1 00:00:01,381 --> 00:00:04,968 [Diners chattering] 2 00:00:06,386 --> 00:00:08,680 [Mr. Brown] Let me tell you what "like a virgin“ is about. 3 00:00:08,764 --> 00:00:11,850 It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. 4 00:00:11,934 --> 00:00:14,186 The entire song, it's a metaphor for big dicks. 5 00:00:14,269 --> 00:00:18,649 No, it ain't. It's about a girl who's very vulnerable. 6 00:00:18,732 --> 00:00:20,526 She's been fucked over a few times 7 00:00:20,609 --> 00:00:22,295 and then she meets a guy who's very sensitive. 8 00:00:22,319 --> 00:00:23,987 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Time out, green bay. 9 00:00:24,071 --> 00:00:25,751 Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists. 10 00:00:25,822 --> 00:00:27,908 [Joe] Toby? Who the fuck is Toby? 11 00:00:27,991 --> 00:00:30,285 "Like a virgin" is not about some sensitive girl 12 00:00:30,369 --> 00:00:31,954 who meets a nice fella. 13 00:00:32,663 --> 00:00:35,183 That's what "true blue" is about. Granted, no argument about that. 14 00:00:35,207 --> 00:00:36,500 Which one is "true blue"? 15 00:00:36,583 --> 00:00:39,229 [Eddie] You ain't heard "true blue"? It was a big-ass hit from Madonna. 16 00:00:39,253 --> 00:00:41,213 I don't even follow that tops of the pop shit 17 00:00:41,296 --> 00:00:42,798 and even I've heard of "true blue." 18 00:00:42,881 --> 00:00:45,717 Asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. What I asked is how's it go. 19 00:00:45,801 --> 00:00:48,095 Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan. 20 00:00:48,178 --> 00:00:49,898 [Mr. Blue] Personally, I can do without her. 21 00:00:50,681 --> 00:00:52,724 I used to like her early stuff, "borderline." 22 00:00:52,808 --> 00:00:55,769 But when she got off with that "papa don't preach" phase, I tuned out. 23 00:00:55,852 --> 00:00:58,647 [Mr. Brown] You guys are making me lose my train of thought here. 24 00:00:58,730 --> 00:01:00,816 I was saying something. What was it? 25 00:01:00,899 --> 00:01:04,278 [Joe] Oh, Toby's that little Chinese girl. 26 00:01:04,361 --> 00:01:06,863 - What was her last name? - What's that? 27 00:01:06,947 --> 00:01:11,535 It's an old address book I found in a coat I haven't worn in a coon's age. 28 00:01:11,618 --> 00:01:12,995 What was that name? 29 00:01:13,078 --> 00:01:14,746 What the fuck was I talking about? 30 00:01:14,830 --> 00:01:17,583 You said “true blue“ was about a guy, uh... 31 00:01:17,666 --> 00:01:19,459 A sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, 32 00:01:19,543 --> 00:01:21,503 but "like a virgin" was a metaphor for big dicks. 33 00:01:21,587 --> 00:01:24,339 [Mr. Brown] Okay. Let me tell you what "like a virgin“ is about. 34 00:01:24,423 --> 00:01:27,384 It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine. 35 00:01:27,467 --> 00:01:29,886 I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon. 36 00:01:29,970 --> 00:01:32,723 Dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick. 37 00:01:32,806 --> 00:01:34,891 - How many dicks is that? - A lot. 38 00:01:34,975 --> 00:01:37,603 Then one day, she meets this John Holmes motherfucker, 39 00:01:37,686 --> 00:01:39,479 and it's like, whoa, baby. 40 00:01:39,563 --> 00:01:42,024 This cat is like Charles Bronson in the great escape. 41 00:01:42,107 --> 00:01:43,525 He's digging tunnels. 42 00:01:43,609 --> 00:01:45,652 She's getting serious dick action 43 00:01:45,736 --> 00:01:48,238 and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. 44 00:01:48,322 --> 00:01:50,157 Pain. Pain. 45 00:01:50,240 --> 00:01:51,908 [Joe] Chu? Toby chu? 46 00:01:51,992 --> 00:01:55,037 It hurts. It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her. 47 00:01:55,120 --> 00:01:59,499 Her pussy should be bubble yum by now, but when this cat fucks her, it hurts. 48 00:01:59,583 --> 00:02:02,669 It hurts just like it did the first time. 49 00:02:02,753 --> 00:02:05,380 You see, the pain is reminding a fuck machine 50 00:02:05,464 --> 00:02:07,591 what it was once like to be a virgin. 51 00:02:07,674 --> 00:02:10,510 Hence, "like a virgin." 52 00:02:11,720 --> 00:02:13,138 Wong. 53 00:02:13,221 --> 00:02:15,057 Give me that fucking thing. 54 00:02:15,140 --> 00:02:17,368 What the hell do you think you're doing? Give me my book back. 55 00:02:17,392 --> 00:02:20,562 I'm sick of fucking hearing it, Joe. I'll give it back to you when we leave. 56 00:02:20,646 --> 00:02:23,148 What do you mean when we leave? Give me it back now. 57 00:02:23,231 --> 00:02:27,194 For the past 15 minutes now, you've been droning on about names. 58 00:02:27,277 --> 00:02:28,570 "Toby". 59 00:02:28,654 --> 00:02:31,156 Toby? Toby? 60 00:02:31,239 --> 00:02:32,449 Toby wong. 61 00:02:32,532 --> 00:02:34,660 Toby wong? Toby wong. 62 00:02:34,743 --> 00:02:37,120 Toby chung? Fucking Charlie chan." 63 00:02:37,829 --> 00:02:40,290 I've got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear 64 00:02:40,374 --> 00:02:44,252 and Toby the jap i-don't-know—what coming out of my right. 65 00:02:44,336 --> 00:02:45,754 Give me that book. 66 00:02:47,381 --> 00:02:48,715 Are you gonna put it away? 67 00:02:48,799 --> 00:02:51,218 I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want with it. 68 00:02:52,594 --> 00:02:54,971 Well, then I'm afraid I'm gonna have to keep it. 69 00:02:55,055 --> 00:02:57,808 Hey, Joe, want me to shoot this guy? 70 00:02:57,891 --> 00:02:58,975 [Mr. White] Shit. 71 00:02:59,059 --> 00:03:03,146 [Chuckles] You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize. 72 00:03:03,230 --> 00:03:04,356 [Laughs] 73 00:03:04,439 --> 00:03:06,900 [Laughter] 74 00:03:06,983 --> 00:03:08,276 Have you guys been listening 75 00:03:08,360 --> 00:03:10,529 to k-Billy's super sounds of the '70s weekend? 76 00:03:10,612 --> 00:03:12,072 Oh, yeah, man. That's fucking great. 77 00:03:12,155 --> 00:03:13,549 Can you believe the songs they've been playing? 78 00:03:13,573 --> 00:03:16,243 You know what I heard the other day? "Heartbeat, it's a love beat" 79 00:03:16,326 --> 00:03:18,206 by little Tony defranco and the defranco family. 80 00:03:18,286 --> 00:03:20,765 I haven't heard that song since I was in the fifth fuckin' grade. 81 00:03:20,789 --> 00:03:22,290 When I was coming down here, 82 00:03:22,374 --> 00:03:24,418 "the night the lights went out in georgia“ came on. 83 00:03:24,501 --> 00:03:27,337 I... I ain't heard that song since it was big. 84 00:03:27,421 --> 00:03:30,549 When it was big, I must have heard it a million trillion fucking times. 85 00:03:30,632 --> 00:03:32,509 This is the first time I ever realized 86 00:03:32,592 --> 00:03:35,512 that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Andy. 87 00:03:35,595 --> 00:03:38,282 [Mr. Brown] You didn't know Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy? 88 00:03:38,306 --> 00:03:40,225 I thought it was the cheating wife shot Andy. 89 00:03:40,308 --> 00:03:42,412 [Mr. Blonde] Yeah, but they say that at the end of the song. 90 00:03:42,436 --> 00:03:45,731 I know, motherfucker. I just heard it. That's what I'm talking about. 91 00:03:45,814 --> 00:03:48,066 [Laughter, chattering] 92 00:03:48,150 --> 00:03:50,193 I must have zoned out during that part before. 93 00:03:50,277 --> 00:03:53,905 All right. I'll take care of the check. 94 00:03:53,989 --> 00:03:55,615 You guys can get the tip. 95 00:03:56,450 --> 00:03:58,160 Should be about a buck apiece. 96 00:03:58,952 --> 00:04:02,205 And you, when I come back, I want my book. 97 00:04:02,289 --> 00:04:03,915 Sorry. It's my book now. 98 00:04:04,708 --> 00:04:06,460 Hey, I changed my mind. 99 00:04:06,543 --> 00:04:08,795 Shoot this piece of shit, will you? 100 00:04:08,879 --> 00:04:11,673 - [Laughter] - [Mimics gunshot] 101 00:04:13,216 --> 00:04:15,886 All right. Everybody cough up some green for the little lady. 102 00:04:22,559 --> 00:04:23,935 Come on. Throw in a buck. 103 00:04:24,019 --> 00:04:25,729 Uh-uh. I don't tip. 104 00:04:25,812 --> 00:04:27,063 You don't tip? 105 00:04:27,147 --> 00:04:28,440 No, I don't believe in it. 106 00:04:29,149 --> 00:04:30,734 You don't believe in tipping. 107 00:04:31,568 --> 00:04:33,987 You know what these chicks make? They make shit. 108 00:04:34,070 --> 00:04:36,782 Don't give me that. She don't make enough money, she can quit. 109 00:04:36,865 --> 00:04:37,949 [Chuckles] 110 00:04:38,033 --> 00:04:40,593 I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. 111 00:04:40,660 --> 00:04:43,413 Let me just get this straight. You don't ever tip, huh? 112 00:04:43,497 --> 00:04:46,041 I don't tip because society says I have to. 113 00:04:46,124 --> 00:04:48,126 I mean, I'll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. 114 00:04:48,210 --> 00:04:50,688 If they really put forth the effort, I'll give them something extra. 115 00:04:50,712 --> 00:04:53,340 But this tipping automatically, uh, it's for the birds. 116 00:04:53,423 --> 00:04:54,800 [Chuckles] 117 00:04:54,883 --> 00:04:57,093 As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job. 118 00:04:57,177 --> 00:04:59,071 - Hey, this girl was nice. - [Mr. Pink] She was okay. 119 00:04:59,095 --> 00:05:01,431 - She wasn't anything special. - [Mr. Blue] What's special? 120 00:05:01,515 --> 00:05:04,100 - Take you in the back and suck your dick? - [Laughter] 121 00:05:07,187 --> 00:05:08,980 I'd go over 12% for that. 122 00:05:09,064 --> 00:05:10,857 Hey, look. I ordered coffee, right? 123 00:05:10,941 --> 00:05:13,753 We've been here a long fucking time. She's only filled my cup three times. 124 00:05:13,777 --> 00:05:15,695 When I order coffee, I want it filled six times. 125 00:05:16,404 --> 00:05:18,949 Six times? Well, what if she's too fucking busy? 126 00:05:19,032 --> 00:05:22,118 Words "too fucking busy" shouldn't be in a waitress's vocabulary. 127 00:05:22,202 --> 00:05:23,411 Excuse me, Mr. Pink, 128 00:05:23,495 --> 00:05:26,373 but the last fucking thing you need is another cup of coffee. 129 00:05:26,456 --> 00:05:29,084 Jesus Christ, these ladies aren't starving to death. 130 00:05:29,167 --> 00:05:30,919 They make minimum wage. 131 00:05:31,002 --> 00:05:33,088 I used to work minimum wage, and when I did, 132 00:05:33,171 --> 00:05:36,007 I wasn't lucky enough to have a job that society deemed tip-worthy. 133 00:05:36,091 --> 00:05:38,218 You don't care they're counting on your tips to live? 134 00:05:41,012 --> 00:05:42,556 You know what this is? 135 00:05:42,639 --> 00:05:45,475 It's the world's smallest violin playing just for the waitresses. 136 00:05:46,309 --> 00:05:48,770 You don't have any idea what you're talking about. 137 00:05:48,854 --> 00:05:50,856 These people bust their ass. 138 00:05:50,939 --> 00:05:52,357 This is a hard job. 139 00:05:52,440 --> 00:05:53,984 So is working at McDonald's, 140 00:05:54,067 --> 00:05:55,837 but you don't feel the need to tip them, do you? 141 00:05:55,861 --> 00:05:57,362 Why not? They're serving you food. 142 00:05:57,445 --> 00:06:00,907 Society says, "don't tip these guys over here, but tip these guys over here." 143 00:06:00,991 --> 00:06:02,242 That's bullshit. 144 00:06:02,325 --> 00:06:04,077 Waitressing is the number one occupation 145 00:06:04,160 --> 00:06:07,205 for female noncollege graduates in this country. 146 00:06:07,289 --> 00:06:11,209 It's the one job basically any woman can get and make a living on. 147 00:06:11,293 --> 00:06:13,336 The reason is because of their tips. 148 00:06:14,880 --> 00:06:16,089 Fuck all that. 149 00:06:16,172 --> 00:06:19,593 [Laughs] Jesus Christ! 150 00:06:19,676 --> 00:06:22,304 I'm very sorry the government taxes their tips. That's fucked up. 151 00:06:22,387 --> 00:06:23,722 But that ain't my fault. 152 00:06:23,805 --> 00:06:26,099 It would appear that waitresses are one of the many groups 153 00:06:26,182 --> 00:06:28,268 the government fucks in the ass on a regular basis. 154 00:06:28,351 --> 00:06:29,978 I mean, show me a piece of paper 155 00:06:30,061 --> 00:06:32,081 that says the government shouldn't do that, I'll sign it. 156 00:06:32,105 --> 00:06:34,825 Put it to a vote, I'll vote for it. But what I won't do is play ball. 157 00:06:34,900 --> 00:06:37,402 And this noncollege bullshit, I got two words for that... 158 00:06:37,485 --> 00:06:38,737 Learn to fucking type. 159 00:06:38,820 --> 00:06:40,715 'Cause if you're expecting me to help out with the rent, 160 00:06:40,739 --> 00:06:42,282 you're in for a big fucking surprise. 161 00:06:42,365 --> 00:06:44,117 He's convinced me. Give me my dollar back. 162 00:06:44,200 --> 00:06:45,410 - Hey! - [Utensils clatter] 163 00:06:46,036 --> 00:06:47,579 Leave the dollars there. 164 00:06:49,164 --> 00:06:51,166 All right, ramblers, let's get ramblin'. 165 00:06:52,334 --> 00:06:54,878 Wait a minute. Who didn't throw in? 166 00:06:54,961 --> 00:06:57,047 - Mr. Pink. - Mr. Pink? 167 00:06:57,881 --> 00:06:59,758 - Why not? - He don't tip. 168 00:07:00,550 --> 00:07:02,260 He don't tip? 169 00:07:02,344 --> 00:07:03,720 What do you mean you don't tip? 170 00:07:03,803 --> 00:07:05,430 - He don't believe in it. - Shut up. 171 00:07:06,222 --> 00:07:07,891 What do you mean you don't believe in it? 172 00:07:07,974 --> 00:07:10,685 Come on, you. Cough up a buck, you cheap bastard. 173 00:07:10,769 --> 00:07:12,646 I paid for your goddamn breakfast. 174 00:07:12,729 --> 00:07:14,665 All right, since you paid for the breakfast, I'll put in, 175 00:07:14,689 --> 00:07:16,608 but normally I would never do this. 176 00:07:18,693 --> 00:07:20,862 Never mind what you normally would do. 177 00:07:20,946 --> 00:07:24,032 Just cough in your goddamn buck like everybody else. 178 00:07:24,115 --> 00:07:25,325 Thank you. 179 00:07:27,243 --> 00:07:29,138 [Deejay on radio] That was the partridge family's 180 00:07:29,162 --> 00:07:31,790 "doesn't somebody want to be wanted?" 181 00:07:31,873 --> 00:07:37,212 Followed by Edison lighthouse's "love grows (where my Rosemary goes)" 182 00:07:37,295 --> 00:07:40,924 As k—billy's super sounds of the '703 weekend 183 00:07:41,007 --> 00:07:44,052 just keeps on truckin'. 184 00:07:44,135 --> 00:07:46,346 ["Little green bag" playing] 185 00:07:47,180 --> 00:07:48,682 J” yeah j' 186 00:07:53,311 --> 00:07:55,188 j” lookin' back on the track j“ 187 00:07:55,271 --> 00:07:57,816 j” for a little greenback j' 188 00:07:57,899 --> 00:07:59,818 j” got to find just the kind j” 189 00:07:59,901 --> 00:08:02,404 j” or I'm losin' my mind j” 190 00:08:02,487 --> 00:08:04,364 j” out of sight in the night j” 191 00:08:04,447 --> 00:08:06,866 j” out of sight in the day j” 192 00:08:06,950 --> 00:08:08,952 j” lookin' back on the track j” 193 00:08:09,035 --> 00:08:11,579 j” gonna do it my way j” 194 00:08:11,663 --> 00:08:13,498 j” out of sight in the night j” 195 00:08:13,581 --> 00:08:16,251 j” out of sight in the day j” 196 00:08:16,334 --> 00:08:18,128 j” lookin' back on the track j” 197 00:08:18,211 --> 00:08:20,755 j” gonna do it my way j” 198 00:08:20,839 --> 00:08:22,132 j” lookin' back j' 199 00:08:28,555 --> 00:08:29,931 J”ahhj” 200 00:08:30,015 --> 00:08:31,933 j” lookin' for some happiness j' 201 00:08:32,017 --> 00:08:38,606 j” but there is only loneliness to find j' 202 00:08:38,690 --> 00:08:40,859 j” jump to the left j' 203 00:08:40,942 --> 00:08:43,194 j” turn to the right j” 204 00:08:43,278 --> 00:08:45,447 j” lookin' upstairs j' 205 00:08:45,530 --> 00:08:48,533 j” lookin' behind j” 206 00:08:48,616 --> 00:08:49,826 j” yeah j” 207 00:09:07,052 --> 00:09:08,970 J” lookin' for some happiness j' 208 00:09:09,054 --> 00:09:15,393 j” but there is only loneliness to find j' 209 00:09:15,477 --> 00:09:18,021 j” jump to the left j' 210 00:09:18,104 --> 00:09:20,273 -j” turn to the right j” -[Mr. Orange shrieking] 211 00:09:20,356 --> 00:09:22,650 -J” lookin' upstairs j” -[Groaning] Oh, god! 212 00:09:22,734 --> 00:09:25,737 -J” lookin' behind j” -oh, shit! 213 00:09:27,155 --> 00:09:28,907 I'm gonna die! 214 00:09:28,990 --> 00:09:31,993 I'm gonna die! I'm gonna die! 215 00:09:32,077 --> 00:09:34,996 - [Mr. White] Just hold on, buddy boy! - [Groaning] 216 00:09:35,080 --> 00:09:36,539 [Mr. Orange] I'm gonna die! 217 00:09:36,623 --> 00:09:37,832 [Mr. White] Hey! 218 00:09:39,167 --> 00:09:40,418 I'm 3 o rry| 219 00:09:41,920 --> 00:09:44,297 - I can't believe she killed me, man. - Give me your hand. 220 00:09:44,380 --> 00:09:46,424 Who would've fucking thought that? 221 00:09:46,508 --> 00:09:50,136 Hey! Just cancel that shit right now! 222 00:09:51,221 --> 00:09:55,058 You're hurt. You're hurt real fucking bad, but you ain't dying! 223 00:09:55,141 --> 00:09:57,894 [Shrieking] I'm gonna die! I'm gonna... 224 00:09:59,437 --> 00:10:01,439 - Oh, shit. - Oh! 225 00:10:01,523 --> 00:10:04,359 All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, Larry! 226 00:10:04,442 --> 00:10:06,903 - I'm gonna die! I know it! - Oh! 227 00:10:06,986 --> 00:10:09,614 Excuse me. I didn't realize you had a degree in medicine. 228 00:10:11,282 --> 00:10:13,493 Uh, a-are you a doctor? 229 00:10:14,410 --> 00:10:15,620 Are you a doctor? 230 00:10:16,329 --> 00:10:18,540 Answer me, please. Are you a doctor? 231 00:10:19,499 --> 00:10:20,625 Huh? 232 00:10:20,708 --> 00:10:23,503 - No, I'm not. I'm not. - Okay. 233 00:10:23,586 --> 00:10:25,880 So you admit you don't know what you're talking about. 234 00:10:26,840 --> 00:10:29,759 So if you're through giving me your amateur opinion, 235 00:10:29,843 --> 00:10:31,386 just lie back and listen to the news. 236 00:10:31,469 --> 00:10:33,555 I'm taking you back to the rendezvous. 237 00:10:33,638 --> 00:10:35,723 Joe's gonna get you a doctor. 238 00:10:35,807 --> 00:10:39,811 The doctor's gonna fix you up, and you're gonna be okay. 239 00:10:40,937 --> 00:10:44,482 - Now say it! You're gonna be okay. - [Screams] 240 00:10:44,566 --> 00:10:45,859 Say it! 241 00:10:45,942 --> 00:10:47,902 You're gonna be okay! 242 00:10:48,903 --> 00:10:51,948 Say the goddamn words. You're gonna be okay. 243 00:10:52,031 --> 00:10:53,491 Oh, god! 244 00:10:53,575 --> 00:10:55,660 Say the goddamn fucking words! 245 00:10:56,286 --> 00:10:57,328 Say it! 246 00:10:57,412 --> 00:10:58,746 I'm okay, Larry. 247 00:10:59,622 --> 00:11:00,707 Correct! 248 00:11:01,374 --> 00:11:02,458 Correct. 249 00:11:05,253 --> 00:11:06,754 I'm okay. 250 00:11:12,177 --> 00:11:13,928 [Groaning] 251 00:11:15,096 --> 00:11:16,514 Look where we are. 252 00:11:17,599 --> 00:11:19,267 - Look where we are. - Larry... 253 00:11:20,435 --> 00:11:22,478 You gotta save me, man! 254 00:11:22,562 --> 00:11:24,189 You gotta save me! 255 00:11:24,272 --> 00:11:26,357 - We're in the warehouse. - [Grunts] 256 00:11:27,108 --> 00:11:28,776 Who's a tough guy? 257 00:11:28,860 --> 00:11:30,570 Who's a tough guy? 258 00:11:31,654 --> 00:11:35,867 - Come on. Who's a tough guy? - I'm a tough guy, Larry! 259 00:11:35,950 --> 00:11:37,202 You're a tough guy. 260 00:11:37,285 --> 00:11:39,120 You're a fucking tough guy. 261 00:11:42,832 --> 00:11:44,792 Okay. Okay. 262 00:11:44,876 --> 00:11:46,294 We're in the warehouse. 263 00:11:46,377 --> 00:11:48,671 Look where we are. We made it. 264 00:11:48,755 --> 00:11:51,174 We made it. We fucking made it. 265 00:11:51,841 --> 00:11:55,386 - We have fucking made it. - [Groaning] 266 00:11:55,470 --> 00:11:58,556 We're in the warehouse. Look where we are. 267 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:00,934 - '[Qasps] - Look where we are. 268 00:12:01,017 --> 00:12:03,645 Just hold on, buddy boy. Hold on. 269 00:12:03,728 --> 00:12:06,022 - Hold on. Hold on. - Oh... 270 00:12:06,898 --> 00:12:08,107 Shit! 271 00:12:08,191 --> 00:12:09,484 Stop banging your head. 272 00:12:09,567 --> 00:12:11,045 You're gonna bang a fucking hole in the floor. 273 00:12:11,069 --> 00:12:12,612 [Laughs] 274 00:12:12,695 --> 00:12:15,782 Yeah, you don't want to hurt the fucking floor, do you? 275 00:12:17,283 --> 00:12:20,411 I can't do anything for you, but when Joe gets here, 276 00:12:21,788 --> 00:12:25,250 which should be any time now, he's gonna help you out. 277 00:12:25,333 --> 00:12:27,293 He's gonna take care of you. Okay? 278 00:12:27,377 --> 00:12:29,417 We're just gonna sit here, we're gonna wait for Joe. 279 00:12:31,339 --> 00:12:32,799 Who are we waiting for? 280 00:12:33,758 --> 00:12:34,842 Joe. 281 00:12:34,926 --> 00:12:36,344 Yeah, that's right. 282 00:12:39,222 --> 00:12:43,226 Larry, I'm so fucking scared, man. 283 00:12:46,229 --> 00:12:49,107 Would you please hold me? [Cries] 284 00:12:49,190 --> 00:12:50,733 Yeah, sure. 285 00:13:04,831 --> 00:13:07,542 [Whispers indistinctly] 286 00:13:07,625 --> 00:13:09,836 [Laughs] 287 00:13:14,340 --> 00:13:15,842 [Groans] 288 00:13:16,634 --> 00:13:18,344 You go ahead and be scared. 289 00:13:19,679 --> 00:13:21,806 You've been brave enough for one day. 290 00:13:26,102 --> 00:13:29,397 I just want you to relax now, okay? 291 00:13:29,480 --> 00:13:31,899 You're not gonna fucking die. You're gonna be fine. 292 00:13:31,983 --> 00:13:34,986 When Joe gets here, he'll make you 100% again. 293 00:13:37,030 --> 00:13:39,657 I'm hurt. I'm hurt bad, Larry. 294 00:13:40,616 --> 00:13:43,786 - It's not good. No. - [Laughs] 295 00:13:43,870 --> 00:13:45,288 Hey, Larry... 296 00:13:46,456 --> 00:13:49,083 Bless your heart for what you're trying to do. 297 00:13:50,668 --> 00:13:53,171 I was panicking for a minute back there, 298 00:13:54,380 --> 00:13:56,674 but I got my senses back now. 299 00:13:57,592 --> 00:14:00,678 Situation is I'm shot in the belly. 300 00:14:00,762 --> 00:14:03,473 Without medical attention, I'm gonna die. 301 00:14:06,267 --> 00:14:09,062 Uh, I can't take you to a hospital. 302 00:14:09,145 --> 00:14:10,980 Fuck jail, man! 303 00:14:11,647 --> 00:14:14,901 You don't have to take me in. Just drive me up to the front, man. 304 00:14:15,735 --> 00:14:19,364 Just drop me on the sidewalk. I'll take care of myself. 305 00:14:21,949 --> 00:14:25,495 I won't tell them anything, man. I won't tell them anything. 306 00:14:26,287 --> 00:14:28,623 I swear to fucking god, man. 307 00:14:30,541 --> 00:14:34,170 Just look in my eyes, Larry. Look in my eyes. 308 00:14:35,380 --> 00:14:39,258 I won't tell them anything. 309 00:14:40,093 --> 00:14:42,011 You'll be safe, man. 310 00:14:43,596 --> 00:14:46,682 You're not gonna fucking die, kid. All right? 311 00:14:47,558 --> 00:14:50,561 Listen to me. You're gonna be fine. 312 00:14:51,979 --> 00:14:53,356 Along with the kneecap, 313 00:14:53,439 --> 00:14:56,734 the gut is the most painful area a guy can get shot in. 314 00:14:56,818 --> 00:14:58,027 No shit. 315 00:14:58,111 --> 00:15:00,780 But it takes a long time to die from it. 316 00:15:00,863 --> 00:15:02,407 I'm talking days. 317 00:15:03,408 --> 00:15:05,451 You're gonna wish you were dead, 318 00:15:05,535 --> 00:15:07,703 but it takes days to die from your wound. 319 00:15:07,787 --> 00:15:09,431 - Time is on your side. - [Door slams open] 320 00:15:09,455 --> 00:15:11,499 Was that a fucking setup or what? 321 00:15:11,582 --> 00:15:13,126 [Mr. Orange groaning] Fucking right! 322 00:15:13,209 --> 00:15:15,336 Shit! Orange got tagged? 323 00:15:16,337 --> 00:15:17,547 Gutshot. 324 00:15:18,214 --> 00:15:20,466 Fuck! Where's, uh, brown? 325 00:15:20,550 --> 00:15:21,884 Dead. 326 00:15:21,968 --> 00:15:24,387 Oh! How did he die? 327 00:15:25,471 --> 00:15:27,306 How the fuck do you think? 328 00:15:27,390 --> 00:15:28,808 The cops shot him. 329 00:15:29,892 --> 00:15:32,520 This is bad. This is so fucking bad. 330 00:15:33,271 --> 00:15:34,689 Is it bad? 331 00:15:35,314 --> 00:15:36,482 As opposed to good? 332 00:15:37,775 --> 00:15:39,777 Man, this is fucked up. 333 00:15:39,861 --> 00:15:41,279 This is so fucked up. 334 00:15:42,280 --> 00:15:44,699 Somebody fucked us up big time, man. 335 00:15:47,827 --> 00:15:49,579 You really think we were set up? 336 00:15:50,371 --> 00:15:51,831 Do you even doubt it, man? 337 00:15:51,914 --> 00:15:53,851 I don't think we got set up, I know we got set up. 338 00:15:53,875 --> 00:15:56,419 Seriously, where did all those cops come from, huh? 339 00:15:56,502 --> 00:15:58,772 One minute, they're not there, the next minute, they're there? 340 00:15:58,796 --> 00:16:00,381 I didn't hear any sirens. 341 00:16:01,048 --> 00:16:03,050 The alarm went off, okay. When an alarm goes off, 342 00:16:03,134 --> 00:16:04,820 you got an average of four minutes response time. 343 00:16:04,844 --> 00:16:07,489 Unless a patrol car is cruising that street at that particular moment, 344 00:16:07,513 --> 00:16:10,057 you got four minutes before they can realistically respond. 345 00:16:10,141 --> 00:16:12,310 In one minute, there were 17 blue boys out there, 346 00:16:12,393 --> 00:16:14,955 all loaded for bear, all knowing exactly what the fuck they were doing. 347 00:16:14,979 --> 00:16:16,606 They were all just there. 348 00:16:17,648 --> 00:16:20,526 Remember that second wave that showed up in the cars? 349 00:16:20,610 --> 00:16:22,129 Those were the ones responding to the alarm. 350 00:16:22,153 --> 00:16:25,490 Those first motherfuckers, I'm telling you, they were waiting for us. 351 00:16:25,573 --> 00:16:27,658 Haven't you fucking thought about this? 352 00:16:28,451 --> 00:16:30,203 I haven't had a chance to think. 353 00:16:31,204 --> 00:16:33,623 First, I was just trying to get the fuck out of there. 354 00:16:34,582 --> 00:16:37,043 And after we got away, I've just been dealing with him. 355 00:16:37,126 --> 00:16:40,063 Let's start fucking thinking about it. 'Cause that's all I'm thinking about. 356 00:16:40,087 --> 00:16:43,216 I wasn't even gonna come here. I was gonna just drive off. 357 00:16:43,299 --> 00:16:45,593 Because whoever set us up knows about this place. 358 00:16:45,676 --> 00:16:47,516 There could have been cops here waiting for us. 359 00:16:47,595 --> 00:16:50,723 There could be cops coming here right now! [Sighs] 360 00:16:53,226 --> 00:16:56,395 Let's go in the other room. Hey! In there. 361 00:16:56,479 --> 00:16:59,106 [Moans] Don't leave me! 362 00:16:59,190 --> 00:17:00,816 I'm gonna die. 363 00:17:00,900 --> 00:17:03,152 I'm just gonna be in that room. Just over the other side. 364 00:17:03,236 --> 00:17:05,238 I'll be right there, okay? 365 00:17:05,321 --> 00:17:07,240 I'll be right there looking at you. 366 00:17:07,323 --> 00:17:09,325 I'm right here looking at you, okay? 367 00:17:10,284 --> 00:17:13,538 Lie down. Right in here. Right over there. 368 00:17:16,374 --> 00:17:17,667 [Sobs] Larry. 369 00:17:18,584 --> 00:17:20,795 I'm gonna fucking die. 370 00:17:20,878 --> 00:17:22,088 Larry! 371 00:17:24,757 --> 00:17:27,218 [Mr. Pink] What the fuck am I doing here, man? 372 00:17:27,301 --> 00:17:29,428 You know, I felt funny about this job right off. 373 00:17:29,512 --> 00:17:31,782 As soon as I felt it, I should have said, "no, thank you," and walked, 374 00:17:31,806 --> 00:17:33,224 but I didn't fucking listen. 375 00:17:33,307 --> 00:17:35,588 It's like every time I got caught buying weed, same thing. 376 00:17:35,643 --> 00:17:38,455 I didn't trust the guy, felt funny about him, but I wanted to believe him. 377 00:17:38,479 --> 00:17:41,416 Because if he's not lying, and it really is Thai stick, then it's great, right? 378 00:17:41,440 --> 00:17:42,692 But no, it's never Thai stick. 379 00:17:42,775 --> 00:17:45,820 I always said if I felt that way about a job, I'd fucking walk and I didn't! 380 00:17:45,903 --> 00:17:48,048 - [Glass shatters] - I didn't 'cause of the fucking money! 381 00:17:48,072 --> 00:17:50,700 What's done is done. I need you cool. 382 00:17:51,909 --> 00:17:53,202 Are you cool? 383 00:17:53,286 --> 00:17:56,122 - [Clattering] - All right, I'm cool. 384 00:17:57,999 --> 00:18:00,001 Splash some water on your face. 385 00:18:04,171 --> 00:18:06,173 - Take a breather. - [Sighs] 386 00:18:20,605 --> 00:18:22,815 Relax. Have a cigarette. 387 00:18:23,899 --> 00:18:26,652 - I quit. - All right. 388 00:18:26,736 --> 00:18:28,070 Why, you got one? 389 00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:37,330 Yeah. 390 00:18:39,540 --> 00:18:41,917 Here you go. Have a chesterfield. 391 00:18:42,627 --> 00:18:43,711 Thanks. 392 00:19:01,520 --> 00:19:05,066 - Okay. Let's go through what happened. - Okay. 393 00:19:05,149 --> 00:19:07,151 We're in the place. Everything's going fine. 394 00:19:07,818 --> 00:19:09,570 - Then the alarm gets tripped. - Right. 395 00:19:11,238 --> 00:19:13,866 I turn around and all these cops are outside. 396 00:19:16,410 --> 00:19:19,288 You're right, because bam, I blink my eyes, and they're there. 397 00:19:19,955 --> 00:19:21,582 Everybody starts going apeshit. 398 00:19:22,333 --> 00:19:24,293 Then Mr. Blonde starts to shoot all the em... 399 00:19:24,377 --> 00:19:25,586 That's not correct. 400 00:19:26,504 --> 00:19:28,589 - What's wrong with it? - Okay. 401 00:19:28,673 --> 00:19:31,175 The cops did not show up after the alarm went off. 402 00:19:31,258 --> 00:19:34,720 The cops didn't show up until after Mr. Blonde started shooting everybody. 403 00:19:34,804 --> 00:19:36,931 As soon as I heard the alarm, I saw the cops. 404 00:19:37,014 --> 00:19:38,533 No, I'm telling you, it wasn't that soon, okay? 405 00:19:38,557 --> 00:19:42,061 They didn't let their presence be known until after Mr. Blonde became a madman. 406 00:19:42,144 --> 00:19:44,584 I'm not saying they weren't there. I'm saying they were there. 407 00:19:44,647 --> 00:19:46,440 But they didn't make their move 408 00:19:46,524 --> 00:19:48,901 until after Mr. Blonde started shooting everybody. 409 00:19:48,984 --> 00:19:50,986 That's how I know we were set up. 410 00:19:51,737 --> 00:19:53,507 [Sighs] Come on, Mr. White, you... you could see that. 411 00:19:53,531 --> 00:19:55,408 Look, look! Enough of this Mr. White shit. 412 00:19:55,491 --> 00:19:57,618 Wait, wait, wait! Don't tell me your fucking name! 413 00:19:57,702 --> 00:19:59,078 I don't want to know it. 414 00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:01,163 Jesus Christ, I ain't gonna tell you mine. 415 00:20:02,707 --> 00:20:03,791 [Sighs] 416 00:20:07,128 --> 00:20:08,546 You're right. This is bad. 417 00:20:14,677 --> 00:20:16,011 How did you get out? 418 00:20:16,929 --> 00:20:18,264 I shot my way out. 419 00:20:18,347 --> 00:20:20,766 Everybody started shooting, so I blasted my way out of there. 420 00:20:20,850 --> 00:20:24,854 - [Alarm bell ringing] - [Sirens wailing in distance] 421 00:20:24,937 --> 00:20:27,148 Move it! Get out of the way! 422 00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:28,858 [Mr. Pink] Get the fuck out of the way! 423 00:20:30,818 --> 00:20:32,486 Get the fuck out of the way! 424 00:20:34,071 --> 00:20:35,823 - Move it! - Get out of the way! 425 00:20:35,906 --> 00:20:38,033 - [Shouts] - [Clattering] 426 00:20:41,537 --> 00:20:44,665 Jesus Christ! What the fuck is your problem, man? 427 00:20:44,749 --> 00:20:46,083 You fucking asshole! 428 00:20:46,167 --> 00:20:47,877 -Fuckeh -[Bystander screams] 429 00:20:47,960 --> 00:20:48,961 Move! 430 00:20:49,044 --> 00:20:50,379 [Bystander 2] Get down, Ernie! 431 00:20:51,797 --> 00:20:53,299 [Horn honks] 432 00:20:56,385 --> 00:20:57,553 [Driver] Jesus! 433 00:20:57,636 --> 00:21:00,055 Get out of the car! Get the fuck out of the car! 434 00:21:01,015 --> 00:21:02,349 Move it! Move out of the way! 435 00:21:02,433 --> 00:21:03,684 [Driver screams] 436 00:21:09,940 --> 00:21:11,358 [Screams] 437 00:21:25,831 --> 00:21:27,500 [Tires squeal] 438 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:29,585 [Sirens wailing, faint] 439 00:21:31,629 --> 00:21:33,255 I tagged a couple of cops. 440 00:21:34,173 --> 00:21:37,468 - Did you kill anybody? - A few cops. 441 00:21:38,135 --> 00:21:39,345 No real people? 442 00:21:39,428 --> 00:21:40,721 Just cops. 443 00:21:53,025 --> 00:21:54,777 Man, could you believe Mr. Blonde? 444 00:21:56,278 --> 00:21:59,198 That was the most insane fucking thing I have ever seen. 445 00:21:59,281 --> 00:22:02,076 Why the fuck would Joe hire a guy like that? 446 00:22:02,159 --> 00:22:03,619 I don't want to kill anybody. 447 00:22:04,578 --> 00:22:06,473 If I gotta get out that door and you're standing in my way, 448 00:22:06,497 --> 00:22:08,666 one way or the other, you're getting out of my way. 449 00:22:08,749 --> 00:22:10,292 That's the way I look at it. 450 00:22:11,377 --> 00:22:15,965 The choice between doing ten years and taking out some stupid motherfucker... 451 00:22:17,967 --> 00:22:19,927 Ain't no choice at all. 452 00:22:20,010 --> 00:22:22,012 But I ain't no madman, either. 453 00:22:22,096 --> 00:22:24,682 What the fuck was Joe thinking? 454 00:22:24,765 --> 00:22:26,433 Can't work with a guy like that. 455 00:22:29,019 --> 00:22:32,314 We're awful goddamn lucky he didn't tag us when he shot the place up. 456 00:22:32,398 --> 00:22:35,609 I came this close to taking his ass out myself. 457 00:22:36,485 --> 00:22:39,488 I mean, everybody panics. Everybody. 458 00:22:40,614 --> 00:22:42,992 Things get tense. It's human nature, you panic. 459 00:22:43,075 --> 00:22:45,077 I don't care what your name is. You can't help it. 460 00:22:46,120 --> 00:22:49,957 Fuck, man, you panic on the inside. In your head, you know? 461 00:22:50,666 --> 00:22:52,501 You give yourself a couple of seconds. 462 00:22:52,585 --> 00:22:54,980 You get a... you get a hold of the situation. You deal with it. 463 00:22:55,004 --> 00:22:57,482 What you don't do is start shooting up the place and start killing people. 464 00:22:57,506 --> 00:23:00,509 No. What you're supposed to do is act like a fucking professional. 465 00:23:01,760 --> 00:23:03,596 A psychopath ain't a professional. 466 00:23:04,597 --> 00:23:06,432 Can't work with a psychopath. 467 00:23:06,515 --> 00:23:08,976 You don't know what those sick assholes are gonna do next. 468 00:23:10,978 --> 00:23:15,232 I mean, Jesus Christ, how old do you think that black girl was, 20? 469 00:23:15,900 --> 00:23:17,651 - Maybe 21? - If that. 470 00:23:19,653 --> 00:23:21,864 Hey, look, did you see what happened to anybody else? 471 00:23:23,574 --> 00:23:26,410 Me and orange jumped in the car, brown floored it. 472 00:23:27,077 --> 00:23:28,913 After that, I don't know what went down. 473 00:23:28,996 --> 00:23:31,290 Well, at that point, it was every man for himself. 474 00:23:32,124 --> 00:23:34,477 As far as Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue are concerned, I ain't got the foggiest. 475 00:23:34,501 --> 00:23:36,503 'Cause once I got out, I never looked back. 476 00:23:36,587 --> 00:23:39,298 - What do you think? - [Exhales] What do I think? 477 00:23:39,381 --> 00:23:42,134 I mean, you know, the cops either caught 'em or killed 'em. 478 00:23:43,886 --> 00:23:46,472 No chance they punched through? You found a hole. 479 00:23:46,555 --> 00:23:48,307 Yeah, and that was a fucking miracle. 480 00:23:49,099 --> 00:23:51,518 But even if they did get away, then where the fuck are they? 481 00:23:53,854 --> 00:23:56,333 You don't think it's possible one of them got a hold of the diamonds and... 482 00:23:56,357 --> 00:23:57,942 No. No way. 483 00:23:58,025 --> 00:23:59,652 How can you be so sure? 484 00:24:01,153 --> 00:24:02,655 I got the diamonds. 485 00:24:07,701 --> 00:24:08,744 [Chuckles] 486 00:24:11,330 --> 00:24:12,539 That's my boy. 487 00:24:13,624 --> 00:24:16,335 - Where? - I stashed 'em. 488 00:24:16,418 --> 00:24:18,212 Look, if you want to come with me, 489 00:24:18,295 --> 00:24:20,589 let's go get 'em right now, right this second, man. 490 00:24:20,714 --> 00:24:24,343 'Cause I think staying here, man, we should have our fucking heads examined. 491 00:24:24,426 --> 00:24:26,470 That was the plan. We meet here. 492 00:24:26,553 --> 00:24:28,305 Then where the fuck is everybody? 493 00:24:28,389 --> 00:24:31,600 I say the plan becomes null and void once we find out we got a rat in the house. 494 00:24:31,684 --> 00:24:34,884 We ain't got the slightest fucking idea what happened to Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue. 495 00:24:34,937 --> 00:24:36,939 They could both be dead or maybe they're arrested. 496 00:24:37,022 --> 00:24:40,275 The cops could have 'em right now at the station house, sweatin' 'em down. 497 00:24:40,359 --> 00:24:43,362 They don't know our names, but they could be singin' about this place. 498 00:24:47,157 --> 00:24:48,367 [Mr. White sighs] 499 00:24:52,121 --> 00:24:54,873 I swear to god, I think I'm fucking jinxed. 500 00:24:55,666 --> 00:24:56,834 What? 501 00:24:59,336 --> 00:25:01,755 Two jobs back, it was a four-man job. 502 00:25:02,548 --> 00:25:04,967 We discovered one of the team was an undercover cop. 503 00:25:06,927 --> 00:25:08,220 No shit. 504 00:25:09,763 --> 00:25:12,266 Thank god we discovered it in time. 505 00:25:12,349 --> 00:25:15,060 Had to forget the whole thing, just walk the fuck away from it. 506 00:25:16,353 --> 00:25:18,022 So who's the rat this time? 507 00:25:18,731 --> 00:25:19,857 Mr. Blue? 508 00:25:20,816 --> 00:25:22,067 Mr. Brown? 509 00:25:22,151 --> 00:25:23,569 [Scoffs] Joe? 510 00:25:23,652 --> 00:25:26,697 Listen, Joe set this whole thing up. Maybe he set it up to set it up. 511 00:25:26,780 --> 00:25:28,115 I don't buy it. 512 00:25:28,782 --> 00:25:30,367 Me and Joe go back a long time. 513 00:25:30,451 --> 00:25:33,662 I can tell you definitely, Joe don't know a fucking thing about this bullshit. 514 00:25:33,746 --> 00:25:35,748 Hey, look, I've known Joe since I was a kid, okay? 515 00:25:35,831 --> 00:25:38,584 And me saying he definitely had nothing to do with it is ridiculous. 516 00:25:38,667 --> 00:25:41,646 I can say I definitely didn't do it 'cause I know what I did or I didn't do, 517 00:25:41,670 --> 00:25:43,398 but I cannot definitely say that about anybody else 518 00:25:43,422 --> 00:25:45,132 'cause I don't definitely know. 519 00:25:45,215 --> 00:25:46,759 For all I know, you're the rat. 520 00:25:47,426 --> 00:25:49,386 For all I know, you're the fucking rat! 521 00:25:49,470 --> 00:25:52,181 All right! Now you're using your fucking head! 522 00:25:52,264 --> 00:25:53,932 For all we know, he's the rat. 523 00:25:54,016 --> 00:25:58,187 Hey, that kid in there is dying from a fucking bullet I saw him take, 524 00:25:58,270 --> 00:26:00,272 so don't you be calling him a rat! 525 00:26:00,355 --> 00:26:02,775 Look, I'm right, okay? 526 00:26:02,858 --> 00:26:04,485 Somebody's a fucking rat. 527 00:26:10,032 --> 00:26:12,743 Where's the commode in this dungeon? I gotta take a squirt. 528 00:26:15,579 --> 00:26:19,583 Go down the hall, make a left, go up the stairs, and make a right. 529 00:26:28,008 --> 00:26:29,676 [Joe] By the way, how's Alabama? 530 00:26:29,760 --> 00:26:31,762 Alabama? Hmm. 531 00:26:31,845 --> 00:26:34,389 I haven't seen 'bama in over a year and a half. 532 00:26:35,682 --> 00:26:37,351 I thought you two were a team. 533 00:26:39,353 --> 00:26:40,979 We were for a little while. 534 00:26:41,063 --> 00:26:44,691 Did about four jobs together, then decided to call it quits. 535 00:26:44,775 --> 00:26:45,901 Why? 536 00:26:48,946 --> 00:26:51,573 Mmm, you push that woman-man thing too long 537 00:26:51,657 --> 00:26:53,242 and it gets to you after a while. 538 00:26:53,325 --> 00:26:55,494 What's she doing now? 539 00:26:55,577 --> 00:26:59,123 She hooked up with frank mcgarr. They've done a couple jobs together. 540 00:26:59,206 --> 00:27:01,291 Hell of a woman. Good little thief. 541 00:27:05,129 --> 00:27:06,880 So explain the telegram. 542 00:27:06,964 --> 00:27:08,674 Five-man job, 543 00:27:08,757 --> 00:27:11,009 busting in and busting out of a diamond wholesaler's. 544 00:27:11,093 --> 00:27:14,096 Can you move the ice afterwards? I don't know nobody that can move ice. 545 00:27:14,179 --> 00:27:16,306 No problem. We got guys waiting for it. 546 00:27:17,057 --> 00:27:19,810 What happened to Marcellus spivey? Didn't he always move your ice? 547 00:27:19,893 --> 00:27:22,229 He's doing 20 years in susanville. 548 00:27:22,312 --> 00:27:25,566 Twenty years? Holy god. What for? 549 00:27:25,649 --> 00:27:27,067 - Badluck. - [Chuckles] 550 00:27:27,151 --> 00:27:28,986 I guess you could say that again. 551 00:27:30,487 --> 00:27:31,864 What's the exposure like? 552 00:27:31,947 --> 00:27:34,825 Two minutes tops, but it's a tough two minutes. 553 00:27:34,908 --> 00:27:37,911 Daylight during business hours, dealing with the crowd. 554 00:27:38,954 --> 00:27:40,914 But you'll have the guys to deal with the crowd. 555 00:27:40,998 --> 00:27:42,332 How many employees? 556 00:27:42,416 --> 00:27:45,627 I'd say around 20. Security pretty lax. 557 00:27:45,711 --> 00:27:47,629 They most usuallyjust deal in boxes. 558 00:27:48,338 --> 00:27:51,049 You know, uncut stones from the diamond syndicate. 559 00:27:51,133 --> 00:27:52,718 But on this particular day, 560 00:27:52,801 --> 00:27:55,387 they're getting a shipment of polished stones from Israel. 561 00:27:56,138 --> 00:27:58,182 They're like a way station, you know? 562 00:27:58,265 --> 00:28:00,559 They're to get picked up the next day and sent to Vermont. 563 00:28:00,642 --> 00:28:01,727 No, they're not. 564 00:28:02,769 --> 00:28:04,605 [Both laugh] 565 00:28:05,272 --> 00:28:06,565 What's the cut, papa? 566 00:28:07,399 --> 00:28:09,067 Juicy, junior. 567 00:28:09,151 --> 00:28:11,862 Real juicy. [Chuckles] 568 00:28:13,655 --> 00:28:17,075 Hey, look, man, you do what you want. I'm out of here, man. 569 00:28:17,159 --> 00:28:19,077 I'm gonna check into a motel for a few days. 570 00:28:19,161 --> 00:28:21,163 You know, I'll lay low, and I'll call Joe... 571 00:28:21,997 --> 00:28:23,999 Oh, shit. Did he fucking die on us? 572 00:28:26,501 --> 00:28:28,128 Huh? Is he dead or what? 573 00:28:30,631 --> 00:28:32,174 He ain't dead. 574 00:28:32,257 --> 00:28:33,467 What is it? 575 00:28:36,345 --> 00:28:39,223 Scared the fucking shit out of me, man. I thought he was dead for sure. 576 00:28:40,682 --> 00:28:43,185 Without medical attention, he will die for sure. 577 00:28:44,394 --> 00:28:46,813 What are we gonna do, man? We can't take him to a hospital. 578 00:28:49,149 --> 00:28:52,945 Without medical attention, that man might not live through the night. 579 00:28:53,654 --> 00:28:55,739 The bullet in his belly is my fault. 580 00:28:55,822 --> 00:28:59,910 While that might not mean Jack shit to you, it means a hell of a lot to me. 581 00:28:59,993 --> 00:29:02,663 First things first. Staying here is goofy. We gotta book up. 582 00:29:03,789 --> 00:29:06,166 What do you suggest we do, go to a hotel? 583 00:29:06,250 --> 00:29:08,585 We got a guy shot in the belly. He can't walk. 584 00:29:08,669 --> 00:29:10,504 He bleeds like a stuck pig. 585 00:29:10,587 --> 00:29:12,756 When he's awake, he screams in pain. 586 00:29:12,839 --> 00:29:16,009 [Sighs] You got an idea, spit it out. 587 00:29:16,593 --> 00:29:17,928 Joe could help. 588 00:29:18,011 --> 00:29:19,638 We get in touch with Joe. 589 00:29:20,555 --> 00:29:22,849 Joe could get him to a doctor. 590 00:29:22,933 --> 00:29:24,810 Joe could get a doctor to come to see him. 591 00:29:25,936 --> 00:29:28,647 Assuming we can trust Joe, how are we gonna get in touch with him? 592 00:29:30,107 --> 00:29:32,025 Huh? He's supposed to be here, but he ain't, 593 00:29:32,109 --> 00:29:34,111 which is making me very nervous about being here. 594 00:29:34,194 --> 00:29:35,946 Even if he is on the up-and-up, 595 00:29:36,029 --> 00:29:37,966 I don't think he's gonna be too happy with us, okay? 596 00:29:37,990 --> 00:29:40,510 He planned a robbery, and he's got a bloodbath on his hands now. 597 00:29:40,534 --> 00:29:43,245 He's got dead cops, dead robbers, dead civilians. 598 00:29:44,037 --> 00:29:47,040 Jesus Christ, I... I tend to doubt he's gonna have sympathy for our plight. 599 00:29:47,124 --> 00:29:50,168 If I was him, I'd try and put as much distance between me and this mess 600 00:29:50,252 --> 00:29:51,753 as humanly possible. 601 00:29:55,340 --> 00:30:00,554 Before you got here, Mr. Orange was asking me to take him to a doctor, 602 00:30:00,637 --> 00:30:01,930 to a hospital. 603 00:30:03,807 --> 00:30:07,019 I don't like the idea of turning him over to the cops, 604 00:30:07,102 --> 00:30:09,062 but if we don't, he's gonna die. 605 00:30:09,896 --> 00:30:11,315 He begged me to do it. 606 00:30:12,733 --> 00:30:16,653 Well, all right, then I guess we take him to a hospital. 607 00:30:16,737 --> 00:30:18,238 If that's what he said, let's do it. 608 00:30:19,072 --> 00:30:21,700 Since he don't know nothing about us, I say it's his decision. 609 00:30:21,783 --> 00:30:23,410 Well, he knows a little about me. 610 00:30:26,580 --> 00:30:27,873 What? 611 00:30:27,956 --> 00:30:29,958 Wait, wait. You didn't tell him your name, did you? 612 00:30:30,042 --> 00:30:32,252 I told him my first name and where I was from. 613 00:30:33,128 --> 00:30:34,338 Why? 614 00:30:36,256 --> 00:30:38,175 I told him where I was from a few days ago. 615 00:30:38,258 --> 00:30:40,677 It was just a natural conversation. 616 00:30:41,636 --> 00:30:44,598 What was telling him your name when you weren't supposed to? 617 00:30:44,681 --> 00:30:46,016 He asked. 618 00:30:47,809 --> 00:30:51,271 We had just gotten away from the cops. He just got shot. 619 00:30:51,355 --> 00:30:53,607 It was my fault he got shot. 620 00:30:54,983 --> 00:30:57,319 He's a fucking bloody mess. 621 00:30:57,402 --> 00:30:58,695 He's screaming. 622 00:30:59,905 --> 00:31:03,116 I swear to god, I thought he was gonna die right then and there. 623 00:31:03,200 --> 00:31:04,826 I'm trying to comfort him, 624 00:31:06,119 --> 00:31:08,246 telling him not to worry, everything is gonna be okay, 625 00:31:08,330 --> 00:31:09,748 I'm gonna take care of him. 626 00:31:10,832 --> 00:31:12,667 And he asked me what my name was. 627 00:31:14,961 --> 00:31:17,047 I mean, the man was dying in my arms. 628 00:31:17,130 --> 00:31:19,466 What the fuck was I supposed to do? 629 00:31:21,051 --> 00:31:25,055 Tell him, "I'm sorry. I can't give out that fucking information! 630 00:31:25,931 --> 00:31:27,682 It's against the rules! 631 00:31:28,975 --> 00:31:30,685 I don't trust you enough!" 632 00:31:31,978 --> 00:31:33,980 Well, maybe I should've, but I couldn't. 633 00:31:35,273 --> 00:31:37,484 - I don't... - Fuck you, and fuck Joe! 634 00:31:37,567 --> 00:31:39,807 Yeah, I'm sure it was a very beautiful scene between you. 635 00:31:39,861 --> 00:31:42,090 - Don't fucking patronize me! - I got one question for you. 636 00:31:42,114 --> 00:31:43,674 Do they have a sheet on you, where you're from? 637 00:31:43,698 --> 00:31:45,951 - Yeah! - Well, that's that then, man. 638 00:31:46,034 --> 00:31:48,912 Jesus Christ, I was worried about mug shot possibilities as it was. 639 00:31:48,995 --> 00:31:51,289 Now he knows a, your name, b, what you look like, 640 00:31:51,373 --> 00:31:53,351 c, where you're from, and d, what your specialty is. 641 00:31:53,375 --> 00:31:56,354 They're not gonna have to show him a lot of pictures for him to pick you out. 642 00:31:56,378 --> 00:31:57,879 I mean, that's it, right? 643 00:31:57,963 --> 00:32:00,483 You didn't tell him anything else that could narrow down the selection? 644 00:32:00,507 --> 00:32:03,927 If I have to tell you again to back off, me and you are gonna go round and round. 645 00:32:04,010 --> 00:32:05,804 We ain't taking him to a hospital. 646 00:32:07,264 --> 00:32:08,723 If we don't, he's gonna die. 647 00:32:08,807 --> 00:32:11,768 And I'm very sad about that but some fellas are lucky and some ain't. 648 00:32:12,686 --> 00:32:14,521 What the fuck are you touching me for, man? 649 00:32:16,356 --> 00:32:18,608 [Grunting] 650 00:32:19,860 --> 00:32:22,004 You wanna fuck with me! I'll show you who you're fucking with! 651 00:32:22,028 --> 00:32:24,257 You want to shoot me, you piece of shit? Go ahead. Take a shot. 652 00:32:24,281 --> 00:32:25,740 Fuck you, white. 653 00:32:25,824 --> 00:32:28,034 I didn't create this situation. I'm dealing with it. 654 00:32:28,118 --> 00:32:29,804 You're acting like a first-year fucking thief. 655 00:32:29,828 --> 00:32:31,288 I'm acting like a professional! 656 00:32:31,371 --> 00:32:32,956 If they get him, they can get you. 657 00:32:33,039 --> 00:32:35,459 They get you, they get closer to me, and that can't happen! 658 00:32:36,209 --> 00:32:37,961 You're looking at me like it's my fault? 659 00:32:38,044 --> 00:32:40,755 I didn't tell him my name. I didn't tell him where I was from. 660 00:32:41,631 --> 00:32:44,176 Shit, 15 minutes ago you almost told me your name. 661 00:32:44,259 --> 00:32:46,511 Your buddy got us stuck in a situation you created. 662 00:32:46,595 --> 00:32:49,347 So if you want to throw bad looks somewhere, throw 'em at a mirror! 663 00:32:50,098 --> 00:32:52,100 You kids shouldn't play so rough. 664 00:32:53,185 --> 00:32:54,936 Somebody's gonna start crying. 665 00:32:56,062 --> 00:32:57,606 [Mr. Pink] Mr. Blonde. 666 00:32:59,858 --> 00:33:01,985 Shit. Fucking kicking me. 667 00:33:06,865 --> 00:33:08,283 What happened to you? 668 00:33:09,201 --> 00:33:10,619 I figured you were dead. 669 00:33:14,206 --> 00:33:16,500 Hey! You okay? 670 00:33:18,293 --> 00:33:20,504 Did you see what happened to blue? 671 00:33:20,587 --> 00:33:22,190 We didn't know what happened to you and blue. 672 00:33:22,214 --> 00:33:24,216 That's what we were wondering about. Come on, man. 673 00:33:26,384 --> 00:33:29,179 Look, brown is dead, orange got it in the belly. 674 00:33:29,262 --> 00:33:31,515 Enough! Enough! 675 00:33:31,598 --> 00:33:33,767 You better start talking, asshole, 676 00:33:34,726 --> 00:33:37,562 'cause we got shit we need to talk about. 677 00:33:37,646 --> 00:33:39,356 We're already freaked out. 678 00:33:39,439 --> 00:33:42,817 We need you acting freaky like we need a fucking bag on our hip. 679 00:33:43,902 --> 00:33:45,612 Okay. Let's talk. 680 00:33:46,404 --> 00:33:48,156 We think we got a rat in the house. 681 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:50,158 I guarantee we got a rat in the house. 682 00:33:50,242 --> 00:33:52,035 What makes you say that? 683 00:33:52,118 --> 00:33:54,162 Is that supposed to be funny? 684 00:33:54,246 --> 00:33:56,581 Look, we think this place ain't safe. 685 00:33:57,290 --> 00:34:00,250 This place just ain't secure anymore. We're leaving. You should go with us. 686 00:34:00,669 --> 00:34:02,087 Nobody's going anywhere. 687 00:34:02,170 --> 00:34:05,674 [Scoffs] Piss on this fucking turd! 688 00:34:05,757 --> 00:34:07,342 We're out of here. 689 00:34:07,425 --> 00:34:08,927 Don't take another step, Mr. White. 690 00:34:09,844 --> 00:34:11,721 Fuck you, maniac! 691 00:34:15,141 --> 00:34:17,519 It's your fucking fault we're in this trouble. 692 00:34:17,602 --> 00:34:19,187 What's this guy's problem? 693 00:34:19,271 --> 00:34:20,605 What's my problem? 694 00:34:20,689 --> 00:34:22,232 Yeah, I got a fucking problem. 695 00:34:22,315 --> 00:34:24,442 I got a big fucking problem 696 00:34:25,235 --> 00:34:28,196 with any trigger-happy madman almost gets me shot! 697 00:34:30,073 --> 00:34:31,950 What the fuck you talking about? 698 00:34:32,033 --> 00:34:33,743 That fucking shooting spree! 699 00:34:34,995 --> 00:34:37,289 In the store, remember? 700 00:34:37,372 --> 00:34:39,958 Oh, fuck 'em. They set off the alarm. 701 00:34:40,584 --> 00:34:42,043 They deserve what they got. 702 00:34:42,127 --> 00:34:44,129 You almost killed me! 703 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:46,464 Asshole! 704 00:34:48,883 --> 00:34:52,387 If I'd known what kind of guy you were, I never would've agreed to work with you. 705 00:34:52,470 --> 00:34:53,888 [Sniffs, clears throat] 706 00:34:54,514 --> 00:34:57,142 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, 707 00:34:58,476 --> 00:35:00,020 or are you gonna bite? 708 00:35:00,645 --> 00:35:01,980 What was that? 709 00:35:04,858 --> 00:35:06,276 I'm sorry. I didn't catch it. 710 00:35:07,152 --> 00:35:08,695 Would you repeat it? 711 00:35:09,321 --> 00:35:11,948 Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, 712 00:35:13,533 --> 00:35:14,784 or are you gonna bite? 713 00:35:14,868 --> 00:35:17,370 Oh, Christ. Look, you two assholes, calm the fuck down. 714 00:35:17,454 --> 00:35:20,624 Hey, come on! What, are we on a playground here, huh? 715 00:35:20,707 --> 00:35:22,417 Am I the only professional? 716 00:35:22,500 --> 00:35:24,919 You're acting like a bunch of fucking niggers, man. 717 00:35:25,003 --> 00:35:26,379 You ever worked with niggers, huh? 718 00:35:26,463 --> 00:35:28,232 Just like you two, always saying they're gonna kill each other. 719 00:35:28,256 --> 00:35:30,151 You said yourself you thought about taking him out. 720 00:35:30,175 --> 00:35:32,844 - You fucking said that? - Yeah, I did, okay? I did. 721 00:35:32,927 --> 00:35:36,348 But that was then. Right now, this guy is the only one I completely trust. 722 00:35:36,431 --> 00:35:38,451 He's too fucking homicidal to be working with the cops. 723 00:35:38,475 --> 00:35:40,810 - You're taking his side? - No! Fuck sides, man! 724 00:35:40,894 --> 00:35:42,520 What we need is a little solidarity. 725 00:35:42,604 --> 00:35:44,290 Somebody's sticking a red-hot poker up our asses. 726 00:35:44,314 --> 00:35:46,149 I want to know whose name's on the handle. 727 00:35:47,233 --> 00:35:49,402 [Exhales] Fuck. 728 00:35:49,486 --> 00:35:51,446 Look, I know I'm no piece of shit, 729 00:35:51,529 --> 00:35:53,406 and I'm pretty sure you're okay. 730 00:35:53,490 --> 00:35:55,325 And I'm fucking positive you're on the level. 731 00:35:55,408 --> 00:35:56,409 [Scoffs] 732 00:35:56,493 --> 00:35:58,912 Let's try and figure out who the bad guy is, all right? 733 00:35:59,913 --> 00:36:00,997 [Sighs] 734 00:36:01,706 --> 00:36:03,500 Wow. [Chuckles] 735 00:36:03,583 --> 00:36:06,503 That was really exciting. [Laughs] 736 00:36:07,587 --> 00:36:10,423 I bet you're a big Lee Marvin fan, aren't you? 737 00:36:11,132 --> 00:36:12,926 [Laughs] 738 00:36:13,009 --> 00:36:15,261 Me, too. I love that guy. 739 00:36:17,389 --> 00:36:20,392 My heart's beating so fast, I'm about to have a heart attack here. 740 00:36:21,184 --> 00:36:22,227 Yeah? 741 00:36:22,310 --> 00:36:27,065 I got something outside that, uh, I'd like to show you guys, so follow me. 742 00:36:27,148 --> 00:36:29,025 Follow you? Where? 743 00:36:30,110 --> 00:36:31,444 To my car. 744 00:36:32,696 --> 00:36:35,198 What, did you forget your French fries to go with the soda? 745 00:36:35,281 --> 00:36:37,158 - I had them already. - Yeah? 746 00:36:37,242 --> 00:36:39,261 I got something I think you might want to see, though. 747 00:36:39,285 --> 00:36:40,537 - What? - It's a big surprise. 748 00:36:41,246 --> 00:36:43,665 I'm sure you'll like it. Come on. 749 00:36:54,175 --> 00:36:56,428 [Mr. Pink] We still gotta get out of here, you know. 750 00:36:56,511 --> 00:36:58,930 No. We're gonna stick around, we're gonna wait. 751 00:36:59,013 --> 00:37:01,766 - What for, the cops? - No. Nice guy Eddie. 752 00:37:02,475 --> 00:37:03,768 - Nice guy Eddie? - Yeah. 753 00:37:03,852 --> 00:37:07,063 What makes you think he isn't on a plane right now halfway to Costa Rica? 754 00:37:07,147 --> 00:37:10,233 Because I spoke to him on the phone and he said he's on the way down here. 755 00:37:10,316 --> 00:37:11,651 You talked to nice guy Eddie? 756 00:37:11,735 --> 00:37:13,778 Why the fuck didn't you say that in the first place? 757 00:37:13,862 --> 00:37:15,238 'Cause you never asked me. 758 00:37:15,321 --> 00:37:17,490 Hardy-fucking-har. What'd he say? 759 00:37:18,199 --> 00:37:19,909 He said stay put. 760 00:37:19,993 --> 00:37:21,828 So in the meantime... 761 00:37:22,495 --> 00:37:24,581 I'll show you guys something. 762 00:37:27,959 --> 00:37:29,878 [Ahlaugh] 763 00:37:29,961 --> 00:37:31,337 Jesus Christ. 764 00:37:32,046 --> 00:37:34,650 [Mr. Blonde] Maybe our boy in blue here can answer some of these questions 765 00:37:34,674 --> 00:37:37,927 about this rat business you've been talking about. 766 00:37:38,011 --> 00:37:39,763 You're a piece of work, my friend. 767 00:37:40,889 --> 00:37:43,016 Ain't a bad idea. Let's get him the fuck out of here. 768 00:37:45,810 --> 00:37:47,604 [Joe] Hey, sid, will you relax? 769 00:37:47,687 --> 00:37:49,272 I know you a long time. 770 00:37:49,355 --> 00:37:51,566 I'm not worried. I know you'll pay me back. 771 00:37:52,650 --> 00:37:55,487 Don't tell me what I already know. Don't embarrass me. 772 00:37:56,571 --> 00:37:59,157 So you had a few bad months. 773 00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:00,658 You do what everybody else does. 774 00:38:00,742 --> 00:38:03,787 I don't care if it's jp Morgan or Irving the tailor. 775 00:38:03,870 --> 00:38:05,538 You ride it out. 776 00:38:05,622 --> 00:38:07,665 - Vic vega's outside. - Hold on. 777 00:38:08,333 --> 00:38:10,376 - Who? - Vic vega. 778 00:38:10,460 --> 00:38:12,212 Oh, tell him to come in. 779 00:38:12,295 --> 00:38:14,964 - I gotta go. A friend of mine's outside. - Come on in. 780 00:38:15,048 --> 00:38:17,175 Keep your chin up. I'll be talking to you. 781 00:38:17,258 --> 00:38:18,468 Don't worry. 782 00:38:23,014 --> 00:38:25,225 Hey, welcome home, Vic. 783 00:38:25,308 --> 00:38:26,601 Joe. 784 00:38:26,684 --> 00:38:28,186 How does freedom feel, huh? 785 00:38:28,895 --> 00:38:30,146 It's a change. 786 00:38:30,230 --> 00:38:32,148 Ain't that the sad truth? 787 00:38:32,232 --> 00:38:34,651 Sit down. Take your coat off. Make yourself at home. 788 00:38:35,276 --> 00:38:37,028 - Want a little drink? - Yeah. 789 00:38:37,111 --> 00:38:39,322 How about a little, uh, rémy Martin? 790 00:38:39,405 --> 00:38:41,032 [Chuckles] Sure. 791 00:38:42,283 --> 00:38:43,785 Who's your parole officer? 792 00:38:45,078 --> 00:38:47,205 [Sighs] Seymour scagnetti. 793 00:38:47,789 --> 00:38:48,998 How is he? 794 00:38:50,625 --> 00:38:52,293 He's a fucking asshole. 795 00:38:52,377 --> 00:38:54,212 Won't even let me leave the halfway house. 796 00:38:54,295 --> 00:38:56,422 You know, it never ceases to amaze me. 797 00:38:57,173 --> 00:38:59,217 A fucking jungle bunny goes out there, 798 00:38:59,300 --> 00:39:01,344 slits some old woman's throat for 25 cents, 799 00:39:01,427 --> 00:39:04,180 he gets Doris day for a parole officer. 800 00:39:04,264 --> 00:39:07,600 Good fella like you winds up with a ball-busting prick. 801 00:39:10,103 --> 00:39:11,437 I want you to know I appreciate 802 00:39:11,521 --> 00:39:13,398 all the packages you sent me on the inside. 803 00:39:13,481 --> 00:39:16,609 What the hell was I supposed to do, forget about you? 804 00:39:17,735 --> 00:39:20,405 I just want you to know that it meant a lot to me. 805 00:39:20,488 --> 00:39:22,240 Hey, it was the least I could do. 806 00:39:22,323 --> 00:39:24,117 I wish to hell I could have done a lot more. 807 00:39:24,200 --> 00:39:25,827 Thanks a lot, Joe. 808 00:39:27,453 --> 00:39:28,663 Ah, Vic. 809 00:39:29,914 --> 00:39:31,833 [Chuckles] 810 00:39:31,916 --> 00:39:33,543 Toothpick Vic. 811 00:39:35,587 --> 00:39:39,507 So tell me your story, kid. What are your plans? 812 00:39:39,591 --> 00:39:41,092 You son of a bitch. 813 00:39:41,175 --> 00:39:43,136 I see you sitting there, but I don't believe it. 814 00:39:43,219 --> 00:39:45,388 - How you doing, toothpick? - Hey, Eddie. 815 00:39:45,471 --> 00:39:46,848 Ahh! 816 00:39:46,931 --> 00:39:48,016 All right! 817 00:39:50,602 --> 00:39:53,605 Listen, I'm sorry. I should've picked you up myself. 818 00:39:53,688 --> 00:39:56,399 I was... my fucking... I mean, it's been... This week's been crazy. 819 00:39:56,482 --> 00:39:58,234 I've had my head up my ass the whole time. 820 00:39:58,318 --> 00:39:59,777 It's funny you should say that 821 00:39:59,861 --> 00:40:01,964 'cause that's what me and your daddy were just talking about. 822 00:40:01,988 --> 00:40:03,740 That I should have picked you up? 823 00:40:03,823 --> 00:40:05,825 No, that you had your head up your ass. 824 00:40:06,701 --> 00:40:08,161 [Both laugh] 825 00:40:09,037 --> 00:40:12,665 I walk in the door, he's like, "Vic, I'm so glad somebody's finally here 826 00:40:12,749 --> 00:40:14,709 who knows what's going on. 827 00:40:14,792 --> 00:40:16,419 My son Eddie is a fuck-up. 828 00:40:17,462 --> 00:40:19,213 He's ruining the business. 829 00:40:20,632 --> 00:40:22,008 I mean, I love the guy, 830 00:40:22,091 --> 00:40:23,927 but he's flushing everything down the toilet." 831 00:40:24,636 --> 00:40:26,971 That's what you said, right, Joe? Tell him yourself. 832 00:40:27,805 --> 00:40:29,557 Eddie, I hate for you to hear it like this, 833 00:40:29,641 --> 00:40:33,186 but, you know, Vic come in and asked me how business was. 834 00:40:34,520 --> 00:40:37,523 You don't lie to a guy who's just done four years in the slammer. 835 00:40:37,607 --> 00:40:38,733 Very true. 836 00:40:43,988 --> 00:40:46,407 All right! Enough of this shit! Break it up! 837 00:40:46,491 --> 00:40:48,493 Come on! This ain't a playground! 838 00:40:50,620 --> 00:40:52,038 [Eddie laughs] 839 00:40:52,956 --> 00:40:58,044 You guys want to roll around on the floor, you do it in Eddie's office, not mine. 840 00:40:58,127 --> 00:41:00,088 - Daddy, did you see that? - What? 841 00:41:00,964 --> 00:41:02,966 Guy got me on the ground, he tried to fuck me. 842 00:41:03,049 --> 00:41:04,384 You wish. 843 00:41:04,467 --> 00:41:05,802 You sick bastard, Vic. 844 00:41:05,885 --> 00:41:07,971 You tried to fuck me in my father's office. 845 00:41:08,054 --> 00:41:12,475 Look, Vic, whatever you want to do in the privacy of your own home, go to it, 846 00:41:12,558 --> 00:41:13,893 but don't try to fuck me. 847 00:41:13,977 --> 00:41:16,145 I mean, I... I don't think of you that way. 848 00:41:16,229 --> 00:41:18,982 I like you a lot, buddy, but I don't think of you that way. 849 00:41:22,276 --> 00:41:26,698 Listen, if I was a butt cowboy, I wouldn't even throw you to the posse. 850 00:41:26,781 --> 00:41:29,826 No, you wouldn't. You'd keep me for yourself. 851 00:41:30,618 --> 00:41:32,954 You know, four years fucking punks up the ass, 852 00:41:33,037 --> 00:41:34,890 you'd appreciate a piece of prime rib when you see it. 853 00:41:34,914 --> 00:41:38,251 I might break you in, nice guy, but I'd make you my dog's bitch. 854 00:41:38,334 --> 00:41:40,128 Ain't that a sad sight, daddy? 855 00:41:40,211 --> 00:41:43,339 A man walks into prison a white man, walks out talking like a fuckin' nigger. 856 00:41:43,423 --> 00:41:46,259 You know what? I think it's all that black semen 857 00:41:46,342 --> 00:41:47,844 been pumped up your ass so far, 858 00:41:47,927 --> 00:41:50,930 now it's backed into your fucking brain, it's coming out your mouth. 859 00:41:51,889 --> 00:41:55,727 Eddie, you keep talking like a bitch, I'm gonna slap you like a bitch. 860 00:41:55,810 --> 00:41:58,688 All right, enough of this shit! I'm sick of it! 861 00:41:58,771 --> 00:42:00,314 Now, both of you sit down. 862 00:42:06,154 --> 00:42:11,325 Now, Eddie, when you came in here, we were talking some serious business. 863 00:42:12,535 --> 00:42:14,495 Now, Vic here's got a parole problem. 864 00:42:14,579 --> 00:42:15,830 [Eddie] Who's your po? 865 00:42:15,913 --> 00:42:17,415 Seymour scagnetti. 866 00:42:17,498 --> 00:42:20,126 Scagnetti. Fuck. 867 00:42:20,793 --> 00:42:23,421 - I hear he's a motherfucker. - Oh, he's a fucker. 868 00:42:24,422 --> 00:42:27,508 Won't even let me leave the halfway house unless I get some shittyjob. 869 00:42:28,092 --> 00:42:29,969 You're coming back to work for us, right? 870 00:42:33,514 --> 00:42:34,724 Well, I want to. 871 00:42:35,600 --> 00:42:38,561 First, I gotta prove to, uh, asshead 872 00:42:38,644 --> 00:42:41,981 that I can get a regular, you know, job-job-type job, 873 00:42:42,065 --> 00:42:43,816 before I can move out on my own. 874 00:42:45,234 --> 00:42:46,778 I can't come back to work for you guys 875 00:42:46,861 --> 00:42:50,907 if I gotta worry about, uh, making some silly-ass ten o'clock curfew 876 00:42:50,990 --> 00:42:52,325 every fucking night. 877 00:42:52,950 --> 00:42:55,495 All right, we can work this out, can't we, Eddie? 878 00:42:56,829 --> 00:42:58,456 This ain't all that bad. 879 00:42:58,539 --> 00:43:00,750 We can get you a lot of legitimate jobs. 880 00:43:01,834 --> 00:43:04,462 I'll get you down into long beach as a dock worker. 881 00:43:04,545 --> 00:43:06,589 I don't want to lift no fucking crates, Eddie. 882 00:43:06,672 --> 00:43:09,092 Vic, you ain't gonna lift shit. 883 00:43:09,801 --> 00:43:11,594 You don't even work there. 884 00:43:11,677 --> 00:43:13,721 But as far as the records are concerned, you do. 885 00:43:14,722 --> 00:43:17,034 I'll call Matthews the foreman and tell him he's got a new guy. 886 00:43:17,058 --> 00:43:18,518 Boom, you're on the rotation. 887 00:43:19,185 --> 00:43:22,480 You get a time card. It's clocked in and out for you every day. 888 00:43:22,563 --> 00:43:24,443 At the end of the week, you get a nice paycheck. 889 00:43:24,524 --> 00:43:26,150 Dock workers do very well. 890 00:43:27,276 --> 00:43:30,321 So you can move into a halfway decent place without the scagnetti fuck going, 891 00:43:30,404 --> 00:43:32,281 "hey, where the fuck's the money coming from?" 892 00:43:32,365 --> 00:43:34,951 And if he decides to make a surprise visit, 893 00:43:35,952 --> 00:43:39,705 that's the day we sent you to tustin, pick up a load of shit and bring it back. 894 00:43:40,540 --> 00:43:44,544 If he comes back again, "hey, sorry, Seymour. You just missed him. 895 00:43:45,378 --> 00:43:48,714 We had to send him to the taft airstrip five fucking hours away. 896 00:43:48,798 --> 00:43:51,693 We had a load of shit we had to have him pick up there and bring back here." 897 00:43:51,717 --> 00:43:55,221 Part of your job, Vic, is going different places. That's the beauty of it. 898 00:43:55,304 --> 00:43:57,306 We got places all over the place. 899 00:43:58,099 --> 00:44:00,226 See, Vic? Did I tell you not to worry? 900 00:44:00,309 --> 00:44:02,353 Here Vic was worried. 901 00:44:02,436 --> 00:44:04,188 I'll take you down to long beach tomorrow. 902 00:44:04,272 --> 00:44:06,899 We'll get you fixed up with Matthews, I'll tell him what's what. 903 00:44:09,777 --> 00:44:12,697 You know, I really appreciate what you guys are doing, 904 00:44:12,780 --> 00:44:14,782 but I'd like to know when I can come back, 905 00:44:15,575 --> 00:44:17,743 you know, do some real work. 906 00:44:18,536 --> 00:44:20,121 [Joe] Well, it's hard to say. 907 00:44:20,997 --> 00:44:23,040 It's kind of a strange time now. 908 00:44:23,833 --> 00:44:25,042 Things are kind of... 909 00:44:25,126 --> 00:44:27,461 They're a little fucked up is what they are. 910 00:44:28,546 --> 00:44:31,883 [Sighs] We're just getting ready for a big meeting right now in Vegas. 911 00:44:31,966 --> 00:44:36,470 [Joe] Look, just let Eddie for now set you up at long beach, 912 00:44:36,554 --> 00:44:39,849 get you a job, give you some cash, 913 00:44:39,932 --> 00:44:43,186 and get this scagnetti fuck off your back. 914 00:44:43,269 --> 00:44:45,396 Then we'll talk to you, all right? 915 00:44:46,564 --> 00:44:47,607 Huh? 916 00:44:47,690 --> 00:44:48,733 Dad... 917 00:44:49,817 --> 00:44:51,319 Igotanidea. 918 00:44:51,402 --> 00:44:53,404 Now, just... just hear me out. 919 00:44:54,280 --> 00:44:56,949 I know you don't like using the boys on these jobs, 920 00:44:57,867 --> 00:45:02,205 but Vic here, he's only been nothing but good luck for us. 921 00:45:02,288 --> 00:45:05,291 The guy's a fucking rabbit's foot, for crying out loud. 922 00:45:06,626 --> 00:45:08,127 I'd like to have him in. 923 00:45:08,920 --> 00:45:12,548 You know he can handle himself, and you damn sure know you can trust him. 924 00:45:14,258 --> 00:45:18,471 Vic, how would you feel about pulling a job 925 00:45:18,554 --> 00:45:20,765 with about five other guys? 926 00:45:23,059 --> 00:45:25,937 I'd feel great about it. [Chuckles] 927 00:45:27,855 --> 00:45:29,440 [Blonde laughs] 928 00:45:30,024 --> 00:45:33,611 [Deejay on radio] K—billy's super sounds of the '703 continues. 929 00:45:33,694 --> 00:45:35,780 And if you're the 12th caller, 930 00:45:35,863 --> 00:45:39,450 you'll win two tickets to the monster truck extravaganza 931 00:45:39,533 --> 00:45:42,703 being held tonight at the Carson fairgrounds, 932 00:45:42,787 --> 00:45:47,708 featuring big daddy Don bodine's truck, the behemoth. 933 00:45:47,792 --> 00:45:52,713 The 12th caller wins on the station where the '703 survived. 934 00:45:52,797 --> 00:45:54,298 J” I gotcha! J' 935 00:45:54,382 --> 00:45:55,841 j” uh-huh, huh j” 936 00:45:55,925 --> 00:45:57,925 j” you thought I didn't see you now, didn't you? J” 937 00:45:58,386 --> 00:46:00,596 hey, dove, we got a major situation here. 938 00:46:01,222 --> 00:46:02,473 I know you know that. 939 00:46:02,556 --> 00:46:04,892 I gotta talk to daddy and find out what he wants done. 940 00:46:04,976 --> 00:46:06,811 J” give it here, come on! J' 941 00:46:08,020 --> 00:46:09,855 -j” hey! J” -[G runts] 942 00:46:09,939 --> 00:46:11,565 J” good god, hey! J” 943 00:46:11,649 --> 00:46:12,650 [grunts] 944 00:46:12,733 --> 00:46:14,694 All I know is what Vic told me, man. 945 00:46:14,777 --> 00:46:17,238 He said the place turned into a fucking bullet festival. 946 00:46:17,321 --> 00:46:19,699 He took a cop hostage just to get the fuck out of there. 947 00:46:19,782 --> 00:46:21,575 Get up! Get up! 948 00:46:21,659 --> 00:46:24,829 J” you promised me the day that you quit your boyfriend j' 949 00:46:24,912 --> 00:46:27,081 do I sound like I'm fucking joking? 950 00:46:27,164 --> 00:46:29,542 He's fucking driving around with a cop in his trunk! 951 00:46:29,625 --> 00:46:31,627 [Song continues playing] 952 00:46:31,711 --> 00:46:34,213 J” you promised me it would be just us two j” 953 00:46:34,297 --> 00:46:35,756 I don't know who did what! 954 00:46:36,382 --> 00:46:39,510 I... I don't know who's got the loot. I don't know if anybody's got the loot. 955 00:46:39,593 --> 00:46:41,363 I don't know who's dead. I don't know who's alive. 956 00:46:41,387 --> 00:46:43,347 I don't know who's caught. I don't know who's not. 957 00:46:43,431 --> 00:46:46,058 J” you never should've promised to me give it here j” 958 00:46:46,142 --> 00:46:48,602 j” don't hold back now, give it here j” 959 00:46:48,686 --> 00:46:50,521 j” don't say nothin', just give it here j' 960 00:46:50,604 --> 00:46:53,733 j” come on, give it here uh, give it here j” 961 00:46:53,816 --> 00:46:55,985 j” give it here, give it here j' 962 00:46:56,068 --> 00:46:57,611 j” give it to me now j” 963 00:46:57,695 --> 00:46:59,030 j” hey! I gotcha! J” 964 00:46:59,113 --> 00:47:01,741 I will know. I'm practically there now. 965 00:47:03,367 --> 00:47:05,578 But what do I tell these guys about daddy? 966 00:47:08,372 --> 00:47:11,459 All right. You're sure that's what he said? 967 00:47:12,918 --> 00:47:14,545 Okay, that's what I'll tell 'em. 968 00:47:16,130 --> 00:47:18,674 [Mr. Pink] Huh? Fuck you! You like being a fucking hero, huh? 969 00:47:18,758 --> 00:47:20,176 You like being a fucking hero, huh? 970 00:47:20,259 --> 00:47:21,802 You like being a fucking hero? Fuck! 971 00:47:22,553 --> 00:47:23,971 Ow, fuck! 972 00:47:25,181 --> 00:47:26,932 You're gonna suffer for nothing, pal. 973 00:47:27,892 --> 00:47:29,852 You hear me? 'Cause you're gonna fucking talk. 974 00:47:29,935 --> 00:47:32,039 - You're gonna fucking talk. - I don't fucking know anything! 975 00:47:32,063 --> 00:47:35,983 You fucking know. You know. Look at me. You fucking know. 976 00:47:36,067 --> 00:47:38,402 What in the Sam hill's going on here? 977 00:47:38,486 --> 00:47:40,464 - You're asking what's going on? - Hey, nice guy, we got a cop. 978 00:47:40,488 --> 00:47:41,906 Where the fuck is Joe? 979 00:47:43,032 --> 00:47:44,909 Holy shit. Orange is dead. 980 00:47:45,534 --> 00:47:48,954 No, he's not dead, but he will be if we don't get him taken care of. 981 00:47:49,038 --> 00:47:51,499 We were set up. The cops were there waiting for us. 982 00:47:51,582 --> 00:47:53,793 What? Nobody fucking set anybody up. 983 00:47:53,876 --> 00:47:56,379 - The cops were there waiting for us, man. - Bullshit. 984 00:47:56,462 --> 00:47:58,339 Hey, fuck you, man! You weren't there, we were! 985 00:47:58,422 --> 00:48:00,674 I'm telling you the cops had that store staked out. 986 00:48:00,758 --> 00:48:04,053 Okay, Mr. Fucking detective, you're so fucking smart. 987 00:48:04,136 --> 00:48:05,346 Huh? Who did it? 988 00:48:05,429 --> 00:48:07,491 What the hell do you think we've been asking each other? 989 00:48:07,515 --> 00:48:08,766 What did you come up with, huh? 990 00:48:08,849 --> 00:48:11,185 You think I did it? You think I fucking set you up? 991 00:48:11,268 --> 00:48:13,354 I don't know, but somebody did. 992 00:48:14,522 --> 00:48:15,940 - [Pink sighs] - Nobody did. 993 00:48:16,023 --> 00:48:18,192 You fucking assholes turned a jewelry store into... 994 00:48:18,275 --> 00:48:19,735 Don't you call me an asshole! 995 00:48:19,819 --> 00:48:21,278 [Eddie] You fucking idiot. 996 00:48:21,362 --> 00:48:23,340 Turned a fucking jewelry store into a wild west show, 997 00:48:23,364 --> 00:48:25,908 and you wonder why the fucking cops show up! 998 00:48:27,618 --> 00:48:28,869 Where's Joseph? 999 00:48:28,953 --> 00:48:32,373 I don't know. I ain't talked to him. I talked to dove. 1000 00:48:32,456 --> 00:48:35,000 He said daddy's coming down here and he's fucking pissed! 1001 00:48:35,793 --> 00:48:38,212 He's pissed? I told you he'd be pissed. 1002 00:48:38,295 --> 00:48:39,755 What did Joe say? 1003 00:48:39,839 --> 00:48:41,715 I told you I ain't talked to him! 1004 00:48:41,799 --> 00:48:43,384 All I know is he's pissed. 1005 00:48:43,467 --> 00:48:44,760 What are you gonna do about him? 1006 00:48:44,844 --> 00:48:47,471 Jesus Christ, give me a fucking chance to breathe. 1007 00:48:47,555 --> 00:48:48,973 I got a few questions of my own. 1008 00:48:49,056 --> 00:48:50,516 You ain't dying. He is. 1009 00:48:50,599 --> 00:48:54,019 All right, Mr. Fucking compassion, I will call somebody! 1010 00:48:54,103 --> 00:48:55,187 Who? 1011 00:48:56,021 --> 00:48:58,107 A fucking snake charmer. Who do you think? 1012 00:48:58,190 --> 00:49:01,235 I'll call a doctor! He'll fix him right up. 1013 00:49:01,318 --> 00:49:03,529 Now, what happened to brown and blue? 1014 00:49:03,612 --> 00:49:05,656 Brown's dead. We don't know what happened to blue. 1015 00:49:05,739 --> 00:49:08,367 Brown's dead? Are you sure? 1016 00:49:08,451 --> 00:49:10,244 I'm sure. I was there. 1017 00:49:10,327 --> 00:49:11,662 He took one in the head. 1018 00:49:11,745 --> 00:49:13,956 Nobody's got a clue what happened to Mr. Blue? 1019 00:49:14,039 --> 00:49:15,791 Either he's alive, or he's dead, 1020 00:49:16,459 --> 00:49:19,378 or the cops got him, or they don't. 1021 00:49:22,381 --> 00:49:24,717 I take it this is the bastard you told me about? 1022 00:49:24,800 --> 00:49:26,218 Why you beating on him? 1023 00:49:27,011 --> 00:49:29,305 Maybe he can tell us who the fuck set us up. 1024 00:49:29,388 --> 00:49:31,307 If you fucking beat this prick long enough, 1025 00:49:31,390 --> 00:49:33,726 he'll tell you he started the goddamn Chicago fire. 1026 00:49:33,809 --> 00:49:36,437 Now, that don't necessarily make it fucking so! 1027 00:49:36,520 --> 00:49:38,731 Come on, man, think! 1028 00:49:38,814 --> 00:49:42,067 All right! First things fucking last. 1029 00:49:42,151 --> 00:49:43,319 Who's got the stones? 1030 00:49:43,402 --> 00:49:47,114 Please, somebody at least tell me one little fucking favor just for my sake. 1031 00:49:47,198 --> 00:49:49,408 I got a bag. I got a bag, okay? 1032 00:49:49,492 --> 00:49:52,536 I stashed it till I could be sure this place wasn't a police station. 1033 00:49:52,620 --> 00:49:54,955 Good for you. Now, let's go get it. 1034 00:49:55,039 --> 00:49:56,839 First, we gotta get rid of those cars outside. 1035 00:49:56,916 --> 00:49:58,751 Looks like Sam's hot car lot out there. 1036 00:49:59,710 --> 00:50:03,339 Okay. Blondie, stay here and babysit them two. 1037 00:50:04,340 --> 00:50:07,092 White and pink, take a car each. 1038 00:50:07,176 --> 00:50:10,054 I'll follow you. You ditch 'em. We'll pick up the stones. 1039 00:50:10,846 --> 00:50:14,016 While I'm following you, I'll arrange some sort of a doctor for our friend. 1040 00:50:14,099 --> 00:50:15,893 We can't leave these guys here with him. 1041 00:50:16,644 --> 00:50:19,438 - Why not? - 'Cause he's a fucking psycho. 1042 00:50:20,648 --> 00:50:22,858 And if you think Joe's pissed off, 1043 00:50:22,942 --> 00:50:25,778 that ain't nothing compared to how pissed off I am at him 1044 00:50:25,861 --> 00:50:28,072 for putting me in the same room as that bastard! 1045 00:50:30,449 --> 00:50:32,660 You see what I've been putting up with, Eddie? 1046 00:50:32,743 --> 00:50:37,748 I fucking walked in here, I told these guys about staying put, 1047 00:50:37,831 --> 00:50:41,043 Mr. White whips out his gun, he's sticking it in my face, 1048 00:50:41,126 --> 00:50:44,838 calling me a motherfucker, saying he's gonna blow me away, 1049 00:50:44,922 --> 00:50:47,132 and blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. 1050 00:50:47,216 --> 00:50:49,843 He's the reason the joint turned into a shooting spree. 1051 00:50:51,470 --> 00:50:54,473 What are you, a fucking silent partner? Tell him! 1052 00:50:55,307 --> 00:50:57,726 He went crazy in the store, but he seems all right now. 1053 00:50:58,852 --> 00:51:00,062 This is what he was doing. 1054 00:51:00,145 --> 00:51:02,856 Bam! Bam! 1055 00:51:02,940 --> 00:51:05,526 Bam! Bam! 1056 00:51:05,609 --> 00:51:07,444 Yeah, barn, bam, barn, bam, barn. 1057 00:51:08,070 --> 00:51:10,489 I told them not to touch the fucking alarm, they did! 1058 00:51:11,198 --> 00:51:14,326 If they hadn't done what I told them not to do, 1059 00:51:14,410 --> 00:51:15,703 they'd still be alive. 1060 00:51:17,454 --> 00:51:19,081 My fucking hero. 1061 00:51:20,291 --> 00:51:22,418 [Chuckles] Thanks. 1062 00:51:23,419 --> 00:51:26,088 That's your excuse for going on a kill-crazy rampage? 1063 00:51:26,171 --> 00:51:28,257 I don't like alarms, Mr. White. 1064 00:51:31,927 --> 00:51:34,013 What does it matter who stays with the cop? 1065 00:51:34,096 --> 00:51:36,390 We ain't letting him go, not after he's seen everybody. 1066 00:51:36,473 --> 00:51:38,392 [Murmurs] I haven't been looking at you guys. 1067 00:51:38,475 --> 00:51:40,185 Shut the fuck up, man! 1068 00:51:41,103 --> 00:51:43,748 You guys should never have taken him out of the trunk in the first place. 1069 00:51:43,772 --> 00:51:45,875 We've been trying to find out what he knew about the setup. 1070 00:51:45,899 --> 00:51:48,027 There is no fucking setup! 1071 00:51:48,110 --> 00:51:49,820 Now, here's the news! 1072 00:51:49,903 --> 00:51:52,531 Blondie, you stay here, take care of these two. 1073 00:51:53,157 --> 00:51:54,742 White and pink, you come with me, 1074 00:51:54,825 --> 00:51:57,536 'cause if Joe gets here and he sees all these cars parked outside, 1075 00:51:57,620 --> 00:52:00,623 I swear, he's gonna be just as mad at me as he is at you. 1076 00:52:00,706 --> 00:52:02,124 [Mr. Pink] Fine, let's go. 1077 00:52:23,562 --> 00:52:25,189 Alone at last. 1078 00:52:46,960 --> 00:52:48,253 Guess what. 1079 00:52:49,421 --> 00:52:51,256 I think I'm parked in a red zone. 1080 00:52:52,216 --> 00:52:53,842 [Laughs] 1081 00:52:57,221 --> 00:52:59,181 Now, where were we? 1082 00:53:01,392 --> 00:53:04,520 I told you I don't know anything about any fucking setup. 1083 00:53:04,603 --> 00:53:05,688 Mm-hmm. 1084 00:53:06,397 --> 00:53:08,357 I've been on the force for only eight months. 1085 00:53:08,440 --> 00:53:10,067 They don't tell me anything. 1086 00:53:11,902 --> 00:53:15,197 [Sighs] Nobody tells me shit. You can torture me all you want. 1087 00:53:16,115 --> 00:53:18,826 Torture you. That's a good... That's a good idea. 1088 00:53:18,909 --> 00:53:20,536 I like that one. Yeah. 1089 00:53:22,079 --> 00:53:25,290 - Sounds fun. - Even your boss said there wasn't a setup. 1090 00:53:27,084 --> 00:53:28,544 My what? 1091 00:53:28,627 --> 00:53:29,878 Your boss. 1092 00:53:31,255 --> 00:53:32,464 Excuse me, pal. 1093 00:53:33,298 --> 00:53:34,842 One thing I want to make clear to you. 1094 00:53:34,925 --> 00:53:36,468 I don't have a boss. 1095 00:53:37,344 --> 00:53:38,971 Nobody tells me what to do. 1096 00:53:39,888 --> 00:53:41,056 You understand? 1097 00:53:41,140 --> 00:53:43,016 You hear what I said, you son of a bitch? 1098 00:53:43,100 --> 00:53:46,145 All right, all right, all right. You don't have a boss. All right. 1099 00:53:49,189 --> 00:53:51,191 Get that fucking shit off. 1100 00:53:59,616 --> 00:54:02,244 Look, kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, okay? 1101 00:54:04,121 --> 00:54:07,124 I don't really give a good fuck what you know or don't know. 1102 00:54:08,917 --> 00:54:10,919 But I'm gonna torture you anyway... 1103 00:54:13,255 --> 00:54:14,757 Regardless. 1104 00:54:14,840 --> 00:54:16,216 Not to get information. 1105 00:54:18,969 --> 00:54:23,265 It's amusing to me to torture a cop. 1106 00:54:23,348 --> 00:54:26,226 You can say anything you want 'cause I've heard it all before. 1107 00:54:28,145 --> 00:54:32,149 All you can do is pray for a quick death... 1108 00:54:35,194 --> 00:54:36,612 Which... 1109 00:54:37,905 --> 00:54:39,740 You ain't gonna get. 1110 00:54:49,416 --> 00:54:50,959 [Laughs] 1111 00:54:52,336 --> 00:54:54,546 [Coughs, laughs] 1112 00:54:55,297 --> 00:54:56,715 Oh, god. 1113 00:54:58,884 --> 00:55:01,386 [Gasping] 1114 00:55:05,349 --> 00:55:09,102 You ever listen to k-Billy's super sounds of the '70s? 1115 00:55:12,731 --> 00:55:14,733 It's my personal favorite. 1116 00:55:16,026 --> 00:55:17,820 [Radio turns on] 1117 00:55:17,903 --> 00:55:20,113 [Frequencies tuning] 1118 00:55:21,240 --> 00:55:23,826 [Deejay on radio] Joe egan and Gerry Rafferty were a duo 1119 00:55:23,909 --> 00:55:25,911 known as stealers wheel 1120 00:55:25,994 --> 00:55:30,165 when they recorded this dylanesque, pop-bubblegum favorite 1121 00:55:30,249 --> 00:55:32,709 from April of 1974. 1122 00:55:33,335 --> 00:55:34,920 That reached up to number five, 1123 00:55:35,003 --> 00:55:38,674 as k—billy's super sounds of the '703 continues. 1124 00:55:38,757 --> 00:55:41,760 ["Stuck in the middle with you" playing] 1125 00:55:42,636 --> 00:55:43,720 [Policeman groans] 1126 00:55:53,647 --> 00:55:57,442 J” well, I don't know why / came here tonight j” 1127 00:55:57,526 --> 00:56:01,280 j” I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right j” 1128 00:56:01,363 --> 00:56:05,075 j” I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair j” 1129 00:56:05,158 --> 00:56:08,704 j” and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs j' 1130 00:56:09,538 --> 00:56:11,373 [singing along] J” clowns to the left of me j” 1131 00:56:11,456 --> 00:56:12,875 j” jokers to the right j' 1132 00:56:12,958 --> 00:56:16,169 j” here I am stuck in the middle with you j' 1133 00:56:16,837 --> 00:56:20,674 -j” yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you j” -[Muffled grunting] 1134 00:56:20,757 --> 00:56:23,760 J” and I'm wonderin' what it is / should do j” 1135 00:56:24,553 --> 00:56:26,847 j” it's so hard to keep this smile from my face j” 1136 00:56:26,930 --> 00:56:29,933 - [muffled grunting] - Hold still. 1137 00:56:30,017 --> 00:56:31,727 Hold still, you fuck! 1138 00:56:32,686 --> 00:56:34,605 J” clowns to the left of me j” 1139 00:56:34,688 --> 00:56:36,106 j” jokers to the right j' 1140 00:56:36,189 --> 00:56:39,526 j” here I am stuck in the middle with you j' 1141 00:56:40,193 --> 00:56:42,029 j” well, you started off with nothin' j” 1142 00:56:42,112 --> 00:56:45,365 j” and you're proud that you're a self-made man j” 1143 00:56:45,449 --> 00:56:47,910 [policeman groaning] 1144 00:56:47,993 --> 00:56:50,120 J” and your friends they all come crawlin' j” 1145 00:56:50,203 --> 00:56:52,497 j” slap you on the back and say please j' 1146 00:56:52,581 --> 00:56:54,875 was that as good for you as it was for me? 1147 00:56:55,709 --> 00:56:57,669 - Hey, what's going on? - J” please j” 1148 00:56:57,753 --> 00:57:00,380 - you hear that? [Laughs] - [Muffled scream] 1149 00:57:01,048 --> 00:57:04,551 [Grunting] 1150 00:57:08,347 --> 00:57:11,534 -J” tryin' to make some sense of it all j' -don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. 1151 00:57:11,558 --> 00:57:15,312 J” but I can see it makes no sense at all j” 1152 00:57:15,395 --> 00:57:18,482 j” is it cool to go to sleep on the floor? J' 1153 00:57:19,232 --> 00:57:22,361 j” 'cause I don't think that I can take any more j' 1154 00:57:23,570 --> 00:57:25,405 j” clowns to the left of me j” 1155 00:57:25,489 --> 00:57:26,949 j” jokers to the right j' 1156 00:57:27,032 --> 00:57:29,451 j” here I am, stuck in the middle... j” [Song fades] 1157 00:57:33,705 --> 00:57:36,333 [Children chattering] 1158 00:57:50,097 --> 00:57:53,684 [Chattering, laughter nearby] 1159 00:57:59,690 --> 00:58:02,192 [Car alarm blaring, distant] 1160 00:58:07,572 --> 00:58:09,825 J” please j' 1161 00:58:10,575 --> 00:58:13,912 j” please j' 1162 00:58:15,539 --> 00:58:18,083 [muffled screams] 1163 00:58:21,753 --> 00:58:24,840 J” well, I don't know why / came here tonight j” 1164 00:58:25,590 --> 00:58:28,719 j” I got the feeling that somethin' ain't right j” 1165 00:58:29,428 --> 00:58:33,140 j” I'm so scared in case I fall off my chair j” 1166 00:58:33,223 --> 00:58:36,768 j” and I'm wonderin' how I'll get down the stairs j' 1167 00:58:37,602 --> 00:58:39,322 -j” clowns to the left of me j” -[Screaming] 1168 00:58:39,396 --> 00:58:40,981 J” jokers to the right j' 1169 00:58:41,064 --> 00:58:44,234 j” here I am stuck in the middle with you j' 1170 00:58:44,943 --> 00:58:48,363 j” yes, I'm stuck in the middle with you j” 1171 00:58:49,614 --> 00:58:52,617 -j” stuck in the middle with you j' -[Screams] 1172 00:58:52,701 --> 00:58:54,578 J” here I am stuck in the middle with you j' 1173 00:58:54,661 --> 00:58:56,830 aah! Aah! Don't! 1174 00:58:56,913 --> 00:58:59,207 - Stop! Stop! - [Song ends] 1175 00:58:59,291 --> 00:59:02,044 - Stop. Don't. - What? What's the matter? 1176 00:59:02,127 --> 00:59:03,462 Don't do this! 1177 00:59:03,545 --> 00:59:06,048 - Please! Don't! - That... that burn a little bit? 1178 00:59:06,131 --> 00:59:08,425 Just stop! Stop! 1179 00:59:09,092 --> 00:59:11,511 [Coughing, groaning] 1180 00:59:11,595 --> 00:59:14,264 Please. Stop. Just stop. 1181 00:59:14,347 --> 00:59:15,515 Stop... just talk to me. 1182 00:59:15,599 --> 00:59:19,227 Please, don't. Please, don't... Don't burn me, please! 1183 00:59:19,853 --> 00:59:22,481 Ah! [Coughs] Ah! 1184 00:59:22,564 --> 00:59:26,276 I'm begging you. I... I don't know anything about any of you fucking guys! 1185 00:59:26,359 --> 00:59:27,903 I'm not gonna say anything. 1186 00:59:29,196 --> 00:59:31,490 Don't! Don't! Don't! Please don't! 1187 00:59:31,573 --> 00:59:34,242 - You all through? You all through? - Don't! Stop! 1188 00:59:34,326 --> 00:59:37,829 Please, look, I got a little kid at home now, please. 1189 00:59:38,455 --> 00:59:40,290 - You all done? - Don't! 1190 00:59:40,373 --> 00:59:42,613 - Have some fire, scarecrow. - Don't! Don't! Wait, don't! 1191 01:00:08,485 --> 01:00:09,778 [Mr. Blonde groans] 1192 01:00:31,258 --> 01:00:33,593 [Grunting] 1193 01:00:36,429 --> 01:00:37,848 [Policeman groans] 1194 01:00:42,060 --> 01:00:43,311 [Policeman] Fuck! 1195 01:00:44,396 --> 01:00:45,689 Hey. 1196 01:00:45,772 --> 01:00:47,649 [Policeman] Ah, shit. 1197 01:00:49,818 --> 01:00:51,194 Hey, you. 1198 01:00:54,156 --> 01:00:55,490 What's your name? 1199 01:00:59,661 --> 01:01:00,829 Marvin. 1200 01:01:02,914 --> 01:01:04,249 Marvin what? 1201 01:01:08,336 --> 01:01:09,880 Marvin Nash. 1202 01:01:16,469 --> 01:01:18,388 Listen to me, Marvin. I'm a... 1203 01:01:21,183 --> 01:01:23,476 Listen to me, Marvin Nash. I'm a cop. 1204 01:01:24,311 --> 01:01:27,397 [Spits] Yeah, I know. 1205 01:01:30,275 --> 01:01:31,568 You do? 1206 01:01:32,944 --> 01:01:36,239 Yeah, your name's Freddy something. 1207 01:01:37,407 --> 01:01:38,617 Newandyke. 1208 01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:41,912 Freddy newandyke. 1209 01:01:42,579 --> 01:01:45,248 [Marvin continues groaning] 1210 01:01:46,041 --> 01:01:51,546 Frankie ferchetti, he introduced us about five months ago. 1211 01:01:54,674 --> 01:01:56,968 Shit, I don't remember that at all. 1212 01:01:57,594 --> 01:01:59,221 [Marvin gasping] 1213 01:02:00,722 --> 01:02:01,932 I do. 1214 01:02:03,433 --> 01:02:04,643 Fuck. 1215 01:02:05,644 --> 01:02:06,853 Freddy. 1216 01:02:09,064 --> 01:02:10,273 Freddy. 1217 01:02:11,149 --> 01:02:12,442 [Grunts] Freddy. 1218 01:02:16,238 --> 01:02:17,739 How do I look? 1219 01:02:18,990 --> 01:02:20,492 [Chuckles] 1220 01:02:20,575 --> 01:02:21,785 What? 1221 01:02:24,371 --> 01:02:25,538 What? 1222 01:02:26,248 --> 01:02:29,167 [Grunting continues] 1223 01:02:30,085 --> 01:02:32,087 I don't know what to tell you, Marvin. 1224 01:02:36,549 --> 01:02:37,926 That fuck. 1225 01:02:40,220 --> 01:02:43,056 Ah, that sick fuck! 1226 01:02:43,139 --> 01:02:46,768 That fucking bastard! [Groans] 1227 01:02:47,978 --> 01:02:49,980 Marvin, I need you to hold on. 1228 01:02:51,606 --> 01:02:54,150 There's cops waiting to move in a block away. 1229 01:02:55,485 --> 01:02:57,904 What the fuck are they waiting for? 1230 01:02:58,613 --> 01:03:01,866 This fucking guy slashes my face, 1231 01:03:01,950 --> 01:03:04,411 and he cuts my fucking ear off! 1232 01:03:04,494 --> 01:03:06,621 I'm fucking deformed! 1233 01:03:06,705 --> 01:03:08,373 Fuck you! 1234 01:03:08,456 --> 01:03:11,543 Fuck you! I'm fucking dying here! 1235 01:03:11,626 --> 01:03:13,878 I'm fucking dying! 1236 01:03:22,470 --> 01:03:25,515 They're not to make a move till Joe cabot shows up. 1237 01:03:26,474 --> 01:03:28,101 I was sent in to get him. 1238 01:03:29,436 --> 01:03:30,895 All right? 1239 01:03:30,979 --> 01:03:33,940 Now you heard 'em. They said he's on his way. 1240 01:03:34,024 --> 01:03:36,109 Don't pussy out on me now, Marvin. 1241 01:03:38,361 --> 01:03:40,655 We're just gonna sit here and bleed 1242 01:03:40,739 --> 01:03:43,575 till Joe cabot sticks his fucking head through that door. 1243 01:03:46,077 --> 01:03:48,913 [Chattering] 1244 01:04:04,888 --> 01:04:07,057 Say hello to a motherfucker who's inside. 1245 01:04:07,140 --> 01:04:10,060 Cabot's doing a job, and take a big, fat guess who he wants on the team. 1246 01:04:10,143 --> 01:04:12,604 This better not be some kind of freddyjoke, man. 1247 01:04:12,687 --> 01:04:14,356 This ain't no joke. 1248 01:04:14,439 --> 01:04:16,358 I'm in there. I'm up his ass. 1249 01:04:24,532 --> 01:04:26,868 Nice guy Eddie tells me Joe wants to meet me. 1250 01:04:26,951 --> 01:04:29,996 He says I should just hang in my apartment and wait for a phone call. 1251 01:04:31,081 --> 01:04:33,333 After waiting three goddamn days by the fucking phone, 1252 01:04:33,416 --> 01:04:35,335 he calls me last night and says Joe's ready, 1253 01:04:35,418 --> 01:04:37,087 he'll pick me up in 15 minutes. 1254 01:04:37,170 --> 01:04:38,421 Who all picked you up? 1255 01:04:38,505 --> 01:04:40,298 Nice guy. We get to a bar. 1256 01:04:40,382 --> 01:04:42,717 - What bar? - Smokey Pete's in gardena. 1257 01:04:42,801 --> 01:04:44,344 - Mm-hmm. - We get there, 1258 01:04:44,427 --> 01:04:47,305 and I meet Joe and a guy named Mr. White. 1259 01:04:47,389 --> 01:04:49,432 It's a phony name. My name's Mr. Orange. 1260 01:04:49,516 --> 01:04:50,934 Mr. Orange? 1261 01:04:51,017 --> 01:04:52,268 Mr. Orange. 1262 01:04:53,645 --> 01:04:55,438 Okay, Mr. Orange... [laughs] 1263 01:04:55,522 --> 01:04:57,166 Have you ever seen this motherfucker before? 1264 01:04:57,190 --> 01:04:59,192 Who? Mr. White? 1265 01:04:59,275 --> 01:05:00,902 Yes, Mr. Orange, Mr. White. 1266 01:05:01,569 --> 01:05:02,862 No, he ain't familiar. 1267 01:05:02,946 --> 01:05:05,073 He, uh, ain't one of cabot's soldiers either. 1268 01:05:05,156 --> 01:05:06,533 He's gotta be from out of town. 1269 01:05:06,616 --> 01:05:08,785 - Joe knows him real good. - How can you tell? 1270 01:05:08,868 --> 01:05:11,830 The way they talk to each other. You can tell they're real buddies. 1271 01:05:11,913 --> 01:05:14,040 - The two of you talk? - Who, me and Joe? 1272 01:05:14,916 --> 01:05:16,126 Mr. White. 1273 01:05:16,209 --> 01:05:18,002 - A little. - About what? 1274 01:05:18,086 --> 01:05:20,380 - Brewers. - Milwaukee brewers. 1275 01:05:20,463 --> 01:05:22,424 Yeah. Apparently, they won the night before. 1276 01:05:22,507 --> 01:05:24,443 - He made a killing off 'em. - This is sweet, man. 1277 01:05:24,467 --> 01:05:27,929 If this crook's a brewers fan, his ass has gotta be from Wisconsin. 1278 01:05:28,012 --> 01:05:29,556 - Bing! - And I'll bet you everything 1279 01:05:29,639 --> 01:05:31,474 from a diddle-eyed Joe to a damned-if-i-know 1280 01:05:31,558 --> 01:05:34,477 that in Milwaukee they got a sheet on this Mr. White motherfucker's ass. 1281 01:05:34,561 --> 01:05:36,396 So what I want you to do 1282 01:05:36,479 --> 01:05:38,898 is to go through the mugs of all the guys from oi' Milwaukee 1283 01:05:38,982 --> 01:05:40,525 with a history of armed robbery, 1284 01:05:40,608 --> 01:05:42,318 put a name to the face. 1285 01:05:42,402 --> 01:05:43,736 Nice work there. 1286 01:05:43,820 --> 01:05:45,572 Thank you, my man. 1287 01:05:45,655 --> 01:05:47,449 How was long beach Mike's referral? 1288 01:05:47,532 --> 01:05:50,368 Perfecto. He's backing me up a long fucking way. 1289 01:05:50,452 --> 01:05:52,996 I told 'em it was long beach Mike I did the poker game with. 1290 01:05:53,079 --> 01:05:55,957 When nice guy called him to check it out, he said it was a-ok. 1291 01:05:56,040 --> 01:05:57,959 He said I was a good thief. 1292 01:05:58,042 --> 01:06:00,837 I didn't rattle. I was ready to make a move. 1293 01:06:00,920 --> 01:06:04,174 Do right by him. He's a good guy. I wouldn't be inside if it wasn't for him. 1294 01:06:04,257 --> 01:06:06,217 No, no, no, no, no. 1295 01:06:06,301 --> 01:06:08,678 Long beach Mike is not your fucking amigo, man. 1296 01:06:08,761 --> 01:06:11,097 Long beach Mike is a fucking scumbag. 1297 01:06:11,181 --> 01:06:12,974 He's selling out his amigos. 1298 01:06:13,057 --> 01:06:15,768 That's what kind of a nice guy he fucking is, all right? 1299 01:06:15,852 --> 01:06:17,329 I'll take care of his fucking ass, man, 1300 01:06:17,353 --> 01:06:19,647 but you get that lowlife scumbag out of mind 1301 01:06:19,731 --> 01:06:21,816 and you take care of business, you hear me? 1302 01:06:21,900 --> 01:06:23,109 Gone. 1303 01:06:29,199 --> 01:06:30,658 You use the commode story? 1304 01:06:31,284 --> 01:06:32,911 What's the commode story? 1305 01:06:32,994 --> 01:06:34,746 It's a scene, man. Memorize it. 1306 01:06:36,331 --> 01:06:37,457 A what? 1307 01:06:37,540 --> 01:06:40,001 Look, man, an undercover cop's gotta be Marlon Brando, right? 1308 01:06:40,084 --> 01:06:42,253 To do this job, you gotta be a great actor. 1309 01:06:42,337 --> 01:06:45,882 You gotta be naturalistic. You gotta be naturalistic as hell. 1310 01:06:45,965 --> 01:06:48,218 Because if you ain't a great actor, you're a bad actor, 1311 01:06:48,301 --> 01:06:50,220 and bad acting is bullshit in this job. 1312 01:06:50,303 --> 01:06:52,388 Yeah. What is this? 1313 01:06:52,472 --> 01:06:54,891 That's an amusing anecdote about a drug deal. 1314 01:06:56,601 --> 01:06:57,644 What? 1315 01:06:57,727 --> 01:07:00,706 Something funny that happened to you while you were doing a fucking job, man. 1316 01:07:00,730 --> 01:07:01,981 Damn. 1317 01:07:02,065 --> 01:07:03,900 I gotta memorize all this? 1318 01:07:03,983 --> 01:07:05,703 That's over four fucking pages of this shit! 1319 01:07:05,777 --> 01:07:08,029 Just think about it like it's a-— a joke, all right? 1320 01:07:08,112 --> 01:07:11,533 You memorize what's important, the rest you make your own, all right? 1321 01:07:11,616 --> 01:07:14,494 - You can tell a joke, can't you? - No. 1322 01:07:14,577 --> 01:07:18,373 Pretend you're Don rickles or some-fucking-body and tell a joke. 1323 01:07:18,456 --> 01:07:21,042 Now, the things you gotta remember are the details. 1324 01:07:21,125 --> 01:07:23,294 It's the details that sell your story. 1325 01:07:23,378 --> 01:07:26,422 This particular story takes place in a men's room. 1326 01:07:26,506 --> 01:07:29,175 So you gotta know all the details about the men's room. 1327 01:07:29,259 --> 01:07:33,096 You gotta know if they got paper towels or a blower to dry your hands with. 1328 01:07:33,179 --> 01:07:36,724 You gotta know if the stalls ain't got no doors or not, man. 1329 01:07:36,808 --> 01:07:38,560 You gotta know if they got liquid soap 1330 01:07:38,643 --> 01:07:41,980 or that pink granulated powdered shit they used to use in high school, remember? 1331 01:07:42,063 --> 01:07:44,857 You gotta know if they got hot water or not, if it stinks, 1332 01:07:44,941 --> 01:07:48,486 if some nasty, lowlife, scum-ridden motherfucker, man, 1333 01:07:48,570 --> 01:07:50,863 sprayed diarrhea all over one of the bowls. 1334 01:07:50,947 --> 01:07:54,409 You gotta know every detail there is to know about this commode. 1335 01:07:54,492 --> 01:07:57,745 What you gotta do is take all them details, man, 1336 01:07:57,829 --> 01:07:59,330 and make them your own. 1337 01:07:59,414 --> 01:08:00,832 While you're doing that, 1338 01:08:00,915 --> 01:08:03,251 you gotta remember that this story is about you, 1339 01:08:03,334 --> 01:08:05,670 and how you perceived the events that went down. 1340 01:08:06,796 --> 01:08:08,548 The only way to do that, my brother... 1341 01:08:09,716 --> 01:08:10,925 Keep saying it, 1342 01:08:11,759 --> 01:08:14,387 and saying it and saying it and saying it and saying it. 1343 01:08:17,640 --> 01:08:21,769 [Mr. Orange] This was during the Los Angeles marijuana drought in 1986. 1344 01:08:22,520 --> 01:08:24,647 I still had a connection, which was insane, 1345 01:08:24,731 --> 01:08:28,026 'cause you couldn't get any weed any-fucking-where. 1346 01:08:29,652 --> 01:08:30,862 Anyway... 1347 01:08:31,571 --> 01:08:33,841 I had a connection with this hippie chick up in Santa Cruz 1348 01:08:33,865 --> 01:08:35,533 and all my friends knew it. 1349 01:08:35,617 --> 01:08:38,244 They'd give me a call and they'd say, "hey, Freddy..." 1350 01:08:38,953 --> 01:08:40,163 [Imitates buzzer] 1351 01:08:40,246 --> 01:08:44,292 They'd say, "hey, dude, you getting some? 1352 01:08:45,209 --> 01:08:47,712 Can you get some for me too?" Like, they knew I still smoked, 1353 01:08:47,795 --> 01:08:50,548 so they asked me to buy some for them when I was buying for me. 1354 01:08:51,257 --> 01:08:52,592 But it got to be... 1355 01:08:53,843 --> 01:08:55,678 Got to be, got to be... 1356 01:08:57,221 --> 01:08:58,431 Got to be... 1357 01:08:58,514 --> 01:09:00,308 Every time I bought some weed, 1358 01:09:00,391 --> 01:09:02,852 I was buying for four or five different fucking people. 1359 01:09:02,935 --> 01:09:05,563 Finally, I said, "fuck this shit. 1360 01:09:05,647 --> 01:09:07,649 I'm making this bitch rich." 1361 01:09:07,732 --> 01:09:11,110 She didn't have to do Jack shit. She never even had to meet these people. 1362 01:09:11,194 --> 01:09:12,945 I was doing all the work. 1363 01:09:13,029 --> 01:09:15,031 But then that got to be a pain in the ass. 1364 01:09:15,114 --> 01:09:17,367 People called me on the phone all the fucking time. 1365 01:09:17,450 --> 01:09:20,953 I couldn't even rent a fucking tape without six phone calls interrupting me. 1366 01:09:21,037 --> 01:09:23,289 "Hey, when's the next time you're getting some?" 1367 01:09:23,373 --> 01:09:26,084 "Motherfucker! I'm trying to watch the lost boys. 1368 01:09:26,167 --> 01:09:28,795 When I get some, I'll let you know." 1369 01:09:28,878 --> 01:09:31,172 Then these rinky-dink potheads come by... 1370 01:09:31,255 --> 01:09:33,883 They're my friends and everything, but still, you know? 1371 01:09:33,966 --> 01:09:35,968 I got all my shit laid out in $60 bags. 1372 01:09:36,052 --> 01:09:38,388 They don't want $60 worth. They want $10 worth. 1373 01:09:38,471 --> 01:09:40,723 Breaking it up is a major fucking pain in the ass. 1374 01:09:40,807 --> 01:09:44,394 I don't even know what $10 worth looks like. 1375 01:09:44,477 --> 01:09:46,729 This is a very weird situation. 1376 01:09:48,064 --> 01:09:52,568 I don't know if you remember back in '86 there was a major fucking drought. 1377 01:09:52,652 --> 01:09:53,986 Nobody had anything. 1378 01:09:54,070 --> 01:09:57,407 People were living on resin, smoking the wood in their pipes for months. 1379 01:09:57,490 --> 01:10:00,910 This chick had a bunch, and she's begging me to sell it. 1380 01:10:01,577 --> 01:10:04,288 So I told her, I wasn't gonna be Joe the pot man anymore, 1381 01:10:04,372 --> 01:10:08,376 but I would take a little bit and sell it to my close, close, close friends. 1382 01:10:08,459 --> 01:10:11,139 She agreed to that, said we'd keep the same arrangement as before... 1383 01:10:11,170 --> 01:10:15,091 10% free pot for me as long as I helped her out that weekend. 1384 01:10:15,174 --> 01:10:18,302 She had a brick of weed she was selling, she didn't wanna go to the buy alone. 1385 01:10:18,386 --> 01:10:22,056 Her brother usually goes with her, but he's in county unexpectedly. 1386 01:10:22,140 --> 01:10:25,017 - What for? - His traffic ticket's got a warrant. 1387 01:10:25,101 --> 01:10:28,104 They stopped him for something, found warrants on him, took him to county. 1388 01:10:28,938 --> 01:10:31,899 Now, she doesn't wanna walk around alone with all that weed. 1389 01:10:31,983 --> 01:10:35,737 I don't want to do this. I have a very bad feeling about it. 1390 01:10:35,820 --> 01:10:38,156 She keeps asking me, keeps asking me, keeps asking me. 1391 01:10:38,239 --> 01:10:40,279 Finally, I said okay. 'Cause I'm sick of hearing it. 1392 01:10:40,825 --> 01:10:43,077 Now we're picking the guy up at the train station... 1393 01:10:43,161 --> 01:10:46,164 You go to the train station to pick up the buyer with the weed on you? 1394 01:10:46,247 --> 01:10:48,458 The guy needed it right away. Don't ask me why. 1395 01:10:48,541 --> 01:10:52,503 Anyway, we get to the train station and we're waiting for the guy. 1396 01:10:52,587 --> 01:10:55,506 Now, I'm carrying the weed around in one of those little carry-on bags. 1397 01:10:55,590 --> 01:10:56,883 I gotta take a piss. 1398 01:10:56,966 --> 01:10:58,686 So I tell the connection I'll be right back, 1399 01:10:58,760 --> 01:11:00,261 I'm going to the boys' room. 1400 01:11:04,557 --> 01:11:07,185 So I walk in the men's room, and who's standing there? 1401 01:11:09,187 --> 01:11:12,440 Four Los Angeles county sheriffs and a German Shepherd. 1402 01:11:12,523 --> 01:11:14,734 [Barking] 1403 01:11:14,817 --> 01:11:15,902 They're waiting for you? 1404 01:11:15,985 --> 01:11:18,338 No, it's just a bunch of cops hanging out in the men's room, talking. 1405 01:11:18,362 --> 01:11:19,947 When I walked through the door, 1406 01:11:20,031 --> 01:11:22,533 they all stopped what they were talking about and looked at me. 1407 01:11:22,617 --> 01:11:23,826 [Mr. White laughs] 1408 01:11:23,910 --> 01:11:26,871 That's hard, man. That's a fucking hard situation. 1409 01:11:27,747 --> 01:11:29,467 [Mr. Orange] German Shepherd starts barking. 1410 01:11:29,499 --> 01:11:31,083 [Barking] 1411 01:11:31,167 --> 01:11:32,710 He's barking at me. 1412 01:11:32,794 --> 01:11:35,379 I mean, it's obvious. He's barking at me. 1413 01:11:36,464 --> 01:11:38,424 Every nerve ending, all my senses, 1414 01:11:38,508 --> 01:11:41,135 blood in my veins, everything I have is screaming, 1415 01:11:41,219 --> 01:11:45,139 "take off, man! Just bail! Just get the fuck out of there!" 1416 01:11:45,223 --> 01:11:46,703 Panic hits me like a bucket of water. 1417 01:11:46,766 --> 01:11:49,268 First, there's the shock of it. Bam, right in the face. 1418 01:11:49,352 --> 01:11:51,229 I'm just standing there, drenched in panic, 1419 01:11:51,312 --> 01:11:54,440 and all these sheriffs are looking at me, and they know, man. 1420 01:11:54,524 --> 01:11:57,944 They can smell it, sure as that fucking dog can. 1421 01:11:58,027 --> 01:11:59,779 They can smell it on me. 1422 01:11:59,862 --> 01:12:01,823 - [Barking continues] - [Deputy] Shut up! 1423 01:12:02,740 --> 01:12:05,159 - [Deputy 2] So... so anyway... - [Dog whimpering] 1424 01:12:05,243 --> 01:12:06,869 I got my gun drawn, right? 1425 01:12:06,953 --> 01:12:08,513 And I got it pointed right at this guy, 1426 01:12:08,579 --> 01:12:12,208 and I tell him, "freeze! Don't fucking move!“ 1427 01:12:12,291 --> 01:12:14,252 and this little idiot's looking right at me, 1428 01:12:14,335 --> 01:12:17,255 nodding his head yeah, and he's saying, "I know. I know. I know." 1429 01:12:17,338 --> 01:12:20,675 But meanwhile, his right hand is creeping towards the glove box. 1430 01:12:20,758 --> 01:12:22,009 And I scream at him, I go, 1431 01:12:22,093 --> 01:12:25,721 "asshole! I'm gonna fucking blow you away right now! 1432 01:12:25,805 --> 01:12:27,265 Put your hands on the dash!" 1433 01:12:27,890 --> 01:12:29,475 And he's still looking at me, 1434 01:12:29,559 --> 01:12:33,271 nodding his head, you know... "I know, buddy. I know. I know." 1435 01:12:33,354 --> 01:12:36,649 And meanwhile, you know, his hand is still going for the glove box. 1436 01:12:37,233 --> 01:12:42,947 And I said, "buddy, I'm gonna shoot you in the face 1437 01:12:43,030 --> 01:12:45,533 if you don't put your hands on the fucking dash!" 1438 01:12:47,076 --> 01:12:51,163 And then this guy's girlfriend, this real sexy oriental bitch, you know, 1439 01:12:51,247 --> 01:12:54,417 she starts screaming at him, "Chuck! Chuck! What are you doing? 1440 01:12:54,500 --> 01:12:57,003 Listen to the officer! Put your hands on the dash!" 1441 01:12:57,837 --> 01:13:00,298 So, you know, then like nothing, the guy snaps out of it 1442 01:13:00,381 --> 01:13:02,174 and casually puts his hands on the dash. 1443 01:13:02,258 --> 01:13:03,578 [Deputy 1] What was he going for? 1444 01:13:03,634 --> 01:13:05,553 [Deputy 2] His fucking registration. 1445 01:13:06,178 --> 01:13:08,180 [Deputy 1 laughs] You're kidding! 1446 01:13:08,264 --> 01:13:09,908 [Deputy 2] No, man! Stupid fucking citizen 1447 01:13:09,932 --> 01:13:12,518 doesn't know how close he came to getting blown away. 1448 01:13:12,602 --> 01:13:14,770 - That close, man. - [Whirring] 1449 01:13:14,854 --> 01:13:18,190 [Dryer drowns out conversation] 1450 01:13:28,951 --> 01:13:32,455 [Whirring continues] 1451 01:13:39,253 --> 01:13:40,546 [Distorted barking] 1452 01:13:44,425 --> 01:13:45,635 [Dryer stops] 1453 01:13:45,718 --> 01:13:47,863 [Deputy] ...Bonehead running around the neighborhood. Police brutality. 1454 01:13:47,887 --> 01:13:49,573 [Joe] You knew how to handle that situation. 1455 01:13:49,597 --> 01:13:52,475 Just shit your pants and dive in and swim. 1456 01:13:55,269 --> 01:13:57,313 [Holdaway] Tell me more about cabot. 1457 01:13:57,396 --> 01:13:58,981 [Mr. Orange] I don't know. 1458 01:13:59,065 --> 01:14:01,859 He's... he's a cool guy, you know. 1459 01:14:02,860 --> 01:14:05,488 He's funny. He's a funny guy. 1460 01:14:06,280 --> 01:14:08,366 You remember the fantastic four? 1461 01:14:09,575 --> 01:14:13,412 Oh, yeah, with that, uh, invisible bitch and, uh, “flame on" and shit. 1462 01:14:14,705 --> 01:14:15,915 The thing. 1463 01:14:16,624 --> 01:14:20,252 Motherfucker looks just like the thing. 1464 01:14:20,962 --> 01:14:22,463 [Ringing] 1465 01:14:23,255 --> 01:14:24,674 - Yeah. - [Eddie] Hey. 1466 01:14:25,424 --> 01:14:26,717 Showtime. 1467 01:14:26,801 --> 01:14:28,135 Grab your jacket. 1468 01:14:28,219 --> 01:14:29,637 I'm parked outside. 1469 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,013 I'll be right down. 1470 01:14:33,140 --> 01:14:34,350 He'll be right down. 1471 01:14:34,433 --> 01:14:37,061 J” my sunshine j” 1472 01:14:37,853 --> 01:14:40,606 j” the part he always liked the best j” 1473 01:14:40,690 --> 01:14:43,275 j” when she'd tease him with a kiss j' 1474 01:14:43,359 --> 01:14:48,948 j” and she said, "you make me happy" j” 1475 01:14:49,031 --> 01:14:53,244 j” be a fool for love j” 1476 01:14:56,080 --> 01:14:59,709 j” what he wouldn't do for love j” 1477 01:15:00,668 --> 01:15:04,672 j” he's a fool, a fool for love j” 1478 01:15:07,717 --> 01:15:11,721 j” born a fool you got to follow the rule j” 1479 01:15:11,804 --> 01:15:14,056 j” always a fool... j” 1480 01:15:54,388 --> 01:15:55,848 Don't pussy out on me now. 1481 01:15:56,682 --> 01:15:57,892 They don't know. 1482 01:15:58,517 --> 01:15:59,935 They don't know shit. 1483 01:16:00,853 --> 01:16:02,354 You're not gonna get hurt. 1484 01:16:02,980 --> 01:16:04,065 You're fucking baretta. 1485 01:16:04,148 --> 01:16:06,984 They believe every fucking word 'cause you're super cool. 1486 01:16:14,825 --> 01:16:16,243 [Policeman 1] There goes our boy. 1487 01:16:16,327 --> 01:16:18,555 [Policeman 2] I swear, the guy has to have rocks in his head 1488 01:16:18,579 --> 01:16:20,915 the size of Gibraltar to work undercover. 1489 01:16:20,998 --> 01:16:23,718 - [Policeman 1] You want one of these? - Yeah. Give me the bear claw. 1490 01:16:26,837 --> 01:16:28,964 J” ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga j” 1491 01:16:29,048 --> 01:16:31,050 j” ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga j” 1492 01:16:31,133 --> 01:16:33,135 j” ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga j” 1493 01:16:33,219 --> 01:16:35,221 j” ooga-chaka, ooga-ooga j” 1494 01:16:35,304 --> 01:16:38,099 j” I can't stop this feeling j” 1495 01:16:38,182 --> 01:16:40,309 -j” ooga-ooga j” -j” deep inside of me j” 1496 01:16:40,392 --> 01:16:42,061 hey, I know what I'm talking about, okay? 1497 01:16:42,144 --> 01:16:44,814 Black women ain't the same as white women. 1498 01:16:44,897 --> 01:16:46,273 There's a slight difference. 1499 01:16:46,357 --> 01:16:49,068 [Mr. Pink] Very funny. You know what I mean. 1500 01:16:49,151 --> 01:16:50,611 What a white bitch will put up with, 1501 01:16:50,694 --> 01:16:52,714 a black bitch wouldn't put up with for a minute, man. 1502 01:16:52,738 --> 01:16:55,574 They got a line and if you cross it, they fuck you up. 1503 01:16:55,658 --> 01:16:58,119 I gotta go along with pink on that one. I've seen it happen. 1504 01:16:58,202 --> 01:17:01,038 Okay, Mr. Expert, if this is such a truism, 1505 01:17:01,122 --> 01:17:05,000 why is it that every nigger I know treats his woman like a piece of shit? 1506 01:17:05,084 --> 01:17:07,461 I'll make you a bet that those same damn niggers 1507 01:17:07,545 --> 01:17:09,338 who were showin' their ass in public, 1508 01:17:09,421 --> 01:17:12,091 when their bitches get them home, man, they chill the fuck out. 1509 01:17:12,174 --> 01:17:14,802 - Not these guys. - [Mr. Pink] Oh, yeah, those guys, too. 1510 01:17:15,427 --> 01:17:16,846 Tell you guys a story. 1511 01:17:17,513 --> 01:17:19,181 One of daddy's clubs, 1512 01:17:19,265 --> 01:17:22,268 there's a black cocktail waitress named elois. 1513 01:17:22,351 --> 01:17:24,520 - Elois? - Yeah, elois. 1514 01:17:24,603 --> 01:17:26,689 E and Lois. 1515 01:17:26,772 --> 01:17:28,023 We called her lady e. 1516 01:17:28,149 --> 01:17:32,027 [Mr. White] Where was she from, Compton? [Laughs] 1517 01:17:32,111 --> 01:17:33,487 She's from ladera heights. 1518 01:17:33,571 --> 01:17:35,865 Well, ladera heights, that's the black Beverly Hills. 1519 01:17:37,116 --> 01:17:39,451 Well, it's not the black Beverly Hills. 1520 01:17:39,535 --> 01:17:42,121 - It's the black palos verdes. - [Laughs] 1521 01:17:42,204 --> 01:17:44,915 Anyway, lady e... 1522 01:17:45,708 --> 01:17:48,502 I mean, she was a man-eater-upper. UN-fucking-believable. 1523 01:17:48,586 --> 01:17:50,880 Every guy that ever, ever laid his eyes on her 1524 01:17:50,963 --> 01:17:53,257 had to Jack off to her at least once. 1525 01:17:53,340 --> 01:17:56,760 You know who she looked like? She looked like christie love. 1526 01:17:56,844 --> 01:18:00,598 Remember that TV show get christie love!, about the black female cop? 1527 01:18:00,681 --> 01:18:01,724 She always used to say, 1528 01:18:01,807 --> 01:18:03,642 [both] "You're under arrest, sugar." 1529 01:18:03,726 --> 01:18:05,728 [Laughter] 1530 01:18:05,811 --> 01:18:07,938 What's the name of the chick who played christie love? 1531 01:18:08,022 --> 01:18:10,107 - Pam grier. - No, it wasn't Pam grier. 1532 01:18:10,191 --> 01:18:11,901 Pam grier was the other one. 1533 01:18:11,984 --> 01:18:13,611 Pam grier did the film. 1534 01:18:14,361 --> 01:18:18,407 Christie love was like a Pam grier TV show without Pam grier. 1535 01:18:18,490 --> 01:18:20,993 - So who was christie love? - How the fuck should I know? 1536 01:18:21,869 --> 01:18:23,621 Great, now I'm totally fucking tortured. 1537 01:18:23,704 --> 01:18:26,999 Whoever it was, it doesn't matter. She looked exactly like elois. 1538 01:18:27,082 --> 01:18:28,500 Anne Francis. 1539 01:18:28,584 --> 01:18:31,253 No, that was honey west. 1540 01:18:31,337 --> 01:18:33,088 - Anne Francis is white. - [Eddie] Shut up. 1541 01:18:33,172 --> 01:18:35,090 All right, I'm trying to tell a story here. 1542 01:18:35,174 --> 01:18:37,468 She looked exactly like elois. 1543 01:18:37,551 --> 01:18:40,054 Anyway, I come into the club one night. 1544 01:18:40,721 --> 01:18:43,450 There's Carlos, he's the bartender. He's a wetback. He's a friend of mine. 1545 01:18:43,474 --> 01:18:45,267 [Ahlaugh] 1546 01:18:45,351 --> 01:18:48,395 And I says to him, "Carlos, where's lady e tonight?" 1547 01:18:48,479 --> 01:18:52,942 And he... now, apparently, lady e was married to a real piece of dog shit. 1548 01:18:53,025 --> 01:18:54,443 I mean, a real fucking animal. 1549 01:18:54,526 --> 01:18:56,922 - He used to do things to her. - [Mr. Orange] Do things... do things. 1550 01:18:56,946 --> 01:19:00,616 Like what? What would he do? He beat her up or something? 1551 01:19:01,325 --> 01:19:03,827 I don't know what he did. He just did things, all right? 1552 01:19:03,911 --> 01:19:07,373 So, anyway, one night, she plays it real cool. 1553 01:19:07,456 --> 01:19:09,708 She waits for this bag of shit to get drunk. 1554 01:19:09,792 --> 01:19:12,544 He falls asleep on the fucking couch. 1555 01:19:12,628 --> 01:19:17,132 She sneaks up on him, she puts some wacko glue on his dick, 1556 01:19:17,216 --> 01:19:19,343 - and glues his dick to his belly. - Ohh! 1557 01:19:19,426 --> 01:19:22,304 - No. - Jesus Christ. 1558 01:19:22,388 --> 01:19:25,224 I'm serious, man. I'm serious. I'm dead serious. 1559 01:19:25,307 --> 01:19:28,269 They had to call the paramedics to cut the prick loose, literally. 1560 01:19:28,352 --> 01:19:29,955 [Mr. Orange] Do some crazy things with it. 1561 01:19:29,979 --> 01:19:31,397 Was he all pissed off? 1562 01:19:31,480 --> 01:19:33,816 [Laughs] 1563 01:19:33,899 --> 01:19:36,151 How would you feel if every time you had to take a piss, 1564 01:19:36,235 --> 01:19:38,279 you had to do a fucking handstand? 1565 01:19:38,362 --> 01:19:40,572 [All laughing] 1566 01:19:42,324 --> 01:19:46,245 You guys like to tell jokes and giggle and kid around, huh? 1567 01:19:46,328 --> 01:19:49,415 Giggling like a bunch of young broads in the schoolyard. 1568 01:19:49,498 --> 01:19:51,208 Well, let me tell a joke. 1569 01:19:52,293 --> 01:19:56,171 Five guys sitting in a bullpen, San Quentin, 1570 01:19:57,047 --> 01:19:59,049 wondering how the fuck they got there. 1571 01:19:59,925 --> 01:20:02,094 "What did we do wrong? What should have we done? 1572 01:20:02,177 --> 01:20:05,347 What didn't we do? It's your fault, my fault, his fault." 1573 01:20:05,431 --> 01:20:06,682 All that bullshit. 1574 01:20:07,308 --> 01:20:09,018 Finally, someone comes up with the idea. 1575 01:20:09,101 --> 01:20:10,311 "Wait a minute. 1576 01:20:11,520 --> 01:20:13,355 While we were planning this caper, 1577 01:20:13,439 --> 01:20:15,983 all we did was sit around and tell fucking jokes." 1578 01:20:16,066 --> 01:20:17,693 Got the message? 1579 01:20:20,154 --> 01:20:21,780 Fellas, I don't mean to holler at you. 1580 01:20:23,532 --> 01:20:26,618 When this caper's over, and I'm sure it's gonna be a successful one, 1581 01:20:26,702 --> 01:20:30,122 hell, we'll go down the Hawaiian islands, I'll roar and laugh with all of you. 1582 01:20:30,205 --> 01:20:32,207 You'll find me a different character down there. 1583 01:20:32,291 --> 01:20:34,501 Right now, it's a matter of business. 1584 01:20:35,836 --> 01:20:39,923 With the exception of Eddie and myself, whom you already know, 1585 01:20:40,007 --> 01:20:42,926 we're gonna be using aliases on this job. 1586 01:20:43,010 --> 01:20:47,306 Under no circumstances do I want any one of you 1587 01:20:47,389 --> 01:20:50,392 to relate to each other by your Christian names, 1588 01:20:51,143 --> 01:20:55,439 and I don't want any talk about yourself personally. 1589 01:20:55,522 --> 01:20:59,485 That includes where you been, your wife's name, 1590 01:20:59,568 --> 01:21:01,445 where you might have done time, 1591 01:21:01,528 --> 01:21:04,740 or a bank maybe you robbed in St. Petersburg. 1592 01:21:05,491 --> 01:21:08,619 All I want you guys to talk about, if you have to, 1593 01:21:09,495 --> 01:21:11,497 is what you're gonna do. 1594 01:21:12,206 --> 01:21:13,624 That should do it. 1595 01:21:14,416 --> 01:21:15,918 Here are your names. 1596 01:21:16,877 --> 01:21:18,212 Mr. Brown, 1597 01:21:18,295 --> 01:21:19,797 Mr. White, 1598 01:21:19,880 --> 01:21:21,465 Mr. Blonde, 1599 01:21:21,548 --> 01:21:23,467 Mr. Blue, Mr. Orange, 1600 01:21:23,550 --> 01:21:24,593 and Mr. Pink. 1601 01:21:24,676 --> 01:21:26,136 Why am I Mr. Pink? 1602 01:21:26,220 --> 01:21:28,305 Because you're a faggot, all right? 1603 01:21:28,389 --> 01:21:30,265 [Mr. Brown laughs] 1604 01:21:30,349 --> 01:21:31,934 Why can't we pick our own colors? 1605 01:21:32,017 --> 01:21:35,229 No way. No way. Tried it once. It doesn't work. 1606 01:21:35,312 --> 01:21:38,816 You get four guys all fighting over who's gonna be Mr. Black. 1607 01:21:38,899 --> 01:21:41,485 They don't know each other, so nobody wants to back down. 1608 01:21:42,319 --> 01:21:44,696 No way. I pick. You're Mr. Pink. 1609 01:21:44,780 --> 01:21:47,324 Be thankful you're not Mr. Yellow. 1610 01:21:47,408 --> 01:21:50,452 Yeah, but Mr. Brown, that's a little too close to Mr. Shit. 1611 01:21:50,536 --> 01:21:52,371 [Mr. Pink] Mr. Pink sounds like Mr. Pussy. 1612 01:21:52,454 --> 01:21:54,289 How about if I'm Mr. Purple? 1613 01:21:54,373 --> 01:21:56,375 That sounds good to me. I'll be Mr. Purple. 1614 01:21:56,458 --> 01:21:58,085 You're not Mr. Purple. 1615 01:21:59,044 --> 01:22:01,588 Some guy on some otherjob is Mr. Purple. 1616 01:22:01,672 --> 01:22:03,215 You're Mr. Pink! 1617 01:22:03,298 --> 01:22:05,050 Who cares what your name is? 1618 01:22:05,134 --> 01:22:06,635 Yeah, that's easy for you to say. 1619 01:22:06,718 --> 01:22:08,887 You're Mr. White. You have a cool-sounding name. 1620 01:22:08,971 --> 01:22:11,723 All right, look, if it's no big deal to be Mr. Pink, you wanna trade? 1621 01:22:11,807 --> 01:22:14,768 Hey, nobody's trading with anybody. 1622 01:22:15,477 --> 01:22:18,605 This ain't a goddamn fucking city council meeting, you know. 1623 01:22:20,441 --> 01:22:22,401 Now listen up, Mr. Pink. 1624 01:22:22,484 --> 01:22:24,903 There's two ways you can go on this job: 1625 01:22:24,987 --> 01:22:27,406 My way or the highway. 1626 01:22:27,489 --> 01:22:29,491 Now, what's it gonna be, Mr. Pink? 1627 01:22:30,325 --> 01:22:32,536 Jesus Christ, Joe. Fucking forget about it. 1628 01:22:33,412 --> 01:22:35,914 It's beneath me, you know. I'm Mr. Pink. Let's move on. 1629 01:22:36,540 --> 01:22:38,959 I'll move on when I feel like it. 1630 01:22:39,042 --> 01:22:41,670 All you guys got the goddamn message? 1631 01:22:43,755 --> 01:22:46,758 I'm so goddamn mad hollering at you guys, I can hardly talk. 1632 01:22:48,302 --> 01:22:50,304 [Sniffles] Let's go to work. 1633 01:22:51,096 --> 01:22:53,724 [Mr. White] Let's go over it. Where are you? 1634 01:22:53,807 --> 01:22:55,618 [Mr. Orange] I stand outside and guard the door. 1635 01:22:55,642 --> 01:22:57,561 I don't let anybody go in or go out. 1636 01:22:58,270 --> 01:23:00,481 - [Mr. White] Mr. Brown? - Mr. Brown waits in the car. 1637 01:23:00,564 --> 01:23:02,375 He's parked across the street till I give him the signal. 1638 01:23:02,399 --> 01:23:04,067 Then he pulls up in front of the store. 1639 01:23:04,151 --> 01:23:06,403 Mr. Blonde and Mr. Blue? 1640 01:23:06,487 --> 01:23:09,114 Crowd control. They handle customers and employees. 1641 01:23:10,199 --> 01:23:11,575 That girl's ass? 1642 01:23:11,658 --> 01:23:13,327 It's sitting right here on my dick. 1643 01:23:13,410 --> 01:23:14,953 [Laughs] 1644 01:23:15,829 --> 01:23:17,247 Myself and Mr. Pink? 1645 01:23:17,873 --> 01:23:21,960 Uh, you two take the manager in the back and make him give you the diamonds. 1646 01:23:22,044 --> 01:23:24,129 We're there for those stones, period. 1647 01:23:24,213 --> 01:23:26,590 Since no display cases are being fucked with, 1648 01:23:26,673 --> 01:23:28,300 no alarms should go off. 1649 01:23:28,967 --> 01:23:31,720 We're out of there in two minutes, not one second longer. 1650 01:23:33,388 --> 01:23:35,807 What happens if the manager won't give you the diamonds? 1651 01:23:37,100 --> 01:23:38,894 When you're dealing with a store like this, 1652 01:23:38,977 --> 01:23:40,812 they're insured up the ass. 1653 01:23:40,896 --> 01:23:43,440 They're not supposed to give you any resistance, whatsoever. 1654 01:23:43,524 --> 01:23:47,444 If you get a customer or an employee who thinks he's Charles Bronson, 1655 01:23:47,528 --> 01:23:49,947 take the butt of your gun and smash their nose in. 1656 01:23:50,030 --> 01:23:51,740 Drops him right to the floor. 1657 01:23:51,823 --> 01:23:53,825 Everyone jumps, he falls down screaming. 1658 01:23:53,909 --> 01:23:56,495 Blood squirts out of his nose, freaks everybody out. 1659 01:23:56,578 --> 01:23:58,664 Nobody says fucking shit after that. 1660 01:23:59,706 --> 01:24:01,959 You might get some bitch talk shit to you. 1661 01:24:02,042 --> 01:24:04,836 Give her a look like you're gonna smash her in the face next. 1662 01:24:04,920 --> 01:24:07,256 - Watch her shut the fuck up. - [Laughs] 1663 01:24:07,339 --> 01:24:09,341 Now, if it's a manager, that's a different story. 1664 01:24:10,050 --> 01:24:12,386 The managers know better than to fuck around. 1665 01:24:12,469 --> 01:24:14,638 So, if you get one that's giving you static, 1666 01:24:14,721 --> 01:24:16,265 he probably thinks he's a real cowboy, 1667 01:24:16,348 --> 01:24:18,350 so you gotta break that son of a bitch in two. 1668 01:24:19,101 --> 01:24:21,186 If you want to know something and he won't tell you, 1669 01:24:21,270 --> 01:24:23,730 cut off one of his fingers, the little one. 1670 01:24:24,439 --> 01:24:26,358 Then tell him his thumb's next. 1671 01:24:26,441 --> 01:24:28,860 After that, he'll tell you if he wears ladies' underwear. 1672 01:24:33,490 --> 01:24:35,492 I'm hungry. Let's get a taco. 1673 01:24:35,576 --> 01:24:36,702 [Engine starts] 1674 01:24:37,828 --> 01:24:39,246 [Tires squeal] 1675 01:24:40,205 --> 01:24:41,498 [Both grunt] 1676 01:24:43,375 --> 01:24:45,294 [Sirens wailing in distance] 1677 01:24:47,212 --> 01:24:48,880 Come on! 1678 01:24:48,964 --> 01:24:50,841 Hey... I don't believe this. 1679 01:24:50,924 --> 01:24:51,925 Fuck! 1680 01:24:53,343 --> 01:24:55,512 [Engine revs] 1681 01:24:55,596 --> 01:24:58,015 [Sirens approaching] 1682 01:25:00,183 --> 01:25:02,728 [Tires skidding] 1683 01:25:02,811 --> 01:25:03,895 Fuck! 1684 01:25:03,979 --> 01:25:06,982 [Helicopter whirring] 1685 01:25:10,569 --> 01:25:14,531 Jesus. I got blinded, man. I'm fucking blind. 1686 01:25:14,615 --> 01:25:17,034 You're not blind. You just got blood in your eyes, all right? 1687 01:25:22,080 --> 01:25:23,080 Aah! 1688 01:25:27,085 --> 01:25:30,130 [Sirens approaching] 1689 01:25:31,048 --> 01:25:32,257 Is he dead? 1690 01:25:33,008 --> 01:25:34,301 Did he die or not? 1691 01:25:36,011 --> 01:25:37,220 Let's go. 1692 01:25:38,138 --> 01:25:40,557 [Helicopter approaching] 1693 01:26:12,130 --> 01:26:14,466 Hold it! Hold it! Right there! 1694 01:26:16,218 --> 01:26:18,011 Get out of the fucking car! 1695 01:26:30,524 --> 01:26:33,527 [Gasping in pain] 1696 01:26:33,610 --> 01:26:36,113 I'm sorry. I'm sorry, Larry. 1697 01:26:36,196 --> 01:26:38,490 I... I can't believe she killed me! 1698 01:26:38,573 --> 01:26:40,409 Who would've fucking thought that? 1699 01:26:40,492 --> 01:26:43,120 [Mr. White] Hey! Just cancel that shit right now! 1700 01:26:43,203 --> 01:26:47,207 You're hurt! You're hurt real fucking bad, but you ain't dying! 1701 01:26:48,417 --> 01:26:52,587 Oh! All this blood is scaring the shit out of me, Larry! 1702 01:26:52,671 --> 01:26:55,340 I... I'm gonna die! I know it! 1703 01:26:56,007 --> 01:26:58,385 [Groaning] 1704 01:27:10,564 --> 01:27:12,107 [Mr. Orange groans] 1705 01:27:27,205 --> 01:27:28,415 [Eddie sniffs] 1706 01:27:30,459 --> 01:27:33,211 - What the fuck happened? - He slashed the cop's face. 1707 01:27:33,295 --> 01:27:35,964 Cut off his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1708 01:27:37,132 --> 01:27:38,842 [Eddie] What? I didn't hear you. 1709 01:27:39,509 --> 01:27:40,844 [Mr. Orange] I said... 1710 01:27:42,804 --> 01:27:44,389 Blonde went crazy. 1711 01:27:44,473 --> 01:27:48,977 He slashed the cop's face, cutoff his ear and was gonna burn him alive. 1712 01:27:49,895 --> 01:27:51,021 This cop? 1713 01:27:53,315 --> 01:27:54,524 [Mr. Orange] No. 1714 01:27:56,151 --> 01:27:58,153 He went crazy? Something like that? 1715 01:27:58,236 --> 01:27:59,529 Worse or better? 1716 01:28:01,031 --> 01:28:03,658 Eddie, he was pulling a burn, man. 1717 01:28:04,951 --> 01:28:06,912 He was gonna kill the cop and me. 1718 01:28:06,995 --> 01:28:08,830 When you guys walked through the door, 1719 01:28:08,914 --> 01:28:11,625 he was gonna blow you to hell and make off with the diamonds. 1720 01:28:11,708 --> 01:28:16,213 What'd I tell you? That sick piece of shit was a stone-cold psycho. 1721 01:28:16,296 --> 01:28:19,591 You could've asked the cop, if you didn't just kill him. 1722 01:28:19,674 --> 01:28:23,094 He talked about what he was gonna do when he was slicing him up. 1723 01:28:24,763 --> 01:28:27,849 I don't buy it. It doesn't make sense. 1724 01:28:32,479 --> 01:28:34,731 Makes perfect fucking sense to me. 1725 01:28:34,815 --> 01:28:38,318 You weren't there during the job, Eddie. You didn't see how he acted. We did. 1726 01:28:38,401 --> 01:28:40,654 He's right about the ear. It's hacked off. 1727 01:28:40,737 --> 01:28:42,864 All right, let me just say this out loud, 1728 01:28:42,948 --> 01:28:44,908 'cause I want to get this straight in my head. 1729 01:28:45,867 --> 01:28:49,037 You're saying that Mr. Blonde was gonna kill you, 1730 01:28:49,120 --> 01:28:52,290 and then when we got back, he was gonna kill us, 1731 01:28:52,374 --> 01:28:54,251 take the satchel of diamonds and scram. 1732 01:28:54,334 --> 01:28:57,587 I'm right about that, right? That's correct? That's your story? 1733 01:28:58,255 --> 01:29:01,883 I swear on my mother's eternal soul, it's what happened. 1734 01:29:02,843 --> 01:29:05,762 The man you just killed just got released from prison. 1735 01:29:05,846 --> 01:29:08,974 He got caught at a company warehouse full of hot items. 1736 01:29:09,057 --> 01:29:10,767 He could have fucking walked. 1737 01:29:11,726 --> 01:29:15,939 All he had to do was say my dad's name, but he kept his fucking mouth shut. 1738 01:29:16,022 --> 01:29:19,150 And he did his fucking time, and he did it like a man. 1739 01:29:19,234 --> 01:29:21,444 He did four years for us. 1740 01:29:21,528 --> 01:29:23,196 So, Mr. Orange, 1741 01:29:23,989 --> 01:29:26,283 you're telling me this very good friend of mine, 1742 01:29:27,158 --> 01:29:29,160 who did four years for my father, 1743 01:29:30,036 --> 01:29:31,705 who, in four years, never made a deal, 1744 01:29:31,788 --> 01:29:33,832 no matter what they dangled in front of him, 1745 01:29:34,958 --> 01:29:37,210 you're telling me that now that this man is free 1746 01:29:38,128 --> 01:29:40,338 and we're making good on our commitment to him, 1747 01:29:41,131 --> 01:29:43,341 he's just gonna decide, 1748 01:29:43,425 --> 01:29:47,429 out of the fucking blue, to rip us off? 1749 01:29:49,514 --> 01:29:52,809 Why don't you tell me what really happened? 1750 01:29:52,893 --> 01:29:54,352 What the hell for? 1751 01:29:55,395 --> 01:29:57,397 It'd just be more bullshit. 1752 01:29:59,941 --> 01:30:01,610 This man set us up. 1753 01:30:02,986 --> 01:30:05,864 Dad, I'm sorry, but I don't know what the hell's happening. 1754 01:30:05,947 --> 01:30:07,532 It's all right, Eddie. I do. 1755 01:30:08,325 --> 01:30:09,868 What the fuck are you talking about? 1756 01:30:09,951 --> 01:30:13,622 That lump of shit's working with the LAPD. 1757 01:30:13,705 --> 01:30:18,043 Joe, I don't have the slightest fucking idea 1758 01:30:18,126 --> 01:30:19,794 what you're talking about. 1759 01:30:19,878 --> 01:30:23,423 Joe, Joe, I don't know what you think you know, but you're wrong. 1760 01:30:23,506 --> 01:30:25,258 Like hell I am. 1761 01:30:25,342 --> 01:30:27,886 Joe, trust me on this. You've made a mistake. 1762 01:30:28,553 --> 01:30:30,221 He's a good kid. 1763 01:30:30,305 --> 01:30:32,849 I understand. You're hot. You're super-fucking pissed. 1764 01:30:32,933 --> 01:30:34,684 We're all real emotional. 1765 01:30:34,768 --> 01:30:36,770 But you're barking up the wrong tree. 1766 01:30:37,520 --> 01:30:40,649 - I know this man. He wouldn't do that. - [Joe] You don't know Jack shit! 1767 01:30:40,732 --> 01:30:41,983 I do! 1768 01:30:42,067 --> 01:30:46,112 The cocksucker tipped off the cops and had Mr. Brown and Mr. Blue killed. 1769 01:30:46,196 --> 01:30:49,157 - Mr. Blue is dead? - [Joe] Dead as Dillinger. 1770 01:30:49,240 --> 01:30:51,242 How do you know all this? 1771 01:30:51,326 --> 01:30:53,662 He's the only one I wasn't 100% on. 1772 01:30:54,996 --> 01:30:58,083 I should have my fucking head examined, going ahead when I wasn't 100%. 1773 01:30:58,166 --> 01:30:59,250 That's your proof? 1774 01:30:59,334 --> 01:31:01,336 You don't need proof when you have instinct. 1775 01:31:01,962 --> 01:31:04,297 I ignored it before, but no more. 1776 01:31:06,675 --> 01:31:08,343 Have you lost your fucking mind? 1777 01:31:08,426 --> 01:31:11,888 Joe, you're making a terrible mistake. I'm not gonna let you make it. 1778 01:31:11,972 --> 01:31:14,766 Come on, guys. Nobody wants this. 1779 01:31:14,849 --> 01:31:16,893 We're supposed to be fucking professionals. 1780 01:31:17,727 --> 01:31:21,064 [Eddie] Larry, look, it's been quite a long time, 1781 01:31:21,815 --> 01:31:23,149 a lot ofjobs. 1782 01:31:23,775 --> 01:31:25,485 There's no need for this, man. 1783 01:31:26,403 --> 01:31:28,780 Let's just put our guns down, 1784 01:31:29,990 --> 01:31:33,368 and let's settle this with a fucking conversation. 1785 01:31:33,451 --> 01:31:36,162 Joe, if you kill that man, you die next. 1786 01:31:37,080 --> 01:31:39,165 Repeat. If you kill that man, you die next. 1787 01:31:39,249 --> 01:31:41,960 [Eddie] Larry, we have been friends, 1788 01:31:42,794 --> 01:31:44,587 and you respect my dad and I respect you, 1789 01:31:44,671 --> 01:31:46,871 but I will put fucking bullets right through your heart. 1790 01:31:46,923 --> 01:31:49,134 You put that fucking gun down. Now. 1791 01:31:49,884 --> 01:31:53,722 Goddamn you, Joe. Don't make me do this. 1792 01:31:53,805 --> 01:31:56,433 Larry, stop pointing that fucking gun at my dad! 1793 01:32:02,856 --> 01:32:06,568 [Mr. White moaning] 1794 01:32:32,552 --> 01:32:35,472 [Moaning continues] 1795 01:32:51,654 --> 01:32:54,074 [Moaning continues] 1796 01:32:58,078 --> 01:33:01,081 [Car engine cranking] 1797 01:33:11,925 --> 01:33:13,927 [Mr. Orange whimpers] 1798 01:33:14,010 --> 01:33:16,113 - [Sirens wailing, faint] - [Car engine continues cranking] 1799 01:33:16,137 --> 01:33:18,890 [Mr. White groaning] 1800 01:33:18,973 --> 01:33:22,102 - [Sirens continue wailing] - [Tires squealing] 1801 01:33:30,819 --> 01:33:32,737 [Coughing] 1802 01:33:32,821 --> 01:33:34,864 - [Tires squealing] - [Sirens continue wailing] 1803 01:33:34,948 --> 01:33:36,950 [Gunshots in distance] 1804 01:33:38,868 --> 01:33:40,995 [Gunshots continue] 1805 01:33:43,289 --> 01:33:44,833 I'm sorry, kid. 1806 01:33:47,502 --> 01:33:49,254 Looks like we're gonna... 1807 01:33:50,046 --> 01:33:52,173 Do... do a little time. 1808 01:33:52,257 --> 01:33:54,592 - [Policemen shouting outside] - [Mr. Orange whimpers] 1809 01:33:59,264 --> 01:34:00,557 I'm a cop. 1810 01:34:03,017 --> 01:34:04,227 Larry... 1811 01:34:06,354 --> 01:34:07,856 I'm sorry. 1812 01:34:09,315 --> 01:34:13,611 I'm 3... so sorry. 1813 01:34:16,197 --> 01:34:19,826 - I'm a cop. - [Groaning sob] 1814 01:34:22,078 --> 01:34:25,331 [Coughs, sobs] 1815 01:34:26,249 --> 01:34:28,334 [Groaning continues] 1816 01:34:28,418 --> 01:34:31,421 [Shouting continues outside] 1817 01:34:34,632 --> 01:34:36,885 Sorry. I'm sorry. 1818 01:34:43,183 --> 01:34:46,394 [Shouting continues outside] 1819 01:34:48,021 --> 01:34:50,982 I'm sorry, Larry! 1820 01:34:51,065 --> 01:34:53,902 - [Mr. White moaning] - I'm... sorry. 1821 01:34:53,985 --> 01:34:55,987 - [Door slams open] - [Footsteps running] 1822 01:34:56,070 --> 01:34:57,614 Larry, I'm sorry. 1823 01:34:57,697 --> 01:35:00,867 [Policeman] Freeze! Drop the fucking gun, buddy! 1824 01:35:00,950 --> 01:35:02,887 - [Policeman 2] Now! - [Policeman 1] Put the gun down! 1825 01:35:02,911 --> 01:35:04,555 - [Policeman 2] Don't do it! - Drop the gun, man! 1826 01:35:04,579 --> 01:35:06,998 - Don't do it! - Drop the gun! Drop the fucking gun! 1827 01:35:07,081 --> 01:35:08,934 [Policeman 2] We're gonna fucking blow you away! 1828 01:35:08,958 --> 01:35:10,084 [Gunshofl 1829 01:35:10,168 --> 01:35:12,378 [gunshots] 1830 01:35:15,715 --> 01:35:18,551 ["Coconut" playing] 1831 01:35:23,014 --> 01:35:26,100 J” brother bought a coconut he bought it for a dime j” 1832 01:35:26,184 --> 01:35:29,646 j” his sister had another one she paid it for the lime j' 1833 01:35:29,729 --> 01:35:33,274 j” she put the lime in the coconut she drank 'em both up j' 1834 01:35:33,358 --> 01:35:36,903 j” she put the lime in the coconut she drank 'em both up j' 1835 01:35:36,986 --> 01:35:40,573 j” she put the lime in the coconut she drank 'em both up j' 1836 01:35:40,657 --> 01:35:42,659 j” she put the lime in the coconut j” 1837 01:35:42,742 --> 01:35:44,410 j” she called the doctor, woke him up j” 1838 01:35:44,494 --> 01:35:47,747 j” and said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J” 1839 01:35:47,830 --> 01:35:51,292 j” I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J” 1840 01:35:51,376 --> 01:35:54,837 j” I said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J” 1841 01:35:54,921 --> 01:35:58,841 j” I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J” 1842 01:35:58,925 --> 01:36:00,385 j” now let me get this straight j” 1843 01:36:00,468 --> 01:36:04,013 j” you put the lime in the coconut you drank 'em both up j' 1844 01:36:04,097 --> 01:36:07,600 j” put the lime in the coconut you drank 'em both up j' 1845 01:36:07,684 --> 01:36:11,187 j” you put the lime in the coconut you drank 'em both up j' 1846 01:36:11,271 --> 01:36:13,231 j” you put the lime in the coconut j” 1847 01:36:13,314 --> 01:36:14,941 j” you called the doctor, woke him up j” 1848 01:36:15,024 --> 01:36:18,194 j” said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J” 1849 01:36:18,278 --> 01:36:21,698 j” I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J” 1850 01:36:21,781 --> 01:36:23,700 -j” I said, "doctor" j” -j” doctor j” 1851 01:36:23,783 --> 01:36:25,302 j” "ain't there nothin' I can take?" J” 1852 01:36:25,326 --> 01:36:28,997 j” I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J” 1853 01:36:29,080 --> 01:36:32,542 j” you put the lime in the coconut you drink 'em both together j” 1854 01:36:32,625 --> 01:36:36,045 j” put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better j” 1855 01:36:36,129 --> 01:36:39,590 j” put the lime in the coconut drink 'em both up j” 1856 01:36:39,674 --> 01:36:43,469 j” put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning j” 1857 01:36:43,553 --> 01:36:44,887 j” whoo-hoo j” 1858 01:36:44,971 --> 01:36:47,056 j” ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh j' 1859 01:36:47,140 --> 01:36:51,894 j” ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh j” 1860 01:36:51,978 --> 01:36:55,606 j” ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh j” 1861 01:36:55,690 --> 01:36:57,567 j” ooh-ooh-ooh j” 1862 01:36:57,650 --> 01:37:00,653 j” brother bought a coconut he bought it for a dime j” 1863 01:37:00,737 --> 01:37:04,032 j” his sister had another one she paid it for the lime j' 1864 01:37:04,115 --> 01:37:07,660 j” she put the lime in the coconut she drank 'em both up j' 1865 01:37:07,744 --> 01:37:09,495 j” put the lime in the coconut j” 1866 01:37:09,579 --> 01:37:11,372 j” she called her doctor, woke him up j” 1867 01:37:11,456 --> 01:37:14,459 j” she said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J” 1868 01:37:14,542 --> 01:37:17,879 j” I said, "doctor to relieve this bellyache?" J” 1869 01:37:17,962 --> 01:37:21,382 j” I said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J” 1870 01:37:21,466 --> 01:37:23,509 j” I said, "doctor” j' 1871 01:37:23,593 --> 01:37:24,945 j” now let me get this straight j” 1872 01:37:24,969 --> 01:37:28,556 j” you put the lime in the coconut you drink 'em both up j' 1873 01:37:28,639 --> 01:37:32,060 j” put the lime in the coconut you drink 'em both up j' 1874 01:37:32,143 --> 01:37:35,521 j” put a lime in the coconut you drink 'em both up j' 1875 01:37:35,605 --> 01:37:38,983 j” put the lime in the coconut you're such a silly woman j” 1876 01:37:39,067 --> 01:37:42,445 j” put a lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together j” 1877 01:37:42,528 --> 01:37:45,865 j” put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better j” 1878 01:37:45,948 --> 01:37:49,369 j” put the lime in the coconut drink 'em both down j” 1879 01:37:49,452 --> 01:37:52,955 j” put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning j” 1880 01:37:53,039 --> 01:37:54,415 j” whoo-hoo j” 1881 01:37:54,499 --> 01:37:56,018 j” ain't there nothing you can take? J” 1882 01:37:56,042 --> 01:37:59,337 j” I said, "whoo-hoo-ooh to relieve your bellyache?" J” 1883 01:37:59,420 --> 01:38:02,799 j” you said, "whoo-hoo-ooh ain't there nothing I can take?" J” 1884 01:38:02,882 --> 01:38:06,135 j” I said, "whoo-hoo-ooh to relieve your bellyache?" J” 1885 01:38:06,219 --> 01:38:09,597 j” you said, "yeah ain't there nothing I can take?" J” 1886 01:38:09,680 --> 01:38:12,975 j” I said, "waa-ahh to relieve this bellyache?" J” 1887 01:38:13,059 --> 01:38:16,354 j” I said, "doctor ain't there nothin' I can take?" J” 1888 01:38:16,437 --> 01:38:19,732 j” I said, "doctor ain't there nothing I can take?" J” 1889 01:38:19,816 --> 01:38:23,152 j” I said, "doctor ain't there nothing I can take?" J” 1890 01:38:23,236 --> 01:38:26,697 j” I said, "doctor” you're such a silly woman j” 1891 01:38:26,781 --> 01:38:30,118 j” put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both together j” 1892 01:38:30,201 --> 01:38:33,538 j” put the lime in the coconut then you'll feel better j” 1893 01:38:33,621 --> 01:38:36,958 j” put the lime in the coconut drink 'em both up j” 1894 01:38:37,041 --> 01:38:41,546 j” put the lime in the coconut and call me in the morning j” 1895 01:38:41,629 --> 01:38:43,881 j” yes, you call me in the morning j” 1896 01:38:43,965 --> 01:38:47,051 j” you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do j' 1897 01:38:47,135 --> 01:38:50,471 j” if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do j' 1898 01:38:50,555 --> 01:38:53,850 j” if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do j' 1899 01:38:53,933 --> 01:38:57,603 j” if you call me in the morning I'll tell you what to do j' 1900 01:38:57,687 --> 01:38:59,021 [song fades]