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-Hello.
-Hey, how was your afternoon?

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Do you know what this wonderful man did?

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Oh, Daphne, please don't…

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He filled a basket full of
me favorite English foods:

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blood pudding, jellied eels, kidney pie.

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Then he hid it in the shrubs

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so we'd stumble upon it
during our stroll through the park.

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I was afraid that somebody
would find it before we got there,

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but fortunately, untouched.

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Yes. Just because it was untouched
doesn't mean someone didn't find it.

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-Hello, Dr. Crane.
-NILES: Hello, Daphne.

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Donny. Ahem.

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Hey, tiger. Look what I got for you.
Think fast.

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-What are the keys to?
-Your ex-wife's lakefront cottage.

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Now your lakefront cottage.

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A little something I hammered
out for you in the settlement.

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Thank you. Donny, I never
thought I'd see Shady Glen again.

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-DAPHNE: Goodbye.
-Bye.

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Well, congratulations, Niles.

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Yeah, looks like Donny really
did a job on Maris' legal team.

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Yes, well, he certainly
is ruthless, all right.

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As a divorce lawyer,

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what a callous attitude he must
have toward human relationships.

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Yeah, you'd think so, Dr. Crane,
but actually, it's just the opposite.

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I've never met anyone
so incredibly romantic.

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Yes, well, I'm sure he
seems that way on the outside.

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FRASIER: Oh, Niles, please.

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It's unseemly enough when
she's actually in the room.

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I'm sorry. What am I supposed to do?

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For the first time since I've known her,

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I'm free and single and
now she's with someone.

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-I'm supposed to suffer in silence?
-I'd take that.

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I just don't understand.
What does she see in him?

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If you were Daphne, would
you go out with Donny?

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Well, no, but I wouldn't massage
Dad's ass for what I pay her either.

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Look, I'm sorry, Niles.

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Donny and Daphne seem very happy together.

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Either it's true love, in which case
it's too late for you to declare yourself,

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or it's just a temporary infatuation.

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-It's got to be. It's got to be.
-In which case, it will pass.

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And then you can make your move.

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In the meantime, I suggest that
maybe you start looking elsewhere.

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You know, maybe make a fresh start.

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Do something to get
your mind off of Daphne.

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I know, I know, it's just difficult.

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Yes, I understand.
Say, you know what? I've got an idea.

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Why don't the three of us go to
that cabin of yours for the weekend?

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Sorry, I can't. I got a dentist
appointment Saturday morning.

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Niles can go up on Friday
night, put things together,

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and then you and I can drive
up on Saturday afternoon.

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Why not? It's a fabulous place, Dad.

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It's got a stereo and a big-screen
TV and a sauna, wine cellar.

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Perfect for three guys
roughing it in the wilderness.

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Well, I'm game.

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I can stop at the butcher,
pick up a couple of ducks

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and make my justly
celebrated duck à l'orange.

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Washed down with a
winsome-yet-robust Chambertin.

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-Chambertin.
-Yeah.

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I'll bring a quart of whiskey
in case of snakebite.

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Dad, Dad, there are no snakes up there.

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All right, I'll bring a snake.

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God, this is great, Niles.
I've gotta dash down to the mailbox,

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drop that letter in
before the last pick-up.

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Niles, trust me.

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You'll be glad you took
my advice on this one.

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I already am. Thank you.

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It's going to do me a world of good
to get away from Daphne for a while.

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Yes, I couldn't agree more.

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Hey, Daphne, how would you like
to see my new lakefront cottage?

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-Sounds lovely. When?
-This weekend.

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We're all going.
You can drive with me on Friday

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and Dad and Frasier will be right behind.

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Oh, that's very sweet, Dr. Crane.
But I can't.

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One of me cousins is going
to San Francisco this weekend

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and I promised I'd fly down.

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-That's a shame.
-Yeah.

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Donny's not too thrilled about it either.

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-He wanted to come with me.
-And he's not?

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No, that would have meant
staying in a hotel together,

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and I'm not sure we're ready for that yet.

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I suppose you think I'm
being a bit old-fashioned.

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Dear God in heaven, no.

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You can't force these things.

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You have to wait for the
moment when you know it's right.

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And sometimes the moment never
comes and you just have to move on.

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I really appreciate the invitation
and I hope you'll invite me again.

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All right, Daphne, how would you
like to see my new lakefront cottage?

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You're silly.

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[DAPHNE CHUCKLES]

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[NILES GRUNTS]

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-ROZ: Martin, Niles.
-NILES: Hey.

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-Boy, this place is jammed.
-Here, Roz, you can have my seat.

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-I'm on my way to Duke's.
-Thank you.

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Yeah. So how's the world treating you?

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Like dirt.

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My social life is non-existent.

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Every time I meet a guy
who's halfway decent,

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all I have to do is mention I got a kid

99
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and he runs like a
cheap pair of pantyhose.

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Well, maybe you and Niles
can cheer each other up.

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-Dad.
-Why, what's his problem?

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Daphne's got a new
boyfriend and it's eating him up.

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-Dad.
-What? You got a thing for Daphne?

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You didn't know that
after all these years?

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No, I can't believe Daphne never told me.

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How could she? She doesn't know either.

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-You're kidding.
-Yes. Yes, he's a great kidder.

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Now, you, Dad, run along and
you be very careful crossing streets.

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Six years, can you believe it?

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Some people just don't even
know when it's time to pull the plug.

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Well, I won't make that mistake twice.

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So let me get this straight.

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You've been hot for Daphne all this time

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and you've never made a move?

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-I was a happily married man.
-You were never happy.

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And you've been separated
for almost two years.

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Well, somehow, the right
moment never came along.

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ROZ: Oh, come on.

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I'm not trying to make you feel
bad, it's just, waiting all this time,

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and now she's got a boyfriend.

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My God, that is really pathetic.

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Obviously, you've never let someone

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you've grown to care
deeply about get away.

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Well, sure I have.

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I'm not talking about

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when the migrant workers leave
at the end of the picking season.

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No, really.
I've had a couple of boyfriends

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I shouldn't have let get away.

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-Serious relationships?
-Yeah.

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I can name one right
off the top of my head.

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That lawyer I gave you, Donny.

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-Really?
-Yeah.

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I mean, you only know him professionally,

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but he's very funny, warm, thoughtful.

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We were together for about six months,

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but he really wanted a
family and I wasn't ready

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so I dumped him.

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Now I have the family, but no Donny.

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Gee, I wonder who he's seeing these days.

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[NILES GIGGLING]

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-What's so funny?
-I'll tell you in a minute.

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I just want to savor it.
You've been having all the fun.

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So tell me.

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Donny is Daphne's boyfriend.

145
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That's not funny. When did this happen?

146
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Well, she met him when
he was working on my case.

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[SIGHS]

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Wow, and I was calling you a loser.

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-You never called me a loser.
-In my head I did.

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Well, at the moment, I
have to agree with you.

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I've had plenty of opportunities
and I always chickened out.

152
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Aw, don't blame yourself.

153
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She's living with your
brother, working for your dad.

154
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-It's an awkward situation.
-It is.

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Well, don't feel bad about Donny.

156
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It wasn't right for you at the
time, that's nobody's fault.

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Thanks, Niles.

158
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Listen, the next time you
find somebody you like,

159
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don't wait so long to tell her.

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Ugh. I've got a babysitter waiting.

161
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Mrs. Hines is 70 years old,

162
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has a mole like Abe Lincoln,

163
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but I bet she has plans for the weekend.

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You know what?
I just had the craziest idea.

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My settlement with Maris includes
a beautiful lakefront cottage,

166
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and I'm going up there this afternoon.

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Why don't you come along?
You can bring Alice.

168
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Are you serious?

169
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Well, Frasier and Dad
are coming up tomorrow.

170
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But tonight, it'd just be us.

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Love's losers, licking our
wounds, laughing at our pain.

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-Gee, I don't know, I…
-Whoa, whoa, wh…

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Frasier's making duck à
l'orange and I'm bringing the wine.

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What about it?

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I never thought I'd
say this, but you're on.

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Oh! In a funny way, this reminds me

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of that wonderful moment
in <i>Streetcar Named Desire</i>

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when the brutish Stanley says
to the ultra-refined Blanche:

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"We've had this date with
each other from the beginning."

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I don't know the play well,

181
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but I can tell you right
now, I'm not that refined.

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Actually, I was picturing
you more as Stanley.

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[KNOCKS]

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-Hi there.
-Donny, so glad you could make it.

185
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Well, thanks for inviting me.

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Wow. This is a great place
to get some work done.

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And no distractions in sight.

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-Thank…
-Donny, I'd like to introduce…

189
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Oh, that's right.
You two know each other, don't you?

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-Roz, how the hell are you? Hi.
-Donny.

191
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I didn't know you were gonna be here.
This is gonna be fun.

192
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I gotta put these somewhere.
Where do I go?

193
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-Just in one of the bedrooms upstairs.
-Okay.

194
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But be careful not to wake Roz's baby.
She's in that first room.

195
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Roz, you've got a baby?

196
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Congratulations. That means that you're…

197
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Married? Nope. She's free as a bird.

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Well, I'll try to be quiet.

199
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-What the hell is this?
-What do you mean?

200
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I thought you might enjoy reminiscing
about all the good times you shared.

201
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Oh, no, you don't. Donny is seeing Daphne,

202
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and I am not the kind who
steals other people's boyfriends.

203
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Not friends' boyfriends, not good friends.
Not again.

204
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Roz, you might recall you
went out with him for six months.

205
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She's only seen him three or four times.

206
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-They're not even sleeping together.
-What? How would you know?

207
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She told me.

208
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I don't wanna be the bad guy
here, but you did have him first.

209
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And he did wanna make a life with you.

210
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Listen, there is no way that I am going…

211
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She hasn't slept with him?

212
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She's English.

213
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Why don't you just admit it?

214
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You're just doing this
because you want Daphne.

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Yes. Yes. Yes, I want Daphne.
I think we belong together,

216
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just like I think you and
Donny belong together.

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And why should two people be happy
when four people can be ecstatic?

218
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Well, you got a point there.
No. No, no, no, it's just not right.

219
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[DOOR OPENS]

220
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Roz, I swear I did not wake her.

221
00:10:08,524 --> 00:10:10,818
She was already up when
I went in to look at her.

222
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She's got such a sweet little face.

223
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-ROZ: Her name is Alice.
-Hi, Alice, I'm Donny.

224
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She doesn't usually
let strangers hold her.

225
00:10:18,452 --> 00:10:21,663
I've always been pretty good with kids.
Come on, sweetie, come on.

226
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How's my hair?

227
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-Niles.
-Ah!

228
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MARTIN: Hey.

229
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Frasier, Dad.
What are you doing here today?

230
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Oh, my dentist is sick.
We had to reschedule.

231
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-Oh, no.
-It's just a head cold.

232
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Oh, God, you haven't
even heard the worst yet.

233
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Butcher shop was closed,
so here I am with my spices

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00:10:43,895 --> 00:10:45,980
and everything I need to
make my duck à l'orange,

235
00:10:46,064 --> 00:10:47,607
all I've got is the l'orange.

236
00:10:47,815 --> 00:10:50,025
We're gonna have to get
ducks the old-fashioned way,

237
00:10:50,109 --> 00:10:52,319
but there's only a couple
of hours of daylight left.

238
00:10:52,403 --> 00:10:54,738
Yes. You know, I saw some
boxes of ammo in the mudroom.

239
00:10:54,822 --> 00:10:57,241
-Through the kitchen.
-FRASIER: No, Dad. Are you insane?

240
00:10:57,325 --> 00:10:59,786
I'm not gonna shoot any ducks.
It's barbaric.

241
00:10:59,995 --> 00:11:01,746
You'll eat them but you won't kill them.

242
00:11:01,830 --> 00:11:05,292
What do you think, these
things are born à l'orange?

243
00:11:05,459 --> 00:11:06,752
[NILES LAUGHING]

244
00:11:07,002 --> 00:11:08,102
Dad does have a point.

245
00:11:08,212 --> 00:11:09,796
There is a duck blind across the lake.

246
00:11:09,880 --> 00:11:12,048
It would be a good
opportunity for you two to bond.

247
00:11:12,132 --> 00:11:14,843
-Niles, what about you?
-I will stay here and season the pans.

248
00:11:14,927 --> 00:11:17,470
-I'm not going hunting.
-Then drive back to Seattle,

249
00:11:17,554 --> 00:11:19,806
find another shop that's
open, and come back tomorrow.

250
00:11:19,890 --> 00:11:21,850
What's going on?
You trying to get rid of us?

251
00:11:21,934 --> 00:11:25,355
-That's preposterous. Why should I…
-Frasier, Martin.

252
00:11:25,563 --> 00:11:27,815
You weren't supposed
to be here until tomorrow.

253
00:11:27,899 --> 00:11:30,527
-Roz, what are you doing here?
-Niles brought me.

254
00:11:30,694 --> 00:11:33,655
I'm just gonna go heat
up a bottle for Alice.

255
00:11:40,412 --> 00:11:42,706
-Roz?
-Roz.

256
00:11:44,541 --> 00:11:46,419
Roz.

257
00:11:46,585 --> 00:11:50,298
Yes, so why don't you two run
along and leave me alone with Roz?

258
00:11:50,464 --> 00:11:51,590
Roz?

259
00:11:51,757 --> 00:11:54,218
Well, didn't you urge
me to make a fresh start?

260
00:11:54,427 --> 00:11:55,677
True, but I gotta tell you,

261
00:11:55,761 --> 00:11:58,180
Roz isn't the freshest
start you could make.

262
00:11:58,347 --> 00:12:01,683
Now, butt out, Frasier. If these two
wanna be alone together, that's fine.

263
00:12:01,767 --> 00:12:04,519
-Now, we're gonna go hunting.
-I'm not going hunting, Dad.

264
00:12:04,603 --> 00:12:08,275
Roz and Niles?
Please, you guys have nothing in common.

265
00:12:08,442 --> 00:12:09,984
Frasier, we're not getting married.

266
00:12:10,068 --> 00:12:12,070
We're going to spend
an afternoon together.

267
00:12:12,154 --> 00:12:14,530
There's nothing wrong with
trying something different.

268
00:12:14,614 --> 00:12:17,951
Which is what you're gonna do now.
So come on, let's go get some ducks.

269
00:12:18,035 --> 00:12:20,287
-Dad…
-Please, take as long as you need.

270
00:12:20,454 --> 00:12:22,914
-I don't wanna go hunting.
-Oh, come on.

271
00:12:23,081 --> 00:12:26,000
Didn't you ever hear the expression
"two's company, three's a crowd"?

272
00:12:26,084 --> 00:12:29,964
No, Dad, I don't think I ever did.
How does it go?

273
00:12:30,673 --> 00:12:32,467
I left some papers in the car.

274
00:12:32,633 --> 00:12:34,051
-Where'd you park?
-Out back.

275
00:12:34,135 --> 00:12:35,803
Then it's best to go through the kitchen

276
00:12:35,887 --> 00:12:37,680
because we have a
loose plank on the porch.

277
00:12:37,764 --> 00:12:38,931
I already came in that way.

278
00:12:39,015 --> 00:12:41,515
Well, you cheated death once.
Don't push your luck.

279
00:12:42,143 --> 00:12:44,145
Niles, one last warning.

280
00:12:44,354 --> 00:12:46,021
Take it from someone who knows you both.

281
00:12:46,105 --> 00:12:47,690
You and Roz are not a good couple.

282
00:12:47,774 --> 00:12:49,692
I understand your saying
that, but believe me,

283
00:12:49,776 --> 00:12:52,195
I have seen a new Roz and
underneath that brazen exterior,

284
00:12:52,279 --> 00:12:54,656
she is a sweet, sensitive,
shy, vulnerable woman.

285
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:58,494
ROZ: Niles? Have you seen my nipples?

286
00:13:06,794 --> 00:13:08,587
Oh… No.

287
00:13:10,547 --> 00:13:11,673
[BIRD CHIRPING]

288
00:13:11,840 --> 00:13:14,219
FRASIER: Niles and Roz?
It's just ridiculous.

289
00:13:14,386 --> 00:13:15,845
MARTIN: Oh, not this again.

290
00:13:16,012 --> 00:13:19,140
Well, they are just
completely incompatible.

291
00:13:19,307 --> 00:13:21,642
Well, haven't you ever heard
about opposites attracting?

292
00:13:21,726 --> 00:13:23,770
I mean, look at your mother and me.

293
00:13:23,978 --> 00:13:26,355
We went together six months,
nobody thought it'd last.

294
00:13:26,439 --> 00:13:28,024
We had 40 happy years together.

295
00:13:28,108 --> 00:13:29,818
[COCKS SHOTGUN]

296
00:13:30,443 --> 00:13:32,445
-Never thought of it that way.
-Yeah.

297
00:13:32,654 --> 00:13:34,405
And then, there are those relationships

298
00:13:34,489 --> 00:13:36,365
where people have a
ton of things in common,

299
00:13:36,449 --> 00:13:39,161
and of course, they always
work out real well. Ha.

300
00:13:40,204 --> 00:13:43,154
I suppose that was a backhanded
comment about me and Lilith.

301
00:13:43,290 --> 00:13:47,837
Wouldn't it be great if she was flying
by here on her broomstick right now?

302
00:13:49,046 --> 00:13:50,506
-Come on, sight up.
-No.

303
00:13:50,714 --> 00:13:52,466
No, I told you, I'm not shooting anything.

304
00:13:52,550 --> 00:13:55,970
-All right, blow the duck call.
-Well, all right.

305
00:13:57,138 --> 00:13:59,015
[BLOWS DUCK CALL]

306
00:14:01,226 --> 00:14:04,354
Gee, you know, I keep
thinking about you and Mom.

307
00:14:04,521 --> 00:14:06,356
Maybe Niles and Roz do have a chance.

308
00:14:06,440 --> 00:14:08,525
Well, sure they do. Blow it again.

309
00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:11,403
[BLOWS DUCK CALL]

310
00:14:14,030 --> 00:14:18,118
You know, I hope I didn't discourage
Niles too much by the way I reacted.

311
00:14:18,285 --> 00:14:20,535
You know how much
stock he puts in my opinion.

312
00:14:20,620 --> 00:14:21,539
Blow it, Frasier.

313
00:14:22,039 --> 00:14:23,332
[BLOWS DUCK CALL]

314
00:14:23,499 --> 00:14:25,918
I didn't mean the duck call.

315
00:14:26,627 --> 00:14:28,296
[SHOTGUN BLAST]

316
00:14:29,630 --> 00:14:32,680
DONNY: What about that time in
Cancún when the car breaks down

317
00:14:32,842 --> 00:14:34,635
and that guy gives us
a ride on his donkey.

318
00:14:34,719 --> 00:14:36,637
-Niles, you have to hear this.
-NILES: Mm-hmm.

319
00:14:36,721 --> 00:14:39,014
DONNY: Oh, God, I didn't
realize it'd gotten so late.

320
00:14:39,098 --> 00:14:42,810
I have to fax these contracts
to the office right away.

321
00:14:42,977 --> 00:14:44,562
You wouldn't happen to have a machine?

322
00:14:44,646 --> 00:14:46,648
There's one in the
study right down that hall.

323
00:14:46,732 --> 00:14:50,402
But can't that wait?
We're all getting so mellow here. Hm?

324
00:14:51,028 --> 00:14:53,489
You're right. It can wait.
You know what we need?

325
00:14:53,655 --> 00:14:55,907
Another bottle of wine and I brought one.
I'll get it.

326
00:14:55,991 --> 00:14:58,160
Excellent, excellent.

327
00:14:59,620 --> 00:15:02,020
-Well, it's going well, don't you think?
-Yeah.

328
00:15:02,122 --> 00:15:04,290
Except your dad and Frasier
will be here any minute.

329
00:15:04,374 --> 00:15:07,024
And if either one of them
sees Donny, things are over.

330
00:15:07,128 --> 00:15:10,423
They're not gonna. You're gonna invite
him to watch the sunset by the lake.

331
00:15:10,507 --> 00:15:12,357
You're gonna work your charms on him,

332
00:15:12,467 --> 00:15:14,468
then you're going to
invite him out to dinner,

333
00:15:14,552 --> 00:15:15,970
and who knows where that'll lead.

334
00:15:16,054 --> 00:15:18,504
What am I saying?
We both know where that'll lead.

335
00:15:18,723 --> 00:15:20,891
-You really think it'll work?
-Yes, yes, yes.

336
00:15:20,975 --> 00:15:22,893
You go there, you enjoy
that romantic sunset.

337
00:15:22,977 --> 00:15:24,395
-I'll stay with the baby.
-Okay.

338
00:15:24,479 --> 00:15:26,606
-Oh, for heaven's sake.
-NILES: Ah!

339
00:15:26,814 --> 00:15:29,359
You're not gonna let her go
and enjoy the sunset by herself?

340
00:15:29,443 --> 00:15:31,361
Frasier, what are you doing back so soon?

341
00:15:31,445 --> 00:15:34,615
I came back for some more ammo.
Who knew ducks were so shifty?

342
00:15:35,324 --> 00:15:37,743
Anyway, listen.

343
00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:40,621
I know that you took my advice to heart,

344
00:15:40,788 --> 00:15:43,040
but I tell you, I've changed my mind.

345
00:15:43,207 --> 00:15:44,917
I now approve of you and Roz.

346
00:15:45,584 --> 00:15:48,128
-What?
-Yes, the two of you should go for it.

347
00:15:48,295 --> 00:15:50,172
Okay, come on. Off you two go, let's go.

348
00:15:50,256 --> 00:15:52,216
-I don't think this is a good idea.
-Why not?

349
00:15:52,300 --> 00:15:54,093
I've changed my mind.
I'd rather stay here.

350
00:15:54,177 --> 00:15:55,470
FRASIER: What? You know what?

351
00:15:55,554 --> 00:15:58,139
You guys are putting far
too much stock in my opinion.

352
00:15:58,223 --> 00:16:01,309
Come on, let's get down to
the lake and enjoy that sunset.

353
00:16:01,476 --> 00:16:02,894
-NILES: But I…
-FRASIER: Let's go.

354
00:16:02,978 --> 00:16:05,564
No, not another word. Down to the lake.

355
00:16:06,106 --> 00:16:08,858
Okay. I've got a…

356
00:16:10,193 --> 00:16:11,570
[ALICE CRYING]

357
00:16:11,736 --> 00:16:14,323
Oh. Alice.

358
00:16:14,490 --> 00:16:16,576
It's okay, honey.

359
00:16:19,704 --> 00:16:21,122
[SIGHS]

360
00:16:27,295 --> 00:16:28,421
Ooh.

361
00:16:32,341 --> 00:16:34,552
You wait here. I'll get Donny.

362
00:16:35,929 --> 00:16:39,725
You know, Roz is heading down
to the lake to catch that sunset.

363
00:16:39,891 --> 00:16:41,810
And you should be going with her too.

364
00:16:41,977 --> 00:16:43,645
For God's sakes, I told the two of you,

365
00:16:43,729 --> 00:16:46,079
I withdraw my objection.
Now, come on, let's go.

366
00:16:46,189 --> 00:16:47,815
I'm worried about leaving Alice alone.

367
00:16:47,899 --> 00:16:49,984
Now, Roz, listen, I
will attend to the baby.

368
00:16:50,068 --> 00:16:51,736
I was about to make myself a cup of tea.

369
00:16:51,820 --> 00:16:54,405
Now, come on, let's go. March.
Both of you, out the door.

370
00:16:54,489 --> 00:16:55,907
You'll enjoy that romantic sunset

371
00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:58,244
if I have to drag you down there myself.

372
00:17:05,209 --> 00:17:07,253
Oh, okay.

373
00:17:18,222 --> 00:17:21,393
Good Lord, I just can't
believe the two of them.

374
00:17:21,560 --> 00:17:25,064
Ridiculous behavior. My God.

375
00:17:25,230 --> 00:17:26,732
-FRASIER: Ah!
-DAPHNE: Oh!

376
00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,609
-Daphne!
-Sorry.

377
00:17:28,776 --> 00:17:31,361
-Did I startle you?
-No, no, no, that's quite all right.

378
00:17:31,445 --> 00:17:34,907
It's just that if Niles knew you
were here, he would never…

379
00:17:35,532 --> 00:17:38,786
Well, forgive himself for
not being here to greet you.

380
00:17:38,952 --> 00:17:40,454
Oh, he wasn't expecting me.

381
00:17:40,621 --> 00:17:43,625
Me plans changed and I thought
I'd drive up and join you all.

382
00:17:43,833 --> 00:17:46,586
Well, isn't that nice?
You've got to leave.

383
00:17:46,795 --> 00:17:48,505
-Why?
-No, well, you see,

384
00:17:49,130 --> 00:17:52,467
Niles is up here for what a…
I think you Brits call

385
00:17:52,634 --> 00:17:55,178
a dirty weekend with someone.

386
00:17:55,345 --> 00:17:58,306
And the someone happens to be Roz.

387
00:17:58,515 --> 00:18:00,100
Roz?

388
00:18:00,266 --> 00:18:01,810
You mean, "Roz" Roz.

389
00:18:02,018 --> 00:18:04,062
Yes, yes. You've gotta get out of here.

390
00:18:04,270 --> 00:18:07,065
But I just drove two hours
and it's getting dark outside.

391
00:18:07,149 --> 00:18:08,525
All right, I'll tell you what.

392
00:18:08,609 --> 00:18:10,277
There's a bed-and-breakfast up the road.

393
00:18:10,361 --> 00:18:12,613
I think Dad, you and I
should stay there this evening.

394
00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:13,989
-All right.
-Great.

395
00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:17,785
-Could I use the bathroom first?
-No, no, of course. Right in there.

396
00:18:18,953 --> 00:18:20,246
[ALICE CRYING]

397
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:22,206
Dear God.

398
00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:26,627
Where's Donny?

399
00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:29,088
He can't be in the kitchen.
Frasier would've seen him.

400
00:18:29,172 --> 00:18:31,424
-Look, the door. He must be up there.
-NILES: Oh, oh.

401
00:18:31,508 --> 00:18:33,844
-You keep a look out. I'll go get him.
-Okay.

402
00:18:36,471 --> 00:18:39,182
Why don't I take over
here and you can join Roz?

403
00:18:40,267 --> 00:18:43,645
For the love of God.

404
00:18:43,854 --> 00:18:45,813
If I'd known you would
take my words seriously,

405
00:18:45,897 --> 00:18:47,565
I would've chosen them more carefully.

406
00:18:47,649 --> 00:18:51,028
For God's sakes, get out of here.
Get down to that lake.

407
00:18:51,195 --> 00:18:53,364
ROZ: Fellas, I really think
I should check on Alice.

408
00:18:53,448 --> 00:18:55,992
FRASIER: No, no, Roz,
your baby is just fine.

409
00:18:56,159 --> 00:18:58,509
I burped her once and
she went out like a light.

410
00:18:58,661 --> 00:18:59,911
Come on. Let's go, Niles.

411
00:18:59,996 --> 00:19:01,080
[DOOR THUMPING]

412
00:19:01,247 --> 00:19:03,124
Oh, you know, I am thinking about it.

413
00:19:03,291 --> 00:19:05,918
I think it's much more
romantic to stay here by the fire

414
00:19:06,002 --> 00:19:07,127
than watch some sunset.

415
00:19:07,211 --> 00:19:10,173
Why don't you clear out
so we can have our privacy?

416
00:19:10,882 --> 00:19:13,927
Well, all right.

417
00:19:14,094 --> 00:19:15,471
On the other hand…

418
00:19:18,682 --> 00:19:21,101
You know, you can
enjoy the fire all night long.

419
00:19:21,268 --> 00:19:23,311
You've only got ten more
minutes for the sunset.

420
00:19:23,395 --> 00:19:25,021
You gonna get ammo while it's daylight?

421
00:19:25,105 --> 00:19:28,233
-It's almost sunset.
-Don't tell me, tell them.

422
00:19:28,400 --> 00:19:29,776
-Is that the bathroom?
-No.

423
00:19:29,860 --> 00:19:31,194
-Yes, it is.
-It's out of order.

424
00:19:31,278 --> 00:19:32,946
[KNOCKS]

425
00:19:34,448 --> 00:19:36,242
Let me check again.

426
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:39,078
[MAKES WATER-GUSHING NOISE]

427
00:19:39,412 --> 00:19:42,707
My God. One of the pipes has
burst and the other one's knocking.

428
00:19:44,542 --> 00:19:46,711
Fine, is there one down the hallway there?

429
00:19:46,920 --> 00:19:48,296
-No.
-Yes, there is.

430
00:19:48,505 --> 00:19:49,672
No, it's out of order too.

431
00:19:49,756 --> 00:19:52,759
Well, it's a good thing
I brought all that beer.

432
00:19:54,052 --> 00:19:56,552
You know, Niles, you're
behaving awfully strangely.

433
00:19:56,679 --> 00:19:58,682
-What the heck is going on?
-What do you mean?

434
00:19:58,766 --> 00:20:01,866
I mean that you show absolutely
no desire to be alone with Roz.

435
00:20:01,977 --> 00:20:04,977
Starting to have serious doubts
about this so-called romance.

436
00:20:05,064 --> 00:20:06,649
Oh, really?

437
00:20:06,816 --> 00:20:10,110
Well, does this look "so-called" to you?
Come here, pookie.

438
00:20:18,744 --> 00:20:22,374
That's why the door was stuck.
You two, why didn't you tell me?

439
00:20:22,582 --> 00:20:24,417
-Donny.
-Donny?

440
00:20:24,626 --> 00:20:26,211
-Daphne.
-ROZ: Oh!

441
00:20:27,212 --> 00:20:29,673
-Daphne.
-What are you doing here?

442
00:20:29,840 --> 00:20:31,758
Well, Niles invited me.

443
00:20:31,925 --> 00:20:33,260
Oh, did he?

444
00:20:33,468 --> 00:20:36,053
It was nice. Roz and I had a
chance to catch up on old times.

445
00:20:36,137 --> 00:20:38,431
Yeah, that's right.
You two used to date, didn't you?

446
00:20:38,515 --> 00:20:42,812
Well, isn't that nice of Niles
to organize this little reunion?

447
00:20:43,020 --> 00:20:44,855
I hope I don't have
anything to worry about.

448
00:20:44,939 --> 00:20:46,566
Oh, come on, are you kidding?

449
00:20:46,774 --> 00:20:50,424
Well, obviously, Roz and Niles can
barely keep their hands off each other.

450
00:20:51,445 --> 00:20:53,906
You know, why don't
all of us get out of here?

451
00:20:54,073 --> 00:20:57,743
Give these two little
kids a little privacy.

452
00:20:57,952 --> 00:21:00,997
You know, we could use
some privacy of our own.

453
00:21:01,163 --> 00:21:03,123
Dr. Crane tells me
there's a bed-and-breakfast

454
00:21:03,207 --> 00:21:05,377
up the road from here.

455
00:21:05,794 --> 00:21:08,797
-Really?
-Really.

456
00:21:12,217 --> 00:21:16,805
-Even more fun if we both go.
-Yes, yes. Bye.

457
00:21:17,014 --> 00:21:20,017
Well, come on, Frasier.
Let's go get a nice sloppy joe.

458
00:21:20,183 --> 00:21:21,852
I'll pay for it.

459
00:21:22,019 --> 00:21:24,897
Something tells me I'll pay for it too.

460
00:21:25,772 --> 00:21:27,233
Oh.

461
00:21:27,859 --> 00:21:31,070
I realize now that you
two don't need my blessing

462
00:21:31,237 --> 00:21:33,531
so I'll just leave you with this:

463
00:21:33,698 --> 00:21:34,908
[BLOWS DUCK CALL]