1 00:02:13,358 --> 00:02:16,809 (FAMILY GRUMBLING) 2 00:02:22,576 --> 00:02:24,782 Where are my golf balls? 3 00:02:28,123 --> 00:02:29,534 Anyone seen my sun block? 4 00:02:30,209 --> 00:02:33,329 What's the point of going to Florida if you use sun block? 5 00:02:33,546 --> 00:02:36,298 I don't care, I'm getting toasted. 6 00:02:36,549 --> 00:02:40,333 Great. Now you can be a skag with a darker shade of skin. 7 00:02:40,553 --> 00:02:44,931 He's jealous because he can't tan. His freckles just connect. 8 00:02:45,183 --> 00:02:49,133 Hey, hey, easy on the fluids! The rubber sheets are packed. 9 00:02:49,354 --> 00:02:50,683 She wants "Ding." 10 00:02:50,939 --> 00:02:53,395 HOST: Behind "Ding" is 200 points! 11 00:02:53,609 --> 00:02:54,724 All right! 12 00:02:55,611 --> 00:02:57,604 That gives you 4700 points. 13 00:02:57,863 --> 00:02:59,940 HOST ON RECORDER: 200 points! All right! 14 00:03:03,119 --> 00:03:04,946 Honey, are you packed yet? 15 00:03:05,163 --> 00:03:06,538 Yes. 16 00:03:06,790 --> 00:03:08,070 Yes. 17 00:03:10,043 --> 00:03:11,372 Everything I put out? 18 00:03:12,629 --> 00:03:13,827 Yes. 19 00:03:14,548 --> 00:03:15,793 Yes. 20 00:03:16,216 --> 00:03:18,505 Oh, did you see what Grandma sent you? 21 00:03:19,011 --> 00:03:21,633 Let me guess. Donald Duck slippers? 22 00:03:22,640 --> 00:03:23,640 Close. 23 00:03:24,350 --> 00:03:26,758 Inflatable clown to play with in the pool. 24 00:03:26,978 --> 00:03:28,057 How exciting. 25 00:03:29,647 --> 00:03:32,851 Why Florida? There's no Christmas trees in Florida. 26 00:03:33,068 --> 00:03:34,977 What is it with Christmas trees? 27 00:03:35,195 --> 00:03:38,149 How can you have Christmas without a Christmas tree? 28 00:03:38,365 --> 00:03:42,066 We'll find a nice fake silver one. Or decorate a palm tree. 29 00:03:45,623 --> 00:03:50,618 ANNOUNCER: Guests of Ding, Dang, Dong stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel: 30 00:03:50,837 --> 00:03:53,375 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 31 00:03:53,631 --> 00:03:57,250 For reservations, call toll-free, 1-800-759... 32 00:03:58,178 --> 00:04:02,721 - Where's the camcorder battery? - I put it in the charger. 33 00:04:15,071 --> 00:04:16,071 How's this? 34 00:04:16,280 --> 00:04:17,739 Oh, much better. 35 00:04:18,366 --> 00:04:21,949 Kevin, put your tie on. We'll be late for the Christmas pageant. 36 00:04:22,203 --> 00:04:26,367 It's in the bathroom. I can't go in. Uncle Frank's taking a shower. 37 00:04:26,666 --> 00:04:31,376 He says if I walk in there and see him naked, I'd never feel like a real man. 38 00:04:32,840 --> 00:04:34,002 Whatever that means. 39 00:04:36,510 --> 00:04:40,460 I'm sure he was kidding. Just run in and get your tie... 40 00:04:40,681 --> 00:04:42,888 ...get out, and don't look at anything. 41 00:04:44,936 --> 00:04:46,430 FRANK SINGS WITH RADIO: Well 42 00:04:46,688 --> 00:04:51,350 This cat they're talking about I wonder who, could it be 43 00:04:51,610 --> 00:04:54,480 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat 44 00:04:54,738 --> 00:04:57,823 The heaviest cat you ever did see 45 00:04:58,075 --> 00:05:00,744 When they see me Walkin ' down the street 46 00:05:00,953 --> 00:05:03,740 None of the fellas want to speak Hey, hey, hey 47 00:05:03,998 --> 00:05:07,082 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 'Cause they know 48 00:05:07,335 --> 00:05:11,036 I'm the king Of the cool jerks 49 00:05:13,842 --> 00:05:17,211 Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll slap you silly! 50 00:05:19,890 --> 00:05:22,891 Oh, you're cooking, Frankie. 51 00:05:30,860 --> 00:05:33,896 CHOIR: Christmas tree My Christmas tree 52 00:05:34,155 --> 00:05:37,738 Lit up like a star 53 00:05:37,992 --> 00:05:41,077 When I see My Christmas tree 54 00:05:41,329 --> 00:05:45,030 Can loved ones be far 55 00:05:45,292 --> 00:05:48,163 Christmas tree I'm certain 56 00:05:48,670 --> 00:05:51,707 Wherever I roam 57 00:05:52,216 --> 00:05:53,850 Kevin's solo's coming up. 58 00:05:53,875 --> 00:05:54,945 Tell Leslie. 59 00:05:55,136 --> 00:05:56,466 Kevin's solo's coming up. 60 00:05:56,491 --> 00:05:57,585 Tell Frank. 61 00:05:57,722 --> 00:05:59,761 Okay. Frank. 62 00:06:00,016 --> 00:06:01,475 Frank! 63 00:06:06,273 --> 00:06:09,439 Christmastime means laughter 64 00:06:09,693 --> 00:06:12,896 Toboggans in the snow 65 00:06:13,530 --> 00:06:16,282 Caroling together 66 00:06:16,533 --> 00:06:20,069 With faces aglow 67 00:06:20,621 --> 00:06:23,575 Stockings on the mantel 68 00:06:24,000 --> 00:06:27,036 A wreath on the door 69 00:06:27,504 --> 00:06:30,837 And my merriest Christmas 70 00:06:31,091 --> 00:06:34,626 Needs just one thing more 71 00:06:35,012 --> 00:06:36,126 GIRL: Christmas tree 72 00:06:36,388 --> 00:06:38,713 My Christmas tree 73 00:06:40,476 --> 00:06:41,756 (SCREAMING) 74 00:06:50,570 --> 00:06:51,649 (SHOUTS) 75 00:06:54,824 --> 00:06:56,235 Kevin! 76 00:07:03,417 --> 00:07:06,252 Ladies and gentlemen of the jury... 77 00:07:11,968 --> 00:07:15,004 ...I'd like to apologize for whatever displeasure... 78 00:07:15,221 --> 00:07:17,297 ...I might have caused you. - What? 79 00:07:17,932 --> 00:07:20,803 My prank was immature and ill-timed. 80 00:07:21,019 --> 00:07:24,388 Immature or not, it was pretty darn hilarious. 81 00:07:26,692 --> 00:07:28,684 I also apologize to my brother. 82 00:07:30,320 --> 00:07:31,696 Kevin. 83 00:07:31,947 --> 00:07:32,947 I'm sorry. 84 00:07:34,700 --> 00:07:36,111 KATE: Oh, Buzz... 85 00:07:36,577 --> 00:07:37,822 ...that was very nice. 86 00:07:38,246 --> 00:07:39,823 (CLAPPING) 87 00:07:42,959 --> 00:07:45,628 Kevin, do you have something to say? 88 00:08:03,564 --> 00:08:05,308 Beat that, you trout-sniffer. 89 00:08:10,780 --> 00:08:13,734 I'm not sorry. I did it because Buzz humiliated me. 90 00:08:13,950 --> 00:08:16,524 He gets away with everything, so I got him. 91 00:08:16,745 --> 00:08:18,903 Since you stupidly believe his lies... 92 00:08:19,331 --> 00:08:22,083 ...I don't care if your Florida trip is wrecked. 93 00:08:22,292 --> 00:08:25,329 Who wants to spend Christmas in a tropical climate? 94 00:08:26,338 --> 00:08:27,338 KATE: Kevin! 95 00:08:27,506 --> 00:08:29,795 You walk out, you sleep on the 3rd floor. 96 00:08:30,009 --> 00:08:31,753 Yeah, with me. 97 00:08:32,470 --> 00:08:34,178 So, what else is new? 98 00:08:34,389 --> 00:08:38,054 Don't wreck my trip. Your dad's paying good money for it. 99 00:08:38,268 --> 00:08:41,518 Wouldn't want to spoil your fun, Mr. Cheapskate. 100 00:08:46,568 --> 00:08:48,857 What a troubled young man. 101 00:08:53,117 --> 00:08:55,739 They're all a bunch of jerks. 102 00:08:56,871 --> 00:08:58,246 Hi. 103 00:09:00,291 --> 00:09:04,835 Last time we tried to take a trip, we had a problem just like this. 104 00:09:05,088 --> 00:09:07,045 Yeah, with me getting crapped on. 105 00:09:07,299 --> 00:09:11,511 I don't care for your choice of words. That's not what happened. 106 00:09:11,762 --> 00:09:13,885 Buzz apologized to you. 107 00:09:14,098 --> 00:09:16,423 Yeah, then he called me a trout-sniffer. 108 00:09:16,684 --> 00:09:19,471 He didn't mean it. He was just sucking up to you. 109 00:09:19,937 --> 00:09:23,805 Okay, why don't you just sit up here and think things over? 110 00:09:24,067 --> 00:09:27,685 When you're ready to apologize to everyone, you can come down. 111 00:09:27,904 --> 00:09:31,404 I'm not apologizing to Buzz. I'd rather kiss a toilet seat! 112 00:09:32,117 --> 00:09:34,193 Then stay up here all night. 113 00:09:34,411 --> 00:09:38,491 I don't want to go down anyway! I can't trust anybody in this family. 114 00:09:38,707 --> 00:09:42,456 You know what? If I had my own money, I'd go on my own vacation. 115 00:09:42,670 --> 00:09:47,297 Alone, without any of you. And I'd have the most fun of my whole life. 116 00:09:47,967 --> 00:09:49,453 You got your wish last year. 117 00:09:49,478 --> 00:09:50,909 Maybe you will this year. 118 00:09:51,095 --> 00:09:52,471 I hope so. 119 00:10:33,641 --> 00:10:35,515 (STATUE CLANKS) 120 00:10:38,104 --> 00:10:40,429 (DOORBELL RINGS) 121 00:10:41,441 --> 00:10:43,350 - We did it again! - We did it again! 122 00:10:44,069 --> 00:10:45,349 (SCREAMING) 123 00:10:45,946 --> 00:10:48,069 (CLAMORING) 124 00:10:54,079 --> 00:10:56,701 Our McCallisters here, other McCallisters there. 125 00:10:56,957 --> 00:11:00,907 I shouldn't complain, but you give the worst wake-up calls. 126 00:11:01,170 --> 00:11:04,705 - Do you have the tickets? - I've got them. Here's your family's. 127 00:11:04,924 --> 00:11:06,751 - How many do you have? - Seven. 128 00:11:07,010 --> 00:11:09,002 - We have seven. - 14! 129 00:11:12,808 --> 00:11:14,006 Seven... 130 00:11:14,267 --> 00:11:15,267 ...eight... 131 00:11:15,352 --> 00:11:18,721 ...nine, ten. - How come we're not sitting together? 132 00:11:18,981 --> 00:11:23,061 This time of year, we're lucky to get on the same plane. 11, 12, 13. 133 00:11:26,155 --> 00:11:27,186 Where's Kevin? 134 00:11:28,491 --> 00:11:29,866 14. 135 00:11:30,076 --> 00:11:34,204 Good thing I have my own ticket, just in case you try to ditch me. 136 00:11:44,967 --> 00:11:46,591 - Come on. - I need batteries. 137 00:11:46,844 --> 00:11:49,086 I'll give them to you on the plane. 138 00:11:49,346 --> 00:11:51,553 - Here's two more. - Why not now? 139 00:11:51,807 --> 00:11:54,892 Not now! What's the gate number? 140 00:11:55,311 --> 00:11:56,311 H-17. 141 00:11:57,438 --> 00:12:00,938 MAN: Better hurry, it's the last gate. BUZZ: Dad, what gate is it? 142 00:12:01,151 --> 00:12:03,108 H-17, Buzz. Come on, Kevin. 143 00:12:03,737 --> 00:12:06,145 Kevin, you gonna take my bag? Take my bag. 144 00:12:06,406 --> 00:12:08,233 Come on. Come on. 145 00:12:34,937 --> 00:12:37,642 ANNOUNCER: American Airlines flight 226 to New York... 146 00:12:37,898 --> 00:12:40,568 ...is now in the final boarding process. 147 00:12:43,946 --> 00:12:45,939 Come on. Come on! 148 00:12:47,951 --> 00:12:49,326 Dad, wait up! 149 00:12:54,416 --> 00:12:55,791 Dad, wait up! 150 00:12:57,044 --> 00:12:58,289 Wait up! 151 00:12:59,630 --> 00:13:00,630 Wait! 152 00:13:02,132 --> 00:13:03,924 KATE: Come on, come on! 153 00:13:09,432 --> 00:13:10,807 KEVIN: Dad, wait! 154 00:13:16,439 --> 00:13:17,898 KATE: Here we are! Here! 155 00:13:21,945 --> 00:13:22,945 LESLIE: We made it. 156 00:13:23,030 --> 00:13:25,355 Everybody here? We made it? All right. 157 00:13:25,866 --> 00:13:27,775 Please board, the plane's leaving. 158 00:13:27,993 --> 00:13:31,279 - I'll make sure everyone gets on. - We'll get everyone on. 159 00:13:32,164 --> 00:13:34,241 WOMAN: Merry Christmas. Have a nice flight. 160 00:13:34,458 --> 00:13:36,036 - MEGAN: Bye. - Bye-bye. 161 00:13:39,047 --> 00:13:40,161 Hey, wait up! 162 00:13:40,632 --> 00:13:42,292 Hey, guys, wait for me! 163 00:13:44,177 --> 00:13:46,004 - Cutting it kind of close. - Yes. 164 00:13:46,221 --> 00:13:48,048 WOMAN: Merry Christmas. MAN IN COAT: Merry Christmas. 165 00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:49,307 Wait! 166 00:13:50,809 --> 00:13:52,090 Wait! 167 00:13:53,437 --> 00:13:56,604 - I'm sorry. - That's okay. Are you on this flight? 168 00:13:56,857 --> 00:14:00,440 Yeah. My family's on the plane. I don't want to be left here. 169 00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:03,186 - Do you have a boarding pass? - Somewhere... 170 00:14:03,406 --> 00:14:04,817 They're ready to go. 171 00:14:05,033 --> 00:14:06,112 He dropped his pass. 172 00:14:06,367 --> 00:14:09,902 This happened to me last year and almost wrecked my Christmas. 173 00:14:10,121 --> 00:14:11,830 You sure your family's onboard? 174 00:14:12,040 --> 00:14:15,160 My dad ran in right before I bumped into this lady. 175 00:14:15,961 --> 00:14:19,829 Board him. Make sure he locates his family before you leave him. 176 00:14:20,049 --> 00:14:21,508 Okay. Come on. 177 00:14:25,012 --> 00:14:26,341 Do you see your family? 178 00:14:27,306 --> 00:14:28,338 There's my dad. 179 00:14:28,641 --> 00:14:32,141 - Find an empty seat. Merry Christmas. - You too. 180 00:14:32,353 --> 00:14:34,560 In order to push back from the gate... 181 00:14:34,814 --> 00:14:37,981 ...all passengers must have their seat belts fastened. 182 00:15:06,515 --> 00:15:09,267 So have you ever been to Florida? 183 00:15:09,476 --> 00:15:12,561 (SPEAKS IN FRENCH) 184 00:15:30,624 --> 00:15:33,459 (ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON RECORDER) 185 00:15:33,669 --> 00:15:37,998 Welcome aboard American Airlines flight 176 non-stop to New York. 186 00:15:49,144 --> 00:15:50,852 PETER: I didn 't think we'd make it. 187 00:15:54,316 --> 00:15:55,596 Something wrong? 188 00:15:55,859 --> 00:15:57,022 Honey? 189 00:15:57,528 --> 00:15:59,105 I have that feeling. 190 00:16:00,197 --> 00:16:02,024 We forgot something? 191 00:16:02,950 --> 00:16:06,782 No, I don't think we did, but I just have that feeling. 192 00:16:07,121 --> 00:16:08,366 Just bad memories. 193 00:16:08,915 --> 00:16:13,292 We did everything, brought everything. We have everybody. 194 00:16:13,503 --> 00:16:15,163 There's nothing to worry about. 195 00:16:17,549 --> 00:16:21,867 KATE: Yeah. Yeah, you're right. You're right. We're fine. 196 00:16:22,346 --> 00:16:24,338 PETER: Nothing to worry about. 197 00:16:43,827 --> 00:16:45,202 Mom? 198 00:16:46,705 --> 00:16:48,116 Dad? 199 00:16:49,208 --> 00:16:50,832 Uncle Frank? 200 00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,540 Buzz? 201 00:17:01,804 --> 00:17:03,963 We're the last ones off the plane. 202 00:17:08,645 --> 00:17:10,934 Where are those guys? 203 00:17:16,904 --> 00:17:18,624 PETER: Is this Megan's? KATE: It's Brooke's. 204 00:17:18,864 --> 00:17:22,115 Give this to Brooke, this to Kevin. 205 00:17:22,326 --> 00:17:25,327 - Give this... Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 206 00:17:25,538 --> 00:17:26,701 Give this to Kevin. 207 00:17:26,914 --> 00:17:27,994 - Kevin. - Kevin. 208 00:17:28,249 --> 00:17:30,372 - Give this to Kevin. - Give this to Kevin. 209 00:17:30,627 --> 00:17:32,584 - Give this to Kevin. - Kevin. 210 00:17:32,837 --> 00:17:35,459 - Give this to Kevin. - Here you go, Kevin. 211 00:17:42,598 --> 00:17:45,089 - Kevin's not here. - Kevin's not here. 212 00:17:45,309 --> 00:17:47,765 - Kevin's not here. - Kevin's not here. 213 00:17:47,979 --> 00:17:50,517 - Kevin's not here. - Kevin's not here. 214 00:17:50,773 --> 00:17:53,229 - Kevin's not here. - Kevin's not here. 215 00:17:53,484 --> 00:17:54,895 Kevin's not here. 216 00:17:55,153 --> 00:17:56,731 Kevin's not here. 217 00:17:57,989 --> 00:17:59,234 What! 218 00:18:02,995 --> 00:18:04,453 Kevin! 219 00:18:27,896 --> 00:18:29,094 (GASPS) 220 00:18:32,651 --> 00:18:34,810 Excuse me, this is an emergency! 221 00:18:36,614 --> 00:18:37,614 Yes, sir? 222 00:18:37,823 --> 00:18:39,104 What city is that? 223 00:18:41,452 --> 00:18:42,650 That's New York. 224 00:18:43,705 --> 00:18:45,662 Yikes, I did it again! 225 00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:51,993 Something wrong, sir? 226 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:57,002 I'll be fine. 227 00:19:06,270 --> 00:19:10,767 Oh, no. My family's in Florida and I'm in New York. 228 00:19:12,068 --> 00:19:15,272 My family's in Florida? 229 00:19:15,530 --> 00:19:16,811 I'm in... 230 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:19,324 ...New York? 231 00:20:29,067 --> 00:20:30,645 Wow. 232 00:21:05,105 --> 00:21:06,648 What's the child's name? 233 00:21:06,857 --> 00:21:09,562 - Kevin. - K-E-V-l-N. 234 00:21:09,777 --> 00:21:11,734 When did you see him last? 235 00:21:11,946 --> 00:21:12,977 Curbside check-in? 236 00:21:13,239 --> 00:21:16,525 No, I saw him at the door. He was with us in the terminal. 237 00:21:17,660 --> 00:21:22,287 Most people get separated at security. Did everyone get through security? 238 00:21:22,499 --> 00:21:24,456 I don't know. Peter... 239 00:21:24,710 --> 00:21:27,545 We were in a hurry. We ran all the way to the gate. 240 00:21:28,088 --> 00:21:30,840 When did you notice he was missing? 241 00:21:31,717 --> 00:21:34,469 When we picked up our baggage here. 242 00:21:35,304 --> 00:21:38,258 - Has the boy ever run away from home? - No. 243 00:21:38,474 --> 00:21:41,226 Has he ever been in a situation on his own? 244 00:21:46,441 --> 00:21:49,146 As a matter of fact, this has happened before. 245 00:21:49,778 --> 00:21:52,945 KATE: It's becoming a McCallister family travel tradition. 246 00:21:54,032 --> 00:21:57,402 Funnily enough, we never lose our luggage. 247 00:21:58,913 --> 00:22:00,407 (KNOCKING) 248 00:22:09,132 --> 00:22:12,631 He was left at home, by accident, last year. 249 00:22:13,678 --> 00:22:18,471 That's what my wife meant calling it a McCallister family travel tradition. 250 00:22:20,227 --> 00:22:21,935 We'll call Chicago and... 251 00:22:22,187 --> 00:22:24,429 ...notify them of the situation. 252 00:22:24,690 --> 00:22:27,015 The odds are that's where he is. 253 00:22:27,777 --> 00:22:28,777 Thanks. 254 00:22:29,487 --> 00:22:32,239 Very unlikely he'd be anywhere else. 255 00:22:45,421 --> 00:22:46,963 (HORN HONKS) 256 00:22:47,214 --> 00:22:48,922 DRIVER: Watch out, kid! 257 00:23:01,521 --> 00:23:03,561 WORKER: Yo, where's your manifest? 258 00:23:08,737 --> 00:23:10,860 Here we are, Marv, New York City. 259 00:23:11,115 --> 00:23:13,321 The land of opportunity. 260 00:23:14,243 --> 00:23:15,821 Smell that? 261 00:23:16,245 --> 00:23:17,245 Yeah. 262 00:23:17,288 --> 00:23:18,747 Know what that is? 263 00:23:18,956 --> 00:23:21,578 - Fish. - It's freedom. 264 00:23:21,959 --> 00:23:23,584 No, it's fish. 265 00:23:23,836 --> 00:23:26,873 - It's freedom and it's money. - Okay, okay. 266 00:23:27,090 --> 00:23:28,090 It's freedom. 267 00:23:28,216 --> 00:23:30,624 Come on, let's go before someone sees us. 268 00:23:31,052 --> 00:23:32,511 And it's fish. 269 00:23:38,644 --> 00:23:40,767 Yes, one quick score. 270 00:23:41,021 --> 00:23:43,691 We get ourselves some phony passports... 271 00:23:43,941 --> 00:23:46,777 ...and we hightail it to some foreign country. 272 00:23:47,445 --> 00:23:48,773 Arizona? 273 00:23:54,160 --> 00:23:56,118 That's very smart, Marv. 274 00:23:56,371 --> 00:23:59,289 You bust out of jail to rob 14 cents from a Santy Claus? 275 00:23:59,791 --> 00:24:00,791 Every bit helps. 276 00:24:01,293 --> 00:24:03,867 Besides, now we got our new nickname. 277 00:24:04,505 --> 00:24:06,711 We're the Sticky Bandits! 278 00:24:07,425 --> 00:24:08,800 Real cute. 279 00:24:09,385 --> 00:24:10,879 Very cute. 280 00:24:27,362 --> 00:24:31,692 "The Plaza Hotel. New York's most exciting hotel experience." 281 00:24:44,506 --> 00:24:46,333 Sick! 282 00:25:43,277 --> 00:25:44,736 What's the matter? 283 00:25:45,237 --> 00:25:47,029 Thought I saw something. 284 00:25:56,040 --> 00:25:58,080 (SPEAKS IN FRENCH) 285 00:26:02,547 --> 00:26:05,169 Serves you right! Come on, let's go. 286 00:26:05,467 --> 00:26:07,258 I think she likes me. 287 00:26:09,138 --> 00:26:10,138 Ahh. 288 00:26:44,425 --> 00:26:46,050 Excuse me, where's the lobby? 289 00:26:46,302 --> 00:26:49,173 - Down the hall and to the left. - Thanks. 290 00:27:03,028 --> 00:27:04,404 Wow. 291 00:27:13,039 --> 00:27:15,246 ANNOUNCER ON RECORDER: Guests of the new Celebrity Ding-Dang-Dong... 292 00:27:15,500 --> 00:27:18,169 ...stay at the world-renowned Plaza Hotel: 293 00:27:18,378 --> 00:27:20,786 New York's most exciting hotel experience. 294 00:27:21,048 --> 00:27:22,874 For reservations, call toll-free... 295 00:27:23,091 --> 00:27:27,041 ...1-800-759-3000. 296 00:27:28,472 --> 00:27:30,465 I'll do just that. 297 00:27:31,350 --> 00:27:34,020 KEVIN: Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister. The father. 298 00:27:34,312 --> 00:27:35,936 I'd like a hotel room. 299 00:27:36,189 --> 00:27:38,644 With an extra-large bed, a TV... 300 00:27:38,900 --> 00:27:41,771 ...and one of those little refrigerators with a key. 301 00:27:42,570 --> 00:27:44,480 Credit card? You got it. 302 00:27:48,243 --> 00:27:50,402 Plaza Reservations, may I help you? 303 00:27:50,662 --> 00:27:53,382 KEVIN ON RECORDER IN SLOW SPEED: Howdy-do. This is Peter McCallister. 304 00:27:53,499 --> 00:27:54,993 The father. 305 00:27:55,209 --> 00:27:57,000 - WOMAN: Yes, sir. - I'd like a hotel room. 306 00:27:57,253 --> 00:28:00,503 - WOMAN: Yes. - With an extra-large bed, a TV... 307 00:28:00,757 --> 00:28:04,589 ...and one of those little refrigerators with a key. 308 00:28:05,261 --> 00:28:07,301 You'll need a major credit card. 309 00:28:07,639 --> 00:28:10,212 Credit card? You got it. 310 00:28:11,017 --> 00:28:13,224 WOMAN: Thank you. Enjoy your stay. 311 00:28:16,607 --> 00:28:18,484 CONCIERGE: Yes, two at eight, Henri. 312 00:28:18,509 --> 00:28:19,632 Mr. Yamamoto. 313 00:28:20,736 --> 00:28:21,736 Hold on a second. 314 00:28:26,617 --> 00:28:27,816 I'll call you back. 315 00:28:31,206 --> 00:28:32,206 Hi. 316 00:28:36,878 --> 00:28:37,910 Can I help you? 317 00:28:38,338 --> 00:28:39,998 Reservation for McCallister. 318 00:28:42,176 --> 00:28:44,168 A reservation for yourself? 319 00:28:44,595 --> 00:28:48,842 My feet are hardly touching the ground. I can barely see over the counter. 320 00:28:49,308 --> 00:28:51,597 How can I make a reservation for a room? 321 00:28:52,019 --> 00:28:55,887 Think about it: A kid going into a hotel making a reservation? 322 00:28:56,858 --> 00:28:57,973 I don't think so. 323 00:28:59,694 --> 00:29:01,189 I'm confused. 324 00:29:01,488 --> 00:29:05,106 I'm traveling with my dad. He's on business. He's at a meeting. 325 00:29:05,367 --> 00:29:09,579 I hate meetings. I'm not allowed to go in, only to sit in the lobby. 326 00:29:09,997 --> 00:29:10,997 That's boring. 327 00:29:11,373 --> 00:29:12,832 So my dad dropped me off. 328 00:29:14,168 --> 00:29:17,371 Gave me his credit card and said to have check-in... 329 00:29:17,630 --> 00:29:20,797 ...let me in the room so I won't get into mischief. 330 00:29:21,009 --> 00:29:23,416 Ma'am, sometimes I do get into mischief. 331 00:29:25,430 --> 00:29:26,759 We all do. 332 00:29:29,434 --> 00:29:31,012 Merry Christmas. 333 00:29:32,563 --> 00:29:33,725 No sign of him. 334 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:37,811 We'll need to be in touch. You have hotel rooms? 335 00:29:38,069 --> 00:29:41,402 - Yeah. - Do you have a recent photo of him? 336 00:29:43,408 --> 00:29:45,400 I have one in my wallet. 337 00:29:46,661 --> 00:29:48,321 I don't have my wallet. 338 00:29:49,331 --> 00:29:51,454 My wallet's in my bag. 339 00:29:51,750 --> 00:29:55,415 Kevin was looking in my bag at the airport. He has my wallet. 340 00:29:55,837 --> 00:29:58,755 - Did you have credit cards? - Credit cards, money... 341 00:29:58,966 --> 00:30:01,255 We'll notify the credit card companies. 342 00:30:01,510 --> 00:30:06,089 If your son has the cards, we can get a location on him when he uses them. 343 00:30:06,349 --> 00:30:09,219 I don't think he knows how to use a credit card. 344 00:30:12,188 --> 00:30:13,268 Wow! It worked! 345 00:30:17,527 --> 00:30:19,401 - Cedric. - Yes? 346 00:30:19,655 --> 00:30:22,739 - Don't count your tips in public. - I'm sorry. 347 00:30:23,325 --> 00:30:27,323 And find out everything you can about that young fellow. 348 00:30:28,664 --> 00:30:30,242 Front, please! 349 00:30:35,046 --> 00:30:37,086 Enjoy your stay with us. 350 00:30:37,298 --> 00:30:40,253 Don't forget to remind your dad, when he arrives... 351 00:30:40,468 --> 00:30:43,386 ...he must come down and sign a couple of things. 352 00:30:43,597 --> 00:30:46,847 - Thank you, you've been helpful. - CEDRIC: May I take your bag? 353 00:30:51,647 --> 00:30:53,189 Up here to your left. 354 00:30:53,983 --> 00:30:56,652 Herbert Hoover once stayed on this floor. 355 00:30:56,903 --> 00:30:58,231 The vacuum guy? 356 00:30:58,488 --> 00:31:00,694 No, the president. 357 00:31:05,578 --> 00:31:08,414 This is one of our finest suites, sir. 358 00:31:16,423 --> 00:31:18,215 This is great! 359 00:31:23,598 --> 00:31:27,181 Wow! A huge bed just for me! 360 00:31:33,859 --> 00:31:36,729 Luxurious and spacious. 361 00:31:42,910 --> 00:31:44,190 How convenient. 362 00:31:47,790 --> 00:31:49,071 Hey. 363 00:31:51,461 --> 00:31:55,126 Did you want the key in the bag? Or did you want to hang on to it? 364 00:31:55,382 --> 00:31:56,757 I'll hang on to it. 365 00:32:00,303 --> 00:32:01,798 Everything all right? 366 00:32:02,014 --> 00:32:04,339 - Is the temperature okay? - It's okay. 367 00:32:04,725 --> 00:32:08,426 - Do you know how the TV works? - I'm 10 years old. TV's my life. 368 00:32:09,605 --> 00:32:10,980 Well... 369 00:32:14,819 --> 00:32:15,850 I'm sorry. 370 00:32:21,284 --> 00:32:23,954 And there's plenty more where that came from. 371 00:32:26,331 --> 00:32:27,660 Thank you. 372 00:32:55,237 --> 00:32:57,728 Would you mind if I worked on my cannonballs? 373 00:32:58,532 --> 00:32:59,532 No. 374 00:33:00,326 --> 00:33:01,326 Thanks. 375 00:33:14,841 --> 00:33:16,252 KEVIN: Yikes! 376 00:33:37,657 --> 00:33:40,065 This is a vacation. 377 00:33:40,994 --> 00:33:42,536 Hold it right there! 378 00:33:43,288 --> 00:33:44,913 It's me, Johnny. 379 00:33:45,123 --> 00:33:46,666 I knew it was you. 380 00:33:47,042 --> 00:33:49,664 I could smell you getting off the elevator. 381 00:33:51,088 --> 00:33:54,789 - Two scoops, sir? - Two? Make it three, I'm not driving. 382 00:33:55,009 --> 00:33:59,054 - DAME: Gardenias, Johnny, your favorite. - Thank you. 383 00:33:59,430 --> 00:34:01,719 You was here last night too, wasn 't you? 384 00:34:02,559 --> 00:34:04,848 I was singing at the Blue Monkey last night. 385 00:34:05,061 --> 00:34:07,469 She was not. She was smooching your brother. 386 00:34:07,898 --> 00:34:11,516 You was here and you was smooching with my brother. 387 00:34:11,735 --> 00:34:13,360 - DAME: That's a dirty lie. - See? 388 00:34:13,570 --> 00:34:16,441 Don't give me that. You been smooching everybody! 389 00:34:16,699 --> 00:34:19,237 Snuffy, Al, Leo... 390 00:34:19,452 --> 00:34:23,865 ...Little Moe with the gimpy leg, Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... 391 00:34:24,082 --> 00:34:25,873 I could go on forever, baby. 392 00:34:26,125 --> 00:34:27,750 DAME: You have me all wrong! 393 00:34:28,002 --> 00:34:29,002 JOHNNY: All right... 394 00:34:29,170 --> 00:34:30,451 ...I believe you. 395 00:34:30,714 --> 00:34:33,003 But my Tommy gun don 't! 396 00:34:33,550 --> 00:34:34,795 Johnny! 397 00:34:35,385 --> 00:34:37,212 You're the only duck in my pond! 398 00:34:37,429 --> 00:34:40,099 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 399 00:34:40,307 --> 00:34:43,143 DAME: Baby! I'm over the moon for you! 400 00:34:43,352 --> 00:34:45,179 You gotta do better than that! 401 00:34:45,938 --> 00:34:50,980 If my love was an ocean, Lindy'd have to take two planes to get across it. 402 00:34:52,403 --> 00:34:55,440 Maybe I'm off my hinges, but I believe you. 403 00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:58,240 That's why I'm letting you go. 404 00:34:58,660 --> 00:35:02,705 I'm gonna give you till the count of three, to get your lousy... 405 00:35:03,165 --> 00:35:04,165 ...lying... 406 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:08,123 ...lowdown, four-flushing carcass out my door! 407 00:35:08,629 --> 00:35:10,254 She's rat bait. 408 00:35:10,548 --> 00:35:11,548 One! 409 00:35:12,842 --> 00:35:13,842 Two! 410 00:35:18,640 --> 00:35:22,223 (LAUGHING) 411 00:35:22,727 --> 00:35:23,727 Three! 412 00:35:24,312 --> 00:35:27,183 Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 413 00:35:29,234 --> 00:35:31,144 And a Happy New Year. 414 00:36:04,230 --> 00:36:05,230 Housekeeping. 415 00:36:46,358 --> 00:36:50,771 FRANK OVER RECORDER: We know a guy who can do the cool jerk 416 00:36:51,989 --> 00:36:56,236 We know a guy who can do the cool jerk 417 00:36:56,494 --> 00:36:59,946 This cat they're talkin ' about 418 00:37:00,165 --> 00:37:02,786 I wonder who could it be 419 00:37:03,043 --> 00:37:05,960 'Cause I know I'm the heaviest cat 420 00:37:06,213 --> 00:37:09,130 The heaviest cat you ever did see 421 00:37:09,383 --> 00:37:12,052 When they see me Walkin ' down the street 422 00:37:12,303 --> 00:37:14,972 None of the fellas want to speak Hey, hey, hey 423 00:37:15,181 --> 00:37:18,051 On their faces they wear a silly smirk 'Cause they know 424 00:37:18,309 --> 00:37:22,639 I'm the king of the cool jerks 425 00:37:26,443 --> 00:37:29,894 Get out of here, you pervert, or I'll slap you silly! 426 00:37:30,447 --> 00:37:31,478 Uh... 427 00:37:34,034 --> 00:37:36,442 Oh, you're cooking, Frankie. 428 00:37:38,622 --> 00:37:40,200 Oh, my foot! 429 00:38:13,034 --> 00:38:15,655 Didn't look this bad on our honeymoon. 430 00:38:33,055 --> 00:38:34,170 Uncle Rob lives here. 431 00:38:34,765 --> 00:38:37,767 If they're back from Paris, I'll drop in on them. 432 00:38:38,061 --> 00:38:40,682 They usually give pretty good presents. 433 00:39:40,127 --> 00:39:41,586 Good night, Mom. 434 00:39:47,218 --> 00:39:48,878 Good night, Kevin. 435 00:40:15,873 --> 00:40:17,533 Your drawers, sir. 436 00:40:17,750 --> 00:40:22,578 Don't flash these babies around here! There could be girls on this floor! 437 00:40:22,797 --> 00:40:24,505 I was very careful, sir. 438 00:40:24,841 --> 00:40:27,463 You can't be too careful with underwear. 439 00:40:27,677 --> 00:40:28,840 I understand. 440 00:40:29,554 --> 00:40:31,927 I'm sorry. You wanted a tip. 441 00:40:32,558 --> 00:40:36,556 That won't be necessary, sir. I still have some tip left over. 442 00:40:38,189 --> 00:40:39,351 No tip? 443 00:40:39,732 --> 00:40:41,012 Okay. 444 00:40:42,068 --> 00:40:44,357 No, no, wait, wait, wait, wait! 445 00:40:47,574 --> 00:40:50,195 The doorman will be happy to find you a taxi... 446 00:40:50,910 --> 00:40:51,910 Mr. McCallister. 447 00:40:55,207 --> 00:40:56,535 Excuse me. 448 00:40:56,750 --> 00:40:57,913 Sure. 449 00:41:01,213 --> 00:41:03,122 And how are we this morning? 450 00:41:03,382 --> 00:41:06,502 - Fine. Is my transportation here? - Out in front, sir. 451 00:41:06,761 --> 00:41:09,168 A limousine and a pizza. 452 00:41:09,388 --> 00:41:11,049 Compliments of the Plaza Hotel. 453 00:41:11,724 --> 00:41:14,642 I do hope your father understands that last night... 454 00:41:14,894 --> 00:41:18,429 ...I was simply checking to see that everything was in order. 455 00:41:18,648 --> 00:41:20,226 Oh, he was pretty mad. 456 00:41:20,525 --> 00:41:21,525 He was? 457 00:41:21,735 --> 00:41:25,187 He said he didn't come here to have his naked rear spied on. 458 00:41:25,948 --> 00:41:27,442 Of course not. 459 00:41:27,700 --> 00:41:29,657 Will he be down soon? 460 00:41:29,910 --> 00:41:31,073 He already left. 461 00:41:33,873 --> 00:41:36,993 I would've liked to have offered my personal apology. 462 00:41:37,418 --> 00:41:40,585 If a guy saw you in the shower, would you want to see him? 463 00:41:41,381 --> 00:41:42,875 I suppose not. 464 00:41:43,174 --> 00:41:45,167 I don't think you'll see him again. 465 00:41:46,136 --> 00:41:47,167 I understand. 466 00:41:48,805 --> 00:41:50,051 Bye. 467 00:41:52,643 --> 00:41:54,434 Have a lovely day. 468 00:42:03,696 --> 00:42:05,819 McCallister... 469 00:42:18,712 --> 00:42:21,334 - Good morning, Mr. McCallister. - Morning. 470 00:42:28,681 --> 00:42:31,801 Mr. McCallister, here's your very own... 471 00:42:32,060 --> 00:42:33,638 ...cheese pizza. 472 00:42:55,543 --> 00:42:57,785 - Hello? - Hello. 473 00:42:58,004 --> 00:42:59,415 Know any good toy stores? 474 00:43:00,006 --> 00:43:01,465 Yes, sir. 475 00:43:13,104 --> 00:43:14,349 Ahh. 476 00:43:19,611 --> 00:43:20,986 Bingo! 477 00:43:36,295 --> 00:43:39,380 Get outta here! Go on, get outta here! Get outta here! 478 00:43:39,590 --> 00:43:41,832 Beat it! Beat it! Get outta here! 479 00:43:42,093 --> 00:43:45,794 Hey, Marv! Get over here! I gotta talk to you! 480 00:43:55,983 --> 00:43:57,477 Whoa, whoa! 481 00:43:59,945 --> 00:44:03,445 - Would you like a scarf? - Forget about that, we gotta talk. 482 00:44:04,784 --> 00:44:09,031 We don't have the equipment to pull off anything big: Banks, jewelry stores... 483 00:44:09,664 --> 00:44:13,579 We don't want goods. We need cash and we need it now. 484 00:44:13,793 --> 00:44:15,038 How about... 485 00:44:15,295 --> 00:44:16,493 ...hotels? 486 00:44:16,755 --> 00:44:18,463 Tourists carry lots of cash. 487 00:44:18,674 --> 00:44:23,585 I got a better idea. Stores ain't depositing cash on Christmas Eve. 488 00:44:24,054 --> 00:44:29,013 The stores that will have cash are the ones dealing in moderate priced goods. 489 00:44:29,268 --> 00:44:30,466 Right. Right. 490 00:44:30,728 --> 00:44:34,429 Ergo, what store's gonna make the most cash on Christmas Eve... 491 00:44:34,691 --> 00:44:36,482 ...that nobody's gonna rob? 492 00:44:37,402 --> 00:44:38,433 Candy stores. 493 00:44:39,779 --> 00:44:41,737 Nine-year-olds rob candy stores. 494 00:44:42,824 --> 00:44:44,616 This is what I had in mind: 495 00:44:46,870 --> 00:44:49,575 That's brilliant, Harry! Brilliant! 496 00:44:51,917 --> 00:44:55,666 Nobody's dumb enough to knock off a toy store on Christmas Eve. 497 00:44:55,880 --> 00:44:57,754 Oh, yes, there is. 498 00:45:15,901 --> 00:45:19,436 DRIVER: Here we are, sir: Duncan's Toy Chest. 499 00:45:20,364 --> 00:45:22,571 Merry Christmas, Kevin. 500 00:45:29,833 --> 00:45:32,122 (TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWS) 501 00:45:57,988 --> 00:46:03,030 (TOY CLICKING) 502 00:46:05,162 --> 00:46:07,997 This is the greatest accident of my life. 503 00:46:26,351 --> 00:46:28,309 Marv. Marv! 504 00:46:28,562 --> 00:46:31,598 Hey, nice house. But there's no bathroom in it. 505 00:46:34,401 --> 00:46:35,564 So, what's the plan? 506 00:46:35,778 --> 00:46:40,440 Everyone leaves for a holiday off. We come out of our houses. 507 00:46:43,953 --> 00:46:44,953 Yeah, then what? 508 00:46:45,163 --> 00:46:47,488 We empty the registers and walk out. 509 00:46:47,749 --> 00:46:49,742 Great plan, Harry! 510 00:46:50,877 --> 00:46:53,713 MR. DUNCAN: Well, now, thank you and Merry Christmas. 511 00:46:53,922 --> 00:46:55,998 Say hello to the family. 512 00:46:58,719 --> 00:47:00,379 Let me see. 513 00:47:02,348 --> 00:47:03,676 You shopping alone? 514 00:47:04,100 --> 00:47:05,275 In New York? 515 00:47:05,300 --> 00:47:07,160 Sir, I'm afraid of my own shadow. 516 00:47:07,770 --> 00:47:10,807 - I was just checking. - That's very responsible of you. 517 00:47:11,066 --> 00:47:12,476 Oh, well, thank you. 518 00:47:12,734 --> 00:47:14,193 My pleasure. 519 00:47:14,444 --> 00:47:18,941 That'll be $23.75. 520 00:47:20,576 --> 00:47:23,197 My, my, my. Where did you get all that money? 521 00:47:25,456 --> 00:47:27,698 - I have a lot of grandmothers. - Oh. 522 00:47:28,376 --> 00:47:30,000 Well, that explains it. 523 00:47:32,130 --> 00:47:36,459 This is a nice store. One of the finer toy dealerships I've visited. 524 00:47:36,676 --> 00:47:37,707 Well, thank you. 525 00:47:37,927 --> 00:47:39,885 Mr. Duncan must be a nice guy... 526 00:47:40,096 --> 00:47:43,181 ...letting kids come in here and play with his toys. 527 00:47:43,433 --> 00:47:45,343 Most toy stores prohibit that. 528 00:47:45,561 --> 00:47:46,723 - Is that so? - Yes. 529 00:47:46,979 --> 00:47:49,221 Well, he loves kids. 530 00:47:49,481 --> 00:47:53,610 As a matter of fact, all the money the store takes in today... 531 00:47:53,861 --> 00:47:57,028 ...Mr. Duncan is donating to the Children's Hospital. 532 00:47:57,240 --> 00:47:59,363 And the day after Christmas... 533 00:47:59,576 --> 00:48:02,742 ...we empty out all the money in the cash register... 534 00:48:02,954 --> 00:48:06,121 ...and Mr. Duncan takes it right down to the hospital. 535 00:48:06,500 --> 00:48:07,780 That's generous of him. 536 00:48:08,001 --> 00:48:11,335 Well, children bring him a lot of joy... 537 00:48:11,588 --> 00:48:14,839 ...as they do to everyone who appreciates them. 538 00:48:20,556 --> 00:48:25,515 I'm not supposed to spend this, but I have $20 in a jar in our garage... 539 00:48:25,728 --> 00:48:29,678 ...where my brother can't find it. So I can pay my mother back. 540 00:48:29,941 --> 00:48:33,939 So give this to Mr. Duncan. The hospital needs it more than I do. 541 00:48:34,154 --> 00:48:38,733 Besides, I'll probably spend it on stuff that will rot my teeth and mind. 542 00:48:41,412 --> 00:48:44,863 Ah, that's... That's very sweet of you. 543 00:48:45,791 --> 00:48:47,831 You see that tree there? 544 00:48:48,086 --> 00:48:51,751 Well, to show our appreciation for your generosity... 545 00:48:51,965 --> 00:48:54,670 ...I'll let you select an object from that tree... 546 00:48:54,884 --> 00:48:58,004 ...to take home with you. - For free? 547 00:48:59,139 --> 00:49:02,093 - May I make a suggestion? - Okay. 548 00:49:02,309 --> 00:49:04,432 Take the turtledoves. 549 00:49:05,062 --> 00:49:06,391 I can have two? 550 00:49:06,605 --> 00:49:10,983 Well, "two turtledoves." And I tell you what you do. 551 00:49:11,235 --> 00:49:12,813 You keep one... 552 00:49:13,237 --> 00:49:17,022 ...and give the other one to a very special person. 553 00:49:17,617 --> 00:49:19,491 You see, turtledoves... 554 00:49:19,995 --> 00:49:23,031 ...are a symbol of friendship and love. 555 00:49:23,331 --> 00:49:26,783 Now, as long as each of you have your turtledove... 556 00:49:27,044 --> 00:49:29,617 ...you'll be friends forever. 557 00:49:29,880 --> 00:49:34,044 Wow, I never knew that. I thought they were just part of a song. 558 00:49:34,260 --> 00:49:38,044 They are. And for that very special reason. 559 00:49:39,098 --> 00:49:40,098 Wow. 560 00:49:40,433 --> 00:49:41,433 Thanks. 561 00:49:41,684 --> 00:49:42,929 Merry Christmas. 562 00:49:43,144 --> 00:49:45,137 Merry Christmas to you too. 563 00:49:45,438 --> 00:49:48,226 Me sure to bundle up if you go outside. It's nippy. 564 00:49:49,067 --> 00:49:51,558 Oh. I'll do that. 565 00:50:28,484 --> 00:50:30,192 Well, where to? 566 00:50:30,653 --> 00:50:33,489 You promised you'd take me to the Central Park Zoo. 567 00:50:41,957 --> 00:50:44,578 Hey, look who it is. 568 00:50:48,214 --> 00:50:49,922 Come on, let's get him. 569 00:50:55,805 --> 00:50:56,968 HARRY: Hi, pal. 570 00:51:03,647 --> 00:51:05,022 (GASPS) 571 00:51:05,399 --> 00:51:06,727 (SCREAMS) 572 00:51:16,577 --> 00:51:17,740 Come on. 573 00:51:33,262 --> 00:51:34,637 MAN 1: Hey! 574 00:51:39,935 --> 00:51:41,346 MAN 2: Hey, watch it, man! 575 00:51:41,604 --> 00:51:43,146 (GLASS BREAKS) 576 00:51:43,564 --> 00:51:47,977 Buy now and avoid the Christmas rush. Two for $5. Two for $5. 577 00:51:48,444 --> 00:51:49,855 Four for 10. 578 00:51:50,321 --> 00:51:51,484 There he is! 579 00:51:52,032 --> 00:51:53,111 All right. 580 00:51:54,075 --> 00:51:56,317 - Thanks. - Merry Christmas, dude. 581 00:52:25,818 --> 00:52:27,360 BOTH: Whoa! 582 00:52:30,114 --> 00:52:31,229 Oh... 583 00:52:32,700 --> 00:52:34,075 Yes! 584 00:52:34,452 --> 00:52:37,786 WOMAN: Thank you for your suggestion. CONCIERGE: My duty. My pleasure. 585 00:52:49,593 --> 00:52:51,882 Help! There's two guys after me! 586 00:52:52,471 --> 00:52:55,971 What's the matter? Store wouldn't take your... 587 00:52:56,559 --> 00:52:58,598 ...stolen credit card? 588 00:52:59,520 --> 00:53:02,474 Let's see what the police have to say about this. 589 00:53:08,321 --> 00:53:09,946 HARRY: Get up! Get up! 590 00:53:11,283 --> 00:53:12,907 Come on! Let's go get him. 591 00:53:15,037 --> 00:53:17,706 Get back here, you little thief! 592 00:53:20,626 --> 00:53:21,705 Stop that child! 593 00:53:25,590 --> 00:53:26,835 Grab him! 594 00:53:31,763 --> 00:53:33,590 Whoa! 595 00:53:36,351 --> 00:53:37,893 (GROANING) 596 00:53:41,690 --> 00:53:43,517 You little sh... 597 00:53:45,569 --> 00:53:47,811 I've committed credit card fraud. 598 00:53:48,030 --> 00:53:49,987 CONCIERGE: Get me security! 599 00:53:50,199 --> 00:53:53,236 We've got to stop that delinquent! 600 00:53:53,494 --> 00:53:56,449 Come along, Cedric! 601 00:54:14,684 --> 00:54:18,017 I've had enough of this vacation. I'm going home. 602 00:54:29,366 --> 00:54:30,366 Hold it! 603 00:54:32,494 --> 00:54:34,238 This is the Concierge, sir! 604 00:54:35,539 --> 00:54:37,247 I knew it was you. 605 00:54:37,500 --> 00:54:39,576 I could smell you getting off the elevator. 606 00:54:42,338 --> 00:54:44,461 JOHNNY: You was here last night too, wasn 't you? 607 00:54:46,759 --> 00:54:48,799 Yes, sir. 608 00:54:49,012 --> 00:54:50,012 I was. 609 00:54:50,513 --> 00:54:53,764 You was here and you was smooching with my brother. 610 00:54:54,685 --> 00:54:56,309 Bu... 611 00:54:57,521 --> 00:54:59,181 You're mistaken, sir. 612 00:54:59,940 --> 00:55:02,775 Don 't give me that. You've smooched everybody. 613 00:55:03,110 --> 00:55:07,488 Snuffy, Al, Leo, Little Moe with the gimpy leg... 614 00:55:07,824 --> 00:55:09,947 ...Cheeks, Boney Bob, Cliff... 615 00:55:10,410 --> 00:55:11,410 (GASPS) 616 00:55:13,079 --> 00:55:14,871 No! 617 00:55:16,625 --> 00:55:18,119 It's a lie! 618 00:55:18,335 --> 00:55:20,707 JOHNNY: I could go on forever, baby. 619 00:55:21,213 --> 00:55:23,834 I'm terribly sorry, sir. 620 00:55:24,049 --> 00:55:25,709 I'm afraid you're mistaken. 621 00:55:26,343 --> 00:55:28,051 We're looking for a young man. 622 00:55:28,304 --> 00:55:30,759 All right, I believe you... 623 00:55:31,015 --> 00:55:32,474 ...but my Tommy gun don 't. 624 00:55:32,725 --> 00:55:33,804 (GASPS) 625 00:55:34,018 --> 00:55:36,688 Get down on your knees and tell me you love me. 626 00:55:39,941 --> 00:55:41,352 On your knees. 627 00:55:50,202 --> 00:55:52,610 I love you! 628 00:55:53,247 --> 00:55:55,156 (LAUGHS) 629 00:55:55,833 --> 00:55:57,493 You gotta do better than that! 630 00:55:59,212 --> 00:56:01,251 I love you! 631 00:56:03,132 --> 00:56:04,710 JOHNNY: Maybe I'm off my hinges... 632 00:56:05,176 --> 00:56:06,208 ...but I believe you. 633 00:56:06,469 --> 00:56:08,877 That's why I'm gonna let you go. 634 00:56:09,765 --> 00:56:13,763 I'm gonna give you till the count of three to get your lousy... 635 00:56:14,269 --> 00:56:16,262 ...lying, low-down... 636 00:56:16,480 --> 00:56:18,936 ...four-flushing carcass out my door! 637 00:56:21,027 --> 00:56:22,272 - One! - Open the door! 638 00:56:22,528 --> 00:56:23,528 Two! 639 00:56:26,032 --> 00:56:28,025 (GUNFIRE ON TV) 640 00:56:38,045 --> 00:56:39,420 Three. 641 00:56:39,838 --> 00:56:42,875 JOHNNY: Merry Christmas, you filthy animal. 642 00:56:45,428 --> 00:56:47,467 JOHNNY: And a happy new year. 643 00:56:49,974 --> 00:56:52,809 Stay in your rooms! This is an emergency! 644 00:56:53,478 --> 00:56:56,847 There's an insane guest with a gun! 645 00:57:07,326 --> 00:57:08,701 No! 646 00:57:12,039 --> 00:57:13,949 Come to Papa! 647 00:57:15,918 --> 00:57:19,584 Round trip to Miami. What's the matter, get on the wrong plane? 648 00:57:19,839 --> 00:57:21,583 You won't be needing this. 649 00:57:21,841 --> 00:57:26,053 American don't fly to the promised land, little buddy. 650 00:57:27,973 --> 00:57:32,137 We spent 9 months in jail thinking we had the worst luck in the universe. 651 00:57:32,394 --> 00:57:33,805 We were wrong. 652 00:57:34,063 --> 00:57:37,562 We busted out and we're doing fine. Even better... 653 00:57:37,817 --> 00:57:41,233 ...because we're not robbing houses, we're robbing toy stores. 654 00:57:41,446 --> 00:57:44,612 At midnight tonight, we'll hit Duncan's Toy Chest. 655 00:57:44,824 --> 00:57:46,532 Five floors of cash. 656 00:57:46,785 --> 00:57:50,368 Then after that, we grab some phony passports and go to Rio. 657 00:57:50,622 --> 00:57:54,406 - You want to shut up? - He's not gonna talk to anybody. 658 00:57:54,668 --> 00:57:56,708 Except maybe a fish. 659 00:57:56,920 --> 00:57:57,952 Or the undertaker. 660 00:57:58,213 --> 00:58:03,172 Let's go to the subway tunnel. I'll feel better once I get him on ice. 661 00:58:05,346 --> 00:58:06,544 HARRY: I've got a gun. 662 00:58:06,806 --> 00:58:10,471 Say anything and you'll be spitting gum out through your forehead. 663 00:58:31,290 --> 00:58:32,290 Well, hello. 664 00:58:36,129 --> 00:58:37,129 He did it! 665 00:58:37,881 --> 00:58:38,912 Did what? 666 00:58:41,843 --> 00:58:43,219 Thanks! 667 00:58:46,431 --> 00:58:48,471 HARRY: Go get him. MARV: He went in the park. 668 00:58:48,726 --> 00:58:50,517 HARRY: What are you doing flirting?! 669 00:58:53,022 --> 00:58:55,774 (KIDS SHOUTING) 670 00:59:26,307 --> 00:59:27,422 Over there! 671 00:59:34,149 --> 00:59:35,976 BOY: Don't! GIRL: Give it! 672 00:59:37,319 --> 00:59:38,319 MARV: Hey, Harry. 673 00:59:38,779 --> 00:59:40,059 - I got him. - Let me see! 674 00:59:40,322 --> 00:59:43,193 That ain't him! Put him down. That ain't him. 675 00:59:43,909 --> 00:59:48,239 We should've shot him. I hate pulling a job, knowing that creep's loose. 676 00:59:48,456 --> 00:59:51,955 - What can he do? Kids are helpless. - Not this kid. 677 00:59:52,210 --> 00:59:56,623 But this time he doesn't have a house full of dangerous goodies. 678 00:59:56,840 --> 01:00:00,624 He's in the park. He's alone. Kids are scared of the park. 679 01:00:00,844 --> 01:00:04,794 Yeah. Grown men come in the park and don't leave alive. 680 01:00:06,100 --> 01:00:07,891 Good luck, little fella. 681 01:00:18,905 --> 01:00:20,613 KEVIN: I want to go home. 682 01:00:21,408 --> 01:00:23,317 Mom, where are you? 683 01:00:24,286 --> 01:00:27,038 (THUNDER BOOMS) 684 01:00:27,331 --> 01:00:30,000 (SPEAKING IN SPANISH) 685 01:00:51,356 --> 01:00:52,767 (PHONE RINGS) 686 01:00:53,025 --> 01:00:54,353 Turn that down! 687 01:00:56,695 --> 01:00:57,995 - Hello? - COP: Kate McCallister. 688 01:00:58,088 --> 01:00:59,631 - This is she. - We found him. 689 01:00:59,782 --> 01:01:01,241 - Oh, my God! - What? 690 01:01:01,450 --> 01:01:03,408 - They know where Kevin is. - Where? 691 01:01:03,661 --> 01:01:05,654 - He's in New York City. - New York! 692 01:01:05,872 --> 01:01:07,117 New York? 693 01:01:08,833 --> 01:01:09,833 What? 694 01:01:10,543 --> 01:01:13,628 - He's scared, he's not a troublemaker. - What? What? 695 01:01:13,839 --> 01:01:17,967 Just a second. He used your credit card to check into the Plaza Hotel. 696 01:01:19,011 --> 01:01:20,671 - Do they have him? - Is he there? 697 01:01:20,888 --> 01:01:23,177 - No, they're still looking. - Damn it! 698 01:01:23,390 --> 01:01:25,928 - Get to New York. - We're on the next flight out. 699 01:01:26,185 --> 01:01:28,392 Thanks. We're going to New York, move it! 700 01:01:28,604 --> 01:01:29,802 Yes! 701 01:01:31,107 --> 01:01:35,057 He ran away when they asked about the card. He must be scared! 702 01:01:35,570 --> 01:01:38,488 - Would he go to my brother's? - Aren't they in Paris? 703 01:01:38,907 --> 01:01:42,359 - Maybe they have a housesitter. - Aren't they renovating? 704 01:02:13,569 --> 01:02:15,229 (KNOCKING) 705 01:02:22,370 --> 01:02:23,864 Hello?! 706 01:02:24,789 --> 01:02:27,541 Uncle Rob! Aunt Georgette! 707 01:02:27,792 --> 01:02:29,702 Anybody home?! 708 01:02:30,545 --> 01:02:31,625 Hello! 709 01:02:32,214 --> 01:02:33,791 Anybody home? 710 01:02:34,049 --> 01:02:36,801 It's me, your favorite nephew, Kevin! 711 01:02:37,386 --> 01:02:39,094 Uncle Rob! 712 01:02:39,346 --> 01:02:40,924 Aunt Georgette! 713 01:03:02,746 --> 01:03:05,368 (MUMBLES) 714 01:03:24,394 --> 01:03:26,470 Watch it, kid! 715 01:03:26,730 --> 01:03:28,770 (MAN CACKLES) 716 01:03:33,070 --> 01:03:36,237 You looking for someone to read you a bedtime story? 717 01:03:36,491 --> 01:03:38,982 (WOMEN LAUGHING) 718 01:03:42,288 --> 01:03:43,664 Taxi! 719 01:03:56,637 --> 01:03:58,796 It's scary out there. 720 01:04:00,516 --> 01:04:01,892 Ain't much better in here. 721 01:04:02,143 --> 01:04:03,174 (GASPS) 722 01:04:29,589 --> 01:04:32,460 I don't ever want to take a vacation like this again. 723 01:04:44,021 --> 01:04:46,097 (WINGS FLAPPING) 724 01:05:03,375 --> 01:05:04,750 KEVIN: Where did you come from? 725 01:05:05,002 --> 01:05:06,745 I don't have enough for everybody. 726 01:05:07,087 --> 01:05:09,376 How hungry are you guys? 727 01:05:11,008 --> 01:05:13,084 You guys ate all my food. 728 01:05:28,318 --> 01:05:30,394 (SCREAMS) 729 01:06:12,407 --> 01:06:17,235 I'm sorry I screamed in your face. You were trying to help me, right? 730 01:06:20,832 --> 01:06:22,659 I'm Kevin McCallister. 731 01:06:23,544 --> 01:06:25,002 Your birds are real nice. 732 01:06:26,338 --> 01:06:27,714 I've seen you before. 733 01:06:27,965 --> 01:06:30,041 You had pigeons all over you. 734 01:06:30,301 --> 01:06:34,595 At first, you look scary, but when I think about it, it's not so bad. 735 01:06:34,889 --> 01:06:37,427 They must like you to be all over you. 736 01:06:39,185 --> 01:06:41,558 If I'm bothering you, I can leave. 737 01:06:41,813 --> 01:06:43,224 Am I bothering you? 738 01:06:44,774 --> 01:06:46,020 No. 739 01:06:46,943 --> 01:06:49,269 Good. I'm not a pain in the butt? 740 01:06:51,615 --> 01:06:52,813 No. 741 01:06:57,330 --> 01:07:00,247 Will the pigeons come back on their own or do you call them? 742 01:07:11,887 --> 01:07:12,887 LADY: Give me your hand. 743 01:07:16,058 --> 01:07:17,058 (GRAIN SPILLING) 744 01:07:17,309 --> 01:07:18,934 They can hear it. 745 01:07:36,246 --> 01:07:37,491 This is great! 746 01:07:41,794 --> 01:07:43,204 It's pretty cold out. 747 01:07:43,462 --> 01:07:47,127 I'd sure like a cup of hot chocolate. How about you? 748 01:07:47,341 --> 01:07:48,341 My treat. 749 01:07:53,139 --> 01:07:55,809 KEVIN: I'd hate to spend Christmas Eve in such a park. 750 01:07:56,059 --> 01:07:58,016 Can we go someplace warm? 751 01:07:58,395 --> 01:07:59,395 LADY: Yes. 752 01:07:59,563 --> 01:08:01,021 I know a place. 753 01:08:04,109 --> 01:08:07,644 (ORCHESTRA PLAYS) 754 01:08:08,739 --> 01:08:12,737 (ORCHESTRA PLAYS "O COME ALL YE FAITHFUL") 755 01:08:48,031 --> 01:08:49,940 Nice music. 756 01:08:51,368 --> 01:08:53,444 This place is great. 757 01:08:53,870 --> 01:08:56,658 LADY: I've heard the world's great music from here. 758 01:08:58,500 --> 01:09:00,742 Ella Fitzgerald. Count Masie. 759 01:09:01,003 --> 01:09:02,711 Frank Sinatra. 760 01:09:03,047 --> 01:09:05,123 Luciano Pavarotti. 761 01:09:10,305 --> 01:09:12,096 Do you bring your friends here? 762 01:09:14,309 --> 01:09:15,851 I haven't got many friends. 763 01:09:16,978 --> 01:09:18,223 Sorry. 764 01:09:18,980 --> 01:09:21,139 I'm like the birds I care for. 765 01:09:22,067 --> 01:09:26,195 People pass me in the street. They see me but they try to ignore me. 766 01:09:26,447 --> 01:09:28,523 They prefer I wasn't in their city. 767 01:09:29,075 --> 01:09:33,951 Yeah. It's like that with my family. I'm like the pigeon of the house... 768 01:09:34,205 --> 01:09:35,747 ...just because I'm the youngest. 769 01:09:36,666 --> 01:09:38,742 Everyone fights for position. 770 01:09:39,127 --> 01:09:40,787 Everyone wants to be seen... 771 01:09:41,046 --> 01:09:42,046 ...and heard. 772 01:09:42,547 --> 01:09:43,627 I guess so. 773 01:09:43,882 --> 01:09:48,343 I'm seen and heard pretty much. But I get sent to my room a lot too. 774 01:09:51,265 --> 01:09:53,423 I wasn't always like this. 775 01:09:54,060 --> 01:09:56,052 What were you like before? 776 01:09:56,771 --> 01:09:59,440 I had a job. I had a home. 777 01:09:59,982 --> 01:10:02,189 - I had a family. - Any kids? 778 01:10:03,736 --> 01:10:04,899 No. 779 01:10:05,780 --> 01:10:07,440 I wanted them. 780 01:10:08,116 --> 01:10:11,616 But the man I loved fell out of love with me. 781 01:10:12,579 --> 01:10:13,742 That broke my heart. 782 01:10:14,665 --> 01:10:17,203 When the chance to be loved came along again... 783 01:10:18,294 --> 01:10:20,121 ...I ran away from it. 784 01:10:20,838 --> 01:10:22,630 I stopped trusting people. 785 01:10:23,174 --> 01:10:27,006 No offense, but that seems like sort of a dumb thing to do. 786 01:10:27,428 --> 01:10:30,133 I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. 787 01:10:30,765 --> 01:10:33,173 Sometimes you can trust a person... 788 01:10:33,435 --> 01:10:37,219 ...and then, when things are down, they forget about you. 789 01:10:38,148 --> 01:10:39,940 Maybe they're just too busy. 790 01:10:40,192 --> 01:10:43,941 Maybe they don't forget about you, but they forget to remember you. 791 01:10:44,196 --> 01:10:46,106 People don't mean to forget. 792 01:10:46,365 --> 01:10:48,025 My grandfather says... 793 01:10:48,284 --> 01:10:52,531 ...if my head wasn't screwed on, I'd leave it on the school bus. 794 01:10:53,081 --> 01:10:56,782 I'm just afraid if I do trust someone, I'll get my heart broken. 795 01:10:57,252 --> 01:10:58,331 I understand. 796 01:10:58,753 --> 01:11:01,126 I had a nice pair of Rollerblades. 797 01:11:01,381 --> 01:11:03,670 I was afraid to wreck them... 798 01:11:03,926 --> 01:11:05,725 ...so I kept them in a box. 799 01:11:05,750 --> 01:11:07,615 Do you know what happened? 800 01:11:07,846 --> 01:11:12,639 I outgrew them. I never wore them outside. Only in my room a few times. 801 01:11:14,145 --> 01:11:17,763 A person's heart and feelings are very different than skates. 802 01:11:18,608 --> 01:11:20,648 They're kind of the same thing. 803 01:11:20,902 --> 01:11:23,987 If you won't use your heart, who cares if it gets broken? 804 01:11:24,573 --> 01:11:28,191 If you just keep it to yourself, maybe it'll be like my Rollerblades. 805 01:11:28,535 --> 01:11:31,904 When you do decide to try it, it won't be any good. 806 01:11:32,164 --> 01:11:33,628 You should take a chance. 807 01:11:33,653 --> 01:11:34,940 Got nothing to lose. 808 01:11:36,293 --> 01:11:38,333 Little truth in there somewhere. 809 01:11:38,588 --> 01:11:39,691 I think so. 810 01:11:39,716 --> 01:11:43,025 Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. 811 01:11:43,259 --> 01:11:45,548 If it was gone, you wouldn't be so nice. 812 01:11:46,971 --> 01:11:48,134 Thank you. 813 01:11:50,392 --> 01:11:52,301 Do you know it's been... 814 01:11:53,395 --> 01:11:56,313 ...a couple of years since I've talked to anybody? 815 01:11:56,690 --> 01:11:58,600 That's okay. You're good at it. 816 01:11:58,859 --> 01:12:01,529 You're not boring. You don't mumble or spit. 817 01:12:01,779 --> 01:12:03,487 You should do it more often. 818 01:12:03,739 --> 01:12:06,990 Just wear an outfit with no pigeon poop on it. 819 01:12:07,201 --> 01:12:09,111 (LAUGHS) 820 01:12:10,455 --> 01:12:13,705 I have been working very hard at keeping people away. 821 01:12:13,959 --> 01:12:16,532 I always think I'll have a lot of fun if I'm alone... 822 01:12:16,795 --> 01:12:19,167 ...but when I'm alone, it's not fun. 823 01:12:19,715 --> 01:12:22,288 I don't care how much people bug me... 824 01:12:22,551 --> 01:12:25,007 ...I'd rather be with someone than alone. 825 01:12:26,055 --> 01:12:29,009 So what are you doing alone on Christmas Eve? 826 01:12:29,559 --> 01:12:31,017 Did you get into trouble? 827 01:12:32,019 --> 01:12:33,019 Yeah. 828 01:12:33,187 --> 01:12:34,598 You did something wrong? 829 01:12:34,856 --> 01:12:36,231 A lot of things. 830 01:12:38,693 --> 01:12:42,312 Did you know that a good deed erases a bad deed? 831 01:12:42,656 --> 01:12:45,325 It's late. I don't know if I'll have enough time... 832 01:12:45,576 --> 01:12:48,577 ...to do enough good deeds to erase all my bad ones. 833 01:12:48,954 --> 01:12:52,205 It's Christmas Eve. Good deeds count extra tonight. 834 01:12:52,458 --> 01:12:55,127 - They do? - Of course they do. 835 01:12:55,378 --> 01:12:59,162 Think of an important thing you can do for others... 836 01:12:59,549 --> 01:13:00,794 ...and go do it. 837 01:13:01,509 --> 01:13:04,214 Just follow the star in your heart. 838 01:13:06,181 --> 01:13:07,379 Okay. 839 01:13:08,266 --> 01:13:10,936 It's getting pretty late. I'd better get going. 840 01:13:18,194 --> 01:13:21,479 If I don't see you, I hope everything turns out okay. 841 01:13:21,864 --> 01:13:23,359 Thank you. 842 01:13:23,908 --> 01:13:25,616 Tell the birds I said goodbye. 843 01:13:25,952 --> 01:13:27,232 I will. 844 01:13:35,504 --> 01:13:36,619 Merry Christmas. 845 01:13:37,005 --> 01:13:38,085 Merry Christmas. 846 01:13:38,507 --> 01:13:41,710 If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. 847 01:13:41,969 --> 01:13:43,878 I won't forget to remember you. 848 01:13:44,931 --> 01:13:47,469 Don't make promises you can't keep. 849 01:14:46,413 --> 01:14:48,322 MR. DUNCAN: All the money in the registers... 850 01:14:48,540 --> 01:14:52,040 ...Mr. Duncan is gonna donate to the Children 's Hospital. 851 01:14:52,669 --> 01:14:56,335 MARV: At midnight tonight, we're hitting Duncan 's Toy Chest. 852 01:14:56,590 --> 01:15:01,549 You can mess with a lot of things, but you can't mess with kids on Christmas. 853 01:17:22,204 --> 01:17:25,205 CONCIERGE: We'd like to offer you a complimentary suite. 854 01:17:25,916 --> 01:17:28,372 It's a penthouse with a view of the park. 855 01:17:28,627 --> 01:17:33,171 I think you'll find it satisfactory. It was recently vacated by a countess. 856 01:17:33,758 --> 01:17:36,545 What kind of hotel lets a child check in alone? 857 01:17:36,886 --> 01:17:39,128 The boy had a very convincing story. 858 01:17:39,472 --> 01:17:41,595 What kind of idiots work here? 859 01:17:42,350 --> 01:17:44,390 The finest in New York. 860 01:17:45,061 --> 01:17:47,517 When you learned the credit card... 861 01:17:47,814 --> 01:17:49,724 I made the discovery. 862 01:17:49,983 --> 01:17:51,312 Why did you let him leave? 863 01:17:52,319 --> 01:17:54,312 We confronted him and he ran! 864 01:17:54,572 --> 01:17:55,572 You scared him! 865 01:17:55,906 --> 01:18:00,236 It's Christmas Eve, and because of you, our child is lost in a huge city. 866 01:18:04,290 --> 01:18:06,616 Take our family and luggage up to the room. 867 01:18:06,876 --> 01:18:07,908 Yes, sir! 868 01:18:08,128 --> 01:18:09,503 Run along, Cedric. 869 01:18:09,963 --> 01:18:13,379 I'll go to the police station to make sure they're looking for Kevin. 870 01:18:13,633 --> 01:18:15,342 I want you to stay here. 871 01:18:15,594 --> 01:18:17,752 - I'm going to look for him. - What? 872 01:18:18,013 --> 01:18:22,058 With all due respect, your son is lost in one of the world's biggest cities. 873 01:18:23,394 --> 01:18:25,185 Could you stay out of this? 874 01:18:25,813 --> 01:18:26,844 As you wish. 875 01:18:27,398 --> 01:18:32,144 Thank you. It's not a good idea to run around New York City alone. 876 01:18:32,403 --> 01:18:34,028 If Kevin can, so can I. 877 01:18:34,280 --> 01:18:35,360 - Kate... - I'll be fine. 878 01:18:35,615 --> 01:18:38,533 The way I feel, no mugger or murderer would mess with me. 879 01:18:40,746 --> 01:18:44,079 There are hundreds of armed parasites out there! 880 01:18:46,168 --> 01:18:48,920 Do bundle up. It's awfully cold outside. 881 01:18:54,510 --> 01:18:58,211 (CLOCK CHIMES) 882 01:19:23,708 --> 01:19:24,787 Marv. Marv. 883 01:19:25,043 --> 01:19:26,751 Come on, let's go. 884 01:19:47,442 --> 01:19:48,521 Marv. 885 01:19:48,777 --> 01:19:50,520 Crowbars up! 886 01:19:56,410 --> 01:19:58,402 Merry Christmas, Harry! 887 01:20:02,625 --> 01:20:05,032 Happy Hanukkah, Marv! 888 01:20:14,679 --> 01:20:17,514 MARV: This is more money than I can even count! 889 01:20:17,766 --> 01:20:22,013 It makes you wonder why we spent so much time robbing homes. 890 01:20:35,618 --> 01:20:38,536 The amazing thing is, we're fugitives from the law... 891 01:20:38,788 --> 01:20:42,833 ...we're up to our elbows in cash and nobody even knows about it. 892 01:20:43,585 --> 01:20:44,664 (KNOCKS) 893 01:20:47,381 --> 01:20:48,709 He's back! 894 01:20:50,259 --> 01:20:51,457 He took our picture! 895 01:20:51,719 --> 01:20:52,999 How was my hair? 896 01:20:59,227 --> 01:21:02,678 This is it. No turning back. 897 01:21:03,106 --> 01:21:05,597 Another Christmas in the trenches. 898 01:21:07,027 --> 01:21:08,604 No! 899 01:21:13,242 --> 01:21:14,356 (ALARM BELL RINGS) 900 01:21:14,576 --> 01:21:15,576 Wow. 901 01:21:15,702 --> 01:21:17,909 That's it! Get the money! Get it! 902 01:21:19,748 --> 01:21:21,291 (MUMBLES) 903 01:21:23,961 --> 01:21:25,290 I'll kill him! 904 01:21:27,799 --> 01:21:29,838 - Marv! - I'm coming, Harry! 905 01:21:31,302 --> 01:21:33,924 (HARRY YELLS) 906 01:21:39,061 --> 01:21:40,341 Harry? 907 01:21:40,729 --> 01:21:42,556 (GROANS) 908 01:21:43,148 --> 01:21:44,393 Harry! 909 01:21:44,984 --> 01:21:46,063 That was incredible. 910 01:21:47,445 --> 01:21:48,607 (MUMBLES) 911 01:21:49,906 --> 01:21:52,611 - I twisted my ankle. - Where is he? 912 01:21:52,867 --> 01:21:55,074 Hey, guys! Smile! 913 01:21:57,789 --> 01:21:59,070 Come on! Come on! 914 01:21:59,541 --> 01:22:01,201 - Help me. - I got you. 915 01:22:01,626 --> 01:22:03,002 I got you. 916 01:22:30,240 --> 01:22:31,735 Taxi! 917 01:22:37,248 --> 01:22:38,825 Times Square! 918 01:23:00,564 --> 01:23:01,975 Where'd he go? 919 01:23:03,109 --> 01:23:04,686 KEVIN: I'm up here! Come get me! 920 01:23:07,405 --> 01:23:08,405 Let's kill! 921 01:23:08,614 --> 01:23:10,323 Hold on, pea-brain. 922 01:23:10,575 --> 01:23:14,324 We got busted because we underestimated that bundle of misery. 923 01:23:14,579 --> 01:23:15,824 This ain't like that. 924 01:23:16,289 --> 01:23:19,244 This ain't his house. The kid's running scared. 925 01:23:19,269 --> 01:23:20,561 He ain't got a plan. 926 01:23:21,044 --> 01:23:23,714 May I do the thinking, please? 927 01:23:24,882 --> 01:23:26,044 Thank you. 928 01:23:28,344 --> 01:23:29,344 Sonny! 929 01:23:29,595 --> 01:23:30,793 Yes? 930 01:23:31,138 --> 01:23:34,804 Nothing would thrill me more greatly than to shoot you. 931 01:23:35,310 --> 01:23:38,430 Knocking off a youngster won't mean that much to me. 932 01:23:38,688 --> 01:23:40,064 - Understand? - Mm-hm. 933 01:23:40,565 --> 01:23:44,017 But since we're in a hurry, I'll make a deal with you. 934 01:23:44,403 --> 01:23:48,103 You throw down your camera and we won't hurt you. 935 01:23:49,116 --> 01:23:52,972 You'll never hear from us again. Okay? 936 01:23:53,287 --> 01:23:54,287 Promise? 937 01:23:55,122 --> 01:23:58,538 I cross my heart and hope to die. 938 01:23:59,377 --> 01:24:01,002 Okay! 939 01:24:06,426 --> 01:24:07,755 Okay, kid... 940 01:24:08,220 --> 01:24:09,762 ...give it to me. 941 01:24:18,105 --> 01:24:19,105 Direct hit! 942 01:24:25,113 --> 01:24:27,271 How many fingers am I holding up? 943 01:24:29,993 --> 01:24:31,024 Eight? 944 01:24:34,456 --> 01:24:38,324 Okay, kid. You want to throw bricks? Go ahead, throw another one. 945 01:24:38,836 --> 01:24:40,413 MARV: Don't do that! 946 01:24:40,629 --> 01:24:41,708 (YELPS) 947 01:24:44,049 --> 01:24:47,466 If you can't do any better than that, you're going to lose. 948 01:24:49,097 --> 01:24:50,591 Harry... 949 01:24:51,015 --> 01:24:52,047 ...no. 950 01:24:54,269 --> 01:24:56,096 (YELPS) 951 01:24:58,482 --> 01:25:00,439 You got any more? 952 01:25:02,986 --> 01:25:05,478 Get up. He don't have any more bricks. 953 01:25:11,537 --> 01:25:12,537 (MUMBLES) 954 01:25:12,622 --> 01:25:13,784 What? 955 01:25:14,373 --> 01:25:15,373 (MUMBLES) 956 01:25:15,625 --> 01:25:16,905 What? 957 01:25:17,126 --> 01:25:18,502 (MUMBLES) 958 01:25:19,045 --> 01:25:20,504 What? 959 01:25:21,548 --> 01:25:22,548 (YELPS) 960 01:25:23,258 --> 01:25:27,090 That did it! Nobody throws bricks at me and gets away with it. Come on! 961 01:25:27,346 --> 01:25:29,635 You go this way. I'll go around back. 962 01:25:33,978 --> 01:25:35,686 Harry? 963 01:25:37,023 --> 01:25:38,814 Harry? 964 01:25:39,650 --> 01:25:42,142 Harry? 965 01:26:05,386 --> 01:26:06,549 Huh? 966 01:26:31,789 --> 01:26:34,790 (SCREAMS) 967 01:26:40,507 --> 01:26:42,963 (MUMBLES) 968 01:26:54,689 --> 01:26:55,689 (YELPS) 969 01:27:00,987 --> 01:27:03,609 (MUMBLES) 970 01:27:07,953 --> 01:27:09,827 (LAUGHS) 971 01:27:27,891 --> 01:27:28,922 (YELLS) 972 01:27:35,691 --> 01:27:37,683 (MUMBLES) 973 01:27:46,118 --> 01:27:48,111 (GROWLS) 974 01:28:07,600 --> 01:28:08,975 Harry! 975 01:28:09,310 --> 01:28:11,267 I reached the top! 976 01:28:13,022 --> 01:28:14,481 (YELLS) 977 01:28:19,696 --> 01:28:23,030 (CRACKS NECK) 978 01:28:25,953 --> 01:28:27,115 Ahh. 979 01:28:29,873 --> 01:28:32,281 (MUMBLES) 980 01:28:56,277 --> 01:28:57,901 (RATTLES DOORKNOB) 981 01:29:03,659 --> 01:29:05,948 You better do better than this. 982 01:29:11,334 --> 01:29:12,334 (GROANS) 983 01:29:12,419 --> 01:29:13,534 (WRENCH CONKS HARRY) 984 01:29:28,811 --> 01:29:30,092 (CRACKS BACK) 985 01:29:30,605 --> 01:29:32,183 Wow! 986 01:29:32,440 --> 01:29:34,267 What a hole! 987 01:29:55,631 --> 01:29:56,631 Whoa! 988 01:30:10,314 --> 01:30:11,773 (SCREAMS) 989 01:30:13,776 --> 01:30:14,776 Uh-oh. 990 01:30:21,034 --> 01:30:23,157 (MUMBLES) 991 01:30:43,099 --> 01:30:44,099 Ah! 992 01:31:04,246 --> 01:31:05,824 (SCREAMS) 993 01:31:47,167 --> 01:31:48,994 (SCREAMS) 994 01:32:33,925 --> 01:32:35,503 (CHUCKLES) 995 01:32:46,605 --> 01:32:49,013 (SCREAMS) 996 01:33:00,328 --> 01:33:02,819 (GLASS BREAKS) 997 01:33:09,797 --> 01:33:12,370 (SIZZLES) 998 01:33:18,514 --> 01:33:22,180 (WHIMPERS) 999 01:33:41,914 --> 01:33:43,706 Harry. 1000 01:34:04,397 --> 01:34:06,223 I'm coming up! 1001 01:34:11,821 --> 01:34:13,315 Uh-oh. 1002 01:34:20,914 --> 01:34:23,156 I'm gonna murder that kid! 1003 01:34:24,752 --> 01:34:26,828 (SNEEZES) 1004 01:34:41,227 --> 01:34:42,473 Yes! 1005 01:34:49,445 --> 01:34:50,643 Whoa. 1006 01:34:59,414 --> 01:35:01,905 Whoa, whoa! 1007 01:35:03,251 --> 01:35:04,626 (YELPS) 1008 01:35:12,427 --> 01:35:13,590 MARV: Hey! 1009 01:35:13,929 --> 01:35:16,764 Don't you know a kid always wins against two idiots? 1010 01:35:17,016 --> 01:35:19,258 Harry! In the living room! 1011 01:35:19,518 --> 01:35:20,598 (MUMBLES) 1012 01:35:20,853 --> 01:35:22,478 He went up the ladder! 1013 01:35:32,407 --> 01:35:34,032 (YELLS) 1014 01:35:37,454 --> 01:35:39,032 Oh. 1015 01:35:40,040 --> 01:35:41,748 I'm coming, Harry. 1016 01:35:42,334 --> 01:35:43,449 I'm coming. 1017 01:35:48,674 --> 01:35:49,872 Harry! 1018 01:35:51,928 --> 01:35:55,760 You didn't lose any teeth! Come on, he went to the second floor. 1019 01:35:56,266 --> 01:35:57,266 Hey! 1020 01:35:57,392 --> 01:35:58,720 Try the stairs. 1021 01:35:59,561 --> 01:36:01,020 Right. 1022 01:36:03,941 --> 01:36:05,732 Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 1023 01:36:06,151 --> 01:36:07,432 Remember last year? 1024 01:36:08,779 --> 01:36:09,779 No. 1025 01:36:10,239 --> 01:36:11,982 Watch this. 1026 01:36:12,450 --> 01:36:14,277 Let's get him! 1027 01:36:14,494 --> 01:36:15,952 (STOMPS) 1028 01:36:18,331 --> 01:36:19,331 Ow! 1029 01:36:19,499 --> 01:36:22,619 He busted me right in my mouth, Marv! 1030 01:36:23,044 --> 01:36:24,044 That's one. 1031 01:36:24,796 --> 01:36:26,338 Don't worry, Harry. 1032 01:36:27,591 --> 01:36:29,382 I'll get him. 1033 01:36:29,593 --> 01:36:30,593 (STOMPS) 1034 01:36:34,139 --> 01:36:35,139 Ow! 1035 01:36:36,016 --> 01:36:38,258 Right in the schnoz. 1036 01:36:39,270 --> 01:36:40,385 That's two. 1037 01:36:40,646 --> 01:36:42,189 Come on, let's get him. 1038 01:36:45,235 --> 01:36:46,235 MARV: Oops. 1039 01:36:46,986 --> 01:36:48,529 (YELLING) 1040 01:36:54,036 --> 01:36:55,281 That's... 1041 01:36:55,537 --> 01:36:56,866 ...three. 1042 01:37:02,670 --> 01:37:03,785 No. 1043 01:37:04,005 --> 01:37:05,796 (PIPE CRASHES) 1044 01:37:06,007 --> 01:37:07,999 MARV: That's four. 1045 01:37:12,889 --> 01:37:16,009 - Come on, Harry. - Marv, are you sure this is safe? 1046 01:37:17,269 --> 01:37:19,427 I've worked all the kinks out. 1047 01:37:19,688 --> 01:37:21,147 Solid as a rock. 1048 01:37:34,746 --> 01:37:36,952 (CRASHING) 1049 01:37:38,249 --> 01:37:40,456 Like a rock, huh? 1050 01:37:40,710 --> 01:37:41,710 Give up? 1051 01:37:41,962 --> 01:37:45,212 - KEVIN: Have you had enough pain? - Never! 1052 01:37:56,519 --> 01:37:59,224 You better say every prayer you ever heard! 1053 01:37:59,480 --> 01:38:02,018 I hope your parents got you a tombstone for Christmas. 1054 01:38:04,861 --> 01:38:06,190 Where'd he go? 1055 01:38:06,446 --> 01:38:09,068 I'm up here and I'm really scared. 1056 01:38:18,959 --> 01:38:20,668 What's that sound? 1057 01:38:20,878 --> 01:38:21,957 (CLATTERING) 1058 01:38:30,388 --> 01:38:31,468 (YELLING) 1059 01:38:40,691 --> 01:38:43,182 That was the sound of a tool chest... 1060 01:38:43,444 --> 01:38:45,935 ...falling down the stairs. 1061 01:38:46,155 --> 01:38:47,353 Oh. 1062 01:38:49,242 --> 01:38:50,985 (CRACKING NOSES) 1063 01:38:51,911 --> 01:38:53,406 Yes! 1064 01:39:28,450 --> 01:39:29,826 Over there! 1065 01:39:30,202 --> 01:39:33,037 Even if I get the chair, I'm killing that kid! 1066 01:39:35,791 --> 01:39:37,369 Surrender, kid! 1067 01:39:38,002 --> 01:39:39,002 He vanished. 1068 01:39:39,087 --> 01:39:40,795 I'm here, you horse's ass! 1069 01:39:44,884 --> 01:39:45,884 Whoa. 1070 01:39:45,969 --> 01:39:47,463 Nice night for a neck injury! 1071 01:39:49,264 --> 01:39:51,886 Suck brick, kid! 1072 01:39:57,606 --> 01:39:59,516 Come on, Marv. 1073 01:39:59,942 --> 01:40:00,942 I don't know. 1074 01:40:01,110 --> 01:40:03,019 I said, come on! 1075 01:40:04,655 --> 01:40:06,814 HARRY: Come on, you big sissy. 1076 01:40:07,075 --> 01:40:08,652 (WHIMPERS) 1077 01:40:20,881 --> 01:40:23,419 Harry? You wearing aftershave? 1078 01:40:23,759 --> 01:40:25,467 That's kerosene. 1079 01:40:26,262 --> 01:40:28,504 The rope is soaked in it. 1080 01:40:28,764 --> 01:40:31,303 Why would anyone soak a rope in kerosene? 1081 01:40:36,272 --> 01:40:38,349 Merry Christmas. 1082 01:40:38,567 --> 01:40:39,567 Go up! 1083 01:40:39,651 --> 01:40:40,814 (SCREAMS) 1084 01:41:07,764 --> 01:41:10,302 (SCREAMING) 1085 01:41:15,064 --> 01:41:16,688 Get off me! 1086 01:41:16,941 --> 01:41:18,316 (SCREAMING) 1087 01:41:39,924 --> 01:41:41,501 Get the bag! 1088 01:41:42,176 --> 01:41:45,213 Two guys who robbed Duncan's Toy Chest are in the park. 1089 01:41:45,471 --> 01:41:50,383 Central Park West, 95th Street. Look for fireworks. Hurry, they got a gun. 1090 01:41:56,733 --> 01:41:57,812 KEVIN: I'm here. 1091 01:41:58,068 --> 01:42:01,152 Better come and get me before I call the cops. 1092 01:42:04,950 --> 01:42:06,231 (HONKS) 1093 01:42:08,537 --> 01:42:09,700 Whoa! 1094 01:42:16,171 --> 01:42:18,922 My, how the tables have turned. 1095 01:42:19,174 --> 01:42:20,633 HARRY: How do you like the ice? 1096 01:42:21,635 --> 01:42:23,544 (LAUGHING) 1097 01:42:26,390 --> 01:42:29,344 Let's go for a little stroll in the park. 1098 01:42:46,536 --> 01:42:47,536 HARRY: Give me the bag. 1099 01:42:47,829 --> 01:42:49,288 Give me it! 1100 01:42:54,169 --> 01:42:56,292 Great for the album. 1101 01:42:57,298 --> 01:43:00,963 You may've won the battle, dude, but you lost the war. 1102 01:43:01,844 --> 01:43:03,754 You ought not of messed with us. 1103 01:43:04,263 --> 01:43:05,263 We're dangerous. 1104 01:43:10,270 --> 01:43:11,270 (WINGS FLAPPING) 1105 01:43:11,688 --> 01:43:13,348 - Harry? - Shut up! 1106 01:43:18,028 --> 01:43:19,028 Harry. 1107 01:43:19,363 --> 01:43:21,688 HARRY: Shut up! I want to enjoy this. 1108 01:43:22,616 --> 01:43:24,241 MARV: Something's wrong. 1109 01:43:24,869 --> 01:43:26,945 - Let's get out of here! - Shut up! 1110 01:43:29,207 --> 01:43:31,199 HARRY: I never made it to the 6th grade... 1111 01:43:32,168 --> 01:43:35,169 ...and it doesn't look like you're gonna either. 1112 01:43:36,256 --> 01:43:37,715 Let him go! 1113 01:43:38,049 --> 01:43:39,425 Kevin, run! 1114 01:43:41,303 --> 01:43:42,678 Shoot her! 1115 01:43:42,888 --> 01:43:44,548 Shoot her! 1116 01:43:44,807 --> 01:43:46,716 - Shoot her! - I'm trying! 1117 01:43:59,197 --> 01:44:01,237 (SCREAMING) 1118 01:44:25,225 --> 01:44:26,684 (LAUGHS) 1119 01:44:26,935 --> 01:44:28,014 Bye! Thanks. 1120 01:44:48,917 --> 01:44:50,993 (SIRENS) 1121 01:44:54,673 --> 01:44:57,342 COP 1: Jesus, looks like the 4th of July! 1122 01:44:58,051 --> 01:45:00,009 We got the bridge. Take the tunnel. 1123 01:45:00,262 --> 01:45:01,637 COP 2: Let's go, let's go! 1124 01:45:05,601 --> 01:45:06,930 (MARV WHIMPERS) 1125 01:45:07,186 --> 01:45:09,309 (HARRY MUMBLES) 1126 01:45:09,564 --> 01:45:11,022 Oh, my God! 1127 01:45:11,983 --> 01:45:13,442 (GUNSHOT) 1128 01:45:21,827 --> 01:45:23,025 COP 2: All right, let's go. 1129 01:45:23,287 --> 01:45:24,995 COP 1: Come on, on your feet. 1130 01:45:29,835 --> 01:45:34,497 You guys should've started earlier. The prisoners already exchanged gifts. 1131 01:45:34,757 --> 01:45:36,382 We missed the presents? 1132 01:45:36,634 --> 01:45:40,217 He made us hide in the store and steal the kiddies' charity money. 1133 01:45:40,472 --> 01:45:42,345 Shut up, Marv. 1134 01:45:44,226 --> 01:45:46,349 HARRY: You've got the right to remain silent. 1135 01:45:46,770 --> 01:45:49,724 He's a little cranky. We just broke out of prison. 1136 01:45:49,982 --> 01:45:51,773 Shut up, Marv! 1137 01:45:52,860 --> 01:45:54,603 Get them out of here! 1138 01:45:54,862 --> 01:45:56,321 If this makes the papers... 1139 01:45:56,572 --> 01:46:00,107 ...we're no longer the Wet Mandits, we're the Sticky Mandits. 1140 01:46:01,160 --> 01:46:02,358 MARV: That's sticky. S... 1141 01:46:03,496 --> 01:46:04,907 ...T... 1142 01:46:05,498 --> 01:46:07,076 HARRY: I. MARV: I. 1143 01:46:19,221 --> 01:46:22,756 COP: It's all over. We apprehended the thieves and got your money. 1144 01:46:23,017 --> 01:46:26,386 MR. DUNCAN: I want to get that money over to the Children's Hospital. 1145 01:46:26,604 --> 01:46:29,309 COP: I'll handle it. MR. DUNCAN: Thank you. 1146 01:46:30,108 --> 01:46:31,353 Excuse me. 1147 01:46:31,693 --> 01:46:35,276 I found this note. Looks like a kid broke your window. 1148 01:46:35,989 --> 01:46:37,234 KEVIN: Dear Mr. Duncan: 1149 01:46:37,491 --> 01:46:40,278 I broke your window to catch the bad guys. 1150 01:46:40,536 --> 01:46:42,030 Do you have insurance? 1151 01:46:42,287 --> 01:46:45,739 If not, I'll send you some money, if I ever get home. 1152 01:46:46,000 --> 01:46:47,957 Merry Christmas. Kevin McCallister. 1153 01:46:48,294 --> 01:46:50,999 P. S. Thanks for the turtledoves. 1154 01:46:52,215 --> 01:46:53,875 Turtledoves. 1155 01:46:55,051 --> 01:46:56,214 Oh. 1156 01:47:03,560 --> 01:47:06,265 Excuse me. I'm looking for my son. This boy here. 1157 01:47:09,108 --> 01:47:13,022 Please help me. This boy right here. Have you seen him? 1158 01:47:18,034 --> 01:47:19,034 (KNOCKS) 1159 01:47:22,163 --> 01:47:25,579 I'm looking for my son. He's been missing for two days. 1160 01:47:25,834 --> 01:47:28,669 - Have you filed a report? - Of course we have. 1161 01:47:30,631 --> 01:47:33,300 Then trust us. We'll handle it. 1162 01:47:35,094 --> 01:47:36,256 Oh. 1163 01:47:38,347 --> 01:47:39,347 I'm his mother. 1164 01:47:41,058 --> 01:47:43,728 I know, but you're looking for a needle in a haystack. 1165 01:47:45,230 --> 01:47:46,392 Do you have kids? 1166 01:47:47,732 --> 01:47:48,732 Yes, ma'am. 1167 01:47:48,858 --> 01:47:50,566 What if one was missing? 1168 01:47:53,155 --> 01:47:55,646 I'd probably do the same thing you're doing. 1169 01:47:56,992 --> 01:47:58,071 Thank you. 1170 01:48:00,829 --> 01:48:02,621 Put yourself in his shoes. 1171 01:48:03,040 --> 01:48:04,949 What would you do? 1172 01:48:05,209 --> 01:48:08,578 Me? I'd probably be lying dead in a gutter somewhere. 1173 01:48:10,048 --> 01:48:11,506 But not Kevin. 1174 01:48:11,716 --> 01:48:15,381 No. Kevin is so much stronger and braver than I am. 1175 01:48:16,304 --> 01:48:18,926 I know Kevin's fine. I'm sure he is. 1176 01:48:20,517 --> 01:48:23,187 But he's still alone in a big city. 1177 01:48:24,104 --> 01:48:25,896 He doesn't deserve that. 1178 01:48:26,148 --> 01:48:30,609 He deserves to be at home with his own family around his Christmas tree. 1179 01:48:34,240 --> 01:48:35,615 Oh, dear God... 1180 01:48:36,534 --> 01:48:38,076 ...I know where he is. 1181 01:48:38,787 --> 01:48:41,360 I need to get to Rockefeller Center. 1182 01:48:41,623 --> 01:48:43,865 - Hop in. - Thank you. 1183 01:48:48,172 --> 01:48:52,335 I know I don't deserve a Christmas even if I did do a good deed. 1184 01:48:53,302 --> 01:48:54,844 I don't want any presents. 1185 01:48:55,179 --> 01:48:59,129 Instead, I want to take back every mean thing I ever said to my family... 1186 01:48:59,392 --> 01:49:01,598 ...even if they don't do the same. 1187 01:49:02,187 --> 01:49:06,101 I don't care. I love all of them. Including Buzz. 1188 01:49:07,192 --> 01:49:10,478 If I can't see all of them, could I just see my mother? 1189 01:49:11,363 --> 01:49:15,443 I'll never want another thing, ever. I just want my mother. 1190 01:49:16,035 --> 01:49:17,493 I know it won't be tonight... 1191 01:49:17,828 --> 01:49:20,548 ...but promise me I can see her again. 1192 01:49:20,573 --> 01:49:21,897 Sometime. Anytime. 1193 01:49:22,875 --> 01:49:26,244 Even if it's just once and only for a few minutes. 1194 01:49:26,588 --> 01:49:28,876 I need to tell her I'm sorry. 1195 01:49:37,307 --> 01:49:38,683 Kevin? 1196 01:49:44,899 --> 01:49:45,899 Mom? 1197 01:49:48,444 --> 01:49:50,152 That worked fast! 1198 01:50:01,083 --> 01:50:02,541 Oh, Kevin. 1199 01:50:04,086 --> 01:50:05,746 Mom, I'm sorry. 1200 01:50:07,590 --> 01:50:09,214 I'm sorry too. 1201 01:50:21,813 --> 01:50:23,355 Merry Christmas, Mom. 1202 01:50:25,734 --> 01:50:27,810 Merry Christmas, sweetheart. 1203 01:50:29,321 --> 01:50:30,780 Thank you. 1204 01:50:31,448 --> 01:50:32,528 Let's go. 1205 01:50:33,450 --> 01:50:34,826 KEVIN: How'd you know I was here? 1206 01:50:35,077 --> 01:50:37,829 KATE: I know you and Christmas trees, and this is the biggest. 1207 01:50:38,080 --> 01:50:39,325 KEVIN: Where's everyone else? 1208 01:50:39,582 --> 01:50:40,672 KATE: At the hotel. 1209 01:50:40,697 --> 01:50:42,524 They didn't like palm trees either. 1210 01:51:04,942 --> 01:51:07,516 (SNORING) 1211 01:51:26,590 --> 01:51:28,998 Holy smokes, it's morning! 1212 01:51:30,386 --> 01:51:32,711 FULLER: It's Christmas morning, man. 1213 01:51:33,848 --> 01:51:35,841 Don't get your hopes up. 1214 01:51:36,392 --> 01:51:37,392 Huh? 1215 01:51:37,519 --> 01:51:39,393 I don't think Santa visits hotels. 1216 01:51:39,729 --> 01:51:41,936 Are you nuts? He's omnipresent. 1217 01:51:42,149 --> 01:51:43,643 He goes everywhere. 1218 01:51:45,486 --> 01:51:47,194 Wake up, it's Christmas! 1219 01:51:51,867 --> 01:51:54,109 Mom! Dad! It's Christmas! 1220 01:52:06,633 --> 01:52:08,127 BUZZ: Wow. 1221 01:52:08,385 --> 01:52:09,844 ROD: Where'd it come from? 1222 01:52:10,095 --> 01:52:12,551 KEVIN: Mom! Dad! You gotta see this! 1223 01:52:16,393 --> 01:52:17,971 - My gosh! - Peter! 1224 01:52:18,688 --> 01:52:20,597 BUZZ: Are we in the right room? 1225 01:52:26,196 --> 01:52:27,856 Don't open any of mine. 1226 01:52:28,239 --> 01:52:30,991 - Who's Mr. Duncan? - Duncan? I don't know. 1227 01:52:31,493 --> 01:52:32,821 Everybody calm down. 1228 01:52:33,161 --> 01:52:35,284 Calm down! 1229 01:52:36,039 --> 01:52:37,617 All right. Now... 1230 01:52:38,125 --> 01:52:41,743 ...if Kevin hadn't screwed up in the first place, again... 1231 01:52:42,463 --> 01:52:45,036 ...we wouldn't be in this most perfect... 1232 01:52:45,299 --> 01:52:48,004 ...and huge hotel room with all this free stuff. 1233 01:52:48,803 --> 01:52:49,803 So... 1234 01:52:49,971 --> 01:52:53,470 ...I think it only fair that Kevin get to open the first gift. 1235 01:52:54,893 --> 01:52:57,598 Then I'll go and the rest of you and so on. 1236 01:53:02,151 --> 01:53:03,775 Merry Christmas, Kev. 1237 01:53:04,528 --> 01:53:06,521 Merry Christmas, Buzz. 1238 01:53:08,657 --> 01:53:10,200 Merry Christmas, Kevin. 1239 01:53:11,619 --> 01:53:13,742 All right! Merry Christmas! 1240 01:53:15,999 --> 01:53:17,030 Enough gooey sh... 1241 01:53:18,001 --> 01:53:19,343 Show of emotion. 1242 01:53:19,368 --> 01:53:20,694 Everyone, let's dig in! 1243 01:53:23,423 --> 01:53:27,421 LESLIE: Everybody, save the paper. We can use it next year. And the bows. 1244 01:54:03,508 --> 01:54:05,335 Merry Christmas. 1245 01:54:07,554 --> 01:54:08,554 Kevin! 1246 01:54:08,763 --> 01:54:10,423 Merry Christmas! 1247 01:54:11,266 --> 01:54:12,594 I got something for you. 1248 01:54:21,110 --> 01:54:22,110 What's this? 1249 01:54:22,736 --> 01:54:25,488 It's a turtledove. I have one. You have one. 1250 01:54:25,740 --> 01:54:29,524 As long as we each have a turtledove, we'll be friends forever. 1251 01:54:33,540 --> 01:54:36,078 Oh, Kevin. 1252 01:54:38,879 --> 01:54:40,337 Thank you. 1253 01:54:41,798 --> 01:54:44,468 I won't forget you. Trust me. 1254 01:55:12,539 --> 01:55:14,532 The room service bill, sir. 1255 01:55:16,877 --> 01:55:18,253 Merry Christmas. 1256 01:55:19,547 --> 01:55:21,125 Uh, oh. 1257 01:55:24,844 --> 01:55:26,173 Nice family. 1258 01:55:26,429 --> 01:55:27,509 Really. 1259 01:55:36,857 --> 01:55:38,435 Merry Christmas indeed. 1260 01:55:42,279 --> 01:55:43,655 PETER: Kevin! 1261 01:55:43,906 --> 01:55:46,694 You spent $967 on room service?! 1262 01:59:59,887 --> 02:00:01,347 English SDH Subtitles by Gelula/SDI