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Maxwell,
I have found the perfect subject

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for our one-person play.

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Your sex life.

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Oh, Niles,
I didn't recognize you.

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Wait. Stand in Maxwell's shadow.

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C.C., I've told you,
I'm really not very keen

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on the idea of
a one-person show.

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Oh, Maxwell, come on.

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It's a sure thing.
It's cheap, it's easy--

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And still he won't ask me out
on a second date.

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Would you change your mind

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if the star of this
one-person show

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were Chevy Chase?

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Oh, my God, I love Chevy Chase.

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I have seen
every one of his movies.

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<i>Vacation, European Vacation,</i>
uh,<i>Vegas Vacation.</i>

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He is very versatile.

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Well, it's certainly true.
He's very popular.

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Uh, all right, C.C.,
I'll tell you what,

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-why don't you run with it?
-Oh, Great!

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He's playing in Atlantic City
this weekend.

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I'll set up a meeting for us.

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I love Atlantic City!

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You know,
Ma just gave me a coupon,

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you can get a complete
prime rib dinner for 17 cents.

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Seventeen cents?

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Well,
it comes with a fine Chablis.

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-Nanny Fine.
-Yeah?

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Why don't you fry up a Sizzlean
and whip out the Monopoly game

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'cause that's as close
to the Boardwalk

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as you're getting.

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Miss Fine, what Miss Babcock
is trying to tell you,

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in her own delicate way,

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is that this is her strictly
a business trip.

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Yep.

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That's fine. I've got a date
Saturday night, anyway.

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A date?

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Yeah.
He's a very nice looking guy.

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No gray hair, so...

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Oh, ah!

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I just realized, of course,

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you're gonna have to
come to Atlantic City

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to take care of the children.

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Maxwell, this is my project.
I am in charge.

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And there aren't gonna be
any children

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and there's certainly not
gonna be any butler.

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Well,
I want the children to come.

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Okay.

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-And I'll need a butler.
-Fabulous.

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Good.

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It's all settled then.

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Niles,
you make the arrangements.

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Ms. Fine,
you'll have to cancel that date.

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Fine.

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Boop, boop, boop, boop, boop.

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Hello, George Clooney?
Yeah, Saturday's off.

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<i>♪ She was working</i>
<i>in a bridal shop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ in Flushing, Queens ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>kicked her out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In one of those</i>
<i>crushing scenes ♪</i>

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<i>♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She was out on her fanny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She was there to sell make up</i>
<i>but the father saw more ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She had style, she had flair</i>
<i>she was there ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's how she became ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The Nanny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Who would have guessed</i>
<i>that the girl we described ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was just exactly</i>
<i>what the doctor prescribed? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now, the father</i>
<i>finds her beguiling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out C.C., ♪</i>

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<i>♪ And the kids</i>
<i>are actually smiling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Such</i><i>♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's the lady in red ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When everybody else</i>
<i>is wearing tan ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>from Flushing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The Nanny named Fran ♪</i>

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Welcome to Trump's
Taj Mahal Resort and Casino.

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Ah! Would you look
at all this glitz!

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Stunning.

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May I have your last name, sir?

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Good luck, I've been waiting
five years for it.

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Oh, now, that's a real woman.

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Not the parts you're looking at,
honey.

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So are you here for the casino
or for the shows?

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Oh, actually, I'm here to
take care of the children.

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That's my job.

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Oh, why the sour puss?

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You're in a hotel,
full of drunken men.

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Who've been up gambling
for 72 hours.

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You could get lucky.

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You think?

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Anyway, when I go home tonight,

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and I'm relaxing
and lying in my Jacuzzi,

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testing some wines with my wife,
Marv,

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I will be thanking the Lord

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that none of you know
where I live.

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Thank you and good night.
Thank you.

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Uh-oh!

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How is he hysterical?

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I'm so sorry
that Niles is missing this.

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Where is Niles, anyway?

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He said he didn't feel well.

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He went up to his room.
He thought he had a temperature.

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Ooo, I'm hot. Come on, seven.
Come to papa.

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Seven, seven, seven.

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-Seventeen is the number.
-No.

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-Yes.
-No.

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Don't touch the wheel, sir.

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-This game is rigged.
-Security!

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Kidding. Kidding.

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I just can't get over
what a riot

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that Chevy Chase is.

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You know,
I've had a crush on him
since<i>Saturday Night Live.</i>

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Miss Fine,
weren't you little too young
to be watching that?

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Well, not if you consider...

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three young.

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Excuse me, ma'am.

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The gentleman you've been
sending the drinks to all night,

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he said he's had enough.

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I'll be the judge of that.

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Oh! Hi. I'm Fran Fine.

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-Chevy, you were so incredible.
-Thank you.

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Maxwell Sheffield.

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It's a pleasure
to meet you, Chevy.

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Mr. Chase is good.

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What a sense of humor.

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No, I'm serious.

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But how come
you let her call you Chevy?

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Well actually, she called me,
"Chevy, you were so incredible"

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which happens to be
my full name.

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Anyway, I'll see you tomorrow
at the casino

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and we'll talk about the show.

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-Okay, thank you, Chevy
-All right.

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-...you're so incredible.
-All right.

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Uh-oh, I think,
I just felt someone's lips.

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Right here.

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Good night.
Nice meeting you, Mitch.

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Maxwell.

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Oh, B, B, B,
have you seen Niles anywhere?

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-Nope
-Well, wait a minute.

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Where're you off to?

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To a show.

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What kind of show?

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Oh, you know,
some craft show called...

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uh, uh...

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String and Paste.

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-String and Paste?
-Mm-hmm, Yeah, String and Paste.

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Let me see that.

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"G-strings and pasties"?

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I thought it was a typo.

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Yeah, well, how did you expect
to even get into this?

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What do you have, a fake ID?

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Yeah, I went to the guy
that took 10 years
off your license.

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It cost me 15 bucks.

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I am horrified.

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I paid 25.

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Let me see yours.

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Oh, now I know
why mine cost more.

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Mine's laminated.

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It doesn't tear.

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Go see Muppets On Ice.

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Bye.

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Niles, have you been up gambling
all night?

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Leave me alone.
I won a hundred dollars.

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Well, how much did you put in?

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Three hundred dollars.

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Oh, Niles, after all the money
that you lost on the cruise,

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I can't believe,
you haven't learned your lesson.

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-Give me your wallet.
-Oh, no, I'm a mature,
responsible adult.

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That's not fair.

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The Wilsons
let their butler gamble.

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You're such a meanie.
I hate you.

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Oh, well, now, Mr. Smart-mouth,

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you can just march yourself
upstairs and go to bed.

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Go ahead. You know you can't win
at these things.

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Everything you make
you put back in.

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What's the matter with you?

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[clanking]

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-[beeping and clinking]
-Oh, oh, oh!

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I won, I won, I won.
I won, I won, I won.

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Honey, you wanna get me
an Apricot Sour

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and make it sweet?

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Um, excuse me.

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Um, my daddy's in the shower

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and I just locked
myself out of our room.

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Thank you.

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Good girl, sweetie.

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Okay, hold on to my stuff

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and I'm gonna go in
and get Niles' wallet back.

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Okay, I copped a conditioner
and a couple of mints.

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The torch has been passed.

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Come on, three cherries.
Come to Papa.

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-[dinging]
-Oh, whee!

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Whee!

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00:10:10,266 --> 00:10:12,830
Whee!

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00:10:12,116 --> 00:10:13,266
Whee!

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00:10:16,266 --> 00:10:18,350
No, you don't have
a gambling problem.

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00:10:22,200 --> 00:10:25,266
Wait, now, where is your wallet?

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I'll just get it.

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[Niles] Mm-mm. Mm-mm!

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Mmm!

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You keep your wallet
in your front pocket, don't you?

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Mmm! I'm getting lucky.

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00:11:27,150 --> 00:11:30,500
-Hi, Chevy.
-Twenty-one.

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00:11:30,830 --> 00:11:32,316
Twenty-nine but thank you.

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Player wins.

209
00:11:35,150 --> 00:11:36,200
How you doing?

210
00:11:36,233 --> 00:11:39,830
A lot better now.
You like to gamble?

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00:11:39,116 --> 00:11:41,233
Well,
I'm betting everything I got

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00:11:41,266 --> 00:11:44,250
on a guy that took four years
to ask me on a first date,

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00:11:44,283 --> 00:11:47,160
so I guess that would
qualify me as a--

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Sucker?

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00:11:48,150 --> 00:11:49,133
Yeah.

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00:11:50,333 --> 00:11:53,660
-Player wins again.
-Thank you very much.

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You know you have
a beautiful face?

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Have you ever
thought about acting?

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[nasally laugh]

220
00:12:00,150 --> 00:12:01,250
Are you deaf?

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00:12:01,283 --> 00:12:02,450
Player wins again.

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00:12:02,483 --> 00:12:04,350
Ah!

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00:12:06,830 --> 00:12:07,350
Hey, you're bringing me luck,
Fran.

224
00:12:07,383 --> 00:12:09,830
Thank you.

225
00:12:09,116 --> 00:12:11,450
Hey, I'm having a very big
poker game in my room tonight.

226
00:12:11,483 --> 00:12:13,183
I sure could use you by my side.

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00:12:13,216 --> 00:12:15,400
Oh, wow! Chevy, you know,

228
00:12:15,433 --> 00:12:18,660
I'm a nanny,
so my first responsibility

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00:12:18,100 --> 00:12:20,660
really is to find a sitter.

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00:12:21,133 --> 00:12:23,150
Hello, Che-- Mr. Chase.

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00:12:23,183 --> 00:12:25,266
-Hi there, Billy.
-Maxwell.

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00:12:25,300 --> 00:12:27,250
So, is this a good time
to discuss the play?

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00:12:27,283 --> 00:12:29,133
No.

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00:12:29,166 --> 00:12:30,450
How about this evening?

235
00:12:30,483 --> 00:12:33,200
I'm afraid I'm spending
the evening
with your beautiful nanny.

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00:12:34,216 --> 00:12:36,283
Maybe you'll even get lucky.

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I'm counting on it.

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[snoring]

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[knocking]

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[Maxwell] Niles.

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00:12:51,283 --> 00:12:53,330
Niles, wake up!

242
00:12:53,660 --> 00:12:55,160
Wake up, old man.
We have to talk.

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[continues snoring]

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00:13:02,330 --> 00:13:04,216
Niles, Miss Babcock's
moving in with us.

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00:13:04,250 --> 00:13:05,350
Why?

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00:13:08,116 --> 00:13:11,350
Niles, hypothetical question.

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00:13:11,383 --> 00:13:14,133
Let's say someone's
down in the casino

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and they ask a certain nanny,

249
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if she would
spend the night with him.

250
00:13:18,283 --> 00:13:23,400
And she tells him,
"Oh, he could get lucky."

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00:13:23,433 --> 00:13:28,100
-What do you think that means?
-Congratulations, sir!

252
00:13:28,133 --> 00:13:31,266
Finally, after four years.

253
00:13:31,300 --> 00:13:32,383
You know, to tell you the truth,

254
00:13:32,416 --> 00:13:34,333
I was beginning to think
you were a big weenie.

255
00:13:36,300 --> 00:13:38,216
Not me, you idiot!

256
00:13:38,250 --> 00:13:39,366
Chevy Chase!

257
00:13:40,316 --> 00:13:42,330
I presume I'm fired?

258
00:13:43,350 --> 00:13:46,830
Just go ahead and give me
my severance pay.

259
00:13:46,116 --> 00:13:47,316
Preferably in five dollar chips.

260
00:13:52,383 --> 00:13:54,150
-Oh!
-Oh, wow!

261
00:13:54,183 --> 00:13:56,383
Look at this from Chevy Chase.

262
00:13:56,416 --> 00:13:58,216
It's that beautiful dress

263
00:13:58,250 --> 00:14:00,433
that I saw downstairs
in the boutique,

264
00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:04,450
that I wanted to wear tonight.
But how did he know?

265
00:14:04,483 --> 00:14:07,166
Because you took him into
the boutique and you said,

266
00:14:07,200 --> 00:14:09,116
"This is the dress
I wanna wear tonight."

267
00:14:12,283 --> 00:14:15,330
But how did he pick up
on the subtlety?

268
00:14:18,000 --> 00:14:21,366
"Dear Fran. Meet me in front
of the baccarat room at 11."

269
00:14:21,400 --> 00:14:24,166
He wants to buy me crystal.

270
00:14:24,200 --> 00:14:26,660
That's sweet.

271
00:14:26,100 --> 00:14:28,483
"Then up to my suite
for the game."

272
00:14:29,160 --> 00:14:29,433
[knocking on door]

273
00:14:29,466 --> 00:14:31,216
-Miss Fine?
-What?

274
00:14:31,250 --> 00:14:32,450
Give me back my wallet.

275
00:14:32,483 --> 00:14:36,300
No, you are a compulsive gambler
and I will not be your enabler.

276
00:14:36,333 --> 00:14:38,200
If you give it back,
I'll tell you something

277
00:14:38,233 --> 00:14:41,330
about Mr. Sheffield
that you really want to know.

278
00:14:43,166 --> 00:14:45,830
All right fair enough,
tell me what you got,

279
00:14:45,116 --> 00:14:46,216
I'll tell you
where your wallet is.

280
00:14:46,250 --> 00:14:48,316
Mr. Sheffield
is insanely jealous

281
00:14:48,350 --> 00:14:49,466
that you are spending the night

282
00:14:50,000 --> 00:14:51,266
with Chevy Chase and thinks
that you are going

283
00:14:51,300 --> 00:14:53,266
to end up in bed together.

284
00:14:53,300 --> 00:14:56,350
He's insanely jealous.

285
00:14:56,383 --> 00:14:58,366
I bet, I know,
where he got that idea--

286
00:14:58,400 --> 00:14:59,466
The wallet, baby. The wallet.

287
00:15:02,366 --> 00:15:04,160
Well, I'll give you a hint.

288
00:15:04,500 --> 00:15:06,216
I gave it to somebody
that's really gonna enjoy having

289
00:15:06,250 --> 00:15:08,830
this power over you.

290
00:15:08,350 --> 00:15:09,283
Babcock.

291
00:15:13,830 --> 00:15:15,466
Next time someone asks
for an extra Twinkie
in their lunch,

292
00:15:16,000 --> 00:15:17,283
we'll see who gives me attitude.

293
00:15:17,316 --> 00:15:19,483
[chuckling]

294
00:15:20,160 --> 00:15:22,250
Fran, I can't believe
that Dad is jealous

295
00:15:22,283 --> 00:15:23,366
of you and Chevy Chase.

296
00:15:23,400 --> 00:15:26,830
Well, honey,
just don't make it worse

297
00:15:26,116 --> 00:15:28,183
by telling your father
that Chevy got me

298
00:15:28,216 --> 00:15:30,333
this really expensive,
sexy gown.

299
00:15:30,366 --> 00:15:34,216
And that I'm gonna be in
his room tonight at 11:15.

300
00:15:34,250 --> 00:15:36,216
-Well, I wasn't gonna--
-Yeah, you were.

301
00:15:44,233 --> 00:15:47,500
Hi, Gracie.
How's the babysitter?

302
00:15:47,830 --> 00:15:51,200
No,
that's not really Diana Ross.

303
00:15:51,233 --> 00:15:55,150
No, he's in the show
here at the hotel.

304
00:15:55,183 --> 00:15:57,330
Meanwhile,
is your father on his way up?

305
00:15:57,433 --> 00:15:58,466
Did he seem upset?

306
00:15:59,300 --> 00:16:00,200
Oh!

307
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,830
How awful.

308
00:16:02,116 --> 00:16:04,250
Okay, good night, sweetie.
I love you.

309
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:16,183
-Niles. Niles.
-Not now, sir,

310
00:16:16,216 --> 00:16:18,333
Miss Babcock has my wallet
and I can't find her anywhere.

311
00:16:18,366 --> 00:16:21,660
No, Niles, Miss Fine is in there
with Chevy Chase right now.

312
00:16:21,100 --> 00:16:24,483
But, sir, a Lucky Seven is
paying $110,432.98.

313
00:16:28,160 --> 00:16:30,483
Now, I'm beginning to think
you might have something of
a gambling problem, old boy.

314
00:16:31,160 --> 00:16:32,333
Oh, nonsense, sir.

315
00:16:32,366 --> 00:16:33,366
-Damn.
-What?

316
00:16:33,400 --> 00:16:35,233
I just lost the trifecta.

317
00:16:36,250 --> 00:16:37,300
Give me that!

318
00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:42,350
[Fran] Oh, Chevy.

319
00:16:43,266 --> 00:16:47,216
Oh, Chevy, I'm so hot.

320
00:16:52,183 --> 00:16:57,000
Ooh, that's some great hand
you got there, baby.

321
00:16:59,350 --> 00:17:01,266
Fran, I didn't bring you
up here to talk.

322
00:17:03,466 --> 00:17:06,466
I think I'm not quite ready
for prime time players,

323
00:17:07,000 --> 00:17:09,000
beginning to take advantage
of Miss Fine, right now.

324
00:17:09,330 --> 00:17:10,333
I'll take that bet.
What are the odds?

325
00:17:13,283 --> 00:17:15,466
Mmm! Mmm!

326
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,333
Care for a little sweet stuff?

327
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:21,316
Oh, Fran, take it off.

328
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,366
[Fran chuckling]

329
00:17:27,400 --> 00:17:29,383
Fran, we can't play
until you take it off.

330
00:17:31,233 --> 00:17:32,350
Okay.

331
00:17:37,466 --> 00:17:40,366
She's stopped talking.
That's a bad sign.

332
00:17:42,333 --> 00:17:45,266
Courage, sir, perhaps she just
discovered the mini fridge.

333
00:17:48,116 --> 00:17:49,333
Fran, would you get me a Coke?

334
00:17:50,483 --> 00:17:53,166
Yes. Yes!

335
00:17:54,133 --> 00:17:56,150
Oh, yes, Chevy.

336
00:17:59,383 --> 00:18:02,330
I've gotta get in there.

337
00:18:02,660 --> 00:18:04,100
Here, hold this.
Get back. Get back.

338
00:18:05,100 --> 00:18:06,160
Ow!

339
00:18:08,366 --> 00:18:10,466
I bet you I can do that, sir.

340
00:18:11,000 --> 00:18:13,316
Oh, all right. I'll bet you $50.
Go on, go on.

341
00:18:13,350 --> 00:18:14,383
Can you spot me the 50?

342
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:18,416
Here.

343
00:18:20,183 --> 00:18:21,466
[man] It's open.

344
00:18:24,300 --> 00:18:27,233
All right.
That's it. I've had it.

345
00:18:27,266 --> 00:18:29,316
She's leaving with me.

346
00:18:29,350 --> 00:18:31,000
Oh!

347
00:18:31,330 --> 00:18:33,250
Now, what in God's name
possessed you to--

348
00:18:36,483 --> 00:18:40,000
Fold with three queens?

349
00:18:40,330 --> 00:18:42,466
Mr. Sheffield,
what are you doing?

350
00:18:43,000 --> 00:18:44,316
Feeling like a huge ass.

351
00:18:45,283 --> 00:18:46,383
Nothing personal.

352
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:50,216
Well, good night, gentlemen.

353
00:18:51,300 --> 00:18:53,233
-Good night, Chev.
-Night, Fran.

354
00:18:58,233 --> 00:19:00,366
Oh, Mr. Sheffield,

355
00:19:00,400 --> 00:19:04,416
I can't believe you barged
in there and carried me out.

356
00:19:04,450 --> 00:19:06,433
It's so '50s.

357
00:19:08,483 --> 00:19:11,160
Luckily,
I'm an old-fashioned girl.

358
00:19:12,383 --> 00:19:15,160
Well, I only did it, Miss Fine,

359
00:19:15,500 --> 00:19:17,450
because I was concerned
for your welfare.

360
00:19:17,483 --> 00:19:20,250
Oh, you did not.
You did it because you thought

361
00:19:20,283 --> 00:19:22,160
that I was in
the arms of another man

362
00:19:22,500 --> 00:19:24,133
and you got jealous.

363
00:19:24,166 --> 00:19:27,330
Now, why can't you just tell me?

364
00:19:28,283 --> 00:19:31,316
First, you tell me why
a gentleman in a sequined gown

365
00:19:31,350 --> 00:19:32,416
is singing Grace to sleep with

366
00:19:32,450 --> 00:19:34,250
"Ain't No Mountain High Enough".

367
00:19:38,333 --> 00:19:39,266
Damn.

368
00:19:47,383 --> 00:19:49,500
Give it to me, Babcock.

369
00:19:51,250 --> 00:19:54,500
-Give what to you?
-Don't play coy.

370
00:19:54,830 --> 00:19:56,183
I'm getting what I came for.

371
00:19:56,216 --> 00:19:58,160
I'll tie you down if I have to.

372
00:20:02,160 --> 00:20:04,350
Niles, you animal.

373
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:08,116
I've never seen
this side of you.

374
00:20:08,150 --> 00:20:09,183
[grumbling]

375
00:20:11,300 --> 00:20:13,000
What are you doing?

376
00:20:13,330 --> 00:20:15,830
What do you think I'm doing?
I'm ransacking your drawers.

377
00:20:17,250 --> 00:20:19,333
Well, are you looking
for something specific?

378
00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:21,416
I have peignoirs, teddies...

379
00:20:22,383 --> 00:20:24,000
A hand puppet.

380
00:20:26,250 --> 00:20:28,216
I am looking for my wallet.

381
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:31,330
Oh, Niles.

382
00:20:31,660 --> 00:20:32,366
[squeaky voice]
You don't have to pay me.

383
00:20:50,160 --> 00:20:52,300
Well, it's good to be home, uh?

384
00:20:52,333 --> 00:20:54,160
Told you, he'd say that.

385
00:20:56,333 --> 00:20:59,200
[scoffs]
You are such a worthless tool.

386
00:20:59,233 --> 00:21:01,450
It's like an embarrassment
to have you as a relative.

387
00:21:01,483 --> 00:21:05,000
You are amazing. Verbatim.

388
00:21:07,266 --> 00:21:10,216
You know, I don't understand
this whole gambling thing.

389
00:21:10,250 --> 00:21:11,316
Look at this.

390
00:21:11,350 --> 00:21:14,830
Chevy sent me a hundred dollars'
worth of chips.

391
00:21:14,116 --> 00:21:16,150
I thought,
that he was sending me Pringles.

392
00:21:19,100 --> 00:21:22,216
And I'll bet you're relieved
it's money and not food.

393
00:21:22,250 --> 00:21:23,266
How long you know me?

394
00:21:27,216 --> 00:21:28,466
You know, I can't believe,

395
00:21:29,000 --> 00:21:31,350
I still don't know if Chevy--
Mr. Chase...

396
00:21:32,366 --> 00:21:36,200
Chevy...
is doing my show or not.

397
00:21:36,233 --> 00:21:38,450
Well, you know, if you want,
I'd be happy to talk to him.

398
00:21:38,483 --> 00:21:41,433
I mean, we did have quite
a rapport going there.

399
00:21:43,283 --> 00:21:46,450
You know, that's not a bad idea.
I think I'll give him a call.

400
00:21:46,483 --> 00:21:49,500
See if I can get
the two of you together.

401
00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:50,330
Okay.

402
00:21:54,830 --> 00:21:55,200
[imitating beeping]

403
00:21:57,300 --> 00:22:00,466
Chevy, listen, would you like
to get together with Miss Fine?

404
00:22:01,333 --> 00:22:04,330
No? Shame.

405
00:22:12,150 --> 00:22:13,400
[theme music playing]

406
00:22:30,000 --> 00:22:31,830
[theme music ends]