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[Grace] I'm just so bummed.

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Why, honey?

3
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I've been sitting
next to the same guy
for the last four years

4
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and I know he likes me,
but he won't make a move.

5
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You've been waiting for some guy
for four years?

6
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That's nothing.

7
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It's not pathetic?

8
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No.

9
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She is so in denial.

10
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Oh, Ms. Fine.
I've got to ask Mr. Sheffield

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for some time off,
so I'm giving him this tie.

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-Do you think he'll like it?
-Well, he ought to, it's his.

13
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Oh, for heaven's sake,
he won't remember his tie.

14
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But I wonder if I should
change out of his suit.

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Niles, why don't you
just walk yourself in there

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and tell him you need
some time off?

17
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Be honest, speak from the heart.

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Tell him that you need
some private time.

19
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You work like a dog, day...
You know what? Don't use that.

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I'm going to say that
when I go in there
and ask for this weekend off.

21
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-This weekend?
-Yes.

22
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But that's when I want off.

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My butler's glee club is having
a big competition in Bermuda.

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Well, I'm sorry.

25
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But it's the big Fine
family reunion in Niagara Falls.

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And we have relatives
coming in from all over.

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Tel Aviv, Budapest,

28
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Boca Gables, Phase Four.

29
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I didn't know you had
any family left to fly in.

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I thought they all lived
in my kitchen.

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Why don't we just
let Mr. Sheffield decide?
That's fair.

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Oh, why are we arguing?

33
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I can relinquish three days
of the Wilsons' butler

34
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pulling down his sock garters
to show me his tan lines.

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Really?
Well, that's very sweet of you.

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Now relinquish means
you're not going, right?

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Yes, yes, yes.

38
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-Okay. Thank you, thank you.
-[kissing]

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I've got work to do, so you tape
<i>Bold and the Beautiful.</i>

40
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Of course.

41
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You have much to learn,
young Jedi.

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Sir, please let me have
this weekend off.

43
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My last vacation
was two years ago,
but it doesn't count.

44
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Ms. Babcock showed up
and then there was this
tropical depression. Mine!

45
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But, Mr. Sheffield,

46
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you know I've got to go
to my family's reunion.

47
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Well, to be honest, Niles, I...

48
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Stop.

49
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I did just give you
a month off already.

50
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I was recovering
from a heart attack.

51
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Look, how you budget
your vacation time
is your business.

52
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-I'll bring you back
Cuban cigars.
-I'll send my mother to Cuba.

53
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-I'll make you baked Alaska.
-I'll send my mother to Alaska.

54
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Well, in all fairness, Ms. Fine,
Niles did ask me first.

55
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He's wearing your suit.

56
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Well, she's wearing
Ms. Gracie's skirt.

57
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And that's how I just won.

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[theme music playing]

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♪<i>She was working</i>
<i>In a bridal shop</i>
<i>In Flushing, Queens</i>

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♪ '<i>Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>Kicked her out</i>

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♪<i>In one of those</i>
<i>Crushing scenes</i>

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♪<i>What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go?</i>

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♪<i>She was out on her fanny</i>

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♪<i>So over the bridge</i>
<i>From Flushing</i>
<i>To the Sheffield's door</i>

65
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♪<i>She was there to sell make-up</i>
<i>But the father saw more</i>

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♪<i>She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there!</i>

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♪<i>That's how she became</i>
<i>The Nanny</i>

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♪<i>Who would have guessed</i>
<i>That the girl we described</i>

69
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♪<i>Was just exactly</i>
<i>What the doctor prescribed?</i>

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♪<i>Now, the father</i>
<i>Finds her beguiling</i>

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♪<i>Watch out C.C.!</i>

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♪<i>And the kids</i>
<i>Are actually smiling</i>

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♪<i>Such joie de vivre</i>

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♪<i>She's the lady in red</i>

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♪<i>When everybody else</i>
<i>Is wearing tan</i>

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♪<i>The flashy girl</i>
<i>From Flushing</i>

77
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♪<i>The Nanny named Fran!</i>

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[music playing]

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You know, the only reason
he picked you is because
I don't look good in heels.

80
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I thought you looked great
last Halloween

81
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when you went as Tootsie.

82
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-Really?
-Yes.

83
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I didn't think it all came...

84
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You're just trying to suck up
because you know I'm mad at you.

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Niles, I got what I wanted

86
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not because of anything I said,
or the way I looked.

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Oh, please.

88
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"Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

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Do you mind if I dust your desk
with my<i>tuchas?</i>

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Well, if it isn't Priscilla,
queen of the dessert.

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You didn't mind me wearing
the tube top

92
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to get you that Fantom Fury
vacuum with the HEPA filter,
didyou?

93
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I can only imagine
how long it took you
to find something skimpy.

94
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There's a three-second
scavenger hunt.

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What a treat.

96
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It's not often one gets to see
a domestic squabble

97
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between actual domestics.

98
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Hey, I insulted you.

99
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Now you're supposed
to insult me back.

100
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There's a rhythm
to these things, man.

101
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Do you realize that she gets
everything she wants

102
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because she has Mr. Sheffield
wrapped around
her little finger?

103
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Well, look who
just popped his head
out of Maxwell's derrière

104
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to announce it's spring.

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What have I been saying
for the past four years?

106
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You know, maybe we've been
on opposite sides too long.

107
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Well, I wouldn't mind
getting back at Ms. Fine.

108
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And we are just the team
to do it.

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All right. From now on
it's you and me, Babcock.

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Oh. Hmm!

111
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You know, Niles, this is
the best cup of coffee
you've ever made.

112
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Well, in honor
of our new alliance,
I must confess.

113
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This is the first time
I've ever put it in a clean cup.

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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

115
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

116
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

117
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

118
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♪<i>I've seen you around</i>
<i>For a long, long time</i>

119
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♪<i>I remembered you</i>
<i>When you drank my wine</i>

120
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

121
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

122
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

123
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

124
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♪<i>I seen ya walkin' down</i>
<i>In Chinatown</i>

125
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♪<i>I called but you did not</i>
<i>Look around</i>

126
00:07:00,450 --> 00:07:03,300
♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

127
00:07:03,333 --> 00:07:06,830
♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

128
00:07:06,116 --> 00:07:08,383
♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

129
00:07:08,416 --> 00:07:11,383
♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

130
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♪<i>I pay my money</i>
<i>To the welfare line</i>

131
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♪<i>I seen ya standing in it</i>
<i>Every time</i>

132
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

133
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

134
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

135
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♪<i>Why can't we be friends?</i>

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[music playing]

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First of all, Dr. Miller,
I just want to tell you

138
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that I think that I'm about
ready to graduate from therapy.

139
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Yes, I really feel like
I have grown and matured.

140
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I've really come
to like myself as a person.

141
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What's the problem?

142
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Everyone else hates me.

143
00:08:04,100 --> 00:08:06,133
[sobbing]

144
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Well, tell me about it.

145
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Well, it's Niles.

146
00:08:13,366 --> 00:08:15,483
Oh, Niles. Yes.
Nosy yenta butler?

147
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Yes, that's him.

148
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Oh, he's got this crazy idea

149
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that I use my sensuality
to get my way.

150
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Do you feel you do that, Fran?

151
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No, Dr. Miller.

152
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You know me.

153
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I mean,

154
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I don't do things like that.

155
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Just look at your body language.

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Dr. Miller.

157
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Do you think I'm trying
to seduce you?

158
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[music playing]

159
00:09:08,233 --> 00:09:10,200
Do you want me to put this
in the dishwasher?

160
00:09:10,233 --> 00:09:11,383
No, sweetie, I'll do it.

161
00:09:14,500 --> 00:09:16,416
Oh, listen.
Are you coming with me
to Paint Your Pottery tonight?

162
00:09:16,450 --> 00:09:18,000
Of course.

163
00:09:18,330 --> 00:09:19,216
The ceramic tissue box

164
00:09:19,250 --> 00:09:22,000
I made for your powder room
is coming out of the kiln.

165
00:09:23,200 --> 00:09:27,350
Okay, Scully and Mulder,
care to explain this X-File?

166
00:09:29,283 --> 00:09:31,416
Well, I've got to get back
to the salt mines.

167
00:09:31,450 --> 00:09:33,100
Later, C.

168
00:09:36,300 --> 00:09:38,400
Oh, Niles, we got to talk.

169
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I just spent my entire session
at Dr. Miller's

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talking about you
playing yo-yo with my feelings.

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And pretending like
I don't exist.

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And that time could have been
better spent

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talking about Mr. Sheffield
doing that.

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-I don't know what
you're talking about.
-Oh, come on.

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You're being mean to me,
you're friends with Ms. Babcock.

176
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It's a world gone mad.

177
00:10:02,100 --> 00:10:05,160
Next thing you know,
you'll be saying Barbra
is marrying the guy

178
00:10:05,500 --> 00:10:07,160
from the AAMCO commercials.

179
00:10:07,500 --> 00:10:09,000
Oh, wait a minute,
that is happening.

180
00:10:10,350 --> 00:10:12,150
This is ridiculous.

181
00:10:12,183 --> 00:10:14,466
Why don't you just invite
Mr. Sheffield and the children

182
00:10:15,000 --> 00:10:17,000
to go to Niagara Falls
with you and your family?

183
00:10:17,330 --> 00:10:18,300
Oh, please.

184
00:10:18,333 --> 00:10:21,266
What horrible thing
did the man ever do
to deserve that?

185
00:10:21,300 --> 00:10:24,160
You're slipping, Sadie.
Don't you want to get engaged?

186
00:10:24,500 --> 00:10:26,500
Keep talking.

187
00:10:26,830 --> 00:10:28,266
Niagara Falls is the honeymoon
capital of the world.

188
00:10:28,300 --> 00:10:32,250
Thirty million people go there
every year and wind up
getting married on the spot.

189
00:10:32,283 --> 00:10:36,133
It's magical, it's mystical.
Mr. Sheffield won't be able
to resist you.

190
00:10:36,166 --> 00:10:37,466
-Really?
-Absolutely.

191
00:10:38,000 --> 00:10:40,283
Getting proposed to
is like buying real estate.

192
00:10:40,316 --> 00:10:42,283
Location, location, location.

193
00:10:44,316 --> 00:10:47,216
Oh, Niles, you're a genius.

194
00:10:47,250 --> 00:10:49,383
Now we can both go away
this weekend.

195
00:10:49,416 --> 00:10:51,383
Oh, I'm so happy
we're friends again.

196
00:10:51,416 --> 00:10:52,416
Oh, me too.

197
00:10:52,450 --> 00:10:54,133
I don't know what I was doing

198
00:10:54,166 --> 00:10:56,160
in that unholy alliance
with Babcock.

199
00:10:58,330 --> 00:11:02,333
I know. It was kind of like Yogi
dumping Boo Boo for the ranger.

200
00:11:05,433 --> 00:11:08,433
[music playing]

201
00:11:12,450 --> 00:11:14,366
Kids, I have such exciting news.

202
00:11:14,400 --> 00:11:16,283
We're all going
to Niagara Falls.

203
00:11:16,316 --> 00:11:18,466
Your father and I
are getting married!

204
00:11:21,100 --> 00:11:22,266
Dad finally popped the question?

205
00:11:22,300 --> 00:11:24,500
No. Not yet.

206
00:11:26,283 --> 00:11:30,366
But Niagara Falls
is the engagement capital
of the world.

207
00:11:30,400 --> 00:11:32,466
And Dad's already agreed
to go with you?

208
00:11:33,000 --> 00:11:34,300
No. Not yet.

209
00:11:36,500 --> 00:11:38,450
-This is so sad.
This is ridiculous.
-Yes, this really is.

210
00:11:40,333 --> 00:11:43,333
Just go pack and act surprised,
would you?

211
00:11:43,366 --> 00:11:45,160
Oh, don't worry, Fran.

212
00:11:45,500 --> 00:11:47,266
If it actually happens,
we will be genuinely stunned.

213
00:11:49,433 --> 00:11:51,366
-I got your message.
-Hi, Ma.

214
00:11:51,400 --> 00:11:54,200
Oh, this is so exciting.

215
00:11:54,233 --> 00:11:57,116
The last time
I was at Niagara Falls

216
00:11:57,150 --> 00:11:59,133
was when Daddy proposed to me.

217
00:11:59,166 --> 00:12:03,500
Oh, I didn't know
Daddy asked you to marry him
in Niagara Falls.

218
00:12:03,830 --> 00:12:04,366
That's so romantic.

219
00:12:04,400 --> 00:12:07,300
Yes, he had no intention
of proposing at all.

220
00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:10,416
He went to get me a bromo
for my morning sickness.

221
00:12:14,383 --> 00:12:17,383
The place cast a spell.

222
00:12:17,416 --> 00:12:21,183
Have I never taught you
about the magic of the falls?

223
00:12:21,216 --> 00:12:22,366
No.

224
00:12:22,400 --> 00:12:24,466
No. You were too busy
teaching me to suck the innards

225
00:12:25,000 --> 00:12:26,283
out of the chocolate-covered
cherries

226
00:12:26,316 --> 00:12:27,416
before they weighed the bag.

227
00:12:29,366 --> 00:12:32,330
Meanwhile,
has that not saved you

228
00:12:32,660 --> 00:12:34,183
hundreds of dollars
over the years?

229
00:12:35,150 --> 00:12:36,283
Oh, Ma.

230
00:12:37,350 --> 00:12:40,450
If the mystique of the falls
is true,

231
00:12:40,483 --> 00:12:42,200
this could be it.

232
00:12:42,233 --> 00:12:45,233
I could be getting married,
right on the boat.

233
00:12:45,266 --> 00:12:49,116
Cousin Cookie will play
the spoons on her boobs,
so there's the band.

234
00:12:51,100 --> 00:12:54,160
And the whole family
has already booked the hotel.

235
00:12:54,500 --> 00:12:55,316
So, we don't have to
put them up.

236
00:12:57,330 --> 00:13:00,330
All you have to do is hang
your bagel over the railing

237
00:13:00,660 --> 00:13:04,660
and the lox just jumps
right onto it.

238
00:13:04,100 --> 00:13:08,200
Oh, darling, this is the kind of
wedding that mothers dream of.

239
00:13:08,233 --> 00:13:09,233
Free!

240
00:13:10,433 --> 00:13:13,416
[music playing]

241
00:13:16,483 --> 00:13:18,100
Hi.

242
00:13:18,133 --> 00:13:20,450
Well, if it isn't
I Love Loosely.

243
00:13:24,466 --> 00:13:26,333
Okay, it's your turn.

244
00:13:26,366 --> 00:13:28,333
Toss out something really vile.

245
00:13:28,366 --> 00:13:30,450
I would, but I can't lift you.

246
00:13:33,133 --> 00:13:35,000
Oh, that was

247
00:13:35,330 --> 00:13:36,333
about me.

248
00:13:38,350 --> 00:13:40,266
What's the matter, bud?

249
00:13:40,300 --> 00:13:42,830
I thought you and me
were a team.

250
00:13:42,116 --> 00:13:44,483
It was what it was
and now it's over.

251
00:13:47,433 --> 00:13:50,450
But we had plans.

252
00:13:50,483 --> 00:13:53,466
Now I won't hear that little
voice in my computer.

253
00:13:54,000 --> 00:13:55,133
"You've got mail."

254
00:13:58,300 --> 00:13:59,316
Anyhoo...

255
00:14:00,366 --> 00:14:02,660
I was reading the paper.

256
00:14:02,100 --> 00:14:04,316
El Niño's coming to New York
this weekend.

257
00:14:04,350 --> 00:14:07,333
And you and the kids have got to
get out of all that water.

258
00:14:07,366 --> 00:14:09,166
I'll tell you what.

259
00:14:09,200 --> 00:14:13,166
You all could come to the Fine
family reunion in Niagara Falls.

260
00:14:16,116 --> 00:14:19,183
Or I could eat a bowl of leeches

261
00:14:19,216 --> 00:14:22,316
and slowly bleed to death
from the inside out.

262
00:14:25,366 --> 00:14:28,366
Well, if you're on the fence
about it, let me ask the kids.

263
00:14:32,000 --> 00:14:33,166
-Hey, what's up, Fran?
-Hey.

264
00:14:35,483 --> 00:14:38,333
You want to hear some exciting
news for the first time?

265
00:14:38,366 --> 00:14:41,830
-Yes.
-How would you like
to go this weekend

266
00:14:41,116 --> 00:14:42,450
to Niagara Falls?

267
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:46,133
-Oh, that would be so cool.
-We could not be happier!

268
00:14:46,166 --> 00:14:48,433
I've waited for this glorious
moment for five years!

269
00:14:48,466 --> 00:14:50,133
Overdoing it, honey.

270
00:14:51,483 --> 00:14:54,350
All right, I know
when I'm outnumbered.

271
00:14:54,383 --> 00:14:59,000
Seems we're going
to Niagara Falls for
the Fine family reunion.

272
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:02,166
We're going to have so much fun.
Just don't get freaked out.

273
00:15:02,200 --> 00:15:04,400
It could get pretty treacherous
being thrown about,

274
00:15:04,433 --> 00:15:07,133
bounced off a handrail,
spritzed in the face.

275
00:15:07,166 --> 00:15:09,133
Oh, I'm quite comfortable
on boats, Ms. Fine.

276
00:15:09,166 --> 00:15:11,160
No, I was talking about
the buffet line.

277
00:15:12,250 --> 00:15:15,233
[music playing]

278
00:15:33,383 --> 00:15:35,400
Here, darling. Put this on.

279
00:15:35,433 --> 00:15:38,300
No, Ma. I'm not covering myself
with that plastic.

280
00:15:38,333 --> 00:15:42,150
You want Mr. Sheffield to think
he's proposing to your couch?

281
00:15:45,150 --> 00:15:46,166
Morty.

282
00:15:46,200 --> 00:15:50,660
I'm putting your hair
in my purse.

283
00:15:50,100 --> 00:15:52,283
We're not going to lose
another 600 dollars

284
00:15:52,316 --> 00:15:55,660
like we did at Raging Waters.

285
00:15:59,333 --> 00:16:01,250
You know,

286
00:16:01,283 --> 00:16:05,483
I proposed to my wife
on this boat 30 years ago.

287
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,830
And for 30 years,
she's been saying,

288
00:16:08,116 --> 00:16:12,183
"Hey, Ray, when are we going
back to Niagara Falls?"

289
00:16:12,216 --> 00:16:14,450
I said,
"When you stop hocking me."

290
00:16:14,483 --> 00:16:16,316
So, here we are.

291
00:16:19,283 --> 00:16:21,150
You big pain in the...

292
00:16:21,183 --> 00:16:22,400
[ship honks]

293
00:16:26,316 --> 00:16:28,133
Excuse me.

294
00:16:28,166 --> 00:16:30,216
I hear that you're
in the show business.

295
00:16:32,183 --> 00:16:36,660
I have an idea, and people think
it should be a play.

296
00:16:36,100 --> 00:16:38,116
It takes place in Connecticut.

297
00:16:41,500 --> 00:16:42,660
And?

298
00:16:43,283 --> 00:16:46,830
What, you're not bringing
anything to the party?

299
00:16:49,150 --> 00:16:51,283
All right, Marilyn.
Leave him alone.

300
00:16:53,660 --> 00:16:56,660
Oh, is she pitching you
her Connecticut story again?

301
00:16:58,316 --> 00:16:59,300
Pretty good, huh?

302
00:17:01,366 --> 00:17:04,100
Oh. look, Ms. Fine.
We're getting closer
to the falls.

303
00:17:04,133 --> 00:17:06,160
-Let's go find the children.
-Okay.

304
00:17:06,500 --> 00:17:07,400
There's Gracie over here.
I'll get Gracie.

305
00:17:07,433 --> 00:17:09,250
Hey sweetheart,
come and look at the...

306
00:17:09,283 --> 00:17:10,250
[screams]

307
00:17:13,500 --> 00:17:15,150
That's just Aunt Cookie.

308
00:17:15,183 --> 00:17:17,450
Yes, she's the one that plays
the spoons on her...

309
00:17:17,483 --> 00:17:21,166
Oh, yes. Right.
Yes, the maestro.

310
00:17:22,483 --> 00:17:25,400
I enjoyed your rendition
of<i>Wipeout.</i>

311
00:17:27,330 --> 00:17:29,150
That was 'Little Brown Jug.'

312
00:17:30,500 --> 00:17:31,316
Played it too fast.

313
00:17:33,466 --> 00:17:37,160
Where the devil
is this boat going, Ms. Fine?

314
00:17:37,500 --> 00:17:38,433
<i>The Island of Dr. Moreau?</i>

315
00:17:44,116 --> 00:17:47,250
Come on, Mr. Sheffield,
let's go to the bow of the boat.

316
00:17:47,283 --> 00:17:49,160
That's the best place
to propose.

317
00:17:49,500 --> 00:17:51,830
I mean, uh...

318
00:17:51,116 --> 00:17:53,830
I propose that we go there.

319
00:17:57,266 --> 00:17:59,233
Oh, my God,

320
00:17:59,266 --> 00:18:02,416
is this not magnificent?

321
00:18:02,450 --> 00:18:05,383
Over 30 million served.

322
00:18:08,830 --> 00:18:11,216
Come here, Ms. Fine.
You're missing all this.

323
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:12,233
What?

324
00:18:14,350 --> 00:18:19,250
Is this not the most beautiful
thing you've ever seen?

325
00:18:19,283 --> 00:18:21,316
I can't hear you.

326
00:18:23,660 --> 00:18:25,300
Oh, it's magical.

327
00:18:25,333 --> 00:18:27,383
It's just magical.

328
00:18:30,166 --> 00:18:34,166
Oh, Ms. Fine, will you marry me?

329
00:18:35,283 --> 00:18:37,366
What did you say?

330
00:18:38,350 --> 00:18:40,300
I said...

331
00:18:40,333 --> 00:18:42,330
[screaming]

332
00:18:42,660 --> 00:18:44,500
[music playing]

333
00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:50,216
So you're on the boat,

334
00:18:50,250 --> 00:18:52,250
you're approaching the falls...

335
00:18:52,283 --> 00:18:54,300
Did Mr. Sheffield propose?

336
00:18:54,333 --> 00:18:56,116
Well, let's just
put it this way.

337
00:18:56,150 --> 00:18:58,160
They're renaming
the boat after me.

338
00:18:58,500 --> 00:18:59,450
<i>Old Maid of the Mist.</i>

339
00:19:03,316 --> 00:19:06,116
Well, Fran,
you know what they say.

340
00:19:09,100 --> 00:19:10,830
What, Val?

341
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:12,500
No, really.

342
00:19:12,830 --> 00:19:13,483
You know what they say, Fran.

343
00:19:14,160 --> 00:19:16,100
You're far more the sophisticate
than I.

344
00:19:20,330 --> 00:19:22,366
Well, there's no mystique
and there's no magic.

345
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:26,200
Just a bunch of propaganda
to get you to buy
idiotic souvenirs.

346
00:19:26,233 --> 00:19:28,166
Oh, wait a minute,
I got you something.

347
00:19:29,433 --> 00:19:31,483
Look at this.

348
00:19:32,160 --> 00:19:35,330
Niagara Falls corn cob holders.

349
00:19:37,383 --> 00:19:42,216
-Oh, God,
look at the detail work.
-Yes.

350
00:19:43,416 --> 00:19:46,150
Yes, well. You'll put it away
for special...

351
00:19:46,183 --> 00:19:47,183
Yes.

352
00:19:49,333 --> 00:19:51,400
-Oh, hi.
-What happened to you?

353
00:19:51,433 --> 00:19:53,333
It was really quite dramatic,
actually.

354
00:19:53,366 --> 00:19:56,166
The falls were so powerful.

355
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,450
Freak wave came along and
knocked me right off my feet.

356
00:20:01,830 --> 00:20:04,166
Does not remember anything
about the entire trip.

357
00:20:04,200 --> 00:20:06,660
All I could say is, "thank God."

358
00:20:07,300 --> 00:20:10,133
Well, I guess
I better put out the trash

359
00:20:10,166 --> 00:20:11,466
and then start preparing dinner.

360
00:20:13,160 --> 00:20:14,266
A butler's work
is never done, eh?

361
00:20:18,400 --> 00:20:21,133
Niles, don't you think
that you should tell him?

362
00:20:21,166 --> 00:20:22,383
Well, if you like.

363
00:20:22,416 --> 00:20:25,400
But he also thinks the butler is
fooling around with the nanny.

364
00:20:28,433 --> 00:20:30,660
You cleaned enough.

365
00:20:30,100 --> 00:20:31,216
It's time to rest.

366
00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:41,500
Ms. Fine, I'm most
dreadfully sorry. I...

367
00:20:41,830 --> 00:20:44,100
Thank God I remembered who I was
before anything happened.

368
00:21:21,000 --> 00:21:23,483
[theme music playing]

369
00:21:37,450 --> 00:21:39,433
[theme music ends]