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Oh, hi, Niles.

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Ms. Fine,
the way you're dressed...

3
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-What?
-You're dressed.

4
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I'm taking my father
to a basketball game

5
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for his birthday
and you know,

6
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he likes women
to dress so conservatively.

7
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Is that why your mother
dresses so demurely?

8
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Meanwhile, one time,
she bought this backless dress

9
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and he made her return it

10
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because it showed
too much cleavage.

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-Cut too low in the front?
-You wish the front.

12
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Hi, kids.
Close the door. It's cold.

13
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All right, Brighton.
The party starts at 8:30

14
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and there's going to be
a lot of hot chicks there,

15
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so you owe me.

16
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Maggie's taking me to a mixer
at her sorority house.

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Oh, great.

18
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Bring-a-geek party?

19
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I, like, so own that trophy.

20
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-Oh, hi.
-Ms. Fine, here we go.

21
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Two center-court tickets
to tonight's basketball game.

22
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Oh, I so appreciate you
arranging these tickets.

23
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This is the first time
that I've been able to afford

24
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to give my father something
really great.

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They're comps, right?

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Think of them as my gift to you.

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-Thank you.
-Don't you look adorable today.

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-Thank you.
-You know, you could
be Margaret's sister.

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Well, sister. Stepmother.

30
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Oh, Niles, that's Daddy.
Will you get it?

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Good evening, Sylvia.

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Oh, Niles,
you smell delicious.

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What is it? Ham?

34
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Ma, what are you doing here?
Where's Daddy?

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Oh, he couldn't make it,

36
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but he wanted us to wave to him
from the good seats.

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He's not coming?

38
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He didn't like my gift?

39
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Oh, sure, he did.

40
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He just wasn't feeling well.

41
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He ate a whole box
of Snausages.

42
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Ma, the dog's been dead
for five years.

43
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You still kept her treats?

44
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Although, you got her
collar and leash

45
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hanging in your
bedroom closet.

46
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But that's probably
none of my business.

47
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You're right, it's not.

48
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I'm so disappointed.
I can't believe
he's not coming.

49
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I really wanted to see him.

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So, come on. We'll go.

51
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I'm dying to see
a basketball game.

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I don't know how I put it off
for the past 50 years.

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<i>♪ She was working</i>
<i>In a bridal shop ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In Flushing, Queens ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Til her boyfriend</i>
<i>Kicked her out ♪</i>

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<i>♪ In one of those</i>
<i>Crushing scenes ♪</i>

57
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<i>♪ What was she to do?</i>
<i>Where was she to go? ♪</i>

58
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<i>♪ She was out on her fanny ♪</i>

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<i>♪ So over the bridge</i>
<i>From Flushing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ To the Sheffield's door ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She was there to sell make-up</i>
<i>But the father saw more ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She had style!</i>
<i>She had flair!</i>
<i>She was there ♪</i>

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<i>♪ That's how she became ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The Nanny ♪</i>

65
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<i>♪ Who would have guessed</i>
<i>That the girl we described ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Was just exactly</i>
<i>What the doctor prescribed? ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Now, the father</i>
<i>Finds her beguiling ♪</i>

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<i>♪ Watch out C.C. ♪</i>

69
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<i>♪ And the kids</i>
<i>Are actually smiling ♪</i>

70
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<i>♪ Such joie de vivre ♪</i>

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<i>♪ She's the lady in red ♪</i>

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<i>♪ When everybody else</i>
<i>Is wearing tan ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The flashy girl</i>
<i>From Flushing ♪</i>

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<i>♪ The Nanny named Fran! ♪</i>

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Defense! Defense! Defense!

76
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Defense! Defense! Defense!

77
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What's the matter, darling?

78
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I miss Daddy.

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There's the camera, Fran!
There's the camera!

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Happy birthday, Daddy!
We love you!

81
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Oh, boy.

82
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It's a good thing
I'm wearing jeans.

83
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That guy would have just
taken my temperature.

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Pig.

85
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Did you feel a ring?

86
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You know, if you're not going
to finish your pretzel,

87
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I'd like to take it home
to Daddy.

88
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Well, I thought he had
an upset stomach.

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Ma, were you lying to me?

90
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I was half lying.

91
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Why?

92
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Well, he did eat a box of
Snausages,

93
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but it didn't bother him.

94
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Well, why didn't he
want to come then?

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Because he knew that the tickets
came from Mr. Sheffield.

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So? It's not like I had to do
anything to get them.

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Lord knows I'm the only one
burning the candle
in that window.

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Darling, he doesn't
want to take anything
from Mr. Sheffield.

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-Why?
-It breaks his heart

100
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to see your young life
being wasted

101
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by a guy who's never
going to marry you.

102
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I can't even talk about it.
I get all choked up.

103
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Peanuts!

104
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What's so funny?

105
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Oh! Nothing.
I was just thinking

106
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of that hysterical J.J. Walker
impression you do.

107
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You know, you should really do
that for the sorority party.

108
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Oh, you mean,
"Dyn-o-mite."

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Stop, stop.

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-You're going to peak too soon.
-Right.

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Bring-a-geek party, right?

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I remember well.

113
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This baby brought me home gold.

114
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Gracie. I'm sorry, honey.

115
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They didn't have your choice
of<i>Secrets of Life</i>
at the video store.

116
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But I got your second choice.
<i>Operation Dumbo Drop.</i>

117
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That was your choice, Fran.

118
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I know. I'm just
a little depressed

119
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and kind of
needed an upper.

120
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Well, what's wrong, Fran?

121
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Oh, sweetie.

122
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This is a grown-up problem
and you're a little girl.

123
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My daddy doesn't like me.

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-Let me.
-Okay.

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Yes.

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All right, honey,
talk to me.

127
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[sighs] What's wrong
with this picture?

128
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You mean
because you're the adult
and I'm the child?

129
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No, I mean because you didn't
bring a fork.

130
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But the other thing
is true too.

131
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So, what happened
with your father?

132
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You know, he doesn't approve
of the relationship
between me and your daddy.

133
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He doesn't know what me
and your father have together.

134
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I don't know what we...
Why? Have you heard anything?

135
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Fran, you're a grown woman.

136
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You're over five-feet tall.

137
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So?

138
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Why is it so important
what your father thinks?

139
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He's always finding fault
with everything I do.

140
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I mean,
I can never please the man.

141
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Fran, what does Dr. Miller say

142
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when you talk
about your father in therapy?

143
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I haven't even finished talking
about when my mother took me

144
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trick-or-treating Halloween
dressed as Catwoman.

145
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Why she had a black latex
bodysuit hanging...

146
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Oh, well, I guess that's none
of my business either.

147
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Oh, Dr. Miller, I'm so sorry
to barge in on you this way.

148
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I hope it's not too much
of an imposition.

149
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It's all right, Fran.

150
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Even though it's not
your regular appointment,

151
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being drilled by needles
feels oddly similar.

152
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Now, where was I?

153
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Your father disapproves of you.

154
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Oh, yeah, that's right.
Thank you, Ken.

155
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You know what, Fran? I'd like
run a Rorschach test on you.

156
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Rorschach?
From<i>Welcome Back, Kotter.</i>

157
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Would you pick up one of those
inkblot cards there

158
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and tell me what you see?

159
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Yeah. You mean with
this black schmear?

160
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Well, I don't know.
I guess I see a gorgeous,

161
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off-the-shoulder Vera Wang,
white wedding dress.

162
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You see a white wedding dress
in that black ink?

163
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Yeah, uh-huh. You know,
this is the negatives.

164
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The proofs
haven't come in yet.

165
00:09:02,500 --> 00:09:03,483
Fran, don't you see
the connection here?

166
00:09:04,160 --> 00:09:05,316
You've come in with a crisis
about your father

167
00:09:05,350 --> 00:09:07,133
and you jump
right to marriage.

168
00:09:07,166 --> 00:09:08,350
Wait a minute.

169
00:09:08,383 --> 00:09:11,830
Are you saying that I want
to be married to my father?

170
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Because if that is buried
in my subconscious,

171
00:09:14,830 --> 00:09:17,400
let's just build a Home Depot
over it and move on.

172
00:09:19,450 --> 00:09:22,150
I'm saying that marriage
is the ultimate expression

173
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of acceptance and love.

174
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That's what you want
from your father.

175
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And that's why you keep
seeking out men like him.

176
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So, you mean I seek out
distant and repressed men

177
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that keep me
at arm's length?

178
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Who?

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-Mr. Sheffield.
-Mr. Sheffield.

180
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Oh, my God.

181
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I have been chasing after men

182
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that reject me just like my
father my whole life.

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00:09:48,150 --> 00:09:51,100
-Oh, Dr. Miller,
you're a genius!
-Oh! Oh! [groaning]

184
00:10:28,350 --> 00:10:31,166
-[whispers]
Can you believe this?
-Niles!

185
00:10:31,200 --> 00:10:32,266
What? What?

186
00:10:35,330 --> 00:10:37,660
Sir, would you believe she put
these things in my hand

187
00:10:37,100 --> 00:10:38,266
while I was asleep
on the couch?

188
00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:42,350
That sleep part was a bad
defense, wasn't it?

189
00:10:48,316 --> 00:10:51,266
You know, at the risk of
sounding like the doctor
who delivered you,

190
00:10:51,300 --> 00:10:52,450
this could get ugly.

191
00:10:55,250 --> 00:10:57,160
Oh, Mr. Sheffield.

192
00:10:57,500 --> 00:11:00,166
I just came from
a therapy session
and we've got to talk.

193
00:11:00,200 --> 00:11:02,416
Ms. Fine, you've been talking
for a solid hour.

194
00:11:02,450 --> 00:11:05,300
Aren't you talked out?
Well, that's a silly question.

195
00:11:06,450 --> 00:11:08,283
All right, Ms. Fine.
What's on your mind?

196
00:11:08,316 --> 00:11:10,400
Well, first of all,
don't you think that
it's a little strange

197
00:11:10,433 --> 00:11:12,350
that we've known each other
for five years

198
00:11:12,383 --> 00:11:14,333
and you're still
calling me Ms. Fine?

199
00:11:14,366 --> 00:11:16,233
Niles calls you Ms. Fine.

200
00:11:16,266 --> 00:11:18,316
That's different.
He's the butler.

201
00:11:18,350 --> 00:11:21,330
I get a charge out of that.

202
00:11:21,660 --> 00:11:23,330
You call me Ms. Fine
to keep me at arm's length.

203
00:11:23,660 --> 00:11:25,250
Now, hold it right there.
That's not true.

204
00:11:25,283 --> 00:11:27,100
People's exhibit A.

205
00:11:29,216 --> 00:11:31,116
Do you know
what I've discovered?

206
00:11:31,150 --> 00:11:34,160
You are exactly
like my father.

207
00:11:34,500 --> 00:11:35,450
-Oh, that's absurd.
-No.

208
00:11:35,483 --> 00:11:38,283
I've never met your father.
No one has.

209
00:11:38,316 --> 00:11:40,350
I'm not even sure
he bloody well exists.

210
00:11:40,383 --> 00:11:42,466
Well, he does.

211
00:11:43,000 --> 00:11:45,366
And I have been chasing
after his love my entire life.

212
00:11:45,400 --> 00:11:47,200
Do you know that
he is at the root

213
00:11:47,233 --> 00:11:49,333
of every doomed relationship
I've ever had?

214
00:11:49,366 --> 00:11:51,116
I'm completely screwed up.

215
00:11:56,450 --> 00:12:00,266
I'm a basket case.

216
00:12:00,300 --> 00:12:03,466
And there is only one way
for me to achieve
any kind of mental health.

217
00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,150
You have got to change,
mister.

218
00:12:17,250 --> 00:12:19,500
Well, it's been
three whole days

219
00:12:19,830 --> 00:12:21,383
and Mr. Sheffield
hasn't changed at all.

220
00:12:24,333 --> 00:12:25,450
I don't know.

221
00:12:25,483 --> 00:12:27,200
Maybe I was too subtle.

222
00:12:27,233 --> 00:12:31,000
Well, that's always been
your downfall.

223
00:12:31,330 --> 00:12:33,100
Well, I'll tell you,
this whole thing
with my father

224
00:12:33,133 --> 00:12:35,133
has gotten me so confused.

225
00:12:35,166 --> 00:12:37,250
I mean,
where do I go from here?

226
00:12:37,283 --> 00:12:39,183
Trying to get
some guy's approval

227
00:12:39,216 --> 00:12:41,266
has always been
my whole Raisinette.

228
00:12:44,133 --> 00:12:46,350
Meanwhile, if I could
blame my father

229
00:12:46,383 --> 00:12:50,330
for why I'm going to end up
alone and miserable,

230
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I'd be the happiest girl
in the world.

231
00:12:54,283 --> 00:12:56,166
Fran, as far as you
and Daddy go,

232
00:12:56,200 --> 00:12:59,266
you've got to redefine
the boundaries
of your relationship.

233
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You're his nanny
and nothing more.

234
00:13:01,183 --> 00:13:03,300
That should be
a smooth transition.

235
00:13:06,660 --> 00:13:07,400
You know, Val,
all those hard knocks

236
00:13:07,433 --> 00:13:09,283
have made you
a little bitchy.

237
00:13:15,830 --> 00:13:17,160
Would you look at her?

238
00:13:17,500 --> 00:13:20,330
She is baking cookies
for herself.

239
00:13:20,660 --> 00:13:21,316
She is so independent.

240
00:13:21,350 --> 00:13:22,400
Well, I'll tell you.

241
00:13:22,433 --> 00:13:25,333
She's not looking
for some guy's approval.

242
00:13:25,366 --> 00:13:29,330
That kid is the answer
to all women in the future.

243
00:13:29,660 --> 00:13:32,166
Right.

244
00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:35,300
Gracie, I said chocolate chip,
not oatmeal raisin.

245
00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,330
Come on.

246
00:13:37,660 --> 00:13:39,250
Well, I guess I can't do
anything right.

247
00:13:49,433 --> 00:13:50,483
Mr. Sheffield.

248
00:13:51,160 --> 00:13:53,483
Oh, Ms. Fine,
don't you look lovely.

249
00:13:54,160 --> 00:13:56,350
Oh, you like?
Don't compliment me.

250
00:13:58,316 --> 00:14:00,366
How am I ever going
to break the habit
of needing your approval

251
00:14:00,400 --> 00:14:02,250
if now,
you start giving it to me?

252
00:14:03,316 --> 00:14:05,116
Here.

253
00:14:05,150 --> 00:14:07,450
That's my schedule.
Those are my hours.

254
00:14:07,483 --> 00:14:10,660
You're the boss.
I'm the nanny.

255
00:14:10,100 --> 00:14:11,383
I'm on a coffee break.
Goodbye.

256
00:14:13,466 --> 00:14:18,166
Come on, Ms. Fine.
Don't be so foolish.

257
00:14:21,483 --> 00:14:24,660
And please let's keep
a professional distance.

258
00:14:24,100 --> 00:14:25,400
That was just for the road.

259
00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:31,160
Niles, I don't know what
the woman wants anymore.

260
00:14:31,500 --> 00:14:32,333
What am I supposed to do?

261
00:14:32,366 --> 00:14:35,183
-May I speak freely, sir?
-Yes, of course, old boy.

262
00:14:35,216 --> 00:14:38,500
I am so bloody sick of hearing
this year after year.

263
00:14:38,830 --> 00:14:40,160
"Niles, what am I to do?
I told her I loved her.

264
00:14:40,500 --> 00:14:41,283
I took it back.
I'm afraid of commitment.

265
00:14:41,316 --> 00:14:42,450
I'm worried
about the children."

266
00:14:42,483 --> 00:14:45,150
For God's sake,
make a move!

267
00:14:45,183 --> 00:14:47,483
Do something!
You passed on<i>Cats.</i>

268
00:14:48,160 --> 00:14:50,283
Do you want to regret this
for the rest of your life too?

269
00:14:58,250 --> 00:15:00,383
-What's going on in there?
-Well, I have had it.

270
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:03,233
I am trying to convince him
to give up on Ms. Fine

271
00:15:03,266 --> 00:15:05,830
and move on with his life.

272
00:15:07,466 --> 00:15:09,200
[C.C] I agree with Niles!

273
00:15:09,233 --> 00:15:12,000
What are you waiting for?
Just do it!

274
00:15:12,330 --> 00:15:13,433
Do it! Do it!

275
00:15:20,100 --> 00:15:21,300
Hi, Ma.

276
00:15:21,333 --> 00:15:24,330
I brought you a cake
from the health food bakery.

277
00:15:24,660 --> 00:15:27,466
It's flourless, sugarless
and dairy free.

278
00:15:37,366 --> 00:15:39,183
Darling, I didn't know
you were coming.

279
00:15:39,216 --> 00:15:40,283
I'm going to the gym.

280
00:15:40,316 --> 00:15:42,266
Are you really
going to the gym?

281
00:15:42,300 --> 00:15:44,366
-This is my second time.
-Oh!

282
00:15:44,400 --> 00:15:48,433
I went once to join.
And now, I'm going to renew.

283
00:15:50,216 --> 00:15:54,416
Ma, I'm very upset.
I really need to talk to you.

284
00:15:54,450 --> 00:15:56,416
I'm sticking to my diet,
darling,

285
00:15:56,450 --> 00:15:59,216
so if you're looking
for Entenmann's,

286
00:15:59,250 --> 00:16:00,416
the cupboards are bare.

287
00:16:00,450 --> 00:16:02,150
No cookies?

288
00:16:02,183 --> 00:16:03,466
No Count Chocula?

289
00:16:04,366 --> 00:16:05,483
No nothing?

290
00:16:06,160 --> 00:16:08,133
I mean, I'm depressed here, Ma.
I need some junk.

291
00:16:10,266 --> 00:16:11,483
Have some bread.

292
00:16:12,160 --> 00:16:14,660
I don't want bread.
I need sweet.

293
00:16:14,100 --> 00:16:15,350
Have the bread.

294
00:16:29,216 --> 00:16:31,660
Look at this,
a Jewish piñata.

295
00:16:34,330 --> 00:16:36,316
So, what are you
so upset about, darling?

296
00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,333
Oh, I had a big breakthrough
in therapy.

297
00:16:38,366 --> 00:16:40,183
All about Daddy.

298
00:16:40,216 --> 00:16:42,400
So, what did that
con artist tell you?

299
00:16:44,216 --> 00:16:46,183
That everything
that's wrong with your life

300
00:16:46,216 --> 00:16:47,483
is your father's fault?

301
00:16:48,160 --> 00:16:51,500
-Yes, Ma.
-Thank God it's not me.

302
00:16:55,200 --> 00:16:57,316
Ma, why don't Daddy
and I connect?

303
00:16:57,350 --> 00:17:00,416
I mean, after Nadine was born,
did he really want a son?

304
00:17:00,450 --> 00:17:03,200
No. He loved his girls.

305
00:17:03,233 --> 00:17:05,283
Then, how come he always
dressed me like a tomboy?

306
00:17:05,316 --> 00:17:08,350
I mean, there are pictures of me
sitting on Daddy's lap.

307
00:17:08,383 --> 00:17:10,483
You'd swear I was
a k.d. lang dummy.

308
00:17:13,250 --> 00:17:16,233
Darling, you're grasping
at straws there.

309
00:17:16,266 --> 00:17:18,116
Your father adored you.

310
00:17:18,150 --> 00:17:21,333
He just had trouble
expressing himself,
so he's a little distant.

311
00:17:21,366 --> 00:17:23,250
It's just his way.

312
00:17:23,283 --> 00:17:28,830
You know, children tend
to idealize their parents
when they're growing up.

313
00:17:28,116 --> 00:17:32,200
You know, they don't see
that underneath this veneer,

314
00:17:32,233 --> 00:17:34,316
we're not sophisticated
people.

315
00:17:46,133 --> 00:17:48,500
Well, meanwhile,
Dr. Miller says

316
00:17:48,830 --> 00:17:51,183
that I'm attracted to men that
always keep me at a distance

317
00:17:51,216 --> 00:17:54,166
because that's the way
Daddy treated me.

318
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:56,466
You know, your father
always did his best.

319
00:17:57,450 --> 00:17:59,466
But he's not going to change.

320
00:18:01,466 --> 00:18:05,100
You know, you should focus
on changing yourself, not him.

321
00:18:06,200 --> 00:18:08,483
You know, Ma.
You are absolutely right.

322
00:18:09,160 --> 00:18:11,216
Of course, I'm right.

323
00:18:11,250 --> 00:18:13,316
I've got to change myself.

324
00:18:17,450 --> 00:18:20,250
As long as I'm living
under the same roof
with Mr. Sheffield,

325
00:18:20,283 --> 00:18:22,400
I am always going
to feel this way.

326
00:18:22,433 --> 00:18:26,500
Naturally. What?

327
00:18:26,830 --> 00:18:29,330
I have to move out
of that mansion
and get on with my life.

328
00:18:29,660 --> 00:18:32,450
What life?
You're two shakes away from
being a cleaning lady.

329
00:18:34,450 --> 00:18:36,433
Wish me luck, Ma.

330
00:18:36,466 --> 00:18:40,330
I'm going to cut out my tongue.
That's not what I meant!

331
00:18:44,266 --> 00:18:46,166
[Sylvia] Fran,
your father did this!

332
00:18:46,200 --> 00:18:48,333
Why are you punishing me?

333
00:18:52,416 --> 00:18:55,330
Stay back, Ma.
I know what I gotta do.

334
00:18:55,660 --> 00:18:57,383
I'll kill that shrink bastard.

335
00:18:59,433 --> 00:19:02,483
Look what he's done
to my little girl.

336
00:19:03,160 --> 00:19:04,466
What is going on in here?

337
00:19:05,000 --> 00:19:07,450
Ma, leave us alone.
I have to talk
to Mr. Sheffield.

338
00:19:07,483 --> 00:19:10,416
I am not moving
from this spot.

339
00:19:10,450 --> 00:19:13,116
Come, Sylvia.
We'll wait in the kitchen.

340
00:19:23,250 --> 00:19:24,400
Look, Mr. Sheffield.

341
00:19:24,433 --> 00:19:27,316
I keep hoping that if I
hang around here long enough,

342
00:19:27,350 --> 00:19:30,350
deep down inside,
you're going to change.

343
00:19:30,383 --> 00:19:35,660
But I've come to realize
that my father
is never going to change

344
00:19:35,100 --> 00:19:37,333
and I have to accept
that in you too.

345
00:19:37,366 --> 00:19:39,200
So, what does this mean?

346
00:19:39,233 --> 00:19:42,166
That this arrangement is not
going to work out anymore.

347
00:19:42,200 --> 00:19:45,500
Well, are you saying
you're quitting?

348
00:19:45,830 --> 00:19:48,100
Yeah. Yeah.
We've been together
for so many years,

349
00:19:48,133 --> 00:19:49,383
you still don't know
what you want.

350
00:19:49,416 --> 00:19:52,160
I just think that it's
a healthier decision
for me to make.

351
00:19:52,500 --> 00:19:53,283
Look, Ms. Fine. I understand
how you're feeling.

352
00:19:53,316 --> 00:19:55,000
I really do, but I don't
understand why you...

353
00:19:55,330 --> 00:19:57,250
Mr. Sheffield, genug already.
It's too late.

354
00:19:57,283 --> 00:19:59,333
I've made up my mind.
I have to do this.

355
00:19:59,366 --> 00:20:01,400
No, please don't go, Ms. Fine.
Ms. Fine, come back.

356
00:20:01,433 --> 00:20:02,483
Fran, wait.

357
00:20:10,250 --> 00:20:11,450
You're right.

358
00:20:11,483 --> 00:20:14,383
You're right.
I suppose I have

359
00:20:15,350 --> 00:20:18,266
kept you at arm's length.

360
00:20:18,300 --> 00:20:21,660
Maybe it's because I have
a genuine fear of intimacy.

361
00:20:21,100 --> 00:20:25,366
I don't know. I just do know
that I don't want you to go.

362
00:20:26,466 --> 00:20:28,830
Fran?

363
00:20:30,433 --> 00:20:32,300
Fran.

364
00:20:32,333 --> 00:20:34,283
Does this mean you're gonna
start calling me Fran now
all the time?

365
00:20:34,316 --> 00:20:36,330
Well, not in front
of the children.

366
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:37,200
Well, how about
Niles and C.C.?

367
00:20:37,233 --> 00:20:38,400
That wouldn't be
very professional.

368
00:20:38,433 --> 00:20:40,350
-What about Ma?
-Ms. Fine.

369
00:20:40,383 --> 00:20:42,233
-Ciao.
-Fran.

370
00:20:42,266 --> 00:20:44,160
That's better.

371
00:21:03,350 --> 00:21:05,466
-Good night, Fran.
-Wait. Wait.

372
00:21:06,000 --> 00:21:08,150
I gotta tell you.

373
00:21:08,183 --> 00:21:10,483
Maggie's taking you
to a bring-a-geek party.

374
00:21:11,160 --> 00:21:13,433
Oh, Fran, I know that.
What am I, stupid?

375
00:21:13,466 --> 00:21:15,660
I'm going there
to meet girls.

376
00:21:15,100 --> 00:21:16,466
That's why I'm wearing
my cool clothes.

377
00:21:21,150 --> 00:21:23,116
Oh! Good. Good.

378
00:21:23,150 --> 00:21:25,350
-Well, have fun, honey.
-Thanks, Fran.

379
00:21:25,383 --> 00:21:27,300
-Oh, and B, B, B.
-Yes?

380
00:21:28,200 --> 00:21:29,316
You know, sweetie.

381
00:21:29,350 --> 00:21:31,283
It probably wouldn't hurt

382
00:21:31,316 --> 00:21:35,500
to just work the words
"trust fund"

383
00:21:35,830 --> 00:21:38,000
right into the conversation.
Have fun.

384
00:21:51,216 --> 00:21:53,200
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385
00:22:09,166 --> 00:22:10,150
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