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Until tomorrow then, this is
Dr. Frasier Crane wishing you…
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Oh, yes.
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Be sure to tune in later
for the final broadcast
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of KACL's lovable
curmudgeon, Chester Ludgate.
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Most of us here at the station were
surprised to hear that he was retiring.
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I, for one, thought he'd never leave.
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-So should we order a pizza?
-Hmm? Sorry?
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Those PSAs you promised you'd
help me with are due tomorrow.
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Oh, gosh, Roz, I really am sorry.
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It seems that Mrs. Delafield's daughter
is coming to join us as an intern.
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I promised Kenny I'd show her
around and take her to dinner.
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So while I'm eating my
vending-machine dinner,
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you'll be out having a gourmet
meal with some rich girl?
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Oh, you can make anything sound unfair.
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-Hey, Doc.
-FRASIER: Kenny.
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Whom have we here?
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Dr. Frasier Crane, I'd like you
to meet Miss Poppy Delafield.
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Well, gotta run.
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Poppy, what a pleasure to meet the
daughter of our beloved station owner.
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Well, so, what brings you to KACL?
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Well, I was in Paris last month…
Or was it Madrid?
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No, Paris… and I said to myself,
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[DEEP VOICE] "That's enough
gallivanting for you, young lady.
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It's time you get a job."
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[NORMAL VOICE] So I flew
home and asked my mother, Mommy,
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if I could nose around
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and see if some job spoke to
me at one of our TV stations
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or radio stations or newspapers.
But not her brewery, thank you very much.
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So here I am.
Sleeves rolled up, ready to learn.
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-Good. Yes.
-Is this where you do your show?
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Of course it is. There's your mike
right in front of me. Earth to Poppy.
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Oh, there's Gil.
I met him earlier. Hi, Gil.
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Um…
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Nice man.
I think it's marvelous what you do.
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To really help people.
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Unlike the psychiatrists I've been to.
Both of them had some sort of…
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I don't know, narcolepsy.
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I sympathize, but if you can't
stay awake, don't be a psychiatrist.
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But to do what you do,
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to face that microphone day after day
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and know that for the next three hours
you'll have to talk and talk and talk.
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I could not do it.
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I would freeze. Literally freeze.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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-I think…
-Excuse me. Hello?
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Yes?
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Yes, Dad, all right, calm down, calm down.
Was there much blood?
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Oh, my gosh.
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All right, I'll be there as soon as I can.
Hang on.
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I'm terribly sorry.
There's a small emergency at home.
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I'll pass on dinner. Rain check?
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-We were having such a nice chat.
-Yes, well.
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Oh, this is Roz Doyle, my producer.
You know, Roz,
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I'll gladly do those promos if you would
be so kind as to take Poppy to dinner
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-and answer her questions.
-Sure,
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if you don't get bored
listening to me drone on.
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Oh, I don't think there's
much chance of that.
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Eddie, come on, get in here.
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What the hell's happening?
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Remember when Eddie killed
his first rat, how proud I was?
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-I told you that story?
-FRASIER: Yes.
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If you'd had a guitar,
you'd have written a ballad.
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We were down in the
basement and I saw another rat.
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I said, "Go get him, boy."
So as he picked him up, in his teeth,
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shaking the life out of him,
I hear this little bell tinkling.
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And I thought, well, that's funny.
Rats don't wear bells.
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Oh, God.
Little Robbie Greenberg's missing hamster.
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Yes, I read that flyer.
He was offering a 10-dollar reward.
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Well, the most we can claim
at this point is about 6.50.
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Oh, my. You know what,
Dad, this is actually your fault.
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If you hadn't encouraged him, he
wouldn't be murdering hamsters.
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What're you talking about?
We don't know it was Eddie.
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He might have had a heart
attack or some kind of seizure
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when he bounced off the boiler.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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-Niles.
-Prepare to whoop
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like a sweepstakes winner. Cancel dinner.
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I've scored two seats, front
row, for the event of the season.
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-You mean? But… Niles.
-Yes. I know.
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I love it when they do it this way.
I can pretend it's a Seahawks game.
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My God, Niles, it's for the
Chinceria Bartori concert.
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It's been sold out for months.
How did you score these?
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I simply phoned the box office and said,
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"This is Niles Crane, the new
arts critic for The Monocle."
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The Monocle? isn't that that
magazine they hand out to rich people
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-in the snootiest apartment buildings?
-And the snootiest hotels.
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How did this happen, Niles?
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I was at a party thrown by
the publisher, Olga Swarbreck.
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The pretentious fop who had
the job before me was there too,
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spouting sheer drivel
about Leonard Bernstein.
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Being polite, I kept my tongue sheathed
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until he referred to Bernstein's
conducting as "overrated."
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-I assume you pounced.
-Like a ninja.
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By the time I'd finished,
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Olga could see I was a far better
critic than that arrogant poseur.
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She fired him there?
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He was leaving anyway
for his junior year abroad.
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Well, I suppose that
congratulations are in order.
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Who would have thought, my little brother
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a professional music critic.
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Not just music. I can review anything
I want. Theater, dance, art exhibits.
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-You don't say?
-Yes, from now on,
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wherever we go, I'll be armed
with my trusty pad and penlight.
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Wherever we go? What fun.
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Yes. I have to take a damp
cloth to these opera glasses,
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although I don't know what we'll
use them for sitting in the front row.
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Unless it's to scan the faces
of the jealous people behind us.
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So are you sure you're okay
with Niles getting this critic job?
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-Why wouldn't I be?
-Come on, I know what it's like.
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One gets something the other one
doesn't, it's like when you were kids.
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Niles had a telescope,
you had to have a telescope.
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You got that funny-looking guitar,
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-Niles…
-it was called a lute.
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Yeah, oh, yeah, okay.
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Dad, believe me, I do not
envy Niles his critic's job.
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As kids, we would aggravate
the situation by flaunting our toys
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in each other's faces. We're much
more mature than that now. All right?
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Niles, you know what?
It's about time we got going.
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-We don't wanna be late.
-Don't be silly. I'm press now.
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They'll hold it.
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POPPY: So that's how it ends.
B-minus average,
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ten extra pounds and still no boyfriend.
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I see Poppy's having a little party.
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That is not a party.
That's a hostage situation.
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Thank God today is her last day.
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This morning she cornered
me by the coffee machine
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and told me her whole life story.
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I wanted to grab her
by the throat and say,
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"What am I, your biographer? Shut up."
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Dear God, I thought I'd never break free.
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I feel like a mongoose at
the mercy of a chatty cobra.
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Oh, hello, all.
I see you already have the Times.
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I'm quoted there today.
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-In the Times?
-NILES: Yes.
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It's in this ad for Shaw's Saint Joan.
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" 'Incandescent.'
Niles Crane, The Monocle."
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Wow, excuse me while I go
tell all my friends I know you.
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[NILES CHUCKLING]
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[YAWNS]
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Forgive me. Olga and I
were up till all hours at a party
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for the Royal Shakespeare Company.
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I'm rubbing some pretty
impressive shoulders these days.
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To think it's because
I have a small column.
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That would certainly be
the Freudian interpretation.
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If I were to review that attitude,
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I'd say it was a chilling
portrait of malice and envy.
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I'm not envious that you get to
spout off in that glorified cat-box liner.
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You just can't stand it that my
opinion means more than yours.
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That the arts community looks
to me for my insight, my approval,
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-my thumbs up.
-We both know
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what your thumb's up these days.
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That's a good one, Frasier.
Perhaps you should use it in your column.
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Oh, that's right, you don't have one.
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That smug jackass.
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You have a radio show. If you wanted
to say what you thought of a play,
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-who's stopping you?
-It's not the same thing, Roz.
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You don't get free tickets.
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You don't get quoted.
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Forget hobnobbing.
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My God, this competition between
you and your brother is sick.
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Your obsessive one-up man ship.
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You're both gonna end up bitter
old cranks like Chester Ludgate.
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-Good point, Roz.
-Thank you.
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Chester's time slot is free.
I could do my own arts show.
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Kenny, Kenny, listen, Roz just
had the most wonderful idea.
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-Yeah, Doc?
-What do you say about yours truly
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hosting a bouncy little show
about the arts in Seattle?
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Culture.
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Wow.
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It's a great idea. Let me chew
on that and I'll get back to you.
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Great. You see, Roz, he loved your idea.
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-That was not my idea.
-It was too.
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-It was not.
-KENNY: Look, Doc,
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I feel kind of bad about what I just did.
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I let you think that there was a chance
that I might let you do this show and…
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There's none.
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No chance at all?
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-No.
-FRASIER: Oh.
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I mean, come on, Doc, you, culture, opera.
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Who's listening?
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Not me.
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Damn. I think my show's a good idea.
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Kenny's the station manager. He doesn't.
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Yes, but frankly, I
didn't like his attitude.
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He acts like he owns the station.
But he doesn't. Someone else does.
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-Poppy.
-The next best thing. Her mother.
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-No, Poppy.
-Oh, right.
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-POPPY: Hi, Frasier.
-Hello, Poppy.
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-Gosh, would you care to join me?
-POPPY: I can't.
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Mommy's taking me shopping.
She spoils me something horrible.
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I guess it's an only-child thing.
Anything I want, I just have to ask.
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Anything you want.
Oh, well, isn't that interesting?
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You know, Poppy,
perhaps, uh, we could, uh,
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join each other for lunch
after your shopping spree.
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-I'd love it.
-Would you really?
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It just seems a shame,
you leaving the station
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and us never getting to know one another.
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It hasn't been easy.
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I mean, with you having those
dental appointments every day.
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Yes. Well, you know, let me walk you out.
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I should get the name of your dentist.
I can't find one I like.
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They're always giving me Novocain
and it's hours before I can talk again.
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FRASIER: Oh, yes, well, I
could give you his number,
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although I'm not sure
he'd be any different.
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[CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING]
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Divine Beethoven.
It's extraordinary, isn't it?
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Oh, yes.
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And you know what makes
it even more amazing?
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What?
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He was deaf.
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Daphne, uh, more pâté, please.
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Poppy, I can't tell you how
wonderful it is to meet someone who…
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Who shares my passion for the arts.
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It's a rare thing to find
in Seattle, believe me.
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-Is it?
-Oh, yes, sadly.
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If only more people were better informed
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about our city's rich cultural treasures.
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But what can we
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as mere radio folk do?
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POPPY: Well…
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What about a radio show
all about the arts in Seattle?
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Oh, my God.
Poppy, that's a wonderful idea.
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How do you do it?
You just pull these things out of the air.
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Oh, heavens. Of course, we'll
have to find ourselves a proper host.
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But who?
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Well, someone very smart.
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-Oh, indeed.
-And cultured.
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[SPEAKS IN FRENCH]
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And with a lovely speaking voice.
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Oh, I don't think we need to look too far.
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Here you go. It's very rich,
so don't spread it on too thick.
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Frasier, I'm so glad
you're on board with this.
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You know, my only concern
is will Kenny go for it?
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You see, he's a bit of a Philistine.
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It might be better if the suggestion
came not actually from us but from…
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Someone else.
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Who?
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Well, someone with more
authority, power, influence…
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Someone older.
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A woman, perhaps.
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Your mother. He means your mother.
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POPPY: Oh…
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Great idea. I'll call her.
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Here, here, use mine.
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Oh, thank you.
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Hello, Mommy? I'm with Frasier Crane,
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and we think there should
be an arts show on KACL.
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[FRASIER CHUCKLING]
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But I really like this idea.
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So you'll call Kenny and
tell him you want this, okay?
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Love you too.
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Okay, bye. And the first show should be?
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Why don't we start tomorrow?
But we'll need something to review.
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That revival of A Streetcar
Named Desire opens tonight.
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Splendid. Let's go together.
All right, I'll see you at the theater.
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[POPPY, FRASIER LAUGHING]
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-Oh, Poppy.
-Hello, little Eddie.
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Did you have a good walk?
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Actually, we've just been to the vet's.
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Ohh. I had the cutest little dog
when I was young, named Mr. Oops.
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Every time we took
him to the vet, he would…
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-You took Eddie to the vet. Is he sick?
-MARTIN: No,
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it turns out the building security camera
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caught Eddie taking out
Robbie Greenberg's hamster.
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So this Greenberg kid's trying to make
Eddie out to be some kind of pit bull.
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He's organizing a petition to
get him banned from the building.
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Oh, Dad, that's terrible.
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Yeah, it is, so I don't know,
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I just wanted everybody to see what
a nice, calm, friendly dog Eddie was.
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Why take him to the vet?
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-Tranquilizers.
-FRASIER: Oh.
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MARTIN: They don't even work anyway.
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I gave Eddie one of those pills on
the ride home. It didn't do a thing.
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I don't know.
I think maybe he needs something else.
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Uh, Mr. Crane…
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Looks like all he needs is a
lava lamp and some sitar music.
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Niles.
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Well, I'm glad to see
you're in a better mood.
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I was hoping you'd lend me your
Tennessee Williams biography.
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I have to review that
revival of Streetcar.
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I wanted some background stuff.
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Well, I'm sorry, Niles.
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Normally I would, except that I'll
be needing it for my own review.
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Oh. Well, in that case, I'll… Wh…
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What?
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Right, you wouldn't have heard.
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Starting tomorrow, I'll be doing
my own little arts show on KACL.
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Twice weekly.
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-You envious reptile.
-pâté?
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I achieve one tiny distinction you
don't have and what do you do?
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-You run to Kenny for extra airtime.
-I did no such thing.
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No, he went to Poppy instead.
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-Poppy?
-Is this a panel discussion?
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-You loathe Poppy.
-I do not. She's delightful.
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-Isn't she?
-She's an idiot.
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You conniving copycat.
You have to have whatever I have.
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I do not have what you have.
My audience is twice as large as yours.
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Well, at least my audience can read.
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How dare you review my audience.
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I've never seen him like this,
eyes bulging, tongue lolling out.
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He always gets that way
when he fights with Niles.
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-Good morning, Roz.
-Hi.
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Ha-ha-ha. You ready for our debut?
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Listen, I'm thinking of calling the
show Frasier Crane's Aisle Say,
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but with the "I'll" spelled
like a theater aisle.
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That should work real well on radio.
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Watch out for Kenny. I hear he's
mad at you for going over his head.
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He can't be mad at me.
The whole thing was Poppy's idea.
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Oh, here she is now.
Come to wish me luck. Ha-ha!
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-Poppy.
-I was afraid I wouldn't get here in time.
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Oh, here. Here. We got a few
minutes before the show starts.
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Take a seat. Catch your breath.
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Oh, gosh, I'm really glad you made it.
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It wouldn't be a proper debut without you.
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Wow, all these buttons. How do you do it?
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It's not that complicated really.
I turn on the mike here.
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These are my call buttons.
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00:17:04,699 --> 00:17:08,035
And, oh, I push this button
here if I wanna cough.
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00:17:08,786 --> 00:17:10,913
How does it make you cough?
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00:17:14,792 --> 00:17:18,294
I hate to rush you but we've got a
couple of minutes before the show…
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Whoo! I better get a move on.
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-Poppy, what are you doing?
-Getting ready for my show.
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One minute.
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00:17:29,971 --> 00:17:31,472
Your show?
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Well, okay, our show. After all,
it was your idea for me to do it.
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Everyone. Everyone, come in here, please.
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Before I begin my new show,
I just want to say a few words.
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Yesterday I was ready to leave KACL,
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to run away as I have from
so many other challenges.
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It was the support of
one man, Frasier Crane,
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that helped me overcome the
shyness you may have observed in me.
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And to follow my dreams.
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Oh, God, I wanna cry.
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We all do.
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-Ten seconds.
-Go, go.
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How could you do this to us?
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-I had no idea she intended to stay.
-That's not what her mother told me.
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00:18:24,310 --> 00:18:27,272
And I thought I'd seen some
cruel pranks in the Army.
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I assure you, she is
way out of her depth here.
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00:18:32,025 --> 00:18:35,695
She'll realize she's in over her head
and beg me to come in and take over.
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A Streetcar Named Desire is
a very powerful Broadway play.
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It was made into a movie
starring Marlon Brando.
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This gave the play a very
personal relevance for me,
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as I once sat next to
Mr. Brando on the Concorde
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and we had a very lovely chat,
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until a sudden cramp
forced him to change seats.
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00:18:58,466 --> 00:19:04,762
Streetcar tells the tragic
tale of Blanche Dubois,
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[SOUTHERN ACCENT] who's a very genteel,
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very proper Southern lady.
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[DEEP VOICE] Or is she?
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Go ahead, Niles, I
know you were listening.
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Well, I wish you'd lent her your
Tennessee Williams biography.
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00:19:39,293 --> 00:19:43,339
She wouldn't have kept forgetting his
name and calling him Indiana Jones.
355
00:19:48,134 --> 00:19:51,888
If it's any consolation, I
got fired from The Monocle.
356
00:19:54,015 --> 00:19:56,516
Oh, Niles, I'm sorry.
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00:19:56,600 --> 00:19:58,601
I panned a wretched musical,
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00:19:58,685 --> 00:20:03,021
not realizing the lead was the
person who does Olga's hair.
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00:20:03,105 --> 00:20:05,691
She fired you just to
placate her hairdresser?
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00:20:05,775 --> 00:20:07,318
Electrolycist.
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00:20:09,487 --> 00:20:12,937
And if you'd ever seen her in a
sundress, you'd forgive her as I have.
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00:20:13,949 --> 00:20:17,452
Oh, I am sorry, Niles.
Gosh, it's such a shame, really, you know,
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I know how much you loved that
job, and to lose it in such a fashion…
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00:20:22,414 --> 00:20:26,585
Well, you know, I was thinking
of quitting that job anyway.
365
00:20:26,669 --> 00:20:28,461
-Oh?
-NILES: Mm-hmm.
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I felt I was spreading myself too thin.
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Getting distracted from my real work.
368
00:20:33,049 --> 00:20:35,634
I had the same thought.
Even as I was preparing my show,
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00:20:35,718 --> 00:20:38,011
I thought, "Am I being fair
to my regular listeners?"
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00:20:38,095 --> 00:20:41,014
-They do depend on you. Thank you.
-As do your patients.
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00:20:41,098 --> 00:20:44,476
Gosh, you know, is it any wonder
we find ourselves ex-critics?
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00:20:44,560 --> 00:20:46,894
We were meant to lose those jobs.
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00:20:46,978 --> 00:20:51,648
It's as if the gods of psychiatry have
quietly stepped in and put things right.
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00:20:51,732 --> 00:20:53,065
Well put.
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00:20:53,149 --> 00:20:54,734
Oh, thank you.
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If you're feeling hungry, we
could catch an early dinner…
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00:20:57,904 --> 00:20:59,781
Ooh! And then catch the new Stoppard play.
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00:20:59,865 --> 00:21:01,406
FRASIER: Splendid.
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It's just a shame my listeners never
got to hear my review of Streetcar.
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-Ooh. Insightful?
-Groundbreaking.
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00:21:07,037 --> 00:21:08,163
-As was mine.
-Yes.
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00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:10,539
Well, it takes a psychiatrist
to interpret that play.
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00:21:10,623 --> 00:21:12,416
Mm-hm. Indeed.
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00:21:12,500 --> 00:21:13,918
All right, you go first. Go.
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00:21:14,002 --> 00:21:17,755
A descent into madness is well worth
the trip in this incandescent revival
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-of A Streetcar Named Desire.
-FRASIER: Niles.
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00:21:19,923 --> 00:21:22,634
"Incandescent"?
The same tired word you used…
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