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A gold-leaf candle snuffer?

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Huh.
My, what a spendthrift this Charles X was.

3
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Of course I want you
to bid on it for me, Greg.

4
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Now, start waving your paddle.

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-Hey.
-Oh, Roz, you got my message.

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Yeah, said you had good news.

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-Yes.
-What's up?

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More importantly, what's down.

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Oh, fun. Wordplay.

10
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No, no, the ratings are out
for KACL's first six months

11
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of <i>All Salsa Radio.</i>

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-And they were lousy?
-They aspire to lousy.

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So they'll be looking for a new format.

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-Better yet, an old format.
-Think they're gonna bring us back?

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-That's the scuttlebutt on the street.
-Oh, this is great. Aren't you thrilled?

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I'd be shouting it from the rooftops
if I weren't saving my instrument.

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-Oh, thank you.
-May I help you?

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Non-fat cap.

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I haven't seen you before.

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-I'm Roz. This is Frasier.
-Colette.

21
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Ah, your mother was a fan
of the great French novelist

22
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and raconteur Sidonie Gabrielle Colette.

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Okay. Yeah.

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Hey, guys, you won't… Whoa!

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Any more like you at home?

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-No.
-Good, we'll have privacy.

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-Short drip.
-Colette.

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-You guys see these numbers?
-Yes.

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-<i>Salsa Radio</i> is in el dumper-acha.
-See?

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KACL is gonna be on their knees
begging us to come back to work.

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You know that lady from the temp agency

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who's saying I have a bad attitude?

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I can't wait to tell that
bean-counting fathead

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where she can put her time sheet.

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-I'm quitting on the way home.
-Oh…

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What? Did you say something?

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No, no, never mind.

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I better cancel my lecture next week.
Can't be out of town if I'm working.

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-No, no…
-Is everything all right, Colette?

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-Oh, I hate this.
-What?

41
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Well, I overhear things.
I'm not trying to.

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It just happens when you're a waitress.

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You overheard something about KACL?

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They're not dropping <i>Salsa.</i>

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-What?
-How do you know that?

46
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Well, the station owner was
in this morning, and he said:

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"It's my station. I like salsa
music, and I'm sticking with it."

48
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But that could mean anything.

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I knew I shouldn't have
gotten my hopes up.

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This stinks! This is total BS!

51
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What are you so upset about, Bulldog?
You've got a job.

52
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Not anymore.

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I got canned for saying
something on the air.

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I was talking with this golfer chick

55
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who said she wants to
enter the Women's Open.

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Like I'm supposed to leave that alone.

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I'm starting to think we're
never going back to work.

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They can't stay with a
failing format forever.

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In three months, if the
numbers are this bad,

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they'll have to make a change.

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Three months is an eternity.

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My rent's gone up.
The baby stuff cost a fortune.

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I stopped buying Alice
those pink headbands

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for little girls whose
hair hasn't come in yet.

65
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Now, when we go out,
I just call her Howard.

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Well, you know what, if
things have gotten that tight,

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let me lend you some
money to tide you over.

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-That's sweet, but I couldn't.
-No, please.

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It's not a hardship.
I'll be fine for the next three months.

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I don't know. I'm not sure I feel
comfortable taking money from you.

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Try putting your hair in a bun.
That used to help Lilith.

72
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Now, how much can I give you?

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Fifteen hundred?

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-I mean, I wouldn't ask for so much…
-No, no, none of my business.

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You can just pay me
back whenever you'd like.

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This is your money to
do with as you see fit.

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There we are.

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Thank you.

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Oh, please, don't even mention it.

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Makes me feel good to share
my good fortune with someone.

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I just got a call from my antique scout.

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He's found a gilded candle
snuffer that the Seattle Museum

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would pay a pretty penny
for to have in their collection.

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COLETTE: Oh…

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I hate her.

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FRASIER: Look, I'm sorry, Niles.
I have no idea where it is.

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-I'm not even sure I own one.
-Oh, don't be ridiculous.

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Have you seen Frasier's frittata pan?

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Hi. Marty Crane.
I don't believe we've met.

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Dad, what on earth are you doing?

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Oh, Eddie's woozy.

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There's this vicious blue jay on
the terrace who keeps teasing him.

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Then Eddie goes chasing after
him and slams into that glass door.

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This bird just struts
around, big as you please,

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laughing that snooty bird laugh.

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Snooty bird laugh?

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[LAUGHS]

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Yeah, like that.

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I wanna put stickums on the door
so that Eddie remembers it's glass.

100
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Oh, yes, Dad, by all means.

101
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Let's add rainbow
decals to the nose prints

102
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and the bits of fur
that already festoon it.

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You're grouchy for somebody
who just got his job back.

104
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That's because I'm
not getting my job back.

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What happened?
You said it was a sure thing.

106
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Well, it wasn't.

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I spoke with Bebe. They're keeping <i>Salsa.</i>

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-I'm sorry.
-FRASIER: Yes, well, don't despair, Dad.

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There are other jobs.
Bebe told me that I'm on the short list

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for the voice of Chester
"The Yummy Nut" Squirrel.

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[DOOR OPENS]

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All right, don't anyone
go out in this weather.

113
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I am so soaked, my dress
is pasted right onto me.

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It's a good thing I had
this coat in the trunk.

115
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Yes, that was lucky.
Let me take it for you.

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No, it's all right.
I'll keep it on for the moment. Thanks.

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Here you are, Dr. Crane.

118
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I stopped off at the Trianon Day Spa
and picked up your papaya exfoliant

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-and neck cream <i>pour l'homme.</i>
-FRASIER: Thanks, Daphne.

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I wouldn't have sent you out in this
weather if it weren't an emergency.

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Oh, I saw Roz down at the spa,

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having herself an
all-day beauty treatment.

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Now, that's strange.

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Why?

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Well, Roz has been a
little cash-poor lately.

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In fact, I gave her a
loan myself this morning.

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Then she heads down to the Trianon.

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I have half a mind to have
a word with her about it.

129
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Bad idea. If you loaned
her that money, it's hers now.

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It's none of your business
what she does with it.

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-That's what I told her. Still…
-Trust me.

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More friendships have been
ruined because of something like this.

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Smartest thing you can
do is never bring it up.

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I'm aware of that, Dad.

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It's just that she must have gone
straight from the café to the spa.

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Don't you think that's odd?

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Well, not when you stack it up
against a man who uses neck cream.

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Before you mock this product,
you might recall you went to that spa.

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-What?
-Don't you remember?

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Two years ago, for your birthday, I
gave you that special gift certificate

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for you and Sherry to
have a day of indulgence.

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You told me you used it.

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Oh, yeah. Right.

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Remind us, Dad, what
treatments did you have?

145
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Oh, we did the whole shooting match.

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They rubbed us all over,

147
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and then they washed us
down with this liniment oil.

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And then they hit us
with those hickory sticks.

149
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You've heard us talk about it enough,
you'd be able to bluff better than that.

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You'd be surprised
at what I don't listen to.

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I'm sorry. I hope you're not mad.

152
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Mad? No, I'm delighted.

153
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If you have the certificate,
we can go together.

154
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No, I don't think so.

155
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Oh, please, I need this.

156
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A spa's just not my speed.

157
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I just keep picturing myself
standing over some drain

158
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being hosed down like
some old circus animal.

159
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But, Dad, I can't afford this
sort of thing for myself anymore.

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I'd go without you, but the
certificate's in your name.

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-Please?
-Oh, all right.

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Oh, great.

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I'm gonna make a reservation
before you change your mind.

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MARTIN: What are you smirking at?

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Oh, I'm just musing about
the timeless moments

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that bind a father to son.

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A game of catch, a trip
to a little fishing hole,

168
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a shared rainforest mud facial.

169
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Oh, Niles, I thought
today was your spa day.

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It is. I'm on my way.
I need it now more than ever.

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Last night at the Shangri-La,

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-the most scandalous thing happened.
-Now's not the best time.

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Oh, sorry, I didn't see you there.
I'll have…

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A non-fat cappuccino?

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Good guess.

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No, I've waited on you before.

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Oh, I don't think so. I'm very observant.

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Anyway…

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I was invited to a housewarming
party for a new arrival, Stewey.

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I hadn't been there two
minutes when I heard a pop.

181
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Looked up to see the '81
Château Haut-Brion I brought

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being decanted into a
punch bowl of sangria,

183
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canned fruit and erotic ice cubes.

184
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I haven't been so depressed
since Maris started seeing

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-What's-His-Name.
-Schenkman.

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-Thank you.
-Uh-huh.

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Hey, guys.

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-Oh, Roz.
-Hello, Roz.

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Shopping really takes it out of you.

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Really?
Stocking up on supplies for baby Alice?

191
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Oh, no. It's mama's turn today.
I'll be back in a minute.

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Bidwell's?
My God, isn't that a little pricey?

193
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I'll say. It's Maris' favorite store.

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They give points for every
dollar you spend there.

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One year, she got enough

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to have Tony Bennett
come to our house and sing.

197
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Well, at this rate she's gonna
go through that loan in no time.

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I'm wondering if I should talk with her.

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I understand your impulse,
but I'm with Dad on this one.

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Questioning her about that money,

201
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-it's just going to lead to trouble.
-I'm not sure I agree.

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The entire point may be moot anyway.

203
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How do I know there's anything
more extravagant in here

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-than calendars and socks?
-Don't even think about it.

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You know as well as I
do there is no justification

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for going through her bags.

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You're right, there isn't.

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-Now there is.
-Frasier.

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Just shut up and keep a lookout.
God, a cashmere sweater.

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Bidwell's private labeled perfume.

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-Here she comes.
-What, oh, my keys.

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That is the last time I wear
the shoes out of the store.

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My feet are killing me.

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I should go.
I wanna get down to the spa before Dad.

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He may bridle when the
front desk clerk asks him

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if he prefers a man or a woman.

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Wow. Is that the time?
I gotta meet Carol for lunch at La Goulue.

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00:10:02,812 --> 00:10:04,021
-La Goulue?
-Yeah.

219
00:10:04,188 --> 00:10:06,941
-Roz, before you go, there's…
-Oh, I know.

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If I drop your name, they'll give
me better service. I'll call you later.

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00:10:12,737 --> 00:10:14,697
-Can I get you anything else?
-Yes, a taxi.

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I already called.

223
00:10:22,831 --> 00:10:24,916
[LIQUID POURING]

224
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Oh, damn.

225
00:10:28,628 --> 00:10:30,255
Oh, not to worry, Dr. Crane.

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-I'll have that spot cleaned up.
-Thank you, Daphne.

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00:10:33,382 --> 00:10:36,218
Lock up your daughters.
The men are back from the hunt.

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00:10:36,385 --> 00:10:39,388
Oh, well, boys, how
was your day at the spa?

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NILES: Fantastic.
You should have seen Dad.

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I walked by the serenity room

231
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just as Olga and Sergei were
giving him a full-body sudsing.

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I never felt so clean and
so dirty at the same time.

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See you later, Dad. Great day.

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-All right, how bad was it?
-Mortifying.

235
00:10:58,364 --> 00:11:01,075
First of all, he refused to go
nude, even in the private rooms.

236
00:11:01,159 --> 00:11:04,454
Well, Niles, don't forget, Dad
is of a different generation.

237
00:11:04,662 --> 00:11:07,414
Wearing socks and underpants
and carrying a wallet into a mud bath

238
00:11:07,498 --> 00:11:09,000
is not a generational issue.

239
00:11:12,169 --> 00:11:14,420
If you ever hear me offer
to take Dad to a spa again,

240
00:11:14,504 --> 00:11:17,299
wash out my mouth with jug wine.

241
00:11:18,550 --> 00:11:20,301
Did you ever get your keys back from Roz?

242
00:11:20,385 --> 00:11:22,303
No, no.
Actually, I had to wait the entire day

243
00:11:22,387 --> 00:11:24,890
before she found them in her bag.

244
00:11:25,390 --> 00:11:26,975
She's on her way over here right now.

245
00:11:27,059 --> 00:11:29,352
It gives me a chance to talk
to her about her spending.

246
00:11:29,436 --> 00:11:32,145
Frasier, why do you insist
on traipsing into that minefield?

247
00:11:32,229 --> 00:11:35,983
Niles, I don't want to talk
to her about it, I have to.

248
00:11:36,192 --> 00:11:37,985
For God's sake, at
the rate she's spending,

249
00:11:38,069 --> 00:11:40,487
she's gonna be out of money
before we're back to work.

250
00:11:40,571 --> 00:11:44,271
And frankly, I'm just a bit annoyed
with the way she flaunts it in my face.

251
00:11:44,367 --> 00:11:47,787
Expensive lunches. Needless extravagances.

252
00:11:47,953 --> 00:11:50,956
Frankly, I think the entire thing's
just a bit insensitive, don't you?

253
00:11:51,040 --> 00:11:52,540
Oh, excuse me.

254
00:11:52,707 --> 00:11:57,587
Not to interrupt, but six months
ago, you borrowed $40 from me.

255
00:11:57,796 --> 00:11:59,714
We were at the wine shop, remember?

256
00:11:59,923 --> 00:12:02,300
You couldn't quite scrape
together enough for a bottle

257
00:12:02,384 --> 00:12:05,095
of your precious Chateau Mr. Fussy-Pants.

258
00:12:06,137 --> 00:12:07,889
So I lent you the money.

259
00:12:08,056 --> 00:12:11,017
And have I said a peep about it since? No.

260
00:12:11,226 --> 00:12:14,269
I just sit here, quietly
reusing my tea bags,

261
00:12:14,436 --> 00:12:16,688
while you trundle off
to your private clubs

262
00:12:16,855 --> 00:12:19,316
ordering gourmet this and imported that.

263
00:12:19,525 --> 00:12:22,319
"Are the cigars Cuban?
Are the tulips Dutch?

264
00:12:22,486 --> 00:12:23,612
"Oh, good news."

265
00:12:23,779 --> 00:12:26,907
My personal shopper just found
a dozen antique pudding plates."

266
00:12:27,074 --> 00:12:30,035
Who has 12 people over for pudding?

267
00:12:31,994 --> 00:12:34,288
So you gave poor Roz a bit of money.

268
00:12:34,497 --> 00:12:36,081
It hasn't changed your life, has it,

269
00:12:36,165 --> 00:12:39,961
you sherry-swilling,
foie-gras-munching hypocrite?

270
00:12:45,466 --> 00:12:48,177
Daphne, I did repay you.

271
00:12:49,178 --> 00:12:50,221
What?

272
00:12:50,430 --> 00:12:52,472
I paid for that parking ticket.

273
00:12:52,639 --> 00:12:55,239
Fifty dollars, as I recall.
That means you owe me 10.

274
00:12:56,017 --> 00:12:59,104
Oh, right.
Well, I'm glad you said something.

275
00:12:59,271 --> 00:13:02,232
It's not good to let these things fester.

276
00:13:05,569 --> 00:13:08,989
Niles, I think I'm having a
weird reaction to that spa stuff.

277
00:13:09,197 --> 00:13:11,783
My skin's starting to
tingle and tighten up.

278
00:13:11,991 --> 00:13:14,868
That's the citrus reacting with
your natural oils. It's a good sign.

279
00:13:14,952 --> 00:13:16,244
Well, it doesn't feel so good.

280
00:13:16,328 --> 00:13:19,373
I just scratched my chin
and my eyelid closed.

281
00:13:22,168 --> 00:13:23,252
[DOORBELL RINGS]

282
00:13:23,419 --> 00:13:24,795
Oh, that'll be Roz.

283
00:13:25,004 --> 00:13:27,506
Maybe I'll take my leave
before the fur starts to fly.

284
00:13:27,590 --> 00:13:29,716
Oh, Niles, there's not
gonna be any fur flying.

285
00:13:29,800 --> 00:13:32,719
Unless, of course, she bought
one on the way over here.

286
00:13:32,886 --> 00:13:34,011
-Hello, Roz.
-Hey, Niles.

287
00:13:34,095 --> 00:13:35,513
-Roz.
-Are you on your way out?

288
00:13:35,597 --> 00:13:37,056
Yes. Good night.

289
00:13:37,682 --> 00:13:40,082
-Well, here are your keys.
-Oh, thank you, Roz.

290
00:13:40,226 --> 00:13:42,645
We had to turn the whole
café inside out looking for them.

291
00:13:42,729 --> 00:13:46,179
I would've been here a lot sooner,
but I stopped to get you something.

292
00:13:46,274 --> 00:13:48,943
Roz, oh, gosh, you know,
you really shouldn't have.

293
00:13:49,152 --> 00:13:51,362
I wanted to.
This is just my way of saying thank you

294
00:13:51,446 --> 00:13:52,612
for how great you've been.

295
00:13:52,696 --> 00:13:55,157
Well, you see, you really shouldn't have.

296
00:13:55,324 --> 00:13:57,284
I mean, for one thing, it's just…

297
00:14:00,287 --> 00:14:02,915
Gosh, it is lovely, Roz. It's just that…

298
00:14:03,123 --> 00:14:05,125
There's something I
need to talk to you about.

299
00:14:05,209 --> 00:14:07,509
No, that decanter is
not just to say thank you.

300
00:14:07,711 --> 00:14:10,881
It's also to say congratulations.

301
00:14:11,089 --> 00:14:12,923
Station manager called
me half an hour ago.

302
00:14:13,007 --> 00:14:14,675
I made him promise he'd let me tell you.

303
00:14:14,759 --> 00:14:17,010
The board has reconsidered.
They're changing formats.

304
00:14:17,094 --> 00:14:19,513
-They're bringing us back!
-Oh, Roz, that's fantastic!

305
00:14:19,597 --> 00:14:21,140
We start tomorrow.

306
00:14:21,307 --> 00:14:22,350
What's going on?

307
00:14:22,517 --> 00:14:25,895
Good news, Dad, good news.
We got our jobs back at KACL.

308
00:14:26,062 --> 00:14:28,648
Oh, great. Congratulations.

309
00:14:30,608 --> 00:14:33,208
Well, I thought we'd at
least get a smile out of you.

310
00:14:33,401 --> 00:14:35,737
I thought I was smiling.

311
00:14:40,075 --> 00:14:42,369
[SPEAKING IN SPANISH]

312
00:14:52,670 --> 00:14:54,880
This is so great!
We're all back together again!

313
00:14:54,964 --> 00:14:57,716
Hey, Noel, good to see you.
What have you been up to?

314
00:14:57,925 --> 00:14:59,510
Well, actually, I never left.

315
00:14:59,677 --> 00:15:01,804
[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

316
00:15:02,805 --> 00:15:05,391
<i>Adios,</i> Maria.

317
00:15:05,558 --> 00:15:06,809
ROZ: Hi, everybody!

318
00:15:06,976 --> 00:15:08,769
ALL: Roz!

319
00:15:08,936 --> 00:15:10,771
-Oh, God.
-Isn't this the best?

320
00:15:10,938 --> 00:15:17,360
It's so great to see everyone.
Bulldog and Noel, Frasier, you.

321
00:15:17,860 --> 00:15:20,310
God, I didn't think I'd
ever see this place again.

322
00:15:20,863 --> 00:15:23,866
It's like we're soldiers
coming back from the war.

323
00:15:25,910 --> 00:15:27,370
I'm home!

324
00:15:27,829 --> 00:15:30,498
Well, you know, as much as I'd
like to continue the celebration,

325
00:15:30,582 --> 00:15:33,382
in three minutes, we have a show.
Come on, Roz, let's go!

326
00:15:34,376 --> 00:15:36,086
[GASPS]

327
00:15:36,295 --> 00:15:39,506
Oh, God. Noel?

328
00:15:39,673 --> 00:15:43,885
Oh, I just wanted to say I
missed you most of all, Roz.

329
00:15:43,969 --> 00:15:45,762
Oh, well, thanks, Noel. That's so sweet.

330
00:15:45,846 --> 00:15:48,146
Yes, that certainly is sweet, Noel.
Off you go.

331
00:15:48,265 --> 00:15:51,184
Me? Nothing much has changed.

332
00:15:51,393 --> 00:15:52,893
Still living with my mom,

333
00:15:53,060 --> 00:15:56,564
still working on that
Klingon-to-English dictionary.

334
00:15:56,772 --> 00:15:59,066
Noel, how do you say goodbye in Klingon?

335
00:15:59,275 --> 00:16:02,225
Well, it depends.
If you're talking to a superior officer…

336
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,322
-Noel!
<i>-Krish-Krush.</i>

337
00:16:05,323 --> 00:16:06,949
I am so thrilled to be back.

338
00:16:07,116 --> 00:16:08,576
Oh, God, so am I, Roz.

339
00:16:08,743 --> 00:16:11,161
You know what?
I couldn't get a wink of sleep last night.

340
00:16:11,245 --> 00:16:14,163
I put the time to good use.
I composed a speech to open the show.

341
00:16:14,247 --> 00:16:15,347
ROZ: Oh, that's great.

342
00:16:15,457 --> 00:16:17,375
You know, as I was
falling asleep last night,

343
00:16:17,459 --> 00:16:20,920
it occurred to me that you wanted
to talk to me about something.

344
00:16:21,504 --> 00:16:23,757
Right. Right. Oh, well, you know,

345
00:16:23,923 --> 00:16:28,970
I just had a little bone to pick with you.
But it's gone by the wayside now.

346
00:16:29,137 --> 00:16:31,056
-Are you sure?
-Oh, absolutely.

347
00:16:31,222 --> 00:16:33,223
You know how things are
when you're out of work.

348
00:16:33,307 --> 00:16:35,267
You just get a little
crazy about little stuff.

349
00:16:35,351 --> 00:16:37,686
Oh, tell me about it.
I mean, the money stuff alone…

350
00:16:37,770 --> 00:16:39,479
-Well, as a matter of fact…
-What?

351
00:16:39,563 --> 00:16:42,107
No, no, no, it's just not
an issue anymore, Roz.

352
00:16:42,316 --> 00:16:44,026
Now, come on.

353
00:16:44,193 --> 00:16:48,822
Well, all right, it's just that I thought
the way you were spending money

354
00:16:48,989 --> 00:16:50,449
was a little unwise.

355
00:16:51,033 --> 00:16:56,537
You know, spa days, expensive
lunches, Bidwell's perfume.

356
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:59,999
I just thought, you know,
you were unemployed.

357
00:17:00,500 --> 00:17:03,878
But, you know what?
You're employed now, so there it is.

358
00:17:04,045 --> 00:17:06,756
End of subject.
I won't even bring it up again.

359
00:17:06,923 --> 00:17:10,426
-I never told you I bought that perfume.
-Hm?

360
00:17:11,219 --> 00:17:12,594
Well, I…

361
00:17:12,761 --> 00:17:15,597
You didn't have to. I can smell it on you.

362
00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:17,182
I'm not wearing any.

363
00:17:17,683 --> 00:17:19,101
You're kidding.

364
00:17:19,267 --> 00:17:22,103
My goodness, is that you?
Well, then, you should sweat into bottles.

365
00:17:22,187 --> 00:17:23,730
We got a show to do.

366
00:17:24,773 --> 00:17:26,190
The only way you could know that

367
00:17:26,274 --> 00:17:29,611
is if you were looking through
my shopping bag… The keys.

368
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,870
-Roz, we really should be setting up.
-I can't believe this.

369
00:17:32,988 --> 00:17:36,450
You were searching through my bags?
What, is this about the loan?

370
00:17:36,617 --> 00:17:37,868
All right, fine.

371
00:17:38,077 --> 00:17:41,789
I gave you $1500 and suddenly,
you were off on a spending spree.

372
00:17:41,997 --> 00:17:44,082
Excuse me, but weren't
you the one that said

373
00:17:44,166 --> 00:17:45,866
I could spend it any way I wanted?

374
00:17:46,043 --> 00:17:48,211
I just thought you were
gonna be more responsible.

375
00:17:48,295 --> 00:17:50,005
Oh, so now I'm irresponsible.

376
00:17:50,214 --> 00:17:52,548
No, no, I'm just saying that
a woman in your situation…

377
00:17:52,632 --> 00:17:53,758
What situation?

378
00:17:53,967 --> 00:17:55,426
Oh, I know what this is all about.

379
00:17:55,510 --> 00:17:57,220
-My baby.
-Roz…

380
00:17:57,387 --> 00:18:00,389
-That's what this irresponsible stuff…
-No, that is not what I meant!

381
00:18:00,473 --> 00:18:02,976
Well, listen, obviously,
I am not to be trusted

382
00:18:03,143 --> 00:18:05,854
with your precious money,
so I'm paying you back.

383
00:18:06,062 --> 00:18:10,692
And not that it's any of your business,
but Carol took me out to La Goulue.

384
00:18:10,900 --> 00:18:12,985
And my mother gave me a day at the spa.

385
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,320
And those shoes were a store credit.

386
00:18:15,487 --> 00:18:17,239
Oh, and I bought the perfume.

387
00:18:17,448 --> 00:18:20,951
Well, that was just for
me because I wanted it.

388
00:18:21,869 --> 00:18:24,872
Roz, I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to say any of those things.

389
00:18:25,080 --> 00:18:28,208
-Too late.
-I can't stand to have you mad at me.

390
00:18:28,417 --> 00:18:31,836
Look, let me take you to dinner tonight.
We can discuss it after work, all right?

391
00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:33,171
-You're on.
-Thank you.

392
00:18:33,379 --> 00:18:36,132
No, you're on in five seconds.

393
00:18:43,222 --> 00:18:45,224
Good afternoon, Seattle.

394
00:18:45,391 --> 00:18:49,187
This is Dr. Frasier Crane, and we're back.

395
00:18:50,229 --> 00:18:52,731
But don't worry.
I may have been gone a while,

396
00:18:52,898 --> 00:18:55,983
but I think I can remember how
all these knobs and buttons work.

397
00:18:56,067 --> 00:18:57,402
[SALSA MUSIC PLAYS]

398
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,779
[MUSIC STOPS]

399
00:18:58,987 --> 00:19:01,740
I see they've moved the cough button.

400
00:19:02,199 --> 00:19:05,494
Well, anyway, I composed
some thoughts last night

401
00:19:05,660 --> 00:19:09,289
about what the show has
meant to me these last years

402
00:19:09,456 --> 00:19:14,460
and, well, I'd like to
share it with you now.

403
00:19:14,668 --> 00:19:17,129
I realized I have a
lot to feel grateful for.

404
00:19:17,296 --> 00:19:21,759
Grateful for my listeners who
trusted me with their problems.

405
00:19:22,593 --> 00:19:27,306
And grateful for the
person whom I most trust.

406
00:19:27,473 --> 00:19:31,894
It's not an exaggeration to say I put my
career in this woman's hands every day

407
00:19:32,852 --> 00:19:35,021
and she never lets me down.

408
00:19:35,522 --> 00:19:41,194
She shoulders many responsibilities
here and in her personal life

409
00:19:41,361 --> 00:19:45,865
with a grace and skill that I
admire more than she'll ever know.

410
00:19:47,826 --> 00:19:50,662
I am proud to call her my friend.

411
00:19:50,829 --> 00:19:52,080
My producer, Roz Doyle.

412
00:19:55,290 --> 00:19:57,709
Well, now, on to the show.

413
00:19:57,876 --> 00:20:02,256
And if I'm a bit rusty, I
hope you'll forgive me.

414
00:20:03,882 --> 00:20:06,593
After all, to err is human.

415
00:20:08,428 --> 00:20:11,806
-I hope you'll look into your hearts…
-All right, Frasier, you're forgiven.

416
00:20:11,890 --> 00:20:13,349
FRASIER: Oh, good. All right.

417
00:20:13,516 --> 00:20:15,726
Well, we've got a quick
word from our sponsor

418
00:20:15,893 --> 00:20:17,979
and then we'll be back with your calls.

419
00:20:18,145 --> 00:20:19,647
Back after this.

420
00:20:20,690 --> 00:20:22,108
Thanks, Frasier.

421
00:20:22,275 --> 00:20:25,225
-I'm sorry I got so mad.
-Oh, Roz, you had every right to.

422
00:20:25,319 --> 00:20:28,071
How can I think you would squander
the money I gave you that way?

423
00:20:28,155 --> 00:20:30,616
-You'd never be that irresponsible.
-Well, I wouldn't.

424
00:20:30,700 --> 00:20:32,825
If it was on your mind,
I'm glad you brought it up.

425
00:20:32,909 --> 00:20:34,994
I like that we can be
honest with each other.

426
00:20:35,078 --> 00:20:36,329
I like that too.

427
00:20:36,538 --> 00:20:38,956
And I'm so touched that you
stayed up all night last night

428
00:20:39,040 --> 00:20:40,840
and wrote all those things about me.

429
00:20:41,251 --> 00:20:42,627
I meant every word.

430
00:20:44,713 --> 00:20:46,923
Hey, Dr. Crane, great speech.

431
00:20:47,090 --> 00:20:49,801
-I loved what you said about Roz.
-Oh, thank you, Noel.

432
00:20:49,885 --> 00:20:52,178
Hey, Bulldog, can you lend me some money?

433
00:20:52,345 --> 00:20:55,806
-Sure. How much?
-Fifteen hundred. I wrote a bad check.

434
00:20:56,015 --> 00:20:58,266
Hey, wait a minute.
There's nothing in here about Roz.

435
00:20:58,350 --> 00:20:59,393
Noel, put that down.

436
00:20:59,560 --> 00:21:01,686
"Like Napoleon's triumphant
return from Elba…"

437
00:21:01,770 --> 00:21:03,898
<i>Krish-Krush! Krish-Krush!</i>

438
00:21:13,072 --> 00:21:15,199
[INAUDIBLE]