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Niles, listen, when Claire gets here,

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can you give us
a moment of privacy?

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- Of course.
- I'm planning on asking her

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to go to Belize with me
next weekend.

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Oh! Belize-imo.

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You'd better Belize it.

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Let's see what we can do
with Ecuador.

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- Maybe later.
- Wait, next weekend?

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That's awfully soon.
I hope Claire's free.

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Lana told me on the q.t. That Claire's
already gotten wind of the trip

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and she's eager to go,
so all that's left is for me to ask her

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- and act surprised when she says yes.
- Wow.

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So are you jealous?

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I might be jealous, but as it happens,
I have plans next weekend myself.

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You know, Daphne and I are
celebrating one year of being together.

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Niles, that's wonderful. Gosh.
So, what do you have in store?

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- A weekend alone at my apartment.
- Uh-huh.

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See, we don't need
beaches or sunsets.

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Just a simple Victorian bathtub
filled with champagne,

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us and a non-slip mat.

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- Romantic yet prudent. Very good.
- Thank you. Thank you.

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Here's where I'm taking Claire.
Do you think she'll like it?

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Lush grounds, white,
sandy beaches.

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This hotel looks amazing.
She's going to love it.

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Niles, I also took the liberty
of buying myself

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a new piece of luggage by Mauricio.
Would you care to see it?

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NILES: Mauricio? Try and
stop me. I'm green with envy.

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Oh!

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[DOORBELL RINGS]

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DAPHNE: Oh, hello, Claire.
- Hi, Daphne.

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You seem so happy. What? Why?

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Well, it seems
Niles is gonna surprise me

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with an exotic trip
for our anniversary.

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How funny.

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- You know, Frasier...
DAPHNE: I'm so excited.

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We've only recently
started going away together.

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We wanted to wait until
we got to know each other better.

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- Really?
DAPHNE: Yeah, I know.

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It sounds old-fashioned,

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but there's nothing worse
for a relationship than moving too fast.

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FRASIER: Hi, Claire.
- Hello.

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CLAIRE:
Hi.

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I've just been telling Claire
about our anniversary plans.

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Oh, yes. There's no place like home.

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Right. Home.

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[CHUCKLING]

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Claire, listen.

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I know this is coming
out of the blue,

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but how would you like to go away
with me next weekend to Belize?

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- It sounds wonderful, Frasier.
- I thought you might say that.

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Only...

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Do you think maybe it's too soon
for us to go away together?

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I don't know. Do you?

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I don't know.

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Well, I'd hate for us to go away
before we're ready.

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So are you saying we're not ready?

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I don't know. Are you?

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I don't know.

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I just don't wanna
jeopardise our relationship.

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Would we be?

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I don't know.

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Well, if we don't know,
maybe we should wait.

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Okay. You know best.

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- So, Niles.
- Mm-hm.

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- About our anniversary weekend.
- Mm-hm.

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I'm trying to figure out what to bring.

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Will your apartment be warm
that weekend or unseasonably cold?

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Well, I keep the thermostat
at a steady 71,

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but I'm flexible
within a degree or two.

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[CHUCKLING]

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Will we snorkel?

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Well, Daphne,
you're making me blush.

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Oh, Niles, stop it.
I know about the trip to Belize.

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I'm sorry. I overheard you
talking to your brother.

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Trust you to plan
something so romantic.

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- Oh, that isn't...
- Oh, stop the charade.

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A bathtub full of champagne.
Please.

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We used to do that in high school.

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Well, turns out
I'm not going to Belize after all.

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Claire thinks it may be too soon
for us to go away together.

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Or I do.

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I forget who spoke last.

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Well, I'm so sorry.
You must be devastated.

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Well...

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Can I have your reservations?

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Excuse me?

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Well, I've decided to go away
with Daphne for our anniversary.

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Why not?

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At least one of us should have
the most romantic week of his life.

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Thank you, Frasier.
I only wish it could be you.

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You suppose
I could borrow your new luggage?

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- That's too far.
- Mm-hm.

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Well, it's official.

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Niles is whisking me away
next weekend.

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I'm so excited.
Each trip just gets better and better.

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- Because you waited.
- I suppose.

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Looking back, I can't believe we held
off for so long. All the fun we missed.

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Let's face it, when it's the right person,
there's no sense in waiting.

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Well, here we are, Claire.

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- Thank you.
- Yes.

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- Frasier, about Belize...
- Now, now, Claire.

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We've made our decision,
and I think it's a good one.

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Maybe it's not too soon to go away.

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Go on.

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Are we possibly denying ourselves
a wonderful trip?

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Well, examining it from all angles,
one could certainly make a case...

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- Let's go!
- I'm already packed.

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- I'd better run.
- Right. Right.

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I thought we were having lunch.

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If we're going to Belize,
I've got some shopping to do.

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FRASIER:
What do you mean if?

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What do you mean?

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- Just go shop.
- Ah!

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- Bye.
FRASIER: Bye-bye.

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Niles, I'm sorry.

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It turns out Claire and I
are going to Belize after all.

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You and Daphne
will have to go someplace else.

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Wait. Daphne has her heart
set on Belize.

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This is not "Cranes Go Caribbean."
I wanna be alone with Claire.

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- Hey, guys.
FRASIER: Oh, hi, Dad.

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Hey, guys. Ariel, come and say hello
to Frasier and Niles.

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- Say hello.
- Hello.

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- Say hello.
- Hello.

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- Say hello.
- It's all right, Roz. That's enough.

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Ariel just joined
Martin's dog group at the park.

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- Eddie was his sponsor.
- Oh, well...

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And Ariel discovered squirrels.

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I discovered I'm not the only woman
using my dog to meet men.

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Apparently, we also hunt in packs.
Come on, let's go get some water.

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Hey, Frasier,
I got a little favour to ask you.

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Duke and I are going on
a fishing trip next weekend.

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I need you to look after Eddie.

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Actually, I've got plans
next weekend, Dad.

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- Where are you going?
- Belize.

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Yeah, I saw that brochure
you had lying around.

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The fishing looks fantastic.

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Not to mention the sandy beaches
and lush grounds.

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Yes, Dad, I'm familiar with it.
That's where I'm taking Claire.

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And I'm going with Daphne. Well,

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if he's going, I'm going.

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Great.

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What the hell? The more the merrier.

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Oh, by the way, thanks for driving me
and Claire to the airport.

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Frasier, please, are you kidding?

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Because of you,
my Kirby got a B in history. A B.

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Yes, it turned out well for both of us.

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For once, somebody else got the grade
and I got the girl.

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God, I hope Claire
is waiting outside.

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This traffic is terrible.

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[HORN HONKING]

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[<i>TY</i>RES SCREECHING]

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I didn't know you smoked.

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[COUGHING]
I don't.

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The way you're driving, I'm not
gonna die of natural causes anyway.

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Give me that.

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- Problem with my driving?
- No. No, it's fine.

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I just wish you'd pick a lane,
that's all.

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Pick, pick, pick.
You're certainly an expert at that.

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What is that supposed to mean?

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It means that nothing
is ever good enough for you.

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You complain about everything.

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That is not true.

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Come on, Frasier.
I have been out with you.

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The wine has turned,
the silver has tarnished,

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the service is too slow,
the cheese is runny.

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Fine, it was Camembert.
If anything, it wasn't runny enough.

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Yes, I may have exacting standards,

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but what you choose to characterise
as faultfinding,

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I think of as my steadfast
refusal to settle.

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Please, this Newport is more alive
with pleasure than you are.

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The truth is, Frasier,
you don't know how to be happy.

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- That is ridiculous.
- Admit it. You know I'm right.

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Wanna see me happy?

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You leave more than half a car length
between us and that Taurus.

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[<i>TY</i>RES SCREECHING
THEN CAR CRASHES]

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At least whoever gets my seat
on the plane will be happy.

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Dr. Crane? Dr. Crane?

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I understand your room
is not satisfactory.

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Yes, I had a reservation
for an ocean-view suite

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and instead, I got a single room
overlooking an abandoned bus.

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Now, please, sir,
you don't have to yell.

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I'm sorry.

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You see, my ears got clogged
somewhere above Xuahaca

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and they haven't popped yet.

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Now, if I could just get the room
that I reserved...

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I'm afraid we gave your room away.

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Check-in time is 3:00,
and we never heard from you.

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Let me see.

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00:10:02,200 --> 00:10:04,000
At 3:00, my girlfriend and I

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had just disembarked in Punta Gorda
from our plane that was late

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because the pilot
had to dust some crops.

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I could have called
during my connecting tractor ride,

193
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but I had to find out which
of four airlines had lost my luggage.

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Not to mention...

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- My ears just popped.
- Congratulations, sir.

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I still want a better room.

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Frasier, this place is wonderful!
You should see the pool!

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It's all right. My ears are better now.

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- Well, that's good news.
- Yes, we're on a roll.

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- Well, look who's here.
- Hello there.

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We thought you had decided
to hide in your hotel room all weekend.

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Well, actually, we just got here.
We missed our flight this morning.

203
00:11:02,000 --> 00:11:03,400
Oh, dear, what happened?

204
00:11:03,700 --> 00:11:05,900
Well, Lana happened.
We were on our way to the airport...

205
00:11:06,200 --> 00:11:08,000
Please, they don't need
to hear the whole story,

206
00:11:08,300 --> 00:11:10,400
and God knows I'm good for a while.

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00:11:10,600 --> 00:11:13,200
- So who's up for a drink?
- You've got to try a Belize Bomber.

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00:11:13,500 --> 00:11:15,200
Couple of those and you'll be flying.
Come on.

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00:11:15,500 --> 00:11:18,600
Plus every one you kill,
they put a decal on your coconut.

210
00:11:18,900 --> 00:11:21,800
You go ahead, Claire.
I'm still working on our room.

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00:11:22,200 --> 00:11:25,700
Frasier, this vacation
is going to do you good.

212
00:11:26,000 --> 00:11:27,300
This place is completely freeing.

213
00:11:27,500 --> 00:11:31,600
Would you believe that today
I dabbled in public nudity?

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Daphne and I found a secluded cove
on the beach.

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We shed our garments
and surrendered ourselves

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to the sand, the sea
and one rather curious grouper.

217
00:11:46,600 --> 00:11:49,800
Don't you have a diary?

218
00:11:50,000 --> 00:11:52,200
Well, look who finally got here.

219
00:11:52,400 --> 00:11:54,100
- Hi, Dad.
- Fras, how was your flight?

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00:11:54,400 --> 00:11:57,500
Don't poke the bear, Dad.
And how was fishing?

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Duke and I caught the biggest marlin
you've ever seen.

222
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,500
The swells were huge.
It took us two hours to reel it in.

223
00:12:03,900 --> 00:12:04,900
Where's Duke?

224
00:12:05,100 --> 00:12:08,100
He's upstairs, sunburned,
heaving his guts out.

225
00:12:08,500 --> 00:12:10,500
You guys ought
to come out tomorrow.

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00:12:10,700 --> 00:12:12,400
WOMAN:
Sir? Your table is ready.

227
00:12:12,500 --> 00:12:14,400
Thanks. Fras, why don't you
and Claire join us?

228
00:12:14,700 --> 00:12:16,900
No, thanks, Dad. We've reserved
a romantic table for two

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at the water's edge.

230
00:12:18,500 --> 00:12:19,700
Say no more.

231
00:12:20,900 --> 00:12:22,700
Well, I've gone on long enough
about fishing.

232
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What'd you guys do today?

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Oh, you know, took a swim,
got some sun.

234
00:12:28,800 --> 00:12:30,600
MARTIN: Just make sure
you keep your suits on.

235
00:12:30,900 --> 00:12:33,300
The skipper on the fishing boat
has a telephoto lens.

236
00:12:34,900 --> 00:12:38,400
He posts the photos in the bait shop
under "Catch of the Day."

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- Oh, look who decided to join us.
- Right.

238
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What happened to your table?

239
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:46,900
We waited an eternity for our table,
but it never opened up.

240
00:12:47,100 --> 00:12:50,000
Frasier, this is fine.
Let's just turn our chairs around.

241
00:12:50,200 --> 00:12:52,100
Look, ocean view.

242
00:12:52,400 --> 00:12:53,800
MARTIN: Yeah.
FRASIER: All right.

243
00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:55,600
[ALL OOHING]

244
00:12:56,300 --> 00:12:57,500
Would you like a menu?

245
00:12:57,700 --> 00:12:59,500
You know what?
You have to have the John Dory.

246
00:12:59,800 --> 00:13:01,800
No, it can't be any better
than this halibut.

247
00:13:02,100 --> 00:13:05,400
Don't listen to them. These soft-shelled
crabs are melting in my mouth.

248
00:13:05,700 --> 00:13:08,800
Sorry, sir, but we're out of all three.

249
00:13:09,700 --> 00:13:12,200
Wonderful. Well, what fish
do you have?

250
00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:14,700
We make a decent swordfish.

251
00:13:15,900 --> 00:13:17,200
Decent.

252
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,300
That's what I travelled
4000 miles for, decent.

253
00:13:20,700 --> 00:13:22,300
You know, you should put that
on your menu.

254
00:13:22,500 --> 00:13:25,700
- Home of the decent...
CLAIRE: I'll have the swordfish.

255
00:13:26,100 --> 00:13:29,000
Right. Swordfish is fine. Thank you.

256
00:13:30,700 --> 00:13:32,800
- Frasier, what's the matter?
- Didn't you hear?

257
00:13:33,000 --> 00:13:35,900
- They're out of everything l...
- Frasier, we've both had a long day,

258
00:13:36,200 --> 00:13:38,400
but we're here now. Why can't you
just make the most of it?

259
00:13:38,700 --> 00:13:39,800
[ALL CHATTERING
IN AGREEMENT]

260
00:13:40,000 --> 00:13:41,200
I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

261
00:13:41,400 --> 00:13:43,500
You know, you're right.
Okay, not another word.

262
00:13:44,700 --> 00:13:48,800
Well, as long as everyone's here,
I'd like to make a toast.

263
00:13:49,100 --> 00:13:50,500
Alrighty.

264
00:13:52,000 --> 00:13:54,200
That there's nothing
gives me greater joy

265
00:13:54,400 --> 00:13:57,000
than to see both my boys happy.

266
00:13:57,300 --> 00:13:58,500
[GRUNTING]

267
00:13:59,600 --> 00:14:02,400
- Mr. Crane, is something the matter?
- It's reeling that fish in today.

268
00:14:02,700 --> 00:14:07,500
My arms are shot. I'll be all right.
Anyway, what I wanna say...

269
00:14:07,900 --> 00:14:09,000
[GRUNTS]

270
00:14:09,700 --> 00:14:12,800
Dad, don't be a hero.
Put down the coconut.

271
00:14:18,100 --> 00:14:23,700
Well, I just wanna say that I'm not
the only fisherman in the family.

272
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,900
In fact, I'm not even the best one.

273
00:14:26,500 --> 00:14:30,900
One year ago, after seven years
of trying to get her to bite,

274
00:14:31,600 --> 00:14:33,300
Niles finally hooked Daphne.

275
00:14:33,600 --> 00:14:36,400
And I think we'd all agree
that she's quite a catch.

276
00:14:36,600 --> 00:14:39,800
NILES: Hear, hear.
- Thank you.

277
00:14:42,700 --> 00:14:46,300
And, Claire, I just want you to know
how glad we are that you're here.

278
00:14:46,500 --> 00:14:47,700
That's right.

279
00:14:48,000 --> 00:14:50,600
I don't remember Frasier
being this happy in a long time.

280
00:14:50,900 --> 00:14:51,900
Thank you.

281
00:14:52,200 --> 00:14:54,600
Out of swordfish too?

282
00:14:54,900 --> 00:14:58,800
I'm sorry, sir.
May I suggest the pepper steak?

283
00:14:59,100 --> 00:15:00,600
Steak?

284
00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:06,200
That's what we should eat
at Belize's finest seafood restaurant?

285
00:15:06,700 --> 00:15:11,800
There's an ocean full of fresh fish
not 15 feet away,

286
00:15:13,000 --> 00:15:15,800
but why not try
a slab of artery-clogging,

287
00:15:16,100 --> 00:15:21,100
hormone-injected,
frozen red meat instead?

288
00:15:25,100 --> 00:15:28,700
- I'm sorry, Dad. Please continue.
- No, that's all right. I'm done.

289
00:15:29,100 --> 00:15:31,200
Actually, I think I am too.

290
00:15:31,500 --> 00:15:33,400
- Excuse me.
NILES: Of course.

291
00:15:33,700 --> 00:15:35,200
Claire...

292
00:15:36,800 --> 00:15:38,400
Claire.

293
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,900
You didn't tell me
you had steak here.

294
00:16:02,300 --> 00:16:03,900
Claire?

295
00:16:04,100 --> 00:16:05,900
CLAIRE:
Yes?

296
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:12,100
Listen,

297
00:16:13,700 --> 00:16:16,300
I don't blame you
for wanting to leave,

298
00:16:17,600 --> 00:16:20,200
but before you go,

299
00:16:20,500 --> 00:16:25,900
I'd just like to say that I'm really sorry
for getting so upset.

300
00:16:27,100 --> 00:16:30,300
You see, it's just that ever since
I met you,

301
00:16:31,500 --> 00:16:36,700
I thought that you were
pretty much perfect for me,

302
00:16:38,100 --> 00:16:43,500
and I guess I just wanted our
first trip together to be perfect too.

303
00:16:44,800 --> 00:16:47,500
And I think it still can be.

304
00:16:47,700 --> 00:16:49,700
What can I say
to convince you to stay?

305
00:16:56,300 --> 00:16:58,700
I see I'm off to a pretty good start.

306
00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:03,700
Frasier, I wasn't going to leave.
I'm crazy about you.

307
00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,400
I just started to feel
like you didn't wanna be here with me.

308
00:17:06,700 --> 00:17:09,900
Oh, gosh, nothing could be further
from the truth.

309
00:17:10,300 --> 00:17:12,200
I mean, this weekend
doesn't have to be perfect.

310
00:17:12,500 --> 00:17:14,200
Let's just try to have fun.

311
00:17:14,500 --> 00:17:15,500
- Fun?
- Yes.

312
00:17:15,700 --> 00:17:18,000
I can do that.

313
00:17:18,900 --> 00:17:22,100
Fun's been my nickname
since math camp.

314
00:17:23,900 --> 00:17:26,300
Math camp?

315
00:17:27,000 --> 00:17:29,900
You're just trying to get me into bed.

316
00:17:37,000 --> 00:17:41,900
I must say, this trip has certainly
taken a turn for the better.

317
00:17:46,000 --> 00:17:48,600
I'll tell you something else.

318
00:17:48,900 --> 00:17:51,400
I'm happy.

319
00:17:51,600 --> 00:17:54,700
Utterly and completely happy.

320
00:18:03,700 --> 00:18:08,200
I'm glad, Frasier. I'm happy too.

321
00:18:12,100 --> 00:18:15,600
CLAIRE: Frasier? Frasier?
- Hmm?

322
00:18:16,000 --> 00:18:17,700
- Frasier?
- Hmm?

323
00:18:18,000 --> 00:18:20,100
Are you okay?
You were talking in your sleep.

324
00:18:20,600 --> 00:18:24,900
Oh, yes. Yes, I'm okay. I'm fine.

325
00:18:25,300 --> 00:18:27,100
Go back to sleep.

326
00:18:48,900 --> 00:18:50,900
Hi, it's me, Frasier.

327
00:18:51,200 --> 00:18:54,600
Listen, I'm aware of the time.
It's just that...

328
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:57,100
You're the last person on earth
I thought I'd be calling,

329
00:18:57,300 --> 00:18:59,900
but I had this dream,
and I had to talk to you about it.

330
00:19:00,200 --> 00:19:02,600
LILITH:
Oh, God.

331
00:19:02,900 --> 00:19:07,200
I suppose you expect me to be
awake for this conversation, don't you?

332
00:19:07,600 --> 00:19:09,200
FRASIER:
<i>Okay, I'll be brief.</i>

333
00:19:09,500 --> 00:19:12,600
<i>It's just that I'm on vacation</i>
<i>with my girlfriend, Claire,</i>

334
00:19:12,900 --> 00:19:15,500
a woman who by all conventional
measures is perfect for me,

335
00:19:15,800 --> 00:19:18,500
and yet I've just had
a vivid sexual dream

336
00:19:18,700 --> 00:19:22,800
about someone
who differs from her entirely.

337
00:19:24,400 --> 00:19:26,200
A man?

338
00:19:29,400 --> 00:19:31,000
Not that different.

339
00:19:32,300 --> 00:19:35,900
- Someone you've slept with?
FRASIER: <i>Well, yes.</i>

340
00:19:36,100 --> 00:19:38,000
But it didn't work out. You see, we...

341
00:19:38,300 --> 00:19:41,100
I worshipped her for years,
and then we had a parting of the ways

342
00:19:41,400 --> 00:19:44,000
because it turned out
that she was just unpleasant

343
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:47,200
and confrontational, self-centred.

344
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:51,200
Frasier, if you're dreaming about me,
just say it.

345
00:19:51,600 --> 00:19:54,600
No, Lilith, it's not you.

346
00:19:54,900 --> 00:19:56,500
It's a woman named Lana.

347
00:19:56,800 --> 00:20:00,200
Well, it seems like
a textbook symbol dream.

348
00:20:00,400 --> 00:20:01,700
Why are you calling me?

349
00:20:02,600 --> 00:20:04,900
Well, because you know me
better than anybody else,

350
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,000
and you're a terrific psychiatrist.

351
00:20:09,600 --> 00:20:10,700
Thank you.

352
00:20:11,200 --> 00:20:12,300
So, what do you think?

353
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:18,900
As a working hypothesis,
I'd say you have the hots for Lana.

354
00:20:19,300 --> 00:20:21,500
FRASIER: <i>No, you see, maybe</i>
<i>I'm not making myself clear.</i>

355
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:23,600
You see,
the woman irritates me no end.

356
00:20:23,900 --> 00:20:27,400
She's antagonistic
and opinionated, critical...

357
00:20:27,800 --> 00:20:31,300
So I see. What you're saying is that
unlike most women you've dated,

358
00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:32,700
she challenges you.

359
00:20:34,000 --> 00:20:38,500
Maybe so, but that's not the point.
You see, Claire is perfect for me.

360
00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:41,000
All right.

361
00:20:41,300 --> 00:20:45,100
Why does this dream
about Lana upset you?

362
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:47,800
I don't know.

363
00:20:48,700 --> 00:20:50,400
Are you sure?

364
00:20:51,900 --> 00:20:53,600
Lilith,

365
00:20:54,600 --> 00:20:56,600
do you think I know
how to be happy?

366
00:20:59,400 --> 00:21:03,700
Of course you do.
You just like a challenge.

367
00:21:04,000 --> 00:21:06,500
You've never been one
to take the easy road.

368
00:21:06,800 --> 00:21:11,500
Well, it seems I've skidded right off
the road this time and into a ditch.

369
00:21:11,800 --> 00:21:13,100
A deep one.

370
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:18,000
Well, you could try
to throw it in reverse

371
00:21:18,300 --> 00:21:20,400
and spin your wheels for a while.

372
00:21:20,700 --> 00:21:25,100
Or you could get out into the ditch
and get yourself a little dirty.

373
00:21:25,500 --> 00:21:27,500
I see.

374
00:21:27,700 --> 00:21:29,900
Lana's the ditch, right?

375
00:21:33,400 --> 00:21:35,000
It's your metaphor.

376
00:21:36,800 --> 00:21:40,000
Well, I guess
I've got some thinking to do.

377
00:21:40,400 --> 00:21:41,900
Thanks for talking, Lilith.

378
00:21:42,800 --> 00:21:44,700
Any time.

379
00:21:45,400 --> 00:21:46,900
I love you, Frasier.

380
00:21:49,600 --> 00:21:51,500
I love you too.