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[DAPHNE LAUGHING]

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DAPHNE: Hello.
NILES: Hey.

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Ah, the weekend warriors
have returned.

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You better watch out, Dr. Crane.
I'm getting pretty good at kickboxing.

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It's true, it's true. She hits so hard,
they call her the British Pound.

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You hit pretty hard yourself there,
Nails.

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I'm gonna hop in the shower.

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- Nails?
- Oh, you scratch one guy...

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Oh, my electrolytes are plummeting.
Care to join me in a sherry?

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Well, actually, I'd love to, Niles,
but I'm off to see Dr. Tewksbury.

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Oh. I didn't realise
your mentor was still in town.

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Yes, and because of it,
I've been the recipient

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of some informal therapy.
It's really been quite enlightening.

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You know, I consider myself lucky
to be in the hands of such a master.

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NILES:
Mm.

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Well, I'm happy for you, Frasier.
He is a gifted psychiatrist.

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Even if I don't share
your godlike worship of him.

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Well, I simply have
a healthy respect for the man, Niles.

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It's hardly worship.

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Oh, please. You're one step away from
seeing his image appear in a tortilla.

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- Niles, thank heavens you're still here.
- Uh, what's wrong?

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- You can't go to Nervosa today.
- Why not?

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I had a psychic vision that
something bad's gonna happen to you.

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- Oh, come on, Daphne.
- Niles, I'm serious.

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I know you don't believe in visions,
but it's important to me.

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Promise me you won't go.

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Well, all right, if it means
that much to you, I won't go.

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- I'll go straight home.
- Thank you.

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I feel much better.
I'll see you later.

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Wow, that was scary.

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Don't tell me
you believe in that stuff.

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No, I mean the way
she can manipulate you like that.

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Oh. Please,
I was just being diplomatic.

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FRASIER:
Is it difficult to kickbox without a spine?

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NILES:
You're gonna find out.

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- Hello, Frasier.
- Oh, hi, Roz.

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Oh, been on a shopping spree,
I see.

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Yes, Alice is visiting her grandmother
for the week.

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- So I finally have some time to myself.
- Oh.

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It is great shopping without her
pulling down a display rack.

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Not only that, I actually woke up today
without someone jumping on my bed

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and sticking her little fingers
up my nose.

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And I didn't have to spend
half the morning

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combing knots
out of that little girl's curls.

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- Give Alice my love.
- Thank you, I will.

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Psst. Frasier.

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- Can you get me a latte?
- Well...

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Why don't you just get it yourself,
Niles? Oh, that's right.

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It's bad mugambo
for you to enter.

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You know I promised Daphne.

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Yes, yes, and woe betide
he who disobeyeth the oracle.

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Oh, all right, all right, all right.
Wait, wait.

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Maybe if I get it to go
and don't actually sit down,

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then I won't be
breaking my promise.

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Step aside, everybody.
Big set of onions coming through.

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NILES:
Latte to go, please.

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Hello, Frasier.

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Dr. Tewksbury. Well, uh...

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Gosh, this is quite a surprise.
What are you doing here?

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I've heard you mention
how good their coffee is here.

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- I thought I'd give it a try.
- Oh...

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- May I join you?
- Oh, yes, yes, of course.

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I'm terribly sorry.
Oh, Roz, uh, meet Dr. Tewksbury.

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- This is my producer, Roz Doyle.
ROZ: Hi.

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And my brother, Niles.
Niles, Dr. Tewksbury.

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- How do you do?
- Hello.

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I don't believe we've ever met,

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but I seem to recall reading
a fascinating paper of yours recently.

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Oh, yes, it was probably
the one about phobias.

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Oh, can't sit, can't sit.
Oh... Uh...

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Uh...

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It's a long story, uh...

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Anyway, uh, Dr. Tewksbury,
uh, I was just wondering,

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did you read the article
on behaviour modification...?

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Now, Frasier, let's not talk shop.
You don't want to bore Roz.

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Oh, it's all just white noise
to me now.

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Yes, all right.

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Niles, please, would you stop hovering
and just sit down, hmm?

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Uh, all right. What can it hurt?

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- Niles.
- Daphne!

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How could you come down here?

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- You broke your promise.
- And my patella.

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Well, nothing bad
would have happened

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if you'd paid attention
to my premonition.

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Well, actually, nothing bad would have
happened if you hadn't shown up.

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It wouldn't have not happened
had I not shown up.

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Wouldn't not have happened
if you hadn't not shown up.

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I wouldn't have shown had I not known
you wouldn't be able to not come here.

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Well, I'm not... Not... Not... What?

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My point exactly. You don't listen.

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- Daphne. Oh. Ooh.
- Niles. Niles, you all right?

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Oh. No, I've aggravated
my old bossa nova injury.

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Well, perhaps I'd better drive you.

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- I'm sorry, Dr. Tewksbury.
- I understand.

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- Bye, Roz.
- Bye.

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Well, heh-heh,
what was that all about?

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Well, she thinks she's psychic,
but he doesn't believe her.

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Well, no matter
who's right or wrong,

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Niles needs to set up
stricter boundaries with his patients.

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I learned that
from years of practise.

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No. No, she's not his patient.
She's his girlfriend.

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Oh, well, in that case,
no matter who's right or wrong,

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he's wrong.

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I learned that
from years of marriage.

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[ROZ CHUCKLES]

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There anything I can get you, Niles?
How about a cold pack, perhaps?

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No, no.

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If Daphne ever comes out of her room,
I'll just use her icy stare.

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If you don't mind, I'm gonna
have to cancel on the opera tonight.

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Oh, Niles, you know
I hate going to the opera alone.

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Throwing a woman's shawl
over the seat next to me

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and glancing expectantly back
at the ladies' room all night.

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- You do that?
- No.

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Hey, why don't you ask
Dr. Tewksbury

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- if he'd like to go?
- Oh...

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Ever since his divorce, I'm sure
he's anxious to get out of the house.

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Well, we're in a quasi-therapeutic
relationship right now.

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And truth be told, I was uncomfortable
socialising with him at Nervosa.

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Oh. Well, I understand.

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You don't want to see the wizard
behind the curtain.

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Everyone needs an idol,

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someone who represents a higher
plateau of truth and knowledge.

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That's very insightful, Niles.

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For so many years, I must have
represented that plateau to you.

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Thank you, Frasier.
Laughter is indeed the best medicine.

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[DOOR OPENS,
THEN FOOTSTEPS]

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Oh, Daphne. Uh, my knee
is feeling much better.

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Oh, good.

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Well, I hope she doesn't expect me
to run in there after her.

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- Good for you, Niles.
- With this knee, I can only hobble.

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Daphne, I'm sorry.

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Are you sorry for breaking
your promise or for not believing me?

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I'm sorry for breaking my promise.

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You don't believe
I had a premonition?

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- Well, it wasn't a premonition.
- It certainly was.

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I told you if you went to Nervosa
something bad would happen,

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and you hurt your knee.
What more proof do you need?

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Something a little more scientific
than that, I'm afraid.

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You need scientific proof?

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Well, I think
we can do something about that.

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What do you mean?

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There are people around
who do this sort of research.

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Are those people here now?

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- No.
- Ow.

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I'm talking about
legitimate professionals.

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Well, uh...

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All right. All right.
But it has to be a real scientist.

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Not some huckster who comes here
with crystals and a ghost-o-meter.

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As long as you have an open mind.
And it's pronounced ghostometers.

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- I'm glad we worked this out.
- Me too.

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And now that we've made up,
maybe we could, mm...

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Mm... Well, I guess we know
who's not psychic.

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[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

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Frasier.
I thought you were the pizza guy.

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I thought we were writing
promos tonight.

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- You forgot, didn't you?
- No.

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Yes. I'm sorry.

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[IN SING-SONG VOICE]
Pizza, we're gonna have pizza.

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[IN NORMAL VOICE]
Frasier. Hello.

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What are you doing here?

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Oh, just, uh, wearing clothes.

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Oh, right. Ha-ha.

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Frasier brought over some work
from the office.

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Ah. I'll just go get dressed.

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I've gone blind.

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And ten seconds too late. Ha-ha.

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So since when have you
and Dr. Tewksbury

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been seeing each other?

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Well, um, the other day at Nervosa,
we really hit it off after you left,

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and, uh, he asked me to dinner.

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And we've been out
every night since.

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Really? Well, I must say,
I'm a bit surprised.

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Why? He's smart.

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Very insightful.
And he's such a great listener.

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Yes, well, I'm happy for you, Roz.

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It's just a little difficult
imagining the two of you together.

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You don't think I can appreciate
a sophisticated man?

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You know, it's not
just about sex for me, Frasier.

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Uh, do you have a stepladder?
My pants are stuck in the ceiling fan.

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Frasier, listen, before we begin,

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I hope it wasn't too awkward
seeing me with Roz last night.

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Not at all. It's just a little... jarring
to see you out of context that way.

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- Yeah.
- It's just...

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But your personal life
is your business.

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Speaking of which,
let's get down to business.

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- The Crane mind.
- Yes, let us.

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Now, last time
we had just broached the subject

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of your father's expectations and
their effect on your early adulthood.

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As we know, ahem,
the internalisation

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of a parent's moral code

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is crucial to the development
of the superego.

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And considering
your father's strictness...

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Frasier, is everything all right?

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Yes, yes, of course.
Of course. Please, continue.

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You must admit
that having a father

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whose very occupation
is the enforcement of the moral code

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would lead
to an overdeveloped superego.

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I believe I have a paper
on this subject.

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It's right here.

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- Oh, hey, Dad.
- Hey.

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How was your day?

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Why don't you just tell me
what happened to you?

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- What are you talking about?
- Well, you know how my day goes.

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Play with Eddie, watch TV,
do my stretches.

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You only ask so I'll ask you
about your day, so I'm asking.

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I am hurt. You're my father.
Of course I care about your day.

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Oh, well, uh, I played with Eddie,
uh, watched TV, did my stretches.

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Ah. Good.

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- So how...?
- I just came from Dr. Tewksbury.

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Throughout the entire session,

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I just couldn't focus
on anything he was saying.

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Wasn't he talking about you?

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Yes, yes, but recently,
I saw him in...

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Well, a less than dignified light.

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And, uh, ever since, I've just found it
impossible to take him seriously.

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I know exactly
what you're talking about.

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In Korea, I had this commanding
officer, Lieutenant Franks.

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I would have followed that guy
into the gates of hell.

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I saw him a few years later.

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He was flipping hamburgers
in a fast-food place.

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Now, that was hard to handle.

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I mean, this guy took me
under his wing and moulded me.

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- Like a mentor.
- Yeah, exactly.

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He always used to say that one day
he'd be taking orders from me.

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Just never thought
it would be for extra onions.

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So how did you handle it?

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Well, I just realised
that it was my problem, not his.

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And I wasn't going to let that erase
all he meant to me.

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So I just marched right back
into that kitchen and saluted him.

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And after we were talking for a while,
I realised nothing had changed.

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He was still the same
hard-charging man's man

232
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who wasn't afraid
to get his hands dirty.

233
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:07,700
Which is why
I never ate there again.

234
00:12:10,200 --> 00:12:11,300
Uh, if you two don't mind,

235
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Daphne's psychic evaluator
is on the way over,

236
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and we'd like to use
the living room.

237
00:12:15,100 --> 00:12:17,800
Fine with me.
That stuff creeps me out anyway.

238
00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,100
Niles, I still can't believe
you ever agreed to this.

239
00:12:20,400 --> 00:12:22,200
Those tests
are based on nothing more

240
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than subjective evidence
and lucky guesses.

241
00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,500
Yes, not at all
like the subjective evidence

242
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and lucky guesses
psychiatry is based on.

243
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Thank you.

244
00:12:34,000 --> 00:12:37,200
Don't worry, I will thoroughly appraise
the examiner and his testing methods.

245
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

246
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- Good luck.
- That'll be him.

247
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:47,600
Come in. I'm Dr. Niles Crane.
This is Daphne Moon.

248
00:12:47,900 --> 00:12:49,900
- Hello.
- Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Morey.

249
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:53,200
Hmm. Oh, a doctor.
Doctor of...?

250
00:12:53,400 --> 00:12:55,200
Spookology.

251
00:12:56,900 --> 00:12:58,100
- Kidding.
- Aha.

252
00:12:58,300 --> 00:13:00,700
- It's just what most people expect.
- Heh-heh.

253
00:13:01,000 --> 00:13:03,500
Actually, I'm a professor of psychiatry
at Seattle University.

254
00:13:03,700 --> 00:13:05,600
- Really? Well, please, have a seat.
- Mm.

255
00:13:05,900 --> 00:13:09,300
- Oh, thank you, thank you.
- So, hmm, you're more of a debunker.

256
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,400
Well, no, not at all.
Actually, I apply scientific method

257
00:13:12,700 --> 00:13:14,600
to the search
for paranormal phenomena.

258
00:13:14,800 --> 00:13:16,500
Believe me,
nothing would make me happier

259
00:13:16,700 --> 00:13:18,500
than discovering
a legitimate psychic.

260
00:13:19,100 --> 00:13:21,100
Oh, so you've never found one.

261
00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,200
Well, if by psychic you mean
people with above normal prescience,

262
00:13:24,400 --> 00:13:25,500
then a few.

263
00:13:25,700 --> 00:13:29,000
If you mean somebody who can
beat the house in Vegas, then no.

264
00:13:29,500 --> 00:13:32,900
I thought I had one for a while,
but, uh, no.

265
00:13:34,100 --> 00:13:37,100
So, Daphne,
you still wanna go through with this?

266
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:39,900
- I'm ready if you are.
- All right. Doctor, she's all yours.

267
00:13:40,100 --> 00:13:42,500
Great. Now, I've got a card...

268
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Ace of spades.

269
00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:48,500
With my office
and fax number on it.

270
00:13:48,800 --> 00:13:49,800
And your address.

271
00:13:50,100 --> 00:13:51,100
[CHUCKLING]

272
00:13:51,600 --> 00:13:53,300
Correct.

273
00:13:58,400 --> 00:14:00,200
Star.

274
00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:05,500
Circle.

275
00:14:05,700 --> 00:14:07,500
And finally...

276
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Circle.

277
00:14:11,100 --> 00:14:14,000
That's it.
That was your final test.

278
00:14:14,200 --> 00:14:15,200
And I'm psychic, right?

279
00:14:15,500 --> 00:14:16,900
First we have to compare
your results

280
00:14:17,100 --> 00:14:18,700
to those of the rest
of the control group.

281
00:14:19,000 --> 00:14:21,900
It'll just take me a few minutes here
to run these numbers, okay?

282
00:14:22,500 --> 00:14:25,100
So... how do you think you did?

283
00:14:25,500 --> 00:14:27,300
I think I did pretty well
on the cards.

284
00:14:27,500 --> 00:14:31,700
The premonition test was a little tricky,
but all in all, I was in the zone.

285
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,900
Well, we'll soon find out.

286
00:14:34,200 --> 00:14:36,200
You know, Daphne,
I'm always curious.

287
00:14:36,500 --> 00:14:39,200
When was it that you first suspected
you had psychic ability?

288
00:14:39,500 --> 00:14:41,900
Oh, years ago
when I was a little girl.

289
00:14:42,100 --> 00:14:44,400
Grammy Moon
first saw the gift in me.

290
00:14:44,700 --> 00:14:47,900
See, I was a girl in a house
full of boys, which I hated.

291
00:14:48,300 --> 00:14:52,100
Until Grammy told me that
only Moon women had second sight.

292
00:14:52,400 --> 00:14:55,000
She had it, her mother had it,
and so on.

293
00:14:55,200 --> 00:14:59,000
After that, I began noticing I could
sense things before they happened.

294
00:14:59,400 --> 00:15:01,300
Sort of like a secret power.

295
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:04,700
Anyway, it's always just been
a part of who I am.

296
00:15:05,500 --> 00:15:08,900
I see. Well, we have your results.

297
00:15:09,300 --> 00:15:12,700
All right. I don't know why,
I'm a bit nervous.

298
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:16,000
- So, Daphne, from what I see here...
- Wait. Uh, wait.

299
00:15:18,900 --> 00:15:20,900
I don't think we should do this.
I don't wanna know.

300
00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:24,300
DAPHNE: What do you mean?
- I'm sorry. I think this was a bad idea.

301
00:15:24,600 --> 00:15:26,900
Well, I thought you wanted
scientific proof.

302
00:15:27,200 --> 00:15:28,700
I changed my mind.

303
00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:34,200
I don't need a stranger
telling me anything about who you are.

304
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:39,900
I want us to get to know each other
on our own, over time.

305
00:15:40,400 --> 00:15:43,100
I knew you were gonna say that.

306
00:15:44,600 --> 00:15:49,900
- You did?
- No. But I loved hearing it.

307
00:15:52,000 --> 00:15:53,900
I'm sorry, Dr. Morey,
we've wasted your time.

308
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,600
It's okay.

309
00:15:55,700 --> 00:15:58,800
Dog told me a couple of funny jokes
while we were waiting.

310
00:16:01,500 --> 00:16:03,200
- I'm kidding.
NILES: Oh.

311
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,200
They weren't that funny.

312
00:16:13,100 --> 00:16:15,300
TEWKSBURY: All right, Frasier,
let's start with our last session.

313
00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:17,800
As I recall,
you were having difficulty

314
00:16:18,100 --> 00:16:20,200
getting rid of a certain image
in your mind.

315
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:21,700
- That is correct.
- Mm-hm.

316
00:16:21,900 --> 00:16:24,700
Well, perhaps
we should confront that.

317
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:28,400
Oh, dear Lord.
I assumed that was Roz's.

318
00:16:28,700 --> 00:16:31,500
It is.
I was at her apartment this morning.

319
00:16:31,800 --> 00:16:33,800
I started thinking
about your issue with the robe,

320
00:16:34,000 --> 00:16:36,500
and I decided to bring it with me.

321
00:16:36,900 --> 00:16:41,800
Now, Frasier, ahem, you consider me
a competent psychiatrist, don't you?

322
00:16:42,200 --> 00:16:43,600
Of course I do.

323
00:16:43,800 --> 00:16:46,000
Does seeing me dressed like this
diminish that?

324
00:16:46,200 --> 00:16:47,300
No. Of course not.

325
00:16:47,600 --> 00:16:50,100
It's just, well,
I know on a conscious level,

326
00:16:50,400 --> 00:16:53,300
that the garment
does not change who you are.

327
00:16:53,600 --> 00:16:56,900
But on an unconscious level,
I'm all weirded out.

328
00:16:57,300 --> 00:17:00,800
I mean, you're my mentor
and you're wearing Roz's robe.

329
00:17:01,100 --> 00:17:06,100
- I'm still the same person.
- Yes, but it's Roz's robe.

330
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:09,600
And what does Roz's robe
signify to you?

331
00:17:10,000 --> 00:17:12,300
- Roz.
- Well...

332
00:17:12,600 --> 00:17:14,700
Then maybe this isn't
about you and me.

333
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:18,800
Maybe this is about
your relationship with Roz.

334
00:17:19,100 --> 00:17:22,500
Seeing me dressed like this
brings up deep feelings.

335
00:17:22,900 --> 00:17:27,900
Don't be afraid of those feelings.
Go with them.

336
00:17:28,300 --> 00:17:30,800
Ah, Peterson.
Here for your makeup test?

337
00:17:31,100 --> 00:17:34,000
I was, but I'll just take the D.

338
00:17:39,000 --> 00:17:40,200
[TEWKSBURY CLEARS THROAT]

339
00:17:43,700 --> 00:17:44,800
[KNOCKING ON DOOR]

340
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:49,300
- Oh, Frasier.
- Hi. You got a minute?

341
00:17:49,600 --> 00:17:51,200
We're not supposed
to be working, are we?

342
00:17:51,500 --> 00:17:53,500
Because I'm kind of busy
right now.

343
00:17:53,700 --> 00:17:56,400
- It's not about work.
- Oh, come on in.

344
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,500
- Have a seat.
- Thanks.

345
00:18:01,200 --> 00:18:02,500
Listen, uh...

346
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:06,100
Something's been troubling me
ever since I saw Dr. Tewksbury

347
00:18:06,400 --> 00:18:08,000
in your robe.

348
00:18:08,300 --> 00:18:11,400
And, uh, at first I thought it was about
the toppling of a hero.

349
00:18:11,700 --> 00:18:14,400
But I've since discovered
that it's really about you.

350
00:18:14,700 --> 00:18:18,200
Oh. Let me guess. I'm not good
enough for your precious mentor.

351
00:18:18,500 --> 00:18:20,400
No, no, that's not it, Roz. Uh...

352
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:29,000
When you were describing
what attracted you to Dr. Tewksbury,

353
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,600
I couldn't help thinking that...

354
00:18:33,000 --> 00:18:34,800
...that very well
could have been me.

355
00:18:35,300 --> 00:18:36,700
So?

356
00:18:36,900 --> 00:18:41,200
So, Roz, I've known you for what,
eight years now?

357
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,900
And in all that time,
I've seen you date hundreds of men.

358
00:18:44,100 --> 00:18:45,700
- Careful.
- Oh, all right.

359
00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:47,900
Dozens of men.

360
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:49,700
Yet you never showed
any interest in me.

361
00:18:49,900 --> 00:18:53,100
Well, except for that one
drunken flirtation at the station retreat.

362
00:18:53,400 --> 00:18:55,300
[ROZ SNORTING]

363
00:18:55,500 --> 00:18:59,100
Well, anyway, I just assumed
that it was because I wasn't your type.

364
00:19:00,500 --> 00:19:04,600
Then I see you drawn to someone
who's similar to me.

365
00:19:05,100 --> 00:19:09,100
- You're jealous?
- Well, no, not jealous. Not exactly.

366
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,500
It's more along the lines of, uh,

367
00:19:13,300 --> 00:19:16,200
why everybody else and not me?

368
00:19:17,800 --> 00:19:19,200
Frasier, did you ever stop to think

369
00:19:19,500 --> 00:19:22,400
there may be something special
about not being picked?

370
00:19:23,000 --> 00:19:25,100
That didn't work
when I was cut from pee-wee football,

371
00:19:25,400 --> 00:19:26,900
it's not gonna work now.

372
00:19:28,600 --> 00:19:30,900
Okay, I'll be honest with you.

373
00:19:31,300 --> 00:19:34,200
When we first started
working together,

374
00:19:34,900 --> 00:19:36,900
I had a little crush on you.

375
00:19:37,200 --> 00:19:39,600
- Really?
- Yeah. Sure.

376
00:19:39,900 --> 00:19:42,400
I mean, you were handsome
and sophisticated,

377
00:19:42,600 --> 00:19:45,600
and you had your French suits
and your Italian shoes.

378
00:19:45,900 --> 00:19:49,100
Actually, it was vice versa,
but, go on, go on.

379
00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:53,300
But you were coming off this divorce,
and you were my boss,

380
00:19:53,500 --> 00:19:57,600
and the whole thing was just too weird,
so I never acted on it.

381
00:19:58,700 --> 00:20:01,800
And you were right. You were, but...

382
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,800
Anyway,
it's nice to know how you felt.

383
00:20:05,000 --> 00:20:06,800
- Thanks.
- Sure.

384
00:20:07,100 --> 00:20:09,200
[BOTH CHUCKLING]

385
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,900
So just for the record though,
you did have the hots for me?

386
00:20:12,200 --> 00:20:14,100
Yes. Yes.

387
00:20:14,400 --> 00:20:15,900
- You're not just saying that?
- No.

388
00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:17,000
All right, all right.

389
00:20:17,300 --> 00:20:18,800
Can you imagine
the two of us together?

390
00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:20,700
Gosh, no. Ha-ha-ha-ha.

391
00:20:20,900 --> 00:20:23,400
- Strange idea, isn't it?
- Really strange.

392
00:20:23,700 --> 00:20:27,000
Gosh, it's pretty hard
to picture, isn't it?

393
00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:28,800
Of course,
it wouldn't be your problem.

394
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,900
It would be all me.
Trust me. All me.

395
00:20:31,200 --> 00:20:32,900
I mean, you're a perfectly
wonderful person.

396
00:20:33,200 --> 00:20:35,300
- What are you doing?
- I'm saying how great you are.

397
00:20:35,600 --> 00:20:37,800
No, you're giving me
the "it's not you, it's me" speech.

398
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:40,300
If anyone should be giving that speech,
it's me, not you.

399
00:20:40,500 --> 00:20:42,800
- Whatever you have to tell yourself.
- All right, get out.

400
00:20:43,100 --> 00:20:45,300
Sounds to me
like somebody still has a soft spot

401
00:20:45,600 --> 00:20:46,900
for the old boss man.

402
00:20:47,100 --> 00:20:48,600
Out!

403
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:55,900
[INAUDIBLE DIALOGUE]