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ويسمي نفسه ظهيراً ربعياً؟؟ لقد
قذفت حصاة من كليتي بشكل ادق منه

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روز,,هلا جلبتِ لي حقيبتي؟
لقد تركتها في الاستوديو

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ولم لا تاخذها انت؟

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كنت لافعل,,ولكنه يسخر مني في كل مرة

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وماذا تظن انه يفعل بي؟

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الاسبوع الماضي قدمني كصديقة
مارتينا كافارتيلوفا الحميمة

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جك,,انا اسف ان كنت قد اساءت لك

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والان,,,لم لا تعاود ارتداء تنورتك وتذهب
لغسل بعض الصحون؟

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الخطوط مفتوحه

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ماذا عن بعض المتصلين من الرجال
وليس مثل الاطفال البكائين كجك؟

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انظروا من زحف الى هنا للتو انه
الدكتور فريزر كرين

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وكلنا نعلم ماذا نفعل عندما
يزورنا الطبيب في المنزل

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اخلع سروالك,,انحني
ساقيس لك الحرارة

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مرحبا,,بولدوغ

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من تظن انه سيفوز هذا الاسبوع
العمالقة ام القديسيين؟

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ـ العمالقة؟
ـ لا

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ـ القديسيين
ـ لا

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ـ على احدهم ان يفوز
ـ هذا في حالة كانوا سيلعبون هذا الاسبوع

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مضحكة جدا عليك
ان تذيعها في برنامجي

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لانها تستحق ان تسمع من قبل
جمهور اكبر

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مرحبا,,دكتور كرين

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ـ لقد جلبت هذا للعشاء
ـ نايلز لقد جئت مبكراً

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لقد وضعت ماريس في قطار شيكاغو
وانا بائس للغاية بدونها

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شامبانيا؟

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انها تلائم جميع المناسبات

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ـ هل استطيع ان اساعد في المطبخ؟
ـ كلا,,فقد اعددت كل الاشياء

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يا لحظ هذه الاشياء

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ـ ماذا تفعل؟
ـ احرك الجوزة من لوحة الشطرنج

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وضعتها بدلاً من الجندي
لان ايدي اكله

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في هذه الحالة اذا,,الجوزة الى
المربع السابع

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مرحبا جميعا

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مرحبا
لقد جلب لنا اخاك الشمبانيا

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هل ذهبت ماريس الى شيكاغو مجددا؟

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انها في القطار بينما نحن نتحدث الان

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لما لم تذهب بالطائرة؟

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لقد اصبحت تخاف الطائرات
منذ الحادثة المروعة تلك

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هل كانت طائرتها على وشك التحطم؟

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كلا,,لقد اخرجوها من الدرجة الممتازة

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لازالت تستيقظ هلعة وتصرخ من نومها لهذا اليوم

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ـ فريزر اريد ان اسالك معروفاً؟
ـ وما هو؟

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صديق لي ينظم مهرجاناً لجمع
التبرعات للايتام والارامل

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وهو يحتاج لبعض المشاهير المحليين
لاجل فقرة المزاد على الرجال العزاب

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فسالني ان كنت قادراً على سؤال
احد شخصيات المحطة التي انت فيها

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ـ يسعدني ان اساعد
ـ سوف تطلب من بولدوغ المجيء اذاً؟

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ـ بولدوغ؟
ـ انت تعلم

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حسنا...ان قصدي

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لا تسيء فهمي لقد
كنت ساسالك ايضاً

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ـ لقد كنت اجعلك مسك الختام فقط


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If he back-pedals any faster,
he'll trip over his walker.

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All right, I'll do it.

51
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I really appreciate it.

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- You won't forget to ask Bulldog?
- I'll leave a note on his hydrant.

53
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Oh, a bachelor auction.
It'd be fun to pick a man off the block

54
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to do my bidding
and fulfill my every desire.

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- Doctor Crane?
- I'd love to. I mean... I...

56
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Uh... Frasier?

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What if no one bids?

58
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What if you're left standing there
with flop sweat trickling down your back

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amidst a great gaping silence?

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- It'll never happen.
- Thank you, Dad.

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Yeah, we got a band.

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(Auctioneer) Our next
bachelor on the block is public TV's

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own cute and cuddly Mr. Science!

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(Women cheer and yell)

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God, the estrogen level
is off the charts out there.

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Yeah, isn't it great!

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Deep down, chicks are just like guys -
we all want the same thing.

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Frasier Crane does not put out.

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All they're getting is a gourmet meal

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- and a handshake at the door.
- Boring!

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My date gets a stretch limo, dinner,
floor seats at the Sonics game,

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and these incredible buns of steel.
Feel them, Doc. C'mon, feel them!

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Thank you, no.

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(Women shout)

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Ladies, keep your
articles of clothing off the stage.

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Show these women celebrity beefcake
and they go nutso!

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Typical mob mentality. I hope
the fire exits are clearly marked.

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Relax, will you?

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You're not the one jumping into the
Rottweiler pit carrying a pork chop.

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Hey, That's T.J. Smith
he's a linebacker for the Seahawks!

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They call him "The Enforcer".
He's put two quarterbacks in hospital.

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T.J., Marty Crane!

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- Number 19?
- Please don't make me go out there.

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Oh... You'll be fine. Just go on out there
and have a good time.

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(Women scream and yell)

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They're gonna have him for breakfast.

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(Door opens. Women scream and yell)

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How was it?

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They're like sharks in a feeding frenzy.

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The one who bought me looked crazed.

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Where do I pay?

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- Roz!
- I saw what I wanted and I went after it.

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Stay!

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Number 20?

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- That's me.
- I really appreciate this.

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Having somebody like you
in the auction really adds class.

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If the bidding gets slow,

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drop a quarter and take
a couple of minutes to pick it up, huh?

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(Auctioneer) Sold! To that determined
lady in the back row for $500!

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(Women cheer)

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- So, Doc, who bought you?
- No idea.

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The last thing I remember
is someone shouting out:

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"Shake your money maker!"

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- Number 21.
- Ladies, start your engines!

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(Women cheer)

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Doctor Crane?

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Kristina Harper. I just bought you.

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You... bought me?

109
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Yeah. I listen to your show.
I'm a big fan of yours.

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Well, how... wonderful.

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You bought me for $500.
That's a lot of money.

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I did a layout for "Seattle Style".

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- Are you a photographer?
- No, I'm a model.

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A model! How wonderful!
For you...

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How about Friday?

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OK. I live at the Elliot Bay Towers.
Around seven?

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- Sounds great. See you then.
- Bye.

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That's my new owner.

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She's a model.

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No kidding.
She almost put my eye out.

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You're back quick.

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I was one of the last guys.
The money was running low.

123
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But there was still one rawhide
chew-toy out there for the Bulldog.

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I got to take a squirt.
When I come back, we'll play fetch.

125
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My God! Daphne, why?

126
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Things were slow,
so your father asked me to shill.

127
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I opened at $100.
Who knew that would be the only bid?

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(Doorbell)

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Whoosh!

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<i>Kristina. Buonanotte.</i>

131
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Sorry I'm late but I got a call for a job.

132
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OK. You're here now.

133
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No, the job's tonight,
but we could have dinner later.

134
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All right.

135
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I hope you didn't go
to too much trouble.

136
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Oh, no!

137
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- You rented a restaurant trolley.
- No, I own it. You don't have one?

138
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One more thing. My friend Sandy
got called in on the same job

139
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and she was supposed
to look after my daughter.

140
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Don't tell me you want me to baby-sit.

141
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Sandy will take her when I get back
and that'll leave just the two of us.

142
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Kristina,
I'm not really sure if I can...

143
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- I'll make points for this, won't I?
- A ton.

144
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Bring the darling in.

145
00:10:10,590 --> 00:10:13,787
- This is my daughter Renata.
- Hello.

146
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She's shy at first.

147
00:10:16,307 --> 00:10:17,262
(Bell)

148
00:10:17,476 --> 00:10:20,468
Oh, there's the elevator.
See you later.

149
00:10:24,028 --> 00:10:27,304
Well, come on in. Have a seat.

150
00:10:29,371 --> 00:10:32,124
Can I get you, uh... a soft drink?

151
00:10:34,629 --> 00:10:36,620
Goose liver pâté?

152
00:10:38,469 --> 00:10:42,018
"Renata" that's a pretty name.
It must have...

153
00:10:42,350 --> 00:10:44,739
Can I use your phone?

154
00:10:45,021 --> 00:10:48,730
We're spending the evening together.
Let's make the best of it.

155
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I may surprise you. I probably am
more "with it" than you think I am.

156
00:10:54,829 --> 00:10:57,787
The phone's right there.

157
00:11:00,755 --> 00:11:04,714
No way! No way!

158
00:11:05,054 --> 00:11:07,648
That is so fresh.

159
00:11:09,395 --> 00:11:11,226
No way!

160
00:11:12,650 --> 00:11:14,402
No way!

161
00:11:16,156 --> 00:11:17,589
No...

162
00:11:17,825 --> 00:11:19,258
...way!

163
00:11:22,666 --> 00:11:26,181
Hold on, there's another call.
Hello?

164
00:11:26,507 --> 00:11:29,101
(Irritated) He'll call you back.

165
00:11:31,139 --> 00:11:33,095
- No way!
- Who was that?

166
00:11:33,351 --> 00:11:35,819
I don't know.
No way!

167
00:11:36,105 --> 00:11:40,621
- Another call's coming in.
- I'll take this one. Hello?

168
00:11:42,032 --> 00:11:44,148
It's for you.

169
00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:47,434
Hello? Hey, Tiffany.

170
00:11:47,708 --> 00:11:49,983
Tiffany! You just spoke to Tiffany!

171
00:11:50,254 --> 00:11:53,690
That was Tiffany Schwartz.
This is Tiffany Martinez.

172
00:11:55,304 --> 00:11:59,695
I celebrate the ethnic mosaic
that is America, but nonetheless...

173
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What's your damage?

174
00:12:02,357 --> 00:12:04,746
You've been on the phone
for 1½ hours.

175
00:12:05,028 --> 00:12:07,781
You haven't spoken to me
except to ask for more Cheetos!

176
00:12:08,075 --> 00:12:11,112
They're coming, Eddie!

177
00:12:14,419 --> 00:12:17,456
I'm supposed to be happy I'm here?

178
00:12:17,757 --> 00:12:19,713
Her fabulousness dumps me here

179
00:12:19,970 --> 00:12:22,040
with a total stranger
who could be a perv.

180
00:12:22,307 --> 00:12:27,779
I'm not thrilled about it either.
And I am not a perv.

181
00:12:28,192 --> 00:12:32,708
You don't get it.
She's always doing this. She's a flake.

182
00:12:33,074 --> 00:12:38,785
Flake or not, you are in my charge.
You should have something nutritious.

183
00:12:39,210 --> 00:12:41,770
Now, how about seafood crêpes?

184
00:12:42,048 --> 00:12:44,118
Lobster Newburg?

185
00:12:44,385 --> 00:12:46,660
Corndog dipped in curare?

186
00:12:49,185 --> 00:12:53,576
- Have you got any raw cookie dough?
- Even more lethal. Let's see.

187
00:12:53,943 --> 00:12:59,176
You wouldn't have gotten anywhere
with this gourmet meal routine.

188
00:12:59,576 --> 00:13:02,648
She eats nothing.
She's a total diet freak.

189
00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:05,472
And she only talks about herself.

190
00:13:05,753 --> 00:13:09,302
- You don't care much for your mother?
- Well, duh (!)

191
00:13:09,635 --> 00:13:13,947
I hate to think that when my son's
your age, he'll think of me as a...

192
00:13:14,309 --> 00:13:17,062
- Dweeb?
- Thank you.

193
00:13:17,356 --> 00:13:19,916
Brace yourself.

194
00:13:21,864 --> 00:13:25,413
Oh, well, look what we have here.
Will one tube suffice?

195
00:13:25,744 --> 00:13:30,340
- Cool.
- Put that in your pipe and smoke it.

196
00:13:34,217 --> 00:13:38,688
Renata, you know... I am a psychiatrist.

197
00:13:39,058 --> 00:13:43,574
And if you're having problems
with your mother, I'd be glad to listen.

198
00:13:43,941 --> 00:13:48,173
You want me to tell you my problems
like those gomers on your show?

199
00:13:49,826 --> 00:13:53,819
- Like you care (!)
- I do care about the gomers.

200
00:13:55,461 --> 00:13:58,897
- I even care about you.
- Don't make me hurl.

201
00:14:07,940 --> 00:14:12,934
- She tells people I'm younger.
- Why do you think she does that?

202
00:14:13,323 --> 00:14:15,598
So they won't know how old SHE is.

203
00:14:15,869 --> 00:14:20,545
- I've been nine for three years.
- Really?

204
00:14:20,919 --> 00:14:24,070
Once she promised
to take me ice-skating.

205
00:14:24,383 --> 00:14:26,977
On the way there,
she saw a tattoo parlor.

206
00:14:27,263 --> 00:14:31,222
She left me outside to get
a butterfly tattooed on her shoulder.

207
00:14:31,562 --> 00:14:35,316
- She forgot I was out there.
- How old were you?

208
00:14:35,652 --> 00:14:38,166
That was the FIRST time I was nine.

209
00:14:40,827 --> 00:14:43,216
What does your father say about this?

210
00:14:43,498 --> 00:14:47,457
Tony? He's on the road
with Whitesnake all the time.

211
00:14:47,797 --> 00:14:50,994
- Is that a musical group or a pet?
- It's his new wife.

212
00:14:55,602 --> 00:15:00,198
I was apprehensive
about going out with you tonight,

213
00:15:00,568 --> 00:15:05,403
but I'm having a jolly time unless
it's the champagne getting to me.

214
00:15:05,784 --> 00:15:09,697
I have had quite a bit, haven't I?
Oh, who cares?

215
00:15:10,042 --> 00:15:14,479
That's the beauty of being in a limo
unless the driver's drinking.

216
00:15:14,841 --> 00:15:19,073
You're not drinking, are you?
He's not drinking.

217
00:15:19,432 --> 00:15:21,423
(Klaxon honks)

218
00:15:21,686 --> 00:15:26,885
- Let's drink to the driver not drinking!
- Man, you're really looped... Great!

219
00:15:27,278 --> 00:15:29,917
(Car horn blares)

220
00:15:30,200 --> 00:15:34,876
It certainly is taking a long time
getting out of this parking lot.

221
00:15:35,250 --> 00:15:40,483
Did I say this was my first
basketball game? I did, four times.

222
00:15:40,884 --> 00:15:45,321
I still can't get over those players.
They're positively gigantic.

223
00:15:45,684 --> 00:15:49,962
Not that being tall is the only measure
of a man... but it's a bloody good one!

224
00:15:53,781 --> 00:15:58,172
Oh, dear, I just insulted you,
didn't I? Sorry.

225
00:15:58,539 --> 00:16:02,657
Oh, well, you can take it.
You're a tough little nut.

226
00:16:04,047 --> 00:16:07,357
Oh, dear...
This is not good, not good at all.

227
00:16:07,679 --> 00:16:11,957
- You don't like the champagne?
- No, I can see the bottom of my glass!

228
00:16:12,312 --> 00:16:14,382
Well, bottoms up!

229
00:16:14,648 --> 00:16:19,164
You are a naughty boy.
Don't go getting any ideas.

230
00:16:19,531 --> 00:16:23,570
Oh, look who I'm saying this to.
You don't have an idea in your head.

231
00:16:26,585 --> 00:16:29,782
Oh! I did it again. I insulted you.

232
00:16:30,090 --> 00:16:32,399
Let's drink to that. Boom!

233
00:16:34,348 --> 00:16:36,623
(Car horn blares)

234
00:16:36,894 --> 00:16:38,885
Now, that is downright rude!

235
00:16:40,107 --> 00:16:45,022
Hey, you there! You in the Firebird!
Yes, you, stop that honking!

236
00:16:45,407 --> 00:16:47,762
(Car horn blares)

237
00:16:48,037 --> 00:16:51,586
Just because you look stupid
doesn't mean you have to act stupid!

238
00:16:51,918 --> 00:16:54,716
Don't aggravate him!

239
00:16:55,006 --> 00:16:57,474
Tosh! Civilization won't progress

240
00:16:57,761 --> 00:17:01,151
unless someone points out
when people's manners are remiss.

241
00:17:01,476 --> 00:17:04,752
- (Man) Move it!
- Oh, shut your bloody cakehole!

242
00:17:06,234 --> 00:17:09,431
Don't do that!
He's getting out of his car now.

243
00:17:09,739 --> 00:17:12,811
- Ooh, he's a tall one, too.
- Roll up your window!

244
00:17:13,120 --> 00:17:15,076
He won't hurt a woman.

245
00:17:15,332 --> 00:17:19,883
- Just roll it up!
- Oh...! Let him go!

246
00:17:20,257 --> 00:17:25,456
- (Shouts) Let him go, you big ugly oaf!
- Shut up!

247
00:17:26,892 --> 00:17:29,804
(Thumping)

248
00:17:30,106 --> 00:17:32,904
Oh... Well, we're moving.

249
00:17:34,905 --> 00:17:38,659
<i>Thank you, Pit Bull!
I had a lovely time!</i>

250
00:17:51,224 --> 00:17:54,534
You know,
this cookie dough is not that bad.

251
00:17:56,441 --> 00:18:00,070
<i>Of course, I'm sure later
I'll be hurling, but, well...</i>

252
00:18:00,406 --> 00:18:02,397
(Doorbell)

253
00:18:02,659 --> 00:18:06,538
- Her fabulousness. Want that dough?
- I'd better not.

254
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:11,426
If I gain an ounce, she goes ballistic.
She makes me weigh in every morning.

255
00:18:11,800 --> 00:18:15,759
- You poor thing.
- I'm used to it.

256
00:18:17,518 --> 00:18:19,827
Hi, I'm back.

257
00:18:20,106 --> 00:18:24,384
Renata, honey... Sandy's
waiting downstairs in the car.

258
00:18:26,574 --> 00:18:30,044
Renata? I must say, I had a rather
enjoyable evening.

259
00:18:30,372 --> 00:18:33,011
You don't get out much, do you?

260
00:18:34,087 --> 00:18:36,043
I think she likes me.

261
00:18:36,298 --> 00:18:40,849
Thank you for helping me out.
Now roll out that trolley. I'm starved.

262
00:18:41,223 --> 00:18:44,340
You know... I don't think so.

263
00:18:44,646 --> 00:18:47,763
Spend the evening
with your daughter.

264
00:18:48,068 --> 00:18:50,741
But I thought we had a date.

265
00:18:51,031 --> 00:18:56,185
When we first met, I was attracted
by your remarkable beauty,

266
00:18:56,582 --> 00:18:59,619
but now that I know
a bit more about you,

267
00:18:59,920 --> 00:19:03,230
suddenly you don't look so good, sister.

268
00:19:07,558 --> 00:19:09,310
Excuse me?

269
00:19:09,562 --> 00:19:13,316
You don't leave your daughter
on some street corner

270
00:19:13,651 --> 00:19:15,881
while you're getting tattooed,

271
00:19:16,156 --> 00:19:20,354
or keep her in some never-never land
where everyone is nine forever!

272
00:19:20,705 --> 00:19:22,457
Renata told you that?

273
00:19:22,708 --> 00:19:26,747
Yes, she also told me about the time
you left her with the coat-check girl.

274
00:19:27,091 --> 00:19:29,764
What kind of mother are you?

275
00:19:30,054 --> 00:19:33,683
Did it occur to you she might be lying?

276
00:19:34,019 --> 00:19:37,409
Cos this is the first night
I've been out in a year.

277
00:19:37,733 --> 00:19:41,692
John and Marianne never take her,
her father and his new wife.

278
00:19:42,032 --> 00:19:45,388
- Who are Tony and Whitesnake?
- Our two dogs.

279
00:19:51,172 --> 00:19:55,324
Most nights, I stay home
and I help her with her homework.

280
00:19:55,680 --> 00:20:00,959
Except last Saturday, when I took
her and her 12 friends ice-skating.

281
00:20:01,355 --> 00:20:05,234
I don't suppose that during that party
you got your shoulder tattooed?

282
00:20:06,865 --> 00:20:09,982
Do you see anything there, hmm?

283
00:20:12,541 --> 00:20:14,372
No.

284
00:20:14,627 --> 00:20:17,937
But then, my eyes are tearing up.

285
00:20:22,932 --> 00:20:26,891
- But why would she lie?
- Because she's 12 and mad at me.

286
00:20:27,231 --> 00:20:29,540
I wouldn't let her stay home alone.

287
00:20:29,819 --> 00:20:33,858
I probably would have been better off
if I had! Some shrink you are (!)

288
00:20:34,202 --> 00:20:38,275
Child development is not my thing.
My specialty is adult relations.

289
00:20:38,626 --> 00:20:41,982
You won't be having
any of those tonight.

290
00:20:42,298 --> 00:20:44,050
Don't go!

291
00:20:44,301 --> 00:20:48,010
Oh, by the way, I only have one
kidney. Guess who has the other?

292
00:21:13,140 --> 00:21:16,769
Is the coast clear?
Where's the supermodel?

293
00:21:17,106 --> 00:21:19,336
She left.

294
00:21:19,609 --> 00:21:22,885
I was afraid I might walk in
on an embarrassing moment.

295
00:21:23,199 --> 00:21:29,354
- You would have, half an hour ago.
- What are you doing still up?

296
00:21:29,793 --> 00:21:35,663
I was just wondering if my sweet boy
is going to be a monster when he's 12.

297
00:21:36,095 --> 00:21:38,370
What the hell brought that up?

298
00:21:39,726 --> 00:21:41,717
It's a long story.
Do you really want to hear it?

299
00:21:41,980 --> 00:21:44,050
Well, it is getting late...

300
00:21:45,861 --> 00:21:50,298
All kids start out cute,
then somewhere along the way,

301
00:21:50,660 --> 00:21:53,379
they get into that know-it-all stage.

302
00:21:53,665 --> 00:21:56,657
- You think they'll never grow out of it.
- Eventually they do.

303
00:21:56,962 --> 00:21:58,953
I'm still hoping.

304
00:22:00,677 --> 00:22:02,747
(Phone)

305
00:22:04,058 --> 00:22:08,051
Hello? Oh, Daphne.
How was your evening?

306
00:22:08,398 --> 00:22:10,593
No way!

307
00:22:13,782 --> 00:22:18,412
# Hey, baby, I hear the blues a-calling
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs

308
00:22:19,458 --> 00:22:20,811
# Oh, my!

309
00:22:21,044 --> 00:22:25,799
# And maybe I seen a bit confused
Well, maybe... but I got you pegged!

310
00:22:28,181 --> 00:22:33,050
# But I don't know what to do with those
Tossed salads and scrambled eggs

311
00:22:34,108 --> 00:22:36,542
# They're calling again #

312
00:22:36,820 --> 00:22:39,414
Good night, Seattle, we love you!