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[SNEEZING]

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Oh, God,
my allergies are so bad today.

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- Listen how stuffed up I
sound.
[SNIFFS]
- How can you tell?

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[LAUGHS]

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[SNEEZES]

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Oh! Oh, where's all the
tissues?
I thought this was a full box.

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Good morning.

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Fran, where are the
double stuffed Oreos?

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Shut up, Brighton.

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- Here, sweetheart.
[CHUCKLES]
- Thank you.

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Now, listen, we're gonna have
to be very sensitive

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where your sister is concerned.

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- She's eager to develop.
- Yeah, you're right.

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In couple of years,
we're just gonna have to go

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through the same thing
with Maggie.

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Oh, I don't know how I'm going
to get through this day.

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My only remaining single
friend
called to tell me
he's getting married.

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Oh, Niles, you poor thing.

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You're probably feeling
so vulnerable and insecure,
like a big loser.

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Welcome to my world, baby.

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It's just that I'm lonely,
Miss Fine.

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You don't know what it is to
be
the only one of your friends
who's not married.

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Hello.

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- And over 40.
- Not a clue.

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Oh, Niles, how I wish
that the woman of your dreams

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would just come walking
right through that door.

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Ugh.

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I have been tasting garlic
pesto
for two days now.

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Would she ever leave Morty?
What am I saying?

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Darling, I just won a contest

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- and I'm on my way over
right now to pick up my
prize.
- Oh!

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Nineteen inches of heaven.

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I'm so hoping it's a TV.

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Brand new Sony Trinitron.

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And all I had to do was fill
out
this little questionnaire
on retirement.

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- Oh.
- Sylvia, have you
eaten breakfast already?

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- What do you think?
- Then you'll just want
a little nosh.

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[GASPS]
I love you.

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And I love that perfume.
Good God, man, get a grip.

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Come on, Franny, we gotta
pick up the TV before 3:00.

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Ma, this is a scam.

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They're only trying
to lure you down there

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so they can talk you into
buying
a retirement condo in Boca?

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Let me get my bag.

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<i>♪♪ She was working</i>
<i>in a bridal shop</i>
<i>in Flushing, Queens ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ 'Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>kicked her out ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ in one of those</i>
<i>crushing scenes ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She was out on her fanny ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>from Flushing to the</i>
<i>Sheffield's door ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She was there</i>
<i>to sell makeup,</i>
<i>but the father saw more ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ That's how</i>
<i>she became the nanny! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Who would have guessed that</i>
<i>the girl we've described ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ was just exactly what</i>
<i>the doctor prescribed? ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Now the father</i>
<i>finds her beguiling ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Watch out, C.C.! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ And the kids</i>
<i>are actually smiling ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ Such joie de vivre! ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ She's the lady in red ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ when everybody else</i>
<i>is wearing tan ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪♪</i>

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<i>♪♪ The nanny named Fran! ♪♪</i>

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[TV MUSIC]

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An average day at Sun Lake
Village consists of waking
up,

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God willing...

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to breathtaking beaches, lush
foliage and unspoiled vistas.

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- Oh, Tony Roma's.
- Oh, Tony Roma's.

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Just six minutes
from a Loehmann's

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a 24 hour Cadillac dealership

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and the best prostate man
in South Florida.

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- See that guy in the front
row?
- Yeah.

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- I'll bet he's got great
hands.
- Yetta.

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What? One of us has to be
able to open the pickle jar.

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So, ma, what do you think?
This place looks fabulous.

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Oh, I couldn't make
a decision like this without
discussing it with your
father.

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And now for those of you
who are ready to make a deposit

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please, you'll join us for
complimentary coffee and cake.

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You know, I'm my own person.

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Do the appliances
come in avocado?

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Mr. Sheffield, I know that
it's really really late,
but I couldn't sleep.

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- And I was just hoping
that you might be up.
- [GASPING]

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- Oh, were you having
a nightmare?
- Yeah, I think so.

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I was dreaming
I was sleeping in my bed.

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- Yeah.
- And then this incredibly

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sexy woman came in
and bloody woke me up.

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You think I look
incredibly sexy?

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Miss Fine, what are you
doing in my bedroom?

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Mr. Sheffield, I've got
insomnia and I couldn't
sleep.

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And I thought
if you couldn't sleep

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and you came into my room,
I'd be there for you.

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All right. So why do you
think you can't sleep?
What are you feeling?

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[SIGHS] Well, I'm feeling
frustrated and I don't know
why.

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Well...

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When do you...

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- When do you think
this started?
- Four years ago.

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The insomnia kicked in tonight.

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Well, did something happen
today that's upsetting you
or worrying you?

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No, no. It was a perfectly
normal day, manicure,
pedicure, facial for Gracie.

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She had a big play date today.

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Then I took ma to buy a condo
in Florida, then Bloomies,
then home.

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Miss Fine,
your mother's moving to
Florida.

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Uh-huh. She put a deposit on
a condo for her and daddy
today.

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They're finally moving to
Boca,
1372 miles away, roughly.

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Miss Fine, did it occur to
you
that your mother

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moving to Florida might be
what's troubling you?

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So not.

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No, seriously. I think
it might be worrying you
more than you think.

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I think this is the thing you
should talk to Dr. Miller
about.

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- In therapy?
- Well, of course in therapy.

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What do you think
those sessions are for?

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- Uh...
- [CHUCKLES]

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You're not gonna tell me
you sit there week after
week talking about me?

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Oh, yeah. Right.

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Oh, hello, Dr. Miller.
I hope I'm not catching you
at a bad time.

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Oh, not at all.

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[FLUSHES TOILET]

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No. I'm always up
at 5:30 in the morning.

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How did you get my home number?

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Oh, well, let's just say
there are 30 Dr. Millers
in the tri-state area

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that are a little PO'd at me.

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[LAUGHS]

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All right, Fran,
what's the emergency?

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Dr. Miller,
last night my dream came true.

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You know, I couldn't sleep, so
I went into Mr. Sheffield's
room

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<i>- and while we were in bed.</i>
- Yes?

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Don't get excited.

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Just on a night when I should
have been jumping for joy

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I wound up miserable.

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It's not unusual that when
two people fantasize

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for a long time about
something and it happens,

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it's not uncommon for them
to feel let down.

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The question is,
what about your feelings?

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Were you completely satisfied?

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Well, I think so.

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I mean, you know, it's what
I've always dreamed of.

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You know how long
I've wanted this.

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<i>Well, did you feel</i>
<i>the earth move?</i>

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Doc, they're moving to Boca,
not Antarctica.

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<i>Excuse me?</i>

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My parents are moving to Boca.
Why aren't I happy?

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Fran, it is a long
and sometimes painful process

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separating from ones mother,
but you have to understand

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you must do that
in order to become a mature,
healthy adult.

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- [KNOCKING ON DOOR]
- Mother, I am in session.

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I don't even know why I still
keep going to that Dr. Miller.

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I mean, listen to
what this man says to me.

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For a woman my age, I have an
abnormal connection to my
mommy.

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What's that?

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It's wrong, Fran.

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I mean, if you were still
living
at home and sleeping on a pull
out couch

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- then already you'd be--
- You.

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You know the man is whacko.

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Do you know how many people
would kill to have
a relationship

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like I have with my mother?

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I mean, let's face it.
She's not getting any younger.

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You don't know how many years
you have together.

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You gotta appreciate
every precious moment.

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I don't want my mommy
to move away.

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Oh, I'm really sorry.

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- Oh, good, my
antidepressants.
- They're mine.

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00:10:04,416 --> 00:10:06,416
- Oy, please, would you stop?
- Yeah.

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Just because your friend's
getting married and you're
not.

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00:10:09,333 --> 00:10:12,330
You know, you don't
exactly make tons of money.

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You should be happy you don't
have a wife to support.

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And on that note.

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Oh, poor Niles,
always a best man, never a man.

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00:10:28,316 --> 00:10:30,466
Hey, what do you think
will be the hardest part

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watching your friend
kiss the bride

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or starting every sentence
with,
"No, I don't have a date."

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Well, I was thinking of
asking
a tall, voluptuous blond

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but she's moving to Boca.

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Oh, you are pathetic. All right.

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If you're that desperate,
I will go with you.

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That doesn't sound like you.

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Someone leave that on
your answering machine?

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Well, now you can
just forget it.

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I wouldn't go with you
if you begged me.

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- Pick you up at 8:00?
- 7:00. We'll have drinks.

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00:11:07,330 --> 00:11:09,660
Oh, Val,

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what am I gonna do
without my mother being here?

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I'm gonna miss
her hugs and kisses.

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00:11:14,433 --> 00:11:19,266
Why is she the one that
always gives me that warm,
fuzzy feeling?

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Because she don't wax her chin.

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00:11:23,100 --> 00:11:26,660
You are not putting
brown pebble linoleum

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00:11:26,100 --> 00:11:31,160
in my gray and mauve
nouveau riche condo.

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Your condo?

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Who's $350 a month social
security is paying the
mortgage?

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Could you puke from this?

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Oh, and this is hip.

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00:11:52,300 --> 00:11:55,450
Well, at least mine
is more appetizing.

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Yeah. You need more appetite.

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00:12:03,333 --> 00:12:07,233
Well, excuse me, ma,
but Dr. Artenberg says

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00:12:07,266 --> 00:12:14,166
that I have a sluggish
metabolism and I have to
eat or I will die.

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And if that happens,
I will put in my will

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that you are not putting
this brown pebble kah-kah
linoleum!

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Val...

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Val.

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I can't. I can't tell her
not to move. Look how happy
she is.

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Miss Fine, I've got
a wonderful surprise for you.

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00:13:02,150 --> 00:13:05,216
The entire family is going
to Florida for the weekend.

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00:13:06,183 --> 00:13:09,330
Florida sucks.

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00:13:12,500 --> 00:13:13,366
Miss Fine, do you really think

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that sundae can replace
your mother's love?

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No.

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Now it can.

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00:13:23,200 --> 00:13:25,483
Miss Fine, you've got to come
to
grips with your mother moving.

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00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:28,133
Well, I'm trying to but
every time I turn around

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something else
reminds me of her.

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[WHIMPERS]

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00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:41,466
Now do I start yelling
or will those things
disappear on their own?

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She's just taking them
out for a spin.

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00:13:45,300 --> 00:13:47,233
Would you think of them
as training wheels.

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[CRYING]
Come here, sweetie.

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Miss Fine, come with us.
It'll be fun. Look,
we're traveling first class.

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00:14:03,450 --> 00:14:08,366
Big shrimp. Free slippers.

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00:14:08,400 --> 00:14:10,433
We'll be staying
at the Fontainebleau

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00:14:10,466 --> 00:14:15,366
and your palatial suite
has its own Jacuzzi.

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On the terrace?

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Oh, I don't care. I'm not going.

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- Oh, Miss Fine, I
understand.
- [SOBBING]

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00:14:30,250 --> 00:14:31,483
But we'll be back Monday morning

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00:14:32,160 --> 00:14:35,500
after I finish judging
the Miss Universe contest.

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00:14:35,830 --> 00:14:37,483
Maybe it would be better for
me
to be around people.

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Hi.

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00:15:06,400 --> 00:15:08,660
Pretty girl, isn't she,
Miss Fine?

227
00:15:08,100 --> 00:15:12,116
- Yeah.
- You know, her platform
is the environment.

228
00:15:12,150 --> 00:15:13,350
You can tell
she's had her whole body

229
00:15:13,383 --> 00:15:17,450
reconstructed from
her country's natural
resources.

230
00:15:19,283 --> 00:15:21,383
Little jealous, are we,
Miss Fine?

231
00:15:21,416 --> 00:15:23,416
Please, I've had a glimpse
of a few of their mothers.

232
00:15:23,450 --> 00:15:28,133
I know where they're headed.

233
00:15:28,166 --> 00:15:31,283
Speaking of mothers,
you're handling
your future separation well.

234
00:15:31,316 --> 00:15:32,366
I'm very proud of you.

235
00:15:32,400 --> 00:15:34,660
Oh, well, you know,

236
00:15:34,100 --> 00:15:36,366
this has been
a great diversion for me.

237
00:15:36,400 --> 00:15:41,366
- I mean, the plane, the
shrimp,
watching<i>Booty Call.</i>
- [CHUCKLES]

238
00:15:41,400 --> 00:15:46,150
Thank you for taking me
on this trip. I really
haven't even thought about ma.

239
00:15:46,183 --> 00:15:49,830
Oh, I'm always there for you,
Miss Fine, you know.

240
00:15:49,116 --> 00:15:50,400
I know.
You are such a good friend
and--

241
00:15:50,433 --> 00:15:53,483
Oops! They need me to take
a picture with Miss U.S.A.

242
00:15:55,250 --> 00:15:57,450
Hi. Hello, I am Alicia Machado.

243
00:15:57,483 --> 00:16:00,483
Oh, hi. From<i>Who's the Boss?</i>

244
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:07,133
No. That is Alyssa Milano.
But I get that all the time.

245
00:16:08,316 --> 00:16:10,450
I'm Miss Universe. Look at that.

246
00:16:10,483 --> 00:16:12,316
Ooh.

247
00:16:12,350 --> 00:16:15,500
[CHUCKLES]

248
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,300
Miss Universe.

249
00:16:17,333 --> 00:16:19,133
[SOBBING]

250
00:16:19,166 --> 00:16:22,200
[SPEAKS SPANISH]
Why are you crying?

251
00:16:22,233 --> 00:16:26,266
I just saw a contestant
that reminded me of my mother.

252
00:16:26,300 --> 00:16:30,100
- Who?
- Miss Hungary.

253
00:16:30,133 --> 00:16:31,133
Oh!

254
00:16:31,166 --> 00:16:33,416
Poor baby.

255
00:16:33,450 --> 00:16:37,660
Tell me, what interests you,
Miss U.S.A.?

256
00:16:37,100 --> 00:16:41,233
- You mean
other than handsome judges?
- Oh! [CHUCKLES]

257
00:16:41,266 --> 00:16:45,400
Mr. Sheffield, I wanna go
home.
I have to tell ma
that she can't move.

258
00:16:45,433 --> 00:16:49,000
Oh, it sounds delicious.
Why don't you make reservations?

259
00:16:54,433 --> 00:16:57,200
Excuse me, I just wanna say
what a wonderful job

260
00:16:57,233 --> 00:17:00,433
your judges are doing,
especially that one over
there.

261
00:17:00,466 --> 00:17:03,660
You know,
his cousin's a little
nervous.

262
00:17:03,100 --> 00:17:06,483
See he's giving her a few
tips
on how to win this thing.

263
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:10,400
His cousin?

264
00:17:10,433 --> 00:17:16,433
What on earth would make them
think I was related
to Miss U.S.A.

265
00:17:16,466 --> 00:17:19,350
She's bloody Hawaiian
for God sakes.

266
00:17:21,216 --> 00:17:23,166
Look, maybe it's
a blessing in disguise.

267
00:17:23,200 --> 00:17:25,330
I mean, the British
aren't exactly known

268
00:17:25,660 --> 00:17:26,416
for picking
the most attractive people

269
00:17:26,450 --> 00:17:28,233
to wear a crown.

270
00:17:31,316 --> 00:17:36,483
Miss Fine, I haven't seen
Gracie's new figure since
we left Disney World.

271
00:17:37,160 --> 00:17:38,433
What happened?

272
00:17:38,466 --> 00:17:42,466
Space Mountain, they blew off
into a galaxy far far away.

273
00:17:46,400 --> 00:17:48,466
So, Brighton,
am I going the right way?

274
00:17:49,000 --> 00:17:51,216
Um, yeah. Just make a left
at that old lady.

275
00:17:51,250 --> 00:17:53,366
We're in Florida. Which one?

276
00:17:55,466 --> 00:17:59,216
You know, I don't remember
it taking this long
to get to the airport.

277
00:17:59,250 --> 00:18:02,466
I mean, I'm just anxious
to get home and talk to ma.

278
00:18:03,000 --> 00:18:06,316
Miss Fine, I have
a little confession to make.

279
00:18:06,350 --> 00:18:08,333
Dad, I thought we were
going to Sylvia's condo?

280
00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:11,150
[GASPS]
Stop the car! Stop the car!

281
00:18:11,183 --> 00:18:14,000
No, no. Miss Fine, do you
want us all to die?

282
00:18:14,330 --> 00:18:15,416
When in Boca.

283
00:18:17,150 --> 00:18:20,166
Look, I just thought if you
actually saw your mother's
condo

284
00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:24,183
and the beautiful lifestyle
she's gonna have,
you might be happy for her.

285
00:18:24,216 --> 00:18:27,416
Wouldn't you think?

286
00:18:27,450 --> 00:18:31,233
Did you ever think some
good might come of
your mother moving away?

287
00:18:34,160 --> 00:18:35,100
[SIGHS]

288
00:18:35,133 --> 00:18:39,466
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,
I've been so lost since ma
left.

289
00:18:40,000 --> 00:18:43,416
Really? I feel wonderful.

290
00:18:47,483 --> 00:18:50,400
I don't know what it is,
Miss Fine, but I feel so much

291
00:18:50,433 --> 00:18:53,250
closer to you since Sylvia left.

292
00:18:53,283 --> 00:18:55,316
Sylvia who?

293
00:18:58,330 --> 00:19:00,483
Miss Fine,
I'm not sure how much longer

294
00:19:01,160 --> 00:19:03,283
I can control my feelings
for you.

295
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:07,233
Well, wait three,
four seconds and let her rip.

296
00:19:09,400 --> 00:19:13,283
I, um, gave Niles the day off.

297
00:19:13,316 --> 00:19:17,100
Mr. Sheffield.

298
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:21,366
Where are the children?

299
00:19:21,400 --> 00:19:24,183
I should know that, shouldn't I?

300
00:19:24,216 --> 00:19:26,450
Oh, School.
They're in school till 3:00.

301
00:19:26,483 --> 00:19:30,150
So there's nothing to stop us.

302
00:19:30,183 --> 00:19:33,350
I mean, your mother isn't
gonna be dropping by, is she?

303
00:19:33,383 --> 00:19:35,166
Uh-uh.

304
00:19:42,216 --> 00:19:46,133
<i>♪♪ Ma's moving to Boca</i>
<i>Ma's moving to Boca ♪♪</i>

305
00:19:46,166 --> 00:19:49,316
<i>♪♪ Ma's moving to Boca ♪♪</i>

306
00:19:49,350 --> 00:19:52,150
You know, according to the map,
we should be there by now.

307
00:19:54,383 --> 00:19:58,350
There are no condos around here.
This is a complete
and total swamp.

308
00:19:58,383 --> 00:20:00,233
Oh, no.

309
00:20:00,266 --> 00:20:05,660
Oh, my God. Oh, no.

310
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,366
Miss Fine, I think your
mother's
been taken for a ride.

311
00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,450
No. No. No.

312
00:20:10,483 --> 00:20:14,830
You know what?
We'll get her deposit back.

313
00:20:14,116 --> 00:20:15,400
And as soon as possible

314
00:20:15,433 --> 00:20:20,160
she'll put another down payment
on a condo in Boca as soon
as possible.

315
00:20:20,500 --> 00:20:22,250
Did I say that twice?

316
00:20:24,333 --> 00:20:27,483
I'm car sick.
I think I'm gonna throw up.

317
00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,366
[CRYING] Me first.

318
00:20:42,383 --> 00:20:48,333
Miss Fine, your mother's
not moving to Boca,
so why the sundae?

319
00:20:48,366 --> 00:20:50,316
My mother's not moving to Boca.

320
00:20:52,283 --> 00:20:54,350
Oh, Miss Fine.

321
00:20:54,383 --> 00:20:57,266
Where's Niles?
Did I give him the day off?

322
00:20:59,500 --> 00:21:01,400
I guess so.

323
00:21:01,433 --> 00:21:04,100
Where are the children?

324
00:21:05,100 --> 00:21:07,283
I should know that, shouldn't I?

325
00:21:09,150 --> 00:21:11,660
This is delicious.

326
00:21:11,100 --> 00:21:14,166
- Here, you wanna try some?
- Yeah.

327
00:21:15,250 --> 00:21:18,200
Good, huh?

328
00:21:18,233 --> 00:21:23,433
Oh, boy, got a little
chocolate
on the little mouthy.

329
00:21:25,133 --> 00:21:31,116
Ugh. I have been tasting
kung pao beef for two days now.

330
00:21:38,466 --> 00:21:41,433
Oh. Oh.

331
00:21:42,333 --> 00:21:45,100
Almost there.

332
00:21:45,483 --> 00:21:49,166
Yes. Yes! Yes!

333
00:21:51,333 --> 00:21:55,483
Just give me 20 minutes
to recover

334
00:21:56,160 --> 00:21:59,160
and then I'll open up
the apple sauce.

335
00:22:05,466 --> 00:22:07,433
Yeah.

336
00:22:15,333 --> 00:22:17,416
[♪♪♪]