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-[sobbing]
-Oh, Ms. Fine,
it's been two weeks.

2
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The mourning period has to end.

3
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It's just so tragic.

4
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I mean,
it shouldn't have been...

5
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A lot of people screw up
their first date.

6
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Now get out of those
depressing clothes.

7
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No.

8
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I-I need to wear this.

9
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Its-- It gives me closure.

10
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Besides, black is slimming.

11
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And I'm gonna need it.

12
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There's nothing more pathetic
than a woman

13
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who eats out of frustration
because she doesn't have a man.

14
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Do you have any more of
this mesquite barbecue sauce?

15
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Because it is really yummy.

16
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Will you just forget it,
Brighton?

17
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It's never gonna happen.

18
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Never gonna happen?

19
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Just because I screwed up
with Elton John,

20
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you're not gonna date me aga--
Oh, you meant Brighton.

21
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I won a radio contest
and the winner gets Brian Setzer

22
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to shoot a video
in their house.

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Brian Setzer.

24
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I love him.
He used to be a Stray Cat.

25
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I've been listening to him
since the early '80s.

26
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Hey, is it true back then people
used to listen to their music

27
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on some sort of primitive large,
black, vinyl disk?

28
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Only when we weren't enjoying
our favorite pastime,

29
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child hurling.

30
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-Dad...
-ah, the answer, Brighton,
is still no.

31
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But what's the big deal?
I mean, it's three hours
on a Friday night.

32
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Look, maybe your father
has plans Friday night.

33
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Dinner for two, alfresco,
at Nello's...

34
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starting with the fried
artichokes, God willing.

35
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No. I do not have plans
Friday night.

36
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And I am not
leaving this house.

37
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But...

38
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You want one?

39
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Yeah.

40
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<i>♪ She was working</i>
<i>in a bridal shop ♪</i>

41
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<i>♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪</i>

42
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<i>♪ Till her boyfriend</i>
<i>kicked her out ♪</i>

43
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<i>♪ In one of those</i>
<i>crushing scenes ♪</i>

44
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<i>♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪</i>

45
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<i>♪ She was out on her fanny ♪</i>

46
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<i>♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪</i>

47
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<i>♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪</i>

48
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<i>♪ She was there to sell make up</i>
<i>but the father saw more ♪</i>

49
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<i>♪ She had style, she had flair</i>
<i>she was there ♪</i>

50
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<i>♪ That's how she became ♪</i>

51
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<i>♪ The Nanny ♪</i>

52
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<i>♪ Who would have guessed</i>
<i>that the girl we described ♪</i>

53
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<i>♪ Was just exactly</i>
<i>what the doctor prescribed? ♪</i>

54
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<i>♪ Now, the father</i>
<i>finds her beguiling ♪</i>

55
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<i>♪ Watch out C.C. ♪</i>

56
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<i>♪ And the kids</i>
<i>are actually smiling ♪</i>

57
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<i>♪ Such joie de vivre ♪</i>

58
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<i>♪ She's the lady in red ♪</i>

59
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<i>♪ When everybody else</i>
<i>is wearing tan ♪</i>

60
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<i>♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪</i>

61
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<i>♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪</i>

62
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-I can't believe they won't let
you have a cat in a dorm.
-Mmm!

63
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Hey, you told me
that your cousin had a pet

64
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and she went to Columbia.

65
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A chicken.
At the University of Bogotá.

66
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Oh, wow, aren't you hot stuff!

67
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You know who you remind me of?

68
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Barbara Stanwyck from
<i>The Big Valley.</i>

69
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Fran,

70
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I just wanna look cool for when
they come to check out the house

71
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-for the music video.
-You do.

72
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Oh, by the way,
how can I thank you

73
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for getting Dad to say yes?

74
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[chuckling]
Get your dad to say yes.

75
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Brighton, you are so pathetic.

76
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I mean he walks around
the house with his guitar...

77
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and he doesn't even know
how to play.

78
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Hey, you wear a bra.

79
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Hey,
at least I've actually seen one.

80
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-Why don't you shut up!
-No, you shut up!

81
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-[doorbell ringing]
-Hey, knock it off.
You're young adults.

82
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Stop acting like children.

83
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Hi, come on in.

84
00:04:06,116 --> 00:04:07,400
Who are you?

85
00:04:07,433 --> 00:04:10,660
Bobbi Flekman,
VP of Record Promotions.

86
00:04:10,100 --> 00:04:11,383
Say hello to my assistant,
Chloe.

87
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-Hello, it's nice--
-[shushing]
I'm talking on the phone.

88
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Oh, they're so sweet,
they're so fresh.

89
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Come one. They're the hottest
bands in town.

90
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Don't you love Wu-Tang Clan?

91
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With chicken or pork?

92
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Yeah, well, if you saw her,
you'd understand.

93
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Brighton!
The record lady's here!

94
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I'm Fran Fine, the nanny.

95
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Well, you're sure living fat.

96
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I'm just retaining a little.

97
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See, I had some
salty fish last night...

98
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Shh!

99
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You, don't talk so much.

100
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Oh, I'm sorry. Did you lose your
train of thought?

101
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No, it's just your voice is
so annoying, honey.

102
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Hi. I'm Brighton Sheffield.
It's such an honor...

103
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-I'm nobody.
-Hi. I'm Brighton Sheffield.

104
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It's such an honor to meet you.

105
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What a handsome boy.

106
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You're gonna look great
in all the publicity pictures.

107
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Chloe, make a note.

108
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Let's get some color
on this milquetoast punim.

109
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Where's the father?

110
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I got to have him sign some
of these release forms.

111
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God, that was so weird.
She looked just like you.

112
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Really?

113
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Well, maybe in about 10 years.

114
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[door slams shut]

115
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-Who are you?
-Oh, Bobbi Flekman.

116
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Well, aren't we chic!

117
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But what's with the B'nai B'rith
Barbie out there?

118
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[laughs]

119
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We're gonna get along just fine.

120
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C.C. Babcock.
I'm Maxwell Sheffield's partner.

121
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-Oh, a partner.
-Yes.

122
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Well, it's nice to meet a sister
who's made it to the top.

123
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Where's your office?

124
00:05:58,316 --> 00:06:00,500
Well, I travel a lot.

125
00:06:00,830 --> 00:06:03,316
Sometimes I work here
and sometimes I work...

126
00:06:04,250 --> 00:06:05,200
here...

127
00:06:08,660 --> 00:06:09,250
Uh-huh.

128
00:06:09,283 --> 00:06:11,150
Well, where's your partner?

129
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He's the guy
I'm really trying to nail down.

130
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Well, get in line. [chuckles]

131
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Do we have the hots
for our boss?

132
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Have we seen our boss?

133
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Honey,
you look like a smart woman.

134
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You're not,
but you look like one.

135
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Baby, you're a doormat,
an old shoe.

136
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And no man is worth it.
Stop being a masochist.

137
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I am not a masochist!

138
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[scoff]

139
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Well, don't go.

140
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-Oh, my God. Bobbi!
-Oh, my God.

141
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Maxwell Sheffield.

142
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You know, I knew that name
sounded familiar.

143
00:06:52,100 --> 00:06:54,183
-How the hell are you?
-I'm great. I'm great.

144
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You know,
we go back to London days.

145
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I tried to get him to
produce my friend's play,

146
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but he thought it was a dog.

147
00:07:00,200 --> 00:07:02,200
-What was the name of it?<i>Hair?</i>
<i>-Hair...</i>

148
00:07:05,250 --> 00:07:07,200
<i>Cats</i><i>Hair?</i>

149
00:07:09,283 --> 00:07:12,250
So listen, Bobbi,
we have to have dinner together.

150
00:07:12,283 --> 00:07:15,160
-All right.
-C.C., are you doing anything?

151
00:07:15,500 --> 00:07:16,250
-No.
-Oh, great.

152
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Make reservations for us,
would you?

153
00:07:22,450 --> 00:07:26,330
Oh, Ms. Babcock,
I feel so sorry for you.

154
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You're going to be
alone and miserable

155
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for the rest of your life.

156
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You heard what just happened?

157
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No, what just happened?

158
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[both giggling]

159
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-Nanny Fine, thank God.
-What?

160
00:07:55,216 --> 00:07:56,483
Get in there and flirt with Max.

161
00:07:58,000 --> 00:07:59,483
Why are you wearing pants?

162
00:08:02,216 --> 00:08:03,350
Let's put it this way.

163
00:08:03,383 --> 00:08:05,416
If I miss
one more waxing appointment,

164
00:08:05,450 --> 00:08:08,150
I'm gonna be pulling
a beer wagon for Budweiser.

165
00:08:10,366 --> 00:08:12,100
There's a gorgeous woman

166
00:08:12,133 --> 00:08:14,366
shamelessly throwing herself
at Maxwell.

167
00:08:14,400 --> 00:08:17,366
I know,
but I blew it on the first date.

168
00:08:17,400 --> 00:08:20,250
Not you. Bobbi Flekman.

169
00:08:20,283 --> 00:08:23,316
Now go and put on a short skirt
and get in there and flirt.

170
00:08:23,350 --> 00:08:26,283
It's too late.
The man hates me.

171
00:08:26,316 --> 00:08:28,116
So you blew it.

172
00:08:28,150 --> 00:08:31,283
Are you gonna let one lousy date
discourage you?

173
00:08:31,316 --> 00:08:32,366
You wuss.

174
00:08:34,660 --> 00:08:37,000
I didn't even let his wife
stand in my way.

175
00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,200
You think I'm pathetic now?

176
00:08:40,233 --> 00:08:42,166
You should've seen me
as her maid of honor.

177
00:08:46,500 --> 00:08:49,330
Forget it.
He's never gonna ask
me out again.

178
00:08:49,660 --> 00:08:51,350
It's only because
he's torn between you

179
00:08:51,383 --> 00:08:53,366
and the other woman he loves.

180
00:08:53,400 --> 00:08:54,433
Who?

181
00:08:55,366 --> 00:08:56,433
Me!

182
00:08:59,660 --> 00:09:00,216
Don't you see?

183
00:09:00,250 --> 00:09:04,133
Bobbi Flekman is an amalgamation
of the two of us.

184
00:09:04,166 --> 00:09:07,166
She is everything he is
searching for in a woman.

185
00:09:07,200 --> 00:09:09,433
Beauty, brains, and a slut.

186
00:09:10,333 --> 00:09:11,433
Hey!

187
00:09:15,116 --> 00:09:17,416
You know,
you may be on to something.

188
00:09:20,350 --> 00:09:22,330
[C.C and Fran gasp]

189
00:09:23,366 --> 00:09:25,000
Oh!

190
00:09:25,283 --> 00:09:27,100
Oh!

191
00:09:37,830 --> 00:09:39,416
Oh, You know what's wrong
with this whole relationship

192
00:09:39,450 --> 00:09:42,150
between me and Mr. Sheffield,
don't you?

193
00:09:42,183 --> 00:09:43,300
I'm not in it.

194
00:09:46,830 --> 00:09:47,416
Well, maybe Mr. Sheffield

195
00:09:47,450 --> 00:09:49,483
and Bobbi Flekman
are just friends.

196
00:09:50,160 --> 00:09:52,183
You're always saying
how you wanna meet new people.

197
00:09:52,216 --> 00:09:55,660
Oh, that's different, Val.
That's me.

198
00:09:55,100 --> 00:09:57,166
What the hell does he need
to meet new people for?

199
00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:00,350
Everybody he needs to know
is right here.

200
00:10:00,383 --> 00:10:03,000
Yeah. And you know
what I don't get is?

201
00:10:03,330 --> 00:10:05,416
How could he be attracted to you
and her?

202
00:10:05,450 --> 00:10:08,830
Ugh! The guy's taste
is all over the map.

203
00:10:11,483 --> 00:10:14,183
You know, this isn't even
really about me, Val.

204
00:10:14,216 --> 00:10:16,283
I'm concerned
about the children.

205
00:10:16,316 --> 00:10:18,160
I mean, she's a career woman.

206
00:10:18,500 --> 00:10:20,166
-Kids are just
an imposition to her.
-Mmm.

207
00:10:20,200 --> 00:10:22,133
-Fran!
-What?

208
00:10:24,316 --> 00:10:26,400
-Val, would you go? [groans]
-Yeah.

209
00:10:30,483 --> 00:10:32,416
Oh, Ma.

210
00:10:32,450 --> 00:10:37,100
Have you ever been concerned
about losing Daddy?

211
00:10:37,133 --> 00:10:38,416
Once.

212
00:10:38,450 --> 00:10:41,400
He was sexually attracted to
Kate Smith.

213
00:10:44,166 --> 00:10:48,366
How I get any action from that
chubby chaser, I'll never know.

214
00:10:52,330 --> 00:10:53,160
It's not you.

215
00:10:53,500 --> 00:10:54,416
One disastrous little date

216
00:10:54,450 --> 00:10:57,233
and Mr. Sheffield is already
looking at someone else.

217
00:10:57,266 --> 00:11:00,450
I mean, if I thought
that he liked older women

218
00:11:00,483 --> 00:11:02,266
I would've told him the truth.

219
00:11:04,316 --> 00:11:07,283
Oh, Ma, what am I doing wrong?

220
00:11:07,316 --> 00:11:11,300
Darling, you were always
very attractive to men.

221
00:11:11,333 --> 00:11:14,233
But you never knew how to reel
them in.

222
00:11:14,266 --> 00:11:16,350
Somehow I never
passed that onto you.

223
00:11:25,266 --> 00:11:27,366
I just give up. I just give up.

224
00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:29,330
Don't give up.

225
00:11:29,660 --> 00:11:31,100
-Say you're at a buffet.
-Yeah?

226
00:11:31,133 --> 00:11:33,200
And there's one piece of
cheesecake left

227
00:11:33,233 --> 00:11:37,330
and some obnoxious woman
tries to grab it.

228
00:11:37,660 --> 00:11:38,150
What do you do?

229
00:11:38,183 --> 00:11:40,000
Cut in front of you, Ma.

230
00:11:44,250 --> 00:11:45,316
Exactly.

231
00:11:45,350 --> 00:11:48,160
Cut right in front of
that Bobbi Flekman

232
00:11:48,500 --> 00:11:49,183
at the man buffet...

233
00:11:51,000 --> 00:11:52,433
and grab your piece.

234
00:11:59,000 --> 00:12:03,830
Oh, Ma. How am I gonna do that?

235
00:12:03,116 --> 00:12:05,160
Your Chinese chicken salad's
here, Bobbi.

236
00:12:07,166 --> 00:12:08,383
Fran, she thought...

237
00:12:08,416 --> 00:12:11,000
[shushing]

238
00:12:11,330 --> 00:12:13,183
Bobbi's thinking, honey.

239
00:12:26,500 --> 00:12:27,483
Brian, baby!

240
00:12:28,160 --> 00:12:29,150
Bobbi, baby.

241
00:12:34,450 --> 00:12:36,216
Maxwell Sheffield, Brian.

242
00:12:36,250 --> 00:12:37,233
Mr. Sheffield, nice to meet you.

243
00:12:37,266 --> 00:12:39,233
How do you do? You know...

244
00:12:39,266 --> 00:12:41,500
I was in a rock group once.

245
00:12:41,830 --> 00:12:43,283
Yeah, the Strawberry Sheffields
Forever.

246
00:12:44,450 --> 00:12:47,133
Ah, yes, those were the days,
my friend.

247
00:12:47,166 --> 00:12:49,166
We thought they'd never end.

248
00:12:51,660 --> 00:12:53,183
You're a friend of
Pete Townshend's, aren't you?

249
00:12:53,216 --> 00:12:55,300
Yeah, you're that guy
that passed on Tommy.

250
00:12:59,133 --> 00:13:02,500
-Tommy,<i>Hair, Cats?</i>
-[indistinct muttering]

251
00:13:03,450 --> 00:13:04,416
Hi.

252
00:13:06,300 --> 00:13:08,660
Who are they?

253
00:13:08,100 --> 00:13:11,000
-Ah, they're the rest
of The Brian Setzer Orchestra.
-Oh

254
00:13:11,330 --> 00:13:12,400
-Do you have enough food?
-Oh...

255
00:13:14,150 --> 00:13:15,200
We did.

256
00:13:19,116 --> 00:13:22,466
Ugh. How am I gonna lose weight
with all this food here?

257
00:13:23,000 --> 00:13:25,000
Remind me later. I'll give you
my trainer's number.

258
00:13:31,830 --> 00:13:33,233
-Uh, excuse me, Ms. Flekman.
-Yeah?

259
00:13:33,266 --> 00:13:35,383
There's a limo driver outback...

260
00:13:35,416 --> 00:13:38,483
who has a message for you
from a musician.

261
00:13:39,160 --> 00:13:40,200
Oh, who?

262
00:13:40,233 --> 00:13:41,316
Stink.

263
00:13:48,416 --> 00:13:50,316
You mean Sting?

264
00:13:51,383 --> 00:13:52,400
Yeah.

265
00:14:01,316 --> 00:14:03,830
[knocking]

266
00:14:09,316 --> 00:14:12,830
Oh, my god. Brian Setzer!
Brian Setzer!

267
00:14:15,183 --> 00:14:16,450
Brian, baby.

268
00:14:16,483 --> 00:14:19,330
Uh, Sheffield's daughter
wants an autograph.

269
00:14:19,660 --> 00:14:20,233
Do you mind signing your CD?

270
00:14:20,266 --> 00:14:21,433
Oh, sure. What's her name?

271
00:14:21,466 --> 00:14:23,483
-Franny Fine.
-Franny Fine.

272
00:14:28,450 --> 00:14:30,133
-Thanks, sweetie.
-You're welcome.

273
00:14:32,250 --> 00:14:33,366
Where's Mr. Sheffield?

274
00:14:33,400 --> 00:14:36,830
Oh, I don't know, Ms. Flekman.

275
00:14:36,116 --> 00:14:37,250
Did you just change clothes?

276
00:14:37,283 --> 00:14:39,500
Val!

277
00:14:40,350 --> 00:14:43,000
Oh, I almost blew it.
Didn't I, Fran?

278
00:14:43,330 --> 00:14:44,333
[shushing]

279
00:14:47,116 --> 00:14:48,830
Val.

280
00:14:48,116 --> 00:14:50,200
Go home! Go!

281
00:14:52,830 --> 00:14:53,100
Go!

282
00:14:54,200 --> 00:14:55,266
Go!

283
00:15:01,183 --> 00:15:04,500
A damned inconvenience
is what this whole thing is.

284
00:15:04,830 --> 00:15:06,133
There's nothing worse than
having to accommodate

285
00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,116
a bunch of rude dilettantes
with over-inflated egos.

286
00:15:09,150 --> 00:15:12,283
Did you ever run out in the
night to buy somebody tampons?

287
00:15:12,316 --> 00:15:14,100
-No.
-Then shut up.

288
00:15:15,383 --> 00:15:17,266
The only reason I keep this
stupid job

289
00:15:17,300 --> 00:15:19,383
is because I'm hoping
she'll put me in a video.

290
00:15:19,416 --> 00:15:21,133
And you don't think
it's pathetic

291
00:15:21,166 --> 00:15:22,250
to compromise yourself

292
00:15:22,283 --> 00:15:25,316
just for a shot at
15 minutes of fame?

293
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:28,166
Chloe, call casting.
We need to fit someone

294
00:15:28,200 --> 00:15:30,500
into the Esther Williams
bathing suit.

295
00:15:30,830 --> 00:15:31,216
Is it cut high on the sides?

296
00:15:32,166 --> 00:15:33,383
[music playing]

297
00:15:33,416 --> 00:15:36,283
<i>♪ Kick off your shoes</i>
<i>start losin' the blues ♪</i>

298
00:15:36,316 --> 00:15:39,660
<i>♪ This old house</i>
<i>ain't got nothin' to lose ♪</i>

299
00:15:39,100 --> 00:15:41,830
<i>♪ I've seen it all for years ♪</i>

300
00:15:41,116 --> 00:15:44,250
<i>♪ Start spreadin' the news ♪</i>

301
00:15:44,283 --> 00:15:46,266
<i>♪ We got room on the floor ♪</i>

302
00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:48,200
<i>♪ Come on, baby</i>
<i>Shake somethin' loose ♪</i>

303
00:15:48,233 --> 00:15:50,166
[guitar riffing]

304
00:15:50,200 --> 00:15:53,160
<i>♪ Well, the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother knockin'♪</i>

305
00:15:53,500 --> 00:15:56,830
<i>♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother knockin' ♪</i>

306
00:15:56,116 --> 00:15:59,400
<i>♪ The house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother, come on in ♪</i>

307
00:16:00,150 --> 00:16:02,416
Oh!

308
00:16:04,216 --> 00:16:05,450
Yeah!

309
00:16:07,383 --> 00:16:09,400
Cut! Cut!

310
00:16:10,250 --> 00:16:13,433
[all applauding]

311
00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:16,200
What happened?
I thought you were gonna be
in the music video.

312
00:16:16,233 --> 00:16:18,160
Oh, no. I was only kidding.

313
00:16:18,500 --> 00:16:21,330
I'm not going to make
an idiot of myself.

314
00:16:21,660 --> 00:16:23,466
-The bathing suit didn't fit?
-It was a petite 12.

315
00:16:25,383 --> 00:16:27,433
All right, everybody, take five.

316
00:16:27,466 --> 00:16:30,330
-We'll try it again.
-Excuse me.

317
00:16:30,660 --> 00:16:32,183
If you opened up one of
the seams in the back,

318
00:16:32,216 --> 00:16:33,266
I don't turn around.

319
00:16:33,300 --> 00:16:34,383
No!

320
00:16:38,133 --> 00:16:39,200
[Maxwell clearing throat]

321
00:16:46,400 --> 00:16:48,383
Oh, Bobbi.

322
00:16:48,416 --> 00:16:49,466
Yeah, that's me.

323
00:16:51,466 --> 00:16:54,300
We gotta talk about us.

324
00:16:54,333 --> 00:16:57,300
-You know,
it's over for me and, uh,
-Wait, what?

325
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,283
-it's time to move on.
-What's over?

326
00:16:59,316 --> 00:17:02,183
Well, it's obvious
that you're crazy about me,

327
00:17:02,216 --> 00:17:03,366
but it's just
never gonna happen.

328
00:17:03,400 --> 00:17:05,200
I mean, I'm old enough to be...

329
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:08,333
that adorable nanny's mother.

330
00:17:11,100 --> 00:17:14,283
Bobbi, forgive me.
I'm a little confused here.

331
00:17:14,316 --> 00:17:17,300
I-I-I was under the impression
we were just good friends.

332
00:17:17,333 --> 00:17:18,466
What?

333
00:17:23,160 --> 00:17:25,483
Are you telling me that there's
nothing between us whatsoever?

334
00:17:26,160 --> 00:17:28,830
Well, I'm dreadfully sorry

335
00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:29,333
if I've given you
the wrong impression.

336
00:17:29,366 --> 00:17:31,466
Oh, no, no.
That's okay. That's okay.

337
00:17:32,000 --> 00:17:34,400
You know I misread signals
all the time.

338
00:17:34,433 --> 00:17:37,433
At my age you tend to become
<i>muy desperado.</i>

339
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:40,183
Well, anyway, gotta go. Ciao.

340
00:17:49,350 --> 00:17:51,150
Oh, Bobbi.

341
00:17:51,183 --> 00:17:52,383
Oh, Bobbi, forgive me.

342
00:17:52,416 --> 00:17:54,433
I don't know what came over me.

343
00:17:54,466 --> 00:17:57,330
All of a sudden
I felt something...

344
00:18:04,133 --> 00:18:05,416
Something I've been fighting

345
00:18:05,450 --> 00:18:09,433
ever since I laid eyes on you
20 years ago.

346
00:18:09,466 --> 00:18:12,350
But I thought that you said
that we were just friends.

347
00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:14,433
Oh, that.
That's just a line I use

348
00:18:14,466 --> 00:18:16,233
when I feel a woman's
getting too close.

349
00:18:16,266 --> 00:18:19,000
I've used it on my nanny
thousands of times.

350
00:18:23,316 --> 00:18:26,200
Bobbi, are you all right?

351
00:18:26,233 --> 00:18:30,350
Oh, yeah, it's just...
I- I like your nanny.

352
00:18:30,383 --> 00:18:32,333
And I feel sorry for her

353
00:18:32,366 --> 00:18:34,366
and I'm gonna go to her.
She needs me.

354
00:18:34,400 --> 00:18:36,660
No, no. Wait.

355
00:18:37,160 --> 00:18:38,300
I think I love you.

356
00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:42,150
No. Get away from me.
Leave me alone. Leave me alone.

357
00:18:42,183 --> 00:18:44,400
Leave me alone...

358
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:52,116
Oh, call me crazy.
Call me impulsive, but...

359
00:18:52,150 --> 00:18:53,266
Will you marry me?

360
00:18:53,300 --> 00:18:57,166
[gasps]
How could you propose to--

361
00:18:57,200 --> 00:18:59,183
You know, there is a band
waiting in there

362
00:18:59,216 --> 00:19:01,316
and I do have
a rabbi on speed dial...

363
00:19:01,350 --> 00:19:03,233
Ms. Fine.

364
00:19:06,400 --> 00:19:08,116
You knew it was me?

365
00:19:08,150 --> 00:19:10,483
Well, of course I knew it was
you all along.

366
00:19:12,116 --> 00:19:14,283
Well, then I'm holding you
to your proposal.

367
00:19:14,316 --> 00:19:16,233
And in New York State
a verbal agreement...

368
00:19:16,266 --> 00:19:18,233
-Don't push it.
-Done pushing.

369
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:23,150
Almost.

370
00:19:23,183 --> 00:19:26,660
Why were you kissing
Bobbi Flekman?

371
00:19:26,100 --> 00:19:27,383
To thank her.

372
00:19:27,416 --> 00:19:29,660
Don't you remember?

373
00:19:29,100 --> 00:19:32,660
Elton John dropped out
of my show, thanks to you.

374
00:19:33,160 --> 00:19:34,166
Vaguely.

375
00:19:36,150 --> 00:19:40,830
Well, Bobbi was kind enough
to talk to Mick Jagger
about replacing him.

376
00:19:41,660 --> 00:19:42,216
Oh!

377
00:19:42,250 --> 00:19:45,333
So it's imperative we all make
Bobbi very, very happy.

378
00:19:46,660 --> 00:19:48,250
Oh!

379
00:19:48,283 --> 00:19:52,116
[screaming and banging]

380
00:19:52,150 --> 00:19:54,383
I don't get today's music.

381
00:19:54,416 --> 00:19:56,400
The Red Hot Chili Peppers?

382
00:19:59,183 --> 00:20:01,150
Give me the '60s.

383
00:20:01,183 --> 00:20:04,330
Cream. Vanilla Fudge...

384
00:20:06,433 --> 00:20:09,216
Now that was a turn-on.

385
00:20:09,250 --> 00:20:11,466
[screaming
and banging continues]

386
00:20:15,483 --> 00:20:18,160
[rock music playing]

387
00:20:27,830 --> 00:20:30,383
<i>♪ Oh! The house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother knockin' ♪</i>

388
00:20:30,416 --> 00:20:33,300
<i>♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother knockin' ♪</i>

389
00:20:33,333 --> 00:20:37,183
<i>♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother, come on in ♪</i>

390
00:20:39,000 --> 00:20:41,383
<i>♪ Well, kick off your shoes</i>
<i>Start losin' the blues ♪</i>

391
00:20:41,416 --> 00:20:44,316
<i>♪ This old house</i>
<i>Ain't got nothin' to lose ♪</i>

392
00:20:44,350 --> 00:20:50,830
<i>♪ I've seen it all for years</i>
<i>Start spreadin' the news ♪</i>

393
00:20:50,116 --> 00:20:51,400
<i>♪ We got room on the floor ♪</i>

394
00:20:51,433 --> 00:20:54,150
<i>♪ Come on, baby</i>
<i>Shake something loose ♪</i>

395
00:20:56,000 --> 00:20:58,383
<i>♪ Well, the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother knockin' ♪</i>

396
00:20:58,416 --> 00:21:01,233
<i>♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother knockin' ♪</i>

397
00:21:01,266 --> 00:21:05,333
<i>♪ Yeah the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother, come on in' ♪</i>

398
00:21:05,366 --> 00:21:08,116
<i>♪ Oh! ♪</i>

399
00:21:17,383 --> 00:21:20,300
Cut! Cut!

400
00:21:20,333 --> 00:21:23,183
Get that damn butler
out of the shot!

401
00:21:32,150 --> 00:21:33,316
["The House is Rockin'" playing]

402
00:21:33,350 --> 00:21:35,216
[Brian] One, two, three, four!

403
00:21:39,300 --> 00:21:43,500
<i>♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother knockin' ♪</i>

404
00:21:43,830 --> 00:21:46,500
<i>♪ Yeah, the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother knockin' ♪</i>

405
00:21:46,830 --> 00:21:50,000
<i>♪ Yeah the house is a rockin'</i>
<i>Don't bother, come on in ♪</i>

406
00:21:50,330 --> 00:21:51,200
[music ends]