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-SHERRY: Morning, sunshine.
-FRASIER: Morning, Sherry.

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-Coffee's on. Want a cuppa?
-No, thank you.

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Caffeine only weakens the immune system.
I'm fighting off a flu.

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Oh, I'm sorry.
Let me get you some breakfast.

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-That's really not necessary.
-SHERRY: No.

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You'll feel much better once you've had

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my scrambled-egg tacos and Spam patties.

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In keeping with the trusty adage:
"Starve a cold, disgust a fever."

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-Tea and dry toast?
-Oh, bless you.

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-Oh, honey, I was using that.
-Oh, sorry.

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Well, no problem.

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Listen, why don't you just relax.
I'll clean up later.

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You know, not to criticize,

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but I usually serve Mr. Crane
whole-grain cereal for breakfast.

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-I try to avoid giving him fried foods.
-Oh, Marty loves fried foods.

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Yes, well, just because he likes something

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doesn't mean it's good for him.

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True.
But just because something's good for him

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doesn't mean that he has to
be stuck with it day after day.

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Oh, looks like it's gonna
be another scorcher.

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Mm-hm.

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Radio said high 90s.

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-Yes, it's hot.
-Yeah.

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Well, I guess there'll be
some more brownouts.

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Hate to think what it's
gonna do to the crops.

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-Dad, please, I'm trying to read.
-Oh, sure. Sorry. Yeah.

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Oh, double homicide last night.

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Yeah, with this heat wave,
though, I'm not surprised.

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Yeah, wonder what started that.

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Perhaps someone wouldn't
stop talking about the weather.

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Hey, you might be right.
It's a real scorcher out there.

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-Morning, handsome.
-MARTIN: Oh, hey, hey.

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Did I say that before?

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Before and after.

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Please, would you two spare me
the single entendre this morning?

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I'm trying to avoid getting sick.

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Well, there's nothing like
one of mama's big biscuits

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if you're fighting something off.

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Yes. I'm sure with good
aim, it could bring down an elk.

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-How about you, sweetie?
-Just half of one for me.

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Oh, come on.

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It wouldn't hurt you
to put on a few pounds.

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Men like to see a little
oomph in your walk-away.

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Yeah, you ought to see them
smile when Sherry leaves the room.

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I can imagine.

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Now, you're so pretty.

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I don't understand why men
aren't just buzzing around you.

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Frasier? You're not seeing anybody.

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Here you are, under the
same roof, both cute as corn.

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-Why don't you…
-FRASIER: Just stop right there.

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I'm trying to have a peaceful morning.
I do not want to be put on the spot,

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and I do not want to eat
some bizarre concoction,

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and I do not want to discuss the weather.

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I just wanna try to conserve
energy, sit here and enjoy my paper.

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Sure, Fras.

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[MOUTHING]

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ROZ: You idiot!

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I'm gonna break every
bone in your fat little body!

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BULLDOG: if you weren't a girl, and
I didn't like this, I'd be pounding you.

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Bup, bup, bup! Not another word!

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-But he…
-But!

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I don't care who did what to
whom or in what disgusting manner.

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As we speak, hordes of viral
Visigoths are hurtling themselves

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over the battlements of my
immune system, laying waste to my…

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Oh, dear God, do you see how weak I am?

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I can't even finish a
simple Visigoth metaphor.

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If you get sick, don't go
sneezing on everything.

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The last time the Happy Chef had a cold,

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I was picking lettuce
off the mike for a week.

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-You will not believe what…
-Roz, I meant what I said.

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I simply cannot deal with
other people's problems today.

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Well, good news for Mark on line three,

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whose wife is keeping
a pumpkin in a bassinet.

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Hey, I know what'll make you feel better.

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My friend Lisa's having a singles' party.
I'm supposed to bring someone

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I'm not interested in, but
who's a really good catch.

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I need my rest. Even if I didn't, I
do not wanna be poked and prodded

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by a bunch of desperate
alcohol-lubricated husband-hunters.

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Oh, come on. It'll be fun.

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-Cheryl from Sales was asking.
-Cheryl?

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The one who, at the last company wedding,

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hip-checked you into the ice sculpture
in a headlong rush to catch the bouquet?

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That is not what happened.

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She thought the
bartender said, "Last call."

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Look, Roz, I'm not gonna fight
anymore, but I want you to know

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you said a lot of things
that really hurt my feelings.

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Fun is fun, but I'm not made of stone.

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So I want you to know, as of
this moment, we work together,

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but we are no longer friends.

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-Wanna go to a party tonight?
-I'm there.

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-DAPHNE: Ready to do your exercises?
-No, in a minute.

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-Just a couple more hands.
-You said that half an hour ago.

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I must be a bad influence.

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Yeah, next thing you know, you'll
have me smoking behind the gym.

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I'm sorry, but it's for your own good.

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I want you down on your back
in two minutes and no arguments.

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Sounds a lot better when you say it.

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[PHONE RINGS]

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Hello.

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Speaking.

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Oh, she did, did she?

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Well, Sherry was mistaken.

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I don't go out with people I've never met.
Thank you anyway.

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I can't believe it.
You gave my number to a total stranger!

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I thought it'd be a nice surprise.
You're not seeing anybody.

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Kenny is a great guy.

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He said his name was Jack.

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Oh, I forgot about Jack.

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There's more than one?

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I hope you're a lot nicer
to Kenny when he calls.

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He has a boat.

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Why don't you just squeeze
me into a pair of hot pants

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and drop me off down by the docks?

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[MAN COUGHING]

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Maybe you wouldn't be so
touchy if you didn't wake up

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on the wrong side of no one every morning.

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That's your answer to everything: sex.

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It's like you're part rabbit.

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People ought to rub your feet for luck.

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You don't wanna say
anything you're gonna regret.

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Now, you're acting like
a couple of fishwives.

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See, I'm regretting that one already.

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Maybe I'd be less touchy if I hadn't spent

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half the day cleaning up after you,

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and the other half on the phone
with the garbage-disposal repairman

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because one of your bloody
big biscuits broke the blade.

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That's a lot of B words for a little girl.

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Here's one you forgot!

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-Don't you dare.
-What do you mean, don't I dare?

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[SHOUTING]

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MARTIN: Come on…

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Is Seattle experiencing
a Prozac shortage?!

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Daphne and Sherry are
having a little problem.

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Actually, maybe you can settle it.

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It was all I could do to
get through my show.

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King Solomon has split
his last baby for the day.

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My health is hanging by a thread.

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[CHATTER]

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FRASIER: Bup, bup, bup!

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You're just gonna have to settle
this amongst yourselves. Quietly.

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You've got a lot of nerve
talking to me that way.

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Me? You're the one who started it.
Didn't she, Martin?

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-You're not putting me in this.
-I didn't start anything.

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You've had your big conk
in my business all day!

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-That better mean nose!
-And what if it doesn't?

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-Oh!
-Hey, come on!

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Knock it off!

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Now, I said I didn't wanna
get involved in this, but…

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Oh, Daphne, you know,
Sherry was only trying to be nice.

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DAPHNE: Of course you'd take her side.

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She's the one who keeps
your hammertoes warm at night.

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-What the hell's that mean?
-Well, figure it out.

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Oh, come on, Daph…

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[BABY CHIRPING]

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[DOOR BUZZING]

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Ow! Ow! Ow!

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Baby, go to your perch. Go to your perch.

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Daphne.

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I'm so sorry to bother you, Dr. Crane,
but I had an awful row with Sherry,

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and I can't go back there.

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I tried a couple of my
girlfriends, but they weren't home.

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So… may I spend the night here?

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Relax, Dr. Crane.

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I'm just unbuttoning your shirt.

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Are you feeling any better?

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Yes.

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I don't know what happened.
My knees never buckled like that before.

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The wine and the heat
must have made me dizzy.

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Yeah, it is rather steamy in here.

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I apologize for the
lack of air conditioning.

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It seems in order to live in
an exclusive landmark building,

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one must be willing to sweat
through the odd heat wave

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like a tortured character in
a Tennessee Williams play.

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I can't imagine what you must be thinking.

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Me barging in, asking to spend the night.

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Well,

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gee, I'm just thinking so many things.

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Sherry just makes me so mad.

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She's been giving my number to strange men

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so they'll call and ask me out.

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How dare she.
Why would she do such a thing?

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-Because she says I'm too rigid.
-Oh, nonsense.

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-And that I'm too picky.
-Poppycock.

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And that I'd be much happier if I just
went out and had sex with someone.

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Just to play devil's advocate…

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-Don't tell me you agree with her.
-No.

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No, it's much too hot for
hell to have frozen over.

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I mean, it's like caveman thinking.

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"All Daphne needs is
a quick roll in the hay."

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-Yes, well…
-"A little slap and tickle

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would solve all her problems."

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Yeah.

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The worst part is…

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I think she might be right.

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Maybe part of why I got so mad at her

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is because she hit a nerve.

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That's very possible.

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I mean, I've been keeping
myself on the shelf lately.

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I'm feeling a little like the good china.

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00:11:07,178 --> 00:11:09,638
Someone should be
eating off you every day.

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Music?

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Lovely.

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You know, I hope this doesn't
sound terribly forward, but…

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Oh, I'm so hot.

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I'd really love to get out
of these sweaty clothes.

206
00:11:39,717 --> 00:11:41,927
Would it be all right
if I took a cool bath?

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00:11:42,011 --> 00:11:43,595
Yes, of course.

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-It's upstairs. Third door on your left.
-Thank you.

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There are fresh towels
in the linen closet.

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Use the Indian cotton.
It'll be more gentle on your skin.

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Oh, Dr. Crane, you're
always thinking of me.

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You have no idea.

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DAPHNE: Dr. Crane?
Oh, that fan feels good.

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00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:28,066
Oh, dear. Sorry about the fan.

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-Oh, no. That's quite all right.
-There we go.

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00:12:31,404 --> 00:12:33,531
Thanks for lending me your dressing gown.

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Don't you just love the
feel of silk on your skin?

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Oh, yes, there's nothing quite like it.

219
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Passion fruit?

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-Thank you.
-Here you are.

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You know, if you keep treating
me like this, I'll never want to leave.

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Champagne?

223
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You shouldn't have.

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I love champagne, but it's…
It's a drink for two,

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and I never have anyone to share it with.

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Yes, there are things you
miss when you're on your own.

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Champagne.

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Another person's touch.

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Even if it's just holding hands.

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I guess you've been
missing that sort of thing too,

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since you and Mrs. Crane split up.

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Actually, Maris never held hands.

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She had a slight webbing.
It made her self-conscious.

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DAPHNE: Well…

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I'm sure there are other
intimacies you miss.

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Well, naturally,

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I still have a longing for…

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-That is, I have a desire to have…
-Sex?

239
00:13:37,943 --> 00:13:39,736
-Fruit?
-Pardon?

240
00:13:40,237 --> 00:13:42,907
-I mean, yes, sex.
-I'd love some.

241
00:13:43,950 --> 00:13:46,077
-I mean fruit.
-Fruit, yes.

242
00:13:47,621 --> 00:13:51,166
-Although sex is good too.
-Oh, well…

243
00:13:55,797 --> 00:13:57,007
I'm sorry, Dr. Crane.

244
00:13:57,091 --> 00:14:00,052
I guess I just have
sex on the mind tonight.

245
00:14:01,011 --> 00:14:02,264
NILES: Well…

246
00:14:04,057 --> 00:14:05,559
Well, that happens.

247
00:14:06,894 --> 00:14:09,397
This weather doesn't help, does it?

248
00:14:11,441 --> 00:14:14,027
The heat gets inside you.

249
00:14:14,111 --> 00:14:16,990
It makes you so aware of your body.

250
00:14:19,534 --> 00:14:21,703
It's like nature's way

251
00:14:21,787 --> 00:14:24,081
of letting you know
you're still an animal.

252
00:14:29,379 --> 00:14:31,007
God, it's hot in here.

253
00:14:34,719 --> 00:14:37,430
-Getting hotter every minute.
-Ice?

254
00:14:37,514 --> 00:14:40,100
Oh, yes, I could use some right now.

255
00:14:43,229 --> 00:14:44,731
Oh, yes.

256
00:14:45,315 --> 00:14:47,067
That is better.

257
00:14:49,445 --> 00:14:51,114
Where's your piece?

258
00:14:54,826 --> 00:14:56,245
Melted.

259
00:14:56,787 --> 00:14:58,164
I'll get another.

260
00:15:03,170 --> 00:15:04,921
You know, unless it cools down,

261
00:15:05,005 --> 00:15:07,842
I'm afraid we won't be
getting much sleep tonight.

262
00:15:11,513 --> 00:15:13,474
Shame we have just the one fan.

263
00:15:14,433 --> 00:15:16,269
-Oh, really?
-Yeah.

264
00:15:17,103 --> 00:15:19,188
Yes, that is a shame.

265
00:15:19,272 --> 00:15:22,360
The two of us and just one fan.

266
00:15:23,944 --> 00:15:26,030
Well, of course, you're the host.
You take it.

267
00:15:26,114 --> 00:15:27,907
No, no, no. I couldn't sleep at all

268
00:15:27,991 --> 00:15:31,245
knowing you were in
the next room all hot and…

269
00:15:32,580 --> 00:15:33,873
Hot.

270
00:15:36,001 --> 00:15:37,419
Well,

271
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:40,256
I suppose under the circumstances,

272
00:15:41,132 --> 00:15:44,094
we could both sleep in the same room.

273
00:15:45,888 --> 00:15:47,223
It does…

274
00:15:47,848 --> 00:15:49,183
Oscillate.

275
00:15:53,188 --> 00:15:55,983
-What?
-The fan.

276
00:15:59,655 --> 00:16:01,156
[PAGER BEEPING]

277
00:16:01,240 --> 00:16:03,408
-Oh, dear.
-What?

278
00:16:03,492 --> 00:16:05,661
It's time to take my pills.
I forgot all about them.

279
00:16:05,745 --> 00:16:08,372
-They're back at the apartment.
-What pills?

280
00:16:08,456 --> 00:16:12,085
It's my thyroid.
Nothing serious, just a bit over active.

281
00:16:12,169 --> 00:16:14,964
If I don't take my pills, I
tend to faint dead away.

282
00:16:15,048 --> 00:16:18,217
What's the point of having a
fainting couch if you can't use it?

283
00:16:18,301 --> 00:16:20,721
I'll just run over and get them.
I'll come right back.

284
00:16:20,805 --> 00:16:22,389
No.

285
00:16:22,473 --> 00:16:24,392
We'll go together,
and I'll run up for you.

286
00:16:24,476 --> 00:16:27,729
If you and Sherry get in the
same room you might make up…

287
00:16:27,813 --> 00:16:30,275
More reasons to fight with one another.

288
00:16:41,496 --> 00:16:43,707
MARTIN: Well, you did the best you could.

289
00:16:43,791 --> 00:16:46,919
SHERRY: I know, but I suppose I
shouldn't have gotten on her so hard.

290
00:16:47,003 --> 00:16:49,464
-MARTIN: She's trying to do stuff here.
-SHERRY: I know.

291
00:16:49,548 --> 00:16:52,676
MARTIN: It's true. That's right too.
We don't have much privacy either.

292
00:16:52,760 --> 00:16:55,221
SHERRY: But I think
Kenny is the perfect person.

293
00:16:55,305 --> 00:16:56,764
MARTIN: Kenny would be great.

294
00:16:56,848 --> 00:16:58,976
SHERRY: Don't you think so? Nilesie!

295
00:16:59,894 --> 00:17:03,064
-Where did you come from?
-What're you doing here?

296
00:17:03,148 --> 00:17:06,192
Daphne's taking refuge at my
apartment for the night. I just stopped by

297
00:17:06,276 --> 00:17:08,737
-to get a few of her things.
-Back.

298
00:17:08,821 --> 00:17:10,489
You were just gonna
let us worry all night?

299
00:17:10,573 --> 00:17:13,493
-I was gonna tell you on my way out.
-MARTIN: This is stupid.

300
00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:16,162
I'm gonna call her and get her back here.
We'll work this out.

301
00:17:16,246 --> 00:17:18,416
It's a waste of time.
She's so upset, there's no way

302
00:17:18,500 --> 00:17:20,900
she will ever set foot
in this apartment tonight.

303
00:17:21,669 --> 00:17:24,131
If you don't believe me,
you can ask her yourself.

304
00:17:26,383 --> 00:17:29,929
I just remembered, my pills aren't in
the cabinet. They're on the dresser.

305
00:17:30,013 --> 00:17:32,558
What courage, pulling yourself together.
Just scurry to the car,

306
00:17:32,642 --> 00:17:34,101
I'll only be a moment.

307
00:17:34,185 --> 00:17:36,019
MARTIN: Daphne.

308
00:17:36,103 --> 00:17:39,149
Sherry and I talked, and
we really feel bad about this.

309
00:17:39,233 --> 00:17:41,276
The whole thing is just
a misunderstanding.

310
00:17:41,360 --> 00:17:45,448
If you want, I suppose we
could sit down and talk it out.

311
00:17:46,074 --> 00:17:48,493
Well, I suppose we could.

312
00:17:48,577 --> 00:17:51,539
NILES: Obviously, these two
wildcats can't come to terms.

313
00:17:52,791 --> 00:17:54,667
The best thing will be
for them to be apart.

314
00:17:54,751 --> 00:17:56,794
-I know. I'm a psychiatrist.
-SHERRY: No, no, no.

315
00:17:56,878 --> 00:18:00,466
Your dad is right.
Now, Daphne just misunderstood.

316
00:18:01,050 --> 00:18:03,219
I didn't exactly misunderstand.

317
00:18:03,303 --> 00:18:05,722
You did set me up with a total stranger.

318
00:18:05,806 --> 00:18:08,768
Oh, but he's not a stranger.
He comes in the bar all the time.

319
00:18:08,852 --> 00:18:10,895
Oh, a barfly. Much better.

320
00:18:10,979 --> 00:18:13,482
-Oh, there you go again.
-Me?!

321
00:18:13,566 --> 00:18:15,650
You know, you two are really a lot alike.

322
00:18:15,734 --> 00:18:17,653
-SHERRY: No, we're not!
-I am not like her!

323
00:18:17,737 --> 00:18:20,740
-SHERRY: How can you say that?
-NILES: Talk amongst yourselves.

324
00:18:20,824 --> 00:18:23,160
SHERRY: I mean, all I was trying to do…

325
00:18:23,244 --> 00:18:25,954
-He's probably an alcoholic!
-He is not an alcoholic.

326
00:18:26,038 --> 00:18:28,541
You think I'd let you go out with a…
Oh, honey…

327
00:18:28,625 --> 00:18:30,251
DAPHNE: A busybody, that's what you are.

328
00:18:30,335 --> 00:18:31,504
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

329
00:18:31,588 --> 00:18:32,630
MARTIN: Frasier?

330
00:18:34,257 --> 00:18:36,009
I'm taking a bath.

331
00:18:38,012 --> 00:18:40,013
Bubbles?

332
00:18:40,097 --> 00:18:42,016
They're aroma-therapeutic.

333
00:18:42,100 --> 00:18:44,352
And exactly what part
of "I'm taking a bath"

334
00:18:44,436 --> 00:18:46,814
did you take to mean "Come on in"?

335
00:18:46,898 --> 00:18:49,775
Well, I'm sorry to tax your
delicate system, but Daphne's back,

336
00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:51,820
and she and Sherry are at again,

337
00:18:51,904 --> 00:18:54,197
and now she says she's
gonna stay overnight with Niles,

338
00:18:54,281 --> 00:18:55,657
and this is your department.

339
00:18:55,741 --> 00:18:58,744
Unless blood has been spilled,
and on a carpeted area, I don't care.

340
00:18:58,828 --> 00:19:00,621
-Now get out.
-SHERRY: Oh, there you are.

341
00:19:00,705 --> 00:19:04,751
Marty, I tried, but that girl
has no manners whatsoever.

342
00:19:04,835 --> 00:19:06,671
-Hey, Frasier.
-Do you mind?!

343
00:19:06,755 --> 00:19:08,339
I knew I'd find you in here.

344
00:19:08,423 --> 00:19:10,550
Whatever they're
telling you, it's not true.

345
00:19:10,634 --> 00:19:13,387
-Daphne, you can't come in here.
-Why not? She can.

346
00:19:13,471 --> 00:19:15,138
No, she can't! No one can!

347
00:19:15,222 --> 00:19:17,100
Frasier, have you no decency?
Daphne, let's go.

348
00:19:17,184 --> 00:19:20,353
All right, I am moments away from
succumbing once and for all to this flu,

349
00:19:20,437 --> 00:19:24,775
but I will take one stab at this, and
then I am going to sink hippopotamus-like

350
00:19:24,859 --> 00:19:26,403
beneath the bubbles.

351
00:19:27,321 --> 00:19:30,867
I think what this all comes
down to is a dispute over turf.

352
00:19:30,951 --> 00:19:33,870
Daphne and Sherry are like two
animals scent-marking their territory,

353
00:19:33,954 --> 00:19:35,372
which in this case is you, Dad.

354
00:19:35,456 --> 00:19:37,749
You couldn't come up with a
less disgusting comparison?

355
00:19:37,833 --> 00:19:40,336
All right, fine.
It's like the Roman Emperor Tiberius.

356
00:19:40,420 --> 00:19:42,505
His mother, Livia, and wife, Vipsania.

357
00:19:42,589 --> 00:19:43,715
-What?
-Huh?

358
00:19:43,799 --> 00:19:45,093
-Who?
-Go on.

359
00:19:46,219 --> 00:19:47,595
FRASIER: All right.

360
00:19:47,679 --> 00:19:52,434
Daphne, your primary role in this
household is to take care of Dad.

361
00:19:53,102 --> 00:19:55,897
Sherry, you also enjoy taking care of Dad.

362
00:19:55,981 --> 00:20:00,152
I suspect that your attempts to
find Daphne a boyfriend are really

363
00:20:00,236 --> 00:20:02,154
an unconscious ploy
to get her out of the way.

364
00:20:02,238 --> 00:20:03,655
It's unconscious.

365
00:20:03,739 --> 00:20:05,909
Daphne, actually,
you're threatened by this.

366
00:20:05,993 --> 00:20:08,870
You feel that you're no longer needed.

367
00:20:08,954 --> 00:20:11,373
I have been feeling a bit unwanted lately.

368
00:20:11,457 --> 00:20:15,045
A night without your services will have
them singing a different tune. Let's go.

369
00:20:15,129 --> 00:20:18,379
Yes, Niles, no one's gonna be
singing anything tonight, all right?

370
00:20:18,632 --> 00:20:19,926
Daphne.

371
00:20:22,470 --> 00:20:26,600
I think we now all understand
why you stormed out of here earlier.

372
00:20:26,684 --> 00:20:30,313
A strong emotion like not feeling
wanted can drive anyone to a rash

373
00:20:30,397 --> 00:20:31,898
and impulsive act.

374
00:20:31,982 --> 00:20:33,691
Yes, it nearly did.

375
00:20:33,775 --> 00:20:36,070
I mean, yes, it did.

376
00:20:36,154 --> 00:20:38,739
Yes, well, at the root of this,

377
00:20:38,823 --> 00:20:40,700
you're both just feeling insecure.

378
00:20:40,784 --> 00:20:42,953
Exactly.

379
00:20:45,874 --> 00:20:48,877
It very possibly could've been avoided
if Dad had been sensitive enough

380
00:20:48,961 --> 00:20:51,088
to remind you that you're
both important in his life.

381
00:20:51,172 --> 00:20:53,048
What're you saying, that it's my fault?

382
00:20:53,132 --> 00:20:57,136
Well, I must admit, a few reassuring
words might just have done the trick.

383
00:20:57,220 --> 00:20:59,807
Marty does have difficulty
expressing his feelings.

384
00:20:59,891 --> 00:21:01,725
No, I don't.

385
00:21:01,809 --> 00:21:03,895
-Oh, Sherry…
-Oh, save it, honey.

386
00:21:03,979 --> 00:21:06,064
-It wasn't our fault.
-Yes, it was!

387
00:21:06,148 --> 00:21:08,818
You said that she was skinny,
and you said she was a bigmouth.

388
00:21:08,902 --> 00:21:10,528
That is not important.

389
00:21:10,612 --> 00:21:12,655
-We all feel better now.
-Well, I don't.

390
00:21:12,739 --> 00:21:15,033
Well, all right, look, I am
running out of patience.

391
00:21:15,117 --> 00:21:18,117
I am running out of strength.
And I'm running out of bubbles.

392
00:21:18,705 --> 00:21:20,749
Please, the lecture has ended!

393
00:21:21,917 --> 00:21:25,796
-You're a good psychiatrist, Dr. Crane.
-You sure are, hon.

394
00:21:25,880 --> 00:21:29,468
You see, Marty?
It isn't just a lot of hooey.

395
00:21:30,010 --> 00:21:31,929
-Thank you very much.
-Oh.

396
00:21:32,805 --> 00:21:37,059
Please, Niles. Look, unconsciously,
you knew that it wasn't right.

397
00:21:37,143 --> 00:21:38,895
That's why you brought Daphne back here.

398
00:21:38,979 --> 00:21:43,651
No, we came back to
fetch her damn thyroid pills.

399
00:21:43,735 --> 00:21:46,947
You're a doctor. Why didn't you
just use your prescription pad?

400
00:21:51,953 --> 00:21:53,956
Oh, my God.

401
00:21:54,832 --> 00:21:58,332
Isn't there an all-night pharmacy
across the street from your building?

402
00:21:59,504 --> 00:22:01,548
NILES: Oh, my God.

403
00:22:13,104 --> 00:22:15,731
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