1 00:00:02,350 --> 00:00:06,919 - ♪ MTV ♪ 2 00:00:07,007 --> 00:00:09,183 [both chuckling] 3 00:00:09,270 --> 00:00:12,142 [bluesy rock music] 4 00:00:12,229 --> 00:00:19,106 ♪ ♪ 5 00:00:24,937 --> 00:00:27,897 - I'm gonna head to the barber to get my ears lowered, 6 00:00:27,984 --> 00:00:31,422 so I need you boys to sign for a couple two packages 7 00:00:31,509 --> 00:00:34,077 I got comin' from the Amazon. 8 00:00:34,164 --> 00:00:36,688 - [chuckles] Package. 9 00:00:36,775 --> 00:00:38,864 [both chuckling] 10 00:00:38,951 --> 00:00:40,910 - They're a birthday present for Marcie 11 00:00:40,997 --> 00:00:42,607 and my new hearing aid. 12 00:00:42,694 --> 00:00:44,870 That one's real important now 13 00:00:44,957 --> 00:00:47,656 because I can't hear nothing without it. 14 00:00:47,743 --> 00:00:52,008 - Uh, did you hear me when I called you a butthole? 15 00:00:52,095 --> 00:00:53,575 - Well, you're welcome. 16 00:00:53,662 --> 00:00:56,665 I knew I could count on you. 17 00:00:56,752 --> 00:00:59,363 - [laughs] 18 00:01:11,810 --> 00:01:13,682 What are we supposed to do with these things again? 19 00:01:13,769 --> 00:01:15,292 - Uh... 20 00:01:15,379 --> 00:01:18,078 maybe we'll remember if we open 'em. 21 00:01:23,866 --> 00:01:25,650 - [grunts] 22 00:01:25,737 --> 00:01:28,305 It's, like, some kind of earbud that sucks. 23 00:01:28,392 --> 00:01:30,133 - Let's throw them in the garbage. 24 00:01:30,220 --> 00:01:31,395 - It's the least we can do. 25 00:01:31,482 --> 00:01:34,355 - Just gonna open this here. 26 00:01:36,357 --> 00:01:38,446 Whoa. Look, Beavis. 27 00:01:38,533 --> 00:01:41,275 - Yeah, yeah. It's amazing. 28 00:01:41,362 --> 00:01:43,407 Let's break it. [chuckles] 29 00:01:43,494 --> 00:01:44,669 Yeah, break it. 30 00:01:44,756 --> 00:01:46,628 There'll be glass everywhere. 31 00:01:46,715 --> 00:01:48,499 - Beavis, wait. - Huh? 32 00:01:48,586 --> 00:01:50,719 - Yes, we could smash this crystal thingy 33 00:01:50,806 --> 00:01:51,981 in the street, 34 00:01:52,068 --> 00:01:53,722 and yes, it would be cool, 35 00:01:53,809 --> 00:01:57,117 but we can do better than that, and we must. 36 00:01:57,204 --> 00:01:59,467 Let's throw it off the roof. 37 00:01:59,554 --> 00:02:02,296 [both laugh] - Yeah. Yeah. 38 00:02:08,128 --> 00:02:10,652 - Jesus Christ of the Lord God on high, 39 00:02:10,739 --> 00:02:12,306 thank you for making me Post Malone. 40 00:02:12,393 --> 00:02:14,221 [chuckles] 41 00:02:14,308 --> 00:02:17,354 - Thank you for making me rich and have lots of chicks too. 42 00:02:17,441 --> 00:02:19,095 [chuckling] Amen. 43 00:02:19,182 --> 00:02:20,749 [chuckling] 44 00:02:20,836 --> 00:02:26,363 ♪ ♪ 45 00:02:26,450 --> 00:02:30,324 Whoa, oh, he doesn't have any armor on his schlong. 46 00:02:30,411 --> 00:02:34,850 It's just wide open, and his testes too. 47 00:02:34,937 --> 00:02:37,113 - Boy, he just doesn't care about his wiener. 48 00:02:37,200 --> 00:02:38,332 [chuckling] 49 00:02:38,419 --> 00:02:40,899 - Yeah, yeah, an evil rises in Mordor, 50 00:02:40,986 --> 00:02:44,207 but Post Malone shall not wear any armor on his schlong! 51 00:02:44,294 --> 00:02:47,079 - ♪ Even when I tried ♪ 52 00:02:47,167 --> 00:02:48,168 ♪ ♪ 53 00:02:48,255 --> 00:02:50,387 ♪ You don't believe it ♪ 54 00:02:50,474 --> 00:02:53,216 - Oh, check it out, Butt-Head, she doesn't have a mouth. 55 00:02:53,303 --> 00:02:56,306 - [chuckles] Yeah. 56 00:02:56,393 --> 00:02:57,786 He finally found a chick 57 00:02:57,873 --> 00:03:00,745 who can't tell him his music sucks. 58 00:03:00,832 --> 00:03:02,921 - Shut up, Butt-Head. I kind of like it. 59 00:03:03,008 --> 00:03:05,750 He's just kind of lazy. [chuckles] 60 00:03:05,837 --> 00:03:09,145 [humming melody] 61 00:03:09,232 --> 00:03:10,842 ♪ I don't believe it ♪ 62 00:03:10,929 --> 00:03:12,844 ♪ ♪ 63 00:03:12,931 --> 00:03:14,455 - Yeah, he looks lazy. - Yeah, that's cool. 64 00:03:14,542 --> 00:03:16,152 [chuckles] 65 00:03:16,239 --> 00:03:17,980 - ♪ So I don't take the blame ♪ 66 00:03:18,067 --> 00:03:20,330 - Is he chewing tobacco? [chuckles] 67 00:03:20,417 --> 00:03:22,419 - No, he's got, like, a bunch of tattoos 68 00:03:22,506 --> 00:03:23,768 on the inside of his mouth, 69 00:03:23,855 --> 00:03:25,857 and they make his cheeks all puffy. 70 00:03:25,944 --> 00:03:27,816 [chuckles] - Yeah, he looks cool. 71 00:03:27,903 --> 00:03:31,385 [chuckles] - Whoa. 72 00:03:31,472 --> 00:03:35,693 She grew her on noose so she could kill herself 73 00:03:35,780 --> 00:03:37,913 'cause he sucks. - Shut up, Butt-Head. 74 00:03:38,000 --> 00:03:40,045 [chuckles] This kicks ass. 75 00:03:40,132 --> 00:03:42,613 [chuckles] - Well, the noose didn't work. 76 00:03:42,700 --> 00:03:43,614 I guess I'd better drown myself. 77 00:03:43,701 --> 00:03:45,573 - Shut up, Butt-Head. 78 00:03:45,660 --> 00:03:48,358 She just needs to go wash her hair for Post Malone, 79 00:03:48,445 --> 00:03:50,795 you know, 'cause people keep stepping on it. 80 00:03:50,882 --> 00:03:52,319 ♪ ♪ 81 00:03:56,018 --> 00:03:59,761 - Come on, butthole. Hurry up. 82 00:03:59,848 --> 00:04:01,589 - I don't know, Butt-Head. 83 00:04:01,676 --> 00:04:04,026 I'm kind of afraid of heights. 84 00:04:04,113 --> 00:04:06,158 - Quit being such a wuss, Beavis. 85 00:04:06,246 --> 00:04:08,030 Come on. [chuckles] 86 00:04:08,117 --> 00:04:10,206 - Okay. 87 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:13,035 [laughs] Don't look down. 88 00:04:13,122 --> 00:04:14,645 Don't look down. 89 00:04:14,732 --> 00:04:17,387 Whoa. Whoa, that's a long ways. 90 00:04:17,474 --> 00:04:20,085 - Hurry the hell up, buttwipe. 91 00:04:20,172 --> 00:04:22,784 - [grunting] 92 00:04:22,871 --> 00:04:24,786 [panting] 93 00:04:24,873 --> 00:04:27,789 Oh, boy. 94 00:04:27,876 --> 00:04:30,748 - Uh, where's the bowl? 95 00:04:30,835 --> 00:04:33,664 - Um, it was, like, too hard to climb 96 00:04:33,751 --> 00:04:35,405 and bring it up here at the same time, 97 00:04:35,492 --> 00:04:37,799 so I decided to climb first 98 00:04:37,886 --> 00:04:39,279 and then bring it up here. 99 00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:40,976 You know what I'm saying? - Damn it, Beavis. 100 00:04:41,063 --> 00:04:43,326 The bowl was the whole reason I came up here. 101 00:04:43,413 --> 00:04:45,763 Now get down there and get it. 102 00:04:45,850 --> 00:04:47,287 - I don't know, Butt-Head. 103 00:04:47,374 --> 00:04:48,070 It's kind of scary to try-- 104 00:04:48,157 --> 00:04:49,985 Aah! 105 00:04:54,294 --> 00:04:56,644 - Uh, hmm. 106 00:04:58,994 --> 00:05:00,865 - How are we gonna get down, Butt-Head? 107 00:05:00,952 --> 00:05:02,302 [both laugh] 108 00:05:02,389 --> 00:05:04,391 - Get down. [laughs] 109 00:05:04,478 --> 00:05:05,609 - Oh, boy. [both chuckle] 110 00:05:10,179 --> 00:05:11,963 - Uh, someone's gotta put the ladder back up, 111 00:05:12,050 --> 00:05:15,750 so, Beavis, you're gonna have to jump off the roof. 112 00:05:15,837 --> 00:05:17,969 [laughs] 113 00:05:18,056 --> 00:05:20,145 - I don't know, Butt-Head. 114 00:05:20,232 --> 00:05:22,017 We're kind of really far off the ground. 115 00:05:22,104 --> 00:05:24,846 - Uh, I don't care. 116 00:05:24,933 --> 00:05:26,500 - Maybe you could jump. 117 00:05:28,719 --> 00:05:30,634 - Okay, I've got an idea, Beavis. 118 00:05:30,721 --> 00:05:32,723 If you take, like, a running start, 119 00:05:32,810 --> 00:05:35,204 you can jump into that tree and climb down. 120 00:05:35,291 --> 00:05:37,119 - That looks kind of far though. 121 00:05:37,206 --> 00:05:39,034 - You can do it, Beavis. 122 00:05:39,121 --> 00:05:41,079 I believe in you. [laughs] 123 00:05:41,166 --> 00:05:43,343 So hurry up, nutsack. 124 00:05:48,957 --> 00:05:52,090 - Uh, well, I'm--oh, boy. 125 00:05:52,177 --> 00:05:54,223 I guess I could give it a try. 126 00:05:54,310 --> 00:05:56,399 I don't know, Butt-Head. 127 00:05:56,486 --> 00:05:59,446 - Run as fast as you can, Beavis. 128 00:05:59,533 --> 00:06:01,404 - Okay, here goes. [laughs] 129 00:06:01,491 --> 00:06:04,276 Don't look down. [chuckles] 130 00:06:04,364 --> 00:06:06,409 Aah! 131 00:06:06,496 --> 00:06:08,019 Butt-Head, help! 132 00:06:08,106 --> 00:06:10,979 - Uh, help you jump down? 133 00:06:11,066 --> 00:06:13,285 - No. No, no! 134 00:06:13,373 --> 00:06:16,245 [grunts] No, no! 135 00:06:16,332 --> 00:06:18,465 Aah! I don't wanna fall! 136 00:06:18,552 --> 00:06:19,553 Ow! That hurt. - Grow up, Beavis. 137 00:06:19,640 --> 00:06:20,728 - Aah! No! 138 00:06:20,815 --> 00:06:23,034 - Everything isn't always about you. 139 00:06:23,121 --> 00:06:25,907 - Aah! Ow. 140 00:06:25,994 --> 00:06:27,778 [groans] Ow. 141 00:06:27,865 --> 00:06:29,171 It's okay. It's okay. 142 00:06:29,258 --> 00:06:31,042 I'm all right. 143 00:06:31,129 --> 00:06:33,044 I don't wanna be late for kindergarten. 144 00:06:33,131 --> 00:06:34,872 Circle time sucks. 145 00:06:34,959 --> 00:06:37,135 [chuckles] Whoa. 146 00:06:37,222 --> 00:06:39,311 Whoa, that's a cool bowl. 147 00:06:39,399 --> 00:06:41,052 Never seen anything like that before. 148 00:06:41,139 --> 00:06:43,315 Wow. I'll be damned. 149 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:44,795 - Get the ladder, Beavis. 150 00:06:44,882 --> 00:06:47,711 - Oh, hey. Who are you? 151 00:06:47,798 --> 00:06:50,279 - I'm Butt-Head, assface. 152 00:06:50,366 --> 00:06:53,369 - Um, which one of those is your name 153 00:06:53,456 --> 00:06:56,285 and which one is what you're calling me? 154 00:06:56,372 --> 00:06:59,593 - Just get the ladder, dumbass. 155 00:06:59,680 --> 00:07:01,333 - What's a ladder? 156 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,988 - It's that thing over there that's a ladder. 157 00:07:04,075 --> 00:07:05,381 - Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah. 158 00:07:05,468 --> 00:07:07,514 Thanks, assface. 159 00:07:07,601 --> 00:07:09,820 Yeah, here it is. Yeah. 160 00:07:09,907 --> 00:07:12,301 - Now put it against the house so I can climb down. 161 00:07:12,388 --> 00:07:15,478 - Okay. Okay, here we go, yeah. 162 00:07:15,565 --> 00:07:16,871 [grunts] 163 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:18,568 [glass shatters] 164 00:07:18,655 --> 00:07:19,613 [ladder clangs] 165 00:07:19,700 --> 00:07:22,964 - Finally, butthole. 166 00:07:23,051 --> 00:07:24,531 - Oh, hey, assface. 167 00:07:24,618 --> 00:07:25,793 [laughs] How's it going? 168 00:07:25,880 --> 00:07:28,535 - You dumbass. What are you doing up here? 169 00:07:28,622 --> 00:07:30,667 - I climbed up this thing. 170 00:07:30,754 --> 00:07:33,409 It's called a ladder. [chuckles] 171 00:07:33,496 --> 00:07:36,586 Wait a second. It was just there. 172 00:07:36,673 --> 00:07:40,503 - Uh... [laughs] 173 00:07:43,463 --> 00:07:45,334 - [sighs] Dangnabbit. 174 00:07:45,421 --> 00:07:47,423 My packages didn't come. 175 00:07:47,510 --> 00:07:50,426 Now I don't have my GD hearing aid. 176 00:07:50,513 --> 00:07:53,777 I can't hear a goddamn thing. 177 00:07:53,864 --> 00:07:56,737 - Uh, help? [laughs] 178 00:07:56,824 --> 00:07:59,653 - Yeah, old guy! Help us, yeah. 179 00:07:59,740 --> 00:08:01,872 - Hey. - It looks like I forgot to... 180 00:08:01,959 --> 00:08:03,918 - Old guy! - Put this ladder in the shed. 181 00:08:04,005 --> 00:08:05,920 - Old man. - That's a whoopsie-daisy. 182 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:09,489 - Uh, hey, old guy! Get us down from here! 183 00:08:09,576 --> 00:08:11,099 - Help. - There we go. 184 00:08:11,186 --> 00:08:12,187 - Look up, dumbass. 185 00:08:12,274 --> 00:08:14,232 - Like, help! 186 00:08:14,319 --> 00:08:15,799 Help or something! - Oh. 187 00:08:15,886 --> 00:08:18,715 - Marie's birthday present came at least. 188 00:08:18,802 --> 00:08:21,109 Nice of them to deliver it back here 189 00:08:21,196 --> 00:08:22,414 where the thieves won't get it. 190 00:08:22,502 --> 00:08:24,721 both: Hey. - Hey, hey. 191 00:08:24,808 --> 00:08:27,419 - Old guy. 192 00:08:27,507 --> 00:08:30,945 - Uh, old guy? [laughs] 193 00:08:34,949 --> 00:08:37,255 - Are we gonna be up here forever, Butt-Head? 194 00:08:37,342 --> 00:08:40,650 - Uh, I don't know. 195 00:08:40,737 --> 00:08:42,652 - Yeah, it's pretty cool, yeah. 196 00:08:45,307 --> 00:08:47,570 - The moon sucks. [laughs] 197 00:08:50,225 --> 00:08:52,401 - It sure does, yeah. [chuckles] 198 00:08:57,014 --> 00:08:59,887 [bluesy rock music] 199 00:08:59,974 --> 00:09:02,542 ♪ ♪ 200 00:09:02,629 --> 00:09:04,456 - Two. [both grunting] 201 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:08,199 Three, four. 202 00:09:08,286 --> 00:09:09,331 Five. 203 00:09:09,418 --> 00:09:11,899 Uh... 204 00:09:11,986 --> 00:09:13,683 - Whoa, hey. It worked. [laughs] 205 00:09:13,770 --> 00:09:15,076 That's pretty cool. 206 00:09:15,163 --> 00:09:16,904 - Now when the chicks see us at the pool, 207 00:09:16,991 --> 00:09:18,862 we'll look all pumped and ripped. 208 00:09:18,949 --> 00:09:23,345 [both laugh] - Cool. 209 00:09:23,432 --> 00:09:25,347 - Uh, hello, sir. 210 00:09:25,434 --> 00:09:28,263 We wanna, like, swim and show off our guns. 211 00:09:28,350 --> 00:09:30,613 [both laugh] - Yeah, let us in, yeah. 212 00:09:30,700 --> 00:09:33,616 [both chuckling] 213 00:09:35,575 --> 00:09:38,273 - Sorry, you're banned. 214 00:09:38,360 --> 00:09:40,362 - Can I just come in and take a whiz real quick? 215 00:09:40,449 --> 00:09:41,581 - No. 216 00:09:42,930 --> 00:09:45,585 - This sucks, Butt-Head. 217 00:09:45,672 --> 00:09:48,109 Got all ripped for nothing. 218 00:09:48,196 --> 00:09:49,501 [girls laughing] 219 00:09:49,589 --> 00:09:52,026 - Whoo! - Stop splashing me. 220 00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:53,941 - Whoa, check it out, Beavis. 221 00:09:54,028 --> 00:09:55,769 Our muscles are bigger than those guys'. 222 00:09:55,856 --> 00:09:57,248 - Yeah, yeah. 223 00:09:57,335 --> 00:10:01,688 Yeah, sun's out, muscles out. Or something. 224 00:10:01,775 --> 00:10:04,560 - Beavis, we gotta find something that floats 225 00:10:04,647 --> 00:10:06,997 and get in that river. 226 00:10:07,084 --> 00:10:08,477 - Yeah, really. [laughs] 227 00:10:08,564 --> 00:10:12,002 - Hm, something that floats. 228 00:10:12,089 --> 00:10:14,918 - Whoa. Whoa, check it out, Butt-Head. 229 00:10:15,005 --> 00:10:17,181 - Beavis, this is our lucky day. 230 00:10:17,268 --> 00:10:19,444 [both laugh] 231 00:10:23,971 --> 00:10:25,799 This is gonna be cool. 232 00:10:25,886 --> 00:10:28,105 [grunts] 233 00:10:28,192 --> 00:10:30,891 - Here we go. [both laugh] 234 00:10:37,332 --> 00:10:38,681 - Good morning, everybody. 235 00:10:38,768 --> 00:10:41,336 This morning, I am headed over to do a main line 236 00:10:41,423 --> 00:10:43,773 at Nashua City Building. 237 00:10:43,860 --> 00:10:46,820 Another drain cleaner broke a piece of snake in there 238 00:10:46,907 --> 00:10:49,213 and just left, so wish me luck. 239 00:10:49,300 --> 00:10:50,998 Stay tuned, and I hope to see you at the end. 240 00:10:54,741 --> 00:10:57,657 - Uh, she's really into toilets. 241 00:10:57,744 --> 00:10:59,006 [chuckles] 242 00:10:59,093 --> 00:11:00,703 Think she, like, brings a toilet with her 243 00:11:00,790 --> 00:11:05,142 everywhere she goes, like, to parties and stuff? 244 00:11:05,229 --> 00:11:06,448 - Hey, does anyone need to take a dump? 245 00:11:06,535 --> 00:11:08,319 [chuckles] 246 00:11:08,406 --> 00:11:10,713 I got a toilet right here. Come on, don't be shy. 247 00:11:10,800 --> 00:11:12,715 [chuckles] 248 00:11:12,802 --> 00:11:14,674 - That reminds me, I heard that, like, 249 00:11:14,761 --> 00:11:17,851 when you get older, the doctor has one of these, 250 00:11:17,938 --> 00:11:21,463 and he sticks the camera up your butt every five years. 251 00:11:21,550 --> 00:11:24,161 It's mandatory. [chuckles] 252 00:11:24,248 --> 00:11:26,250 - Whoa, really? [chuckles] 253 00:11:26,337 --> 00:11:27,643 Why do they do that? 254 00:11:27,730 --> 00:11:29,079 - They say it's, like, 255 00:11:29,166 --> 00:11:32,256 to check for scallops or something, 256 00:11:32,343 --> 00:11:33,997 but they really just do it 'cause it's funny. 257 00:11:34,084 --> 00:11:35,999 [chuckles] 258 00:11:36,086 --> 00:11:37,697 - [chuckles] Oh, yeah, yeah. 259 00:11:37,784 --> 00:11:40,221 Yeah, it is, yeah. 260 00:11:40,308 --> 00:11:41,526 You think this chick does that? 261 00:11:41,613 --> 00:11:43,920 - Probably. 262 00:11:44,007 --> 00:11:45,705 - Yeah, it's pretty cool, actually, you know, 'cause, 263 00:11:45,792 --> 00:11:47,837 um, then afterwards, you could say, 264 00:11:47,924 --> 00:11:50,840 "Hey, baby, I see you put a camera inside my butt." 265 00:11:50,927 --> 00:11:52,320 [chuckles] 266 00:11:52,407 --> 00:11:54,975 - Yeah, did you like what you see? 267 00:11:55,062 --> 00:11:56,628 [chuckles] 268 00:11:56,716 --> 00:11:59,153 The inside of my butt is just the beginning. 269 00:11:59,240 --> 00:12:01,068 - Yeah, yeah, because people are more beautiful 270 00:12:01,155 --> 00:12:02,939 on the inside. That's what counts. 271 00:12:03,026 --> 00:12:05,637 - [chuckles] 272 00:12:05,725 --> 00:12:07,509 - Whoa, it's Waldo. Look down there in the corner. 273 00:12:07,596 --> 00:12:09,119 [chuckles] 274 00:12:09,206 --> 00:12:11,426 - Waldo's gonna climb inside someone's butt. 275 00:12:11,513 --> 00:12:13,515 [chuckles] 276 00:12:13,602 --> 00:12:16,344 - Waldo's like, "They will not find me here." 277 00:12:16,431 --> 00:12:18,650 [chuckles] 278 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,392 - I'd rather be in someone's butt than a book. 279 00:12:21,479 --> 00:12:23,699 - Yeah, really. - I did it! 280 00:12:23,786 --> 00:12:24,961 High five. 281 00:12:28,008 --> 00:12:30,880 - [coughing] 282 00:12:30,967 --> 00:12:33,448 Ah, butthole. Oh. 283 00:12:33,535 --> 00:12:36,364 [chuckles] 284 00:12:36,451 --> 00:12:39,367 - Ah! Butt-Head, help! 285 00:12:39,454 --> 00:12:41,848 I can't swim. - Uh, what? 286 00:12:41,935 --> 00:12:44,415 - [coughing, spluttering] 287 00:12:44,502 --> 00:12:46,766 - Uh, Beavis? 288 00:12:46,853 --> 00:12:49,769 Did you, like, drowned or something? 289 00:12:49,856 --> 00:12:51,335 Are you dead? 290 00:12:51,422 --> 00:12:53,511 Hello? [chuckles] 291 00:12:53,598 --> 00:12:57,820 Oh, well. Now where did those chicks go? 292 00:12:57,907 --> 00:12:59,866 - Aah! [coughing] 293 00:12:59,953 --> 00:13:02,433 - What took you so long, dumbass? 294 00:13:02,520 --> 00:13:05,132 - [coughs] - Damn it, Beavis. 295 00:13:05,219 --> 00:13:07,264 Quit your barfing and start paddling. 296 00:13:07,351 --> 00:13:09,005 We gotta catch up with those chicks. 297 00:13:09,092 --> 00:13:11,051 - Okay, oh, yeah, yeah. 298 00:13:11,138 --> 00:13:14,054 Okay, yeah. [laughs] 299 00:13:14,141 --> 00:13:18,667 - No. - Uh, where'd they go? 300 00:13:18,754 --> 00:13:21,365 - Whoa, I think I can hear the chicks, Butt-Head. 301 00:13:21,452 --> 00:13:22,845 I think they're up ahead there, yeah. 302 00:13:22,932 --> 00:13:24,455 [water rushing] 303 00:13:24,542 --> 00:13:26,327 It sounds like they're, like, splashing around a lot 304 00:13:26,414 --> 00:13:29,504 and, like, making a loud roaring noise. 305 00:13:29,591 --> 00:13:32,681 - Beavis, we must prepare. - Oh, yeah, yeah. 306 00:13:32,768 --> 00:13:35,292 Okay. [grunts] 307 00:13:35,379 --> 00:13:37,294 - One. - [grunts] 308 00:13:37,381 --> 00:13:39,079 - Two. 309 00:13:43,605 --> 00:13:44,649 [water roaring] 310 00:13:44,736 --> 00:13:47,696 - Uh...uh-oh. 311 00:13:47,783 --> 00:13:49,567 Beavis, you dumbass. 312 00:13:49,654 --> 00:13:51,004 Paddle the other way. 313 00:13:51,091 --> 00:13:53,702 - Okay. 314 00:13:53,789 --> 00:13:55,138 I think it's working. 315 00:13:55,225 --> 00:13:57,227 [both scream] 316 00:13:57,314 --> 00:13:59,839 [both groaning] 317 00:14:01,492 --> 00:14:05,018 [bodies thudding] 318 00:14:07,585 --> 00:14:10,023 - [laughs] That was cool. 319 00:14:10,110 --> 00:14:12,199 - Yeah. Yeah, that was pretty cool. 320 00:14:12,286 --> 00:14:13,635 [chuckles] 321 00:14:13,722 --> 00:14:16,507 - Okay, now where did those chicks go? 322 00:14:16,594 --> 00:14:19,467 [rod whirs] 323 00:14:19,554 --> 00:14:21,164 - Oh, look. A gummy worm. 324 00:14:21,251 --> 00:14:23,079 I'm hungry, yeah. 325 00:14:23,166 --> 00:14:26,169 Aah! - Oh, I think I got something. 326 00:14:26,256 --> 00:14:27,518 - Aah! No! 327 00:14:27,605 --> 00:14:28,911 Aah, aah! 328 00:14:28,998 --> 00:14:31,305 What's happening? Aah! Oh, no. 329 00:14:31,392 --> 00:14:33,873 - Damn it, Beavis. Quit screwing around. 330 00:14:33,960 --> 00:14:35,657 We gotta catch up with those girls. 331 00:14:35,744 --> 00:14:37,093 - Aah! No! - Come on, dumbass. 332 00:14:37,180 --> 00:14:38,703 - Aah! Help! 333 00:14:38,790 --> 00:14:41,445 Aah! - [groans] 334 00:14:41,532 --> 00:14:42,882 - [panting] 335 00:14:42,969 --> 00:14:44,796 - Beavis, you butt wagon. 336 00:14:44,884 --> 00:14:46,668 We're never gonna catch the chicks if you're busy 337 00:14:46,755 --> 00:14:48,496 playing with your toys. 338 00:14:48,583 --> 00:14:49,540 [grunts] 339 00:14:51,934 --> 00:14:53,936 - Oh, cool. A fly rod. 340 00:14:56,634 --> 00:14:58,158 - Damn it. 341 00:14:58,245 --> 00:14:59,986 What happened to that gummy worm? 342 00:15:00,073 --> 00:15:02,379 What is all this? Looks like-- 343 00:15:02,466 --> 00:15:05,078 [both screaming] 344 00:15:07,428 --> 00:15:08,603 Damn it, Beav-- [groans] 345 00:15:08,690 --> 00:15:11,562 - [humming] 346 00:15:11,649 --> 00:15:13,129 [distant screams] 347 00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:14,783 - Oh! - Aah! 348 00:15:14,870 --> 00:15:16,437 [both groaning] 349 00:15:16,524 --> 00:15:19,179 [both screaming] 350 00:15:19,266 --> 00:15:20,180 [line snaps] 351 00:15:22,008 --> 00:15:23,531 - Aah. [clears throat] 352 00:15:23,618 --> 00:15:24,749 I think I swallowed something. 353 00:15:24,836 --> 00:15:26,186 [coughs] - Shut up, Beavis. 354 00:15:26,273 --> 00:15:28,231 We've almost caught up with the chicks. 355 00:15:28,318 --> 00:15:30,973 Now start paddling. - Oh, yeah. 356 00:15:31,060 --> 00:15:32,888 Oh, yeah. Chicks are cool. 357 00:15:34,759 --> 00:15:37,632 [upbeat music] 358 00:15:37,719 --> 00:15:41,766 ♪ ♪ 359 00:15:41,853 --> 00:15:45,683 - Uh, this is making me, like, motion sick, Butt-Head. 360 00:15:45,770 --> 00:15:48,338 [laughs] I might barf. 361 00:15:48,425 --> 00:15:51,472 - Don't let me slow you down, Beavis. 362 00:15:51,559 --> 00:15:54,431 - Bonjour, everyone. We are BlackList Parkour. 363 00:15:54,518 --> 00:15:56,868 This is parkour POV in Paris. Let's go. 364 00:15:56,956 --> 00:15:59,393 - Where are they? [laughs] 365 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,048 - Uh, he just said they're in Paris. 366 00:16:02,135 --> 00:16:04,311 - No, no, it's not Paris. 367 00:16:04,398 --> 00:16:06,530 - Beavis, he just said. 368 00:16:06,617 --> 00:16:09,490 They're in Paris. - No, no, no. 369 00:16:09,577 --> 00:16:11,100 Oh, I know where it is. It's Houston. 370 00:16:11,187 --> 00:16:14,930 Yeah, this is Houston. - Uh, Beavis? 371 00:16:15,017 --> 00:16:17,367 The guy just said they're in Paris. 372 00:16:17,454 --> 00:16:18,847 - No, no. [chuckles] 373 00:16:18,934 --> 00:16:20,240 'Cause he has that Houston accent, 374 00:16:20,327 --> 00:16:21,502 you can't understand, Butt-Head. 375 00:16:21,589 --> 00:16:23,330 [chuckles] 376 00:16:23,417 --> 00:16:26,246 Yeah, see that? See that parking lot? 377 00:16:26,333 --> 00:16:28,074 They have parking lots in Houston. 378 00:16:28,161 --> 00:16:30,598 - Damn it, Beavis. It's not Houston. 379 00:16:30,685 --> 00:16:32,600 - Butt-Head, I'm tired of you embarrassing yourself 380 00:16:32,687 --> 00:16:34,645 'cause you've never been to Houston, and I have. 381 00:16:34,732 --> 00:16:36,125 [chuckles] 382 00:16:36,212 --> 00:16:37,953 Just need to get over it. [laughs] 383 00:16:38,040 --> 00:16:39,520 - Damn it, Beavis. 384 00:16:39,607 --> 00:16:42,131 Why are you so hell-bent on this being Houston? 385 00:16:42,218 --> 00:16:43,567 - [chuckles] Yeah, yeah, see? 386 00:16:43,654 --> 00:16:46,353 It's downtown Houston. [chuckles] 387 00:16:46,440 --> 00:16:47,615 - Damn it, Beavis. Cut it out. 388 00:16:47,702 --> 00:16:50,313 ♪ ♪ 389 00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:52,359 This guy's like, "Hey, how's it going? 390 00:16:52,446 --> 00:16:54,361 "Sorry I can't stay. Just doing some parkour." 391 00:16:54,448 --> 00:16:55,710 - You know... 392 00:16:55,797 --> 00:16:57,320 ♪ ♪ 393 00:16:57,407 --> 00:16:58,887 You know, another thing about Houston, 394 00:16:58,974 --> 00:16:59,975 it's actually not the capital. 395 00:17:00,062 --> 00:17:02,369 A lot of people think it is. 396 00:17:02,456 --> 00:17:05,546 - Damn it, Beavis. I don't think about it at all. 397 00:17:05,633 --> 00:17:07,243 Shut up. 398 00:17:07,330 --> 00:17:09,985 - It's the second-biggest city in Texas. 399 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:12,161 Yeah, they call it the "Longhorn state." 400 00:17:12,248 --> 00:17:14,120 [laughs] 401 00:17:14,207 --> 00:17:16,644 - See, Beavis? See that tower back there? 402 00:17:16,731 --> 00:17:18,646 That's, like, Paris. 403 00:17:18,733 --> 00:17:20,300 - Oh, no, no, no, no. 404 00:17:20,387 --> 00:17:23,651 That's one of those, like, big oil drill things, yeah. 405 00:17:23,738 --> 00:17:25,044 That's, like, for the-- 406 00:17:25,131 --> 00:17:26,306 for the Houston Oilers, you know? 407 00:17:26,393 --> 00:17:28,047 Yeah, yeah. 408 00:17:28,134 --> 00:17:30,527 Yeah, oil is big in Houston. 409 00:17:30,614 --> 00:17:32,703 We got a gusher here. [laughs] 410 00:17:32,790 --> 00:17:36,490 - Uh, oh, yeah. [chuckles] 411 00:17:36,577 --> 00:17:38,318 You're right, Beavis. 412 00:17:38,405 --> 00:17:39,623 This is Houston. - Yeah, yeah. 413 00:17:39,710 --> 00:17:40,798 See? See? 414 00:17:40,885 --> 00:17:43,192 - I was wrong. 415 00:17:43,279 --> 00:17:45,673 I'm not too big to admit when I'm wrong. 416 00:17:45,760 --> 00:17:48,458 And I'm not too big to admit that your mom is a slut. 417 00:17:48,545 --> 00:17:49,938 [both laugh] 418 00:17:50,025 --> 00:17:53,768 - Yeah, well, you're right. [chuckles] 419 00:17:53,855 --> 00:17:56,553 - Remember that time we went into your mom's bedroom 420 00:17:56,640 --> 00:17:58,512 and that roofer dude was bouncing around 421 00:17:58,599 --> 00:18:01,080 like this on your mom? [laughs] 422 00:18:01,167 --> 00:18:02,516 - Shut up, Butt-Head. 423 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:04,909 It wasn't as good as these guys. 424 00:18:04,996 --> 00:18:06,650 - Oh, yeah. 425 00:18:06,737 --> 00:18:08,522 He was all fat and slow. 426 00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:11,090 Uh, uh, uh. [laughs] 427 00:18:15,398 --> 00:18:18,271 - I don't see the chicks, Butt-Head. 428 00:18:18,358 --> 00:18:21,056 - Uh, just keep paddling, Beavis. 429 00:18:21,143 --> 00:18:22,362 We'll catch up with 'em. 430 00:18:22,449 --> 00:18:24,668 [laughs] 431 00:18:27,454 --> 00:18:30,283 [chuckles] 432 00:18:30,370 --> 00:18:32,720 - I still don't see 'em, Butt-Head. 433 00:18:36,593 --> 00:18:38,813 I still don't see 'em, Butt-Head. 434 00:18:41,685 --> 00:18:43,687 Butt-Head? [laughs] 435 00:18:43,774 --> 00:18:46,690 I still don't see 'em. 436 00:18:46,777 --> 00:18:49,650 [soft dramatic music] 437 00:18:49,737 --> 00:18:51,086 Are we dying? 438 00:18:51,173 --> 00:18:53,349 - No. - [grumbles] 439 00:18:53,436 --> 00:18:56,135 ♪ ♪ 440 00:18:56,222 --> 00:19:00,965 - Uh, wait. Look, Beavis. 441 00:19:01,052 --> 00:19:03,359 Out on the horizon. 442 00:19:05,056 --> 00:19:07,494 There's someone coming to save us. 443 00:19:07,581 --> 00:19:09,974 We gotta get ready. 444 00:19:10,061 --> 00:19:11,541 One. 445 00:19:11,628 --> 00:19:13,369 - Um, Butt-Head? - Two. 446 00:19:13,456 --> 00:19:15,545 - Um, that's a--that's not-- um... 447 00:19:15,632 --> 00:19:17,504 - Shut up, Beavis. 448 00:19:17,591 --> 00:19:19,636 There could be chicks on that boat. 449 00:19:19,723 --> 00:19:21,725 ♪ ♪ 450 00:19:21,812 --> 00:19:23,945 - Um, Butt-Head? 451 00:19:25,555 --> 00:19:27,296 Um, Butt-Head? 452 00:19:27,383 --> 00:19:28,950 - [groans] - It's small. 453 00:19:29,037 --> 00:19:30,952 - That's right, Beavis. 454 00:19:31,039 --> 00:19:32,780 There's probably only room for one of us 455 00:19:32,867 --> 00:19:34,999 'cause of all the chicks, so you'll have to stay here. 456 00:19:35,086 --> 00:19:36,827 [groans] - Um... 457 00:19:36,914 --> 00:19:38,786 Yeah, okay. 458 00:19:38,873 --> 00:19:40,744 - We'll come back for you. 459 00:19:40,831 --> 00:19:42,703 Maybe. [laughs] 460 00:19:42,790 --> 00:19:44,400 Seven. 461 00:19:44,487 --> 00:19:46,533 [hard rock music] 462 00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:47,795 Nine. 463 00:19:47,882 --> 00:19:50,754 ♪ ♪ 464 00:19:50,841 --> 00:19:53,714 [bluesy rock music] 465 00:19:53,801 --> 00:20:00,677 ♪ ♪ 466 00:20:14,909 --> 00:20:16,780 - Chirp.