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Well, I'll have to run this by
the station manager, of course,

2
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but barring any unforeseen circumstances,

3
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I believe the internship will be yours.

4
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That would be wonderful.

5
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But just meeting the preeminent
radio psychologist of this era

6
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has been a most thrilling experience.

7
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Well…

8
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[FRASIER CHUCKLES]

9
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So, Roz, what do you think?

10
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I think he's a pretentious,
arrogant toady.

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I love him too. Ha, ha.

12
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Just think of it, Roz.

13
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A triple major at Harvard University.
Why, he even plays the shamisen.

14
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Oh, come on, Roz, the shamisen.

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It's a Japanese guitar-like instrument

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whose strings are plucked with a spatula.
Hmm?

17
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I can hardly wait for
the intern talent show.

18
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Oh, I'm so excited, Roz. At last
I'll have a superior mind I can mold.

19
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Speaking of mold, what is he doing here?

20
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Are you still tutoring him?

21
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Oh, God forbid. Kirby.

22
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-Hey, Dr. Crane.
-Hello. Ha, ha.

23
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-Hello, Roz.
-Hi, Kirby.

24
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What have you been doing
since I took you to my prom?

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Mostly showering.

26
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So, what brings you here, Kirby, hmm?

27
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I heard your station's
looking for an intern.

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Radio station's looking
for an intern, you say? Uh…

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I was hoping you could hook me up.

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Just think, with me working here,

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we'll be together, like,
24/7, five days a week.

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Okay.

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I was hoping you could go over my résumé.

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Oh, well, uh, all right, Kirby.

35
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Uh, although I must tell you that

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the station manager has
final say in these matters.

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I fudged a little bit on my job history.

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So you never actually worked at NASA.

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Or Burger King. Heh.

40
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Hey, Doc.
Oh, is this one of the intern candidates?

41
00:02:03,426 --> 00:02:05,594
-Uh, well…
-Kenny Daly. I'm the station manager.

42
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Pleased to meet you.
I'm so stoked to get this job.

43
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Oh, I like that in a candidate, Doc.
He looks hungry.

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That's amazing, dude,
because I am kind of hungry.

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KENNY: There's a vending
machine right out there.

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Hey, I love this guy.
He's a breath of fresh air.

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Not like all these Ivy League snobs
you've been prancing around all day.

48
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You're not really thinking
of hiring Kirby, are you?

49
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Of course not, Roz.
I've got my heart set on Lucius.

50
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-Me too. He plays the shamisen.
-Yes, all right.

51
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Uh, Kirby, uh…

52
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Listen, I'm terribly sorry
about what just happened, um…

53
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What?

54
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[FRASIER SIGHS]

55
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You see, whenever Kenny sends
someone out to the candy machine,

56
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it's a signal that that person
won't be around anymore.

57
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We call it the Hershey's kiss-off.

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Man.

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I really want to get this job so I can
move in with Squoojy and Fat Tyler.

60
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You know, live like an
adult for once in my life.

61
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Yes, well, I am terribly sorry.

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It's not your fault.
You did everything you could.

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Well…

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Yes, I… You know, I tell you what.

65
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Um, I will keep my ears open
for any opportunities, all right?

66
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That would be great. Something in
law enforcement would be awesome.

67
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Yes, well, that shouldn't be too
difficult considering you were trained

68
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by the FBO.

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[VELCRO TEARING]

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-Leave it, old man.
-Oh.

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It's bugging me.

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I do not have high blood
pressure, and it looks ridiculous.

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I think it looks handsome.

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Like those armbands
gladiators wore, only inflatable.

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-Ah, Daphne, Dad.
-MARTIN: Hey, Fras.

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-Say, how was the doctor's?
-It stunk.

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Mr. Crane's pressure read a little high,

78
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so Dr. Stewart insisted he
wear this monitor for 48 hours.

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-My, that's troubling.
-DAPHNE: Don't worry.

80
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It's just a precaution.
It takes his pressure at random intervals,

81
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and sends the information to a
computer in the doctor's office.

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-FRASIER: Oh.
-Very clever.

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It's not clever.
It's an invasion of my privacy.

84
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Plus, they got me on that
damn Heart Smart diet.

85
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Two days of salt and fat gone.

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[SNAPS]

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You don't get that back.

88
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Well, stay calm or
you'll be on it forever.

89
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Well, how can I stay calm?

90
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Just sitting here expecting
this thing to go off any second.

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I'm afraid to move.
It's like I'm a prisoner.

92
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That's just like doctors, isn't it?

93
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They're always finding
some new way to torture you.

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Well, maybe I want my blood pressure high.

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They ever think about that? I mean…

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[MONITOR BEEPS, DRONES]

97
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There it goes.

98
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You sneaky bastard.

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Uh, Dad, you know, here's
a suggestion, if I may. Um…

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The next time you feel yourself
getting annoyed, take a deep breath,

101
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and then picture your
anger as a red balloon,

102
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drifting higher and higher
above the clouds till it disappears.

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And that'll get me back on nachos?

104
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-Well, I better get ready for work.
-Right.

105
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Did you get my shirt
back from the cleaners?

106
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It's in your room. I laundered it myself.

107
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No sense paying for
dry-cleaning a work shirt.

108
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Well, yes, there is. I told you,
they make us buy them ourselves.

109
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And they cost a lot of money, you know.

110
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Then I have to go all the way
down to the uniform supply house.

111
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You can't park there because
of the construction going…

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[MONITOR BEEPS, DRONES]

113
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No, no, no! No, wait, wait, wait!

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Damn it all to hell!

115
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Oh, you have some messages, Dr. Crane.

116
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A Kirby called at 4:00,

117
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then again at 4:20 and 4:45.

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It was upsetting your father.
I turned the ringer off.

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Oh, dear.
I promised him I'd help him find a job.

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There's so few for which he's qualified.

121
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And with the proliferation
of self-serve gas stations,

122
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I'm afraid that narrows
the field even further.

123
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Why is it your responsibility to help him?

124
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Well, truth is, I really
didn't do all I could

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to help him get a job
at the radio station.

126
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Poor Kirby.

127
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You know, maybe I should
just turn the ringer back on.

128
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[PHONE RINGS]

129
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Maybe after dinner.

130
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-Hello. Hey, Daphne.
-Oh, Niles.

131
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I'll get my things. Be just a minute.

132
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Oh, uh, care for a quick
sherry before you go?

133
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Well, thank you.

134
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So how was your weekend?

135
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-Fine, and yours?
-Good.

136
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You know, something
curious did happen though.

137
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I was in the cheese shop
and I ran into Reynolds.

138
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He told me that he saw several bottles

139
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of Château Haut-Brion '61 at your place.

140
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I wasn't aware that you had the Brion '61.

141
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Really? Didn't I tell you?
I stumbled across a case.

142
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Really? That's wonderful news, Niles.

143
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It's virtually unattainable.

144
00:07:03,428 --> 00:07:05,513
So how much do I owe you for my half?

145
00:07:05,722 --> 00:07:09,267
Ha, ha. That's very funny.
Reynolds made that same joke.

146
00:07:09,517 --> 00:07:11,519
Niles, we had a deal.

147
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Whenever I've found a case of
rare wine, I've offered you half.

148
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I understood our deal only
applied to vintages post-1965.

149
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That wasn't part of the agreement.

150
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Well, I'll have to re-read it.

151
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It was oral.

152
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Oh, pity.

153
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This is outrageous. I can't believe
you're cutting me out like this.

154
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I'm sorry.

155
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I try to be an ethical person
but wine is my weakness,

156
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and this is really too good to share.

157
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I see.

158
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-I will find a way to make it up to you.
-Why don't you just sell me my half?

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I said, <i>I'll</i> find a way
to make it up to you.

160
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-No, you have my word.
-Really?

161
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Your oral agreements aren't worth
the air into which they are uttered.

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-Are we ready to go?
-Yeah.

163
00:07:58,482 --> 00:08:00,234
Look, Daphne, I was, uh…

164
00:08:00,401 --> 00:08:03,362
I was thinking rather than
go to another boring movie,

165
00:08:03,529 --> 00:08:07,491
why don't we go back to my
place, and kick off our shoes,

166
00:08:07,658 --> 00:08:10,536
and, uh, rearrange my library?

167
00:08:10,703 --> 00:08:13,371
Are you still doing that?
You said you'd be finished by now.

168
00:08:13,455 --> 00:08:15,916
Yes, he says a lot of things.

169
00:08:18,085 --> 00:08:20,003
It's a bigger project
than I'd anticipated.

170
00:08:20,087 --> 00:08:23,131
-Can't you hire someone to help you?
-Let someone else touch my books?

171
00:08:23,215 --> 00:08:26,259
Where will I find someone with
your unimpeachable fastidiousness?

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-Fastidious, you say?
-NILES: Mm-hmm.

173
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You know, Niles, I believe I
know just the lad that can help you.

174
00:08:32,932 --> 00:08:34,309
Kirby Gardner.

175
00:08:34,517 --> 00:08:36,101
Isn't he that boy who's been calling?

176
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Yes, yes, he's very persistent,
one of his many fine attributes.

177
00:08:39,272 --> 00:08:41,106
And, you know, I
wanted to hire him myself,

178
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but there was nothing
available for him at the station.

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I don't know. My books are
the one thing I'm fussy about.

180
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Oh, please, Niles.

181
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It would give us more time together.

182
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-Well, if you put it that way.
-Ha-ha-ha.

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Wait.

184
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If I hire this protégé of yours, will
that make us even on the wine?

185
00:09:05,048 --> 00:09:08,509
Niles, you are too crafty for me.

186
00:09:10,053 --> 00:09:13,765
All right, yes, very well.
That will make us even. Ha-ha-ha.

187
00:09:13,931 --> 00:09:15,683
-Have a good night, you two.
-Thank you.

188
00:09:15,767 --> 00:09:17,852
[FRASIER CHUCKLES]

189
00:09:23,565 --> 00:09:24,857
NILES: How's it going, Kirby?

190
00:09:24,941 --> 00:09:28,320
Hope you're not getting lost in the 17th…

191
00:09:31,156 --> 00:09:33,575
Oh, look.

192
00:09:33,742 --> 00:09:34,826
Kirby!

193
00:09:35,369 --> 00:09:36,453
Kirby!

194
00:09:36,620 --> 00:09:38,038
Hey, Dr. Crane.

195
00:09:38,246 --> 00:09:40,874
What are you doing?
You're eating in my library.

196
00:09:41,041 --> 00:09:43,543
You're ruining my books.

197
00:09:43,710 --> 00:09:45,921
Relax, bro. I'm wearing the gloves.

198
00:09:51,009 --> 00:09:54,221
Kirby! Come down here.

199
00:09:55,972 --> 00:09:57,432
No, no, bring your can.

200
00:10:01,728 --> 00:10:03,480
Sit down.

201
00:10:04,731 --> 00:10:05,899
Kirby,

202
00:10:06,108 --> 00:10:09,318
this is completely unacceptable.
I… I just cannot allow this.

203
00:10:09,527 --> 00:10:12,196
-Whoa. Are you gonna fire me?
-Wha…

204
00:10:12,822 --> 00:10:17,034
I know that you have good
intentions, but I'm afraid…

205
00:10:17,201 --> 00:10:18,536
[PHONE RINGING]

206
00:10:18,702 --> 00:10:20,371
Excuse me.

207
00:10:21,914 --> 00:10:23,541
Hello.

208
00:10:25,418 --> 00:10:27,294
It's for you.

209
00:10:28,170 --> 00:10:30,005
Could you find out who it is?

210
00:10:31,632 --> 00:10:33,884
Who's calling, please?

211
00:10:35,469 --> 00:10:37,680
It's Kristi Mulvehill.

212
00:10:37,888 --> 00:10:40,391
Tell her I'll call her back.

213
00:10:41,392 --> 00:10:43,352
He'll call you back.

214
00:10:43,727 --> 00:10:47,731
Kirby, your friend Kristi,

215
00:10:47,898 --> 00:10:50,234
she's not related to William Mulvehill?

216
00:10:50,401 --> 00:10:51,861
Yeah, that's her grandfather.

217
00:10:52,611 --> 00:10:55,947
It's so weird how all you old
dudes all know each other.

218
00:10:57,365 --> 00:10:59,325
Well, I don't actually know him.

219
00:10:59,492 --> 00:11:03,413
Just know of him, and his wine collection.

220
00:11:03,621 --> 00:11:05,165
Wine collection.

221
00:11:05,331 --> 00:11:07,083
It's famous among the old dudes.

222
00:11:07,250 --> 00:11:11,963
Legendary, except he's so
reclusive no one gets to see it.

223
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:13,714
Frasier and I have tried everything

224
00:11:13,798 --> 00:11:17,218
but sealing ourselves
in casks and rolling in.

225
00:11:18,344 --> 00:11:20,513
Really? I go there a lot.

226
00:11:20,680 --> 00:11:23,266
You've been to the Mulvehill wine cellar?

227
00:11:23,433 --> 00:11:26,603
Have you seen the bottle that
was owned by Thomas Jefferson?

228
00:11:26,811 --> 00:11:28,480
Well, I'm usually with Kristi,

229
00:11:28,646 --> 00:11:31,774
so, uh, I'm looking at
the jugs, not the bottles,

230
00:11:31,941 --> 00:11:33,902
if you know what I mean.

231
00:11:34,110 --> 00:11:37,322
Oh, I do. Ha, ha.

232
00:11:38,531 --> 00:11:40,450
You know, ahem,

233
00:11:40,658 --> 00:11:42,576
it would be a thrill for
a connoisseur like me

234
00:11:42,660 --> 00:11:47,456
to meet William Mulvehill.
Do you think you could get me in?

235
00:11:47,664 --> 00:11:48,957
I bet Kristi could.

236
00:11:49,166 --> 00:11:52,211
Well, let's just get her on the
phone and ask her, shall we?

237
00:11:52,669 --> 00:11:55,422
Well, I would,

238
00:11:55,589 --> 00:11:59,092
but if I were unemployed, I'd
just be too depressed to talk to her.

239
00:11:59,301 --> 00:12:01,302
Oh, unemployed, what
are you talking about?

240
00:12:01,386 --> 00:12:04,348
That was just a few harsh words
spoken in a moment of haste.

241
00:12:04,515 --> 00:12:06,433
The library isn't
challenging enough for you.

242
00:12:06,517 --> 00:12:10,354
We'll find something more
suited to your particular talents.

243
00:12:10,521 --> 00:12:11,563
Here's the phone.

244
00:12:11,730 --> 00:12:12,773
[DOORBELL RINGS]

245
00:12:12,940 --> 00:12:13,982
Oh.

246
00:12:14,149 --> 00:12:16,026
That'll be Frasier. Um…

247
00:12:16,235 --> 00:12:18,529
Why don't you call from the kitchen?

248
00:12:19,738 --> 00:12:21,698
Whoa.

249
00:12:21,907 --> 00:12:24,826
-Do they all do that?
-No! No!

250
00:12:29,665 --> 00:12:32,458
-FRASIER: Niles.
-I'll be right there.

251
00:12:32,667 --> 00:12:34,460
Are you ready to…

252
00:12:35,294 --> 00:12:38,089
Oh, dear.

253
00:12:38,631 --> 00:12:41,342
-Is this Kirby's work?
-Mm-hm.

254
00:12:41,551 --> 00:12:45,012
-Niles, I owe you an apology.
-No, no. I understand.

255
00:12:45,179 --> 00:12:48,182
-I had it coming. We're even.
-Let me help you clean up.

256
00:12:48,349 --> 00:12:51,435
No, don't be silly. I will be through
this in a trice. Just you scoot.

257
00:12:51,519 --> 00:12:53,604
-Nonsense. Let me help.
-No. No, really, please.

258
00:12:53,688 --> 00:12:54,988
-Niles, let me do…
-No.

259
00:12:55,106 --> 00:12:56,440
-Please.
-Oh, hi.

260
00:12:56,649 --> 00:13:00,653
Grampy Mulvehill says only one
person can go into the wine cellar.

261
00:13:01,612 --> 00:13:03,614
Grampy Mulvehill?

262
00:13:03,781 --> 00:13:05,825
As in William Mulvehill?

263
00:13:06,033 --> 00:13:08,828
I told you.
Old dudes, they all know each other.

264
00:13:09,787 --> 00:13:12,498
FRASIER: I knew something was up.

265
00:13:12,707 --> 00:13:15,668
You weren't going to tell
me about Mulvehill, were you?

266
00:13:15,876 --> 00:13:17,003
I'm sorry.

267
00:13:17,169 --> 00:13:21,673
-I have <i>le vin fou.</i>
-Don't hand me that!

268
00:13:21,881 --> 00:13:24,467
That is just a flimsy excuse
for your outrageous selfishness.

269
00:13:24,551 --> 00:13:27,345
And what's worse, is
you're actually using that boy.

270
00:13:27,512 --> 00:13:30,515
Oh. Well, you used him to get back at me.

271
00:13:30,682 --> 00:13:32,642
Yes, well, as you said, it made us even.

272
00:13:32,726 --> 00:13:34,268
I said that to get you out of here.

273
00:13:34,352 --> 00:13:36,062
Look at my library! I hope you're happy!

274
00:13:36,146 --> 00:13:37,730
I didn't think it would be this bad.

275
00:13:37,814 --> 00:13:40,191
I thought the boy could at
least put a book on a shelf!

276
00:13:40,275 --> 00:13:42,693
I can hear you fighting
about me from down the hall.

277
00:13:42,777 --> 00:13:45,196
-You're right, I don't deserve a job.
-That's not true.

278
00:13:45,280 --> 00:13:46,364
It is. Forget it.

279
00:13:46,531 --> 00:13:50,201
I'm a hopeless screw-up
just like my priest said.

280
00:13:50,368 --> 00:13:53,705
Kirby! Wait!

281
00:13:53,997 --> 00:13:55,332
[DOOR CLOSES]

282
00:13:55,540 --> 00:13:57,166
What happened? What have we done?

283
00:13:57,250 --> 00:13:58,877
Well…

284
00:13:59,127 --> 00:14:01,212
Isn't it obvious, Niles?

285
00:14:01,421 --> 00:14:03,632
You've hurt his feelings.

286
00:14:06,468 --> 00:14:10,638
You know, I have a special
relationship with Kirby.

287
00:14:10,804 --> 00:14:15,851
Maybe I'll just take him out
to dinner, smooth things over.

288
00:14:16,060 --> 00:14:18,478
Well, I'm perfectly capable
of making my own apologies.

289
00:14:18,562 --> 00:14:20,064
I'll take him out to dinner.

290
00:14:20,272 --> 00:14:21,773
Well, you know, on second thought,

291
00:14:21,857 --> 00:14:25,486
I actually did say some
rather hurtful things myself.

292
00:14:25,694 --> 00:14:29,948
I think it's incumbent upon
both of us to help repair

293
00:14:30,115 --> 00:14:33,327
his damaged self-esteem together.

294
00:14:33,535 --> 00:14:38,374
Very well. We'll be two trained
therapists working in tandem.

295
00:14:38,582 --> 00:14:41,835
Yes. To repair the wounded innocent.

296
00:14:42,044 --> 00:14:44,087
Yes. Yes, that's very
high-minded of you, Niles.

297
00:14:44,171 --> 00:14:46,131
Yes. You too, Frasier.

298
00:14:46,298 --> 00:14:49,677
You know, this is an
utterly altruistic act, isn't it?

299
00:14:49,843 --> 00:14:51,512
Utterly as it gets.

300
00:14:51,720 --> 00:14:53,389
I think we're of the same mind.

301
00:14:53,597 --> 00:14:55,849
Oh, I think so too.

302
00:15:03,940 --> 00:15:05,608
[DOOR OPENS]

303
00:15:05,775 --> 00:15:07,860
Where have you been? I'm starving.

304
00:15:08,027 --> 00:15:11,071
Sorry, I was walking Eddie.
Haven't even been to the market yet.

305
00:15:11,155 --> 00:15:14,409
Oh, Daph, it's almost 6:00.
How many times do I have to…

306
00:15:16,035 --> 00:15:18,204
Red balloon.

307
00:15:21,290 --> 00:15:23,042
It's all right.

308
00:15:23,251 --> 00:15:25,951
Well, good for you.
And I'll nip out to the market now.

309
00:15:26,045 --> 00:15:28,130
No, don't bother.
Let's just open a can of soup.

310
00:15:28,214 --> 00:15:29,340
FRASIER: Well, I'm off.

311
00:15:29,424 --> 00:15:31,384
-Enjoy your dinner.
-Thank you.

312
00:15:31,592 --> 00:15:33,678
You took the batteries out of my remote.

313
00:15:33,886 --> 00:15:38,141
Gosh, I'm sorry, Dad.
I needed them for my foot spa.

314
00:15:38,307 --> 00:15:40,476
And you had to take
them out of the one thing

315
00:15:40,560 --> 00:15:42,227
I need batteries for in this house?

316
00:15:42,311 --> 00:15:45,856
God forbid your royal
feet go without eucalyptus…

317
00:15:46,064 --> 00:15:47,566
Dad.

318
00:15:52,988 --> 00:15:54,406
That's all right.

319
00:15:54,573 --> 00:15:56,949
There's gotta be some other
way to switch the channels.

320
00:15:57,033 --> 00:15:58,410
DAPHNE: Bye.

321
00:15:58,618 --> 00:16:00,411
Well, I'll go and open that can of soup.

322
00:16:00,495 --> 00:16:02,289
Oh, would you turn the game on?

323
00:16:02,456 --> 00:16:03,498
Sports?

324
00:16:03,665 --> 00:16:05,625
Hmm, might be a bit too exciting.

325
00:16:05,834 --> 00:16:08,420
Why don't we just watch
a nice, soothing movie?

326
00:16:08,628 --> 00:16:10,797
-Like what?
-How about <i>Message in a Bottle?</i>

327
00:16:10,881 --> 00:16:13,966
Is that one of those movies that
takes 45 minutes for anything to happen,

328
00:16:14,050 --> 00:16:16,595
and then you're sorry it did?

329
00:16:17,471 --> 00:16:21,391
If you don't like that, we could
watch <i>To Gillian on Her 37th Birthday.</i>

330
00:16:29,357 --> 00:16:31,860
-You pick.
-Yes.

331
00:16:34,570 --> 00:16:37,114
-Niles.
-Well, imagine my surprise

332
00:16:37,281 --> 00:16:40,033
seeing the two of you here, when
the three of us have reservations

333
00:16:40,117 --> 00:16:42,495
for dinner at Le Cigare
Volant in half an hour.

334
00:16:42,703 --> 00:16:47,208
Hi, Dr. Crane. Dr. Crane invited
me here for a before-dinner cocoa.

335
00:16:47,416 --> 00:16:50,503
Isn't that nice?
Frasier, may I have a word?

336
00:16:50,711 --> 00:16:53,839
Yes, of course, Niles.
Kirby, we'll be right back.

337
00:16:55,466 --> 00:16:57,593
All right. Now, before you get started,

338
00:16:57,802 --> 00:17:00,053
I brought the boy here in
order to ease him into this.

339
00:17:00,137 --> 00:17:03,390
I was afraid that the sight of us might
bring up some unpleasant memories.

340
00:17:03,474 --> 00:17:05,225
I see. So this has nothing to do with you

341
00:17:05,309 --> 00:17:08,479
trying to get into Grampy
Mulvehill's wine cellar instead of me?

342
00:17:08,687 --> 00:17:12,858
The fact that you even said
that speaks volumes about you.

343
00:17:13,067 --> 00:17:16,517
Let's get back before the boy
starts to think we're talking about him.

344
00:17:16,654 --> 00:17:18,447
We're back now.

345
00:17:19,365 --> 00:17:22,660
Kirby, I just want to
tell you how sorry I am

346
00:17:22,826 --> 00:17:25,620
for both Frasier and my behavior earlier.

347
00:17:25,829 --> 00:17:27,163
It's no problem. I forgave you

348
00:17:27,247 --> 00:17:30,542
as soon as I got that
DVD player you sent me.

349
00:17:33,127 --> 00:17:35,004
Niles, may I see you for a moment?

350
00:17:38,925 --> 00:17:40,301
-DVD player?
-Okay.

351
00:17:40,510 --> 00:17:43,345
You caught me in a selfish moment.
I was trying to assuage my guilt

352
00:17:43,429 --> 00:17:44,722
for the way I treated him.

353
00:17:44,806 --> 00:17:48,017
You weren't trying to buy loyalty so
you could benefit from your connection,

354
00:17:48,101 --> 00:17:52,355
reviving your woefully flagging
reputation in the wine community?

355
00:17:53,064 --> 00:17:55,316
I categorically deny that.

356
00:17:55,525 --> 00:17:56,942
So you did it just to burn me?

357
00:17:57,026 --> 00:17:59,195
-I deny that.
-But not categorically.

358
00:17:59,362 --> 00:18:01,739
Frasier, do I have to remind you

359
00:18:01,906 --> 00:18:03,783
that this is not about
us, it's about Kirby,

360
00:18:03,867 --> 00:18:06,517
whom we've abandoned in
order to have this petty spat.

361
00:18:08,496 --> 00:18:10,665
FRASIER: We're back again.

362
00:18:10,832 --> 00:18:13,834
So, Kirby, where were we?

363
00:18:14,001 --> 00:18:16,670
You were asking me
about Grampy's wine cellar.

364
00:18:16,837 --> 00:18:18,964
-Frasier?
-Not now, Niles.

365
00:18:19,131 --> 00:18:21,341
Fine.
I was going to leave this till later, but…

366
00:18:21,425 --> 00:18:25,345
Kirby, I saw these, and I thought of you.

367
00:18:25,554 --> 00:18:27,222
No way!

368
00:18:27,389 --> 00:18:29,391
Thirteens. How'd you know my size?

369
00:18:29,600 --> 00:18:31,184
Oh, I measured the footprint you left

370
00:18:31,268 --> 00:18:34,563
in doughnut powder
on my floor, you rascal.

371
00:18:35,355 --> 00:18:37,106
These are awesome. Aren't they, Dr. Crane?

372
00:18:37,190 --> 00:18:39,318
Oh, yes, indeed they are, Kirby.

373
00:18:39,526 --> 00:18:43,322
You know, you're going to
need some togs to go with them.

374
00:18:43,488 --> 00:18:44,823
I have an account at Bidwells.

375
00:18:44,907 --> 00:18:46,908
What do you say I call
them and set you up?

376
00:18:46,992 --> 00:18:50,537
Wow, thanks. I never had togs before.

377
00:18:50,746 --> 00:18:51,846
You guys are so great,

378
00:18:51,955 --> 00:18:54,707
the way you keep trying to
build up my self-esteem and all.

379
00:18:54,791 --> 00:18:57,794
I wish there was some way I could
take you both to the wine cellar.

380
00:18:57,878 --> 00:18:59,962
But I can't.

381
00:19:02,256 --> 00:19:04,050
-Niles.
-Frasier.

382
00:19:06,928 --> 00:19:10,556
Do you believe the nerve of this
boy, pitting us against each other?

383
00:19:10,765 --> 00:19:12,349
We're not going to be manipulated.

384
00:19:12,433 --> 00:19:15,269
We certainly aren't. All right,
let's put a stop to it right now.

385
00:19:15,353 --> 00:19:17,354
All right, I'm afraid
your little game is up.

386
00:19:17,438 --> 00:19:20,065
-And I wanna tell you something else…
-A hundred dollars.

387
00:19:20,149 --> 00:19:22,485
-Two hundred dollars.
-Three hundred dollars.

388
00:19:22,652 --> 00:19:23,945
Five hundred dollars!

389
00:19:24,153 --> 00:19:27,072
-Kirby, have you ever been to Vegas?
-FRASIER: He can't go to Vegas.

390
00:19:27,156 --> 00:19:30,159
He'll be too busy interning
at the radio station.

391
00:19:30,368 --> 00:19:32,203
No way.

392
00:19:32,370 --> 00:19:33,704
I got the job?

393
00:19:33,913 --> 00:19:37,041
Thank you, Dr. Crane.
You just got yourself a wine tour.

394
00:19:37,208 --> 00:19:41,003
Well, and thank you, Kirby. Ha, ha!

395
00:19:41,170 --> 00:19:43,672
This is so awesome.
And I promise I will not let you down.

396
00:19:43,756 --> 00:19:46,133
I'm gonna soak up as
much as I can from you.

397
00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,468
I'm gonna be like your shadow.

398
00:19:48,635 --> 00:19:53,014
You and me, Dr. Crane. From now on.

399
00:19:53,223 --> 00:19:56,351
You know, we should
probably car pool to work.

400
00:19:57,936 --> 00:20:00,814
-Niles, could I see you for a moment?
-No.

401
00:20:04,818 --> 00:20:07,779
Isn't this the most romantic
thing you've ever seen?

402
00:20:07,946 --> 00:20:09,906
If you say so.

403
00:20:10,949 --> 00:20:14,411
There's no greater passion than
that between a woman and a ghost.

404
00:20:14,577 --> 00:20:15,912
[SNIFFS]

405
00:20:16,913 --> 00:20:18,081
[PHONE RINGING]

406
00:20:18,248 --> 00:20:20,125
I'll get it.

407
00:20:25,588 --> 00:20:27,257
Hello?

408
00:20:27,841 --> 00:20:29,801
[SOFTLY] Oh, uh, yeah?

409
00:20:29,968 --> 00:20:31,511
Really?

410
00:20:31,678 --> 00:20:33,555
I don't have to wear it anymore?

411
00:20:33,722 --> 00:20:34,848
That's great.

412
00:20:35,015 --> 00:20:37,433
Yeah, thanks, Dr. Stewart.

413
00:20:38,851 --> 00:20:41,395
-Who was that?
-[NORMAL VOICE] Dr. Stewart.

414
00:20:41,562 --> 00:20:44,023
-Are you all right?
-I'm fine.

415
00:20:44,189 --> 00:20:47,526
Hmm, I suppose you'll want
me to put the game on then.

416
00:20:48,235 --> 00:20:52,614
Well, uh, actually, he said there was
a bit of a foul-up with the computer,

417
00:20:52,781 --> 00:20:56,827
and, uh, maybe I should
wear it for a couple more hours.

418
00:20:58,746 --> 00:21:00,914
Well, that's too bad.

419
00:21:01,123 --> 00:21:02,373
Do you want me to rewind?

420
00:21:02,541 --> 00:21:04,835
If you're gonna keep talking!