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Ma, how could you be going
through a midlife crisis?
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What are you gonna do,
live to 130?
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Enough already
with getting a job.
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Ma, the bakery didn't fire you
because you're a woman.
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They fired you
because
you ate like a pig.
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[MOUTHING SILENTLY]
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Now she's insulted.
[CHUCKLES]
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Maggie, don't forget,
you have an appointment
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with Mr. Anthony
at the Chatterbox
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to get your hair done
this afternoon.
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Oh, is he really good?
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All the girls
at Haley's Sweet 16
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are just gonna
hate your guts.
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Ah, I love you, Fran.
[FRAN CHUCKLES]
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Oh, really,
Miss Fine.
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Is a Sweet 16 party
just about
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making your friends
hate your guts?
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Yes.
Yes.
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Hello, hello.
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C.C., tell me. Did you have
one of these Sweet Sixteens?
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Oh, please.
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All those little snot-noses
trying to outdo each other.
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I didn't want one.
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No friends?
None.
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[HUMMING]
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Niles, my eggs
are all dried up.
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The gene pool is saved.
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYS]
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♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Till her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffields' door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell makeup
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style, she had flair
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became
The nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out, C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red
When everybody else ♪
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♪ Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The nanny named Fran ♪
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Oh, well, fasten
your seat belts, kids.
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We're about to enter
the Silicone Valley.
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What are all these women
doing here?
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Your father's
holding auditions.
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I told him not to cast
this role until after school.
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Oh, if they've danced already,
there's gonna be hell to pay.
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Come on, Maggie.
We gotta go to the Chatterbox
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to get your hair done.
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Oh, um, let me just go
change out of my uniform.
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Oh, all right.
But hurry up.
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Because nobody has ever kept
Mr. Anthony waiting.
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Except Susan Powter.
Need I say more?
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Excuse me,
can you break a 20?
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The cab driver's holding onto
it until I can get...
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[TIRES SCREECHING]
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...change.
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Well,
it doesn't matter.
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Because this part
is mine.
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Oh.
- Blue is my lucky
color.
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Look, the entire house
is done in blue.
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Uh, honey...
honey...
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Bummer.
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Well, it still
doesn't matter.
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What do they have
that I don't have?
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These are prescription,
right?
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Are you here for the "tall,
voluptuous showgirl, 18 to
25"?
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Oh, your eyes are fine.
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No, I'm not
auditioning.
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So you must be one
of the producers.
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Better.
The nanny.
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Let me look
at your résumé.
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Maybe I can give you
a few pointers.
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Mm, "Mary Ruth."
Well, that's gotta go.
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You need more experience.
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I don't have any.
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Well, I'll
take care of that,
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'Cause, you know,
Mr. Sheffield only hires
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the most accomplished
actresses.
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Now, isBaywatch
one word or two?
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Haah.
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Oh, my stomach
is in knots.
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Haah. My acting teacher
always says,
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when you get really nervous...
haah...
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just imagine all the
people
you're auditioning for,
naked.
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Well, picture her.
Because I've seen him.
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And trust me, that's not
gonna calm you down.
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[GIGGLES]
Thank you, babe.
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Shall I leave a pic--?
A picture?
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[C.C. LAUGHS]
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Wow, that went so much better
than my last audition.
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Honey, how much
are you paying
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this acting teacher?
Nothing.
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We were living together,
until he threw me out
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for an actress
with more...
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talent.
[GASPS]
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So now I have no place
to live...
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...no job...
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...nowhere to go,
and no means of support.
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But I can't complain.
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You're not Jewish,
are you?
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Listen, I'm on my way
to the Chatterbox Salon.
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And someone told me
they need a new shampoo
girl.
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Well, that sounds perfect.
Mm-hm.
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Let me see
your résumé.
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Because, you know,
Mr. Anthony only hires
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people from the most
exclusive salons.
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Now, is Supercuts
one word or two?
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[TELEPHONE RINGS]
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Chatterbox.
Claude speaking.
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What do you mean,
she's canceling her 4:00
with Mr. Anthony?
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You can't cancel
on Mr. Anthony
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without a 48-hour notice.
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Well, when did she die?
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Hello?
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♪What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
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[MEOWS]
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♪What's new, pussycat?
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa
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Come over here.
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I'm very satisfied.
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Ma, what do you think
you're doing?
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It's my turn to tip.
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Don't worry, Sylvia.
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I still got plenty of room
onthis side.
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Oh, Mr. Anthony,
I'm a married woman.
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[CHUCKLES]
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Come here.
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Like a ripe cantaloupe.
[CHUCKLES]
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You bruise it,
you bought it.
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Oh!
[TITTERS]
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Now, remember
what I told you...
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When I introduce you
to Mr. Anthony...
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picture him naked.
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But I'm not
nervous.
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So what?
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Mr. Anthony,
your 3:30 is here.
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Hey, Franny, ooh.
[GIGGLES]
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Look at that body,
look at that shape.
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Oh, Mr. Anthony.
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No one conditions
like you.
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Thanks.
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This is Maggie.
- Hi.
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She's invited to her
first Sweet 16 party.
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Oh. You're 16,
you're beautiful...
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and you're mine.
[GIGGLES]
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I made that up.
[CHUCKLES]
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So would you like
to slip
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into something a little
more comfortable?
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[GIGGLES]
Okay.
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Claude will get you
a smock.
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You know, Claude has styled
a lot of celebrities.
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He's the one that told
Jerry Lewis, "More oil."
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Ooh, a natural
blond.
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Well, now there's two of us.
Come in here.
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Honey, honey.
Come here, come here.
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Oh, Mr. Anthony,
this is Mary Ruth,
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your new
shampoo girl.
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Oh, not so fast.
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I-I just don't hire
anyone off the street.
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Let me see
your résumé.
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Ooh, Supercuts.
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Wh-what are you
staring at?
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Nothing. I was
just picturing you nake--
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Haah.
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Before we start, I think
it's only fair to warn you
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that I am, first and foremost,
an actress.
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And, at any moment, I may
get a lead on Broadway.
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Or Merv Griffin
could call
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and want
a game-show hostess.
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And it could all
happen so quickly.
[SNAPS]
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In show business,
they needed you yesterday.
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Do you sweep?
Yes.
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You're hired.
Bless you, Mr. Anthony.
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[SIGHS]
You know, Yetta,
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Maggie is going to a Sweet 16
at the Statue of Liberty.
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Big deal. I had mine
on Ellis Island.
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So many people came.
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Yetta, you were
in quarantine.
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I thought it went on
a little long.
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Okay, Sylvia.
You all done.
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Thank you, Kim.
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Uh, how long should
I wait before I eat?
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Oh, about four years.
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I tell you, I'm gonna
love working here.
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What do you mean?
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I took a really good interview
with Mr. Anthony.
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Oh,you're
that told me
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Mr. Anthony was looking
for a new shampoo girl.
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Yeah, why?
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Nothing.
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I am practically
a shoo-in.
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The only other person
who applied is Estelle.
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[DRYER WHIRRING]
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[CHUCKLES]
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But he wants
somebody young.
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You know, Ma, I-I don't think
it's such a good idea
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you working here, inhaling
all those permanent wave fumes.
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Oh, I love
them fumes.
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Gives me a nice buzz.
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Besides, Ma, Daddy
doesn't want you to work.
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Who's gonna
feed him lunch?
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What, he can't add water
to the Top Ramen himself?
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Yeah, but if you're
not there to stop him,
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he's just gonna
keep eating.
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Remember Uncle Aaron,
may he rest in peace?
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00:10:02,660 --> 00:10:04,283
He exploded,
that Hanukkah.
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00:10:04,316 --> 00:10:06,266
The doctor said
it was a freak occurrence.
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00:10:06,300 --> 00:10:09,330
Yeah.
You can't eat 32 latkes
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and sit that close
to a menorah.
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Meanwhile,
where was Aunt Polly?
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At work.
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[GASPS]
Oh.
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You're right.
I'm being selfish.
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I have to sacrifice
my career for my man.
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Oh, Ma, you're doing
the right thing.
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Thank you, Fran.
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I got the job
with Mr. Anthony.
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Ow! Ma, stop
pinching me!
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This is my best nail
I ever paint.
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This is my country.
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That's my sister.
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[ANGRILY]
That's her husband.
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00:11:03,160 --> 00:11:04,166
[BABY VOICE]
And that's the cat.
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It's amazing you can paint
with so much detail.
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00:11:09,133 --> 00:11:10,216
[NORMAL VOICE]
Meanwhile, I'm going blind.
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[WOMAN SCREAMS]
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00:11:12,350 --> 00:11:13,450
What was that?
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00:11:13,483 --> 00:11:15,500
Calm down.
Just bikini wax.
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♪ Might as well face it
You're addicted to love ♪
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♪ Your heart sweats, ooh
Your body shakes, yeah ♪
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00:11:32,233 --> 00:11:33,333
♪Your mind... ♪
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00:11:33,366 --> 00:11:35,100
Meanwhile,
what you staring at?
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Like I don't know.
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00:11:37,250 --> 00:11:39,233
Please,
he's not my type.
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00:11:39,266 --> 00:11:42,000
I don't go for that
dark wavy hair, blue eyes...
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00:11:42,330 --> 00:11:43,366
What is that,
a 30-inch waist?
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00:11:43,400 --> 00:11:44,283
Twenty-nine...
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00:11:44,316 --> 00:11:45,216
long.
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00:11:48,660 --> 00:11:50,330
So how was
your first day?
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Long... Hard... Good!
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Bye.
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00:11:58,450 --> 00:12:01,266
Did you sweep?
- Yes.
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00:12:01,300 --> 00:12:03,116
Good.
Then you can go home.
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00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,660
Great.
253
00:12:07,000 --> 00:12:08,416
Do you know a nice hotel
around here?
254
00:12:08,450 --> 00:12:10,450
Or maybe a shelter?
255
00:12:10,483 --> 00:12:12,133
I don't really
know Queens.
256
00:12:12,166 --> 00:12:13,366
Oh, well, now you know one.
Charmed.
257
00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:19,433
Well, uh,
I'll tell you what,
258
00:12:19,466 --> 00:12:21,100
until you get back
on your feet,
259
00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,166
uh, you can stay
in the back room.
260
00:12:23,200 --> 00:12:25,216
It's not really fit
for a human being.
261
00:12:25,250 --> 00:12:27,000
Oh, and when my mother comes,
you gotta get out.
262
00:12:27,466 --> 00:12:28,483
Thank you,
Mr. Anthony.
263
00:12:29,160 --> 00:12:30,216
Kim...
264
00:12:30,250 --> 00:12:32,100
he's so sweet.
265
00:12:32,133 --> 00:12:33,316
He's letting me stay
in the back room.
266
00:12:33,350 --> 00:12:35,133
Oh, good.
267
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:36,466
It was going to be
employee lounge,
268
00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,133
but this much better.
269
00:12:38,166 --> 00:12:40,160
You deserve it.
270
00:12:40,500 --> 00:12:41,500
[GRUMBLES IN FOREIGN LANGUAGE]
271
00:12:43,383 --> 00:12:45,116
Oh, yeah?
272
00:12:45,150 --> 00:12:46,150
Well, come over here
and say that.
273
00:12:48,450 --> 00:12:50,830
Jeez, it was
just an expression.
274
00:12:52,166 --> 00:12:54,250
Come meet new shampoo girl,
Mary Ruth.
275
00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:57,283
Mary Ruth, this is
Mr. Anthony's son, Mimo.
276
00:12:57,316 --> 00:12:58,483
I didn't know
Mr. Anthony had a son.
277
00:12:59,160 --> 00:13:00,183
Sure.
278
00:13:00,216 --> 00:13:02,133
This is Mimo's
class picture.
279
00:13:03,483 --> 00:13:05,300
Only one without a tie.
280
00:13:10,660 --> 00:13:11,466
Uh, excuse me,
I couldn't help but notice
281
00:13:12,000 --> 00:13:13,133
that you have a little blood
282
00:13:13,166 --> 00:13:15,233
gushing out of the side
of your head.
283
00:13:15,266 --> 00:13:18,830
[CHUCKLES]
Look, lady, I'm 13,
I live in New York,
284
00:13:18,116 --> 00:13:19,450
and my father owns
a beauty parlor.
285
00:13:19,483 --> 00:13:22,660
This
an uncommon thing.
286
00:13:22,100 --> 00:13:24,133
Oh, you poor kid.
287
00:13:24,166 --> 00:13:25,333
Lady, I'm all right,
really.
288
00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:26,400
Well, let me take care
of that for you.
289
00:13:26,433 --> 00:13:28,350
Okay.
290
00:13:28,383 --> 00:13:30,283
You know, the head
bleeds the most.
291
00:13:30,316 --> 00:13:33,660
It's something about the
capillaries being close to
the--
292
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:35,660
Oh, I'm getting
a little queasy.
293
00:13:35,100 --> 00:13:36,416
I'm not that good
with blood.
294
00:13:36,450 --> 00:13:38,266
Mimo?
Hm?
295
00:13:38,300 --> 00:13:39,216
Swear you won't let my dress
fall over my head.
296
00:13:39,250 --> 00:13:40,133
[THUD]
297
00:13:43,330 --> 00:13:45,830
Well, she fits in
perfectly.
298
00:13:45,116 --> 00:13:46,233
Another Froot Loop
for the bowl.
299
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,483
Mimo, who were you
fighting with?
300
00:13:52,160 --> 00:13:53,466
Was it that Glen Chamoff
bully again?
301
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:56,133
I've a good mind to teach
that boy a lesson...
302
00:13:56,166 --> 00:13:57,333
if he wasn't so big
for his age.
303
00:13:57,366 --> 00:13:59,400
Hey, you be nice.
304
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:01,233
His mother good customer.
Nice lady.
305
00:14:01,266 --> 00:14:02,383
I see her tomorrow.
306
00:14:02,416 --> 00:14:03,433
I'll give her fungus.
307
00:14:07,166 --> 00:14:10,100
There's gotta be a Band-Aid
around here somewhere.
308
00:14:10,133 --> 00:14:11,300
Oh, no, no, no.
Just stay out of there.
309
00:14:11,333 --> 00:14:13,000
It's private, okay?
Just stay out of there.
310
00:14:13,330 --> 00:14:14,200
I am not interested
in anything in this drawer
311
00:14:14,233 --> 00:14:16,000
except for a Band-Aid.
312
00:14:16,330 --> 00:14:17,166
Ooh, what's this?
313
00:14:17,200 --> 00:14:19,400
Uh... Ah,
give me that.
314
00:14:19,433 --> 00:14:21,416
Hey, I'm sorry.
I'll mind my own business.
315
00:14:21,450 --> 00:14:23,366
That's Mimo's mother.
- Really?
316
00:14:26,350 --> 00:14:29,116
She's very pretty.
317
00:14:29,150 --> 00:14:30,383
Someone should-- should fix
the glass and put her out.
318
00:14:30,416 --> 00:14:32,160
Oh, please.
319
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:33,283
That will happen
the day the NFL
320
00:14:33,316 --> 00:14:34,400
asks me to play tight end.
321
00:14:37,250 --> 00:14:40,330
She break
Mr. Anthony's heart.
322
00:14:40,660 --> 00:14:41,383
And when she left him,
he punch out the glass.
323
00:14:41,416 --> 00:14:43,383
Ooh, not to mention
the mailbox, the dumpster.
324
00:14:43,416 --> 00:14:45,830
Sister Mary Margaret.
325
00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:46,483
Well, that was
an accident.
326
00:14:47,160 --> 00:14:47,366
Oh, boy, she went down
like a ton of bricks.
327
00:14:50,450 --> 00:14:54,150
♪ It's not unusual
To be loved by anyone ♪
328
00:14:54,183 --> 00:14:55,400
[IN UNISON]
♪Bah-dah-dah
Dah-dah-dah-dah ♪
329
00:14:55,433 --> 00:14:58,316
♪ It's not unusual
To have fun with anyone ♪
330
00:14:58,350 --> 00:15:00,000
[IN UNISON]
Bah-bah-bah-bah
331
00:15:00,330 --> 00:15:01,830
♪When I see you
I could do-- ♪
332
00:15:01,116 --> 00:15:01,483
Wait.
333
00:15:04,416 --> 00:15:05,300
Where did you
get that?
334
00:15:05,333 --> 00:15:06,433
Out of the drawer.
335
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:10,500
Mimo?
336
00:15:10,830 --> 00:15:11,283
Hey, it's a--
It's a junk drawer.
337
00:15:11,316 --> 00:15:12,216
I don't know
how it got in there.
338
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:13,166
Mimo?
339
00:15:16,266 --> 00:15:17,466
Hey, this isn't
Les Misérables.
340
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,366
Get back to work.
341
00:15:21,383 --> 00:15:23,333
You know, it's so obvious
what's going on here.
342
00:15:23,366 --> 00:15:25,500
Yeah. You're
about
to get fired.
343
00:15:25,830 --> 00:15:27,500
No, no, no, no, no.
344
00:15:27,830 --> 00:15:28,366
All these years that
you have been hating her,
345
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:30,200
he has been missing her.
346
00:15:30,233 --> 00:15:32,300
I'm guessing
you're one of those girls
347
00:15:32,333 --> 00:15:34,166
that's got a real urge
to reach out to people?
348
00:15:34,200 --> 00:15:35,300
Yup.
Fight that.
349
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:37,316
Now...
350
00:15:37,350 --> 00:15:39,830
let's put this
back where it belongs.
351
00:15:47,433 --> 00:15:50,830
I shoulda
hired Sylvia.
352
00:15:50,116 --> 00:15:51,250
I would have gotten a little
peace and quiet around here.
353
00:15:52,433 --> 00:15:55,830
My own daughter
betrayed me!
354
00:15:55,116 --> 00:15:57,150
Now I know how
Nancy Reagan felt.
355
00:16:00,330 --> 00:16:02,330
Ma, I'm sorry.
356
00:16:02,660 --> 00:16:04,383
What can I do
to make it up to you?
357
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:06,100
Marry
Mr. Sheffield.
358
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:10,166
Ma, you're
insane.
359
00:16:10,200 --> 00:16:11,200
It's a good thing
I take after Grandma Yetta.
360
00:16:11,233 --> 00:16:12,166
Oy.
361
00:16:13,316 --> 00:16:15,300
I have no career.
362
00:16:15,333 --> 00:16:18,330
All my life I've been
somebody's daughter,
363
00:16:18,660 --> 00:16:20,166
somebody's wife,
somebody's mother.
364
00:16:20,200 --> 00:16:21,233
Who the hell am I?!
365
00:16:21,266 --> 00:16:23,400
[SOBS]
366
00:16:23,433 --> 00:16:24,483
MAXWELL:
Miss Fine!
367
00:16:25,160 --> 00:16:25,416
Next!
368
00:16:28,660 --> 00:16:30,350
I was strolling along
Lexington Avenue with my lawyer,
369
00:16:30,383 --> 00:16:32,316
when he nudges me to
check out the - and I quote -
370
00:16:32,350 --> 00:16:33,450
"hot brunette".
371
00:16:33,483 --> 00:16:35,216
Oh, that's
impossible.
372
00:16:35,250 --> 00:16:37,330
I was on Fifth.
373
00:16:37,660 --> 00:16:39,183
Not you,
Miss Fine.
374
00:16:39,216 --> 00:16:41,183
My 15-year-old daughter
is wearing a wig
375
00:16:41,216 --> 00:16:43,000
that makes her
look 25.
376
00:16:43,330 --> 00:16:44,316
Twenty-five?
377
00:16:44,350 --> 00:16:46,366
Cool.
378
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,466
Hey, do I look old enough
to get into a club?
379
00:16:49,000 --> 00:16:51,416
Sure. And we haven't even
put the lashes on yet--
380
00:16:51,450 --> 00:16:53,316
Which we are
not going to do,
381
00:16:53,350 --> 00:16:55,160
because you're
just a little girl.
382
00:16:55,500 --> 00:16:56,350
Now, get upstairs
and make your daddy a cupcake
383
00:16:56,383 --> 00:16:57,200
in your Easy-Bake oven.
384
00:17:00,200 --> 00:17:03,000
Miss Fine, whatever
possessed you?
385
00:17:03,330 --> 00:17:06,166
Well, every girl should
experiment with her look.
386
00:17:06,200 --> 00:17:10,660
When I was her age,
I dyed my hair red,
just like Rula
Lenska.
387
00:17:10,100 --> 00:17:12,450
Oh, within two days I was--
[SNAPS]
388
00:17:12,483 --> 00:17:14,450
Oh, that wig is
definitely going back.
389
00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,100
Don't you worry.
390
00:17:17,133 --> 00:17:19,233
They'll give us a full refund
at the Chatterbox.
391
00:17:19,266 --> 00:17:20,183
I'm like family there.
392
00:17:22,000 --> 00:17:23,100
Fran who?
393
00:17:25,166 --> 00:17:28,166
Nope. No returns,
no refunds.
394
00:17:28,200 --> 00:17:30,160
[SIGHS] Sorry, dear,
tears don't work on me.
395
00:17:31,416 --> 00:17:32,333
Neither does that.
396
00:17:35,500 --> 00:17:36,266
Well, that might work
if I close my eyes.
397
00:17:38,233 --> 00:17:40,660
Hey. Watch it.
398
00:17:40,100 --> 00:17:42,150
You're drowning me.
399
00:17:42,183 --> 00:17:44,330
You never washed
someone else's hair before?
400
00:17:44,660 --> 00:17:45,183
Actually, this was
my first time.
401
00:17:45,216 --> 00:17:46,000
Oh, then
you're pretty good.
402
00:17:48,660 --> 00:17:51,200
Hey, Claude,
give me some big hair.
403
00:17:51,233 --> 00:17:53,466
I got my nephew's
bar mitzvah tomorrow.
404
00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:55,116
I really wanna pop.
405
00:17:57,000 --> 00:17:59,100
You're Jewish?
No, I married one.
406
00:17:59,133 --> 00:18:00,100
They make good husband.
407
00:18:00,133 --> 00:18:02,250
No cheat, no drink.
408
00:18:02,283 --> 00:18:04,233
And every Sunday night,
he in the mood for
Chinese.
409
00:18:09,433 --> 00:18:11,500
Look what I did for Mimo.
410
00:18:11,830 --> 00:18:13,250
Oh, you take picture
of mother
411
00:18:13,283 --> 00:18:15,266
out of garbage
and fix it.
412
00:18:15,300 --> 00:18:17,416
Very good.
413
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:19,830
We got
employee lounge back.
414
00:18:20,350 --> 00:18:22,366
Poor Mr. Anthony.
415
00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:24,366
All that anger is just
because he's lonely.
416
00:18:24,400 --> 00:18:26,183
Sure, he tries to hide it.
417
00:18:26,216 --> 00:18:28,233
Oh, yes. Tonight
he's
hiding it with
Bernice.
418
00:18:29,450 --> 00:18:30,483
He's seeing someone?
419
00:18:32,266 --> 00:18:34,333
Well, you know
what they say...
420
00:18:34,366 --> 00:18:36,483
All the good ones are either
married, or seeing someone,
or--
421
00:18:41,830 --> 00:18:42,330
I think it's just those
two things they say.
422
00:18:44,466 --> 00:18:46,200
So, what's she like?
423
00:18:46,233 --> 00:18:47,433
Who, Bernice?
424
00:18:47,466 --> 00:18:49,500
Oh, she very
smart girl.
425
00:18:49,830 --> 00:18:50,330
Two brains.
426
00:18:52,166 --> 00:18:54,316
See, now,
that is classic.
427
00:18:54,350 --> 00:18:56,283
He's avoiding
a serious relationship
428
00:18:56,316 --> 00:18:59,330
because he doesn't
want to get hurt again.
429
00:18:59,660 --> 00:19:01,333
I wonder how much a pair
of brains like that cost.
430
00:19:01,333 --> 00:19:03,100
Uh, my darling,
if you want to
work here,
431
00:19:03,133 --> 00:19:04,316
let me give you
a little advice -
432
00:19:04,350 --> 00:19:06,266
stay out of
Mr. Anthony's private life.
433
00:19:06,300 --> 00:19:08,483
Look, I am not afraid
of Mr. Anthony.
434
00:19:09,160 --> 00:19:10,300
He has got to start putting
435
00:19:10,333 --> 00:19:12,266
his son's needs
ahead of his own.
436
00:19:12,300 --> 00:19:14,350
And I will tell him that
right to his face.
437
00:19:14,383 --> 00:19:16,350
What's that?
438
00:19:16,383 --> 00:19:18,416
Pier 1 is having
a two-for-one frame sale,
439
00:19:18,450 --> 00:19:19,350
and I thought
Mimo would like the frame
440
00:19:19,383 --> 00:19:20,333
of equal
or lesser value.
441
00:19:21,383 --> 00:19:22,316
You know...
442
00:19:24,200 --> 00:19:26,450
when you alphabetized
my styling mousses,
443
00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:29,166
I said, "All right,
she's eager."
444
00:19:29,200 --> 00:19:30,300
[CHUCKLES]
445
00:19:30,333 --> 00:19:32,250
When you convinced
Mrs. Wilke
446
00:19:32,283 --> 00:19:34,233
to cut her hair short
447
00:19:34,266 --> 00:19:36,400
so she wouldn't have
to come back for six months,
448
00:19:36,433 --> 00:19:38,500
I said, "All right,
she's stupid."
449
00:19:40,116 --> 00:19:42,350
But when you interfere
in my personal life,
450
00:19:42,383 --> 00:19:44,316
against direct orders,
451
00:19:44,350 --> 00:19:46,500
I say, "All right,
she's fired!"
452
00:19:46,830 --> 00:19:47,333
You know...
453
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,316
when a guy punches out
a picture of his wife,
454
00:19:51,350 --> 00:19:54,830
I say, "All right,
he's in pain."
455
00:19:54,116 --> 00:19:55,416
When he throws that picture
into the trash,
456
00:19:55,450 --> 00:19:58,160
I say, "All right,
he's in denial."
457
00:19:58,500 --> 00:20:01,200
But when he fires the one
person
who is just trying
458
00:20:01,233 --> 00:20:02,350
to bring him and his son
closer together,
459
00:20:02,383 --> 00:20:04,316
I say...
460
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:05,250
[CRYING]
Please don't fire me,
Mr. Anthony.
461
00:20:09,183 --> 00:20:10,450
How many times
do I have to tell you,
462
00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:12,300
nobody wants
this picture.
463
00:20:12,333 --> 00:20:13,200
I do.
464
00:20:14,250 --> 00:20:15,166
See?
I told you.
465
00:20:17,660 --> 00:20:19,830
And...close.
466
00:20:19,116 --> 00:20:20,160
This is none
of your business.
467
00:20:22,830 --> 00:20:23,483
And if you're gonna pretend
to cut her hair over there,
468
00:20:24,160 --> 00:20:24,483
would you at least
put some scissors in your
hand.
469
00:20:28,416 --> 00:20:30,383
Mimo...
470
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:31,250
what do you need
this picture for?
471
00:20:32,383 --> 00:20:34,333
I don't know, I--
472
00:20:34,366 --> 00:20:36,200
Well, just in case
she ever came back,
473
00:20:36,233 --> 00:20:37,466
I-I guess I'd know
what she looked like.
474
00:20:38,000 --> 00:20:39,400
Well, then you
should keep it,
475
00:20:39,433 --> 00:20:40,383
because she's
your mother.
476
00:20:40,416 --> 00:20:42,116
Do you mind?
477
00:20:42,150 --> 00:20:44,316
I know how to talk
to my kid.
478
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:45,466
Then you should keep it,
because she was your mother.
479
00:20:51,483 --> 00:20:52,483
And just for
the record, uh...
480
00:20:54,400 --> 00:20:55,466
...she walked out on me,
not you.
481
00:20:58,350 --> 00:21:00,233
[SOBS]
482
00:21:03,133 --> 00:21:04,366
Aw...
483
00:21:04,400 --> 00:21:06,366
This is a real
Kodak moment.
484
00:21:08,416 --> 00:21:10,366
Okay, smile.
485
00:21:16,366 --> 00:21:18,416
There, now you look
486
00:21:18,450 --> 00:21:21,350
like my little girl
again.
487
00:21:21,383 --> 00:21:24,250
I'm not going.
488
00:21:24,283 --> 00:21:26,433
No guys will be the least bit
interested in me.
489
00:21:26,466 --> 00:21:27,416
Good. Then you'll have no
problem being home by 10:00.
490
00:21:29,483 --> 00:21:32,250
Come on, Margaret,
no boy in his right mind
491
00:21:32,283 --> 00:21:33,400
would be
the least bit attracted
492
00:21:33,433 --> 00:21:35,183
to that ridiculous wig.
493
00:21:35,216 --> 00:21:36,830
[CHUCKLES]
494
00:21:39,660 --> 00:21:41,133
Oh, Miss Fine,
look at you.
495
00:21:43,660 --> 00:21:44,283
Well, they wouldn't
take it back,
496
00:21:44,316 --> 00:21:46,183
and I didn't want it
to go to waste.
497
00:21:46,216 --> 00:21:47,483
Are you sure you don't wanna
go out for ice cream?
498
00:21:48,160 --> 00:21:49,483
Hm?
Who said that?
499
00:21:50,160 --> 00:21:51,333
Oh, Niles, uh, we're
going out for ice cream.
500
00:21:51,366 --> 00:21:53,200
Oh, I thought
you were exhausted, sir.
501
00:21:53,233 --> 00:21:55,116
I drew you a bath
in the Jacuzzi
502
00:21:55,150 --> 00:21:57,100
with eucalyptus oil
and a snifter of brandy.
503
00:21:57,133 --> 00:21:59,500
Well, I've got
a second wind.
504
00:21:59,830 --> 00:22:00,133
I'll go hail a cab.
505
00:22:02,350 --> 00:22:04,366
Well, wouldn't want it
to go to waste.
506
00:22:08,450 --> 00:22:10,466
Well, can you
believe that guy?
507
00:22:11,000 --> 00:22:12,233
Two minutes ago
he was dead to the world.
508
00:22:12,266 --> 00:22:13,416
One look at this wig,
509
00:22:13,450 --> 00:22:15,000
and he's ready
for a double dip.
510
00:22:15,330 --> 00:22:16,400
I tell you...
511
00:22:16,433 --> 00:22:19,400
I don't know whether to be
flattered or insulted.
512
00:22:19,433 --> 00:22:22,133
Look, what do you say we
take in a movie as well, huh?
513
00:22:22,166 --> 00:22:23,266
Flattered it is.
514
00:22:27,330 --> 00:22:34,233
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