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When the phone company says
they will be at your door

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between the hours
of 9:00 and noon

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they have entered
into a verbal contract.

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If they show up at 12:47, they
are in breach of said contract.

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Again, I agree.

6
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Well, I just shouldn't

7
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have waited
for them, that's all.

8
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Now my entire day is thrown off.

9
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Still, I appreciate your taking
the time to give me a lift.

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FRASIER:
Yes, well, when you informed me

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you had to get to
the Promenade shops posthaste

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I assumed it was
an actual emergency--

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not to return a cage

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for some silly lovebirds.

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It may not be on the order
of a fallen pant cuff,

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but until I get back home
with something more secure,

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little Daphne and Niles
are living under a colander.

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Dear God..

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don't tell me you actually named them
 after yourselves.

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A big mistake, I admit.

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This morning
when Daphne escaped,

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I just kept thinking
"What if she's hurt or lost

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or eaten by a cat?"

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Or worse...
"What if she meets a bird

25
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who's more birdly than Niles
 but without the substance."

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Trust me, no one
is more birdly than Niles.

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What is with
all this traffic?

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I tell you, don't
these people have jobs?

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Some of us have a radio show to
do.

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Frasier, relax, you're not on
for another hour and a half.

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Well... that
can't be right.

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Oh, dear God!

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My show's
on in 15 minutes!

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I had no idea
it was so late.

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Hey, you can just
drop me out front.

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I'll get a cab home.

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FRASIER:
I'm afraid I'll have to.
Damn it!

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I tell you, he gets in here and
wants to hear his radio station

39
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and he starts pushing buttons
like a lab rat on amphetamines.

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Excuse me.
We've changed our minds.

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We won't be parking.

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That's two dollars.

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No, you see, we just came in
for a second

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and decided not to park.

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Just check the time
on the ticket.

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Look, it's two dollars for any portion
 of 20 minutes.

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One second, ten minutes,
whatever.

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Unless you go over,
then it's two more dollars

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Forgive me.
Perhaps I'm not being clear.

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You see, I mistakenly pulled
in here, decided not to park,

51
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and now I'd like
to just get out.

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Two dollars.

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I have two dollars.

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ATTENDANT:
Sorry, your mistake

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you pay; that's policy.

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Oh, really?

57
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It just so happens that I have
a few policies of my own,

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and one of them is that I do not
pay good money for nothing.

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Well, not for nothing

60
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but your car's taking up space
 on the property.

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That's not parking.
It's parked to me.

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But it's been continually in motion.

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It stopped.

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But it's still running.

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It's parked.
Look, the fee is two dollars.

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.
There's nothing you can do

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Is that so?

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Did you hear that, Niles?

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Yes, and it makes sense to me.

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Fine.

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Have it your way.

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(engine shuts off)

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What are we doing, Frasier?

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If I'm going to be paying for parking,

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we are going to get
our 20 minutes worth.

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Then he may have my $2.

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(car horns honking)

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and a little bit of sky.

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Ear with sky.

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Ear with sky.

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Well, this is it.

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Sorry, it's
taken me so long

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to pick up the
last of my things.

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Oh, no problem.

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Frasier's not having
the carpet people here
till Friday.

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Oh, really?

87
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When it was my room

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he said the carpet's
 good for another 20 years.

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Yeah, well, now it's going
to be a reading sanctuary.

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He's turning my room
into a library?

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No, he made it very clear
it was a reading sanctuary.

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A library implies sharing.

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I think there are some pieces
missing from this one.

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You always say that.
Keep looking.

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Why do I even do
this stupid thing?

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Some puzzle. There's a picture

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of what it's going to look like
 right on the box.

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You always say that, too.

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(barking)

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What's wrong, Eddie?

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Come, boy.

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He must know

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you're moving.

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He gets this way whenever
I bring out my suitcase.

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He knows I'm going away,
and he starts raising hell.

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Boy, come.

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(barking continues)

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Yeah, that's what it looks like.

109
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Well, there's nothing
to get upset about.

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I'll be here every day
for your physical therapy.

111
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You hear that, boy?

112
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She'll be here every day
to torture your master.

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(barks)

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What should I do?

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Maybe it'd distract him
if you made me lunch.

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(horn honking)

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Hold it, man!

118
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Dumbass!

119
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Other motorists
are getting angry.

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If they weren't so shortsighted

121
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they'd see that I'm doing
this for their own good.

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Like correcting
people's grammar--

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I don't do it to be popular.

124
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And I support that,
but in this case

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I strongly feel that we should
pay the money

126
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and get out of here
before there's violence.

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Oh, Niles, they can get
around us if they want to.

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So, what, it takes them
an extra two seconds?

129
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It's a small price to pay
for making this a better world.

130
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Niles, you'll get home

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to your stupid, filthy birds
soon enough!

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I meant that your radio show
is about to start.

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Dumbass.

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(horns honking)

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Right.

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doc?
Where the hell's the

137
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He still isn't here.

138
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It's almost show time.

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I swear to God nobody
here has any discipline.

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I mean, gee whiz,
I try to make ever

141
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and all it gets me
is a twisted gut.

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Well, no more.

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This Saturday, we're going
 to have a staff meeting.

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We're going to hash out some rules.

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I'm busy Saturday.

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.
Well, it's not mandatory

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(phone rings)

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Roz Doyle.

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Frasier, where are you?

150
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What?

151
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He's at some mall.

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He's still got ten minutes
of parking left.

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You know, you don't have to us
the full 20 minutes.

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(Frasier yelling indistinctly)
He knows that.

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What are you doing?

156
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What? You lost me
after Gandhi.

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Just stall.

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I don't know.

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Read some fan mail,
if you have to.

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There must be!

161
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Just check
in my in box!

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Oh, never mind.

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.
I'll be there when I get there

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And when I do, I will have a
little speech for my listeners

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about the power of one.

166
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Sounds like everybody's
a winner today.

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Are you being snide?

168
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.
Because that's not helping

169
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I will just go
and return my birdcage.

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Niles, you close
that door!

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You can't desert me in the middle of a fight.

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I'm not deserting you.

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It would appear to others
that you are,

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thereby weakening my position.

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Please, you must stay.

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What the hell is going on here?

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I'm glad you asked me
that question.

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I'm making a stand
against this garage

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that holds me, my passenger
and my automobile hostage

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for a parking fee
which I do not owe.

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He don't want
to pay two dollars.

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.
I already told you,
it's not about the money

183
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In fact, to prove it
's not about the money,

184
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I will donate two dollars
to the charity of your choice.

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Only rich people have time
for this kind of crap.

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Just pay the two bucks, Mr. BMW.

187
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My income and the style of car
which I drive are irrelevant.

188
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Isn't that so, Niles?

189
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Yes. I drive a Mercedes

190
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and I would have paid
ten minutes ago.

191
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I told my boss
I have a non-pay.

192
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Oh. You see, Niles,
this happens so often

193
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they actually have a name
for us.

194
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More than one, I bet.

195
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Just sign the form where it says
"Unable to Pay"

196
00:08:06,819 --> 00:08:08,221
and you can send
us a check.

197
00:08:08,221 --> 00:08:11,557
(laughs)
I'm certainly not
going to send you a check.

198
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Look, most people don't.

199
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Just sign the form
so I can get this gate open.

200
00:08:16,462 --> 00:08:17,530
.
Oh, Frasier, it's an out

201
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You should take it.

202
00:08:18,531 --> 00:08:19,999
Niles, I refuse to sign anything

203
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that says I am unable to pay--
it's untrue.

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ATTENDANT:
Look, I really
don't care, Jack.

205
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I just got to get
this lane reopened

206
00:08:25,905 --> 00:08:27,974
Now, it's either two dollars or the form

207
00:08:27,974 --> 00:08:29,175
so I can put it in my drawer.

208
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You know my terms:
you will receive your money

209
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when the 20 minutes is up.

210
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Fine.

211
00:08:33,479 --> 00:08:35,248
Then I'll put in my own money.

212
00:08:35,248 --> 00:08:36,449
No, no, you can't do that.

213
00:08:36,816 --> 00:08:37,383
.
It's too late. It's on me

214
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Go ahead, Mr. Beemer.

215
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Don't you call me that.

216
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!
You put that down right now.
We're not going anywhere

217
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(horns honking)
(Niles screams)

218
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I can't do this anymore,
Frasier!

219
00:08:48,394 --> 00:08:50,863
Will you excuse me?

220
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What are you talking about?

221
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Do you really want justice?

222
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Or is this just an outlet
for your bad mood?

223
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Oh, fine, just go.

224
00:09:01,674 --> 00:09:05,177
And bravo for staying
a whole ten minutes.

225
00:09:05,177 --> 00:09:06,479
Good-bye!

226
00:09:10,883 --> 00:09:11,751
I don't blame you

227
00:09:12,285 --> 00:09:13,653
for bailing
on that idiot.

228
00:09:13,653 --> 00:09:17,023
He's not an idiot.
He's just passionate.

229
00:09:17,023 --> 00:09:18,891
I think he's an idiot.

230
00:09:19,458 --> 00:09:21,327
Suit yourself, idiot.

231
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That idiot
happens to be my brother.

232
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(horns honking)

233
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Don't these people realize
 I'm on their side?

234
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I don't think they care
so long as you're in their lane.

235
00:10:01,400 --> 00:10:03,970
I am doing this
for all of you!

236
00:10:03,970 --> 00:10:05,338
Don't you understand?

237
00:10:05,338 --> 00:10:07,707
us.
No, no, come out here and explain it to

238
00:10:07,707 --> 00:10:09,642
Don't even think
about it, Frasier.

239
00:10:09,642 --> 00:10:10,610
That man wants to hit you.

240
00:10:10,610 --> 00:10:12,578
I'm not afraid.

241
00:10:22,455 --> 00:10:23,956
People, please.

242
00:10:23,956 --> 00:10:25,958
I am not the enemy.

243
00:10:25,958 --> 00:10:28,260
I am your champion.

244
00:10:28,260 --> 00:10:30,029
Well, we got places to be,
so move your ass.

245
00:10:30,029 --> 00:10:31,530
WOMAN:
Yeah, move it.

246
00:10:31,530 --> 00:10:33,332
But I'm doing this
for all of us.

247
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If you want to do something
for me, get out of the way.

248
00:10:35,901 --> 00:10:38,104
Yeah, save the protest for your own driveway.

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If you could only see things
from my point of view,

250
00:10:40,539 --> 00:10:42,041
then I'm sure
you'd agree with me.

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00:10:42,041 --> 00:10:43,542
You see,
I pulled into this garage

252
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decided not to park,
and now I want to leave

253
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but they still insist
on collecting two dollars.

254
00:10:47,480 --> 00:10:48,481
Is that fair?

255
00:10:48,481 --> 00:10:51,050
Has a service been provided?

256
00:10:51,450 --> 00:10:52,518
Even if it's a rip-off

257
00:10:52,518 --> 00:10:54,286
it's better than causing
a big stink.

258
00:10:54,487 --> 00:10:55,488
Ah, but is it?

259
00:10:55,488 --> 00:10:57,056
I say no.

260
00:10:57,056 --> 00:10:58,557
I say we've been trod upon long enough

261
00:10:58,557 --> 00:11:01,060
by people who are supposedly
providing us services.

262
00:11:01,060 --> 00:11:03,062
By the postmen who mix up
our deliveries--

263
00:11:03,062 --> 00:11:04,563
by the telephone repairmen
who swear to be there

264
00:11:05,064 --> 00:11:05,998
between 9:00 and noon

265
00:11:06,432 --> 00:11:09,769
and yet arrive at 12:47 when you're wearing

266
00:11:09,769 --> 00:11:13,506
nothing but a towel
and a head full of shampoo.

267
00:11:13,506 --> 00:11:15,541
Well, enough!

268
00:11:15,975 --> 00:11:19,545
I invoke my right
to peaceful protest.

269
00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:23,549
Civil disobedience is a
cornerstone of this country,

270
00:11:23,549 --> 00:11:26,052
for it is how
the common man is heard.

271
00:11:26,485 --> 00:11:28,054
Can you tow it?

272
00:11:28,054 --> 00:11:30,156
Not with him in it

273
00:11:32,725 --> 00:11:37,630
Well, that's just tough luck,
 because we ain't budgin'

274
00:11:37,630 --> 00:11:39,865
You'll have to call the police.

275
00:11:40,166 --> 00:11:41,967
Good idea
About time.

276
00:11:41,967 --> 00:11:44,303
Go ahead!

277
00:11:50,276 --> 00:11:53,179
I think I've made a mistake.

278
00:11:53,097 --> 00:11:55,548
Maybe it's time to back down

279
00:11:55,548 --> 00:11:56,916
I'm not sure that I can.

280
00:11:57,216 --> 00:11:58,784
I am right, after all.

281
00:11:58,784 --> 00:12:01,220
My principles
are holding me captive.

282
00:12:01,721 --> 00:12:03,289
Your principles
may have started this,

283
00:12:05,357 --> 00:12:06,425
My right

284
00:12:06,926 --> 00:12:08,928
The rigid ones are those
who operate this garage

285
00:12:08,928 --> 00:12:10,796
and enforce
such inflexible policies.

286
00:12:10,796 --> 00:12:12,865
You've been given more
than one opportunity

287
00:12:13,365 --> 00:12:14,233
to leave without paying.

288
00:12:14,533 --> 00:12:15,601
Yes, but that's not the point.

289
00:12:15,601 --> 00:12:17,603


They have to know why I won't pay.

290
00:12:17,603 --> 00:12:18,604
Which you could
explain in a letter.

291
00:12:19,105 --> 00:12:20,606
But, no, you won't
be satisfied

292
00:12:20,606 --> 00:12:22,108
until everyone either
agrees with you

293
00:12:22,541 --> 00:12:25,611
or has suffered
for failing to.

294
00:12:26,112 --> 00:12:27,913
Do you really think so?

295
00:12:27,913 --> 00:12:30,049
I do.

296
00:12:30,349 --> 00:12:32,418
Well...

297
00:12:32,418 --> 00:12:35,354
that's quite an indictment

298
00:12:37,690 --> 00:12:39,759
I've never really thought
 of myself as uncompromising.

299
00:12:39,759 --> 00:12:43,763
Well, not in a bad way.

300
00:12:44,263 --> 00:12:47,433
I'm not sure I like
this side of myself.

301
00:12:50,202 --> 00:12:51,270
If you can leave here

302
00:12:51,270 --> 00:12:52,772
without getting
your full 20 minutes worth,

303
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,640
you'll be
the bigger person for it.

304
00:12:54,940 --> 00:12:56,509
Yes, but then these taunting
motorists won't know

305
00:12:56,942 --> 00:12:58,010
that I'm being
the bigger person.

306
00:12:58,010 --> 00:13:00,012
They'll think they've gotten the better of me

307
00:13:00,012 --> 00:13:01,447
or that I'm afraid
to be arrested.

308
00:13:01,881 --> 00:13:04,383
The bigger person doesn't worry about
 what other people think.

309
00:13:04,383 --> 00:13:06,452
Damn!

310
00:13:06,452 --> 00:13:07,953
I do want to be
the bigger person.

311
00:13:08,454 --> 00:13:09,789
It's just so hard.

312
00:13:11,457 --> 00:13:12,792
You know, we wouldn't
be in this mess

313
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,060
if it weren't for you
and that ridiculous birdcage.

314
00:13:16,095 --> 00:13:17,630
Oh, come on.

315
00:13:17,630 --> 00:13:20,466
I can only change
one character flaw at a time.

316
00:13:23,803 --> 00:13:25,805
DAPHNE:
You were right
about distracting him.

317
00:13:25,805 --> 00:13:27,306
He seems fine now.
But as soon as you head

318
00:13:27,306 --> 00:13:29,208
for that door again,
he's going to have a fit

319
00:13:29,208 --> 00:13:32,111
Let me get you
some dog treats
to give him.

320
00:13:39,218 --> 00:13:41,587
I don't understand.

321
00:13:41,587 --> 00:13:42,655
I may sleep across town

322
00:13:43,155 --> 00:13:44,990
but I still see him
all the time.

323
00:13:44,990 --> 00:13:46,525
Well, you've got to look at it

324
00:13:46,525 --> 00:13:47,827
from Eddie's point of view.

325
00:13:47,827 --> 00:13:49,395
This person who's meant
so much to him

326
00:13:49,895 --> 00:13:50,793
isn't going to be
living here anymore.

327
00:13:51,497 --> 00:13:54,433
For nine years, he's felt the comfort

328
00:13:54,433 --> 00:13:56,235
of knowing you were here
every night

329
00:13:56,569 --> 00:14:00,005
and making him his
breakfast every morning.

330
00:14:00,005 --> 00:14:01,841
He's come to depend on that.

331
00:14:02,074 --> 00:14:05,845
Now everything's changed.

332
00:14:08,914 --> 00:14:11,350
Oh, would
you look at that.

333
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:15,321
He's probably going
to get under my bed to pout.

334
00:14:15,321 --> 00:14:17,323
I think he'll adjust.

335
00:14:17,823 --> 00:14:18,824
Well, who knows?

336
00:14:18,824 --> 00:14:22,828
Old dogs get used
to a certain routine.

337
00:14:22,828 --> 00:14:25,497
And as tough
as they might look,

338
00:14:25,497 --> 00:14:27,566
they get lonely.

339
00:14:27,566 --> 00:14:29,568
But I guess he'll adjust
eventually.

340
00:14:29,568 --> 00:14:33,038
You know, maybe I haven't be
en coming around enough lately.

341
00:14:33,038 --> 00:14:35,541
Why don't you and I make
a regular appointment

342
00:14:36,008 --> 00:14:37,109
to walk him together?

343
00:14:37,109 --> 00:14:39,178
Oh, geez, that'd be great.

344
00:14:39,178 --> 00:14:41,180
I have to check with him

345
00:14:41,180 --> 00:14:43,515
but he's free
most of the time.

346
00:14:43,515 --> 00:14:45,851
Why don't we start
tomorrow morning?

347
00:14:45,851 --> 00:14:49,221
That way I can have breakfast
with the old boy, too.

348
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:52,558
He'd really like that.

349
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,765
(door closes)

350
00:15:06,272 --> 00:15:10,276
and a fruit cup.

351
00:15:10,276 --> 00:15:13,279
That takes care
of the St. Victoria's

352
00:15:13,279 --> 00:15:16,282
elementary lunch schedule
for the next month.

353
00:15:16,282 --> 00:15:20,252
We'll be back to tackle
St. Victor's after this.

354
00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,824
Holy buckets,
what are you doing?

355
00:15:25,824 --> 00:15:27,226
Take some calls.

356
00:15:27,559 --> 00:15:28,127
I'm not a shrink.

357
00:15:28,594 --> 00:15:30,462
I can't tell people
what to do.

358
00:15:30,462 --> 00:15:32,698
Yeah, that always stops
you women.

359
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,567
Just rap about something.

360
00:15:35,567 --> 00:15:37,503
Open up a discussion, you know.

361
00:15:37,503 --> 00:15:39,271
over.
The station's I.D.'s

362
00:15:39,271 --> 00:15:40,606
Go.
Okay.

363
00:15:40,606 --> 00:15:42,107
Hello again, everybody.

364
00:15:42,608 --> 00:15:45,110
Well, we're still
waiting on Dr. Crane,

365
00:15:45,110 --> 00:15:48,113
so until he gets here,

366
00:15:48,614 --> 00:15:50,115
let's hear what's
on your minds.

367
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:51,617
And you know the number.

368
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:55,854
Give me a call.

369
00:15:55,854 --> 00:15:57,856
Hello, caller.
You're on the air.

370
00:15:57,856 --> 00:16:00,859
MAN:
Hi, Roz, this is Mark
from Bainbridge,

371
00:16:00,859 --> 00:16:02,361
and I made a big mistake.

372
00:16:02,361 --> 00:16:04,863
(imitating Frasier):
Go on.

373
00:16:07,366 --> 00:16:08,367
I slept with my boss.

374
00:16:08,867 --> 00:16:11,637
Now things at work
are super uncomfortable.

375
00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:15,441
Well, Mark, I feel for you.

376
00:16:15,941 --> 00:16:18,944
I've been there myself.

377
00:16:18,944 --> 00:16:23,749
What you ought to do is just
talk it out with your boss.

378
00:16:23,983 --> 00:16:25,551
You went through this, too?

379
00:16:25,551 --> 00:16:28,053
Yeah. And it was weird
for a while

380
00:16:28,053 --> 00:16:32,057
but now,
things are just fine.

381
00:16:32,057 --> 00:16:35,060
Who else out there
needs my advice?

382
00:16:35,060 --> 00:16:37,563
Let me hear your calls.

383
00:16:37,563 --> 00:16:39,565
You're on the air.

384
00:16:39,565 --> 00:16:41,567
How can I solve your problem?

385
00:16:41,567 --> 00:16:44,069
WOMAN:
Actually, I was calling
about something else,

386
00:16:44,069 --> 00:16:45,571
but when you say
"now things are fine"

387
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:48,640
it sounds like you still
work with this person.

388
00:16:48,640 --> 00:16:50,142
What?

389
00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,145
(chuckling):
No. No.

390
00:16:53,145 --> 00:16:57,149
I worked with this person
a long, long time ago.

391
00:16:57,149 --> 00:17:00,152
Then why'd you say "now"?

392
00:17:00,152 --> 00:17:06,158
Because...
I don't speak so good?

393
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:09,261
And... isn't Dr. Crane
your boss?

394
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:12,664
Well, no. I like to think
of Frasier as a colleague.

395
00:17:12,664 --> 00:17:14,166
So now he's "Frasier."

396
00:17:14,166 --> 00:17:15,667
No, uh... yeah...

397
00:17:15,667 --> 00:17:17,169
.
I mean, it's just that I..

398
00:17:17,169 --> 00:17:20,172
I think you did Frasier.

399
00:17:31,917 --> 00:17:32,918
of your character.

400
00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:34,420
You can decide
right now

401
00:17:34,420 --> 00:17:35,921
that you're going
to be the flexible one here.

402
00:17:35,921 --> 00:17:37,923
Pay the money and go.

403
00:17:37,923 --> 00:17:39,224
I could break my pattern.

404
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:40,292
Yes.

405
00:17:40,292 --> 00:17:42,561
I could just pay the money

406
00:17:43,062 --> 00:17:44,563
without proving to everyone
that I'm right.

407
00:17:45,064 --> 00:17:45,998
Without teaching them
a lesson.

408
00:17:45,998 --> 00:17:47,900
Exactly. You can do it.

409
00:17:50,903 --> 00:17:53,272
Sir...

410
00:17:53,272 --> 00:17:55,908
I'll have you know

411
00:17:55,908 --> 00:17:58,510
I am leaving with time to spare.

412
00:17:58,510 --> 00:18:00,679
Congratulations.

413
00:18:00,679 --> 00:18:02,548
Since you cannot understand
the moral code

414
00:18:02,548 --> 00:18:04,049
for which I stayed here,

415
00:18:04,049 --> 00:18:06,051
I'm sure you must be perplex
ed that I am leaving

416
00:18:06,051 --> 00:18:07,486
before the 20 minutes is up.

417
00:18:07,486 --> 00:18:12,324
Suffice to say, I am
the bigger man for it.

418
00:18:12,324 --> 00:18:16,728
And you and your nefarious
policy may now carry on

419
00:18:17,229 --> 00:18:21,100
in what is highway robbery
in the truest sense

420
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:23,268
of the expression.

421
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,970
Here is your ticket...

422
00:18:25,270 --> 00:18:27,206
and...

423
00:18:27,573 --> 00:18:32,044
your ill-gotten two dollars.

424
00:18:33,912 --> 00:18:36,348
Four dollars.

425
00:18:36,348 --> 00:18:39,184
Four dollars?!

426
00:18:39,184 --> 00:18:40,519
You went over 20 minutes.

427
00:18:41,019 --> 00:18:43,789
It's two dollars for each portion of 20 minutes.

428
00:18:43,789 --> 00:18:45,090
But I already backed down.

429
00:18:45,090 --> 00:18:47,593
Well, if you would've
spared me the speech

430
00:18:47,593 --> 00:18:49,094
you would've made it out
in time.

431
00:18:49,094 --> 00:18:52,064
Tough break, huh?

432
00:18:52,431 --> 00:18:55,000
Indeed.

433
00:18:58,770 --> 00:19:01,140
Hold on, Niles.

434
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:03,308
(tires screeching)

435
00:19:09,715 --> 00:19:11,216
I can't believe it.

436
00:19:11,216 --> 00:19:13,218
I mean, I always
felt some chemistry

437
00:19:13,218 --> 00:19:15,721
between you and the doc but... wowza!

438
00:19:15,721 --> 00:19:17,723
This can't hurt ratings.

439
00:19:17,723 --> 00:19:19,992
Calm down, Kenny.
It isn't true.

440
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:21,293
(laughing):
Yeah, right.

441
00:19:21,293 --> 00:19:24,096
Hey, you didn't do it here at the station, did you?

442
00:19:24,296 --> 00:19:25,364
Of course not.

443
00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:28,867
Hey, as long as it wasn't on my couch, who gives?

444
00:19:28,867 --> 00:19:30,369
Hey, the commercial's over.

445
00:19:30,869 --> 00:19:32,271
And we're back...

446
00:19:32,638 --> 00:19:34,206
with our new topic:

447
00:19:34,673 --> 00:19:37,643
Cats or dogs: which is better?

448
00:19:37,643 --> 00:19:40,245
Hello, caller,
you're on the air.

449
00:19:40,245 --> 00:19:42,314
MAN:
This is Jerry from Elliot Bay.

450
00:19:42,814 --> 00:19:43,749
Which do you
have, Jerry,

451
00:19:43,749 --> 00:19:45,150
cat or a dog?

452
00:19:45,150 --> 00:19:47,152
Frasier, I'm so sorry.

453
00:19:47,152 --> 00:19:48,086
I really screwed up.

454
00:19:48,086 --> 00:19:49,821
That's all right, Roz.

455
00:19:49,821 --> 00:19:51,089
I'll take care
of everything.

456
00:19:51,089 --> 00:19:53,659
I just want to know what's going on with Dr. Crane.

457
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,227
Yes, well,
I'll bet you do, Jerry.

458
00:19:55,227 --> 00:19:57,229
Dr. Frasier Crane here, Seattle.

459
00:19:57,229 --> 00:19:58,230
I'm sorry I'm late.

460
00:19:58,230 --> 00:20:01,533
It sounds like Roz has
informed you of my exploits.

461
00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:02,868
She hasn't said much.

462
00:20:02,868 --> 00:20:04,736
We'd like to hear it
from you.

463
00:20:04,736 --> 00:20:06,972
Well, it wasn't my finest hour

464
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,242
Let's just say
that I got in there

465
00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,177
realized I made a mistake

466
00:20:12,678 --> 00:20:15,581
and then tried like hell
to get out.

467
00:20:15,581 --> 00:20:16,848
Frasier!

468
00:20:19,851 --> 00:20:23,355
and then a line started
to form behind me.

469
00:20:23,855 --> 00:20:26,858
Fortunately, my brother was
with me for moral support

470
00:20:26,858 --> 00:20:30,762
and, well, let's face it,
 somebody to talk to.

471
00:20:30,762 --> 00:20:32,631
You know,
you'd be amazed

472
00:20:32,631 --> 00:20:36,068
how long 20 minutes can be
when you're watching the clock

473
00:20:36,568 --> 00:20:38,070
At least, in the end

474
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:42,507
I got out of there without
paying the four dollars.

475
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,316
♪♪ Hey, baby,
I hear the blues a-calling ♪
♪

476
00:20:51,316 --> 00:20:54,019
♪♪ Tossed salads
and scrambled eggs ♪♪

477
00:20:54,286 --> 00:20:55,854
♪♪ Oh, my ♪♪

478
00:20:56,288 --> 00:20:58,724
♪♪ And maybe I seem
a bit confused ♪♪

479
00:20:58,991 --> 00:21:01,526
♪♪ Well, maybe,
but I got you pegged ♪♪

480
00:21:01,526 --> 00:21:03,829
(laughs)

481
00:21:04,162 --> 00:21:05,664
♪♪ But I don'’’t know what to do
 ♪♪

482
00:21:05,664 --> 00:21:09,534
♪♪ With those tossed salad
s and scrambled eggs ♪♪

483
00:21:09,534 --> 00:21:11,803
♪♪ They'’’re calling again
. ♪♪

484
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:14,873
Good night, everybody!