1 00:00:04,380 --> 00:00:06,050 [PEOPLE LAUGHING] 2 00:02:11,840 --> 00:02:15,890 I was living in this duplex. For the first time, I was alone. 3 00:02:16,053 --> 00:02:21,893 No dorm, no roommates, my own place. I was so happy. 4 00:02:24,561 --> 00:02:26,851 I had my own parking space. 5 00:02:29,274 --> 00:02:30,944 [DOG BARKS] 6 00:02:31,902 --> 00:02:33,402 [YELPING AND BARKING] 7 00:02:44,248 --> 00:02:47,578 Where I come from, they don't keep them in cages. 8 00:02:47,751 --> 00:02:52,131 They keep them in bins, you know, so you can reach in and touch them. 9 00:02:52,297 --> 00:02:53,757 LINDA: Hm. 10 00:02:54,967 --> 00:02:56,587 Huh. 11 00:02:58,846 --> 00:03:01,096 [ENGINE SPUTTERS] 12 00:03:11,108 --> 00:03:12,648 - Hello. - Need some help? 13 00:03:12,818 --> 00:03:15,188 No, I... Well, yeah, thanks. 14 00:03:25,414 --> 00:03:26,834 I'm from Spain. 15 00:03:26,999 --> 00:03:29,249 - Really? Which part? - Galicia. 16 00:03:29,418 --> 00:03:30,458 Oh. 17 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:34,424 I'm taking engineering at U of W. I like Seattle. 18 00:03:34,590 --> 00:03:38,590 "U-Dub." That's what people call it here. 19 00:03:39,011 --> 00:03:41,851 Finally, a local tells me some secrets. 20 00:03:42,014 --> 00:03:43,894 [LAUGHS] 21 00:03:44,057 --> 00:03:47,887 You really don't have to stay. This is gonna take some time. 22 00:03:48,061 --> 00:03:50,311 Where else do I have to go? 23 00:03:50,480 --> 00:03:54,900 In one week, I have to go back to Spain. My visa runs out. 24 00:03:56,069 --> 00:03:58,069 U-Dub. 25 00:04:17,257 --> 00:04:20,257 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 26 00:04:29,478 --> 00:04:33,228 LINDA: This is Linda Powell from the Seattle Environmental Council. 27 00:04:33,398 --> 00:04:36,148 Okay, great. Thank you. Bye-bye. 28 00:04:36,318 --> 00:04:40,528 MAN: Yes, that's right, there's another spill in Bellingham. 29 00:04:40,697 --> 00:04:43,567 We gotta get somebody out there... 30 00:04:43,742 --> 00:04:47,452 Ruth, how long have I been saying there are no guys? 31 00:04:47,621 --> 00:04:49,001 Forever. 32 00:04:49,164 --> 00:04:52,964 I met one. I met one when I was least expecting it. 33 00:04:53,126 --> 00:04:54,626 You held out on me. 34 00:04:54,795 --> 00:04:57,245 He's an engineering student from Spain. 35 00:04:57,422 --> 00:05:01,342 His visa runs out in two days. He's... 36 00:05:01,510 --> 00:05:05,430 Heh. He's like a comet. What do I do? 37 00:05:06,473 --> 00:05:07,773 I wish you could stay. 38 00:05:08,058 --> 00:05:10,728 If I overstay my visa, I can't come back for five years. 39 00:05:12,688 --> 00:05:16,648 - Were you ever gonna come back? - Well, now I have a reason. 40 00:05:20,112 --> 00:05:22,452 I want you to have this. 41 00:05:24,783 --> 00:05:28,663 I wish I was better able to tell you what I am thinking. 42 00:05:29,079 --> 00:05:33,709 But this is a symbol of our future. 43 00:05:36,795 --> 00:05:41,545 I want to return in two months and see you again. 44 00:05:45,429 --> 00:05:46,719 Wow. 45 00:05:46,888 --> 00:05:51,308 I don't really have much to give you, but... 46 00:05:53,520 --> 00:05:54,940 It's important to me. 47 00:05:57,274 --> 00:06:00,404 Use this when you get back. 48 00:06:01,319 --> 00:06:03,069 [BEEPS] 49 00:06:03,447 --> 00:06:06,737 You'll always have a parking space. 50 00:06:18,545 --> 00:06:20,295 [RINGS] 51 00:06:21,798 --> 00:06:22,838 Hello. 52 00:06:23,008 --> 00:06:27,218 LUIZ [OVER PHONE]: Don't wake up. I'm getting on the plane. I wanted to say bye. 53 00:06:27,387 --> 00:06:33,387 - I'll see you soon. Goodbye, Linda. - Goodbye, honey. I miss you already. 54 00:06:33,560 --> 00:06:35,310 [DIAL TONE] 55 00:06:36,730 --> 00:06:40,190 Did you perform any other acts with him before he left? 56 00:06:40,776 --> 00:06:46,486 It's amazing. We can't hide things in language. We speak in basics. 57 00:06:47,199 --> 00:06:48,279 "Basics"? 58 00:06:48,450 --> 00:06:54,000 If I married him, he could live here. I'd always have someone to go out with. 59 00:06:54,206 --> 00:06:55,956 You're talking about marrying this guy? 60 00:06:58,293 --> 00:07:01,053 I'm tired of all the games. 61 00:07:04,257 --> 00:07:08,087 If you were married, would we still go out dancing? 62 00:07:08,804 --> 00:07:12,014 - We will always go out dancing. - What? 63 00:07:12,516 --> 00:07:15,476 We will always go out dancing! 64 00:07:15,644 --> 00:07:18,064 [PEARL JAM'S "STATE OF LOVE AND TRUST" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 65 00:07:20,690 --> 00:07:23,570 State of love and trust as I 66 00:07:23,735 --> 00:07:26,695 Busted down the pretext 67 00:07:26,863 --> 00:07:29,163 Sin still plays and preaches 68 00:07:29,324 --> 00:07:31,744 But to have an empty court 69 00:07:31,910 --> 00:07:32,990 Uh-huh 70 00:07:33,161 --> 00:07:35,751 And I listen 71 00:07:36,414 --> 00:07:39,754 For the voice inside my head 72 00:07:39,918 --> 00:07:41,208 Nothing 73 00:07:41,378 --> 00:07:44,548 I'll do this one myself 74 00:07:55,892 --> 00:07:57,232 Yeah, yeah 75 00:08:12,951 --> 00:08:17,081 SALESMAN: This is the Genie. Can't go wrong with this garage-door opener. 76 00:08:17,247 --> 00:08:22,127 Here's the Liftrex and the Liftrex Super. Might be a little bit more opener than you need. 77 00:08:22,294 --> 00:08:25,504 And, of course, the Linear pocket pager, beeper... 78 00:08:25,672 --> 00:08:29,262 ...garage-door-opener combo. 79 00:08:30,510 --> 00:08:34,220 Give me the best one you have. I'll never lose it again. 80 00:08:47,152 --> 00:08:51,162 I broke up with someone recently. Jennifer, my last girlfriend. 81 00:08:51,323 --> 00:08:53,703 I did it in a crowded restaurant. 82 00:08:54,993 --> 00:08:59,123 She just stared at me with that look: "How can you pass me up?" 83 00:08:59,289 --> 00:09:03,129 I told her we weren't right, all the stuff we both knew. 84 00:09:03,293 --> 00:09:07,843 I realized I was wrong, tried to get back with her. She won't see me. 85 00:09:08,006 --> 00:09:09,966 Now she's with Tony. 86 00:09:13,136 --> 00:09:16,806 Tony knows my friend Bailey, who's friends with Tony's other girl, Rita. 87 00:09:16,973 --> 00:09:20,353 Rita, who I broke up with to go out with Jennifer. 88 00:09:20,518 --> 00:09:24,308 So do I tell Jennifer I know Tony's going out with Rita... 89 00:09:24,481 --> 00:09:27,861 ...or do I tell Rita I know about Tony and Jennifer? 90 00:09:28,026 --> 00:09:31,566 Tony will tell Jennifer I was going out with Rita when I was with her. 91 00:09:31,988 --> 00:09:34,618 How does stuff get so complicated? I don't know. 92 00:09:36,326 --> 00:09:41,496 Sometimes, I wish it was as simple as this postcard somebody sent me once. 93 00:09:45,418 --> 00:09:46,998 Isn't that great? 94 00:09:47,170 --> 00:09:48,960 [POWER TOOL WHIRRING] 95 00:09:49,381 --> 00:09:50,841 [SIGHS] 96 00:09:52,133 --> 00:09:54,183 I don't know. I think... 97 00:09:54,344 --> 00:09:56,724 Cliff! I'm talking here, man. 98 00:09:57,889 --> 00:09:58,929 [WHIRRING STOPS] 99 00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,925 I think I'm back to the beginning. 100 00:10:02,310 --> 00:10:05,270 My dad left home when I was 8. You know what he said to me? 101 00:10:05,647 --> 00:10:09,017 "Have fun. Stay single." 102 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:11,486 I was 8. 103 00:10:12,779 --> 00:10:16,489 My mom's a teacher. She took me to a doctor to learn about sex. 104 00:10:16,658 --> 00:10:17,828 He was from Boston. 105 00:10:17,993 --> 00:10:23,293 The father and the mother have finally learned to come together. 106 00:10:23,707 --> 00:10:27,417 The father inserts his penis... Uh... 107 00:10:27,919 --> 00:10:31,589 You do know what the penis is, don't you, Steve? 108 00:10:34,509 --> 00:10:39,259 The father inserts the penis into the mother's vagina. 109 00:10:39,681 --> 00:10:45,231 This is called intercourse, and what comes out is called sperm. 110 00:10:45,895 --> 00:10:50,855 And then, the man keeps moving until something squirts out of his penis. 111 00:10:51,026 --> 00:10:53,856 - What? - Yeah, what comes out? 112 00:10:54,029 --> 00:10:57,319 - Spam! - Oh, man! 113 00:10:57,824 --> 00:10:59,334 [CHUCKLES] 114 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:04,540 So maybe it was never simple. I'll tell you this... 115 00:11:04,706 --> 00:11:09,746 ...for the next three years, I'm going to concentrate on work. 116 00:11:09,919 --> 00:11:13,629 Work is the only thing I have complete control over. 117 00:11:14,716 --> 00:11:16,126 Work. 118 00:11:16,593 --> 00:11:18,183 I gotta go. 119 00:11:46,414 --> 00:11:50,584 I'm 23. Remember how old 23 seemed when you were little? 120 00:11:50,752 --> 00:11:55,462 I thought people would be traveling in air locks and I'd have five kids. 121 00:11:55,632 --> 00:11:58,432 Here I am, 23. 122 00:11:58,593 --> 00:12:02,513 Things are, um... They're basically the same. 123 00:12:02,680 --> 00:12:06,060 I think time's running out to do something bizarre. 124 00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:11,396 Somewhere around 25, bizarre becomes immature. 125 00:12:13,108 --> 00:12:16,608 I get so much inspiration from my boyfriend. He's a musician. 126 00:12:16,778 --> 00:12:19,858 [PLAYS JIMI HENDRIX'S "HEY JOE"] 127 00:12:31,918 --> 00:12:36,588 His band put out an independent album last month. He's a good artist too. 128 00:12:36,756 --> 00:12:39,046 [CITIZEN DICK'S "TOUCH ME I'M DICK" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 129 00:12:40,218 --> 00:12:41,548 Yeah 130 00:12:42,846 --> 00:12:44,966 Touch me I'm dick 131 00:12:45,515 --> 00:12:48,475 He's like a Renaissance man. 132 00:12:48,852 --> 00:12:51,272 I'm so glad he moved into my building. 133 00:12:51,438 --> 00:12:54,898 [CITIZEN DICK PLAYING LOUD ROCK MUSIC] 134 00:12:57,068 --> 00:12:59,358 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 135 00:13:10,999 --> 00:13:14,249 - Janet. What's the ordeal? JANET: Hey. 136 00:13:14,627 --> 00:13:19,797 Your machine wasn't on, and I was supposed to see you Saturday, but... 137 00:13:19,966 --> 00:13:23,466 So I just thought I'd come by and say hi. 138 00:13:23,678 --> 00:13:26,138 - Hi. - Hey. 139 00:13:26,306 --> 00:13:30,766 - So, um, how about this weekend? - This weekend we're really busy. 140 00:13:30,935 --> 00:13:33,185 - We got that show, right? - Yeah, we got that show. 141 00:13:33,354 --> 00:13:36,484 - We got these guys coming from L.A. - Great. 142 00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,529 - It's gonna be rocking. WOMAN: Bye, Cliff. 143 00:13:38,693 --> 00:13:41,203 - So come over after. - Deal. 144 00:13:43,656 --> 00:13:47,616 Look, Janet, you know I see other people still, right? 145 00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:50,787 You do know that, don't you? 146 00:13:52,790 --> 00:13:54,040 You don't fool me. 147 00:13:54,876 --> 00:13:57,916 Janet, I could not be fooling you less. 148 00:13:58,671 --> 00:14:00,171 Cliff, you gotta move your truck, man. 149 00:14:02,133 --> 00:14:04,643 I know what you're thinking. We made the connection. 150 00:14:04,802 --> 00:14:07,352 And when you make the connection, chemistry takes care of itself. 151 00:14:07,514 --> 00:14:09,644 I mean, it makes its own decisions, you know? 152 00:14:09,807 --> 00:14:14,517 So sit back and enjoy it, because you know when it's real. This is real. 153 00:14:14,687 --> 00:14:16,307 We just don't even have to discuss it. 154 00:14:18,733 --> 00:14:21,743 Janet, you're spazzing off on me. 155 00:14:26,616 --> 00:14:28,696 Hey, Cliff, while we're young. 156 00:14:32,163 --> 00:14:33,963 [SIGHS] 157 00:14:38,962 --> 00:14:44,222 So, um, I'll see you Saturday, and I'll help you with your speakers. 158 00:14:47,679 --> 00:14:51,179 CLIFF: What can I say, man? She's crazy about me. 159 00:14:55,520 --> 00:14:57,770 BAILEY: Check it out, my new Gortec watch. 160 00:14:58,439 --> 00:15:01,689 I can store 20 numbers in this. Tonight, I'm gonna fill it. 161 00:15:01,859 --> 00:15:04,949 All or nothing. No compromise. Tonight, I'll be the super me. 162 00:15:05,780 --> 00:15:10,200 What if the super you meets the super her, and the super her rejects the super you? 163 00:15:10,368 --> 00:15:12,828 - Then it's no problem. - Uh-huh. Why? 164 00:15:12,996 --> 00:15:16,366 Because it was never you. It was just an act. 165 00:15:18,501 --> 00:15:21,841 - I live my life like a French movie. - What? 166 00:15:23,006 --> 00:15:24,756 Webster and 24th, it should be here. 167 00:15:27,510 --> 00:15:30,600 Let's ask this clown where the club is. 168 00:15:32,473 --> 00:15:33,723 Hey, man... 169 00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,140 ...where's De Soto? 170 00:15:38,730 --> 00:15:40,980 I get it, you're a mime. Mime the address. 171 00:15:42,442 --> 00:15:45,742 Well, give me a ride, and I'll show you. 172 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:49,817 - Where's De Soto? Our car broke down. - Yeah. 173 00:15:53,119 --> 00:15:57,159 I'll tell you about love. Love disappears, baby. 174 00:15:57,957 --> 00:16:01,787 Every time I've been broke, babe has been off like a prom dress. 175 00:16:01,961 --> 00:16:04,461 - Maybe it's the girls you choose. - Hey! 176 00:16:04,631 --> 00:16:07,131 Maybe I've been hurt, maybe I've been dogged! 177 00:16:07,300 --> 00:16:11,430 - Anybody know where this place is? - Do I look like a Thomas Brothers Guide? 178 00:16:11,596 --> 00:16:14,006 - You really shouldn't speak. - Yes. 179 00:16:14,182 --> 00:16:16,312 - Where do you work? - I'm a maître d'. 180 00:16:16,476 --> 00:16:19,186 - Department of Transportation. - He's working on the gridlock problem. 181 00:16:19,354 --> 00:16:21,154 - Thank God. - I build airplanes. 182 00:16:21,314 --> 00:16:23,024 Whoo-whoo-whoo! 183 00:16:23,691 --> 00:16:26,991 [ALICE IN CHAINS PLAYING "IT AIN'T LIKE THAT"] 184 00:16:31,032 --> 00:16:32,662 SINGER: Yeah! 185 00:16:40,958 --> 00:16:45,798 [SINGING] Ooh 186 00:16:52,845 --> 00:16:54,295 There I was 187 00:16:54,472 --> 00:16:59,892 Laid out on a table 188 00:17:01,813 --> 00:17:03,653 Screamin' sweat 189 00:17:03,815 --> 00:17:08,935 And bare feet to the floor 190 00:17:11,239 --> 00:17:15,159 In my life, I'd not soften 191 00:17:15,702 --> 00:17:20,292 Things that cut and burn so often 192 00:17:20,456 --> 00:17:24,536 But I sit, think of somethin' 193 00:17:24,711 --> 00:17:29,171 Scared to face the dyin' nothin' 194 00:17:29,340 --> 00:17:35,850 See the cycle I've waited for 195 00:17:38,975 --> 00:17:45,145 It ain't like that anymore 196 00:17:54,824 --> 00:17:56,914 - Hey. - Hello. 197 00:18:03,499 --> 00:18:07,539 My friend and I have this argument, and here it is. 198 00:18:07,712 --> 00:18:10,382 He says when you're at a place like this... 199 00:18:10,548 --> 00:18:13,758 ...you can't just be yourself, you have to have an act. 200 00:18:13,926 --> 00:18:16,386 So anyway, I saw you standing there... 201 00:18:17,180 --> 00:18:20,140 ...so I thought, A, I could just leave you alone... 202 00:18:20,308 --> 00:18:25,808 ...B, I could come up with an act, or C, I could just be myself. 203 00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:29,106 I chose C. 204 00:18:29,484 --> 00:18:31,234 What do you think? 205 00:18:33,488 --> 00:18:36,448 - I think that A, you have an act... - Uh-huh. 206 00:18:36,616 --> 00:18:40,866 ...and that B, not having an act is your act. 207 00:18:44,373 --> 00:18:45,833 Thank you. 208 00:18:47,293 --> 00:18:51,553 Smaller fish, so huge the ocean 209 00:18:51,714 --> 00:18:57,474 Cliff, any comments on the Seattle sound and Citizen Dick's place in it? 210 00:18:57,637 --> 00:19:01,347 I don't like to reduce us just as being part of the Seattle sound. 211 00:19:01,516 --> 00:19:03,846 I think of us expanding more. 212 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:06,808 We're huge in Europe right now. 213 00:19:06,979 --> 00:19:10,859 We've got records... A big record just broke in Belgium. 214 00:19:11,067 --> 00:19:14,187 Into the flood again 215 00:19:14,570 --> 00:19:17,160 Same old trip it was back then 216 00:19:17,532 --> 00:19:20,332 A song like "Touch Me I'm Dick" is about what? 217 00:19:20,493 --> 00:19:24,873 I think "Touch Me I'm Dick," in essence, speaks for itself. 218 00:19:25,039 --> 00:19:29,709 I think, you know, that's basically what the song is about. 219 00:19:29,877 --> 00:19:31,747 It's about, you know... 220 00:19:31,921 --> 00:19:35,591 A lot of people might think it's actually about... 221 00:19:35,758 --> 00:19:38,508 ...my name is Dick, and you can touch me... 222 00:19:38,678 --> 00:19:42,058 ...but I think, you know, it can be seen either way. 223 00:19:44,267 --> 00:19:46,557 STEVE: Hey, excuse me! Hello. - Hi. 224 00:19:46,894 --> 00:19:49,404 - Want to meet up later? - Where you going? 225 00:19:49,772 --> 00:19:52,232 - Anywhere you're going. - Anywhere you're going. 226 00:19:52,984 --> 00:19:54,944 - We're going home. - We're going home. 227 00:19:55,111 --> 00:19:56,741 STEVE: Do you have a...? - See you. 228 00:19:59,031 --> 00:20:01,241 "Anywhere you're going." 229 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,292 Always get their numbers. Tonight I got 20 numbers. 230 00:20:04,620 --> 00:20:06,000 Twenty numbers. 231 00:20:06,163 --> 00:20:07,753 [LOUDLY] Bailey... 232 00:20:07,915 --> 00:20:10,705 ...you got 20 numbers of 20 girls that you will never call... 233 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,838 ...never go out with, never see in the daylight. 234 00:20:14,005 --> 00:20:19,125 Twenty numbers that exist only to make you feel like you can get 20 numbers. 235 00:20:19,302 --> 00:20:21,642 - Watch the volume. - Sorry. Tinnitus. 236 00:20:21,804 --> 00:20:25,854 - Club disease. - You kids are all going to be deaf. 237 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,227 [IN NORMAL VOICE] Bailey. 238 00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,637 This is my night. 239 00:20:30,187 --> 00:20:32,017 BAILEY: What? - Look. 240 00:20:34,108 --> 00:20:36,108 RUTH: Linda, don't look over. 241 00:20:54,921 --> 00:20:58,011 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 242 00:21:21,155 --> 00:21:25,365 DEBBIE: Cliff, I need another double latte, no cream, skim milk, decaf. 243 00:21:25,993 --> 00:21:29,963 I'm going to use that video date you got me last Christmas. 244 00:21:30,122 --> 00:21:32,542 - It was a joke. DEBBIE: I know. I know. 245 00:21:32,917 --> 00:21:36,957 You think it's something desperate people do. You are wrong, wrong, wrong! 246 00:21:37,129 --> 00:21:41,629 Expect the Best is the best video-dating in the country. Hi! 247 00:21:42,093 --> 00:21:44,473 Debbie Hunt. Call me before I go to Cabo. 248 00:21:44,637 --> 00:21:47,807 - Your medication, Miss Hunt. - Thank you. 249 00:21:48,891 --> 00:21:52,391 You make the greatest coffee. Doesn't he make...? You... 250 00:21:52,603 --> 00:21:56,613 My roommate has no domestic skills. Guys just don't know... 251 00:21:57,066 --> 00:22:00,146 [PEOPLE CHATTERING] 252 00:22:00,361 --> 00:22:03,321 STEVE: Did you get the tunnel stuff? - I'll call you back. 253 00:22:03,489 --> 00:22:04,529 Denise. 254 00:22:04,699 --> 00:22:08,119 The I-90 construction is behind. No green time from the exits. 255 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,195 The Times wants to know why there's gridlock on the I-5. 256 00:22:11,372 --> 00:22:14,792 Tell them it's God's way of saying, "Listen to the radio." 257 00:22:14,959 --> 00:22:16,329 - Did you read my proposal? - Yeah. 258 00:22:16,502 --> 00:22:17,672 STEVE: What'd you think? 259 00:22:17,837 --> 00:22:20,337 I liked it. You have to move it past Stu. 260 00:22:20,506 --> 00:22:21,546 STEVE: Stu? - After lunch. 261 00:22:21,716 --> 00:22:24,756 After lunch, okay. After lunch, Stu. 262 00:22:24,927 --> 00:22:27,927 - Ted, what's up? - Making music with my fingers. 263 00:22:28,097 --> 00:22:31,427 And what a beautiful sound it is. 264 00:22:41,152 --> 00:22:44,322 Linda Powell, Steve Dunne. Hey. 265 00:22:44,488 --> 00:22:49,028 Yeah, I met you 61 hours ago. Yeah, that was me. 266 00:22:49,201 --> 00:22:52,251 Listen, you want to get some dinner or...? 267 00:22:52,413 --> 00:22:55,583 Busy. How about some lunch? Have a lunch. 268 00:22:55,750 --> 00:22:57,040 Coffee? 269 00:22:57,877 --> 00:23:00,837 Water? How about some water? 270 00:23:01,005 --> 00:23:05,335 I'll meet you where you're having lunch, and we'll have some water. 271 00:23:05,885 --> 00:23:09,045 I think that this whole decade will be about cleaning up. 272 00:23:09,221 --> 00:23:10,261 STEVE: Mm-hm. 273 00:23:10,431 --> 00:23:13,141 Our project spent last year studying the Alaskan Exxon spill. 274 00:23:13,309 --> 00:23:14,349 Right. 275 00:23:14,518 --> 00:23:20,518 And now... And now with all the Exxon kickbacks, it's... 276 00:23:20,691 --> 00:23:24,111 - God, yes. The worst. - Yes. 277 00:23:24,278 --> 00:23:29,068 I'm trying to put together a group to go study the whole coast. 278 00:23:29,241 --> 00:23:32,411 I'm having a little trouble trying to get a boat. 279 00:23:32,578 --> 00:23:34,538 I think it will work out. 280 00:23:35,706 --> 00:23:37,326 [MOANING] 281 00:23:38,834 --> 00:23:42,924 - What? WOMAN: There's just no privacy anymore. 282 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:47,798 I thought he was literally gonna swallow her. 283 00:23:47,968 --> 00:23:50,428 - Me too. - My God. 284 00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:51,636 Do you know what time it is? 285 00:23:51,806 --> 00:23:55,096 - Yeah, 3:30. - Oh, I'm so late. 286 00:23:55,267 --> 00:23:58,137 - I'm glad your lunch date didn't show. - Me too. 287 00:23:58,312 --> 00:24:02,112 - Did you really have a lunch date? - No. Heh. 288 00:24:03,317 --> 00:24:05,107 - Maybe... - I'm getting over somebody. 289 00:24:05,277 --> 00:24:09,107 - We don't have to make it anything big. - I think it's a bad time to get... 290 00:24:09,281 --> 00:24:10,871 - Okay. - Okay. 291 00:24:11,951 --> 00:24:15,291 Here's my car. Let me give you a ride back to work. 292 00:24:15,454 --> 00:24:18,124 Okay. Thanks. 293 00:24:25,089 --> 00:24:26,339 Thanks. 294 00:24:44,066 --> 00:24:47,236 I really like your take on the supertrain. 295 00:24:47,403 --> 00:24:50,073 It's ambitious. If it were up to me... 296 00:24:50,239 --> 00:24:53,619 STEVE: She opened my car-door button. Unmistakable sign. 297 00:24:53,784 --> 00:24:55,204 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 298 00:24:55,369 --> 00:24:57,119 I like this girl. 299 00:24:57,329 --> 00:24:59,829 Gotta handle this one really well. 300 00:24:59,999 --> 00:25:04,169 The thing I like about you the best is that you listen to me. 301 00:25:04,336 --> 00:25:09,336 - You're a realist-slash-dreamer. - Thanks. 302 00:25:12,261 --> 00:25:14,641 I get so pissed off when I think about it. 303 00:25:14,805 --> 00:25:20,595 That some jerk could trash the Mona Lisa or an ocean or someone's life. 304 00:25:20,769 --> 00:25:21,809 Yes. 305 00:25:22,021 --> 00:25:26,571 So who are your neighbors? 306 00:25:26,942 --> 00:25:31,282 Um, that's Bailey, right there. He's a maître d'. 307 00:25:31,447 --> 00:25:33,067 He keeps us all in free meals. 308 00:25:34,658 --> 00:25:38,448 And on the corner there, that's Debbie Hunt. 309 00:25:38,621 --> 00:25:39,911 DEBBIE: Uh-huh. Mm-hm. 310 00:25:40,080 --> 00:25:43,290 She actually consumes men instead of food. 311 00:25:43,459 --> 00:25:45,379 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 312 00:25:45,586 --> 00:25:50,966 And that is Cliff. He delivers flowers, has four jobs... 313 00:25:51,133 --> 00:25:53,803 ...works in the coffee shop around the corner. 314 00:25:53,969 --> 00:25:56,389 Upstairs is Janet Livermore. 315 00:25:56,555 --> 00:25:57,595 [CLATTERING] 316 00:25:57,765 --> 00:26:00,175 She works there too. She's saving for architecture school. 317 00:26:00,643 --> 00:26:02,643 Cliff and Janet... 318 00:26:06,190 --> 00:26:07,480 That's it. 319 00:26:09,526 --> 00:26:12,606 You sound like me talking about my family. 320 00:26:14,156 --> 00:26:17,116 Wanna go upstairs while your stuff is still drying? 321 00:26:18,035 --> 00:26:21,325 Um... Um... 322 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:36,930 LINDA: That's a good picture of you. 323 00:26:38,138 --> 00:26:41,308 Let me ask you a question. You think about traffic? Ever? 324 00:26:41,809 --> 00:26:47,559 Because I do, constantly. Traffic is caused by the single-car driver. 325 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:51,231 Nine hundred thousand single people get in their cars every morning. 326 00:26:51,402 --> 00:26:54,452 They drive to work and wonder why there's gridlock. 327 00:26:54,613 --> 00:26:58,743 This is what I've been working on. If you had a supertrain... 328 00:26:58,909 --> 00:27:04,289 ...you give people a reason to get out of their cars. Great coffee, great music... 329 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,166 ...they will park and ride. I know they will. 330 00:27:07,334 --> 00:27:08,964 But I still love my car, though. 331 00:27:10,462 --> 00:27:12,552 Well... Uh... Oh. 332 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:17,429 LINDA: The Sonics. They've got a good team this year. 333 00:27:17,594 --> 00:27:19,804 Good thing they traded Xavier McDaniel. 334 00:27:19,972 --> 00:27:24,432 - Is he a boxer or a basketball player? - You dare to rip the X-Man. 335 00:27:25,144 --> 00:27:26,234 LINDA: Oh. 336 00:27:26,687 --> 00:27:31,017 Kiss at the Hotel de Ville. You have this too. I have this. 337 00:27:31,191 --> 00:27:35,071 And albums. Oh, I miss albums. 338 00:27:38,407 --> 00:27:40,117 STEVE: I was a deejay in college. - Really? 339 00:27:40,284 --> 00:27:44,414 Yeah. That's why I still have records. 340 00:28:00,596 --> 00:28:01,716 So any boyfriends? 341 00:28:02,139 --> 00:28:04,469 You don't want to know. I've had bad luck. 342 00:28:06,185 --> 00:28:11,555 But there was this one guy, Rich. All my girlfriends loved him. 343 00:28:12,733 --> 00:28:15,693 That stuff I told you about the money I inherited? 344 00:28:15,861 --> 00:28:20,111 I made that up. Plus, I got back together with Lynn last night. 345 00:28:20,282 --> 00:28:22,872 So you probably want to go ahead and freak out. 346 00:28:23,035 --> 00:28:24,865 [SCREAMING] 347 00:28:26,622 --> 00:28:31,252 Oh, man. That was like a professional hit. 348 00:28:31,418 --> 00:28:34,708 I didn't wanna get close to anybody for a long time. 349 00:28:34,880 --> 00:28:36,130 And then I... 350 00:28:36,298 --> 00:28:38,718 - I'm talking too much. - No, go ahead. 351 00:28:38,884 --> 00:28:42,854 Well, I thought for sure I would meet someone in college. 352 00:28:43,013 --> 00:28:47,813 A perfect combination of Mel Gibson and Holden Caulfield... 353 00:28:47,976 --> 00:28:52,936 ...and the sexual revolution would just sweep us both away. 354 00:28:53,107 --> 00:28:55,187 I was a semester too late. 355 00:28:55,359 --> 00:28:58,649 [THE CULT'S "SHE SELLS SANCTUARY" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 356 00:29:08,705 --> 00:29:11,245 Oh, the heads that turn 357 00:29:12,543 --> 00:29:15,463 Make my back burn 358 00:29:16,463 --> 00:29:18,093 Hi. 359 00:29:19,508 --> 00:29:23,428 Make my back Make my back burn 360 00:29:28,851 --> 00:29:31,481 GIRL: Condoms. They're free. 361 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:40,185 The sparkle in your eyes 362 00:29:40,362 --> 00:29:41,902 Keeps me alive 363 00:29:42,072 --> 00:29:44,492 You know, it's okay to loathe these people. 364 00:29:45,993 --> 00:29:47,493 Really? 365 00:29:48,620 --> 00:29:52,080 There is so much life in you. 366 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:57,708 And so much emotional larceny in these others. 367 00:30:00,507 --> 00:30:03,427 - I'm Andy. - I'm Linda. 368 00:30:03,927 --> 00:30:05,967 Emotional larceny? 369 00:30:06,138 --> 00:30:10,888 We talked about how passion didn't matter as much as comfort and stability. 370 00:30:11,059 --> 00:30:12,139 - That's bullshit. - No kidding. 371 00:30:12,311 --> 00:30:13,351 [DISH SHATTERS] 372 00:30:13,520 --> 00:30:15,560 - Sorry. - It's cool. 373 00:30:17,900 --> 00:30:22,070 We lived together for two years. We're still friends, but... 374 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,107 I did the same thing. 375 00:30:24,281 --> 00:30:26,911 One day, one of you goes for groceries and never comes back. 376 00:30:27,075 --> 00:30:28,115 I know. 377 00:30:28,285 --> 00:30:30,075 Everyone I know wants everything to be easy. 378 00:30:30,245 --> 00:30:31,405 I know. 379 00:30:32,039 --> 00:30:34,789 - Why did I have to meet you in a club? - I don't know. 380 00:30:34,958 --> 00:30:37,168 [JIMI HENDRIX'S "MAY THIS BE LOVE" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 381 00:30:37,836 --> 00:30:40,206 Oh, I love this song. 382 00:30:40,380 --> 00:30:43,630 Waterfall 383 00:30:43,800 --> 00:30:48,010 Nothing can harm me at all 384 00:30:48,555 --> 00:30:52,305 My worries seem so very small 385 00:30:52,976 --> 00:30:56,896 With my waterfall 386 00:30:59,983 --> 00:31:01,783 My clothes. 387 00:31:05,739 --> 00:31:06,819 - This is you? - Yeah. 388 00:31:06,990 --> 00:31:10,200 This gas-guzzling monster? The environmentalist? 389 00:31:10,369 --> 00:31:13,579 - I inherited it. - Not sure how I feel about that. 390 00:31:13,747 --> 00:31:15,457 [LINDA SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 391 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,585 So let's maybe do something this weekend or... 392 00:31:19,753 --> 00:31:22,633 - Okay. I'll call you. - Okay. Don't forget. 393 00:31:22,798 --> 00:31:24,088 I won't. 394 00:31:30,138 --> 00:31:31,218 [CHUCKLING] 395 00:31:31,390 --> 00:31:33,270 - Good night. - Good night. 396 00:31:44,611 --> 00:31:46,031 Good night. 397 00:31:47,322 --> 00:31:48,362 Good night. 398 00:31:53,996 --> 00:31:56,246 Listen, next time, why don't you, um... 399 00:31:57,708 --> 00:31:59,998 ...park underground? 400 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:06,673 I should go. 401 00:32:10,512 --> 00:32:11,932 [DOOR CLOSES] 402 00:32:12,097 --> 00:32:14,807 [LINDA HUMMING] 403 00:32:20,105 --> 00:32:22,105 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY ON TV] 404 00:32:29,448 --> 00:32:31,368 [SIGHS] 405 00:32:35,203 --> 00:32:38,123 MAN [ON TV]: One lucky shopper who gets a 60-second supermarket sweep. 406 00:32:38,290 --> 00:32:40,830 Grab whatever you can. Keep whatever you want. 407 00:32:41,001 --> 00:32:44,751 It's all yours free, only at Shop for Less. 408 00:32:44,963 --> 00:32:46,593 [DOORBELL BUZZING] 409 00:32:49,635 --> 00:32:52,005 [FOOTSTEPS] 410 00:32:57,434 --> 00:32:59,234 STEVE: Hi. 411 00:33:02,898 --> 00:33:07,398 Uh, I was just nowhere near your neighborhood... 412 00:33:24,961 --> 00:33:30,471 ALARM VOICE: Burglar, burglar, burglar, burglar, burglar, burg... 413 00:33:50,195 --> 00:33:51,695 LINDA: Oh! Shh. 414 00:33:51,863 --> 00:33:52,993 Neighbors. 415 00:33:53,156 --> 00:33:54,196 [PHONE RINGS] 416 00:33:55,617 --> 00:33:57,907 ANDY [OVER SPEAKER]: It's Andy. Just calling to make sure you're okay. 417 00:33:58,120 --> 00:34:01,540 - She's okay. ANDY: I was thinking about the conversation. 418 00:34:01,707 --> 00:34:04,577 I think you should trust this guy, although he's putting on moves... 419 00:34:04,751 --> 00:34:07,921 ...passive-aggressively speaking. I'm a guy. I know these things. 420 00:34:08,088 --> 00:34:11,048 I don't like that I know them, but I know. 421 00:34:11,216 --> 00:34:16,006 I think that you can trust him, but be careful. 422 00:34:16,179 --> 00:34:18,679 If he doesn't treat you right, I'll kick his ass. 423 00:34:20,434 --> 00:34:23,104 ANNOUNCER [ON TV]: Starring Fred MacMurray. 424 00:34:23,270 --> 00:34:25,980 [ANDY SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER SPEAKER] 425 00:34:26,148 --> 00:34:30,778 Can you wait? Just a little longer. Okay? 426 00:34:30,944 --> 00:34:34,784 - Whenever, whenever. - You're amazing. 427 00:34:35,574 --> 00:34:39,244 I feel like I'm being pulled inside you. 428 00:34:39,453 --> 00:34:42,083 - We're being too loud. - Huh? 429 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:48,380 What are you thinking right now? 430 00:34:48,545 --> 00:34:50,415 [HEART THUMPING] 431 00:34:50,881 --> 00:34:54,181 I play good, hard-nosed basketball. 432 00:34:54,342 --> 00:34:57,722 Things happen throughout the course of the game. Nothing you can do. 433 00:34:57,888 --> 00:35:00,848 I don't go out to look to say, "I'm gonna beat this guy up." 434 00:35:01,349 --> 00:35:04,889 - Anything else, X? - Yes. Steve, don't come yet. 435 00:35:21,870 --> 00:35:27,330 JANET: God, I'm in love with my neighbor. Why don't you call me, Cliff? 436 00:35:30,212 --> 00:35:34,722 Mm, what can I eat? I'm tired of starving myself for this guy. 437 00:35:35,342 --> 00:35:37,842 Salad. I'll have a salad. 438 00:35:42,974 --> 00:35:45,184 If I call him, that's being desperate. 439 00:35:46,019 --> 00:35:51,149 He's late or he forgot. I refuse to call him to remind him he forgot. 440 00:35:51,316 --> 00:35:54,986 If he shows up, I'll listen, but no way do I call him. 441 00:35:56,696 --> 00:35:59,946 Of course, men do like to be called. 442 00:36:00,826 --> 00:36:05,536 I'll call him in 10 minutes. That will be one hour, and that is officially very late. 443 00:36:09,626 --> 00:36:11,836 He is officially very late. 444 00:36:15,757 --> 00:36:19,547 If I make this basket, that's fate telling me to call him. 445 00:36:20,846 --> 00:36:22,676 Two out of three. 446 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:32,225 Wait. Did no basket mean call him or don't call him? 447 00:36:35,694 --> 00:36:37,114 [BUSY SIGNAL] 448 00:36:37,279 --> 00:36:40,359 Busy. That's a sign. That's fate saying don't call. 449 00:36:40,532 --> 00:36:45,202 Forget it. I am not desperate. I have many people to spend a Saturday with. 450 00:36:46,746 --> 00:36:50,246 - Quit getting involved with neighbors. - That broke us up? 451 00:36:50,417 --> 00:36:53,037 - We're better as friends. - Absolutely. 452 00:36:53,211 --> 00:36:57,341 The thing about Cliff is, he has all this fierce integrity. 453 00:36:57,507 --> 00:36:59,677 - I know. - Except when it comes to women. 454 00:36:59,843 --> 00:37:02,683 He likes these club-type women... 455 00:37:02,846 --> 00:37:05,846 ...these huge, hourglass, Amazon women. 456 00:37:06,933 --> 00:37:09,773 It's great you're together, but you've got to protect yourself. 457 00:37:12,355 --> 00:37:14,145 So I'm not an Amazon woman? 458 00:37:17,444 --> 00:37:19,904 You're from the High Plains, Janet. 459 00:37:24,367 --> 00:37:25,407 JANET: Hm... 460 00:37:26,036 --> 00:37:28,076 I'm so glad I live here. 461 00:37:48,350 --> 00:37:51,980 - Are my breasts too small for you? - No. 462 00:37:53,730 --> 00:37:55,480 God. 463 00:38:03,865 --> 00:38:08,075 Because, I mean, I look around, and all I see are these... 464 00:38:08,244 --> 00:38:13,544 ...posters and billboards and magazines and TV shows... 465 00:38:13,708 --> 00:38:16,498 ...all with these women with huge breasts. 466 00:38:16,670 --> 00:38:19,710 I guess I just... I guess I just wanted to ask. 467 00:38:19,881 --> 00:38:23,431 Is that what men really want? Is that what you want? 468 00:38:23,593 --> 00:38:24,643 You know? 469 00:38:25,136 --> 00:38:27,966 Don't lie because when you do, your eye twitches, and I know it anyway. 470 00:38:29,474 --> 00:38:31,524 [EXHALES] 471 00:38:35,313 --> 00:38:37,773 Okay, ask me. 472 00:38:39,734 --> 00:38:42,404 Are my breasts too small for you? 473 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,410 Sometimes. 474 00:38:51,579 --> 00:38:54,789 [SINGING] When I get married, I'm gonna change my reins 475 00:38:54,958 --> 00:38:57,248 - [SINGING] A-ha - I'm trading in my bridal 476 00:38:57,460 --> 00:38:59,250 For a wedding band 477 00:38:59,421 --> 00:39:02,881 She's gonna hang up her spurs Raise some little cockleburs 478 00:39:03,049 --> 00:39:06,049 And settle down around the Rio Grande 479 00:39:06,261 --> 00:39:10,431 Like any straight-shootin' Hard-ridin', law-abidin' 480 00:39:10,765 --> 00:39:12,425 Have you had implants before? 481 00:39:14,185 --> 00:39:16,225 What do you think? 482 00:39:17,272 --> 00:39:18,692 NURSE: No. 483 00:39:19,357 --> 00:39:24,607 Yes. Well, you take a couple of days and make up your mind. 484 00:39:24,779 --> 00:39:28,029 We skew the size specifically to what you want... 485 00:39:28,199 --> 00:39:30,829 ...by graph. Right. 486 00:39:30,994 --> 00:39:32,954 Well, what's painful? 487 00:39:33,663 --> 00:39:37,833 It can be mildly painful, and certainly safety is on everybody's mind... 488 00:39:38,001 --> 00:39:40,041 ...mine in particular. 489 00:39:40,503 --> 00:39:45,883 Right. Okay, you take a couple of days and think about it. 490 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,642 All right. Bye-bye. 491 00:39:49,679 --> 00:39:52,349 - Hi. - Hi. 492 00:39:52,766 --> 00:39:56,226 Heard you on the phone. I'm in. I don't need a couple of days. 493 00:39:58,396 --> 00:40:02,066 DR. JAMISON: How about that? 494 00:40:04,152 --> 00:40:05,532 JANET: Hm. 495 00:40:08,615 --> 00:40:10,115 DR. JAMISON: Uh... 496 00:40:10,325 --> 00:40:16,115 Maybe for your frame, something a little less hourglass. 497 00:40:17,040 --> 00:40:21,750 If you're going to have the operation, you know, have the operation. 498 00:40:22,087 --> 00:40:24,087 Yeah. 499 00:40:25,965 --> 00:40:30,295 - Whoa. Do you jog? - A little. 500 00:40:30,470 --> 00:40:34,180 See, maybe, here. 501 00:40:36,059 --> 00:40:39,559 - Split the difference? - Split the difference. 502 00:40:39,729 --> 00:40:41,439 [COMPUTER BEEPING] 503 00:40:42,690 --> 00:40:46,940 [CITIZEN DICK'S "TOUCH ME I'M DICK" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 504 00:40:47,821 --> 00:40:50,861 'Cause I'm stuck by myself 505 00:40:52,242 --> 00:40:54,702 Touch me I'm dick 506 00:40:57,539 --> 00:41:00,039 [DIALING NUMBER] 507 00:41:04,254 --> 00:41:08,474 Hi, it's me. I'm tired of doing the right thing. 508 00:41:08,675 --> 00:41:11,135 I'm tired of waiting for you to call me. 509 00:41:11,553 --> 00:41:12,803 Um... 510 00:41:12,971 --> 00:41:17,851 I'm on the bed right now, wearing something really outrageous. 511 00:41:18,226 --> 00:41:20,516 I've got no underwear on. 512 00:41:20,937 --> 00:41:21,977 [SIGHS] 513 00:41:22,188 --> 00:41:26,358 I need to be touched. I'm burning for you, Cliff. 514 00:41:27,402 --> 00:41:30,362 I think you've got the wrong number, lady, but I'll be right over. 515 00:41:31,573 --> 00:41:32,953 [GROANS] 516 00:41:40,582 --> 00:41:43,632 - This guy plays no games. - That's great. 517 00:41:43,793 --> 00:41:44,843 Yeah. 518 00:41:45,003 --> 00:41:48,633 - I've got to play this one perfectly. - Go with it. 519 00:41:48,798 --> 00:41:52,258 - What do your instincts tell you to do? - Not to listen to you guys. 520 00:41:52,427 --> 00:41:55,597 - There you go. - She doesn't want you tugging at her bra strap. 521 00:41:55,763 --> 00:42:00,483 She wants mystery, drama, excitement. I know women. 522 00:42:00,810 --> 00:42:05,020 I don't want drama or excitement. I just want to trust him. 523 00:42:05,190 --> 00:42:09,280 - Should I trust him? - Yeah. 524 00:42:09,444 --> 00:42:12,914 - Not all guys are like Luiz. - You're right. 525 00:42:14,073 --> 00:42:16,993 You're right. Steve is different. 526 00:42:17,452 --> 00:42:21,662 Steve, just follow your instincts. Don't treat this like casual sex. 527 00:42:21,831 --> 00:42:26,291 Casual sex doesn't even exist anymore. It's lethal. It's over. 528 00:42:32,133 --> 00:42:34,133 What are you thinking? 529 00:42:34,302 --> 00:42:38,012 If I had a conversation with God, I would ask him to create this girl. 530 00:42:40,058 --> 00:42:42,308 - My chest hurts. - Uh-oh. 531 00:42:42,518 --> 00:42:46,648 - You didn't, like, leave a note? - No, I left my blue T-shirt by mistake. 532 00:42:46,856 --> 00:42:49,936 JANET: There are no mistakes. STEVE: What? 533 00:42:50,151 --> 00:42:52,361 What does that...? What does that mean? Give me the phone. 534 00:42:52,946 --> 00:42:58,776 Ahem. I'm going to call my new semi-girlfriend. 535 00:42:58,993 --> 00:43:01,503 You're gonna scare her off. 536 00:43:01,955 --> 00:43:04,615 She's beautiful. Anyone would call her. 537 00:43:04,874 --> 00:43:08,594 - Distinguish yourself by not calling. - Yep. 538 00:43:08,920 --> 00:43:13,800 - P.S., that's how you get her. - No. Bailey, you don't understand. 539 00:43:14,008 --> 00:43:16,388 Am I the only one that remembers your last three girlfriends? 540 00:43:16,552 --> 00:43:18,302 [PHONE CLICKS THEN DIAL TONE] 541 00:43:20,848 --> 00:43:22,348 You're right. 542 00:43:24,686 --> 00:43:26,646 I gotta let this one breathe. 543 00:43:28,731 --> 00:43:33,691 MAN: You're concerned about dioxins. Let me give you Greenpeace's number. 544 00:43:33,861 --> 00:43:35,991 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 545 00:43:39,117 --> 00:43:41,987 - So how'd it go? - I got the boat. 546 00:43:42,495 --> 00:43:45,405 - The trip to Alaska's set. - Oh, great, Linda. 547 00:43:45,665 --> 00:43:48,415 - That is great. - Yeah. 548 00:43:49,627 --> 00:43:56,007 - Oh, Steve on two. - Four days he waits to call me. 549 00:43:56,551 --> 00:43:58,931 So, what do I tell him? 550 00:43:59,137 --> 00:44:02,217 - Tell him I went out for groceries. - Okay. 551 00:44:03,766 --> 00:44:06,016 She went out for groceries. 552 00:44:06,269 --> 00:44:08,689 Uh-huh. Bye-bye. 553 00:44:09,772 --> 00:44:11,692 He's coming right over. 554 00:44:12,650 --> 00:44:14,860 - What do you mean, nothing? - Nothing is wrong. 555 00:44:15,320 --> 00:44:18,410 Really. Thanks. 556 00:44:18,573 --> 00:44:21,073 - I thought we connected. - This is a small office. 557 00:44:21,326 --> 00:44:24,656 - Is this because I didn't call? - I don't remember. Did you call? 558 00:44:24,829 --> 00:44:28,419 I don't know why you're being like this. I like you. It was cool meeting you. 559 00:44:28,583 --> 00:44:30,673 I'll call you, or you call me. 560 00:44:39,093 --> 00:44:45,103 - I'm sorry if I blew it by not calling. - You don't owe me anything. 561 00:44:45,266 --> 00:44:48,436 - Is this about your old boyfriend who calls? - Andy doesn't call. 562 00:44:48,895 --> 00:44:50,645 - Probably has a ponytail, right? - No. 563 00:44:50,813 --> 00:44:54,613 - Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man. - He is not Mr. Sensitive Ponytail Man. 564 00:44:59,489 --> 00:45:04,449 - You're scared of getting close to me. - You don't know me well enough. 565 00:45:04,619 --> 00:45:06,749 - I think I do. - No, you don't. 566 00:45:09,707 --> 00:45:12,037 Look, let's not play games. 567 00:45:12,251 --> 00:45:14,961 Games? If I was playing games, I would have waited a week to call. 568 00:45:19,258 --> 00:45:22,338 - What I mean is... - I've gotta work, Steve. 569 00:45:22,678 --> 00:45:26,518 - Linda? I left my blue T-shirt at... - Bye, Steve. 570 00:45:30,561 --> 00:45:32,561 [EXHALES] 571 00:45:34,357 --> 00:45:35,767 [LINDA SIGHS] 572 00:45:36,567 --> 00:45:41,107 LINDA: Why? Why do you talk such a good game? 573 00:45:41,948 --> 00:45:48,368 You talk about things that matter, that get me excited, that get me hot. 574 00:45:50,206 --> 00:45:56,206 But it's like you're lobotomized. Why can't I just protect myself? 575 00:45:56,421 --> 00:46:00,381 Why can't I just be a buddy? 576 00:46:01,592 --> 00:46:06,182 Glad I caught this one in time. I can't leave myself open. 577 00:46:06,431 --> 00:46:08,641 It's better to be the dumper than the dumpee. 578 00:46:09,225 --> 00:46:11,975 DEBBIE: Mom. Mom. Yeah. 579 00:46:12,311 --> 00:46:17,191 Listen, Mom, if he invited you to Hawaii, yes, he wants something. 580 00:46:17,442 --> 00:46:22,402 And who cares? Dad's been gone for two years. Uh-huh. 581 00:46:24,031 --> 00:46:26,201 Listen. Listen, Mom! 582 00:46:26,451 --> 00:46:31,201 I'm having a bad sugar crash. Do you think you could hold it down? 583 00:46:31,372 --> 00:46:36,212 Wait, Mom. Rinse your dishes before you put them in the dishwasher. 584 00:46:36,669 --> 00:46:38,089 I rinsed them, Debbie. 585 00:46:38,463 --> 00:46:41,843 You have to rinse off all the food or it gets all over. 586 00:46:42,550 --> 00:46:46,850 I found this big, little chunky thing on my glass. No biggie. 587 00:46:47,013 --> 00:46:52,023 So. Yeah, wish me luck on my video for Expect the Best. Uh-huh. 588 00:46:56,689 --> 00:46:59,149 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 589 00:47:01,068 --> 00:47:02,238 Hi. 590 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:06,073 - This is for Expect the Best, right? - Yeah. I brought clippings. 591 00:47:06,240 --> 00:47:08,410 - Possible looks for my video. - Mm. 592 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:12,826 Here we have the Edie Sedgwick. You know? 593 00:47:13,498 --> 00:47:14,538 Oh. 594 00:47:14,749 --> 00:47:17,499 Pseudo Brigitte Bardot. 595 00:47:18,085 --> 00:47:23,465 Or we jet on over to Spain for the depressed millionairess. 596 00:47:25,510 --> 00:47:26,590 Mm-hm. 597 00:47:26,802 --> 00:47:30,562 And I love these earrings that nobody loves but me. 598 00:47:31,432 --> 00:47:33,102 Truth? 599 00:47:33,726 --> 00:47:35,596 Truth. 600 00:47:39,106 --> 00:47:44,106 I will create your new look. I will have men dying at your feet. 601 00:47:44,779 --> 00:47:48,199 Ten bucks extra, and Brian will shoot your video. 602 00:47:52,286 --> 00:47:53,946 Twenty. 603 00:47:54,664 --> 00:47:58,214 Ahem. He doesn't even know me. 604 00:47:58,626 --> 00:48:00,416 Debbie... 605 00:48:00,753 --> 00:48:03,513 ...he is only like the next Martin Scor-ceese. 606 00:48:05,007 --> 00:48:09,757 Okay. Okay, I'm in your hands. 607 00:48:09,929 --> 00:48:12,349 [SUSPENSEFUL MUSIC PLAYS] 608 00:48:18,646 --> 00:48:20,396 [GASPS THEN SCREAMS] 609 00:48:20,606 --> 00:48:22,396 DEBBIE: I am Debbie Hunt. 610 00:48:23,150 --> 00:48:26,650 If you want to see how I look, rewind and freeze-frame. 611 00:48:27,363 --> 00:48:30,823 But I am not about looks. 612 00:48:37,206 --> 00:48:38,456 Hi. 613 00:48:38,791 --> 00:48:42,461 I crave responsibility, respectability and love. 614 00:48:42,795 --> 00:48:48,295 My goals are serenity and knowledge and men who can understand me. 615 00:48:48,926 --> 00:48:51,426 Oh, no druggies, please. 616 00:48:51,887 --> 00:48:56,347 I'm fairly intense, and I'm an advertising exec... 617 00:48:56,517 --> 00:49:01,727 ...at KRWE-TV. That's me. 618 00:49:02,231 --> 00:49:07,241 Come to where the flavor is. Come to Debbie country. 619 00:49:10,156 --> 00:49:12,276 [CHEERING] 620 00:49:17,580 --> 00:49:19,250 Yeah. 621 00:49:21,500 --> 00:49:24,090 "Debbie country." It's funny. 622 00:49:31,719 --> 00:49:34,389 EDDIE: "Doghouse" as an encore? STONE: Should be six songs. 623 00:49:34,555 --> 00:49:37,595 - They want me to come out. - They are just our friends. 624 00:49:37,808 --> 00:49:41,848 - "Doghouse" as an encore. - You can't start out with that. 625 00:49:42,021 --> 00:49:44,611 STONE: Why make them clap so we come out again? 626 00:49:44,774 --> 00:49:47,404 - You don't get it. - I agree with Cliff. 627 00:49:47,568 --> 00:49:51,488 - Hey, a review of our record. - Whoa, read it out loud. 628 00:49:51,947 --> 00:49:54,407 "When the shirtless Cliff starts to sing..." 629 00:49:54,575 --> 00:49:58,495 Wait a minute, man. I don't want to hear anything negative. 630 00:50:00,122 --> 00:50:02,172 Go on. 631 00:50:03,125 --> 00:50:04,785 [SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 632 00:50:24,230 --> 00:50:27,270 "Other than that he was ably backed by Stone and Jeff... 633 00:50:27,441 --> 00:50:30,151 ...and drummer Eddie Vedder." That's good. That's a good review. 634 00:50:32,154 --> 00:50:36,204 - A compliment for us is a compliment for you. - No, man. 635 00:50:36,867 --> 00:50:39,577 This negative energy just makes me stronger. 636 00:50:40,621 --> 00:50:44,171 We will not retreat. This band is unstoppable. 637 00:50:44,417 --> 00:50:47,877 This weekend, we rock Portland. 638 00:50:49,088 --> 00:50:50,128 Yeah! 639 00:50:50,297 --> 00:50:51,757 [LAUGHING AND CHATTERING] 640 00:50:51,924 --> 00:50:54,094 [CHATTERING] 641 00:50:55,386 --> 00:50:58,756 STEVE: Okay, I know you're in love, but are you sure you want to do this? 642 00:50:59,014 --> 00:51:01,774 JANET: Yep. My mind is made up. 643 00:51:02,935 --> 00:51:04,765 Want to read a magazine? 644 00:51:05,479 --> 00:51:08,019 Thanks for doing this with me, Steve. 645 00:51:09,024 --> 00:51:10,614 I didn't want you to go alone. 646 00:51:22,246 --> 00:51:25,746 Tell me, from a girl's point of view, what do you want from a guy? 647 00:51:27,126 --> 00:51:31,496 Well, when I first moved out here from Tucson... 648 00:51:31,756 --> 00:51:34,796 ...I wanted a guy with... 649 00:51:35,050 --> 00:51:39,510 ...looks, security, caring. 650 00:51:39,764 --> 00:51:41,894 Someone with their own place. 651 00:51:42,600 --> 00:51:47,310 Someone who said, "bless you" or "gesundheit" when I sneezed. 652 00:51:47,480 --> 00:51:51,520 Someone who liked the same things as me, but not exactly. 653 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:52,936 And someone who loves me. 654 00:51:55,488 --> 00:51:59,028 - Tall order. - Yeah, I scaled it down a little. 655 00:51:59,241 --> 00:52:00,951 What is it now? 656 00:52:02,077 --> 00:52:06,537 Someone who says, "gesundheit" when I sneeze, although I prefer "bless you." 657 00:52:06,791 --> 00:52:08,461 It's nicer. 658 00:52:08,709 --> 00:52:12,459 - Janet, sorry you had to wait. JANET: Dr. Jamison. 659 00:52:12,922 --> 00:52:14,842 This is my friend, Steve. 660 00:52:15,090 --> 00:52:18,260 - Doctor. - Hi, Steve. Come on in. 661 00:52:18,469 --> 00:52:20,849 Hey, last chance. 662 00:52:26,310 --> 00:52:27,980 Here we go. 663 00:52:28,896 --> 00:52:32,606 I'm going to say something that I haven't said... 664 00:52:32,775 --> 00:52:35,525 ...in three years of being an HMO. 665 00:52:37,196 --> 00:52:40,906 I will perform the operation, but I don't think you need it. 666 00:52:42,117 --> 00:52:43,907 I think you're perfect. 667 00:52:44,119 --> 00:52:49,999 If your boyfriend doesn't appreciate you the way you are, then you have to ask: 668 00:52:50,167 --> 00:52:54,457 "Are you his Miss Right, or are you his Miss Maybe?" 669 00:52:56,006 --> 00:52:57,416 Wow. 670 00:52:57,967 --> 00:53:00,217 What's that mean, "wow"? 671 00:53:00,886 --> 00:53:03,756 - Did my check bounce? - No. 672 00:53:04,807 --> 00:53:06,387 Janet... 673 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:09,390 ...I really have a feeling about you. 674 00:53:12,940 --> 00:53:16,690 Thanks, but I love my boyfriend. 675 00:53:17,069 --> 00:53:18,439 Okay. 676 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:24,584 - I still feel good about what I said. - Oh, no, you should. It's good. 677 00:53:28,205 --> 00:53:31,245 - Can I say something to you? - Sure. 678 00:53:31,458 --> 00:53:34,958 Your face wants a different part, your hair. 679 00:53:35,212 --> 00:53:38,592 - My hair? - Yeah. 680 00:53:41,051 --> 00:53:42,091 [DR. JAMISON CHUCKLES] 681 00:53:42,261 --> 00:53:43,721 Yeah, there you go. 682 00:53:43,929 --> 00:53:46,099 Mm. Now you look vaguely rocking. 683 00:53:46,307 --> 00:53:49,097 You are a happening guy, you know? 684 00:53:49,310 --> 00:53:52,060 You're Dr. Jamison. 685 00:53:52,313 --> 00:53:58,483 You've got nice eyes, and you've got those great trustworthy eyebrows... 686 00:53:58,694 --> 00:54:03,034 ...and you're a surgeon, man. Many, many babes are into that. 687 00:54:03,240 --> 00:54:05,070 Yeah. 688 00:54:05,326 --> 00:54:07,616 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 689 00:54:07,828 --> 00:54:12,868 No, really. Listen, I have friends who would love you. 690 00:54:13,125 --> 00:54:15,585 See, I don't know how to have fun. 691 00:54:15,836 --> 00:54:20,206 I'm 33 years old, and I don't know how to have fun. 692 00:54:26,180 --> 00:54:29,390 There. Now was that fun or what? 693 00:54:30,851 --> 00:54:33,021 Yeah, that was fun. 694 00:54:46,533 --> 00:54:50,833 - Doc. - Yeah, I know, the operation. 695 00:54:56,543 --> 00:54:59,593 I want Cliff to like me the way I am. 696 00:55:03,300 --> 00:55:04,340 Thanks. 697 00:55:08,639 --> 00:55:13,429 MAN [ON TV]: A few days later, she leaves the hive. Now she's ready to mate. 698 00:55:14,895 --> 00:55:19,015 High in the sky, the only male bees, the drones... 699 00:55:19,274 --> 00:55:22,784 - So Portland, maybe it wasn't our city. - Shh. 700 00:55:23,028 --> 00:55:26,448 - Man, where are the anthems of our youth? - Shh. 701 00:55:27,574 --> 00:55:30,164 What happened to music that meant something? 702 00:55:30,327 --> 00:55:33,997 The Who at the Kingdome or Kiss at the Coliseum. 703 00:55:34,164 --> 00:55:40,804 Where is the "Misty Mountain Hop"? Where is the "Iron Man" of today? 704 00:55:41,588 --> 00:55:45,468 - We're not going out tonight, are we? - Look at this. 705 00:55:45,634 --> 00:55:51,604 These bands are like well-designed bottles of bleach. It's beer and lifestyle music. 706 00:55:52,725 --> 00:55:56,975 It's like the next world war's gonna be sponsored by... 707 00:55:57,229 --> 00:55:59,479 ...I don't know, I mean, what? 708 00:56:01,400 --> 00:56:03,440 We could just take a bath. 709 00:56:03,610 --> 00:56:09,030 Just remember one thing, we are loved in Belgium and in Italy. 710 00:56:09,241 --> 00:56:12,701 MAN [ON TV]: The yellowjacket wasp has come looking for food. 711 00:56:13,287 --> 00:56:15,787 The alarm is sounded. 712 00:56:15,956 --> 00:56:18,116 [DRAMATIC MUSIC PLAYS ON TV] 713 00:56:18,292 --> 00:56:19,582 [SNEEZES] 714 00:56:20,502 --> 00:56:23,632 MAN [ON TV]: They pour into the European hives. 715 00:56:23,797 --> 00:56:24,837 [SNEEZES] 716 00:56:25,007 --> 00:56:29,587 Hey, babe, don't get me sick. I'm playing this weekend. 717 00:56:29,762 --> 00:56:32,222 [BEES BUZZING ON TV] 718 00:56:33,807 --> 00:56:37,637 JANET: Wait a minute. What am I doing? 719 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:43,645 I don't have to be here. I... I could just break up with him. 720 00:56:45,694 --> 00:56:46,744 [SIGHS] 721 00:56:46,945 --> 00:56:50,235 [PAUL WESTERBERG'S "WAITING FOR SOMEBODY" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 722 00:56:50,407 --> 00:56:56,037 JANET: I've always been able to do this. Break up and never look back. 723 00:56:59,124 --> 00:57:04,504 Being alone, there's a certain dignity to it. 724 00:57:30,155 --> 00:57:32,365 [DIALING NUMBER] 725 00:57:40,207 --> 00:57:41,497 Hi! 726 00:57:41,667 --> 00:57:45,997 Hi. Did I overreact? 727 00:57:47,881 --> 00:57:49,221 Do you know who this is? 728 00:57:52,094 --> 00:57:54,644 [INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE] 729 00:58:19,580 --> 00:58:22,870 LINDA: We spent a couple of great weeks together. 730 00:58:25,085 --> 00:58:30,505 But whenever things are at their best, I start waiting for them to fall apart. 731 00:58:30,674 --> 00:58:36,054 I can't figure out if I do it to myself or if life does it for me. 732 00:58:37,055 --> 00:58:41,725 - I'm a little late this month, that's all. STEVE: Well, how...? How late? 733 00:58:44,855 --> 00:58:47,855 - Late. - Mm-hm, mm-hm. 734 00:59:01,914 --> 00:59:04,834 [SCANNER BEEPING] 735 00:59:05,042 --> 00:59:07,672 - Steve Dunne. - Yeah. 736 00:59:07,878 --> 00:59:10,248 - Doug Hughley. Mr. Deegan's class. - Doug, hi. 737 00:59:10,422 --> 00:59:14,722 - What is up? How you doing, man? - Great, man. 738 00:59:14,927 --> 00:59:17,967 You know how much homework I missed because of you? 739 00:59:18,180 --> 00:59:22,520 I loved your radio show. That was the best. Thanks, man. 740 00:59:22,726 --> 00:59:27,226 We're throwing down tonight on Aloha Street. It's gonna be insane. 741 00:59:27,397 --> 00:59:30,187 - Would you do a little wheels of steel? - Oh, no. 742 00:59:30,442 --> 00:59:31,982 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 743 00:59:32,194 --> 00:59:35,574 You're the only man I know who can mix Elvis Costello and Public Enemy. 744 00:59:35,739 --> 00:59:38,119 What's so funny about...? Peace, peace, peace 745 00:59:38,283 --> 00:59:40,163 Love and under... Peace, peace, peace 746 00:59:40,327 --> 00:59:43,197 What does a brother understand...? Peace, peace 747 00:59:43,372 --> 00:59:44,712 [IMITATES TURNTABLES SCRATCHING] 748 00:59:44,873 --> 00:59:46,043 Peace, understand, peace, peace 749 00:59:46,208 --> 00:59:47,418 [IMITATES TURNTABLES SCRATCHING] 750 00:59:47,584 --> 00:59:50,384 You're the best, man! You are the king. You are the king. 751 00:59:51,088 --> 00:59:53,758 You gotta be there, man. You must be there! 752 00:59:55,759 --> 00:59:57,049 Of course, you may be busy. 753 00:59:59,346 --> 01:00:01,426 [SCREAMING TREES' "NEARLY LOST YOU" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 754 01:00:01,598 --> 01:00:04,888 Ten minutes, then we pour X into B. If it's blue... 755 01:00:05,102 --> 01:00:08,402 - Then we have a big talk. - Yeah. Heh. 756 01:00:09,231 --> 01:00:13,401 I nearly lost you there 757 01:00:14,319 --> 01:00:16,489 - I have some time right now. - Then let's talk right now. 758 01:00:16,655 --> 01:00:18,695 - Okay. - Okay. 759 01:00:18,865 --> 01:00:22,535 - My body knows it's gonna be blue. - It's not gonna be blue. 760 01:00:22,703 --> 01:00:24,913 - It is not gonna be blue. - You're right. 761 01:00:25,080 --> 01:00:26,710 I'm probably sterile. It runs in my family. 762 01:00:26,915 --> 01:00:29,375 Really? Oh. 763 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,498 [LINDA CHUCKLES] 764 01:00:31,920 --> 01:00:36,170 - Do you know where my other shoes are? - No, maybe they're by the door. 765 01:00:37,968 --> 01:00:39,588 - That would be wild. - What? 766 01:00:39,803 --> 01:00:41,803 Having a kid. 767 01:00:43,974 --> 01:00:47,604 - If you were pregnant. - If I were pregnant, which I'm not. 768 01:00:47,769 --> 01:00:50,729 And I wouldn't expect you to deal with it anyway. 769 01:00:52,607 --> 01:00:55,527 Well, I'd be with you. We'd deal with it. 770 01:00:59,573 --> 01:01:01,823 To friendship. 771 01:01:09,291 --> 01:01:12,461 - That's bluish, right? - It's fairly blue. 772 01:01:12,711 --> 01:01:15,301 - Well... - Put it against something blue. 773 01:01:15,547 --> 01:01:18,547 - Oh, yeah. Yeah. - Uh... 774 01:01:18,717 --> 01:01:21,547 Well, wait. Let's try and put it against something white. 775 01:01:21,720 --> 01:01:23,800 - Oh. - White. 776 01:01:29,436 --> 01:01:32,726 - What are you gonna do today? - Meet the deputy mayor. 777 01:01:32,898 --> 01:01:38,648 - Sets up the thing with the real mayor. - I have stuff to do. Do... Or call you... 778 01:01:38,904 --> 01:01:40,244 - Okay. - Bye. 779 01:01:40,489 --> 01:01:42,909 LINDA: Bye. STEVE: Bye. 780 01:01:46,453 --> 01:01:48,043 STEVE: Finally... - Interesting. 781 01:01:48,288 --> 01:01:54,338 ...if we get the single car driver on the supertrain, we can change the city. 782 01:01:54,503 --> 01:01:56,843 It's all in the proposal. 783 01:02:03,095 --> 01:02:07,305 Well, flirts with brilliance. Wish it were up to me. 784 01:02:07,516 --> 01:02:09,766 Let me get you 15 minutes with the mayor. 785 01:02:12,187 --> 01:02:13,267 Thank you. 786 01:02:14,481 --> 01:02:19,651 Basically, that's kind of what we're all about, give or take a little. 787 01:02:19,903 --> 01:02:25,323 I'd like to kind of leave it up to you. Figure out what you'd like to do. 788 01:02:25,534 --> 01:02:30,544 I think that will be great. Yeah. You've explained it really well. 789 01:02:31,623 --> 01:02:36,133 DEBBIE: All right, these are the men who want me. 790 01:02:36,545 --> 01:02:40,875 But I'm more than just a good body. Feelings, man. 791 01:02:41,091 --> 01:02:45,511 I have a lot of tender feelings waiting for the right woman. 792 01:02:45,762 --> 01:02:49,932 It's hard to get it across when you look like this. 793 01:02:50,142 --> 01:02:55,272 My name is Spiro. I'm an artist. My painting is displayed behind me. 794 01:02:55,522 --> 01:03:00,732 I'm a very meticulous person in appearance and also very precise. 795 01:03:00,944 --> 01:03:04,034 If two people really believe in each other... 796 01:03:04,197 --> 01:03:07,987 ...that love can go around the world and through their souls. 797 01:03:08,201 --> 01:03:10,291 But love is very delicate. 798 01:03:10,495 --> 01:03:14,825 In fact, if you're both not very careful and nurturing, that love can: 799 01:03:15,041 --> 01:03:18,251 I'm looking for a woman who is unpredictable. 800 01:03:18,503 --> 01:03:23,053 Someone who is complex. Someone who is willing to experiment. 801 01:03:23,467 --> 01:03:26,337 I like the way the world looks from a bicycle. 802 01:03:26,511 --> 01:03:31,521 I'm looking for someone who feels the same way I do about a bicycle. 803 01:03:31,725 --> 01:03:35,385 Am I too intense? I can be intensely laid-back too. 804 01:03:35,604 --> 01:03:40,944 I am very, very, very lonely. 805 01:03:41,234 --> 01:03:42,784 [ROCK MUSIC PLAYS ON TV] 806 01:03:47,240 --> 01:03:50,990 - Who? - Definitely the bicycle guy. 807 01:03:52,078 --> 01:03:53,908 The bicycle guy. 808 01:03:54,164 --> 01:03:56,294 He's like your soul mate. 809 01:03:57,459 --> 01:03:59,039 Guy with the bicycle. 810 01:04:17,812 --> 01:04:19,562 Nice outfit. 811 01:04:20,732 --> 01:04:23,482 - Is he late? - Yeah. 812 01:04:23,735 --> 01:04:28,065 - Yeah, but I expect the best. - Yeah. 813 01:04:28,323 --> 01:04:33,293 Why did you pick this Sea Merchant? The First Avenue one is happening. 814 01:04:33,453 --> 01:04:36,583 - There's another Sea Merchant? - Yeah, the new one. 815 01:04:36,957 --> 01:04:38,417 Oh, no. 816 01:04:39,584 --> 01:04:42,384 BIKER 1: On your right! BIKER 2: On your right! 817 01:04:42,629 --> 01:04:46,469 BIKER 3: On your right! BIKER 4: On your right! 818 01:05:01,231 --> 01:05:04,481 Excuse me, was there a Jamie looking for a Debbie Hunt? 819 01:05:05,193 --> 01:05:07,493 Yes, and he left you a message: 820 01:05:07,696 --> 01:05:10,906 "I got your address from Expect the Best. I'll meet you at your house." 821 01:05:11,074 --> 01:05:15,204 - Great. - He was hot. Tsss. 822 01:05:26,798 --> 01:05:30,928 DEBBIE: Desperation, it's the world's worst cologne. 823 01:05:33,388 --> 01:05:35,508 - Out of salt. - You are good at that. 824 01:05:35,682 --> 01:05:37,982 - This is the key to popcorn. - Is it? 825 01:05:38,143 --> 01:05:41,103 - Swirl with the bowl. - Good, put the bowl down. 826 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:43,061 - Let's make some more. PAM: You want more? 827 01:05:43,231 --> 01:05:44,271 JAMIE: Ow. Ow. 828 01:05:44,441 --> 01:05:46,361 Are you okay? I'm sorry. 829 01:05:51,573 --> 01:05:54,373 [PAM AND JAMIE SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 830 01:05:58,038 --> 01:06:00,868 - More popcorn. - Stop, stop, stop. 831 01:06:01,041 --> 01:06:03,251 - What, what, what? - Stop, stop, stop. 832 01:06:03,418 --> 01:06:05,498 PAM: Want more? JAMIE: How does this work? 833 01:06:05,670 --> 01:06:09,050 - Um, do you want butter? - Do I want butter? 834 01:06:09,215 --> 01:06:10,465 - Hi. DEBBIE: Hi. 835 01:06:10,634 --> 01:06:12,514 - Debbie. - Jamie. 836 01:06:12,719 --> 01:06:17,599 - Wow, you represent well in real life. - Thanks a lot. So do you. 837 01:06:17,807 --> 01:06:19,057 Thank you. 838 01:06:19,225 --> 01:06:22,595 When I missed you, I just buzzed down. 839 01:06:22,854 --> 01:06:25,904 Look who I ran into, Pammy from U-Dub. 840 01:06:26,107 --> 01:06:28,817 - Pamela. I'm Pamela. - Oh, you're Pamela. 841 01:06:29,027 --> 01:06:33,527 Pamela, did you see that package out on the porch for you? 842 01:06:34,032 --> 01:06:39,042 - No, Jamie and I, we're making popcorn. - We're making popcorn with Kermit. 843 01:06:39,412 --> 01:06:43,212 I would love to show you this package on the porch. 844 01:06:43,416 --> 01:06:46,746 - Just for a second. - Okay. All right. 845 01:06:47,003 --> 01:06:48,253 Okay. 846 01:06:48,421 --> 01:06:49,711 Sure. 847 01:06:53,009 --> 01:06:56,759 - We always said separate lives, Pam. - It's no biggie, all right? 848 01:06:56,930 --> 01:07:00,270 - It's a major biggie! - Look, I knew him first. 849 01:07:00,475 --> 01:07:04,185 I guess that gives you the right to bone him in my kitchen. 850 01:07:04,938 --> 01:07:08,268 PAM: If I wanted that guy, I wouldn't need a video date. 851 01:07:08,942 --> 01:07:12,242 You'd wait for me to meet him and then make popcorn! 852 01:07:12,904 --> 01:07:17,704 - I will make popcorn with whomever I want. - You've made popcorn with half the city! 853 01:07:17,867 --> 01:07:20,787 At least I don't have to chase the popcorn. 854 01:07:23,206 --> 01:07:26,746 I don't think we should take this vacation together. 855 01:07:26,918 --> 01:07:30,958 Remember how you told me to tell you when you're being plastic? You're being plastic. 856 01:07:31,214 --> 01:07:33,304 This is so unfair. 857 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:36,180 - How much do you want for him? - Two hundred dollars. 858 01:07:36,845 --> 01:07:39,095 PAM: Outrageous. DEBBIE: That's what I paid. 859 01:07:39,305 --> 01:07:40,715 - Seventy-five. - One-fifty. 860 01:07:40,932 --> 01:07:42,932 Eighty, and I'll do the dishes all month. 861 01:07:43,101 --> 01:07:44,141 - Deal. PAM: Deal. 862 01:07:44,310 --> 01:07:46,230 DEBBIE: Fine. PAM: Fine. 863 01:07:52,986 --> 01:07:54,816 - We need to talk. - I think we do. 864 01:07:54,988 --> 01:07:56,698 There's something I need to say. 865 01:07:56,865 --> 01:07:57,905 - You want out. - Let's get married. 866 01:07:58,074 --> 01:07:59,704 - What? - What? 867 01:08:00,452 --> 01:08:03,412 Everyone's together for the wrong reasons... 868 01:08:03,580 --> 01:08:07,880 ...or they bail out. This is life telling us something. 869 01:08:08,126 --> 01:08:09,536 - Oh, God. - What? 870 01:08:09,753 --> 01:08:12,503 Don't make me remember this chilidog forever. 871 01:08:12,672 --> 01:08:16,262 Remember it. Make that a historic chilidog. 872 01:08:17,635 --> 01:08:20,255 Take your time. Think about it. 873 01:08:20,972 --> 01:08:26,602 You don't even have to use words, just take a bite if the answer is yes. 874 01:08:31,316 --> 01:08:33,436 LINDA: I want to be logical. STEVE: Okay. 875 01:08:33,610 --> 01:08:36,280 LINDA: Say we're married, it's a year from now, we have the kid... 876 01:08:36,529 --> 01:08:41,489 ...will we be anything like we are now? It's like the great unknown. 877 01:08:41,659 --> 01:08:46,119 I've got work. I've got that coastal trip to Alaska, and you've got your thing. 878 01:08:46,289 --> 01:08:51,539 I want to be logical. I think I can love you and still be logical. 879 01:08:51,711 --> 01:08:54,551 What? What is that look? 880 01:08:56,132 --> 01:08:59,722 Someone who really cares about you, it must scare you to death. 881 01:09:02,597 --> 01:09:03,967 Forget logic. 882 01:09:06,768 --> 01:09:08,598 What's in your heart? 883 01:09:11,564 --> 01:09:13,694 I want to do it. 884 01:09:15,026 --> 01:09:18,446 - This is life telling us something. - So that's a yes? 885 01:09:18,613 --> 01:09:20,203 Yes. 886 01:09:23,159 --> 01:09:26,619 - You're gonna feel good about this. - Oh, really? 887 01:09:26,955 --> 01:09:33,455 Mom, I wanna get out! Mom, can't we get out? 888 01:09:33,878 --> 01:09:37,378 - Did we make the right decision? - I don't know. 889 01:09:37,549 --> 01:09:40,129 GIRL: Please, Mom! 890 01:09:40,343 --> 01:09:41,393 - Yes. - Yes. 891 01:09:41,594 --> 01:09:42,644 - Yes. - Yes. 892 01:09:44,973 --> 01:09:47,183 Xavier McDaniel almost made the All-Star team. 893 01:09:47,392 --> 01:09:50,142 - Why does he pick a fight with every player? - Like? 894 01:09:50,353 --> 01:09:51,773 Like Charles Barkley. 895 01:09:52,730 --> 01:09:55,360 - That's a Bobby Van. - Who's Bobby Van? 896 01:09:55,775 --> 01:09:57,725 He was the host of Make Me Laugh. 897 01:09:57,902 --> 01:10:00,322 [LAUGHING] 898 01:10:02,699 --> 01:10:05,869 I never got to finish that chilidog, you know? 899 01:10:06,035 --> 01:10:07,785 That light's on yellow way too long. 900 01:10:19,215 --> 01:10:21,005 You okay? 901 01:10:23,011 --> 01:10:24,681 - You all right? - I'm okay. 902 01:10:24,929 --> 01:10:26,889 Huh? Are you all right? 903 01:10:27,140 --> 01:10:30,310 Are you all right? Let's get out. 904 01:10:30,476 --> 01:10:32,186 Come on, let's get out. 905 01:10:34,063 --> 01:10:35,233 LINDA: James. 906 01:10:35,398 --> 01:10:37,148 [WOMAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY OVER PA] 907 01:10:37,567 --> 01:10:38,937 James. 908 01:10:41,654 --> 01:10:45,164 - Who's James? - Uh, I don't know. 909 01:10:46,868 --> 01:10:48,658 Honey? 910 01:10:48,995 --> 01:10:54,575 James Worthy is a star. X is just a player. 911 01:10:55,418 --> 01:10:59,088 - Is this a conversation you had earlier? - Yes. 912 01:11:00,548 --> 01:11:02,168 NURSE: It's a good sign. 913 01:11:02,342 --> 01:11:05,682 - What? - Hey, hey. 914 01:11:05,929 --> 01:11:08,009 - Hey. - Hi. 915 01:11:08,181 --> 01:11:11,431 Hey. Hi. We had an accident, baby. You're in the hospital. 916 01:11:18,024 --> 01:11:21,614 I lost it, right? It's all over. 917 01:11:25,114 --> 01:11:29,834 If we can't make it through this, if you do not know you're not alone... 918 01:11:31,079 --> 01:11:34,249 - Linda? - I lost the baby. 919 01:11:34,415 --> 01:11:36,995 [LINDA SOBBING] 920 01:11:37,168 --> 01:11:38,748 STEVE: Will you look at me? 921 01:11:39,963 --> 01:11:41,843 [SIGHS] 922 01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:47,428 I was flunking high school, I was 45 pounds overweight, had a dead-end job. 923 01:11:47,637 --> 01:11:48,677 [DOOR CLOSES] 924 01:11:48,846 --> 01:11:52,556 I didn't feel good about myself. My future did not look very bright... 925 01:11:52,725 --> 01:11:53,765 - Hey. - Hi. 926 01:11:53,935 --> 01:11:58,145 - How are you doing today? - I'm better. I'm better. 927 01:11:59,315 --> 01:12:02,725 I think I've read every single magazine in the world. 928 01:12:02,902 --> 01:12:04,362 [LINDA CHUCKLES] 929 01:12:04,529 --> 01:12:08,409 - Did you go to work today? - No. It's been two weeks. 930 01:12:08,574 --> 01:12:10,954 I think they're going to fire me. 931 01:12:15,081 --> 01:12:19,131 - I need some time alone. - Alone? 932 01:12:19,293 --> 01:12:20,963 Yeah. 933 01:12:22,005 --> 01:12:26,125 I have a new emotion every five seconds. 934 01:12:26,551 --> 01:12:28,761 MAN [ON TV]: I know it can change your life. 935 01:12:29,971 --> 01:12:33,061 I'd like to share with you a poem I think is real special. 936 01:12:33,224 --> 01:12:36,184 I think I should take that research trip. 937 01:12:37,437 --> 01:12:43,027 I should just be out somewhere in the middle of the ocean, alone. 938 01:12:44,068 --> 01:12:46,738 I know I'm right about this. 939 01:12:47,196 --> 01:12:50,776 It's just a month. It's just work. 940 01:12:53,369 --> 01:12:54,949 LINDA: See you in a month! 941 01:12:56,539 --> 01:12:58,749 I'll miss you! 942 01:13:05,965 --> 01:13:09,375 Hey, Janet. Come here. I got a present for you. 943 01:13:10,344 --> 01:13:15,024 Give me another chance. One... Two minutes. Come on. 944 01:13:17,268 --> 01:13:20,848 - Hey. This'll be great. JANET: Oh. 945 01:13:21,022 --> 01:13:23,612 - You're gonna love me for this. - Mm. 946 01:13:29,572 --> 01:13:31,992 I installed your new stereo. 947 01:13:32,158 --> 01:13:36,078 Oh. Great. 948 01:13:38,873 --> 01:13:41,003 [CLIFF CHUCKLES] 949 01:13:45,213 --> 01:13:47,843 [TAD'S "JINX" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 950 01:13:53,596 --> 01:13:56,386 Yeah. Yeah. 951 01:13:56,557 --> 01:13:58,767 Out of your mind you are 952 01:13:59,936 --> 01:14:00,976 [VOLUME INCREASES] 953 01:14:01,145 --> 01:14:03,475 Can't find a way to get back in 954 01:14:03,648 --> 01:14:05,358 Yeah. 955 01:14:06,859 --> 01:14:09,279 Broken thinkin', broken mind 956 01:14:12,657 --> 01:14:14,407 [GLASS SHATTERING] 957 01:14:14,575 --> 01:14:16,535 [DISTORTION BUZZING] 958 01:14:17,745 --> 01:14:22,245 I'm a jinx, I'm a jinx Bad luck follows everywhere 959 01:14:22,416 --> 01:14:24,206 [VOLUME DECREASES] 960 01:14:25,795 --> 01:14:29,915 - I'll replace the windows. JANET: Thanks. 961 01:14:53,781 --> 01:14:58,541 STEVE: Work. Work has never been better. 962 01:15:00,580 --> 01:15:01,830 [SIGHS] 963 01:15:03,332 --> 01:15:05,172 I miss her. 964 01:15:10,214 --> 01:15:13,054 What are we going to say to each other when she gets back? 965 01:15:13,968 --> 01:15:15,138 [HORN HONKS] 966 01:15:19,640 --> 01:15:20,770 [MAN SPEAKING INDISTINCTLY] 967 01:15:29,567 --> 01:15:31,527 - Hi. STEVE: Hi. Welcome back. 968 01:15:31,694 --> 01:15:33,364 - You look great. - You too. 969 01:15:33,613 --> 01:15:35,863 How are you? How was it? 970 01:15:36,032 --> 01:15:37,702 - It was really good. - Yeah? 971 01:15:37,867 --> 01:15:39,117 Yeah, really good. 972 01:15:39,285 --> 01:15:42,575 - You want to go home? Out someplace? - Whatever. 973 01:15:42,747 --> 01:15:48,537 - Let me think of the place... - There's Costas, I guess, or whatever. 974 01:15:48,711 --> 01:15:53,551 - The 3-2-1? We could go... Costas is all right. - Yeah. I don't really care. 975 01:15:58,721 --> 01:16:04,851 Jesus. We both could sink from all the pressure in the air. 976 01:16:05,102 --> 01:16:06,482 I know. 977 01:16:06,646 --> 01:16:11,066 - I really got into my job again. - I did too. I've been working my ass off. 978 01:16:11,317 --> 01:16:15,647 I had the Coast Guard working for us. It was real exciting. 979 01:16:15,905 --> 01:16:17,655 That's great. 980 01:16:21,577 --> 01:16:24,247 We don't have to try and be what we were. 981 01:16:25,748 --> 01:16:28,578 Thanks. I've been thinking the same thing. 982 01:16:30,294 --> 01:16:31,924 [SIGHS] 983 01:16:33,422 --> 01:16:35,052 Great. 984 01:16:36,968 --> 01:16:38,638 Friends. 985 01:16:41,222 --> 01:16:44,432 Let's be the first people in history to say it and really mean it. 986 01:16:48,813 --> 01:16:51,153 How do you always say the perfect thing? 987 01:17:04,245 --> 01:17:10,875 STEVE: That obnoxious mime? He was right. Love disappears. 988 01:17:27,351 --> 01:17:29,561 [PLAYING "BIRTH RITUAL"] 989 01:17:31,397 --> 01:17:34,267 [SINGING] Lying like needles 990 01:17:34,442 --> 01:17:37,532 On forest earth 991 01:17:37,695 --> 01:17:40,155 Euphoric rush 992 01:17:40,865 --> 01:17:43,195 Trees bend to pray for us 993 01:17:43,909 --> 01:17:46,789 I'm sputtering 994 01:17:46,954 --> 01:17:50,084 Like cold machines 995 01:17:50,291 --> 01:17:53,541 Late for the birth 996 01:17:53,711 --> 01:17:55,841 Ritual! 997 01:17:56,839 --> 01:17:59,049 Ritual! 998 01:17:59,967 --> 01:18:02,717 Ritual! 999 01:18:02,970 --> 01:18:06,010 Come on, man! Let's go! 1000 01:18:06,182 --> 01:18:07,722 We got people out here! 1001 01:18:07,975 --> 01:18:11,635 STEVE: Hello. MAN: I gotta go piss, man! Let's go! 1002 01:18:11,812 --> 01:18:18,152 Linda. It's me. Uh, I had to call you. 1003 01:18:18,319 --> 01:18:21,909 It's about midnight. I was just having many beers... 1004 01:18:22,073 --> 01:18:24,573 ...and I wanted to say... 1005 01:18:25,701 --> 01:18:28,161 ...what I should have said at the dock. 1006 01:18:28,329 --> 01:18:34,459 I fucking chickened out. I lied when I acted casual, like Mr. Casual... 1007 01:18:34,627 --> 01:18:36,627 ...and I should have said it. 1008 01:18:37,963 --> 01:18:44,473 You belong with me! 1009 01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:48,005 We belong together and... 1010 01:18:48,265 --> 01:18:51,725 And what really pissed me off is that you thought... 1011 01:18:51,977 --> 01:18:55,017 ...I proposed only because you were pregnant. What's that about? 1012 01:18:55,272 --> 01:18:57,232 I've got to go piss! 1013 01:18:57,400 --> 01:19:01,150 - I've got to go... - Hey, this is not the bathroom! 1014 01:19:01,320 --> 01:19:06,320 And maybe if I'd said this at the dock, it would make a difference because... 1015 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:11,622 I think we made a big mistake, because we had good times and bad times... 1016 01:19:11,789 --> 01:19:13,619 ...but we had times. 1017 01:19:14,125 --> 01:19:17,415 And I would like to start over. 1018 01:19:17,586 --> 01:19:20,336 I would like to be new to you. 1019 01:19:20,506 --> 01:19:24,836 I wanna be new to you. I wanna be Mr. New... 1020 01:19:25,010 --> 01:19:29,140 ...so call me back if you want to, but this is the last time I'll call. 1021 01:19:31,016 --> 01:19:32,346 And... 1022 01:19:33,769 --> 01:19:39,689 And if you really needed to know how I really feel, that's how I feel. I love you. 1023 01:19:39,859 --> 01:19:43,569 And, uh, that's something you should know, so... 1024 01:19:51,495 --> 01:19:55,615 I won't bother you again, so good night and goodbye and... 1025 01:19:55,791 --> 01:20:00,421 ...I love you. Call me back. Goodbye. 1026 01:20:00,629 --> 01:20:03,009 [DIAL TONE] 1027 01:20:10,014 --> 01:20:11,974 [TAPE SQUEALING] 1028 01:20:16,270 --> 01:20:18,190 Ugh... 1029 01:20:19,732 --> 01:20:22,692 This thing just eats tapes. 1030 01:20:27,323 --> 01:20:30,163 [CHATTERING] 1031 01:20:33,913 --> 01:20:40,173 STEVE: We're talking about 900,000 to a million people by the time it's done. 1032 01:20:40,377 --> 01:20:46,087 Provide an environment safer and better than their cars. Why not, Mr. Mayor? 1033 01:20:46,258 --> 01:20:49,258 - So it's a train. - A supertrain. 1034 01:20:50,721 --> 01:20:53,561 I've been burned by this train business before. 1035 01:20:53,724 --> 01:20:57,484 - You people all seem to forget. - We can change this city. 1036 01:20:57,645 --> 01:20:59,935 People love their cars. 1037 01:21:01,982 --> 01:21:04,782 Yes. But, uh... 1038 01:21:04,944 --> 01:21:07,534 - But if you give them great... WOMAN: Coffee. 1039 01:21:07,696 --> 01:21:10,946 Coffee... And great music. If you... 1040 01:21:11,200 --> 01:21:14,790 I'll put it to you like this, and then I'll thank you for your time. 1041 01:21:14,954 --> 01:21:16,334 Mm-hm. 1042 01:21:16,997 --> 01:21:18,787 My answer is... 1043 01:21:19,917 --> 01:21:22,037 ...no. 1044 01:22:04,211 --> 01:22:05,711 Hi. May I help you? 1045 01:22:06,171 --> 01:22:11,591 One ticket to Cabo San Lucas through Los Angeles, first class, please. And, uh... 1046 01:22:14,972 --> 01:22:18,272 Could you seat me next to a single guy? 1047 01:22:21,395 --> 01:22:24,475 I think I'll put you in seat 3C. 1048 01:22:25,065 --> 01:22:27,185 Thank you. 1049 01:22:31,280 --> 01:22:34,410 Tell me everything there is to know about you. 1050 01:22:35,701 --> 01:22:38,291 I've got a special feeling about you. 1051 01:22:39,413 --> 01:22:42,923 Don't feel bad about her. I'll tell you what happened. 1052 01:22:43,083 --> 01:22:47,423 Kid talks her ear off the whole flight. His dad picks him up at the airport. 1053 01:22:47,630 --> 01:22:50,880 He's divorced. He meets Debbie. His first words are: 1054 01:22:51,216 --> 01:22:53,376 Look at those fantastic earrings. 1055 01:22:55,846 --> 01:23:01,096 CLIFF: And that's all it took. Debbie was in love. 1056 01:23:04,647 --> 01:23:05,977 She got back two weeks ago. 1057 01:23:06,148 --> 01:23:09,108 He sends her the big basket every day. Every third one... 1058 01:23:09,276 --> 01:23:13,526 ...she sends back, just to be mysterious. I don't know, games. 1059 01:23:14,281 --> 01:23:16,241 He wants her to move to Mexico... 1060 01:23:16,408 --> 01:23:20,408 ...and if she gets a job at the TV station down there, she's going. 1061 01:23:28,045 --> 01:23:30,455 Oh, thanks. 1062 01:23:34,635 --> 01:23:40,305 Tomorrow, I gotta sneak in there and spell her name in rose petals. Do you believe this job? 1063 01:23:51,402 --> 01:23:53,992 [CAR ENGINE STARTS] 1064 01:24:09,294 --> 01:24:14,014 LINDA: Hm. It's so easy to fall back into old patterns. 1065 01:24:14,174 --> 01:24:17,394 Back with Andy. One week and we're already like... 1066 01:24:17,553 --> 01:24:22,313 ...one of those old couples who sit around in Denny's and don't speak. 1067 01:24:23,600 --> 01:24:25,310 What am I doing? 1068 01:24:25,477 --> 01:24:27,807 Why did I chicken out? 1069 01:24:30,983 --> 01:24:32,403 Do you have the? 1070 01:24:35,362 --> 01:24:36,652 Thanks. 1071 01:24:38,699 --> 01:24:44,829 No, this is good. Being with Andy is like being alone. Together. 1072 01:24:45,998 --> 01:24:48,458 At least I'm not out there dating. 1073 01:24:49,293 --> 01:24:53,423 - Love you. - Love you too. 1074 01:24:53,589 --> 01:24:56,669 [JOHN COLTRANE'S "BLUE TRAIN" PLAYS OVER SPEAKERS] 1075 01:26:01,031 --> 01:26:03,571 - What? - Hi. 1076 01:26:03,826 --> 01:26:04,866 Hey. 1077 01:26:13,544 --> 01:26:16,924 Hey. I was worried about you. 1078 01:26:17,881 --> 01:26:22,641 I'm fine. I am great! Been working. I read half of Exodus. 1079 01:26:22,886 --> 01:26:26,006 Steve, I think you're going through a phase. 1080 01:26:26,181 --> 01:26:29,231 Do you realize, Janet, that in modern society... 1081 01:26:29,393 --> 01:26:33,103 ...there is almost no need to leave the house? 1082 01:26:34,815 --> 01:26:37,225 - At all. - Steve, you're wigging. 1083 01:26:38,819 --> 01:26:41,949 I'm not wigging. What, you think I'm wigging? 1084 01:26:43,115 --> 01:26:44,365 [CHUCKLES] 1085 01:26:45,367 --> 01:26:50,867 This is hang time. I'm just, uh... I'm just regrouping. 1086 01:26:51,039 --> 01:26:54,629 I'm spending some time with myself, getting stronger. 1087 01:26:54,877 --> 01:26:58,747 Thinking about... Regrouping. I'm thinking about... 1088 01:26:58,922 --> 01:27:04,092 ...how I listened to my instincts and they were wrong. The opposite of right. 1089 01:27:06,346 --> 01:27:09,766 Well, I just wanted to bring you your mail. 1090 01:27:12,019 --> 01:27:16,519 And maybe this isn't the right time to share this with you... 1091 01:27:16,690 --> 01:27:19,230 ...but things do turn around, Steve. 1092 01:27:19,401 --> 01:27:23,241 I mean, I don't even think about Cliff anymore. 1093 01:27:23,697 --> 01:27:26,157 I'm having the best time ever, on my terms. 1094 01:27:26,325 --> 01:27:29,405 You know what else? I'm going back to school. 1095 01:27:29,661 --> 01:27:31,371 - Really? - Yeah. Heh-heh. 1096 01:27:32,039 --> 01:27:35,289 Paid off my loan. Got all my architecture classes. My first project... 1097 01:27:35,459 --> 01:27:38,919 ...is to redesign the fountain so we can sit in it. 1098 01:27:39,171 --> 01:27:42,171 - That's good news. - It is. 1099 01:27:45,677 --> 01:27:50,307 People need people, Steve. It's got nothing to do with sex. 1100 01:27:51,475 --> 01:27:56,095 Maybe 40 percent. Sixty percent. Forget it. 1101 01:27:56,521 --> 01:27:58,191 Forget it. 1102 01:27:58,440 --> 01:28:00,070 Tell you what. 1103 01:28:01,360 --> 01:28:03,820 If I have any kind of news of any kind... 1104 01:28:03,987 --> 01:28:08,407 ...something good and nice that I want to share with you or something... 1105 01:28:08,575 --> 01:28:12,825 - Uh-huh. - I will knock four times, okay? 1106 01:28:12,996 --> 01:28:17,036 It's gonna be our secret code. 1107 01:28:18,293 --> 01:28:20,843 - How? - Okay? What? 1108 01:28:21,004 --> 01:28:22,134 - How? - How what? 1109 01:28:22,297 --> 01:28:23,967 How will you knock? 1110 01:28:24,508 --> 01:28:25,878 Oh. 1111 01:28:28,553 --> 01:28:30,393 Like that. 1112 01:28:32,516 --> 01:28:34,056 Okay. 1113 01:28:36,311 --> 01:28:40,021 Take care of yourself, Steve. Please. 1114 01:28:54,246 --> 01:28:55,746 [CHUCKLES] 1115 01:28:57,708 --> 01:29:01,128 In a parallel universe, we're probably a scorching couple. 1116 01:29:03,505 --> 01:29:06,715 But in this one, neighbors. 1117 01:29:26,820 --> 01:29:29,160 [CHATTERING] 1118 01:29:38,540 --> 01:29:40,670 - Hi. - Hi. 1119 01:29:40,834 --> 01:29:43,844 You get my message last night? Because I called. 1120 01:29:44,004 --> 01:29:45,054 I know. 1121 01:29:46,006 --> 01:29:48,546 You know, I didn't appreciate you, even though I thought I did. 1122 01:29:52,888 --> 01:29:54,508 I... 1123 01:29:55,891 --> 01:30:01,651 I used to live out by the airport, underneath the flight patterns. 1124 01:30:01,813 --> 01:30:05,983 It was really noisy with the planes going by all day. 1125 01:30:06,151 --> 01:30:10,701 I used to have cookouts, and no one would come because of the noise. 1126 01:30:11,114 --> 01:30:15,124 I got used to it. And then, when I moved... 1127 01:30:15,285 --> 01:30:18,325 ...I missed the noise. I missed those planes. 1128 01:30:21,583 --> 01:30:25,673 - Cliff, what are you talking about? - I don't know. 1129 01:30:27,464 --> 01:30:32,514 I miss you. The way you used to look at me... 1130 01:30:32,761 --> 01:30:36,891 - Cliff, don't. I'm finally over you. - Really? 1131 01:30:37,140 --> 01:30:43,020 Yeah. Heh-heh. I mean, you know, I still really do like you, you know? 1132 01:30:43,647 --> 01:30:45,817 I think you're very... 1133 01:30:47,025 --> 01:30:48,565 What? 1134 01:30:49,277 --> 01:30:50,317 Entertaining. 1135 01:30:51,738 --> 01:30:53,858 [BEEPING] 1136 01:30:54,574 --> 01:30:56,914 That's me. I gotta go. My break's over. 1137 01:30:58,578 --> 01:31:00,868 Janet, you rock my world. 1138 01:31:20,767 --> 01:31:22,387 [DISH SHATTERS] 1139 01:31:49,796 --> 01:31:50,956 [SIGHS] 1140 01:31:53,592 --> 01:31:55,512 [TAPE REWINDING] 1141 01:31:55,969 --> 01:32:00,759 CLIFF [SINGING ON MACHINE]: I'm walking down the avenue 1142 01:32:00,932 --> 01:32:02,772 Ho-hoo-ho 1143 01:32:04,311 --> 01:32:08,561 And I'm looking at the garbage cans 1144 01:32:08,732 --> 01:32:12,072 Hoo-hoo-hoo Ho-ho-ho 1145 01:32:13,486 --> 01:32:18,236 I'm laughing at the people I see 1146 01:32:18,950 --> 01:32:25,080 Something like that. I'm playing with the lyrics. It's not set in stone. Anyway, I'm working on it. 1147 01:32:25,248 --> 01:32:28,878 But give me a call. I don't know what you're doing tonight... 1148 01:32:29,044 --> 01:32:31,554 ...but give me a call, huh? 1149 01:32:34,925 --> 01:32:38,755 STEVE: Talk to me, talk to me. Forty résumés, bring me back something. 1150 01:32:39,221 --> 01:32:40,891 Here we go. 1151 01:32:43,892 --> 01:32:46,142 [SIGHS] 1152 01:32:54,027 --> 01:32:55,947 [FOUR KNOCKS ON DOOR] 1153 01:33:03,161 --> 01:33:05,331 Hi. 1154 01:33:05,497 --> 01:33:08,417 I was just nowhere near your neighborhood. 1155 01:33:13,380 --> 01:33:17,090 I don't need to be your girlfriend. I just want to know you again. 1156 01:33:20,553 --> 01:33:22,183 What took you so long? 1157 01:33:24,557 --> 01:33:26,137 I was stuck in traffic. 1158 01:34:18,695 --> 01:34:22,695 Well, that's the way it happens around here. Steve's moving out tomorrow. 1159 01:34:22,866 --> 01:34:25,116 They're finding a place, and I'm happy for them. 1160 01:34:25,285 --> 01:34:27,905 MOVER: Coming down. Look out. - No problem. 1161 01:34:29,372 --> 01:34:35,172 I may live here forever. That's fine. Not everybody needs to be with someone. 1162 01:34:35,337 --> 01:34:38,837 I don't know, for a lot of people, living alone is a nasty hang. 1163 01:34:39,007 --> 01:34:43,967 Not for me. My music is all the juice I'll need. 1164 01:34:44,137 --> 01:34:48,267 I'm a self-contained unit. I'm a solo artist. 1165 01:34:49,476 --> 01:34:52,226 Well, I better get going. I'm going out tonight. 1166 01:34:57,901 --> 01:34:59,361 [ELEVATOR BELL DINGS] 1167 01:35:01,071 --> 01:35:04,241 - Hey. - Hey. Going out? 1168 01:35:04,407 --> 01:35:07,867 - Yep. You? - Yeah. 1169 01:35:08,745 --> 01:35:13,955 That's a very nice hat, and I don't mean that in an Eddie Haskell kind of way. 1170 01:35:14,959 --> 01:35:16,499 Thanks. 1171 01:35:19,422 --> 01:35:20,962 [SNEEZES] 1172 01:35:21,424 --> 01:35:23,974 - Bless you. - Thank you. 1173 01:35:44,739 --> 01:35:46,909 CLIFF: Does everybody go through this? 1174 01:35:47,075 --> 01:35:49,575 JANET: No, I think just us. 1175 01:35:50,412 --> 01:35:52,122 WOMAN 1: I'm going to be celibate forever. 1176 01:35:52,288 --> 01:35:54,618 MAN 1: I could spend my life with that person. 1177 01:35:54,791 --> 01:35:57,251 WOMAN 2: She's a girl in a car. All you see is her head. 1178 01:35:57,419 --> 01:35:58,669 MAN 1: I know my type. 1179 01:35:58,837 --> 01:36:02,167 WOMAN 3: Met someone new today. MAN 2: She's more my type than yours. 1180 01:36:02,340 --> 01:36:06,340 MAN 3: You always say they're your type. WOMAN 4: You should try living alone. 1181 01:36:06,511 --> 01:36:09,971 MAN 4: I can't sleep when I'm alone. MAN 5: It took her two dates. 1182 01:36:10,140 --> 01:36:12,810 WOMAN 5: I just thought I'd call, from hell. 1183 01:36:12,976 --> 01:36:17,186 MAN 6: You said that I said... WOMAN 6: I don't play games. 1184 01:36:17,355 --> 01:36:19,475 MAN 7: Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! 1185 01:36:19,649 --> 01:36:22,109 WOMAN 7: I can't believe I feel this way! 1186 01:39:08,026 --> 01:39:10,026 [English - US - SDH]