1
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Will you stop
with that face already?

2
00:00:05,416 --> 00:00:07,333
Nobody's gonna be
looking at you.

3
00:00:07,366 --> 00:00:09,466
You're the bridesmaid,
not the bride.

4
00:00:10,000 --> 00:00:13,330
That's a sentence
you can't hear often enough.

5
00:00:14,416 --> 00:00:18,250
Excuse me, Sylvia, did you say
you wanted waffles or pancakes?

6
00:00:18,283 --> 00:00:21,830
"And." I said, "And."

7
00:00:23,466 --> 00:00:26,483
Wow, Fran, great dress.

8
00:00:27,160 --> 00:00:29,250
Hey, when are you gonna
get the sheep to match?

9
00:00:30,133 --> 00:00:32,233
That's it. I'm not going.

10
00:00:32,266 --> 00:00:36,233
Don't listen to him.
When did he become Elsa
Klensch?

11
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If you wanna know about
fashion,
take a cue from me.

12
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[LAUGHS] Oh, my God.

13
00:00:49,416 --> 00:00:53,166
Gracie, stop laughing.
Fran looks beautiful.

14
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No, really, Fran, cool dress.

15
00:00:59,830 --> 00:01:02,216
I guess we won't be clearing
a space for her academy award.

16
00:01:03,400 --> 00:01:06,150
Fran, when you get married,
can I be your flower girl?

17
00:01:06,183 --> 00:01:09,500
Sure honey, if you still feel
the same way when you're 40.

18
00:01:11,830 --> 00:01:14,266
Here you are, Sylvia,
waffles and pancakes.

19
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You didn't have light?

20
00:01:19,333 --> 00:01:21,250
Sylvia, the barn door is open,

21
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and the horses
have left the building.

22
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Ma.... ma....

23
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[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]

24
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<i>♪♪ She was working</i>
<i>in a bridal shop</i>
<i>in Flushing, Queens ♪♪</i>

25
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<i>♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>kicked her out ♪♪</i>

26
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<i>♪♪ In one of those</i>
<i>crushing scenes ♪♪</i>

27
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<i>♪♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪♪</i>

28
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<i>♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪</i>

29
00:01:48,400 --> 00:01:51,100
<i>♪♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>from Flushing to the</i>
<i>Sheffield's door ♪♪</i>

30
00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:53,416
<i>♪♪ She was there</i>
<i>to sell makeup,</i>
<i>but the father saw more ♪♪</i>

31
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<i>♪♪ She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there! ♪♪</i>

32
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<i>♪♪ That's how</i>
<i>she became the nanny! ♪♪</i>

33
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<i>♪♪ Who would have guessed that</i>
<i>the girl we've described ♪♪</i>

34
00:02:02,466 --> 00:02:05,160
<i>♪♪ Was just exactly what</i>
<i>the doctor prescribed? ♪♪</i>

35
00:02:05,500 --> 00:02:06,200
<i>♪♪ Now the father</i>
<i>finds her beguiling ♪♪</i>

36
00:02:06,233 --> 00:02:07,450
<i>♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪</i>

37
00:02:07,483 --> 00:02:09,660
<i>♪♪ And the kids</i>
<i>are actually smiling ♪♪</i>

38
00:02:09,100 --> 00:02:10,266
<i>♪♪ Such</i><i>♪♪</i>

39
00:02:10,300 --> 00:02:12,000
<i>♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪</i>

40
00:02:12,330 --> 00:02:16,183
<i>♪♪ when everybody else</i>
<i>is wearing tan ♪♪</i>

41
00:02:16,216 --> 00:02:18,150
<i>♪♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪♪</i>

42
00:02:18,183 --> 00:02:19,450
<i>♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪</i>

43
00:02:26,333 --> 00:02:29,416
[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]

44
00:02:37,183 --> 00:02:39,466
I wish I could
dance
like that.

45
00:02:40,000 --> 00:02:42,400
-You mean swing?
-I mean with a man.

46
00:02:45,330 --> 00:02:47,483
You know, Fran,
if you really want to dance,

47
00:02:48,160 --> 00:02:49,466
I'll dance with you.

48
00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:52,316
Oh, Val, I never pictured
swinging with you.

49
00:02:54,266 --> 00:02:57,300
Really?
You never had that fantasy?

50
00:03:02,100 --> 00:03:05,000
-No.
-Me neither.

51
00:03:06,416 --> 00:03:11,330
Oh, I still don't have a date
for my cousin's wedding.

52
00:03:12,200 --> 00:03:14,160
What are you doing on Saturday?

53
00:03:14,500 --> 00:03:17,316
Oh, all of a sudden,
I'm good enough for
you?

54
00:03:17,350 --> 00:03:20,830
I feel amazed that we haven't
even been picked up yet.

55
00:03:20,116 --> 00:03:22,233
I mean, look around.

56
00:03:22,266 --> 00:03:26,660
Have you ever seen such a bunch
of pathetic desperate women?

57
00:03:26,100 --> 00:03:28,000
Oh, hi, Miss Babcock.

58
00:03:28,330 --> 00:03:30,283
-Hi.
-Hi.

59
00:03:30,316 --> 00:03:34,366
Wow! What a surprise
running into you here.

60
00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:38,660
Well, you know,
I'll try anything once.

61
00:03:38,100 --> 00:03:40,000
C.C., your usual?

62
00:03:42,233 --> 00:03:44,116
Oh, it's all right.

63
00:03:44,150 --> 00:03:46,433
Come on, we're all here
for the same reason.

64
00:03:46,466 --> 00:03:48,183
Well, speak for yourself,
Nanny Fine.

65
00:03:48,216 --> 00:03:51,660
I just came
for a tall black Russian.

66
00:03:51,100 --> 00:03:53,383
I'd be happy
with a short tan Jew.

67
00:03:56,233 --> 00:03:59,466
-Oh, hey, Miss Babcock.
Where you going?
-Oh, yeah. Where you going?

68
00:04:00,000 --> 00:04:01,316
Hang out with us a little bit.

69
00:04:01,350 --> 00:04:03,350
You know, just because I work
with the kids all day

70
00:04:03,383 --> 00:04:05,000
doesn't mean I can't engage

71
00:04:05,330 --> 00:04:07,483
in intelligent,
adult conversation.

72
00:04:09,150 --> 00:04:12,283
So when was the last time
you had sexola?

73
00:04:16,150 --> 00:04:20,160
Oh! The next one is on me,
Miss Babcock.

74
00:04:20,500 --> 00:04:21,416
Well, thanks, Val.

75
00:04:21,450 --> 00:04:25,200
-You know my name?
-Of course, I know your name.

76
00:04:25,233 --> 00:04:28,133
Yeah. But you never
called me Val before.

77
00:04:28,166 --> 00:04:30,116
I always thought you hated me

78
00:04:30,150 --> 00:04:32,200
but everyone told me
I was being stupid.

79
00:04:32,233 --> 00:04:35,283
Well, don't listen
to other people.
You were absolutely right.

80
00:04:37,830 --> 00:04:38,283
Excuse me, ladies.

81
00:04:39,366 --> 00:04:41,383
Which one of you
ordered the short Jew?

82
00:04:41,416 --> 00:04:43,116
[ALL] Me!

83
00:04:44,350 --> 00:04:47,183
No, this woman
had a really distinct
voice.

84
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Hi.

85
00:04:50,200 --> 00:04:53,830
You must have
really deformed adenoids.

86
00:04:54,216 --> 00:04:56,233
That's your idea of a come-on?

87
00:04:57,183 --> 00:04:59,316
I'm sorry. I'm a doctor.

88
00:04:59,350 --> 00:05:01,283
Come on.

89
00:05:03,160 --> 00:05:05,183
[♪♪♪]

90
00:05:08,366 --> 00:05:11,330
And then
the beautiful Snow White

91
00:05:11,660 --> 00:05:13,416
and the handsome Prince Charming

92
00:05:13,450 --> 00:05:16,350
lived happily ever after.

93
00:05:18,660 --> 00:05:21,500
This story really
screws
with women's heads.

94
00:05:23,830 --> 00:05:24,166
Huh?

95
00:05:25,283 --> 00:05:27,333
Well, what are the women
out there supposed to do,

96
00:05:27,366 --> 00:05:30,350
who look more
like Grumpy and Dopey?

97
00:05:30,383 --> 00:05:32,333
Well, that's why
they sell Clinique-y.

98
00:05:34,433 --> 00:05:37,133
Oh, Miss Fine,
where are you off to?

99
00:05:37,166 --> 00:05:39,166
I'm seeing an ear,
nose and throat
man.

100
00:05:39,200 --> 00:05:43,400
Oh, so, you finally
heard yourself on a tape
recorder, huh?

101
00:05:43,433 --> 00:05:46,466
Well, now you know what we have
to live with day in and day out.

102
00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,000
You meant seeing him socially,
didn't you?

103
00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:51,466
You know,
I may have a funny voice,

104
00:05:52,000 --> 00:05:54,383
but at least I ain't
the one sitting home alone,

105
00:05:54,416 --> 00:05:56,116
revisiting<i>Brideshead.</i>

106
00:05:58,660 --> 00:06:01,183
So, Miss Fine,
what's this Bob fellow like?

107
00:06:01,216 --> 00:06:03,316
Oh, he is so adorable.
You're gonna love him.

108
00:06:03,350 --> 00:06:06,830
-I can't wait
for you to meet him.
-Well, the important thing

109
00:06:06,116 --> 00:06:09,500
is that you love him, Miss Fine.

110
00:06:09,830 --> 00:06:12,450
-Do you love him, Miss Fine?
-Don't be ridiculous.

111
00:06:12,483 --> 00:06:14,483
It took me three years
to fall in love with you,

112
00:06:15,160 --> 00:06:17,233
whose chocolate beverage...
Moving on.

113
00:06:18,466 --> 00:06:21,116
Miss Fine, I believe
your young man just pulled up

114
00:06:21,150 --> 00:06:22,433
in his $80,000 Porsche.

115
00:06:22,466 --> 00:06:25,000
-Oh. Convertible?
-No.

116
00:06:25,330 --> 00:06:26,166
Mine is a convertible.

117
00:06:26,200 --> 00:06:29,416
Yes, plus, you have
that cool window Garfield.

118
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[DOORBELL RINGS]

119
00:06:34,300 --> 00:06:36,166
-Hi, Fran.
-Hi, Bob.

120
00:06:36,200 --> 00:06:38,416
-God. You look great.
-Thanks.

121
00:06:38,450 --> 00:06:41,266
Oh, Bob, you can't park there.
It's illegal.

122
00:06:41,300 --> 00:06:43,483
Fran, I'm a doctor.
I can park anywhere.

123
00:06:45,466 --> 00:06:49,483
Even at a red curb,
like in front of Ben &
Jerry's?

124
00:06:50,160 --> 00:06:52,483
Even at a fire hydrant
in front of Loehmann's.

125
00:06:56,366 --> 00:07:00,266
Here's a towel, sir.
Go ahead and throw it in.

126
00:07:00,300 --> 00:07:02,416
Mr. Sheffield,
I'd like you to meet Bob.

127
00:07:02,450 --> 00:07:05,000
-Bob. My boss, Mr. Sheffield.
-How do you do?

128
00:07:05,330 --> 00:07:06,300
I noticed your Porsche outside.

129
00:07:06,333 --> 00:07:08,100
I'm just a little curious.

130
00:07:08,133 --> 00:07:10,160
Why didn't you get
the convertible?

131
00:07:10,500 --> 00:07:12,400
Well, it's a little mid-life
crisis if you know what I
mean.

132
00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:16,116
[LAUGHS]

133
00:07:16,150 --> 00:07:20,160
Oh, there's nothing in here
to get me out this.

134
00:07:20,500 --> 00:07:21,400
Fran, I wish I'd met you sooner.

135
00:07:22,300 --> 00:07:23,366
Where were you
ten years ago?

136
00:07:23,400 --> 00:07:26,116
At my sweet sixteen party.

137
00:07:26,150 --> 00:07:27,433
[BOTH LAUGHING]

138
00:07:29,350 --> 00:07:32,250
We should get going.
I hope you like
lobster.

139
00:07:32,283 --> 00:07:36,660
I hope you like a very
hands-on
mother-in-law.

140
00:07:37,233 --> 00:07:40,216
Well, he seems like a nice chap.

141
00:07:40,250 --> 00:07:42,300
Funny, handsome, personable.

142
00:07:42,333 --> 00:07:45,416
Oh, but, sir, you have
that shiny red convertible.

143
00:07:47,330 --> 00:07:48,216
Sir, could I have some time off

144
00:07:48,250 --> 00:07:51,150
to see a doctor about this
self-destructive behavior?

145
00:07:52,316 --> 00:07:55,350
[♪♪♪]

146
00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,283
Mm. Yeah. It's
good.
It's... yeah.

147
00:08:02,316 --> 00:08:04,133
Your glands
don't seem swollen at all.

148
00:08:04,166 --> 00:08:05,316
No, you're fine.

149
00:08:07,133 --> 00:08:12,660
Oh, wow. Lobster, dancing
and a free check-up.

150
00:08:13,183 --> 00:08:14,383
You know, maybe next time
I see you,

151
00:08:14,416 --> 00:08:16,416
you could bring some of those
paper hospital robes.

152
00:08:16,450 --> 00:08:20,133
They're really great for
when I dye my Easter eggs.

153
00:08:22,216 --> 00:08:25,830
Fran, I can't believe
how well we're connecting.

154
00:08:25,116 --> 00:08:27,100
It's like I can
tell you
anything. It's...

155
00:08:27,133 --> 00:08:30,660
-It's like you're a...
-Not a sister or a friend?

156
00:08:30,100 --> 00:08:33,383
[LAUGHS] Just kidding.

157
00:08:33,416 --> 00:08:36,333
I just hate when women
come across so desperate.

158
00:08:36,366 --> 00:08:39,500
Does this place
come with walk-in closets?

159
00:08:42,416 --> 00:08:44,830
Yeah.

160
00:08:44,116 --> 00:08:48,133
So, um,
you want children someday?

161
00:08:50,116 --> 00:08:52,660
Yes.

162
00:08:52,100 --> 00:08:54,266
-Is your mother alive?
-No.

163
00:08:54,300 --> 00:08:55,366
Take me.

164
00:08:58,250 --> 00:09:02,216
FRAN [THINKING]:
<i>Oh, this guy is class plus.</i>

165
00:09:02,250 --> 00:09:08,466
<i>If I marry him, I'll be</i>
<i>just like Alexis on</i>
Dynasty.

166
00:09:09,000 --> 00:09:11,350
<i>I wonder if they got</i>
<i>good bagels in Denver?</i>

167
00:09:11,383 --> 00:09:14,466
[♪♪♪]

168
00:09:22,450 --> 00:09:24,183
Hello, darling.

169
00:09:25,450 --> 00:09:27,233
Angel, you're a vision.

170
00:09:27,266 --> 00:09:31,200
So stunning. Look at you,
and all without a stitch
of make-up.

171
00:09:31,233 --> 00:09:34,250
FRAN [THINKING]:
<i>Oy, is this a good fantasy?</i>

172
00:09:37,100 --> 00:09:40,250
Francesca, bring me
my three precious children.

173
00:09:40,283 --> 00:09:42,283
Sweetness,
you hired a new nanny?

174
00:09:42,316 --> 00:09:44,483
Yes, and she's brilliant.

175
00:09:45,160 --> 00:09:47,416
I just hope
I can trust you around her

176
00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:51,316
with those tiny little
skirts
and stiletto heels.

177
00:09:58,250 --> 00:10:00,300
FRAN [THINKING]:<i>I'm no fool.</i>

178
00:10:08,250 --> 00:10:10,250
Hello, Lalique.

179
00:10:13,300 --> 00:10:16,100
You're looking butch as always.

180
00:10:19,150 --> 00:10:20,233
You're just jealous

181
00:10:20,266 --> 00:10:23,330
'cause I don't have
to wear shoulder pads.

182
00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:29,233
I was a damn fool.
It's you I've loved all along.

183
00:10:30,333 --> 00:10:32,333
I should have married you
when I had the chance.

184
00:10:33,316 --> 00:10:37,350
Yadda, yadda, yadda.
I'm happy now.

185
00:10:40,216 --> 00:10:42,283
You stay away from my husband,

186
00:10:42,316 --> 00:10:45,283
you gorgeous woman
with a perfect figure.

187
00:10:46,483 --> 00:10:49,200
C.C. [THINKING]:<i>Gee, I wonder</i>
<i>whose fantasy this is?</i>

188
00:11:01,100 --> 00:11:02,450
You schlub!

189
00:11:16,466 --> 00:11:20,250
FRAN [THINKING]:<i>At 29, my life</i>
<i>is finally going to be perfect.</i>

190
00:11:20,283 --> 00:11:24,830
<i>Twenty nine?</i>
<i>Oy, I'm lying to me now.</i>

191
00:11:26,450 --> 00:11:29,330
[♪♪♪]

192
00:11:32,316 --> 00:11:36,000
Raise your hand
if you're in love.

193
00:11:39,316 --> 00:11:41,383
Raise your hand
if you're going to die

194
00:11:41,416 --> 00:11:43,433
a bitter, lonely-old-Englishman.

195
00:11:49,200 --> 00:11:51,333
-Miss Fine?
-Oh, no, thanks, Niles.

196
00:11:51,366 --> 00:11:53,350
I'm not hungry.

197
00:11:53,383 --> 00:11:57,116
I know.
I can't eat. I'm too happy.

198
00:11:57,150 --> 00:12:00,166
It's like I've been possessed
by a gentile.

199
00:12:02,150 --> 00:12:05,133
-Will you stop following me?
-Why?

200
00:12:05,166 --> 00:12:07,483
Because I don't want to
be your friend!

201
00:12:08,160 --> 00:12:10,200
Oh, how can I
make you understand?

202
00:12:10,233 --> 00:12:11,483
I don't like you.

203
00:12:12,466 --> 00:12:15,133
I understand that.
I'm not stupid.

204
00:12:15,166 --> 00:12:20,150
What I don't understand is,
why?
Why, Miss Babcock? Why?

205
00:12:21,400 --> 00:12:24,300
What's this I hear you're
going
to the wedding with Val?

206
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:26,133
You know what the
family
is gonna think?

207
00:12:26,166 --> 00:12:28,316
What, ma? That I'm gay?

208
00:12:29,266 --> 00:12:31,483
That I don't mind.

209
00:12:32,160 --> 00:12:34,383
But you couldn't do
better than Val?

210
00:12:37,383 --> 00:12:41,150
Oh, does Ellen really wanna
put herself through this?

211
00:12:42,250 --> 00:12:44,266
What the hell is wrong with you?

212
00:12:44,300 --> 00:12:45,350
Ma!

213
00:12:45,383 --> 00:12:47,166
Not you. You.

214
00:12:47,466 --> 00:12:50,330
A plate? Hello!

215
00:12:55,150 --> 00:12:57,200
Ma, I didn't wanna tell you this

216
00:12:57,233 --> 00:12:59,466
'cause you always get
so carried away, but...

217
00:13:00,000 --> 00:13:03,350
Ma, I met
the man I'm gonna marry.

218
00:13:03,383 --> 00:13:06,500
-Oh, my God!
-What? What?

219
00:13:06,830 --> 00:13:09,000
Oh, Ms. Fine, don't you think
you're moving a little too
fast?

220
00:13:09,330 --> 00:13:12,150
Please, you don't know how old
she is. She's gonna be 30...

221
00:13:17,483 --> 00:13:21,283
Chocolate chip in the pancakes?

222
00:13:23,150 --> 00:13:25,416
Meanwhile,
if you like this guy so much,

223
00:13:25,450 --> 00:13:27,416
why don't you take him
to the wedding?

224
00:13:27,450 --> 00:13:30,466
It'll give him a chance
to meet the whole family.

225
00:13:50,116 --> 00:13:52,433
I think you just answered
your own question, ma.

226
00:13:54,233 --> 00:13:56,366
[♪♪♪]

227
00:14:02,316 --> 00:14:04,000
You should be glad

228
00:14:04,330 --> 00:14:06,466
your daughter's
a spinster, Sylvia.

229
00:14:07,000 --> 00:14:09,100
This wedding cost me a fortune.

230
00:14:11,160 --> 00:14:14,233
That would explain why you
couldn't get your hair
colored.

231
00:14:18,830 --> 00:14:22,000
["HERE COME'S THE BRIDE"
PLAYING]

232
00:14:26,330 --> 00:14:28,133
-Fran?
-Bob.

233
00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,433
-What are you doing here?
-What are you doing here?

234
00:14:34,466 --> 00:14:36,366
Isn't it adorable.

235
00:14:36,400 --> 00:14:40,116
Let me get a picture of you
and your cousin Bob.

236
00:14:43,660 --> 00:14:45,100
-Cousins?
-Cousins?

237
00:14:45,133 --> 00:14:47,133
[BOTH SPIT]

238
00:14:47,166 --> 00:14:48,300
[CAMERA CLICKS]

239
00:14:57,416 --> 00:15:00,133
Now, Miss Fine,
I thought a spot of hot tea

240
00:15:00,166 --> 00:15:02,416
and a little pound cake
might help.

241
00:15:02,450 --> 00:15:08,400
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
does it have a glaze on it?

242
00:15:10,183 --> 00:15:13,183
Sheffield, What's wrong with me?

243
00:15:13,216 --> 00:15:15,416
Why can't I meet the right guy?

244
00:15:15,450 --> 00:15:18,300
Every time I think
something's going right,

245
00:15:18,333 --> 00:15:20,283
something weird happens.

246
00:15:20,316 --> 00:15:24,166
You say you love me
and then you take it back.

247
00:15:24,200 --> 00:15:26,200
Another guy
turns out to be a thief.

248
00:15:26,233 --> 00:15:28,383
Then there's your brother,
which you know nothing about.

249
00:15:28,416 --> 00:15:30,500
Moving on.

250
00:15:31,250 --> 00:15:33,350
Thank you.

251
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:37,466
Oh, God, Miss Fine,
I can't take this anymore.

252
00:15:38,000 --> 00:15:41,660
Watching you with Bob,
watching you with all these
other dates,

253
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:44,350
constantly getting involved
with
men who are no good for you.

254
00:15:44,383 --> 00:15:48,216
Ms. Fine, it's time
I did something
I should have done ages
ago.

255
00:15:48,250 --> 00:15:53,216
Oh Mr. Sheffield,
what are you saying?

256
00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:55,000
Oh, wait a second.

257
00:15:55,330 --> 00:15:58,183
I have a feeling
this is gonna be
a memorable moment

258
00:15:58,216 --> 00:16:00,166
and I wanna have my lips on.

259
00:16:01,150 --> 00:16:04,216
-Miss Fine...
-Yes, Mr. Sheffield?

260
00:16:04,250 --> 00:16:07,116
I think it's time
I sent you to a therapist.

261
00:16:11,283 --> 00:16:13,466
Not a lipstick moment.

262
00:16:15,183 --> 00:16:18,233
A pound cake moment.

263
00:16:20,150 --> 00:16:23,216
[♪♪♪]

264
00:16:28,350 --> 00:16:32,830
Fran,
why exactly did you come here?

265
00:16:32,116 --> 00:16:34,450
Oh, well,
'cause Mr. Sheffield's
paying.

266
00:16:36,366 --> 00:16:38,150
And who is Mr. Sheffield?

267
00:16:38,183 --> 00:16:41,500
Well, he's the guy I live
with.
Actually, my boss.

268
00:16:41,830 --> 00:16:43,316
He told me that he loved me,
and then he took it back

269
00:16:43,350 --> 00:16:46,160
before anything happened,
except the time I saw him
naked,

270
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,500
which was really an accident,
like the time that I woke up
with him in bed.

271
00:16:50,283 --> 00:16:53,660
But, you know,
this isn't the problem.

272
00:16:53,333 --> 00:16:55,133
[LAUGHS]

273
00:16:56,000 --> 00:16:57,483
Oh, you're serious?

274
00:17:01,166 --> 00:17:03,216
Well, you know
what I'd like to do, Fran?

275
00:17:03,250 --> 00:17:05,500
A little word association.

276
00:17:05,830 --> 00:17:08,166
I'm gonna say a word,
and then you just tell me
whatever comes to mind.

277
00:17:08,200 --> 00:17:10,350
-Good.
-You'll be amazed
at what we can uncover.

278
00:17:10,383 --> 00:17:12,433
-Um, coffee?
-Cake.

279
00:17:14,150 --> 00:17:16,383
No, it hasn't begun yet.
I'm just offering.

280
00:17:16,416 --> 00:17:19,333
-Oh, what? Cake?
-Coffee.

281
00:17:19,366 --> 00:17:21,133
Pass.

282
00:17:24,450 --> 00:17:27,233
-All right. Let's begin.
-Okay.

283
00:17:27,266 --> 00:17:29,160
Here's the first word.

284
00:17:29,450 --> 00:17:31,166
-Man.
-Husband.

285
00:17:32,160 --> 00:17:33,433
-Doctor.
-And Mrs.

286
00:17:35,316 --> 00:17:37,133
-Pen.
-Pre-nup.

287
00:17:38,316 --> 00:17:41,100
We seem to be
a little stuck here, Fran.

288
00:17:41,133 --> 00:17:44,150
Ah, try opening your mind
to all possibilities.

289
00:17:44,183 --> 00:17:45,383
Okay. Okay.

290
00:17:47,266 --> 00:17:49,830
-China.
-Pattern.

291
00:17:51,830 --> 00:17:53,160
-Fish.
-Or chicken.

292
00:17:55,350 --> 00:17:58,830
Do you ever think of anything
besides marriage?

293
00:17:58,116 --> 00:17:59,233
I do.

294
00:18:01,316 --> 00:18:04,333
-Fran, you're suffering
from an obsession.
-[GASPS]

295
00:18:04,366 --> 00:18:07,500
You know?
Now in order to solve this,

296
00:18:07,830 --> 00:18:08,316
we're going to have
to work together.

297
00:18:08,350 --> 00:18:11,183
You'll have to come to see me
three times a week.

298
00:18:11,216 --> 00:18:13,166
And I'll just call my contractor

299
00:18:13,200 --> 00:18:15,333
and tell him
to begin work on the new spa.

300
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,383
[FRAN LAUGHS]

301
00:18:19,416 --> 00:18:23,133
Oh, Dr. Miller,
I don't have an obsession.

302
00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:25,383
I just really, really,
really
wanna be married.

303
00:18:27,100 --> 00:18:29,433
What you need is not a man,
Fran, you need confidence.

304
00:18:29,466 --> 00:18:31,200
And until you
start working on that,

305
00:18:31,233 --> 00:18:34,150
you'll end up in an unhealthy
codependent relationship,

306
00:18:34,183 --> 00:18:36,233
like the one
I had with my ex-wife.

307
00:18:38,450 --> 00:18:40,133
You're single?

308
00:18:42,166 --> 00:18:44,316
[♪♪♪]

309
00:18:46,133 --> 00:18:47,316
-Hi.
-Hi.

310
00:18:47,350 --> 00:18:49,216
Now, come on Fran,
we gotta get to the club

311
00:18:49,250 --> 00:18:51,133
before all the good ones
are taken.

312
00:18:51,166 --> 00:18:54,300
Val, I'm in therapy now.
I'm not going to meet a
man.

313
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,450
I'm talking
about the quesadillas.

314
00:18:58,116 --> 00:18:59,333
I'll get my purse.

315
00:19:00,350 --> 00:19:02,216
Hi, Miss Babcock.

316
00:19:03,283 --> 00:19:05,366
Hi.

317
00:19:05,400 --> 00:19:08,383
Don't be so shy.
You haven't called me all
week.

318
00:19:08,416 --> 00:19:11,383
I tried but your
phone's
been disconnected.

319
00:19:11,416 --> 00:19:15,183
But don't worry.
Niles gave me your new number.

320
00:19:17,100 --> 00:19:19,116
Oh, he did. How sweet.

321
00:19:19,150 --> 00:19:22,116
I'll just have to go
and thank him for that.

322
00:19:24,250 --> 00:19:25,300
Oh, hi.

323
00:19:25,333 --> 00:19:28,216
Oh, well, Miss
Fine,
how was therapy?

324
00:19:28,250 --> 00:19:30,330
Oh, it is amazing.

325
00:19:30,660 --> 00:19:32,383
You know, Dr. Miller
is right on the money.

326
00:19:32,416 --> 00:19:34,160
Well, your money.

327
00:19:34,500 --> 00:19:35,216
[LAUGHS]

328
00:19:35,250 --> 00:19:39,000
Did you know that I was
obsessed
with wanting a relationship?

329
00:19:39,330 --> 00:19:41,400
Oh, I don't think that's
true.
Did he cure you?

330
00:19:42,483 --> 00:19:46,483
He told me that I have to
focus
on myself being an individual

331
00:19:47,160 --> 00:19:49,333
and to stop obsessing
on wanting to be married.

332
00:19:49,366 --> 00:19:51,830
The man's a genius.

333
00:19:51,116 --> 00:19:54,166
He said just let go of the past,

334
00:19:54,200 --> 00:19:58,316
forget about what you said
or didn't say or took back.

335
00:19:59,830 --> 00:20:01,500
The man's a God.

336
00:20:03,000 --> 00:20:05,116
Let's go, Fran. We're never
gonna get into the club.

337
00:20:05,150 --> 00:20:06,283
-Alrighty.
-Wait, wait, Miss Fine.

338
00:20:06,316 --> 00:20:08,216
You're going to a club
dressed like that?

339
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:10,300
Oh, yeah. You know,
it's part of my
therapy.

340
00:20:10,333 --> 00:20:12,150
I no longer dress for men.

341
00:20:12,183 --> 00:20:15,250
No more jumping on your desk
in tight little skirts.

342
00:20:15,283 --> 00:20:17,200
No more parading
around the house

343
00:20:17,233 --> 00:20:18,383
in cute little crop tops

344
00:20:18,416 --> 00:20:22,250
or wiggling around in my
bikinis
on the beach.

345
00:20:22,283 --> 00:20:24,266
Oh, by the way,
here's the bill.

346
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,383
What happened
to not dressing for
men?

347
00:20:38,416 --> 00:20:40,483
It's a process.

348
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,150
Meanwhile,
does he look depressed?

349
00:20:44,183 --> 00:20:45,450
Yeah.

350
00:20:45,483 --> 00:20:48,150
Therapy is working.

351
00:20:50,660 --> 00:20:52,416
[♪♪♪]

352
00:20:55,233 --> 00:20:57,150
-Happy?
-Meal.

353
00:20:59,250 --> 00:21:01,233
-Cold.
-Cuts.

354
00:21:03,300 --> 00:21:06,000
-House.
-Of Pancakes.

355
00:21:07,316 --> 00:21:08,366
Excuse me.

356
00:21:10,383 --> 00:21:12,166
Yes, this is Dr. Miller.

357
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:15,160
Why don't you go ahead
with the imported tile

358
00:21:15,500 --> 00:21:16,133
for the spa?

359
00:21:25,416 --> 00:21:28,000
[SWING MUSIC PLAYING]

360
00:21:46,166 --> 00:21:49,200
[THEME MUSIC PLAYING]