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-DAPHNE: Wow, look at you.
-Ha-ha-ha.
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You look just…like him.
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Oh, Daphne, come on, huh?
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The theme this evening is to
come dressed as your hero.
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Fidel Castro.
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Sigmund Freud.
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Daphne, don't you think
that bowl is a little bit small
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-for a whole night of trick-or-treaters?
-I don't think so.
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Children in the building are
too scared to ring our bell.
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-Why is that?
-They're afraid of "Old Man Crane."
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[CHUCKLES]
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-Poor Dad. Ha, ha.
-It's not him, Dr. Crane. It's you.
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What? I'm Old Man Crane?
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Good Lord, I have tousled
every young head in this building
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-from the laundry room to the rooftop.
-Yeah, apparently that's how it started.
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They think you're feeling
to see if their brains are ripe.
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How do you know all this?
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They have a whole rhyme about you:
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♪ Old Man Crane, Old Man Crane ♪
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♪ Make him mad and he'll eat your brain ♪
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That's absurd.
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How do children get such crazy ideas?
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[TOY WEAPONS BEEPING]
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Whoa, hey, hey, keep it down, will you?
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-We're just playing.
-MARTIN: I know.
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But you know how Old Man Crane gets.
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Especially on Halloween, or
as he calls it, "harvest time."
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[ALL SCREAMING]
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[FOOTSTEPS]
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Fras?
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Hello… baseball man.
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, come on. Joe DiMaggio.
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-You know who he is?
-Of course.
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Joe DiMaggio was
married to Marilyn Monroe,
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who was also married to
Arthur Miller, the playwright,
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who wrote Death of a
Salesman, The Crucible.
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You see, Dad, I know a lot more
about baseball than you think.
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How does this party game of yours work?
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Is it like charades?
Because I don't like charades.
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Oh, no, no, Dad, it's
actually much better.
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I have devised some questions
that we will answer as our heroes.
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What better way to learn
about each other than to explore
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the personalities of those
who most inspire us, hmm?
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Couldn't we just play charades?
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You know, if this
evening goes really well,
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I may consider marketing
my little invention.
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It's a welcome change
from those theme parties
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where someone gets murdered.
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Yeah, it could still happen.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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Gil, good heavens.
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Shouldn't you be on your way by now?
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Well, yes, of course we'll
be playing my little game.
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Oh, you don't sound sick.
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Oh, now I hear it. Oh…
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All right, feel better.
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-Isn't that your eighth cancellation?
-Yes.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Must be something going
around at the office, hmm.
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-Hi.
-Hi.
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-Hey, it's Joe DiMaggio.
-Ma'am.
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-I see you've brought a little puppy.
-Yes.
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We've been trick-or-treating all
afternoon, and she's exhausted.
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Strange. Children in our building
haven't started trick-or-treating.
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Are you kidding? I just rode up
the elevator with five Britney Spears
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and a sweaty Harry Potter.
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I'm gonna go put her down in your room.
Can I change there?
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Well, as you know, Roz:
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[AUSTRIAN ACCENT] Change can only occur
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after years of hard work und analysis.
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-Gonna be a hell of a party.
-Yeah.
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What the heck are you supposed to be?
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Reginald Dwight.
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You may know me as Sir Elton John.
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FRASIER: [NORMAL VOICE]
Daphne, I must say,
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I hardly think of Elton
John as an heroic figure.
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Yes, he is. He's been a great
musician for over 30 years.
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There's also his charity
work and his knighthood.
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Well, I never thought of it that way,
which is the point of this evening.
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Thank you for putting
thought into your costume
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rather than just throwing
on something frivolous.
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Ta-da!
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MARTIN: Wow, Roz, you look great!
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Oh, Roz, are you serious?
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-What?
-Well, your hero is Wonder Woman?
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You're supposed to come dressed
as the person you most admire,
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whom you most wish to emulate.
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I'm not even sure you
can do that to the flag.
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I'm sorry. When you said hero,
I thought you meant superhero.
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Yes, and when you saw me
dressed in a beard with a cigar,
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what superhero did you think I was, hmm?
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That butler who cooked for Batman.
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Speaking of which, could you help
me bring out cheese, Wonder Woman?
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I'd be glad to, Elton John.
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[PHONE RINGING]
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Hello?
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Kenny.
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Gosh, don't you think
you should've left by now?
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Well, actually, there have
been a few cancellations,
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so that will allow us to delve
even deeper into our psyches.
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Really? What kind of sick?
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Oh, gosh, that sounds horrible.
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Yes, all right. Well, um, take care.
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You know, we might be
wise to take some echinacea.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Somebody get me a beer!
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MARTIN: Ah!
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Niles, uh, what in the world…
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Well, you said dress as your hero.
Hello, Dad.
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[MARTIN LAUGHS]
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Holy moly, Niles, this is unbelievable!
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-You like it?
-Oh, I love it!
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Ha! But Frasier said to come as your hero,
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not as the handsomest man in the world.
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[LAUGHING]
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Niles, I thought you were
going to come as Carl Jung.
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-I changed my mind.
-But the idea of this evening
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is to come as a classic hero,
someone who truly inspires you.
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No offense, Dad, it's…
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You know, someone of
truly unquestioned greatness.
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-Again, no offense, Dad.
-MARTIN: Mm-hmm.
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Blow it out your whistle. No offense.
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-Oh, my goodness. Oh, Niles.
-Oh, isn't that the cutest thing?
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What the heck are you supposed to be?
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That's exactly what I said.
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[LAUGHING]
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FRASIER: Well, I guess
we have a full complement.
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We may as well get on to the main event.
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Wonder Woman, Elton John,
Martin Crane, Joe DiMaggio,
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I think you all know each other.
Have a seat,
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and we will proceed to a night
of frivolity and enlightenment.
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Oh. Oh, Joe, I insist you take my chair.
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Thanks, Marty.
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All right then, let's dive
into the question bowl.
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Now remember, our job is
to answer these questions
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as the people we honor tonight.
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Well, what if I'm someone
who just wants to watch TV?
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-Can I do that?
-Yeah, can he?
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[LAUGHING]
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Very amusing. Uh, oh, yes, I
took the liberty of jotting down
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a few reminders and
regulations for your edification.
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-Here you go, Marty.
-Oh, uh…
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Niles, you don't really
have to drink that.
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I'm already wearing black
shoes with white socks.
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I may as well go all the way.
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[MARTIN LAUGHS]
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All right, question number one.
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The inaugural question in the
first game ever of Hero Worship.
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Copyright, Frasier Crane,
boilerplate, boilerplate.
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As your hero,
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"Please share your reaction
to the Human Genome Project.
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"Not only as a scientific venture, but as
a regulatory challenge to governments,"
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foreign and domestic."
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-No.
-Are you insane?
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All right, all right, maybe we'll
just save that for the lightning round.
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Well…
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As your hero,
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"Describe the most significant
relationship in your life." Hmm?
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NILES: Oh, all right.
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I'll tell you what, I'll go first.
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[AUSTRIAN ACCENT] Though it is common
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for a parent to deeply
impact the life of her child,
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consider the exponential power
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that parent wields when
she loves one of the children
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above the rest,
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singling him out as "my
golden Sigi," and referring to…
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[TOGETHER] Boring.
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[LAUGHING]
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Really, Frasier, mother, Freud, we get it.
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[NORMAL VOICE] All right, very well.
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Now, in the first of many
wrinkles, the game will proceed
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counterclockwise.
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-Joe?
-Oh, all right. Ahem.
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Well, even though I had a
big family, I'd have to say
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that my most important relationship
was probably with Marilyn Monroe.
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NILES: Ooh.
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Although I might've
been married before that.
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I'm not sure.
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[IMITATING ELTON JOHN]
I wrote a song about Marilyn Monroe.
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"Candle in the Wind."
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Yes, that's very good.
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Can't believe I'm saying this,
but, Wonder Woman, you're next.
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Okay, uh, my greatest relationship
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was with my alter ego,
who was a nurse in the Army,
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and her name was Diana Prince, and…
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Hey, I wrote a song about Princess Diana.
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And it was the same song I
wrote about Marilyn Monroe.
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-That's weird.
-Really weird.
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You would never think that
two such disparate characters
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across half a century of time
could be connected like that.
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That's because they're not connected!
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The song was written about
Princess Diana, not Diana Prince!
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-Still, it's a pretty odd coincidence.
-FRASIER: It's not a coincidence at all!
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It's two names that barely sound alike
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when one of them is
pronounced in reverse order!
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Now, if we could just return to my game…
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It says right here that one of the
objectives is lively conversation.
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-What we're having.
-I know my game's objectives,
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and they do not include
this nascent migraine!
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All right, Martin Crane,
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why don't you tell us about
your most significant relationship?
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All righty.
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In 1952, I met a woman
named Hester Palmer,
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and even though she's been gone 14 years,
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she was not only the
greatest relationship in my life,
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but also the greatest blessing.
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I miss her every day.
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You're a good boy, Niles.
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BOTH: Aw…
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Niles, could I see you in the kitchen?
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Did Niles finally get here?
Where is that boy genius?
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Yes, okay.
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-Dad, could I see you in the kitchen?
-Why's he looking at me?
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-I'm not Freud's dad.
-Martin Crane!
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It doesn't take Freud to
see what's going on here.
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What are you talking about?
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Oh, your little ploy is
working out brilliantly.
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Not only have you
stolen my thunder as host,
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you've also won the approval
you so desperately crave from Dad.
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It's not about craving approval.
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This is about honoring
someone I respect and admire.
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The fact that you're threatened by it
speaks volumes about your insecurity.
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Don't you turn this on me.
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I am comfortable with
my relationship with Dad.
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Well, then you should be
glad that he's having fun,
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which rarely happens at your parties.
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Or mine.
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So why don't we both take pride
in that and just be happy for him?
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Or as Dad would say, "Shut your
big bazoo and stop thinking so much."
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[LAUGHS]
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Oh, let's play Scattergories.
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Do you have one of those
murder-mystery games?
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So that's it, then? The party's over?
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-What? We're just getting started.
-You're not playing my game.
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This is chaos.
We're people in costumes drinking.
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Amen!
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Here, Roz, uh, would you
take a picture of Marty Crane
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with his hero, Joe DiMaggio.
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[LAUGHING]
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-It'll make a great Christmas card.
-FRASIER: Yeah, good idea, Dad.
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You've already ruined Halloween.
Why not ruin Christmas too?
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NILES: Frasier, come on, relax.
We're just having fun.
245
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Hey, have a beer.
It really takes the edge off.
246
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-Yeah, don't be a spoilsport.
-Spoilsport?
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I haven't spoiled anything.
I'm not the bad guy here.
248
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[SCREAMING]
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[BOY LAUGHS]
250
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[CHILDREN GASPING]
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JUSTIN: Hey, that's mine!
252
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-Did that boy just steal your candy?
-Yeah.
253
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If you tell me his name, I'll
go speak to his parents for you.
254
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His parents are my parents.
255
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He's my brother.
256
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FRASIER: Ah…
257
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-It isn't easy having a brother, is it?
-No.
258
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They can be selfish and thoughtless.
259
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-And butt-faces.
-Butt-faces, yes.
260
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And butt-faces too.
261
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But you know what might put things right?
262
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What?
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The smallest pinch
of fiberglass in his bed.
264
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It'll get under his skin. It'll itch for
days, with no clue how it got there.
265
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Have you seen those spare
rolls of insulation in the basement?
266
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-That sounds pretty mean.
-Huh.
267
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He stole your candy, didn't he?
268
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And embarrassed you
in front of your friends?
269
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I guess.
270
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-But still, he's not so bad.
-Seemed pretty bad a moment ago.
271
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-Well, he was just showing off.
-Ah.
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-But most days he's all right.
-Still, the man stole your candy.
273
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And ruined your much-anticipated evening.
274
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Shouldn't there be repercussions?
275
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Are you okay?
276
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Yes.
277
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I suppose I'm just having a bit
of a temper tantrum, that's all.
278
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-Yeah, I get those too.
-Ha, ha.
279
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Well, I'm going home.
280
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-See you later.
-Yup, see you later.
281
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Say, you know, maybe I'll go home too.
282
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If your brother doesn't
give back your candy,
283
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you can come trick-or-treating
at my apartment.
284
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I got bags of the stuff.
You can have all you want.
285
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Really? Awesome.
286
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Apartment 1901.
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1901?
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You're the guy who eats brains.
289
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Now, come on. If I really ate brains,
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children would be disappearing
from the building all the time.
291
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You haven't noticed
anything like that, have you?
292
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-No.
-That's because I don't eat brains.
293
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[CHUCKLES]
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Not human brains, anyway.
295
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A nice fresh order of calves'
brains in a beurre noir sauce,
296
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now that would be…
297
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I don't eat brains.
298
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[CHUCKLES]
299
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-All right, stop it.
-What?
300
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I don't wanna watch myself
make out with Elton John.
301
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Hello, all.
302
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-Hey.
-NILES: Oh…
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I would like to apologize
for my petulant departure.
304
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I just want us to all enjoy
ourselves this evening.
305
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And, Niles, I never should've
questioned your motives
306
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for this wonderful tribute.
307
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Thank you, son.
308
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[BELCHES]
309
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DAPHNE: It was our fault too, Dr. Crane.
310
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:52,043
-We didn't give your game a chance.
-Yeah. Let's give it another shot.
311
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Joltin' Joe wouldn't
quit, and neither will I.
312
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[DAPHNE CHUCKLES]
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Roz, since you misunderstood the theme,
314
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I'll tell you what, why don't you
answer this question as your true hero,
315
00:17:02,137 --> 00:17:03,763
whomever that may be.
316
00:17:04,389 --> 00:17:07,974
Actually, I didn't misunderstand anything.
317
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You made so much fun of my costume,
318
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I got so embarrassed, so I lied.
319
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Wonder Woman really is my hero.
320
00:17:17,359 --> 00:17:22,154
I mean, she's smart and beautiful,
moral, and totally independent.
321
00:17:22,238 --> 00:17:23,614
And talk about hooters.
322
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[LAUGHING]
323
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Hey, I'd keep that to myself.
324
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Roz, I never should've criticized you.
I am terribly sorry.
325
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-Thank you.
-NILES: Oh, Daphne,
326
00:17:37,919 --> 00:17:40,505
-you didn't bring me a Brewster.
-I think you've had enough.
327
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Oh, you can never have enough beer, Jodi.
328
00:17:44,134 --> 00:17:47,012
That's Joe D.
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-Niles, I believe that you're next.
-NILES: Huh.
330
00:17:51,265 --> 00:17:55,061
Tell us about your hero's
greatest disappointment.
331
00:17:55,770 --> 00:18:02,359
Um… Oh, well, that I never got to
take my kids to see Joe DiMaggio play.
332
00:18:02,443 --> 00:18:06,487
Oh, that's not your fault, Marty.
I retired when they were infants.
333
00:18:06,571 --> 00:18:07,947
Guess it's not that important.
334
00:18:08,031 --> 00:18:11,451
My kids wouldn't know a
baseball if it hit them in the face.
335
00:18:12,327 --> 00:18:13,661
In fact, hm-hm,
336
00:18:13,745 --> 00:18:16,080
that pretty much describes
their one day in Little League.
337
00:18:16,164 --> 00:18:17,999
[LAUGHING]
338
00:18:18,083 --> 00:18:21,543
No offense, Joe, my kids
did not care about baseball.
339
00:18:21,627 --> 00:18:25,380
Hell, they didn't care about
anything that was important to me.
340
00:18:25,464 --> 00:18:27,882
-Hey, now, that's not fair.
-NILES: No, no, no, Joe.
341
00:18:27,966 --> 00:18:29,676
I'm saying you and me, we're regular guys.
342
00:18:29,760 --> 00:18:32,804
You know, we know how to hang out
with regular guys and shoot the breeze
343
00:18:32,888 --> 00:18:37,308
and knock a few back,
but, uh, not my kids.
344
00:18:37,392 --> 00:18:39,852
No, they're too good for that stuff.
345
00:18:39,936 --> 00:18:43,940
They, uh… They got all their fancy
degrees, but they never learned
346
00:18:44,816 --> 00:18:46,943
how to be regular guys.
347
00:18:48,193 --> 00:18:50,695
I guess if I had to pick my
two biggest disappointments…
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You stop right there.
349
00:18:53,699 --> 00:18:57,035
You will not put these words in my mouth.
350
00:18:57,119 --> 00:18:59,120
I was always proud of you boys,
351
00:18:59,204 --> 00:19:04,333
and I will not be portrayed as
some drunken, judgmental jackass.
352
00:19:09,088 --> 00:19:11,716
That's why I didn't dress as you, Dad.
353
00:19:17,679 --> 00:19:20,056
You're a good son, Frasier.
354
00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,976
I'll go round up Alice.
355
00:19:24,060 --> 00:19:26,187
Another great party.
356
00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:31,776
I am so sorry. I, uh…
357
00:19:31,860 --> 00:19:36,363
-I don't know what got into me.
-I'd say about six of these.
358
00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:40,909
Everything was so
perfect, and I just…blew it.
359
00:19:40,993 --> 00:19:43,578
I… I feel terrible.
360
00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:47,331
Oh, Niles, why don't
you just go talk to him?
361
00:19:47,415 --> 00:19:50,960
I'm sure I am the last person
he wants to see right now.
362
00:19:51,711 --> 00:19:54,421
Oh, I wouldn't be so sure about that.
363
00:19:54,505 --> 00:19:56,716
He's not your hero for nothing.
364
00:19:59,385 --> 00:20:02,053
Right. Heh. Thank you, Frasier.
365
00:20:02,137 --> 00:20:04,097
But maybe you should talk to him as Niles.
366
00:20:04,181 --> 00:20:07,433
Ah, good idea. Heh-heh-heh.
367
00:20:07,517 --> 00:20:08,602
Ow.
368
00:20:09,519 --> 00:20:13,064
-Hey, uh, help me get this wig off.
-FRASIER: Fine.
369
00:20:13,607 --> 00:20:14,941
-Ow!
-I'm sorry.
370
00:20:15,025 --> 00:20:16,234
-Ow!
-Ow!
371
00:20:16,318 --> 00:20:19,277
-Ow! Ow! Ow!
-Ow! Stop it! All right.
372
00:20:19,361 --> 00:20:20,862
You put too much spirit gum on it.
373
00:20:20,946 --> 00:20:22,781
I'm gonna need something to pry it off.
374
00:20:22,865 --> 00:20:23,990
[DOORBELL RINGS]
375
00:20:24,074 --> 00:20:25,659
-I'll get it.
-FRASIER: All right.
376
00:20:25,743 --> 00:20:28,328
-Here, try this.
-Oh, thanks, Daphne.
377
00:20:28,412 --> 00:20:30,664
All right, now, come on. Now, hold still.
378
00:20:30,748 --> 00:20:33,098
-NILES: Easy, easy, easy…
-All right, come on.
379
00:20:33,374 --> 00:20:35,000
CHILDREN: Trick or treat!
380
00:20:35,084 --> 00:20:37,336
DAPHNE: Oh, how lovely. One moment.
381
00:20:37,420 --> 00:20:40,381
-NILES: Wait, you're hurting me!
-FRASIER: Because you keep fighting!
382
00:20:40,465 --> 00:20:42,466
[NILES SCREAMS]
383
00:20:42,550 --> 00:20:44,343
[SCREAMING]
384
00:20:44,427 --> 00:20:46,261
No, children, come back!
385
00:20:46,345 --> 00:20:49,097
I've got candy!