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MAXWELL:
Yes, we're in Paris.
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Ms. Fine put a dog
in my carry on
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then got herself
stuck on the
plane.
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And, well, suffice it
to say, we're here...
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which I must admit
is not entirely unpleasant.
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[WOMAN SINGING IN FRENCH]
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For God sakes, I'm in
Paris
with a beautiful woman.
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-FRAN: Oh...
-Come on,
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let's blow this nightclub
and see where life takes us.
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[ROLLS TONGUE]
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FRAN:Apparently, French wine
has a very low alcohol content
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because life took us
right back to the airport.
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[FRAN GASPING]
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-What the hell was that?
-Oh, just a little bump
in the road.
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What, we hit a deer?
We're in the air.
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Oh, you have to picture yourself
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going along
a little country
lane
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with a few dips and potholes.
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-What the bloody hell was
that?
-Oh, Mr. Sheffield!
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Mr. Sheffield,
I just want you to know
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that these last three years
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have been just
the best years of my life.
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Oh!
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I love you.
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FRAN:Well, thank God it was
just a little bump in the road
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and after three long years
of working it--
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I mean, working there--
I had finally gotten him
to say it.
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Ms. Fine, before we go in,
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I think I should try
to explain to you
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exactly what happened up there.
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Oh, it's okay.
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It was all
that wine and escargot.
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These weren't good shoes anyway.
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Oh, no. No, no, no.
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Um, no.
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Uh, you know how it is
when you're facing death,
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how you sometimes
say things without thinking?
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No.
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Ms. Fine, I thought
we were spending
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our last moments
on earth together up there
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and so that's why I,
you know, said the thing.
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The thing?
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Yeah. You know, that I felt that
way at that time in that place.
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Oh, my God,
you're taking back the
thing?
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Please, Ms. Fine,
in the heat of the moment,
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sometimes people
just blurt things out.
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You blurted prematurely?
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-Are you very upset?
-No. No, I'll be fine.
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It's perfectly
understandable.
Please, don't touch me.
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[THEME SONG PLAYING]
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♪♪ She was working
in a bridal shop
in Flushing, Queens ♪♪
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♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend
kicked her out ♪♪
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♪♪ In one of those
crushing scenes ♪♪
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♪♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪♪
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♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪
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♪♪ So over the bridge
from Flushing to the
Sheffield's door ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there
to sell makeup,
but the father saw more ♪♪
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♪♪ She had style!
She had flair! ♪♪
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♪♪ She was there! That's how
she became the nanny! ♪♪
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♪♪ Who would have guessed that
the girl we've described ♪♪
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♪♪ Was just exactly what
the doctor prescribed? ♪♪
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♪♪ Now the father
finds her beguiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪
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♪♪ And the kids
are actually smiling ♪♪
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♪♪ Such♪♪
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♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪
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♪♪ When everybody else
is wearing tan ♪♪
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♪♪ The flashy girl
from Flushing ♪♪
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♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪
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Thanks, Fran.
What a beautiful doll.
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I know.
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You know,
she's Marie Antoinette.
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FRAN:
There you go.
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And look at here,
this is that restaurant
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that your father promised
to take me to,
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but then he changed his mind
and took it back
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which he oft does.
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I had made reservations
but the thing was she--
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There's that thing again.
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Fran, I have a report due
for school.
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I'm supposed to pick a woman
with an interesting career.
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Oh, Gracie, I don't know
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if there's enough to write
a whole report about me.
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There isn't.
That's why I picked Ms.
Babcock.
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Nanny Fine, don't be hurt
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just because I'm closer
to little Gretel than you
are.
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Gretel never said that.
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Aren't we defensive.
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There's nothing wrong
with being just a pretty
face.
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In fact, it's a plus
if you have no skills.
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I've got skills.
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Nanny Fine,
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identifying what's
in the Godivas
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without a guide is not a skill.
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Oh, nougat.
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Oh, come on, you must know
the only reason
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you got this job is
because of your looks.
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Hey, hey, that is not true.
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I got this job
because I lied on my
resumé.
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Men of Maxwell's class enjoy
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keeping women like you around
to flirt with.
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Well, you know, you're right.
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Now, that's bad because...
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He doesn't respect you.
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Don't you know why
you get away with murders?
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It's because of
those skimpy little outfits
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you bounce around in.
It's offensive.
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But just out of curiosity,
say you were being sued for,
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oh, choking a choreographer,
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what would you wear to court?
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Oh, Maxwell, what
an ordeal this flight
was.
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I can't imagine
anything more
terrifying.
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Booga. Booga. Booga.
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C.C., I do hope Chester wasn't
too traumatized by his trip.
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Although, he didn't seem to mind
being in his little travel bag.
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Ooh!
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Forgot to unpack him,
didn't you?
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No.
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Angelica, you know that suitcase
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in my closet
that you said was growling
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and I called you
an insane old
witch?
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Niles. Niles,
I want you to order
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some flowers for Ms. Fine.
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Make it two dozen
Sterling roses, long-stemmed.
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Ooh.
Somebody was so very bad.
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What did you do?
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-Shall I close the door?
-Yes.
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Just make sure you're
on the other side of it.
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Come on, sir, the little
crumbs
you throw me, I live on.
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I just have
to make up for something
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I said to Ms. Fine
on the airplane.
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-What did you say?
-None of your bloody business.
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Was it about me?
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-No.
-Fine.
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I'll find out
anyway.
I always do.
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Oh, Ms. Fine,
please do come in.
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Oh, if you're gonna
smoke a cigar,
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please let me snip
the end off.
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In an odd way, I feel
it'll make me feel better.
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Now, I wanna ask you something
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that's very
important,
but it's private.
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So give me
this lemon a
minute.
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NILES:
Ow!
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Mr. Sheffield--
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Ms. Fine,
what are you doing over there?
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Come on, come and sit
on my desk.
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Annoy me.
It'll be just like old
times.
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You mean BT? Before the thing?
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Ms. Fine, how long are you
going to torture me with
this?
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I'm not gonna torture you
about it.
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That's why I came in here
to tell you that I'm over it.
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Oh, really?
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No, took it back.
How's it feel?
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Please, Ms. Fine, Cats
is opening in 14 new
cities.
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I don't feel
very strong right
now.
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All right, let me
ask you this one question:
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When you hired me, did you
think
I was just attractive?
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Absolutely not.
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I thought you're beautiful,
stunning, drop-dead
gorgeous.
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How dare you!
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Why do you keep trying
to hurt me like this?
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NILES [ON SPEAKER]:
It got quiet.
Are they talking about me?
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Oh, I can't believe I'm back
in the meat market again.
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It's so sad.
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I mean,
the best years of my
life
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and I spend 90
percent
of them with--
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With a guy who kisses you
passionately and takes it
back,
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asks to marry you,
takes it back.
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Tells you he loves you,
takes it--
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I was gonna say
talking with you, Val.
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But thanks
for the post-game wrap
up.
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You know, the reason why
he keeps taking it back
is
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because I'm nothing
but a pretty play thing to
him.
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I mean, he doesn't
take me seriously.
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Can I have a double apricot
sour rimmer with Sweet'N
Low?
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Come on, let's go get a table
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-before some other yutz
tries to pick me up.
-Yeah.
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Too late, ladies.
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Hi. I'm Jack. Would you mind
if I bought you a drink?
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Do you mind?
We really wanna be
alone.
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-VAL: Yeah.
-What is it with guys?
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Why do they always think just
because you're at a singles
bar
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in a cute top, a tight skirt
and stiletto heels,
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you're looking for action?
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Well, why do women think
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that guys expect them
to jump into bed
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every time they try
and buy them a drink?
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Now, potato skins,
I get you both.
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-I don't think so.
-Speak for yourself.
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I haven't had a potato
skin
in three years.
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No, seriously, you sound
like a very nice woman.
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And looks really
don't matter to me.
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Yeah, right.
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You're only interested
in me for my mind.
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Like I haven't heard that bef...
Actually, I've never heard that.
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I ordered a drink about
10 minutes ago.
Bartender.
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It's sitting right in front
of you. What are you, blind?
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Yes.
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A sympathy pick-up?
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Pretending to be blind
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just so that you could take
home
a couple of college girls?
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College girls.
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Forgive me, I'm very sorry.
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Val, get a table.
This could work.
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-I'll drink to that.
-Whoa!
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Oh, watch it! Watch it!
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Yes, I'd like to order a pair
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of the diamond earrings
on page 12.
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What are you doing, sir?
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You know, for someone
who's never bloody around
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when there's no toilet paper,
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you're certainly
under foot enough.
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Just ordering something
for Ms. Fine.
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Well, I really don't think that
will make up for what you said.
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Oh, for God sakes,
all I said was--
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Ooh, hoo, hoo...
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Nice try.
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Oh, come on,
sir,
this is cruel.
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Have you no soul?
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There is a mean streak in you
that is less than beguiling.
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He told me what he said to
you.
Are you all right?
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-He told you?
-Mm-hmm.
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Well, I just
think
that it's
pretentious
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to get a butler from France.
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And what's gonna happen to you?
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I mean, who has money
for a butler these
days?
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Hello, hello.
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Oh, here, let me get that
for you, ma'am.
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What a smashing suit.
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You look tired.
May I draw you a foot bath?
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You know what? I can't do
this.
Why don't you just shoot me?
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Nanny Fine.
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Oh, I wish
you could have been
there
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with, the little one along.
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I'm more accessible.
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People think I have a
soft,
caring side,
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and then I've got'em!
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Oh, Fran, I never should have
said I'd do my report on her.
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How can I take it back?
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Oh, ask your father.
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He's the expert
in that category.
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[DOORBELL RINGS]
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Oh, hi, Jack. Come on in.
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00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:55,216
Did you have any trouble
finding the place?
245
00:12:55,250 --> 00:12:57,350
-No more than usual.
-[CHUCKLES]
246
00:12:59,266 --> 00:13:04,133
-Hi, handsome boy.
-Oh, thank you very much.
247
00:13:04,166 --> 00:13:06,233
I wasn't quite sure
about the suit.
248
00:13:08,660 --> 00:13:09,183
It is a suit, isn't it?
249
00:13:10,466 --> 00:13:14,133
-Come on in. Watch your step.
-Oh. Oh, all right.
250
00:13:14,166 --> 00:13:16,183
You know what?
Maybe I should stay with you.
251
00:13:16,216 --> 00:13:17,316
I wouldn't want
to break anything.
252
00:13:17,350 --> 00:13:18,450
Oh, don't be ridiculous.
253
00:13:18,483 --> 00:13:20,133
You're not gonna break anything.
254
00:13:20,166 --> 00:13:21,400
[SHRIEKS]
255
00:13:21,433 --> 00:13:25,450
-Oh, Franny, I'm so sorry.
-Oh... Oh, that's okay.
256
00:13:28,830 --> 00:13:31,000
Accidents happen.
257
00:13:31,330 --> 00:13:33,400
Oh, my God, Ms. Fine.
258
00:13:33,433 --> 00:13:35,200
What is this mess?
259
00:13:39,660 --> 00:13:41,483
Oh, excuse me.
I had no idea you had a
date.
260
00:13:42,160 --> 00:13:44,283
I knew. How does it feel
to be out of the loop?
261
00:13:48,166 --> 00:13:49,350
How do you do?
I'm Maxwell Sheffield.
262
00:13:49,383 --> 00:13:52,660
-Hi, I'm Jack.
-You certainly bounced back
263
00:13:52,100 --> 00:13:53,166
awfully quickly.
264
00:13:54,283 --> 00:13:57,100
Do you mind
if we discuss this
later?
265
00:13:57,133 --> 00:13:59,400
Fine. What time
do you think you'll be home?
266
00:13:59,433 --> 00:14:02,216
Well, I think
you lost the right to know
that
267
00:14:02,250 --> 00:14:04,416
when you took back the thing.
268
00:14:04,450 --> 00:14:06,400
-Why are you always doing
this to me?
-You're determined to drive
269
00:14:06,433 --> 00:14:08,216
-that into to ground, don't
you?
-You give me such mixed
messages.
270
00:14:08,250 --> 00:14:10,233
-I'm so confused.
Just leave me alone!
-I've come here to
reconcile...
271
00:14:12,316 --> 00:14:15,283
-How do you do? I'm Niles.
-Hi.
272
00:14:15,316 --> 00:14:18,330
Do you know what's going
on
between her and this guy?
273
00:14:18,660 --> 00:14:19,116
Why? What have you heard?
274
00:14:19,150 --> 00:14:22,830
[♪♪♪]
275
00:14:25,116 --> 00:14:28,116
Jack, you know,
you are so well-adjusted.
276
00:14:28,150 --> 00:14:30,150
I mean, you have
your own law firm
277
00:14:30,183 --> 00:14:34,500
and you sculpt and you sky dive.
278
00:14:34,830 --> 00:14:35,300
No, no, no.
I had to give that
up.
279
00:14:35,333 --> 00:14:38,500
-Why?
-The dog kept throwing up.
280
00:14:39,316 --> 00:14:42,350
[LAUGHS]
281
00:14:42,383 --> 00:14:44,333
I'm damn glad I met you.
282
00:14:44,366 --> 00:14:47,330
I mean, it's so nice
to meet a guy
283
00:14:47,660 --> 00:14:49,830
that appreciates you
for your inner self,
284
00:14:49,116 --> 00:14:50,350
and not just for the way
you look.
285
00:14:50,383 --> 00:14:53,266
A '90s Jacqueline Smith.
286
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,283
Well, it really doesn't
matter
to me. You can weigh a
ton.
287
00:14:56,316 --> 00:14:58,660
I can't see you, Fran.
288
00:15:02,383 --> 00:15:06,300
You know, Mr. Sheffield
just thinks of me as an
object.
289
00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:09,316
I know. He's only attracted
to you because of how you
look
290
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,416
and it really bugs you.
291
00:15:11,450 --> 00:15:14,350
I think you're just going
out
with a guy who can't see
292
00:15:14,383 --> 00:15:16,133
because you think
you have something to
prove.
293
00:15:16,166 --> 00:15:19,133
-That's not true.
-Yes, it is.
294
00:15:19,166 --> 00:15:20,433
You're so hung up on this guy
295
00:15:20,466 --> 00:15:23,350
you've mentioned his name
35 times in the last hour.
296
00:15:23,383 --> 00:15:25,300
It's just that
me and Mr. Sheffield--
297
00:15:25,333 --> 00:15:27,183
Thirty-six.
298
00:15:28,400 --> 00:15:31,350
You know, I really think that
you should try and convince him
299
00:15:31,383 --> 00:15:35,300
that you're more
than just a '90s Kate
Smith.
300
00:15:35,333 --> 00:15:38,166
You know, I think that
you should know someone
a little better
301
00:15:38,200 --> 00:15:41,433
before you start pegging them
with such deadly accuracy.
302
00:15:43,350 --> 00:15:48,500
Oh, Jack, I'm so sorry.
I really am using you.
303
00:15:48,830 --> 00:15:50,116
How can I ever
make it up to you?
304
00:15:50,150 --> 00:15:51,300
It's all right.
305
00:15:51,333 --> 00:15:55,330
Forget about it.
Come on, I'll buy you a
drink.
306
00:15:55,660 --> 00:15:57,433
Maybe I can even talk you
into a plate of potato
skins.
307
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:01,400
You know, for your
information,
I am giving you
308
00:16:01,433 --> 00:16:03,283
such a dirty look right now.
309
00:16:04,416 --> 00:16:06,150
Oh, my.
310
00:16:06,183 --> 00:16:08,483
Oh, oh, oh. It's a bally.
Here you go, kids.
311
00:16:09,160 --> 00:16:10,233
-Here's your ball.
-[YELLING] No, Fran!
Don't throw the ball!
312
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:11,466
Don't throw
the ball!
313
00:16:12,000 --> 00:16:13,350
[CRASHES]
314
00:16:13,383 --> 00:16:16,100
[♪♪♪]
315
00:16:18,330 --> 00:16:20,366
Fran, you're taking this
pretty well.
316
00:16:20,400 --> 00:16:24,660
Being dumped by a blind guy.
317
00:16:24,100 --> 00:16:28,333
Ma, don't you see, he has
no idea what I look like.
318
00:16:28,366 --> 00:16:31,483
He dumped me
for who I really
am.
319
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:35,433
[DOOR BUZZES]
320
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:40,283
Oh, it's Pauly, the butcher.
321
00:16:44,133 --> 00:16:45,416
Hi, Pauly.
322
00:16:45,450 --> 00:16:48,830
Oh, is that a new apron?
323
00:16:48,116 --> 00:16:51,150
It makes you look so
scwelt.
[CHUCKLES]
324
00:16:52,150 --> 00:16:54,300
I put an extra breast in,
325
00:16:55,433 --> 00:16:59,660
not that you need any help
in that department.
326
00:16:59,100 --> 00:17:02,116
[CHUCKLES]
Oh, you're terrible.
327
00:17:05,383 --> 00:17:08,150
Ma, now I know why
all the other kids
328
00:17:08,183 --> 00:17:09,400
were bringing Fluffernutters
to school
329
00:17:09,433 --> 00:17:12,366
while I was bringing veal
medallions on Wonder bread.
330
00:17:15,316 --> 00:17:19,266
You know, ma, when you flirt
and use your looks like that,
331
00:17:19,300 --> 00:17:21,400
men do not respect you.
332
00:17:21,433 --> 00:17:24,416
What's with the women's lib
all of a sudden?
333
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,433
When did you become
Gloria Estefan?
334
00:17:32,433 --> 00:17:35,216
That's
Gloria Steinbrenner,
ma.
335
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:40,266
There is nothing wrong
336
00:17:40,300 --> 00:17:43,283
with a woman using
her God-given gifts.
337
00:17:45,383 --> 00:17:47,100
Well, apparently, there is,
338
00:17:47,133 --> 00:17:50,233
because Mr. Sheffield thinks
that he can say he loves me--
339
00:17:50,266 --> 00:17:52,333
[GASPS]
He said he loved you?
340
00:17:52,366 --> 00:17:54,483
Oh, that wonderful man.
341
00:17:55,160 --> 00:17:57,166
He took it back.
342
00:17:57,200 --> 00:18:00,133
I'll call Yetta.
She'll put a curse on him.
343
00:18:03,166 --> 00:18:05,250
Don't call Yetta, ma.
344
00:18:05,283 --> 00:18:07,150
I already left a
message
on her machine.
345
00:18:09,150 --> 00:18:14,250
-So why did he take it back?
-Because he doesn't respect me.
346
00:18:14,283 --> 00:18:17,233
To him,
I'm just another pretty
face.
347
00:18:17,266 --> 00:18:19,400
Darling, that is crap.
348
00:18:23,383 --> 00:18:26,450
Ma, you don't know what
you're
talking about. Just drop it.
349
00:18:26,483 --> 00:18:30,350
He took it back
because he's a basket case.
350
00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:33,450
All right, pick it up.
351
00:18:35,250 --> 00:18:38,160
We don't have the market
on guilt, you know.
352
00:18:38,500 --> 00:18:40,400
Guilt over the late wife,
guilt over the kids,
353
00:18:40,433 --> 00:18:43,450
guilt over marrying
out of his class.
354
00:18:43,483 --> 00:18:46,350
Gee, ma, you know,
I think you're right.
355
00:18:46,383 --> 00:18:49,116
It isn't me. It's him.
356
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:52,200
I never realized
how tortured and unhappy he is.
357
00:18:52,233 --> 00:18:54,366
Oh, this makes me
feel
so much better.
358
00:18:55,383 --> 00:18:57,500
[DOOR BUZZES]
359
00:18:57,830 --> 00:19:00,660
-Oy. It's the cable man.
-Ma...
360
00:19:05,483 --> 00:19:07,183
This one's on me.
361
00:19:09,330 --> 00:19:10,366
You want free Cinemax?
362
00:19:14,183 --> 00:19:17,300
[SLOW MUSIC PLAYING]
363
00:19:18,116 --> 00:19:20,150
Oh, here you are.
364
00:19:20,183 --> 00:19:21,250
Why don't you come inside?
365
00:19:21,283 --> 00:19:22,383
We're about to watchTwister
366
00:19:22,416 --> 00:19:24,216
on the Movie Channel.
367
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:27,183
-We don't get that.
-We do now.
368
00:19:30,330 --> 00:19:33,830
Listen, I've been thinking
about what happened,
369
00:19:33,116 --> 00:19:37,316
and...I understand.
370
00:19:37,350 --> 00:19:39,466
-You do?
-Mm-hmm.
371
00:19:40,000 --> 00:19:42,350
You're emotionally fucocked.
372
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,333
Well, that's
a little harsh, Ms. Fine.
373
00:19:48,366 --> 00:19:50,433
Just a little fordray.
374
00:19:52,216 --> 00:19:53,300
Maybe famished.
375
00:19:55,200 --> 00:19:59,330
All I'm saying is that
you are afraid of your
feelings
376
00:19:59,660 --> 00:20:01,100
so you just relate to
me
superficially.
377
00:20:01,133 --> 00:20:04,300
I mean, we flirt, we play games.
I prance around in short skirts.
378
00:20:04,333 --> 00:20:06,150
You let me
get away with
anything.
379
00:20:06,183 --> 00:20:07,366
What?
380
00:20:07,400 --> 00:20:10,333
You get into more trouble
than the children, Ms. Fine.
381
00:20:10,366 --> 00:20:12,216
I punished you just last week.
382
00:20:14,416 --> 00:20:16,500
Oh, yeah.
383
00:20:16,830 --> 00:20:18,100
That was when you made me
take those shoes back
384
00:20:18,133 --> 00:20:20,166
that I said I bought for Maggie.
385
00:20:20,200 --> 00:20:21,333
Right.
386
00:20:21,366 --> 00:20:23,416
Just like those,
only a different color.
387
00:20:23,450 --> 00:20:26,150
Ah...yeah.
388
00:20:28,316 --> 00:20:30,483
In fact, you know,
Ms. Fine, you're right.
389
00:20:31,160 --> 00:20:34,300
I am afraid. That's,
that's why I took it back.
390
00:20:34,333 --> 00:20:36,000
I know.
391
00:20:36,330 --> 00:20:38,150
I've only really been in love
once in my life before
392
00:20:38,183 --> 00:20:40,450
and when my wife died, I...
393
00:20:40,483 --> 00:20:43,466
Well, I'm just afraid of going
through all that pain again.
394
00:20:46,133 --> 00:20:48,250
I mean, what if it didn't
work out between us?
395
00:20:48,283 --> 00:20:49,416
What about the children?
396
00:20:49,450 --> 00:20:52,330
Well, it would be hard
at first,
397
00:20:52,660 --> 00:20:54,366
but we'd let you
come visit us on weekends.
398
00:20:57,330 --> 00:21:00,250
Oh, Ms. Fine, what if
something happened between us?
399
00:21:00,283 --> 00:21:02,483
It could ruin
everything we have.
400
00:21:03,160 --> 00:21:05,166
Or it could add
a whole another
dimension
401
00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,100
that wouldn't be
entirely
unpleasant.
402
00:21:08,133 --> 00:21:10,160
Or it could ruin it.
403
00:21:10,500 --> 00:21:11,350
It's happened before.
404
00:21:12,450 --> 00:21:15,100
So, we agree then.
405
00:21:16,166 --> 00:21:18,283
-Friends?
-Friends.
406
00:21:38,216 --> 00:21:40,166
-Friends.
-Friends.
407
00:21:54,216 --> 00:22:00,166
-So why did he take it back?
-Because he doesn't respect me.
408
00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,383
He...
409
00:22:01,416 --> 00:22:03,433
[LAUGHS]
410
00:22:03,466 --> 00:22:05,266
We don't have the...
411
00:22:07,433 --> 00:22:10,216
And I just popped another
piece
of cake in my mouth.
412
00:22:10,250 --> 00:22:12,160
What's wrong with me?
413
00:22:12,500 --> 00:22:13,250
[DOOR BUZZES]
414
00:22:13,283 --> 00:22:16,250
-Oy. It's the cable man.
-Ma...
415
00:22:21,450 --> 00:22:25,266
This one's on me.
Want some free Cinemax?
416
00:22:25,300 --> 00:22:27,166
[BOTH LAUGHING]
417
00:22:30,416 --> 00:22:32,433
Who are these people?
418
00:22:34,400 --> 00:22:36,333
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]