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Well, I found my gift
for Yetta's bridal shower.
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-Aw.
-I got herThe Kama Sutra,
big print edition.
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[chuckles] Niles,
she's an elderly woman.
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Meanwhile, with her
new bionic hips,
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and this page 89
is like a walk in the park.
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What did you get
your grandmother?
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Oh, I can't afford
to get anything.
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I don't know where
all my money goes.
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Watch it.
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You're gonna spill
on my new Gucci bag.
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Oh, Ms. Fine. Oh, that is
a lovely outfit you're wearing.
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Oh, you like?
I just bought it.
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You're in a good mood
this morning.
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Well, why should
I be depressed
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just because a woman
three times my age
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is getting married before me?
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Oh, mazel tov.
You're getting married.
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Why on earth is Yetta
getting married at her age?
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I was wondering that myself.
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I guess it's because
somebody asked her.
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Yes, well, she waited
a long time
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before rushing into
a second marriage
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and that's a very wise thing.
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Nanny Fine,
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have you, uh,
seen this month's issue
ofPark Place
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Oh, who cares?
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It's always
some horsey-looking debutante
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clutching her
blue-blood fiancé.
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Oh, Ms. Babcock,
it's you and Chester.
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They did a spread on wealthy
heiresses and their dogs.
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Oh, look at this.
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I didn't know that you walked
Chester in Central Park.
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Oh, not me. Lupe.
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That is, till she
up and died on me.
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Besides, who's gonna bust me?
The mutt? [laughs]
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[growls]
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You know, Ms. Babcock,
with all your dough
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you really should find
a place to hide that money
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before the government
gets it.
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How about right here?
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Oh, well, Nanny Fine,
if you're strapped for cash,
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I have a job that would
utilize your unique talents.
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-Oh?
-You know how to use
a pooper-scooper, don't you?
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Are you suggesting
that I be your dog-walker?
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I'll pay you $10 an hour.
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Please. Do you know what I get
paid to watch three children?
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Half that. When do I start?
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♪ She was working
In a bridal shop ♪
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♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪
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♪ Til her boyfriend
Kicked her out ♪
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♪ In one of those
Crushing scenes ♪
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♪ What was she to do?
Where was she to go? ♪
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♪ She was out on her fanny ♪
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♪ So over the bridge
From Flushing ♪
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♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪
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♪ She was there to sell make-up
But the father saw more ♪
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♪ She had style!
She had flair!
She was there ♪
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♪ That's how she became ♪
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♪ The Nanny ♪
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♪ Who would have guessed
That the girl we described ♪
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♪ Was just exactly
What the doctor prescribed? ♪
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♪ Now, the father
Finds her beguiling ♪
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♪ Watch out C.C. ♪
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♪ And the kids
Are actually smiling ♪
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♪ Such joie de vivre ♪
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♪ She's the lady in red ♪
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♪ When everybody else
Is wearing tan ♪
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♪ The flashy girl
From Flushing ♪
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♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪
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Ma, why did you book
Harry's Clam Bar
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when Daddy's Elk Lodge
would've been so much better
for Yetta's shower?
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Honey, Daddy is not
an Elk anymore.
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Sylvia, you told my mother
he was no longer a stallion.
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How many clubs
does he belong to?
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What's Yetta's fiancé like,
anyway? I never even met him.
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What's to meet? He's one of
the alter cockers at the home.
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What's an alter cocker?
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Well, literally, it means,
old Cock... er Spaniel.
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A very affectionate term.
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Okay, here's my shower plan.
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Look who's planning
her own shower.
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Yesterday, you wore
your underpants as a beret.
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I don't have to take
that from you.
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I'm not even sure
you're mine.
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Ms. Fine, Ms. Fine, what seems
to be the problem here?
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What problem? It's just three
generations of fine women
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planning a shower.
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Oh, yes, that's right.
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I hear you've already booked
Harry's Clam Bar.
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What a pity.
Could have had it here.
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[all] Okay.
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-Nanny Fine?
-Yeah?
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Chester just ate his kibble
and now he needs
to go number two.
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Already?
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Boy, I should have some of that
kibble for breakfast.
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-Here, Frannie.
-What?
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I won a whole case
of chocolate ex-lax
playing bingo.
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That's a prize?
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I guess when you're a senior,
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taking ex-lax
is like taking ecstasy.
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Fran, this park
is a great place
to scope out guys.
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Oh, well, you know, honey,
your father and I
are sort of an item.
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He's just waiting
until the time is right.
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A-ha! And that pony
Daddy promised me?
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-Yeah?
-Glue.
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All right. And we're off.
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-How's my lipstick? Good?
-Mmm-hmm.
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-Hair big enough?
-Blocking the sun.
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Perfect. Look sharp.
There's a live one.
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Excuse me, miss.
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I just had to come over
and tell you,
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you have the most beautiful
mother I've seen.
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[chuckles] Oh, well,
she's not my mother.
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-She's my sister.
-[giggles]
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No, I'm her nanny.
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-I'm Brian.
-Oh, hi, Brian.
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-I'm Fran.
-Hi.
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-And this is Gracie.
-Hi.
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And this is Chester.
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Oh, you look like you could
breed some champions.
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Well, all us Fine women
are pretty fertile.
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Oh, you meant the dog.
[laughing]
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Yeah, my dog's
around here somewhere.
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A Dalmatian.
Her name's Dot.
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Oh, Dot. That's cute.
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Oh, she's over there.
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She loves running
around the park with
all the other dogs.
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Oh, doesn't that look
fun, Chester?
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Here, why don't you go network.
I'll get your collar.
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There you go.
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Good boy. Go.
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[Fran] Play. Good boy.
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Oh, Chester, stop it.
Stop that. Don't do that.
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Oh, how embarrassing.
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If I could do what he's doing,
I'd never leave the house.
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Oh, that Chester's
a lucky boy.
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He gets to go home
with the world's cutest nanny.
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Oh, well, your day may come.
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Oh, where's Chester?
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-Chester! Chester!
-Chester! Chester!
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Where is he?
I don't see him.
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You look over there.
I'll check over there
by the phone.
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-Chester! Chester!
-Chester! Chester!
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Fran, he's gone.
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-Chester!
-Chester!
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-Chester!
-Chester!
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-Oh, my God.
-Oh, my God.
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Oh, Gracie.
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You lost Chester.
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Oh, there, there, Ms. Fine.
It's all right.
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We'll find him.
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Oh, it's not like you lost
one of the children.
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Gracie!
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I'm here, Fran.
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Oh, Gracie.
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I just called
the police precinct.
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They're sending over Jeff.
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-Oh, good.
-Jeff?
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Ex-boyfriend,
has his own handcuffs,
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looks like a younger
version of you.
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Well, I really don't see
any reason to involve
the police right now.
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I mean,
Ms. Babcock should just
call the pound first.
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Oh, Ms. Babcock.
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How am I gonna tell her?
She's gonna be devastated.
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She slept with Chester
every night.
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Well, on the up side,
she won't be so cramped
in that little basket.
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Oh, Ms. Babcock.
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I have something to tell you
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that is gonna be very hard
for you to take.
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You asked her to marry you,
you scum?
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-Ten years of my life I have--
-No, no. C.C.
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C.C., C.C., Ms. Fine lost
Chester in Central Park.
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[sighs deeply]
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You scared
the hell out of me.
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[doorbell rings]
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Oh! Ms. Fine,
Ace Ventura's here.
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-Hello, Maxwell.
-Yeah.
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Bob's gonna tap
into your phone,
so we can run a trace.
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Oh, you're running
a phone trace?
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00:09:00,330 --> 00:09:03,000
We've been having a series
of Central Park dognappings.
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Yeah, we think
they staked out Chester
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since he was on the cover
of the magazine.
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00:09:06,216 --> 00:09:07,416
They?
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00:09:07,450 --> 00:09:10,283
Yes, well, we believe the perps
are a husband-and-wife team.
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[sighs]
My perp's not single?
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Oh, Jeff, I can't believe
Chester was kidnapped.
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I'm so happy you're here.
188
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Well, have you been working out?
You're like a rock.
189
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Excuse me. Excuse me.
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Let's-- Let's not forget
the urgency of a missing dog
here, please.
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00:09:31,183 --> 00:09:32,466
-[telephone ringing]
-[sighs]
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Fran, answer.
That could be him.
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Oh, my.
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I don't want you
to be nervous.
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I'm gonna guide you
through this, okay?
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She knows how to talk
into a bloody telephone.
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Now, see if you recognize
the voice. Okay?
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All right.
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00:09:47,216 --> 00:09:48,233
Hello?
200
00:09:48,266 --> 00:09:50,433
[sighs] I do. It's Ma.
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00:09:54,160 --> 00:09:55,150
Hi, Ma.
202
00:09:55,183 --> 00:09:57,283
Oh, hold on one minute.
I'm getting a call waiting.
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00:09:58,150 --> 00:10:00,133
Hello? [gasps]
204
00:10:00,166 --> 00:10:02,233
Now, you listen,
and you listen good.
205
00:10:02,266 --> 00:10:05,133
If you ever wanna see Chester
alive again--
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00:10:06,483 --> 00:10:08,300
Okay. I'll hold.
She has to hang up
with her mother.
207
00:10:11,116 --> 00:10:14,100
Arianna, shut that window.
I'm trying to demand
a ransom here.
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00:10:14,133 --> 00:10:15,283
You just wanna
flirt with the nanny.
209
00:10:15,316 --> 00:10:17,350
You flirt with all dog owners.
Even men.
210
00:10:17,383 --> 00:10:21,500
One time. It got you
a big screen TV. Let it go.
211
00:10:23,266 --> 00:10:26,383
Hello? Uh-huh-- Oh...
Now I lost my place.
212
00:10:26,416 --> 00:10:28,183
-[barks]
-[scoffs]
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00:10:28,216 --> 00:10:31,433
Yeah. Yeah, you tell
C.C. Babcock I want $20,000.
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00:10:31,466 --> 00:10:35,200
And if she tries to involve
the police, or the media,
215
00:10:35,233 --> 00:10:39,183
I'm sending her dog back
to her one paw at a time, huh?
216
00:10:41,133 --> 00:10:43,466
Please, I can't take
that horrible sound!
217
00:10:44,000 --> 00:10:45,233
Well, I'm sorry, sir.
218
00:10:45,266 --> 00:10:47,316
But this happens to be
my natural voice.
219
00:10:51,283 --> 00:10:55,250
Oh, Val, he said he wants
$20,000 or Chester gets it.
220
00:10:55,283 --> 00:10:57,433
Would you give me that?
221
00:10:57,466 --> 00:11:01,283
Me and that mutt
are supposed to shoot
the cover ofRedbook
222
00:11:01,316 --> 00:11:03,350
Hello, mister.
223
00:11:03,383 --> 00:11:05,266
I'm gonna tell you
the same thing I told
224
00:11:05,300 --> 00:11:08,383
my poverty-stricken uncle
who needed an operation.
225
00:11:08,416 --> 00:11:12,333
Nobody squeezes a dime
out of C.C. Babcock.
226
00:11:14,483 --> 00:11:17,483
I am addressing the man
who stole my dog.
227
00:11:18,160 --> 00:11:21,160
Here is your $20,000.
228
00:11:21,500 --> 00:11:25,366
Only I'm offering this
as a reward to whomever
turns you in.
229
00:11:25,400 --> 00:11:30,160
You have 24 hours
to bring me back my little...
230
00:11:31,183 --> 00:11:33,150
-[man]Pomeranian.
-Pomeranian.
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Otherwise, anywhere you go
232
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:42,383
you're gonna have
to ask yourself,
233
00:11:42,416 --> 00:11:44,466
"Is this the day
they get me?"
234
00:11:48,250 --> 00:11:51,300
-Val, let's go get our coats.
-Why?
235
00:11:51,333 --> 00:11:54,416
Because we're gonna get
that kidnapper ourselves.
236
00:11:54,450 --> 00:11:56,400
How? We don't even know
where he is.
237
00:11:56,433 --> 00:11:58,333
When I talked to him
on the phone,
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I heard an ice cream truck
in the background
239
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:02,200
that was playing
"The Way We Were."
240
00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:04,160
So?
241
00:12:05,433 --> 00:12:07,316
So where in New York
242
00:12:07,350 --> 00:12:10,483
does an ice cream truck
play a Barbra Streisand ballad?
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-Greenwich Village.
-Greenwich Village.
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We are going to rescue Chester
and collect that 20 grand.
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So if I help you,
we'll split it 50-50?
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-60-40.
-Hey, why 60-40?
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Well, I'm the one
that lost him, Val.
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[Fran] Val,
that's a recess bell.
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I heard that bell
over the phone.
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Pull over by that school.
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Fran, I am so impressed
with how you used your charms
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to borrow this
ice cream truck.
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Yeah, I know. But I'll you,
I'm not looking forward
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to dating a guy who's made
his career out of being known
as Mister Softee.
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That Babcock chick
turned the tables on us.
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All right? She's offered
a reward to whoever turns me in.
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-How much is she offering?
-Twenty thou--
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What do you care?
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Don't get so hysterical.
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On the news,
they said they were looking
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for someone who looks
like Art Garfunkel.
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Can't believe it.
The whole city's after me.
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I can't even walk outside.
I could get killed.
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[ice cream truck
playing music]
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Oh, baby, please,
will you get me an ice cream?
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Are you listening to me?
They could gun me down!
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Baby, I'm so hot.
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I could use a Nutty Buddy.
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Hello, may I help you?
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Yeah, let me have a Dreamsicle
and a Nutty Buddy.
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-And make it quick.
-Okay.
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Now, they're a dollar each,
so that would be...
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Thank you.
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Val. Val. Val.
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That's the guy
that stole Chester.
That's him.
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Oh, my God.
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Art Garfunkel
has to steal a dog?
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How do we know
which apartment
he went into?
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[dog barking]
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I can't think with
that dog barking.
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Yeah, blame it
on the dog, Val.
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Get down on all fours.
Come on.
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00:14:41,400 --> 00:14:43,433
Fran, I know
you miss walking Chester,
but I'm not--
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Val, I wanna look
in the window.
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[sighs] Oh!
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Oh, I see. I see Chester.
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What do you want?
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Well, if my friend sells one
more magazine subscription,
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she gets to go to
that special camp.
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Oh, I miss my little Chester.
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00:15:16,333 --> 00:15:19,266
You know, I used to let him
sleep with me.
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Let him? Who do you think
taught him to beg?
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-That's our guy.
-Okay. Pick it up.
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-Come on.
-Okay.
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This is C.C. Babcock.
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[Brian]
Well, you were so willing
to risk your dog's life,
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what would you say
if I told you that
I had Fran Fine?
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Well, it would go something
like this.
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Whoo-hoo!
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C.C., for God's sakes.
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Listen, this is
Maxwell Sheffield.
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Now, don't hurt her.
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I'll give you
anything you want.
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Uh-- Wait a minute.
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00:16:13,216 --> 00:16:17,366
I never thought I'd say this
but I want to hear
Ms. Fine's voice.
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Your boss is on the phone.
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Mister Softee?
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-Ms. Fine,
can you hear me?
-Oh, Mr. Sheffield.
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-Help--
-All right, that's enough.
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Now, you listen carefully,
Sheffield.
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You have 30 minutes.
Here are your instructions.
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Put 40 grand
in a paper bag
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and go to the bowling alley
on University and 12th.
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At the bowling alley,
rent shoes and a bowling bag.
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Put the money in the bag
and put on the shoes.
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00:17:02,450 --> 00:17:06,216
Go to Lane 7 where the
Jenny Craig League is bowling.
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There will be a note
under the first chair.
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That note has a map
to a YMCA.
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Go to the swimming pool.
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At the bottom of the pool
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there's a key to a locker
with a cell phone in it.
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At exactly five o'clock,
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I'll be calling to tell you
where we'll make the exchange.
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00:18:03,330 --> 00:18:05,233
Damn. We lost him.
He wouldn't have actually
jumped into the pool
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wearing a tracking device,
would he?
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00:18:07,133 --> 00:18:08,400
[kids] Yeah, he would.
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Well, he's on his own now.
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00:18:14,333 --> 00:18:16,416
[mobile phone ringing]
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-Hello?
-You did very well.
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00:18:25,433 --> 00:18:28,433
Yes, well,
considering I forgot to
write anything down.
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Now give me back my nanny!
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00:18:37,166 --> 00:18:40,166
Hey, I'm giving
the orders here.
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00:18:40,200 --> 00:18:43,160
Now walk one block west
to the Chinese restaurant.
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00:18:43,500 --> 00:18:45,250
Hand the money
to the woman
in the black hat.
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00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:47,183
And then you can have
your friends.
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00:18:50,133 --> 00:18:53,200
Mrs. Levine,
you're gonna be
rolling in cash.
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-[gasps]
-[chuckles]
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Levine?
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00:18:56,300 --> 00:18:59,400
Oh, I'll tell you, Val,
when Jews go bad.
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00:19:05,283 --> 00:19:06,366
What are you doing?
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00:19:07,383 --> 00:19:09,283
I was reaching
for some chocolates.
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00:19:09,316 --> 00:19:12,283
Oh, chocolate.
I love chocolate.
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00:19:12,316 --> 00:19:16,483
I've got some delicious
chocolates that
my grandma gave me
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that she won playing bingo.
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00:19:18,233 --> 00:19:19,366
You want some?
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00:19:21,366 --> 00:19:25,160
Where I come from,
chocolate is an aphrodisiac.
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00:19:25,500 --> 00:19:27,250
Oh, you come from Flushing.
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00:19:27,283 --> 00:19:30,316
-You got-- You got any more?
-Sure. Here.
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Help yourself.
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00:19:33,366 --> 00:19:36,330
You know what?
I would like some.
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00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:37,366
No, Val.
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00:19:37,400 --> 00:19:39,416
All of a sudden,
they're your friends?
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00:19:39,450 --> 00:19:41,250
Who are you, Patty Hearst?
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00:19:51,400 --> 00:19:53,266
Okay. Oh, okay.
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00:19:53,300 --> 00:19:55,100
Arianna's walking
toward your boss.
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00:19:55,133 --> 00:19:56,366
She's running
toward your boss.
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00:19:56,400 --> 00:20:00,500
She's running past your boss
without taking the money
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00:20:00,830 --> 00:20:02,350
and pulling
a construction worker
out of a Porta-Potty?
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00:20:06,150 --> 00:20:07,383
I better go see
what she's--
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00:20:07,416 --> 00:20:09,133
Oh! [groans]
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00:20:10,350 --> 00:20:12,500
I'm gonna go take care of--
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00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,433
What happened?
Why did he run away?
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00:20:15,466 --> 00:20:18,450
Well, you know, Val,
when you gotta go,
you gotta go.
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00:20:18,483 --> 00:20:22,233
-[Val] Mr. Sheffield! Help!
-[Fran] Help! Help us!
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00:20:22,266 --> 00:20:25,000
Oh, my God. Oh, my God,
are you all right?
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00:20:25,330 --> 00:20:27,116
You're my hero.
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00:20:27,150 --> 00:20:29,116
Oh, Mr. Sheffield, you know,
in Israel,
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00:20:29,150 --> 00:20:32,433
there's ancient custom
that says when a man
saves a woman's life,
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00:20:32,466 --> 00:20:35,830
she must stand by
his side forever
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00:20:35,116 --> 00:20:37,250
in a professionally
decorated, mock-Tudor house
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00:20:37,283 --> 00:20:39,333
on a large corner lot
in Great Neck.
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00:20:39,366 --> 00:20:42,200
Yes, but we don't
live in Israel.
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00:20:42,233 --> 00:20:44,160
I know.
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00:20:45,830 --> 00:20:46,283
Want a piece of chocolate?
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00:20:51,400 --> 00:20:54,216
Yetta, before I go
to the market,
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00:20:54,250 --> 00:20:57,133
what would you
like for your shower?
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00:20:57,166 --> 00:21:01,116
Some of those rubber daisies
for the bottom of the tub.
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00:21:02,450 --> 00:21:06,250
And one of those
detachable water massages.
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00:21:09,500 --> 00:21:10,233
They're fun.
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00:21:12,266 --> 00:21:15,500
Actually, I meant for your
wedding shower.
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00:21:15,830 --> 00:21:17,366
And, yes, they are.
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[theme music playing]
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[theme music ends]