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Excuse me, Mr. Sheffield.
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I just wanted to tell you
that Tuesday,
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I have to take my mother
to the Bunion Center.
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Oh, thank heavens you told me.
Uh-huh.
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Uh, meeting with Liza Minelli,
conference with Donald Trump,
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Miss Fine and mother
at Bunion Center.
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Mr. Sheffield,
it's serious.
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The woman has a thumb growing
off the side of her foot.
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She can't even fit
into her socks anymore.
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She has to wear a mitten.
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God, I have to move out
of my apartment
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to get my floors redone,
and I cannot find a kennel.
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Oh, treat yourself
to a hotel.
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Not me.
My dog.
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Chester?
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You're gonna put Chester
in cage a somewhere?
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Oh, I think that's terrible
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to take a dog out of his
warm and loving environment.
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Hm.
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Well, anyway,
you still shouldn't do it.
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My uncle Manny put his dog
into a kennel,
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and he was never
the same again.
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Would you like to know
what happened?
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Not really.
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He put his German shepherd,
King,
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in a cage with male poodles.
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P.S., all hopes of
breeding him were over.
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Oh, for heaven sake.
He's a small dog.
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He fits in
a wet-bar fridge.
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Never mind
how I know that.
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[DIAL TONE]
Hello?
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Uh, Miss Babcock,
why don't you just
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leave Chester here with us
for a couple of days.
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That is a wonderful idea.
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Well, you know how much
he loves me,
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and he really wouldn't be
any bother at all.
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Oh, you don't mind,
do you, Maxwell?
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Huh? No, no,
of course not.
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Oh, well, terrific. I'll just
run home and get him.
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He really won't be
any trouble.
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He even knows
how to do tricks.
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He can lie down,
roll over and beg.
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Gee, I wonder where
he learned that.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ She was workin'
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became
The nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly what
The doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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Fran.
Hi, honey.
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Fran, you remember that
gorgeous guy I told you about?
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Oh, sweetie,
that's like asking me
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if I remember when they cut up
my credit card.
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[LAUGHS]
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Jeremy Thatcher,
math, third
period,
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hair like Brad Pitt.
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Up to speed.
Well, I--
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Hello, sweetheart.
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Hi, Dad.
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Oh, sweetheart,
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there's nothing you can't share
with your father.
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It's a female thing.
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Carry on.
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Boy, if ever they run out of
starter flags at the Indy
500,
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all they gotta do is yell,
"It's a female thing,"
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and watch those men take off.
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Anyways, I think
he's gonna ask me out
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because he asked for
my phone number.
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[SQUEALS AND LAUGHS]
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I'm gonna stay home all day
in case he calls.
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Oh, no, honey, you don't
wanna appear too anxious.
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I mean, it's better to play
hard-to-get.
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[PHONE RINGS]
That could be him!
Go, go, go.
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Maxwell.
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Chester!
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Be careful. He's been
in a foul mood all day.
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Oh. You know, if he had
a little more hair on his
back,
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he could be my ex-boyfriend.
[LAUGHS]
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All right, enough already.
Come to Mama.
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[SNARLS]
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[BARKS]
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Oh, Maxwell,
thank God you're here.
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I was having lunch at Fontina
with a William Morris agent,
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and, well, to make
a long story short--
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Take note of how she
does this, Miss Fine.
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I just nailed down the
rights
to our first feature film.
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C.C., what would we want
with film rights?
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We're theater producers.
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Oh, Maxwell,
the theater's dying.
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It's time we branched out.
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You know, I'm with Miss Babcock
on that one.
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I mean, when
you're
paying 65 bucks
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to see Brooke Shields
singing in pedal pushers,
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you know the end is near.
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[MURMURS]
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All right. So, what film
have we bought the rights to?
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Lamb Chop, the Movie.
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Oh, that is so exciting.
[CHESTER BARKS]
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You know, when I was
a little girl,
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we couldn't afford
a Lamb Chop doll,
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so Grandma Yetta would put
on a white, curly wig,
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and then she'd take
her teeth out,
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and Grandpa would stick
his hand up her blouse...
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Gee, come to think of it,
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I think there was a good time
had by all.
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So let me get this
straight, C.C.
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I have worked with Gielgud,
Burton, Olivier,
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and now I'm producing a film
starring a sock?
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Maxwell,
last year that sock
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topped a hundred million
in merchandising.
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Children, guess what.
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You're going to meet Shari Lewis
and Lamb Chop.
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Oh, Lamb Chop.
I just love her.
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You know, if Lamb Chop
had married Howdy Doody,
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her name would be Lamb Doody.
[LAUGHS]
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I really killed them
with that in kindergarten.
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Answer phones
on what telethon, Ma?
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I saidShari
to the house, notJerry
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Oy.
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MAXWELL:
Miss Fine!
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Oh, Ma, I gotta go.
Something just hit the fan.
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The category is dog.
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Now, for 20 points,
can anyone tell me
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what's on the bottom
of my wingtip?
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Ah.
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I believe the young lady with
the big hair buzzed in first.
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Did Chester leave you
a little gift?
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Shh, shh!
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Miss Fine, I think he meant
for it to be a secret,
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because he hid it
under my desk.
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Well, if I could scrape it
out of your gym bag,
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you certainly c--
Oh, is that--?
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Is that picture crooked
over there?
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Miss Fine, would you please keep
that dog's bowels under control.
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Ugh, is this the biggest
gross-out in the world?
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And yet you spread it
over your garden,
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and you get a tomato
the size of your head.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, here you go, Niles.
I'll get the door.
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Oh, so this means Mr.
Sheffield
is in his stocking feet,
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and I have yet to clean up
Chester's other little
deposit
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in the...
MAXWELL: Niles!
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...hall.
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Oh, my God,
it's Shari Lewis.
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Hello.
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I saw your lips move.
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[BOTH LAUGH]
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Oh, hello, Miss Chop.
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I'm Fran Fine,
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and I must tell you that I
have
been a fan of yours
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ever since I was a little girl.
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Ever since you were--
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[SNORTS]
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[LAUGHS]
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Ah,
that is um-possible.
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I'm only six.
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Oh, come on, I used to watch you
on my black-and-white TV--
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I'm only six.
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Oh, I get it.
That's okay.
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My mother counts
in lamb years too.
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[LAUGHS]
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Shari, welcome.
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Oh!
Maxwell Sheffield.
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How do you do?
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[CLEARS THROAT]
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Mr. Sheffield,
don't snub the lamb.
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She's the whole show.
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Oh, ha, of course.
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Uh, ahem,
Maxwell Sheffield.
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Enchanté, I'm sure.
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[GIGGLES]
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[SPITS]
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Well, Shari,
if you wouldn't mind,
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my little girl is just
dying to meet you.
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Cute tush.
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Lamb Chop!
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I'd follow him
to school one day.
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Get the feeling Lamb Chop's
fleece is not as white as snow?
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What grade are you in?
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My grade is...USDA.
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[LAUGHS]
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Huh?
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Hello.
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[IMITATES KNOCKING SOUND]
Is this thing turned on?
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Miss Lewis.
Oh, thank you.
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Oh, is that for me?
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I'll get you something,
Lamb Chop.
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How about Woolite on the rocks?
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I work alone, Benson.
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Now he's upset the lamb.
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You better go over and pet her.
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Miss Fine, I'm not
petting a puppet.
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Why?
She's a big star.
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Once in a while,
they all need stroking.
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But I didn't pet Gielgud
or Olivier.
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Well, maybe if you did,
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you wouldn't be making
Lamb Chop, the Movie.
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Oh, oh.
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[GIGGLES]
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Oh.
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Oh, that was nice.
Don't stop.
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Hello, hello.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Hello, Miss Lewis.
C.C. Babcock.
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Oh, hello--
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[SCREAMS]
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[SCREAMS]
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What did I do?
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Miss Babcock,
your coat.
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New Zealand lamb?
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So?
- Maybe she had people there.
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Oh!
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Take it off.
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Three words
she doesn't hear often.
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BOTH:
Yes!
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Niles, isn't that sweet?
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You're bonding
with the sheep.
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Not the first time,
I'm sure.
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Bravo.
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You win.
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Every dog has her day.
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Maxwell, you have
a beautiful house.
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And I want to thank you
for inviting us.
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Well, we're delighted Shari.
Oh.
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Besides, I always find hotels
a little impersonal.
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Ah, speak for yourself.
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At a hotel at least
I could get a massage.
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Oh.
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00:11:26,216 --> 00:11:29,160
And you could use a manicure.
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh!
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Anyway, Shari, I have--
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I have some wonderful ideas
for this film.
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And I've got a few
ideas of my own.
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[CLICKS, GIGGLES]
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My room, later.
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Better wear a rubber glove.
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Why didn't you make outside?
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I didn't have to go that bad.
255
00:12:07,233 --> 00:12:08,383
Not you, Val.
256
00:12:10,400 --> 00:12:12,466
Oh, Niles, he didn't do
his business.
257
00:12:13,000 --> 00:12:14,383
Well, that's not
his territory.
258
00:12:14,416 --> 00:12:16,466
Perhaps if you moved
the Persian rug outside.
259
00:12:17,483 --> 00:12:19,333
Ha-ha.
260
00:12:19,366 --> 00:12:22,133
Gee, I don't know what's
wrong with him, Val.
261
00:12:22,166 --> 00:12:24,100
He had his whole meal.
262
00:12:24,133 --> 00:12:27,100
Ate two slippers,
Brighton's homework
263
00:12:27,133 --> 00:12:28,300
and the Theater Guild award
Mr. Sheffield
264
00:12:28,333 --> 00:12:30,250
had that sick attachment to.
265
00:12:32,266 --> 00:12:35,166
Fran, I can't believe it.
It finally happened.
266
00:12:35,200 --> 00:12:37,350
Oh, honey, you're a year
younger than when I--
267
00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:38,350
Wait a minute.
What finally happened?
268
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,160
Jeremy finally
asked me out.
269
00:12:43,500 --> 00:12:44,300
We're going to
a retro drive-in movie.
270
00:12:44,333 --> 00:12:48,116
Oh, a drive-in.
Oh, honey.
271
00:12:48,150 --> 00:12:50,283
What kind of car does he
drive?
- A Miata.
272
00:12:50,316 --> 00:12:52,330
Four on the floor.
No back seat.
273
00:12:52,660 --> 00:12:53,150
Have fun.
274
00:12:54,400 --> 00:12:56,150
So where's Shari?
275
00:12:56,183 --> 00:12:58,160
Oh, she's on business.
276
00:12:58,500 --> 00:13:00,150
But Lamb Chop's here.
277
00:13:00,183 --> 00:13:02,500
Oh, I-I get
to meet Lamb Chop?
278
00:13:02,830 --> 00:13:04,383
Oh, I promise, I won't
say anything stupid.
279
00:13:04,416 --> 00:13:05,400
Too late, Val.
280
00:13:15,166 --> 00:13:17,183
Oh, isn't that adorable?
281
00:13:19,233 --> 00:13:22,133
Bordering on psychotic,
but adorable.
282
00:13:22,166 --> 00:13:24,330
Shh! Shh!
283
00:13:24,660 --> 00:13:26,500
[WHISPERING]
Don't wake her up.
284
00:13:26,830 --> 00:13:27,416
Val, Led Zeppelin
couldn't wakeher
285
00:13:29,233 --> 00:13:30,100
Oh, look.
286
00:13:31,116 --> 00:13:32,433
What?
287
00:13:32,466 --> 00:13:35,150
Look, her little dresses.
[CHUCKLES]
288
00:13:35,183 --> 00:13:37,366
How come she
never wears them?
289
00:13:37,400 --> 00:13:40,266
Val, these are Shari's.
290
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,233
[GASPS]
291
00:13:42,266 --> 00:13:43,150
I don't know what you're
so shocked about.
292
00:13:43,183 --> 00:13:44,333
She's very petite.
293
00:13:44,366 --> 00:13:45,350
[GASPS]
294
00:13:45,383 --> 00:13:47,330
[GASPS]
295
00:13:47,660 --> 00:13:50,233
[THEME FROM 'PSYCHO' PLAYS]
296
00:13:50,266 --> 00:13:52,183
[CHESTER GROWLING]
[BOTH GASP]
297
00:13:52,216 --> 00:13:53,333
BOTH:
Chester!
298
00:13:55,266 --> 00:13:59,500
Chester, put Lamb Chop down.
[GROWLS]
299
00:14:02,433 --> 00:14:06,450
Come to Auntie Franny.
300
00:14:06,483 --> 00:14:09,183
Val, don't make
any sudden moves.
301
00:14:11,500 --> 00:14:13,366
Chester!
[LOUD THUD]
302
00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:15,416
Chester, there he is.
Come here.
303
00:14:15,450 --> 00:14:17,116
Come here.
304
00:14:17,150 --> 00:14:18,333
Oh, Chester.
305
00:14:18,366 --> 00:14:19,200
What did you do with--?
306
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:20,350
[GASPS]
307
00:14:20,383 --> 00:14:21,233
Val...
308
00:14:24,216 --> 00:14:26,416
Chester ate Lamb Chop.
[GASPS]
309
00:14:27,450 --> 00:14:28,383
[BURPS]
310
00:14:34,350 --> 00:14:37,466
Come on, Chester.
Purge, purge.
311
00:14:41,660 --> 00:14:42,250
Do you want me to stick your paw
down your throat?
312
00:14:42,283 --> 00:14:44,216
[LAUGHS]
313
00:14:44,250 --> 00:14:46,133
Niles, it's not funny.
314
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:47,283
Oh, no, you're right.
315
00:14:47,316 --> 00:14:48,283
It's a tragedy.
316
00:14:50,330 --> 00:14:52,383
[CACKLES]
317
00:14:55,350 --> 00:14:58,150
Oh, and you know what
the worst part of it all
is?
318
00:14:58,183 --> 00:15:01,330
Just because I suggested that
Chester come stay with us,
319
00:15:01,660 --> 00:15:03,183
and I brought him up
to Shari's room and put him
down
320
00:15:03,216 --> 00:15:05,316
so that I could rifle
through
her personal stuff,
321
00:15:05,350 --> 00:15:07,400
Mr. Sheffield's gonna
find some crazy way
322
00:15:07,433 --> 00:15:10,000
of blaming this
all on me.
323
00:15:10,330 --> 00:15:11,250
[CHUCKLES]
No, you know what
the worst part is?
324
00:15:11,283 --> 00:15:13,330
What?
325
00:15:13,660 --> 00:15:14,250
He forgot the mint jelly.
326
00:15:14,283 --> 00:15:15,416
[CACKLES]
327
00:15:17,233 --> 00:15:18,383
[GROWLS AND BARKS]
328
00:15:18,416 --> 00:15:20,316
Stop it.
329
00:15:20,350 --> 00:15:22,250
It's not funny.
330
00:15:22,283 --> 00:15:25,316
[BOTH CACKLE]
331
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:30,300
Do you think that
when Shari finds out
332
00:15:30,333 --> 00:15:32,316
that Lamb Chop was eaten,
333
00:15:32,350 --> 00:15:34,200
it's gonna blow
the movie deal?
334
00:15:34,233 --> 00:15:35,100
[BOTH GUFFAW]
335
00:15:37,383 --> 00:15:39,416
What?
- I was just asking Niles--
336
00:15:39,450 --> 00:15:40,283
[GASPS]
337
00:15:41,366 --> 00:15:43,300
Maxwell!
338
00:15:43,333 --> 00:15:45,100
Head her off, Miss Fine.
You can do it!
339
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:53,183
["CHARIOTS OF FIRE"
THEME PLAYS]
340
00:16:03,383 --> 00:16:08,250
["CHARIOTS OF FIRE" THEME
CONTINUES PLAYING]
341
00:16:37,183 --> 00:16:38,100
[THUD]
[MUSIC STOPS]
342
00:16:46,300 --> 00:16:48,233
So, Miss Fine,
do you have anything to say?
343
00:16:50,150 --> 00:16:52,166
Uh...you missed a belt loop?
344
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:59,183
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, why aren't
you saying anything?
345
00:16:59,216 --> 00:17:01,233
You're scaring me.
346
00:17:01,266 --> 00:17:03,166
I like it better
when you yell and scream.
347
00:17:03,200 --> 00:17:04,483
Please, let it out.
348
00:17:05,160 --> 00:17:07,366
That's right, Maxwell.
Let it out.
349
00:17:07,400 --> 00:17:11,200
Let's not forget who's
responsible for all of this.
350
00:17:11,233 --> 00:17:13,116
Your dog.
That's right.
351
00:17:19,000 --> 00:17:22,450
So, Miss Fine, what--? What
would you like me to say, hm?
352
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:25,416
I mean, my film career's
over before it began.
353
00:17:25,450 --> 00:17:28,216
Oh, let's not be naysayers.
354
00:17:30,000 --> 00:17:32,830
He ate the bloody star!
355
00:17:34,266 --> 00:17:35,283
All right.
Now you're back with me.
356
00:17:37,100 --> 00:17:39,400
And it is your fault.
357
00:17:39,433 --> 00:17:41,316
You were responsible
for that fur-covered colon.
358
00:17:45,333 --> 00:17:47,333
Well, I said it.
359
00:17:47,366 --> 00:17:50,416
I knew you'd find a way
to blame this on me.
360
00:17:50,450 --> 00:17:52,133
NILES:
Yes, she did, sir.
361
00:17:55,116 --> 00:17:56,483
But I've got a plan.
362
00:17:57,160 --> 00:17:58,133
NILES:
Yes, she does, sir.
363
00:18:00,483 --> 00:18:03,300
And, as you know,
my plans never fail.
364
00:18:08,116 --> 00:18:10,383
[NILES CACKLES]
365
00:18:13,100 --> 00:18:13,416
Eyelash.
366
00:18:15,116 --> 00:18:16,330
Hot glue.
367
00:18:19,150 --> 00:18:20,330
Puff.
368
00:18:23,350 --> 00:18:25,830
Oh, no.
369
00:18:25,116 --> 00:18:27,250
Oh, God, are you insane?
370
00:18:27,283 --> 00:18:30,333
Mr. Sheffield,
trust me.
371
00:18:30,366 --> 00:18:33,200
I once accidentally destroyed
my father's toupee,
372
00:18:33,233 --> 00:18:36,330
and I made an exact replica
out of the toilet seat cover.
373
00:18:40,116 --> 00:18:42,830
That looked real?
Yeah.
374
00:18:42,116 --> 00:18:43,500
Plus, he matched the towels.
375
00:18:46,500 --> 00:18:47,000
NILES: That's all
right,
Miss Lewis.
376
00:18:47,000 --> 00:18:48,660
I'll get it for you.
377
00:18:48,100 --> 00:18:50,183
Incoming.
378
00:18:50,216 --> 00:18:52,383
Thank you very much, Niles.
Mm-hm.
379
00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:53,366
[THUD AT DOOR]
C.C.: Ooh!
380
00:18:57,166 --> 00:18:58,266
Didn't you see me?
381
00:18:58,300 --> 00:18:59,400
What's your point?
382
00:19:03,116 --> 00:19:05,183
Hi, Shari.
383
00:19:05,216 --> 00:19:07,183
We were just sitting around
here, talking with Lamb Chop.
384
00:19:12,333 --> 00:19:15,330
You know,
I gave her a makeover.
385
00:19:15,660 --> 00:19:16,233
Make her hair a little higher
386
00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:17,333
to balance out
the mutton thighs.
387
00:19:19,366 --> 00:19:21,330
What have you done with her?
388
00:19:21,660 --> 00:19:22,450
This isn't my Lamb Chop.
389
00:19:22,483 --> 00:19:25,383
Why? I think she's got
a refreshing, earthy quality.
390
00:19:25,416 --> 00:19:27,116
Fran Chop.
391
00:19:27,150 --> 00:19:28,160
[LAUGHS]
392
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:33,330
Shari, I'm afraid we owe you
a bit of an explanation.
393
00:19:33,660 --> 00:19:34,250
You think?
394
00:19:34,283 --> 00:19:36,416
Oh, Miss Lewis,
395
00:19:36,450 --> 00:19:38,333
you really shouldn't be angry
at Mr. Sheffield.
396
00:19:38,366 --> 00:19:40,466
The truth of the matter is
397
00:19:41,000 --> 00:19:42,330
her dog ate Lamb Chop.
398
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:48,300
You know, Shari, the lamb
was holding you back.
399
00:19:51,366 --> 00:19:53,300
You're better off without her.
400
00:19:53,333 --> 00:19:55,133
She told me she was seeing
another hand.
401
00:19:59,350 --> 00:20:01,266
You know, I know
that you've experienced
402
00:20:01,300 --> 00:20:03,483
a great loss,
Miss Lewis,
403
00:20:04,160 --> 00:20:07,116
but you really shouldn't
blame Miss Babcock,
404
00:20:07,150 --> 00:20:09,366
although you've got a very
legitimate case against her.
405
00:20:12,133 --> 00:20:14,233
Miss Fine, perhaps Miss Lewis
would like a moment of silence
406
00:20:14,266 --> 00:20:15,200
for the lamb--
407
00:20:22,660 --> 00:20:23,660
Look! Lamb Chop!
408
00:20:24,150 --> 00:20:25,283
Oh!
409
00:20:25,316 --> 00:20:26,250
SHARI:
Lamb Chop!
410
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:30,366
Oh, look,
Chester didn't eat her.
411
00:20:30,400 --> 00:20:32,283
You know, he must have dropped
her down the laundry chute
412
00:20:32,316 --> 00:20:33,300
like I used to do to Grac...
413
00:20:37,116 --> 00:20:39,383
...cious me, I haven't
done my homework yet.
414
00:20:39,416 --> 00:20:40,233
Let's go.
415
00:20:42,350 --> 00:20:44,266
[SPITTING]
416
00:20:44,300 --> 00:20:47,333
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
Yuck, yuck, yuck.
417
00:20:47,366 --> 00:20:50,300
Well, thank
goodness
she's okay.
418
00:20:50,333 --> 00:20:53,416
Yeah, okay?
Speak for yourself.
419
00:20:53,450 --> 00:20:57,450
I was practically strangled
by a leopard thong bikini.
420
00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:02,660
Oh...sorry.
421
00:21:06,150 --> 00:21:09,383
Oh, Shari, I-I'm most
terribly sorry about all
this.
422
00:21:09,416 --> 00:21:13,200
Oh, forget it.
I want out of this deal!
423
00:21:13,233 --> 00:21:16,400
Lamb Chop,
let's not be hasty.
424
00:21:16,433 --> 00:21:19,830
Let's not forget who owns
52 percent.
425
00:21:21,283 --> 00:21:23,450
We're outta here.
426
00:21:23,483 --> 00:21:25,000
Well, look, if she
doesn't wanna do it,
427
00:21:25,330 --> 00:21:26,330
she doesn't wanna do it.
428
00:21:26,660 --> 00:21:28,133
I'm really sorry.
429
00:21:28,166 --> 00:21:30,160
You'll have to get Miss Piggy
for your project.
430
00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:31,366
Miss Piggy?
431
00:21:33,330 --> 00:21:34,250
That ham?
432
00:21:36,183 --> 00:21:37,333
Honey, she's
the new white
meat.
433
00:21:43,166 --> 00:21:46,160
You know, maybe you are
overreacting.
434
00:21:46,500 --> 00:21:48,266
Well, why don't we, uh,
435
00:21:48,300 --> 00:21:50,383
step into my office
and, uh, discuss this.
436
00:21:50,416 --> 00:21:52,333
[CHUCKLES]
437
00:21:52,366 --> 00:21:56,116
Well, it-- There's no harm
in just...talking.
438
00:21:56,150 --> 00:21:57,116
[CLICKS]
439
00:21:58,400 --> 00:22:01,116
Shall we?
Hey, shall we?
440
00:22:01,150 --> 00:22:02,660
[WHISPERING]
Come here.
441
00:22:02,100 --> 00:22:03,500
How's my breath?
442
00:22:03,830 --> 00:22:04,266
[EXHALES]
443
00:22:04,300 --> 00:22:05,266
S'all right?
S'all right.
444
00:22:05,300 --> 00:22:06,233
Good.
Go, go, go, go.
445
00:22:10,183 --> 00:22:12,116
LAMB CHOP:
Excuse me,
446
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:14,000
but this is
a private meeting.
447
00:22:34,316 --> 00:22:36,330
You know that guy I'm going
to the drive-in movie with?
448
00:22:36,660 --> 00:22:37,350
Yeah. The one
with the Miata.
449
00:22:37,383 --> 00:22:40,100
Well, the Miata's
in the shop,
450
00:22:40,133 --> 00:22:42,300
so he's bringing
his father's Lincoln.
451
00:22:42,333 --> 00:22:45,133
Oh, better. Big back seat.
What movie you seeing?
452
00:22:45,166 --> 00:22:46,150
Legends of the Fall.
453
00:22:46,183 --> 00:22:48,150
Ooh, sexy.
454
00:22:48,183 --> 00:22:49,316
We're gonna have
such a good time.
455
00:22:49,350 --> 00:22:53,830
Kids! Brighton! Gracie!
456
00:22:53,116 --> 00:22:54,366
We're going to a drive-in.