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Large coffee to go
, please, Black,

2
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Didn't get much sleep
last night at Ronee's,

3
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Don't ask why, 'cause
there are certain things

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a gentleman doesn't tell,

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Ah,

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(lecherous chuckle
)

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Dad, please,

8
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Well, all right,
I'll tell you just a little,

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She's got this massage oil
...

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Would you stop it?

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I do not want to hear
about your dirty weekend,

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especially since the most
erotic experience I've h
ad

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in six months was last week'
s trouser fitting,

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Oh, Niles,

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Hi, Nile
s,

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The GAP, Niles?

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I didn't know you shopped there,

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I just discovered it,

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Apparently,
there are a number of them,

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And what did you get there
?
.

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Oh, uh,,, well, let's see,

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Uh,,, some wineglasses
and a bud vase,,,

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That's Pottery Barn,
you jackass!

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Give me that,

25
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Just as I thought,

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You bought
the Diego sweater,

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What's
the big de
al?

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It's just a sweater,

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It is not
just a sweater,

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It is a work of art

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by Spain's fabled
master weaver Diego,

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who uses only
the soft chin hairs

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of Andalusian mountain goats
.

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Our sweater man could
only get one this year,

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Niles and I made a pact that
neither of us would buy it,

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You can't even keep
a simple sweater pact!

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Ah, Ronee-
- there'sa gal

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who can keep
a sweater packed,

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Stop that,

40
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The least you can do
is let me borrow it sometime,

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Absolutely not, You know Diego'?
weave conforms precisely

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to the contours of one's body,

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Five minutes on you, I'd neverbe
able to wear it again,

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DAPHNE
: Hello,

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Oh, hi, Daph,
Hey, Daph,
Hi, Daphne,

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Not a word about this,

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We're saving money for
the baby's college fund,

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She'd kill me if she found out

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I spent half a semester
on a sweater,

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You want
this? Yeah,
I'm leaving,

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Where have you been?

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You missed your massage this weekend,

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That's what
she thinks,

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Just go!

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Have a seat,

56
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May I have a coffee?

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Oh, No biscotti?

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No, I baked me own,

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I decided $1, 50 was way too much
to spend on a cookie,

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?
.
Anyone

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Oh, Thank you,
my angel of thrift,

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Oh, hi, RoZ,

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Good morning,

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Maybe yours was,

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I just spent the last
two hours waiting in line

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for this kiddie performer
that Alice loves, Nanny G,

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and the second I got to the window,
the show sold out,

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Nanny G? Frasier
might be able

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to pull a few strings for you there,

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You know Nanny G?

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What did you,
like, date her?

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Actually, I married her,

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You married Nanny G?

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Yeah, Well, briefly,
It was years ago,

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I was a callow, dreamy-eyed
youth, and she was,,,

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, I need tickets.

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She's at Kidbooks right now
signing her new CD,

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If you come with me,,,

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All right,
all right,

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I'll see what I can do,

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Thank you,

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Oh, and could you turn

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the heat up in here?
It's freeZing,

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Oh, Niles has a sweater,

85
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Oh, and it's from
the GAP, Good boy,

86
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Now, help me stretch
the neck out,

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I don't want
to muss me hair,

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Thank you, Nanny G,

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So what was it like
being married to Nanny G?

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Oh, gosh, We weree,
so young and immatur

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We'd have huge fights
over nothing,

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But in the bedroom,,,

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Uh, Frasier,,,

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Oh, sorry,

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So, um,,, Nanny G
gave you nice "hugs"?

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Oh, big hugs,

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No kiddin'?

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.
We used to hug
our brains out

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In fact, you know,

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the last time
we saw each other,

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she wanted to have
a little reunion hug,

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But, alas,
I was stillmarried to Lilith

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and settling for
my weekly handshake,

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So, you're hoping
for another hug?

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Oh, the thought
had crossed my mind, you know

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We used to have
this wild attraction
to each other,

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It was almost combustible,

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Truth be told,

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while
it's been a

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since I, uh,,,
romped with abandon

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through the perfumed
gardens of Eros,

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Next time you say something
like that, covermyears,

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And who is this for?
Frasier,

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F-R-A,,,

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Frasier! Oh!
It's so good to see you again!

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And you--
you look great,

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I've never seen such col
or in your cheeks,

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Oh, this isn't Lilith,

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This is my coworker, RoZ,
and her daughter, Alice,

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Hey, Alice,
How old are you?

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now,
I'm divorced

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Five,

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Wow, Five!

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Single again,

125
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You know what happens
when you turn six?

126
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You grow an extra finger,

127
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Footloose, fancy free,

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She's not biting,
Just get the tickets,

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All right,

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You know,
Nanette, Alice

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was so hoping
to see your show,

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but, alas,
all the tickets are sold,

133
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Well, I think
I can scare up three seats,

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if you don't mind sitting
in the front row,

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Thank you, Nanny G!

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Can I have everyone's attention?

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Nanny G has to go
to the theater now,

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so no more autographs,

139
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Gosh, I'm sorry, But maybe
we have time for one more thing.

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Would you like
to hear a song?

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(kids cheering)

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Does everyone know

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"The Peek-a-Boo Song?

144
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Yeah!

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Well, then, you
know what to do!

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Peek-a-boo

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Peek-a-boo

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Peek-a-boo

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Peek-a-boo

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Someone's there,
but, oh, my gosh

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I don't know who

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Is it you?

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KIDS:
Peek-a-boo
Give a clue

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Peek-a-boo

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Guess I better go
and sneak a peek-a-boo

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ALL:
Peek-a-boo

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That was great!

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.
so I want everyone
to cover your eyes

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Ah-ah-ah! I said everyone,

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KIDS:
Peek-a-boo
Peek-a-boo

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Peek-a-boo
Peek-a-boo

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?
.
Someone's there?

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But, oh, my gosh,
I don't know who

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Is it you?
Peek-a-boo

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Here's a clue
Peek-a-boo

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Guess I better go
and sneak a peek-a-boo

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Peek-a-boo

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One more time!

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Oh, hi, you guys,
Hey,

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I'm glad
you're both here,

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Guess who's coming by
for a drink,

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Nanette GuZman,

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Nanny G,
I don't suppose

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she's brink,
ging her checkboo

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Oh, dear God, Dad,

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will you let it go?

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I was still paying
for that wedding

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six months
after you two divorced,

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Nanette didn't have any family
so she got off scot-free,

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Oh, yeah, orphans get
all the breaks,

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Hey, Frasier, Dad and Ronee
are joining us for dinner,

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Why don't you two
come along?

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Well, actually, Niles,
I'm planning

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a bit of an intimate
evening myself,

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Really?

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me,
She wants

187
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Are you sure?
You said that last week

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about the cable lady, and she
just had something in her eye,

189
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She hit on me
in the children's bookstore

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where I bought her CD,

191
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Trust me, the woman
is a sexual volcano

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about to erupt,

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NILES:
Judging from some
of these song titles,

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you may be right,

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"Nanny's Messy Bed",,,

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"I Feel Something Great
Inside Me",,,

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"Banisters Are Fun, "

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h,
Hey,
Hey, Dap

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My sweater--

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weren't you wearing it
when you went out?

201
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Yeah, but Eddie was pulling me
along so fast

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I started sweating
like a blacksmith,

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I could smell the lamb curry
I had for lunch just wafting
out my pores,

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But don't worry--
it's right here,

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Oh, great,

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That was me
last butterscotch,

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Now it's all fuZZy,

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(doorbell rings)

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That'll be Nanette,

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Nanette,

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God, I could throw you down
on this floor right now
and,,, Hi!

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Hello,

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Here, let me
take your, uh,,,

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Isn't she?
the children's entertainer

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Yeah, SpongeBob Hotpants,

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Nanette, you remember my dad,
of course, and-and Niles,

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And this
is his wife, Daphne,

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Hello, It's nice
to meet you,
Oh, it's nice

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to meet you, too,

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Oh, I don't think I've seen
since the wedding,

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Oh, I remember that day,

222
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All those nice
friends of yours came,

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What was it, 60, 70?

224
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It's okay, Dad,

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I know because
only 50 RSVP'ed,

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FRASIER:
It's all right,,,

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You know, sadly, this bunch
is going out this evening,

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so it'll just be
the two of us,

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(knocking)
Hey,

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.
And Donald

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Donald?

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Put 'er there,
Don Burwell,

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Frasier Crane, uh,,,

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,
NANNY G :
Donald here does, well

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just about everything
for me,

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He's my manager,
producer, songwriter,

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publicist,,,
Husband,

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I was getting there,

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And when I told him where I was going, well,

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he just had to come along
to meet you,

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FRASIER:
Well, uh,,,

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Gosh, w-who wants wine?

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I know I do,

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.
I'll help, Donal
d, introduce yourself

245
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Hello, Donald,

246
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Just when were you
planning on telling me you have a husband?

247
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He produces my show,
It's a marriage
of convenience,

248
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Not at the moment, it's not,

249
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Come on, give Nanny
some sugar,

250
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Stop-stop it, stop it,

251
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.
Donald will see us

252
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We'll say that you're short
on something

253
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and send him to the store--
he's good at errands,

254
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I'm not going to
send him on an errand,

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00:09:33,673 --> 00:09:35,732
He's your husband,
It's just business,

256
00:09:35,908 --> 00:09:37,643
It's nothing
like what we had,

257
00:09:37,643 --> 00:09:40,947
Do you remember the passion,,,
and the wildness?

258
00:09:40,947 --> 00:09:44,644
Well, we are running
low on cornichons,

259
00:09:44,817 --> 00:09:46,910
Not only did we break house records in Boise

260
00:09:47,186 --> 00:09:49,255
and Topeka, but she hasn'?
missed a show,

261
00:09:49,255 --> 00:09:52,622
She just,,, she lives
to entertain children,

262
00:09:52,959 --> 00:09:55,027
Of all ages,

263
00:09:55,027 --> 00:09:58,724
Don, come out and look
at the balcony,

264
00:09:58,931 --> 00:10:00,967
Dear God!

265
00:10:00,967 --> 00:10:02,668
?
.
Have we lost our minds

266
00:10:02,668 --> 00:10:04,971
Frasier, if you knew
how bored I am

267
00:10:04,971 --> 00:10:07,673
being Nanny G,,,

268
00:10:07,673 --> 00:10:09,675
how trapped I feel,

269
00:10:09,675 --> 00:10:10,977
You have a wonderful career,

270
00:10:10,977 --> 00:10:12,968
But nothing ever changes,

271
00:10:13,279 --> 00:10:14,880
Do you have any idea
what it's like

272
00:10:14,880 --> 00:10:17,849
to play the same character
for 20 years?

273
00:10:24,857 --> 00:10:29,862
But,,, you've brought joy to-to countless
small children,

274
00:10:29,862 --> 00:10:31,227
Yeah, well,,,

275
00:10:31,731 --> 00:10:33,132
there are times
you want to bring joy

276
00:10:33,132 --> 00:10:35,835
to somebody big enough
to throw a little back at you,

277
00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:38,133
Stop-stop it!

278
00:10:39,705 --> 00:10:40,694
Who wants wine?

279
00:10:41,007 --> 00:10:42,736
Oh, that'll cool her
right down,

280
00:10:43,009 --> 00:10:45,745
Uh, none for us,
We really have to go,

281
00:10:45,745 --> 00:10:47,906
Yeah, Uh, nice
to meet you, Donald,

282
00:10:48,147 --> 00:10:49,739
and, uh, Fras, see
you in a few hours

283
00:10:50,149 --> 00:10:52,985
So, looks like
a threesome tonight,

284
00:10:52,985 --> 00:10:56,944
Maybe I'll just stay
at Ronee's,

285
00:10:57,156 --> 00:10:59,692
Yes, well, uh,,,

286
00:10:59,692 --> 00:11:01,182
)
(clears throat

287
00:11:01,694 --> 00:11:02,695
Here we all are,

288
00:11:02,695 --> 00:11:04,196
(chuckling)

289
00:11:04,196 --> 00:11:07,700
(phone rings, playing
"Peek-a-boo")

290
00:11:07,700 --> 00:11:09,702
Hello,

291
00:11:09,702 --> 00:11:11,192
Ar-Are you sure?

292
00:11:12,705 --> 00:11:15,196
Mr, Bunny's using again,

293
00:11:17,910 --> 00:11:19,468
Do you have anyone
to replace him?

294
00:11:19,945 --> 00:11:20,946
Donald, we a
re guests here,

295
00:11:20,946 --> 00:11:21,935
Take that outside,

296
00:11:22,448 --> 00:11:23,949
HonestIy,

297
00:11:23,949 --> 00:11:25,439
.
The man has no manners

298
00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:31,857
Cut that out!

299
00:11:31,857 --> 00:11:33,359
I can't help myself,

300
00:11:33,359 --> 00:11:34,792
I've never stopped
thinking about you

301
00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:36,929
Nor I you, but
this is wrong,

302
00:11:36,929 --> 00:11:38,931
Oh, Frasier,
you're so good,

303
00:11:38,931 --> 00:11:40,796
You always do
the right thing,

304
00:11:41,033 --> 00:11:43,126
I have the exact
same problem,

305
00:11:43,502 --> 00:11:45,738
(panting)

306
00:11:45,738 --> 00:11:48,901
Well, you're making
great strides overcoming it,

307
00:11:49,208 --> 00:11:50,869
Well, I'm tired of being good,

308
00:11:51,043 --> 00:11:54,780
I've sung my songs
and cheered people up,

309
00:11:54,780 --> 00:11:56,771
Haven't I earned the right
to be a little bad?

310
00:11:57,016 --> 00:11:59,752
Isn't there a part of you
that wants to be bad?

311
00:11:59,752 --> 00:12:03,756
Yes, and three guesses
which one,

312
00:12:03,756 --> 00:12:06,418
I-I,,, I can't do it,

313
00:12:06,826 --> 00:12:08,919
Come to my dressing room
after the show tomorrow,

314
00:12:09,228 --> 00:12:10,930
I have an hour
when Donald's busy,

315
00:12:10,930 --> 00:12:11,931
..
I know an hour's not much,

316
00:12:11,931 --> 00:12:13,933
Trust me, an hour's
more than ample,

317
00:12:13,933 --> 00:12:14,797
Shh, Shh,

318
00:12:16,435 --> 00:12:20,439
Well, I just hope he
shows up tomorrow,

319
00:12:20,439 --> 00:12:23,943
That bunny suit is jus
t so darn tight on me,

320
00:12:23,943 --> 00:12:27,435
Donald, you know,
you really must try

321
00:12:27,947 --> 00:12:29,448
one of these Gruyre tarts,

322
00:12:29,448 --> 00:12:30,449
Oh, no, thanks,

323
00:12:30,449 --> 00:12:31,939
I'm watching
the old cholesterol,

324
00:12:32,384 --> 00:12:33,419
NANETTE:
So am I, but you know what?

325
00:12:33,419 --> 00:12:35,853
I just feel like
being bad tonight,

326
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,490
What about you,
Frasier?

327
00:12:37,490 --> 00:12:39,492
Are you going
to be bad?

328
00:12:39,492 --> 00:12:41,983
DONALD:
Ah, go on,

329
00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:44,020
What's one little tart?

330
00:12:57,309 --> 00:13:00,312
Mmm, Well, it
shows its face

331
00:13:00,312 --> 00:13:01,313
?
.
What was t
hat last night

332
00:13:01,313 --> 00:13:02,815
Relax, relax,
Nothing happened,

333
00:13:02,815 --> 00:13:05,317
My problem now is that,,,

334
00:13:05,317 --> 00:13:07,808
she's invited me
to her dressing room

335
00:13:08,320 --> 00:13:10,311
for an aprs-show tryst,

336
00:13:10,823 --> 00:13:11,924
You're not going?

337
00:13:11,924 --> 00:13:12,925
Well,,,

338
00:13:12,925 --> 00:13:13,926
Frasier,

339
00:13:13,926 --> 00:13:15,917
Niles, if you had
any idea

340
00:13:16,228 --> 00:13:17,930
how much pain she's in,

341
00:13:17,930 --> 00:13:20,232
The woman is
reaching out to me

342
00:13:20,232 --> 00:13:22,935
to rescue her
from a loveless marriage,

343
00:13:22,935 --> 00:13:26,939
from,,, from a career
she feels trapped in,

344
00:13:26,939 --> 00:13:28,930
If I could help her
make a new beginning,

345
00:13:29,241 --> 00:13:32,244
wouldn't it be heartless
of me to deny myself to her?

346
00:13:32,244 --> 00:13:33,946
Did you say something?

347
00:13:33,946 --> 00:13:36,244
hear,
Your penis was talking
so loud, I couldn't

348
00:13:40,252 --> 00:13:41,253
All right!

349
00:13:41,253 --> 00:13:43,255
I want her and she wants me!

350
00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:44,957
She's married,

351
00:13:44,957 --> 00:13:46,948
Yes, well,
I married her first,

352
00:13:48,961 --> 00:13:50,963
Till death us do part,
as I recall,

353
00:13:50,963 --> 00:13:53,955
Now, you may not take
those vows seriously, but I do,

354
00:13:54,266 --> 00:13:56,268
Will you listen to yourself?

355
00:13:56,268 --> 00:13:58,971
Oh, this is more than
just sex, Niles,

356
00:13:58,971 --> 00:14:00,973
This is passion, kismet,

357
00:14:00,973 --> 00:14:04,977
a gift the gods bestow
on only a chosen few,

358
00:14:04,977 --> 00:14:07,969
Wouldn't the real sin
be to refuse it?

359
00:14:08,280 --> 00:14:11,984
Isn't that your old
second-piece-of-pie argument?

360
00:14:11,984 --> 00:14:13,986
Well, maybe it is,

361
00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:17,990
but I haven't had "pie"
in six months,

362
00:14:17,990 --> 00:14:20,288
Frasier, you can rationaliZe
this any way you want,

363
00:14:20,993 --> 00:14:22,294
but the real question is,

364
00:14:22,294 --> 00:14:25,229
if you do this, can you live
with yourself afterwards?

365
00:14:28,901 --> 00:14:29,902
Ready for
the concert?

366
00:14:29,902 --> 00:14:30,891
.
Hey, Alice

367
00:14:31,203 --> 00:14:32,192
Hi, Uncle Niles,

368
00:14:32,905 --> 00:14:33,200
.
Hi

369
00:14:33,906 --> 00:14:34,907
Come on, Mommy,
Let's go,

370
00:14:34,907 --> 00:14:37,205
Oh, oh, oh, no hugs
for Frasier?

371
00:14:41,914 --> 00:14:43,211
No,,,

372
00:14:46,919 --> 00:14:48,910
No hugs for Frasier,

373
00:14:55,494 --> 00:14:56,893
(knock at door)

374
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:02,034
Frasier, I thought you
were coming after the show,

375
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:03,335
No, I can't,

376
00:15:03,335 --> 00:15:04,336
Well, we have ten minutes,

377
00:15:04,336 --> 00:15:06,038
Let me just get rid of,,,
Donald!

378
00:15:06,038 --> 00:15:07,039
Huh?

379
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:10,042
.
No, no, I can'
t do this at all

380
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:10,906
What?

381
00:15:11,143 --> 00:15:11,734
Huh?

382
00:15:12,177 --> 00:15:14,179
Nothing,
Just sit there,

383
00:15:14,179 --> 00:15:17,182
.
God knows I'm temp
ted, but,,, this is wrong

384
00:15:17,182 --> 00:15:20,185
I-I'm sorry you've
been so unhappy in you
r life lately, but,,,

385
00:15:20,185 --> 00:15:23,188
If you want to talk,
we can meet later

386
00:15:23,188 --> 00:15:25,190
at the coffee shop next door,

387
00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,192
Why can't we talk now?

388
00:15:27,192 --> 00:15:28,694
?
.
Don't you
have a show to do

389
00:15:28,694 --> 00:15:30,195
They can't start
without me,

390
00:15:30,195 --> 00:15:32,186
Here, come with me,

391
00:15:39,204 --> 00:15:40,706
What is this place?

392
00:15:40,706 --> 00:15:42,207
It's the prop room,

393
00:15:42,207 --> 00:15:43,709
This is where I come
before every show

394
00:15:43,709 --> 00:15:45,700
to fight off the emptiness
and the nausea

395
00:15:46,211 --> 00:15:47,713
that comes over me,

396
00:15:47,713 --> 00:15:50,716
You don't know how many time
s I've sat down here,

397
00:15:50,716 --> 00:15:53,708
curled up in a ball
vomiting like a wino,

398
00:15:56,221 --> 00:15:58,724
Hold me, Frasier,

399
00:15:58,724 --> 00:16:01,226
I can't,

400
00:16:01,226 --> 00:16:03,228
You're married,

401
00:16:03,228 --> 00:16:05,219
And these shoe
s are suede,

402
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:11,236
Look, I-I realiZe that you'r
e at a crossroads right now,

403
00:16:11,236 --> 00:16:14,239
and if I can help you
reach some decision,,,

404
00:16:14,239 --> 00:16:15,729
,
I can't go on,
Then don'?

405
00:16:16,241 --> 00:16:17,743
Make a break,
Redefine yourself,

406
00:16:17,743 --> 00:16:19,244
No, I mean now, this show,

407
00:16:19,244 --> 00:16:20,245
I can't go on,
What?

408
00:16:20,245 --> 00:16:21,747
Cancel?

409
00:16:21,747 --> 00:16:23,749
I can't go out there
and sing and dance

410
00:16:23,749 --> 00:16:25,284
and pretend to be
a happy lady

411
00:16:25,284 --> 00:16:27,275
when the love of my life
has just rejected me,

412
00:16:33,759 --> 00:16:37,763
Oh, Nanette, I,,, I realiZe
you're upset, but-but,,,

413
00:16:37,763 --> 00:16:41,133
think of little Alice
and-and the children,

414
00:16:41,133 --> 00:16:42,430
Oh, let them learn now

415
00:16:43,135 --> 00:16:46,138
that life is filled
with bitter disappointments,

416
00:16:46,138 --> 00:16:47,127
But, Nanette,,,

417
00:16:47,373 --> 00:16:49,432
Oh, make me
a happy lady, Frasier,

418
00:16:50,075 --> 00:16:51,064
And then I can go on,

419
00:16:52,378 --> 00:16:53,367
For the children!

420
00:17:02,087 --> 00:17:03,088
Okay,

421
00:17:03,088 --> 00:17:04,077
All right,

422
00:17:08,093 --> 00:17:09,395
Take me, Frasier!

423
00:17:09,395 --> 00:17:11,397
Yes! Yes!

424
00:17:11,397 --> 00:17:12,398
Oh!

425
00:17:12,398 --> 00:17:14,099
Oh, God!

426
00:17:14,099 --> 00:17:15,401
How I've dreamed of this moment!

427
00:17:15,401 --> 00:17:16,402
Have you?!

428
00:17:16,402 --> 00:17:17,403
Are you kidding?

429
00:17:17,403 --> 00:17:19,394
I dreamed of it
twice last night,

430
00:17:22,207 --> 00:17:23,776
Oh, my God!

431
00:17:23,776 --> 00:17:24,777
Already?

432
00:17:24,777 --> 00:17:25,778
Oh, no!

433
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,279
I thought we
had more time,

434
00:17:27,279 --> 00:17:28,781
!
.
Quick, get off the bed

435
00:17:28,781 --> 00:17:29,915
Oh, dear God!

436
00:17:29,915 --> 00:17:31,382
Why is the ceiling
opening up?

437
00:17:31,583 --> 00:17:32,584
!
.
This is how
I make my entrance

438
00:17:32,584 --> 00:17:34,086
Get off the bed!

439
00:17:34,086 --> 00:17:35,587
I can't, I can't,
I'm tangled in the sheets,

440
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:36,451
Jump!

441
00:17:36,922 --> 00:17:38,424
Jump? It's too high,

442
00:17:38,424 --> 00:17:40,119
Aim for your clothes,

443
00:17:40,225 --> 00:17:41,794
Dear God, my clothes!

444
00:17:41,794 --> 00:17:44,285
Oh, hide! For God'
s sake, just hide!

445
00:17:46,498 --> 00:17:48,557
(cheering)

446
00:17:53,472 --> 00:17:54,803
You have got to get
out of this bed,

447
00:17:55,140 --> 00:17:57,199
Can't I just hide here
until the show's over?

448
00:17:57,476 --> 00:17:59,910
Trust me,
that ain't gonna work,

449
00:18:00,279 --> 00:18:02,144
(cheering)

450
00:18:07,186 --> 00:18:09,488
When it's time to rise

451
00:18:09,488 --> 00:18:11,190
I yawn and rub my eyes

452
00:18:11,190 --> 00:18:14,353
Because I'm such
a sleepyhead

453
00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:17,362
But rise I do

454
00:18:17,362 --> 00:18:19,364
'Cause I'm dying to see what's new

455
00:18:19,364 --> 00:18:22,356
In Nanny's messy bed

456
00:18:22,868 --> 00:18:25,598
There might be treats

457
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:27,235
Last week I found a piZZa

458
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:30,676
And a chimpanZee named Fred

459
00:18:30,676 --> 00:18:33,512
So, kids, what say

460
00:18:33,512 --> 00:18:35,207
We see what we find today

461
00:18:35,514 --> 00:18:38,881
In Nanny's messy bed

462
00:18:39,318 --> 00:18:41,820
There's always
something new

463
00:18:41,820 --> 00:18:43,185
It's Mr, Kangaroo?

464
00:18:43,522 --> 00:18:44,955
Some bunny rabbits, too

465
00:18:45,324 --> 00:18:47,292
And a Panda

466
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:52,452
Psst, Panda,

467
00:18:52,865 --> 00:18:53,832
Who the hell are you?

468
00:18:54,233 --> 00:18:55,734
Dr, Frasier Crane,
a noted psychiatrist,

469
00:18:55,734 --> 00:18:58,328
When does the bed
go back to the basement?

470
00:19:00,873 --> 00:19:01,862
Fast,

471
00:19:04,409 --> 00:19:07,845
What a mess, what a mess

472
00:19:08,280 --> 00:19:10,908
What a messy, messy,
messy, messy bed

473
00:19:12,251 --> 00:19:13,752
What a mess

474
00:19:13,752 --> 00:19:16,346
Nonetheless

475
00:19:16,522 --> 00:19:19,224
With all the time
I spend in it

476
00:19:19,224 --> 00:19:20,384
It's nice to have
a friend in it

477
00:19:20,859 --> 00:19:22,528
You have got to get
me out of here,

478
00:19:22,528 --> 00:19:24,894
This thing's about
to fly up to the rafters,

479
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:26,331
Gee, I didn't know that,

480
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:28,333
having only done this show
12, 000 times,

481
00:19:28,333 --> 00:19:30,665
Put this on,

482
00:19:30,903 --> 00:19:32,336
You can't be serious,

483
00:19:32,738 --> 00:19:33,796
Just put it on now!

484
00:19:34,273 --> 00:19:38,369
Messy bed,

485
00:19:41,380 --> 00:19:43,848
(cheering)

486
00:19:44,283 --> 00:19:46,385
Oh, hi, boys and girls,

487
00:19:46,385 --> 00:19:49,548
ALL:
Hi, Nanny G,

488
00:19:49,955 --> 00:19:51,456
Well, I guess
I'd better make my bed,

489
00:19:51,456 --> 00:19:52,718
You don't have
to, Nanny G,

490
00:19:53,058 --> 00:19:55,260
I have a magic wand that can
make it fly away

491
00:19:55,260 --> 00:19:56,562
until it's nighttime again,

492
00:19:56,562 --> 00:19:57,426
AlakaZ,,,

493
00:19:57,729 --> 00:19:59,731
Wait!

494
00:19:59,731 --> 00:20:03,402
I think there's something in
there that I haven't found yet

495
00:20:03,402 --> 00:20:04,403
(gasps)

496
00:20:04,403 --> 00:20:05,904
It's the best surprise ever,

497
00:20:05,904 --> 00:20:06,632
It's,,,

498
00:20:06,972 --> 00:20:10,032
a new baby brother!

499
00:20:15,547 --> 00:20:17,481
(laughter)

500
00:20:20,719 --> 00:20:22,387
Oh, what's the matter,
little guy?

501
00:20:22,387 --> 00:20:23,388
You look kind of sad,

502
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:24,377
Are you going to cry?

503
00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:26,358
( whispers ) Cry,

504
00:20:26,358 --> 00:20:27,359
Waa!

505
00:20:27,359 --> 00:20:28,927
Oh,,,

506
00:20:28,927 --> 00:20:31,896
NANETTE:
Sounds like somebody
could use some cheering up,

507
00:20:32,097 --> 00:20:34,429
Let's sing him
the "Hoppity-Hop" song,

508
00:20:34,633 --> 00:20:36,401
We cut "Hoppity-Hop"
in Detroit,

509
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:37,993
Put it back in,

510
00:20:40,939 --> 00:20:42,930
When I'm blue
just like you

511
00:20:43,408 --> 00:20:45,535
When it's not my day

512
00:20:45,844 --> 00:20:48,506
I hop, hop, hoppity-hop

513
00:20:48,614 --> 00:20:50,616
Hop my troubles away

514
00:20:50,616 --> 00:20:52,284
Come on!

515
00:20:52,284 --> 00:20:54,275
ALL:
When a bee stings my knee?

516
00:20:54,620 --> 00:20:56,611
When I lose a toy

517
00:20:57,289 --> 00:20:59,291
I hop, hop, hoppity-hop

518
00:20:59,291 --> 00:21:01,350
And soon I'm jumping for jo

519
00:21:01,660 --> 00:21:04,629
We were feeling sad

520
00:21:04,796 --> 00:21:07,356
Now we're feeling snapp

521
00:21:07,799 --> 00:21:10,302
We were hopping mad

522
00:21:10,302 --> 00:21:12,804
Now we're hopping happy

523
00:21:12,804 --> 00:21:15,068
So when you think
people stink

524
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:17,868
Let your knees just bend

525
00:21:18,377 --> 00:21:20,979
And hop, hop, hoppity-hop

526
00:21:20,979 --> 00:21:23,948
And watch
your grumpiness end

527
00:21:24,149 --> 00:21:26,413
Hop, hop, hoppity-hop