:14,660 IT'S THE PROM, REMEMBER ? 972 01:10:14,660 --> 01:10:17,163 YOU ARE JUST LIKE EVERYONE ELSE. 973 01:10:17,163 --> 01:10:20,166 ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS WHAT PEOPLE THINK. 974 01:10:20,166 --> 01:10:23,169 IT'S REALLY PATHETIC. 975 01:10:23,169 --> 01:10:26,172 HEY, WATCH IT. 976 01:10:26,172 --> 01:10:30,676 MATT, I'M NOT GOING TO THE PROM WITH YOU. 977 01:10:31,677 --> 01:10:35,681 I WANNA GO WITH SOMEBODY WHO'S REALLY COOL, 978 01:10:35,681 --> 01:10:39,185 WHO'S NOT AFRAID OF BEING HIMSELF OR HAVING FUN. 979 01:10:43,189 --> 01:10:45,191 GOOD NIGHT. 980 01:10:47,693 --> 01:10:50,196 WHO'S COOLER THAN ME ? 981 01:10:51,697 --> 01:10:55,701 YOUR PHONE CALL. YOU GOT ONE. MAKE IT QUICK. 982 01:10:59,205 --> 01:11:01,207 THANKS. 983 01:11:02,708 --> 01:11:05,211 [ Phone Ringing ] 984 01:11:05,211 --> 01:11:07,713 MATTHEW WILSON ! 985 01:11:08,214 --> 01:11:10,216 HELLO. 986 01:11:10,216 --> 01:11:12,218 ROBYN ? ROBYN. 987 01:11:12,218 --> 01:11:14,220 DAVE, DID YOU GUYS GET AWAY OKAY ? 988 01:11:14,720 --> 01:11:16,722 WE'RE IN PRISON. 989 01:11:16,722 --> 01:11:20,726 LOOK, THIS IS MY ONE PHONE CALL. 990 01:11:20,726 --> 01:11:23,729 I'M USING IT TO ASK YOU TO GO TO THE PROM WITH ME. 991 01:11:24,230 --> 01:11:25,731 JUST SAY YES, OKAY ? 992 01:11:26,232 --> 01:11:28,234 [ Sighs ] NO. 993 01:11:28,234 --> 01:11:33,239 WHY NOT ? I WANNA GO WITH LINK. 994 01:11:33,239 --> 01:11:36,242 WHAT ? WILL YOU ASK LINK IF HE'LL GO WITH ME ? 995 01:11:36,742 --> 01:11:38,244 YOU WANT ME TO WHAT ? 996 01:11:38,744 --> 01:11:42,248 LOOK, I'M SORRY. I'LL TELL YOU WHAT. 997 01:11:42,248 --> 01:11:44,750 WE'LL ALL GO. WE'LL HAVE A GREAT TIME. 998 01:11:44,750 --> 01:11:47,753 HOW ABOUT THAT ? 999 01:11:47,753 --> 01:11:49,755 DAVE ? 1000 01:12:33,299 --> 01:12:35,301 [ Stoney Yelling ] 1001 01:12:36,802 --> 01:12:38,804 HEY ! 1002 01:12:38,804 --> 01:12:41,307 żż C?mo est? usted ? Muy bonita... 1003 01:12:41,307 --> 01:12:43,309 es la d?a. 1004 01:12:43,309 --> 01:12:46,312 HEY, WAIT. HOW WAS JAIL ? 1005 01:12:46,312 --> 01:12:48,314 DID YOU MEET ANYONE ? 1006 01:12:48,314 --> 01:12:52,318 HEY, WAIT ! WAIT UP. 1007 01:13:16,342 --> 01:13:20,346 THINGS JUST DIDN'T TURN OUT RIGHT. UGH. 1008 01:13:20,346 --> 01:13:24,350 I MEAN, I DON'T WANT 'EM CUTTIN' YOU UP INTO LITTLE PIECES. 1009 01:13:24,350 --> 01:13:27,353 THIS IS JUST WHAT'S BEST FOR YOU. 1010 01:13:27,353 --> 01:13:29,355 IT'S BEST FOR ME TOO, ALL RIGHT ? 1011 01:13:29,355 --> 01:13:31,357 HERE. 1012 01:13:34,860 --> 01:13:37,363 FOR RAD MOBILE. 1013 01:13:37,863 --> 01:13:39,365 FOR RAD MOBILE. YEAH. 1014 01:13:39,865 --> 01:13:41,867 PUT 'EM IN YOUR POCKET. 1015 01:13:46,372 --> 01:13:48,374 DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT. 1016 01:13:48,374 --> 01:13:51,877 THIS IS JUST THE WAY IT'S GOTTA BE. 1017 01:13:51,877 --> 01:13:54,380 GO ON, GET OUT OF HERE. 1018 01:13:54,380 --> 01:13:58,384 GO ON. 1019 01:13:58,384 --> 01:14:02,388 GO ON, LEAVE. 1020 01:14:02,388 --> 01:14:04,890 GO. 1021 01:14:08,894 --> 01:14:10,896 I'M SORRY. 1022 01:14:13,399 --> 01:14:16,402 [ Stoney ] HEY, HEY, HEY ! 1023 01:14:16,402 --> 01:14:19,905 TALK TO ME, DAVID. LET ME KNOW WHAT'S GOING ON, MAN. 1024 01:14:19,905 --> 01:14:23,409 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN' ? I'M LETTING HIM GO. 1025 01:14:23,409 --> 01:14:26,912 WHAT ? I CAN'T HANDLE HIM ANYMORE. 1026 01:14:26,912 --> 01:14:30,416 HE'LL BE BETTER OFF WITH SOMEBODY ELSE. NO, HE'S NOT ! 1027 01:14:30,416 --> 01:14:32,418 LISTEN TO ME. CALL HIM BACK. 1028 01:14:32,418 --> 01:14:35,421 I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE. I'M NOT KIDDIN'. CALL HIM BACK. 1029 01:14:35,421 --> 01:14:37,173 IT'S TIME. I'M SERIOUS. 1030 01:14:37,173 --> 01:14:39,425 CALL HIM BACK. THAT'S HARSH. 1031 01:14:39,425 --> 01:14:41,427 HE'S NOT MY RESPONSIBILITY. 1032 01:14:41,427 --> 01:14:43,929 YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WEASED OFF HIS GIG THE WHOLE TIME... 1033 01:14:43,929 --> 01:14:46,932 'CAUSE YOU THOUGHT MAYBE HE'D GET YOU SOMEWHERE. 1034 01:14:46,932 --> 01:14:49,935 NOW THE GUY GETS A LITTLE CRUSTY AND YOU'RE GONNA BAG HIM. 1035 01:14:49,935 --> 01:14:54,940 IT'S NOT HAPPENIN', DAVE. THAT'S NOT HOW IT WORKS WITH FRIENDS, MAN. 1036 01:14:54,940 --> 01:14:58,444 YOU DON'T BAG YOUR FRIENDS 'CAUSE THEY GET IN THE WAY, NO MATTER WHAT, DUDE. 1037 01:14:58,444 --> 01:15:02,448 LIKE YOU CARE ? THE ONLY THING YOU'VE CARED ABOUT IS NUGS, CHILLIN' AND GRINDAGE. 1038 01:15:02,448 --> 01:15:05,951 I HAPPEN TO CARE RIGHT NOW. THAT'S CONVENIENT. 1039 01:15:05,951 --> 01:15:08,954 YOU CAME ALONG FOR THE RIDE AND LET ME DO THE DIRTY WORK... 1040 01:15:09,455 --> 01:15:11,457 'CAUSE YOU THOUGHT IT MIGHT WORK TO YOUR ADVANTAGE. 1041 01:15:11,457 --> 01:15:14,960 THOSE ARE DESPERATE WORDS OF A LOSER. 1042 01:15:14,960 --> 01:15:18,464 MAYBE MATT WILSON WAS RIGHT ABOUT YOU ALL ALONG. TAKE THAT BACK. 1043 01:15:18,464 --> 01:15:20,466 NO, YOU TAKE IT BACK. TAKE IT BACK ! 1044 01:15:28,474 --> 01:15:30,476 YOU'RE A LOSER. 1045 01:15:32,978 --> 01:15:35,481 - [ Link ] FAMILY ! - ALL RIGHT. 1046 01:15:38,484 --> 01:15:42,488 I'M SORRY. FAMILY. 1047 01:15:45,491 --> 01:15:47,993 YOU CAN LET GO, LINK. 1048 01:15:50,496 --> 01:15:53,999 I'M SORRY, MAN. IT'S OKAY. 1049 01:15:53,999 --> 01:15:56,502 I DON'T KNOW WHAT GOT INTO ME. 1050 01:15:56,502 --> 01:15:58,504 I'M SORRY. 1051 01:15:58,504 --> 01:16:02,007 I DIDN'T MEAN IT, STONEY. 1052 01:16:03,008 --> 01:16:05,511 I'M SORRY, BUD. 1053 01:16:08,514 --> 01:16:10,516 OW ! 1054 01:16:20,025 --> 01:16:22,528 YOU LOOK GREAT. 1055 01:16:22,528 --> 01:16:25,030 HAVE A GOOD TIME. YOU DESERVE IT. 1056 01:16:25,531 --> 01:16:28,534 [ Doorbell ] [ Sniffing ] 1057 01:16:28,534 --> 01:16:33,038 IF YOU TOUCH HER ? UGH. 1058 01:16:33,038 --> 01:16:35,541 YOU THINK THEY'RE READY ? I DON'T KNOW. 1059 01:16:36,041 --> 01:16:37,543 DAVE ? 1060 01:16:38,043 --> 01:16:39,545 DAVE, HEY. 1061 01:16:40,045 --> 01:16:42,047 HEY. 1062 01:16:42,047 --> 01:16:44,550 YOU'RE NOT READY. 1063 01:16:44,550 --> 01:16:46,552 I, I CAN'T GO. 1064 01:16:46,552 --> 01:16:51,056 OF COURSE YOU CAN. JUST GO UPSTAIRS, PUT SOMETHING ON. 1065 01:16:51,056 --> 01:16:54,560 NO, REALLY, I CAN'T. I'M ON PROBATION. 1066 01:16:54,560 --> 01:16:56,562 I'M GROUNDED. 1067 01:16:58,564 --> 01:17:01,567 HI, LINK. YOU LOOK GREAT. HI. 1068 01:17:01,567 --> 01:17:04,570 YOU GUYS GO. HAVE A GOOD TIME. GO ON. 1069 01:17:04,570 --> 01:17:07,072 NO, NO, NO. COME ON. COME ON, DAVE. 1070 01:17:07,072 --> 01:17:09,074 GO. ARE YOU SURE ? 1071 01:17:09,074 --> 01:17:11,076 GO, HAVE A GOOD TIME. GO, LINK. 1072 01:17:11,076 --> 01:17:14,079 GET OUTTA HERE. HAVE A GOOD TIME. 1073 01:17:14,079 --> 01:17:17,082 DRIVE SAFELY. 1074 01:17:17,082 --> 01:17:20,085 GOD, SHE SMELLS GOOD. 1075 01:17:23,088 --> 01:17:25,591 [ Dave ] TO LINK. 1076 01:17:25,591 --> 01:17:28,594 MAY HE HAVE A COOL TIME AT THE PROM. 1077 01:17:28,594 --> 01:17:31,096 TOTALLY, BRO, TO LINKAGE. 1078 01:17:34,099 --> 01:17:38,103 [ Sighs ] THERE'S ALWAYS COLLEGE. 1079 01:17:38,604 --> 01:17:41,106 JUNIOR COLLEGE. 1080 01:17:45,110 --> 01:17:48,113 [ Matt ] LINK, GET DOWN HERE. 1081 01:17:50,115 --> 01:17:52,117 GIVE ME A BOOST. 1082 01:18:12,638 --> 01:18:17,142 [ Grunting ] 1083 01:18:31,657 --> 01:18:33,659 WHOA. 1084 01:18:37,162 --> 01:18:40,165 [ Laughing ] 1085 01:18:42,668 --> 01:18:44,670 GOTCHA. 1086 01:18:44,670 --> 01:18:46,672 [ Crashing Sounds ] 1087 01:18:46,672 --> 01:18:49,675 [ Sister ] DAVE ! STONEY, COME ON ! 1088 01:18:51,176 --> 01:18:53,679 HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ? 1089 01:18:53,679 --> 01:18:56,181 GIVE ME BACK THOSE PICTURES. 1090 01:18:56,181 --> 01:18:58,183 NO ! 1091 01:18:58,183 --> 01:19:01,687 HEY, GET BACK HERE ! THEY TOOK THE POLAROIDS. UH-OH. 1092 01:19:01,687 --> 01:19:05,691 COME ON. THOSE ARE OUR PICTURES ! 1093 01:19:05,691 --> 01:19:10,195 [ Rumbling ] 1094 01:19:10,696 --> 01:19:13,699 [ Dog Barking ] 1095 01:19:13,699 --> 01:19:18,704 [ Applause, Cheering ] 1096 01:19:18,704 --> 01:19:21,707 IT'S UNANIMOUS. THE VOTE FOR PROM KING... 1097 01:19:21,707 --> 01:19:24,209 GOES TO... WAIT ! 1098 01:19:25,210 --> 01:19:27,713 WHAT'S GOING ON ? WAIT ! 1099 01:19:29,715 --> 01:19:31,216 UGH. 1100 01:19:31,216 --> 01:19:34,720 WHAT ARE YOU TRYING TO DO ? COME ON, STOP IT. 1101 01:19:37,723 --> 01:19:39,725 THIS IS OUR SCHOOL, RIGHT ? 1102 01:19:39,725 --> 01:19:41,727 YEAH. YEAH. 1103 01:19:41,727 --> 01:19:46,732 WE HAVE A RIGHT TO KNOW IF SOMETHIN' BOGUS IS GOIN' DOWN... 1104 01:19:46,732 --> 01:19:48,233 IN OUR SCHOOL, RIGHT ? 1105 01:19:48,734 --> 01:19:50,736 YEAH. RIGHT. 1106 01:19:50,736 --> 01:19:54,239 THIS HOMEY RIGHT HERE HAS TAKEN YOU FOR A RIDE. 1107 01:19:56,241 --> 01:20:00,245 HIS NAME ISN'T LINKAVITCH CHOMOFSKY, AND HE'S NOT FROM ESTONIA. 1108 01:20:00,746 --> 01:20:04,249 MATT, WILL YOU JUST STOP THIS ALREADY ? 1109 01:20:04,750 --> 01:20:08,253 SHUSH ! TRUST ME. 1110 01:20:08,754 --> 01:20:12,257 THEY'VE ALL BEEN LYING TO US. 1111 01:20:12,257 --> 01:20:14,760 BUT I FOUND OUT. 1112 01:20:14,760 --> 01:20:17,262 I KNOW THE TRUTH. 1113 01:20:17,262 --> 01:20:20,766 DO YOU WANNA KNOW THE TRUTH ? YEAH ! 1114 01:20:21,266 --> 01:20:24,770 DO YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HE REALLY IS ? 1115 01:20:24,770 --> 01:20:26,772 YEAH. YEAH. 1116 01:20:26,772 --> 01:20:28,774 [ Girl ] TELL US THE SECRET ! 1117 01:20:30,776 --> 01:20:32,778 HE'S A CAVEMAN. 1118 01:20:34,780 --> 01:20:37,282 [ Cheering ] 1119 01:20:37,282 --> 01:20:39,785 NO. NO ! 1120 01:20:39,785 --> 01:20:42,287 LOOK, HE'S A FREAK ! 1121 01:20:42,287 --> 01:20:46,291 [ Applause, Cheering ] 1122 01:20:46,291 --> 01:20:49,795 - I GOT PICTURES ! - NO ! 1123 01:20:49,795 --> 01:20:52,297 SEE ? LET ME SEE THOSE PICTURES. 1124 01:20:52,297 --> 01:20:54,800 GIVE ME BACK THOSE PICTURES. GIVE ME THOSE ! 1125 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:57,302 - [ Matt ] NO ! - [ Robyn ] DAVE ! 1126 01:21:00,305 --> 01:21:02,808 HMMMM. 1127 01:21:02,808 --> 01:21:04,810 WHAT ARE YOU DOIN', FAG ? 1128 01:21:09,815 --> 01:21:13,819 [ Cheering ] 1129 01:21:17,823 --> 01:21:20,325 [ Stoney ] GO, GO, GO ! 1130 01:21:27,833 --> 01:21:29,835 WATCH, WATCH, WATCH. 1131 01:21:32,838 --> 01:21:34,840 [ Link Yelling ] 1132 01:21:38,343 --> 01:21:40,345 UH-HUH. 1133 01:21:43,348 --> 01:21:46,852 SHUSH ! 1134 01:21:48,854 --> 01:21:51,857 ???? [ "Feed The Monkey" by Michael Muir ] 1135 01:21:51,857 --> 01:21:55,861 ???? 1136 01:21:55,861 --> 01:21:57,362 ?? OW ?? 1137 01:21:57,863 --> 01:22:06,872 ???? 1138 01:22:06,872 --> 01:22:10,375 ?? SHE LIKES TO FEED THE MONKEY SHE LIKES TO FEED THE MONKEY ?? 1139 01:22:10,375 --> 01:22:13,879 ?? SHE LIKES TO FEED THE MONKEY SHE LIKES TO FUNKY ?? 1140 01:22:13,879 --> 01:22:18,383 ?? SO GATHER 'ROUND AND LET ME TELL YA ALL A STORY ?? 1141 01:22:18,383 --> 01:22:21,386 ?? ABOUT A BOY AND HIS MONKEY ?? 1142 01:22:21,887 --> 01:22:25,390 ?? HE'S GOT THAT KIND OF MONKEY THAT THE GIRLS WANNA KNOW ?? 1143 01:22:25,891 --> 01:22:28,894 ?? HE LIKES TO TAKE HIS MONKEY EVERY PLACE THAT HE GOES ?? 1144 01:22:28,894 --> 01:22:38,403 ???? 1145 01:22:38,403 --> 01:22:41,406 OW-O-O-O ! 1146 01:22:41,406 --> 01:22:45,410 ?? HEY, HO JUST SAY THE MONKEY ?? 1147 01:22:45,410 --> 01:22:48,413 WATCH THIS. OKAY. 1148 01:22:48,413 --> 01:22:52,417 ?? I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HOW YOU GET SO HUNGRY ?? 1149 01:22:52,417 --> 01:22:56,421 ?? I'D LIKE TO KNOW WOULD YOU BE MY MONKEY ?? 1150 01:22:56,421 --> 01:22:59,424 ?? MONKEY LIKES TO DO THE WILD THING ?? 1151 01:22:59,424 --> 01:23:01,426 ?? MY MONKEY DON'T SCRATCH MY MONKEY DON'T BITE ?? 1152 01:23:01,426 --> 01:23:03,428 ?? MY MONKEY DON'T SWING IN NO TREE ?? 1153 01:23:03,428 --> 01:23:05,430 ?? MY MONKEY DON'T TRICK MY MONKEY DON'T FOOL ?? 1154 01:23:05,430 --> 01:23:07,432 ?? MY MONKEY BE SWINGIN' WITH ME ?? 1155 01:23:07,432 --> 01:23:09,434 ?? MY MONKEY DON'T FREAK MY MONKEY DON'T HIT ?? 1156 01:23:09,434 --> 01:23:11,436 ?? MY MONKEY DON'T WEAR NO CAPE ?? 1157 01:23:11,436 --> 01:23:12,938 ?? YOU CAN TELL WHEN MY MONKEY WANTS TO EAT ?? 1158 01:23:12,938 --> 01:23:15,440 ?? 'CAUSE HE TURNS INTO A BIG OL' APE ?? 1159 01:23:15,440 --> 01:23:18,944 ???? 1160 01:23:18,944 --> 01:23:22,948 [ Making Monkey Sounds ] 1161 01:23:22,948 --> 01:23:28,954 ???? 1162 01:23:28,954 --> 01:23:31,456 [ Horns Honking ] 1163 01:23:33,458 --> 01:23:40,966 ???? 1164 01:23:41,466 --> 01:23:42,968 WHAT YOU DID WAS PRETTY COOL. 1165 01:23:43,468 --> 01:23:46,972 WHO CARES ABOUT COOL ANYWAY, RIGHT ? RIGHT. 1166 01:23:46,972 --> 01:23:50,976 THERE'S ONE REALLY COOL THING I WANTED TO SHOW YOU. 1167 01:23:50,976 --> 01:23:52,978 WHAT ? 1168 01:23:52,978 --> 01:23:55,480 THIS. 1169 01:23:58,483 --> 01:24:01,987 [ Cheering, Laughing ] 1170 01:24:06,491 --> 01:24:09,494 OH, DAVE ! HEY, BUDDY. 1171 01:24:18,503 --> 01:24:20,505 [ Alarm Ringing ] 1172 01:24:20,505 --> 01:24:24,009 [ Yelling ] 1173 01:24:33,518 --> 01:24:36,021 [ Stoney ] IT'S YOUR CAVE NUG. 1174 01:24:36,021 --> 01:24:37,022 UGH. 1175 01:24:37,022 --> 01:24:39,024 [ Screaming ] 1176 01:24:39,024 --> 01:24:42,027 - AH-HA-HA-HA-HA ! - OW-O-O-O-O ! 1177 01:24:45,530 --> 01:24:50,535 [ Link, Stoney ] YEAH ! OW-O-O-O ! 1178 01:24:52,037 --> 01:24:54,039 OH YEAH ! 1179 01:24:54,039 --> 01:24:57,260 YEAH, BUDDY. SHE IS SO GREASY ! 1180 01:24:57,260 --> 01:24:59,262 DUH-H-H-Y ! AH ! HEY. 1181 01:24:59,262 --> 01:25:03,516 BUDDY, OW-O-O-O ! 1182 01:25:03,966 --> 01:25:05,851 YEAH ! 1183 01:25:12,275 --> 01:25:15,278 I'LL BE BA-ACK ! 1184 01:25:15,778 --> 01:25:17,780 ?? WOW ?? 1185 01:25:17,780 --> 01:25:20,783 ???? 1186 01:25:20,783 --> 01:25:24,287 ?? OH YEAH, STONERS ?? 1187 01:25:24,787 --> 01:25:26,789 ?? WHAT'S UP, BRO OW-O-O-O ?? 1188 01:25:26,789 --> 01:25:30,293 ?? BUDDY, FIESTA ?? 1189 01:25:30,793 --> 01:25:41,304 ???? 1190 01:25:41,304 --> 01:25:43,806 ?? DO YOU NEED A WOMAN GOT THE LOOK IN HER EYES ?? 1191 01:25:43,806 --> 01:25:47,810 ?? WANNA CUT ME DOWN TO SIZE SHOW ME WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO ? ? 1192 01:25:49,812 --> 01:25:51,814 ?? IT'S TRUE ?? 1193 01:25:53,316 --> 01:25:55,818 ?? WHO'S THAT GORILLA STANDING BY YOUR SIDE ?? 1194 01:25:55,818 --> 01:25:57,820 ?? OH NO THAT MUST BE YOUR BRIDE ?? 1195 01:25:57,820 --> 01:26:00,323 ?? YOU WOULDN'T BE WITH SUCH A FOOL ?? 1196 01:26:01,324 --> 01:26:03,326 ?? OR YOUR MAMA TOO ?? 1197 01:26:05,828 --> 01:26:08,831 ?? THERE'S SOMETHIN' OVER HERE I WANT YOU TO SEE ?? 1198 01:26:08,831 --> 01:26:11,834 ?? THERE'S A PARTY BUT IT ISN'T FOR THREE ?? 1199 01:26:11,834 --> 01:26:14,837 ?? GET ALL THIS STRAIGHT BETWEEN YOU AND ME BECAUSE ?? 1200 01:26:14,837 --> 01:26:19,342 ?? OH NO YOU'RE INVITED BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME ?? 1201 01:26:20,843 --> 01:26:25,848 ?? WHOA NO NO COME ON, BABY GONNA HAVE SOME FUN ?? 1202 01:26:25,848 --> 01:26:27,850 ?? WOW ?? 1203 01:26:27,850 --> 01:26:33,356 ???? 1204 01:26:33,356 --> 01:26:35,858 ?? HEARTBREAKER, YEAH YOU CAME FOR THE SHOW ?? 1205 01:26:35,858 --> 01:26:39,862 ?? BUT LITTLE DID YOU KNOW YOU'D END UP IN THE SPOTLIGHT ? ? 1206 01:26:41,864 --> 01:26:43,866 ?? WELL ALL RIGHT ?? 1207 01:26:45,368 --> 01:26:48,371 ?? COME ON, BABE, WON'T YOU SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT ?? 1208 01:26:48,371 --> 01:26:50,373 ?? READY OR NOT I WANT TO ?? 1209 01:26:50,873 --> 01:26:52,875 ?? HERE WE GO ?? 1210 01:26:53,876 --> 01:26:55,878 ?? OH NO ?? 1211 01:27:06,889 --> 01:27:09,892 ?? I'M MAKIN' PLANS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT ?? 1212 01:27:09,892 --> 01:27:12,895 ?? SO TELL YOUR FATHER THAT HE BETTER NOT BITE ?? 1213 01:27:12,895 --> 01:27:15,898 ?? MY JAWS ARE BIGGER AND I'M READY TO FIGHT ?? 1214 01:27:15,898 --> 01:27:18,901 ?? SO COME ON, COME ON, COME ON GIVE IT UP TONIGHT ?? 1215 01:27:18,901 --> 01:27:25,408 ?? WHOA NO YOU'RE INVITED BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME ?? 1216 01:27:25,408 --> 01:27:29,912 ?? WHOA, NO NO COME ON, BABY GONNA HAVE SOME FUN ?? 1217 01:27:31,414 --> 01:27:37,420 ?? WHOA NO YOU'RE INVITED BUT YOUR FRIEND CAN'T COME ?? 1218 01:27:37,420 --> 01:27:42,925 ?? WHOA, NO NO COME ON, BABY GONNA HAVE SOME FUN ?? 1219 01:27:42,925 --> 01:27:45,928 ?? WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN ?? 1220 01:27:45,928 --> 01:27:48,931 ?? WE'RE GONNA HAVE SOME FUN ?? 1221 01:27:49,432 --> 01:27:51,934 ?? WOW, HAVE SOME FUN, BABY ?? 1222 01:27:51,934 --> 01:27:54,937 ?? OH BUT YOU CAN'T COME ?? 1223 01:27:54,937 --> 01:27:56,939 HA-HA-HA-HA. 1224 01:27:57,440 --> 01:27:59,942 ?? WOW ???? 1225 01:28:05,621 --> 01:28:18,624 Subs by BHUPI